May 1, 2025 • 49 mins
Who sent Matt home in a cab? Jack lands one of his best zingers, Coop plays the Good Samaritan and find out what AI really thinks of Trish.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome back to another week John's Family Podcast. Why I'm
so exciting Patricia John's Jack. John's off camera today doing
as we call the live cutting, because, in his words,
he didn't want to listen back to us, so he
decides sometimes he decides, I want a live cut because
I don't have to rewatch it and cut between. Is
that right, Jake?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
And we've got a big week this week.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's a big week. We're getting ready to head off
to Magic.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Round exactly correctly when this.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Comes out, We're off.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, So there's a lot happening, yes this week.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah yeah, up at Fanland Level seven Coins Wharf on
the Leisure Decks, Saturday, twelve to two pm.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Okay, I'm excited about it now. I'm not as nervous
as I was last week.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You may have noticed we haven't introduced Matthew yet. Matthew,
he's been off us all week. Those people that watch
Matthew's Fox show may have seen the Xavier Coats prank
where they got him with a snake and and the bugs.
But you could see that Dad was quite anxious the
whole show and when he got home and we did
(00:58):
a little bit of a gag where we had a
snake on his spot on the couch, and Matthew may
have gotten quite angry at Patricia and us boys hasn't
really spoken to us.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Mate, you should be grateful they wanted to put it
in your bed.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
That is true.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I took them down from the bed and negotiated it down.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
The blood, sweat and tears of my life exists in
the walls of this building. It'd be like you guys,
being afar and hearing that your worst enemy, I've let
your worst enemy in the house and was sitting at
your on your favorite chair or something to be on
TV and see a serpent crawling on my suit on
(01:39):
the couch.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Randy, But what about the snake cover?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
But here's the thing. Whenever I get home on Thursday night,
taste a little while of one wine. So I lay
there and I'll sometimes I'll go back and I'll watch
the second half of the football again just to sort
of recap or your show. And I couldn't lay there
because the snake had been there, and I was so
on edge that I had a feeling that the snake
(02:04):
was maybe I don't know, like like I'm when I
came into the house, I was like, and I've never
had tourse words with any of my producers or any
of the boys on the show, but he made tear.
I fucking lost it.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I heard you got I remember Hammi texting me. Who's
in the back end of your shows? He texted me
and he was quite worried about you because apparently you
did have some choice words with some of the producers
when they put some boxes in your car at the
end of the show.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
So it was a tough show anyway, because I'm always
looking after my show, and I said to goes, do
we have to like the snake thing? I'm trying to
host the show and all I'm doing is looking over
my should expecting someone come here with the diamond python
hanging over my neck or something like that. And then
the show's over. I go downstairs and some Polukas have
put like boxes in the car so that you know,
(02:50):
I'm assuming there's a snake in the car serpent. So
I thought, you know what, enough's enough, So I just
marched back up there. I went up. I didn't march
up there, march I've got the lift up there. I'd
let the lift take me. And I got up there
and mate, I'm looking for anyone fletching Heindy, And then
I spotted my producer Johnny and mate Johnny's face and
(03:12):
he I just went, Johnny, get the fuck down now
and get those fucking boxes out of my fucking car.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, and he was like, and he's just context for
context to the people. He would have known about it,
but he would not have been the Instagram.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
He's like the nicest.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Col Yeah, I heard Jimmy's name mentioned. Leon was a kinkin.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
He's the other thing. Seeing Leon laying in my position
on the bed, and Leon told me that he was
trying to coax you into bed and gas would be funny,
and Tris knew better. I'm not getting in there. Leon's
got wandering hands.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Still that well, the original idea was going to be
that I go over and I pulled the blanket back
and Leon was in bed with the serpent. Trice said no,
Trice said, only one serpent in this bed.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah, I would have lost it if.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
That I knew. You wouldn't have You wouldn't have been
able to.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Sleep because when I was a kid, I used to
have this phobia that there was always snakes in my bed. Yeah,
pull them back, and so I was seventeen. So to me,
if I'd have seen that snake in the bed, I
would have had we would have to throw that bed out.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, yeah, you would have.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
She was she was lovely, Brandy. She was lovely.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
She actually was so delightful, wasn't she She was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
She was like I was quite hesitant at the start,
but like because I don't love snakes. I don't hate them,
but I don't love them. But she was quite gentle
and she's very friendly. She wasn't the one that they
were riding about in the Old Testament, like, she was
a different not that ass. No, no, no, she wouldn't
have forced Adam or Eve.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
She wasn't hanging out apple trees that one.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
They're all friendly and lovely and nice to take a
piece out of your arm, she objected, like that.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
You should have seen her with her handler, Like she
kept going out to him, like almost into his neck,
cuddling him. It was pretty beautiful. I was waiting for
the other strippers though, like chastity destiny.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
That's what chest cat running that gag. Whenever the guy
I would like tell about the Brandy and then she
kept like he didn't hear just kept going like where's
chastity destiny and like the other strippers, and no one
kept laughing. Everyone just going, it's funny to you. But
when you call his beautiful pet a stripper and kept
there was a stripper.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Name, but it skin, it would be a stripper.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Well, it sheds every four months, you know, four months,
he told me about it. It's quite interesting. They can
see when it's going to happen. They get like a
reddish tinge to their beautiful I'll just.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
He's a word of warning. Do you remember the Alice
Cooper used.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
To have Brandy was used in Alice Cooper's show last year.
She's just celebrity snakes.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
So she's a cool snake. Coler, Yeah, does that make
you like her a little bit more?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Bise It kind of did impress him, It.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Does, doesn't around the neck of a legend. Yes, Well,
I read a story in a book called What She
Wants in the Back Suit, and it was a story
about nineteen seventy four Alice Cooper led Zeppelin and the
who go on a world tour, not altogether but simultaneously.
And there's a story in it where, of course Alice
Cooper always had his snake. I think it was Damien
used to carry big, big python. Anyway, he's he was
(06:27):
a big drinker in those days, it says in the
book and Alice Cooper.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Because he doesn't drink anymore, does he plays golf instead?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Yeah, that's his addiction. So he said he was laying
on the bed and suddenly Damien he's used to lay
next to him the bed, and he thought it was
really cute. But what had happened? It was sizing him
up once it actually got him when he was laying
in bed and it was stunted, stric Yeah, it wrapped
around him. Had the ex security in there.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
To cut it off or cut it off like bye
bye Damien, Yeah, bye bye bye chow. Well, he did
mention that Harriet, our cat, was outside because she's been
relegated outside because there's been some incidents.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Keeping everywhere all over the couch.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Anyway, do you.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Remember what the snake taman's name was? keV keV. I
kept doing like weird after you mentioned that. I kept
saying like weird quotes to him. He didn't get it.
I kept saying things like remember all the waynes World
quotes from Alice Coop I kept like slowly going up
and going, well, you know, I'm a regular here in
in in Milwaukee. It's certainly had its fair share of visitors.
And he's like, oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
He must have thought you're on you.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Know, yeah another classic Jack.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Not worthy, We're not worthy.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
But I mean he did mention that this brandy could
eat Harriet our cat.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
He didn't say that.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah, yeah, I went, oh that's important, that's what.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
She eats she was. He was like, yeah, a good
pumper cat, like he.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Was saying, it takes it like two weeks to digest. Yeah,
that's right, but it gets you get it done. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Well, correct, there's a warning for you.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
No one was shopping on the couch.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah, there will be concept on says but is he
come home? And then he woke me like and no
use you? And then you're like, has it gone? Is
it here? Is it here? I'm like, mate, as if
they're going to actually leave a snake a protected sort
of species? Is it with us?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I say, species spies?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Seriously, there is something wrong with my mouth.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Your dad's been saying that for years.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
She's a bitter.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
A buyer. Is they saying wrong with my ears as well?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Probably never wears her headphones.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
That's why have no headphones.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You keep saying the headphones.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That doesn't make me.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I never look good in headphones.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
In headphones are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Well, it's always a big deal when we say we
put headphones in your set. You do I have to
wear these because.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
You always only have three? And I go, it's fine,
I don't need to have them.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I love headphones. I love microphone. I like a headphone.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I know you like a microphone. You're almost coming in
that hot you're almost swallowing the thing.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Have we got a question?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Oh, yes, we do have a question to start us off.
If you had to choose a drink for each of
the rest of us in this room, which would have
been white, trist do you want to start? This was
your one?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I would love this came it came off the bat
of watching and ice tea came up. Wow, you know,
And then I just started.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Thinking he obviously wasn't named after ice Tea.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Like it was more like that's his stage name though.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, but he was he didn't have ice tea to
drink in mind, because there's like ice isn't there heats
or like other ice letter like ice bea.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
There's ice cube, ice cube.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Obviously there's like some other ones though. Oh no, there's
heaps a little vanilla ice, a little little like a
little pump, little little wine, little Wayne, little Dicky does
out there.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
You know what you know? I know what's Tracy Lauren
Moreau Marrow or marrows real name.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
It's actually a much nicer name.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I really like him, Tracy Laura.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
It's likable.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Sure, Okay, So for Matthew, I chose spider Sweet Spider
because you're a treat, you know, you know, the spider
drinks yet creaming soda and then you put a scoop
of ice cream in there. You're a treat.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
What was the best of What was the best soft
drink you put with a spider?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
I reckon drink beer. Creaming soda is pretty good.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Cream soda was good, I was I think I like
ginger beer was very good with a bit.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Of lemonade is pretty good. I've never had coke.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah, yeah, No, I'd had coconut.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Lime spider, jacb lime Spider.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I had a fanto one.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
No, I never had a lime spider.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I've had Fanta.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
You know what talking about Fanta Fanta there and and
and ginger beers. We're gonna have all meldrem soon. Remember
you invented to drink the mully.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Mildrem yummy it was, and ginger beer.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Vodka rum fan and ginger bea that was. That was mildreams.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
You probably added a bit too much in there. I
don't know that the responsible service of alcohols game.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
It's fine, well, like you were not under that you
have anymore for anyone else.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Of course I do Jack Butcher because you're good for you.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Also, gut health. You're good for you.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, good for people. You're good for people. Iced coffee
because you're a new take on an old favourite.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
What sort of.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Mood you in today?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Can?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I really thought these were really good?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, they're good. It's just your presentation and you're yeah, yeah, what's.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
What's one for myself to do?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
That?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Not an ounce, not an ounce, not even in my.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Protein, an ounce of anything else.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Just trying to get through to day. I gave myself Chirats,
full bodied, smooth with a nice peppery undertone.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Love me sure I've gone. I've given you your I've
given you the Moscow mule because you're stubborn. Jack, You're
I've gone dark and stormy because you can be quite moody.
Cooper Dirty Martini lifestyle and extra dirty I've given myself.
I have the name of drink. I think Moo John's.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Manhattan John's Maybe yeah, sex on the beach, John cowboy
my favorite.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
He's my favorite. Copsacking cowboy?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Are nice of that blood into your relationship?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Jack, what's your one?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Cowboy?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Triciaus sex on the beach? Really? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
I just thought, given the fact that a former fiance
was a surfer, who knows, maybe day we'll love.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
To sing one hundred times.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Well, I actually put these through chat GBT because that's
not you know what I'm like. I'll find any shortcut
I can take. So it actually had as it said,
trush might be vibrant and exciting. So there you go.
That's for sex on the beach. Oh you know, yeah,
you just asked a I've got any questions now? Matthews
is old fashioned? Oh yeah, yeah, old fashioned, classy. And
(13:26):
then Cooper John's, Well, the coffee must be the theme
because Espresso Martini was labeled for Cooper John's Express.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
A bit high.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I hate them, so do I.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
They make me say I hate it.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I don't like coffee in general. Well, I'm growing on
me now because I get up. I don't know, like
if you guys, I get up real early. Yeah, because
I do break I do breakfast radio.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Yeah, wake me every morning when you shower.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
So four thirty every morning.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
So like coffee has become my friend. But I'm not
an espresso man too. I always spew on them. Police
used to buy them all the time and then make
everyone scull them every time. I would spew every.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Even Khalu back in the day used to make me vomit.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Yeah, it's the upper and downer.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I'll drink to that serious. Okay, keeps there's an inside
joke there. We're not going to go into it. Okay,
Trish for you a large, A large weak almond milk
flat white, because that is your also the shittest coffee
order of all time. Letting the people know that's what
Trish orders every day.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Hang on, hang on, hang on, read it again.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
A large weak alma milk flat white.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
It's a I get embarrassed order.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
It's a decaf mate.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Oh so it's a large, weak decaf milk flat white.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Are you serious that can be a weak decaf?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yes to school night. Are you seriously because it's the taste?
Do you want the weakness for the taste? I don't
like because I'm like Cooper. I don't like the taste
of coffee and the DCAF because I can't have caffeine.
But it still does have a bit of caffeine in it.
But I haven't had that in ages. I haven't had
coffee for free.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
But it's actually the worst. And Dad always gets so embarrassed.
He acts like he knows what she wants because he
ordered enough times. But every single time Dad's sound at
the cafe and he's ordering for he'll like look at
his phone and gough, I've just got to order this
for my wife, and act like he's reading it. But
he knows what he's about to order. He just wants
them to know it's not for him.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Not for me.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I always prefix it with I'm really sorry, yeah, and
then say it and they go, oh, that's not the
worst we've had, And I go, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Matthew, if you actually had especially Martini energetic, but you
can only ever have about one.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Or two otherwise you get me sickly, yeah, or you.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Have like a heart attack job Jack, bloody Mary, because
I cannot stand bluddy Mary's, especially when I'm hungover. Especially
when i'm hungover, cannot stand it. And Jack, you can't
stand me when I can't cop Jack when I'm hungover,
really cannot copy him.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Because he's like a puppy like wants to chat.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
He just comes into my room and he's just like
standing there looking at me, and I say, you got
to hit out of my face every time, and sometimes
I'm so Jamee's blunt with him. I'm just like, you've
got to get out of my room. And he's like,
oh you're kid.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Yeah, good for you, Jack. Thanks time. Next time you'll
crook in your room and you're after attention. Guess what, mate,
You're on your own next time I'm cooking.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I don't know. There are the times where I don't
want to see you guys.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Oh really, Keeper is yeah, he is, Er is like
a cat.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I'm like, well, I don't.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Like like that. Analogy brain comes and swallows you up,
so Cooper sad. He'll go in to himself. Yeah yeah
like that.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, sure, sure, sure sure. If you've been keeping an
eye on not out John Stanley podcast, but our backstage socials.
Every Thursday. Jack's come up with a brilliant idea where
he bought a pack of cards and.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Will he built a box of NRL cards.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, yeah, sure, but we get the pack of cards
and we will open it. Dad will blindly pick one
and whoever it is, we got to put them any time, yes, Patricia, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gee you're on FRI today.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
You are bloody on because you just said card naming
a plan.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That's so true, Cooper, you should get your words right
before disappointed.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah yeah, helln we've been on. Is it too quick?
Can we can we get the game?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
It's only seventeen minutes? Kept going?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
What's the minimum? Anyway? So we'll pick out a play out.
We've got to put an any time. Trice on Matthew
this week he picked Kyle Flanagan, who look, I wasn't
hopeful for still put the bet on.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Had a good feeling, did.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
You I get a good feeling and then came through
one against it good. Didn't win the game, but scored
a try.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
That's all we needed.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Went across the line. I just punched the air.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Man because you were out at the game. What what
odd five dollar good?
Speaker 4 (17:31):
There you go sitting we were sitting or sitting just
in front. It was really nice. Just after Kyle Flant
again scored, I punched the air and jubilation and looked down.
One of my favorite actors of all time was just
sitting in front of me, Brian Brown.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
And here's the st George supporter.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Isn't it George supporters?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Brown?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I did the Brownie? How are you? I don't know
you had a clue. Who was I was there, young Brownie,
young good mane. It's like, oh yeah, yeah, you know.
I kept doing a little I had a few on
board I had to do. I kept doing little quotes
from Cocktail where you know he talks to Tom Cruise.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Watched some of them.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
What's the carr? What's Tom Cruise's character? And there I
forget It was cool, but he always goes Murphy's law,
my boy, there's something happened, And it was the three
on two that were going to score. They blow the
try the dragons, and I'd go, Murphy's law, my boy,
there you go.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I think I think he figured out who you were.
Towards the end, though, because remember at half time we
come in and was very choky, very It was good,
blow fantastic, tell you what the place he was sitting
some heavy hitters in there, weren't they sure? Do you remember?
Do you remember who else was in there?
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Of course I name a couple. Anthony was he in
there there?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I didn't see him. That was a heavy hitter. But
Andrew Abdo, Peter of Landy's Hands, Shandies was in there, yep.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Luke, Rickinson, Minnie anything.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
John on the count Mark and I was in there. Yeah,
frien of the podcast, Yes, that's about it, I think.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Yeah, Mini's wife of course. R Terry Bana.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yes, you've always want to pick those names up.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Yeah, it was exciting, it was. It was just good
to beat Dad was Let me tell you, I did
that joke with Andrew again. He didn't get it, which
one Ga, how are you hello, Andrew? It's great to
see you.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
He kept impersonating Andrew to Andrew and he I don't
know whether he knew that Dad had done the prank
before or what I imagined. Probably not, I reckon somebody
would have showed him before.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
It's probably a busy man.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
But we've always talked.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
About on the potty and Dad spoke Campbell Graham spoke
about on your show as well on the Sunday nights.
So I imagine somebody's tipped him up and said, Matthew
Johnson impersonating you and prank calling players.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Hello, Andrew, how are you? He goes, I see you're
working when you're statut for an accent. I said, how
does it sound? Agains not good?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Andrew said very good, yeah, and shout out to Anzac
day the other day? Anyone play any two ups? Because
I actually missed out.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I didn't. I went. I took my girl, she loves tour.
So we went to pump Beat ourself, which was actually
really nice because we went too many people there. But
I just I wasn't feeling it. I couldn't get into
a rhythm, so I just watched and let Tashi play.
But I almost got myself into big trouble because there
(20:24):
was a guy beside me and he was asking what
Tash wanted to bet on. She had her money out,
and I said, old Tash loves heads and it's coming out.
I went, and he looked at me and then he's laughed.
I've laughed. I went, Oh, I don't think that's the
correct terminology.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
He liked tails.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah, sure do you Tails never fails, but I always
I always go heads. But everybody always says tawls never fails.
But I only pe head because when you got it, yeah,
but I always got whenever. I because I like saying
when I played too, I was going and to get
the crowd on head him up. Do you throw?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Have you thrown?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I've thrown times. Always going there. I love it.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
See, there's a couple of things here, Trish. Another reason
why I'm not exactly happy at the moment. I'm down
on Cooper because I was enjoying such a great time
and Zac Day too, are having a beer watching the football,
and then Cooper and Cheese and Jas we're having a
good time. So I thought I'll join this gang and
having a really good time. Next minute, Cook goes mum's
been calling me. She wants to putting in a car
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on what.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
He has.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Next minute the car pulls up, He throw pushes me
in the car and says, I'll go mate. I just
I just wanted to stay. I was having such a
great time.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
You were having a good time.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
But I didn't call you.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
No, you called Dad though, remember.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Oh, I called him at one point and you told
him come home. I kind of did, I said, because
I knew you would be hanging out around you. And
I was like, you know, it's nine thirty.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Coper FaceTime if you I've been down in Barrel having
a very wholesome weekend with my girlfriend, and Cooper about
nine o'clock at night started facetiming me and he goes, well,
look who's here? And there Brandon's house and Dad's just
getting up, just telling yarns and yarns and yarns. And
I could see Cooper didn't have the attention on himself. Yes,
and he decided I'm going to get rid of the competition.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I was trying to clear everyone up because it was
Brandon's partner's birthday, but Brandon wasn't drinking, so everybody was
there and brand I was like, my boy needs to
get some shut eye. I'm looking after my boy, and
no one was going to get shut eye when dad.
Dad hadn't taken a breath in three and a half hours.
He's nearly breaking the Guinness Book of World Records. He
kept putting the oasis on and let me say, if
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this wasn't the crowd to be playing Dad's bangers in.
This wasn't the crowd and people were trying to watch
the footy, and he changed putting you two.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Oh oh, he's got no social He was on.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Fire though at one point he I reckon. He rolled
twelve stories, one after another, without any without anyone getting
a word in.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Well, that doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Podcast fun, great stories.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
That a good story.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
The laughter happening, I was. I was on a roll.
I was like performing Monkey at the zoo. The more
they laughed, the more I performed. Sure, just quickly. What
about and Wish had it on the show last Sunday night?
Those two twins in the Sunshine cap that is bizarre fake.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
They came on the radio this morning, earlier this week. Yeah, yeah,
they come on the radio. They were, look, I've got
a theory. I've got a theory there either. They've been
practicing for a long time. I would struggle to see
how on earth that's thing.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah, me too, twins say, I'm with you, Cooper. I
think it's They went.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
On Jimmy Kimmel, Yeah, School Night Jimmy Kimmel, and we're
trying to get him on the Sunday night shirt actually
a magic ground. Yeah, trying to get him on.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Oh that'd be weird.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
It just creeped me out, to be honest. It gave
me the creeps. Yeah, yeah, it did. I just found
it creepy.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
While we're on this night quickly before, I wanted because
I want to ask Jack about his trip to Bow,
which you just meant. But later look that that night,
after I put Dad home, you know, I ended up
having quite a good night. Anyway, Later in that night,
whenever it was, we were out at a restaurant, mean
a few of the boys and we were having some
pizza and having some red wine, and it started piscing down.
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This lady next to us just like literally drops passes
out in the middle of the street and it's piecing
down on us. Yeah, yeah, I was. It was so weird.
I was like, what's going on? Mid eight twenty eight
and she's just dropped. She's dropped, like she's obviously taken
something or she was really blind like something like that.
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So she was like dropped and her friends are trying
to pick her up dead weight. Me and one of
the boys have walked over. This lady would have been
like sixty kilos ringing wet trying to pick her up
with dead white. Holy shit, it felt that heavy. Sixty
dead weight, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying the dead
weight was like she felt like one hundred and ten.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Why does that work? What's the difference between dead weight
and a normal weight?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Well, when you try to pick someone up and they're
like not passed out when they're not, I don't, I
don't know what the difference is the weight.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
It's also the shift in weight, Yes, the weight. Like
have you ever grabbed a pipe with like liquid in it?
It's like that like good call, you know what I mean.
Likes the liquid, Not that the liquid shifts in you,
but your body, mate, like mass isn't even and it
shifts from left to right a bit like you know,
all the muscles in your butt.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Trish. Yeah, it's an unusual The human body is an
unusual shape compared to like sixty kolo. They just sat
there on a ball you could pick up.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Is that why people hold people under the arms and
under the knees because the knees are kind of like
a light area.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Most people, I think fire like the firming carries that's
under the arm pits just in front of your body
and you sort of truck them back and plus two.
But you haven't done gym for a while.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah, yeah, thanks Nilda grass Tyson probably about eighty five.
This is the thing. I haven't changed weight.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Look, I'm just a little bit offended, like you sort
of said like sick TOI quilos as though that was heavy.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
No, no, no, she's killed heavy. That's why I said
she was only like six killers. But when I picked
up she felt like one undred and ten. Anyway, back
to the story, we've dragged her out. The owner of
the places come down and give me a bucket to
put her head in. Her head like had hit the
bottom of the bucket and she was spewing back into
her own face.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Which just where were her friends at this point?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
They were just sitting there walking And then this was
this was when it got weird. The lady was spewing,
she couldn't talk anything. The one thing that brought her
back to life. She looks up at me and then goes, hey,
you're Cooper John's. Then we booked her in uber. So
we're putting trying to put her in the uber. Uh
and who kind of watson was there? As well Willy Watson,
one of.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
The friends who booked the uber on who's the can.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
One of her friends.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
She could live out.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Are you kidding? I didn't know her. And then we're
out there in the like storm, like just trying to
like get this girl in the uber and she kept
trying to talk footy with us both and she was like,
She's like, you think you're going to retain spot in
the og, just get the hell in the uber. We're
getting pissed on. Yeah, it was so weird.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
We thank you humanity, thanks you for your kindness. To
another song.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
I've done my first aid course, so good lad save
them lives? And yes, Jack Bowrel, can you tell us
about this trip for a second, because you and your
partner went down to Bower for the weekend.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah, j from crook Well, so we went down to
crook Well to see her fan but mainly mainly what
we did was we went to Barrel on the Friday
beforehand and it was lovely everyone. It feels like everyone
was down there. We ran it a he of Charlie White.
Of course, people know Charlie threw the by Around your
Brains podcast.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
So Charlie was Charlie and a.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Few of our friends were down. They didn't even realize, so,
you know, you run down there, very wholesome and nice
down there. There was one awkward moment though. We got
to the place we were seeing the accommodation. It was almost
like an Airbnb and it was good. We sort of
got lost in it when the lady said to us, oh,
your room's been upgraded as well, and we were kind
of happy with that, but then she proceeded to say
the word haunted, and I sort of lost my vision.
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Once we got to the room. It was like this
old room with an old fireplace and lounge in it,
and I swear to God, Coll it felt like it
was haunted.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
You get that feeling like an entity remember in the Cotswolds. Yes,
we have stayed in this house, sorry, in a hotel
in the Cotswolds in England, and like the room like
it actually made me feel a little discombobulated because the
room was on a slave and it just had haunted by,
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didn't I There were things hanging out there.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Quickly, Jack, you just just thought of that for a second.
The town of Crook, Well, what an interesting like combination
of words Crook and well crook Well. You go, come on, guys,
what is.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
It very You know what. That's why you've been in
business for in the television business and entertainment.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Entertainment.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Thanks sure, But Jack, did you and Joy? This is
the thing I want to ask you, because I've got
your partner's point of view and now I want to
hear your point of view for a second. Did you
enjoy the country?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yeah? I did. I did enjoy the country. So it
was very nice. We met Beryls beautiful, We went through
Golden it.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Was very nice. Crook Well was lovely as well.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Really this Jim was thinking, you didn't really love the country.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Jem said to me, Jack's a city boy. I didn't
realize just how much of a city boy he was
until we went to crook Well and Jack was just
not having a good time.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Well, you can only do something. I was doing plenty
of driving. Maybe it was the fatigue extent. Yeah, well you.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Shouldn't drive under fatigue.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I got to antipops all the time in Sesnock. It
was not too dissimilar to old Sesnock.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, yeah, sure, I said, you know what, when I
went to Cesnot we spoke about it all last week
on the party. But one thing I did notice is
I can see why people either go two ways. They
either go Matthew, you and Joey's direction where they put
because there's nothing to do in these country towns. They
either put a lot of that hang on, let me go,
let me go, I'm a good kid. They either go
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and they spend all their free time, you know, putting
a lot of focus into being an athlete or good
at whatever they're good at, or they go down more
of a path of they just pump beers and have
a good time, smoke bellize, yes, smoking.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah, that's too dissimilar to the city kid.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
No, no, no, it's not, no no, But I think
there's so much more to like, there's a lot more
things in your free time you can do in this,
you know, go do this and everything's yes.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
When you're when you're a kid growing up in the country,
there's lots of fun things like you know, whittling some wood,
things like that.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
There was a kid on Sawyer fishing.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
There was a kid down at like I drove past
SnO Sports Oval and there was a kid down there
with his old man. They would have been down there.
I drove past it looked like they'd already been kicking
down there for a while. Two hours later I drove back,
there was still down there, and I remember thinking, like,
you don't see a lot of that in the city,
Like you don't see kids that dedicated to their craft.
(31:01):
And I just thought, it's actually a it's a it's
a good test of like young fellows work right, well, yes,
because they grow so addicted to a sport.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Yeah, yeah, they want to make something of themselves. Yeah,
that's the way you do it, mate, As the Craig
Bellamy said in his Stocker that his dad told him
all that time agoin mate, you work hard, You're going
to get lucky. It might take time, but you're going
to get lucky.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Did you and Joey? Was that you and Joey though? Like,
were you guys down there?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Basically?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
How many days a week would you guys after school
go down to the park together.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Every single day?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Every day?
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Every day? Go across the road there which is now
John's Park, is it? Yes?
Speaker 3 (31:38):
And Phil the cat chase them over train with matte
lines with mates.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
We get there and we'd go behind the town hall.
There was an area there we'd play football and you
got to different places. That's what you do. Yeah, just
every single day. If crickets, if it was a summer
you play, you'd be playing cricket.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
That well, it's cool, like city lads like, because so
many different insues, like you said, surfing, golf, basketball, so
many people like it's hard to actually get a crew
of boys and go, hey, let's go down to the
park and let's go down and kick the footy a
out for four three hours.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
You know.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah, very tough, but I just found it very interesting.
It was an interesting observation and I can see why
you and Joey have made such success for yourself. Congratulations.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Wow, Well, thank you very much. That's all we got
time for.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I didn't know where I was going.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yeah, now I've got it. I can I come in
with my segment? You can, all right, guys, So I've
got a segment year for you. So I'm gonna hand
it to Cooper's cheat of paper here right, I've got
a little bit themed around this back end of the
podcast around of course, on Friday we have got our
Magic Round live show and we'll all be up there
at Magic Ground. So I thought i'd do a magic
theme segment. I've got three stories there for you around
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magicians getting having rogue incidents happened during their performance. Each
of you have got a story. I want you to
read it and at the end I want you guys
to figure out which one was faked GBT.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Oh okay, well, just reading an autogo Jack.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I read my first tent Mine's story. Three it's written. Okay.
This is called the Soaring Illusion gone Wrong. In two
thousand and seven, a British magician performing in South Africa
botched a soaring in half act. The assistant was a
local stand in recruited the day before. He misaligned himself
in the box and the magician actually cut into his abdomen.
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The abdomen, the crowd laughed, thinking it was fake blood,
until the assistant screened for help. Paramedics rushed in and
the show was canceled mid applause. The assistant survived, got
free tickets for life, and never worked in magic again.
I wonder why the magician said it was just a
slice of bad luck.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I think the number one that sounds fake because it's
like kind of funny as well.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
In nineteen eighteen, magician Chung Ling, who was performing the
famous bullet catch trick. Now he stood proudly. His assistants
loaded rifles on stage and fired at his chest for
that night. One of the rifles actually fired a live round.
It struck him in the lung, and he collapsed in
front of the horrified audience. As he lay dying, he
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broke character for the first time ever and said, oh
my God, something's gone wrong. Love with a curtain. He
died the next morning, ending the illusion, and the magician,
poor old chung Ling Sux true.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
No way, that can't be true.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
It can't be Chingling Sue.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
I don't know. That was in nineteen eighteen. Who knew
what was going on?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
The right trichy? Yours okay?
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Mine is. In nineteen ninety two, a Vegas magician named
Rick Delano attempted a daring underwater escape act. He was
shackled and submerged inside a dolphin tank at a casino's
aquatic theater. Midway through the escape, a curious dolphin rammed
into him, mistaking him for a toy. The impact spun
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Rick into the glass wall, giving him mild concussion. Handlers
had to dive in and pull him to the surface.
As the audience gassed, He recovered with six stitches above
his eye and finished the show two nights later on
dry Land. Rick later joked, never work with animals, they
always want the spotlight.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Why are all.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
These magicians like trying to make a punchline out of it?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
I guess it was one true jack, only one of
them was fake. They were too true there.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Oh, so we got to find the fake one. Okay, okay,
I think Dad's so.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
What are the titles of them? Trish go okay?
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Matthews was the bullet catching disaster, so that was in
nineteen eighteen. Chung Ling Su, who had a live rat.
Cooper was the Soaring Illusion gone wrong where the assistant
was actually cut two thousand and seven. I just feel
like we would have heard about that.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Sure, sure, what's the third one?
Speaker 3 (35:52):
And the third one was mine? The dolphin? I kind
of don't think mine very exciting. The dolphin one.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
I think the dolphin one is the fake one. I
reckon the thing that said that the dolphin thought he
was a toy. How do they know the dolphin didn't talk?
That's why I think it's made up. I found a
hole in that story.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Very clever.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Do you think that's just some assumption.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I thought it was your one, the bullet catching disaster,
because I thought, if you've been shot, there's no way
live on said, you're going something's going wrong. That's true.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
And also in nineteen eighteen, if it hit him in
the lung, did you say in the chest, he's not
waiting around till the next morning. He's dying there. And
then nineteen eighteen.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
Interesting, Jack, John, are we going to vote for the Okay?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
I think I thought bullet catching disaster?
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Yeah, I agree. I feel yours was the lie, the
fake one.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
I think it's the dolphin. But let's go with you.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Let's go okay, Okay, so I think it's Matt's.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
The fake story?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Was the dolphin a redcliff?
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Interesting?
Speaker 2 (36:54):
First? You go? Now with that? I thought we'd go
straight into blind draft. So we've done. I thought, let's
go magic themed again. Let's just go magic famous magicians
for blind drift.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
What is going on with around? Yeah? Magic round excellent?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Okay, I can see the relations. I thought, what the
hell is going on with this? Weird man's obsessed with magicians? Yeah, creeper, sorry.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
First magician blind draft. Here we go, David Copperfield.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
He's got to be up there.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
He's good, right, isn't he? Like he's the one that's
been in Vegas for.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
He's still alive and practicing. I think he's got to be.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
I don't think he's practicing. I'm pretty sure he's perfected it.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
I think he's I'm going number two.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
I would too. I don't know. But who's going to
be above him?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Is?
Speaker 3 (37:41):
My question?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Is who's the one that died underwater? I mean, who Dean?
He's got to be number one, right, I think to
Let's go da Sweet.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Next one, Chris Angel mind freak.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
I don't know him.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
He's a different kind. He was a very famous one even, Yeah,
but he was more. He'd do things like stand on
nails and hot like coals, and he was that. He
was that sick kind of magician.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Four, Yeah, I reckon for probably more. Four because he
was more just had a high pain threshold.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Yeah, it's a gift, some insane, sure.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
All right. Next one, David Blaine.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Number five, because I've never heard of him ever. Yeah, yeah,
I'm are you familiar with David Blair?
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Five? Sorry Blaine?
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Okay, sorry, sorry Blaine. Next one, I've gone with Harry Houdini.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Number one, number one.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Yes, he's the magician's magician. Although was he that good?
I mean he died, but that's.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
You know, dedicated to his craft.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
I'll go one. I'll go one.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Yeah, the original, probably the best. Who's the last one?
We've only got the number three left?
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Okay, I've gone with Penn and Teller, the dynamic magician duo.
You know that, you know those.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Get this goddamn list.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
People would know them.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
They don't.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
I'm happy with three.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Well they're three.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
I'm not even happy with them on the list.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Okay, Son and Copperfield.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, they're the only two I really knew.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
I'm not the first list. Copperfield is talking about.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Fred and Roy. Are they magicians?
Speaker 4 (39:28):
They were more like performers.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
But I suppose I was half winding.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
What did they do with the like Tiger?
Speaker 3 (39:36):
I don't know what. They make it disappear?
Speaker 4 (39:38):
They make it, yeah, disappear, jump through hoops, flaming hoops.
Of course, one of them a tactic.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Yeah that's why. And they've never performed again, right.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
The Yeah, one of them was a big crooked.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
But okay, all right, Well Trisha is actually taking over
film fame, and like Trish let's do it.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Last weekend, I was bombar guarded by Ben Affleck Movies
and I loved it well. I saw a couple of
new ones, and I saw one that is my all
time favorite of his, so much so that I don't
often re watch movies.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I reckon.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
I've watched this about four or five times, and I
love it just as much each time.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
The Town, The Town Michelle set in Boston.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah, Michel Pierce's favorite movie.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
So good. It's such a good And then I went
over and saw some girlfriends and I was telling them
they none of them had watched it. I wan go
home and watch it. I said, it's one of the best.
And then I just thought about him in general. He's
had some great.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
Movies, terrific.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
He plays a good Boston.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
Boston boy.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yeah, of course. Goodwill Hunting was Boston to good Will.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Hunting is a masterpiece. Whoever, I don't think it's his
best performance simply because he's overshadowed by Matt Damon and
Robin Williams that they own that film. Yeah, my favorite
role he played in my best movies, The Account.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
It's fabulous when he plays the fellow with Aspersius. Yeah,
he's fabulous.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Is coming out this year, account number two.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Is it really?
Speaker 4 (41:09):
Have you not seen that?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Being advertising?
Speaker 3 (41:11):
And I'll be on board for that.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
Is it really?
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Are you serious? And this isn't even a library, We'll
cut it. No, Yeah, well, if it's out now, I
might actually do.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
You do another one school Night.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
And another one like well with the Town. He directed
starting and co wrote as well. He does a lot
of directing.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
He and Matt Damon couldn't get a break, so they wrote.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
There are a lot of actors do do that. So
I go, let's remind you of some of his others.
Are Go Gone, Baby Gone, Reindeer Games that I've watched
that on the weekend. That was actually quite good. It
was the first time I'd seen that worky But and
he was ageddon as well.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
It was to miss A.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
He was good.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Yeah, I forgot about that. I went, oh, yeah he
was in that too and gone girl. Yeah, he's got
a great.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
It wasn't good, Yeah, you know, it wasn't good of
his jack when he took over the Batman franchise for
a bit he did.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
Is it not good?
Speaker 2 (42:13):
He was hard done by. I think she thought he
was good. I just thought the actual movies himself.
Speaker 4 (42:19):
I'm lucky. I love he's got to move on from jailor.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
I don't think he does rom romantic comedies very well.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
He does romance.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Well, they're not they're not together.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Called that's why he said.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Yeah, but I mean they've tried twice. My advice to you,
both of you guys, is just you've got to get
on with your lives. He's addicted to each other, but
bad for each other.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Maybe they should. Maybe you should talk to pen and
tell I see what they do.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
Yeah, good call.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Sure, Blind drift once again a great reference. What else
we got?
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Well?
Speaker 3 (42:51):
I think we're coming towards the end. I've got a
little bit of feedback. We'd like a little bit of
Hendricks asked for some parenting and vice after welcoming him,
welcoming their new baby boy so Ace. They hadn't been
warned about being hosed by their child mid naffy change
and do they have any tips? Cooper was a very
big one for this.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
It was urinating.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Yeah, like strange boy toilet. Remember he used to when
he do it, we get an erection? True?
Speaker 2 (43:20):
True?
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Remember Jack, you were too normal.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
I don't know I can't really remember. I didn't notice.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
I'm still good and Jack out of the woods.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Jack.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Remember he'd had his turns and get caught in his back,
so we'd have to pull them out.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
We'd have to we'd have to pump his legs.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
Pump legs.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
That's right, pumpy.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
Still, but we'd have to pull it out. Who's to.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Look like it had freeze in there like constipated?
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Yeah, but he'd be crying in pain trying to get down. Yeah,
it's just a little phase he went through twenty five
and it's all good now, isn't it, Darling? Yeah, okay,
So Hendrick's the only only thing I can say. He
is always have a nappy on hand and always had
that little hose covered.
Speaker 4 (43:59):
My friend tuck up between the leagues.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
Do you know what, Cooper? I Reckon actually got me
in the mouth one time. I'm sure we pet in
my mouth. We almost vomited my mouth to the.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Glorious moments of being apparently.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
I don't think we can beat that. I think that's
I think I think your your your son urinating in
your mouth. That is the perfect end for our magic grounds.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
It's the apex? Can I say right before we leave.
I want to quickly tell you guys, there was a
earlier last weekend, sorry, there was a podcasting boxing match
open the Gold Coast. You have seen anything on that podcast?
The second year they've done it where they like they
get podcasters and they fight in the ring.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
What sounds the Alpha blokes podcast run that don't make it?
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Yeah, the alpha blokes. You haven't met those fels magic
on our flight?
Speaker 4 (44:51):
I met him on a flight Pellips.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Me and Jack played with Cam Lowry, one of the
boys in Mick Fanny's Golf Day last year, terrific fl
He actually messaged me after the Gulf Day asking if
I wanted to fight him in it, which I remember
seeing the message laughing. I forgot to reply, I thank
good luck. I would have. I would have killed him.
That's the only reason I would never get in the ring,
(45:14):
not out a sheer fear for me. I just wouldn't
want to. I wouldn't want to put someone else's life
in my hands because you know what, you know what
I'm like that?
Speaker 4 (45:21):
Yeah, well, you know you've learned off the best. I mean,
I'm mastered and six martial arts, all the dangerous ones.
If I kill someone I'm going to jail. These things
are legal lethal weapons.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Put those claus to camera, those things aren't. Thus Cooper, Yeah,
listening Cooper, John's has like, honestly like dagger like fingers.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
That's quite the penist.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
What's the matter with you? Before we go on our
Sunday night show, we had Max King on and Toby Sextem,
both of them champions is Mexican. King is a nice kid.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
He's such a good four kids.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
He is so good.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
He's such a funny man. He's Yeah, we played together
in Melbourne. He I remember we played again the week before.
He was a media transfer, so he was up at
the Gold Coast Titans. He was in reserve grade playing
for tweet Head Seagulls. We actually played him the week
before he transferred, and we were into him because we
all knew that like he was maybe there's a lot
of reports saying Max King a potentially going to the
(46:22):
media the thing. And we ended up eating Tweed by
sixty that day and I remember at the end of
the game Harry was into him, going, He's like, what
are you doing? He goes, just come down to Melbourne.
He says, You're never like, you won't you won't lose
again like this if you come down to Melbourne. And
he was like, yeah, you know, I boy with that there,
I'm going to come down.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
That.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
I'm coming down. Boys, I don't give a shit. I'm
coming down, come down. He is such a good teammate,
such a good bloke, so good for team morale. He
potentially be the quirkiest man I've ever met in my life.
He never has a down day. He's always on, like
always on, always on, almost to the point where you're
going to go, Kingy, you go sit over in that
corner for atle bit. I'm going to sit up the
other end. Let's not talk for a bit.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Very much like that, aren't you You like your space?
When you like Cooper's time, you want Cooper's time?
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:06):
Were at the airport one day and he was all
the Bulldogs players were there and I was in I
was in the bookstore looking for an excellent book and
I couldn't find them. By the way. Anyway, I feel
his hand on the shoulder and turn around, King and
he goes, how's he talking?
Speaker 1 (47:21):
What did you say otherwise?
Speaker 4 (47:22):
I kind of he said, well, it's good, But he said, hey,
Mannie how I just want to say, I really really
appreciate the fact that every time I see you you
ask how my family's going. I just want to say,
thank you, thank you very much for that.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Cute A good man, good family.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
They are a great for the good family.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
The King's baby, that's one of the kings.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
And remember if you are in Brisbane this weekend Saturday,
we're going to be at Fanland Leisure Deck Queen's Wolf
Level seven mid day to two pm. Come and see it.
So we'd love to see you.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
If we make it.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Am I right, that's kind of.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
Like my fear. I think that's what my fear is,
that we'll turn out there with no one there.
Speaker 4 (48:07):
We're talking about us of a thousand Maggie Beers.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
That's if we show up.
Speaker 4 (48:12):
I'm going to commentate on the Sunday. They're going to
commentate on the Sunday. At four o'clock came. I think
they're worried about me because oftentimes they get up there
and give myself a good slamming. And they said, can
you commentate a game for us? Which game I'm doing
Penrith Broncos on the Sunday. A good game, man got to.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
Win this man, what is going on?
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Yeah, if they don't win this, they are a chance,
they are a chance to missing the eight because they.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
Came dead last. At the moment, this is a game
I think they absolutely must win because origins around the
corner and they're going to be with all those stars.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yeah, will they still pick?
Speaker 4 (48:54):
It's a funny.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
I mean, it's it's a good talking about where becoming
dead last and then none of the boys are really
lighting the world on fire right now. But you know
they're a champion team. They've got champion players. You can't
not pick, you know, Leam Martin's Yeah, Edwards, you pick them.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
To see what happens if they put them in that
different environment and how they play.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Brian, I mean, they could be without five blokes and
they come I wonder if that would be. I mean,
I'd love to David Middleton on the case if if
they get if they get five blokes out of their side,
is that the most ever picked out of a team
that's coming last.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
It must be to be, wouldn't That's a start that
it would be very interesting to see what Lo does.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
It will be Let's you don't We'll ring him.
Speaker 4 (49:41):
Between you and you're going to pick between us.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
You're off the record, you're not on the podcast.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
Guys, I have a good one to see.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Jack
Welcome back to another week John's Family Podcast. Why I'm
so exciting Patricia John's Jack. John's off camera today doing
as we call the live cutting, because, in his words,
he didn't want to listen back to us, so he
decides sometimes he decides, I want a live cut because
I don't have to rewatch it and cut between. Is
that right, Jake?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
And we've got a big week this week.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's a big week. We're getting ready to head off
to Magic.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Round exactly correctly when this.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Comes out, We're off.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, So there's a lot happening, yes this week.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah yeah, up at Fanland Level seven Coins Wharf on
the Leisure Decks, Saturday, twelve to two pm.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Okay, I'm excited about it now. I'm not as nervous
as I was last week.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You may have noticed we haven't introduced Matthew yet. Matthew,
he's been off us all week. Those people that watch
Matthew's Fox show may have seen the Xavier Coats prank
where they got him with a snake and and the bugs.
But you could see that Dad was quite anxious the
whole show and when he got home and we did
(00:58):
a little bit of a gag where we had a
snake on his spot on the couch, and Matthew may
have gotten quite angry at Patricia and us boys hasn't
really spoken to us.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Mate, you should be grateful they wanted to put it
in your bed.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
That is true.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I took them down from the bed and negotiated it down.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
The blood, sweat and tears of my life exists in
the walls of this building. It'd be like you guys,
being afar and hearing that your worst enemy, I've let
your worst enemy in the house and was sitting at
your on your favorite chair or something to be on
TV and see a serpent crawling on my suit on
(01:39):
the couch.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Randy, But what about the snake cover?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
But here's the thing. Whenever I get home on Thursday night,
taste a little while of one wine. So I lay
there and I'll sometimes I'll go back and I'll watch
the second half of the football again just to sort
of recap or your show. And I couldn't lay there
because the snake had been there, and I was so
on edge that I had a feeling that the snake
(02:04):
was maybe I don't know, like like I'm when I
came into the house, I was like, and I've never
had tourse words with any of my producers or any
of the boys on the show, but he made tear.
I fucking lost it.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I heard you got I remember Hammi texting me. Who's
in the back end of your shows? He texted me
and he was quite worried about you because apparently you
did have some choice words with some of the producers
when they put some boxes in your car at the
end of the show.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
So it was a tough show anyway, because I'm always
looking after my show, and I said to goes, do
we have to like the snake thing? I'm trying to
host the show and all I'm doing is looking over
my should expecting someone come here with the diamond python
hanging over my neck or something like that. And then
the show's over. I go downstairs and some Polukas have
put like boxes in the car so that you know,
(02:50):
I'm assuming there's a snake in the car serpent. So
I thought, you know what, enough's enough, So I just
marched back up there. I went up. I didn't march
up there, march I've got the lift up there. I'd
let the lift take me. And I got up there
and mate, I'm looking for anyone fletching Heindy, And then
I spotted my producer Johnny and mate Johnny's face and
(03:12):
he I just went, Johnny, get the fuck down now
and get those fucking boxes out of my fucking car.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, and he was like, and he's just context for
context to the people. He would have known about it,
but he would not have been the Instagram.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
He's like the nicest.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Col Yeah, I heard Jimmy's name mentioned. Leon was a kinkin.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
He's the other thing. Seeing Leon laying in my position
on the bed, and Leon told me that he was
trying to coax you into bed and gas would be funny,
and Tris knew better. I'm not getting in there. Leon's
got wandering hands.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Still that well, the original idea was going to be
that I go over and I pulled the blanket back
and Leon was in bed with the serpent. Trice said no,
Trice said, only one serpent in this bed.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah, I would have lost it if.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
That I knew. You wouldn't have You wouldn't have been
able to.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Sleep because when I was a kid, I used to
have this phobia that there was always snakes in my bed. Yeah,
pull them back, and so I was seventeen. So to me,
if I'd have seen that snake in the bed, I
would have had we would have to throw that bed out.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, yeah, you would have.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
She was she was lovely, Brandy. She was lovely.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
She actually was so delightful, wasn't she She was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
She was like I was quite hesitant at the start,
but like because I don't love snakes. I don't hate them,
but I don't love them. But she was quite gentle
and she's very friendly. She wasn't the one that they
were riding about in the Old Testament, like, she was
a different not that ass. No, no, no, she wouldn't
have forced Adam or Eve.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
She wasn't hanging out apple trees that one.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
They're all friendly and lovely and nice to take a
piece out of your arm, she objected, like that.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
You should have seen her with her handler, Like she
kept going out to him, like almost into his neck,
cuddling him. It was pretty beautiful. I was waiting for
the other strippers though, like chastity destiny.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
That's what chest cat running that gag. Whenever the guy
I would like tell about the Brandy and then she
kept like he didn't hear just kept going like where's
chastity destiny and like the other strippers, and no one
kept laughing. Everyone just going, it's funny to you. But
when you call his beautiful pet a stripper and kept
there was a stripper.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Name, but it skin, it would be a stripper.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Well, it sheds every four months, you know, four months,
he told me about it. It's quite interesting. They can
see when it's going to happen. They get like a
reddish tinge to their beautiful I'll just.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
He's a word of warning. Do you remember the Alice
Cooper used.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
To have Brandy was used in Alice Cooper's show last year.
She's just celebrity snakes.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
So she's a cool snake. Coler, Yeah, does that make
you like her a little bit more?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Bise It kind of did impress him, It.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Does, doesn't around the neck of a legend. Yes, Well,
I read a story in a book called What She
Wants in the Back Suit, and it was a story
about nineteen seventy four Alice Cooper led Zeppelin and the
who go on a world tour, not altogether but simultaneously.
And there's a story in it where, of course Alice
Cooper always had his snake. I think it was Damien
used to carry big, big python. Anyway, he's he was
(06:27):
a big drinker in those days, it says in the
book and Alice Cooper.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Because he doesn't drink anymore, does he plays golf instead?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Yeah, that's his addiction. So he said he was laying
on the bed and suddenly Damien he's used to lay
next to him the bed, and he thought it was
really cute. But what had happened? It was sizing him
up once it actually got him when he was laying
in bed and it was stunted, stric Yeah, it wrapped
around him. Had the ex security in there.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
To cut it off or cut it off like bye
bye Damien, Yeah, bye bye bye chow. Well, he did
mention that Harriet, our cat, was outside because she's been
relegated outside because there's been some incidents.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Keeping everywhere all over the couch.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Anyway, do you.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Remember what the snake taman's name was? keV keV. I
kept doing like weird after you mentioned that. I kept
saying like weird quotes to him. He didn't get it.
I kept saying things like remember all the waynes World
quotes from Alice Coop I kept like slowly going up
and going, well, you know, I'm a regular here in
in in Milwaukee. It's certainly had its fair share of visitors.
And he's like, oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
He must have thought you're on you.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Know, yeah another classic Jack.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Not worthy, We're not worthy.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
But I mean he did mention that this brandy could
eat Harriet our cat.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
He didn't say that.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah, yeah, I went, oh that's important, that's what.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
She eats she was. He was like, yeah, a good
pumper cat, like he.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Was saying, it takes it like two weeks to digest. Yeah,
that's right, but it gets you get it done. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Well, correct, there's a warning for you.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
No one was shopping on the couch.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah, there will be concept on says but is he
come home? And then he woke me like and no
use you? And then you're like, has it gone? Is
it here? Is it here? I'm like, mate, as if
they're going to actually leave a snake a protected sort
of species? Is it with us?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I say, species spies?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Seriously, there is something wrong with my mouth.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Your dad's been saying that for years.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
She's a bitter.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
A buyer. Is they saying wrong with my ears as well?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Probably never wears her headphones.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
That's why have no headphones.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You keep saying the headphones.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That doesn't make me.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I never look good in headphones.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
In headphones are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Well, it's always a big deal when we say we
put headphones in your set. You do I have to
wear these because.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
You always only have three? And I go, it's fine,
I don't need to have them.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I love headphones. I love microphone. I like a headphone.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I know you like a microphone. You're almost coming in
that hot you're almost swallowing the thing.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Have we got a question?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Oh, yes, we do have a question to start us off.
If you had to choose a drink for each of
the rest of us in this room, which would have
been white, trist do you want to start? This was
your one?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I would love this came it came off the bat
of watching and ice tea came up. Wow, you know,
And then I just started.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Thinking he obviously wasn't named after ice Tea.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Like it was more like that's his stage name though.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, but he was he didn't have ice tea to
drink in mind, because there's like ice isn't there heats
or like other ice letter like ice bea.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
There's ice cube, ice cube.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Obviously there's like some other ones though. Oh no, there's
heaps a little vanilla ice, a little little like a
little pump, little little wine, little Wayne, little Dicky does
out there.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
You know what you know? I know what's Tracy Lauren
Moreau Marrow or marrows real name.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
It's actually a much nicer name.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I really like him, Tracy Laura.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
It's likable.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Sure, Okay, So for Matthew, I chose spider Sweet Spider
because you're a treat, you know, you know, the spider
drinks yet creaming soda and then you put a scoop
of ice cream in there. You're a treat.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
What was the best of What was the best soft
drink you put with a spider?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
I reckon drink beer. Creaming soda is pretty good.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Cream soda was good, I was I think I like
ginger beer was very good with a bit.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Of lemonade is pretty good. I've never had coke.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah, yeah, No, I'd had coconut.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Lime spider, jacb lime Spider.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I had a fanto one.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
No, I never had a lime spider.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I've had Fanta.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
You know what talking about Fanta Fanta there and and
and ginger beers. We're gonna have all meldrem soon. Remember
you invented to drink the mully.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Mildrem yummy it was, and ginger beer.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Vodka rum fan and ginger bea that was. That was mildreams.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
You probably added a bit too much in there. I
don't know that the responsible service of alcohols game.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
It's fine, well, like you were not under that you
have anymore for anyone else.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Of course I do Jack Butcher because you're good for you.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Also, gut health. You're good for you.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, good for people. You're good for people. Iced coffee
because you're a new take on an old favourite.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
What sort of.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Mood you in today?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Can?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I really thought these were really good?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, they're good. It's just your presentation and you're yeah, yeah, what's.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
What's one for myself to do?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
That?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Not an ounce, not an ounce, not even in my.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Protein, an ounce of anything else.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Just trying to get through to day. I gave myself Chirats,
full bodied, smooth with a nice peppery undertone.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Love me sure I've gone. I've given you your I've
given you the Moscow mule because you're stubborn. Jack, You're
I've gone dark and stormy because you can be quite moody.
Cooper Dirty Martini lifestyle and extra dirty I've given myself.
I have the name of drink. I think Moo John's.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Manhattan John's Maybe yeah, sex on the beach, John cowboy
my favorite.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
He's my favorite. Copsacking cowboy?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Are nice of that blood into your relationship?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Jack, what's your one?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Cowboy?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Triciaus sex on the beach? Really? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
I just thought, given the fact that a former fiance
was a surfer, who knows, maybe day we'll love.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
To sing one hundred times.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Well, I actually put these through chat GBT because that's
not you know what I'm like. I'll find any shortcut
I can take. So it actually had as it said,
trush might be vibrant and exciting. So there you go.
That's for sex on the beach. Oh you know, yeah,
you just asked a I've got any questions now? Matthews
is old fashioned? Oh yeah, yeah, old fashioned, classy. And
(13:26):
then Cooper John's, Well, the coffee must be the theme
because Espresso Martini was labeled for Cooper John's Express.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
A bit high.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I hate them, so do I.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
They make me say I hate it.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I don't like coffee in general. Well, I'm growing on
me now because I get up. I don't know, like
if you guys, I get up real early. Yeah, because
I do break I do breakfast radio.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Yeah, wake me every morning when you shower.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
So four thirty every morning.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
So like coffee has become my friend. But I'm not
an espresso man too. I always spew on them. Police
used to buy them all the time and then make
everyone scull them every time. I would spew every.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Even Khalu back in the day used to make me vomit.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Yeah, it's the upper and downer.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I'll drink to that serious. Okay, keeps there's an inside
joke there. We're not going to go into it. Okay,
Trish for you a large, A large weak almond milk
flat white, because that is your also the shittest coffee
order of all time. Letting the people know that's what
Trish orders every day.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Hang on, hang on, hang on, read it again.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
A large weak alma milk flat white.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
It's a I get embarrassed order.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
It's a decaf mate.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Oh so it's a large, weak decaf milk flat white.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Are you serious that can be a weak decaf?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yes to school night. Are you seriously because it's the taste?
Do you want the weakness for the taste? I don't
like because I'm like Cooper. I don't like the taste
of coffee and the DCAF because I can't have caffeine.
But it still does have a bit of caffeine in it.
But I haven't had that in ages. I haven't had
coffee for free.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
But it's actually the worst. And Dad always gets so embarrassed.
He acts like he knows what she wants because he
ordered enough times. But every single time Dad's sound at
the cafe and he's ordering for he'll like look at
his phone and gough, I've just got to order this
for my wife, and act like he's reading it. But
he knows what he's about to order. He just wants
them to know it's not for him.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Not for me.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I always prefix it with I'm really sorry, yeah, and
then say it and they go, oh, that's not the
worst we've had, And I go, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Matthew, if you actually had especially Martini energetic, but you
can only ever have about one.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Or two otherwise you get me sickly, yeah, or you.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Have like a heart attack job Jack, bloody Mary, because
I cannot stand bluddy Mary's, especially when I'm hungover. Especially
when i'm hungover, cannot stand it. And Jack, you can't
stand me when I can't cop Jack when I'm hungover,
really cannot copy him.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Because he's like a puppy like wants to chat.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
He just comes into my room and he's just like
standing there looking at me, and I say, you got
to hit out of my face every time, and sometimes
I'm so Jamee's blunt with him. I'm just like, you've
got to get out of my room. And he's like,
oh you're kid.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Yeah, good for you, Jack. Thanks time. Next time you'll
crook in your room and you're after attention. Guess what, mate,
You're on your own next time I'm cooking.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I don't know. There are the times where I don't
want to see you guys.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Oh really, Keeper is yeah, he is, Er is like
a cat.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I'm like, well, I don't.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Like like that. Analogy brain comes and swallows you up,
so Cooper sad. He'll go in to himself. Yeah yeah
like that.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, sure, sure, sure sure. If you've been keeping an
eye on not out John Stanley podcast, but our backstage socials.
Every Thursday. Jack's come up with a brilliant idea where
he bought a pack of cards and.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Will he built a box of NRL cards.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, yeah, sure, but we get the pack of cards
and we will open it. Dad will blindly pick one
and whoever it is, we got to put them any time, yes, Patricia, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gee you're on FRI today.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
You are bloody on because you just said card naming
a plan.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That's so true, Cooper, you should get your words right
before disappointed.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah yeah, helln we've been on. Is it too quick?
Can we can we get the game?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
It's only seventeen minutes? Kept going?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
What's the minimum? Anyway? So we'll pick out a play out.
We've got to put an any time. Trice on Matthew
this week he picked Kyle Flanagan, who look, I wasn't
hopeful for still put the bet on.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Had a good feeling, did.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
You I get a good feeling and then came through
one against it good. Didn't win the game, but scored
a try.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
That's all we needed.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Went across the line. I just punched the air.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Man because you were out at the game. What what
odd five dollar good?
Speaker 4 (17:31):
There you go sitting we were sitting or sitting just
in front. It was really nice. Just after Kyle Flant
again scored, I punched the air and jubilation and looked down.
One of my favorite actors of all time was just
sitting in front of me, Brian Brown.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
And here's the st George supporter.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Isn't it George supporters?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Brown?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I did the Brownie? How are you? I don't know
you had a clue. Who was I was there, young Brownie,
young good mane. It's like, oh yeah, yeah, you know.
I kept doing a little I had a few on
board I had to do. I kept doing little quotes
from Cocktail where you know he talks to Tom Cruise.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Watched some of them.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
What's the carr? What's Tom Cruise's character? And there I
forget It was cool, but he always goes Murphy's law,
my boy, there's something happened, And it was the three
on two that were going to score. They blow the
try the dragons, and I'd go, Murphy's law, my boy,
there you go.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I think I think he figured out who you were.
Towards the end, though, because remember at half time we
come in and was very choky, very It was good,
blow fantastic, tell you what the place he was sitting
some heavy hitters in there, weren't they sure? Do you remember?
Do you remember who else was in there?
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Of course I name a couple. Anthony was he in
there there?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I didn't see him. That was a heavy hitter. But
Andrew Abdo, Peter of Landy's Hands, Shandies was in there, yep.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Luke, Rickinson, Minnie anything.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
John on the count Mark and I was in there. Yeah,
frien of the podcast, Yes, that's about it, I think.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Yeah, Mini's wife of course. R Terry Bana.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yes, you've always want to pick those names up.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Yeah, it was exciting, it was. It was just good
to beat Dad was Let me tell you, I did
that joke with Andrew again. He didn't get it, which
one Ga, how are you hello, Andrew? It's great to
see you.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
He kept impersonating Andrew to Andrew and he I don't
know whether he knew that Dad had done the prank
before or what I imagined. Probably not, I reckon somebody
would have showed him before.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
It's probably a busy man.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
But we've always talked.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
About on the potty and Dad spoke Campbell Graham spoke
about on your show as well on the Sunday nights.
So I imagine somebody's tipped him up and said, Matthew
Johnson impersonating you and prank calling players.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Hello, Andrew, how are you? He goes, I see you're
working when you're statut for an accent. I said, how
does it sound? Agains not good?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Andrew said very good, yeah, and shout out to Anzac
day the other day? Anyone play any two ups? Because
I actually missed out.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I didn't. I went. I took my girl, she loves tour.
So we went to pump Beat ourself, which was actually
really nice because we went too many people there. But
I just I wasn't feeling it. I couldn't get into
a rhythm, so I just watched and let Tashi play.
But I almost got myself into big trouble because there
(20:24):
was a guy beside me and he was asking what
Tash wanted to bet on. She had her money out,
and I said, old Tash loves heads and it's coming out.
I went, and he looked at me and then he's laughed.
I've laughed. I went, Oh, I don't think that's the
correct terminology.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
He liked tails.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah, sure do you Tails never fails, but I always
I always go heads. But everybody always says tawls never fails.
But I only pe head because when you got it, yeah,
but I always got whenever. I because I like saying
when I played too, I was going and to get
the crowd on head him up. Do you throw?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Have you thrown?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I've thrown times. Always going there. I love it.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
See, there's a couple of things here, Trish. Another reason
why I'm not exactly happy at the moment. I'm down
on Cooper because I was enjoying such a great time
and Zac Day too, are having a beer watching the football,
and then Cooper and Cheese and Jas we're having a
good time. So I thought I'll join this gang and
having a really good time. Next minute, Cook goes mum's
been calling me. She wants to putting in a car
(21:26):
on what.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
He has.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Next minute the car pulls up, He throw pushes me
in the car and says, I'll go mate. I just
I just wanted to stay. I was having such a
great time.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
You were having a good time.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
But I didn't call you.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
No, you called Dad though, remember.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Oh, I called him at one point and you told
him come home. I kind of did, I said, because
I knew you would be hanging out around you. And
I was like, you know, it's nine thirty.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Coper FaceTime if you I've been down in Barrel having
a very wholesome weekend with my girlfriend, and Cooper about
nine o'clock at night started facetiming me and he goes, well,
look who's here? And there Brandon's house and Dad's just
getting up, just telling yarns and yarns and yarns. And
I could see Cooper didn't have the attention on himself. Yes,
and he decided I'm going to get rid of the competition.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I was trying to clear everyone up because it was
Brandon's partner's birthday, but Brandon wasn't drinking, so everybody was
there and brand I was like, my boy needs to
get some shut eye. I'm looking after my boy, and
no one was going to get shut eye when dad.
Dad hadn't taken a breath in three and a half hours.
He's nearly breaking the Guinness Book of World Records. He
kept putting the oasis on and let me say, if
(22:34):
this wasn't the crowd to be playing Dad's bangers in.
This wasn't the crowd and people were trying to watch
the footy, and he changed putting you two.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Oh oh, he's got no social He was on.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Fire though at one point he I reckon. He rolled
twelve stories, one after another, without any without anyone getting
a word in.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Well, that doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Podcast fun, great stories.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
That a good story.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
The laughter happening, I was. I was on a roll.
I was like performing Monkey at the zoo. The more
they laughed, the more I performed. Sure, just quickly. What
about and Wish had it on the show last Sunday night?
Those two twins in the Sunshine cap that is bizarre fake.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
They came on the radio this morning, earlier this week. Yeah, yeah,
they come on the radio. They were, look, I've got
a theory. I've got a theory there either. They've been
practicing for a long time. I would struggle to see
how on earth that's thing.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah, me too, twins say, I'm with you, Cooper. I
think it's They went.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
On Jimmy Kimmel, Yeah, School Night Jimmy Kimmel, and we're
trying to get him on the Sunday night shirt actually
a magic ground. Yeah, trying to get him on.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Oh that'd be weird.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
It just creeped me out, to be honest. It gave
me the creeps. Yeah, yeah, it did. I just found
it creepy.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
While we're on this night quickly before, I wanted because
I want to ask Jack about his trip to Bow,
which you just meant. But later look that that night,
after I put Dad home, you know, I ended up
having quite a good night. Anyway, Later in that night,
whenever it was, we were out at a restaurant, mean
a few of the boys and we were having some
pizza and having some red wine, and it started piscing down.
(24:18):
This lady next to us just like literally drops passes
out in the middle of the street and it's piecing
down on us. Yeah, yeah, I was. It was so weird.
I was like, what's going on? Mid eight twenty eight
and she's just dropped. She's dropped, like she's obviously taken
something or she was really blind like something like that.
(24:38):
So she was like dropped and her friends are trying
to pick her up dead weight. Me and one of
the boys have walked over. This lady would have been
like sixty kilos ringing wet trying to pick her up
with dead white. Holy shit, it felt that heavy. Sixty
dead weight, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying the dead
weight was like she felt like one hundred and ten.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Why does that work? What's the difference between dead weight
and a normal weight?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Well, when you try to pick someone up and they're
like not passed out when they're not, I don't, I
don't know what the difference is the weight.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
It's also the shift in weight, Yes, the weight. Like
have you ever grabbed a pipe with like liquid in it?
It's like that like good call, you know what I mean.
Likes the liquid, Not that the liquid shifts in you,
but your body, mate, like mass isn't even and it
shifts from left to right a bit like you know,
all the muscles in your butt.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Trish. Yeah, it's an unusual The human body is an
unusual shape compared to like sixty kolo. They just sat
there on a ball you could pick up.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Is that why people hold people under the arms and
under the knees because the knees are kind of like
a light area.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Most people, I think fire like the firming carries that's
under the arm pits just in front of your body
and you sort of truck them back and plus two.
But you haven't done gym for a while.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah, yeah, thanks Nilda grass Tyson probably about eighty five.
This is the thing. I haven't changed weight.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Look, I'm just a little bit offended, like you sort
of said like sick TOI quilos as though that was heavy.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
No, no, no, she's killed heavy. That's why I said
she was only like six killers. But when I picked
up she felt like one undred and ten. Anyway, back
to the story, we've dragged her out. The owner of
the places come down and give me a bucket to
put her head in. Her head like had hit the
bottom of the bucket and she was spewing back into
her own face.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Which just where were her friends at this point?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
They were just sitting there walking And then this was
this was when it got weird. The lady was spewing,
she couldn't talk anything. The one thing that brought her
back to life. She looks up at me and then goes, hey,
you're Cooper John's. Then we booked her in uber. So
we're putting trying to put her in the uber. Uh
and who kind of watson was there? As well Willy Watson,
one of.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
The friends who booked the uber on who's the can.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
One of her friends.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
She could live out.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Are you kidding? I didn't know her. And then we're
out there in the like storm, like just trying to
like get this girl in the uber and she kept
trying to talk footy with us both and she was like,
She's like, you think you're going to retain spot in
the og, just get the hell in the uber. We're
getting pissed on. Yeah, it was so weird.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
We thank you humanity, thanks you for your kindness. To
another song.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
I've done my first aid course, so good lad save
them lives? And yes, Jack Bowrel, can you tell us
about this trip for a second, because you and your
partner went down to Bower for the weekend.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah, j from crook Well, so we went down to
crook Well to see her fan but mainly mainly what
we did was we went to Barrel on the Friday
beforehand and it was lovely everyone. It feels like everyone
was down there. We ran it a he of Charlie White.
Of course, people know Charlie threw the by Around your
Brains podcast.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
So Charlie was Charlie and a.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Few of our friends were down. They didn't even realize, so,
you know, you run down there, very wholesome and nice
down there. There was one awkward moment though. We got
to the place we were seeing the accommodation. It was almost
like an Airbnb and it was good. We sort of
got lost in it when the lady said to us, oh,
your room's been upgraded as well, and we were kind
of happy with that, but then she proceeded to say
the word haunted, and I sort of lost my vision.
(28:03):
Once we got to the room. It was like this
old room with an old fireplace and lounge in it,
and I swear to God, Coll it felt like it
was haunted.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
You get that feeling like an entity remember in the Cotswolds. Yes,
we have stayed in this house, sorry, in a hotel
in the Cotswolds in England, and like the room like
it actually made me feel a little discombobulated because the
room was on a slave and it just had haunted by,
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didn't I There were things hanging out there.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Quickly, Jack, you just just thought of that for a second.
The town of Crook, Well, what an interesting like combination
of words Crook and well crook Well. You go, come on, guys,
what is.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
It very You know what. That's why you've been in
business for in the television business and entertainment.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Entertainment.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Thanks sure, But Jack, did you and Joy? This is
the thing I want to ask you, because I've got
your partner's point of view and now I want to
hear your point of view for a second. Did you
enjoy the country?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yeah? I did. I did enjoy the country. So it
was very nice. We met Beryls beautiful, We went through
Golden it.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Was very nice. Crook Well was lovely as well.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Really this Jim was thinking, you didn't really love the country.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Jem said to me, Jack's a city boy. I didn't
realize just how much of a city boy he was
until we went to crook Well and Jack was just
not having a good time.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Well, you can only do something. I was doing plenty
of driving. Maybe it was the fatigue extent. Yeah, well you.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Shouldn't drive under fatigue.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I got to antipops all the time in Sesnock. It
was not too dissimilar to old Sesnock.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, yeah, sure, I said, you know what, when I
went to Cesnot we spoke about it all last week
on the party. But one thing I did notice is
I can see why people either go two ways. They
either go Matthew, you and Joey's direction where they put
because there's nothing to do in these country towns. They
either put a lot of that hang on, let me go,
let me go, I'm a good kid. They either go
(30:04):
and they spend all their free time, you know, putting
a lot of focus into being an athlete or good
at whatever they're good at, or they go down more
of a path of they just pump beers and have
a good time, smoke bellize, yes, smoking.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah, that's too dissimilar to the city kid.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
No, no, no, it's not, no no, But I think
there's so much more to like, there's a lot more
things in your free time you can do in this,
you know, go do this and everything's yes.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
When you're when you're a kid growing up in the country,
there's lots of fun things like you know, whittling some wood,
things like that.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
There was a kid on Sawyer fishing.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
There was a kid down at like I drove past
SnO Sports Oval and there was a kid down there
with his old man. They would have been down there.
I drove past it looked like they'd already been kicking
down there for a while. Two hours later I drove back,
there was still down there, and I remember thinking, like,
you don't see a lot of that in the city,
Like you don't see kids that dedicated to their craft.
(31:01):
And I just thought, it's actually a it's a it's
a good test of like young fellows work right, well, yes,
because they grow so addicted to a sport.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Yeah, yeah, they want to make something of themselves. Yeah,
that's the way you do it, mate, As the Craig
Bellamy said in his Stocker that his dad told him
all that time agoin mate, you work hard, You're going
to get lucky. It might take time, but you're going
to get lucky.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Did you and Joey? Was that you and Joey though? Like,
were you guys down there?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Basically?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
How many days a week would you guys after school
go down to the park together.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Every single day?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Every day?
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Every day? Go across the road there which is now
John's Park, is it? Yes?
Speaker 3 (31:38):
And Phil the cat chase them over train with matte
lines with mates.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
We get there and we'd go behind the town hall.
There was an area there we'd play football and you
got to different places. That's what you do. Yeah, just
every single day. If crickets, if it was a summer
you play, you'd be playing cricket.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
That well, it's cool, like city lads like, because so
many different insues, like you said, surfing, golf, basketball, so
many people like it's hard to actually get a crew
of boys and go, hey, let's go down to the
park and let's go down and kick the footy a
out for four three hours.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
You know.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah, very tough, but I just found it very interesting.
It was an interesting observation and I can see why
you and Joey have made such success for yourself. Congratulations.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Wow, Well, thank you very much. That's all we got
time for.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I didn't know where I was going.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yeah, now I've got it. I can I come in
with my segment? You can, all right, guys, So I've
got a segment year for you. So I'm gonna hand
it to Cooper's cheat of paper here right, I've got
a little bit themed around this back end of the
podcast around of course, on Friday we have got our
Magic Round live show and we'll all be up there
at Magic Ground. So I thought i'd do a magic
theme segment. I've got three stories there for you around
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magicians getting having rogue incidents happened during their performance. Each
of you have got a story. I want you to
read it and at the end I want you guys
to figure out which one was faked GBT.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Oh okay, well, just reading an autogo Jack.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I read my first tent Mine's story. Three it's written. Okay.
This is called the Soaring Illusion gone Wrong. In two
thousand and seven, a British magician performing in South Africa
botched a soaring in half act. The assistant was a
local stand in recruited the day before. He misaligned himself
in the box and the magician actually cut into his abdomen.
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The abdomen, the crowd laughed, thinking it was fake blood,
until the assistant screened for help. Paramedics rushed in and
the show was canceled mid applause. The assistant survived, got
free tickets for life, and never worked in magic again.
I wonder why the magician said it was just a
slice of bad luck.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I think the number one that sounds fake because it's
like kind of funny as well.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
In nineteen eighteen, magician Chung Ling, who was performing the
famous bullet catch trick. Now he stood proudly. His assistants
loaded rifles on stage and fired at his chest for
that night. One of the rifles actually fired a live round.
It struck him in the lung, and he collapsed in
front of the horrified audience. As he lay dying, he
(34:18):
broke character for the first time ever and said, oh
my God, something's gone wrong. Love with a curtain. He
died the next morning, ending the illusion, and the magician,
poor old chung Ling Sux true.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
No way, that can't be true.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
It can't be Chingling Sue.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
I don't know. That was in nineteen eighteen. Who knew
what was going on?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
The right trichy? Yours okay?
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Mine is. In nineteen ninety two, a Vegas magician named
Rick Delano attempted a daring underwater escape act. He was
shackled and submerged inside a dolphin tank at a casino's
aquatic theater. Midway through the escape, a curious dolphin rammed
into him, mistaking him for a toy. The impact spun
(34:59):
Rick into the glass wall, giving him mild concussion. Handlers
had to dive in and pull him to the surface.
As the audience gassed, He recovered with six stitches above
his eye and finished the show two nights later on
dry Land. Rick later joked, never work with animals, they
always want the spotlight.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Why are all.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
These magicians like trying to make a punchline out of it?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
I guess it was one true jack, only one of
them was fake. They were too true there.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Oh, so we got to find the fake one. Okay, okay,
I think Dad's so.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
What are the titles of them? Trish go okay?
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Matthews was the bullet catching disaster, so that was in
nineteen eighteen. Chung Ling Su, who had a live rat.
Cooper was the Soaring Illusion gone wrong where the assistant
was actually cut two thousand and seven. I just feel
like we would have heard about that.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Sure, sure, what's the third one?
Speaker 3 (35:52):
And the third one was mine? The dolphin? I kind
of don't think mine very exciting. The dolphin one.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
I think the dolphin one is the fake one. I
reckon the thing that said that the dolphin thought he
was a toy. How do they know the dolphin didn't talk?
That's why I think it's made up. I found a
hole in that story.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Very clever.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Do you think that's just some assumption.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I thought it was your one, the bullet catching disaster,
because I thought, if you've been shot, there's no way
live on said, you're going something's going wrong. That's true.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
And also in nineteen eighteen, if it hit him in
the lung, did you say in the chest, he's not
waiting around till the next morning. He's dying there. And
then nineteen eighteen.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
Interesting, Jack, John, are we going to vote for the Okay?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
I think I thought bullet catching disaster?
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Yeah, I agree. I feel yours was the lie, the
fake one.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
I think it's the dolphin. But let's go with you.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Let's go okay, Okay, so I think it's Matt's.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
The fake story?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Was the dolphin a redcliff?
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Interesting?
Speaker 2 (36:54):
First? You go? Now with that? I thought we'd go
straight into blind draft. So we've done. I thought, let's
go magic themed again. Let's just go magic famous magicians
for blind drift.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
What is going on with around? Yeah? Magic round excellent?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Okay, I can see the relations. I thought, what the
hell is going on with this? Weird man's obsessed with magicians? Yeah, creeper, sorry.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
First magician blind draft. Here we go, David Copperfield.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
He's got to be up there.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
He's good, right, isn't he? Like he's the one that's
been in Vegas for.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
He's still alive and practicing. I think he's got to be.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
I don't think he's practicing. I'm pretty sure he's perfected it.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
I think he's I'm going number two.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
I would too. I don't know. But who's going to
be above him?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Is?
Speaker 3 (37:41):
My question?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Is who's the one that died underwater? I mean, who Dean?
He's got to be number one, right, I think to
Let's go da Sweet.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Next one, Chris Angel mind freak.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
I don't know him.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
He's a different kind. He was a very famous one even, Yeah,
but he was more. He'd do things like stand on
nails and hot like coals, and he was that. He
was that sick kind of magician.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Four, Yeah, I reckon for probably more. Four because he
was more just had a high pain threshold.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Yeah, it's a gift, some insane, sure.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
All right. Next one, David Blaine.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Number five, because I've never heard of him ever. Yeah, yeah,
I'm are you familiar with David Blair?
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Five? Sorry Blaine?
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Okay, sorry, sorry Blaine. Next one, I've gone with Harry Houdini.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Number one, number one.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Yes, he's the magician's magician. Although was he that good?
I mean he died, but that's.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
You know, dedicated to his craft.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
I'll go one. I'll go one.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Yeah, the original, probably the best. Who's the last one?
We've only got the number three left?
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Okay, I've gone with Penn and Teller, the dynamic magician duo.
You know that, you know those.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Get this goddamn list.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
People would know them.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
They don't.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
I'm happy with three.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Well they're three.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
I'm not even happy with them on the list.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Okay, Son and Copperfield.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, they're the only two I really knew.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
I'm not the first list. Copperfield is talking about.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Fred and Roy. Are they magicians?
Speaker 4 (39:28):
They were more like performers.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
But I suppose I was half winding.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
What did they do with the like Tiger?
Speaker 3 (39:36):
I don't know what. They make it disappear?
Speaker 4 (39:38):
They make it, yeah, disappear, jump through hoops, flaming hoops.
Of course, one of them a tactic.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Yeah that's why. And they've never performed again, right.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
The Yeah, one of them was a big crooked.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
But okay, all right, Well Trisha is actually taking over
film fame, and like Trish let's do it.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Last weekend, I was bombar guarded by Ben Affleck Movies
and I loved it well. I saw a couple of
new ones, and I saw one that is my all
time favorite of his, so much so that I don't
often re watch movies.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I reckon.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
I've watched this about four or five times, and I
love it just as much each time.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
The Town, The Town Michelle set in Boston.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah, Michel Pierce's favorite movie.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
So good. It's such a good And then I went
over and saw some girlfriends and I was telling them
they none of them had watched it. I wan go
home and watch it. I said, it's one of the best.
And then I just thought about him in general. He's
had some great.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
Movies, terrific.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
He plays a good Boston.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
Boston boy.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yeah, of course. Goodwill Hunting was Boston to good Will.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Hunting is a masterpiece. Whoever, I don't think it's his
best performance simply because he's overshadowed by Matt Damon and
Robin Williams that they own that film. Yeah, my favorite
role he played in my best movies, The Account.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
It's fabulous when he plays the fellow with Aspersius. Yeah,
he's fabulous.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Is coming out this year, account number two.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Is it really?
Speaker 4 (41:09):
Have you not seen that?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Being advertising?
Speaker 3 (41:11):
And I'll be on board for that.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
Is it really?
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Are you serious? And this isn't even a library, We'll
cut it. No, Yeah, well, if it's out now, I
might actually do.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
You do another one school Night.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
And another one like well with the Town. He directed
starting and co wrote as well. He does a lot
of directing.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
He and Matt Damon couldn't get a break, so they wrote.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
There are a lot of actors do do that. So
I go, let's remind you of some of his others.
Are Go Gone, Baby Gone, Reindeer Games that I've watched
that on the weekend. That was actually quite good. It
was the first time I'd seen that worky But and
he was ageddon as well.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
It was to miss A.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
He was good.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Yeah, I forgot about that. I went, oh, yeah he
was in that too and gone girl. Yeah, he's got
a great.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
It wasn't good, Yeah, you know, it wasn't good of
his jack when he took over the Batman franchise for
a bit he did.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
Is it not good?
Speaker 2 (42:13):
He was hard done by. I think she thought he
was good. I just thought the actual movies himself.
Speaker 4 (42:19):
I'm lucky. I love he's got to move on from jailor.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
I don't think he does rom romantic comedies very well.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
He does romance.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Well, they're not they're not together.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Called that's why he said.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Yeah, but I mean they've tried twice. My advice to you,
both of you guys, is just you've got to get
on with your lives. He's addicted to each other, but
bad for each other.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Maybe they should. Maybe you should talk to pen and
tell I see what they do.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
Yeah, good call.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Sure, Blind drift once again a great reference. What else
we got?
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Well?
Speaker 3 (42:51):
I think we're coming towards the end. I've got a
little bit of feedback. We'd like a little bit of
Hendricks asked for some parenting and vice after welcoming him,
welcoming their new baby boy so Ace. They hadn't been
warned about being hosed by their child mid naffy change
and do they have any tips? Cooper was a very
big one for this.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
It was urinating.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Yeah, like strange boy toilet. Remember he used to when
he do it, we get an erection? True?
Speaker 2 (43:20):
True?
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Remember Jack, you were too normal.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
I don't know I can't really remember. I didn't notice.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
I'm still good and Jack out of the woods.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Jack.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Remember he'd had his turns and get caught in his back,
so we'd have to pull them out.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
We'd have to we'd have to pump his legs.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
Pump legs.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
That's right, pumpy.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
Still, but we'd have to pull it out. Who's to.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Look like it had freeze in there like constipated?
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Yeah, but he'd be crying in pain trying to get down. Yeah,
it's just a little phase he went through twenty five
and it's all good now, isn't it, Darling? Yeah, okay,
So Hendrick's the only only thing I can say. He
is always have a nappy on hand and always had
that little hose covered.
Speaker 4 (43:59):
My friend tuck up between the leagues.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
Do you know what, Cooper? I Reckon actually got me
in the mouth one time. I'm sure we pet in
my mouth. We almost vomited my mouth to the.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Glorious moments of being apparently.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
I don't think we can beat that. I think that's
I think I think your your your son urinating in
your mouth. That is the perfect end for our magic grounds.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
It's the apex? Can I say right before we leave.
I want to quickly tell you guys, there was a
earlier last weekend, sorry, there was a podcasting boxing match
open the Gold Coast. You have seen anything on that podcast?
The second year they've done it where they like they
get podcasters and they fight in the ring.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
What sounds the Alpha blokes podcast run that don't make it?
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Yeah, the alpha blokes. You haven't met those fels magic
on our flight?
Speaker 4 (44:51):
I met him on a flight Pellips.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Me and Jack played with Cam Lowry, one of the
boys in Mick Fanny's Golf Day last year, terrific fl
He actually messaged me after the Gulf Day asking if
I wanted to fight him in it, which I remember
seeing the message laughing. I forgot to reply, I thank
good luck. I would have. I would have killed him.
That's the only reason I would never get in the ring,
(45:14):
not out a sheer fear for me. I just wouldn't
want to. I wouldn't want to put someone else's life
in my hands because you know what, you know what
I'm like that?
Speaker 4 (45:21):
Yeah, well, you know you've learned off the best. I mean,
I'm mastered and six martial arts, all the dangerous ones.
If I kill someone I'm going to jail. These things
are legal lethal weapons.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Put those claus to camera, those things aren't. Thus Cooper, Yeah,
listening Cooper, John's has like, honestly like dagger like fingers.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
That's quite the penist.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
What's the matter with you? Before we go on our
Sunday night show, we had Max King on and Toby Sextem,
both of them champions is Mexican. King is a nice kid.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
He's such a good four kids.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
He is so good.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
He's such a funny man. He's Yeah, we played together
in Melbourne. He I remember we played again the week before.
He was a media transfer, so he was up at
the Gold Coast Titans. He was in reserve grade playing
for tweet Head Seagulls. We actually played him the week
before he transferred, and we were into him because we
all knew that like he was maybe there's a lot
of reports saying Max King a potentially going to the
(46:22):
media the thing. And we ended up eating Tweed by
sixty that day and I remember at the end of
the game Harry was into him, going, He's like, what
are you doing? He goes, just come down to Melbourne.
He says, You're never like, you won't you won't lose
again like this if you come down to Melbourne. And
he was like, yeah, you know, I boy with that there,
I'm going to come down.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
That.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
I'm coming down. Boys, I don't give a shit. I'm
coming down, come down. He is such a good teammate,
such a good bloke, so good for team morale. He
potentially be the quirkiest man I've ever met in my life.
He never has a down day. He's always on, like
always on, always on, almost to the point where you're
going to go, Kingy, you go sit over in that
corner for atle bit. I'm going to sit up the
other end. Let's not talk for a bit.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Very much like that, aren't you You like your space?
When you like Cooper's time, you want Cooper's time?
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:06):
Were at the airport one day and he was all
the Bulldogs players were there and I was in I
was in the bookstore looking for an excellent book and
I couldn't find them. By the way. Anyway, I feel
his hand on the shoulder and turn around, King and
he goes, how's he talking?
Speaker 1 (47:21):
What did you say otherwise?
Speaker 4 (47:22):
I kind of he said, well, it's good, But he said, hey,
Mannie how I just want to say, I really really
appreciate the fact that every time I see you you
ask how my family's going. I just want to say,
thank you, thank you very much for that.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Cute A good man, good family.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
They are a great for the good family.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
The King's baby, that's one of the kings.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
And remember if you are in Brisbane this weekend Saturday,
we're going to be at Fanland Leisure Deck Queen's Wolf
Level seven mid day to two pm. Come and see it.
So we'd love to see you.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
If we make it.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Am I right, that's kind of.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
Like my fear. I think that's what my fear is,
that we'll turn out there with no one there.
Speaker 4 (48:07):
We're talking about us of a thousand Maggie Beers.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
That's if we show up.
Speaker 4 (48:12):
I'm going to commentate on the Sunday. They're going to
commentate on the Sunday. At four o'clock came. I think
they're worried about me because oftentimes they get up there
and give myself a good slamming. And they said, can
you commentate a game for us? Which game I'm doing
Penrith Broncos on the Sunday. A good game, man got to.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
Win this man, what is going on?
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Yeah, if they don't win this, they are a chance,
they are a chance to missing the eight because they.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
Came dead last. At the moment, this is a game
I think they absolutely must win because origins around the
corner and they're going to be with all those stars.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yeah, will they still pick?
Speaker 4 (48:54):
It's a funny.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
I mean, it's it's a good talking about where becoming
dead last and then none of the boys are really
lighting the world on fire right now. But you know
they're a champion team. They've got champion players. You can't
not pick, you know, Leam Martin's Yeah, Edwards, you pick them.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
To see what happens if they put them in that
different environment and how they play.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Brian, I mean, they could be without five blokes and
they come I wonder if that would be. I mean,
I'd love to David Middleton on the case if if
they get if they get five blokes out of their side,
is that the most ever picked out of a team
that's coming last.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
It must be to be, wouldn't That's a start that
it would be very interesting to see what Lo does.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
It will be Let's you don't We'll ring him.
Speaker 4 (49:41):
Between you and you're going to pick between us.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
You're off the record, you're not on the podcast.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
Guys, I have a good one to see.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Jack
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