Hunter Kiel: Chuck E. Cheese Is Training Kids for Casinos | BAD DOG w/ Austin Bohannon #1 - BAD DOG PODCAST w/ Austin Bohannon

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You can pray, you can drink, you can wait on the rain
.
Either way, it's gonna burn.
Can't remember what time ballthat was.
I think it was 2021.
That sounds right.
Yeah, it was after COVID.
Yeah, we had all the crazyovertime stuff, yeah, and I
think it went to two or threeovertimes.
Either way, I was at a weddingand I should.
It was a Catholic wedding inPensacola.

(00:20):
This was an hour long.
I should you, you.
Why are they longer?
That's a great question.
Are we rolling, noah?
I've been to a lot of Catholicweddings and they are A
traditional Catholic wedding istypically an hour long and they
have a bunch of different thingsthat they do Lighting of the
candles, and they'll each read.
They'll have different membersof the family up to read

(00:41):
passages and whatever.
But we were this catholicwedding in pensacola right
during the iron bowl, and thegroom was from hartsell, alabama
, and the bride was from southalabama.
Either way, everyone in theentire congregation of this
wedding is an alabama or auburnfan and uh, no shit.
The start of overtime happenedwhen the bride was walking down

(01:05):
the aisle Were people watchingit.
Oh, dude, for like 45 minuteswe're like midway back, like
midway down the pews and halfthe crowd is.
You can see them looking downat their phones.
Like half all the men havetheir heads down.
Women are pissed.
Hey, watch this.

HUNTER (01:21):
There's a damn wedding going on.
There's a damn ball game goingon.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
And dude, I hey watch this.
There's a damn ball game goingon.
And dude, um, I want to saysomething.
I can't remember what happenedin that game.

HUNTER (01:29):
I know alabama won but I remember there's a bunch of
crazy places.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, back and forth and like every time something
would happen, you could heareveryone audibly in the wedding
in the chapel go yes, all theweddings they go oh yeah,
everyone would be so pissed andI could see my buddy jackson.
He was up there.
He's the one getting marriedand, and I'm like dude, he's got
to know that this is happeningright now because he's looking
out at everyone and half thecrowd are looking down.
Yeah, did they score?

(01:52):
Yeah, I do.
I do.
Damn it, I do, dude, I'mtelling you what's the score of
the ball game.
That's how serious football is.

HUNTER (01:59):
I mean, I was at a wedding this year, made or break
.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I can't remember who was getting married, but I just
remember.
I'm just sitting there watchingthe game.
Rich was like put your phone up.
I'm like I cannot this is aclose game.

HUNTER (02:10):
I think it's.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Alabama-Texanium.
I bet on this ball game.

HUNTER (02:13):
I bet on this damn game.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
My livelihood is on this ball game we're going to
have to walk home.
If Alabama Dude I got into thisterrible, terrible routine of
every trip we'd go on to asporting event.
I would always place like thesimilar bet to how much the
weekend costs on the game.
Yes, I remember when you woulddo that In hopes that like dude
if they cover everything's freeDude, I would say for sure, more

(02:35):
times than not you would hit,oh, my God, and usually you
would bet on the teamno-transcript.

HUNTER (02:48):
You'd win so much money and you'd be like I covered the
whole weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I paid for everything .
You'd be like you bet it.
How much did you win?
I'd be like $150.
Didn't even buy my damn ticket,not even a one-way.
I couldn't even fly businessone way with what I wanted, we
get so fired up, but that waswhen I first really started
sports gambling.
God what a rush it was.
But I mean you just put alittle bit of money on a game

(03:11):
dude and it was just like it wastoo intense for me when I first
started.
You know, I'm like I can't losethis.
And then, next thing, you know,you blink your eyes and you're
just like you're putting waymore on the ball game.

HUNTER (03:21):
Yeah, dude, and there was a wake-up call.
It's a fun thing.
I don't even bet anymore, dude,after that stretch.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I remember the next month after the Super Bowl I
think it was March Madness.
I was like I'm good At thatpoint.
I'm like I'm good at sportsgambling and that's what
everybody thinks.
Who?

HUNTER (03:35):
wins a little bit.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's a disease and it is a disease and you think
you'll never lose again.
And by God, dude that MarchMadness.
I bet I shit you not openinground 32 games.
I bet you all went two and 30.
And then you come down to earthand you're like I can't keep
this up, I'll never financiallyrecover.
There's no way to win I meanit's just, it's gotta be fun.

(03:56):
I just I went from putting $5on a ball game to putting you
know way more than I should, andthen it got to the point where,
when I lost, it hurt, oh yeah,and that was when I was like
dude, I got to quit.

HUNTER (04:08):
That's when you got to be careful, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
And I always tell my friends it's like dude, once you
start raising your wager amountup like once you go from $100 a
game to $200 a game, to $500 agame then you can't come back
down.

HUNTER (04:20):
You Come back down Because, once you come back down
, it's not enough, it's justlike a drug.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
It is a drug.
It doesn't burn the candleanymore.
And you're going to get to thatpoint where it just gets way
too bad and then next thing youknow, you got your house on it.
It's a slippery slope.
I had a group message with allmy buddies.
It was like a gambling grouptext we're all sending our picks
in and my buddy would send inone and nine the first 10 days
doing it, and I remember afterthat day I just sent him this

(04:43):
skier.
That was like it was a gif ofthe skier going down the slope,
makes one turn, two turns, fallsand it just starts snowballing
down the hill.
And that's what it is, dude,because you can't win over, I
mean you you got to be able todo it for fun and be able to
control yourself to the pointwhere okay, this isn't gonna get
out of hand, yeah it can't.
that's that's when it gets badfor a lot of guys is they'll be
out and about, they'll be meanto their girlfriends because

(05:05):
they've lost in gambling.
Gambling controls the way theyact towards other people.
That's when you know it's beepterrible.
That's when you've got thedisease.
That's when you've got the bugand you know what's sad about it
is, I bet you 75% of men.

HUNTER (05:18):
It's a man thing.
Something about gambling is somanly.
Yeah, this stat could be wrong,but I would bet you three in
every four guys.
I don't know if it feels manly,yeah, I mean, I think so.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I feel like, dude, there's just like and it's not
just sports, it's like gamblingon a pool game.

HUNTER (05:33):
Oh it just makes me feel like my muscles are just so big
.
Yeah, I don't think it's.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, I don't know if it just gets my blood going and
I just grip my teeth and then Ilose all my money and I hate it
.
Well, I don't think it's manly.
I think that everybody wants tobe right.

HUNTER (05:50):
Yeah, it's a manly thing to want to be right, to want to
be right.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, it's not like.
Oh, I picked the football gamecorrectly.
It's that you were just rightabout something.
Is gambling like a toxicmasculinity thing.
Would that fall into their?

HUNTER (06:06):
umbrella of toxic masculinity, sure, like gambling
.
Is that like?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
yes, I don't know, I think for some reason, it's just
incredibly addicting it is yeah, I mean it's like dude, even
like the old people at thecasinos that just go in there
and they ride the bus and theyjust hit a button.
It's sad because chucky cheese Ithink chucky cheese if you're
out there, chucky or cheese.
You're training these kids tobe addicted to slots because the
games aren't even games anymore.

(06:28):
No, you go in there, you putyour token in I think they
probably even give you a cardnow and you just hit a button
and it'll be like you win, youlose, Hit a button.
It's training you for slots.
You go to all these other gameswe used to do as kids.
They don't have a ball, pin,nothing, and you just go in
there every single game, hit abutton.
You either win or you lose.
You're saying there's aconspiracy that casinos are now
backing Chuck E Cheese.

(06:50):
And they're grooming these kidsearly on is what you're saying.
What I'm saying is that, chuck,E Cheese is paid off by the
casinos and the mafia.

HUNTER (06:57):
And do these kids?

Speaker 1 (06:58):
I mean, they're just learning at a young age to play
these slots and I'm telling you,you heard it here first folks
same sounds, the same sounds andthe same oh and then the same
dopamine hit.
You're a kid and you just likeboom jackpot and you get a
thousand tickets and you get togo buy a bunch of cotton candy
and fun dip.
Tell me you're not addicted atfive years old.
Absolutely, that is kind ofridiculous.

(07:18):
I don't.
Yeah, it is.
It's got to be the casinos funnyenough though, chucky cheese
you got to get the kids if youwant to change a generation, you
got to get the kids, and that'swhat the casinos are doing with
Chuck E Cheese and DaveBuster's.
They got the one for the teenstoo.
Yeah, but Dave Buster's, Ithink it's groomed to adults.
Yeah, it really is, because I'maddicted to Dave Buster's and I
would like going to say I'maddicted, I mean, do I wake up

(07:41):
some days and I'm like I can'twait to bet on this ball game?
I probably do that every nowand then.

HUNTER (07:46):
Would you call that addicted?
I wouldn't call that addicted.
I mean, I don't shake much.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I don't get the shakes unless it's a tight ball
game.
I think you're not addicted ifyou can go a few days without
even thinking about it, andthat's what I truly like.
I could go the rest of my lifewithout thinking about it.
I like to think that, likethere's maybe it's just because
there's no football on Tuesdaysand Wednesdays, but I don't
think about gambling on Tuesdaysand Wednesdays during football

(08:12):
season.
I don't like betting on Mactionor nothing.
My main thing's like NFL, likethere's nothing better Like last
year, hey, last year.
Since we're talking aboutgambling, about gambling, let's
go into when I had dude I, I hadway more money than I showed on
the jets winning the super bowl.
Oh, my god, I know, dude.
Oh, and you remember it.
Like they were like me, I didthe same thing.
You talked me into it.
If there's a bad bet, I'm gonnafind it.

HUNTER (08:33):
Yeah but we already took already on rogers.
We already took rogers to winmvp next year?
He's not even signed with ateam.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
He's a free agent.
We already took him to win theMVP next year.
That was you, though I know youwere the one that sent me this.
That was the most degeneratething ever sending me Aaron
Rodgers MVP because you knowwhat that's going to do in my
brain, being a Rodgers guy.
In the back of my head it goesoh what if he wins it?
Oh what if he wins the MVP?
And you didn'ters, I'm takingthe Steelers to win the Super

(09:03):
Bowl and I'm taking Rodgers.
I've already got a Rodgers MVP.
Yeah, it's like 200 to win what?
10 grand or something crazy.
It's 50 to 1.
So, yeah, 200 wins 10 grand.
Yeah, you never know.
Lock, count it down.
That's the lock of the year.

HUNTER (09:17):
I don't know dude.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I would not bet that I think it's really tough.
He's supposed to sign with theSteelers and I think he will.
I think it's really tough for aSteelers quarterback to win an
MVP, because their defense makesevery game so sloppy anyways
their quarterbacks don't have todo much.
Yeah, like on McAfee when he'slike dude, I'm just dealing with
things.
Get out of here, bro.
We're all dealing with things.

(09:39):
Everybody's dealing with shitand our livelihoods fucking
revolve around you dealing withshit and our, our livelihoods
fucking revolve around.
Where are you gonna go, aaron?
I'm just dealing with a lotright now.
Oh, shut up, bro, where are yougoing?
We all, uh, care a lot aboutI've got a conspiracy about
aaron rogers that he's such ananti-vaxxer that he was willing
to put his legacy on the lineand go to the jets which are

(10:00):
owned by the guy that's thejohnson brother the johnson and
johnson.
So he's such an anti-vaxxer thathe went to the organization
that's owned by the guy that'sthe Johnson brother, the Johnson
and Johnson.
So he's such an anti-vaxxerthat he went to the organization
that's owned by a vaccinecompany and tanked the
organization.
I think that that's how much Ithink that he's an anti-vaxxer.

HUNTER (10:15):
Now, could it just be that he's a little ass and his
Achilles was hurt?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
I think he cares about his football career a
little more.
Yeah, dude, people don't givehim enough credit because A
we've seen how tough it is tocome back from Achilles.
B he was a two-time MVP or he'sa four-time MVP overall, but he
won two MVPs back-to-backbefore he toured the Achilles
Like dude that's absurd.

HUNTER (10:35):
He's a baller.
Yeah, dude, he did that in hislate 30s, big Rodgers guy yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Now I have to buy a new jersey.
I had just got a Packers-Rogersjersey when he left there, and
then I got the Jets one.
Now I guess I'm going to haveto get a Steelers one.
Dude, I'm a big Steelers fanjust because, well, I'm a
Bengals fan.
But I've always liked theSteelers because one of the
first NFL games I'd ever went towas Packers-Steelers in Lambeau
.
This was like four or fiveyears ago.

(10:59):
Oh yeah, I remember you had bigcheese on your head, yeah and
uh, that was just such afootball rivalry like steelers,
packers, it was rod it wasrogers versus roethlisberger.

HUNTER (11:11):
It was such a good atmosphere.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, it was a 425 or a 325 afternoon game in green
bay and there was like a hazeover the stadium.
We tailgated with the locals,dude it was.
It was cool and that always.
And watching the steelers walkout, I just remember them
getting booed in Lambeau and Ialways liked the bad guys.
I was like man, they're cooland I like Tomlin too.
He seems like a good guy.
Yeah, he is.
Let's jump off to sports.

(11:32):
Yeah, I'm over sports.
We can get back to it.
I'm over sports.
The Pope's dead.

HUNTER (11:38):
Oh my God.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Isn.
Any of that works.
I thought that I mean dude.
Up until we were talkingearlier, I thought that the Pope
was like part of the royalfamily.
I thought I mean dude, thatshows how out of the loop I am.
I thought that the Pope waslike part of this bloodline and
they're like all brothers orsomething.
I don't think they're allbrothers.

HUNTER (11:56):
Is that the?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
stupidest thing ever to think.
I think they call it theconclave.

HUNTER (12:00):
I think I was thinking of like the royal family.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
I'm just thinking that the Pope's like are having
babies.
Do they even have kids?
Can they have sex?
Can the Pope have sex?
I think that he, I think.
Francis did with kids, but Idon't know if the didn't he.
I don't know.
I'm speaking out of turnbecause I really don't know, but
I do know.

HUNTER (12:15):
Is that true?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
or no?
Is that a rumor?
I think they can.

HUNTER (12:18):
yeah, I don't know who I heard that from.
I heard that from one of mybuddies.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
I don't know.
He had a kid, I don't know.

HUNTER (12:29):
Obviously the stereotype .
The money line on that might be.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, the stereotype of all the.

HUNTER (12:32):
Catholic priests.
I wouldn't Google that either.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
No, I'm not Googling that Pope with.
I think they call them theconclave of cardinals, and the
cardinals are, like the, not thecongregation of the church, but
they're a handful of priests.

HUNTER (12:48):
Like elders.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, like elders, they're like deacons of the
church, basically.

HUNTER (12:52):
Yeah, maybe they'll get a good one.
I could be wrong, but I know Iwas reading the other day that
they pick, I guess a few guys.
They're already on it.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yes, typically the Pope.
Surely they already thoughtabout this.
Well, no, it's happened for 800years.
Whenever a Pope dies, anotherone's elected within two to
three weeks after the funeral.
So it's coming oh, it's verysoon, and what happens is
they'll put up a couple of themand then they'll elect them.
Okay, I've got a crazy takehere, two-thirds have to.
Aaron Rodgers to the Pope.
Shit.
Aaron Rodgers signs with theBro.

(13:20):
That would be like I don'tthink he's religious.
I don't know.
Dude, I need a beer.

HUNTER (13:30):
For the right amount of money?
I think he would.
I've watched about every singleelecting a pope movie or show
that they've had.
Oh, so you know something aboutit.
I mean, I'm not Catholic, I'vejust watched those shows.
I mean it's pretty much likethey have to have a majority
voter.
They have to get to a certainnumber there.
Like to be able to.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
you know the only thing I know about Catholics is
they can like cuss and repent.
Right Like you can repent, wecan all repent.
Yeah, but they got to go talkto a guy, don't they?
That's what they believe, yeah,yeah, they got to go.
There's like a guy for that intown that they got to go tell.
Imagine being that guy.
I got a guy.

(14:19):
Just, and it's like he's justsitting there talking to his
wife you won't believe it.
Suzy came in and she's screwingtommy and I can't tell anybody,
dude being the guy that justhas to know all the local drama
in that little hut.
It's like they don't realize.
I can see right through thatlittle window and see who they
are.
Dude, I wonder how, um, Iwonder the pressure of that,
because they're they're humanstoo, so you know they want to
tell when they hear some, somespicy shit.
God, when I hear something Ijust want.
I almost just got to callsomebody and get it out.
I love telling people bad news.
Oh, I do too.
Dude, remember the other nightwhen that horrible weather was

(14:40):
coming through and I was tellingeveryone there was a tornado on
the ground.

HUNTER (14:43):
It's about to touch down .

Speaker 1 (14:48):
It's about to touch down.
There's.
What is that in that humannature?
You just like to.
It's not just bad news, it'sgossip too.

HUNTER (14:53):
You just want to be the one that knows it's just the
tongue.
It's like the nature of thetongue.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
You just got to watch it because, dude, I want to
spill the beans.
If I had a thing full of beans,I just want to.
I don't know why.
I mean I'm pretty good atkeeping a secret, like anybody
that's ever told me a secretmight say this I'll keep it,
unless I get too much drink inme.
Then I might tell it but I'mpretty good at keeping a secret.
I'd say I'm really good too, Ithink the only I mean I'm really

(15:19):
good at telling a secret, orsorry, keeping a secret, unless
I'm telling, you told onyourself, unless I'm telling
like someone super close to meyeah, you got your bros, you can
call.
Yeah like if I heard a rumor orsomething that we found to be
true.
I know I could tell you becauseI know you wouldn't run out and
be like Hunter told me this.

HUNTER (15:35):
No, and like there's a few people in my life that I can
tell things to.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
There's also things that you can tell and you can't
tell.
There's a fine line.
Like when you hear somethingand you're like, oh, I could
probably like this.
One to the grave would be.
Oh yeah, absolutely Ain't.
No way I can tell that.
Which leads me to the nextthing with the take it to the
grave, would you want to fakeyour own death?
I think about this all the time.

(16:00):
I think you got to be in like apublic position to want to
here's.
You want to know why.
I mean it's your chance.

HUNTER (16:07):
Ask me why.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Why would you?
That's what I was baiting youto do, because, dude, think
about like all the good things,like that people say, once you
die, like you could be like theworst person ever, and then when
you die, they like put in theobituary.
He was a great man.
He loved his family, never evensaw his kid and, they'll say,
loved his daughter, was therefor everybody, was a great man

(16:29):
in the community.
I want to hear those thingsLike why you got to be dead, and
like floating around to see allthese things and like, damn,
it's like I didn't know.
They felt like that, yeah.
So what I would want to do is Iwould fake my own death and I
would just kind of stay in theshadows and I would just see I
don't want to see people hurt.
That would suck, I wouldalmost't want to do it for a

(16:51):
long time.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm thinking like a Jesus timeperiod, like three days.
Jesus, I'm thinking three days,three days, and then everybody
gets up.
As soon as everybody getstogether and they tell all the
good things about me, then I'lljust pop in and be like I'm
actually here, I just wanted tomake sure.
Aren't y'all love so much andmiss so much is actually not

(17:15):
dead, or I just pop out of thecoffin.

HUNTER (17:17):
There's a Curb your Enthusiasm episode where the
dude has a funeral, a livingfuneral, so he can see what
people would say about him.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
He would actually come to the funeral.
I need to watch that dude.
That's exactly what I want todo, yeah, but then everyone's
going to think you're a terribleperson for doing that.
I know the rest of your life.
Now you're like, oh, that guy,I'll have to do it again.
If you died again they'd belike this motherfucker.

HUNTER (17:41):
It's like the boy who cried wolf.
I bet I have an open casket.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
They're poking me.
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
I don't know that he's dead.
Let me make sure, Dude, I don'tknow.
It's like it might be the bestthing for me being a musician
All my streams and shit wouldpop off.
It's like that girl thatdisappeared.
You know I'll be like that'shorrible to think about Was she
a musician.

HUNTER (17:59):
No, no, no, she was a vlogger.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Oh, and her shit popped off.
Rest in peace.
Yeah, her boyfriend killed herout in the out west and I
remember of her vlog before hemurdered her, and her video on
YouTube got millions andmillions of views after she
passed because that was her.

HUNTER (18:15):
Thing.
So that's kind of what I'mgetting at If you pass then, and
then my shit blows up and thenI come back and I can collect
that money.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, because you're back, Because I'm back, what's
up everybody?
I'm back.
I was just messing with y'all.
I was just playing, Wasn't thatfunny?
Everybody's boo-hoo crying.
I'm just like, wasn't that sofunny?
Ain't I so silly?

HUNTER (18:39):
Oh my God dude, I was just thinking about that.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Honestly, I can see you doing it.
Of anybody, I would do it, butI would have to let some people
know Like I couldn't stand tosee some people hurt.
But then it'd.
Parents are like giggling at myfuneral.
Yeah, there ain't no way.
Dude Ginger couldn't hold it in, no, and she's over there just
telling my mom will tell some,she'll tell, she would tell
everybody.
I think he's actually not dead,he's just playing a game with

(19:02):
everybody.
I could see her just at thefuneral, just people crying.
Hey, quit crying.
He's actually not dead, he'sactually alive.
He's so funny.
Look, you see him.
I got to peep my head back.
God, I'm on stomp.
I had a WWE entrance plan.

HUNTER (19:21):
Undertaker , I was going to come in.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Ride in on a Harley.
Oh my Dude, that is so funny.
I'm out on the faking the deaththing, Unless you wanted to
like completely start over yeah,like Machiavellian, like no, I
don't want to.
I don't want like a fresh start.
I want to keep.
I love the life that I've got.
Oh yeah, dude, I don't want toleave it.
That's why I would fake it.
You know what I mean?

(19:44):
Yeah, but it would ruin thelife you have.
No one would think the same.
Has anybody ever tried this?
no, they probably tried it on,but yeah, everyone thought that
katie perry was gonna fake herdeath.
Uh, going to space a week ortwo ago, oh, that's crazy.
The whole time she was lookingat the camera, oh, she didn't
even look outside, yeah shedidn't even look outside and see
outer space.

(20:05):
She's like, look, I'm in outerspace and there's a it's on me,
the camera's on me like turnaround and like acknowledge that
outer space is there.
But this is coming from a guythat you know.
I'd say these days it's alittle less, but this is coming
from a guy.
At one point that was probablyover the 50 percent, halfway
through the cup, I'd say I wasabout 51 percent of flat earther

(20:26):
.
Yeah, you need to go on that.
That you know there's that, Imean I and that was just like to
get me from 49 to 51 and overthe over the edge was just pure,
just wanting it to be flat.
You know, yeah, it's not flat.
And then it got to a pointwhere I just had to quit looking
up stuff because I was justmaking myself look like an idiot
.
We saw the study that the guy isdoing.
He's bringing all the flatearthers down to Antarctica to

(20:46):
show them.
I guess I don't know thescience behind it, but there's a
billionaire out there that'sbringing a bunch of flat
earthers.
I think the biggest socialmedia influencers that are flat
earthers.
He's bringing them toAntarctica and I guess down
there you can see, a certain way, the sun rises.
Actually, I guess you see thesun the whole time, but there's
a way that you can prove thatthe earth isn't flat in

(21:06):
Antarctica when you're on theSouth Pole.
I hadn't seen that.

HUNTER (21:10):
You need to look it up.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
I don't want to sit here and talk, yeah, yeah he's
already brought him down thereand half of them, or three
quarters of them, are like ohshit, it's not flat.
I would go down there.
See, that's how in denial I was.
I'd go down there and be likethat don't mean shit yeah, it's
flat stupid.

HUNTER (21:22):
Yeah, that documentary where they have a bunch of the
influencers on there and stuffand like they do all the science
and everything and pretty muchlike there's no way that they
can't deny it.
But then they kind of get tothe point where it's like really

(21:42):
, I just love this community andI can't.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
That would be me, you , community, oh, that's me just
really dude.
Hey, what you're saying is true, but, dude, don't run this.
For me, life is great being aflat earther.
I love these guys.
I love these guys.
How in the hell could I quit onmy team?
That makes me a quitter.
Oh yeah, there's nothing wrongwith being wrong, but I don't
like to be dude.
People swear that there's somesecret society in antarctica

(22:08):
that, oh, dude, I've been downevery single rabbit hole like
there's yeah, I've been down therabbit hole that they believe
that there's more land beyondAntarctica.
So like we live in this smallencapsulated place and they're
saying that there's just likethis is an ice wall and there's
like tons of other countriesover here, like the map extends,
like the map extends.
It's like Skyrim out there,like there's just it's just

(22:29):
forever ending and there'speople that believe that.
And out there, like there'sjust it's just forever ending
and there's people that believethat.
And I will say there's a pointin time where I'm like it's
interesting.
Yeah, it is, it's fun.

HUNTER (22:37):
I mean how?

Speaker 1 (22:37):
can you say it's not till you see it, though?
That's my thing with it allEvery single day.
When I walk out on this earth,it's other than hills and
mountains From my point of view.
Behind my lenses is flat.
Argue me that Astronomy, I mean.
We've sent so many things intoorbit.

(22:58):
Now.
Have you been into orbit, Dude?
My dad has been.

HUNTER (23:01):
It's such a low IQ argument my entire life to me,
then he's been working for NASAand oh damn stuff up in space
and be like what have you beendoing for 10 hours a?
Day he's just been at the barhanging with the boys and be
like what have you been doingfor an hour a day?

Speaker 1 (23:11):
He's just been at the bar hanging with the boys.
All the NASA scientists, justreally.
They just go in there and theyclock in.
They just got a pub in thereand they sports, gamble and
shoot pool.
What a job.
Sign me up, nasa, please hireme.
I want to gamble with the boysand act like I'm a scientist.
My cousin's a rocket scientisttoo.
One thing that he will say ishe didn't work for NASA.

(23:32):
So he can't say is like he'slike I mean, there could be a
chance we didn't go to the moon.

HUNTER (23:40):
I think that they definitely did.
I think the CIA definitely hada plan where, if it blew up and
it didn't work, to where theywould still be like yo, we got
the footage of like we did it.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
It was an arms race.
I mean, dude, they there'sdefinitely some propaganda in
there yeah, oh yeah, I mean,they might have went.
they may not have recorded themgoing, but they might have went
all the nasa computers back thenall the nasa computers combined
in one comes to like one in onethousandth of what a phone can
do.
Yeah, oh yeah.
And my favorite thing is whichy'all this could probably be
debunked is when richard nixon'stalking on a landline.

(24:11):
Like they ran a string all theway up there.
Like the rocket just takes offand it's just got like a coil of
string.
Just pull it.
What did it get up to the moon?
They just pulled it back.
I don't think that's how thelandline works, is it?
That guy has to go through aline landline.
It doesn't go to a satellite.
This is above my pay grade here.

HUNTER (24:29):
This is above my pay grade too.
I'm gonna look my pay grade too.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
I'm going to look like an idiot talking about this
.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
It probably just goes to the same thing like a
serious radio transmitter.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
We were born into the home phone.
But the detached home phoneRemember.
Yeah, it seems like when wewere kids, though didn't it
mainly have the string one, butI guess it was the detached.
Yeah, I was born in 96.
You had the attached landline,but then after you remember when

(24:56):
you'd be calling, like yourgirlfriend in like fifth grade,
oh yeah, I had an older brother,god Wesley.
I'd be in there just liketalking like oh yeah, you got
McDonald's, how many chickennuggets did you get?
Just talking to my littlegirlfriend about whatever kids
talk about.
I got a toy, I got a Happy Meal, I'll come out there.
What's the but?
Oh shit, what'd you ask herabout?
Chicken nuggets?
Loser, gay, gay.

(25:18):
He'd be upstairs listening.
You could hear him like, youcould hear like, yeah, and then
I'd always be superstitious orI'd be scared and I like I, or
I'd be scared and I likewouldn't talk about things with
her.
Yeah, those were the days,though.
You remember that rush whenyou'd have to make that phone
call my God, talking aboutsports gambling, giving you a

(25:39):
rush when you was like in fifthgrade and you had to make that
phone call and talk to the dad.
Oh, I agree.
And the dad be like hello, whois this?
She be I'm calling to talk to.
May I speak?
Please?
Speak with your daughter please.
I want to talk to her aboutchicken nuggets.
God, that was a crazy rush.
And then she gets on there andyou don't even know what to say,

(26:01):
because you spent all day withher in class.
Yeah, and you didn't even talkto her then because you were
scared of her in person.
That was me.
Pass him in the hall and belike Side hug.
Oh sorry, pass him in the hallbe like hey, side hug.
Yeah, oh, sorry, I didn't seeyou.
Clearly saw you.
Yeah, side hug.
Oh my god, just barely stick itout and just yank it back.

HUNTER (26:19):
God, what a rush, huh when did you get your first cell
phone?

Speaker 1 (26:22):
fourth grade, actually fourth grade, yeah damn
, no way.
Well, that variety, yeah thatis early.
I got mine in like the eighthgrade verizon was doing a thing
where if you bought a new phone,so so my mom bought a new phone
they give you two lines and aphone for free.
Oh, okay.
So we had these like bottom ofthe barrel flip phones, and I'm
pretty sure we were limited onlike I mean, there was only so

(26:44):
many contacts I could even haveback then because none of the
kids had phones no, and so acell phone Probably just your
family Really just family, yeah.

HUNTER (26:50):
And so a cell phone.
So I mean your family's reallyjust family, yeah.
And then parents, yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Some of the kids got cell phones and I would, you
know, we would text back andforth, probably gibberish.
You know cause you had to hitthe buttons, so like when you
had to type, you had to like.
If you want to say hey, you hadto like four, three times, yeah

(27:14):
, yeah.

HUNTER (27:14):
What is T9 word?
T9 word, I think, was like oneof the languages of the typing
like that.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
It's like an hour to type a sentence.

HUNTER (27:18):
Oh, yeah, yeah, and then you mess we were good at it
though, dude yeah you look backand you messed up like the first
word.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
You couldn't like go back, you had to delete the
whole thing.
Yeah, oh yeah, dude, I'll neverforget my first cell phone was
a razor.
Remember the razors?

HUNTER (27:30):
Oh yeah, those were pimping.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
But you had to have AT&T because Verizon didn't have
them, which was bullshit.
My mom and dad had gotten me arazor, and I'm talking first
week.
I got it.
I left it in my pocket, put itin the laundry, got washed,
ruined it and my mom oh my God,my mom was like you're not
getting another phone that's it,Dude.
I was like you're not gettinganother phone, that's it, dude.
I went like four weeks withouta phone and I thought my life

(27:53):
was over because my girlfriend.

HUNTER (27:54):
You couldn't even do that these days.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
No, no, no.
I went four weeks without oneand all my friends had it at
that point and I remember my momwas like you're going to pay
for that, or I'm going to giveyou a Nokia.
Do you rock the Nokia?
Rock the Nokia for Most peoplewhen they were freshmen in high
school.
Now you have the new iPhone oryou have whatever.

HUNTER (28:12):
I was using a Nokia.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
The Nokia was like remember how little those Nokias
were.
I couldn't even fit it in myhands.
Dude and God forbid you text onit bro.

HUNTER (28:21):
That's the one that didn't flip.
No, it didn't flip, and all ithad was snake on it.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah, the screen was the size of like a charger block
now, like that little square.
I don't even know how we usedthose dude.
The coolest one was the.

HUNTER (28:35):
Bro, people used to send you pictures to those phones.
Oh, what is that?
What is that?
Is that an alligator?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
No, that's me getting ready this morning.
That's my outfit.
I'm coming over.
Oh, is that an alligator eatinga chicken?
You remember the?
What are those phones?
The cool ones?
Oh, the sidekick.

HUNTER (28:51):
Oh God, the sidekick that would go up and sideways.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Somebody had one of those man, I had one, did you.
You was a cool kid man.

HUNTER (28:57):
I remember the selling point was like you can get on
the internet, you can't get onthe internet.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
You can get on the internet and also you're going
to get all the chicks, bro.
Yeah, I mean, if you got thesidekick brother, Let me touch
it.
Okay, it's crazy.
It would do like a 360 backflipcoming up it was like sorcery.
Do you remember I guess it wasprobably seventh or eighth grade

(29:22):
for us when the iPod Nano andthe iPod Touch came out.

HUNTER (29:23):
I remember that.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Because the iPod Touch was right before the
original iPhone.
I think I think we were in theseventh or eighth grade when
that happened.
I can't remember why, but Inever had one.
I can't remember why, but Inever had one.
I didn't either, but I remembersomeone at school had one, and
that was the first time that youcould like.
I don't know if Snapchat wasout just yet, but it was close.
Are you talking about the iPodTouch?

HUNTER (29:40):
Oh, I did have one of those.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
It wasn't the original iPhone yet, but it was
iPod Touch and I can't remember.
I don't think we did Snapchaton there, but I remember you
could take pictures on it.
I remember we were in likeeighth grade math and someone
had a tit pic.
There was some girl in there onthis iPod touch, bro, and
there's eight boys at thesigning table and all of us are

(30:04):
like looking over at this littleiPod touch.
I'm shitting you.
Not.
Every one of us are just likeeyes this big, looking at it and
looking back, thinking abouthow far iPhones have come.
Dude, dude.
That ipod touch was probablythe size of like a little nokia.
It was probably two or threeinches by four inches.
Like dude, there's no way youcould really see anything and
the quality was terrible.
Every like teenage boys firstsearch, yeah, naked boobs.

(30:29):
Naked boobs that's ever 100,that is don't give a 12-year-old
Google, first thing they'researching is naked boobs, boobs,
naked boobs.
They'll search boobs first.
It won't work for them.
Then they'll search naked boobs, oh yeah, then they'll have a
parental block or something.
Hopefully, god, dude, thosewere the days, man, we didn't
even realize we were living backthen.

(30:50):
No days, man, we didn't evenrealize we were living back then
.
No, every single thing was new.
It was, you know, that's thething about getting older.
It feels like I mean, just like, if you don't have, how much
new stuff can you do?
And it's like, once you dosomething a few times, it gets
old and you don't get that samehit.
You know like.
But when you were a kid, dude,everything was new.
We grew up in a family Going tothe grocery store.
I remember going to Walmart waslike a big deal.
Yeah, I used to love it.

(31:12):
I would just grab all the toysand my mom wouldn't buy none.
I'd cry, dude.
I remember that dude, thinkabout it like this, though we
grew up in such a.
We grew up in a fantastic time,like there's probably not a
better time to grow up in thehistory of the world, because
every year, something brand newin technology would come out and
we would get to be the firstones to use it as like a 12 or

(31:33):
13 year old.

HUNTER (31:33):
Think about our parents, think about 80s or 90s, and now
the things that came out then,are using us.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
I feel like yeah, yeah, but it's just like if you
grew up in the 70s, 80s or 90swhich I guess I'm speaking for
my parents and other people, wedidn't experience it but like
how far technology come in those30 years versus what it did in
the 10 years that we weregrowing up.

HUNTER (31:52):
It's crazy.
I think that like 2012, and I'msure it's been more now, but
since ai and everything but 2012was the first year that like
there had been more like techdevelopments in that one year
than at all of history all thetime.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah, it makes sense.
Yeah, good, and we grew up Imean, 2012 is the year they said
it all ended.
Yeah, yeah, that that's right,I was 16.

HUNTER (32:13):
I was a 16-year-old, everything's felt so damn weird
since 2012.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
I don't know, 2016 was a good year, but other than
that, everything's been weird.
I don't know.
Dude, Dude, I feel like everyyear since 2018 has been great.

HUNTER (32:29):
I've loved.
Every year it's just like weird.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
It's like everything's like the WWE now.
Yeah, like it's almost likeeverything's just written, it's
all.
Yeah, like it's like theworld's a stage now.
It's like if you go back andwatch Trump on WWE, he's just
like the king of, like you know,the selling and the acting, the
show, yeah, and that's it'slike he's so good.
I mean, granted, he may not beplaying a character, but if he

(32:52):
was right now my God he's doinggood.
He's the best actor in the world, Dude.
He's so good he can sellanything, he can sell it.
He can stir the pot he can.
If you think about, I guess,the conspiracy theory of the
deep state right, it's like thedeep state controls everything
and they're just pulling thestrings of every puppet.
There's really no left andright.

(33:13):
No, therefore they're bothbought and paid for by the same
people.
Yeah, the deep state loves, Iwould think.

HUNTER (33:20):
They love division.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
They love it that we're all divided.
Half the country hates eachother, so you think that they
care that Trump's in right now.

HUNTER (33:26):
They love it no they love it.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah, dude, they want him in, and dude, they want him
in, and dude.
How funny would it be, though,if somehow we could figure out
if a glimpse into the deep statewould just be let loose, and
then the country could see like,oh fuck, this is all one big
theater play that we're allwatching unfold in our federal
government.
It would be hilarious.
Then everyone maybe would cometogether.
I don't know.
Yeah, they're never going tolet it happen.

HUNTER (33:49):
And I think that people don't want or if it did happen,
people wouldn't believe it.
People wouldn't believe it.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yeah, they're so comfortable where they're at,
they'd be in denial.
And it's like I mean, back inthe 1800s and the early 1900s,
people would risk their life forsomething they believed in.
But, like dude, now we've gotair conditioning, we've got fast
food, we've got all thesethings that are so convenient.
It's like why would nobody'sjust like?
I will die for this causethey're like oh hell, no, I got
it good at the house.

(34:14):
I'm chilling.
I got a Netflix show I'mwatching.
You know that new season justdropped.
Like I got work tomorrow.
Yeah, I got bills.

HUNTER (34:26):
I don't think I'm just going to go.
You know, die for.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Definitely not today.
Yeah, life's too convenient andeasy right.

HUNTER (34:32):
We still got some dogs out there.
We still got some dogs here inAlabama.
I mean, we got some Navy SEALsand stuff.
Oh yeah, One percent, we gotone percenters.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, not to take the military.
Those guys would die for us anyday 99% of them.
Thank God for them, because wewouldn't yeah, I don't know how.
If they sent us to war, we'd belike, oh fuck, I'd ship my beer
on tap.
Do they have an Iraq?
They?

HUNTER (34:58):
ain't got Modelo over there.
I'll tell you that yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Where's the local pub ?
Remember, we were at a weddingin Florida and we met a.

HUNTER (35:05):
Navy SEAL no, no, no, he's a Green Beret, green Beret.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah, badass motherfucker dude.
Green Beret yeah, badassmotherfucker dude.
And he was telling us that hewe were asking him his political
views.
We were all drinking justhanging out.
He just pretty much said hedoesn't have any, but he said a
lot of them in the militarydon't have political views
because you're going to takeorders no matter what.
And now whether my thought waslike I get that though I can see
that and my thought was likewell, I guess, whether you like

(35:29):
truly believe in like the peoplecalling the shots or not, that
would kind of be.
My only thing is like thatwould conflict with what, how
you perform and everything.
So I get, I get what he wassaying and, dude, he was making
great points about how, like,you know what you're signing up
for, so no matter what for thecountry?

HUNTER (35:44):
whoever the country?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
whoever the country elects, and if they say to do it
, you do it willingly, no matterwhat.
I thought that was bad.
We were baiting him too, wewere trying to get him to be
like just tell us that you'rejust so super conservative.
Yeah, dude, he was awesome,though it was great.
It was good to hear hisperspective from a military side
of just yeah, put it inperspective where you're like

(36:05):
damn dude, I get that.
There's no room for opinion inthat situation.

HUNTER (36:09):
No, because our situation like no, because our
opinions don't matter at all.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah, yeah yeah, damn dude, respect bro.
Damn right dude.
That was crazy, what a badassit was a good.
Probably could have just likethroat, punch, kicked and just
killed all of us in like 10seconds.
I bet I don't know he'd be amean son of a bitch what is the
thing that they're?
Doing on the internet right now.
It's like a hundred, a hundredmen versus one gorilla.
Have you seen that?

(36:34):
Who would you take?
A hundred men or?

HUNTER (36:37):
a hundred people.
You can't talk about the, thetwo guys that do the biggest of
the big thing.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
I don't know.
I just seen a couple peoplemaking videos.
It was a hundred people.
So it had to be fair that wesaid we still live in a little
bit of a dei time.
So let's say, 50 women, 50 mencan't just be men.
I feel like that evens theplaying field 100 people versus
one gorilla.
What are you doing?
I'm taking the people 100, butif you said, if you said, if you

(37:03):
said 50, I'm taking the gorilla, really, bro, a silverback they
are, and the big one it's adamn king, king dude.
Those guys.
It's king, it's king dong dude.
Those, those gorillas are theycall them big d dude.
And even you know what's evencrazier is.
I think a grizzly bear wouldtear that gorilla to shreds, and

(37:24):
then bears are crazy thousandpounds.

HUNTER (37:28):
I saw some guys talking about they do like a whole show
based on like animals.
Like you know, I know we've allhad to like the fucked up
conversations of yeah well, whatabout an orca versus a whatever
?

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Love it.

HUNTER (37:40):
But they were talking about how many silverback
gorillas it would take to takedown a polar bear if you were in
a polar bear's environment.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Oh.

HUNTER (37:48):
And I was like well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
That's a good question, because the monkeys,
the gorillas are in a hotenvironment.

HUNTER (37:53):
They'd be cold.
Remember we were in Alaska.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
And I think Bert it was Joseph's host dad was
telling us if it's a brown bear,lay down and play dead.
Yeah, play dead If it's a blackbear fight back.
Hey, bear or no, fight back, butalso you can scare them off
right by being loud yeah but hewas saying it was just like a
common rule of thumb with bearsand it was like brown bear, play
dead.
Black bear, fight back polarbear.

(38:18):
See you, buddy, you're dead,you're dead.
Polar bears are the meanestthings in the world and they're
so hungry all the time.

HUNTER (38:23):
They look so damn cute on a Coca-Cola though.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah, at what point did they make Coca-Cola?
And they're like a polar bearwould be great for this.
I think I'm taking a polar bearversus two gorillas.
Three gorillas, I think.
Have it?
Numbers matter?
Well, three's a party, three'sa party.
I think three gorillas wouldtake down a polar bear, but I
think 2v1, I think the polarbear could take them All.
Right, here we go.
Since we're playing this, whatabout NFL mascots?

(38:48):
If they were the actual thingand they played each other, like
you had the dolphins versus thebears, or you had like the
eagles versus the vikings?
I mean, the bears are probablypretty good.
You had the texans.
Uh, did the texans have guns?
I think they did this onanother podcast yeah, no, I saw
chrysalia do this yeah, I justgot all the different ones.
What the hell's a 49er?

(39:09):
I mean, the chargers are alightning strike.
Oh my god, those things wouldruin everybody.
Yeah, it's true, I didn't thinkabout that.
Um, yeah, that's a tough combo.
Cowboys and texans is like justthe alamo.
Again, that's been done.

HUNTER (39:21):
We've seen the movie on that.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
I mean low key tennessee's probably wrecking
everybody the titans, the gods,oh, you know, the greek gods,
the gods, I mean yeah, yeahwhat's the worst one?
You mean like the seah, thefathers of the gods.
I mean yeah, yeah.
What's the worst one?
You mean like the biggest force, the worst one, the worst one?
Probably the dolphins, thebrowns.
What are the?
The browns are dogs, right?

(39:43):
I don't know, aren't they dogs?

HUNTER (39:47):
I thought it was just a shit or something.
No, you got a, you got a, yougot a browser on that buddy, I
thought it was just like a shit.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
I think the Cleveland Browns are like.
Giants would be tough.
Bengals would be tough Dolphinsprobably the smartest of all
the things out there yeah, butif we're fighting on land,
they're done.
Yeah, but if we're fighting inthe ocean, yeah, that's a
different ballgame.
I don't know what the Brownsare.
I guess it's just a.

(40:15):
I think it's a dog.
You can't let no dog go out andfight there.
A dog's too sweet.
Hold on.
Noah's got the answer for us.
What is it?

HUNTER (40:21):
A Cleveland Brown is a character on Family Guy.
Oh Cleveland, that is so funny.
It's named after their firsthead coach, Paul Brown.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Really.
So we got Paul Brown out there.
He's probably one of the weakerlinks.
I'd take a dog over him, hisold ass.
Yeah, chris D'Elia does a funnyskit on that.
I remember seeing him.
You learn something new everyday.
Huh, I read a quote the otherday.
You want me to read it to you?
Yeah, I want to cheers to it.
All right, read it to you.

(40:54):
Yeah, I want to cheers to it.
All right, drinking beer maynot add years to your life, but
it'll add life to your years.
Damn right, it will.
Isn't that?
Isn't that so moving?
Yeah, I saw that.
I'm like you know what?
I'm gonna crack a cold one,dude.
Yeah, dude, what life are youliving if you're?

HUNTER (41:05):
not having fun, oh god dude.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
I thought that was a great quote.
That is a fantastic.
There's such thing as too many,but yeah, I mean it's, mean
it's.
I mean you have to have a.
There's a line, yeah.
And then you mix it withfootball or golf.
A hot summer day on a boat yeah, those are good reasons A
sunset, a sunrise.

(41:27):
If it's cold outside, it's hot.
You got a lot of shit going on.
You ain't got nothing going on.
A cold beer man, yeah, pairswith everything.

HUNTER (41:41):
Yeah, when's a bad time to drink a beer.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Ah, dude, When's a bad time to have a beer?
Monday morning, I don't know.
But to say that I mean there'sbeen some Mondays where we play
golf and I've drank beer.
Monday morning is a bad time tohave a beer, dude.
I mean like if you're I meanSunday morning is not a great
time, but I mean if you Sunday.

HUNTER (42:05):
Sunday.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Sunday after 12 is good.
Yeah, I don't like drinkingafter church yeah, well, alabama
has a law where you can't sellalcohol before 12 o'clock on
Sunday.
I think that's a great lawbecause, honestly, other than
like when you're going on theboat on Sunday, yeah, but you
can buy it on Saturday, yeah, Idon't know, I'm trying to think
of another bad time to drink abeer, I would say, before school

(42:28):
Late Sunday night and Mondaymorning In an adult's life, in
an adult's life If you work anine to five, you have a normal
job Before work.
Before work's tough, After workthat shit is, yeah, dude,
moderation.
But that's the thing, bro.
It's hard to have moderationwhen it's a good time.
Do we have moderation onfootball Saturdays?

(42:50):
Kids' birthday party at Chuck ECheese.
Is that a weird time.
They don't sell alcohol atChuck E Cheese.
They definitely have beer atChuck E Cheese.
They have beer at Chuck ECheese.
I heard that Really.
Yeah, dude, it's grooming youfor a casino.
Hey, this conversations.

(43:11):
They got beer at the game atthe casino.
Let me tell you the story.
I was at, uh, you know, stevegarrett, our high school
baseball coach.
I was talking to him uh, thisis probably a month or two ago,
and we were talking about he hadhis daughter's birthday party
at chucky cheese and I was likedude, I was like, invite me.
I love playing the chuckycheese games.
He goes.
Well, you can't go without kids.

HUNTER (43:20):
I was like, oh, you're right that would be so weird if
you're just hanging out at ChuckE Cheese.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
No, you cannot just show up at a Chuck E Cheese
without having children with you, well, I will say that that is
a phenomenal rule.
It's a great rule.

HUNTER (43:32):
That is a great rule for Chuck E Cheese, but he said
that and I just laughed.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
I was like, yeah, that makes perfect sense.
That would be weird if you knewthat.
Like, if you're like, oh, yeah,yeah, man, they, I can't
believe they serve alcohol atChuck E Cheese.
Is that a real thing?

HUNTER (43:45):
They do.
I've heard that we used to domixers there in college, so it's
like I knew that you had tohave kids with you.
Unless you rent the whole placeout, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
That makes sense.
Were y'all playing the games?
Oh yeah.

HUNTER (43:57):
That's kind of fun.
Yeah, you'd have to rent thatwas before.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
They were just a button.
You'd have to get the, thewheel would spin and you'd try
to stop it right on the numberof tickets.

HUNTER (44:07):
Screw that game, dude.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
That game was fun, dude.
Even when you would think youwould have it, it'd be off by
one.
Yeah, it'd take over.
You remember the pirate shipgame that had an actual pirate
ship steering wheel.
No God, I felt like I was JackSparrow.
Dude, the ship be leaning thisway.
You'd have to wheel it that way, dude.
Or the machine that you couldshake and the coins.
But there was like a thing onit where you couldn't shake it.

(44:29):
It would alarm, but like youcould always get away with a
little bit.
So you could just like like Iwould just like go up there and
I would just throw a shoulderinto it and just act like I
didn't mean to do it.
Coins going up Hell, yeah, goto the other one over there,
throw a.
I would shoulder into it.
If it went off, I'd just takeoff walking.
Yeah, you're a big kid, youcould do it.
I believe it.
Or if you'd find a machinethat's just like leaking tickets

(44:51):
, you could just like slowlypull them out as long as they
wouldn't break.
Yeah.
Because it was just like theywere, like if something was
loose and you just slowly wouldkeep going, just be looking
around, touch and feel yeah,dude, actually, Um, we cleaned
out my parents' storage unit, uh, two days ago, and I have found
my old Game Boy.
Did you have a Game Boy?
I did, I had all the, all thedifferent ones.

(45:13):
I think, dude, I found a bag ofall my DS.
No, no, no, no, no.

HUNTER (45:18):
I had the Game Boy SP, sp.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Game Boy color.
I found both of them.
I found my DS too.
They were all in a bag and aPSP.
They were all in a bag and aPSP.
Remember PSP?
Oh yeah, that was PlayStation,portable little thing.

HUNTER (45:27):
Oh, dude, it's in my truck.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
I'll show it to you.
I brought the PSP just to showyou, but I found a bag of my old
Pokemon games, like theoriginal Game Boy Color Pokemon
games.
Dude, those brand new, like ifthey were still in the case
before, if you just bought them25 years ago and never opened
them sell for hundreds ofdollars now.
That's crazy.
They're collectibles.
Yeah, same with that's what weneed to do these days is like

(45:49):
just buy things and not openthem.
Oh, I know, dude, the originaliPhone, did you see one went at
auction.
It was for a few thousanddollars, I mean, and there's no
telling.

HUNTER (45:56):
Who would want?

Speaker 1 (45:56):
it, though it's a collectible.

HUNTER (46:02):
On a, you would not open it.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
That is a huge Think about the turn of technology
after the iPhone.
That's crazy, Dude.
It was just like a blink of aneye.
Yeah, now we're on iPhone 17.

HUNTER (46:15):
Dude, I feel like you blink your eye.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
We're just going to have the chips in us.
What iPhone are?

HUNTER (46:19):
we on now.
The damn mark of the beast Isit 17?
16.
How long until?

Speaker 1 (46:23):
your eyeball.
It's connected to your eyeballand you're just like cross-eyed
and you can just see.
You can play games.

HUNTER (46:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
You look at Elon's Neuralink or whatever.
Is he the Antichrist?
No, who's the Antichrist?
Is it Elon?
No, I don't think it's Elon.
I think Elon generally wants tohelp society.
I don't think he's.
It seems like it and dude, onething he wants to do is he wants
to procreate.

HUNTER (46:47):
I was about to say he likes life too much, I think.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Yeah, dude is out there just DMing girls like, hey
, let's make a baby Really.
Yeah, I didn't know thatthere's a girl.
Uh, ashley St, whatever St.

HUNTER (47:04):
Claire, or whatever that he's having bro, I swear to God
, dude.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
She's from Calvert Heights, moved to New York she's
like big and conservative stuffand he found her, had a baby
with her and she's the onethat's like beefing on there
because he only gave her like Xamount of million and she had to
sell her Tesla that he gave herand stuff.
All right, bro, I'm out on ElonMusk now.
If he's talking to a girl fromCalvert Heights, I'm out, dude.
I'm done with him.
I used to love him.
I loved him.

HUNTER (47:28):
I loved him up until about five or ten minutes ago,
I'm out.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
If you're Elon Musk dude, you're the richest man on
this planet, calvert Heights,and you got a girl from Calvert
Heights, buddy.
You are up the wrong tree, God.
She could look like SidneySweeney if she's from Calvert.

HUNTER (47:47):
Heights.
She don't look like SidneySweeney, but she ain't no damn
Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
She's got some damn Calvert Heights in her.
Pull her up.
Yeah, that's her.
That's the girl from CalvertHeights.
Wow, look up where she's from.
Noah, just look up her name andthen say where she's from she
probably doesn't claim CalvertHeights.
She probably claims.
I owe you 20 bucks I owe you 20bucks, if I'm wrong.
Well, she probably doesn'tclaim it no that's stupid,

(48:14):
because what do I get?
if I'm right, nothing.
But if you're out in LA andobviously it's a little
different because Muscle Trollsis to someone that's from
California or from New York orfrom anywhere in the country
that doesn't know anything aboutAlabama, you're going to say
Huntsville or Birmingham, right?
Yeah, for sure, we're fromMuscle Shoals, florence.

HUNTER (48:37):
but to make it easy on people.
Have you ever heard ofBirmingham or Huntsville?

Speaker 1 (48:40):
I feel like if she's doing she's not going to claim
Calvert Heights, she's going toclaim Birmingham or Huntsville,
or maybe even I think it's inher bio Memphis, I don't know.
On X, I'm pretty sure it saysout like Calvert Heights.
Good for her.
She fucked Elon.
Yeah, I had a baby with him.
No way.

HUNTER (48:57):
Okay, it does not say on her thing how many babies does
he have A bunch Like 10,?

Speaker 1 (49:01):
I think he's got that one.
That's trans too Woof, yeah,hey, you can't go 10 for 10.
10 for 10 is on a hell of abatting average.
You can't you.
Sometimes you just gotta youknow.
Yeah, I feel like it's notYou're right, I know I'm right.
I just wanted you to prove meright.
I don't have to see it.

(49:21):
It's crazy, though, like howlong is it going to be until you
got the bot like the one, notlike the Megan Fox one that's
weird, because she was Megan Foxand a bot in the movie.
Like, have one living in yourhouse?
I think we're further offanything from that.
The thing about technology, too, is if they can make a buck off
of it, they're going to do itLike there's not much technology

(49:42):
that's hidden.
No, no, no, we're a long wayfrom that because of how
expensive they would be for theaverage American.
That's just not even.
Maybe uber rich people couldhave a robot that would be like
a house maid or like a butler orwhatever, but not for normal
people.
I would say 10 years isn'tcrazy.
Yeah, that's wild, bro.
Think about how expensive thatwould be.

(50:02):
Oh yeah, st Clair, my fault.

HUNTER (50:06):
I was probably saying yeah, that was her to the wrong
person earlier that was apicture of her, but then St
Clair is evidently a porn star.
That's why I was like what thefuck?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
geez she's next don't give Elon any ideas oh, I'm
sure she's from Florida, dude, aFlorida woman.
Clear water, dirty.
What dude?
Am I stupid?
What would be the math on that?
An hour and 20 minutes would bewhat?
100 hour and 20 minutes wouldbe 80 minutes.

(50:38):
Damn dude, why did they do that?
Why did they do like, that'slike the?
Uh, it's like why do we do theinches versus centimeters?
Like just anti-British, yeah?
And then we're just like we'regoing to do something completely
different.
We're going to do gallons,we're going to do quarts, we're
going to do inches, we're goingto do miles.

(50:59):
Dude, the other system makes somuch sense.

HUNTER (51:03):
We had two pretty brutal wars with them, so I think they
were just like you know whatFuck them.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
And they're just like we're just going to come up
with the most ass system ever.
It's just going to be completeopposite.
Nothing's going to line up,it's going to be a bunch of
decimals.
That's before calculators youdon't talk about damn, you're
doing that long paper division.
You're like, oh Dude, herecomes another decimal, it's a
never-ending.
That's when they came up.
I bet you that's when they cameup with never-ending decimals.

(51:28):
You know how we learned aboutwhat is that called the
never-ending numbers, repeatingdecimal.
That's when they came up withthem is when they were having to
transfer United States inchesinto centimeters.
That's the first time they eversaw just a never-ending decimal
.
No, it was way before that.
I don't know.
I can promise you it was.
You mean Pythagoras and allthem was dealing with that.

(51:52):
Well, pi was probably figuredout way before the metric and
the standard system.
Oh yeah, they've been making pifor a long time.
Shit, they've been making pisince shit, dude.
Do you remember Pi Day at school?
Yeah, and we'd have pizza.
Yes.
Do you remember pie day atschool?
Yeah, and we'd have pizza?
Yes, but it was March 14th,3.14.
I used to know, like a lot ofit, 3.1415926, something I ain't

(52:16):
even going to make myself lookstupid, I know it.
I'm just.
I know I don't know it, but Imean you know A squared plus B
squared equals C squared.
Do you know the pie number?
I Plus B squared equals Csquared.
Do you know the pi number?
I know 3.14.
I don't know it.
I don't know it.

HUNTER (52:28):
No, it's 3.14159.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Is it?
I don't know anything past that.
2.65.
That's really good, I don'tknow, that I'm not sure we need
to bring a Rubik's Cube on hereand let you solve it.
I can derive an equation ify'all want me.
I think I'm into that.

HUNTER (52:43):
I don't know if that's staggering the masses.
Yeah yeah, a lot of peoplearen't worried about Cowboy.
You just go in there and youjust do it wrong and me and Noah
are just like yeah, good job,that seems right.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
I could write anything and y'all would be like
yeah, Hell yeah.
Is that a penis?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How did we derive to that?
That's funny.
Did we find out where St Clairwas from?

HUNTER (53:06):
Is that Alabama?
No, it says Florida.
And then you're raised inColorado, she's gotten way too
much attention.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
We're done with her.
I just wanted to prove that Iwas right.

HUNTER (53:13):
You were right.
No, you're right Just give methat.
Thank you, thank you, man.
It didn't say that she neverlived in Alabama.
It said born in Florida.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Nice.
My buddy's down there and Ijust had another buddy move down
there to Tampa.
Got a free place to stay.

HUNTER (53:27):
Dude Florida's a fucking .

Speaker 1 (53:29):
That is the wild, wild west.

HUNTER (53:31):
They got alligators.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
They got Dude.
It is kind of crazy Dude.
Just Google Florida man today.
Let me read off what Floridaman is today.
You want to see it?
I bet it's funny have you everdone that?

HUNTER (53:44):
Why do they say?

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Florida man.
Every time Dude just Google.
You should Google it every time.

HUNTER (53:47):
Yeah, I remember on my birthday.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Florida man here it is, you ready?
It's like Florida man murdershis family.
Okay, three days ago, floridaman called on camera pinning
down an 11-year-old girl hethought was egging his home.
All right, god.

HUNTER (54:01):
Is he getting in?

Speaker 1 (54:02):
trouble for that?
Surely right.
Yeah, did she egg his house,though?
I don't know.
But, dude, you can read theseeight hours ago florida man
offers alcoholic drink to deputyduring the vehicle chase
florida man arrested for poopingon a possum in public there it
is.
Yeah, what did the possum call?
That's a winner.
That's a winner.

(54:22):
The possum calls like it'sgetting shitty over here.

HUNTER (54:25):
Dude, I'm telling you, bro, florida is a wild place
it's so much kind of nasty,though they're probably like
he's gross.
Possum was like hell.
Yeah, florida woman calls 9-1-1over somebody's stealing her
weed, oh god that's prettynormal, though.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Stealing wheat, calling the cops though, I don't
know.
It depends if it's in a legalstate or not.

HUNTER (54:44):
I guess it is what it's like it it's pretty, it's like
medical, medically legal.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
They're selling that Delta, whatever derivative Delta
, nine, delta, nine.
Yeah, they got flour in all theIndian gas stations here.
I don't know how they get awaywith it.
That's gotta be just weed theydidn't get away with it.
Every gas station here gotbusted, except for two or three,
well, not the Sunoco that's gotthe Casa behind it, because I
went in there last night andthey got weed in there.
It's crazy.
Let them know.

(55:09):
The Sonico off of Woodward,right by the Casa, has weed in
it Marijuana, and it's probablygood shit.
It looks like it.
I'm sure it is.
Yeah, they had that shop blowup over here too.
They had all the weed, vapesand stuff they're selling the
kids.
That was my parents' warehouseWith the fentanyl in it what

(55:30):
Still Not.
that blew up.
No, no, no, that was theirwarehouse five or six years ago.
Oh, and then they got it after.
Yeah, they haven't been in itsince then, but like dude,
that's crazy.
I used to work there every day.
I mean, I guess they're goingto get in trouble.

(55:50):
Apparently that's where theyIt'll be.
Like everything else, nothinghappens.
So there's a conspiracy to itthat all those gas station
owners that got in trouble forselling all the weed pens and I
guess they were selling whippetstoo, but apparently that was
their warehouse where theystashed a lot of their drugs
they were selling Viagra to kidstoo.
Yeah, they were they where theystashed a lot of their drugs.
They were selling Viagra to kidstoo.
Yeah, they were.
They were selling legit Viagra.
There were 16-year-olds buyingit, bro.
Why are all these kids justbricked up walking around, Dude,

(56:12):
that's so terrible.

HUNTER (56:13):
Why does a 16-year-old need to go?

Speaker 1 (56:15):
If you're 16 and you need Viagra.
Bro, you got some issues.
You got a long life aheadra.

HUNTER (56:26):
For the rest, of your life At 16,.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
The wind's just got to blow the wrong way and you
just damn near need to just jamthat thing between a door.
Yeah, god, something like that,something like that.
God, those were the days.
Oh, yeah, I'm ready to do ourscratch off.
Yeah, you going to go ahead anddo it?
Yeah, I got one thing to say,though Another week has anything

(56:49):
changed from a week ago?
Who you would swap lives with?
Anything happen this week?
Who would I swap lives withthis week?
Shador Sanders?
No, you wouldn't.
I would swap lives with him.
Just to feel how stupid itfeels to think you're going
number one with him.
Just to feel how stupid itfeels to think you're going
number one.
Didn't he wear the customGiants cleats or whatever?

(57:09):
I don't know?

HUNTER (57:11):
I don't think he knew.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
He didn't think he was going one, but I think he
thought I wouldn't swap with him.

HUNTER (57:15):
I'm just kidding, I picked the wrong guy.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Maybe that would be the guy I wouldn't swap with.
Actually, I wouldn't swap withShannon Sharp.
Right now he's getting shookdown by an OnlyFans girl that he
Speaking of Viagra.
He's like a.
He always does the commercialsfor him.
I see Hems or something, or Oneof them that he's like it gets

(57:37):
you bricked up.
Dude him and that dude he.

HUNTER (57:39):
It was with an OnlyFans model too, bro.
Come on, have some decency.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Bro, how stupid can you be?
You know bad things are goingto happen when you start
sleeping with these youngOnlyFans girls that are out for
one thing and it's money, likedude Shannon.
Come on, bro, you're a Hall ofFamer Dude.
She's going to get paid too,she sure is.
He offered $10 million insettlement and she said no, and
she's going to take him to trialover.
She wants $50 million.
Did you see the Shane Gillis?

(58:02):
I don't know anything about it.
He was like, but the only thingI can gather is I saw the video
of Shannon Sharp and he's likethey're going to release a
30-second tape.

HUNTER (58:11):
Release the 10-minute version.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
He's just letting everybody know that I last
longer I didn't bust in 30seconds.
Pretty much is what he's saying.
Hey, I went 10 minutes, y'allreleased the whole thing.
Well, dude, everybody thinksShannon, thinks shannon sharp's
gay antonio brown tweets that heloves.

HUNTER (58:27):
Is he just doing?

Speaker 1 (58:27):
this.
Is he just doing this to provethat he's not gay?
what a horrible way 50 milliondollars where he leaked or
accidentally went instagram liveand he was fucking that girl
just to prove that he's not gayor just to show that he does
sleep with women and not men.
What a brutal time we live in,dude, shea, shea.
It feels like everything's just.
It's like everybody just doeseverything for clicks.

(58:48):
It feels like I wouldn't besurprised if this lawsuit's not
even real and they just wantedto get a bunch of clicks off of
it.
No, that's not true.
He's going to lose his job.

HUNTER (58:56):
I bet you that girl's OnlyFans is booming.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Oh no, she's doing it for it, but for him.

HUNTER (59:08):
He's been at ESPN for six months and now two big
things have dropped about him.
What a way to promote yourOnlyFans.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Yeah, it's brutal.
That is actually brutal wedon't have to end after this.
I'm just dude.
I'm itching.
You're itching to gamble, I'mitching to gamble.
Which one do you want?
I don't know.

HUNTER (59:23):
These are $10 lottery tickets let's look at the
numbers.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
You pick a number, so seven.
Well, just say even or odd, odd, here you go you got, was it a
seven, number nine shit, I gotten.
Dude.
If we win $300,000, I will.
Oh my god, dude.
This will be the last episodeof the podcast ever I'm gonna be
.
I'm gonna be on an island.

(59:46):
First episode's.
The last episode of the podcastever I'm going to be on an
island.
First episode is the last one.
Yeah, I don't know, maybe mynumber is bigger than 300K.
First number is 19.
I'm going to use this beer tapto scratch this off.
It's good luck, right, thiswill work.
Number 48.

HUNTER (01:00:04):
Best thing to do is just scratch it all the way and then
damn, I'm going gonna have tovacuum now because there's just
these things get shit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
I've been a degenerate and drank at the gas
station in tennessee and didthis here.
This works way better really.
I'm serious.
Use it from the side.
Beer top, yeah.
Beer tap.
The tab oh my god, it'sfantastic.
Huh, you just went to the stateline and drank beer and played
scratch offs.
Uh, we used to do it in highschool.
That does sound like a fun time, actually.
Well, when you're a kid and youthink not when you're a kid we

(01:00:32):
were 18 at the time when youcould finally buy lottery
tickets Still a kid I was goingto be rich.
Dude, if I hit this.
100k, it's going to be crazy.
Or 300K, dude, this actuallyworks way better than a key it
does.
Is that what they do, beercompanies?
They know that they want you togamble and do scratch-offs, so
they make these things just sogood.

(01:00:53):
No, that's not at all what theydo, it's just coincidence.
Hey, I got a question.
I think this is a loser, buddy.
I got a question.
If you hit it are, are yougonna split it with me?
Yeah, I'll split it with you.
If you hit yours, you lostalready.
I just want you to split itwith me.

(01:01:14):
That's fair.
We both get 150k.
That'd be fun.
Is yours a loser.
I've got three numbers left,just I'm just checking.
All right, god dude, this shitgets everywhere.
Yeah, it does.

HUNTER (01:01:30):
Ugh.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
All right, my winning number is 19.
Do we have any 19s?
No 19s, a loss brother 48.
Man, what a fucking 48.
What a bummer.
No 48s, that's a loser no 50s,you didn't have one winner.
I didn't have one, I think itwent right at the camera.

HUNTER (01:01:56):
Dude am.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
I illiterate what's going on.
44, don't have one.
There's no way, dude, you don'thave any.
46?
When we go by more, you canjust have them scan.
14, you won.
Yeah, let me see another ticket.

HUNTER (01:02:12):
Jesus Christ, I'm not going to, I'm gonna should I rip
it up or should I go use?

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
it.
I'll go back and get anotherfor the next episode and we can
use that for a free ticket.
Let's go, dude.
I got one more chance at it.
Yeah, let's go, but we'resplitting it, so it's half a
month winning ticket I've gothalf, I'm gonna try to toss it
at it I don't want to throw itbecause I want, but yeah, you
shouldn't throw winners.
I'm gonna go pick that up.
Well, dude, it's been fun.

(01:02:41):
Yeah, it's been fun riffing,talking, bullshitting what you
got later, uh, dinner to go todinner?
Yeah, let's go eat.
We got, let's watch the draftdude.
Nfl draft.
Second, it's been fun riffing,talking, bullshitting what you
got later Dinner.
You want to go to dinner?
Yeah, let's go eat.
Let's watch the draft.
Dude.
Nfl draft Second round'stonight.

HUNTER (01:02:53):
What time does it come on?

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Seven.
I think Maybe my Bengals willdo something.
Good, Joe Burrow, talk the boysinto something.
How?

HUNTER (01:03:05):
many teams did you do each round 32.
Yeah, 32.
Um how many each round?

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
32, yeah, 32 one for the amount of teams, and there's
seven you said it starts atseven.
I think so that that makeslogical sense yep, but every
team doesn't have a pick everyround because there's trades
made.
Um, yeah, sometimes like a teamwill have two picks, yeah, or
sometimes, or you're the Bearsand you have, I think, what the
bears have two top 10 picks lastyear because they took caleb

(01:03:29):
williams and uh, dude fromwashington, a dunes, a oh yeah,
they did didn't they dude.
People don't talk about this.
This is a uh.
It's not even a hot take, it'sa real take.
But people don't talk about howunbelievably loaded the 2020
draft class was.
Was that joe burrow?
Not just joerow, but there werefive quarterbacks.

HUNTER (01:03:47):
That was that class, though.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Five quarterbacks given 200 plus million dollar
extensions.

HUNTER (01:03:52):
Lamar.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
No, lamar was 2018.
It's Joe Burrow, justin Herbert, tua, jalen Hurts, jordan Love
oh my god, all five of those arein that one class.
And then, not to mention youprobably got one of the best
starts in nfl career ever as areceiver jordan jefferson, or
justin jefferson, jordan'sbrother.
He was drafted that year too.
Yeah, he was the 18th or 19thpick, and then what a class dude

(01:04:13):
there's there were eight allpros or eight pro bowlers from
the second round yeah, bro, it'sridiculous.
Yeah, that's a, that's a goodgroup.
Uh, I love, I love seeing thereactions of uh when they draft
like the.
They drafted patrick mahomesand they're like oh my god, this
is why this organization willnever win a super bowl.

(01:04:34):
Or the reactions to the billsfans when they drafted josh
allen and they're in a pub andthey're just like, oh so stupid.
Somebody always hates the pick,no matter what I mean a lot of
times they do pick stupid shit,but yeah, but I like to see the
ones that flop in their face.
I'm not sold on the cam wardguy flopping.
Jesus gay for a day?

(01:04:54):
Huh, all right, let's do it.
I don't want to talk about that, dude, let's end it with it,
let's go.
If you could be gay for a day,what would you do?
I guess the thing is you can,you can be for one day.
But I was telling you earlierwe were joking about this.
I was like dude, what does itchange?
I mean, I'm not fucking a dude.
And if I were gay for a day,what really changes, dude?

(01:05:16):
It's just a matter of who youlike or not.
Yeah, I mean, I wasn't sayingyou had to, I was thinking about
the good things of it.
I don't know, I might befriends with all the hot girls.
Exactly that wouldn't be bad.
The thing you got to do is yougot to be, you got to do the
sleepover with all the girls.
You know they're all doing thebubble bath and shit and they're

(01:05:36):
like that's the gay friend hecan be in here.
That's the straightness wantingto do that.
Friend, he's okay, he can comein here.
Oh, how do I look in this dress?
And then they change it, and sohe's okay.
He doesn't even like this.
Yeah, but that's, that's the.
I don't think the gay guys likelike, that's not you don't have
to actually be gay.
You get to pretend Okay, so youjust get to get the perks of it.

(01:05:58):
You don't have to actually doanything.
I don't know, a few years ago Iwould have been in.
Oh God, you'd be booted now Iknow, dude, but I would have
made my money while I couldduring the other administration.
But yeah, I don't know, youcouldn't get no DEI thing now.
But that's what you do if you'regay, for a day you just got to
be the friend, and I feel likethat's a long game too.

(01:06:18):
A day doesn't like a day's notgoing to do anything for you.
Like the gay friend, he couldbe a slut, like if he was
actually straight and he waslike behind enemy lines.
Like the gay friend could playout like after a long time.
They're like he's gay andthey're like I'm not into him.
And then like they start likeyou're around them all the time,
you're comforting them, andthen like, next thing, you know

(01:06:40):
it's like, by the way, I'm noteven gay and they're like okay,
so that'd be like a two yearplan.
Probably you couldn't.
You couldn't get all that in aday.
No, you couldn't.
Speaking of gay people, though,respect the gay people that
turn gay in a place where gaysare like.

HUNTER (01:06:54):
Alabama.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
That's what I was going to say.
If you're gay in San Francisco,you're a pussy.
If you're gay in Alabama,you're a tough son bitch dude.
I'm telling you right now thatsay shit to you and talk to you
like they do in Alabama.
It's crazy.
If you turn gay in a liberalstate, bro, that's easy.
Bro, you turn gay in Florence,alabama.
Come on, baby, you about to getsome shit somewhere dude or,
even worse, gay in Muscle Shoals, alabama, oh God.

(01:07:16):
Gay in Haleville, alabama, oh.

HUNTER (01:07:18):
God.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
That's way worse.
Halival, Winston County.
Winston County is living in1970.

HUNTER (01:07:28):
They're going to pick you apart.
The free state of Winston,anywhere south of Birmingham,
pretty much.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Yeah, actually, I shouldn't have said Florence.
Florence is pretty liberaloverall.
Yeah, it's very progressive.
Florence is actually a goodplace to be gay.
I heard the other day thatFlorence had Speaking from
experience.

HUNTER (01:07:44):
I did it for a day, for one day.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Dude, speaking from experience, I did it for a day,
Dude, it was one day.
I did it for one day.
It was one afternoon, dude.
Oh, I still think about this.
It was 30 minutes of Wildwoodand I'll never do it again.
Oh, I remember that day.
I could tell you everythingabout that day.
No, but seriously though, propsto being gay in the South and
not like dude.

HUNTER (01:08:07):
You can't be gay in the South right now you ain't faking
that shit in Alabama Peopledown here are way too mean and
way too like dude.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
If you walk through downtown wherever in Alabama and
you have painted fingernails oryou just can outwardly show
that you're gay, you're a bravesoldier, buddy, and I kind of
props to you.
I wish I had your courage.
Yeah, I wish I had your couragetoo.
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