Bald Guys & Bad Movies

Bald Guys & Bad Movies

In a world of bad movies, two follically challenged men will stop at nothing to share their opinions of them! Their wives are tired of listening…but are you? Prepare yourself…for Bald Guys & Bad Movies!

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April 29, 2024 44 mins

In this episode Troy takes a nap to the soothing sounds of space farming, while Mike desperately searches for a fast-forward button, as they both sloooooooowly make their way through the review slog that is Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver.

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In this episode Mike enjoys Hawaiian shirt wearin' commandos, Troy scratches his helmetless bald head over odd script choices, as they both leap out the way of the incoming review bomb for Civil War.

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April 1, 2024 70 mins

In this episode Troy vomits slime into otherworldly plot holes, Mike smiles at how good bustin' still feels, as they both sic the review Terror Dogs on Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire.

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March 25, 2024 48 mins

In this episode Mike does a deep dive into merkins, Troy marvels at the many possibilities of fruit, as they both open their minds wide for their review of Poor Things.

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March 18, 2024 71 mins

In this episode Troy practices his desert stanky leg, while Mike laments the lack of battle pugs, as they stimulate the prostate of Dune: Part Two.

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March 4, 2024 46 mins

In this episode Mike longs for the glory days of velcro, Troy bops to the beat of 90's tunes, as they both review the sweet click of BlackBerry.

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February 19, 2024 51 mins

In this episode Troy gets mental jock itch after staring at a scrotum-headed villain, Mike tans the hides of bad screenwriters, guest reviewer Autumn from Fandom Social wishes for a Sinestro shirtless beach scene, as they all fear their review of Green Lantern.

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February 12, 2024 51 mins

In this episode Mike reminisces about days of yore spent looking down girls' shirts, while Troy ponders which eye he should stare into, as they both break into the review gym and flip over The Holdovers.

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February 5, 2024 45 mins

In this episode Troy attempts to deadlift excess characters,  while Mike curls his toes at murderous brutality, as they both slow motion dive from the destructive force that is Reacher Season 2. 

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January 22, 2024 65 mins

In this episode Mike can't decide if this movie pumps or blows, Troy is bewitched by a bejeweled bulge, and guest reviewer Autumn fangirls over the cinematic lunacy as  their brains are forced to walk the plank while reviewing The Pirate Movie.

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In this episode Troy questions the appropriateness of heroes in blackface, Mike is amused by space cantina sodomy, while they both endure the sloooow-moooo torture that is Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire.

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November 20, 2023 79 mins

In this episode Mike ducks an angry lap dance flying heel, while Troy marvels at flat butts in g-strings as they both slip in monkey shit reviewing Showgirls.

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In this episode Troy and Mike are interviewed by the good folks at Fandom Social Live about the podcast, what drives them to work on the podcast, and how Mike thinks all of Star Wars, past and present, is big, boring pile of shit. Enjoy!

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November 6, 2023 64 mins

In this episode Mike feels conflicted about loving a bad movie, Troy drowns in the ball pit of bad writing, and guest reviewer Noah explains how awesome face eating cupcakes are as they are all trapped reviewing Five Nights At Freddy's.

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October 30, 2023 34 mins

In this episode Troy uncovers a carnivorous Krite conspiracy, Mike relishes in obscenity spewing aliens and they both get their asses bitten while reviewing Critters.

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In this episode Mike gets off on elder abuse, Troy relives childhood bearded banjo dog trauma as they both electric slide into the 70's to review Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978).

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October 16, 2023 54 mins

In this episode Troy ponders the necessity of space vampire clothing, while Mike becomes bewitched by bad acting as they both have their brains drained by Lifeforce.

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October 9, 2023 38 mins

In this episode Mike giggles at Bugs Bunny alien toes, Troy bops to the beat of pop-locking Greys as they both have 93 minutes of their lives abducted by No One Can Save You.

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September 16, 2023 54 mins

In this episode Troy laughs at the misery of others, Mike names a new species of Monster Cock as they endure the utter hell that is Beau Is Afraid.

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August 28, 2023 54 mins

In this episode Mike gets his funny bone pimp slapped, Troy declines to drink the Grape Juice as they both wonder why in the hell They Cloned Tyrone.

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