April 8, 2025 • 60 mins
Recorded April 6th, 2025
Masters Week has arrived, and the excitement is palpable as Graham and Scott break down all the storylines heading to Augusta National. With significant rainfall in the forecast, the traditionally firm and fast course conditions could transform dramatically, potentially favoring the game's longest hitters like Rory McIlroy and Bryson DeChambeau.
The pressure on McIlroy has never been greater as he seeks to complete the career Grand Slam after already capturing two signature event victories this season. The hosts debate whether Rory can overcome the mental challenges that Augusta presents – handling the Sunday roars, navigating the sparse leaderboard information, and managing the enormous expectations that have followed him throughout his career. Meanwhile, Scott remains steadfast in his support for Bryson, while both hosts question Jon Rahm's surprisingly favorable odds.
Before diving into golf, the duo recaps two stunning weekend sports moments: Alex Ovechkin tying Wayne Gretzky's goal record (while refusing to score on an empty net out of respect for the game) and Duke's shocking collapse against Houston in the Final Four. Despite leading by 14 points with just eight minutes remaining, Duke went ice cold and ultimately lost by three points, leaving even Carolina fan Graham feeling sympathetic toward his rival.
The episode also features discussions on hypothetical Champions Dinner menus, dark horse contenders like Min Woo Lee and Corey Conners, and exciting new features on the Masters app that will allow fans to track players' range sessions with detailed statistics. With the NCAA Championship game featuring Florida versus Houston on the horizon, and a special NHL playoffs preview episode with hockey expert TP coming next week, the bald guys on the bench continue delivering insightful sports commentary with their trademark humor and passion.
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Announcer (00:07):
Welcome to another episode of the bald guys on the
bench podcast, with your hostsGraham Cohen and Scott Wasco
what's up everyone and welcomeback to another episode of the
ball guys on the bench.
Scott (00:26):
It's Sunday night, sitting here with my boy, Graham
.
But you know, like we always do, graham, what do we got to do?
Oh my God, breaking news, bro.
This just in.
Wayne Gretzky is now one goalaway from tying Alex Ovechkin.
Can he do it?
Can it happen?
(00:46):
I mean, what are your opinionson this?
One goal behind him, you knowthe great eight.
Graham (00:54):
You know he could dust off the skates and see what
happens.
You never know.
Well, scott, I'm thirsty andit's about that time.
Can we grab one and crack one?
Scott (01:05):
Let's go.
Sorry, I had thirsty and it'sabout that time.
Can we grab one and crack one?
Graham (01:07):
Let's go, sorry, I had to just throw that in there.
Scott (01:11):
Nah, that was good.
Graham (01:12):
I thought it was appropriate for what happened.
That's not what I thought youwere going to say.
Scott (01:13):
I mean, we'll get into it in a little while, but you know
, history was made today Amazing.
We also had some history lastnight.
But before we get into any ofthis other stuff, g money it's
officially master's week, bro.
Graham (01:30):
That is the best part of the episode.
Right there, it's master's weekand that's all that I give a
shit about.
Right now.
Let me tell you, um, look, uh,things with me have been good.
I got my stitches taken out ofmy finger the other day, happy
(01:50):
about that, just been working alot.
And then you know, look, we hadthe excitement from yesterday
with the Final Four and a littlebit of golf action going on
getting us ready for the Mastersthis week.
But other than that, all goodon my side.
What about you, brother, dude?
Scott (02:06):
pretty routine weekend.
Uh went out with my boy johnnylast night for his birthday,
went back to his house for somecocktails, got home, got the end
of the watch, the end of thegame.
You know the second game lastnight, um, but you know, just
pretty much kicked it.
Uh talked fr Friday night on myway home to the new defensive
(02:28):
coordinator for my flag team.
Graham (02:36):
You got what I need.
You know how excited.
Scott (02:41):
I was right, and all the listeners out there know how
fired up I get about Kellen'sflag football.
My coaching and this and thatDude.
I was ready to run through awall for this guy and I just
talked to him on the phone for25 minutes.
On defense the offense, we allknow about it we score points,
(03:04):
that's not a problem.
We've been a little lacklusteron defense and no fingers
pointed at anybody.
It's hard to pull a flag.
It's easier to tackle somebodythan it is to pull a flag.
Announcer (03:20):
I hope.
Scott (03:22):
But anyhow, my new assistant coach played college
football defensive guy.
I'm stoked.
I was texting kellen oh nice,just scored to go up two to one,
baby, let's go.
Uh, I'm fired up.
You know, fired up.
I text kellen.
He was with the, with myin-laws and they were doing this
(03:43):
.
Kellen's all fired up.
He's like let's go.
But anyhow, that was my weekendWatched the final four games.
Last night After, right beforethe Duke-Houston game started, I
got on Instagram over atJohnny's house and I noticed our
boy that's been on the showR-squared, ricky Romano, that
(04:05):
played golf at the University ofHouston.
He was actually at the gamebecause the PGA Tour is in San
Antonio the Final Four.
What a coincidence for him.
Is that any good?
Yeah?
Announcer (04:17):
right, he was at the game.
Scott (04:18):
Must be nice.
And I was like hell, yeah,we're texting back and forth.
I'm like I'm so pumped, dude,you get to go watch the game.
You, oh yeah, we're textingback and forth.
I'm like I'm so pumped, dude,you get to go watch the game.
You know your boys where youwent to school and after the
game how funny was the textthread with our fantasy league.
I mean, our boy, Romano, was onone.
It was awesome.
We're not getting into thedetails of that conversation,
but it was awesome.
Graham (04:40):
We won't get into it, but I will say this I believe I
mentioned it to you when I wastalking to you on the phone last
night Just his excitement Notmy excitement, but just his
excitement and just chatting andus, you know, throwing jabs at
each other and all that stuff.
It's just like man.
I really miss that dude and Ireally can't wait for all of us
(05:03):
to get back together again.
Scott (05:03):
Like I really miss that guy.
He's a really good guy.
I literally told kristin thesame thing today when I was
reading off the conversationfrom her fantasy thread maddie's
haymaker about the face, mineabout you know, vegas.
Kristin is over here.
Yeah, she's dying.
She goes, man, we need to hangout with that kid soon and I'm
(05:24):
like right, but yeah, couldn'tbe more fired up for R-Squared.
Hoping H-Town gets it donetomorrow night.
To be honest with you, I hopethey do so.
Before we get going on theDuke-Houston game, we got to
talk about the Florida game alittle bit.
First half I was actually offto eat Like I told you didn't
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get to see most of it.
On the way to Johnny's house Isee the Gators are trailing by
eight and instantly whipped upDraftKings.
Bada bing, bada, boom.
Took Florida minus four and ahalf in the second half.
Easy win, maybe the easiest winof the weekend, unless you had
over eight and a half in theCardinals-Red Sox game.
Unless you had over eight and ahalf in the Cardinals Red Sox
(06:05):
game, because I think that scorewas like 18 to three or some
shit like that.
It turned it off.
Damn, got on there.
Yeah, damn, that's one of thosegames You're like man.
Why didn't I bet a little moreon this?
It was over in the fuckingfourth inning.
Announcer (06:17):
Right God dang.
Scott (06:19):
Yeah, but anyhow, dude, we got to talk Florida-Auburn.
You know the second half whenyou talk Florida and you talk
Florida basketball this season,my guy, walter Clayton Jr, stud.
He, absolutely ridiculous had30 last night.
Dude, I think he's playing.
He started his college careerat Iona I'm sorry where.
(06:43):
I think that's in New York.
I don't know if you're right oryou're wrong.
Yeah, but it's a great guess.
You sounded confident.
Graham (06:52):
I'm pretty positive, Pretty positive.
Whatever Kill me in thecontents, people in the comments
.
Scott (06:59):
Whatever Just kill me, like no, yes, I don't know, it's
better than what I was going tosay.
Graham (07:06):
Midwest, yeah, no, I'm pretty sure it's.
Scott (07:07):
New York.
But my guy just lit it up lastnight, dude, it was close back
and forth and then they justpulled away at the end.
You know it's pretty solid,pretty solid, good game.
Florida's been in everybody'sconversation for a while.
They beat Auburn from the SECthat they're familiar with Both
(07:30):
teams, very familiar with eachother.
But then, dude, we go into theDuke-Houston game and everybody
on here knows about my bet.
I placed in November 12-1 for$10, going to win some money.
Place in November 12-1 for $10,you know, going to win some
money.
Dude, before we even talk aboutthe first half, I'm sitting
(07:51):
here with like six minutes leftin the game.
They're offering me a cash out$75.
And I'm like no dude, they'reup 12 with seven minutes left.
Graham (08:02):
No one is taking the cash out.
I don't care, I agree.
Scott (08:07):
No one is taking the cash out.
I don't.
I agree no one's taking that,nobody.
But let's go back to the firsthalf.
There's our rewind.
Yeah, duke's up six At halftime, close game.
They're battling, right,they're battling.
(08:35):
I instantly took Duke minus twoand a half or one and a half in
the second half.
So I'm like all right, needthem to win by eight.
Duke's going to wear, they'regoing to wear them down, like
they did everybody in thetournament.
They wore them down in thesecond half and their depth
showed up.
Well, they didn't.
I was shocked, the whole worldwas shocked.
I mean our squares jumping offrooftops, dude, I don't even
(09:04):
know what to say.
I had all this shit ready totalk about.
I'm making middle notes whenI'm at Johnny's watching the
first half and watching thefirst.
I don't know what can we callit.
First 30 minutes of the game,right, first half, 20.
And then, yeah, I'm like, I'mlike ready to, and I can't what
(09:24):
happened?
I can't blame on this kid.
I'm ready to crown Flag the man, the myth, the legend, Right, I
mean even beating.
The bookie threw something outlast night and I'll be damned if
I don't believe it.
Cooper Flag at 18 is betterthan LeBron James at 18.
Graham (09:46):
He has more all-around game.
Scott (09:48):
I would say Just because Flagg has that thing in between
your ears, it's called a brainAt 18,.
At 18, he's a smarter player.
Okay, I'll give you that.
Am I doubting LeBron's skills?
Shut up.
No way in hell, no Right.
(10:10):
What I'm saying is at age 18.
Graham (10:14):
Yeah, no, I understand what you're saying.
I agree with him yeah.
Scott (10:18):
You know, not saying career yeah, not saying no,
we're saying at the age that heis right now.
Anyhow, back to the game.
Dude up 14 with eight minutesand three seconds left Up.
Nine with two minutes and sixseconds left Up three with 25
(10:42):
seconds left Up.
One with 19 seconds left loseby three.
Graham (10:49):
You know, I was working last night while I was watching
the game we weren't really thatbusy, but there were some people
, some regulars, who werewatching the game and one of the
guys was saying, and thinkingback on it, it makes a lot of
sense.
And he's just like you know, hehas no dog in the fight, which
(11:11):
is what really pissed me offeven more, that I told him that
I'm rooting for Duke, not onlybecause I mean fuck the bracket,
I can care less about that shit.
I'm a Duke fan, right, duke fan, right.
He's like you know, graham,when you're watching it it
(11:32):
looked like duke was, you know,was that animal?
That's like hunting for itsdinner.
And then they catch it, butthey don't kill it right away,
did?
It's kind of like swat at itand like fuck around with it and
play with it and just like, allright, I got you.
I'm not gonna finally stick allmy teeth in you and kill you
and eat you, but I'm just gonnaplay around with you a little
bit, make it more fun.
(11:53):
And what happens when you justwhen you just let people hang
around and hang around and hangaround, oh, and, by way, go six
minutes without scoring a basketor, you know, being 0 for 7
from the field in aneight-minute span.
You know all the practice, allthe preparation that you had
(12:19):
from the preseason to during theseason to March Madness.
All of that, from the preseasonto during the season to March
Madness, all of that, look, Idon't think it was a situation
of the moment got to them.
I just think it was a situationof I mean, look, there was one
play like that inbound play,that that was a mental error
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type of a situation.
But and look, I'm not makingany excuses Houston won.
I'll give them their flowers,congratulations, but when you're
the I know where you're gonnago?
no, no, no I'm not, I'm not, I'mnot even bringing up the foul.
I'm just gonna say that whenyou average shooting 42 from the
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three point line, when youaverage shooting 65 from the
field, and then you go, when youaverage shooting 65% from the
field and then you go cold,that's not, oh, the moment's too
big for us, that's bad fuckingluck.
You know, and it's just youknow, the Cooper flag play at
the end.
Missing that and Homeboymissing the free throws.
Scott (13:20):
Yeah, one-on-one.
That's not Duke basketball.
As much as I hate on Dukebecause I'm a Carolina fan yeah,
one-on-one, it's.
That's not Duke basketball.
As much as I hate on Dukebecause I'm a Carolina fan,
there's just those squads thatare known for making the correct
play in crunch time.
Right, it's like it's Duke,it's Carolina, it's Kentucky.
(13:43):
You know, it's the Blue Bloods.
You know what I mean?
100%, it's UCLA back in theheyday.
To see that last night and thatepic collapse, it was like,
like I told you last night, I'mthe biggest Carolina fan there
is.
I hate Duke.
I kind of felt sorry for him.
Graham (14:03):
Yeah, Dude, I'm watching it unfold and I'm just
speechless.
I don't even know what to say.
I'm like can I buy a bucket?
It was Please, anything.
Scott (14:15):
It was just like wow, man Couldn't believe it.
And yeah, I agree, the foulCooper flag at the end of the
game.
People bitching about that andsaying that's the reason of the
outcome of the game.
Graham, just said it withoutsaying it.
You got to make shots.
Graham (14:36):
Yeah, you can't go cold for eight minutes.
Scott (14:38):
Yeah, you got to score points.
Even if you scored points andCooper got called with a foul,
guess what?
You're probably still leadingthe game.
You only lost by three and youdidn't score a God dang point.
And how long you scored onepoint in how many minutes?
Graham (14:54):
Like eight, almost.
It was like seven or eightminutes.
Like, thank God they did havethat 12 point lead.
You know what I'm saying?
Like if it was close they couldhave got blown out by 12 type
of a situation.
It's just.
I've always said, and I'm a firmbeliever in things happen for a
reason.
I mean, unfortunately this isto the detriment of the team
(15:17):
that I root for, but if thereever was a chance for Calvin
Sampson, and now that he's withHouston, to take him to the
championship and have a chanceto win a title, it bodes well
for him.
And look, you can be good for along period of time.
It doesn't matter who you are.
(15:37):
I'm not calling it the yips,I'm not saying anything like
that, but it's just likesometimes the unexpected happens
and the unexpected happened andit just was unfortunate that it
happened in the final four, inthe last eight to nine minutes
of the game.
(15:57):
Like if that would happen inthe when the game started, duke
could have rallied back and cameback.
But just the fact that you cansurvive that, exactly, it's just
the timing of everything.
As they say, timing iseverything, but it's just.
It is what it is and all youcan do is just say, hey, it
(16:20):
happened.
I can't say that they lost to abetter team, because I don't
think they were a better team,but they were a better team that
night and it's just.
It is what it is.
It's unfortunate, especiallybecause, as a Duke fan, they've
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been close within the last a fewtimes the last 10, 15 years or
the last 10 years per se to geta title.
But as I was telling you, youknow, off air, I had a quiet how
do I say this?
Like I had a quiet confidenceabout this team this year that I
wasn't really showboating.
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I wasn't like, oh you know,we're going to win it.
And it was just like't reallyshowboating.
I wasn't like, oh you know,we're going to win it.
And it was just like I reallylike their chances.
They play really good defense,they shoot the ball really well.
They're, you know, mentallytough and the way they've been
playing, they're tough to beatand they've been handling
everybody.
So if you keep going down theroad of expecting the things to
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happen and then they don't, it'slike Guy, I saw enough of your
squad before November 1st toplace a bet on them.
Agreed, I know that's what I'msaying.
It's just it's.
Scott (17:42):
So, anyhow, championship matchup, bro.
We got Florida and HoustonGators one-point favorites.
The total is 141.5.
The bald guys on the bench poolbasically comes down to this
game If Florida wins, buckeyewins, if Houston wins looks like
Badger wins.
Crazy Kellum was all bummedbecause he was in first place
(18:09):
after the Florida win and then,with Houston beating Duke, he
got knocked down to second placebecause Badger and Buckeye both
have Florida play in Houston.
Graham (18:22):
Speaking of two blind squirrels that just happened to
find a nut.
Announcer (18:30):
Oh, Badger.
Graham (18:31):
You know it's funny.
I was looking at the line forthis game, so maybe with you at
DraftKings it was at one.
I got it here with MGM at oneand a half.
But the crazy thing is I'mgoing to take Houston.
Houston plus one and a half isminus 110.
But that money line is plus 110or plus 105.
(18:56):
I'm like this ain't a one-pointgame.
If they're going to win, youknow what I mean.
I'm like I might as well justtake the money line, which I'm
going to do.
Scott (19:09):
Yeah, it's hard to make a pick on this game.
I think it's a good matchup.
Announcer (19:15):
Yeah.
Scott (19:16):
You know, obviously it's not the matchup the world wanted
.
Everybody wanted Florida Duke.
But you know, you get what youget and we're getting age town
and right in Florida.
So that's the game we'retalking about.
I don't know, man, I have noidea.
I'm just, I'm not betting withmy brain, I'm betting with my
(19:36):
heart and that's for our boyR-squared.
Let's go Cougs.
Yeah, back in the day whenRomano was at Houston and I was
at SCGA, he would send me allthe golf tees with H-Town on it
and the Cougars.
I had tons of golf hats fromthe university.
He would give me all his ProV1s I forget what number it was,
(19:57):
because it had the littleCougar logo on the side and he
hated like I'm just going tosorry Armando, number four maybe
I don't know.
He would send me dozens of allthe balls he gets.
So I played Houston Cougar ProV1s with the number four on it
for years.
That's awesome.
So I represented back then.
I'm going to represent tomorrow.
Let's go H-Town.
(20:19):
You know, represent your boy.
Graham (20:22):
Well, yes, sir, and you know I can't say friend of the
program, but someone that yousign off to every episode.
You know Jim Nance, littlealumni at the game.
Scott (20:34):
Did you see him at the game last?
Graham (20:36):
night, of course I saw him yeah.
Scott (20:39):
Is that any good?
I mean, hello friends, let's goCougars.
I mean, is that any good?
And he gets to leave thenational championship game
tomorrow and let's take a littleprivate flight to Augusta,
georgia.
Yeah, we get to hang out atAugusta all week.
Thanks for playing.
(20:59):
Yep, it's that time, folks,it's that time.
So we obviously just made ourpicks.
Don't need to ask you.
You're taking it.
Yeah, anybody out there betting.
You better take the Gators,yeah.
Graham (21:17):
I don't know.
Yeah, I know right, fuckFlorida, yeah.
Scott (21:22):
Dude, something we were talking about earlier.
I can't believe we saw it.
Ovechkin yes, he got it today.
Dude, unbelievable, the chase.
I mean to break Gretzky'srecord.
It was unbelievable Fridaynight.
(21:43):
He scored two goals to tie it,dude.
And there's still time left inthe game.
The Blackhawks pull their goalieand you can see the
conversation the head coach ofthe Capitals is having with
Ovechkin.
He's like do you want to go onthe ice?
And you can see Ovechkinliterally shake his head and say
(22:05):
no, I'm not scoring the recordon an empty net.
Respect gets respect, respect,right, and something you and I
were talking about the othernight.
And I'm like that's somethingyou don't see in all other
sports.
Hockey players are the best inmy opinion.
(22:30):
He respects the game, herespects the history.
He's like no chance, bro, am Igoing to do that?
I'm not breaking this recordthat's been there for 31 years.
On an empty net, no chance.
The rookie scores his firstgoal in an empty netter.
Ovechkin goes back out when thegoalie's on the ice and in the
(22:51):
last minute or whatever, don'tyou worry about it.
Ovechkin was peppering the shitout of homeboy trying to get
that goal friday night, butthat's a different situation.
I don't care what you say, Imean, like the example I told
you, the other night brett farvefell down so strahan could get
the sack record for a seasonfell down but why would he do
(23:15):
that, though?
Graham (23:16):
Because?
Scott (23:17):
they're boys.
Graham (23:23):
I'm not saying it didn't happen.
Scott (23:26):
If Brett Favre didn't fall down and trip oh the turf
monster got me your boy, tj Watt, would have the all-time sack
record for a season.
Graham (23:35):
You ain't wrong.
Well, TJ Watt also got strippedof his.
Announcer (23:40):
Should have got a half a sack anyway.
Scott (23:41):
Whatever, nobody was falling down for TJ is all I'm
saying.
Oh, facts.
Announcer (23:47):
Facts.
Graham (23:49):
I mean, look Anyhow, look Anyhow.
So something I heard thismorning In the car ride Into
work at the butt crack of dawnthis morning was Something that
really kind of surprised me alittle bit.
Did you know, scott, that?
I mean I don't know how long hewas doing this, maybe at least
(24:12):
the last couple of days, but itwas told that Gretzky was
traveling with the we talkedabout this last week.
Scott (24:23):
We did on this show.
Graham (24:27):
Well, I had a bunch of beverages last web, so all right
, next topic.
So I watched the.
I got you.
Scott (24:36):
Hold on.
I mean, I'm not even asking Canwe get two claps and a Ric
Flair?
And that means two slaps and aRic Flair.
Can we get one?
Graham (24:43):
I already just did one.
Scott (24:45):
When you say the dumbest shit you've ever said.
For now, on from this moment onthe episode, you got to do a
two slaps and a Ric Flair.
Okay, here we go.
I'm going to just show you whatyou need to do.
Graham (24:56):
I already hit myself once.
For now, let's stop.
Scott (24:59):
No, two smacks in a Ric Flair.
You know, normally it's twoclaps in a Ric Flair.
Now I'm making a new rule, sothis is what you have to do Woo,
two smacks in a Ric Flair.
Graham (25:17):
Let's see it, Because that was the second dumbest shit
you've ever said In my defensewhen I brought this up to you
before you didn't say anything.
Scott (25:23):
Well, we're waiting.
You didn't bring this up to mebefore.
I definitely didn't.
You told me you saw somethingthat you wanted to talk about in
regards to Ovechkin.
You didn't.
We're waiting.
All right, all right all right,all right, let's go, woo, Thank
(25:43):
you.
Thanks for giving the peoplewhat they want.
Graham, looking like anabsolute moron.
Anyhow, all right, so thesecond thing was oh God, was
this?
Graham (25:54):
No, no no, no, no, Three episodes ago, no, no.
This is you know what, scott.
So I watched the, becauseobviously I didn't watch it
while it happened, when hescored, bro, obviously because
of how close it is in the trainride, dude, when a veteran did
make that score, the whole placelit up.
(26:14):
I'm wondering how many peoplefrom Washington, you know,
actually came up for the game,or if it was just the, as you
say, the respect for the gameand the player you know that
everyone else was here's theaverage ticket price last night
or going into today for the gameat the Islanders was like 1200
bucks.
(26:37):
Not a fucking chance.
Scott (26:41):
If, if, if, I had that kind of expendable income to go
see history?
Yes, but the funniest thingabout this is and don't I saw
this earlier Ovechkin hasaccomplished a feat that was
once considered impossible Getthe entire world to watch an
Islanders game.
Announcer (26:59):
Show me, oh God.
Scott (27:08):
Is that any good?
But here's the craziest thing,and then we're going to move on.
Because it's Masters week, wegot a lot of golf to talk about.
The fact today is theanniversary of the Washington
Capitals winning the lottery andbeing able to draft Ovechkin is
absolutely the wildest statyou'll ever hear.
Graham (27:33):
The worst part is this overshadowsadows crosby 20 years
of, you know, averaging a pointper game, but whatever.
Oh, I can't wait to wear avideo.
The look on scott's face rightnow.
Scott (27:51):
Oh man folks.
Graham (28:00):
Graham, you were just Dude.
The best part was earlier, whenwe were talking.
I was just like, yeah, so howare the Capitals doing?
And you're like dude, they'rein first place in the East.
I was like, oh, that's prettygood.
Scott (28:12):
So when you try to come on the show and bring hockey
stats and you don't even knowthat the Capitals are number one
in the East, you might want tocheck yourself out the door.
Graham (28:21):
Hey, that's why you're the hockey guy bro.
Scott (28:25):
Speaking of hockey guys, breaking news.
We got a special guest and aspecial episode.
Next week we're going to comeout with our normal Sunday night
show, obviously once we knowwho the Master Champ is, but
then, before the NHL playoffsstart, we're going to bring on
our resident hockey guru, noneother than TP.
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Tp.
Can't wait, bro, it's going tobe fun.
Graham (28:53):
Can't wait to have you on yes, I look forward to
learning about something gamewith a stick and a puck and
things I don't know skates dude,you're ridiculous speaking of
as we're rolling into theMasters.
Scott (29:12):
dude, it's Masters week.
We got a lot of shit to talkabout with Augusta Before we
came on the air breaking news.
Someone we talked about acouple weeks ago, cabrera fresh
out of jail playing at Augustathis week because he's a past
champion Just won on theChampions Tour today.
Him and Scotty Scheffler arenow the only two guys to have
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been in jail and won a PGA toursanctioned event in the last 12
months.
Not only that, but they bothwon the masters.
Graham (29:47):
That's unbelievable.
I love that.
Scott (29:51):
Dude TP.
Thanks for that stat, bro.
This is why you're coming onthe show, that's unbelievable.
I love that Dude.
Amazing Brian Harmon won on thetour.
Brutal conditions, brutal storycame out I learned about today
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about Brian Harmon as he waswalking up the 18th hole, his
nanny he was in a tournament inAsia like a year ago and his
family took a vacation toFlorida.
His son got swooped out to theocean from an undercurrent and
his nanny went to go rescue him.
She got injured.
Another dude rescued BrianHarmon's kid kid and his nanny's
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literally been in a coma sinceand they sent her home two days
ago to hospice.
When he was talking about thisdude at the end, when he won the
event, it was just likemind-blowing.
You know, my guy just won a PGATour event and this lady has
been his nanny forever and triedto rescue his kid and is going
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to pass away.
Wow, yeah, I was just like wow,kristen, when they were talking
about it on the air.
I'm like are they talking abouthis son or the nanny?
Because they were saying it sofast and I was trying to
comprehend what the shit theywere talking about, because I'd
never heard about it like yeah,that's odd brian harman's, not
some journeyman, I mean, youknow what I mean, he's a.
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He's a major winner,surprisingly, yeah, and your boy
won big on that one.
Remember, I remember that oneon that.
Oh, we talked about it on theshow waster dom is back to that
blind squirrel again.
Blind squirrels find nuts.
Announcer (31:43):
D's.
Scott (31:43):
Master's week, dude.
Oh Jesus, I'm surprised youdidn't go with who?
Graham (31:49):
Hey, I'm trying to stop.
I'm not trying to use it asmuch, I'm trying to preserve it.
You know what I mean.
Scott (31:56):
Master's week Number one.
I'm glad I'm not going.
Graham (32:01):
Said no one ever Practice round.
Scott (32:04):
Yeah, because tomorrow's practice round.
I just got an email from thePGA of America.
The parking lot, everything'sclosed until further notice.
Jesus, they're supposed to getabout two inches of rain
tomorrow.
Graham (32:16):
Can you imagine if that was the only day that you won in
the pool?
Scott (32:20):
Oh my, God, the exact same thing I thought of when I
was just like Dude the thousandsof dollars in flights rental.
Graham (32:32):
That's what I'm saying Flights, rental cars, hotels
Dude, I'd be that guy.
I'd be like fuck it.
Dollars in flights you spentrental.
That's what I'm saying.
Flights, rental cars, hotels,ah, dude, I'd be that guy, be
like fuck it.
Like I will walk there.
I don't care if no one's out,I'm paying my money.
I'm gonna at least walk thecourse.
I don't care if no one's outthere playing grim, I'm getting
my money.
Scott (32:49):
You can't get in, bro, then I can't get in, bro.
They can't get in.
They're not even allowingpeople in the parking lot.
Well, you know, for the cars, Ifigured you could walk, no.
Graham (33:03):
They're not letting anybody in, ain't that a?
Scott (33:06):
Damn, yeah, that's brutal , so that sucks, dude.
Announcer (33:10):
That's brutal.
Scott (33:11):
Looking at the forecast for the week you week.
I was thinking about thisearlier when I sent you the
notes about who's going to win,who's not going to win.
It's 99% chance of raintomorrow and they're supposed to
get over an inch.
Then it's supposed to be niceTuesday, wednesday, thursday, of
course it'll dry out a littlebit.
Friday 75% chance of rain.
We all know Augusta has the subair shit in the green so they
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can suck the moisture out of thegreens, but they can't do it in
the fairways.
So, thinking about that, it'sgoing to be a wet golf course.
It changes the way you pickthings.
You know.
Yeah, the course isn't going tobe as firm and fast as
everybody wants it to be.
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The greens will be, yeah, butthe fairways won't.
So that changes a little bitwith the way you think about
picking.
Yeah, not a little bit, a lotbit.
Graham (34:09):
Yeah, yeah, but I know through our conversations prior
that it's still between two guysfor us, unless things have
changed since the last time wespoke no they haven't changed.
Scott (34:23):
I'm still sticking with my pick.
Yeah, but it takes some guys.
I think if the course is goingto be that wet, it takes some
guys out.
Oh, exactly, for sure that in afirm, fast situation should be
in play Right.
(34:43):
When you see the conditions,the first thing you think and TP
said it he goes dude, thecourse is going to be wet.
Just give the jacket to Roryright now.
Remember the US Open he won atCongressional in DC on a silken
wet golf course.
I think he won by like five orsix.
Yeah, he dominated.
Announcer (35:05):
Dominated.
Scott (35:08):
I mean I like my pick, that I'm still saying I'm
hanging with Bryson.
Announcer (35:17):
Yeah.
Scott (35:20):
He, he hits it pretty far .
Graham (35:21):
Last time I saw you know , a few extra yards longer than
you, just a few.
Scott (35:27):
But yeah than me.
Come on, guy, he probably hitshis three iron past my driver
and pitching wedge combineddistance that's going out on a
limb, kind of like all youpeople that pick number one
seeds in your brackets.
Oh well, way to take a chance.
I mean, come on, get fucked God.
Graham (35:54):
Am I wrong?
No, I'm hitting the nail on thehead, you ain't wrong.
Scott (36:00):
I mean, but Champions Dinner, dude, Tuesday night.
We always do this on the show.
We have to do it again.
Yeah, Real quick.
If you won the Masters for yourthird time I think this is our
third masters episode, it iswhat would you?
What would you serve at yourthird champions dinner?
(36:20):
And I don't remember what Ipicked for my first or second I
don't even know.
Graham (36:24):
But to be honest, as you're saying this, I'm just
reflecting on the fact that yousaid this is our third, like
it's gotta be right.
Announcer (36:32):
No, it's a hundred percent.
Scott (36:34):
Our third yeah our third master's edition.
Wow, you know what that?
Graham (36:40):
deserves a smack in the face a beer claps and a rick
flair.
Scott (36:45):
Two claps and a rick flair.
Let's go ready one, two.
I mean, you're welcome, you'rewelcome, you're welcome.
It was pretty hard to time.
I know I was like waiting foryou Probably my whole household
is probably like what the hellis dad doing?
Graham (37:06):
in the living room right now.
Scott (37:07):
Oh man.
So master's dinner, real quick.
What you're going to serve, oh,what's your.
What's your?
What's your appetizer?
What's your entree?
What's your dessert?
B?
What's your entree?
What's your dessert?
Bada, bing, bada, boom.
Without thinking too hard,first thing that comes to your
head.
What's your appetizer?
Cucumber salad.
Oh, baby you.
Graham (37:27):
Got what I need.
Got what I need.
Scott (37:30):
And you say he's just a friend.
Graham (37:33):
Anyhow, what's your option, brisket?
I'll go a little Texas.
Scott (37:39):
Theme A little Texas theme you know, do a little
brisket.
Graham (37:42):
and then you know, I've said the last two previous
because it's my fave Pecan pie.
Got to do it, that is.
Scott (37:53):
Hey, when you got a favorite dessert, you got a
favorite dessert.
You got a favorite dessert.
Right, it is what it is.
I mean, it is what it is.
I'm just gonna go appetizers,bro.
It's got to be some kind ofseafood theme.
I'm gonna go with some scallopswrapped in bacon.
Okay, you know, let's go someshrimp.
You know, let's go.
Little finger foods meanscallops.
(38:15):
Got to be from the Northeast,though.
I mean let's go.
I don't even want to talk aboutsome scallops right now.
God dang, you're making mehungry as shit.
Entree, I'm just going to goout there right now.
And just because my wife anddaughter dominated it the other
night, I don't even know if Itold you this I'm going some
(38:35):
straight hibachi.
Oh shit, I want some filet, Iwant some shrimp, I want some
scallops on that shit too, andwe'll throw in a little yard
bird chicken.
I want some straight hibachi.
Graham (38:48):
Could you imagine the champion's dinner?
There's hibachi set up andthere's like just these asian
dudes.
They're like okay, open yourmouth tiger you ever seen?
Scott (38:58):
oh, you catch a shrimp.
Have you ever seen egg roll?
Then he does a little onionvolcano.
Augusta clubhouse burns downbecause was champions?
Champion dinner goes crazy.
Oh my God, you're welcome.
No, but like I was saying, dude, ava and Kristen dominate some
(39:21):
Mabachi on the Blackstone.
The other night it was sick.
I had some chicken and shrimpNice.
They probably made enough tofeed the entire state of Nevada.
Announcer (39:28):
But you know, it was really good.
Scott (39:30):
And I ate the rest of it today.
Graham (39:31):
So let's go Nice, nice, red it was really good, and I
ate the rest of it today, solet's go Nice, Nice, Red Velvet
Cake.
Scott (39:35):
You know, the staple Classic, Never veering away from
that.
Dude storylines going intoAugusta.
You know Rory wins Creedfinishes off the career Grand
Slam my guy's got two winsalready and signature events.
(39:56):
There's no higher pressure on aplayer in the field more than
him yeah how's he handle it?
You know there's.
This is the most pressure everthat has been on rory going into
Augusta because of what hashappened earlier in the season
with the two wins.
Graham (40:18):
I mean that pressure in the final round at the US Open
last year was kind of stiff, butNot more than this no, I feel
you.
I mean, look, it's Not more.
I mean no.
I 100% agree with you.
Look, I don't want to bepremature with it, I'm just
going to say it right now.
I don't give a fuck, he's mypick, everything how he's been
(40:43):
playing, obviously, as you said,the two wins Also recently or
like a week ago.
You know, look, I'm taking mytime with the full swing
episodes on Netflix guys, sowhat, who cares?
But I just saw that lastepisode, you know, when they
showed the US Open from lastyear between you know Rory and
(41:03):
Bryson and the letdown there,and it's just like.
You know just how the episodewas talking about Rory and his
career.
It's just like you know I'vebeen thinking about it.
It's like, look, rory is notTiger.
I get that, no one is Tiger.
You know what I mean.
Like Jack obviously is theclosest, but my point in saying
(41:27):
that is this Rory's been the guyfor so long in Tiger's absence,
or even I guess you could evensay shadow, that it's just like
he's been so consistent for solong that it's just like you.
I mean, look, even with tiger,like he dominated, but all those
(41:51):
years of being hurt, notplaying, I mean a lot of people
just forget.
It's just like, hey, man,tiger's really only played what
three years of competitive golfin the last 12,.
You know it's just like we'restill reminiscing of him and his
game that it's just like Roryhas been that guy.
He's been a top, top 10 player,top five player in the world
(42:12):
for a solid 10 years.
He's been on the tour for what?
Almost 18 years now and he'sjust he's been that guy for so
long that you just kind of takeit for granted type of a
situation.
And I think now I'm kind of atthe point where it's just like I
mean I've already I've likedRory, I've had nothing against
him A lot of the times wherehe's been in the thick of it at
(42:34):
the end.
I will not lie, I have rootedfor other people against him.
I mean, look, I rooted forBryson last year, you know, at
Pinehurst in the open.
But now it's just like you knowwhat.
I think I'm ready to give himhis due, like I'm.
I mean I'm gonna root for himand I'm gonna put my pick behind
(42:56):
him.
And I look, we know he can play, we know he knows the golf
course.
He can play it very well.
He's almost won the thing If hedidn't have that blow up on 10
and a couple other times, butit's just like he can do it.
It's just in previous years.
Certain things kind of like howin the Duke game Sometimes you
(43:19):
can have your best stuff for solong and at that week or that
round that few holes.
Scott (43:28):
It's not about questioning Can Rory do it or
not?
Oh, he can do it.
The thing about winning atAugusta Is the mental oh for
sure side of it.
Yeah, and like I was sayingearlier, the pressure that is
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going to be on this guy when hesteps on the 10th tee with a
two-shot lead on Sunday and he'sgot Ludwig, he's got Scotty,
he's got Bryson, two shotsbehind him how's he going to
handle it?
(44:08):
Right, because we all know weall know, you and I have
witnessed it the roars on Sundayon the back nine at Augusta are
not just what people talk about, they are real.
Right, and something you and Ialso know there's not
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leaderboards at Augusta nationalthat show where you stand on
every other hole, like everyother event.
Right, they only have yourgroup.
And when you're hearing roars,you don't have an effing clue
what's going on.
And our boy Badger can't evensell you one.
Graham (44:54):
You're right, I mean when we were there.
Scott (44:59):
I take it back to my only Sunday at Augusta.
Jordan Spieth's running awayfrom the tournament.
They've already made the turnon the back nine.
I'm sitting on the 18th greenand Phil holds out for Eagle
where you were I don't know ifit was 13 or 15, a bunker shot
(45:20):
and the roar that we heard fromthe 18th green the guy sitting
next to me that had been to thelast 20 majors goes.
That's not a roar of anythingbut an eagle.
Graham (45:33):
Yeah, I mean yeah, it was a 15 on the big scoreboard
on 18.
Scott (45:38):
Yeah, as they changed the number from Phil to show Eagle,
that roar was almost as loud asthe roar that you heard down
from the 15th hole.
Yeah, so now you got all theseroars and you got Rory trying to
win the career grand slam.
What he has to do to put on thegreen jacket this coming Sunday
(46:04):
is going to be the hardest winof his career and I want to see
it.
I'm pulling for the guy Ahundred percent.
I want to see that.
But what he has to do mentallyWow.
Graham (46:22):
Now let me ask you a question Does your opinion
change on him for better,positively, if he does complete
the Grand Slam, or is he alreadyin that upper echelon of
players?
Scott (46:38):
Dude, he's already in the upper echelon Right.
Graham (46:40):
Yeah.
It's more of just likecheckingelon Right?
Yeah, he's.
I mean it's more of just likeChecking off the box.
Scott (46:45):
Let's do it.
Yeah, you know, let's.
Yeah, let's join that new crowd.
Yeah, you know he deserves it.
Graham (46:53):
Oh, 100%.
I mean, he's Unofficially,officially been the face of the
league For how many years now?
Scott (47:00):
Yeah, it's been a while dude officially been the face of
the league for how many yearsnow?
Yeah, it's been a while, dude,it's been a while.
And, like I said, after he wonthe playoff, the players hitting
those little flighted seeds,hitting that half shot yeah,
those shots, dude, that's whathe's got to hit.
Nobody ever doubted the guy'sthe best driver of the golf ball
(47:23):
on the goddamn planet.
Graham (47:24):
Yeah, I mean, dude, he's a surgeon, without a doubt
Surgeon.
Scott (47:29):
My guy misses greens with wedges in his hands and, like I
said, the first thing he didwith Butch Harmon hit little
flighted shots.
Learn how to hit this half shot.
Yeah, you know, he did it inthe playoff on 17.
You know, it's all grass.
The guy I don't know With hislength, every par five's
(47:50):
reachable.
Yeah, you know, two's reachable.
Eight is the only one,depending on where they put the
T's Right, that's even inquestion.
Announcer (48:00):
Yeah, you know 13,.
Scott (48:02):
I mean, that's not in question.
Yeah, you know 13 that I meanthat's not even 15, simple.
But hit some fighted wages, hitit in the right spot of the
green name of the game.
But, like I said, the mentalpart of it, wow, wow.
And the pressure, the questionshe's going to get in the press
(48:26):
conferences this week leading upto Thursday.
How does he handle that firstround?
Graham (48:35):
You know, the more you keep talking about the pressure
and how he's going to handle it,does that like all I can think
about?
As you're saying that?
It's just like.
I just feel like people justtake for granted what tiger
woods did, like he was theodds-on favorite.
Every match he he stepped on,like every tournament he he
signed up for.
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He, like everyone, expects himto win, and especially the
majors.
He was always favored andespecially to put himself in
contention, not only not onlythat, but the intimidation
factor of tiger oh peoplecrumbled.
Scott (49:11):
I'll.
I'll take this back to 2004 atscga in murrieta, california.
Okay, it, it's the Wednesdaynight before the California
State Open.
Your boy got an exemptionbecause it was his course, right
, and I'm on the putting greenwith the guy that I used to get
lessons from and we're justputting and a guy that he taught
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as a kid that ended up winningthe event, a player that you
probably know of, jason Gore.
Yeah, comes up on the puttinggreen and Arliss introduces me
to him.
We're talking and Arliss goeslook at all the dudes down on
the range right now grindingtrying to find a golf swing the
night before the tournament.
And Jason's like exactly, yougot to dance with the girl you
(50:04):
brought at this point Facts.
And then Arliss goes and Jasongoes.
I've played with Tiger in eventsand when you shake his hand,
tiger's really saying you know?
Tiger's saying to you hey,graham, nice to meet you, let's
have a good day.
And in his mind he goes I'mgoing to meet you, let's have a
good day.
And in his mind he goes I'mgonna drum you by six today.
(50:25):
Facts, yeah, and, and peopleknew that, but that's a
different topic yeahunfortunately homeboy ain't
playing this week.
Graham (50:37):
That's sad dude, we're not even gonna get into that.
Dude his april fools.
Sad Dude his April Fools, orhis post on Twitter Dude, it was
awful.
Dude, he had me for 10 seconds.
Not even 10, like five seconds.
Scott (50:53):
I was like what I was right there, what, what Right
there, dude, I like jumped outof my seat.
Graham (50:57):
I was like what, what did?
Scott (50:59):
he say he slept in like a hyperbaric chamber for two
weeks in a row to heal.
I'm like, oh my God, is thisreal?
And I'm like, oh you dipshit,it's April 1st.
Graham (51:10):
Dude, every time I get caught with something like that,
every time, yeah.
Scott (51:16):
All right, so your top pick, you're obviously going
Rory.
Yeah, that's your play my yourtop pick.
You're obviously going, rory.
Yeah, that's your play, my toppick.
I'm sticking with what I'vebeen saying.
I'm sticking with Bryson.
Okay, I like those two picks.
Number one, because the courseshould be a little wet, be
playing long.
Not only that, but the Mastersalways favor somebody that can
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move the golf ball from right toleft.
Hit and draws for righties,hitting cuts for lefties.
Insert Bubba Watson, philMickelson.
They won a couple of greenjackets.
Who's your long shot, and bylong shot?
What are we saying?
What do we say?
Over 40 or 50 to 1?
Graham (51:57):
Yeah, Well, besides the top four guys, everyone's almost
over 50-1.
You know, I know we talkedprior to starting the episode
and I know you don't like totake first-timers, but man, this
(52:19):
is tough.
It's just like Corey Connorsisn been playing really well
this last few months.
Scott (52:26):
Wow, I thought you were going on a different way, I like
that I mean.
Graham (52:30):
It's just I like him.
I mean McNeely's been playingwell, but he's also another, as
you were saying, like afirst-timer yeah first-timer.
Wait, let's see when is he at,where is no, was he?
I mean, is oh, he's okay 55.
(52:55):
I mean, look, fino was what.
Didn't he finish in secondplace last year Just?
Scott (53:03):
you know, know he's had.
Graham (53:05):
I mean, it's not like he's been up and down, he's been
Consistent already.
I wouldn't be mad at that.
But yeah, I mean I'd probablysay Tony Fino.
And then I like, for somereason, just like subconsciously
, corey Connors is just likeblinking in my head right now.
So I'm going to go with thosetwo.
Scott (53:25):
You better throw something on him.
Graham (53:27):
Yeah.
Scott (53:31):
My long shot is somebody.
That's pretty funny because Iwas talking about it with TP
earlier.
I'm actually going to bet onthis guy for top 20.
I'm also going to bet on him tomiss the cut because I can't
(53:51):
wait for this.
Graham (53:52):
I have no idea who this is, by the way.
Scott (53:53):
Folks no idea, and you know I'm trying to find what is
his odds to win.
Come on, he won last week MinWoo Lee.
Oh, he hits it a long way ifthe course is wet, yeah.
Graham (54:09):
I like it it plays into his.
Scott (54:10):
I like it Well, but, like I said, I'm betting him to win
or top 20 and to miss the cut.
Graham (54:16):
Hey speaking of big names, that I would love to bet
the farm on to miss the cut.
Jon Rahm, hello, how are you,friend?
What have you done recently?
Who?
Scott (54:28):
Nothing, yeah, oh okay, Minwu's 60-1 to win.
Like ah yeah, I don'tunderstand how Jon Rahm is
literally favored higher thanBryson.
Dude, I don't get how Jon Rahmis literally favored higher than
Bryson.
Graham (54:44):
Dude, I don't get it at all.
Scott (54:45):
Ludwig, ludwig, can I do a matchup of Ludwig versus Jon
Rahm, please?
Yeah, please, even thoughLudwig missed a cut this past
week.
I mean, can I get an odds onthat matchup?
I mean, come on, how is hefavored higher than Jordan
Spieth?
Graham (55:03):
I mean he's turned.
How is he favored higher thanJordan Spieth?
I mean he's turning aroundthose last couple events I'll
give him that.
Scott (55:06):
Yeah, I like those.
I mean another top 20 or miscutVictor Hovland.
Yeah, Pick your poison.
Announcer (55:14):
Yeah.
Graham (55:21):
I don't know, I wish I could parlay miscuts Like you're
definitely getting, like youain't making it, you ain't
making it, you ain't making it.
And not obviously the obvious,the old-timers and stuff we get
that.
I'm saying like yeah, I'msaying real people you know,
like the Jordan Reeds and the.
Scott (55:39):
All right, here's a nationality prop here on
DraftKings.
Uh-oh, Top South Americanfinisher Joaquin Neiman, Nico,
et cetera.
Blah, blah, blah blah.
Jonathan Vegas or CabreraCabrera's 12 to 1.
Graham (55:59):
Let me get my trusty flip a coin out.
Scott (56:05):
Neiman's minus 165.
Wow right, just quick, you'rewasting time.
Uh, the first one, neiman, yeah, okay, how about?
Yeah Okay, how about topEuropean Rory, rom, ludwig,
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tommy, fleetwood, hovland,haddon, lowry, bob McIntyre,
straka or Sergio, I mean?
Graham (56:33):
if I'm obviously taking the big dog for the fight, of
course.
Yeah, it's Rory.
Yeah, I mean top Americanobviously is going to be
Scheffler.
I mean he's 4-1, so thatdoesn't surprise us.
I'm kind of curious how he'sgoing to play this week.
I'm kind of on the fence onwhere.
Scott (56:50):
It was funny my dad was talking about last week.
When we're talking about it hegoes you know Scheffler's kind
of in a slump.
I'm like he just shot 63 on theweekend and finished in second
place in the tour event.
I'm glad we call top tens everyweek a slump.
How good is this guy?
Graham (57:12):
Well, I mean when you won eight times on the tour last
year.
It's kind of like.
Scott (57:18):
Yeah, I don't know.
It's a fun time, dude, it'sgreat.
If you haven't downloaded theMasters app, do it.
Something new to the Mastersapp this year in the coverage?
This is pretty sick.
They're going to have a littlepart on the app where you can
view you can normally view likeaiming corner yeah, this or that
.
They're going to have everyplayer in their stats and shots
(57:44):
on the range so as they hit a7-iron on the range, you're
going to be like oh, rory justhit a 7-iron, 190 yards.
The launch angle was this, thespin rate was this.
It curved.
Graham (57:56):
This Is that any good?
Yeah, all the golf nerds outthere are like, oh my god, yes.
Scott (58:06):
Somebody like you that doesn't know if a golf ball is
stuffed or inflated are like ohyeah, that's real cool.
Graham (58:13):
It's compressed.
Go fuck yourself.
You're like wait, it's a it's.
Scott (58:17):
Masters Week.
No, I said stuffed or inflated.
I know you said compressed.
I know I said it's inflated.
Graham (58:22):
I know you said compressed.
I know I said it's neither it'scompressed Anyway whatever.
Scott (58:25):
On that note, Graham, get us out of here.
Jim Nance, enjoy your time inthe Butler cabin.
Wish I was there with you.
Graham (58:33):
Mm-hmm.
Scott (58:34):
Next year.
Hopefully everything happensright and all my friends win the
lottery and we can experiencewalking the back nine in augusta
together.
Graham (58:45):
Man, I just got goosebumps as I said that dude,
you said that and I'm like thator our three football games
working for us this year I thinkI'd rather have all my boys
yeah, I would too.
I would too for yeah.
Scott (59:02):
It doesn't even compare.
Announcer (59:03):
Yeah it doesn't.
Graham (59:04):
I'm just like, eh Nope, not at all.
But no, I totally agree, scott.
Thank you for you knowembarrassing me yet again this
week and had a blast, as always.
I'm excited for the Mastersweek.
Let's go, cougars, and you knowwhat.
I could use another beer, soI'm going to go get one, but
(59:26):
before I do that, as the besthomie always says, buh-bye.
Scott (59:31):
Graham, it's Masters Week .
Let's go.
One thing we haven't talkedabout on this episode that we
have talked about on theprevious episodes, was a hot
chick.
If you watched Ovechkin scorethe goal tonight, you saw his
wife.
She's the hot chick of the weekfor the episode.
Good night, friends, Ovechkin.
(59:52):
Thanks for letting me witnesshistory.
Let's go.
Announcer (59:55):
Bryson this episode of the bald guys on the bench
podcast is brought to you by ourfriends at north star credit
union and southern auto, locatedin southeast virginia.
Welcome to another episode of the bald guys on the
bench podcast, with your hostsGraham Cohen and Scott Wasco
what's up everyone and welcomeback to another episode of the
ball guys on the bench.
Scott (00:26):
It's Sunday night, sitting here with my boy, Graham
.
But you know, like we always do, graham, what do we got to do?
Oh my God, breaking news, bro.
This just in.
Wayne Gretzky is now one goalaway from tying Alex Ovechkin.
Can he do it?
Can it happen?
(00:46):
I mean, what are your opinionson this?
One goal behind him, you knowthe great eight.
Graham (00:54):
You know he could dust off the skates and see what
happens.
You never know.
Well, scott, I'm thirsty andit's about that time.
Can we grab one and crack one?
Scott (01:05):
Let's go.
Sorry, I had thirsty and it'sabout that time.
Can we grab one and crack one?
Graham (01:07):
Let's go, sorry, I had to just throw that in there.
Scott (01:11):
Nah, that was good.
Graham (01:12):
I thought it was appropriate for what happened.
That's not what I thought youwere going to say.
Scott (01:13):
I mean, we'll get into it in a little while, but you know
, history was made today Amazing.
We also had some history lastnight.
But before we get into any ofthis other stuff, g money it's
officially master's week, bro.
Graham (01:30):
That is the best part of the episode.
Right there, it's master's weekand that's all that I give a
shit about.
Right now.
Let me tell you, um, look, uh,things with me have been good.
I got my stitches taken out ofmy finger the other day, happy
(01:50):
about that, just been working alot.
And then you know, look, we hadthe excitement from yesterday
with the Final Four and a littlebit of golf action going on
getting us ready for the Mastersthis week.
But other than that, all goodon my side.
What about you, brother, dude?
Scott (02:06):
pretty routine weekend.
Uh went out with my boy johnnylast night for his birthday,
went back to his house for somecocktails, got home, got the end
of the watch, the end of thegame.
You know the second game lastnight, um, but you know, just
pretty much kicked it.
Uh talked fr Friday night on myway home to the new defensive
(02:28):
coordinator for my flag team.
Graham (02:36):
You got what I need.
You know how excited.
Scott (02:41):
I was right, and all the listeners out there know how
fired up I get about Kellen'sflag football.
My coaching and this and thatDude.
I was ready to run through awall for this guy and I just
talked to him on the phone for25 minutes.
On defense the offense, we allknow about it we score points,
(03:04):
that's not a problem.
We've been a little lacklusteron defense and no fingers
pointed at anybody.
It's hard to pull a flag.
It's easier to tackle somebodythan it is to pull a flag.
Announcer (03:20):
I hope.
Scott (03:22):
But anyhow, my new assistant coach played college
football defensive guy.
I'm stoked.
I was texting kellen oh nice,just scored to go up two to one,
baby, let's go.
Uh, I'm fired up.
You know, fired up.
I text kellen.
He was with the, with myin-laws and they were doing this
(03:43):
.
Kellen's all fired up.
He's like let's go.
But anyhow, that was my weekendWatched the final four games.
Last night After, right beforethe Duke-Houston game started, I
got on Instagram over atJohnny's house and I noticed our
boy that's been on the showR-squared, ricky Romano, that
(04:05):
played golf at the University ofHouston.
He was actually at the gamebecause the PGA Tour is in San
Antonio the Final Four.
What a coincidence for him.
Is that any good?
Yeah?
Announcer (04:17):
right, he was at the game.
Scott (04:18):
Must be nice.
And I was like hell, yeah,we're texting back and forth.
I'm like I'm so pumped, dude,you get to go watch the game.
You, oh yeah, we're textingback and forth.
I'm like I'm so pumped, dude,you get to go watch the game.
You know your boys where youwent to school and after the
game how funny was the textthread with our fantasy league.
I mean, our boy, Romano, was onone.
It was awesome.
We're not getting into thedetails of that conversation,
but it was awesome.
Graham (04:40):
We won't get into it, but I will say this I believe I
mentioned it to you when I wastalking to you on the phone last
night Just his excitement Notmy excitement, but just his
excitement and just chatting andus, you know, throwing jabs at
each other and all that stuff.
It's just like man.
I really miss that dude and Ireally can't wait for all of us
(05:03):
to get back together again.
Scott (05:03):
Like I really miss that guy.
He's a really good guy.
I literally told kristin thesame thing today when I was
reading off the conversationfrom her fantasy thread maddie's
haymaker about the face, mineabout you know, vegas.
Kristin is over here.
Yeah, she's dying.
She goes, man, we need to hangout with that kid soon and I'm
(05:24):
like right, but yeah, couldn'tbe more fired up for R-Squared.
Hoping H-Town gets it donetomorrow night.
To be honest with you, I hopethey do so.
Before we get going on theDuke-Houston game, we got to
talk about the Florida game alittle bit.
First half I was actually offto eat Like I told you didn't
(05:44):
get to see most of it.
On the way to Johnny's house Isee the Gators are trailing by
eight and instantly whipped upDraftKings.
Bada bing, bada, boom.
Took Florida minus four and ahalf in the second half.
Easy win, maybe the easiest winof the weekend, unless you had
over eight and a half in theCardinals-Red Sox game.
Unless you had over eight and ahalf in the Cardinals Red Sox
(06:05):
game, because I think that scorewas like 18 to three or some
shit like that.
It turned it off.
Damn, got on there.
Yeah, damn, that's one of thosegames You're like man.
Why didn't I bet a little moreon this?
It was over in the fuckingfourth inning.
Announcer (06:17):
Right God dang.
Scott (06:19):
Yeah, but anyhow, dude, we got to talk Florida-Auburn.
You know the second half whenyou talk Florida and you talk
Florida basketball this season,my guy, walter Clayton Jr, stud.
He, absolutely ridiculous had30 last night.
Dude, I think he's playing.
He started his college careerat Iona I'm sorry where.
(06:43):
I think that's in New York.
I don't know if you're right oryou're wrong.
Yeah, but it's a great guess.
You sounded confident.
Graham (06:52):
I'm pretty positive, Pretty positive.
Whatever Kill me in thecontents, people in the comments
.
Scott (06:59):
Whatever Just kill me, like no, yes, I don't know, it's
better than what I was going tosay.
Graham (07:06):
Midwest, yeah, no, I'm pretty sure it's.
Scott (07:07):
New York.
But my guy just lit it up lastnight, dude, it was close back
and forth and then they justpulled away at the end.
You know it's pretty solid,pretty solid, good game.
Florida's been in everybody'sconversation for a while.
They beat Auburn from the SECthat they're familiar with Both
(07:30):
teams, very familiar with eachother.
But then, dude, we go into theDuke-Houston game and everybody
on here knows about my bet.
I placed in November 12-1 for$10, going to win some money.
Place in November 12-1 for $10,you know, going to win some
money.
Dude, before we even talk aboutthe first half, I'm sitting
(07:51):
here with like six minutes leftin the game.
They're offering me a cash out$75.
And I'm like no dude, they'reup 12 with seven minutes left.
Graham (08:02):
No one is taking the cash out.
I don't care, I agree.
Scott (08:07):
No one is taking the cash out.
I don't.
I agree no one's taking that,nobody.
But let's go back to the firsthalf.
There's our rewind.
Yeah, duke's up six At halftime, close game.
They're battling, right,they're battling.
(08:35):
I instantly took Duke minus twoand a half or one and a half in
the second half.
So I'm like all right, needthem to win by eight.
Duke's going to wear, they'regoing to wear them down, like
they did everybody in thetournament.
They wore them down in thesecond half and their depth
showed up.
Well, they didn't.
I was shocked, the whole worldwas shocked.
I mean our squares jumping offrooftops, dude, I don't even
(09:04):
know what to say.
I had all this shit ready totalk about.
I'm making middle notes whenI'm at Johnny's watching the
first half and watching thefirst.
I don't know what can we callit.
First 30 minutes of the game,right, first half, 20.
And then, yeah, I'm like, I'mlike ready to, and I can't what
(09:24):
happened?
I can't blame on this kid.
I'm ready to crown Flag the man, the myth, the legend, Right, I
mean even beating.
The bookie threw something outlast night and I'll be damned if
I don't believe it.
Cooper Flag at 18 is betterthan LeBron James at 18.
Graham (09:46):
He has more all-around game.
Scott (09:48):
I would say Just because Flagg has that thing in between
your ears, it's called a brainAt 18,.
At 18, he's a smarter player.
Okay, I'll give you that.
Am I doubting LeBron's skills?
Shut up.
No way in hell, no Right.
(10:10):
What I'm saying is at age 18.
Graham (10:14):
Yeah, no, I understand what you're saying.
I agree with him yeah.
Scott (10:18):
You know, not saying career yeah, not saying no,
we're saying at the age that heis right now.
Anyhow, back to the game.
Dude up 14 with eight minutesand three seconds left Up.
Nine with two minutes and sixseconds left Up three with 25
(10:42):
seconds left Up.
One with 19 seconds left loseby three.
Graham (10:49):
You know, I was working last night while I was watching
the game we weren't really thatbusy, but there were some people
, some regulars, who werewatching the game and one of the
guys was saying, and thinkingback on it, it makes a lot of
sense.
And he's just like you know, hehas no dog in the fight, which
(11:11):
is what really pissed me offeven more, that I told him that
I'm rooting for Duke, not onlybecause I mean fuck the bracket,
I can care less about that shit.
I'm a Duke fan, right, duke fan, right.
He's like you know, graham,when you're watching it it
(11:32):
looked like duke was, you know,was that animal?
That's like hunting for itsdinner.
And then they catch it, butthey don't kill it right away,
did?
It's kind of like swat at itand like fuck around with it and
play with it and just like, allright, I got you.
I'm not gonna finally stick allmy teeth in you and kill you
and eat you, but I'm just gonnaplay around with you a little
bit, make it more fun.
(11:53):
And what happens when you justwhen you just let people hang
around and hang around and hangaround, oh, and, by way, go six
minutes without scoring a basketor, you know, being 0 for 7
from the field in aneight-minute span.
You know all the practice, allthe preparation that you had
(12:19):
from the preseason to during theseason to March Madness.
All of that, from the preseasonto during the season to March
Madness, all of that, look, Idon't think it was a situation
of the moment got to them.
I just think it was a situationof I mean, look, there was one
play like that inbound play,that that was a mental error
(12:40):
type of a situation.
But and look, I'm not makingany excuses Houston won.
I'll give them their flowers,congratulations, but when you're
the I know where you're gonnago?
no, no, no I'm not, I'm not, I'mnot even bringing up the foul.
I'm just gonna say that whenyou average shooting 42 from the
(13:00):
three point line, when youaverage shooting 65 from the
field, and then you go, when youaverage shooting 65% from the
field and then you go cold,that's not, oh, the moment's too
big for us, that's bad fuckingluck.
You know, and it's just youknow, the Cooper flag play at
the end.
Missing that and Homeboymissing the free throws.
Scott (13:20):
Yeah, one-on-one.
That's not Duke basketball.
As much as I hate on Dukebecause I'm a Carolina fan yeah,
one-on-one, it's.
That's not Duke basketball.
As much as I hate on Dukebecause I'm a Carolina fan,
there's just those squads thatare known for making the correct
play in crunch time.
Right, it's like it's Duke,it's Carolina, it's Kentucky.
(13:43):
You know, it's the Blue Bloods.
You know what I mean?
100%, it's UCLA back in theheyday.
To see that last night and thatepic collapse, it was like,
like I told you last night, I'mthe biggest Carolina fan there
is.
I hate Duke.
I kind of felt sorry for him.
Graham (14:03):
Yeah, Dude, I'm watching it unfold and I'm just
speechless.
I don't even know what to say.
I'm like can I buy a bucket?
It was Please, anything.
Scott (14:15):
It was just like wow, man Couldn't believe it.
And yeah, I agree, the foulCooper flag at the end of the
game.
People bitching about that andsaying that's the reason of the
outcome of the game.
Graham, just said it withoutsaying it.
You got to make shots.
Graham (14:36):
Yeah, you can't go cold for eight minutes.
Scott (14:38):
Yeah, you got to score points.
Even if you scored points andCooper got called with a foul,
guess what?
You're probably still leadingthe game.
You only lost by three and youdidn't score a God dang point.
And how long you scored onepoint in how many minutes?
Graham (14:54):
Like eight, almost.
It was like seven or eightminutes.
Like, thank God they did havethat 12 point lead.
You know what I'm saying?
Like if it was close they couldhave got blown out by 12 type
of a situation.
It's just.
I've always said, and I'm a firmbeliever in things happen for a
reason.
I mean, unfortunately this isto the detriment of the team
(15:17):
that I root for, but if thereever was a chance for Calvin
Sampson, and now that he's withHouston, to take him to the
championship and have a chanceto win a title, it bodes well
for him.
And look, you can be good for along period of time.
It doesn't matter who you are.
(15:37):
I'm not calling it the yips,I'm not saying anything like
that, but it's just likesometimes the unexpected happens
and the unexpected happened andit just was unfortunate that it
happened in the final four, inthe last eight to nine minutes
of the game.
(15:57):
Like if that would happen inthe when the game started, duke
could have rallied back and cameback.
But just the fact that you cansurvive that, exactly, it's just
the timing of everything.
As they say, timing iseverything, but it's just.
It is what it is and all youcan do is just say, hey, it
(16:20):
happened.
I can't say that they lost to abetter team, because I don't
think they were a better team,but they were a better team that
night and it's just.
It is what it is.
It's unfortunate, especiallybecause, as a Duke fan, they've
(16:41):
been close within the last a fewtimes the last 10, 15 years or
the last 10 years per se to geta title.
But as I was telling you, youknow, off air, I had a quiet how
do I say this?
Like I had a quiet confidenceabout this team this year that I
wasn't really showboating.
(17:02):
I wasn't like, oh you know,we're going to win it.
And it was just like't reallyshowboating.
I wasn't like, oh you know,we're going to win it.
And it was just like I reallylike their chances.
They play really good defense,they shoot the ball really well.
They're, you know, mentallytough and the way they've been
playing, they're tough to beatand they've been handling
everybody.
So if you keep going down theroad of expecting the things to
(17:25):
happen and then they don't, it'slike Guy, I saw enough of your
squad before November 1st toplace a bet on them.
Agreed, I know that's what I'msaying.
It's just it's.
Scott (17:42):
So, anyhow, championship matchup, bro.
We got Florida and HoustonGators one-point favorites.
The total is 141.5.
The bald guys on the bench poolbasically comes down to this
game If Florida wins, buckeyewins, if Houston wins looks like
Badger wins.
Crazy Kellum was all bummedbecause he was in first place
(18:09):
after the Florida win and then,with Houston beating Duke, he
got knocked down to second placebecause Badger and Buckeye both
have Florida play in Houston.
Graham (18:22):
Speaking of two blind squirrels that just happened to
find a nut.
Announcer (18:30):
Oh, Badger.
Graham (18:31):
You know it's funny.
I was looking at the line forthis game, so maybe with you at
DraftKings it was at one.
I got it here with MGM at oneand a half.
But the crazy thing is I'mgoing to take Houston.
Houston plus one and a half isminus 110.
But that money line is plus 110or plus 105.
(18:56):
I'm like this ain't a one-pointgame.
If they're going to win, youknow what I mean.
I'm like I might as well justtake the money line, which I'm
going to do.
Scott (19:09):
Yeah, it's hard to make a pick on this game.
I think it's a good matchup.
Announcer (19:15):
Yeah.
Scott (19:16):
You know, obviously it's not the matchup the world wanted
.
Everybody wanted Florida Duke.
But you know, you get what youget and we're getting age town
and right in Florida.
So that's the game we'retalking about.
I don't know, man, I have noidea.
I'm just, I'm not betting withmy brain, I'm betting with my
(19:36):
heart and that's for our boyR-squared.
Let's go Cougs.
Yeah, back in the day whenRomano was at Houston and I was
at SCGA, he would send me allthe golf tees with H-Town on it
and the Cougars.
I had tons of golf hats fromthe university.
He would give me all his ProV1s I forget what number it was,
(19:57):
because it had the littleCougar logo on the side and he
hated like I'm just going tosorry Armando, number four maybe
I don't know.
He would send me dozens of allthe balls he gets.
So I played Houston Cougar ProV1s with the number four on it
for years.
That's awesome.
So I represented back then.
I'm going to represent tomorrow.
Let's go H-Town.
(20:19):
You know, represent your boy.
Graham (20:22):
Well, yes, sir, and you know I can't say friend of the
program, but someone that yousign off to every episode.
You know Jim Nance, littlealumni at the game.
Scott (20:34):
Did you see him at the game last?
Graham (20:36):
night, of course I saw him yeah.
Scott (20:39):
Is that any good?
I mean, hello friends, let's goCougars.
I mean, is that any good?
And he gets to leave thenational championship game
tomorrow and let's take a littleprivate flight to Augusta,
georgia.
Yeah, we get to hang out atAugusta all week.
Thanks for playing.
(20:59):
Yep, it's that time, folks,it's that time.
So we obviously just made ourpicks.
Don't need to ask you.
You're taking it.
Yeah, anybody out there betting.
You better take the Gators,yeah.
Graham (21:17):
I don't know.
Yeah, I know right, fuckFlorida, yeah.
Scott (21:22):
Dude, something we were talking about earlier.
I can't believe we saw it.
Ovechkin yes, he got it today.
Dude, unbelievable, the chase.
I mean to break Gretzky'srecord.
It was unbelievable Fridaynight.
(21:43):
He scored two goals to tie it,dude.
And there's still time left inthe game.
The Blackhawks pull their goalieand you can see the
conversation the head coach ofthe Capitals is having with
Ovechkin.
He's like do you want to go onthe ice?
And you can see Ovechkinliterally shake his head and say
(22:05):
no, I'm not scoring the recordon an empty net.
Respect gets respect, respect,right, and something you and I
were talking about the othernight.
And I'm like that's somethingyou don't see in all other
sports.
Hockey players are the best inmy opinion.
(22:30):
He respects the game, herespects the history.
He's like no chance, bro, am Igoing to do that?
I'm not breaking this recordthat's been there for 31 years.
On an empty net, no chance.
The rookie scores his firstgoal in an empty netter.
Ovechkin goes back out when thegoalie's on the ice and in the
(22:51):
last minute or whatever, don'tyou worry about it.
Ovechkin was peppering the shitout of homeboy trying to get
that goal friday night, butthat's a different situation.
I don't care what you say, Imean, like the example I told
you, the other night brett farvefell down so strahan could get
the sack record for a seasonfell down but why would he do
(23:15):
that, though?
Graham (23:16):
Because?
Scott (23:17):
they're boys.
Graham (23:23):
I'm not saying it didn't happen.
Scott (23:26):
If Brett Favre didn't fall down and trip oh the turf
monster got me your boy, tj Watt, would have the all-time sack
record for a season.
Graham (23:35):
You ain't wrong.
Well, TJ Watt also got strippedof his.
Announcer (23:40):
Should have got a half a sack anyway.
Scott (23:41):
Whatever, nobody was falling down for TJ is all I'm
saying.
Oh, facts.
Announcer (23:47):
Facts.
Graham (23:49):
I mean, look Anyhow, look Anyhow.
So something I heard thismorning In the car ride Into
work at the butt crack of dawnthis morning was Something that
really kind of surprised me alittle bit.
Did you know, scott, that?
I mean I don't know how long hewas doing this, maybe at least
(24:12):
the last couple of days, but itwas told that Gretzky was
traveling with the we talkedabout this last week.
Scott (24:23):
We did on this show.
Graham (24:27):
Well, I had a bunch of beverages last web, so all right
, next topic.
So I watched the.
I got you.
Scott (24:36):
Hold on.
I mean, I'm not even asking Canwe get two claps and a Ric
Flair?
And that means two slaps and aRic Flair.
Can we get one?
Graham (24:43):
I already just did one.
Scott (24:45):
When you say the dumbest shit you've ever said.
For now, on from this moment onthe episode, you got to do a
two slaps and a Ric Flair.
Okay, here we go.
I'm going to just show you whatyou need to do.
Graham (24:56):
I already hit myself once.
For now, let's stop.
Scott (24:59):
No, two smacks in a Ric Flair.
You know, normally it's twoclaps in a Ric Flair.
Now I'm making a new rule, sothis is what you have to do Woo,
two smacks in a Ric Flair.
Graham (25:17):
Let's see it, Because that was the second dumbest shit
you've ever said In my defensewhen I brought this up to you
before you didn't say anything.
Scott (25:23):
Well, we're waiting.
You didn't bring this up to mebefore.
I definitely didn't.
You told me you saw somethingthat you wanted to talk about in
regards to Ovechkin.
You didn't.
We're waiting.
All right, all right all right,all right, let's go, woo, Thank
(25:43):
you.
Thanks for giving the peoplewhat they want.
Graham, looking like anabsolute moron.
Anyhow, all right, so thesecond thing was oh God, was
this?
Graham (25:54):
No, no no, no, no, Three episodes ago, no, no.
This is you know what, scott.
So I watched the, becauseobviously I didn't watch it
while it happened, when hescored, bro, obviously because
of how close it is in the trainride, dude, when a veteran did
make that score, the whole placelit up.
(26:14):
I'm wondering how many peoplefrom Washington, you know,
actually came up for the game,or if it was just the, as you
say, the respect for the gameand the player you know that
everyone else was here's theaverage ticket price last night
or going into today for the gameat the Islanders was like 1200
bucks.
(26:37):
Not a fucking chance.
Scott (26:41):
If, if, if, I had that kind of expendable income to go
see history?
Yes, but the funniest thingabout this is and don't I saw
this earlier Ovechkin hasaccomplished a feat that was
once considered impossible Getthe entire world to watch an
Islanders game.
Announcer (26:59):
Show me, oh God.
Scott (27:08):
Is that any good?
But here's the craziest thing,and then we're going to move on.
Because it's Masters week, wegot a lot of golf to talk about.
The fact today is theanniversary of the Washington
Capitals winning the lottery andbeing able to draft Ovechkin is
absolutely the wildest statyou'll ever hear.
Graham (27:33):
The worst part is this overshadowsadows crosby 20 years
of, you know, averaging a pointper game, but whatever.
Oh, I can't wait to wear avideo.
The look on scott's face rightnow.
Scott (27:51):
Oh man folks.
Graham (28:00):
Graham, you were just Dude.
The best part was earlier, whenwe were talking.
I was just like, yeah, so howare the Capitals doing?
And you're like dude, they'rein first place in the East.
I was like, oh, that's prettygood.
Scott (28:12):
So when you try to come on the show and bring hockey
stats and you don't even knowthat the Capitals are number one
in the East, you might want tocheck yourself out the door.
Graham (28:21):
Hey, that's why you're the hockey guy bro.
Scott (28:25):
Speaking of hockey guys, breaking news.
We got a special guest and aspecial episode.
Next week we're going to comeout with our normal Sunday night
show, obviously once we knowwho the Master Champ is, but
then, before the NHL playoffsstart, we're going to bring on
our resident hockey guru, noneother than TP.
(28:48):
Tp.
Can't wait, bro, it's going tobe fun.
Graham (28:53):
Can't wait to have you on yes, I look forward to
learning about something gamewith a stick and a puck and
things I don't know skates dude,you're ridiculous speaking of
as we're rolling into theMasters.
Scott (29:12):
dude, it's Masters week.
We got a lot of shit to talkabout with Augusta Before we
came on the air breaking news.
Someone we talked about acouple weeks ago, cabrera fresh
out of jail playing at Augustathis week because he's a past
champion Just won on theChampions Tour today.
Him and Scotty Scheffler arenow the only two guys to have
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been in jail and won a PGA toursanctioned event in the last 12
months.
Not only that, but they bothwon the masters.
Graham (29:47):
That's unbelievable.
I love that.
Scott (29:51):
Dude TP.
Thanks for that stat, bro.
This is why you're coming onthe show, that's unbelievable.
I love that Dude.
Amazing Brian Harmon won on thetour.
Brutal conditions, brutal storycame out I learned about today
(30:12):
about Brian Harmon as he waswalking up the 18th hole, his
nanny he was in a tournament inAsia like a year ago and his
family took a vacation toFlorida.
His son got swooped out to theocean from an undercurrent and
his nanny went to go rescue him.
She got injured.
Another dude rescued BrianHarmon's kid kid and his nanny's
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literally been in a coma sinceand they sent her home two days
ago to hospice.
When he was talking about thisdude at the end, when he won the
event, it was just likemind-blowing.
You know, my guy just won a PGATour event and this lady has
been his nanny forever and triedto rescue his kid and is going
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to pass away.
Wow, yeah, I was just like wow,kristen, when they were talking
about it on the air.
I'm like are they talking abouthis son or the nanny?
Because they were saying it sofast and I was trying to
comprehend what the shit theywere talking about, because I'd
never heard about it like yeah,that's odd brian harman's, not
some journeyman, I mean, youknow what I mean, he's a.
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He's a major winner,surprisingly, yeah, and your boy
won big on that one.
Remember, I remember that oneon that.
Oh, we talked about it on theshow waster dom is back to that
blind squirrel again.
Blind squirrels find nuts.
Announcer (31:43):
D's.
Scott (31:43):
Master's week, dude.
Oh Jesus, I'm surprised youdidn't go with who?
Graham (31:49):
Hey, I'm trying to stop.
I'm not trying to use it asmuch, I'm trying to preserve it.
You know what I mean.
Scott (31:56):
Master's week Number one.
I'm glad I'm not going.
Graham (32:01):
Said no one ever Practice round.
Scott (32:04):
Yeah, because tomorrow's practice round.
I just got an email from thePGA of America.
The parking lot, everything'sclosed until further notice.
Jesus, they're supposed to getabout two inches of rain
tomorrow.
Graham (32:16):
Can you imagine if that was the only day that you won in
the pool?
Scott (32:20):
Oh my, God, the exact same thing I thought of when I
was just like Dude the thousandsof dollars in flights rental.
Graham (32:32):
That's what I'm saying Flights, rental cars, hotels
Dude, I'd be that guy.
I'd be like fuck it.
Dollars in flights you spentrental.
That's what I'm saying.
Flights, rental cars, hotels,ah, dude, I'd be that guy, be
like fuck it.
Like I will walk there.
I don't care if no one's out,I'm paying my money.
I'm gonna at least walk thecourse.
I don't care if no one's outthere playing grim, I'm getting
my money.
Scott (32:49):
You can't get in, bro, then I can't get in, bro.
They can't get in.
They're not even allowingpeople in the parking lot.
Well, you know, for the cars, Ifigured you could walk, no.
Graham (33:03):
They're not letting anybody in, ain't that a?
Scott (33:06):
Damn, yeah, that's brutal , so that sucks, dude.
Announcer (33:10):
That's brutal.
Scott (33:11):
Looking at the forecast for the week you week.
I was thinking about thisearlier when I sent you the
notes about who's going to win,who's not going to win.
It's 99% chance of raintomorrow and they're supposed to
get over an inch.
Then it's supposed to be niceTuesday, wednesday, thursday, of
course it'll dry out a littlebit.
Friday 75% chance of rain.
We all know Augusta has the subair shit in the green so they
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can suck the moisture out of thegreens, but they can't do it in
the fairways.
So, thinking about that, it'sgoing to be a wet golf course.
It changes the way you pickthings.
You know.
Yeah, the course isn't going tobe as firm and fast as
everybody wants it to be.
(33:55):
The greens will be, yeah, butthe fairways won't.
So that changes a little bitwith the way you think about
picking.
Yeah, not a little bit, a lotbit.
Graham (34:09):
Yeah, yeah, but I know through our conversations prior
that it's still between two guysfor us, unless things have
changed since the last time wespoke no they haven't changed.
Scott (34:23):
I'm still sticking with my pick.
Yeah, but it takes some guys.
I think if the course is goingto be that wet, it takes some
guys out.
Oh, exactly, for sure that in afirm, fast situation should be
in play Right.
(34:43):
When you see the conditions,the first thing you think and TP
said it he goes dude, thecourse is going to be wet.
Just give the jacket to Roryright now.
Remember the US Open he won atCongressional in DC on a silken
wet golf course.
I think he won by like five orsix.
Yeah, he dominated.
Announcer (35:05):
Dominated.
Scott (35:08):
I mean I like my pick, that I'm still saying I'm
hanging with Bryson.
Announcer (35:17):
Yeah.
Scott (35:20):
He, he hits it pretty far .
Graham (35:21):
Last time I saw you know , a few extra yards longer than
you, just a few.
Scott (35:27):
But yeah than me.
Come on, guy, he probably hitshis three iron past my driver
and pitching wedge combineddistance that's going out on a
limb, kind of like all youpeople that pick number one
seeds in your brackets.
Oh well, way to take a chance.
I mean, come on, get fucked God.
Graham (35:54):
Am I wrong?
No, I'm hitting the nail on thehead, you ain't wrong.
Scott (36:00):
I mean, but Champions Dinner, dude, Tuesday night.
We always do this on the show.
We have to do it again.
Yeah, Real quick.
If you won the Masters for yourthird time I think this is our
third masters episode, it iswhat would you?
What would you serve at yourthird champions dinner?
(36:20):
And I don't remember what Ipicked for my first or second I
don't even know.
Graham (36:24):
But to be honest, as you're saying this, I'm just
reflecting on the fact that yousaid this is our third, like
it's gotta be right.
Announcer (36:32):
No, it's a hundred percent.
Scott (36:34):
Our third yeah our third master's edition.
Wow, you know what that?
Graham (36:40):
deserves a smack in the face a beer claps and a rick
flair.
Scott (36:45):
Two claps and a rick flair.
Let's go ready one, two.
I mean, you're welcome, you'rewelcome, you're welcome.
It was pretty hard to time.
I know I was like waiting foryou Probably my whole household
is probably like what the hellis dad doing?
Graham (37:06):
in the living room right now.
Scott (37:07):
Oh man.
So master's dinner, real quick.
What you're going to serve, oh,what's your.
What's your?
What's your appetizer?
What's your entree?
What's your dessert?
B?
What's your entree?
What's your dessert?
Bada, bing, bada, boom.
Without thinking too hard,first thing that comes to your
head.
What's your appetizer?
Cucumber salad.
Oh, baby you.
Graham (37:27):
Got what I need.
Got what I need.
Scott (37:30):
And you say he's just a friend.
Graham (37:33):
Anyhow, what's your option, brisket?
I'll go a little Texas.
Scott (37:39):
Theme A little Texas theme you know, do a little
brisket.
Graham (37:42):
and then you know, I've said the last two previous
because it's my fave Pecan pie.
Got to do it, that is.
Scott (37:53):
Hey, when you got a favorite dessert, you got a
favorite dessert.
You got a favorite dessert.
Right, it is what it is.
I mean, it is what it is.
I'm just gonna go appetizers,bro.
It's got to be some kind ofseafood theme.
I'm gonna go with some scallopswrapped in bacon.
Okay, you know, let's go someshrimp.
You know, let's go.
Little finger foods meanscallops.
(38:15):
Got to be from the Northeast,though.
I mean let's go.
I don't even want to talk aboutsome scallops right now.
God dang, you're making mehungry as shit.
Entree, I'm just going to goout there right now.
And just because my wife anddaughter dominated it the other
night, I don't even know if Itold you this I'm going some
(38:35):
straight hibachi.
Oh shit, I want some filet, Iwant some shrimp, I want some
scallops on that shit too, andwe'll throw in a little yard
bird chicken.
I want some straight hibachi.
Graham (38:48):
Could you imagine the champion's dinner?
There's hibachi set up andthere's like just these asian
dudes.
They're like okay, open yourmouth tiger you ever seen?
Scott (38:58):
oh, you catch a shrimp.
Have you ever seen egg roll?
Then he does a little onionvolcano.
Augusta clubhouse burns downbecause was champions?
Champion dinner goes crazy.
Oh my God, you're welcome.
No, but like I was saying, dude, ava and Kristen dominate some
(39:21):
Mabachi on the Blackstone.
The other night it was sick.
I had some chicken and shrimpNice.
They probably made enough tofeed the entire state of Nevada.
Announcer (39:28):
But you know, it was really good.
Scott (39:30):
And I ate the rest of it today.
Graham (39:31):
So let's go Nice, nice, red it was really good, and I
ate the rest of it today, solet's go Nice, Nice, Red Velvet
Cake.
Scott (39:35):
You know, the staple Classic, Never veering away from
that.
Dude storylines going intoAugusta.
You know Rory wins Creedfinishes off the career Grand
Slam my guy's got two winsalready and signature events.
(39:56):
There's no higher pressure on aplayer in the field more than
him yeah how's he handle it?
You know there's.
This is the most pressure everthat has been on rory going into
Augusta because of what hashappened earlier in the season
with the two wins.
Graham (40:18):
I mean that pressure in the final round at the US Open
last year was kind of stiff, butNot more than this no, I feel
you.
I mean, look, it's Not more.
I mean no.
I 100% agree with you.
Look, I don't want to bepremature with it, I'm just
going to say it right now.
I don't give a fuck, he's mypick, everything how he's been
(40:43):
playing, obviously, as you said,the two wins Also recently or
like a week ago.
You know, look, I'm taking mytime with the full swing
episodes on Netflix guys, sowhat, who cares?
But I just saw that lastepisode, you know, when they
showed the US Open from lastyear between you know Rory and
(41:03):
Bryson and the letdown there,and it's just like.
You know just how the episodewas talking about Rory and his
career.
It's just like you know I'vebeen thinking about it.
It's like, look, rory is notTiger.
I get that, no one is Tiger.
You know what I mean.
Like Jack obviously is theclosest, but my point in saying
(41:27):
that is this Rory's been the guyfor so long in Tiger's absence,
or even I guess you could evensay shadow, that it's just like
he's been so consistent for solong that it's just like you.
I mean, look, even with tiger,like he dominated, but all those
(41:51):
years of being hurt, notplaying, I mean a lot of people
just forget.
It's just like, hey, man,tiger's really only played what
three years of competitive golfin the last 12,.
You know it's just like we'restill reminiscing of him and his
game that it's just like Roryhas been that guy.
He's been a top, top 10 player,top five player in the world
(42:12):
for a solid 10 years.
He's been on the tour for what?
Almost 18 years now and he'sjust he's been that guy for so
long that you just kind of takeit for granted type of a
situation.
And I think now I'm kind of atthe point where it's just like I
mean I've already I've likedRory, I've had nothing against
him A lot of the times wherehe's been in the thick of it at
(42:34):
the end.
I will not lie, I have rootedfor other people against him.
I mean, look, I rooted forBryson last year, you know, at
Pinehurst in the open.
But now it's just like you knowwhat.
I think I'm ready to give himhis due, like I'm.
I mean I'm gonna root for himand I'm gonna put my pick behind
(42:56):
him.
And I look, we know he can play, we know he knows the golf
course.
He can play it very well.
He's almost won the thing If hedidn't have that blow up on 10
and a couple other times, butit's just like he can do it.
It's just in previous years.
Certain things kind of like howin the Duke game Sometimes you
(43:19):
can have your best stuff for solong and at that week or that
round that few holes.
Scott (43:28):
It's not about questioning Can Rory do it or
not?
Oh, he can do it.
The thing about winning atAugusta Is the mental oh for
sure side of it.
Yeah, and like I was sayingearlier, the pressure that is
(43:48):
going to be on this guy when hesteps on the 10th tee with a
two-shot lead on Sunday and he'sgot Ludwig, he's got Scotty,
he's got Bryson, two shotsbehind him how's he going to
handle it?
(44:08):
Right, because we all know weall know, you and I have
witnessed it the roars on Sundayon the back nine at Augusta are
not just what people talk about, they are real.
Right, and something you and Ialso know there's not
(44:32):
leaderboards at Augusta nationalthat show where you stand on
every other hole, like everyother event.
Right, they only have yourgroup.
And when you're hearing roars,you don't have an effing clue
what's going on.
And our boy Badger can't evensell you one.
Graham (44:54):
You're right, I mean when we were there.
Scott (44:59):
I take it back to my only Sunday at Augusta.
Jordan Spieth's running awayfrom the tournament.
They've already made the turnon the back nine.
I'm sitting on the 18th greenand Phil holds out for Eagle
where you were I don't know ifit was 13 or 15, a bunker shot
(45:20):
and the roar that we heard fromthe 18th green the guy sitting
next to me that had been to thelast 20 majors goes.
That's not a roar of anythingbut an eagle.
Graham (45:33):
Yeah, I mean yeah, it was a 15 on the big scoreboard
on 18.
Scott (45:38):
Yeah, as they changed the number from Phil to show Eagle,
that roar was almost as loud asthe roar that you heard down
from the 15th hole.
Yeah, so now you got all theseroars and you got Rory trying to
win the career grand slam.
What he has to do to put on thegreen jacket this coming Sunday
(46:04):
is going to be the hardest winof his career and I want to see
it.
I'm pulling for the guy Ahundred percent.
I want to see that.
But what he has to do mentallyWow.
Graham (46:22):
Now let me ask you a question Does your opinion
change on him for better,positively, if he does complete
the Grand Slam, or is he alreadyin that upper echelon of
players?
Scott (46:38):
Dude, he's already in the upper echelon Right.
Graham (46:40):
Yeah.
It's more of just likecheckingelon Right?
Yeah, he's.
I mean it's more of just likeChecking off the box.
Scott (46:45):
Let's do it.
Yeah, you know, let's.
Yeah, let's join that new crowd.
Yeah, you know he deserves it.
Graham (46:53):
Oh, 100%.
I mean, he's Unofficially,officially been the face of the
league For how many years now?
Scott (47:00):
Yeah, it's been a while dude officially been the face of
the league for how many yearsnow?
Yeah, it's been a while, dude,it's been a while.
And, like I said, after he wonthe playoff, the players hitting
those little flighted seeds,hitting that half shot yeah,
those shots, dude, that's whathe's got to hit.
Nobody ever doubted the guy'sthe best driver of the golf ball
(47:23):
on the goddamn planet.
Graham (47:24):
Yeah, I mean, dude, he's a surgeon, without a doubt
Surgeon.
Scott (47:29):
My guy misses greens with wedges in his hands and, like I
said, the first thing he didwith Butch Harmon hit little
flighted shots.
Learn how to hit this half shot.
Yeah, you know, he did it inthe playoff on 17.
You know, it's all grass.
The guy I don't know With hislength, every par five's
(47:50):
reachable.
Yeah, you know, two's reachable.
Eight is the only one,depending on where they put the
T's Right, that's even inquestion.
Announcer (48:00):
Yeah, you know 13,.
Scott (48:02):
I mean, that's not in question.
Yeah, you know 13 that I meanthat's not even 15, simple.
But hit some fighted wages, hitit in the right spot of the
green name of the game.
But, like I said, the mentalpart of it, wow, wow.
And the pressure, the questionshe's going to get in the press
(48:26):
conferences this week leading upto Thursday.
How does he handle that firstround?
Graham (48:35):
You know, the more you keep talking about the pressure
and how he's going to handle it,does that like all I can think
about?
As you're saying that?
It's just like.
I just feel like people justtake for granted what tiger
woods did, like he was theodds-on favorite.
Every match he he stepped on,like every tournament he he
signed up for.
(48:55):
He, like everyone, expects himto win, and especially the
majors.
He was always favored andespecially to put himself in
contention, not only not onlythat, but the intimidation
factor of tiger oh peoplecrumbled.
Scott (49:11):
I'll.
I'll take this back to 2004 atscga in murrieta, california.
Okay, it, it's the Wednesdaynight before the California
State Open.
Your boy got an exemptionbecause it was his course, right
, and I'm on the putting greenwith the guy that I used to get
lessons from and we're justputting and a guy that he taught
(49:38):
as a kid that ended up winningthe event, a player that you
probably know of, jason Gore.
Yeah, comes up on the puttinggreen and Arliss introduces me
to him.
We're talking and Arliss goeslook at all the dudes down on
the range right now grindingtrying to find a golf swing the
night before the tournament.
And Jason's like exactly, yougot to dance with the girl you
(50:04):
brought at this point Facts.
And then Arliss goes and Jasongoes.
I've played with Tiger in eventsand when you shake his hand,
tiger's really saying you know?
Tiger's saying to you hey,graham, nice to meet you, let's
have a good day.
And in his mind he goes I'mgoing to meet you, let's have a
good day.
And in his mind he goes I'mgonna drum you by six today.
(50:25):
Facts, yeah, and, and peopleknew that, but that's a
different topic yeahunfortunately homeboy ain't
playing this week.
Graham (50:37):
That's sad dude, we're not even gonna get into that.
Dude his april fools.
Sad Dude his April Fools, orhis post on Twitter Dude, it was
awful.
Dude, he had me for 10 seconds.
Not even 10, like five seconds.
Scott (50:53):
I was like what I was right there, what, what Right
there, dude, I like jumped outof my seat.
Graham (50:57):
I was like what, what did?
Scott (50:59):
he say he slept in like a hyperbaric chamber for two
weeks in a row to heal.
I'm like, oh my God, is thisreal?
And I'm like, oh you dipshit,it's April 1st.
Graham (51:10):
Dude, every time I get caught with something like that,
every time, yeah.
Scott (51:16):
All right, so your top pick, you're obviously going
Rory.
Yeah, that's your play my yourtop pick.
You're obviously going, rory.
Yeah, that's your play, my toppick.
I'm sticking with what I'vebeen saying.
I'm sticking with Bryson.
Okay, I like those two picks.
Number one, because the courseshould be a little wet, be
playing long.
Not only that, but the Mastersalways favor somebody that can
(51:41):
move the golf ball from right toleft.
Hit and draws for righties,hitting cuts for lefties.
Insert Bubba Watson, philMickelson.
They won a couple of greenjackets.
Who's your long shot, and bylong shot?
What are we saying?
What do we say?
Over 40 or 50 to 1?
Graham (51:57):
Yeah, Well, besides the top four guys, everyone's almost
over 50-1.
You know, I know we talkedprior to starting the episode
and I know you don't like totake first-timers, but man, this
(52:19):
is tough.
It's just like Corey Connorsisn been playing really well
this last few months.
Scott (52:26):
Wow, I thought you were going on a different way, I like
that I mean.
Graham (52:30):
It's just I like him.
I mean McNeely's been playingwell, but he's also another, as
you were saying, like afirst-timer yeah first-timer.
Wait, let's see when is he at,where is no, was he?
I mean, is oh, he's okay 55.
(52:55):
I mean, look, fino was what.
Didn't he finish in secondplace last year Just?
Scott (53:03):
you know, know he's had.
Graham (53:05):
I mean, it's not like he's been up and down, he's been
Consistent already.
I wouldn't be mad at that.
But yeah, I mean I'd probablysay Tony Fino.
And then I like, for somereason, just like subconsciously
, corey Connors is just likeblinking in my head right now.
So I'm going to go with thosetwo.
Scott (53:25):
You better throw something on him.
Graham (53:27):
Yeah.
Scott (53:31):
My long shot is somebody.
That's pretty funny because Iwas talking about it with TP
earlier.
I'm actually going to bet onthis guy for top 20.
I'm also going to bet on him tomiss the cut because I can't
(53:51):
wait for this.
Graham (53:52):
I have no idea who this is, by the way.
Scott (53:53):
Folks no idea, and you know I'm trying to find what is
his odds to win.
Come on, he won last week MinWoo Lee.
Oh, he hits it a long way ifthe course is wet, yeah.
Graham (54:09):
I like it it plays into his.
Scott (54:10):
I like it Well, but, like I said, I'm betting him to win
or top 20 and to miss the cut.
Graham (54:16):
Hey speaking of big names, that I would love to bet
the farm on to miss the cut.
Jon Rahm, hello, how are you,friend?
What have you done recently?
Who?
Scott (54:28):
Nothing, yeah, oh okay, Minwu's 60-1 to win.
Like ah yeah, I don'tunderstand how Jon Rahm is
literally favored higher thanBryson.
Dude, I don't get how Jon Rahmis literally favored higher than
Bryson.
Graham (54:44):
Dude, I don't get it at all.
Scott (54:45):
Ludwig, ludwig, can I do a matchup of Ludwig versus Jon
Rahm, please?
Yeah, please, even thoughLudwig missed a cut this past
week.
I mean, can I get an odds onthat matchup?
I mean, come on, how is hefavored higher than Jordan
Spieth?
Graham (55:03):
I mean he's turned.
How is he favored higher thanJordan Spieth?
I mean he's turning aroundthose last couple events I'll
give him that.
Scott (55:06):
Yeah, I like those.
I mean another top 20 or miscutVictor Hovland.
Yeah, Pick your poison.
Announcer (55:14):
Yeah.
Graham (55:21):
I don't know, I wish I could parlay miscuts Like you're
definitely getting, like youain't making it, you ain't
making it, you ain't making it.
And not obviously the obvious,the old-timers and stuff we get
that.
I'm saying like yeah, I'msaying real people you know,
like the Jordan Reeds and the.
Scott (55:39):
All right, here's a nationality prop here on
DraftKings.
Uh-oh, Top South Americanfinisher Joaquin Neiman, Nico,
et cetera.
Blah, blah, blah blah.
Jonathan Vegas or CabreraCabrera's 12 to 1.
Graham (55:59):
Let me get my trusty flip a coin out.
Scott (56:05):
Neiman's minus 165.
Wow right, just quick, you'rewasting time.
Uh, the first one, neiman, yeah, okay, how about?
Yeah Okay, how about topEuropean Rory, rom, ludwig,
(56:26):
tommy, fleetwood, hovland,haddon, lowry, bob McIntyre,
straka or Sergio, I mean?
Graham (56:33):
if I'm obviously taking the big dog for the fight, of
course.
Yeah, it's Rory.
Yeah, I mean top Americanobviously is going to be
Scheffler.
I mean he's 4-1, so thatdoesn't surprise us.
I'm kind of curious how he'sgoing to play this week.
I'm kind of on the fence onwhere.
Scott (56:50):
It was funny my dad was talking about last week.
When we're talking about it hegoes you know Scheffler's kind
of in a slump.
I'm like he just shot 63 on theweekend and finished in second
place in the tour event.
I'm glad we call top tens everyweek a slump.
How good is this guy?
Graham (57:12):
Well, I mean when you won eight times on the tour last
year.
It's kind of like.
Scott (57:18):
Yeah, I don't know.
It's a fun time, dude, it'sgreat.
If you haven't downloaded theMasters app, do it.
Something new to the Mastersapp this year in the coverage?
This is pretty sick.
They're going to have a littlepart on the app where you can
view you can normally view likeaiming corner yeah, this or that
.
They're going to have everyplayer in their stats and shots
(57:44):
on the range so as they hit a7-iron on the range, you're
going to be like oh, rory justhit a 7-iron, 190 yards.
The launch angle was this, thespin rate was this.
It curved.
Graham (57:56):
This Is that any good?
Yeah, all the golf nerds outthere are like, oh my god, yes.
Scott (58:06):
Somebody like you that doesn't know if a golf ball is
stuffed or inflated are like ohyeah, that's real cool.
Graham (58:13):
It's compressed.
Go fuck yourself.
You're like wait, it's a it's.
Scott (58:17):
Masters Week.
No, I said stuffed or inflated.
I know you said compressed.
I know I said it's inflated.
Graham (58:22):
I know you said compressed.
I know I said it's neither it'scompressed Anyway whatever.
Scott (58:25):
On that note, Graham, get us out of here.
Jim Nance, enjoy your time inthe Butler cabin.
Wish I was there with you.
Graham (58:33):
Mm-hmm.
Scott (58:34):
Next year.
Hopefully everything happensright and all my friends win the
lottery and we can experiencewalking the back nine in augusta
together.
Graham (58:45):
Man, I just got goosebumps as I said that dude,
you said that and I'm like thator our three football games
working for us this year I thinkI'd rather have all my boys
yeah, I would too.
I would too for yeah.
Scott (59:02):
It doesn't even compare.
Announcer (59:03):
Yeah it doesn't.
Graham (59:04):
I'm just like, eh Nope, not at all.
But no, I totally agree, scott.
Thank you for you knowembarrassing me yet again this
week and had a blast, as always.
I'm excited for the Mastersweek.
Let's go, cougars, and you knowwhat.
I could use another beer, soI'm going to go get one, but
(59:26):
before I do that, as the besthomie always says, buh-bye.
Scott (59:31):
Graham, it's Masters Week .
Let's go.
One thing we haven't talkedabout on this episode that we
have talked about on theprevious episodes, was a hot
chick.
If you watched Ovechkin scorethe goal tonight, you saw his
wife.
She's the hot chick of the weekfor the episode.
Good night, friends, Ovechkin.
(59:52):
Thanks for letting me witnesshistory.
Let's go.
Announcer (59:55):
Bryson this episode of the bald guys on the bench
podcast is brought to you by ourfriends at north star credit
union and southern auto, locatedin southeast virginia.
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