June 10, 2024 • 49 mins
Let's Chat! send us a message, question or a confession to unpack!
We chat about our not-so-impressive singing abilities and take a lighthearted trip down memory lane, reminiscing about the iconic fashion choices of the early 2000s.
From peplum tops to chunky necklaces, nothing is off-limits as we also ponder whether our paths ever crossed during our retail stints at Diva and Portmans. That's how we kick things off in this hilariously nostalgic episode!
Join us as we laugh our way through the highs and lows of early 2000s fashion trends, like high-waisted skirts and peep-toe wedges, blue eye shadow, orange tans and the ridiculousness of old Facebook photos, that are still there to remind us that it all happened. Remember those daring low-rise jeans and high-rise G-strings? We do, and we're sharing all the embarrassing details! We reflect on how motherhood has transformed our fashion sense and share stories of wardrobe malfunctions and grooming mishaps.
We'll also take you back to the era of flip phones, dial-up internet, and MSN Messenger, marveling at how much personal technology has evolved. From creating MySpace pages to the rise of emojis, nostalgia is the name of the game. And if you're a fan of cowboy romance novels, you won't want to miss our lively discussion on Elsie Silver's "Flawless" and the rugged charm of cowboys. We wrap up with a chat about "Bridgerton," unexpected romances, and our most regrettable early 2000s fashion choices.
This episode is a bit of fun, nostalgia and look back at our lives growing up and going out in the noughties.
Got any old pics of your eyebrow game or fashion shockers? we would LOVE to see them! Tag us or share them over on our Instagram
Connect with Rose and Chrystal on Instagram for more stories and fun mini-weekly catch-ups.
DM the girls, get involved with the conversations, and feel free to ask questions!
@baringitall_thepodcast
Rose Oates
@roseoates_
Chrystal Russell
@chrystalrussell_
And don’t forget to take care of yourself and each other -
With Love Rose & Chrystal x
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
She's working hard for her money.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
How hard for the money, I don't actually know.
The second part of that lyricCan you?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
look it up.
What is it?
Look it up.
She's working hard for hermoney.
She's working hard for hermoney, she's working hard.
And what's the rest of the song?
And the money, honey, I don'teven.
How do we not know the lyrics?
Yeah, I don't know, but we'vebeen singing it for like a good
couple of weeks.
Just that second you ready,let's hear it.
(00:33):
Is this a song?
It sounds 80s.
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh,it's coming.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh it's coming.
Oh, I can't yeah, here she goes.
Oh, so hard for the money.
It's just, you better be allright.
Oh, you better treat her right.
You better treat her right,okay, ready.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Oh, that's burning my ears now.
Yeah, I actually like that.
Oh, it's good, you better treatme, damn right, can I just say?
The 80s they had some bangers.
They did, they really did.
Anyway, guys, welcome back toanother episode of Bearing it
All with Rose and Crystal.
We just got distracted byourselves, as usual, but we just
decided to go with it.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
We went rogue.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Because we were cut for a minute.
Whoa Did you?
That was a bit opera-y, did youlike it?
Hot, I'm sorry to all of youand your ears, I'm just.
I always wanted to be a singer,you know we weren't born to be
singers, but, yeah, I can't sing.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Do you know what I always wanted to do?
What?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I wanted to yodel.
I still yodel-le-le-le.
I'm going to wee my pants.
I'm literally going to wee mypants.
Hold on, it doesn't even golike that.
It's yodel-le yodellay,yodellay, yodellay, yodellay,
yodellay.
It's actually quite an art form.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, I always wanted to yodel.
I do some nights.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I bet you do.
I bet you, yodel.
Thanks to Davin.
Anyway, I actually cleaned mywardrobe out the other day.
As you know, your story gave meanxiety.
It was, it's still giving meanxiety, because I just put it
into a big tub and I've put itin another room because I still
don't want to go through it.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Have you decided that you're done with it?
Like, is all of that stuffreally done with, or are you
going to go through that tubagain?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
What I've done is I've put it all in tub, even
stuff that probably shouldn't bein the tub.
I just put everything in therebecause I just left it on the
floor, because what happens withme, with my ADHD brain, is I
start something and then I loseinterest, get distracted, made a
reel instead of cleaning andthen put it in a bucket because
(03:02):
I didn't want to do it anymore.
Yeah, but also I just am overthe clothes that are in there,
like, honestly, I've had stuffin there for three, four years,
plus, plus, plus, plus.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I just seen a necklace that you wore in, like
2004.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Well, I thought you know 2004.
Yeah, I don't know.
Was it 2004?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Could have been 1994.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
No, I was in school then, so it would have been
early 2000s.
You know, when we used to dresslike corporate lawyers when we
wanted to go out to a club.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
How did we get around like that why?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
did.
We think that was cool.
Peplum tops.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Peplum tops over like skinny tights or skinny jeans.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, skinny jeans or a high-waisted skirt.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
And a necklace that was going to break your neck off
.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It had to be as big and as chunky and as loud as
possible.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
So in 2000 and let me take you back to here, 2004 or
2006, I worked at Diva.
Do you remember Diva?
Yes, I remember Diva.
That was like the first LaVisa.
It was the very first la visa,and the more jewelry you had on,
the better for work, right, youwould get praised.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I would rock up jingling and jangling like you
ain't never seen I used to workat morley portmans and I would
go to diva on my lunch break andspend like that was where I
wanted to spend all my money.
I wonder if we cross paths.
I worked at Morley Diva.
There you go.
I was probably in my peplum topand my high-waisted skirt.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Do you know what I was about to say?
Like Portmans was the peplumcentral.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Mate, you went to Portmans if you wanted a peplum
top and a high-waisted skirt orif you wanted work wear.
You could do either, becauseback then you went out like you
were going to work.
Has Portland changed?
Yeah, I think it has.
Has it?
I feel like you can still get apeplum there.
You probably can, and youprobably still can get a really
decent high-waisted skirt.
It's still your work weardestination.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Isn't it hilarious, though, like I, we just did like
a bit of a.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Facebook flick through.
Oh God, I've got my Facebook upright now, of like the outfits
we used to wear.
And I'm telling you now, ohJesus, I actually have pretty
much the exact same photo of melike that I'm just looking at a
photo of me as a bridesmaid andwe were all wearing black
(05:21):
corporate dresses and high heels.
Like all three bridesmaids arewearing a black dress that they
could have wore to work, to aninterview, to a funeral, but
apparently also to a hen's night.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Wait, was that that was the hen's party.
That's a hen's party.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
That's her hen's night.
And the heels ridiculous.
You would not have caught usmillennials in a pair of
sneakers.
It's the peep toe wedge for me.
Oh yeah, actually, millennialsin a pair of sneakers.
It's the peep toe wedge for me.
Oh yeah, actually.
Do you remember the peep toewedge?
Do I remember the peep?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
toe wedge.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yes, I do, oh, my god , I can find you a photo right
here of a peep toe wedge.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I just the bigger, the big belts, the layering,
like you would wear like threesinglets and one had to be
slightly lacy hanging out thetop.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Or no, or hanging out the bottom.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Do you remember the singlets where it was a plain
singlet but at the bottom it wasa stretchy piece of lace?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
That was Supre.
Yeah, that was amazing.
Did you ever have the top thatwas black, with the hands on the
boobs and it was like whitehands?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yes, of course I did.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Oh, my God.
I wore that like every day.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
From Supre you had to have the super low rise track
pants and they were super wideleg.
They had something on the buttas well.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, like cutie or cutie pie, cutie or princess.
Yeah, princess, oh God, it wasa princess.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
And as well as that, because we loved low rise jeans,
we love low rise tracky pants.
A lot of us went and got trampstamps.
That's right.
I feel sorry.
How many butterflies are outthere Butterflies?
I know someone that hadprincess tattooed on the back?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yes, they did.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yes, they did.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It makes me cringe to this day, or the tribal print
yeah, the little tribal, thetribal with the butterfly heart
in the middle, yeah, oh ifyou're a millennial that has a
tramp stamp, let us know I'mhere for it.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Let us know I want to see bloody pictures.
I want to see.
I did not go there.
Thank the lord, but I did gothere with the nike tick
eyebrows like I pretty muchdidn't have an eyebrow, they
were just sticks with a littlesperm head I don't think I went
to the extreme of having verythin eyebrows, but I just didn't
have structured eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
They were very blended with my face.
I'm pretty sure I putfoundation on top of them.
You probably did.
Yeah, that mousse, what was it?
Dream mousse, dream mousse.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It didn't matter what colour you were, it didn't
matter what nationality you were, it didn't matter what colour
your body was.
Everybody just wore the samecolour dream mousse.
And it stopped at your neck.
At your neck.
It didn't go further.
Dude, we didn't blend, therewas no contouring.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
But also the body was orange, as could be.
So the body was orange and theface was white and the lips were
white.
Did you put foundation on your?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
lips.
No, I didn't actually, to behonest.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I did.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
They were white.
We didn't actually, to behonest, I did, they were white.
We didn't know what blush was,we didn't know what contour was,
we didn't.
We just were not like.
Even if we were attractiveteens or attractive like young
women, we did not know how toapply makeup like you got to
give it to the kids of today,gen z.
You got it going on.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I'll tell you.
Natalia went to her year fourdisco today and she had the
highlighter going, the bronzer.
She did her eyebrows I was likewhat the heck?
And she was using my rarebeauty highlighter Of course
they know all the cool brands.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
We knew one brand and it was a chemist brand.
It was Maybelline.
It was Maybelline.
Maybe she's born with it.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
No, it was always Maybelline.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Always.
Oh Lord, you could just go backthrough the memories.
I just tried to have a quicksqueeze as well.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Wait, is that?
No, that wasn't you.
No, that's not me, but it's thenecklace.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Look at the necklace.
I just had a heart attack.
I literally had those necklaces.
Like I'm telling you, I saw itin your wardrobe anyways the
other day, like you had all thenecklaces, the bigger the better
, babe.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
The hoop earrings.
Oh my God, the bigger the hoop,the bigger the hoe.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Okay, when I started clubbing.
So what year did I turn?
I don't even know what year Iturned 18.
I can't remember.
I think it was 2003.
I, the movie Honey came out Idon't even know if that was
around that time.
I wanted to be Jessica Elba.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh, everyone did.
I dressed exactly like herSuper low rise jeans.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I wanted my hair like her.
Yep, I was even trying to dodances in the mirror like her.
I was like I'm Jessica Elba.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I loved, was it Misha Barton?
Yes, misha Barton.
And that she had like.
Did she wear the dresses overthe jeans?
Yes, or the super long topsover pants.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Or was the skirt over jeans?
What the heck was that?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
When you look back now, it kind of looks like they
went to an op shop and had a funday in there.
That's kind of how it lookslike.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah 90s fashion was wild.
It really is coming back, butit's come back better.
So the people doing it nowthey're like I love nineties,
nineties, throwback.
And I was like girl, you don'thave the balls to do real
nineties, you don't Go and pluckyour eyebrows, you cowards, for
a start, and then wear yoursuper low rise jeans.
(10:19):
Okay, I had a pair of.
Okay, I had a pair I want tostand up and show you, but I
can't.
I had a pair of low rise jeansthat were so low that when I did
the zip up, I think the zip wasabout Three centimetres, three
centimetres.
And it was just above the slitof me vag, yeah, so no slip ups
could happen.
They were so low and they wereso wide.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
You had to make sure that you had shaved every single
hair.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Because any chance they could come out.
And what I also have a problemwith is we had low-rise jeans
with high-rise G-strings.
Yes, we were hanging thoseG-strings out straight out of
the pants and the G-string usedto have like they'd go into the
middle of the G and they werelike they had like what do?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
you call it diamantes , yeah, or the ones that had
like a little hoop, yeah like alittle ring in the middle.
So it was like oh, they weremeant to be seen.
I think they were teeth flossones, though, like full teeth
floss or teeth floss Floss?
Yeah, but is it tooth floss orteeth floss?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Well, we have teeth, oh yeah, tooth.
I like to floss, I don't know,but it was definitely flossing
me front and back, mate, butback then I think I had.
My vagina seems to be a lotchunkier these days Because I
could the size of my G-stringyou have four babies like this
is why, yeah, but my G-string, Iswear to God, was like an eye
patch.
Now, I swear I'd need twopatches, one for each flap.
(11:48):
Yeah, poor bitch.
She's been through a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, you know the top of a muffin, like if you
were to pull the top of a muffinoff and put that in my pants.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I knew exactly where you were going.
You can see, look how my littlefat muffin yeah, that's mine
I've got a little fat vagina,it's like I pulled the top of a
muffin off yeah, it's delicious.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
And then I popped it in my pants.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
But that actually is the best bit of the muffin the
muffin top it is tasty, it's thetastiest bit.
The underneath part is dry yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I would eat it.
Oh yeah, mine's moist all daylong.
No, but seriously, I had theknickers as well, yep, and I'll
never forget.
I think I still had like a fewof them.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
You leave them in the bottom of the cupboard.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, like just for memories, just for memories.
You know like I'll never wearthat again kind of thing.
Because, one, it's not going tofit me anymore and two, I'm
here for comfort.
Yeah, comfort not speed, I am.
I remember my kids seeing Idon't know where.
It must have fallen out orsomething.
Anyways, my kids were like whothe heck is this and where did
this come from?
Because they've only seen me ingranny panties, yeah.
So they were like where didthis come from, mum?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Oh, I was like that was from my youth.
Mama used to wear that when shewas cool, when she thought she
was cool.
Oh my God, Times have changed,so changed, and they're so much
cooler than we were.
But we had so much fun.
Let's be honest, like nobodyhas a photo, they used to call
me crack.
I used to work at Betts, bettsShoes.
(13:18):
I worked at Betts.
Yeah, I worked there for years.
It was like my first properamazing job and I loved it.
But they used to call me crackas a joke sometimes, because I,
your butt crack would hang out,my butt crack, well, my G-string
would like.
I would have to hold onto theback of my pants while I was
bending down because my G-stringwould be loud and proud at work
.
But it was okay because thetops were so long usually, so I
(13:39):
could get away with it.
But they were the days, but noone had a photo of that.
No one had a photo of any ofthe stupidity that we used to
get up to, and I kind of lovethat and why did we not take
full-length photos?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I'm looking through my, I'm looking through my
Facebook and they're all likefrom my breast up yeah, we don't
.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
And you know what else.
How about the arm, the?
Side arm we everybody knows theside arm we still can't help
ourselves.
I still find myself popping ashoulder.
But back then it was extreme.
We would lean, literally leanover, like the leaning tower of
Pisa.
You'd pop that shoulder down,mate.
So you get that slender arm.
And the collarbone Make sure thecollarbone's popping out and
(14:18):
we'd all do it.
So you'd all be lined up withyour girlfriends and you'd all
be doing like either the samearm or the opposite arm and the
leg, yeah oh god, what about theface contouring?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
remember when that came out and it was like we're
drawing brown lines all overyourself pretty much.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
We look like we were smudged, but you didn't blend it
like ever we had a problem.
Hey, we really didn't know howto blend anything I'm trying to
find this photo.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
It's, it's fucking hilarious.
I went to my friend's wedding.
Lady Gaga had just become likequite big.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I bought this dress that had like boning in it and
I'm talking boning like anumbrella.
Right the top of it was like anumbrella.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
What Like a?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
peplum.
This was peplum times thousand.
It had boning in it.
And then I wore the biggestpink platform heels you ever did
see, and I was that pose inthis photo.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I need you to find it .
I'm trying to find it.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
It was one of our friend's weddings.
And I thought I looked like thecoolest bish on the street.
Look.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I have to say I feel like we've had a glow up, Like I
look at myself now and I thinkI look better now.
Oh, 100.
I'm happier now At my age thanI did when I was in my 20s.
God, there's one of me herewith Nike tick sperm eyebrows,
blue eyeshadow.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
The blue eyeshadow and I thought I looked like the
shit and my tan.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Why was I orange?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Wait, look here.
What's that pose?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
The fringe, the blue eyeshadow.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, I'm telling you blue eyeshadow, I wore it.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I have to find this now, like I'm not going to be
able to.
I need to show you it.
It was just.
It's too good.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Okay, we're going to have to put up some of our
photos online as well.
So if you've got some dirty,dirty old photos of you, your
brows, show me.
Look at the bangles.
Four, four bangles.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
They're huge Four bloody bangles.
That was the diva thing.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
You know what it was.
It was more is more, but it'scoming.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Oh, that's massive.
Look at the headband, though.
I love it.
Oh wait, you couldn't see thatthen, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Look at it Head.
Yeah, more is more.
She has a headband on.
She's got a chunky necklace.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
She's got six bracelets on.
I also had no lips.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
No, you didn't have a lip at all I had no top lip.
What was Botox it?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
didn't exist.
Well, it was filler.
Oh, it was filler.
It was like filler, yeah, buteven Botox.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
What is that?
Okay, okay, I wrote, wrote newhair for Bali.
Oh my God.
Also, you know what else wascringy?
Our Facebook status updates.
Oh yeah, oh my God, feelinghappy in Bali with new hair.
Why, actually, okay, so she'sready for Bali.
She's got a blunt fringe, ablunt shoulder length hairdo bob
(17:04):
, a massive, wide brimmed hat,eyeliner all the way around,
black as the ace of spades.
And a chunky green necklace withWith a leopard print on it.
I'm telling you, I mean, wewere living our best lives.
(17:25):
Honestly, I was a sexy bish.
The kids of today have no idea.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Oh wait, I found it.
I found it.
I can't wait.
I can't wait to see this peplumdress.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Oh Holy shit, is that a dress?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, I thought it was bigger Actually.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
It's still big.
It's pretty big, okay, but it'sa huge peplum over a skinny
skirt.
No, it had, like it was builtin.
Yeah, it's a built in skirt,that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
It was built in over the top of like.
It was like this massiveumbrella felt like.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I couldn't sit in it because it had boning, but you
were living person ever.
Everyone would have been likewhere did you get that dress?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Everybody complimented me, saying you just
look like a model.
I was like yeah, I do.
What do you mean?
Look?
The pose, the pink I had pinklipstick, pink necklace, pink
shoes and a pink bracelet.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, but you wore a black corporate dress.
That is hideous.
That is hideous, and can I justsay I love you, dav, but you
looked like you were about to goto work he was wearing a blue
shirt with a red tie.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
No, it was pink to match me, oh it was a pink tie.
It was pink to match me.
He still wants to match mewhenever we go out.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
That's really cute, though, yeah, craig had no idea.
When I met Craig, craig waswearing New Balance sneakers
everywhere and corduroy pants.
Hold on, though he laughs in myface now because he's like babe
, guess who was ahead of theirtime.
New Balance is back andcorduroy is back and I was like,
yeah, but back then, mate, Ibarely wanted you to fucking
stand next to me.
I was like you wear those shoesout again and we're done and he
(18:54):
used to lose at laughing yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
New Balance is a cool now.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I struggled with New Balance at the start, like I
love them now because they're socomfortable.
They're comfortable and stylish.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Do you want to see my Bali outfit?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, please, please, enlighten me.
I don't even know.
Like what is this?
Okay, guys, I'm going to haveto explain this one she is.
I was actually.
I thought I wasn't cool, butlike, compared to you, but this
is in another country.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Like what am I wearing?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
So she's gone to Bali in a pair of Haviana thongs.
Yeah, oh, mate, if you did nothave Havianas, though.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
But how was I wearing them?
Because I don't have thong toes.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I can tell that there's a huge gap between the
toe.
I don't know how, but you hadto wear Havianas back then.
Yeah, she's wearing a massiveblack sarong over the top of a
long black top, in front of apool with this massive silver
chunky chain with a ginormousblack belt around it.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah, what a fashion statement.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
In Bali In.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Bali, like that isn't even holiday wear.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Well, I think you were trying to make it resort
wear Like you were going for theresort look, were you not?
I've got no idea.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I'm lost for words.
I'm literally scrolling,thinking like I should have seen
a therapist 20 years ago.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Well, I think, oh, mate, shouldn't we have all seen
a therapist 20 years ago?
It would have saved us a lot ofheartache, I swear to God.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I'm so glad I own a hair salon now.
My hair back then wasridiculous, oh my.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
God, here we go.
You weren't the only one thatwore, the big Is that you,
that's me.
I thought that was your kid,then you couldn't see her under
the hat.
The hat was this is me andBarley.
Okay, the glasses.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
We both had the hat, though.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
The glasses you had to have, the bug-eyed glasses.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I found another fun one.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
What's with the Jesus cross Mate?
Are you wearing a giant set ofrosary beads?
I think I got that in Bali.
Probably I believe.
So.
Yeah, a lot of these are fromBali.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
God Living our best life.
Oh, even the hair.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
No, I can't.
Guys, we need you to send usany hilarious photos you've got
from, like, what are we talkinghere?
2000s, 2010, I think your bestfashion 2000 to 2010 I reckon
that's was.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
That was the time, just own it as well, because I
think you know we it was fun itwas fun there's not a lot of
photography evidence though likethat's right, because no
iPhones right.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Like we had shitty phones.
What did we?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
have.
I took out in my purse a fulldigital camera.
So I used to have my Nokia 5110.
Oh no, I didn't have a SamsungFlip, and the smaller the phone
the better.
And then I had my digitalcamera, my pink digital Motorola
camera that I would pull outand we'd try to take a selfie
with in the club.
Was it a phone or a camera?
(21:46):
No, so you also had a camera.
I had a digital camera that Itook out with me.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
I had a Canon professional camera and I used
to take it around.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
It might have been a Canon and I had the Motorola
flip phone, the pink phone Flip.
Oh, they were cute, though whatwas it?
Moto Motorola, no, moto Moto.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
It was this, hello Moto.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
That was it.
That was it.
Remember that, yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Hello Moto.
Oh, remember that three shopthat opened up?
Yeah, it was like the threephones.
Yes, yes, and everyone lined upfor this fucking ugly phone.
And it was the first ever likecontract that you could get into
and we all signed up for it.
And then we're like I don'tknow how we're going to pay this
bill.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
No, I had a Nokia.
My first phone was a Nokia 5110.
And then I was on one of thoseplans where you could call your
friend for 10 minutes for freeand then you'd hang up, and then
you'd call back and do another10 minutes, and then you'd hang
up.
Did you set a timer?
No, we'd look, you're like oh,it's nine minutes 50.
We've got to go, I'll bring youback.
Oh my God.
So every ten minutes you'd calleach other back because it was,
(22:44):
or else it was a dollar aminute.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Hold on a minute.
I was also having thisconversation with my kids, right
?
They don't know what it's liketo have dial-up internet.
They have no idea, right, andyou're screaming at your sibling
get off the phone.
At your sibling, get off thephone.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I'm trying to dial up .
I want to play Sims.
I never played Sims.
I was on MySpace creatingMySpace page.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I had that too, and Messenger.
Yeah, yeah, messenger.
Oh, we were talking about thelittle like.
What is the things we used towrite Like GTG or like gotta go?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yeah, what's that BRB ?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
We still do that.
No, there was like a wholebunch of funny ones.
We still do that, yeah, butthey were worse back then.
What we used to have longerones, what are those things
called?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Like what do you call it when you're, when you're
shortening it, abbreviating how?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
do I spell abbreviation?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Okay, I'm going to show you a trick on your phone
into your thing, oh, here.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I press the microphone.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah, press the microphone and just say what
you're looking for, so you don'thave to spell it.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Abbreviations from 2000.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah.
So if you can't spell, just goand Google it.
Also, you know what you do need.
If you download the Google app,you can do a reverse image
search, love that let's do thisF-I-Y.
For your information Yep F-I-Y.
For your information, Yep TinkA-K-A, Also known as F-K-A.
Fuck something I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Formerly known as no don't know, B-Y-O-B.
Oh, I remember that one so well.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
No, I don't know.
Be right back, bring your ownbeverage.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I don't know that, come to my party, but B-Y-O-B,
bring your own beverage.
Let me find them, adams.
Obviously DIY, do it yourself.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
What else did we have Hold on?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Oh, that one's a good one.
You know the ones that arereally long and you're like what
?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh well, we know, I know this one Like I-Y-K-Y-K.
Yeah, that's if you know youknow, Shut the hell up.
Yeah, today we used to.
Just we didn't really need todo that.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Two, number two, morrow.
No, it was like on MSN BRB, brb.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
No, there was some really good ones GTG, gtg, gotta
go guys.
And we were the queen of emojis.
We still are.
I still use all the emojis andapparently that's like no one
uses emojis.
Now my kids tell me they justeducate me all the time they can
tell I'm a mile away.
I used to have a side part.
I used to have a comb over sidepart.
Yeah, can no one ever let me dothat again.
(25:13):
It looked terrible Really.
I reckon I look better with themiddle part, but but it was my
kids that made me do it.
They were like mum the sidepart's out, it's out.
Try the middle part.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
I feel like many people have a side part anymore.
No one.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
No, I haven't seen it for ages.
But also, you have to trainyour hair to go to a middle part
.
It doesn't want to.
You had to make it go overthere.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
But God, there's fucking.
We've gone for days and thequiff.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
What do you mean?
One or two?
I had one, the bigger thebetter.
I used to have an insert thatwent under my hair, so I could
put the hair over the littlefoam piece, so it would sit up
for days, and then I'd put on mypeplum top, my big neck lace
and my skirt and my peep toeshoes and I was ready and she
was slaying.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I still win.
I've actually me and Davin werewatching it last night.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I love it.
That's where the orange, likethe tans, came from.
The big hair yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
It was like the first kind of reality show for us,
but even the Kardashians backthere were just as bad they were
just as bad.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Right the, the fashion was just as bad.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yep, we've come a long way.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Well, we're as old as Kim, just about.
So Kim's 42 or 43 this year.
Yeah, she's still a hot bitch.
Yeah, but, mate, she got themoney.
I need that song again.
She's working hard for themoney.
We're working hard for themoney, but we're not Kim, so we
have less money.
I'm about to go and put my feeton the internet.
(26:44):
You can't.
No, you probably can't.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Somebody might get turned on by my space between my
two toes.
You can stick something inthere.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Okay, yeah, I've got to remind you I really don't
like feet, the thought of it,they're actually really sweaty
right now too.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
That's great so we'll just munch on some snakes.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
I know, I know we're so professional.
We don't have a producer.
You can clearly tell that wejust do what we want.
Go rogue, imagine if we had one.
They would be fucking hating usby now.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
If you guys could see us right now.
We're both wearing loungewear.
I loungewear, I'm wearing.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Peter Alexander loungewear.
I'm going to say it's more chicthan pyjamas.
It is chic.
She actually looks reallyclassy, whereas I look like a
mismatched queen.
You look like an 80s workoutvideo.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I do.
Do you want?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
me to do some moves With the socks and the jumper.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I used to be a aerobics instructor.
What's that one?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Oh my god, I love that.
What does he do?
It's got Jamie Lee Curtis in it, yes, oh, what is he doing it?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Let's get physical.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I don't know, let's get physical, physical Actually
look like that.
Okay, right now I actually dolook like that.
I'm saying you do.
You look like an 80s gyminstructor.
Well, I was a gym instructorand I was an aerobics instructor
and I loved it.
I grew up watching like sixo'clock what was it called
Aerobics of style with myaunties and I could get up and
(28:10):
do it like watch.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Oh my God, I reckon we'd lose some serious weight
doing that you would.
Honestly those freaking 80swomen were fit as fuck, john
Trump.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I love that.
I know exactly what you'retalking about he dry rates.
Yes, and they're both givingeach other like fuck looks, yeah
the eyes and their sweatingyeah.
I am actually wearing scruncheddown socks.
They were the socks of mydreams that my mum and dad never
brought for me.
They were like you know.
They were $12 for a pair orsomething, or even maybe $8 or
something, and I really wantedthem.
They didn't buy them for me, soI brought them for myself.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Now that they've come back.
Here it is.
It is John Travolta and JamieLee Curtis in Perfect 1985, the
year we were born.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
What's the song called?
Oh, it was on.
What's the song called?
Oh, she was hot.
It's that one.
Oh my God, his junk is nearlyfalling out of his shorts.
It's that one.
Yeah, I know.
Oh my God, oh my God, jamie LeeCurtis' bod and her, how did
her vag Stay?
In that In that Look at it.
(29:20):
I know, look God, she's gotlegs for days.
No one.
Oh, my flap would have justbeen straight out rogue.
That's me.
Oh, love it, oh God I knew I hadseen it, but I couldn't
remember the song, because thesong's not as memorable.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Oh no, but the scene is memorable.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
But that's actually.
If I was wearing a leotard ontop of this, I would be pretty
much like that 80s aerobicsinstructor right now.
But I have the coolest jumper.
I actually love this brand somuch.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
This senorita needs a margarita.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
I know because tequila's my favourite, so Sabi
Store.
Actually, ash is from perth andher husband, jace uh, designs
all these by hand, so he paintsall the original prints just
giving them a plug, guys.
But if you want to you knowwhat do you call it?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
sponsor us, feel free yeah, we could do some sexy
t-shirts while we're recordingwe're like anyone.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
We're like, um say, very professional.
Just hit the mic with my um redbull can, and it's probably
like nearly seven o'clock atnight, which clearly I'm not
sleeping to that also I'm notprobably going to edit that
sound out, so I hope you don'tmind.
You know, we just are the waywe are we bear it all?
I'm just thinking of liket-shirt prints, now this is
where my brain goes somethinglike she works hard for her
(30:43):
money that's a good one.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
That's a good one, but also something like let's
get physical.
She know how to fandangle yeah,she's fandangling.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Oh, that reminds me of my cowboy.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
See, I don't know, go , go, go, talk about it.
Okay, she's going to have to.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I know, okay, I'm reading a new book.
Guys, I can't even rememberwhat it's called Heartbreaker,
one of them Fearless, heartless.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
The guy's name is what is it again?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Rhett, rhett.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Okay, I'm going to find it If that ain't a country
name anyway, can't remember theseries.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Um, clearly I've just picked it up and I started
reading it.
My friend ash it's back to ashash gives me all the book
recommendations.
I'm just going into her messagenow because I'll know the name
of the book.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Someone's probably read it before I need to read
how to read for beginners ohokay, no okay, it's flawless.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Iless.
I'm reading Flawless by ElsieSilver Now.
This is just like it's a seriesof books, so I'm only on the
first one.
It's about a cowboy.
And never in my life or mywildest dreams would I think
that I'd start fantasising abouta country boy.
But now I'm thinking about himin his assless chaps.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
All right, give me a rundown of the book.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
So far okay, so I haven't finished it, but it is
like a corporate city girl whohas to look after or go and
pretty much babysit this bullrider.
He's a very famous bull rider,championship bull rider, but
he's kind of tainted hisreputation.
So they're his agent and theagent's daughter has um, has
been assigned to him to keep himin line, but she's a really
established, really well umeducated woman and he's a rugged
(32:31):
, handsome, chiseled country boybull rider and she falls in
love with him well, I wouldn'tsay it's love at first sight.
But so it goes from two point ofviews his point of view and her
point of view.
And in books they go in detail.
They won't just be like.
It's not like when you'rewatching tv they tell you like
(32:52):
oh, you can see that he thinksshe's hot, but you can only see
it.
Yeah, you're hearing it there.
He's like oh, my god, I'm goinghard, like just looking at her
tight ass and she's doing thesame thing.
She's looking at her tight assand she's doing the same thing.
She's looking at his chiseledbody.
She's looking at his likepackage.
She's imagining him in bed.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
It's just like assless chaps come at me, are we
talking about like sex in thestables?
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, all sorts of Bento regatein the paddock somewhere.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Yeah, like we're pegging a fence and next minute
she's getting pegged.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Is it pegged Pegging?
I don't know if that's theright word, but fandangling.
No, Fandangling is ado-it-yourself no like these
books.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
They're sexy, they just like.
This one's a little bit morespicy than the last one and I'm
here for it.
I don't know, I just haven'ttried.
It's like soft porn, I swear toGod.
For girls Like you startimagining it in your own head,
in your own way.
You're not given someone thatyou don't think is attractive,
(33:54):
like you know, like if it's onTV, that's the person they've
chosen for the role, whether ornot you're attracted to it.
Like your country man might be,you know your Davin, but he's a
country boy.
Imagine Davin as a country boy.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
You never know mate With a piece of straw hanging
out of his mouth.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Like Craig as a country boy.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
No, but Craig I can picture as a country boy.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Actually I can picture Craig as a bit of a
country boy.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
He's got that like rugged real down-to to earth If
he put on like real, worn injeans that are a bit dirty, like
he's just rolled through apaddock, yeah.
Yeah, a white wife beatersinglet.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
No, not a white.
I'm not imagining a single.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
I'm imagining that Listen my cousins worked on the
country farm and they wore jeansand wife beaters.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
No, that's not what I'm With their work boots.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
They're work boots.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
No.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
And also like some sort of tartan shirt over the
top.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Yes, I want a tartan shirt.
I want tight worn-in jeans andI want cowboy boots worn-in
cowboy boots with an oldoversized cowboy hat.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
That stinks because it's so sweaty.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
No, I don't want it to stink, I want him to be very
clean, but I want him to havethat musty.
She wants him to be clean butdirty at the same time.
Yes, dirty minded, but a bitdirty on the outside.
But when he smells, like youknow, the sweat smell, that's
like you like it.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
No, what do you mean?
I don't like the smell of sweat.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Well, I like the smell of Craig when he's like a
little bit sweaty, not likepongy sweaty, but it's his smell
, like his weird.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah, I do get the his smell kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
But that's how I'm imagining Rhett.
Okay, I'm not thinking aboutlike him being like shoveling
shit.
Yeah, I'm just thinking abouthim bending me over shit.
Have you told Craig about thisbook?
Yeah he cracks up and he's likeare you for real?
This is what you're reading?
And then I read him a passageand he was like dear God.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
No, but I think like we should, craig, get some
arseless chaps.
You've heard it here today andI am yours.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
And I'll work hard for my money.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
This is seriously.
I think we're going to have tostart a book club.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I think we will.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Like Rose, is going to have to talk about her book
that she reads.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yes, so once I'm finished this one, I'll download
.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yes, so once I'm finished this one, I'll download
.
Yeah, yes, because she'sfinished her Dragon Rider.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
I finished my Dragon Rider.
I finished Fourth Wing and IronFlame, and Iron Flame is just
like a filler book.
It just gives you theinformation.
So I felt like the second book.
It was good, but it wasn't likethe first book.
It's like the filler.
It gives us all the informationwe didn't know.
It gives us all the informationwe didn't know, gives us a
little bit more story and thenends on a bit of a cliffhanger.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
And.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
I'm like fuck.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Well off topic here, because obviously I'm not
reading books, but I am watchingTV shows.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
I know you do love good TV, so.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Binged OC Waiting for Selling Sunset.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I love Selling Sunset .
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Kardashians just started and it was only one
episode.
Kind of watched it Bit boring.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
It was a tiny bit boring, but the Bridgertons,
Bridgertons what in the name ofGod were they doing?
Releasing four episodes andthen being like bye bitches?
You've got to wait, Dearestreader.
I'm telling you, we're doingthis, we are.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
We're definitely going to have our own version of
Lady Whistledown.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Four episodes.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Okay, so didn't it take I think it was three years
until they released this season?
Then they released the trailer,like weeks months before it
came out, then they releasedfour episodes, and months before
it came out Then they releasedfour episodes, and of course I
binge watched them in one nightsay up until 2 bloody 30 in the
morning, and they take till.
there's a spoiler alert maybe soif you haven't watched
(37:41):
Bridgerton yet and you want tostop listening, so then they
wait till the last episode, andit's like five minutes before it
finishes.
Exactly to get to the juicy bit.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
I was like you dogs.
You dogs, even the sex sceneswere very PG.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Yeah, they were a bit PG in this one, but I feel like
the first four episodes becausethey call it friends to lovers
I feel like the first fourepisodes are friends and how
they turn to lovers.
So I think the last four has tobe about lovers.
I love these two as well, likeI love the last four has to be
about lovers.
I love these two as well, likeI love the two characters.
I love Penelope and I just lovethat she's a wallflower.
(38:16):
She's like the regular girl.
This one is going to be sorelatable in a lot of ways.
She's apparently like in thebooks or whatever it was, like
she's actually been a spinster.
She's been on the shelf for 10years.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
There's a part of me that's like really disappointed,
because she's loved the boynext door forever right, yeah
how bad, not how badly did hetreat her?
But he never really looked ather like she was anything.
He even went to the point oflike saying to people there's no
way he would ever date her.
It kind of like like thishappens in real life, all the
(38:51):
time right.
Girls have crushes on guys forso long.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
He makes fun of her.
I'll never date her, yeah.
And then what?
All of a sudden they have onekiss and he's infatuated with
her.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I don't know.
I think it's going to come outthat I have a feeling that he
has liked her for longer, but hesort of had a glow up the
season before and then he wentaway and traveled, and so
they're both real geeks, I justfeel like he's a fuck boy.
I don't think he is.
I don't know.
I love Nicola.
I can't pronounce her surname,jesus.
(39:24):
Which one's that?
This is the lead Penelope.
Penelope, yeah what.
This is the lead Penelope.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Penelope, yeah the lead what about his sister.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
What's her name?
There's a few, there's eightBridget.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
The one that just doesn't want to get married ever
, she finds a love interestapparently.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
She does, but she'll have her own season for that.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Okay, I'm trying to think of her name, but even the
brother that married the Indianprincess or Mauritian there.
There she is, the Viscount andthe Viscountess.
Is this?
From when?
Speaker 1 (39:52):
they get married.
Yeah, that's them two.
They're gorgeous, yeah them two.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
I love them.
They're a bit PG too.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Do you think no?
Yeah, well, how much can theyshow?
Speaker 2 (40:02):
I feel like the first , very first season, the first
season they did go there a lotharder.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
I reckon they went there.
You know which one I liked outof Bridgerton so much.
Have you seen, Queen Charlotte?
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
I wish there was more to that.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah, yeah, me too, Like it was one of my faves.
I was like I love them.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
I mean not going to lie.
Yeah, what's her name?
Is it Annalise?
Speaker 1 (40:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
I'm ready to watch the next four already.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
I'm ready.
When's it coming out?
Bridgerton, season three Let mehave a look.
So we're looking at threeseasons.
June 13th oh, so we're comingup, it's in two weeks.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Put that in your diaries Eloise, eloise, eloise.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Eloise is oh, I love her.
Same.
I don't think in the first fourepisodes of this last season.
In this season should I say shehad enough, like she's funny,
usually there wasn't a lot ofher.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
No, because she's still like annoyed at Penelope.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
But I think they've also introduced so many
different storylines in thisseason.
So, many different, likespin-offs are going to come and
we've just got.
They're giving us a taste ofeverybody.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
But also the bird man .
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Who's the bird man?
Speaker 2 (41:12):
The one that Penelope and the other girl were trying
to like get in with.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Oh, I thought she was nearly going to go there.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
The nature guy.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
The nature dude Didn't hate him, but I liked how
much he respected her, like asa person.
Yeah, like I know.
But it was weird because hewanted to go away for years and
years at a time and just be likehe talks to trees, yeah, and
then leave her there to beunloved and on, alone and alone,
yeah, Probably pop a few babiesand that's it.
Yeah, he'd just come impregnateher and leave again, which was
(41:41):
kind of weird but it might'vebeen of the time, but I kind of
liked that he gave her theattention and the respect of who
she was upon meeting herstraight away.
Yeah, and I like that it kindof made him what's his name?
Jealous, colin, yeah, yeah,about bloody time, colin.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Yeah, but that's what I mean.
Like does it take another manshowing a woman interest before
you're like, hey, I actuallylike this person, yeah, I know.
Or like does it take actuallykissing somebody to be like I
actually like this person, yeah,I know.
Or like does it take actuallykissing somebody to be like I
actually like this person that'strue.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Well, sometimes it does actually sometimes it does
that was actually how me andDavin started.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
What do you mean he?
I just totally forgot so wewere friends yeah my friend was
dating his best.
My best friend and his bestfriend were together, so we just
went out clubbing as a biggroup.
Okay, davin at this time hadabout three girls on the go, I
think Metro, oh.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Metro nightclub Yep Yep.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
They had red bar, blue bar, you know all the bar
colours.
Yes, yep, he'd have a girl ateach bar, okay, Anyways, this
one night he said to me thisgirl is following me around, she
won't stop, can you help me?
I was like no worries.
She came around the corner.
As soon as I made eye contactwith her, I pinned Davin against
(42:59):
the wall and just made out withhim okay, now when you did that
yep did you?
Speaker 1 (43:04):
was it just like spontaneous?
You're like screw it, this iswhat I'm gonna do.
Yes, or you were attracted tohim a bit.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
I hadn't even thought about it.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
You hadn't thought about it.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
No.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Okay, then when you hooked up, did it continue on
then?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
It continued on from that day forward.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
So you hooked up and you were like, oh see, a kiss
can change it all.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
That's what I'm saying.
I'm such a hypocrite.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
That is true, oh my God.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
So I did kiss him and then after that I was like, oh
hey.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
I really like you.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
I think a kiss can cement the deal too, and I had
also just gotten out of arelationship with somebody who I
was infatuated with.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
And he kept telling me all these stories about him
and his best mate and how hisbest mate was like shaving his
back and his legs for him.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
He's gay.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
He was gay.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
I think he married that guy.
I don't know, but I justremember being like something
and he just that's why you wereinfatuated with him.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
He was never really that interested in me.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
No, it was just like I was the side piece, like I was
allowed to hold his hand, butthat was it.
Like don't kiss me out inpublic, like yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
I think he he wasn't 100%, he didn't 100% probably
know himself.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
No.
But then when he told me likethat his friend rubbed like
shaving foam on his back andlegs and was shaving it.
I was like that's a bit weird.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Did he not think that at first?
Or he hooked up with him after?
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Surely he knew how far how long.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
I feel like he was undercover how long after you
did he end up with him?
Speaker 2 (44:38):
oh, don't know I just remember all of us coming to
this thing of like, oh yep, he'sdefinitely undercover, he's not
ready to come out.
And then I just remember oneday seeing a post of him and I
was like, oh he out he out withhis friend that it was shaving
his back he's so out, there yougo.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
You hooked up with Dav, and the rest is history.
Oh, that's like me and Craig.
20 years.
Yeah, 20 years next year.
I was 20 this year.
We went to GBT the first time.
Gbt, gbt, gbt.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Grand Boulevard Tavern in Joondalup it was the
place to go.
It was the place to be.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
It didn't matter if you didn't live in Joondalup.
You would travel from God knowsand line up for hours.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
It was like the Malaloo.
Remember, the Malaloo was sogood.
Yes, you used to go off.
Like the places, have likemoments where they're cool and
the Cottesloe Hotel.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
I think the Cottesloe's still pretty good.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
The codicil we used to line up for like two hours.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Yeah, that was the same as GBT All the way out, all
the way down, and there was acouple of bars and clubs that
you could go to after like dusk.
That's when me and Craig hookedup for the first time at the
GBT.
Oh wow, so we went to go geteverybody some drinks and we
ended up drinking all the drinksand then hooking up.
(45:48):
Oh, and yeah, the rest is.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Do you ever disappear to the car?
Speaker 1 (45:53):
After the GBT Sorry, Dad.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
We would literally be in metros and we'd be like
who's got car keys?
Speaker 1 (46:00):
We'll be back God, yeah, no, we weren't coming back
.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
God.
I distinctly remember doingsomething for Craig for the
first time in the car in the carpark across the road from GBT.
He's never forgotten either.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
It's been like one of the highlights.
Listen, we lived with ourparents back then.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Yeah, we were still at home.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
It was the car and Craig didn't even know.
Yeah, so what?
I couldn't risk it?
You can't creep out of hishouse at 2am, no.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
But it was a good time, good times, good memories,
and we went every weekend mygirlfriend Renee met her husband
at the GBT.
Oh she loved At old GBT sheloved a bald man and we were all
dancing in a circle.
They both had eyes for eachother and I am a good wingworm
woman and you would think she'snot said wingworm.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
I'm a good wingworm.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
I don't have one of those?
I don't have one of those.
I'm a good wingworm.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
I'm a good wingwoman.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
I have been with Craig since I was 20 years old
and all of my friends weresingle for so long After that.
Like so all I ever did was likeyou have the confidence when
you're with someone that you'rehappy with, yeah.
And so of course I was like,hey, how you going?
Have you met my friend?
I pushed Renee into her husbandand I was like, just fucking
dance with him and they'remarried and they've been
(47:13):
together ever since.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Match maker.
Match maker make me a match,find me a fine, catch me a catch
.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
What the hell?
Honestly, we should have beensingers.
We're tapped.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
We could have been like backup singers we could
have.
Yeah, destiny's Child, watchout that ship may have sailed
Anyway, oh my God.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Here we were thinking we were going to have a little
quiet short episode about ourfashion and 50 minutes later
we're still here chatting shit.
But we're going to leave it atthat.
We're going to talk next week,but in the meantime, this week,
we want to see your photos.
We want to see your badeyebrows, we want to see your
blue eyeshadow, your peplum tops, your big necklaces the worst
(47:56):
fashion.
The chunky belts yes, the peeptoe wedges the best of the worst
.
Yeah, they were some good times.
Don't be ashamed.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I'm being dead serious.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
We're sharing this shit on stories right.
Stories right, yes, yes, tag usin it, we need it.
Tag us in your early 2000sfashion, yeah.
Or like, if you are younger,what's the worst thing you've
put on?
Like your regret, your fashionregrets.
We were even tucking beforeskinny leg jeans came out.
Remember it was bootleg jeans,but we wanted to wear the boots
we wanted to wear high, highboots so we had to tuck our
jeans into the boots.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
No, you would fold it .
Speaker 1 (48:33):
You'd fold it down and then fold it over.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
Yes, so we want to see all of that.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Not to mention laying over an ironing board and
straightening your hair with thegoddamn iron.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Yep.
Honestly, I remember doing thatand then having the crease
where it hit your head.
Yep.
And curling your hair and neverbrushing it out, oh, or you'd
plait it, you'd put it intobraids and then you'd let the
braids out, because you justnever can't curling it.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
I wore that hairstyle last week.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
Yeah, but I like.
Yeah, that's cute though.
Yeah, I rocked it.
Two thousand baby.
Oh the crimp.
I used to crimp my hair all thetime back because I love Dolly
Parton.
All right, we need to get offbecause we're doing it again.
All right, we're back on.
Anyway, in the meantime, guys,like always, take care of
yourselves and take care of eachother.
Bye bitches.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Bye.
She's working hard for her money.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
How hard for the money, I don't actually know.
The second part of that lyricCan you?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
look it up.
What is it?
Look it up.
She's working hard for hermoney.
She's working hard for hermoney, she's working hard.
And what's the rest of the song?
And the money, honey, I don'teven.
How do we not know the lyrics?
Yeah, I don't know, but we'vebeen singing it for like a good
couple of weeks.
Just that second you ready,let's hear it.
(00:33):
Is this a song?
It sounds 80s.
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh,it's coming.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh it's coming.
Oh, I can't yeah, here she goes.
Oh, so hard for the money.
It's just, you better be allright.
Oh, you better treat her right.
You better treat her right,okay, ready.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Oh, that's burning my ears now.
Yeah, I actually like that.
Oh, it's good, you better treatme, damn right, can I just say?
The 80s they had some bangers.
They did, they really did.
Anyway, guys, welcome back toanother episode of Bearing it
All with Rose and Crystal.
We just got distracted byourselves, as usual, but we just
decided to go with it.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
We went rogue.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Because we were cut for a minute.
Whoa Did you?
That was a bit opera-y, did youlike it?
Hot, I'm sorry to all of youand your ears, I'm just.
I always wanted to be a singer,you know we weren't born to be
singers, but, yeah, I can't sing.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Do you know what I always wanted to do?
What?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I wanted to yodel.
I still yodel-le-le-le.
I'm going to wee my pants.
I'm literally going to wee mypants.
Hold on, it doesn't even golike that.
It's yodel-le yodellay,yodellay, yodellay, yodellay,
yodellay.
It's actually quite an art form.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, I always wanted to yodel.
I do some nights.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I bet you do.
I bet you, yodel.
Thanks to Davin.
Anyway, I actually cleaned mywardrobe out the other day.
As you know, your story gave meanxiety.
It was, it's still giving meanxiety, because I just put it
into a big tub and I've put itin another room because I still
don't want to go through it.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Have you decided that you're done with it?
Like, is all of that stuffreally done with, or are you
going to go through that tubagain?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
What I've done is I've put it all in tub, even
stuff that probably shouldn't bein the tub.
I just put everything in therebecause I just left it on the
floor, because what happens withme, with my ADHD brain, is I
start something and then I loseinterest, get distracted, made a
reel instead of cleaning andthen put it in a bucket because
(03:02):
I didn't want to do it anymore.
Yeah, but also I just am overthe clothes that are in there,
like, honestly, I've had stuffin there for three, four years,
plus, plus, plus, plus.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I just seen a necklace that you wore in, like
2004.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Well, I thought you know 2004.
Yeah, I don't know.
Was it 2004?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Could have been 1994.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
No, I was in school then, so it would have been
early 2000s.
You know, when we used to dresslike corporate lawyers when we
wanted to go out to a club.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
How did we get around like that why?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
did.
We think that was cool.
Peplum tops.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Peplum tops over like skinny tights or skinny jeans.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, skinny jeans or a high-waisted skirt.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
And a necklace that was going to break your neck off
.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It had to be as big and as chunky and as loud as
possible.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
So in 2000 and let me take you back to here, 2004 or
2006, I worked at Diva.
Do you remember Diva?
Yes, I remember Diva.
That was like the first LaVisa.
It was the very first la visa,and the more jewelry you had on,
the better for work, right, youwould get praised.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I would rock up jingling and jangling like you
ain't never seen I used to workat morley portmans and I would
go to diva on my lunch break andspend like that was where I
wanted to spend all my money.
I wonder if we cross paths.
I worked at Morley Diva.
There you go.
I was probably in my peplum topand my high-waisted skirt.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Do you know what I was about to say?
Like Portmans was the peplumcentral.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Mate, you went to Portmans if you wanted a peplum
top and a high-waisted skirt orif you wanted work wear.
You could do either, becauseback then you went out like you
were going to work.
Has Portland changed?
Yeah, I think it has.
Has it?
I feel like you can still get apeplum there.
You probably can, and youprobably still can get a really
decent high-waisted skirt.
It's still your work weardestination.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Isn't it hilarious, though, like I, we just did like
a bit of a.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Facebook flick through.
Oh God, I've got my Facebook upright now, of like the outfits
we used to wear.
And I'm telling you now, ohJesus, I actually have pretty
much the exact same photo of melike that I'm just looking at a
photo of me as a bridesmaid andwe were all wearing black
(05:21):
corporate dresses and high heels.
Like all three bridesmaids arewearing a black dress that they
could have wore to work, to aninterview, to a funeral, but
apparently also to a hen's night.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Wait, was that that was the hen's party.
That's a hen's party.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
That's her hen's night.
And the heels ridiculous.
You would not have caught usmillennials in a pair of
sneakers.
It's the peep toe wedge for me.
Oh yeah, actually, millennialsin a pair of sneakers.
It's the peep toe wedge for me.
Oh yeah, actually.
Do you remember the peep toewedge?
Do I remember the peep?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
toe wedge.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yes, I do, oh, my god , I can find you a photo right
here of a peep toe wedge.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I just the bigger, the big belts, the layering,
like you would wear like threesinglets and one had to be
slightly lacy hanging out thetop.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Or no, or hanging out the bottom.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Do you remember the singlets where it was a plain
singlet but at the bottom it wasa stretchy piece of lace?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
That was Supre.
Yeah, that was amazing.
Did you ever have the top thatwas black, with the hands on the
boobs and it was like whitehands?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yes, of course I did.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Oh, my God.
I wore that like every day.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
From Supre you had to have the super low rise track
pants and they were super wideleg.
They had something on the buttas well.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, like cutie or cutie pie, cutie or princess.
Yeah, princess, oh God, it wasa princess.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
And as well as that, because we loved low rise jeans,
we love low rise tracky pants.
A lot of us went and got trampstamps.
That's right.
I feel sorry.
How many butterflies are outthere Butterflies?
I know someone that hadprincess tattooed on the back?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yes, they did.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yes, they did.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It makes me cringe to this day, or the tribal print
yeah, the little tribal, thetribal with the butterfly heart
in the middle, yeah, oh ifyou're a millennial that has a
tramp stamp, let us know I'mhere for it.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Let us know I want to see bloody pictures.
I want to see.
I did not go there.
Thank the lord, but I did gothere with the nike tick
eyebrows like I pretty muchdidn't have an eyebrow, they
were just sticks with a littlesperm head I don't think I went
to the extreme of having verythin eyebrows, but I just didn't
have structured eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
They were very blended with my face.
I'm pretty sure I putfoundation on top of them.
You probably did.
Yeah, that mousse, what was it?
Dream mousse, dream mousse.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It didn't matter what colour you were, it didn't
matter what nationality you were, it didn't matter what colour
your body was.
Everybody just wore the samecolour dream mousse.
And it stopped at your neck.
At your neck.
It didn't go further.
Dude, we didn't blend, therewas no contouring.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
But also the body was orange, as could be.
So the body was orange and theface was white and the lips were
white.
Did you put foundation on your?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
lips.
No, I didn't actually, to behonest.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I did.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
They were white.
We didn't actually, to behonest, I did, they were white.
We didn't know what blush was,we didn't know what contour was,
we didn't.
We just were not like.
Even if we were attractiveteens or attractive like young
women, we did not know how toapply makeup like you got to
give it to the kids of today,gen z.
You got it going on.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I'll tell you.
Natalia went to her year fourdisco today and she had the
highlighter going, the bronzer.
She did her eyebrows I was likewhat the heck?
And she was using my rarebeauty highlighter Of course
they know all the cool brands.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
We knew one brand and it was a chemist brand.
It was Maybelline.
It was Maybelline.
Maybe she's born with it.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
No, it was always Maybelline.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Always.
Oh Lord, you could just go backthrough the memories.
I just tried to have a quicksqueeze as well.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Wait, is that?
No, that wasn't you.
No, that's not me, but it's thenecklace.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Look at the necklace.
I just had a heart attack.
I literally had those necklaces.
Like I'm telling you, I saw itin your wardrobe anyways the
other day, like you had all thenecklaces, the bigger the better
, babe.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
The hoop earrings.
Oh my God, the bigger the hoop,the bigger the hoe.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Okay, when I started clubbing.
So what year did I turn?
I don't even know what year Iturned 18.
I can't remember.
I think it was 2003.
I, the movie Honey came out Idon't even know if that was
around that time.
I wanted to be Jessica Elba.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh, everyone did.
I dressed exactly like herSuper low rise jeans.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I wanted my hair like her.
Yep, I was even trying to dodances in the mirror like her.
I was like I'm Jessica Elba.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I loved, was it Misha Barton?
Yes, misha Barton.
And that she had like.
Did she wear the dresses overthe jeans?
Yes, or the super long topsover pants.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Or was the skirt over jeans?
What the heck was that?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
When you look back now, it kind of looks like they
went to an op shop and had a funday in there.
That's kind of how it lookslike.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah 90s fashion was wild.
It really is coming back, butit's come back better.
So the people doing it nowthey're like I love nineties,
nineties, throwback.
And I was like girl, you don'thave the balls to do real
nineties, you don't Go and pluckyour eyebrows, you cowards, for
a start, and then wear yoursuper low rise jeans.
(10:19):
Okay, I had a pair of.
Okay, I had a pair I want tostand up and show you, but I
can't.
I had a pair of low rise jeansthat were so low that when I did
the zip up, I think the zip wasabout Three centimetres, three
centimetres.
And it was just above the slitof me vag, yeah, so no slip ups
could happen.
They were so low and they wereso wide.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
You had to make sure that you had shaved every single
hair.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Because any chance they could come out.
And what I also have a problemwith is we had low-rise jeans
with high-rise G-strings.
Yes, we were hanging thoseG-strings out straight out of
the pants and the G-string usedto have like they'd go into the
middle of the G and they werelike they had like what do?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
you call it diamantes , yeah, or the ones that had
like a little hoop, yeah like alittle ring in the middle.
So it was like oh, they weremeant to be seen.
I think they were teeth flossones, though, like full teeth
floss or teeth floss Floss?
Yeah, but is it tooth floss orteeth floss?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Well, we have teeth, oh yeah, tooth.
I like to floss, I don't know,but it was definitely flossing
me front and back, mate, butback then I think I had.
My vagina seems to be a lotchunkier these days Because I
could the size of my G-stringyou have four babies like this
is why, yeah, but my G-string, Iswear to God, was like an eye
patch.
Now, I swear I'd need twopatches, one for each flap.
(11:48):
Yeah, poor bitch.
She's been through a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, you know the top of a muffin, like if you
were to pull the top of a muffinoff and put that in my pants.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I knew exactly where you were going.
You can see, look how my littlefat muffin yeah, that's mine
I've got a little fat vagina,it's like I pulled the top of a
muffin off yeah, it's delicious.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
And then I popped it in my pants.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
But that actually is the best bit of the muffin the
muffin top it is tasty, it's thetastiest bit.
The underneath part is dry yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I would eat it.
Oh yeah, mine's moist all daylong.
No, but seriously, I had theknickers as well, yep, and I'll
never forget.
I think I still had like a fewof them.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
You leave them in the bottom of the cupboard.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, like just for memories, just for memories.
You know like I'll never wearthat again kind of thing.
Because, one, it's not going tofit me anymore and two, I'm
here for comfort.
Yeah, comfort not speed, I am.
I remember my kids seeing Idon't know where.
It must have fallen out orsomething.
Anyways, my kids were like whothe heck is this and where did
this come from?
Because they've only seen me ingranny panties, yeah.
So they were like where didthis come from, mum?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Oh, I was like that was from my youth.
Mama used to wear that when shewas cool, when she thought she
was cool.
Oh my God, Times have changed,so changed, and they're so much
cooler than we were.
But we had so much fun.
Let's be honest, like nobodyhas a photo, they used to call
me crack.
I used to work at Betts, bettsShoes.
(13:18):
I worked at Betts.
Yeah, I worked there for years.
It was like my first properamazing job and I loved it.
But they used to call me crackas a joke sometimes, because I,
your butt crack would hang out,my butt crack, well, my G-string
would like.
I would have to hold onto theback of my pants while I was
bending down because my G-stringwould be loud and proud at work
.
But it was okay because thetops were so long usually, so I
(13:39):
could get away with it.
But they were the days, but noone had a photo of that.
No one had a photo of any ofthe stupidity that we used to
get up to, and I kind of lovethat and why did we not take
full-length photos?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I'm looking through my, I'm looking through my
Facebook and they're all likefrom my breast up yeah, we don't
.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
And you know what else.
How about the arm, the?
Side arm we everybody knows theside arm we still can't help
ourselves.
I still find myself popping ashoulder.
But back then it was extreme.
We would lean, literally leanover, like the leaning tower of
Pisa.
You'd pop that shoulder down,mate.
So you get that slender arm.
And the collarbone Make sure thecollarbone's popping out and
(14:18):
we'd all do it.
So you'd all be lined up withyour girlfriends and you'd all
be doing like either the samearm or the opposite arm and the
leg, yeah oh god, what about theface contouring?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
remember when that came out and it was like we're
drawing brown lines all overyourself pretty much.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
We look like we were smudged, but you didn't blend it
like ever we had a problem.
Hey, we really didn't know howto blend anything I'm trying to
find this photo.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
It's, it's fucking hilarious.
I went to my friend's wedding.
Lady Gaga had just become likequite big.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I bought this dress that had like boning in it and
I'm talking boning like anumbrella.
Right the top of it was like anumbrella.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
What Like a?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
peplum.
This was peplum times thousand.
It had boning in it.
And then I wore the biggestpink platform heels you ever did
see, and I was that pose inthis photo.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I need you to find it .
I'm trying to find it.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
It was one of our friend's weddings.
And I thought I looked like thecoolest bish on the street.
Look.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I have to say I feel like we've had a glow up, Like I
look at myself now and I thinkI look better now.
Oh, 100.
I'm happier now At my age thanI did when I was in my 20s.
God, there's one of me herewith Nike tick sperm eyebrows,
blue eyeshadow.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
The blue eyeshadow and I thought I looked like the
shit and my tan.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Why was I orange?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Wait, look here.
What's that pose?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
The fringe, the blue eyeshadow.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, I'm telling you blue eyeshadow, I wore it.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I have to find this now, like I'm not going to be
able to.
I need to show you it.
It was just.
It's too good.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Okay, we're going to have to put up some of our
photos online as well.
So if you've got some dirty,dirty old photos of you, your
brows, show me.
Look at the bangles.
Four, four bangles.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
They're huge Four bloody bangles.
That was the diva thing.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
You know what it was.
It was more is more, but it'scoming.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Oh, that's massive.
Look at the headband, though.
I love it.
Oh wait, you couldn't see thatthen, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Look at it Head.
Yeah, more is more.
She has a headband on.
She's got a chunky necklace.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
She's got six bracelets on.
I also had no lips.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
No, you didn't have a lip at all I had no top lip.
What was Botox it?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
didn't exist.
Well, it was filler.
Oh, it was filler.
It was like filler, yeah, buteven Botox.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
What is that?
Okay, okay, I wrote, wrote newhair for Bali.
Oh my God.
Also, you know what else wascringy?
Our Facebook status updates.
Oh yeah, oh my God, feelinghappy in Bali with new hair.
Why, actually, okay, so she'sready for Bali.
She's got a blunt fringe, ablunt shoulder length hairdo bob
(17:04):
, a massive, wide brimmed hat,eyeliner all the way around,
black as the ace of spades.
And a chunky green necklace withWith a leopard print on it.
I'm telling you, I mean, wewere living our best lives.
(17:25):
Honestly, I was a sexy bish.
The kids of today have no idea.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Oh wait, I found it.
I found it.
I can't wait.
I can't wait to see this peplumdress.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Oh Holy shit, is that a dress?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, I thought it was bigger Actually.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
It's still big.
It's pretty big, okay, but it'sa huge peplum over a skinny
skirt.
No, it had, like it was builtin.
Yeah, it's a built in skirt,that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
It was built in over the top of like.
It was like this massiveumbrella felt like.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I couldn't sit in it because it had boning, but you
were living person ever.
Everyone would have been likewhere did you get that dress?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Everybody complimented me, saying you just
look like a model.
I was like yeah, I do.
What do you mean?
Look?
The pose, the pink I had pinklipstick, pink necklace, pink
shoes and a pink bracelet.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, but you wore a black corporate dress.
That is hideous.
That is hideous, and can I justsay I love you, dav, but you
looked like you were about to goto work he was wearing a blue
shirt with a red tie.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
No, it was pink to match me, oh it was a pink tie.
It was pink to match me.
He still wants to match mewhenever we go out.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
That's really cute, though, yeah, craig had no idea.
When I met Craig, craig waswearing New Balance sneakers
everywhere and corduroy pants.
Hold on, though he laughs in myface now because he's like babe
, guess who was ahead of theirtime.
New Balance is back andcorduroy is back and I was like,
yeah, but back then, mate, Ibarely wanted you to fucking
stand next to me.
I was like you wear those shoesout again and we're done and he
(18:54):
used to lose at laughing yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
New Balance is a cool now.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I struggled with New Balance at the start, like I
love them now because they're socomfortable.
They're comfortable and stylish.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Do you want to see my Bali outfit?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, please, please, enlighten me.
I don't even know.
Like what is this?
Okay, guys, I'm going to haveto explain this one she is.
I was actually.
I thought I wasn't cool, butlike, compared to you, but this
is in another country.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Like what am I wearing?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
So she's gone to Bali in a pair of Haviana thongs.
Yeah, oh, mate, if you did nothave Havianas, though.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
But how was I wearing them?
Because I don't have thong toes.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I can tell that there's a huge gap between the
toe.
I don't know how, but you hadto wear Havianas back then.
Yeah, she's wearing a massiveblack sarong over the top of a
long black top, in front of apool with this massive silver
chunky chain with a ginormousblack belt around it.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah, what a fashion statement.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
In Bali In.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Bali, like that isn't even holiday wear.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Well, I think you were trying to make it resort
wear Like you were going for theresort look, were you not?
I've got no idea.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I'm lost for words.
I'm literally scrolling,thinking like I should have seen
a therapist 20 years ago.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Well, I think, oh, mate, shouldn't we have all seen
a therapist 20 years ago?
It would have saved us a lot ofheartache, I swear to God.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I'm so glad I own a hair salon now.
My hair back then wasridiculous, oh my.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
God, here we go.
You weren't the only one thatwore, the big Is that you,
that's me.
I thought that was your kid,then you couldn't see her under
the hat.
The hat was this is me andBarley.
Okay, the glasses.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
We both had the hat, though.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
The glasses you had to have, the bug-eyed glasses.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I found another fun one.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
What's with the Jesus cross Mate?
Are you wearing a giant set ofrosary beads?
I think I got that in Bali.
Probably I believe.
So.
Yeah, a lot of these are fromBali.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
God Living our best life.
Oh, even the hair.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
No, I can't.
Guys, we need you to send usany hilarious photos you've got
from, like, what are we talkinghere?
2000s, 2010, I think your bestfashion 2000 to 2010 I reckon
that's was.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
That was the time, just own it as well, because I
think you know we it was fun itwas fun there's not a lot of
photography evidence though likethat's right, because no
iPhones right.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Like we had shitty phones.
What did we?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
have.
I took out in my purse a fulldigital camera.
So I used to have my Nokia 5110.
Oh no, I didn't have a SamsungFlip, and the smaller the phone
the better.
And then I had my digitalcamera, my pink digital Motorola
camera that I would pull outand we'd try to take a selfie
with in the club.
Was it a phone or a camera?
(21:46):
No, so you also had a camera.
I had a digital camera that Itook out with me.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
I had a Canon professional camera and I used
to take it around.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
It might have been a Canon and I had the Motorola
flip phone, the pink phone Flip.
Oh, they were cute, though whatwas it?
Moto Motorola, no, moto Moto.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
It was this, hello Moto.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
That was it.
That was it.
Remember that, yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Hello Moto.
Oh, remember that three shopthat opened up?
Yeah, it was like the threephones.
Yes, yes, and everyone lined upfor this fucking ugly phone.
And it was the first ever likecontract that you could get into
and we all signed up for it.
And then we're like I don'tknow how we're going to pay this
bill.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
No, I had a Nokia.
My first phone was a Nokia 5110.
And then I was on one of thoseplans where you could call your
friend for 10 minutes for freeand then you'd hang up, and then
you'd call back and do another10 minutes, and then you'd hang
up.
Did you set a timer?
No, we'd look, you're like oh,it's nine minutes 50.
We've got to go, I'll bring youback.
Oh my God.
So every ten minutes you'd calleach other back because it was,
(22:44):
or else it was a dollar aminute.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Hold on a minute.
I was also having thisconversation with my kids, right
?
They don't know what it's liketo have dial-up internet.
They have no idea, right, andyou're screaming at your sibling
get off the phone.
At your sibling, get off thephone.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I'm trying to dial up .
I want to play Sims.
I never played Sims.
I was on MySpace creatingMySpace page.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I had that too, and Messenger.
Yeah, yeah, messenger.
Oh, we were talking about thelittle like.
What is the things we used towrite Like GTG or like gotta go?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yeah, what's that BRB ?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
We still do that.
No, there was like a wholebunch of funny ones.
We still do that, yeah, butthey were worse back then.
What we used to have longerones, what are those things
called?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Like what do you call it when you're, when you're
shortening it, abbreviating how?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
do I spell abbreviation?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Okay, I'm going to show you a trick on your phone
into your thing, oh, here.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I press the microphone.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah, press the microphone and just say what
you're looking for, so you don'thave to spell it.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Abbreviations from 2000.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah.
So if you can't spell, just goand Google it.
Also, you know what you do need.
If you download the Google app,you can do a reverse image
search, love that let's do thisF-I-Y.
For your information Yep F-I-Y.
For your information, Yep TinkA-K-A, Also known as F-K-A.
Fuck something I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Formerly known as no don't know, B-Y-O-B.
Oh, I remember that one so well.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
No, I don't know.
Be right back, bring your ownbeverage.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I don't know that, come to my party, but B-Y-O-B,
bring your own beverage.
Let me find them, adams.
Obviously DIY, do it yourself.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
What else did we have Hold on?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Oh, that one's a good one.
You know the ones that arereally long and you're like what
?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh well, we know, I know this one Like I-Y-K-Y-K.
Yeah, that's if you know youknow, Shut the hell up.
Yeah, today we used to.
Just we didn't really need todo that.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Two, number two, morrow.
No, it was like on MSN BRB, brb.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
No, there was some really good ones GTG, gtg, gotta
go guys.
And we were the queen of emojis.
We still are.
I still use all the emojis andapparently that's like no one
uses emojis.
Now my kids tell me they justeducate me all the time they can
tell I'm a mile away.
I used to have a side part.
I used to have a comb over sidepart.
Yeah, can no one ever let me dothat again.
(25:13):
It looked terrible Really.
I reckon I look better with themiddle part, but but it was my
kids that made me do it.
They were like mum the sidepart's out, it's out.
Try the middle part.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
I feel like many people have a side part anymore.
No one.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
No, I haven't seen it for ages.
But also, you have to trainyour hair to go to a middle part
.
It doesn't want to.
You had to make it go overthere.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
But God, there's fucking.
We've gone for days and thequiff.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
What do you mean?
One or two?
I had one, the bigger thebetter.
I used to have an insert thatwent under my hair, so I could
put the hair over the littlefoam piece, so it would sit up
for days, and then I'd put on mypeplum top, my big neck lace
and my skirt and my peep toeshoes and I was ready and she
was slaying.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I still win.
I've actually me and Davin werewatching it last night.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I love it.
That's where the orange, likethe tans, came from.
The big hair yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
It was like the first kind of reality show for us,
but even the Kardashians backthere were just as bad they were
just as bad.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Right the, the fashion was just as bad.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yep, we've come a long way.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Well, we're as old as Kim, just about.
So Kim's 42 or 43 this year.
Yeah, she's still a hot bitch.
Yeah, but, mate, she got themoney.
I need that song again.
She's working hard for themoney.
We're working hard for themoney, but we're not Kim, so we
have less money.
I'm about to go and put my feeton the internet.
(26:44):
You can't.
No, you probably can't.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Somebody might get turned on by my space between my
two toes.
You can stick something inthere.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Okay, yeah, I've got to remind you I really don't
like feet, the thought of it,they're actually really sweaty
right now too.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
That's great so we'll just munch on some snakes.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
I know, I know we're so professional.
We don't have a producer.
You can clearly tell that wejust do what we want.
Go rogue, imagine if we had one.
They would be fucking hating usby now.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
If you guys could see us right now.
We're both wearing loungewear.
I loungewear, I'm wearing.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Peter Alexander loungewear.
I'm going to say it's more chicthan pyjamas.
It is chic.
She actually looks reallyclassy, whereas I look like a
mismatched queen.
You look like an 80s workoutvideo.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I do.
Do you want?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
me to do some moves With the socks and the jumper.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I used to be a aerobics instructor.
What's that one?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Oh my god, I love that.
What does he do?
It's got Jamie Lee Curtis in it, yes, oh, what is he doing it?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Let's get physical.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I don't know, let's get physical, physical Actually
look like that.
Okay, right now I actually dolook like that.
I'm saying you do.
You look like an 80s gyminstructor.
Well, I was a gym instructorand I was an aerobics instructor
and I loved it.
I grew up watching like sixo'clock what was it called
Aerobics of style with myaunties and I could get up and
(28:10):
do it like watch.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Oh my God, I reckon we'd lose some serious weight
doing that you would.
Honestly those freaking 80swomen were fit as fuck, john
Trump.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I love that.
I know exactly what you'retalking about he dry rates.
Yes, and they're both givingeach other like fuck looks, yeah
the eyes and their sweatingyeah.
I am actually wearing scruncheddown socks.
They were the socks of mydreams that my mum and dad never
brought for me.
They were like you know.
They were $12 for a pair orsomething, or even maybe $8 or
something, and I really wantedthem.
They didn't buy them for me, soI brought them for myself.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Now that they've come back.
Here it is.
It is John Travolta and JamieLee Curtis in Perfect 1985, the
year we were born.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
What's the song called?
Oh, it was on.
What's the song called?
Oh, she was hot.
It's that one.
Oh my God, his junk is nearlyfalling out of his shorts.
It's that one.
Yeah, I know.
Oh my God, oh my God, jamie LeeCurtis' bod and her, how did
her vag Stay?
In that In that Look at it.
(29:20):
I know, look God, she's gotlegs for days.
No one.
Oh, my flap would have justbeen straight out rogue.
That's me.
Oh, love it, oh God I knew I hadseen it, but I couldn't
remember the song, because thesong's not as memorable.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Oh no, but the scene is memorable.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
But that's actually.
If I was wearing a leotard ontop of this, I would be pretty
much like that 80s aerobicsinstructor right now.
But I have the coolest jumper.
I actually love this brand somuch.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
This senorita needs a margarita.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
I know because tequila's my favourite, so Sabi
Store.
Actually, ash is from perth andher husband, jace uh, designs
all these by hand, so he paintsall the original prints just
giving them a plug, guys.
But if you want to you knowwhat do you call it?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
sponsor us, feel free yeah, we could do some sexy
t-shirts while we're recordingwe're like anyone.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
We're like, um say, very professional.
Just hit the mic with my um redbull can, and it's probably
like nearly seven o'clock atnight, which clearly I'm not
sleeping to that also I'm notprobably going to edit that
sound out, so I hope you don'tmind.
You know, we just are the waywe are we bear it all?
I'm just thinking of liket-shirt prints, now this is
where my brain goes somethinglike she works hard for her
(30:43):
money that's a good one.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
That's a good one, but also something like let's
get physical.
She know how to fandangle yeah,she's fandangling.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Oh, that reminds me of my cowboy.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
See, I don't know, go , go, go, talk about it.
Okay, she's going to have to.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I know, okay, I'm reading a new book.
Guys, I can't even rememberwhat it's called Heartbreaker,
one of them Fearless, heartless.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
The guy's name is what is it again?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Rhett, rhett.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Okay, I'm going to find it If that ain't a country
name anyway, can't remember theseries.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Um, clearly I've just picked it up and I started
reading it.
My friend ash it's back to ashash gives me all the book
recommendations.
I'm just going into her messagenow because I'll know the name
of the book.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Someone's probably read it before I need to read
how to read for beginners ohokay, no okay, it's flawless.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Iless.
I'm reading Flawless by ElsieSilver Now.
This is just like it's a seriesof books, so I'm only on the
first one.
It's about a cowboy.
And never in my life or mywildest dreams would I think
that I'd start fantasising abouta country boy.
But now I'm thinking about himin his assless chaps.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
All right, give me a rundown of the book.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
So far okay, so I haven't finished it, but it is
like a corporate city girl whohas to look after or go and
pretty much babysit this bullrider.
He's a very famous bull rider,championship bull rider, but
he's kind of tainted hisreputation.
So they're his agent and theagent's daughter has um, has
been assigned to him to keep himin line, but she's a really
established, really well umeducated woman and he's a rugged
(32:31):
, handsome, chiseled country boybull rider and she falls in
love with him well, I wouldn'tsay it's love at first sight.
But so it goes from two point ofviews his point of view and her
point of view.
And in books they go in detail.
They won't just be like.
It's not like when you'rewatching tv they tell you like
(32:52):
oh, you can see that he thinksshe's hot, but you can only see
it.
Yeah, you're hearing it there.
He's like oh, my god, I'm goinghard, like just looking at her
tight ass and she's doing thesame thing.
She's looking at her tight assand she's doing the same thing.
She's looking at his chiseledbody.
She's looking at his likepackage.
She's imagining him in bed.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
It's just like assless chaps come at me, are we
talking about like sex in thestables?
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, all sorts of Bento regatein the paddock somewhere.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Yeah, like we're pegging a fence and next minute
she's getting pegged.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Is it pegged Pegging?
I don't know if that's theright word, but fandangling.
No, Fandangling is ado-it-yourself no like these
books.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
They're sexy, they just like.
This one's a little bit morespicy than the last one and I'm
here for it.
I don't know, I just haven'ttried.
It's like soft porn, I swear toGod.
For girls Like you startimagining it in your own head,
in your own way.
You're not given someone thatyou don't think is attractive,
(33:54):
like you know, like if it's onTV, that's the person they've
chosen for the role, whether ornot you're attracted to it.
Like your country man might be,you know your Davin, but he's a
country boy.
Imagine Davin as a country boy.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
You never know mate With a piece of straw hanging
out of his mouth.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Like Craig as a country boy.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
No, but Craig I can picture as a country boy.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Actually I can picture Craig as a bit of a
country boy.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
He's got that like rugged real down-to to earth If
he put on like real, worn injeans that are a bit dirty, like
he's just rolled through apaddock, yeah.
Yeah, a white wife beatersinglet.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
No, not a white.
I'm not imagining a single.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
I'm imagining that Listen my cousins worked on the
country farm and they wore jeansand wife beaters.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
No, that's not what I'm With their work boots.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
They're work boots.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
No.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
And also like some sort of tartan shirt over the
top.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Yes, I want a tartan shirt.
I want tight worn-in jeans andI want cowboy boots worn-in
cowboy boots with an oldoversized cowboy hat.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
That stinks because it's so sweaty.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
No, I don't want it to stink, I want him to be very
clean, but I want him to havethat musty.
She wants him to be clean butdirty at the same time.
Yes, dirty minded, but a bitdirty on the outside.
But when he smells, like youknow, the sweat smell, that's
like you like it.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
No, what do you mean?
I don't like the smell of sweat.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Well, I like the smell of Craig when he's like a
little bit sweaty, not likepongy sweaty, but it's his smell
, like his weird.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah, I do get the his smell kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
But that's how I'm imagining Rhett.
Okay, I'm not thinking aboutlike him being like shoveling
shit.
Yeah, I'm just thinking abouthim bending me over shit.
Have you told Craig about thisbook?
Yeah he cracks up and he's likeare you for real?
This is what you're reading?
And then I read him a passageand he was like dear God.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
No, but I think like we should, craig, get some
arseless chaps.
You've heard it here today andI am yours.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
And I'll work hard for my money.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
This is seriously.
I think we're going to have tostart a book club.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I think we will.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Like Rose, is going to have to talk about her book
that she reads.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yes, so once I'm finished this one, I'll download
.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yes, so once I'm finished this one, I'll download
.
Yeah, yes, because she'sfinished her Dragon Rider.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
I finished my Dragon Rider.
I finished Fourth Wing and IronFlame, and Iron Flame is just
like a filler book.
It just gives you theinformation.
So I felt like the second book.
It was good, but it wasn't likethe first book.
It's like the filler.
It gives us all the informationwe didn't know.
It gives us all the informationwe didn't know, gives us a
little bit more story and thenends on a bit of a cliffhanger.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
And.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
I'm like fuck.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Well off topic here, because obviously I'm not
reading books, but I am watchingTV shows.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
I know you do love good TV, so.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Binged OC Waiting for Selling Sunset.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I love Selling Sunset .
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Kardashians just started and it was only one
episode.
Kind of watched it Bit boring.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
It was a tiny bit boring, but the Bridgertons,
Bridgertons what in the name ofGod were they doing?
Releasing four episodes andthen being like bye bitches?
You've got to wait, Dearestreader.
I'm telling you, we're doingthis, we are.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
We're definitely going to have our own version of
Lady Whistledown.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Four episodes.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Okay, so didn't it take I think it was three years
until they released this season?
Then they released the trailer,like weeks months before it
came out, then they releasedfour episodes, and months before
it came out Then they releasedfour episodes, and of course I
binge watched them in one nightsay up until 2 bloody 30 in the
morning, and they take till.
there's a spoiler alert maybe soif you haven't watched
(37:41):
Bridgerton yet and you want tostop listening, so then they
wait till the last episode, andit's like five minutes before it
finishes.
Exactly to get to the juicy bit.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
I was like you dogs.
You dogs, even the sex sceneswere very PG.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Yeah, they were a bit PG in this one, but I feel like
the first four episodes becausethey call it friends to lovers
I feel like the first fourepisodes are friends and how
they turn to lovers.
So I think the last four has tobe about lovers.
I love these two as well, likeI love the last four has to be
about lovers.
I love these two as well, likeI love the two characters.
I love Penelope and I just lovethat she's a wallflower.
(38:16):
She's like the regular girl.
This one is going to be sorelatable in a lot of ways.
She's apparently like in thebooks or whatever it was, like
she's actually been a spinster.
She's been on the shelf for 10years.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
There's a part of me that's like really disappointed,
because she's loved the boynext door forever right, yeah
how bad, not how badly did hetreat her?
But he never really looked ather like she was anything.
He even went to the point oflike saying to people there's no
way he would ever date her.
It kind of like like thishappens in real life, all the
(38:51):
time right.
Girls have crushes on guys forso long.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
He makes fun of her.
I'll never date her, yeah.
And then what?
All of a sudden they have onekiss and he's infatuated with
her.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I don't know.
I think it's going to come outthat I have a feeling that he
has liked her for longer, but hesort of had a glow up the
season before and then he wentaway and traveled, and so
they're both real geeks, I justfeel like he's a fuck boy.
I don't think he is.
I don't know.
I love Nicola.
I can't pronounce her surname,jesus.
(39:24):
Which one's that?
This is the lead Penelope.
Penelope, yeah what.
This is the lead Penelope.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Penelope, yeah the lead what about his sister.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
What's her name?
There's a few, there's eightBridget.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
The one that just doesn't want to get married ever
, she finds a love interestapparently.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
She does, but she'll have her own season for that.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Okay, I'm trying to think of her name, but even the
brother that married the Indianprincess or Mauritian there.
There she is, the Viscount andthe Viscountess.
Is this?
From when?
Speaker 1 (39:52):
they get married.
Yeah, that's them two.
They're gorgeous, yeah them two.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
I love them.
They're a bit PG too.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Do you think no?
Yeah, well, how much can theyshow?
Speaker 2 (40:02):
I feel like the first , very first season, the first
season they did go there a lotharder.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
I reckon they went there.
You know which one I liked outof Bridgerton so much.
Have you seen, Queen Charlotte?
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
I wish there was more to that.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah, yeah, me too, Like it was one of my faves.
I was like I love them.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
I mean not going to lie.
Yeah, what's her name?
Is it Annalise?
Speaker 1 (40:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
I'm ready to watch the next four already.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
I'm ready.
When's it coming out?
Bridgerton, season three Let mehave a look.
So we're looking at threeseasons.
June 13th oh, so we're comingup, it's in two weeks.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Put that in your diaries Eloise, eloise, eloise.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Eloise is oh, I love her.
Same.
I don't think in the first fourepisodes of this last season.
In this season should I say shehad enough, like she's funny,
usually there wasn't a lot ofher.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
No, because she's still like annoyed at Penelope.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
But I think they've also introduced so many
different storylines in thisseason.
So, many different, likespin-offs are going to come and
we've just got.
They're giving us a taste ofeverybody.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
But also the bird man .
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Who's the bird man?
Speaker 2 (41:12):
The one that Penelope and the other girl were trying
to like get in with.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Oh, I thought she was nearly going to go there.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
The nature guy.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
The nature dude Didn't hate him, but I liked how
much he respected her, like asa person.
Yeah, like I know.
But it was weird because hewanted to go away for years and
years at a time and just be likehe talks to trees, yeah, and
then leave her there to beunloved and on, alone and alone,
yeah, Probably pop a few babiesand that's it.
Yeah, he'd just come impregnateher and leave again, which was
(41:41):
kind of weird but it might'vebeen of the time, but I kind of
liked that he gave her theattention and the respect of who
she was upon meeting herstraight away.
Yeah, and I like that it kindof made him what's his name?
Jealous, colin, yeah, yeah,about bloody time, colin.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Yeah, but that's what I mean.
Like does it take another manshowing a woman interest before
you're like, hey, I actuallylike this person, yeah, I know.
Or like does it take actuallykissing somebody to be like I
actually like this person, yeah,I know.
Or like does it take actuallykissing somebody to be like I
actually like this person that'strue.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Well, sometimes it does actually sometimes it does
that was actually how me andDavin started.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
What do you mean he?
I just totally forgot so wewere friends yeah my friend was
dating his best.
My best friend and his bestfriend were together, so we just
went out clubbing as a biggroup.
Okay, davin at this time hadabout three girls on the go, I
think Metro, oh.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Metro nightclub Yep Yep.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
They had red bar, blue bar, you know all the bar
colours.
Yes, yep, he'd have a girl ateach bar, okay, Anyways, this
one night he said to me thisgirl is following me around, she
won't stop, can you help me?
I was like no worries.
She came around the corner.
As soon as I made eye contactwith her, I pinned Davin against
(42:59):
the wall and just made out withhim okay, now when you did that
yep did you?
Speaker 1 (43:04):
was it just like spontaneous?
You're like screw it, this iswhat I'm gonna do.
Yes, or you were attracted tohim a bit.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
I hadn't even thought about it.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
You hadn't thought about it.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
No.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Okay, then when you hooked up, did it continue on
then?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
It continued on from that day forward.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
So you hooked up and you were like, oh see, a kiss
can change it all.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
That's what I'm saying.
I'm such a hypocrite.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
That is true, oh my God.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
So I did kiss him and then after that I was like, oh
hey.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
I really like you.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
I think a kiss can cement the deal too, and I had
also just gotten out of arelationship with somebody who I
was infatuated with.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
And he kept telling me all these stories about him
and his best mate and how hisbest mate was like shaving his
back and his legs for him.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
He's gay.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
He was gay.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
I think he married that guy.
I don't know, but I justremember being like something
and he just that's why you wereinfatuated with him.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
He was never really that interested in me.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
No, it was just like I was the side piece, like I was
allowed to hold his hand, butthat was it.
Like don't kiss me out inpublic, like yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
I think he he wasn't 100%, he didn't 100% probably
know himself.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
No.
But then when he told me likethat his friend rubbed like
shaving foam on his back andlegs and was shaving it.
I was like that's a bit weird.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Did he not think that at first?
Or he hooked up with him after?
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Surely he knew how far how long.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
I feel like he was undercover how long after you
did he end up with him?
Speaker 2 (44:38):
oh, don't know I just remember all of us coming to
this thing of like, oh yep, he'sdefinitely undercover, he's not
ready to come out.
And then I just remember oneday seeing a post of him and I
was like, oh he out he out withhis friend that it was shaving
his back he's so out, there yougo.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
You hooked up with Dav, and the rest is history.
Oh, that's like me and Craig.
20 years.
Yeah, 20 years next year.
I was 20 this year.
We went to GBT the first time.
Gbt, gbt, gbt.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Grand Boulevard Tavern in Joondalup it was the
place to go.
It was the place to be.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
It didn't matter if you didn't live in Joondalup.
You would travel from God knowsand line up for hours.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
It was like the Malaloo.
Remember, the Malaloo was sogood.
Yes, you used to go off.
Like the places, have likemoments where they're cool and
the Cottesloe Hotel.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
I think the Cottesloe's still pretty good.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
The codicil we used to line up for like two hours.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Yeah, that was the same as GBT All the way out, all
the way down, and there was acouple of bars and clubs that
you could go to after like dusk.
That's when me and Craig hookedup for the first time at the
GBT.
Oh wow, so we went to go geteverybody some drinks and we
ended up drinking all the drinksand then hooking up.
(45:48):
Oh, and yeah, the rest is.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Do you ever disappear to the car?
Speaker 1 (45:53):
After the GBT Sorry, Dad.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
We would literally be in metros and we'd be like
who's got car keys?
Speaker 1 (46:00):
We'll be back God, yeah, no, we weren't coming back
.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
God.
I distinctly remember doingsomething for Craig for the
first time in the car in the carpark across the road from GBT.
He's never forgotten either.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
It's been like one of the highlights.
Listen, we lived with ourparents back then.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Yeah, we were still at home.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
It was the car and Craig didn't even know.
Yeah, so what?
I couldn't risk it?
You can't creep out of hishouse at 2am, no.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
But it was a good time, good times, good memories,
and we went every weekend mygirlfriend Renee met her husband
at the GBT.
Oh she loved At old GBT sheloved a bald man and we were all
dancing in a circle.
They both had eyes for eachother and I am a good wingworm
woman and you would think she'snot said wingworm.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
I'm a good wingworm.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
I don't have one of those?
I don't have one of those.
I'm a good wingworm.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
I'm a good wingwoman.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
I have been with Craig since I was 20 years old
and all of my friends weresingle for so long After that.
Like so all I ever did was likeyou have the confidence when
you're with someone that you'rehappy with, yeah.
And so of course I was like,hey, how you going?
Have you met my friend?
I pushed Renee into her husbandand I was like, just fucking
dance with him and they'remarried and they've been
(47:13):
together ever since.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Match maker.
Match maker make me a match,find me a fine, catch me a catch
.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
What the hell?
Honestly, we should have beensingers.
We're tapped.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
We could have been like backup singers we could
have.
Yeah, destiny's Child, watchout that ship may have sailed
Anyway, oh my God.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Here we were thinking we were going to have a little
quiet short episode about ourfashion and 50 minutes later
we're still here chatting shit.
But we're going to leave it atthat.
We're going to talk next week,but in the meantime, this week,
we want to see your photos.
We want to see your badeyebrows, we want to see your
blue eyeshadow, your peplum tops, your big necklaces the worst
(47:56):
fashion.
The chunky belts yes, the peeptoe wedges the best of the worst
.
Yeah, they were some good times.
Don't be ashamed.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I'm being dead serious.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
We're sharing this shit on stories right.
Stories right, yes, yes, tag usin it, we need it.
Tag us in your early 2000sfashion, yeah.
Or like, if you are younger,what's the worst thing you've
put on?
Like your regret, your fashionregrets.
We were even tucking beforeskinny leg jeans came out.
Remember it was bootleg jeans,but we wanted to wear the boots
we wanted to wear high, highboots so we had to tuck our
jeans into the boots.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
No, you would fold it .
Speaker 1 (48:33):
You'd fold it down and then fold it over.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
Yes, so we want to see all of that.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Not to mention laying over an ironing board and
straightening your hair with thegoddamn iron.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Yep.
Honestly, I remember doing thatand then having the crease
where it hit your head.
Yep.
And curling your hair and neverbrushing it out, oh, or you'd
plait it, you'd put it intobraids and then you'd let the
braids out, because you justnever can't curling it.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
I wore that hairstyle last week.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
Yeah, but I like.
Yeah, that's cute though.
Yeah, I rocked it.
Two thousand baby.
Oh the crimp.
I used to crimp my hair all thetime back because I love Dolly
Parton.
All right, we need to get offbecause we're doing it again.
All right, we're back on.
Anyway, in the meantime, guys,like always, take care of
yourselves and take care of eachother.
Bye bitches.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Bye.
Popular Podcasts
United States of Kennedy
United States of Kennedy is a podcast about our cultural fascination with the Kennedy dynasty. Every week, hosts Lyra Smith and George Civeris go into one aspect of the Kennedy story.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.