From Liverpool to Perth: Zara's expat journey.

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What happens when life completely derails your carefully constructed plans? For our mate Zara, a hairdresser from Liverpool, what should have been a quick trip home for her sister's baby shower turned into a wild, years-long adventure filled with visa hiccups, COVID border closures, and some serious soul-searching.

Zara had built a seemingly perfect life in Perth over nearly a decade, with a thriving business, a steady relationship, and a gorgeous apartment. But then, BAM! She found herself locked out of Australia due to a technicality with her visa. What felt like the end of the world quickly became an unexpected chance for clarity. "It was the worst - best thing that happened to me," she candidly shared.

Separated from her partner and her work, everything felt like it was crumbling. Yet through that chaos, Zara reconnected with what truly mattered to her. Although her relationship and business ended, she started to feel happy again, something she realized she hadn’t felt in quite some time. She was rediscovering herself and starting anew.

Friends encouraged her to settle down in Liverpool, but Zara's heart was still set on Australia. We admired her stubbornness as she refused to buy a car, a house, or even a proper phone plan in the UK, confident she’d return to Perth on her own terms.

Eventually, the universe had her back with a sponsorship at Chrystal's salon. Tired of waiting in the UK, she decided to live in Bali while her visa was processed, making new friends and venturing back into the dating scene. A cringe-worthy date with a tooth-gem-wearing American left her a bit scarred, but it entertained us for sure!

Now, Zara is rebuilding her life in Perth, determined to find love and re-enter the dating world. Although she's not keen on dating apps -finding them a bit weird, but she’s open to new experiences as long as they don’t involve any tooth gems! It’s a bit daunting but refreshing to see her approach it all with humour and an open heart.

Our chat was filled with fun over snacks and drinks, with Zara teaching us some hilarious Scouse terms, leaving us in stitches trying to catch her quirky phrases and the things we don't quite understand when she talks! We couldn’t resist throwing in a cheeky-themed "Would You Rather" towards the end, adding a sprinkle of mischief to our convo!

Zara's journey resonates with anyone who's faced unexpected detours in life. It’s a raw reminder that sometimes, life’s redirections—even when painful—lead us right where we need to be. We hope you enjoy this fun, candid chat as Zara shares her extraordinary expat journey and adventures so far and discover why starting over might be the best gift of all! 

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Episode Transcript

Rose (00:04):
Welcome to Bearing it All with Rose and Crystal.

Chrystal (00:07):
Where the conversations get real emotions
run raw and nothing is filtered.

Rose (00:11):
Buckle up because we're Bearing it All deep, diving into
everything from motherhood tomental health and everything in
between.
We want to get to know you,each other and our bodies, and
things are going to get spicy.
We're outspacing.

Chrystal (00:25):
Are you ready for it?

Rose (00:26):
Let's do it.
So today on the pod, we've gotZara.
She's a firecracker.
Born and bred in Liverpool, shecame to Australia nearly 10
years ago, met her then partnerhere and then did the whole
expat dream.
She's been through it all Ran abusiness, dealt with a bit of
heartbreak, a few curveballs,and then got stuck overseas
during COVID Like literallylocked out of the country, ended

(00:50):
up in Bali for three monthsliving her best life while
trying to find her way back intoOz and restart everything from
scratch.
She's back now, doing it solo,and she's got a wild tale to
tell.
Welcome, zara, to the pod.

Chrystal (01:08):
Woo, this has been a long time coming.
Girl Zara pitched the idea ofcoming on our pod and me and
Rose were like let's fucking doit.
Cheers, cheers, baby.
We are currently drinkingtequila and orange juice.
For those who are watchingwithout video, Crystal made this
drink.

Rose (01:27):
I can tell I don't think that's true.
I actually think I put more inyours.
Yeah, Soz, I mean I lovetequila, but Jesus Christ.

Chrystal (01:36):
You love it when you're like 20 deep and can't
taste anything anymore.

Rose (01:39):
I do love a coconut tequila, so hold on.
Yeah, do a shot, let's do aquick shot.

Zara (01:43):
I don't trust myself with that, neither.

Rose (01:48):
Oh yeah, good idea.
If we break this, we're in bigtrouble.
Yes, this is expensiveequipment.
I mean, let's have a quick shot.
I mean I have literally justcome from a laser session where
I've had my arsehole lasered forthe first time.
So I feel like I can talk aboutanything today.
If someone just saw my browneye, we can do it all.
Let's do it.
Was it painful?
No, she said, my buttholewasn't as brown as I thought it

(02:08):
might have been Anyway here's toZara Cheers.

Chrystal (02:13):
Oh shit, I don't know how.

Rose (02:16):
Oh, that's nice, that is such a good tequila.
Put that over there.

Chrystal (02:21):
That is delicious Shit guys, I'm going to get the
sweats now.

Rose (02:24):
Oh, that is delicious.
That is tequila Infused withtequila Again.
Okay, tell them what happenedlast night before we start quick
.

Chrystal (02:32):
Oh my God.
We went to the community loungeand as we were exiting I
thought I was going to pass out.
I couldn't even walk down thestairs.

Zara (02:45):
My legs were jiggling, jaggling like a wobbly little.

Rose (02:46):
The collar went Crystal.
I would like you to share whythat happened, Because I got
really excited over some brie.

Chrystal (02:54):
It was on the plate and I looked at it and I was
like Did you not see?

Rose (02:57):
what she was doing.
No, so I grabbed a cracker andsome cheese and she's like fuck
this, I'm just going to havesome cheese.
And I saw her little mitts goout.
No, she grabbed.

Chrystal (03:05):
I picked up a handful, a handful of brie, but it was
it was, that was one handful,and then it was another handful.

Zara (03:11):
She just kept going back and forth.

Chrystal (03:12):
And then you guys, you guys went to go take seats and
I went back for more cheese andI couldn't resist the creamy
brie.

Rose (03:21):
That's literally how it came out, it went in creamy.

Chrystal (03:26):
It came just out the same it came out like a brown Mr
Whippy.
No, sorry guys, Too much info,but I had the worst stomach ache
.
I got home and I wore thesepants that I can never do up,
Like I can never do them upright.
So I'm trying to get thesefuckers off and I'm shaking.

Rose (03:40):
I'm shaking, my legs are going and then I'm shaking my
legs are going and then I'm likeoh my God, I'm going to shit my
pants.

Chrystal (03:45):
It's the poo sweats, it's the poo sweats, I felt like
I was going to pass out.
Oh yep.
Anyway, I learned my lesson.
I cannot drink wine and eat awhole wheel of cheese, and I'm
pretty sure it was like a wheelI don't think the wine had any.

Rose (04:01):
No, that was all cheese, that was a cheese shit.
That was like paulie saidbefore, it was the cheese sweats
yeah, but you know what eatingit was divine.

Chrystal (04:10):
Yeah, I had regrets it .
No, no, it's not, I thought Iwas gonna pass out yeah, I
thought, I thought we actuallyyou were gonna pass.

Zara (04:19):
She was walking down the stairs like this.

Rose (04:20):
I actually thought we're gonna have to go to emergency.
I thought, oh my god, like Iwas holding her on one arm like
a little baby, like a child, no,but then that other woman who
was sitting on that crate whowould have thought cheese could
do that.
Honestly, I was like get yourbag off the crate and give my
friend the crate.
She's obviously not well, Idon't even remember any of that,
yeah, anyways.

Chrystal (04:40):
So this is just our life, right?
So, zara, hey girls, I'm goingto tell you a little bit of a
story.
Yes, let's do it the storybehind of how I met Zara.
So one day I get this DM slidein, so I'm gripping that mic
like a big old fucking shalong.

Rose (04:56):
That's what I do at night and could you hear this Ew Let
it go.

Zara (05:00):
It's like asthma Guys Ew Let it go.
What's something you use like?

Chrystal (05:02):
asthma Guys.
This is what professionals dothey talk into their microphone.

Zara (05:06):
Asthma, the asthmatics?
No, that stuff when it's cringe.

Rose (05:09):
Asmr, oh yeah, oh God, no Asthma.
I had asthma.
I'm anxious sounding like she'soh.

Zara (05:18):
Sarah, okay, stop I need to tell my story.

Chrystal (05:22):
Right.
So I get this DM and it's fromthis chick that I know she's
really cool.
She sent me a message sayingyeah, nick, I don't remember
this.
Nick messaged me saying heygirl, are you hiring at the
moment?
And I was like nah, she waslike one of my friends needs a
sponsor.
She wants to get back intoAustralia.
And I was like, oh, I don'teven know what like that means.

(05:43):
Like anyways, I called myhusband and I was like look, a
friend of mine has asked, afriend of hers wants to get back
into Australia.
What do you think aboutsponsorship?
And he was like I don't knowanything about it, we've got to
talk to Brennan, blah, blah,blah.
Anyways, I think either youmessaged me or I messaged you.

Zara (06:00):
No, I messaged you.
You messaged me, but you didn'tget back to me for about way
over a month, was it?
Yeah, it must have gone into.
It had been read, so I justlike messaged it off.

Rose (06:11):
You were just whatever.
Wait did I?

Zara (06:12):
actually do that.
It was opened.
Yeah, you obviously wouldn'thave done it.

Rose (06:17):
You would have looked at it and thought like let's just
have a look.
But it was opened and I wasjust like Shit I ghosted you.

Chrystal (06:23):
We talked about this.
I did not even realize that Ihad done that.
Yeah, shit.

Zara (06:31):
Okay, sorry.
So then, when you did message Ithink that's why it was such a
shock, because I was like, oh, Imessaged these forever ago?

Chrystal (06:36):
Oh, did I read it?
Maybe I didn't read it.
No, it was open.

Rose (06:40):
Because normally you know what I'm like.
I get a message and I'm likeWe've had two episodes about
this.
We've had a ghosting episodeand we've had ADHD, so it was a
little of both, probably.

Chrystal (06:48):
Yeah, okay, well, yeah , sorry about that, but anyways,
we got chatting and I think wechatted like over of, like an
actual call, didn't we?
Yeah, and we're in the car.
I was on the phone to Zara forlike an hour.
I had to call it on.

Zara (07:02):
I was like I'll be back in a minute.

Chrystal (07:05):
I didn't like anticipate this conversation.
Anyways, we got onto like whowe knew.
It was just this whole thingand I just got this vibe.
It was like we knew each other.
It was so bizarre.
I just got this vibe from herand then everybody kept freaking
me out.
They're like are you sure youwant to do this?
What if she's a really crappyhairdresser?
What if you're like stuck withher?
Kept on like trying to freak meout and I was like nah.

Rose (07:26):
So we started stalking her .

Chrystal (07:28):
We did, we stalked all your platforms.

Rose (07:30):
She's like Rose this is your, this is, this is her
handle.

Zara (07:36):
Oh wait, I sent it to you , I sent it to her.
He's never even asked to see mewear, because you hadn't said
what can you do?

Rose (07:48):
She's like here's her profile and let's have a look.
I remember looking at her style.

Chrystal (07:53):
We remember being like she's got nice teeth, she's got
nice hair, she styles herselfwell, she's got nice fashion
sense.

Rose (08:00):
Because you've got to get a sense of how you're looking
yourself.
And yeah, we were in in littleprivate PIs.

Zara (08:07):
Oh, nice to know.

Chrystal (08:08):
Yeah, it was actually good.
Anyways, I just had this reallygood vibe about you.
I was like no, she's not goingto fuck me over, like she feels
so good to me.
Yeah, like we align.
Anyways, this was only afterhaving a chat for like one hour
One phone call.
Anyways, this was only afterhaving a chat for like one hour.
One phone call, one phone call.
And then we chatted for like Idon't know, four or five months,
yeah, over text constantly.

(08:29):
Anyways, zara magically gets ona fucking flight to Bali.

Zara (08:34):
No, better man, go back the paperwork.
Oh, it took forever.
Insane, they want to know, likethe ridiculous amounts of
information.
Better man, I've had one before, so really they should just go
get her file you know what Imean.

Rose (08:49):
But then they needed everything from her business and
it costs a lot of money,doesn't it?
A lot of money.
So this is what, like we don'tknow, we see people immigrate
here and we're like meh.

Chrystal (08:59):
What does it cost?
Like I can't, I don't evenremember, but I think it was
over 10 grand, right?

Zara (09:03):
It was 12k yeah.
Shit.
Bear in mind, this is about mythird sponsor.
Yes, so it's cost a lot ofmoney.
Yeah, she wants to be here,baby.
But it was weird because I'dbeen at home for so long and
everyone was like, just settledown, just settle in.

Rose (09:20):
And I was like I can't, yeah, you didn't want to be
there.

Zara (09:21):
Something is calling you.

Chrystal (09:22):
We just made it.
Anyways, I'm like on herInstagram and I'm seeing all
these people tagging her.
Oh fuck, Bye, Zara, See you,we're going to miss you.
And I'm like what the fuck?
The sponsorship hasn't evengone through yet.
Where the fuck is this bitchgoing to?
I started panicking.
My voice in my head was tellingme she's got to sponsor shit
with someone else.

Zara (09:43):
Oh my god, where is she going, oh?

Chrystal (09:44):
my god.
I sent her a message straightaway.
I was like Zara, where are you,where are you going to?
I was in the airport.
I was like I'm going to Bali.
She was like I'm going to Bali.
I was like, oh, did you forget?

Rose (10:01):
that you were coming to work for me.
I was like butys and our workstations.
She'd already ordered Zara's.

Chrystal (10:06):
I ordered that like as soon as we put the paperwork in
.

Zara (10:09):
She gave me ribbon the other day that she ordered at
Christmas.
Put my name on it.
Yeah, Just in case you made ithere for Christmas.
No, you manifested it Queen.

Chrystal (10:15):
I did, but anyway.
So literally she had had enough.
She gets on a flight to Bali OnNew Year's Eve Also, doesn't
even tell me, doesn't tell me OnNew Year's Eve.

Zara (10:26):
I thought I am starting the new year out of the country.
I'm starting the year as ameans to go on, Anyways.

Chrystal (10:34):
so she flies to Bali.
I have no idea in the world.
I'm like starting to sweatpanic.
I'm panicking because I'm likeI don't know what the hell is
going on.
I was like was everybody right?
Is she screwing me over?
Is she going somewhere?
Then she messaged me and goesno, I'm just going to wait in
Bali until we hear something.

Rose (10:55):
I was like, oh, thank fuck for that.
But lucky for us, we were goingto Bali.

Chrystal (10:58):
So, as a team, we were leaving to go to Bali and I was
like Zara, we are going to Baliand you're going to meet us,
and I didn't even think aboutthe fact that she could
completely freak out, that shewas going to meet what?
Seven new women, eight womenthat she'd never met before,
besides chatting to me on thephone and over text messages.
She doesn't know a bar of soapabout me.

Rose (11:19):
And not to mention, we had never met her.
She could be a psychopath.
We're like, hold on, not onlywere we meeting her, we were
going to be staying in the samevilla as a person we had never
met before.
Yeah, and we were just like,okay, we're going to meet one of
our new team members.
She could kill us in our sleep.

(11:41):
Okay, literally, literally, orwe could like, for all she knew,
we could have been fuckingmotherfucking bitches.

Chrystal (11:49):
Yeah, were you freaking out about meeting like
eight new people who were goingto potentially work with?

Zara (11:54):
Do you know what?
I don't think I'd thought aboutthe rest of the team.
I think I was just ready tomeet you and I did.
I'd been following you at thetime and we'd spoke a little bit
on Insta, but then, when Iwalked in, I was overwhelmed.
Yeah, I had a big fuckingsuitcase.

Chrystal (12:08):
She was so quiet the first night you were so quiet
that was not me is it?

Rose (12:12):
No, and then I had an anxiety attack.

Zara (12:14):
And you broke the ice.

Rose (12:16):
Yeah, well, she walked in and I was stressed about work
because it takes me a long timeto unwind.
Was stressed about work becauseit takes me a long time to
unwind when I'm like on holiday,it takes me a day at least.
We'd only been there, me andCrystal.
Did you get there that day?
Yeah, oh yeah.
Crystal and I are psychopathsin general.
We get excited, okay, and wecould not sleep.

(12:37):
We'd worked the day before.

Zara (12:39):
Then you was on the red eye, then we're on the red eye.

Rose (12:42):
Do you think these two bitches could sleep?
Everyone else is.

Chrystal (12:45):
Everyone's asleep on the plane.
We're losing it.
Laughing the whole time.
We laughed so loud and we'rewetting our pants on the plane.

Rose (12:50):
I think I cried, laughing the entire time.
Yes, we get there.
We have been up for 36 hoursstraight.
Zara walks in with his fuckingsuitcase.
It must have been like Fuckingsuitcase, was it 40 kilos?

Zara (13:06):
40 kilos, 50 kilos, yeah.
And then he had the big bag,and then he had these stupid
hats Like why am I carrying?

Rose (13:12):
them at all.
Crystal knows, I am very whatdo we call it Intuitive?
What would we call?

Zara (13:18):
it yeah intuitive.

Rose (13:21):
Intuitive, intuitive, that's the tequila talking.
Intuitive, intuitive, that'sthe tequila talking.
Is anyone going to be hot?
Yeah, this is going to be anunhinged episode.
Now I pick up people's energyin general.
I don't know if it was her orme.
I was just trying to unwind.
I come in.
She comes in, introducesherself.

(13:42):
I have to start apologizing.
I'm literally having afull-blown, fucking panic attack
.
I was in, she comes inintroduces herself.

Zara (13:46):
I have to start apologising.

Rose (13:47):
I'm literally having a full-blown fucking panic attack.
I was shaking, I was gettingheart palpitations, I couldn't
breathe.
I was like fuck my life.
You are the most embarrassingcunt on earth.
Maybe you were just feeling itfor me.
That's what I'm thinking.
I felt like I was picking upyour energy number one.

Zara (14:01):
I do that when people are breastfeeding, when people are
having a bottle like kids, Iburp.

Rose (14:08):
I thought you were like my nipples start tingling, but you
burp like a baby.
You're like my nipples starttingling, I start burping like a
baby.
So, yes, I started getting.
I had a panic attack but I feltlike for her, I could see her
face and I thought to myselfthis bitch, I started

(14:30):
understanding.
I looked at her and I was likeshe is walking into a group of
women that are very close.
Me and Crystal are like closeas shit, like literally, and I
literally sat in a room whileshe was doing a shit.
That's the level of closenesswe're in.
And I didn't even smell itbecause I'd gotten used to it.
Anyway, that is.
That's wrong and right on somany levels and I apologize zero

(14:54):
for that because I love her,okay.
But I started looking at Zara'sface.
I was like she's walked intothis.
What?
Yeah, like the actual fuckingvagina on this woman, like I'm
not gonna say balls, becauseballs are weak, sorry paulie,
sorry producer paulie, but theyare like you kick someone in the
balls, it hurts.
You kick someone in the vagina,they get the fuck back up and
slap you.

(15:15):
Okay, that's right, but ourvagina is tough, like I thought
what are the fucking?
The vagina flaps on this bitchlike she's got some got some.

Chrystal (15:23):
You did, man.
Even I didn't even take it intoconsideration.
And then I started to panicbecause Zara was so quiet that
night and I felt like she wasanalysing everything we were
doing.
We went to fucking motel Motel,mexicola.
We went to Mexicola, thetequila was flowing, we were
dancing on tables Me and Roseare wild sober, so on tequila.

Zara (15:47):
You got wild, but then you all only had one drink.

Chrystal (15:50):
Yeah, that's what happens.

Zara (15:52):
No, but then you stopped and I was thinking, oh, I can't
hang around with these.
These are only one drink.

Rose (15:57):
If we're one drink, one does no, but also I'm wondering
where you only saw us do onedrink.

Chrystal (16:01):
One drink because me and Rose went to the bar and
drank tequila.
So I don't know if you were inon that one, but you were
nervous.

Rose (16:06):
Okay, so coming off the back of that, you had been in
Bali.
How long by this stage?
A month, I think.

Zara (16:13):
Yeah, only a month.
So I got there December.
This was the end of the month.

Chrystal (16:18):
We came the end.
We came like 24th, 23rd,something like that.

Rose (16:21):
So we need to backtrack a little bit and hear a little bit
of your story.
Sorry, you, prior to this, usmeeting you.
You've heard where you've comefrom now.
Yeah, you were here for 10years.

Zara (16:34):
Yeah Well, I first came in 2008.
By yourself First year.
First time I came in 2008 waswith my first boyfriend, mm-hmm,
and my best friend and herhusband, who is still here, yeah
.

Chrystal (16:47):
Who.

Zara (16:48):
I live with now.
They, we all came together.
Okay, all best friends fromhome.
They were best friends, we werebest friends.
This little lovely story.
We came, we stayed here, wewent travelling, we went back
home.
Me and my ex then parted waysand I came back alone, but then
me other friends were still here, yep, then I met my ex.

Rose (17:10):
On this stage, were you on a working visa for the second
trip over the?

Zara (17:14):
second trip over.
No, I came on a holiday.
Yeah, because I'd had theworking holiday visa previously.
Okay, then I just came on aholiday visa, but knew I was
staying.

Rose (17:23):
I just came on a holiday of his, but knew I was staying.

Zara (17:24):
You know what I mean.
I was like when I put my mindto something, it happens Okay.
So then stayed, was here fornearly 10 years.
Met my ex here, who's from thesame bloody place I'm from what?

Rose (17:41):
are the chances of that?
I mean, it's probably high, Idon't know.
So you're both from Liverpool,yeah, okay.

Chrystal (17:47):
And what happened with Joe?
I don't even know what his nameis, but we'll just call him Joe
for now.
Yeah, and his name is Joe.
The highway to hell.

Rose (18:03):
His name is Joe His name's fucking Joe.
Is it actually?
I didn't even know what hisname was.
I was like girl.
His name's fucking Joe.
Do we need to bleep this guy'sname out?
No, fuck me, you are a fuckingchick.

(18:25):
Let's talk about Joe.
Joe, I mean, I'd rather skimover there, let's skim, we might
skim over.

Chrystal (18:33):
You're a shit man.
You can just give me a very,very, very like minimal lowdown.
Fuck me, this tequila's gone tomy head.

Rose (18:43):
Give me a little tiny bit.

Zara (18:45):
Skim over.

Rose (18:45):
Jo, let's go Because the thing is as well is why we
wanted you on here.
You would not believe theamount of expats that have come
over to Perth, especially.
Like the community of women andmen and women from the UK is
huge.
There's fucking Facebook groupsof this shit.

Chrystal (19:06):
Honour on there.
Honour on there.

Rose (19:07):
It's like we attract it and I'm here for it because I've
got such good friends from likethe UK.

Chrystal (19:13):
For this reason, yeah, so I think your journey is in
your UK.
Friends are unhinged too.

Rose (19:18):
Yeah, I know, I think that's why I'm attracted to them
.
Yeah, I'm just naturallyattracted to these unhinged
bitches.

Zara (19:24):
We are very unhinged.

Rose (19:28):
So tell us, let's skim over, Jo.

Zara (19:29):
Okay.
So yeah, we were friends offriends where I live, so up
north, Everyone's from fuckingEngland.

Rose (19:37):
Yes, north of WA, north of Perth, north of Perth.
Okay, there's a thing here forthose that are listening out of
here.
There's like the north of theriver and the south of the river
.

Zara (19:46):
So we're northern.

Rose (19:47):
North of the river is literally.
It's like Little Britain.
Yes.

Zara (19:52):
Okay, even all my clients .
Everything was still like I wasat home.
It felt like home, yeah.
So I think that's why Igravitated to them.
Whatever, we were together along time Tried to have children
, all that jazz.
And then I opened a salon.

Rose (20:11):
Okay, what's the timeline?
When did you start trying tohave kids?
We?

Zara (20:15):
tried for about four or five years.

Rose (20:19):
Four or five years?
Fuck yeah, okay.

Zara (20:22):
We were getting, we had all the tests and all and there
was problems both sides.
Yep, yeah it.
Yeah, we were getting, we hadall the tests and all and there
was problems both sides.
Yep, yeah, it was shit, it wasshit.

Chrystal (20:28):
Yeah, do you know what , though that's heavy, that's
the universe not letting youhave a baby.
No, I 100% With that person.

Zara (20:32):
Yes, I believe my nan.
God bless her soul.
Oh, man kept throwing careballs like girl, you're not
having a baby today.

Rose (20:43):
Yeah, not him.
Okay, so tried for four or fiveyears.
Yeah, didn't end up with him.
How did we get back home anddid you take him with you?

Zara (20:57):
No, he was here.
I had just opened a salon.
I'd had the salon for notliterally about five months.
My sister was having a baby.
So I was like I'm going to comehome, went home, had the baby
shower, we'd done all that jazz.
No, she had a sprinkle Babyshowers, baby meal.

(21:20):
It was my cousin's 30th, had aball.
It was mad On me, me way back.
So I've been sponsored bysomebody and I was on a bridge
and visa, yes, cause the sponsorhave been refused, mm-hmm.
But I didn't know, soft ass,that there's a a and a B.
You can't travel on a but youcan travel on B.

(21:41):
So for me to leave the country,I had to change to be.
It's the top.
Someone to go?
Yeah, that's it.

Rose (21:48):
Okay.

Zara (21:49):
When Irm didn't know this .
Got home at a month at Irm.
On my way back, flew from don'tknow why I'm on this flight
Manchester to Munich.

Rose (21:58):
Yeah.

Zara (21:59):
Munich to Singapore.
Got to Singapore, all merrygetting on the flight, they went
no, and they were like yourvisa's been Like couldn't come
in.

Rose (22:15):
Okay, why couldn't you come in?

Zara (22:17):
Because I'd left on the A and not the B, so I'm like
trying to bring Australianimmigration You're stressing out
your whole life here, theembassy.
I'm trying.
No, I was like fucking TomHanks in the terminal.
Four days I was in Singapore.
Did you sleep on the airportfloor?
I didn't sleep For four days.

(22:38):
Fuck.

Rose (22:39):
You must have been on crack or something At this time.
You were still with yourpartner.
He was in Australia.
You still had your salon, mybusiness, everything is here, my
knickers and everything youwere just on holiday Literally
had my suitcase.

Zara (22:52):
Oh, my god One of my mates had said can you pick a
pair of trainees up from thein-laws?
Yeah, I slept on the pair oftrainees because they had them
in me fucking arm.
Oh shit, well, I didn't.
So what happened from Singapore?
So I stayed there for four daysbecause everyone was like
surely it's very fixable.
Yes, it's the click of a button.
Wait, wait, wait.
12 hours went on 24.

(23:15):
I'm having breakdowns in thefucking airport.
My mum's like I'll book you theflight.
I'll book you the flight.
I'm like just leave it.
I'm 5 hours from home, it'seasier to stay.
Yeah, got to day 4.
I look like a fucking zombie.
Yep stress.
My mum was like I've booked youthe flight.
Got a flight from Singapore toDubai.
I missed my connection.
Oh, babe, no.

(23:36):
And then I seen this girl and Iwent lad, you're from Liverpool
.
I haven't spoken to anyone forfive days.
Come and have a pint.

Rose (23:45):
This woman is honestly like it's blowing my mind.
So from there, you did notenter Australia again.

Zara (23:51):
No, Because then COVID it Fuck off and the borders got
shut.

Chrystal (23:57):
Can I ask you a question without you going into
too much detail?
Your salon, that was here.
What happened?
Because you left, so just likeyou clapped your hands and that
was it.
Bye Sia, you didn't speak orhear or anything.
No, I was in contact.
Yeah.

Rose (24:11):
All amicable.
No, no, you were part ownerright With somebody yeah.

Chrystal (24:17):
Yeah, and then they just took off and they took over
and you had nothing to do withit because you couldn't get back
in.
Well, none of the time, youwere still paying the bills
during COVID, weren't you yeah?

Zara (24:25):
It was still.
I was at home, didn't know.
No one knew what even COVID was.
Do you know what I mean?
We were like living week toweek day to day.
And all I could do in my headlike lock myself in the room for
weeks because I was like Ican't deal with this Because you
were still with your partnerstill.
Yeah, lovely apartment on thebeach, drove a lovely car, had

(24:45):
the business on paper.
Life was perfect.

Rose (24:48):
Had it together.
Yes.

Zara (24:50):
But it was the worst best thing that happened to me.

Chrystal (24:55):
So there, yes, but it was the worst best thing that
happened to me.
So did he come with you or stayhere?
Well, the borders were short sohe couldn't come in, so it was
just you back home and he stayedhere.

Rose (25:02):
Yeah, well, wa borders as well, were very fucking tight.

Chrystal (25:05):
You couldn't get in order.
So at some point you guysdecided that like did you break
up during COVID?

Zara (25:14):
It was a weird one.
We did never like break up.
It was just like after like twoyears.
It was like I was living inLiverpool and he was living here
.

Chrystal (25:23):
And you were like.
Well, there was a point.
Long distance not working.

Zara (25:25):
And he was getting himself into silly situations
over the air.
And then I was like still beinga bit of his mum on the phone
and I was like fuck off, I'mcarrying an off on me shoulders.

Rose (25:36):
Do you feel like?
Did you get to sit back fromanother point of view and view
your relationship and reallyassess it while you were there
without him?

Zara (25:45):
it took a while because I was in so much like stress and
anxiety over my mind.
I couldn't speak to you withoutanyone, without going.
I need to get back, I need tolike it was it consumed me where
?
then, when I did sit back and mymum was like, okay, right, you
might be here for two years,let's get your shit together,
let's build your clientele likeand I was like, only your mum

(26:08):
can say that yes, I was likeokay, and I was like okay and I
was busy, like that, like wasworking and busy, and then I
felt happy.
Yeah, do you know what I mean?
Where I had anxiety for so longNot putting that on the person,
it was obviously my life at theminute in.

Rose (26:25):
Australia, but I just felt so much like I felt like I was
like you felt free, Free.
It was weird, oh my God, like Iam a woo-woo girl you are.
I feel like sometimes lifethrows us to the curb, like it
kicks us to the curb to show uswhat we need to do to move
forward to bring ourselves abetter life.

(26:47):
Covid fucked us all up.
I would say we had it good inWA because we were isolated but
we were free.
But what it did like I evenremember my girlfriend, my
girlfriend and her husband orher partner at the time.
They had to go back home.
Then they got stuck away forfive years, like the stuff that
it taught people, the situationsthey were in.

(27:09):
It honestly made us a lot of usreflect on what we want from
the future, how we're gonna getit and whoa england was insane,
though you's got complete likeyou just couldn't work.

Zara (27:22):
Have you never seen a movie right and there's no one
there?
Yeah, whatever them freakingmovies are, you'd go for a walk
and the other side of the streetof people seeing you you'd like
scurry off like little rats toget away from you.

Chrystal (27:36):
Like zombies it was insane.

Rose (27:37):
But people, we really didn't know what it was.
No, we thought we could die.
Do you know why?

Zara (27:43):
I loved COVID, though you loved it Only because my auntie
had the best house parties.

Rose (27:48):
Oh my God, that's so good.
Okay, okay, but Okay.
But also introverts.
They were living their bestlife.

Zara (27:53):
Oh yeah, but I mean we just we did.
The police used to knock andshe'd be like we all live
together and we can't let you inbecause it's COVID.

Chrystal (28:01):
Listen, guys.
I went to the fuckingsupermarket with Bunnings like
gloves on that went up to myarmpit with a mask on, because I
thought I was going to die if Iwent food shopping.
Oh my God, yeah, because that'swhat the media told us At one
point I was going to wear safetyglasses.

Rose (28:17):
I can't believe it was a good.
Getting through your eyeballs,that's what people were saying.
I was in the middle of havingbabies.
I had two babies back to backBecause obviously I had nothing
fucking better to do and that'show you had all the babies.
No, at the end of the day,honestly.
And then I think, for my secondbirth, I literally got isolated
.
It was one person in the roomand no one could visit me.

Zara (28:39):
See my sister, my nephew.
She had him on the 23rd ofFebruary and on the 1st of March
we went into lockdown.
Me and my mum were going to awindow and looking through the
window and then in the end, mymum was like my daughter's
mental health is more importantthan this.
Whatever this is, yeah, we'regoing in.
Yeah.

Rose (28:57):
Yeah, like I was lucky that I missed, because WA wasn't
a threat, but like they weresuch like there were Nazis on it
they almost weren't allowing apartner in for birthing, that's
insane and I was hysterical.
I thought I cannot give birthwithout a partner someone, craig

(29:19):
.
But thank fucking God, I hadfantastic mid-knives and Craig
was allowed in Mid-knives.
I had mid-knives, I had four.
I'm ready.
I don't know guys, someoneneeds to pick me up.
You know what I speak herlanguage.

Zara (29:33):
I just get it Shots, shots, shots shots, shots Anyway
we're back.

Chrystal (29:41):
Okay, so the relationship fizzled out, but
you were still stuck in the UK,and that's when your saviour
come in to lie.
I'm your saviour, I want toreverse.

Rose (29:54):
I need to reverse because I know some juicy juice About me
, no, about her.
Yeah, I feel like we've misseda bit.
I don't know if she's going totell you, I don't know.
We can cut this bit out aboutthe.

Chrystal (30:09):
Oh, she ain't going to say shit.

Rose (30:12):
No, can do baby.
Okay, none to that, but that issome juicy juicy juicy Shit.

Chrystal (30:17):
I wish we could get that out, because that would be
damn juicy we might have tofizzle that little bit out
Anyways.
So the relationship fizzled out.
You ended up coming back toPerth, we went to Bali, but
while you were in Bali, actuallywe wanted to ask some questions
about any romantic connections.

Rose (30:35):
Because now you're a single Pringle and you tell us
that you are ready to settledown, you are ready to find love
and have some babies, but ittakes some work, as we know,
like it's not easy being single.

Zara (30:49):
I just don't know how you're meant to meet someone.

Chrystal (30:52):
We have told Zara time and time again she needs to get
on the dating apps, and I knowthat that's not the way.
Back in the day you would findyour mans, but these days it's
all about slide and into thosedirty DMs.

Zara (31:06):
I just get the ick.

Rose (31:06):
So quick, Okay.
So what happened in Bali?

Zara (31:08):
I know you had an experience, please tell, please
tell us no.
So I was away with one of myfriends and she was like just go
on a date, go on a date One.
He was American.

Chrystal (31:21):
That's alright.

Zara (31:21):
What's wrong with Americans, oh?

Chrystal (31:23):
too much.

Zara (31:25):
Too much, sorry, no, that's fine, let's do it Two.

Rose (31:31):
That was one.
What was two?

Chrystal (31:33):
Was he good looking?
No, so it didn't start.
Well, let's do it Two.
That was one.
What?

Zara (31:35):
was two, was he good looking?
No, oh shit.
So it didn't start well Then,so I met him.
His date sounded promising.
To be fair, I met him at thebeach but then he ordered me a
drink.
He didn't even ask me what Iwanted.

Chrystal (31:47):
Oh, that's kind of cute though.

Zara (31:48):
No, it's not.
He ordered me a coconut water.
He ordered me a coconut water.
I wanted a fucking drink.

Rose (31:52):
Oh, he ordered you a non-alcoholic drink.
Yeah, who does that?
I think it's polite to say Iwant to get you a drink.
What do you like?

Chrystal (31:59):
Actually do you know what?
Getting you a non-alcoholicdrink is kind of responsible.

Zara (32:03):
Yeah, but then he was feeding us, he ordered himself
food.

Chrystal (32:06):
I thought you said he was feeding us, then he was
feeding it to dogs.

Zara (32:10):
Hold on hold, on hold on.

Rose (32:11):
I like this guy.
He ordered himself food, butnot you.

Zara (32:15):
Well, he asked me if I wanted it, but we were in like a
beach fucking shack with dogs.

Chrystal (32:18):
Oh, she didn't want to get diarrhoea.
Fair, fair, fair, okay so.

Zara (32:21):
I was eight and a half.
So anyway, we went to thislovely Japanese it was fab, not
for food, for drinks, all dark,and I was thinking, oh it dark.
And I was thinking, oh, itmight be, alright, give him a
chance, I'll give him a littlechance.
So then he ordered me a drinkwithout Colin and I was like I
like tequila, so he ordered melike this cocktail.

(32:41):
But he's been a bit of a dickand he was like trying to show
off.
He started speaking in fuckingBalinese.
I was like just order it infucking American, in American.
In English, in American.
In English In.

Chrystal (32:52):
English.

Zara (32:54):
In English.

Rose (32:56):
Yes, or does the drink in American aka English?
Yes?

Zara (33:00):
Then I was thinking I must have the tequila, must have
went down a little cheap and Iwas thinking, oh, he's all right
.
Then something like caught meeye and I went what the fuck's
that?
He had a tooth Shep.
No, he didn't.
He had a tooth gem.
No, he didn't, he had a toothgem, gem.

Rose (33:15):
Oh, he had a tooth gem, a fucking diamond on his tooth.
I can't cope, I can't, I can'tcope.
Why am?

Zara (33:21):
I.
I only have one drink.
When I go out, I'm going off toget a cup.
I fucking liked it.
I had smoke on my Chinese.
He's like no, it's mine.

Chrystal (33:32):
Okay, hold on a minute .
You were so turned off by atooth gem.

Rose (33:36):
Yeah, but come on Okay, Come on, come on, okay, wait.

Chrystal (33:42):
Can I ask you a question?
Did he have veneers?

Zara (33:44):
Yes, I didn't get past that point.
If he had veneers and a toothgem, I would be immediately
turned off.

Chrystal (33:56):
But if he just had a little cute tooth gem.

Rose (33:57):
I've been wondering could have been for his niece or his
daughter or something cute, whoknows.
No, no, craig with a tooth gem.
No, I'll vomit.
Oh baby, if Craig had a toothgem, there would be no Rose and
Craig.

Zara (34:06):
Is that?

Rose (34:07):
not for an icky I'm sorry, like, but you weren't going to
marry the guy.
There is a special kind ofperson I'm not saying they're
bad people, but it is a specialkind of person that wants to get
a tooth gem.
Okay, anyone listening, come on.
A special kind of person gets atooth gem.
A man in the late 30s 40s got afucking tooth gem.

(34:28):
How old are we talking?
Maybe he was bald Okay With afucking tooth gem.
He was bald Okay With a fuckingtooth jam.
I've got to go.
I'm leaving the studio.

Chrystal (34:41):
Okay, maybe he was a little bit fruity.

Rose (34:47):
Sorry guys, I nearly left the studio over bald in his 40s.

Chrystal (34:50):
Do you think he's maybe a bit fruity, Just a tiny
bit?
I don't know.

Rose (34:53):
but in Bali.
Let's be honest we love Bali.
Look, I spat into my drink.
We have been a million times.
You've lived there for threemonths.
You know every part of BaliLike.
It attracts all different kindsof people, especially expat, an
American, an American Baldtooth, gem-wearing twat.

Zara (35:10):
All right I get it.

Chrystal (35:11):
I Tooth gem wearing.
All right, I get it.
I thought you were going totell me some fucking juicy sex
story, like he had a tooth gemon his penis or something Are
you kidding?

Zara (35:18):
I didn't speak to another man again on that whole fucking
trip.
I was fucking scarred.
He blinded me with this sparklyfucking tooth.
No, no, no, thanks, sorry, ohLord.

Rose (35:40):
So I haven't been on a date since.
Oh my god, she's fuckingscarred by the tooth gem.
Yes, I can't.
Can I just ask a very personalquestion?
It's how long has it been sinceyou had some meat between the
thighs?

Zara (35:49):
jesus me mother be watching this.
Sorry, mama.

Rose (35:54):
A while, like pre-Barley or in.

Zara (35:59):
Barley.
Yeah, fuck Barley.
Not nothing to Barley.

Rose (36:02):
That was enough.
Oh, the tooth jam has put heroff fucking Barley in general.

Zara (36:07):
Yeah, a while.

Rose (36:08):
It's been quite a while, then, guys, quite a while.

Zara (36:11):
I wish I was a bit more like.
Where you could, I will let OneNight Stands.
Do you know what, though?
Zara's?

Chrystal (36:15):
got like a fear of one night stands too.

Rose (36:19):
She doesn't do them.

Zara (36:19):
Have you had a one night stand?
No, because I was like fullblown anxiety.
Yes, she's never had a onenight stand Like a twat, or you
know what I mean.

Chrystal (36:27):
Yes, Jesus Christ Imagine if you were us?

Rose (36:29):
No, like, no, like.
I can talk and you can talk,but honestly, like I've fucking
been married to some man forlike 20 years One Night Stands I
think it's also like age groupOne Night Stands and getting on
the apps are fucking scary, likeif something happened to Craig
and I'm saying happened Becausewe were never going to leave me,

(36:53):
so he would have to dosomething very bad.
I would not know what to dowith myself Getting on an app.
We used to meet people in thewild.

Zara (37:00):
But I like an old school.
I've never seen my mum go tothe bar because my dad is a
gentleman Like I.
Want that old school.
Yes, I don't mind being in thekitchen fucking cooking tea.
You know what I mean.

Rose (37:14):
Like with a good person that deserves it.
Yes, okay.

Zara (37:18):
Where people don't even offer you a bevy when you go out
because they're all mince bagbastards.

Chrystal (37:21):
But do you know what, though?
I like the idea of an appbecause you can reject without
having to talk to them in theface.

Zara (37:29):
I like that, yeah, but you've also got to sift through
a lot of shit, yeah but that'sfine.

Chrystal (37:35):
I think it would be fun.

Zara (37:36):
So what?
I ask what John's fuckingfavourite colour is?

Rose (37:39):
No, I don't care, I don't care.
Okay, so have you dabbled inthe apps?
No, I can't be asked.

Chrystal (37:45):
This is the thing, guys, we're going to.

Zara (37:46):
We're a different generation.

Chrystal (37:48):
No, but do you?
Just for some fun?
We're going to get Zara on theapp.
I told you to pre-download anapp before you came here, bitch,
did you?

Zara (37:57):
No, I wanted.
I have been shopping all day,babe.

Chrystal (37:58):
We have this idea of like conversations we can have
with people just to have a bitof fun, just to take the piss
off.

Zara (38:05):
Not to take the piss off to someone, just to take the
piss off to the male species,Okay so.

Rose (38:10):
I'm going to do a quick.
She's got it in.
For all those tooth gem peopleout there.
I like this.
I'm going to do a quick recap.
So Zara has lived in Australiafor nearly 10 years.
Met her partner ex-partner,should I say that was also from
Liverpool.
Didn't work out after trying,for they were ready for babies

(38:31):
got stuck over in the UK duringCOVID.
Nan was right, did not want youto have a fucking baby with
this woman.
God bless Nan's soul, but shedid not want her to get pregnant
.
To that man with good reasonComes over and goes.
You know what?
I'm?
Coming back to Australia if itkills me.
Gets to Bali and waits, waits.

(38:51):
Hold a minute.

Chrystal (38:54):
You should have seen the phone call.
We got an email saying thesponsorship has been approved.

Rose (39:03):
Me and Davin tried to call Zara 450 times and it goes back
a little bit further.

Zara (39:10):
So my best friend who's in pair, come to Bali to see me
for the weekend.
I remember that.
So she, my best friend who's inpair, come to Bali to see me
for the weekend.
I remember that so she wascoming the Thursday till the
Tuesday.
When she was till the Monday.
On the Monday when she wasleaving, I was going to go home
on the Tuesday.
I remember this Because I saidI'm Bali'd out, can't see
another noodle, I need to go andrecap we didn't get to this.

Rose (39:32):
She was like going to go back to the UK.
I had then also told her bitch,I'll see you, I'll see you at
my birthday.
No problems, my birthday 26thof February.
Let's get the timeline fromthere.

Zara (39:44):
So Jen came to see me.
She landed on the Thursday late.
I'd booked her somewhere inUllo.
She came, so I had wine on thebalcony with it and I was like
you know what?
I'm gonna turn my phone onsleep because we can have a lion
tomorrow.
First time I've ever done it,the fucking visa comes through
the phone's on sleep here I amagain back to panic mode because

(40:07):
this bitch isn't answering herphone.

Rose (40:09):
David's called her, I've called her, we've sent 300 text
messages and I'm like they're atthe email they emailed, because
that's when you did you see anemail.

Zara (40:17):
I didn't see any she saw nothing when did you see this?
So Jen, me best mate, was likeyour phone keeps shaking and I
was like, just leave it.
She's like, oh my god.
Oh my god, there's millions ofmissed calls.
It's Chris and I was like, oh,I can't look at that.

Rose (40:33):
So she had to look.
She couldn't bear to actuallyface the phone.
You've got it.

Zara (40:41):
But Gemma's meant to come early Feb and changed it, so
the night she got there the visacame through, so then I was
able to fly back to Perth withit.

Rose (40:50):
And what day did you fly back to Perth?

Zara (40:52):
On your birthday.

Rose (40:55):
Amen.

Chrystal (40:56):
I'm telling you now, rose is all sorts of woo-woo,
she saw it.

Rose (41:00):
And I was like I just calmly left Bali, gave her a hug
and I'll see you at my birthday, see, ya, we'd been for lunch
that day, me and you.
We scooted in.
Everyone else was getting crookand we were talking about our
shit but also, let's

Chrystal (41:11):
just say, after Hotel Mexicola Zara became one of us,
oh my God, the crazy bitch hadher flaps out at bloody fins.
That was our fins.

Rose (41:21):
Yeah, that was the best Jesus Christ, honestly a day at
fins, and we were like Soulsisters.

Zara (41:27):
That was it.
We were fucking wild.
The magic team were run like ateam.

Rose (41:32):
Oh, honestly, Like I have a scar from a shisha, that's the
shape of a cock.
Oh sorry, Not sorry.

Zara (41:39):
Anyway, she lost a toenail a mole, a mole off the
back of her, a toenail.
Yeah, I didn't even know.
I had a mole on my back and itfell off.
Well awful, she had skin cancerand he was like you again.

Rose (41:53):
And then she's like just give me a plaster.
You know, I still haven't letthem fucking check.
Anyway, it's such a beautifulstory, and so that is how she's
made it back to Perth to restart, like, literally, you are
starting again, you've startedfresh.
There is no salon, because thatis a dirty dog shit.
That happened there.
She had to give up.
Let dog shit that happenedthere, that she had to give up,

(42:15):
let go of that dream.
That's literally, I feel, likea clean slate.
It's literally a clean state.
Do you know what, though, I'mso happy, I'm proud of?

Chrystal (42:23):
you.
No, I'm so happy.

Rose (42:25):
I feel like you were brought to me but I think doing
it this way, like you're doingit on your own, on your own
terms, in your own way- with ahundred lessons learned.

Zara (42:41):
So this is me third time back.

Rose (42:44):
Third time lucky, but it feels so right.

Chrystal (42:46):
This is it, this is it .
And I've only got Zara for twoyears, but this bitch better
stay with me forever.
Honestly, do you think I'd beabused too?

Zara (42:53):
Nah, she's got no choice now for two years, but this
bitch better stay with meforever.
Honestly.

Chrystal (42:55):
I was like oh Nah.

Rose (42:56):
She's got no choice now, because he will find you Husband
.
Okay, how do we find a man inPerth these days?
Like honestly, you fucking tellme.

Chrystal (43:08):
Guys, I would love some submissions.
If you guys have any singlepringle, hot men, doesn't matter
if they're not Australian.
What age group are we saying?
Athletic?

Zara (43:19):
Do you know what I'm going to ask the Watertap Bods?
I don't want a juice head.
Alright, no juice heads.
What's?

Chrystal (43:25):
the age group though.
Are we talking 39 plus, or, youdon't mind dating someone
younger?
Oh, we want someone who canstill get an erection right, you
don't mind dating someoneyounger?

Zara (43:33):
Oh, a little younger.

Chrystal (43:34):
Yeah, we want someone who can still get an erection
right.

Rose (43:38):
So how old are you, zara?
I'm 38.
So 38.
Okay, but we do want somethingserious.

Zara (43:46):
Did you know what I want?
Somebody who likes to go towork.

Rose (43:51):
Yes, someone who's career driven.

Zara (43:53):
You can be a fucking bin man, boy.
You can be a bin man as long asyou're getting up and going to
work every day, okay, yeah, wehave talked about this.

Rose (44:02):
We were saying it doesn't matter if you're a tradie or a
CEO, if you love what you do andyou're driven and you're
self-motivated.

Zara (44:11):
Motivation.
Yes, I need a little bit ofanswer, though, but you don't
want to be a fucking motheragain.

Rose (44:17):
No no, no, no.
Do you feel like you did that?
You were a little bit of a.
You mothered someone.

Zara (44:27):
But listen here, who doesn't mother their husband?
I know, but it gets to thepoint where you're like oh be
ass Like be ass Like fuck off.

Rose (44:33):
We spend our lives bringing up children.
We want to fucking mother ourhusband as well.
Yeah, like he had a fuckingmother.

Chrystal (44:43):
No-transcript I have got a list of ten questions for
you.

Rose (44:46):
Let's try.

Chrystal (44:48):
It is a list of would you rathers.
Would you do the ball, wouldyou rather?

Zara (44:52):
Can I please have the juice?

Chrystal (44:53):
I'm going to read out five, would you rathers and Rose
is going to read out the otherfive and you have to give your
honest answer.

Zara (45:01):
Okay.

Chrystal (45:03):
Would you rather have a sex playlist with classical
music or hardcore rock?
Oh, come on, that does not takethat long.

Zara (45:15):
What Classical or hardcore rock.
Hardcore rock, 100%, yes, but Ifeel like when you hit the high
notes, you're like Are youjoking me?

Chrystal (45:24):
She wants the ballerina classical.

Rose (45:27):
Oh, you want a Beethoven.

Zara (45:28):
Leads up the drama.

Rose (45:32):
Okay, okay, I want to rock .

Chrystal (45:38):
Right, we know you want to rock Rosie, are you okay
?
Girl, can I just remind youthat you have to drive today, do
I?
Though?
It's called Uber.
We like to do that Right.
Next one Would you rather bethe big spoon or the little
spoon?

Zara (45:54):
Oh none, oh God, Pick one .
Oh Jesus, Little spoon.

Chrystal (46:04):
I like being the big spoon because I want to be
dominating.

Rose (46:07):
Oh, you like being the big spoon?
Yes, and also don't face me.
I want to be dominating.

Chrystal (46:09):
Oh, you like being the big spoon?
Yes, and also, don't face me.
I want to be on your back.

Rose (46:14):
Oh, okay, yeah, okay, I can see that I love a leg over.
Just want a little leg over.
You want their leg on?

Zara (46:18):
you.

Rose (46:19):
Yeah, like leg me over, but then fuck off because I like
to sleep.

Chrystal (46:23):
Oh, no, no.

Zara (46:28):
Well now, I sleep now with my head there and my feet
there, like that way, so I don'tknow how anyone's going to
share the beds with me?

Rose (46:31):
No, I think if you're going to manifest a man, you
need to sleep on your fuckingside.

Zara (46:35):
I'm going to bed.

Rose (46:37):
I'm a curly sleeper with like the little ADHD like roll
my fucking oh.

Zara (46:40):
I do the T-Rex.

Rose (46:42):
Yes, the T-Rex hands yep, okay, next one.

Chrystal (46:49):
Would you rather have sex in a car or in a shower.

Rose (46:53):
A car In a car.

Chrystal (46:54):
Okay, interesting, Toot toot, chugger, chugger, big
red car Gonna take you here orfar.
Don't know the words.
We should because we've gotkids.
But anyway, Would you ratherwatch a threesome or be in a
threesome?
I knew she was going to saythis.
Remember.
I said she was going to sayneither yeah.

Zara (47:17):
I know.

Chrystal (47:17):
Zara.
At least watch it, for Christ'ssake.

Zara (47:21):
All right, I'll watch it, but what sex are we watching?

Chrystal (47:23):
A threesome Could be three guys.

Zara (47:25):
Three girls Could be man and woman and another woman, who
knows I mean I'd rather watchGrey's Anatomy.

Chrystal (47:34):
Right answer.
All right, rose is going forthe next five.
Okay, next five.
The next five starts at thisone here.

Rose (47:39):
Okay, oh okay.
Would you rather morning sex orlate night sex?
I know the correct answer it'scalled both.
Oh Okay.
Would you rather someone who oh, this is a bit harsh.

(48:01):
Would you rather someoneCrystal, you're an asshole.
Would you rather someone who isugly and smart, or cute and
dumb?
Cute and dumb.

Chrystal (48:14):
Cute and dumb I thought she was going to say
ugly and smart.

Rose (48:19):
I thought she needed the brain.
No, I'm not.
I want date.
I want, like this is to datenot to have sex with no.
This is to date.
Date.

Chrystal (48:27):
Would you date somebody who's ugly and smart,
or cute and dumb?

Zara (48:30):
Yeah, but if they were dumb, they'd be funny because
you'd be like that, oh yeah, andthey'd be cute.
Oh, he's talking again.

Rose (48:36):
Oh, he's talking again.
Oh God, okay, okay, yeah, Ilove that.
Would you rather only have sexin a bed for the rest of your
life or never to be able to havesex in a bed ever again?
Oh, give me the bed.

Chrystal (48:50):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, fair , I'd pick bed too.
Yeah yeah.

Rose (48:55):
And lastly, would you rather have a cupboard full of
sex toys or a cupboard full ofsexy outfits, toys?

Zara (49:03):
I don't know what anyone's wearing.

Rose (49:06):
Yeah, I mean literally.
Let's be honest, like theunderwear is for others and the
toys are for me, and maybe mypartner if I feel like it.

Chrystal (49:15):
That was a good lot of would-you-rathers.

Rose (49:18):
I like that.
Yeah, they were good.
So, dating apps Do you have atype?
Do you think Red flags?

Zara (49:28):
No, I mean.
I mean I said I do, but what Idon't know, because I've had two
long term relationships andthey've both been very similar
like, yeah, toxic, I need to goaway from what I think my type
is you know what I mean?

Rose (49:45):
yeah, okay, but were they both driven in their work?
One was first or second one yes, okay.
And the other one you had tomotivate, yeah, which is tiring
seconds.

Zara (50:00):
Jesus christ.
It was very unattractive to meas well so we don't have to talk
about who.

Rose (50:06):
We're just going to say one of the relationships.
It was very tiring to motivatethem.

Zara (50:12):
Yeah, it weighed heavy on me because I am a grafter, Like
I.

Rose (50:16):
Hold on.
What are you?
Are you a grafter?
She's a hard worker, Like Ilike to wear.
I love some of these scassterms.

Zara (50:23):
Oh, the shit they come up with in the salon.

Chrystal (50:26):
Half the time.
I don't understand what she'ssaying.

Rose (50:28):
I love it, I've started translating her, actually I
think you get some of them.

Zara (50:32):
Yeah, Poor Ali in the shop.

Rose (50:34):
They're like what's she saying, and I was like, oh, she
just wants you to go get her abrush.
But so one of the relationshipsyou had to like almost they're
working, but you're like come on, like have some motivation.

Chrystal (50:50):
Yeah, almost they're working.
But you're like, come on, likehave some motivation, like yeah,
that's tiring and zara is sodriven she bloody bust my balls.
She's so driven in the salonwhich I love.

Rose (50:56):
I do find it attractive as well if somebody is
self-motivated, not just to work, but self-motivated in their
life, with ambition and goals.
And I want to travel, I, I wantto take you here, I want to do
that.
I think that's how.

Zara (51:08):
I got back because I literally pictured myself
walking along the coast as if ithad already happened.
And like everyone around waslike come on, Zart, it's been
five fucking years, Like give itup.
I didn't buy a car at home, Ididn't buy a house.
I didn't even have a phone oncontract because I was like I am

(51:28):
not having commitments here.

Rose (51:30):
I'm going back to Australia.
To be honest with you.
When they say people manifestit and they make fun of it, I
disagree.
She made no commitment tostaying in the UK.

Zara (51:41):
I stayed in my mum's and do you know how hard that is
when you've not lived at homefor years and been in big
relationships and had your ownplace.
I was like I'm not moving outbecause I'm not staying here, I
need to go back.
I need to put it to bed anddecide to leave on my own accord
, or I'll go back and I'll belike I'm home.

(52:02):
I've came back and I feel athome again.

Rose (52:05):
Yeah, it was meant to be.

Zara (52:07):
Yeah, it's just timing, what's it?

Rose (52:10):
Divine timing, divine timing, divine timing.

Chrystal (52:13):
It's going to be six months, like I don't know five
months, right, whether you'vebeen here.
I got here in fucking February.
No, she's been March, april,May Three months, shit.
I feel like I've known you mywhole life.

Rose (52:23):
I know it's weird, Like I think with certain friendships
you just feel like Click, click,that's it.

Chrystal (52:28):
But I had been speaking to her for months and
months.
Yeah, yeah, because it took solong.

Rose (52:31):
Now, I believe we have brought some.

Chrystal (52:35):
We did.
I brought some things, but,zara, you have to close your
eyes for this one.
Oh, I'm so fucking scared.
Too bad, close your eyes.
I was going to get a blindfoldand I couldn't find anything, so
just close your fucking eyes.

Rose (52:48):
Just close your eyes and don't look, and I'm going to
have a little bit of dip.
I don't know how people talkfor this long and not eat.

Chrystal (52:54):
No, I also.
Are you peaking you better, not?
Okay?
Right, I've got three objectshere.
I want you to have a feel ofeach object, and then I'm going
to ask you which object youprefer.

Rose (53:12):
I'm going to show you the camera first.
Okay, but these are everydayobjects.
I'll say Right.

Chrystal (53:17):
I'm going to give you one and I want you to feel it Go
.

Zara (53:24):
It's cold.
Get that away from me right now.

Rose (53:27):
Wait next one.
Think about the width, thegirth, the length.
No, no to that one.

Zara (53:39):
All right, are these all?

Rose (53:40):
cucumbers.
So we have given her threedifferent signs.
What the fuck?
Sarah hates cucumbers.
Do you hate cucumbers?
She hates it.
She gags over it.
I'm allergic to it.
You are not.
I know I'm not, no, she's not,but she tells people.

Zara (53:53):
I say it when I go out, because somehow it always ends
up in my fucking dinner.

Rose (53:56):
Okay, so she started telling people that she's
allergic to cucumber, so thatthey don't actually put it in
her food because she doesn.
One is a slender beauty, one isa big fatty I thought that was
a zucchini, I know.
And then the other one is justyour standard burpless, which is
nice, long, smooth.
But you know, like sometimesyou don't.

Chrystal (54:16):
So if you were to pick a penis, which one would you go
for?
Would you go for somethingthat's thick, something that's
slender or something that is?

Rose (54:22):
long she's looking at me like she wants her.
Which one?
Or maybe the big little?

Zara (54:27):
girthy one, I think the zucchini Wow.

Chrystal (54:31):
That guy could do some damage Not in me, because I'm
the size of a bloody eggplant,but you know, but I mean it
depends Like you can strap asurfboard to me and just dive.

Rose (54:39):
Are you ready?
Oh, I've had four kids Anyway.
Nah, she's all right.
Anyway, Nah, she's all right.

Zara (54:45):
Okay.

Rose (54:46):
Working on the pelvic floor, all right.
What else have we got in thebag of tricks I got?

Chrystal (54:51):
No, stop looking, stop looking.
I'm going to feed you twothings now.

Zara (54:56):
Oh, it's not a cucumber, it's not.
No, I would never do that toyou.

Rose (54:59):
She's allergic.
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Chrystal (55:03):
All right, close your eyes and you have to tell me if
you were given this on a sexydate.
It's not dirty, is?

Rose (55:08):
it?
No, is it what?

Chrystal (55:10):
Although I see what she's about to give you and I
want it as well, I want you totell me on a sexy date if you
were getting fed this, whichwould be your favourite thing,
right?
If I can get the fucking thingopen.

Rose (55:20):
All right, pass me the other one and I'll crack it open
.

Chrystal (55:26):
Is it an egg on a sexy date?
Come on, all right.

Rose (55:32):
Hold a second.

Zara (55:34):
I'm excited because Okay, wait, what's that?

Chrystal (55:42):
noise.
Okay, here we go.

Zara (55:44):
Number one this is, oh, it is crystal sexy, let's do
sexy, hi Zara if she could, sheactually could be on a phone
line.

Rose (55:53):
Yeah, listen.

Chrystal (55:54):
Zara, welcome to my bedroom.
Lay on my bed and undressyourself.

Zara (56:04):
I'm gonna feed you some sensual food right hold a second
.

Chrystal (56:08):
Open your mouth.
Okay, I'm going to feed yousome essential food Right.
Hold a second Open your mouth.

Rose (56:14):
It's not disgusting, I swear to God.
Is it no Ready?
Oh, open those big juicy lipsof yours.
Oh, she's dripping.
Does that turn you on?
Zara, this voice, I can't.
The next one.

Chrystal (56:32):
Right, close your eyes .
Let you finish that first.

Rose (56:36):
Okay, now you've just got to trust and open your mouth
nice and wide Enough for thatgirthy cucumber.
Okay, tip your head back.
What the fuck?
It's a game of trust.

Zara (57:01):
I'm scared.

Rose (57:09):
Swallow, darling, swallow it, it's dairy.

Zara (57:12):
It's dairy swallow darling.
Oh my god, she got it.
She was shitting on the wayhome.

Chrystal (57:18):
Oh, hold on, lick that off.

Rose (57:21):
Oh, I forgot, you can't eat dairy guys, we've got a
diarrhea situation.
Yeah, look, she's going tovomit into the bin.

Zara (57:31):
No, she's not going to vomit Shit.
How did we not remember I gotsome in my hair.
It's not dirty, is it?
No, no, no.

Rose (57:45):
Well, you are in charge of the dairy Hold on, well, I can
eat dairy.
No, you can't I really dairy.
Hold on, well, I can eat dairy.
No, you can't.
I really can't.
You really can't.
I like it, though I've gotproblems.

Chrystal (57:55):
Oh, no, what's the point?
Don't give it to me.
I already had a dairy swirllast night.

Rose (58:01):
I love cheese, I love cream, it's so good.

Zara (58:23):
Let me have this a little bit delicious and nutritious.
I would never choose to eatthat sort of shit.

Rose (58:26):
Yeah, but see, okay, so it goes to show that things that
look like dairy also shouldn'tgo in your mouth, or?

Zara (58:32):
not, that is it all over.
It's a little bit on your chinwhat do I do with this now?
Put in the bin.
Oh look how much she like, likewhen she laughs.
She cried, remember the back?

Chrystal (58:45):
oh funny oh god, I'll tell you what us three together
it's not okay.

Rose (58:52):
It's not okay.
Anyway, this probably won't beour last time.
We'll be chatting with Zara.
She has had a wild wild rideinto Perth again, society Into
society.
Coming out of COVID being agorgeous introvert, she's going
into the dating scene again.
It is tough.

Chrystal (59:11):
I don't know how you're meant to do it though.
All right, sorry, zara, quickly.
One of my friends runs likethese events in Perth and she is
doing a singles event I wouldlike to send you.
I will pay for your ticket.
I will pay for your ticket.
I will sponsor you once again,and I'm just coming for content.
Will you go when?

Rose (59:31):
is it though.

Chrystal (59:32):
And guess who's hosting it?
Billie from Maths oh, would yougo.
Would, you go.
Where is it?
I'm not going to tell you anydetails because I don't want you
to say no, but what is it?
It's a singles night.
It's like a singles quiz night.
It's meant to be fun drink.

Rose (59:50):
Do they have like age demographic on this?
Yes, it was 35 plus.
Okay, what we've also got hereis, as you know, zara is from
liverpool.
We call her a scouser, is it so?
Yeah, I'm a scouser, scouser,oh no, iouser Scouser, I love it
All.

Zara (01:00:08):
Scousers are, you know?
No, not even that.
Some of the words I say inwhere?

Rose (01:00:14):
We don't know, we don't understand.

Zara (01:00:15):
Even when I say I'm going on my dinner, when she says
like for lunch.

Chrystal (01:00:20):
I'm going on dinner and I'm like fucking dinner's at
6pm.
Bitch, you're going on dinner.

Zara (01:00:24):
And then you have tea, and then they have me tea.

Chrystal (01:00:26):
Yeah, so dinner is lunch.
And then tea is dinner Dinner,what we call dinner.
That makes so much sense to me.

Rose (01:00:31):
So she has a list of words here for us.

Chrystal (01:00:33):
No, that does not make sense to me at all.

Rose (01:00:36):
Tea is I'm going to have a cup of tea, or tea would be
dinner for her.

Chrystal (01:00:43):
Oh yeah, I've heard of tea for dinner.
I'm making tea.

Rose (01:00:45):
I keep spitting like, and then you would what.

Zara (01:00:49):
And then you'd have.
Maybe you'd have your supper.

Rose (01:00:51):
Oh, supper.
Okay, so Zara's got a list ofwords for us.

Zara (01:00:56):
Okay, so some of these words.

Rose (01:00:59):
Okay, go, and we're going to try and guess them.

Zara (01:01:01):
I won't say a few of them , but then I'll tell you my
favourite Scouse word that'ssome of me Scouse mates, love me
.
Scouse favorite skulls weirdthat some of me skulls me love
and we're gonna have to decipherit.
Okay, all right go.

Rose (01:01:14):
So what do you think?
Go ahead means what a wed goahead, go ahead like have.

Zara (01:01:16):
Go ahead yes, all right, yes, um go ahead girl like go on
, go get it.

Rose (01:01:23):
Yeah, oh yeah.
But what is it?
Go ahead, go ahead, go ed, goed, like go-E-D, go ahead, go
ahead, like go ahead.
But it's like go ahead, but weshorten everything, don't we?
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead,go ahead, go ahead.

Zara (01:01:37):
I can get that.
I can get that.
I can get that.
Yep, do you?
We call KFC the KF.

Rose (01:01:48):
So you've lost the chicken , it's just the Kentucky Fried.

Zara (01:01:50):
The Kentucky Fried we lose the C but add the.

Rose (01:01:53):
The Kentucky Fried.
The KF, the KF.

Chrystal (01:01:57):
The KF.
You want to go for some the KF.

Zara (01:02:00):
No, we just say let's go to KF, oh, let's go to KF, and
we put that in front of likeshops, like the way you, you
just go, I'm going to go Aldi.
I'd have to say I'm going to gothe Aldi.

Rose (01:02:13):
Oh, I'm going to the Aldi.
I've heard her say that I likethe Facebook.

Zara (01:02:18):
What the fuck's the Facebook?
She's not even on it.

Rose (01:02:21):
Next one.

Zara (01:02:22):
Opening.

Rose (01:02:24):
Also, Zara doesn't do technologies I am a technifer,
she's got bloody an iPhone 1,for Christ's sake.
I am, it's going to be ourmission to get her an app, so
next one Imagine me on a fuckingapp.
All right, I do.

Zara (01:02:39):
Right next one, Belter.

Chrystal (01:02:41):
That's good.
That's amazing, it's good.

Zara (01:02:44):
I love that.
That's a belter, something oflike an approval yeah.
Okay, yep, I can understand,I'm not going to say that one.
Okay, scran.

Rose (01:02:52):
Scran Put it in context.

Zara (01:02:56):
Let's go for a scran.

Chrystal (01:02:58):
Oh, let's go for a drink.

Zara (01:02:59):
No.

Rose (01:03:00):
Let's go for a, a fight, a meal, a scran.

Chrystal (01:03:05):
Let's go for a meal.
If I said to Rose Rose, let'sgo for a scran, that means let's
go for a fight, I thought wewere going to get fucked up.

Zara (01:03:11):
No, let's go for a scran.
Okay, I mean, I wouldn't saythis.
I'm reading this off this phone.
What would you say?
These are like scousey words.
Right, these are scousey words,okay, if someone is A knob, no,
a W-L-L L, yeah, a wolf.

Rose (01:03:29):
Like a lamb, like a wolf.
Yeah, survival, you're a knob.

Zara (01:03:33):
They're a wolf, a knob.

Chrystal (01:03:34):
Like a dickhead.
It's stupid.

Zara (01:03:36):
No, it's like people who aren't from Liverpool Are a wolf
, so I'm a wolf.
They're from Liverpool, butthey live just outside Liverpool
, that's racist.

Chrystal (01:03:46):
You're a wool.
You're a black sheep.

Zara (01:03:48):
Yeah, you're a black sheep, he's a wool.
No, but they're just likewoolly backs.
Why are they.

Rose (01:03:54):
That did not help the explanation whatsoever.

Zara (01:03:57):
They're a wool you don't want to be a wool.

Rose (01:04:02):
So people that aren't from north of the river would be a
wool.

Zara (01:04:06):
Yes and don't say the same thing If someone's a ming
Yucky.

Rose (01:04:11):
They're a minger, they're ugly.

Zara (01:04:13):
Yeah, it just means like someone who's like.

Rose (01:04:15):
Gross, not cool.
Oh, but they're a ming, you'rea ming A ming, you know.

Zara (01:04:20):
Yeah, but Aussies have that.
You're a minger, no, but weused to say this it's probably
not great to sing Get a ming,get a mong, get a mef gone wrong
.

Rose (01:04:27):
I love that.
So how about you?
What are something that youwould say You're a ming, you're
a mong, you're a mef gone wrong.
It's a mef.
A mef, not a wef.
No, a mef, a mef gone wrong.
What a fe.

Chrystal (01:04:44):
Meth.

Rose (01:04:48):
Oh, not a weft, because you're a hairdresser, you're a
weft gone wrong.
Eh, fe, fe Meth, I can'tunderstand it right now.

Zara (01:04:51):
A mef yeah, not even a mef.
A mef is like someone scruffy,so you go get a ming, get a mong
, get a mef gone wrong.

Rose (01:04:55):
See, that wouldn't make sense if we knew what a mef was.
I twacky Twacky.

Zara (01:04:58):
And twacky and twacky, what does?
And?
Twacky mean so like it's a bitlike dated, not good, oh and
twacky bastard.

Chrystal (01:05:14):
Oh, I know a few and twackies actually.

Zara (01:05:19):
One of my besties is she.
It's her favourite Scouse wordand twacky, I see it a lot.
She says it a lot.
She says ue a lot.
What is ue?
I started saying it at work now.
Ue, it's like what?
Like huh, oh my god no.

Chrystal (01:05:34):
Ue yeah ue.
I started saying it at work now, so what?

Rose (01:05:37):
would that have been if it wasn't short Ue?
It would be like what do youmean?
It would be like go away.

Zara (01:05:42):
Go away, go away.
Oh, I can hear where it'scoming from.
Away, tell me some juicy gag.

Rose (01:05:48):
Maybe, yeah, okay, I get it.
I get it, oh God, okay Likethat Like oh.
God.

Zara (01:05:55):
You know why?
It's just dawned on me.

Rose (01:05:57):
I lived across the road from a guy from Liverpool when I
was growing up.
He used to go hiya, hiya, likehello, oh, that's hiya.
For years and me and my brother, hiya, me and my he's the
nicest guy.
Oh, my God, god bless his soul.

Chrystal (01:06:14):
Do you guys know something's wrong?

Rose (01:06:15):
with him.
No, he's just died.
Sorry, I've got to.
He was the nicest guy and heused to see my brother and go
hiya.
We didn't know what he wassaying Hi there.
Yeah, we didn't know Hi.

Zara (01:06:28):
Yeah.

Rose (01:06:28):
Hi, yeah, hi, yeah.
We used to say me and mybrother started saying when we
used to see him we'd go Becausewe had no fucking idea what he
was saying for years.
Well, that's nice, you replied.
We did, cause we knew it waswhite.
Well, he was from another landand we used to just go.
I thought he was German.

(01:06:50):
Oh shit, I thought Hitler, no,not like that, like as in higher
like.

Zara (01:06:55):
Higher, higher, like higher, kind of.

Rose (01:06:58):
Yeah, I thought he was German, or I thought something.

Zara (01:07:01):
I-Y-A, i-y-a.
So it's not even higher.

Rose (01:07:06):
No, it's higher, higher.
I feel like I've learntsomething.
This man just passed away lastweek, not even joking, so it's
his whole life, his whole life.
I thought he was saying hithere and he's saying hi there.

Chrystal (01:07:17):
Right, guys, we need to wrap this party up.
This has been a bloody partyand a half.
That tequila bottle is halfempty.

Rose (01:07:24):
We're going on a new tangent, completely.

Chrystal (01:07:27):
Listen, we're going to keep you guys updated because I
am going to fucking buy aticket to this singles party.
I'm going to make her go andI'm just going to film her.

Zara (01:07:34):
Are you just going to come with me?
I'll be a wee woman, we're notsingle.

Rose (01:07:38):
We can't go.
We'll send another single withyou.
We'll send Amy.

Chrystal (01:07:42):
Yeah, she'll leave me, it's fine.
We'll send somebody, it's fine.
You're going to go and we'regoing to get her on Tinder.
No, we're not, we are.
She's got no choice in thismatter.

Zara (01:07:52):
I'll fucking set you up a profile with your photo and
everything it's awkward If I seea profile picture and someone
has a vest on or a picture witha dog.
I'd die.

Rose (01:08:00):
Or a tooth gem.
No tooth gem.
You cannot be an American witha tooth gem, or else you're out
Swipe right or left.

Chrystal (01:08:08):
I don't know what it is.

Rose (01:08:09):
But, I feel you, like my girlfriend had her.
Is it hinge?
Yeah, it's hinge.
She went out on a night outwith her girlfriends like us,
they are not single.
They set her hinge profile up.
I looked after her daughterthat night.
She came home I said just letme see, I've never seen a dating
profile before she shows meThey've set it up as likes you

(01:08:30):
have to answer questions on him.
I didn't know that there's likea list of questions like your
best skill.
I mean it's so awkward.
Come on and she's like candance the night away something
cringy.

Zara (01:08:43):
I was like oh okay, I swipe left.

Rose (01:08:47):
They've put her actual address in.
Oh see that.
I come on, put your chin away,I swipe left.
They've put her actual addressin.
Oh my God.
They put her suburb in.
They've put in that she worksin a certain job, like a certain
job.
Then they put then it puts ithas a drug section occasionally,
and then there's a picture ofweed.
She doesn't do that.
Oh my God, I was laughing sofucking hard.

(01:09:09):
Yeah, it'd be funny to do foryour friend, but it's fucking
dangerous.
And then swipe next.
It's like love's fucking longwalks on the bed.
You have to answer.
You have to answer a certainamount of questions.
Oh me, I don't know what I'mdoing.
She's like get me the phone.
She's like delete it.

Chrystal (01:09:22):
Delete it.
Oh, oh shit.
On another note, I'm going tobe setting it up and we're going
to make the profile.
We have to do a better profilethan that.
Oh for sure, we're going tomake you girls' most eligible
bachelorette of Perth.

Zara (01:09:34):
Oh God.

Chrystal (01:09:34):
Well, you can talk Right.
Okay, we need to wrap this up,but, zara, it has been an
absolute pleasure.
You are the biggest partypopper, party popper.
I don't know if that's a goodword either, I don't know.
She does love to party Party.
What was the segment?
Party animal Party animalFirecracker.

Rose (01:09:52):
What did you say?
I don't know.

Chrystal (01:09:54):
Listen anyways guys half the time I don't know what
the hell she's saying, but Ilove her dearly and I love every
minute of you being in my salonand in my life.
Thank you so much for coming onthe pot.
We can't wait to do many moreadventures with you.

Rose (01:10:06):
We are wishing you nothing but the best for this third
round in Perth, and this is theone Third time is a charm,
that's right, Until then,everybody look after yourselves
and I said it in a different way.
So take care of each other andlook after each other.
What the hell Right, we're done.

(01:10:26):
Bye, guys, Bye.
Also, look after yourself andeach other, yeah.