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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back to Bearing it All with Rose and
Crystal.
Now, today we're just Bearingit All the weekly download,
what's been happening with life?
I mean, at the end of the day,we cover a lot of serious topics
, but we're just like reallygood mates as well, so we don't
mind.
Just like sharing a bit of ourlives, like what we're doing,
like keeping up with theKardashian style and you nosy
(00:21):
bitches like to know what we'redoing, so we thought we would
let you guys know, and fill youin pretty much.
We're just going to be chattingwith each other, so, yeah,
what's been happening with you?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
um well, about to have a nervous breakdown?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
actually no maybe or actually, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
It's on the verge um, it's on the verge, like that
fucking old, rusty uh washingmachine.
Um, that's what my life isright now.
It's that washing machine.
That's what my life is rightnow.
It's that washing machine onthe verge.
It's not really working anymoreand it's been kicked to the
curb.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yep, okay, all right, let's go there.
What's happened?
What's been happening?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I am just exhausted, so transitioned from Subiaco
Salon to Inglewood, thought thatI was magical and could do a
fit out in three weeks.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
You did though.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I did do it, but there's still some bits that are
clanging and banging andhappening.
Had a few disputes with a fewtradies and they thought I was
sweet and innocent and I waslike, if that's not done, you're
going to get kung fu'd.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
My kung fu kick.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I know I was legit going to pound some.
No, that's violence, I wasn'tgoing to.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
But you felt like you would, I could, yeah, but
trainees yeah, you had adeadline, I had a deadline.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
And literally we moved in on the Thursday and
shit was still getting done onthe Friday and I was like I'm
going to twist your face offyour head, yeah, and through the
night as well.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I don't blame you, we were there all the time,
exhausted.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Some shit went down, lighting got installed.
That was incorrect.
Yeah, it didn't light up.
Now it's getting reinstalled.
And it's just.
I had booked a photo shoot, hadto cancel it, like it's just
been.
It's been a lot.
Hey, it's been a lot plusjuggling mum life and everything
else in between.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, but that's sometimes.
It doesn't all like.
It's not all balanced, is it?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
no, and that's where I'm gonna say what you see on
Instagram is not always realityyeah, oh my god, that's my life.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
That's what I mean.
Like you see, 15 seconds.
Oh my god.
I'm opening a new salon, mybusiness is booming and, yeah,
that may all be true, but alsoshit goes down behind scenes
Like there's a lot of hard workthat goes on.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
So much cost factor that goes on and everything was
like.
This is the quote, by the wayday, of we're adding two grand
to it.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Sorry, Business is not cheap.
Small business exactly.
It's not easy.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
No, no, but it is just.
I'm just riding the wave rightnow.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, I love that you're just taking it as it
comes.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I'm living off Red Bull.
Oh my gosh, she's got two.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Red Bulls.
I've got a headache.
I've drunk half a can ASMR.
I love ASMR and I just hearthat not everybody does Well off
topic right now, but do youever watch food videos?
Yep.
And they're like they getmillions and millions of views
swear to god, we need to do ityeah, but I mean, why are these
(03:09):
people making money and we'renot?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
they're off the most simple things.
Yeah, they're just eating.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Like there is some girl, I'm sorry, I'm in like
infatuated with her this is whythey're making, this is why
they're rolling in it in theYouTube life.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
She gets like this massive bowl.
She's got some sort of likemixed chilli thing going on with
like seafood prawns, someveggies.
She dips it into this likechilli sauce and then she's like
but it's crunchy and she slurpsit.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
It's slurpy, oh my God.
I'm so sorry if you don't likefood noises, but I am obsessed
with ASMR.
I find it so relaxing.
I actually think I could do it.
What about the crunchy?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
ones People eating yeah.
I don't find it as you find theslopey ones better.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Slopey ones better.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It makes my mouth water.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I love when people are opening packages and
scrunching paper up.
They're like I just got this,I'm just going to open it.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
There is a girl who eats eggs and it makes me sick.
She literally eats like a wholeplate of boiled eggs.
It looks like 50 eggs and sheeats the whole lot.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But I think it's because it's so weird, it's
intriguing, but she swallowsthis thing almost whole.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Well, she's very talented then.
I'm just thinking about theeggs in her belly.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh no, that's gross Like.
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
No, totally off topic , but anyways, it doesn't matter
what's been going on with you.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I'm exhausted.
I'm really tired physically,mentally and emotionally.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
She's been working hard for the money All the
things, and that's why guys arelooking.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I'm just looking for that easy way out.
Mate, if I have to sell a foot,pick I will.
What is it?
What do I have to do?
Do I have to?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
swear.
I mean listen here.
Only fans is.
People are making some hugedollars.
I know Way easier than, likeyou did, find that white lady
who sits on cakes from living.
She literally sits on cakes.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Look, give me a belt, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Let me sit on a red velvet cake.
Whatever, I'll buy whatevercake you want and I'll sit on it
for you.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Do you see what I mean?
Like options are endless.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I agree, obviously there's something for everyone.
Anyway, they're making moremoney than me, I can't deny it.
But yeah, no, I'm exhausted.
I am as much as I'm laughingabout it.
I'm not unhappy, I'm justmentally, physically and
emotionally exhausted.
I'm touched out and I thinkI've been burnt out since
December.
You knew this.
Yeah, went away to Bali inJanuary for three weeks.
(05:39):
It was actually thank God, itwas divine.
But you do come back and it'slike it hits you in the face.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Hey, well, I feel like, yeah, you get almost like
rumble and tumbled because youjust you got used to you're so
relaxed and you went for threeweeks long time like I was
begging you to come home.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, I was like I'm never coming home.
That's how good I felt, well,not when your laundry's getting
done, your cleaning's gettingdone I do get homesick though
well, I had everyone there, Ididn't need it I didn't get
homesick, except for the dogyeah um, but yeah, I was trying
to explain this to someone theother day.
Is that burnout?
so I was burnt out I am, no, youare burnt I am burnt out and
(06:18):
people go oh, you know, go getsome rest.
You need some rest.
Burnout is not a sleep.
Burnout is not going to bedearly for a couple of nights and
then you don't feel burnt outno, it's like it's months of
recharging I think it's alsolearning from your mistakes.
Like I need to change my habitsor else I'm going to continue
(06:38):
to do the same shit but this isour own fault because we don't
have boundaries no we don't.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
we have no boundaries , zero boundaries, that's true.
So this is what happens, right?
Everybody's taken a bit of ourpie and they're just having a
nibble, and we just keep givingand giving, and giving and
giving, and I just want thewhole slice.
I just want a slice of my pieand I go to get it and there's
just some crumbs Exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
We need our pie.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Stop letting people.
We're tired of our pie.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
That's right, Guys, if you're listening, this is
takeaway from this Like put someboundaries in, Stop eating
people, please.
It's hard guys.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Do you know what, though, Like?
We're not even taking our ownadvice.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
No, we're never taking our own advice, still not
.
We probably should have shutthat door, hey, because probably
everyone can hear us in thestudio, that's fine, if only
they could hear that lastepisode.
Oh, no, yeah we did aConfessions episode last episode
, just before this.
It was good.
Oh, who's reading?
I'm reading some spicy books.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I'm not reading anything.
You're not really a reader, areyou?
No, I'm not a reader.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
No, but I have stopped watching Netflix and
I've started reading sexy, hot,spicy novels.
And, mate, if you need, youneed a little bit of spice.
You need to reactivate yourbloody yawning your clit.
Get a little tingling again,get a pulsating.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Flick your rocks.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, flick the bean.
You need to start reading thesespicy novels.
And they've got on TikTok.
There's like a book talk andthen people review the books for
you and they even give it likea chilli rating and you can get
different spice levels.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Where have you been all my life?
My sister's into books.
Actually, you and her shouldstart a book club.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh, I love books but I haven't read.
I haven't had the fucking time.
But I've been like, no, you'rereading TV, you're reading TV,
you're watching TV and fallingasleep in front of it.
If you've got an hour for TV,you've got an hour for a book.
So I've started changing thathabit.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Probably better for your brain too.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
And it's been getting me off the phone at night so
that I can change my habits andstop being burnt out.
So I read for an hour or three.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
An hour or three.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh my God.
No, If it's in a spicy spot,I'm not moving.
I'm not moving as he gets heron the wall and he just slams.
And they go into detail in abook, it's not like on TV.
They can't tell you.
I think I'm reading the wrongbooks.
You are reading the wrong books.
I don't know what you'rereading Are you reading a cook?
It didn't I love fucking boringself-help books.
(09:02):
You know what Self-help books?
This is the book that's helpedme the most.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
What's that guy, tony Robbins?
No, the guy who writes thebooks about money.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Clearly I'm not reading them Because I'm about
to fucking start an OnlyFans andsit on a cake.
What is it?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
called.
Oh my God, I can't even think,but he's released all different.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
The Barefoot Investor .
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, Barefoot, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
He's good, he is good .
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I've read them, but they're not like turning me on
at night.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
They're not doing anything for my bean.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Oh, this is doing something for my bean.
Well, I binge watched SellingOC in one night, that's a lot,
yeah, but at least you got it in.
I think they're only 30.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Which one?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
The new season, and it's only eight episodes, so I
just like sat on the couchwatched it.
Then, when it was done, I waslike it's finished.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
What am I going to do with my life?
Exactly that's how I feel aboutwhen I finish this book.
I'm going to be upset.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Maybe I need to get a book.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, well, let's go to the next spicy level.
So I'm on, I wing Iron Flameand then the next book, the Bish
.
If you're listening, writer,whoever you're writing can't
remember who's writing it.
Sorry, rebecca Yaroslavsomething.
She's not released the next oneuntil November.
(10:13):
So I'm going to be praying andthinking about my Dragon Rider
for quite some time before I getto read what happens next.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Is this book a new book or you've just found it?
I can't tell you.
Is this book a new book oryou've just found it?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I can't tell you.
I couldn't tell you, I'm notthat.
Where did you find?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
it.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I came up.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Like did you come across it on TikTok and then you
were like I need to read thisbook.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
A friend of mine, ash , if you're listening, she has
read 30 books.
I think she loves her books.
I think she's read 30 booksthis year, if not more in the
month.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I think you're smart if you can read.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Is that saying you're not smart?
You're pretty smart.
I'm dyslexic.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I'm like hubbubla-shubbubla.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
You're like, I'm fandangling.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I read like two sentences and I'm like I've
forgotten what I read.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I'm like that.
But because I like I'minterested in the book, then
I'll keep reading it, then youcan keep reading it.
Bye, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
You've got to keep me focused Online shopping, though
I'll scroll for days.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Oh, love them.
You're addicted, you've got aproblem.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I've got a full-blown problem.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Okay, when she's sad like she's shopping.
If I've rung her how long ago,a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
If I'm in a shopping centre.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I rung her, she's like sounds like a sad panda,
like she's been caught in therain.
I was like what is wrong?
And she's like I'm just feelingreally sad.
So I have to go out and have ashopping day.
She'll spend money if she's sad.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, and then it sits on my wardrobe floor with
the tags on for like five months.
Do you get the guilt?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
sometimes when you come home Like you're like I've
spent a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Sometimes, sometimes you're like I feel so good.
Sometimes I feel fulfilled.
I'm like pair of jeans.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
you filled that hole in me today, like, instead of
dealing with it and going totherapy, I'm going to buy some
jeans.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
And then Davin's like you know that pile of clothes,
can you put it away?
And then, as I'm putting itaway, I'm like, oh, that's new,
that one.
I think I bought that about sixmonths ago.
Don't even want to see my shoestack.
Novo had a sale, won't lie.
I think I bought about 50 pairs.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
You did not, I did 50?
.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
They rocked up in a carton.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Fuck man, how depressed were you that day.
I got excited.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
They were $20.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Mate, this is another .
Speaker 2 (12:23):
They were $20 and they had my size and that's rare
Size 9, $20 shoes.
Bought the whole lot.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I don't even know if I'm going to wear them all.
I don't even know if I can dothe maths.
I'm so stupid I can't, really.
I'm not mathematics.
It was cheap $20, but youbrought 50 pairs.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Maybe exaggerating, but it was a full carton that
got delivered you got excited.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
You kept adding to cart and then you saw the final
price.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
You're like that's not that bad for 50 pairs.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I was like I have to pay it, oh, dear God.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Afterpay.
You should sponsor me, man.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
What Novo?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Afterpay.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
You've kept them a lot Because.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I'm just like that's my secret.
I just afterpay everything.
But, then weekly my afterpayamount comes out.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I'm like oh, you're like, I just brought one big
thing.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
How is that amount, that amount?
And then I look at my breakdownI'm like, oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
We've got to deal with your emotions a different
way sometimes.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Probably need to see a therapist.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, I do too.
I do see one.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
But people no, like things.
Make people happy, Likedifferent things make people
happy.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Well, at least yours is a shopping addiction and not
like Cocaine.
Well, I love that.
That's what came to your mindstraight away.
It's shoes and not coke.
That's right, that's true.
That's true.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Could be worse, could be alcohol, could be, could be
a million of different things.
Right, that's fine.
Yeah, I'm glad that it'sshopping, because at least I
look nice.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I only wish that the stupid wish had the same size
foot as me.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
You could squeeze.
You're almost there.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
No, I'm a 10.
I'm 100%.
Some of them though.
I border more the 10, 11 than Ido the 9, 10.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
So just start buying 10s.
I don't mind if my shoe's big.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
That's fine.
Then that's fine.
Then you say they were roses,we can make this work, we can
make this work, but yeah, whatelse have we been doing?
I think I'm coming to the endof the hard time.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
You've been bloody smashing styling jobs like here,
there and everywhere.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
We're coming up to the end of, like, my job, so I
hand over on Monday.
So I'm so relieved and I alsothink I'm going to hit a brick
wall after I'm scared that Igive them up.
I'm done.
What do I do with my life?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I'm sure you're like me.
You just find something else.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I know, but that's not a good thing, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
It's bad Like this is how we get burnt out all the
time.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah, things have to change.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
But we also live off adrenaline.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I know this is bad.
Actually, my therapist put itaway a certain way.
He was like you'rehyper-focused on it, so you get
so excited, you're so into itEverything revolves around that
and then when you stop doing it,you crash.
And that's the same even withmy food.
So today I was meaning to tellyou this.
Today I've been eating properly.
(14:54):
So like I had breakfast, I'vehad a snack, I've had lunch, I
physically had to force lunch in.
It made me feel sick because Iwas so full.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I pushed it in.
I'm like not overeating,nothing like that, but like I
had an alarm going.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Well, look, it's better than what we normally do.
What do we do?
We don't eat the entire day,and then at night time we're
like cookie monster.
Yeah, getting it all in.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
That's exactly right.
I'm like I look at Craig andI'm like I will kill you if you
do not give me some sugar rightnow.
Yeah, and then he's looking atme like he'll throw anything at
me.
He'll be like have it.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Get away from me.
Here's a packet of chips Getaway Like throw food at her.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
No, but I've been eating.
That's good.
So today I've eaten and that'smy goal to continue to remember
to eat, because when I'mhyper-focused or when I'm doing
something I really, really loveon the computer it's not that I
don't know that I'm hungry Iforget to eat.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
And you don't eat or drink.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Don't eat or drink, and then I crash.
So when I'm finished and that'show the therapist kind of put
it he was like your body thenkicks in and goes.
You are actually crashingbecause you're actually starving
, but your brain had taken overand was like oh my god, but
you're so excited, so keep doingthat.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
So I've been eating today and I haven't reached for
any sugar well, that's good,because sugar is like something
that while I'm drinking two redbulls over here yeah, that's
right, because you probablyfucking did the same thing as I
haven't eaten all day, guys, ifyou haven't eaten all day.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
That's the issue.
That's why also we binge, andalso pt rose is coming back in.
It's also why we reach forsugar, because simple sugars our
body goes just get a lolly, getsome chocolate.
Because energy straight, butit's quick energy so it goes
straight into the bloodstreamreally quickly and gives us a
boost of energy but also crashesfast.
So we're not going for sugarbecause we're addicted to it.
(16:40):
We go to for sugar because wehaven't eaten enough during the
day, so we're hungry and it'slike help me, I need to fuel.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I'm like there we had a client in the salon yesterday
that actually brought like allher little lunch containers and
I was so like that's impressedintrigued because one I'm also
very lazy I would not fucking dothat.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I'm sorry, love that she's doing it but, I can't
imagine myself doing that.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Well, I can't imagine .
It's almost like you know, whenyou take your little kid out
and you've got a packed lunch.
It's the same sort of scenario.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Also.
Then I get FOMO, Like if I seesomeone else eating something
delicious and I've got like tunaand rice.
I'm not going to deal with that.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
She's doing a body comp, and that's why.
But I was very intrigued by hersnack boxes.
I was like oh, what's?
In that one, and what's in thatone?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
No, if she's doing a body comp.
She's going to have to be onpoint Eating exactly when she
needs to eat.
I can't go down that road again, man.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Well, yeah, she said it was hard.
She has like two cubes of darkchocolate and I was like vomit.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
No, I can't do it To me like that disordered eating
in my past.
It just fucks with my head.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I can't do it, but I'm proud of you because it
takes a lot to remember to eat.
I had an alarm.
It was going off.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
It was like meep, meep, meep, meep.
And also I've got Craig.
When Craig's off, he literallytakes care of me like a baby,
brings you lunch, yep, cooks meeggs in the morning because I
won't eat I won't look aftermyself and for some reason like
that's how I feel loved.
So he's realized like Igenuinely feel so loved when he
makes me eggs in the morning andhe's like here's a fucking
(18:10):
water bottle, don't you dare notdrink that?
Or he's like it's lunchtime,I'm gonna heat your lunch up and
I'm like thank you, baby.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
So I'm scared for when he goes now well, rosa's
gonna have to make herself achecklist, so eat breakfast pick
.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah, but who's?
Oh, I'm gonna keep yourselfaccountable.
I don't know if I can do it.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I'll remind you.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Craig is going and doing two and one, so he's gonna
be working two weeks on and oneweek off.
So I'm going back to full blownfifo life with the four kids,
like that is gonna be hard.
I'm scared, I'm genuine.
You know I have been yeah, youhave.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
You've been like holding my breath.
I was gonna say resenting thisweek.
Now, what is the word?
No, what's the word when you'relike not looking forward to
something?
You know, I don't know either.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I don't know, but you're like not looking forward
to something you know?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I don't know either.
I don't know, but you've notbeen looking forward to this
coming.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
It's almost like yeah , I've had my.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
You're like pretending that it's not going
to come.
Yeah, but it's a week away now.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
A week before he leaves for two weeks on, one
week off.
And we've done this in the past, we've done FIFO Life before,
but I only I was younger,everything was so different and
I just I know I obviously willkeep the kids alive and I'll
keep myself alive.
Just I just feel like it's moreload on me.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
But also, you need to lean on your family, because I
know what you're like and you'rejust like I'll just do it all.
Just lean on your family.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I'm going to have to.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I have to Well, you need to.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Because I don't think I can do this all by myself.
I don't think people eitherhave realized how much more
responsibility that's going tobe on me.
Everyone's been going.
Oh congratulations, craig.
This is amazing.
And then my brother even saidand rubbed it right in my
brother goes to me to craig.
Oh my god, craig, this is gonnabe a break for you.
You're gonna be able to go tobed every night in your own bed,
(19:57):
on your own what about you?
they don't get, but that's.
That's what's been hurting me,chris, like I've been going, has
anyone thought about you me, athome doing all the driving for
four kids?
Yeah, I have to hand it tosingle mums yeah but I have to
do so.
Maybe that week that he's backis when you need to be like hey,
for two days I'm gonna do myown thing yeah, and also the
(20:19):
first thing someone said is oh,you know, when he comes back for
his week off, that's his resttime.
I went, of course I'm not gonnathrow the kids at him the first
day they come off.
I know how tired they are.
I would never do that.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I've never done that before but also he's probably
getting a solid sleep at nightand you're not.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I've never get.
Oh, I, I felt it was reallyinsensitive to have someone say
that to me and go.
Oh you know, when he comes off,you can't expect just to throw
the kids at him.
And I'm like one, you know meand I would never do that.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I think Craig's hands on anyways, Like he's going to
miss them so much that when hegets home he's going to want to
be with them anyways yeah, andhe would never.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
He would take his day his first day.
He will need like a proper rest, especially coming off night
shift, but he's not the sort ofperson that's not going to be.
Like, bro, I don't want to doanything for a full week.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Don't talk to me.
He's not going to be like that,no way.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I'm sure there's men out there that are like that but
, craig is not one of them andI'm not one of those people
that's gonna not allow him tohave time to rest.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
And I just thought you Just feel like it's going to
take you a few swings to getinto the swing of it.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Well, exactly, I'm scared, but I am scared, you'll
be fine, it's going to be hardbut, you're going to do it.
Yeah, I mean I've got a lot ofthings, we've got like a lot of
goals, well, so many goals tosmash, I know so Well.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
So many goals to smash, I know so.
You've got to work, and that'sthe issue too.
It's not like you're going tobe a stay-at-home mum.
That's the issue, me and youhave got those brains where you
don't stop.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
That's exactly right.
Well, even when I was astay-at-home mum, you were still
doing other things.
And even being a stay-at-homemum, I can't do it.
I don't know how stay-at-homemums do it.
It is fucking hard to be athome.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I feel like the more the kids at home, the more mess
they make they do Get out of thehouse.
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Guys, yeah, like tip my hat.
I've always worked, but then Itook that year between Tater
where I thought, fuck it, I'mgoing to be a stay-at-home mum.
I fucking hated it.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, it's hard.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
You've got to play with them all the time.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I remember when I had Levi and people were like, hey,
can we come visit you with thebaby?
And I'd be like, oh, so is amat carrying up shopping centre.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
You would just go out .
Every day I went out somewhere.
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
And just smashed the credit card.
Davin was like can you juststay home for one day?
I love shopping.
I need the socks and the hatand the bibi to match, and then
you're like there was onlylay-by back, then you could only
lay-by.
There was no afterpay either.
There was no afterpay.
Think about that guys, therewas no afterpay, no zip pay.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Oh, there was nothing , you had to put it on my credit
card.
Oh Jesus Kristen, I was in debt.
I can't believe you had 50pairs of shoes arrive to your
door.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Might have been a slight exaggeration, but I will
show you.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
There's.
Probably when you said theycome in a carton, there's stacks
.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
There's stacks in my wardrobe right.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I want you to snap me .
When you first walk in thewardrobe, then, just like along
the bottom of all, there's juststacks of boxes.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
How did Dav not notice?
Me no he was a bit annoyed.
He was like you're not evengoing to wear any of these shoes
.
I was like, yes, I will.
What?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
are you talking about ?
You're like I've got so manythings on yeah, and some of them
are really ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
One looks like a fucking pretzel and it was pink.
I'm like I need this in my life.
It's $20.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
$20 is $20.
Yeah, you're like 20 marks.
It's girl math.
You've saved hundreds ofdollars.
I'm like one day these aregoing to come in fashion Crystal
.
You need to send me a photo ofthese tonight.
But also girl math, exactly Ifthey were down from $100.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
They were once $120.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
That's right, you've saved money.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I saved $100.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
You could have got say you actually got five pairs
of shoes out of that.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
This is what I do.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah, that's how you warrant it, that's how you.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
That's right.
Like if I find my favouritestjeans on sale, I'm buying five
pairs In every colour, just thesame colour.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Oh, you will not.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah, you know those Jacoba ones that are like a bit
wide with the rip.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, I love those.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I've got five pairs.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Fuck off, you do no wonder.
You can wear them all the time.
I've got five pairs.
I thought I was just going todo the wash.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Get a bit stretched.
Get my new ones out.
I'll get the hell out.
I bought them in a few sizes.
Somebody take me to rehab.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
This is serious.
Okay, we've admitted it outloud Fuck my life.
Well we are burying it all wedon't talk shit.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I have not not said it Like I have a problem, you do
.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
You do, but I think it's been on the.
It's been getting mad.
It's maybe gotten worse.
I think with the opening of thesalon, there's been a lot of
stress there and you've beenneeded to decompress and you're
online and that's just for you.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
That's just time for you but this is how I do it,
guys.
I'm just going to share mysecrets with you, okay, so I go
on to my favorite shoppingwebsites, right?
Feel the cart I feel the cart,then I go back in and then I'm
like remove a few items, fill itagain.
I do that as well, remove a fewitems, fill it again.
I feel like it's refreshed.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Then I get to a point of like I'm really happy with
these.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I'll just wait a little more, in case they go on
sale.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Sometimes the cart gets empty, then I get really
pissed off.
Because I'm like I've justspent a whole few weeks getting
this cart ready to go.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I wish the cart could save yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Sometimes it saves, Sometimes it's just like you
haven't bought this bitch inthree weeks, so see ya.
Then I get really mad, rightAbout to put in a customer
complaint Where's my cart?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Then the thrill when I'm entering my credit card
details, I'm like, oh, you'resick, right, sick, right, you're
sick.
Then, when I get that email,the order is on its way.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm tracking it.
There are so many document hits.
I'm tracking it day by day, dayby day.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I'm tracking it.
Then when that doorbell ringsand that parcel is at my front
door, I run like a littleschoolgirl to unwrap it.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
How about when you miss it and the card comes?
How does that make you feel I'mfucking livid?
Yeah?
I've got to rampage down to thepost office and go where is my
package and then it has an yeah,sometimes you go down before
it's even there, don't you?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
now always make sure I go 5 pm oh, that's true, okay,
she's smart.
I'm smart, you need to.
I'm not driving there unless Iknow it's there dopamine.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Hit after dopamine, hit after dopamine.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Then I unwrap it all and that then I do the try on
yeah then it sits in my wardrobefor five months and it's
possible that sometimes it's ityeah so sometimes I'll I will be
like, oh yeah, I love that oneand then this other one.
I'll be like, why the fuck didI buy that?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
never gonna wear it.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
That was just a moment and it goes in a selbo's
bag sometimes the tag on.
Put it in the selbo's bag swearto god, my sister gets so
excited when I do a throwout daybecause she'll be like this
still has a tag on it, bonus.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Ding ding Oi.
So your sister, oh mate, goodon you, good on you Cam.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Oh, she lives for it.
She goes through that bag likeit's Santa Christmas morning.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Absolutely she should .
They could be new items thatyou got for 20 bucks Bargains or
or more.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Let's be honest might be five pairs of the same jeans
in that bag if you really likethose jeans, crystal has a pair
for you I know when peoplemessage me and go hey, I like
those jeans.
I'm like what size are you?
Because I've probably got fivepairs of them.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Do you want to buy a pair from me, because I'm
probably not going to wear themoh my god, I didn't realize how,
how far you go, but I, I butI'm intrigued by it and I kind
of love it.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Don't tell Davin, I think he knows.
No, he lives with me, he knows.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
He knows, I've just gutted my whole wardrobe Mine's
in the office.
I got sick of looking at it andthe whole thing is in my office
.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I'm starting again.
I'm starting again.
Are you doing a shop?
Can I watch?
I might get excited.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I think you will.
I think it'll be a dopamine hityou, right that sounded so
dirty Like.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Can I watch you and your partner?
Can I watch you online, chap?
Can you, Chap?
I want to watch you.
Add to cart.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Ding.
Your order is on your way.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Wait, that just excited me a little bit, did it?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yeah Ding, oh goes cha-ching.
It's done.
I have to turn it on silent.
When I do that, though, becauseCraig's like oh, on Amazon.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Okay, here's another thing.
Right, I've just figured outAmazon.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah, or have you not ?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
No, I did not shop on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
You need to experience the joy, guys.
Amazon, amazon, right, it'saddictive.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
It comes the next.
That's even more exciting Up totwo days delivery.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Do you want to see my Amazon recent hoarder?
Let's do it, yeah, please.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I'm going to bring this up right.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Honestly, I love shopping Amazon in general.
Look, it's in my All right,here we go Wait wait, this is
actually a bit embarrassing.
Oh my God, give me the phone,it's all work related, is it?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yes, it's all work related, but I got so excited.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Fuck me, it keeps going.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I've been getting a parcel every day.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Dear God, you have chairs in there.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Yeah, oh my God, I've got something every day rocking
up.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, but that's don't even mean it's just going
to keep on.
It's just like pliers, tissuesor ultra slim paper towel.
Yeah, it's been.
12-piece styling clip hair.
Ooh, sewing scissors,three-piece sewing scissor
clippers.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
I have been going nuts, Love it.
I don't know if I'm savinganything but just the thrill of
like buying and it rocking upthe next day.
I'm like this is so exciting,Amazon's good like that.
I also bought my tiny glassesfor $6.
Each, Was it each?
No, I think it was for six.
A dollar each.
Are you sure, Crystal, maybenot.
You know what I'm tellingmyself.
(29:46):
I was like I made a saving,yeah like I saved myself so much
money.
It might have been $6 eachactually.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I think maybe they were $6 each.
Anyways, that's Crystal'sconfession.
This, anyways, that's Crystal'sconfession.
This was half a confessionepisode.
I believe We've just had ashopping addiction.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Well, you confess that you like to read sexy
novels and then have a rampage.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I absolutely do.
One day when I'll tell you offair the confession you will not
even believe.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
From you yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Why off air.
Well, you'll want to unpack it.
Okay, trust me.
And it involves my recentbirthday cake.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
with it.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Let me tell you this I just went to the gutter, you
should be in the gutter.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Let's just say this there was orange and pink icing.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
In places there shouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I felt like in places there should be what so I'm
getting the worst visual rightnow.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Why the worst visual?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
because I'm picturing all sorts I hope you are,
because there was all sortshappening.
This is probably in 15 years.
Okay, me and Craig have beentogether 20 years, but in 15
years I don't reckon I've hadthis sort of good time whoa and
I mean it's all thanks to mybirthday cake.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Wow, we are unpacking this on the next episode.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I swear to god anyway , I hope you enjoyed this one.
Today, guys, it was just me andCrystal unpacking life,
unpacking how we're feelingright now, and that she's got a
major fucking shopping addiction.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Please don't judge.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
There's never any judgment here, but you know what
?
There is A lot of truth.
You're not full of shit.
You're not like saying youdon't do it, no.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Exactly, it's better than having a coke addiction.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Or alcohol or anything else.
She could have chosen anythingelse.
This is how she's medicatingright now.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I'm not saying it's healthy either.
No.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
That's like me.
Humour fixes everything.
I'm like I'll just mask it withfucking a laugh and that's not
healthy, but it works.
It gets you through.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Gets you through the day, oh, and just leaving you
guys with like a little bit of aquick little.
Me and Rose have been talkingabout some really exciting
things that we have planned forthis year.
And we're going to startunpacking it and hopefully bring
something to you guys reallysoon.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yes, I think a little get together situation might be
on the cards.
I just hope Tequila Rose comesout.
I do.
Tequila Rose is a really goodtime.
I tell you that she is, shedoesn't need a lot of tequila.
She needs good quality tequila.
But she's there.
Actually, I would love to bringout my own tequila brand.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Oh my God Wait, didn't Kendall Jenner do that?
Yeah, was it tequila or vodka.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
I don't know.
It's in the shape of an eightLike.
It's a funny looking bottle.
One of the two, mine, would beway more fun.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yours would be so fun .
Yours would be so fun, exceptyou know, I'm not a select Like
you could do some sort of likeno, that's champagne, but I'm
thinking like it pops and makeslike a noise like your sound.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
My sound.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Like a sound, no, like Hi-ya.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
I'm ready to party Ninja kick.
Who knows?
I know, and not everyone's seenmy ninja kick.
It's a special.
We need to film it.
It's a special one.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
We need to film it.
The ninja kick is amazing.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
My ninja kick.
It's like an excitement, isn'tit?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
When Rose is really excited or she's ready to fight
someone.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah, I'm like defensive.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
The ninja kick comes out and it is literally the
cutest yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
And then I told Crystal the other day it's
because I used to be a blue tip,a blue belt black tip in
taekwondo.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
And she was like like where are you?
And she literally did this itchknee sanshi go look I did.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Is that wait was that good?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
no, that's japanese in japanese, but they made me do
it when I did karate, yeah, butI don't know what kind of itch
knee.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I'm pretty sure it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I do, kata oh I'm pretty sure mine wasn't in
japanese.
Do you want to hear why I gaveup karate?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah, you do, guys, you do.
You want to hear this.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
So we were in like this massive gymnasium right
Massive and you're on thesewooden floors and they're making
us do some sort of weird thingon the floor.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Carter probably.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Don't know, I farted so loud it echoed literally
through the floorboards.
Everybody could feel it.
They all turned around to lookat me.
I was mortified, never wentback, gave up karate because of
that fart.
It literally echoed through thefloor.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
It ruined you.
You were sitting on it.
Were you sitting down?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
It was so loud.
Yeah, I was on a mat orsomething, I think, I don't know
, but it went through the wholefloor.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
What did you do?
Did you sit there?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
I think I looked at the floor.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
You were like who did that?
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I was like mum was like what's wrong.
Why don't you want to go backto?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
karate.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
I was like it's just not for me.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
It doesn't agree with my stomach.
All right, babies, let's wrapit up and we will see you next
week for another episode ofBearing it All with Rose and
Crystal.
Until then, take care ofyourselves and take care of each
other.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Bye-bye.
Welcome back to Bearing it All with Rose and
Crystal.
Now, today we're just Bearingit All the weekly download,
what's been happening with life?
I mean, at the end of the day,we cover a lot of serious topics
, but we're just like reallygood mates as well, so we don't
mind.
Just like sharing a bit of ourlives, like what we're doing,
like keeping up with theKardashian style and you nosy
(00:21):
bitches like to know what we'redoing, so we thought we would
let you guys know, and fill youin pretty much.
We're just going to be chattingwith each other, so, yeah,
what's been happening with you?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
um well, about to have a nervous breakdown?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
actually no maybe or actually, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
It's on the verge um, it's on the verge, like that
fucking old, rusty uh washingmachine.
Um, that's what my life isright now.
It's that washing machine.
That's what my life is rightnow.
It's that washing machine onthe verge.
It's not really working anymoreand it's been kicked to the
curb.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yep, okay, all right, let's go there.
What's happened?
What's been happening?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I am just exhausted, so transitioned from Subiaco
Salon to Inglewood, thought thatI was magical and could do a
fit out in three weeks.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
You did though.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I did do it, but there's still some bits that are
clanging and banging andhappening.
Had a few disputes with a fewtradies and they thought I was
sweet and innocent and I waslike, if that's not done, you're
going to get kung fu'd.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
My kung fu kick.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I know I was legit going to pound some.
No, that's violence, I wasn'tgoing to.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
But you felt like you would, I could, yeah, but
trainees yeah, you had adeadline, I had a deadline.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
And literally we moved in on the Thursday and
shit was still getting done onthe Friday and I was like I'm
going to twist your face offyour head, yeah, and through the
night as well.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I don't blame you, we were there all the time,
exhausted.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Some shit went down, lighting got installed.
That was incorrect.
Yeah, it didn't light up.
Now it's getting reinstalled.
And it's just.
I had booked a photo shoot, hadto cancel it, like it's just
been.
It's been a lot.
Hey, it's been a lot plusjuggling mum life and everything
else in between.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, but that's sometimes.
It doesn't all like.
It's not all balanced, is it?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
no, and that's where I'm gonna say what you see on
Instagram is not always realityyeah, oh my god, that's my life.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
That's what I mean.
Like you see, 15 seconds.
Oh my god.
I'm opening a new salon, mybusiness is booming and, yeah,
that may all be true, but alsoshit goes down behind scenes
Like there's a lot of hard workthat goes on.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
So much cost factor that goes on and everything was
like.
This is the quote, by the wayday, of we're adding two grand
to it.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Sorry, Business is not cheap.
Small business exactly.
It's not easy.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
No, no, but it is just.
I'm just riding the wave rightnow.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, I love that you're just taking it as it
comes.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I'm living off Red Bull.
Oh my gosh, she's got two.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Red Bulls.
I've got a headache.
I've drunk half a can ASMR.
I love ASMR and I just hearthat not everybody does Well off
topic right now, but do youever watch food videos?
Yep.
And they're like they getmillions and millions of views
swear to god, we need to do ityeah, but I mean, why are these
(03:09):
people making money and we'renot?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
they're off the most simple things.
Yeah, they're just eating.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Like there is some girl, I'm sorry, I'm in like
infatuated with her this is whythey're making, this is why
they're rolling in it in theYouTube life.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
She gets like this massive bowl.
She's got some sort of likemixed chilli thing going on with
like seafood prawns, someveggies.
She dips it into this likechilli sauce and then she's like
but it's crunchy and she slurpsit.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
It's slurpy, oh my God.
I'm so sorry if you don't likefood noises, but I am obsessed
with ASMR.
I find it so relaxing.
I actually think I could do it.
What about the crunchy?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
ones People eating yeah.
I don't find it as you find theslopey ones better.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Slopey ones better.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It makes my mouth water.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I love when people are opening packages and
scrunching paper up.
They're like I just got this,I'm just going to open it.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
There is a girl who eats eggs and it makes me sick.
She literally eats like a wholeplate of boiled eggs.
It looks like 50 eggs and sheeats the whole lot.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But I think it's because it's so weird, it's
intriguing, but she swallowsthis thing almost whole.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Well, she's very talented then.
I'm just thinking about theeggs in her belly.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh no, that's gross Like.
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
No, totally off topic , but anyways, it doesn't matter
what's been going on with you.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I'm exhausted.
I'm really tired physically,mentally and emotionally.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
She's been working hard for the money All the
things, and that's why guys arelooking.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I'm just looking for that easy way out.
Mate, if I have to sell a foot,pick I will.
What is it?
What do I have to do?
Do I have to?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
swear.
I mean listen here.
Only fans is.
People are making some hugedollars.
I know Way easier than, likeyou did, find that white lady
who sits on cakes from living.
She literally sits on cakes.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Look, give me a belt, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Let me sit on a red velvet cake.
Whatever, I'll buy whatevercake you want and I'll sit on it
for you.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Do you see what I mean?
Like options are endless.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I agree, obviously there's something for everyone.
Anyway, they're making moremoney than me, I can't deny it.
But yeah, no, I'm exhausted.
I am as much as I'm laughingabout it.
I'm not unhappy, I'm justmentally, physically and
emotionally exhausted.
I'm touched out and I thinkI've been burnt out since
December.
You knew this.
Yeah, went away to Bali inJanuary for three weeks.
(05:39):
It was actually thank God, itwas divine.
But you do come back and it'slike it hits you in the face.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Hey, well, I feel like, yeah, you get almost like
rumble and tumbled because youjust you got used to you're so
relaxed and you went for threeweeks long time like I was
begging you to come home.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, I was like I'm never coming home.
That's how good I felt, well,not when your laundry's getting
done, your cleaning's gettingdone I do get homesick though
well, I had everyone there, Ididn't need it I didn't get
homesick, except for the dogyeah um, but yeah, I was trying
to explain this to someone theother day.
Is that burnout?
so I was burnt out I am, no, youare burnt I am burnt out and
(06:18):
people go oh, you know, go getsome rest.
You need some rest.
Burnout is not a sleep.
Burnout is not going to bedearly for a couple of nights and
then you don't feel burnt outno, it's like it's months of
recharging I think it's alsolearning from your mistakes.
Like I need to change my habitsor else I'm going to continue
(06:38):
to do the same shit but this isour own fault because we don't
have boundaries no we don't.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
we have no boundaries , zero boundaries, that's true.
So this is what happens, right?
Everybody's taken a bit of ourpie and they're just having a
nibble, and we just keep givingand giving, and giving and
giving, and I just want thewhole slice.
I just want a slice of my pieand I go to get it and there's
just some crumbs Exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
We need our pie.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Stop letting people.
We're tired of our pie.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
That's right, Guys, if you're listening, this is
takeaway from this Like put someboundaries in, Stop eating
people, please.
It's hard guys.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Do you know what, though, Like?
We're not even taking our ownadvice.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
No, we're never taking our own advice, still not
.
We probably should have shutthat door, hey, because probably
everyone can hear us in thestudio, that's fine, if only
they could hear that lastepisode.
Oh, no, yeah we did aConfessions episode last episode
, just before this.
It was good.
Oh, who's reading?
I'm reading some spicy books.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I'm not reading anything.
You're not really a reader, areyou?
No, I'm not a reader.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
No, but I have stopped watching Netflix and
I've started reading sexy, hot,spicy novels.
And, mate, if you need, youneed a little bit of spice.
You need to reactivate yourbloody yawning your clit.
Get a little tingling again,get a pulsating.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Flick your rocks.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, flick the bean.
You need to start reading thesespicy novels.
And they've got on TikTok.
There's like a book talk andthen people review the books for
you and they even give it likea chilli rating and you can get
different spice levels.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Where have you been all my life?
My sister's into books.
Actually, you and her shouldstart a book club.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh, I love books but I haven't read.
I haven't had the fucking time.
But I've been like, no, you'rereading TV, you're reading TV,
you're watching TV and fallingasleep in front of it.
If you've got an hour for TV,you've got an hour for a book.
So I've started changing thathabit.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Probably better for your brain too.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
And it's been getting me off the phone at night so
that I can change my habits andstop being burnt out.
So I read for an hour or three.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
An hour or three.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh my God.
No, If it's in a spicy spot,I'm not moving.
I'm not moving as he gets heron the wall and he just slams.
And they go into detail in abook, it's not like on TV.
They can't tell you.
I think I'm reading the wrongbooks.
You are reading the wrong books.
I don't know what you'rereading Are you reading a cook?
It didn't I love fucking boringself-help books.
(09:02):
You know what Self-help books?
This is the book that's helpedme the most.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
What's that guy, tony Robbins?
No, the guy who writes thebooks about money.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Clearly I'm not reading them Because I'm about
to fucking start an OnlyFans andsit on a cake.
What is it?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
called.
Oh my God, I can't even think,but he's released all different.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
The Barefoot Investor .
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, Barefoot, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
He's good, he is good .
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I've read them, but they're not like turning me on
at night.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Nah.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
They're not doing anything for my bean.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Oh, this is doing something for my bean.
Well, I binge watched SellingOC in one night, that's a lot,
yeah, but at least you got it in.
I think they're only 30.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Which one?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
The new season, and it's only eight episodes, so I
just like sat on the couchwatched it.
Then, when it was done, I waslike it's finished.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
What am I going to do with my life?
Exactly that's how I feel aboutwhen I finish this book.
I'm going to be upset.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Maybe I need to get a book.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, well, let's go to the next spicy level.
So I'm on, I wing Iron Flameand then the next book, the Bish
.
If you're listening, writer,whoever you're writing can't
remember who's writing it.
Sorry, rebecca Yaroslavsomething.
She's not released the next oneuntil November.
(10:13):
So I'm going to be praying andthinking about my Dragon Rider
for quite some time before I getto read what happens next.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Is this book a new book or you've just found it?
I can't tell you.
Is this book a new book oryou've just found it?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I can't tell you.
I couldn't tell you, I'm notthat.
Where did you find?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
it.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I came up.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Like did you come across it on TikTok and then you
were like I need to read thisbook.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
A friend of mine, ash , if you're listening, she has
read 30 books.
I think she loves her books.
I think she's read 30 booksthis year, if not more in the
month.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I think you're smart if you can read.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Is that saying you're not smart?
You're pretty smart.
I'm dyslexic.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I'm like hubbubla-shubbubla.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
You're like, I'm fandangling.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I read like two sentences and I'm like I've
forgotten what I read.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I'm like that.
But because I like I'minterested in the book, then
I'll keep reading it, then youcan keep reading it.
Bye, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
You've got to keep me focused Online shopping, though
I'll scroll for days.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Oh, love them.
You're addicted, you've got aproblem.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I've got a full-blown problem.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Okay, when she's sad like she's shopping.
If I've rung her how long ago,a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
If I'm in a shopping centre.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I rung her, she's like sounds like a sad panda,
like she's been caught in therain.
I was like what is wrong?
And she's like I'm just feelingreally sad.
So I have to go out and have ashopping day.
She'll spend money if she's sad.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, and then it sits on my wardrobe floor with
the tags on for like five months.
Do you get the guilt?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
sometimes when you come home Like you're like I've
spent a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Sometimes, sometimes you're like I feel so good.
Sometimes I feel fulfilled.
I'm like pair of jeans.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
you filled that hole in me today, like, instead of
dealing with it and going totherapy, I'm going to buy some
jeans.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
And then Davin's like you know that pile of clothes,
can you put it away?
And then, as I'm putting itaway, I'm like, oh, that's new,
that one.
I think I bought that about sixmonths ago.
Don't even want to see my shoestack.
Novo had a sale, won't lie.
I think I bought about 50 pairs.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
You did not, I did 50?
.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
They rocked up in a carton.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Fuck man, how depressed were you that day.
I got excited.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
They were $20.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Mate, this is another .
Speaker 2 (12:23):
They were $20 and they had my size and that's rare
Size 9, $20 shoes.
Bought the whole lot.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I don't even know if I'm going to wear them all.
I don't even know if I can dothe maths.
I'm so stupid I can't, really.
I'm not mathematics.
It was cheap $20, but youbrought 50 pairs.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Maybe exaggerating, but it was a full carton that
got delivered you got excited.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
You kept adding to cart and then you saw the final
price.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
You're like that's not that bad for 50 pairs.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I was like I have to pay it, oh, dear God.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Afterpay.
You should sponsor me, man.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
What Novo?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Afterpay.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
You've kept them a lot Because.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I'm just like that's my secret.
I just afterpay everything.
But, then weekly my afterpayamount comes out.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I'm like oh, you're like, I just brought one big
thing.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
How is that amount, that amount?
And then I look at my breakdownI'm like, oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
We've got to deal with your emotions a different
way sometimes.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Probably need to see a therapist.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, I do too.
I do see one.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
But people no, like things.
Make people happy, Likedifferent things make people
happy.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Well, at least yours is a shopping addiction and not
like Cocaine.
Well, I love that.
That's what came to your mindstraight away.
It's shoes and not coke.
That's right, that's true.
That's true.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Could be worse, could be alcohol, could be, could be
a million of different things.
Right, that's fine.
Yeah, I'm glad that it'sshopping, because at least I
look nice.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I only wish that the stupid wish had the same size
foot as me.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
You could squeeze.
You're almost there.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
No, I'm a 10.
I'm 100%.
Some of them though.
I border more the 10, 11 than Ido the 9, 10.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
So just start buying 10s.
I don't mind if my shoe's big.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
That's fine.
Then that's fine.
Then you say they were roses,we can make this work, we can
make this work, but yeah, whatelse have we been doing?
I think I'm coming to the endof the hard time.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
You've been bloody smashing styling jobs like here,
there and everywhere.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
We're coming up to the end of, like, my job, so I
hand over on Monday.
So I'm so relieved and I alsothink I'm going to hit a brick
wall after I'm scared that Igive them up.
I'm done.
What do I do with my life?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I'm sure you're like me.
You just find something else.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I know, but that's not a good thing, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
It's bad Like this is how we get burnt out all the
time.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah, things have to change.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
But we also live off adrenaline.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I know this is bad.
Actually, my therapist put itaway a certain way.
He was like you'rehyper-focused on it, so you get
so excited, you're so into itEverything revolves around that
and then when you stop doing it,you crash.
And that's the same even withmy food.
So today I was meaning to tellyou this.
Today I've been eating properly.
(14:54):
So like I had breakfast, I'vehad a snack, I've had lunch, I
physically had to force lunch in.
It made me feel sick because Iwas so full.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I pushed it in.
I'm like not overeating,nothing like that, but like I
had an alarm going.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Well, look, it's better than what we normally do.
What do we do?
We don't eat the entire day,and then at night time we're
like cookie monster.
Yeah, getting it all in.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
That's exactly right.
I'm like I look at Craig andI'm like I will kill you if you
do not give me some sugar rightnow.
Yeah, and then he's looking atme like he'll throw anything at
me.
He'll be like have it.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Get away from me.
Here's a packet of chips Getaway Like throw food at her.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
No, but I've been eating.
That's good.
So today I've eaten and that'smy goal to continue to remember
to eat, because when I'mhyper-focused or when I'm doing
something I really, really loveon the computer it's not that I
don't know that I'm hungry Iforget to eat.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
And you don't eat or drink.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Don't eat or drink, and then I crash.
So when I'm finished and that'show the therapist kind of put
it he was like your body thenkicks in and goes.
You are actually crashingbecause you're actually starving
, but your brain had taken overand was like oh my god, but
you're so excited, so keep doingthat.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
So I've been eating today and I haven't reached for
any sugar well, that's good,because sugar is like something
that while I'm drinking two redbulls over here yeah, that's
right, because you probablyfucking did the same thing as I
haven't eaten all day, guys, ifyou haven't eaten all day.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
That's the issue.
That's why also we binge, andalso pt rose is coming back in.
It's also why we reach forsugar, because simple sugars our
body goes just get a lolly, getsome chocolate.
Because energy straight, butit's quick energy so it goes
straight into the bloodstreamreally quickly and gives us a
boost of energy but also crashesfast.
So we're not going for sugarbecause we're addicted to it.
(16:40):
We go to for sugar because wehaven't eaten enough during the
day, so we're hungry and it'slike help me, I need to fuel.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I'm like there we had a client in the salon yesterday
that actually brought like allher little lunch containers and
I was so like that's impressedintrigued because one I'm also
very lazy I would not fucking dothat.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I'm sorry, love that she's doing it but, I can't
imagine myself doing that.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Well, I can't imagine .
It's almost like you know, whenyou take your little kid out
and you've got a packed lunch.
It's the same sort of scenario.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Also.
Then I get FOMO, Like if I seesomeone else eating something
delicious and I've got like tunaand rice.
I'm not going to deal with that.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
She's doing a body comp, and that's why.
But I was very intrigued by hersnack boxes.
I was like oh, what's?
In that one, and what's in thatone?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
No, if she's doing a body comp.
She's going to have to be onpoint Eating exactly when she
needs to eat.
I can't go down that road again, man.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Well, yeah, she said it was hard.
She has like two cubes of darkchocolate and I was like vomit.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
No, I can't do it To me like that disordered eating
in my past.
It just fucks with my head.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I can't do it, but I'm proud of you because it
takes a lot to remember to eat.
I had an alarm.
It was going off.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
It was like meep, meep, meep, meep.
And also I've got Craig.
When Craig's off, he literallytakes care of me like a baby,
brings you lunch, yep, cooks meeggs in the morning because I
won't eat I won't look aftermyself and for some reason like
that's how I feel loved.
So he's realized like Igenuinely feel so loved when he
makes me eggs in the morning andhe's like here's a fucking
(18:10):
water bottle, don't you dare notdrink that?
Or he's like it's lunchtime,I'm gonna heat your lunch up and
I'm like thank you, baby.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
So I'm scared for when he goes now well, rosa's
gonna have to make herself achecklist, so eat breakfast pick
.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah, but who's?
Oh, I'm gonna keep yourselfaccountable.
I don't know if I can do it.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I'll remind you.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Craig is going and doing two and one, so he's gonna
be working two weeks on and oneweek off.
So I'm going back to full blownfifo life with the four kids,
like that is gonna be hard.
I'm scared, I'm genuine.
You know I have been yeah, youhave.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
You've been like holding my breath.
I was gonna say resenting thisweek.
Now, what is the word?
No, what's the word when you'relike not looking forward to
something?
You know, I don't know either.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I don't know, but you're like not looking forward
to something you know?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I don't know either.
I don't know, but you've notbeen looking forward to this
coming.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
It's almost like yeah , I've had my.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
You're like pretending that it's not going
to come.
Yeah, but it's a week away now.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
A week before he leaves for two weeks on, one
week off.
And we've done this in the past, we've done FIFO Life before,
but I only I was younger,everything was so different and
I just I know I obviously willkeep the kids alive and I'll
keep myself alive.
Just I just feel like it's moreload on me.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
But also, you need to lean on your family, because I
know what you're like and you'rejust like I'll just do it all.
Just lean on your family.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I'm going to have to.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I have to Well, you need to.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Because I don't think I can do this all by myself.
I don't think people eitherhave realized how much more
responsibility that's going tobe on me.
Everyone's been going.
Oh congratulations, craig.
This is amazing.
And then my brother even saidand rubbed it right in my
brother goes to me to craig.
Oh my god, craig, this is gonnabe a break for you.
You're gonna be able to go tobed every night in your own bed,
(19:57):
on your own what about you?
they don't get, but that's.
That's what's been hurting me,chris, like I've been going, has
anyone thought about you me, athome doing all the driving for
four kids?
Yeah, I have to hand it tosingle mums yeah but I have to
do so.
Maybe that week that he's backis when you need to be like hey,
for two days I'm gonna do myown thing yeah, and also the
(20:19):
first thing someone said is oh,you know, when he comes back for
his week off, that's his resttime.
I went, of course I'm not gonnathrow the kids at him the first
day they come off.
I know how tired they are.
I would never do that.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I've never done that before but also he's probably
getting a solid sleep at nightand you're not.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I've never get.
Oh, I, I felt it was reallyinsensitive to have someone say
that to me and go.
Oh you know, when he comes off,you can't expect just to throw
the kids at him.
And I'm like one, you know meand I would never do that.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I think Craig's hands on anyways, Like he's going to
miss them so much that when hegets home he's going to want to
be with them anyways yeah, andhe would never.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
He would take his day his first day.
He will need like a proper rest, especially coming off night
shift, but he's not the sort ofperson that's not going to be.
Like, bro, I don't want to doanything for a full week.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Don't talk to me.
He's not going to be like that,no way.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I'm sure there's men out there that are like that but
, craig is not one of them andI'm not one of those people
that's gonna not allow him tohave time to rest.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
And I just thought you Just feel like it's going to
take you a few swings to getinto the swing of it.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Well, exactly, I'm scared, but I am scared, you'll
be fine, it's going to be hardbut, you're going to do it.
Yeah, I mean I've got a lot ofthings, we've got like a lot of
goals, well, so many goals tosmash, I know so Well.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
So many goals to smash, I know so.
You've got to work, and that'sthe issue too.
It's not like you're going tobe a stay-at-home mum.
That's the issue, me and youhave got those brains where you
don't stop.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
That's exactly right.
Well, even when I was astay-at-home mum, you were still
doing other things.
And even being a stay-at-homemum, I can't do it.
I don't know how stay-at-homemums do it.
It is fucking hard to be athome.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I feel like the more the kids at home, the more mess
they make they do Get out of thehouse.
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Guys, yeah, like tip my hat.
I've always worked, but then Itook that year between Tater
where I thought, fuck it, I'mgoing to be a stay-at-home mum.
I fucking hated it.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, it's hard.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
You've got to play with them all the time.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I remember when I had Levi and people were like, hey,
can we come visit you with thebaby?
And I'd be like, oh, so is amat carrying up shopping centre.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
You would just go out .
Every day I went out somewhere.
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
And just smashed the credit card.
Davin was like can you juststay home for one day?
I love shopping.
I need the socks and the hatand the bibi to match, and then
you're like there was onlylay-by back, then you could only
lay-by.
There was no afterpay either.
There was no afterpay.
Think about that guys, therewas no afterpay, no zip pay.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Oh, there was nothing , you had to put it on my credit
card.
Oh Jesus Kristen, I was in debt.
I can't believe you had 50pairs of shoes arrive to your
door.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Might have been a slight exaggeration, but I will
show you.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
There's.
Probably when you said theycome in a carton, there's stacks
.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
There's stacks in my wardrobe right.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I want you to snap me .
When you first walk in thewardrobe, then, just like along
the bottom of all, there's juststacks of boxes.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
How did Dav not notice?
Me no he was a bit annoyed.
He was like you're not evengoing to wear any of these shoes
.
I was like, yes, I will.
What?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
are you talking about ?
You're like I've got so manythings on yeah, and some of them
are really ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
One looks like a fucking pretzel and it was pink.
I'm like I need this in my life.
It's $20.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
$20 is $20.
Yeah, you're like 20 marks.
It's girl math.
You've saved hundreds ofdollars.
I'm like one day these aregoing to come in fashion Crystal
.
You need to send me a photo ofthese tonight.
But also girl math, exactly Ifthey were down from $100.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
They were once $120.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
That's right, you've saved money.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I saved $100.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
You could have got say you actually got five pairs
of shoes out of that.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
This is what I do.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah, that's how you warrant it, that's how you.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
That's right.
Like if I find my favouritestjeans on sale, I'm buying five
pairs In every colour, just thesame colour.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Oh, you will not.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah, you know those Jacoba ones that are like a bit
wide with the rip.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, I love those.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I've got five pairs.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Fuck off, you do no wonder.
You can wear them all the time.
I've got five pairs.
I thought I was just going todo the wash.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Get a bit stretched.
Get my new ones out.
I'll get the hell out.
I bought them in a few sizes.
Somebody take me to rehab.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
This is serious.
Okay, we've admitted it outloud Fuck my life.
Well we are burying it all wedon't talk shit.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I have not not said it Like I have a problem, you do
.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
You do, but I think it's been on the.
It's been getting mad.
It's maybe gotten worse.
I think with the opening of thesalon, there's been a lot of
stress there and you've beenneeded to decompress and you're
online and that's just for you.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
That's just time for you but this is how I do it,
guys.
I'm just going to share mysecrets with you, okay, so I go
on to my favorite shoppingwebsites, right?
Feel the cart I feel the cart,then I go back in and then I'm
like remove a few items, fill itagain.
I do that as well, remove a fewitems, fill it again.
I feel like it's refreshed.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Then I get to a point of like I'm really happy with
these.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I'll just wait a little more, in case they go on
sale.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Sometimes the cart gets empty, then I get really
pissed off.
Because I'm like I've justspent a whole few weeks getting
this cart ready to go.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I wish the cart could save yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Sometimes it saves, Sometimes it's just like you
haven't bought this bitch inthree weeks, so see ya.
Then I get really mad, rightAbout to put in a customer
complaint Where's my cart?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Then the thrill when I'm entering my credit card
details, I'm like, oh, you'resick, right, sick, right, you're
sick.
Then, when I get that email,the order is on its way.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm tracking it.
There are so many document hits.
I'm tracking it day by day, dayby day.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I'm tracking it.
Then when that doorbell ringsand that parcel is at my front
door, I run like a littleschoolgirl to unwrap it.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
How about when you miss it and the card comes?
How does that make you feel I'mfucking livid?
Yeah?
I've got to rampage down to thepost office and go where is my
package and then it has an yeah,sometimes you go down before
it's even there, don't you?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
now always make sure I go 5 pm oh, that's true, okay,
she's smart.
I'm smart, you need to.
I'm not driving there unless Iknow it's there dopamine.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Hit after dopamine, hit after dopamine.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Then I unwrap it all and that then I do the try on
yeah then it sits in my wardrobefor five months and it's
possible that sometimes it's ityeah so sometimes I'll I will be
like, oh yeah, I love that oneand then this other one.
I'll be like, why the fuck didI buy that?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
never gonna wear it.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
That was just a moment and it goes in a selbo's
bag sometimes the tag on.
Put it in the selbo's bag swearto god, my sister gets so
excited when I do a throwout daybecause she'll be like this
still has a tag on it, bonus.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Ding ding Oi.
So your sister, oh mate, goodon you, good on you Cam.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Oh, she lives for it.
She goes through that bag likeit's Santa Christmas morning.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Absolutely she should .
They could be new items thatyou got for 20 bucks Bargains or
or more.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Let's be honest might be five pairs of the same jeans
in that bag if you really likethose jeans, crystal has a pair
for you I know when peoplemessage me and go hey, I like
those jeans.
I'm like what size are you?
Because I've probably got fivepairs of them.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Do you want to buy a pair from me, because I'm
probably not going to wear themoh my god, I didn't realize how,
how far you go, but I, I butI'm intrigued by it and I kind
of love it.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Don't tell Davin, I think he knows.
No, he lives with me, he knows.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
He knows, I've just gutted my whole wardrobe Mine's
in the office.
I got sick of looking at it andthe whole thing is in my office
.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I'm starting again.
I'm starting again.
Are you doing a shop?
Can I watch?
I might get excited.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I think you will.
I think it'll be a dopamine hityou, right that sounded so
dirty Like.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Can I watch you and your partner?
Can I watch you online, chap?
Can you, Chap?
I want to watch you.
Add to cart.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Ding.
Your order is on your way.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Wait, that just excited me a little bit, did it?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yeah Ding, oh goes cha-ching.
It's done.
I have to turn it on silent.
When I do that, though, becauseCraig's like oh, on Amazon.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Okay, here's another thing.
Right, I've just figured outAmazon.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah, or have you not ?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
No, I did not shop on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
You need to experience the joy, guys.
Amazon, amazon, right, it'saddictive.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
It comes the next.
That's even more exciting Up totwo days delivery.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Do you want to see my Amazon recent hoarder?
Let's do it, yeah, please.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I'm going to bring this up right.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Honestly, I love shopping Amazon in general.
Look, it's in my All right,here we go Wait wait, this is
actually a bit embarrassing.
Oh my God, give me the phone,it's all work related, is it?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yes, it's all work related, but I got so excited.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Fuck me, it keeps going.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I've been getting a parcel every day.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Dear God, you have chairs in there.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Yeah, oh my God, I've got something every day rocking
up.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, but that's don't even mean it's just going
to keep on.
It's just like pliers, tissuesor ultra slim paper towel.
Yeah, it's been.
12-piece styling clip hair.
Ooh, sewing scissors,three-piece sewing scissor
clippers.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
I have been going nuts, Love it.
I don't know if I'm savinganything but just the thrill of
like buying and it rocking upthe next day.
I'm like this is so exciting,Amazon's good like that.
I also bought my tiny glassesfor $6.
Each, Was it each?
No, I think it was for six.
A dollar each.
Are you sure, Crystal, maybenot.
You know what I'm tellingmyself.
(29:46):
I was like I made a saving,yeah like I saved myself so much
money.
It might have been $6 eachactually.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I think maybe they were $6 each.
Anyways, that's Crystal'sconfession.
This, anyways, that's Crystal'sconfession.
This was half a confessionepisode.
I believe We've just had ashopping addiction.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Well, you confess that you like to read sexy
novels and then have a rampage.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I absolutely do.
One day when I'll tell you offair the confession you will not
even believe.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
From you yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Why off air.
Well, you'll want to unpack it.
Okay, trust me.
And it involves my recentbirthday cake.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
with it.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Let me tell you this I just went to the gutter, you
should be in the gutter.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Let's just say this there was orange and pink icing.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
In places there shouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I felt like in places there should be what so I'm
getting the worst visual rightnow.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Why the worst visual?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
because I'm picturing all sorts I hope you are,
because there was all sortshappening.
This is probably in 15 years.
Okay, me and Craig have beentogether 20 years, but in 15
years I don't reckon I've hadthis sort of good time whoa and
I mean it's all thanks to mybirthday cake.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Wow, we are unpacking this on the next episode.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I swear to god anyway , I hope you enjoyed this one.
Today, guys, it was just me andCrystal unpacking life,
unpacking how we're feelingright now, and that she's got a
major fucking shopping addiction.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Please don't judge.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
There's never any judgment here, but you know what
?
There is A lot of truth.
You're not full of shit.
You're not like saying youdon't do it, no.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Exactly, it's better than having a coke addiction.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Or alcohol or anything else.
She could have chosen anythingelse.
This is how she's medicatingright now.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I'm not saying it's healthy either.
No.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
That's like me.
Humour fixes everything.
I'm like I'll just mask it withfucking a laugh and that's not
healthy, but it works.
It gets you through.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Gets you through the day, oh, and just leaving you
guys with like a little bit of aquick little.
Me and Rose have been talkingabout some really exciting
things that we have planned forthis year.
And we're going to startunpacking it and hopefully bring
something to you guys reallysoon.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yes, I think a little get together situation might be
on the cards.
I just hope Tequila Rose comesout.
I do.
Tequila Rose is a really goodtime.
I tell you that she is, shedoesn't need a lot of tequila.
She needs good quality tequila.
But she's there.
Actually, I would love to bringout my own tequila brand.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Oh my God Wait, didn't Kendall Jenner do that?
Yeah, was it tequila or vodka.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
I don't know.
It's in the shape of an eightLike.
It's a funny looking bottle.
One of the two, mine, would beway more fun.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yours would be so fun .
Yours would be so fun, exceptyou know, I'm not a select Like
you could do some sort of likeno, that's champagne, but I'm
thinking like it pops and makeslike a noise like your sound.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
My sound.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Like a sound, no, like Hi-ya.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
I'm ready to party Ninja kick.
Who knows?
I know, and not everyone's seenmy ninja kick.
It's a special.
We need to film it.
It's a special one.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
We need to film it.
The ninja kick is amazing.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
My ninja kick.
It's like an excitement, isn'tit?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
When Rose is really excited or she's ready to fight
someone.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah, I'm like defensive.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
The ninja kick comes out and it is literally the
cutest yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
And then I told Crystal the other day it's
because I used to be a blue tip,a blue belt black tip in
taekwondo.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
And she was like like where are you?
And she literally did this itchknee sanshi go look I did.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Is that wait was that good?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
no, that's japanese in japanese, but they made me do
it when I did karate, yeah, butI don't know what kind of itch
knee.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I'm pretty sure it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I do, kata oh I'm pretty sure mine wasn't in
japanese.
Do you want to hear why I gaveup karate?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah, you do, guys, you do.
You want to hear this.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
So we were in like this massive gymnasium right
Massive and you're on thesewooden floors and they're making
us do some sort of weird thingon the floor.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Carter probably.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Don't know, I farted so loud it echoed literally
through the floorboards.
Everybody could feel it.
They all turned around to lookat me.
I was mortified, never wentback, gave up karate because of
that fart.
It literally echoed through thefloor.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
It ruined you.
You were sitting on it.
Were you sitting down?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
It was so loud.
Yeah, I was on a mat orsomething, I think, I don't know
, but it went through the wholefloor.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
What did you do?
Did you sit there?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
I think I looked at the floor.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
You were like who did that?
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I was like mum was like what's wrong.
Why don't you want to go backto?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
karate.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
I was like it's just not for me.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
It doesn't agree with my stomach.
All right, babies, let's wrapit up and we will see you next
week for another episode ofBearing it All with Rose and
Crystal.
Until then, take care ofyourselves and take care of each
other.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Bye-bye.
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