Basement Banter

S3E30 - 5/20/2026

1. If somebody handed you $800,000 and said it's because you're ugly, would you accept it?

2. If you had a fursona what animal would it be?

3. You’re in charge of planning 9/11 2 but there’s 21 pilots this time. Which 21 iconic American landmarks would you target?

4. Would you rather fight a hundred 100-year-olds or ten 10-year-olds?

5. If you had to add another sport to the Super Bowl, that they’d have to play at the sam...

1. What’s the scoop?

2. There’s a button. When you press it, $100 million is hidden somewhere in the United States. You have 1 year to find it. If you don’t find it, you die. Once a week, you will be given your exact distance from the money, but not the direction. Do you press the button?

3. Would you rather have the power to double jump, or the power to stop time for 15 seconds per day?

4. If we skipped a day and nobody else noticed, would y...

1. If you were a clock, what time would you be?

2. Would you rather have an ear for a tongue or tongues for ears?

3. Should tree marriage be legalized in the United States?

4. How many squirrels could you take in a fight (they are flying squirrels)?

5. Would you rather have a nose that glows brighter the more tired you are, or ears that play the Wii Shop Channel music whenever you're in a high-stress situation?

6. What’s the worst sound to hear i...

1. Which one of us has the best eyebrows?

2. Would you press a button that gives you $100,000, but you randomly become naked for one minute a month?

3. If you were to make national news, do you think it’s more likely to be for something remarkably good you did, or something horrific?

4. What would you do if a bald eagle took your child?

5. Would you rather get shot in the head, but you fully recover within a year, OR every bathroom you walk into ...

1. If you could meet the guy from a word — like Tom from “tomfoolery” or Luke from “lukewarm” — who would you wanna hang out with?

2. Do you think the tooth fairy would pay for other things?

3. If humans had tails, what do you think pants would be like?

4. Would you press a button that lets you live forever but you look 80 years old?

5. How ethical is it for food delivery drivers to steal a fry?

6. Let’s say, just hypothetically, the moon introduced ...

1. If you were a camp counselor, what would your name be?

2. Would you rather only crab walk to travel, or only do the worm to travel?

3. With only the items you currently have on you, how many hours could you survive in the deep woods?

4. Would you rather trade lives with your pet or with someone else at the table for 24 hours?

5. How many flamingos would make a wedding suspicious?

6. There’s a button that ends world hunger. How much money to NOT pr...

How AJ Taught Me To Be A Man

1. What would you do if there were 20,000 black widows in your room?

2. Would you date someone who claps when the plane lands?

3. Is it better to be a giant among tiny people or a tiny person among giants?

4. Would the Founding Fathers respect you?

5. Is it weirder to shower three times a day or once every three days?

6. If you had to replace all of the teeth in the world with something else, what would it be?

7. Would you rat...

S3E20 - 2/23/2026

1. If your inner monologue had a smell, what would it be—and when did it first start fermenting?

2. If gravity worked emotionally instead of physically, what person, object, or memory would you orbit against your will?

3. What conspiracy theory would you invent about yourself just to make your life feel more cinematic?

4. If your laugh were legally classified as a weapon, what would be the warning label?

5. Which mundane object i...

S3E18 - 2/17/2026

1. Is Epstein’s DNA in the COVID shots?

2. Which President would be the best at Fortnite?

3. Do you think the Sun thinks it’s superior to other stars?

4. If you see a guy in a full tuxedo at a Taco Bell, is he winning or losing at life?

5. You’re peeing in a urinal and you see a $100 bill in the urinal. Are you taking it?

6. If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same — so how many do you have to kill to m...

S3E17 - 2/12/2026

1. How long would you have to be peeing before you’d call 911?

2. What type of puzzle piece would you want to be — edge, middle, or corner?

3. If you rubbed a lamp and a genie came out, but the genie was a cow and your three wishes had to all be milk related, what would you wish for?

4. Would you press a button that gives you unlimited drinks, but you vibrate slightly all the time?

5. What’s the most powerful form of MrBeast?

6. If h...

S3E16 - 1/20/2026

1. Would you rather fight a chicken that can breathe fire (but only a little bit), or a cow that can run at 60mph?

2. If you walked into Walmart and started yelling “THE BRITISH ARE COMING,” how many times do you think you’d have to say it before you got kicked out?

3. Rank these three potato forms: Mashed, Fried, Baked. One has to go forever.

4. Would you rather have teeth that are soft like gummies, or a tongue that is roug...

S3E15 - 1/13/2026

1. What’s the best chip flavor?

2. You are given a brick and immunity from the law. You can throw it through one window. Which window?

3. If you had to replace all of the money in the world with something else, what would it be?

4. Let’s say someone had like 10/10 aura. Then, you saw them eating a banana sideways like a corn on the cob. Where are they at now?

5. Would you rather have a tail or horns?

6. If you had to kill a man for a...

S3E14

1. Do you guys think the government knows about the iPhone low battery sound?

2. If you could legally punch one mascot in the face — I’m talking full wind-up on Mickey Mouse or the Geico Gecko — who deserves it most?

3. How much money would I have to pay you to walk into a stranger's funeral and loudly ask, "Who’s winning?"

4. If you got a pet parrot and it could only say one word, what word?

5. Who is writing the expiration da...

S3E13

1. What’s your boldest prediction for 2026?

2. You get $1 billion, but you have to live inside a bouncy castle for the rest of your life. You can upgrade the castle, but you can never step on solid ground. Do you take the deal?

3. Of the other two people at the table, who would you rather be your vice president pick if you were running for president?

4. Is taking candy from a baby actually easy?

5. If you had to replace all of the hair in th...

S3E11 - 12/2/2025

1. If every US President dead or alive were in their prime, who would be the last man standing in a fight?

2. Would you rather Siri, or like whatever voice assistant, always be really mean to you or always be trying to seduce you?

3. If trees started a podcast, which tree species would have the worst takes and why?

4. Legally speaking, what is stopping me from taking a duck home from the park? Who actually owns the ducks?

5. If y...

1. Who do you think is in the Epstein files?

2. How long do you think you could wear the same pair of pants, without washing them, before someone intervenes?

3. Would you rather have a unibrow that you can’t pluck, and it’s the same thickness as the rest of your eyebrows, OR no eyebrows at all.

4. If your name had to be prefixed by “Lil” or “Big” for the rest of your life, which one and why?

5. Trump walks into the room right now. What’s your fir...

S3E9 - 11/17/2025

1. Would you rather get rid of 70% of men or 30% of women?

2. What do you look for in a guy?

3. Would you give up one of your five senses in exchange for telekinesis, and if so, which sense and why?

4. If you were paid $1,000 per kazoo, what’s the maximum number of kazoos you would play throughout Caden’s funeral?

5. Would you rather have to eat an entire raw onion every day, or have to drink a cup of expired milk every day?

6. How m...

S3E8

1. Would you rather have the power of invisibility or flight?

2. Would you press a button that guarantees you a lifetime of free, perfect Wi-Fi, but in exchange, every bird you see for the rest of your life will lock eyes with you in eye contact in a judgeful way?

3. Would you accept $10 million but for the rest of your life you can only whisper?

4. If humans shed their skin like snakes, would fashion designers start tailoring reusable “s...