Beer Me That Movie

A crashed alien ship. A shape-shifting blob. A town where nothing ever happens… until now.In our latest cinematic fever dream, we’re headed to Tranquil Pines — a sleepy Midwestern town where four high school friends stumble upon a mysterious creature named Morph who can become anything. Rambo? Check. Your crush? Unfortunately, also check.As government agents close in and tempers flare, the boys must confront their own fears, friend...

In Fast Five #31, we’re back to the chaos you know and tolerate — five beers, five movie pitches, and one vote that decides which unhinged idea gets the full Feature Film treatment next week.

Last week, we wrapped up the Muffin trilogy (for now). This week, we’re pitching everything from mystical martial artists to guilty men in chainmail. You’ll hear the five pitches, but only four make it to the vote. The weakest idea gets the axe...

Five years after liberating the clones and torching the country club, Muffin is back—and this time, she’s not unhinged. She’s undercover.When global elites start disappearing and returning as flawlessly sculpted, emotionally vacant versions of themselves, Muffin trades exotic dance therapy for spywork to uncover the truth. Alongside her mentor Donna (still as sultry as ever), Muffin uncovers a clone replacement scheme orchestrated ...

In Fast Five #31, we break the rules and bend the muffin. A brand-new beer inspired by a previous feature film (Muffin on the Backside) just landed on our doorstep — and it’s so damn good we’re throwing out the vote.

Next week’s Feature Film will be a Muffin sequel (inspired by the new Muffin beer from Funktastic Meads & Beer), but you get to decide which unhinged continuation we bring to life. Will it be Harrison's erot...

When pollution poisons the forest and developers bulldoze his home, Bambi doesn’t just mourn—he mutates. With a chain-smoking Thumper, a stitched-on trigger finger, and a hunger for vengeance, this isn’t your childhood deer. It’s nature’s R-rated revenge fantasy, and no one is safe from the wrath of Bambi’s Revenge.

Listener Greg dropped this banger in our Fast Five comments, and thanks to your votes (and some close competition from...

In our 30th Fast Five, the listeners came out SWINGING. We’ve got grannies with grenades, deer with trauma, and a secret knock that opens way more than doors. Join Jon and Harrison as they turn four wild listener-submitted beers (plus one mystery pick from Harrison) into the kind of movie ideas that should absolutely not be greenlit — but we’ll try anyway.

🍺 The Beers & The Madness:

•Bambi’s Revenge (Submitted by Greg) — A g...

What happens when the world’s richest minds run a 5K… and someone spikes the water?

In our 29th Feature Film, Giggle Water, a charity race turns into a mind-melting mockumentary when an anonymous protestor doses the hydration stations with LSD. Suddenly, Silicon Valley’s most powerful CEOs are tripping mid-race, unlocking childhood trauma, seeing hallucinated demons, and questioning everything from capitalism to crypto. One CEO ...

What happens when you combine five beers, zero budget, and two podcast hosts who legally shouldn’t be left unsupervised? You get Fast Five #29 — a wild ride of beer-inspired movie pitches you’ll either love… or deeply regret voting for.

This week’s cinematic disasters include:

•Giggle Water — A mockumentary where CEOs accidentally save the world after drinking LSD-laced water during a charity 5K.

•Vortex Hands — The worst superh...

What if your college couch… was evil?

Two roommates score the ultimate Craigslist futon. It’s soft. It’s supportive. It whispers to them at night. As missed classes pile up and snack bags multiply, one pre-med roommate starts to wonder: Is the couch just comfy, or is it slowly draining their souls?

Welcome to COUCH TIME — a slacker horror-comedy where laziness is a curse, chips are a sacrament, and the only way out… is off the couch.

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Welcome to Fast Five #28 – the only podcast episode where we pitch five completely original movie ideas based on actual beers, and none of them are safe for the Oscars… or humanity.

This week, we recover from the chaos of Stuffed Cheeks (Feature Film #27) and dive headfirst into five new cinematic disasters waiting to happen. We’ve got a Angels vs Demons + Amish thriller, a sentient couch conspiracy, and yes, time manipulation via c...

What happens when you mix Saw, Hot Ones, and a haunted Golden Corral? You get STUFFED CHEEKS – a horrifyingly hilarious tale of competitive eaters, cursed chicken wings, and one man’s journey to unlock… The Noble Stomach.💀 Hosted in a sinister mansion by an unhinged philanthropist with a vendetta against gluttony, five elite eaters must devour their way through twisted food challenges or face deliciously deadly consequences.Starri...

Buckle up, beer lovers, because this Fast Five takes you on a journey filled with broken promises, overeating disasters, high-altitude smackdowns, and two mystery beers so wild we can’t even say their names out loud.

This week, we take five beers and twist them into questionable cinematic gold, proving once again that no beer name is safe from our storytelling chaos.

🍺 Beers Reviewed & Their Totally Logical Movie Pitches:

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🚗🦖 What happens when a man obsessed with gasoline-powered muscle cars decides to drill under Philadelphia for the ultimate fuel source? Absolute chaos, that’s what.Welcome to Velociraptor Hood Ornament—the first-ever fan-chosen feature film from Beer Me That Movie! You voted, we delivered, and now we’re bringing this high-octane, prehistoric disaster movie to life.🔥 The Plot:Jett “Gas” Gallows, a rogue car entrepreneur, is sick ...

Get ready, beer-soaked movie lovers! It's Fast Five time again, and this episode is all about YOU! We're diving into the wild world of Untappd to unearth the most outrageous beer names… but this time, the power is in your hands!

This isn't just another episode of questionable ideas – it's a democracy of cinematic madness!

We’ve wrangled five of the most… interesting… beer names we could find, and each one is a potential goldmine of p...

WE DID IT! 25 Movies! To celebrate our halfway point (and prove we haven’t completely lost our minds...yet), we’re unleashing our most unpredictable episode EVER: "Robot Panda Island"!This isn’t just a Fast Five OR a Feature Film – it’s both! We're combining our beer-fueled movie madness with a listener-submitted challenge (Thanks, Greg!), and the results are...well, you'll just have to see for yourself.We dove deep into the murky ...

It happens to everyone -- we got sick. So in preparation for our big 25th Feature Film, we wanted to share one of our #NotTakes in the Podcast Feed. (There are a handful more of these on Youtube, but now it's time for the world to know about them.)

Valentine's Day got you feeling all mushy? We're here to cleanse your palate with a hefty dose of reality – by trashing the cinematic icon of "romance" itself: T...

What happens when one man, one blender, and an unholy amount of chicken nuggets collide in a quest for ultimate strength? In our 25th Feature Film, we take Troegs Nugget Nectar and blend it (literally) into a high-protein, high-stakes, high-insanity cinematic masterpiece.

Meet Brian, a washed-up weightlifter desperate to reclaim his former glory. When he discovers that blending chicken nuggets into a drinkable nectar allows for impo...

The beer-fueled madness continues in Fast Five #24! This week, we dig into another batch of bizarre Untappd beer names and transform them into the most ridiculous movie pitches imaginable.

Will Night Offering lead to an ancient ritual gone horribly wrong? Could Nugget Nectar be a fast-food-fueled revenge thriller? What secrets lie within Family Tree—a wholesome genealogy tale or a dark, twisted lineage?

From Freeze Pop—frozen dad exp...

In our 23rd Feature Film, we’re transforming Funktastic Mead’s and Beer's “Muffin on the Backside” into a sci-fi cloning extravaganza. Join us as we dive into the story of Muffin—cart girl extraordinaire—who uncovers a sinister plot brewing beneath the country club’s pristine golf course. With clones, chaos, and cartloads of beer, this is one wild ride you don’t want to miss.

In This Episode:

• How Muffin’s rise from dishwasher to c...