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December 13, 2024 96 mins
Lauren & Russ appeared on the BFYTW Podcast in an ALL WEIRD AL episode! That very episode now also lives HERE! 

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  • Game 1 - Anti-Kareoke

    I've got four lists of Weird Al song titles from commercially released albums according to Wikipedia, and each team is going to take it in turns to try and communicate as many of the titles in their list to their partner within 60 seconds without using any words in the title, without any lyrics from the song, without using your hands, and critically - without singing. Your voice must maintain a monotone throughout, if your tone varies in any significant way, the current title will be voided and you'll have to move onto the next. After both players on each team have had a chance to both give and guess, the team that successfully guessed the most titles over both lists wins and earns one episode point.

    Game 2 - One or the Other

    I've got three lists of ten items. All of these items fall into one category or another. Teams will take turns guessing which category each item falls under, earning one point each time they're correct. The final list will be one thing, another, or BOTH, and teams will earn TWO points each time they are correct on the final list. The team with the most points after all three lists wins and earns two episode points.

    Game 3 - The Cost is Correct

    Our teams will bid on five items that were either sold or recently went to auction, and the player whose bid is closest to the final auction or sale price without going over will win the listing. The first team to win three listings wins the game and earns three episode points. (edited)

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Speaker 1 (00:31):
Hello, friends and listeners up the beard Out podcast. It
is the holiday season. And if you thought I wasn't
going to bestow you with a magical gift, boy, did
you have me pegged all wrong? Because I am here
with gifts. It's a gift of an episode of a
different show, but it's all about weird Out and guess what.
I'm there, Russ is there. Our friends from the other

(00:54):
podcasts that we are on are there, and you're gonna
love it. I am going to put a small disclaimer
in the beginning. There is literally a curse word in
the title of this other podcast, so there is also
literally some you know, adult language I suppose that you

(01:14):
might hear throughout the course of this episode. So if
there are tiny years listening to this show, which I
know sometimes there are, this is not the episode for them,
and I'm sorry. They will have a regular episode coming,
you know, on our regular schedule. You're not even supposed
to have an episode today, so why are you complaining?
But anyway, Merry Christmas, please enjoy this bonus episode where
Russ and I played some weird al games with our

(01:36):
friends from the bfytw podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Bye because fuck you.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
That's why is a founding member of the Odd Pods
media network.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
You know, the life of a game's master is not
always easy. Sometimes you slave away over these things. You
spend more time and energy than you would think into
putting together some fun games for your friends to play
for a show, and then they show up and nobody
has given a crap to read them.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
So crap, And she told me about it.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, she was crapping and read all your stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
All right, Well that's true. Thank you, Lauren for at
least having some to come of respect for me, uh
for everyone else. I apparently am going to inflict three
games on you. We are having our first possibly not

(03:16):
the only we now special Oh yes, this episode is
all about weird Al and his music and the things
he's done. And oh boy, if I if I hadn't
had my soul crush the instant before we started the show,
I would be going on about how much fun this

(03:37):
was going to be, how it's going to be laughs
of plenty, This is going to be crazy and insane.
But now I just want to get through it. Now
I just want to get through it, So so let's
get through it. We have special guests Lauren from The
Beard Al podcast and hurt husband Russ, and the two

(03:58):
of them together make me ACTU screw YouTube channel.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Hi, guys prepared.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, I've never heard of laird Aw.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
It's right, Yeah, it's an effective backpedal. Russ souh. I
guess if I had a question, it would be what
is something that you've only just learned to appreciate? What
is something that you've only just learned to appreciate?

Speaker 5 (04:38):
I know an answer for you. If food counts?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
If food counts, go on.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
What did you just eat recently for the first time
you finally gave it a chance?

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Rubens Rubens, Ruben sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Hell, yeah, yeah, I had my trepidations about several components
of the Ruben sandwich. I wasn't. I'm not. I'm not
a big uh person.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
I was not, which is not part of the weird.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
No, and I liked it. Just didn't like the sound
of the phrase corned beef.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
And to be fair, take it in in isolation. This
is a little weird.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
It's a little weird.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
How are you corning it? How are you corning the beef?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Corn is not a verb?

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Do you how? How did how did you corn the beef? Anyway?
Carry on, Lauren, I'm no, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
And so yeah, recently we were at an authentic Irish
pub in Saint Augustine and I decided to try h
Ruben situation and I was fine with it, like it's
you know, so this express happy because he's been wanting
to make Rubens on our griddle and he's like, I'm

(06:04):
not going to go through all of this trouble if
you're not going to eat it. So now, goodb did
you I mean, did you have nothing?

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (06:16):
I thought you said you had something. He did not,
so you were unprepared. I was damn it.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
I know. Well, Lauren, I think that was a brilliant answer.
And you're my favorite person on this podcast. So uh
Russ's same question to you, is there anything that you've
recently learned to appreciate?

Speaker 5 (06:37):
I made you think if there was one for you? Interesting?

Speaker 4 (06:41):
I like this they know answers for each other.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yacht rock, Oh for sure?

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Well yeah, within like the last Oh man, I want
to be clear, I've never hated it like I've never
like when Michael McDonald's yacht rock for me is Michael McDonald.
He's the Captain Pinacalada guy always yeahs. Yeah, some people
count Toto, I do, and I don't. Anyways, that that
type of mean Christopher Cross, that type music. I've never

(07:10):
ever disliked it, like ever, Like I've never been like, oh,
turn that crap off or anything like that, but it
was a thing that my folks never listened to when
it was big, like in like seventy eight through like
eighty two is probably the day. Yeah, yeah, so anyways,
my folks never listened to it, so like I knew
of it, but it was not on in Lauren's the opposite,
like it was on in her house like all of
the time as a kid. So it's fun because there

(07:34):
are like like hair metal other than like like the
biggest hits. Lauren doesn't know too much about it, and
for sure, like the early days of rap and hip hop,
she doesn't know too much about. So like I've like
kind of educated her on all that stuff, like giving
her crash courses on that. But she's like taken me
from like like again not going oh, turn that crap off,

(07:55):
but just never turning on yat rock myself right to
where like now I'm like, oh, did you see that
one yacht rock cover band's coming to town. We should
go nice, nice, cool.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
So I would understand if you gave it a pass
because to my knowledge, it was created with AI, which
I always kind of like just kind of shudder away from.
But have you heard the yacht rock cover of Enter Sandman?

Speaker 5 (08:21):
I have it, but I'm sure it's I'm sure it's great.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
It is such an earworm, Like I hate that it
was a I hate that it was AI generated. I
wish what I want to hear is someone take that
and do like a live version of it, because it
is so goddamn catching, Like I cannot believe it worked.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Yeah, well, I you know, there's that old adage like
if you and I don't know exactly what the phrasing is,
but more or less like if you have a song
that you can break down to acoustic, then you have
like a really good song, you know. And I would
argue that you can. You would say that about a
different types of things, like like I take the song
Billy Jean. There's like a million different versions of it
out there. There's like bluegrass versions of it, and there's

(09:03):
v version, there's rock versions like and there's so it's
not like, oh wow, I never understood why Billy Jing
was such a big hit. That's why it's such a
big hit, because you can do it as every other genre.
And sand Man's the same way. Like, I know, there's
a bunch of Metallica purists that are like, oh, there's whatever,
it's fantastic music kind of care who says it isn't
you know? A three minute Metallica song in their heyday

(09:24):
is still as good as a as a nine minute
Metallica song in their hey day in my opinion. And
that is just like, that's the epitome of a radio
friendly hard rock song. And there's a reason why, because
you can put it into any other genre. You could
probably make a rap song out of a sad man
it would still kick ass.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Yeah oh yeah, har percent uh And I agree with you.
I also recently threw that song or learned to appreciate
rodd yacht rock a little bit more. Uh So, yeah, Russ,
you're my second favorite person on this podcast. All right. Now,
we turned to the dream Team themselves. Hey, yo is
in the dream of winning one day? Steve and OGGI HiPE.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
I was knowing man.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yeah, anyway, so which one of you wants to answer
the question first?

Speaker 6 (10:10):
I will if you want, all right, Stevie, sure, actual
listening to the radio, like actual radio.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
I haven't done that.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yeah, no, no, I completely get that.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
Like I it's always been podcasts or Pandora or just
like whatever I play in my thumb drive and that's it.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
I got away from radio for years.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
And since i've been hanging out in here and rest
got me those radio I've been actually like freaking throwing
it on a station, just chilling out for an hour
or two, just listen to random stuff, go back over,
change it to something different.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
It's been fun, man fair.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
It's different, but it's I don't know, kind of brought
me back to my youth a little bit.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
It's kind of nice.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
May I quickly try and interject something about radio?

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Go for it?

Speaker 5 (10:47):
Okay, So I don't. I honestly don't know if I've
talked about this on this show before. I can't remember
if I've told y'all or not. But obviously I grew
up on Casey Kase and like he's like, hell yeah,
every time there's a song on, I go, hey, did
you know? And it's been haus Casey Kasem taught me
when I was a kid. Okay, there has always been
a station on iHeartRadio, which is a free app that's
Casey Kasem countdowns from the seventies and eighties, right, And

(11:10):
it's just all countdowns, like it's got the long distance medications,
all my facts from the seventies and eighties, and we
listen to it constantly.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
American American.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
She loves the one that does the robots anyways, Like
it's all stuff from like the seventies and eighties, and
there's no rhyme or reason. They just go seventies and
then they go eighties. And so it'll be like, here's
a countdown from September whatever, third of nineteen seventy one,
and then it'll be like, here's the top forty countdown
from you know, April fourth of nineteen eighty eight or whatever.

(11:44):
You know, it's just it's awesome. Anyways, two days ago
we came into the information that there's now a second
Casey Casum station that's just nineties and two thousands countdowns.
Why and it is because by the nineties I was
driving around in my own car. I was listening to
CDs and m P three's all the time, Like I
wasn't less than trust for radio much anymore. And it

(12:06):
is funny as hell for Lauren and I to hear
Casey Caseum because we've never heard these countdowns. We grew
up on the eighties ones, right right, so the nineties ones.
It's funny as hell to hear Casey case and be
like jaw rule and you know, you know, like, uh's child,
I'm gonna get mine, you know. Like the other day.

(12:28):
The other day I heard him introduce mur and five
and I was like, I totally thought Casey had passed
away by the time. In five was a thing, you know. Anyways,
if you go onto iHeartRadio, it's free app type in
Casey Caseum and subscribe to both of those stations. No
matter which one you listen to, you're going to have
a good time.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
It's true.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
You guys told me about that like months ago, and
I actually brought it into school and I would play
on it. That's the only station I have on iHeart Radio.
I don't listen because I never used it. That was
the only thing I can find the Casey case on
Top forty. They had like a station on somewhere stuff,
but it wasn't the Top forty. It was just some
random songs that error.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Ye, I'm into the search bar. You'll see both stations.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Now, that's cool.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Well done, and Aggie your response.

Speaker 7 (13:10):
My response in theme of recently being Thanksgiving, I have discovered,
well for myself, really, the so good usage of an
emodium after dinner. I man, I tell you, I don't

(13:33):
know about your Thanksgiving. Well, my Thanksgiving, it was a
lot of food and then we decided to have spicy
food the day after.

Speaker 8 (13:41):
Yeah, which was not a very smart idea.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
I thought it was a good idea, but.

Speaker 7 (13:47):
Man, rediscovering tombs and Emodium's.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Answer underwhelming as always well done, Okay, so sense for me,
I am your host pantsil Sarian. The thing I recently
learned to appreciate U is a game that I've been
meaning to play for a long time. It's called Disruptor
and it's for the PlayStation one. It goes all the
way back there. Uh And it's a Doom clone that

(14:16):
has full motion video as like the story beats in between. Okay,
this full motion video cutscenes. You got live actors talking
to each other and YadA, YadA, YadA. Uh. And it's cheesy,
it's poorly written, but damn that game isn't fun. Like
it's actually a good Doom clone h for for the
PS one. So if you have a PlayStation one and

(14:37):
you have to disrupt your line around or you can find
it at your local retro game shop, I recommend checking
it out.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
It's got to be cheap because for the cut scenes alone, man,
I mean yeah, that was a full time in gaming. Man,
that's the worst acting in the history of actors.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Oh and in this this is this ain't no no different.
It ain't no different.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
The President bought a Segacy d on launch day.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
But the best though, because it's so much it's so
much fun. How much scenery they're chewing all of them
and disruptors No, no, no exception to that rule. The
villain is just chewing the cut scene for chewing the
scenery for always worth.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Anyway screen or a blue screen.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Well, actually they used live sets and disruptor, which I
thought was impressive. Really yeah, they actually went to the
effort of building actual sets. Like it's wow, it wasn't
Mike you They weren't impressive sets butt, but still sets.
So let's get to it, shall we. This is the

(15:46):
weird al show, so to speak, The weird l B
F Y t W Show. So all three of our
games are gonna be weird al themed. We're gonna have
lots of fun. We're starting with game one, which is
called anti Karaoke. I've got four lists of weird al
song titles from commercially released albums, and yes this does
include some of the compilations according to Wikipedia. And each

(16:10):
team is going to take it in turns to try
and communicate as many of the titles in their list
to their partner within sixty seconds without using any words
from the title, without using any lyrics from the song,
without using your hands, and critically without singing. Your voice

(16:30):
must maintain a monotone throughout. If your tone varies in
any significant way, the current title will be voided and
you'll have to move on to the next. After both
players on each team have had a chance to both
give and guess, the team that successfully guessed the most
titles over both lists wins and earns one episode point. So, Russell, Lauren,

(16:51):
I'm pretty sure you won the last time you guys
were here, So I'm going to give it to the
Dream Team Stevie and AUGI would you guys like to
go first or second? And I will say some of
these lists may be harder than others.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Figured we can go first.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
You're gonna go first. Okay, okay, you're gonna go first.

Speaker 9 (17:16):
Steve gave it to me.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
I don't know in which case one of you needs
to volunteer to be the giver. Who is going to
give the clues.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
I'll give the first one, all right.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Stevie is gonna give these clues to Augie. Stevie, I
am going to text you these titles. Uh, you're with
me for a moment.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
There you are, awesome, there, I is there, you there.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
And I'm gonna paste them in here. Okay, there they are.
There's seven.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
There's six.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Sorry, yeah, one of them, the first the first one
was missing a letter, so I have just just kind
of uh fixed that there. So you now should have
all seven titles, start with the one that I fixed.
And remember you allowed to use any words. You're not
allowed to use any words from the from the title.

(18:05):
You're not allowed to use lyrics from the song. You
can't use your hands, and you have to not sing.
Do you have to deliver your clues and a monotone
the whole time.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Awesome.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
I'm going to put sixty seconds.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
This is going to sun the club.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Sixty second time or okay and nope, nope, nope, there
we go sixty seconds on the clock. Okay, and your
time starts.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Now Michael Jackson.

Speaker 9 (18:39):
Thriller.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
These are weird al songs.

Speaker 9 (18:45):
Oh uh.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Fat?

Speaker 10 (18:49):
The other one, shit's like god damn it the mind
god food, Uh ship, I can't remember even past, yes,
past please?

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Selling things online?

Speaker 9 (19:10):
Uh eBay?

Speaker 2 (19:12):
The other one? There are two sites you buy things
online Amazon from used things.

Speaker 9 (19:22):
Use things eBay?

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Uh local?

Speaker 7 (19:28):
Well, I don't fucking know that.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Look that health incredible that your time? Yeah cool? Sixty
second you got zero?

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Awesome, you got zero?

Speaker 4 (19:44):
The Russ and Lauren did you can you guess on
either of those?

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Speed it in Craigslist?

Speaker 5 (19:53):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
It was the first one was eating and the second
one was Craiglist and poor Stevie.

Speaker 7 (20:00):
I'll be honest, I haven't read the word Craigslist in
like the last five years.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
So that's true. I don't even is it even still?

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Is it still a round?

Speaker 5 (20:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Somebody needs to put out a misconnection for Craigslist.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
That's where they.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Started, all right, Well, that one will better than expected.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
It's hard to do.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
It monotone to without trying to do anything that's difficult.

Speaker 9 (20:32):
No, the other one, Well, there's going.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
To be.

Speaker 9 (20:38):
I know you're.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
Russ and or Lauren. Which one of you wants to
give the clues first?

Speaker 5 (20:46):
You're probably better at giving the clues.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Okay, I'll give the clues.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
You will see.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
I mean we're going to happen to find you. There
you are, Hi, Lauren. I'm going to send you your
list of seven on discord. Okay, Lauren, you should have
seven song titles there, I sure do. Okay, I'm going
to set up the timer and Lauren on your mark,
get set.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Go medical profession.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
Like a surgeon.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yes, the elvis one.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
One more minute.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
There is a license plate with the other person in
this show on the wall in this room.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Yeah, oh Ricky correct.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yes, it was written because they couldn't get a song
for the UHF scene.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Oh oh, you just told me this again the other night.
The song let Me Be Your Hog? Correct.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
The final compilation song in a style that uses a
lot of accordion, The very last one that he did
on an album.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Oh now that's what I call correct infomercials time. Oh,
very well done.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Oh damn it.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Yeah, mister Popal is correct. Yeah, that was the last one,
but you got them all. Other than that, the only
one you the only one you didn't get to, which
would have been interesting to see, was the theme to
comedy Bang Bang.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
Wow. Yeah wow.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Well the last one on the list is supposed to
be the hardest one.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
Yeah. So anyway, that's five points to Russ and Lauren.
So uh, I'm gonna go ahead and let them take
the next list. So you guys are the ones that
have to catch up. Actually, no, I think it would
make more sense toive you guys do it. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
It doesn't really matter either way.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
They are five points ahead, so you're gonna have to
do really well to get out. So I guess you
got a point. Yeah, it doesn't really matter which way
we do this, but where you're going to do? Oh
or if I can, if I can get this to
scroll up, there we go. All right, So I need
this list and AUGI this time you'll be the one giving,

(23:22):
so have fun with these. Hoo rah, don't sound so enthused.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
You got this all?

Speaker 5 (23:30):
He somehow sounded less excited than last time.

Speaker 9 (23:32):
I'm getting my monotone voice going, already.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Smart, smart, you gotta practice.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
I'm like, do I not have you in here?

Speaker 9 (23:41):
Wou'd be kind of weird?

Speaker 4 (23:42):
There you are, all right, and I'm texting them to you. Now, Okay,
let me know when you receive them.

Speaker 9 (23:54):
Got them?

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Okay, you have sixty seconds to communicate these in a
monotone voice.

Speaker 9 (24:04):
Go opposite of fashionable?

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Oh tacky?

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (24:15):
If you gotta skip it, skip it?

Speaker 5 (24:16):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (24:21):
Illegal speech?

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Uh, legal speech, give me an arclue at all?

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Or no?

Speaker 9 (24:32):
Um dictionary?

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Oh the saurus freaking word crimes is correct.

Speaker 9 (24:42):
Yes, I gotta pass on this.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Okay, on to the next.

Speaker 9 (24:46):
I gotta pass the next.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
It's okay, on to the next.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (24:51):
The episodes first three.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Star Wars, Episode one, New Hope or Not Star Wars.
That was it?

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Crap begins, Yes, just in time, just before the clock
hit zero. Although I did.

Speaker 9 (25:08):
Yeah, I don't know. They don't know there, I remember
seeing them.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Don't know what to tell me?

Speaker 4 (25:16):
George Harrison, Oh, correct blurred lines. Well you got word
crimes eventually, Uh, match game celebrity oh c n R Yeah,
uh and uh. Trapped in tiny room with Wheel of
Fortune assistant.

Speaker 8 (25:37):
I couldn't figure out how I would portray the songs
just six words long without saying saying any number at all. Really,
I could have said number, but more than more than five,
less than seven, more than lesson seven. He might have
gotten it just from the six.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Yeah, there's not too many weird ol songs with six
in the title anyway.

Speaker 9 (25:58):
But I wasn't allowed to say six.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Yeah, you have to work around it. My job. You
still did good. Three point three points to the boys.
And now back to the back to the powerhouses that
are uh, Lauren and Russ for their final list. Here,
I'm just gonna make sure I have them all. Yes, okay,

(26:22):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 9 (26:23):
I'm so scared.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Uh Russ, I'm going to send these to you if
I can find you. There you are, I think there
you are. Okay, Okay, Russ, I have sent you seven
song titles. Let me know when you get them. Got it,
all right, communicate these to Lauren as best you can
in sixty seconds without using any inflections or any words

(26:47):
from the title or any lyrics. And your sixty seconds
starts now.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
Controversy.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
I'll talk show, mm talk soup.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
No bare naked.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Ladies, Oh, Jermy Springer correct.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Uh, not that footwear, please.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Don't wear those shoes correct.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Uh, Chuck and Diane.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Buckingham Blues correct a complicated song correct.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Uh instrumental from UHF.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
Fun Zone correct.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Uh Mick Jagger and his friends in the style of
a German music from UF.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Oh crap, it's the name of their heads album Hot
Rocks Poka correct.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
Uh. When you are sending me electronic correspondence, there's things
I don't want spam. Nope. Uh, like what you would
actually say to someone.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Stop forwarding that crap to me.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Come on, well done, well done. With three seconds left,
ye all seven, so you had them beat from the off.
You didn't even need to do that list. It was
five points to three. You are now twelve points to three,
and I wanted to see if you could get all seven.
And of course you did. Well done, both of you done.

(28:16):
That's amazing. So Russ and Lauren have our first episode
point of the game. They are leading one point to zero,
but of course the episode's not over. Game two is
wth two episode points and Stevie and Augie can clot
right back if they can win it right after this.

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(29:06):
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Speaker 4 (29:27):
Hey man, welcome back to the Weird Al episode of
bfytw with Russ and Lauren from the Infectious Group YouTube
channel and the Beer Al podcast. And we are having
a blast already, but we're gonna continue. We got Game
two coming up. In Game two is one or the other?
I have three lists of ten things, and I'm going

(29:50):
to ask teams alternately if a thing belongs to one
side or the other. Is it one or is it
the other? That's all you gotta tell me fifty to
fifty shot of getting it right, even if you don't. No,
if you're right, you get a point. Nothing happens if
you're wrong. We'll continue that way for two lists, but
the third and final list you'll have to tell me

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if it's one thing, the other or both, because it's
harder that third list is worth double points, so you
get two points every time you correct.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
So, Stevie and I you lost the last game, so
you have the choice do you want to go first
or second? Remembering that this if you go first, you'll
go first for list three.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Right, I think we're gonna go second this time.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
You're gonna go second this time? All right, So I
am going to make Russ and Lauren go first on
this list? Are these quotes from the Weird Al Show
or Miss Manners? Are these quotes from the Weird Al
Show or from the author I believe her name is

(30:55):
Judith who wrote the Miss Manners books.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Is a good game?

Speaker 4 (31:01):
All right, So we're gonna start with your first quote,
and all you have to do is tell me was
it from the Weird Al Show or was it Miss Manners?
Russe and Lauren the invention of the teenager was a mistake,
Miss Manners. Okay, you both locked in on Miss Manners,

(31:21):
Stevie and you're nodding your heads.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
I agree, Yeah, I'm in agreement. Yeah, okay, all.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Right, fair enough, Russe and Lauren. Final answer, you locking
it in? Yeah, Miss Manners is correct and worth a point.
Well done.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Nice, very nice.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Okay, see it's very simple Stevie and Augie. Yeah, someone
needs to tell these people that they might need a jacket.
Is that from the Weird Al Show or is that
from Miss Manners.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
I think we're gonna go with Weird Al Show.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Yeah you are, okay, weird Ol Show. Russe and Lauren agreed? Disagree?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
What do you think I disagree?

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Disagree? She thinks, well, uh, you guys can listen to
that or you can stick to your guns. Final answer, please,
I take your stick to our gun. You're sick show,
and that gets you a point? It is from the
weird As Show. Well done. Uh, here is your next quote,
Russell Lauren. If you can't be kind, at least be vague.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Wow, that's awesome.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
It's a great policy.

Speaker 9 (32:34):
Advice parents.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
That's what I'm gonna Yeah, okay, Mismanners, we're gonna.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Go with Mismanners. You're gonna go with you are correct
for another point? Well done? Nice uh, Stevie and Augie.
No directions are better than bad directions.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Oh crap. I want to say it's weird l but
it could very well be. Okay, we're switching the Miss Manners.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Okay, yeah, Miss Manners. It is Russ and Lauren. You
agree disagree?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Mm hmmm, I think I disagree, but I'm I'm not
really hollow on it.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
Well, we'll disagree justus for that.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
I'm going to disagree just for that of it. Because
all right, so.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Russe and Lauren have decided to be vague, which means
they can't be kind to you. Steve, and you initially said,
Miss Manners, are you sticking to that? Yeah, we're gonna
stick with okay, no point that is from the Weird
Al Shows, from.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
The episode where the miners get stuck in the wall.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Fantastic. All right, let's move on, Russ and Lauren. Here's
your next quote. Charming villains have always had a decided
social advantage over all meaning people who chew with their
mouths open. Charming villains have always had a decided social

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advantage over well meaning people who chew with their mouths open.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
I'm gonna go with Miss Manners.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
Okay. Also Belladonna is up there now.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Also Belladonna agrees, well done, well done.

Speaker 9 (34:22):
I think I heard Mother Superior.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
What do you think? Do you think that's a weird
al show or Miss Manners.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
I'm hoping it's a weird Al show.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Same, all right, Russ and Lauren final answer, what are
you sticking with? And that is worth another point? Well done?
Three points to you, right, Stevie and.

Speaker 9 (34:42):
AUGI getting stopped on this one.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
It is far more impressive when others discover your good
qualities without your help.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
I'm gonna say that's weird Al.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Yeah, yeah, okay, that's weird Ross Lauren in the blue,
what do you what do you guys think? You agree?
You think that's weird al? Uh, Stevie and Aggie final answer,
sticking with weird Al. No point, it is mismanners. I'm sorry. Yeah,

(35:17):
all right, Russ and Lauren. Now in the red your
next quote. Chances are there is dirt somewhere underneath you
right now.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
I don't know how that why you say that?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
I do something with the like the cleanliness of your house,
you know, and like sweet you know.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Like.

Speaker 9 (35:44):
Technically it's correct.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
I guess damn.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Weird show, weird show. Confidently, we say.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Okay, Stevie and we knew that.

Speaker 9 (35:56):
We confident?

Speaker 4 (35:59):
All right. Finally answer Russe and Laura and sticking to it. Yeah,
it is from the Weird Al Show. Well done. Some
other point. It's then other point. Uh Stevie and Augie,
here's your next quote, and I love this one. How
could anyone sink so low as to do a parody
of another human being?

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Mm hmmm mmmm. This is one of those both ones.
Don't choose both just because.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
There's no both. It is one or the other.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
And this is so what do you need? I need input?

Speaker 9 (36:33):
There's no chance it could be weird al again?

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Could it going with it?

Speaker 9 (36:39):
I think so?

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Yeah, you're going weird out probably Russ and Lauren. What
do you think?

Speaker 5 (36:44):
I totally see the reasoning behind picking weird ou because
it could have been something said plippantly, you know like that.
There's nothing lower you know what I mean? Like it,
but you want to just go in the opposite direction
for the heck.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Of it's vague returning to being vague and unkind.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
What do you think? Final answer?

Speaker 9 (37:04):
Yeah, I think weird Al still is.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
You're sticking to weird al. H. That's worth a point.
It is from the weird Al show. Well done, and
it is flippantly said.

Speaker 7 (37:17):
I heard it implippantly said in my head. So how
could anyone say solo and then stares at the camera.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Everybody stares at him. Multiple heads come into the camera
view looking at him. Russe and Lauren, here's your final
quote from this list. If we followed every impulse, we'd
be killing each other.

Speaker 9 (37:44):
The Gandhi said that.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
We're gonna go with miss Manners.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
You're going with miss Manners. Uh, Stevie and Augie, what
do you think? Yeah, you say miss the Manners. Final answer,
Russe and Lauren, Yep, it's worth a point. You have
five for five well and nice.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
No authority in that other than I just don't see
where now saying kill Yeah, I got a show.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Yeah, that's that's that's fair, and that's a good point.
Steven Agi. Your final quote, growing up is the best revenge.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (38:21):
That's Mismanners, be an adult about this.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Grow up?

Speaker 9 (38:28):
Growing up sucks.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah, be petty.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
Be petty and bag Russell Lauren, what do you say?
Is that weird awl or mismanners?

Speaker 1 (38:44):
See? The only place I could see that being in
the weird al Show is if I have something to
do with some advice he's giving to Bobby the Inquisitive Boy.
But I don't recall it, and I just rewatched the series,
like not too long yeah, so I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Go miss Okay, you're going Miss Manners, uh and uh,
Stevie and Augie. Final answer, final answers. Sticking with the
Miss Manners, it is correct worth a point. So at
the end of our first list it is five points
for Russ and Lauren and three points for Augi and Steve.
Very well done. You guys only missed two of the
whole list.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
Well done, all.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Right, so here's your next list list number two. Are
these interview quotes from weird al or George R. R. Martin?

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Oh dear, oh no?

Speaker 4 (39:34):
Are these interview quotes from weird al or George R. Martin?
This time Stevie and Augie, we start with you.

Speaker 6 (39:40):
I got questioned, yes, this one's the Martin one, because
there's the rr token person.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
To which ones which.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
I'm just gonna move on.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
I really don't know which one's which.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Well, that's gonna possibly be a problem. Is no, he's
not the token person.

Speaker 12 (40:04):
Okay, yeah, I will use the opportunity to ask you
a more educated than me person this question.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
Is it Tolkien or Tolkien?

Speaker 4 (40:14):
I've always said Tolkien. I make sure to get the
ellen there.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
Just because yeah, yeahlten I've just had people like get
up about it, and I thought, since you're far more literary.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
Than I never talked to anyone who kne him when
he was alive, so I can't tell you, and the.

Speaker 9 (40:30):
Dude ain't around to correct me.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
All right, I'm using that from now.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
All right? So is it the the the parody impresario
or is it the Game of Thrones author who said
this Stevie and Augy. I'm still a geek on the inside.
That's the important thing.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Tolkien, right or no? Martin Martin, darn it, he's got confused.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
Yah.

Speaker 9 (40:57):
Dick guy.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Yeah, that guy, the novelist, not the hard guy.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
So George George R.

Speaker 9 (41:03):
Martin, the guy who was in the Dick, not the
guy who's in defeat.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Lauren and Russ Deep Purple, now Blue? What do you think?
Do you think that was? Oh? Wow, trippy, it's kind
of hot.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
What do we think?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
And I think it's it's not weird.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
I think it's okay.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Uh, fair enough, final answer, Steve and a Yeah, George R. Martin,
No point, that was weird out? Wow, Yeah, that was
weird out.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Dang you the outside though.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
I would agree with that, I don't know when these
interview quotes were taken, because they're they're just listed.

Speaker 5 (41:53):
By Oh, you're suggesting that it might have been from
Weird Else super Cool period.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Yes, yes, which is.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
All the time, after all, all depending.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
The last twenty years of my life. Uh, Lauren and Russ,
your first quote from this list, we are all the
heroes of our own stories.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
That's gotta be.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
I feel like, and I don't mean this in a
crappy way, but I feel like Renell doesn't care for
the heroes in our own story.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
I'm gonna go Martin on that one.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
You look like you agree. Yeah, Yeah, Okay, Russ and Lauren,
last chance to change your mind.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
I will not.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
You will not. You stick with George, r and Martin
and you are correct. That is another point. Well done.
Uh see me and your next quote. Don't write outlines?
I hate outlines?

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Why why why would he have outlines? Were hell? He
would just say stuff. He doesn't need outlines. I guess not, right, Yeah, Martin,
Martin would did a show, right, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (43:01):
But I think it's I think it's weird.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Okay, we're going weird, al.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
You're going with weird Russ and Laurence I'm going to
pick WEIRDL too, because I was like, why would he
care about outlines? But yeah, why don't we just go?

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Okay, I mean, I will tell you. My gut is
saying that that's not weird Al.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
No, No, let's go with your gut. My gut says
it's not that's takes guts. We're gonna go with your gun.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Okay, Okay, I think Russ and Lauren are going with
Laurence gut and Lawrence gut, says George R.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
Martin.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
But it is ultimately up to you to final answer.

Speaker 9 (43:35):
Yeah, I think it's weird.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
You're saying weird Al should have listened to Lawrence Gut.
That's no point it is, George R. Martin. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
You know, weird Al is so meticulously organized with things.
He has binders and folders full of unused lyrics to things.
He that motherfucker outlines.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
He's got outlines, and anyone's ever said about weird like ever.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
I mean, I gotta hold it into my show. I
can let it out on there.

Speaker 7 (44:03):
She's got headings, out lines.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Sorry, Russe and Lauren, here's your welcome to the beard Al.
Motherfucking Russe and Lauren here's your next quote, and bear
with me. It's kind of a long one. When the
writing is going really well, whole days and weeks go
by and I suddenly realized I have all these unpaid bills,
and my god, I haven't unpacked and the suitcase has

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been sitting there for three weeks.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Just from coming off tour.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Yeah, I would, Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
I mean Martin going book tours as well. Also he
has to go tol so they can parady and whatnot.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
But you're sticking with weird al Okay, Stevie and Augie.

Speaker 9 (44:53):
What do you think didn't even finish his books?

Speaker 2 (44:57):
I don't know, probably not.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
I don't think he has.

Speaker 9 (44:59):
I think has got another, uh, Devil's advocate. It might
be Martin though.

Speaker 7 (45:05):
Okay, okay, you're going Devil's because it sounds like some bullshit,
the excuse you'd make to a journalist to make you
solid fair.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Russ and Lauren final answer.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
We're sticking with Beard all yeah, sure, yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Uh for the first time this game, no point to
Russ and Lauren. That is a George R. And Martin quote.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
This is where it turns around, folks.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
All right, we'll see see and this is your chance
to gain some ground turns to what here's your next quote.
I know now that everything I write I'm going to
put out and I'll have to live with it for
the rest of my life.

Speaker 6 (45:40):
That's gotta be Martin that has to Yeah, yeah, okay,
fair enough, Russe and Laurence, what do you think anything
I make?

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Okay? The only reason why I say that is because
of the lesson he learned with what's the song that
had the lyrics that he was every time we did
the song. He was explaining on the Self Advice tour
that he was upset over the I don't want to
say insulting words the hermaphrodite, the song where he says hermaphrodite,

(46:11):
and he was like explaining how he Albuquerque, Yes, yeah,
I couldn't come up with the name of Yah.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
No.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
I just feel like he might have been like, m
that's where I gotta remember that I'm gonna have.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Yeah, that's my thought, but you do you know I
don't think it.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
I think Lawrence Gut says I'm wrong.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
I think Lawrence Gutt says it's Martin, Steve and a
last chance. You're sticking with Martin you've blown your chance
to gain some ground. That was weird, al wow, and
I think it was in relation to what Russ was
talking about.

Speaker 13 (46:45):
Fine, I think it's just the quote to quote the
movie High Fidelity.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
I've come to the conclusion that your guts have ship
for brains, you know.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
I just know he writes so much that he doesn't
put out there, so it's like he doesn't have to
live with everything he's written being unless anyway, I'm.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Just gonna say, Lauren's gut has gotten you to six points,
so I would maybe give it a pass. Maybe all right, dear,
oh dear, let's move on. So here is your next quote,
Russ and Lauren. There has to be a level of
joy of what you're doing, it would be.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
Martin, because it seems obvious that would be.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Now that's fair.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Mmmm, gaming the game. We'll see, Steven Augie. What do
you guys think we'd all all right? Russ and Lauren
final answer.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
I think now I'm just gonna stick with George R. R.
Martin simply because he hasn't finished writing things, probably because
he doesn't have joy at it anymore.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Okay, that's so George R. Martin. It is and it's right.
For another point, well.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Done, switch and it wouldn't switch.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
It was it was an effective I genuinely for a
second thought, do I have this wrong? You're like, we're
so sure have worked all right, Steve, and you need
this or you need to do much better at the
double round. Here is your next quote? Writing is hard?
I mean I sit there and work at it. I

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don't know which one of these men said that, Martin.

Speaker 6 (48:36):
Sure, we'll go with Martin. I I really have no
idea who would have said that. I can understand why.

Speaker 10 (48:42):
Alright, get that last book out, Martin.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
It is Russ and Lauren.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Let's say you the only reason, because I know less
than anything about anything George rr Martin's ever said. I
would because of what you said about him taking so
long to put out book and he hasn't finished stuff
and whatever else. That seems to me like a person
because where that is nothing short of prolific. The dude
put out fifteen records.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
That's my thinking. You like that could all be I'm
sorry to use this language on your show, but hogwash.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Oh no, wow, dude, wow, we got rid of those
old ways.

Speaker 9 (49:19):
You gotta write that down. I gotta add that up.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
There are hogs in my family. My mother, my mother
was I'm half on myself. I come from a long
line of wild Sir, I've forgotten where we are. This

(49:42):
is Stevie and Hoggy's final answer.

Speaker 9 (49:44):
Uh the wild boars.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
We went with Martin Martin.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
You went with Martin? Good choice? It is correct. That
is George R.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
Martin.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Uh Russ and Lauren your next quote, Boy, there are
days where I get up and say, where the how
did my talent go? Look at this crap that I'm
producing here. This is terrible.

Speaker 5 (50:10):
I mean, like the al Apocalypse album does.

Speaker 13 (50:13):
Exist, that record is okay.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
And I don't know. I feel like maybe I'm being
a little bit uh uh swayed by the way Aaron said,
boy like.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Oh, like he was reading it in the style of y.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Okay, I'm going we're now Stevie and Auguie. Let's say
you joke's on you.

Speaker 9 (50:42):
I know that's but Martin sounds.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
You heard him once?

Speaker 4 (50:51):
You guys, Are you guys are saying that's actually Georgia R.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Martin.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
All right, Rust and Lauren, last chance to change your mind?
Final answer, please weird al you're sticking a weird al Uh,
and that is wrong. It's Georgia r and Martin. I'm afraid.
Oh well you're ahead anyway, So this might give a
chance to slightly balance the game out. Stephen, Augie, this
is your final quote from this list. Okay, I mean,

(51:16):
I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my
position in life and the way things have worked out
for me.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Weirdo. Yeah, I can see him. Yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
Okay, Like, what if it's just true about one person?

Speaker 10 (51:31):
We just know they both say it, but only what
actually means it.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
Ar It's like I have hooked both of these people
up to a polygraph.

Speaker 9 (51:45):
One of them is.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Steve mean Augie think that that is weird? Al Russell.
Lauren agreed, disagree.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Yeah, I know it's weird.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Oh all right, Oh that's that's pretty strong endorsement.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Look, she's going, do you and Augie final chance to
change your mind? Final answer? Please the weird out? It
is weird out of course, and he should be. He
should be, damn it. All right? Uh the final quote
from this list Russ and Lauren. I have an instinctual
distrust of conventional happy endings.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
What's conventional, that's unconventional.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
The show.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
I know, while we're about to deliberate, and I know
I do this all the time in the show, but
like I would like to stop off in price Aaron
again because these quotes could, like every one of them
is a holy craft. One of the others.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Could truly be.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
I genuinely tried very hard.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
Dude, you're I know I say this all the time.
Your so damn had that. I sound like I'm stelling
it him not what what do you think?

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Oh, that's tough. That's tough.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
Because it could very well be true about.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Martin.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Martin, him and his happy endings.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
Stevie and Aggy, you know, if you go to certain
parts of Las.

Speaker 6 (53:13):
Vegas, I'll agree and I agree you agree with both statements.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
Stevie and Ogi also think it's our George R. Martin,
uh Russe and Lauren final answer.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Please stick with Martin.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Good choice. It is correct, that is George R. Martin.
And as we finish our second list, Russ and Lauren
have eight points, Steve and Augie have five. It is
as always going to come down to our final list
to decide it. And for every entry on this list,
it is worth double points. Remember but now now the
list is musical acts weird Al has parodied or Polkad

(53:54):
according to weird al dot com. Or musical acts with
three or more Grammy wins or both.

Speaker 14 (54:03):
Nice, Oh my goodness, So musical acts that weird Al
has parodied or Polka according to weird al dot com.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Musical acts with three or more Grammy wins or both.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
I hope I'm not going to spoil anything, so I'm
gonna try and do an obvious one in in in
the hopes of making sure I understand this correct. So
if you were to say Michael Jackson, we would all
say both because he has like a million Grammys and
weird Al as Perry did him. But if you were
to say Jermaine Jackson, I know, I know, I know

(54:40):
that that's funny, but like Jermaine doesn't have any words
because he's one of his songs. Like, am I understanding
that right? Then that would be just weird al and
not also want anything.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
I cannot say if Jermaine Jackson is on either list
because I didn't look for him on weirdel dot com.
But if you're but if you're right, he is there,
then yes, If he hasn't won any Grammys, you just
say weird l Well if he's If he's won two
or fewer Grammys, you say weird. If he's won three
or more and he has been parodied by weirdel, you

(55:13):
have to say both, okay, okay, otherwise you get it wrong.
So but again, every every entry is worth two points.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
No one's ever looking for Jermaine Jackson, a cold blooded.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Somewhere, Jermaine Jackson is listening to I Love b F
y tw W.

Speaker 6 (55:33):
I can't wait to listen, Jermaine, I still love you man,
our number one fan behind vaccine.

Speaker 5 (55:40):
Jermaine Jackson Endorsmace. We were so cold months.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Russ and Lauren, you go first this time. Here is
your first musical act. Billy Idol.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
Dang, he's been paired. Yeah, but I don't think he's
ever Grammys. Okay, So I mean like he's had massive hits,
but I don't I don't remember if he ever did.
It was okay, we think weird.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Weird, just weird, hel Stevie and Augie. What do you think?

Speaker 2 (56:16):
I'm not sure I know who he is. Oh good,
So that's a good start.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
Wait, is there a fourth column for Steve, who is.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Well, it wasn't like that Martin guys. So I was like,
at least I know.

Speaker 6 (56:28):
Who this is, so parody three or more Grammys, three
or more Grammys or both or both.

Speaker 9 (56:37):
I think it's just three or more Grammys.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
But no, it's just weird.

Speaker 9 (56:40):
Hell oh yeah, yeah, sorry, Sorry, I got confused.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
I got myself accused here.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
I was gonna say you missed the part whe Russell
Lauren said, well, we know he's been parodied, so that
kind of nixes the whole Grammy only thing, assuming they're correct,
but I would put my faith in them.

Speaker 9 (56:57):
I will say both.

Speaker 4 (56:59):
Okay, you think both, Russell Lauren final answer for two points.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Yeah, we're gonna stick right out. Despite all. He's clear
like conviction in his thoughts.

Speaker 9 (57:08):
Yeah, confusion, he is conviction in my confusion.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
He's very quickly convicted, convicted guilty. It is just weird.
Now that's two points, very good, well done. Yeah, he
I believe has been nominated twice but never won, not mistaken. Okay,
on to the next one. This one's for Stevie and
Augie Madonna.

Speaker 6 (57:34):
I mean that's gotta be both right, She's won three Grammys, right,
she had due.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
She's been around for like ninety years. She won't fucking
die James coming back. She's a fucking zombie.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
No, you don't all, but I feel like that number
is off. I don't think.

Speaker 7 (57:55):
I don't know, man, I think he's just getting your
confused for Lady Gaga.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Guys don't need an answer.

Speaker 9 (58:03):
It's both, Yeah, probably both.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Okay, so you're sticking to both Russe and Lauren your opinion?

Speaker 1 (58:10):
I think it's got Yeah, it's got to be both too,
you know why not?

Speaker 4 (58:14):
Okay, Well they agree, So Steve and Augie final answer answer,
you're sticking to both? That's two points. Well, yeah, I
think she has not She's got a lot, a lot.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Yeah, not one for every decade?

Speaker 12 (58:29):
Yeah, okay, damn, just keep roasting Donna.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
Boy, can't we to listen to be.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
To the show.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Anyone else in Hollywood?

Speaker 9 (58:53):
Do you want to just all?

Speaker 2 (58:55):
He's the only one hasn't offended anybody yet? Wait till
the next one.

Speaker 9 (59:00):
No, I've already ruined my chances with Sorry about that.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
We gotta keep going. I'm never gonna get through this.
Russ and Lauren your next musical act? Jay Z.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Just Grammys.

Speaker 11 (59:15):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (59:18):
Hold on one second. I know, I know you're trying
to move along.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
Hold on, Lauren has some conviction. You can take some time.
I don't mind.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
I'm just worried about us.

Speaker 9 (59:26):
Scoop it.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
I'm gonna I'm gonna side with you, says just Grammy.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Says Russe and Lauren, Steve and Auguie. What do you think?

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Okay, that's us right, any of them? But sure you agree?

Speaker 7 (59:40):
I yeah, and I don't really remember any Yeah we agree, Yeah,
you agree?

Speaker 4 (59:46):
Okay, so they agree with you? Russ and Lauren? What
do you think? Final answer? Yeah, final answer is just Grammys.
That's two more points for.

Speaker 9 (59:58):
Absolutely. It didn't seem no.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
You know he's never done a jay Z parody, but.

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
Yeah, yeah, because he could have been one of the later.

Speaker 9 (01:00:08):
Post I was thinking, I'm like he did he like
do like a lyric.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Or two in a Poka something, but no, easy is
not listed as one of the acts he has parodied.
So well done. There's another two points. Dress and Lauren. Uh,
you guys better hope they start getting them wrong. Uh,
I'm doing all I can do over there. You are
you appreciated, but keep working, keep working good luck. Here
is your next musical act. Stevian Augie, Cindy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Lapper, Cimby Lapper have three or more? Because I know
there's already a song.

Speaker 9 (01:00:40):
Let me ask that question with another question. Who is
Cindy Lapper?

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Or loved her? Or hey just wanted to have fun
with her?

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
She's on her farewell to her now?

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:00:51):
I know goodbye.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
Indeed.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
As much as I'd love to.

Speaker 6 (01:00:55):
Say both, I don't think she has three or more
grammy So I'm gonna say just a weird al.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Do you think she has three more Grammies? You don't
know shoes?

Speaker 9 (01:01:03):
I think she has three or more cats?

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
I mean, no, all lucky. I wish I had three
or more cats. I'm gonna go with just weird al
because I don't think she had.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Three or more. Okay, I really Stevie effectively on his own.
I'm sorry, said I think Seidi thinks it's just weird
Al Russ and Lauren, what say you?

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
I want to say both, just because I feel like
she would have picked up at least three between the
first two records, like True Colors is like adult contemporary
schlock that they would have eaten up. Well. Yeah, that's
not the first one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
But no, I know, yeah, I think both.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
We think Russe and Lauren have gone both. Stevie has
this suaye you at all? This is your last chance
to change your mind. What's your final answer?

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
What do you think stay? Should I go? Because I'm
the expert, I think you're just gonna stay. I think
it's gonna be two. Watch it be two or some ship?

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
Oh you're sticking with just weird? Al that's two more
points for you. Well done. Yes, I believe she only
has two, but only to requirement. So let's move on
to our next item on this list. Russ and Lauren,

(01:02:16):
here's your musical act Simon and Garfunkle.

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
Right, I can't Yeah, I think only Grammy.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
You think only Grammys.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Yeah, it's only Grammys.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
Okay. That was a quick agreement. I don't know how
much I buy into it. It was Russ and Lauren
final answer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
I can't think of anything you watch and I'm like,
I feel like, be really upset about it. But yeah,
I think only Grammys.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
You think only Grammys? Okay, Well sadly for Stevie and Augy,
that's an are two points to you. Well done, sadly. Yeah,
he's never done Simon gar song, never put it in
a polka.

Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
So done.

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
Uh, Stevie and Augie, it's back to you again. You
need these cold plays.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Cold placing, uh.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Cold play, weird l three or more Grammys or both.

Speaker 7 (01:03:30):
I'm pretty sure that there's at least one in the
in a poka you think so?

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:03:35):
So probably both in cold place.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Uh. We're gonna deter refer whatever that word is to
tell them.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
To go, and you have to give an answer. First,
we just weirdo okay, Russe and Lauren.

Speaker 9 (01:03:48):
We see the red arrow.

Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
Both Russe and Lauren very quickly say both it's why,
it's it's Stevie and final answer, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Know if they do Grammys? Good? What do you want
to do? Both are just WEIRDO. We just we're okay,
he says, just weird.

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
I think they're short one back to the one day.
Look at the man they did Grami's good.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
So ste just so you are saying just weirdl okay,
no points for you. It was both Russe and Lauren
had it exactly right. All right. We go back to
Russe and Lauren for this next musical act, The Black
Eyed Peas.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
There's so many of them, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
For sure, for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
And here's the thing. I'm just going to say this.

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
You don't like the food or the group.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
That's true. If the Black Eyed Peas have one, three
or more Grammys, it would have been separate. I weep
for us.

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
No, that's just I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Didn't but the Black Eyed Beads coming on.

Speaker 5 (01:05:13):
First of all, Sydney Lauper was in a far more
competitive era.

Speaker 9 (01:05:18):
Black had kids.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
Also, it's not nearly as savage a roast as Madonna
being ninety years old.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
So yeah, facts.

Speaker 5 (01:05:27):
I mean, I wasn't religiously watching the Grammys then, but
I don't remember them like sweeping or anything. They probably
got like one, I think they got. They definitely got
stuff separate, but I don't think as a group.

Speaker 9 (01:05:40):
They are kids.

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
Bop.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
We're going with you're going with weirdell? Okay, very good,
Steve and Augie, what do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
Yeah, we just weird all as well? All right, well,
Rust and Lauren final answer time. Yeah, just we're just
and that is no points, it is both. Sorry. They
do have three or more Grammys. I don't have the
exact number, but I can't imagine it's too much higher.

(01:06:12):
It's probably and you know, maybe the Grammys have gone
to the dogs. We'll see Steve and Augie your next
musical act. Adele dell Adele as in Dude, you're getting.

Speaker 9 (01:06:32):
Sweet, Dude, you're getting Adele. Yeah, I prefer Gateway.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
No, No, I am referring to Adele the singer.

Speaker 6 (01:06:40):
Yes, I have no fucking idea what she sings.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
So she's got Grammys. We'll go with that for now.

Speaker 9 (01:06:48):
Grammys.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
Yeah, you're going with Grammy. Yeah, Russ and Lauren, what
do you say?

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
We're not in agreement?

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
So well, no, we are you well.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Okay, but quote quote.

Speaker 5 (01:07:02):
As we used to say in Detroit, both both.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
B o f both Russell Lauren say both both Stevie
and what do you say to that?

Speaker 6 (01:07:12):
So, fir, I still think it's just Grammy, So it
could be a newer song.

Speaker 9 (01:07:18):
We're gonna stick Poka just notice. But yeah, I think
just Grammy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
Just Grammy's all right, stick to your guns despite wrestling,
Lauren saying both and it gets you two points well done.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
In the newest swear, Poka?

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (01:07:34):
That was that he just released?

Speaker 9 (01:07:36):
I was going to that's what because that's what I was.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
If that is the case, then weird Al has not
updated his site since then because I searched for her
and she did not come up on that page.

Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
You don't put anyone into it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
She'll look at Hello is.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
In Polkamania the new Polka Poke Media. Okay, that just
came out. It's got Bad Guy by Billie Eilish, Hello
by Adele.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
And other things twenty twenty four. Oh, it just came
out like like a few months ago. But it has
been months and weird Hell has not updated his website
with this information.

Speaker 9 (01:08:15):
I mean, technically we're one, right.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
So I will say this list was literally it was
literally just according to what is on weird Al's website,
and she is not listed there. So you know what,
if if this had been yours, Russell Lauren, I would
give you the point. But since it was theirs and
they were correct, I will go ahead and give them
point anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
So honestly, that's that's the fairest way you can play
that as a post. And I'm like, I want, I.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Want this to be completely fair and absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
I didn't know that weird Hell's own site was I
had a feeling it was both.

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
Clear. I am going to contact the Podcast Gaming Commission.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
Got a good regulation man, Uh, you know what to
be to be honest, that's fair. I will have deserved
it at that point. Hey, Steve Union, so it is
it is now, Russ and Laurence tern Russ and Lauren, Uh,
your last musical act on this list, Dolly Parton.

Speaker 5 (01:09:16):
I would have given so much money for you to say,
Jermaine Jackson, both be amazing. Yeah, yeah, just.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
Grammys, says Russe and Lauren and Steve and are nodding rapidly.

Speaker 5 (01:09:29):
Yeah, but I got a great boob junk, I said,
And to Big mammiesm.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
Final answer, Russ and Lauren.

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
Yes, just Grammys is worth two points.

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
Well done. And Steve and Augie your final one, Jermaine
Jackson kidding, I'm kidding him, kidding Matchbox twenty oh.

Speaker 9 (01:09:59):
Shit, maybe a poka.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Give an answer.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Both, August says, both though I don't know how educated
he is on the subject, and Laura educated.

Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
No, it's both, it's both.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
They both say, what the heck they be on.

Speaker 9 (01:10:26):
It's gotta be like the new Mandatory Fund.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Maybe I don't think it's just Grammys. This is Grammys.
You think do you think it's both?

Speaker 9 (01:10:34):
We can change it to Grammys.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
You think it's both.

Speaker 9 (01:10:37):
Fuck it, hell Mary, Grammys.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
It's a hell of a hail Mary, because it's about
as wrong as you get. Yeah, it is just weird
now really. Yeah. Matchbox twenty does not have three or
more Grammys.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
They don't deserve them anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
But anyway, at.

Speaker 5 (01:10:55):
Least at least push is in a It's.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
In the Poka Power Poka from thee.

Speaker 9 (01:11:01):
It was in a Pokemon.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
The encyclopedic knowledge of this one, you see why I
was like, why I was so determined. A challenging game
for them anyway. Uh, congratulations Russe and Lauren. They have
won that game with sixteen points to eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
Okay, so it's gonna be no you you guys kept up.
You guys kept up. You just never really gained ground
after that first list. But but you, but you hung
tight for sure? Uh, and Russell Lauren take an additional
two episode points. They are up three to zero, but
Stevie and Oggie can take it back. Our next game
is worth three episode points, so they can tie it

(01:11:39):
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Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game three. Uh,
we're going to play. The cost is correct? I have
five recently.

Speaker 5 (01:12:48):
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Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
Welcome back to legally distinct. The cost is correct. I'm
your host, Robert Woofer, and I have.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Put down.

Speaker 5 (01:13:11):
Well done.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
I have your pets paid and cutered. Okay, so I've
got five items here, uh, summer auctions. One is actually
currently for sale, and I'm gonna need sale price on that.
But basically, all I need our teams to do is
the individual player who gives me the closest bid to
the actual final auction price or the sale price of

(01:13:33):
the item as it were, will win that listing, and
the first team to win three listings wins the game
and gets three points. Now, traditionally, when it's just the
two of you, we do final bit style where you
keep going over and over. However, because there's a full
set of four of you, we are doing it the
traditional way. One bid only. Oh shoot, okay, so you
better think about this, Steve and how you lost the

(01:13:55):
last game. So you have the choice do you want
your team to start the bidding or do you want
Lauren to.

Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
Start to bid.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Let's our guest start, okay, So you're going to be
staggered so that you can't bid one after the other.
So it will be Lauren, then Stevie, then Russ, then Augie,
and we will cycle through as we play. So Lauren,
you are going to be first to bid on this item.
Our first item I forbids today is this incredible concert
package two tickets and a VIP package with meat and

(01:14:23):
greet to weird Al Yankovic's twenty twenty five summer tour.
And this auction benefits the Homes for Our Troops charity.
And this listing can be yours if the cost is correct.
Can you get as close as possible to the final
auction price of this package? Lauren, you start us off.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Hold on, I'm trying to think about what I spent.
You think I'm joking that, Oh boy, four hundred and
fifty dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
Four hundred and fifty over to Stevie.

Speaker 6 (01:15:00):
I'm gonna say it's more than that because the vipl's
our packaged stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
I'm gonna say this is gonna be close to like
six hundred and.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
Ninety, okay, six hundred and ninety.

Speaker 5 (01:15:11):
Russ because of the charity involved, I'm gonna go way high.
I'm gonna add a grand to Lawrence. I'm gonna say fourteen.

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
Fifty, fourteen fifty, Augie, I'm gonna go a little bit higher.
Just goes out.

Speaker 9 (01:15:30):
I imagine it'd probably be a pretty good one.

Speaker 7 (01:15:32):
I'm just gonna go even two thousand.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
Two thousand, okkay, cool, So basically in order it just
kept going higher. Lauren bid four fifty, Stevie bid six ninety,
Russ bid fourteen fifty, and Augie bid two thousand. The
actual final auction price of this incredible concert package is

(01:15:55):
seventeen hundred dollars Russ d the listing.

Speaker 5 (01:15:59):
Very damn.

Speaker 9 (01:16:00):
I went over by three hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:16:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
When you said you were gonna go a little bit over,
I was like, ooh, there's room there.

Speaker 9 (01:16:06):
A little too far.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
Went a little too far. It's okay. Our first listing
goes to Russ and Lauren Nice. They have an edge. Guys,
you need these. Here is the next item of forbids.
Our next item is this rare book, this copy of
Comedy Bang Bang the podcast. Oh somebody DMed me, covered
up the covered up the damn. Oh now it's happening. Gosh,

(01:16:31):
now it's happening NonStop. People leave me alone. This copany
of Comedy Bang Bang the Podcast. The book has been
signed by twenty one cast members, including Weird Al Yankovic,
and this listing goes to the one of you who
bits closest to the final auction price without going over.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Stevie start us off, shoots me. We'll start a four
hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:16:51):
Four hundred says Stevie.

Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
Russ sixteen seventy five.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
Sixteen seventy five says Russ.

Speaker 7 (01:17:03):
Aggie, damn, I'll go.

Speaker 9 (01:17:12):
I can go under righte what he had? Yeah, okay,
I'm gonna go on even thousand, one.

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
Thousand says Augie, and Lauren two thousand, two thousand says Lauren.
So once again. Stevie bid four hundred, Ross bid sixteen
seventy five, Augie bit one thousand, and Lauren bid two thousand.
The actual final auction price of this book, with twenty

(01:17:36):
one signatures, including Weird Al Yankovic's eight hundred dollars. Stevie
wins the list of.

Speaker 7 (01:17:46):
Yeah, well once again to to this time.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
Next one'll be one and then I'll get it right
on the dot.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
Got this, you got.

Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
This all right? All right, So we're ready for our
third item. It's even stevens. So this time we're going
to start the bidding with Russ. Our next item is
this fantastic vinyl collection. The Weird Al Yankovic Squeezebox vinyl
collection has been played once but has mainly been on
display and comes with original packaging, including the sealed mini

(01:18:16):
LP of Beat on the Brat and This listing can
be yours if the cost is correct. Starting with Russ
twenty eight p fifty says Russ.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
Side note, I own that box set ooh, but I
paid retail for it when it was nice.

Speaker 9 (01:18:36):
Aggie, Shit, dude, I'll do twelve hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
Twelve hundred, says Augie.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Lauren thirty four to seventy five.

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
Thirty four seventy five says Lauren.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
Stevie is it a science correct?

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
No? Not?

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
Side What was Russ's bid?

Speaker 4 (01:18:57):
Russ's bid was twenty eight to fifty nine hundred, twenty
nine hundred, and the claws come out real it matter.
Russ bid twenty eight to fifty, Augie bit twelve hundred,
Lauren bid thirty four to seventy five, and Stevie bid
twenty nine hundred. The actual final auction price of this

(01:19:18):
incredible vinyl collection is twenty five one hundred dollars. Augue
wins that listing.

Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
I knew you knew it would be around here.

Speaker 10 (01:19:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
Ross was really close. He was just just a little
too high. Uh. It's all good, man, it's all good prices.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
This is great.

Speaker 5 (01:19:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:19:37):
Yeah, it's all priceless. Yeah, all of its price, most
of it went to charity, I believe.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
Yeah, that's how it works, lucky bitch charity.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Oh she got that extra ticket. Still all go as
your date.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
She got all the ticket, so uh, Steve mean Ugu,
you just need one more to win this game and
tie it up. Okay uh and Augie you will be
starting the bids this time. Oh boy? Item is this
rare signed costume? This is an actual costume warned by
weird Al during filming of the Dare to Be Stupid
music video. This yellow vinyl jumpsuit features the atomic symbol

(01:20:13):
patch on his left or right shoulder and as well
as the weird Al's signature in black marker. And this
listing goes to the one of you who bits closest
to the actual final auction price without going over. Augie
startus off one and thirty one, two hundred and thirty
so a thirty dollars up from his previous bit. Lauren,

(01:20:35):
Oh shit, it is.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Eight hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
Eight hundred dollars. Lauren comes down Stevie.

Speaker 6 (01:20:44):
Oh, I don't know if I should go lower, if
I should go way higher? And this is scary um
it suit signed. I'm gonna say two hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
Two hundred and fifty bucks. Remember weird Al actually wore this,
so it's probably got his DNA and so you could
make your own. Weird l Russ.

Speaker 9 (01:21:06):
Got a mustard stain out.

Speaker 5 (01:21:07):
Of you to be that guy. And I've always wanted
to do this because we watched so much prices right
twelve thirty.

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
One, twelve thirty, So our bids once again, Augie twelve thirty,
Russ Lauren eight hundred Stevie two fifty Russ twelve thirty one.
Why is that the right move? The actual final auction
price of this costume twenty eight hundred and fifty eight dollars.

(01:21:33):
Of course it was the right move. Ye damn absolutely
takes that one. It is even Stephens all tied up
as we got to our final item.

Speaker 9 (01:21:44):
Up for bids, all the more wounding.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
This final item up for bids is this sound waves artwork.
This artwork was generated using sound waves from Amish Paradise
and Feure's weird Al's signature and the title of the
song in his handwriting. All profits go to Sweet Relief
Musicians Fund and grants to help struggling musicians to pay

(01:22:10):
their bills and this listing can be yours if the
cost is correct. Now, this is not an auction, this
is a sale item. So someone put a price on this,
and we're gonna start with Lauren this time.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Fuck oh boy, five hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
Five hundred dollars, says Lauren. Stevie, it's gonna be higher.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
I'm gonna start it. I started nine hundred. That's a good.

Speaker 4 (01:22:32):
Nine hundred, says Stevie. Russ, thanks pitty, six hundred and
fifty dollars says Russ. And Augie do it to him
for twenty four to twenty, says Nice. So our bids

(01:22:56):
are Lauren bid five hundred, Stevie bid nine hundred, Russ
bid six fifty, and Augie bid four twenty. The actual
sale price of this artwork with weird Al's signature on
it to benefit charity four thousand dollars. Stevie wins the listings.

Speaker 9 (01:23:15):
We love all the hell out of that.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
Which means Stevie and Auggie have won this game and
win three episodes. Shoot, we can't dance, how the fuck?

Speaker 5 (01:23:31):
I don't even take the proverbial hat.

Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a draw.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
Everybody wins hell yeah, everybody also loses. Yeah, I guess
it depends on how you're looking. Well, this has been
I'd brek your question real quick. I don't have anything.
Look at the time, I gotta go listen. I expect

(01:23:59):
to two hours yesterday compiling all this shit. Y'all didn't care.
I'm not doing anymore. I'm not doing any more work.
I'm done. I'm done. We're living with this. We are
living with this.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
Result weird out with five eleven and a half and answer.

Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
I will say I mentioned something real quick. So every
time I've ever been on your show, when we get
asked what charity we play for it, I talk about
a charity called music Musicians who don't have that And
Sweet Relief was the original. There's actually an album from
the nineties called Sweet Relief that was founded for Victoria
Williams and Pearl Jam and Soul Asylum and a bunch

(01:24:40):
of bands are on there. It's a really good album
that people should listen to, but also like we should
take care of our artists.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
Yes, yeah, absolutely, yeah, that's so awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
Absolutely a thousand.

Speaker 5 (01:24:51):
For joy that Weird aw contributed something that made four
thousand dollars for that that's awesome. Yeah, it's incredible, better
than my eleven dollars that I contribute to Music Care
every year.

Speaker 4 (01:25:01):
Yeah, and that that item was sold, by the way,
it wasn't just just sitting the sale available for anyone.

Speaker 7 (01:25:06):
I figured it was when you said somebody set the price,
which usually means somebody sold.

Speaker 4 (01:25:10):
That, but it wasn't an actual auction. It was like,
this is how much it is, and someone said, yep,
that's a worthy cause and worthy artwork. So good on them.
Although I traditionally don't like rich people anyway, so it
is so it shall be. Uh, we have a draw.
Everybody's a winner. Everybody kicked ass today and I hope
you guys enjoyed had as much fun as I did.
I had an absolute blast, And I want to thank

(01:25:33):
once again Russell Laurence for coming along and having the
fun with us and making with the funny as effectively
as you do every time. It is just a joy
to hang out with you guys, and I really appreciate it,
so thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
You're having us. This has been We've been looking forward
to this all day weeks, not even kidding. It's like
literally written on the calendar.

Speaker 4 (01:25:56):
We scheduled it. We scheduled it weeks in advance.

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
There comes a point every time we're on the show
where I end up saying like prefacing what I'm gonna
say with like I'm not just trying to cut your guys,
but like, we have a lot going on this week
because it's a holiday week like everyone does, and we
have today alone, we have like a lot going on,
and we've been going tomorrow, we have to do this,
we have to do this, we have to do this,
and we get to go on Be a Fly's we've

(01:26:24):
used like everything, We've been like, we have to go
down here, we have to run over there, and then
we get to go on b FY even like we're
huge w w E fans and we're going to watch
the Survivor series tonight. But it was like, oh and
then we have to watch the Survivor series, but like
before that, we get to go on So I just like,
for whatever that's worth, that's how we frame that is
in our mind what we're doing. It's not like then

(01:26:44):
in the middle of the day we gotta go on
be a Fly, Like it's like we get to so.

Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
We genuinely love beautiful, love you so much and Belladonna
for all the stitches, all these christ and treats.

Speaker 5 (01:27:02):
Don't let her kill the very actor recently about how many.

Speaker 4 (01:27:09):
Treats because dogs don't understand when you withhold treats anyway,
So yeah, plug your stuff, man, Uh, have you got
any fun? I think I heard that you guys had
put the YouTube on hiatus for a short time. Is
that correct someone like me? Okay, I may I may

(01:27:30):
have read like like an ages old post on the
discord and thought it was new. Maybe go on vacation
a few days.

Speaker 5 (01:27:41):
Plug YouTube because Lauren has something way cooler coming up
on uh podcasts. So not that our YouTube channel is
and awesome, but uh, we have three videos every single week,
and it's it's funny that you say that because I
recently you know how any YouTube video you watch, at
some point, they're always like, hey, make sure it's subscribe
and smash that like button, Like okay, you know why

(01:28:04):
you hear that in every video? Hold on? We have
people who have subscribed to our channel for years, and
we put out three videos every single week, every Sunday,
every Thursday, every Saturday. There is a new video on
our channel right now as I'm talking to y'all. We're
recording this two days after Thanksgiving twenty twenty four. We
have three videos per week. It get edited, uploaded, scheduled

(01:28:26):
on our through the second week of January. Okay, damn.
The most common comment we get is, oh, hell, I
didn't know you guys are still putting videos out, and
it's like, what, like you're subscribed, like what, like, what
do you need?

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
And they can't all be reading undated messages on discord.

Speaker 5 (01:28:47):
But anyways, we have three videos every single week. Sunday
we do vinyl stuff, which is just us talking about
literally just like, oh, hey, we were in Target and
saw this record and bought it and here's our thoughts
on it. Thursday is our favorite videos, which is we
just come up with stuff like what's so great about
this album? Here's five songs you forgot about from that decade,
like as of the recording of this. Our most recent

(01:29:09):
video from that is five awesome soundtracks from the eighties,
you know, like just great soundtracks you should go back
and check out. And then on Saturdays we do our
reaction videos, which is like, you know, that's a big
thing that people do on YouTube, but we really have
fun with it, and we try and pick stuff that like,
not everyone else is doing, and we do requests from
people that are like, oh, no one's ever reacted to this,

(01:29:30):
can you do that? We're like, sure, we got time,
you know. So anyways, Lauren has way cooler stuff coming
up on the Beardell Podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
I don't know about all that. Oh I do, I do?

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
We recently recorded and it's going to be coming out
I think probably the day after this, if everything lines
up the way that I want to in my head.
We sat down with Ian Globinger, who is the creative
director of the Roosevelt's shirt brand and they do a
bunch of fun pop culture shirts and stuff like that,
and so he came on the show not to talk

(01:30:02):
about the Roosevelt shirts at all, but to talk about
UHF And we had a great time with him doing that.
And I think it's just kind of fun to get
people who are known for one thing to come and
talk about something else, you know, and have a good
time with that. So yeah, that was pretty awesome. I'm
in the middle of the Dare to Be Stupid album
Deep Dive on the show, so I'm kind of taking

(01:30:23):
a break between sides of the album to do some
stuff like the the UAHF episode that's coming out. We're
gonna do some holiday things. I've we got to get
it lined up, but I'm pretty sure. We're going to
have Chris from the Trivial Warfare podcast and also just
all around great guy and friend of ours and Bob
another great guy friend of ours over to talk about

(01:30:47):
that is the Weird Else.

Speaker 5 (01:30:47):
Song anymore though it is the brother of the guy
who runs.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Bob is Jonathan's brother, Yes, from Trivial Warfare, And they're
going to come over to talk about the New Year's
Eve polka that Weird Al did with Jimmy Fallon. It
just came out this year. We're going to talk about
that kind of as a holiday thing. And Zach Russa's son,
my step son, all around cool kid, also cool guy,

(01:31:11):
cool grown man he is. He will be visiting us
soon and so we're gonna record something for the show
as well. I'm gonna be a holiday thing too.

Speaker 5 (01:31:20):
That kid's so cool that you've heard me say this.
I regularly tell him that if he wasn't my kid,
I'd be pissed that he wasn't my kid.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
Ye hell yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
I think we're gonna do it oops Al Robinson's holiday
extravaganza on the Weird Podcast. So yeah, and then getting
into the new year, we're gonna hit side too of
the Dare to Be Stupid album, which is gonna be
a huge but it's only uphill from.

Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
There after that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
So yeah, we're any time, you know, talking about weird
al stuff, and I feel like we're in a golden
age of of weird al dum, you know, with this
new tour that's happening, you know, shows like this podcast happening,
with all of the weird Al questions and stuff. It
just goes to show that, you know, the man is
a endless fount of excellence.

Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
When you can't tell the difference between what he said
and what Miss Manner said, you are a fan of
an awesome person.

Speaker 4 (01:32:11):
Yeah, zag Yeah, I was just I was just scrolling
through weird l TV shows quotes and I was just
struck by how many of them were just like they
were like they were like they were very like, you know,
here's the way you should behave, you know, and I
was like, wow, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
It was a whole thing and I'm not going to
like Derail too too much. But the reasoning behind that
the Weird Al Show, which aired for like eight glorious
weeks in the Year of Our Lord nineteen ninety seven
on CBS Children's television in the morning. He was forced
to do so much on that show that he didn't
want to do. Like the reason there's all of those
like manners and moral lessons is because children's television is

(01:32:58):
supposed to teach you something, and so you watch that
whole thing and there's so many fun weird Al nuggets,
but there's also so much just like shoehorned education into it.
But it is worth watching just to watch Harvey the
Wonder Hamster wrestle with Macho Man.

Speaker 4 (01:33:16):
Yes, the dirt quote is currently there is dirt somewhere
underneath you right now was taken was taken from an
entire paragraph about dirt, including such gems as rocks are dirty.
They're typically found in the dirt. That's why there's dirt
on them. I just I just cackled. I cackled. I

(01:33:41):
tell you, did you watch it?

Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
Do you think you can find The Weird Al Show.
I think it's on Amazon Prime.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
It's on like one of those Apple things. I saw
it when I was.

Speaker 5 (01:33:52):
And I promise I'm also not trying to derail. Let
me ask you all this how far because I think
if y'all go through Canada, how far of a drive
is Detroit for y'all?

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Six hours? I can get there. I can get there
in four hours and forty five minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:34:06):
I'm just gonna throw this out there.

Speaker 4 (01:34:07):
It's supposed to be six hours if you're driving the
speed limit.

Speaker 5 (01:34:10):
Yeah, Lauren and I will be at the Pineapp Music
Theater in Detroit, Michigan, on July second to c weird
Al Yakovic and all of his glory and concert.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
Oh yeah, just get out there, CA.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
You guys are available.

Speaker 5 (01:34:24):
My son and about twenty of his friends have long
tickets in.

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
There, so you rate a good kid man.

Speaker 5 (01:34:33):
So I'm just saying that is July Wednesday, July second
is an option. And I will tell you that Weird
l in all of his time ever playing Detroit, has
played the venue up the road, the Meadowbrook Amphitheater, which
is like a tenth the size of Pineapp.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
It's gonna be huge.

Speaker 5 (01:34:48):
The fact that he's playing this place is like I've
seen everybody ever in this place because I used to
be able to walk there when I was a kid,
and it is like a seventeen thousan and seat amphitheater outside.
It's going to be electric cool. You all should make
the drive and we'll do some sort of in person
be f y t w against.

Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
Shoot, I'll look into it, I'll shoot what we can do.

Speaker 5 (01:35:11):
Hell yeah, yess I Like they live where they can
just cut through Canada to get to the rest of
the US.

Speaker 4 (01:35:19):
That's why the border crossing isn't the most fun thing
ever the right Yea.

Speaker 5 (01:35:27):
It was so much better when I was a kid,
because everybody in Detroit since you turned nineteen, you drive
over to Canada because that's legal. Drinking it everybody Detroit.
It's like, I'm nineteen, let's go drinking. And it used
to be so much easier than it is now.

Speaker 6 (01:35:40):
It's fifteen minutes, dude, Like fifteen to twenty minutes is
the border to Canada from here?

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
Like we did the same.

Speaker 5 (01:35:48):
Totally all right, Well.

Speaker 9 (01:35:49):
It's finish wrapping this up.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
We do this. We love you.

Speaker 4 (01:35:54):
Yeah, it's same, same, same, same, like SA.

Speaker 5 (01:36:00):
Saves because we love you of that start.

Speaker 2 (01:36:04):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
Because friendship.

Speaker 5 (01:36:14):
Test friends friend you.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
I just that's that's friends, yany.

Speaker 6 (01:36:21):
That's what
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