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Bullet-time! Long, slow-mo shots in mid-air! Reverse kanji and a sushi menu! We've got you covered with all the green-tinted, leather-weather, trench-coat-rocking scifi-action as Scott, Matt and Andrew tackle The Wachowski's "The Matrix", starring Keanu Reeves and Laurence FIshburne. From the incredible visuals to the wooden acting to the still-not-entirely-resolved plot hole(s), they're here to take you as far down the rabbit hole...

We've made it to the final film in 1998, at long last. And boy what a... just a cinematic... ... movie to go out on. Or something. Y'know, we gotta be honest here: Comin' into the turn of the century has really made us re-examine some of these classic childhood films and, frankly, we've found them severely lacking when compared to how we remembered them. Like, do you guys remember that time we reviewed "The Never-Ending Story"? Yea...

Sweet Mary, Mother of Chimichanga and all that is 4th Wall Breaking humor, we're back! And what a movie to return on, too. From the innumerable cameos (including one on this very episode from our beloved friend Matt-pool - thanks to technical difficulties...) to the lengthy discussion of what implications this has on the overall MCU and the future of several of the characters, we bring you our "certified fresh out of our brown pant...

The first request of 2024 AND of Season 4 brings us the most riotous film we've had to date - for one reason only: Dougray Scott's "Prince Henry". Dude's got some real big feelings, okay? Like... enough that we basically forgot Drew Berrymore's "Danielle" or Anjelica Huston's "Rodmilla de Ghent" were even in this! Strap in for hilarity, drama and a little dash of even more stupid humor for Scott to enjoy as we review 1998's "Ever A...

So, we did mention them early on in the episode but it's important for us to note here that the Olsen Twins DID actually have their own version of this film in 1995, starring Kirsty Alley and Steve Guttenberg, called "It Takes Two". That's a little fun fact there for ya! Anyways, we're not here for that - we're here for 1998's debut of Lindsay Lohan (and subsequently Nancy Myers as a Director), "The Parent Trap", a classic Disney t...

LETS. GET DOWN. TO BUSINESSSSS!!!! To enjoy... the poooood! Man is that song just a "Turn it up to 11", though. Lindsay and Scott take on the final success of Disney's Renaissance Era before things begin to turn murky, at best, with Mulan, starring Ming-Na Wen, Eddie Murphy and BD Wong, with accompanying music by the talents of Donnie Osmond, Christina Aguilera, Stevie Wonder and 9- wait, that can't be right... 98 Degrees?! Jesus, ...

So, Scott was sick last week, otherwise this would've been out all the sooner. We're sorry about that, gang! But, here's another war movie for ya, for being so patient! And man what a war movie it is, isn't it? Some might even say it's the penultimate example of what all war films should aspire to be, with many failing in its wake. But just what makes this so good? Was it the acting? The drama? The storytelling? Well, Scott, along ...

Welcome, one and all, to Episode One of Season 4!! We've taken a month off to clear our heads, get our houses in order and... completely let them fall apart all over again. What can we say? We're nothing if not consistently inconsistent! But, finally we're here with our final film of 1997 - Don Bluth's "Anastasia", starring Meg Ryan and John Cusack, to name a few. How historically accurate is this movie? Why was it so successful? I...

It's the most... wonderful tiiiiime... of the Pooooood! That's right everybody: Not only are we closing out Season 3 but also the year with our annual Christmas spectacular. This year, Tim Allen joins the ranks of Holiday dads beyond incapable of cooking a turkey - man put zero prep time in, come on, son! - as Scott Calvin, destined to knock the then-Santa Claus off his roof and thereby seal his fate in becoming the next Kringle Ki...

Is there finally a song that's makin' Scott get emotional? OH! There so is! Was this arguably one of the best Disney villains of probably totally absolutely fersure all time!? We won't say yes but... I mean come on. The pegasus blew his effing hair out! That's genius!! Welcome to Disney's Hercules from 1997, the world's first Disney film NOT based on a fairy tail, but instead dipping a tentative toe into the tides of mythology. Oh,...

We'd like to sum this film up with a single phrase, if we could be so bold: Yada-yada. Did we have fun? Oh for sure! Was it hilarious? Most outrageously so! Did it have a proper villain and a plotline devoid of holes bigger than a jump-point entryway? ...-ahem- anyway... Come to your own conclusions, think for yourselves, draw with your own fingerpaints... but be sure to check out our review, nonetheless!

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We're back from a brief stint in... not... releasing an episode! We had some scheduling to work out, some drinks to be had, some ass to kick! But we're finally back to you and finally back to the timeline. And what an enjo-... no. No, that's not the word. What an excitin- nope. That's not it either. What a Batman movie to return to! There we go! This was certainly one of the Batman movies ever, that's for sure! Joined, as if you ne...

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Let the Lord of Chaos rule! We're covering two episodes of book spoilers this week and there are lots of twists and turns to cover. There were some tough bits to get through and some really exciting ones. We were wrong about lots of stuff and did our best to make correct predictions for the finale. Join us for the wildly mixed bag that was episodes 6 & 7 and we'll be back for the full-spoiler discussion of the finale soon!!

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It's nearly time. We've nearly hit the end of the road for this incredible season and honestly, we're sad. Two years we waited for this to come back and in almost a flash, it's practically gone. Actually by the time this releases the final episode will be upon us. Damn, what an insane trip its been! Egwene's still showing defiance, Mat and his magic mushroom madness, Perrin crosses the multverse to enter Dune... it's just a lot. An...

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