August 8, 2025 • 26 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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are Lil Bro, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm snacking on chips , nigga.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
What you mean.
We're trying to do thedisclaimer.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I get it, but I think the audience knows what's real.
You're not really an asshole.
Scootie really doesn't abductbitches, and Lotta well, he
ain't got no bitches, but I Imean still what's up?
Good point.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Snackables bitch.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
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Speaker 5 (00:37):
And then start saying what does she rank in terms of
like qualities?
Was she your nicest person youever met?
Probably not.
You probably met a nicergirlfriend, but then she wasn't
as smart.
Okay.
So then, is your your nicestperson you ever met?
Probably not.
You probably met a nicergirlfriend, but then she wasn't
as smart.
Okay, so then, is your wifeyour smartest?
Probably not, but she's smart.
But then the other girl who wassmarter wasn't as nice.
You know what I'm saying.
Looks like your wife.
Is she the finest girl you everdated?
You're like hell.
No, it can't be, because she athought, that girl's a thought I
(01:01):
say that to my wife all thetime.
Me and my wife.
There's no way we can max out.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
The baddest chick you had is never your wife.
Never, because usually theydon't have the qualities to be
your wife.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
They didn't work on themselves any other way,
because they look so good.
All they do is dunk.
They can't shoot a free throw.
Yeah.
So, it's real, huh.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
And they were all divorced.
The following day.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
So that, of course, is Marcellus Wiley on his
platform talking about maxingout in a relationship.
Basically, he's saying that youcan't get everything top level
in comparison to other peopleyou've dated across the board.
Where do you guys fall on that?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
He's saying, like the minute you get married, that's
that's what he's saying, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Or like when, like the one you chose to marry, like
it's kind of less, I guess,yeah, yeah, yeah doesn't equate
to what you were doing beforewell, you just say you'll never,
she'll never be the top ofeverything, she'll never be
first.
Oh, she'll never.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Match everything, match up yeah, okay, got you,
got you, got you.
Oh man, I don't know thatthat's an interesting take,
because I've never heard anybodysay that before.
So that one's, that one's tough.
Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
I mean, I guess I agree I guess I agree.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I guess I agree with kind of, because I'm like that
it's tough to say, because Imean, if you dealt with so many
different chicks and then if youchose to marry one, mean
clearly it had to be somethingspecial for her for you to put
the ring on her.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I don't think he's saying that there's nothing
special about them.
I just think he's saying thatthe other qualities, where she's
not you know the best in thatcategory that you've been with,
outshine that one category.
Hence why he's with her, gotyou.
So he's not saying that she'snot quality or right as well.
You just say in certain areasyeah yeah, where do you guys?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I don't look at like that's such a weird way to look
at it for me like if, if I'mdating, if I'm, you know, let's
say I've dated three girls andI'm no, you have but yeah let's
say, I have in this world, um,and I'm, and I'm dating a girl
now that I think I'm gonna marry.
I'm not thinking, I'm notlooking at her, I'm like, well,
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her ass is smaller than thesecond one, her boobs are bigger
than the third and she'ssmarter than the first one, but
I like her, you know, I'm justlike.
I don't like that's such a yeahI why.
But it's like, and then it'slike okay, I'll tally all that
up and then decide if I want topropose like that's uh, like no,
like I don't, I wouldn't lookat, I wouldn't look at my
girlfriend like that yeah, it'salmost like you building a bitch
(03:37):
, kind of.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
But then you left some shit out like, yeah, it's
like, yeah, you built a bitch,but then you left some shit out
like Build a bitch, yeah, youbuild a bitch, but then you left
some shit out.
I don't want her too perfect.
She has to have some flaws, butyou know she can't be.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
So I mean, what he's saying is probably what would be
the flaws that you would pick,though, right, oh man, where do
we start?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
So let's say, you had All right.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Let's say Says our listeners, but anyway Says one
listener.
Fuck you, cheryl.
You think I forgot about you.
I didn't leave you in 2022.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I remember you, he really did not forget damn.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, I listened to that episode like two months ago
.
Fuck that bitch.
Anyway, sorry, we're in 2025.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
That was my past.
Okay, back to yourbuild-a-bitch proposition.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Would you build-a-bitch?
No, I would not.
My wife is everything that.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I want.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
She's maxed out in every single way.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
So you don't agree, then no, I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I'm completely against it Especially when.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
I've been married twice.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah and right, right right, you know, I think he has
a lot of uh good points when hesays oh, you know, usually the
more attractive women havethought tendencies, right?
Um like my first marriage.
Like my ex wife, she was youknow six years older and
(05:06):
attractive at the time, Um, butthat's shifted in like almost
immediately after we starteddating.
It was like, oh, that's notenough, that's not, that is not
enough, that is terrible.
Wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Immediately after we started dating.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Immediately Now I was , I was, I was young and stupid.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Immediately me now I was, I was young and stupid
right um, which is what I'mtrying to keep you guys away
from.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
It's working yeah, right, it really is.
Um, shout out to the bro, butyeah, but now you know, I'm
married to someone who really isand I don't want to say
something as cliche as checksall the boxes, but she is
phenomenal in every single way,right, uh, so so to have that as
a point for comparison is, Idon't know.
I think it's unfair for me tointerject in this conversation,
(05:51):
because where I'm at right now,it's just everything's off the
charts.
It's like light years ahead.
Yeah, beauty, passion,intelligence, you know,
supportive.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I feel like that's how it should be when you find a
wife.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah 100% you would think I mean remember you're
putting the ring on her, that'show that's how you know she's
your wife.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Exactly, exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Um so that's why I was so torn in the beginning,
because I'm like man, that'skind of tough to really answer.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Right.
So let's say it's you know yourlife, 2k wife build oh, I'm
here.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I'm in it.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
And you get.
How many points do you get todo a?
My player in NBA 2K.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
He's on at midnight it's not by point system, but
it's not.
It's not my point system, butit's like everything is from
40ish to 99.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
right.
So so you gotta say you have acertain amount of points.
You start off with 50 in everyyear.
First off, what are five areasthat you would uh want or you
want us to rate, and where wouldyou allocate the points?
Let let's say you start with 49and I give you, well, let's say
, 50 points, five differentcategories looks, intelligence,
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compassion, support andindependent.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Hmm, what independent Hmm.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
What were?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
they one more time.
I forgot all of them.
You said looks yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Looks compassion, support.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, support.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
There's one more Intelligence, intelligence,
thank you.
Compassion, support, and thenindependence, and then
independence.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Okay, good, all right , I feel big bro.
And then independence.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
And then independence .
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Okay, good, All right .
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Ben, yeah, I feel big bro.
I agree with you on the firstfour for sure.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
And we get 50 points and we're allocating them into
each of these, but they startoff with 49.
Oh, got it.
Oh, we're trying to get them to99?
.
All right, ben, all right, I'mhere, I'm here long in.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I'm curious about the uh, the independent.
What do you mean in full bythat?
So I I think a lot of people inrelationships.
We think like, um, you have togive yourself all to somebody at
all times, and if you don't,then you're not doing the right
thing.
I would say the opposite.
I would say that each personneeds to be an independent
entity that comes together withthe other person.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Agreed 1000%.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So when I say independent, I mean does it need
to be with you 24-7?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That's big for me.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Right.
Does it allows you to beindependent as well?
I don't like cling.
Yeah, um, I don't like clingychicks.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I see what you mean.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I don't like clingy chicks at all so someone who's
strong, who's strong enough tobe like oh no, I can go do this,
right, you know, I can get upand go work out.
Or I can get up and, you know,go go to work and do certain
things so what you say,independence looks, intelligence
, compassion, and what was thelast one?
Uh, it's looks.
Compassion, support,intelligence and independence.
That's what I forgot withsupport.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Okay, you have your I'm not sure I did this right,
but I got numbers, all righteverybody starts at a 49 and now
, all right, what do we got?
Do you want to go bone by onefor each category?
Yeah like round robin or justlike list them off and uh no,
(09:35):
just start, looks.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
And then you started with 49.
You have 50 points to give toincrease your players, your
girlfriends, score.
Where are you allocating thepoints to increase your
girlfriend's score?
Where are you allocating thepoints?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Okay, okay, so you're just asking me and not hugging.
I gave looks a 75.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Okay so you that might be too high just over math
on the first someone else gofor someone else.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
You just gave 26 of your points to looks someone
else go first.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I'm.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I'm a visual learner so you gave 26 points and now
you're at 75.
That's what you're telling me.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
No, okay, let's say I give 10 points to looks, I'll
give 8 points to support, I'llgive 15 to independence.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Wait, hold on.
How much are you giving tolooks?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Oh God, what did I?
15?
, 15.
Okay, 15 to looks.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Wait, hold on, hold on.
How much are you giving tolooks?
Oh God, what did I?
15?
15.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Okay, 15 to looks All right, support will go 10.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
10.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Intelligence will go 10.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
10.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Independence 10, and then the rest in compassion and
the rest in compassion and therest in compassion.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Is that that's a lot for compassion 10, 20, 30 plus
15, for you to give five pointsto compassion she doesn't need
all right, she doesn't needcompassion.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Now you're up no five compassion or sorry you're late
, it's done it.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
It's done, you're in.
God damn it, you're in.
So you gave 15 to looks.
Now your girl is a 64 in looks.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
In 2K.
That's terrible.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Five to compassion.
So your girl is a 54.
She's not compassionate at allI got to work late.
Fuck you, I'm fucking your bestfriend.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Oh damn, no compassion.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Ten to support, but then she supports.
I shouldn't have fucked yourbest friend.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I'm so sorry.
This is literally build a bitch.
This is exactly what you saidyou didn't want to do.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I'm just trying to figure.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
You didn't want to do I'm just trying to figure out,
because you allocated yourpoints in a certain way.
Don't blame me, except you'rewelcome.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, 59 in intelligence.
So she kind of stupid See howmuch time they have and then 59
for independence.
So, lana, your girl is not Igot you, I like the crazy ones.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
I don got you.
I like the crazy ones, I don'tknow.
I like the crazy, not caringdumb ones, so Scooty what would
you do?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Looks All right, I got looks on 15.
Looks plus 15.
So you're at 64 with looks.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
I got intelligence 10 .
Speaker 1 (12:37):
So you're at 59 with intelligence.
Hold on a second.
Let me make sure I get thisright.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
This sounds like mine , doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
It's similar to mine too.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
All right Intelligence is at 59.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Support 10.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Support 10.
Plus 10.
Compassion 8.
So you're at 59 for support.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
She don't care either .
Speaker 3 (13:00):
And independent 7.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Compassion 8.
So you're at 59 for support shedon't care either and
independent 7.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Compassion 8, you said yeah.
All right, so you're at 57.
Okay, and then what was theother one?
You said?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
And independent 7.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Independence 7.
He's like that's my girl rightnow.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Pretty much.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Were you basing it off of that?
Actually, what Of her Of NurseNewbooty?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
So we can all assume that Nurse Newbooty is at 64, it
looks Dang.
I've seen pictures, man.
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
You're an asshole.
Nah, she's off the charts, sheis intelligence 59.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Support is also 59.
Compassion 57.
And independence 56.
He's like not only is she notcompassionate, but she needs to
be with me 24-7.
That's terrible, all terrible.
Alright, lil Bro, do you haveyour list?
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I'm trying to get all these numbers.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
I can't believe I didn't have any time to get my
numbers right right.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
So how do you feel about your girls guys?
Do you think she your girls?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
guys, do you think she's going?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
to make it in this league.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
No, I mean here all of those are important to me.
If I had to go down the list ofmost important or least
important.
It's like compassion, support,independence looks intelligence
Probably in that order.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Compassion will be your most important.
It's funny because that's theleast amount of points.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
No, because I thought it was because I'm bad at math,
right?
So when I finished, you can'tjust change it.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I think you're bullshitting yourself because
you went through the list yourfirst time.
Without thinking about theproper order of it, you just
started giving out shit.
The first thing you said waslook, 26 points, 375.
I can't handle ugly bitch.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
How many points did you put for looks?
Did you put 26?
Is what I said before?
No, I put 15, which you saidsecond.
It should have been five.
That should have been five.
The rest should have been incompassion.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, I agree it should have been.
There's a reason why it wasn't.
When we asked you If you wentwith one of them, it would have
been locked in.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
But I went with you first, sir, the worst one at
math.
That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I don't feel like it's a math problem If we're
keeping it 100, I don't thinkthis has anything to do with
math.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I'm terrible at math.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
but what you're doing right now has nothing to do
with arithmetic, sir, At all.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Can we listen to Lil Bro's list?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I think he's still trying to look for more points.
He has to borrow some points.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Okay, I have looks 13 .
Speaker 1 (15:52):
So 49 plus 13.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
All right Intelligence 10.
10.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Oh shit, All right Intelligence 10.
I need a drum roll.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Intelligence 10?
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Compassion 8.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
This is sounding similar.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
See, this does sound like mine.
It's a board 10.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
All right.
Where am I at now?
I know I got independence.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
That's what.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I've been trying to do, calculating all this, do all
this shit.
Man, I didn't think we wasgoing to be doing a riff,
a-ticking shit, oh damn.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Independence.
You said what.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I didn't say it yet.
Because I said it, I don't knowhow many points I have left.
That's actually where I'm atyeah, I have a number here.
I just want to.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I don't want to Well say it, I don't want to go over.
Say what number it is 11.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I don't want to go over.
I don't want to go over.
I don't think you.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I've seen that a lot at Wells Fargo Well give me nine
for compassion.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Wait what?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
did you have 13.
Jeopardy 13, 10, 8.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
No, I changed it to 9 .
Compassion.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
No, you can't change it.
We've established.
You can't change it.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
That's cool.
It's all hypothetical.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Independence 11, and that will leave you with eight
for support.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
That's what we got.
This girl would suck in 2K.
She'd be terrible.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
So little bro, 62 looks.
So we see, looks isn't asimportant for you as it is for
the other two.
Both of them had their girls at64.
Um, make mine with a grain ofsalt.
Intelligence 59 like.
Um, all of you gave 10 pointsto intelligence, which says a
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little something, but asunintelligent as you guys are
sometimes, I don't know ifthat's the best place to
allocate your points no, nolow-key this is.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
I've had conversations like this with my
friends.
I'm like, dude, I can't marrysomebody dumber than me.
Like that's a fear, is like Imeet the love of my life.
She's so stupid.
Yeah, we'd be fucked.
We'd have no money.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah, I have a low tolerance for dumb.
Yeah, I can't.
I can't do dumb.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
You should have put I would have, I would have big
bro.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
He had a comment going.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I did, I'm going to keep that here.
Keep that here, nah Keep thathere.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Nah, go ahead, nope, say what you got to say Not
going to do it.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Say what you got to say.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
It's a lot of.
He deleted that category of myplayer.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
It's going to be real hard for you to find somebody
dumber and I'm not saying thatno, no, damn.
No, I don't mean it like that.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I don mean you're pretty stupid.
No, I wouldn't say oh, no hereserves that for scooty.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah, not you.
Yeah, he thinks you're mildlystupid.
Right, he has a mild case andhe thinks most people are mildly
stupid.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Agreed, only in comparison only in comparison,
but we'll talk about that on adifferent snackable.
Um, all right, uh, compassion,you gave your girl eight.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I gave her more, but I didn't have enough then you
couldn't give her more.
That's what I'm saying.
I had to sacrifice for looks.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
No, so you don't want her to be compassionate.
I do want her to becompassionate, but you just this
shit is hard, it's hard.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
all those components are important.
That's kind of the point ofthis.
But you just I told you, man,this shit is hard.
It's hard Because we need.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
That's kind of the point.
All those components areimportant.
That's kind of the point ofthis.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
It's going to be difficult, right, but the way
you're critiquing it, if you putsense of humor on there, I
would have given like half mypoints into that on purpose.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Really On purpose.
So you would date an ugly.
She thinks she cute.
Well, hey.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
No, that's cool because it'll be easier for you
to punch her and she's stilllaughing wow oh, sorry that was.
I'd like that call back, butanyway go ahead, I'd rather I'd
rather have that.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
I'd rather have that than that poor lady I just think
about she ugly and gettingpunched and damn, she's just
sitting on a billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
All the cash you get packs of surgery.
Well, change that face, sorrygo ahead my bad.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
No, I'd rather have that than um.
You know a girl who's ugly thatdoesn't make me laugh yeah,
that's true, that's true, I'drather if she's hot as fuck and
just not funny.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
No, you know how.
I know you'll never get a girlthat's hot as fuck is because of
the way you say it like that.
If she's hot as fuck, yeah,he's never going to get over a
six.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Damn Remember you said it's cool.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah, but if she's funny and she's under a six,
then she doesn't have to be hotas fuck.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
So you would date a six if she's hilarious, yeah,
like funnier than you.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
You're cool with that if somebody's funnier than you.
No one's funnier than me, buttheoretically, yeah you are
pretty funny.
I see the spirit of Big.
Bro jumping to you.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
That's the humor I'm like ah Wow, yeah, no, that's
one of my.
You almost busted right there.
I know you really did Ah humor,oh my God.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
No, that's when my Big Bro tendencies start to come
out.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I see.
Are you attracted to femalecomics?
He's like no, that's a goodquestion.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
They're too funny.
I want them just funny, but notfunnier than probably sometimes
, if they are funnier than me,which not many are really.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
So I'm talking like like ali wong.
You think ali wong is hot?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
uh, yeah, kind of you don't think ali wong is.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I think I'm thinking of another.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I think I'm thinking of somebody I I think I'm
thinking of somebody, I'mresearching Because my favorite.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
I like Nikki Glaser.
Ally Wong is pretty hot.
No, I'm just saying I likeNikki Glaser.
Yeah, I think she's hot.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Nikki Glaser.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Oh yeah, nikki's fantastic.
Yeah, she's hot.
Yeah, I saw her in Nashville.
I love too.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
I love how all three of you just pulled your phones
out and just started looking athot comics.
I always also look at hotcomics, all because Lotta needs
some funny woman in his life.
You guys are looking up hotcomics.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Yeah, we'll just hit the comedy club, not with you,
wow.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Wow, you would be.
Yeah, because you'd be thepunchline.
We wouldn't be anywhere nearthe front.
I know because you have a verypunchline face.
They advise people to not sityou especially, sir, I'm going
to tell you, if we see you upfront, it's going to be a night
you with the MAGA hat would yougo to the comic store with a
(22:57):
MAGA hat.
Oh hell, no.
Do you own a MAGA hat and Would?
Speaker 4 (22:58):
you go to the comic store in a MAGA hat.
Oh hell no.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Do you own a MAGA hat ?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
No, and if we went, I would sit behind you, so they
wouldn't even see me.
Who I would sit behind, big Bro, oh, you don't think they'll
see your white skin.
No, they'll just see his bigchest.
Oh my God, I get uncomfortablehere.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Oh my God.
Oh my god.
Sometimes I get reallyuncomfortable.
You like it right a little, butnot.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
We talk about how much muscles, you have a little
a little, but not as much as youmight think how much muscles
you have a little, but not thatwas like a borderline cat line.
Yeah sue me wow how do you so?
How do you feel about ourrankings on there?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
I think it's pretty terrible.
Thank you, we know obviously.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Shocker.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I don't know.
I think you guys could all dobetter.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Did you say what yours would be?
Did you say what yours would be?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
We need more money.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
No, not yet.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
We ran out of money.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
I created the game.
I don't need it.
Wow, I don't need to.
Wow, I don't need to no, yeah,I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Or just do what I did and rank the most important to
least important.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
We'll see the numbers online tonight.
I like when you do that Mostimportant to least important.
So for me, support would be atthe top.
Yeah, that's a big one.
Um, then looks.
Compassion, intelligence andindependence would be probably
(24:36):
least.
Yeah, yeah, I want you to beindependent, but I don't think.
I think, as far as beingimportant to me on whatever list
then.
I don't know.
I think that would be thelowest for me.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
I see it yeah, I think I'm the same way.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
That's the least important but independent, yeah,
out of all, really.
Yeah, I could see that for youespecially yeah, dang, why'd you
say it like that?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
yeah, why'd you say like that?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
that wasn't like a negative thing, that was just.
I could see it for youespecially I'm curious.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
This sounded pretty negative.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
All right no, but I like you know you like company I
Whoa what.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Have you ordered a prostitute before?
No, really You've never ordered.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Not for me.
A whore dash, really I'veordered for a whore dash,
allegedly.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I've ordered for a whore dash.
I love how we talk about what'syour quality.
What would you allocate thesepoints?
And then it drops down to whoredash Less than three minutes
later With the shit that Scootiesays.
Right, right Come on now.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah, that's fair, you ordered.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Have you ever called?
One of those Vegas numbers withthe digit faces.
Yeah, I've done it for a friend, it's always for a friend,
meaning the friend is his alterego, right, right?
No, I'm pretty sure it wasLouis.
The friend is his off-podpersonality, his OPP Right.
I like that.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
So okay, you order for your op, no, no, I think
I've done it for Lewis in Vegaslike two or three times Shocker.
Yeah, what is this?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Old 90s black music.
You down with OBD.
Naughty by nature.
The name of the group Naughtyby Nature Came out like 91.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
He ordered a woman for someone else.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
This beat is this song is fucking awesome.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Well, it's because Lewis never went to a strip club
and he never.
Yeah, like we would always go,like when I was single back in
the day, and shit, he would justnever want to go inside.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
He'd be like he'd go on a Wednesday.
He goes for lunch, Right?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Nah he would just chill in the car.
You still got that rim special.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Yeah, he just I don't know he was scared to go in.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
He just never wanted to go in.
Oh, he never wanted to go in.
Yeah, like the whole groupwould go, we'd just like leave
him outside in the car.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
It was like he was like the lookout.
I don't know what he was doingout there.
He was the lookout.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
He was a lookout.
Yeah, like, I really don't Likethe lookout.
Yeah, what were y'all doing?
I don't.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
The fuck were y'all doing to the house?
What strip clubs?
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Were you robbing strip clubs?
No, we weren't.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
He was the lookout, but yeah, like you went into
steel business.
He was just waiting in the carRight.
Just waiting in the car about,like we've been like the big
vegas strip clubs, like sapphire, all that you know crazy horse
(27:44):
he's like
Speaker 2 (27:45):
he's like multiple ethnicities, never one to go,
it's too diverse wait, I smellcocoa butter.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
No, no, no, is that?
Speaker 4 (27:56):
that's crazy.
There's a di in there, but Ithink one time I think it was on
his birthday where I where Icall one of the vegas numbers
and it was like some companythat did like la and las vegas
and they were like oh, yeah,yeah, we can have someone, uh,
you know, meet your airbnb likefour hours I was like damn, he's
okay.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
And it was like do I?
Speaker 4 (28:14):
push one, or how do I do this?
And I was going to like do aprank and like have them show up
, because he was like as a joke,Right a prank.
Yeah, Okay.
But then I was like that'sgoing to be a lot of money and I
was trying to get the rest ofthe guys to push for it?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
How much was it?
They weren't.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Reason is but like I'm estimating, like probably
like starting like 12 1200, justfor a woman to come over and
like dance on you.
Is that is that?
Speaker 3 (28:43):
their baseline, I'm right.
Well, we got the 1200 packageand we got the 2000 package.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Can I get one of your 1200 bitches, please?
One of your?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
1200 and,200.
And that's the value in you.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yo wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
It's $1,200 just to get the bitch over to the crib
and to just dance.
I'm estimating, yeah, and thenthat's like probably You're
masturbating.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
No, no, whoa, whoa.
Is that what he said?
Estimating?
Oh, you're estimating, but hewill be.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
I'll be ordering you new headphones.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Please, I thought you said you were matching.
Is that part of the $1,200?
Like you can't do anything, youjust have to watch.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
I don't know.
I've heard people like I have acouple friends that have done
it before.
Friends.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
So many friends all of a sudden Right.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
They're not imaginary listeners.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
He ain't talking about a friend forever.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Right listeners, he ain't talking about a friend
forever.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Everybody's got a friend.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Yeah, because we've never heard these stories ever
right, this is new.
So, yeah, there was this.
One time, like one of myfriends was telling me that he
ordered um like two prostitutesto come over, and this was over
in vegas, and that they charged1200 and he thought it was each.
He thought it was Each, hethought it was total, it was
each.
And then he had to tip on topof that and give money to their
(30:02):
security guard that showed upoutside the door.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Oh, my God Hell, no.
And then?
Speaker 4 (30:05):
he's like bro, I don't have any more money.
They took him to a Bank ofAmerica around the corner.
The security guard drove himthere.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Dude Margot Robbie, better Robbie's going to be
coming over With baby oil.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Shout out Margot Robbie Whoa With baby oil.
That took a turn, margot.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Robbie and baby oil.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
What you mean I know, but everyone's got some baby
oil right now.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Why are you?
Yeah why did you just?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
awkwardly rub yourself no no, that's her Like,
she glistening, she shining.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
She is.
Yeah, shout out to her, she'sso fine.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Woo, that's top white right there.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Top, white Top notch white.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Yes, mm-mm-mm, can I tell you real quick who I think
one of the prettiest women ofall time is.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, please.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Megan Fox.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
She's got terrible thumbs.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Have you seen her thumbs?
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Who gives a fuck about her?
I don't give a shit.
Have you seen her thumbs?
I don't care.
She can have no thumbs.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
She won't be able to pick none she can have three
thumbs.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
I don't like it.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
She can have no thumbs Shut up.
Nah, that's wild.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Why have you seen her thumbs?
I know.
Why do you know so?
Speaker 4 (31:17):
much about her thumbs .
Look at Megan Fox's thumbs.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I'm good I really am doing that right now.
It's her body.
We know you are.
We know if anybody's going todo it, it's going to be you,
right there.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Why does she have a square-ass thumb?
You see right, it's weird right, oh, that's wrong.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
She has a genetic condition, guys.
What is it?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
We mean guys, we're not saying nothing.
What is it?
What the fuck?
Speaker 4 (31:39):
I can't pronounce it, so I'm going to hand the phone
to you.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
What is that?
Am I making fun of someone witha problem?
Speaker 4 (31:44):
You are Technically.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Ai is telling me she has a genetic condition, really,
and it's a long medical namethat I will not know how to
pronounce Brachydactyly, type DOoh, which results in shorter
thumbs with the stubbyappearance.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Sounds like an extinct dinosaur.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Let me see, I know right Little bro's like where
can I donate?
Let me see that I would like to.
Wow Is there a foundation orsomething?
Speaker 5 (32:08):
Yeah, I've never heard of it.
Can you imagine that You're?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
on like Jeopardy or something Celebry.
That because charity you'replaying for this week is the
stubby thumbs.
That's hilarious.
That's not right.
I should stop.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
I've never noticed that.
How did you notice that?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
it was in person no straight for a thumb right, it
is not even that bad um no, itwas all like stop it it was like
TMZ several years ago.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Of course it was yeah or something like some well,
she's gorgeous, she's beautiful,she's beautiful yeah, she's the
most gorgeous, but it's not forme bro
Speaker 2 (32:49):
yes what scott john hansen is prime pure uncut
cocaine just cause she's whitecelebrity crush no, I'm saying,
she's my celebrity crush.
She's beautiful.
I've got several.
I mean, I have several too, butthat's my one, that's my.
(33:10):
A1 right there, oh and Topangayou know who is.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I've got several.
Halle Berry is like my ultimate, that's a cheat code Probably.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
She's like supremely gorgeous.
No shit, she's a cheat code,but I mean my list would consist
of Marissa Tomei.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Marissa Tomei is up there for me.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
From Spider-Man.
That's where you know her from.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, my cousin Vin marissa tomei is up there for me
from, uh, from spider-man.
That's where you know her from.
Yeah, my cousin vinnie marissatomei.
Oh, man, she's spider, she'sthe ant, right?
No?
She's fine, she is fine, yeah,she's a different world yeah, um
, another one would be we can doI like Lisa Bonet a lot.
I love Lisa Bonet.
Lisa Bonet is a badass.
(34:00):
She's badass as fuck the mostunderrated, but is moving up the
ranks.
Hillary, duff, nigga, hillary.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Duff, did you see her nipple slip video?
Speaker 4 (34:13):
No, I didn't see that Hold on listeners If I could
explain what just happened,little bro literally jumped out
of his chair that's the fastest.
I've seen a move mike away,have you seen?
I think she is she is nicething.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Am I sleeping on hillary dove?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
yes now she is bad, but I don't know you guys.
You guys are the white European, very thin, interesting, very
proper.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Hilary Duff is nice.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Hilary.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Duff is thick.
She's only 37, huh You're socreepy, you're so creepy.
You're so creepy.
Sorry, she looks older than 37.
You think so?
Yeah, a little bit In thatpicture at least.
What the fuck are you?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
looking at.
Are you sure you typed inHillary Dove, not Hillary
Clinton?
Oh wrong, we know how you feelabout the liberals Wrong one, I
guess she does look 37.
What does 37 look like?
Speaker 4 (35:12):
Like Hillary Dove.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
No, she all right.
She all right, he's thinkingabout.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Hollywood 37 got you, thank you, yeah sorry, yeah you
must, because yeah, it wascrazy is she.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
She looks very natural yes, yeah there's no
like that.
That's what I think.
For me, natural, no makeup islike super attractive.
Halle Berry is beautiful.
Yes, you know who else isbeautiful low-key, but I know
you guys are like what the fuck?
Angela Bassett.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Oh, I saw her in person.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yeah, I met her.
She is gorgeous.
Angela Bassett is a die.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
I met her in 2005.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
She is gorgeous From Black Panther Wakanda Forever.
I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Okay, what's love got to do with it?
Waiting to exhale before youwere born?
Yeah, she's a beast.
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
She's really sweet too.
She is gorgeous, she's gorgeous.
Wait, what she's really sweet.
I've worked with her a coupleof times.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Oh, you really Really .
Yeah, I worked on a pressjunkie with her and Bernie Mac,
mr 3000.
That's when I met her, youtalking about ass and.
I'm not into older women likethat.
And remember this is 2005, soshe's still old, but still she
was bruh.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I'm saying she's vintage you know Vintage, she's
in that antique shop.
You see, the level of disguston a lot of this face went to
that ass was fat, that ass wasfat.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
That ass was fat.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Scooty.
Who's your celebrity crush, orare you not?
Speaker 4 (36:41):
allowed to have those anymore.
No, no, no, I still got mineShit.
Oh, we know I would go.
Margot Robbie, marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Marilyn Monroe, marilyn.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Monroe, marilyn Monroe, you know she's not a lot
right, I know Okay.
Dude that sounds like a fetish,I don't know.
You went way back.
That's crazy, bro.
You went way back she'sgorgeous.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Why don't we start with?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
that.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Right, I know right.
She's gorgeous, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
There's a lot.
Yeah, she's gorgeous, that'sinteresting.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
She would never talk to you.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
That's so sad.
And Anna Kendrick.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Anna Kendrick.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Anna Kendrick.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
That sounds really familiar From Pitch Perfect yeah
.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
I know what it is you like.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Anna.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Kendrick.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Really, yeah, okay, no, I feel you.
There's something.
No, I feel you because I had acrush briefly with she looks a
little bit like the bitch fromtwilight, I'm not gonna say that
I had a crush on christianstewart for a while yes,
christian stewart, I had a hugecrush on him.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Yeah, I sat next man, I sat next to her.
Um, really did she know?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
yes she knew, didn't know if it was in like the dark
or something I forgot whattheater show came then she.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Then she ran away.
She was sitting right next tome.
Did she look good in person?
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Are you sure this is Anna Kendrick, or you just?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
saw some reddish brownish hair and you're like
Anna.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Kendrick.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Who is this?
Is this Anna Kendrick?
You said no, no, no.
Chris Stewart.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Oh, Chris Stewart.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
No shit, I would know if Anna Kendrick was next.
What would you do if you met?
Speaker 1 (38:15):
her.
What would you do if you mether?
Speaker 2 (38:16):
I don't know you don't know what you would do if
you met Anna.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Kendrick yeah, I don't do well with I don't know
why I don't do well withcelebrities.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
I don't do well with meeting people.
He doesn't do well with women.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
Like if it's a sports celebrity like I'm fine.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Movies and TVs and stuff like that.
I think I've worked with themso much I try to leave them
alone.
I don't really talk to them.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
There's that whole restraining order.
It's hard to work about 150feet when you're trying to work,
oh man.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
That's cold, that's cold.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
You walked into that one.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
I did walk into that one.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
I gave him a straight out of the room.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
He ate his ownstraining order.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
LA County judge says you have to.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Not totally your fault, that's totally.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Man, it went from a snackable to a lunchable.
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
All right well.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Oh man, I love it.
We'll try to get that removednext time.
Yeah, shout out to ourcelebrity, I'll go to court with
you.
We'll get that fixed.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Shout out to our celebrity crushes Absolutely, I
have more I left off the table,but go ahead.
We know, we know you do.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
We've got years for that.
All right, All right Well allright Peace out.
the views and opinions expressed on the BBLB
are Lil Bro, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm snacking on chips , nigga.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
What you mean.
We're trying to do thedisclaimer.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I get it, but I think the audience knows what's real.
You're not really an asshole.
Scootie really doesn't abductbitches, and Lotta well, he
ain't got no bitches, but I Imean still what's up?
Good point.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Snackables bitch.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Brought to you by the BBLB.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
And then start saying what does she rank in terms of
like qualities?
Was she your nicest person youever met?
Probably not.
You probably met a nicergirlfriend, but then she wasn't
as smart.
Okay.
So then, is your your nicestperson you ever met?
Probably not.
You probably met a nicergirlfriend, but then she wasn't
as smart.
Okay, so then, is your wifeyour smartest?
Probably not, but she's smart.
But then the other girl who wassmarter wasn't as nice.
You know what I'm saying.
Looks like your wife.
Is she the finest girl you everdated?
You're like hell.
No, it can't be, because she athought, that girl's a thought I
(01:01):
say that to my wife all thetime.
Me and my wife.
There's no way we can max out.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
The baddest chick you had is never your wife.
Never, because usually theydon't have the qualities to be
your wife.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
They didn't work on themselves any other way,
because they look so good.
All they do is dunk.
They can't shoot a free throw.
Yeah.
So, it's real, huh.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
And they were all divorced.
The following day.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
So that, of course, is Marcellus Wiley on his
platform talking about maxingout in a relationship.
Basically, he's saying that youcan't get everything top level
in comparison to other peopleyou've dated across the board.
Where do you guys fall on that?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
He's saying, like the minute you get married, that's
that's what he's saying, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Or like when, like the one you chose to marry, like
it's kind of less, I guess,yeah, yeah, yeah doesn't equate
to what you were doing beforewell, you just say you'll never,
she'll never be the top ofeverything, she'll never be
first.
Oh, she'll never.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Match everything, match up yeah, okay, got you,
got you, got you.
Oh man, I don't know thatthat's an interesting take,
because I've never heard anybodysay that before.
So that one's, that one's tough.
Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
I mean, I guess I agree I guess I agree.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I guess I agree with kind of, because I'm like that
it's tough to say, because Imean, if you dealt with so many
different chicks and then if youchose to marry one, mean
clearly it had to be somethingspecial for her for you to put
the ring on her.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I don't think he's saying that there's nothing
special about them.
I just think he's saying thatthe other qualities, where she's
not you know the best in thatcategory that you've been with,
outshine that one category.
Hence why he's with her, gotyou.
So he's not saying that she'snot quality or right as well.
You just say in certain areasyeah yeah, where do you guys?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I don't look at like that's such a weird way to look
at it for me like if, if I'mdating, if I'm, you know, let's
say I've dated three girls andI'm no, you have but yeah let's
say, I have in this world, um,and I'm, and I'm dating a girl
now that I think I'm gonna marry.
I'm not thinking, I'm notlooking at her, I'm like, well,
(03:15):
her ass is smaller than thesecond one, her boobs are bigger
than the third and she'ssmarter than the first one, but
I like her, you know, I'm justlike.
I don't like that's such a yeahI why.
But it's like, and then it'slike okay, I'll tally all that
up and then decide if I want topropose like that's uh, like no,
like I don't, I wouldn't lookat, I wouldn't look at my
girlfriend like that yeah, it'salmost like you building a bitch
(03:37):
, kind of.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
But then you left some shit out like, yeah, it's
like, yeah, you built a bitch,but then you left some shit out
like Build a bitch, yeah, youbuild a bitch, but then you left
some shit out.
I don't want her too perfect.
She has to have some flaws, butyou know she can't be.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
So I mean, what he's saying is probably what would be
the flaws that you would pick,though, right, oh man, where do
we start?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
So let's say, you had All right.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Let's say Says our listeners, but anyway Says one
listener.
Fuck you, cheryl.
You think I forgot about you.
I didn't leave you in 2022.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I remember you, he really did not forget damn.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, I listened to that episode like two months ago
.
Fuck that bitch.
Anyway, sorry, we're in 2025.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
That was my past.
Okay, back to yourbuild-a-bitch proposition.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Would you build-a-bitch?
No, I would not.
My wife is everything that.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I want.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
She's maxed out in every single way.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
So you don't agree, then no, I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I'm completely against it Especially when.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
I've been married twice.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah and right, right right, you know, I think he has
a lot of uh good points when hesays oh, you know, usually the
more attractive women havethought tendencies, right?
Um like my first marriage.
Like my ex wife, she was youknow six years older and
(05:06):
attractive at the time, Um, butthat's shifted in like almost
immediately after we starteddating.
It was like, oh, that's notenough, that's not, that is not
enough, that is terrible.
Wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Immediately after we started dating.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Immediately Now I was , I was, I was young and stupid.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Immediately me now I was, I was young and stupid
right um, which is what I'mtrying to keep you guys away
from.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
It's working yeah, right, it really is.
Um, shout out to the bro, butyeah, but now you know, I'm
married to someone who really isand I don't want to say
something as cliche as checksall the boxes, but she is
phenomenal in every single way,right, uh, so so to have that as
a point for comparison is, Idon't know.
I think it's unfair for me tointerject in this conversation,
(05:51):
because where I'm at right now,it's just everything's off the
charts.
It's like light years ahead.
Yeah, beauty, passion,intelligence, you know,
supportive.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I feel like that's how it should be when you find a
wife.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah 100% you would think I mean remember you're
putting the ring on her, that'show that's how you know she's
your wife.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Exactly, exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Um so that's why I was so torn in the beginning,
because I'm like man, that'skind of tough to really answer.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Right.
So let's say it's you know yourlife, 2k wife build oh, I'm
here.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I'm in it.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
And you get.
How many points do you get todo a?
My player in NBA 2K.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
He's on at midnight it's not by point system, but
it's not.
It's not my point system, butit's like everything is from
40ish to 99.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
right.
So so you gotta say you have acertain amount of points.
You start off with 50 in everyyear.
First off, what are five areasthat you would uh want or you
want us to rate, and where wouldyou allocate the points?
Let let's say you start with 49and I give you, well, let's say
, 50 points, five differentcategories looks, intelligence,
(07:17):
compassion, support andindependent.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Hmm, what independent Hmm.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
What were?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
they one more time.
I forgot all of them.
You said looks yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Looks compassion, support.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, support.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
There's one more Intelligence, intelligence,
thank you.
Compassion, support, and thenindependence, and then
independence.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Okay, good, all right , I feel big bro.
And then independence.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
And then independence .
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Okay, good, All right .
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Ben, yeah, I feel big bro.
I agree with you on the firstfour for sure.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
And we get 50 points and we're allocating them into
each of these, but they startoff with 49.
Oh, got it.
Oh, we're trying to get them to99?
.
All right, ben, all right, I'mhere, I'm here long in.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I'm curious about the uh, the independent.
What do you mean in full bythat?
So I I think a lot of people inrelationships.
We think like, um, you have togive yourself all to somebody at
all times, and if you don't,then you're not doing the right
thing.
I would say the opposite.
I would say that each personneeds to be an independent
entity that comes together withthe other person.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Agreed 1000%.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So when I say independent, I mean does it need
to be with you 24-7?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That's big for me.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Right.
Does it allows you to beindependent as well?
I don't like cling.
Yeah, um, I don't like clingychicks.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I see what you mean.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I don't like clingy chicks at all so someone who's
strong, who's strong enough tobe like oh no, I can go do this,
right, you know, I can get upand go work out.
Or I can get up and, you know,go go to work and do certain
things so what you say,independence looks, intelligence
, compassion, and what was thelast one?
Uh, it's looks.
Compassion, support,intelligence and independence.
That's what I forgot withsupport.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Okay, you have your I'm not sure I did this right,
but I got numbers, all righteverybody starts at a 49 and now
, all right, what do we got?
Do you want to go bone by onefor each category?
Yeah like round robin or justlike list them off and uh no,
(09:35):
just start, looks.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
And then you started with 49.
You have 50 points to give toincrease your players, your
girlfriends, score.
Where are you allocating thepoints to increase your
girlfriend's score?
Where are you allocating thepoints?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Okay, okay, so you're just asking me and not hugging.
I gave looks a 75.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Okay so you that might be too high just over math
on the first someone else gofor someone else.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
You just gave 26 of your points to looks someone
else go first.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I'm.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I'm a visual learner so you gave 26 points and now
you're at 75.
That's what you're telling me.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
No, okay, let's say I give 10 points to looks, I'll
give 8 points to support, I'llgive 15 to independence.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Wait, hold on.
How much are you giving tolooks?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Oh God, what did I?
15?
, 15.
Okay, 15 to looks.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Wait, hold on, hold on.
How much are you giving tolooks?
Oh God, what did I?
15?
15.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Okay, 15 to looks All right, support will go 10.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
10.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Intelligence will go 10.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
10.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Independence 10, and then the rest in compassion and
the rest in compassion and therest in compassion.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Is that that's a lot for compassion 10, 20, 30 plus
15, for you to give five pointsto compassion she doesn't need
all right, she doesn't needcompassion.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Now you're up no five compassion or sorry you're late
, it's done it.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
It's done, you're in.
God damn it, you're in.
So you gave 15 to looks.
Now your girl is a 64 in looks.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
In 2K.
That's terrible.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Five to compassion.
So your girl is a 54.
She's not compassionate at allI got to work late.
Fuck you, I'm fucking your bestfriend.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Oh damn, no compassion.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Ten to support, but then she supports.
I shouldn't have fucked yourbest friend.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I'm so sorry.
This is literally build a bitch.
This is exactly what you saidyou didn't want to do.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I'm just trying to figure.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
You didn't want to do I'm just trying to figure out,
because you allocated yourpoints in a certain way.
Don't blame me, except you'rewelcome.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, 59 in intelligence.
So she kind of stupid See howmuch time they have and then 59
for independence.
So, lana, your girl is not Igot you, I like the crazy ones.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
I don got you.
I like the crazy ones, I don'tknow.
I like the crazy, not caringdumb ones, so Scooty what would
you do?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Looks All right, I got looks on 15.
Looks plus 15.
So you're at 64 with looks.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
I got intelligence 10 .
Speaker 1 (12:37):
So you're at 59 with intelligence.
Hold on a second.
Let me make sure I get thisright.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
This sounds like mine , doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
It's similar to mine too.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
All right Intelligence is at 59.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Support 10.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Support 10.
Plus 10.
Compassion 8.
So you're at 59 for support.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
She don't care either .
Speaker 3 (13:00):
And independent 7.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Compassion 8.
So you're at 59 for support shedon't care either and
independent 7.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Compassion 8, you said yeah.
All right, so you're at 57.
Okay, and then what was theother one?
You said?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
And independent 7.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Independence 7.
He's like that's my girl rightnow.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Pretty much.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Were you basing it off of that?
Actually, what Of her Of NurseNewbooty?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
So we can all assume that Nurse Newbooty is at 64, it
looks Dang.
I've seen pictures, man.
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
You're an asshole.
Nah, she's off the charts, sheis intelligence 59.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Support is also 59.
Compassion 57.
And independence 56.
He's like not only is she notcompassionate, but she needs to
be with me 24-7.
That's terrible, all terrible.
Alright, lil Bro, do you haveyour list?
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I'm trying to get all these numbers.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
I can't believe I didn't have any time to get my
numbers right right.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
So how do you feel about your girls guys?
Do you think she your girls?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
guys, do you think she's going?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
to make it in this league.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
No, I mean here all of those are important to me.
If I had to go down the list ofmost important or least
important.
It's like compassion, support,independence looks intelligence
Probably in that order.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Compassion will be your most important.
It's funny because that's theleast amount of points.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
No, because I thought it was because I'm bad at math,
right?
So when I finished, you can'tjust change it.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I think you're bullshitting yourself because
you went through the list yourfirst time.
Without thinking about theproper order of it, you just
started giving out shit.
The first thing you said waslook, 26 points, 375.
I can't handle ugly bitch.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
How many points did you put for looks?
Did you put 26?
Is what I said before?
No, I put 15, which you saidsecond.
It should have been five.
That should have been five.
The rest should have been incompassion.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, I agree it should have been.
There's a reason why it wasn't.
When we asked you If you wentwith one of them, it would have
been locked in.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
But I went with you first, sir, the worst one at
math.
That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I don't feel like it's a math problem If we're
keeping it 100, I don't thinkthis has anything to do with
math.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I'm terrible at math.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
but what you're doing right now has nothing to do
with arithmetic, sir, At all.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Can we listen to Lil Bro's list?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I think he's still trying to look for more points.
He has to borrow some points.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Okay, I have looks 13 .
Speaker 1 (15:52):
So 49 plus 13.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
All right Intelligence 10.
10.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Oh shit, All right Intelligence 10.
I need a drum roll.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Intelligence 10?
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Compassion 8.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
This is sounding similar.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
See, this does sound like mine.
It's a board 10.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
All right.
Where am I at now?
I know I got independence.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
That's what.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I've been trying to do, calculating all this, do all
this shit.
Man, I didn't think we wasgoing to be doing a riff,
a-ticking shit, oh damn.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Independence.
You said what.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I didn't say it yet.
Because I said it, I don't knowhow many points I have left.
That's actually where I'm atyeah, I have a number here.
I just want to.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I don't want to Well say it, I don't want to go over.
Say what number it is 11.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I don't want to go over.
I don't want to go over.
I don't think you.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I've seen that a lot at Wells Fargo Well give me nine
for compassion.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Wait what?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
did you have 13.
Jeopardy 13, 10, 8.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
No, I changed it to 9 .
Compassion.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
No, you can't change it.
We've established.
You can't change it.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
That's cool.
It's all hypothetical.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Independence 11, and that will leave you with eight
for support.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
That's what we got.
This girl would suck in 2K.
She'd be terrible.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
So little bro, 62 looks.
So we see, looks isn't asimportant for you as it is for
the other two.
Both of them had their girls at64.
Um, make mine with a grain ofsalt.
Intelligence 59 like.
Um, all of you gave 10 pointsto intelligence, which says a
(17:56):
little something, but asunintelligent as you guys are
sometimes, I don't know ifthat's the best place to
allocate your points no, nolow-key this is.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
I've had conversations like this with my
friends.
I'm like, dude, I can't marrysomebody dumber than me.
Like that's a fear, is like Imeet the love of my life.
She's so stupid.
Yeah, we'd be fucked.
We'd have no money.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah, I have a low tolerance for dumb.
Yeah, I can't.
I can't do dumb.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
You should have put I would have, I would have big
bro.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
He had a comment going.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I did, I'm going to keep that here.
Keep that here, nah Keep thathere.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Nah, go ahead, nope, say what you got to say Not
going to do it.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Say what you got to say.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
It's a lot of.
He deleted that category of myplayer.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
It's going to be real hard for you to find somebody
dumber and I'm not saying thatno, no, damn.
No, I don't mean it like that.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I don mean you're pretty stupid.
No, I wouldn't say oh, no hereserves that for scooty.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah, not you.
Yeah, he thinks you're mildlystupid.
Right, he has a mild case andhe thinks most people are mildly
stupid.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Agreed, only in comparison only in comparison,
but we'll talk about that on adifferent snackable.
Um, all right, uh, compassion,you gave your girl eight.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I gave her more, but I didn't have enough then you
couldn't give her more.
That's what I'm saying.
I had to sacrifice for looks.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
No, so you don't want her to be compassionate.
I do want her to becompassionate, but you just this
shit is hard, it's hard.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
all those components are important.
That's kind of the point ofthis.
But you just I told you, man,this shit is hard.
It's hard Because we need.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
That's kind of the point.
All those components areimportant.
That's kind of the point ofthis.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
It's going to be difficult, right, but the way
you're critiquing it, if you putsense of humor on there, I
would have given like half mypoints into that on purpose.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Really On purpose.
So you would date an ugly.
She thinks she cute.
Well, hey.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
No, that's cool because it'll be easier for you
to punch her and she's stilllaughing wow oh, sorry that was.
I'd like that call back, butanyway go ahead, I'd rather I'd
rather have that.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
I'd rather have that than that poor lady I just think
about she ugly and gettingpunched and damn, she's just
sitting on a billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
All the cash you get packs of surgery.
Well, change that face, sorrygo ahead my bad.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
No, I'd rather have that than um.
You know a girl who's ugly thatdoesn't make me laugh yeah,
that's true, that's true, I'drather if she's hot as fuck and
just not funny.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
No, you know how.
I know you'll never get a girlthat's hot as fuck is because of
the way you say it like that.
If she's hot as fuck, yeah,he's never going to get over a
six.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Damn Remember you said it's cool.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah, but if she's funny and she's under a six,
then she doesn't have to be hotas fuck.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
So you would date a six if she's hilarious, yeah,
like funnier than you.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
You're cool with that if somebody's funnier than you.
No one's funnier than me, buttheoretically, yeah you are
pretty funny.
I see the spirit of Big.
Bro jumping to you.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
That's the humor I'm like ah Wow, yeah, no, that's
one of my.
You almost busted right there.
I know you really did Ah humor,oh my God.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
No, that's when my Big Bro tendencies start to come
out.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I see.
Are you attracted to femalecomics?
He's like no, that's a goodquestion.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
They're too funny.
I want them just funny, but notfunnier than probably sometimes
, if they are funnier than me,which not many are really.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
So I'm talking like like ali wong.
You think ali wong is hot?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
uh, yeah, kind of you don't think ali wong is.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I think I'm thinking of another.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I think I'm thinking of somebody I I think I'm
thinking of somebody, I'mresearching Because my favorite.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
I like Nikki Glaser.
Ally Wong is pretty hot.
No, I'm just saying I likeNikki Glaser.
Yeah, I think she's hot.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Nikki Glaser.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Oh yeah, nikki's fantastic.
Yeah, she's hot.
Yeah, I saw her in Nashville.
I love too.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
I love how all three of you just pulled your phones
out and just started looking athot comics.
I always also look at hotcomics, all because Lotta needs
some funny woman in his life.
You guys are looking up hotcomics.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Yeah, we'll just hit the comedy club, not with you,
wow.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Wow, you would be.
Yeah, because you'd be thepunchline.
We wouldn't be anywhere nearthe front.
I know because you have a verypunchline face.
They advise people to not sityou especially, sir, I'm going
to tell you, if we see you upfront, it's going to be a night
you with the MAGA hat would yougo to the comic store with a
(22:57):
MAGA hat.
Oh hell, no.
Do you own a MAGA hat and Would?
Speaker 4 (22:58):
you go to the comic store in a MAGA hat.
Oh hell no.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Do you own a MAGA hat ?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
No, and if we went, I would sit behind you, so they
wouldn't even see me.
Who I would sit behind, big Bro, oh, you don't think they'll
see your white skin.
No, they'll just see his bigchest.
Oh my God, I get uncomfortablehere.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Oh my God.
Oh my god.
Sometimes I get reallyuncomfortable.
You like it right a little, butnot.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
We talk about how much muscles, you have a little
a little, but not as much as youmight think how much muscles
you have a little, but not thatwas like a borderline cat line.
Yeah sue me wow how do you so?
How do you feel about ourrankings on there?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
I think it's pretty terrible.
Thank you, we know obviously.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Shocker.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I don't know.
I think you guys could all dobetter.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Did you say what yours would be?
Did you say what yours would be?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
We need more money.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
No, not yet.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
We ran out of money.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
I created the game.
I don't need it.
Wow, I don't need to.
Wow, I don't need to no, yeah,I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Or just do what I did and rank the most important to
least important.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
We'll see the numbers online tonight.
I like when you do that Mostimportant to least important.
So for me, support would be atthe top.
Yeah, that's a big one.
Um, then looks.
Compassion, intelligence andindependence would be probably
(24:36):
least.
Yeah, yeah, I want you to beindependent, but I don't think.
I think, as far as beingimportant to me on whatever list
then.
I don't know.
I think that would be thelowest for me.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
I see it yeah, I think I'm the same way.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
That's the least important but independent, yeah,
out of all, really.
Yeah, I could see that for youespecially yeah, dang, why'd you
say it like that?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
yeah, why'd you say like that?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
that wasn't like a negative thing, that was just.
I could see it for youespecially I'm curious.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
This sounded pretty negative.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
All right no, but I like you know you like company I
Whoa what.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Have you ordered a prostitute before?
No, really You've never ordered.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Not for me.
A whore dash, really I'veordered for a whore dash,
allegedly.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I've ordered for a whore dash.
I love how we talk about what'syour quality.
What would you allocate thesepoints?
And then it drops down to whoredash Less than three minutes
later With the shit that Scootiesays.
Right, right Come on now.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah, that's fair, you ordered.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Have you ever called?
One of those Vegas numbers withthe digit faces.
Yeah, I've done it for a friend, it's always for a friend,
meaning the friend is his alterego, right, right?
No, I'm pretty sure it wasLouis.
The friend is his off-podpersonality, his OPP Right.
I like that.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
So okay, you order for your op, no, no, I think
I've done it for Lewis in Vegaslike two or three times Shocker.
Yeah, what is this?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Old 90s black music.
You down with OBD.
Naughty by nature.
The name of the group Naughtyby Nature Came out like 91.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
He ordered a woman for someone else.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
This beat is this song is fucking awesome.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Well, it's because Lewis never went to a strip club
and he never.
Yeah, like we would always go,like when I was single back in
the day, and shit, he would justnever want to go inside.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
He'd be like he'd go on a Wednesday.
He goes for lunch, Right?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Nah he would just chill in the car.
You still got that rim special.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Yeah, he just I don't know he was scared to go in.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
He just never wanted to go in.
Oh, he never wanted to go in.
Yeah, like the whole groupwould go, we'd just like leave
him outside in the car.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
It was like he was like the lookout.
I don't know what he was doingout there.
He was the lookout.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
He was a lookout.
Yeah, like, I really don't Likethe lookout.
Yeah, what were y'all doing?
I don't.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
The fuck were y'all doing to the house?
What strip clubs?
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Were you robbing strip clubs?
No, we weren't.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
He was the lookout, but yeah, like you went into
steel business.
He was just waiting in the carRight.
Just waiting in the car about,like we've been like the big
vegas strip clubs, like sapphire, all that you know crazy horse
(27:44):
he's like
Speaker 2 (27:45):
he's like multiple ethnicities, never one to go,
it's too diverse wait, I smellcocoa butter.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
No, no, no, is that?
Speaker 4 (27:56):
that's crazy.
There's a di in there, but Ithink one time I think it was on
his birthday where I where Icall one of the vegas numbers
and it was like some companythat did like la and las vegas
and they were like oh, yeah,yeah, we can have someone, uh,
you know, meet your airbnb likefour hours I was like damn, he's
okay.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
And it was like do I?
Speaker 4 (28:14):
push one, or how do I do this?
And I was going to like do aprank and like have them show up
, because he was like as a joke,Right a prank.
Yeah, Okay.
But then I was like that'sgoing to be a lot of money and I
was trying to get the rest ofthe guys to push for it?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
How much was it?
They weren't.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Reason is but like I'm estimating, like probably
like starting like 12 1200, justfor a woman to come over and
like dance on you.
Is that is that?
Speaker 3 (28:43):
their baseline, I'm right.
Well, we got the 1200 packageand we got the 2000 package.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Can I get one of your 1200 bitches, please?
One of your?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
1200 and,200.
And that's the value in you.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yo wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
It's $1,200 just to get the bitch over to the crib
and to just dance.
I'm estimating, yeah, and thenthat's like probably You're
masturbating.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
No, no, whoa, whoa.
Is that what he said?
Estimating?
Oh, you're estimating, but hewill be.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
I'll be ordering you new headphones.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Please, I thought you said you were matching.
Is that part of the $1,200?
Like you can't do anything, youjust have to watch.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
I don't know.
I've heard people like I have acouple friends that have done
it before.
Friends.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
So many friends all of a sudden Right.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
They're not imaginary listeners.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
He ain't talking about a friend forever.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Right listeners, he ain't talking about a friend
forever.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Everybody's got a friend.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Yeah, because we've never heard these stories ever
right, this is new.
So, yeah, there was this.
One time, like one of myfriends was telling me that he
ordered um like two prostitutesto come over, and this was over
in vegas, and that they charged1200 and he thought it was each.
He thought it was Each, hethought it was total, it was
each.
And then he had to tip on topof that and give money to their
(30:02):
security guard that showed upoutside the door.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Oh, my God Hell, no.
And then?
Speaker 4 (30:05):
he's like bro, I don't have any more money.
They took him to a Bank ofAmerica around the corner.
The security guard drove himthere.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Dude Margot Robbie, better Robbie's going to be
coming over With baby oil.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Shout out Margot Robbie Whoa With baby oil.
That took a turn, margot.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Robbie and baby oil.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
What you mean I know, but everyone's got some baby
oil right now.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Why are you?
Yeah why did you just?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
awkwardly rub yourself no no, that's her Like,
she glistening, she shining.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
She is.
Yeah, shout out to her, she'sso fine.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Woo, that's top white right there.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Top, white Top notch white.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Yes, mm-mm-mm, can I tell you real quick who I think
one of the prettiest women ofall time is.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, please.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Megan Fox.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
She's got terrible thumbs.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Have you seen her thumbs?
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Who gives a fuck about her?
I don't give a shit.
Have you seen her thumbs?
I don't care.
She can have no thumbs.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
She won't be able to pick none she can have three
thumbs.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
I don't like it.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
She can have no thumbs Shut up.
Nah, that's wild.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Why have you seen her thumbs?
I know.
Why do you know so?
Speaker 4 (31:17):
much about her thumbs .
Look at Megan Fox's thumbs.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I'm good I really am doing that right now.
It's her body.
We know you are.
We know if anybody's going todo it, it's going to be you,
right there.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Why does she have a square-ass thumb?
You see right, it's weird right, oh, that's wrong.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
She has a genetic condition, guys.
What is it?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
We mean guys, we're not saying nothing.
What is it?
What the fuck?
Speaker 4 (31:39):
I can't pronounce it, so I'm going to hand the phone
to you.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
What is that?
Am I making fun of someone witha problem?
Speaker 4 (31:44):
You are Technically.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Ai is telling me she has a genetic condition, really,
and it's a long medical namethat I will not know how to
pronounce Brachydactyly, type DOoh, which results in shorter
thumbs with the stubbyappearance.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Sounds like an extinct dinosaur.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Let me see, I know right Little bro's like where
can I donate?
Let me see that I would like to.
Wow Is there a foundation orsomething?
Speaker 5 (32:08):
Yeah, I've never heard of it.
Can you imagine that You're?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
on like Jeopardy or something Celebry.
That because charity you'replaying for this week is the
stubby thumbs.
That's hilarious.
That's not right.
I should stop.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
I've never noticed that.
How did you notice that?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
it was in person no straight for a thumb right, it
is not even that bad um no, itwas all like stop it it was like
TMZ several years ago.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Of course it was yeah or something like some well,
she's gorgeous, she's beautiful,she's beautiful yeah, she's the
most gorgeous, but it's not forme bro
Speaker 2 (32:49):
yes what scott john hansen is prime pure uncut
cocaine just cause she's whitecelebrity crush no, I'm saying,
she's my celebrity crush.
She's beautiful.
I've got several.
I mean, I have several too, butthat's my one, that's my.
(33:10):
A1 right there, oh and Topangayou know who is.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I've got several.
Halle Berry is like my ultimate, that's a cheat code Probably.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
She's like supremely gorgeous.
No shit, she's a cheat code,but I mean my list would consist
of Marissa Tomei.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Marissa Tomei is up there for me.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
From Spider-Man.
That's where you know her from.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, my cousin Vin marissa tomei is up there for me
from, uh, from spider-man.
That's where you know her from.
Yeah, my cousin vinnie marissatomei.
Oh, man, she's spider, she'sthe ant, right?
No?
She's fine, she is fine, yeah,she's a different world yeah, um
, another one would be we can doI like Lisa Bonet a lot.
I love Lisa Bonet.
Lisa Bonet is a badass.
(34:00):
She's badass as fuck the mostunderrated, but is moving up the
ranks.
Hillary, duff, nigga, hillary.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Duff, did you see her nipple slip video?
Speaker 4 (34:13):
No, I didn't see that Hold on listeners If I could
explain what just happened,little bro literally jumped out
of his chair that's the fastest.
I've seen a move mike away,have you seen?
I think she is she is nicething.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Am I sleeping on hillary dove?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
yes now she is bad, but I don't know you guys.
You guys are the white European, very thin, interesting, very
proper.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Hilary Duff is nice.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Hilary.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Duff is thick.
She's only 37, huh You're socreepy, you're so creepy.
You're so creepy.
Sorry, she looks older than 37.
You think so?
Yeah, a little bit In thatpicture at least.
What the fuck are you?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
looking at.
Are you sure you typed inHillary Dove, not Hillary
Clinton?
Oh wrong, we know how you feelabout the liberals Wrong one, I
guess she does look 37.
What does 37 look like?
Speaker 4 (35:12):
Like Hillary Dove.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
No, she all right.
She all right, he's thinkingabout.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Hollywood 37 got you, thank you, yeah sorry, yeah you
must, because yeah, it wascrazy is she.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
She looks very natural yes, yeah there's no
like that.
That's what I think.
For me, natural, no makeup islike super attractive.
Halle Berry is beautiful.
Yes, you know who else isbeautiful low-key, but I know
you guys are like what the fuck?
Angela Bassett.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Oh, I saw her in person.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yeah, I met her.
She is gorgeous.
Angela Bassett is a die.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
I met her in 2005.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
She is gorgeous From Black Panther Wakanda Forever.
I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Okay, what's love got to do with it?
Waiting to exhale before youwere born?
Yeah, she's a beast.
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
She's really sweet too.
She is gorgeous, she's gorgeous.
Wait, what she's really sweet.
I've worked with her a coupleof times.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Oh, you really Really .
Yeah, I worked on a pressjunkie with her and Bernie Mac,
mr 3000.
That's when I met her, youtalking about ass and.
I'm not into older women likethat.
And remember this is 2005, soshe's still old, but still she
was bruh.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I'm saying she's vintage you know Vintage, she's
in that antique shop.
You see, the level of disguston a lot of this face went to
that ass was fat, that ass wasfat.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
That ass was fat.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Scooty.
Who's your celebrity crush, orare you not?
Speaker 4 (36:41):
allowed to have those anymore.
No, no, no, I still got mineShit.
Oh, we know I would go.
Margot Robbie, marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Marilyn Monroe, marilyn.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Monroe, marilyn Monroe, you know she's not a lot
right, I know Okay.
Dude that sounds like a fetish,I don't know.
You went way back.
That's crazy, bro.
You went way back she'sgorgeous.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Why don't we start with?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
that.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Right, I know right.
She's gorgeous, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
There's a lot.
Yeah, she's gorgeous, that'sinteresting.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
She would never talk to you.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
That's so sad.
And Anna Kendrick.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Anna Kendrick.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Anna Kendrick.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
That sounds really familiar From Pitch Perfect yeah
.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
I know what it is you like.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Anna.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Kendrick.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Really, yeah, okay, no, I feel you.
There's something.
No, I feel you because I had acrush briefly with she looks a
little bit like the bitch fromtwilight, I'm not gonna say that
I had a crush on christianstewart for a while yes,
christian stewart, I had a hugecrush on him.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Yeah, I sat next man, I sat next to her.
Um, really did she know?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
yes she knew, didn't know if it was in like the dark
or something I forgot whattheater show came then she.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Then she ran away.
She was sitting right next tome.
Did she look good in person?
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Are you sure this is Anna Kendrick, or you just?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
saw some reddish brownish hair and you're like
Anna.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Kendrick.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Who is this?
Is this Anna Kendrick?
You said no, no, no.
Chris Stewart.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Oh, Chris Stewart.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
No shit, I would know if Anna Kendrick was next.
What would you do if you met?
Speaker 1 (38:15):
her.
What would you do if you mether?
Speaker 2 (38:16):
I don't know you don't know what you would do if
you met Anna.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Kendrick yeah, I don't do well with I don't know
why I don't do well withcelebrities.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
I don't do well with meeting people.
He doesn't do well with women.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
Like if it's a sports celebrity like I'm fine.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Movies and TVs and stuff like that.
I think I've worked with themso much I try to leave them
alone.
I don't really talk to them.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
There's that whole restraining order.
It's hard to work about 150feet when you're trying to work,
oh man.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
That's cold, that's cold.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
You walked into that one.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
I did walk into that one.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
I gave him a straight out of the room.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
He ate his ownstraining order.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
LA County judge says you have to.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Not totally your fault, that's totally.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Man, it went from a snackable to a lunchable.
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
All right well.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Oh man, I love it.
We'll try to get that removednext time.
Yeah, shout out to ourcelebrity, I'll go to court with
you.
We'll get that fixed.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Shout out to our celebrity crushes Absolutely, I
have more I left off the table,but go ahead.
We know, we know you do.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
We've got years for that.
All right, All right Well allright Peace out.
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