Ep. 194 - The Voodoo Shark Would've Been Cooler - Jaws: The Revenge

Ready or not, here comes part 4 of Big Dumb Monsters Revenge Month! This week we're talking about an absolute classic movie... 's less than stellar 3rd sequel, Jaws: The Revenge. We were robbed of a voodoo shark!

Like and subscribe on your favorite platform through our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/bigdumbmonsters

Feel like watching instead? Then subscribe to our YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@bigdumbmonsters ) & Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/bigdumbmonsters) Channels!

Head over to our TeePublic store and get your mitts on some Big Dumb Monsters Merch! http://tee.pub/lic/yuWTdwbjEiE

Episode Transcript

(00:43):
This movie is ass toilet this. Movie is ass toilet, and guess
what? You're going to hear us talk
about it for at least an hour onthis episode of Big Dumb
Monsters. I'm Chris.
I was taking a swig of beer. I'm Nick.
Bad timing on the intro. Yeah, sorry.
We we watched Jaws the revenge. Don't.

(01:08):
Don't do it. Yeah, it's part 4 of Revenge
Month. I don't know who we were taking
revenge on ourselves. Yeah, this one was just pain.
It's not a good movie. It's really, really not.
It's really not like there's noteven a chance for it to be good.
Yeah, we're going to talk about it in depth for a while at
least. That's entertaining.

(01:30):
We're up to our normal hijinks. You'll hear from drunk
Frankenstein. Yeah.
All the you won't hear from Art.No, he's not with.
He's not with it. Yeah, but here we go.
We're going to talk about Jaws, Colon the Revenge.
Enjoy the show. And there we are.

(02:23):
Hi, hello again. What's going on, everybody?
It's just all right after we go.We'll get back to commerce
later. Yeah, we're welcoming everybody
and now we don't want to hand them over the head with that
club just yet. I do every time.
I want to leave it up all the time.
I tell you what though, I do want to hit somebody with a
club, especially about the head after watching Jaws of the

(02:45):
Revenge. Oh my God, it's so bad.
It's not even like fun bad. No, I it's just bad.
No joke, watched this movie dozens of times when I was a
kid. I've seen this movie, I mean
shit loads of times. Why I loved it when I was a kid.

(03:05):
I mean, I guess I can understandit, like if you're a kid and you
really aren't, like, dissecting the movie.
Yeah. And there's a lot of shark in
this movie for a Jaws movie. Well, OK, All right.
Here we go. I don't know that I've seen Jaws
two or three. That said, I know that one is a

(03:29):
fucking masterpiece. Yeah, and I know that 4 is
whatever the opposite of that is.
It is a a weird, I mean Jaws, you know, Jaws 1 is a perfection
like of a movie like. It's just so good, yeah.
Jaws 2 is incredibly fucking boring.

(03:50):
Is it really? Yeah, it is just it's just
nowhere near the same playing field as the first movie.
Yeah, Jaws 3 I loved again when I was a kid because I saw it at
the drive in when I was a kid, like.
Yeah, you got like a special attachment to it.
Yeah, you fucking shark at Sea World, you know, like, you know,
come on. And then the same thing with

(04:11):
this. Like, you know, it's a fucking
shark movie. I loved it.
Yeah, watching it critically. Holy.
It's trash. Christ, this is garbage.
Yeah, there is no story to this movie.
It is a succession of events. Yeah, yeah.

(04:32):
That just happens to end with them killing a shark.
I I realized while I was watching, I was like, there are,
there are like no real story hits and I'm just watching what,
1-2? Yeah, I'm watching like three
people's like just time around ashark.

(04:55):
And like while dealing with grief, like.
But not even really like the grief gets them to where they
are and gives 1 character a fearof the water.
Yeah, I was going to say, it seems like Ellen is the only one
who remembers that. Like, you know, their close
family member just died. Yeah.
No, everybody else just kind of carries on.

(05:16):
Right back to living. Yeah.
And fucking in the garage in front of your neighbors with the
door open. That's weird.
Yeah. Like they're.
I mean, they're really OK. You have the one son that dies,
right? And then like the mom goes to
Jamaica and what's the story after that?
Like if they killed the shark. OK.
Yeah. There is no, like, lead up to

(05:39):
it. She just happens to go crazy.
This it's it's weird. OK, so there is sort of a
storyline, right? Where is it, Michael?
The the the one's. Alive, yeah.
He is. He's a marine biologist of some

(06:02):
sort. And he and Mario Van Peebles,
who has the just the worst, the worst everything.
The most unfortunate accent and and they.
Discover a shark in the Bahamas with a great white shark, which

(06:23):
is unusual because they don't. They're cold water sharks,
right? And that's kind of where it
ends. And then they're they're like
they're harassed by a shark. This movie, I can't, I can't
remember which came first. Probably this one.

(06:46):
It's it's Halloween five with a shark.
This did come first and I I think you're kind of right.
Yeah, person with a telekinetic link.
I I'll even go you one further. Go back probably what, the

(07:08):
Friday the 13th part? 7.
What was the one with the first one with?
Oh what the fuck's his name there?
Corey Feldman. That was 4.
Yeah, 'cause that one had the telekinetic link, right?

(07:29):
I honestly don't know if I've ever seen number 40.
Yeah, they're all more or less the same.
And like, I've always like, avoided it once I got to, you
know, once where I could just choose to watch a movie just
because it's rated PG13. Oh yeah, I mean, there's still
decent kills in it, and it's Friday the 13th movie.
You're going to get what you're going to get.

(07:50):
But why is there a psychic link between this woman and the
fucking shark? Why does the shark guess like
get to like guess who's in the bloodline that it can now go
after? Yeah.
How does the shark know that if I like, lodge this piece of

(08:14):
driftwood on this buoy, Yeah, somebody's going to call the
police to get the the sun out there in the boat and I can eat.
Him which OK, so if you go by the original story, like what
was written for this fucking movie, it makes quote UN quote
sense, but it's trash. The story is still trash.

(08:36):
I noticed this is the first timewatching, first time, you know,
watching it critically. There's a couple of things I
noticed, but first of all, I noticed that shit.
I don't remember where I was going.
What did you notice? We talked if something was
trash. What?
Were we just talking about? The telekinetic link and how the
shark is smart. There is a reference to that cut

(08:59):
plot that still is in the movie,that it just sounds like
somebody's like saying just likea weird figure of speech.
Yeah, it's after the the one sondies and they're all like in
they're all like in Massachusetts now after the
funeral. It's when the mom is like, oh,
I'll make fettuccine and like she has the breakdown in the

(09:20):
kitchen. And like he says to her, you
don't believe all that voodoo crap, do you?
Oh. Really.
Yeah, I never noticed it until right there.
That's a shit edit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but anyway, for those uninitiated, the original plot
to this movie involves a voodoo curse against the Brody family.

(09:47):
I can't recall why. Because like.
Something from the third movie. Yeah, Roy Schneider.
No, Roy Schneider when he was a cop in New York, like busted
some voodoo queen and like, she cursed him as a result.
And like, that's why the whole, like, the family's been being
followed by sharks. Yeah.
It's. No, OK.

(10:10):
But would that have made this a worst movie?
Or would this mad made this laughably bad?
It would have, it would have pushed it over to the edge of
like. And I actually, I, I thought
about it today. I hate using the phrase so bad.
It's good. Yeah, because it's not good.
It's so bad that it's it's. So changed genre enjoyable.

(10:30):
Yes, Yeah, yeah, this. Is not that.
That might have done it. But here's here's a little snag
for you. In New York City, a voodoo
priestess is going to curse somebody, to be followed by
sharks. Look, look, the fucking shark

(10:53):
roars. You're going to pick that apart?
Yeah. Oh my God.
The other thing I never noticed until I watched this is that
fucking in like 1 of the next scenes, when they get when, when
Michael gets to the house, like,you know, after the funeral,
there's a bunch of women from the like the, the town like in

(11:15):
the house. Like you know, they're like, oh,
you know, she's outside. She's been there for hours.
One of the women is Misses Kitner.
But. The woman whose whose son dies
in the 1st movie, The one who slaps fucking Brody.
She's in the fucking. She's one of the women
comforting. Oh no shit.
Ellen Brody. Yeah, yeah.
I actually feel like, oh, like that must have mean, like they
made-up at some point. Like, yeah, well, also now they

(11:37):
both have sons that were killed by a shark.
Yeah. You know, So like, they have
that bond. I was like, oh, that's a fucking
nice little, like, tie. I, as much as I've seen both of
these movies, never noticed it until right now.
Yeah, God, his like his like I don't have an arm like costuming
that they did. Like I can obviously see his

(12:01):
fucking arm. His arm is right there.
It's just a ripped up fucking raincoat with fake blood on it.
Also, like if you had gone like maybe to the center of the boat,
like where the radio was, like, you probably wouldn't have
gotten eaten. Make sure you'd be down an arm,
but you'd be alive. Listen, it weren't.

(12:24):
Again the shark roars, picking apart.
It's just, it's, it's just bad, man, like.
This is also a cut of this moviethat I've never seen.
Oh, really? Yeah, That might be why there's
things that I hadn't noticed before.
This is I've never seen the version where Jake lives.

(12:46):
And like, what? Yeah, he lives at the end of
this one. There's actually two versions
where Jake lives, I believe, because there's this one I had
never seen before. It is a horribly fucking shot
scene where you can clearly tellthey're in a water tank with a
like, a painted backdrop. And like, he just comes floating

(13:08):
up, like, after they're all in the water there at the end, He's
like, hey, he's like, I could use a little help, like.
But there's also another one I remember from when I was a kid.
My friends had rented this and told me, like, yeah, there's a
scene at the end where Jake's inthe hospital.
What? Yeah.
So there's, like, different versions of this movie floating.
I've never seen that one either.I wonder if that's just, I

(13:29):
wonder if that's like a Mandela thing.
When I was a kid, No, I swear toyou, Jake dies in this movie.
Like, he you see him get taken away by the shark and he never
reappears in the movie. And then fucking.
There's at least two versions where he.
This is where Missus Kitner is. Yeah, when they go into the

(13:50):
house, you'll see her. No shit.
I never noticed it, and maybe just because this scene wasn't
in the version that I saw when Iwas a kid.
Maybe. No.
I would think it would have to be in that I because it's a
pivotal fucking scene. Yeah, like I do remember it, but
I I'd never noticed it until so weird.

(14:11):
She's right here. Not her.
That's Polly. Yep, and she's even in the
credits too. Same actress right there by.
The no shit Yeah. Huh.
Well, I'll be goddamned. So they get points for that I
guess. Yeah, well, they don't get
points for. Us they get a good move for.

(14:32):
You. Yeah, they didn't do that.
Inspiring shark vengeance? That's a bad name.
It's not bad, not bad. I don't know, that sounds.
That sounds more like an album title to me, I think.
Yeah, you're right about that. Yeah.
Yeah, it's a second album right there.
That's. What that is, Yes, yeah, yeah.

(14:53):
You don't want to lead in with something weird like that.
Yeah, although having shark in your second album name is very
shark sandwich. That wasn't their second album
though, was it? No.
I thought it was no two word review.
Shit sandwich. Fuck, you can't print that.

(15:17):
Yeah. I don't know, man, Like, like,
do you think they were just getting like desperate, like
they were just like, how do we make it just so different from
the last three movies and. It's just a cash grab.
It's got to be. I don't know, because like they,
there was a decent amount of money put into this fucking
thing. Yeah, and it actually didn't do

(15:42):
initially. I don't, I don't think it did
horribly in the box office. I think it's that I think it
tanked after like the first couple of weeks because everyone
went, oh, it's, it's that bad. Garbaggio.
Yeah, this. Is the other part of the voodoo
line. Yeah, I don't Fuck.

(16:05):
It's just so bad and like, you wasted Michael Caine in this
movie. Wasted.
This is the the movie really theinfamous fucking interview line
that comes from it's. I got trivia on that.
Oh, all right, I'll say everything because that is God
damn amazing. It's so good, yeah.

(16:28):
That's how you do. There it is.
You can't believe some of that voodoo.
That's how you do an interview for a movie you don't give a
fuck about. Yeah, there's actually an
amazing piece of trivia about that.
So we'll we'll save it. We'll save that son, bitch.
What else is there to say about this fucking movie?
I will give them the shark looksdecent.

(16:51):
Yeah, I mean, like there's a couple of like weird, like the
tail is like ribbed that looks alittle weird.
It is. And the eyes are huge.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But overall not terrible.
It's on screen too much for as not amazing as it looks.
Yeah. But it's fine it it'll do the

(17:14):
job. It also doesn't look great when
it's moving either 'cause it just yeah, slowly glides in a
straight line, yeah. You can see where it's hinged.
Yeah, yeah. Mm.
Hmm. Yeah, it's, I don't know man.

(17:34):
Like they must have butchered the initial script and then just
went like they had. To just like movies an hour and
29 minutes long. They just like, but they just
like, just cut that out, replaceit with nothing.
Yeah, Oh, let's, let's, let's replace it with looking at conch
shells underwater that are like in Military Rose.

(18:02):
It's just bad. What do you think could have
saved this fucking thing? The voodoo storyline.
I don't know that it would have saved it.
I think because. You take it because you're
you're taking it from. I wouldn't have made it a good
movie. No, I don't think you can save
this fucking. But you're taking it from like
the pedigree that this has, likewith the the first Jaws movie.

(18:26):
Is one of the greatest movies ever made.
It's an amazing movie, yeah, butit's like, dead serious.
It has jokes in it, but the subject matter is serious.
The the drama is real. Like, you give a shit about
every one of those characters. There's none of that here.
It's just a shitty like horror movie like.

(18:47):
Yeah. I would rather watch Orca and
Orca is just AI mean not terrible but lesser version of
Jaws. So I would rather watch a
copycat movie of the movie that came before this than this.

(19:08):
It's fucking pathetic. This movie's fucking pathetic.
Movie is ass toilet. You know what, this movie is
fucking in Pittsburgh to reference one of our seem to be
newest stickers. Oh Lord.

(19:28):
Like I want to bitch about this movie some more but.
This feels not fair because likeit's just fucking garbage.
Yeah, I feel ripped off. I was hoping for like a like a
like, I know that by reputation,this movie's shit, right?
Like everybody knows Jaws the Revenge is trash, but like,

(19:50):
there are elements in this that could have been awesome and fun
and you give me none of that. Like you hint at what Michael
Caine's character is, but what is he?
Why is he flying that plane overand over and over again?
Why is he lying all the time? Like.

(20:12):
Because he's a Coke deal, like, not dealer, but a runner.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's in the original plot
line. Oh hoagie, he is my favorite
part of this movie. That's because he's the only
part worth looking at. There are people just getting
consumed alive by sharks and that man is still trying to plow

(20:35):
ass. Fucking hats off to use.
At least he's going age appropriate.
Yeah, actually when I was watching this, I was thinking,
like back in the day, Michael Caine could have been a dope
James Bond. Oh fuck yeah.

(20:57):
Yeah, Hell yeah. Yeah, not here.
You're like. I'll take old pudgy fucking
Michael Caine, James. Bond maybe like 15 years
previous to this. Like that tuxedo button down
here, White, you know it doesn'tclose all the way just.
A little bit of. You see the stomach poke in
there? Yeah, the fucking tie is like

(21:19):
loosened. Oh my, he's a sloppy James Bond.
Yeah, when they're at the New Year's Eve party, he is wearing
like the official drunk uncle uniform, like the fucking
rumpled up, fucking like tan suit, the tie, like down to
here, I guarantee you. Like at some point he's talking

(21:39):
to somebody with his arm around them, just blowing straight
booze right into their face while he's talking to them.
And let me tell you another thing.
Your father never under fucking stood this man, let me tell you
right. Oh my God.
And like the the fucked up thingis, no, the fucked up thing,

(22:02):
like I, I've, I've, I've been, I've encountered that.
Person on the receiving end of that.
Yeah, yeah. Like I know that drunkle fuck I
took and like S tier fucking Sunday afternoon movie nap

(22:25):
middle of this movie. Yeah, like.
I I did pick up, I try, I try not to pick up my phone, but I
did for like 10 minutes. I was like, what's going on on
Instagram? Yeah, yeah, no, fuck.
It was one of those ones where you're fighting it like I just
like, no, I got to fucking, I got to watch this.
I'm going to stay awake. It's almost like a just like 1/2

(22:46):
hour. Like it's like, Nope, I'm giving
in. I'm giving in like.
Nothing is more satisfying than fighting asleep and then just
and then just let it ride. Surrendering.

(23:07):
Oh yeah, that was the best part of this movie.
The nap. I don't know, the end credits
were pretty good. I was pretty overjoyed at that
point, yeah. Thankfully, this movie is not
just like. It is brief, yeah, we'll give it
that. Was it like 120 something and

(23:28):
it? Was 129, so probably without the
credits maybe like $1.24. Yeah, 25.
That's fine. It's perfect.
Perfect for this. Oh, Jesus.
Christ. All right.
I think we can, yeah. You're gonna throw some ratings
on this? We can rate this piece of shit,
yeah. It's oh fuck it's a 2.5.

(23:56):
I didn't. I don't think I'll go that low
because I can. I can at least put some
nostalgia points on it. I can't.
I can put some points for the shark on it.
Yeah, two of them. Yeah, the other .5 is Michael
Caine. Oh yeah, I got to give Michael
Caine at least the whole point. I was going to go three.
I'm going to go 3.5. Yeah, just like just because

(24:19):
it's such a disaster that you have to see it, I think if
you've never seen it before. That doesn't mean you rate it
high. That doesn't mean that.
It does attach some importance to it, yeah, And I truly just
want to be Michael Caine in thismovie.
Just. Just always utility grade drunk.

(24:41):
And just looking for some squish.
Yeah, yeah, fucking with the ability to fly a plane whenever
I need to, like. You know he always smells like 3
beers in. Oh fuck yeah.
Not much, just three. Always has half a pack of
cigarettes on him. Always half a pack like oh.

(25:06):
Man, what? What brand of cigarette you
think he's smoking? In edges Jesus Christ.
Without hesitation. Or even like a Dunhill, because
he is fucking English, you know?Fucking Benson and Edge.
It's like the classy cigarette, you know?
God, I would have gone Winston'sfucking classy cigarette Fuck.

(25:36):
Are you ready to move on to trivia?
Let's move on to the trivia. Oh, we have a button.
For there's a button. Hit the fucking.
Blame Arthur. What do you mean?
Do things good things for other people?
There we go. Not.
To bother you with Trivium. Fine, it just resets itself

(26:05):
every fucking time. Yeah, doesn't matter.
All right, the. Conch.
Rose lines of conch. Conch sucker.
Oh, man. All right, Michael Caine said.
Won an Oscar, built a house and had a great holiday.

(26:25):
Not bad for a flop movie. He was paid 1.5 million for
seven days work in the Bahamas and the schedule was so tight
that the producers were unable to spare him so he could attend
the Academy Awards and he went on to win Best Actor in the
Supporting Role Oscar for Hannahand Her Sisters from 1986.

(26:45):
The poor bastard won an Oscar while filming this piece of
shit. Making this piece of shit.
Son of a bitch. This was one of Judith Barse's,
the girl who played Thea's last movies before her untimely death
at the age of 10. Yeah.
I just read about that a little while ago.

(27:06):
One year later after one year after this movie's release,
Lance Guest, who played her on screen father Mike Brody and
served as one of her ball pallbearers at her funeral.
Jesus, yeah, that's not an uplifting story.
No, apparently, like I was reading about it in the IMDb
thing. Like her parents were like dirt

(27:27):
ass broke. Like her dad was kind of a
drunk. And then like when she started
getting work, she was like supporting the family.
Like she actually bought a housefor them.
And like the dad just fucking was like drunk and abusive.
Like got loaded one day, just shot everybody.
Yeah, yeah, it's great. Yeah, yeah.
It's awesome. Well, that was the like the what

(27:48):
was it? The girl who played Ducky on the
land before time. It was killed by her father.
Like beat her to death or some shit.
Hey, people are awful. Yeah, yeah.
Let's keep the good times rolling.
Jesus. Murray Hamilton was asked to
reprise his role as the mayor ina short appearance at the

(28:08):
beginning of this movie. However, he died of cancer
before filming started. Anything to get out of?
This he read the script. And he was like, I got to go.
I can't believe I signed a contract.
No, no chemo for me. Oh, man.

(28:29):
Mario Van Peebles wrote his own part.
How the fuck you get away with that?
I don't know. Yeah.
Especially when it's that shitty.
Oh my God. Michael Caine is the second
actor to follow up an Academy award-winning performance with a

(28:50):
Razzie Award nominated performance in a Jaws sequel.
The first was Louis Gossett Junior, who won an Oscar for An
Officer and a Gentleman and thenwas nominated for a Razzie for
Jaws 3D. The website TV Tropes coined the

(29:10):
term voodoo shark, which is defined as an attempt to explain
away a plot hole that ends up falling flat.
The name of the trope refers to a deleted plot point in the film
that was retained in the film's novelization, which explains the
shark's motivation being the result of a curse by a voodoo
witch doctor seeking revenge on the Brody family after a scuffle

(29:33):
with Michael. Oh, that's what it was, OK, It
wasn't Chief Brody. Oh my God, this is amazing.
Michael Caine is in the GuinnessBook of World Records under the
category of most told anecdote for his story about how he was
never He has never seen the movie, but he has seen the

(29:53):
house. It paid for that.
Is. Awesome.
At last count, he's told this publicly 174 times.
I have seen the house, it's paidfor and it's quite lovely.

(30:13):
Oh, that's amazing. Do you think he like finished
filming? This was like money.
Please. And then don't ever call me
again. Yeah, lose my number.
Oh my God. And this is our last IMDb trivia
fact for the evening. Roy Schneider or Schneider?

(30:35):
Roy Schneider was offered a cameo but declined, stating
Satan himself could not get me to do Jaws Part 4.
Reportedly, if Schneider had accepted the bit part, the shark
would have killed his character at the start of the movie rather
than Brody's son Shawn. The end result as Schneider.
The end result has Schneider in this movie through archive

(30:56):
footage from Jaws that was inserted during some scenes.
Madison Hatter also believes it was.
He thinks that's wrong, that it was.
It was about the father like. Yeah, this is me not caring
about that. You want to hear some one star

(31:22):
reviews? All right, let's.
Do this one star reviews. Because the title is so bad it's
incredible. It's.
Not it's not. Clearly it's incredibly bad.
It's incredible how bad it is. Clearly the budget spent on this
film didn't go to the research script or mechanical shark.

(31:45):
Exactly why Michael Brody and his pals are putting what are
apparently tracking devices on conch cells has never quite
explained. Perhaps any explanation they
thought of was so incredibly stupid that they thought it best
to give up. An alternative explanation of
why Michael was working in the water was never thought of

(32:05):
either. The true Ed Wood moment of the
film comes toward the end of thepiece, when the shark rises out
of the water and roars at a lane.
Multiple times. This is the first time I've ever
heard of sharks having vocal cords.
Given the box office draw this stinker had, I suspect it will
be the last. And it doesn't just like jump
out of the water on roars. No, it's like kind of like

(32:27):
standing out of the water. If there's a lot of shark out of
the water at the end of this movie.
Also how the fuck do you have a Jaws 4T shirt?
What? Mattis Tatter has a Jaws 4T
shirt. I don't know.
Yeah. I mean, I can believe.
It Oh, I was going to point something out here too when
they're building quote UN quote the tracker.

(32:50):
It's a flashlight. Yeah, he is just like removing
and then putting back in different components of like
electrical components. Yeah, into a plastic tube.
He's not connecting them to anything.
No, they're just loose pieces ofplastic and he's just dropping
into this thing. Yeah, and I'm pretty sure that
was like the container for tennis balls.
That's. What it looked like, yeah.

(33:16):
Here we go, utter claptrap. And that's being generous.
Please. I have heard some nonsense in my
time, but the defense of such monstrous production is, well,
indefensible. Spouting clap trap about
Shakespeare doesn't dignify whatis a ridiculous and feeble
offering of a motion picture. Apparently people relate this to

(33:39):
Shakespeare of some I don't know.
Sure. It's Macbeth with a shark man.
Actually, probably. I don't know.
No, it's. Not, I don't know, listen.
The shark's not his uncle. Or is it?
Let's. See here where'd I leave off the

(34:03):
movie is the movie was so bad itvirtually spoofed itself.
Agreed. Hey I know why not?
On top of a shark following themall to the Bahamas.
Doesn't it learn to walk to and then it could follow them if
they decide to move inland? Michael Caine is a very good
actor who had a habit of appearing in bad movies.

(34:25):
That's yeah, yeah, in this one. In this one was impressive as he
managed to keep a straight face throughout.
So bad it's beyond redemption ofany kind and richly deserves its
place at #33 in the bottom ratedIMDb movies.
Excuse me? No shit.

(34:46):
It's amazing it did that well. Yeah, this one I just had to get
the title from. Forgive me, Lord, for I have
sinned. I watch Jaws the Revenge.
Let's see here. There's another one.
This movie is worse than any damage a shark can do.
It's. More like marked for death.

(35:09):
Sequels were not usually good. However, Jaws the Revenge is
less than not good. It is a disaster from one end to
the other. Simply put, it's really, really
bad. He wanted to know what brand of
cigars we've got here. These are cavalier.
Trace Delenquentes. Yeah, they're very affordable,

(35:36):
very nice. Because when they go to the the
local festival. Yeah, yeah, the the Cavalier
makes like really high end cigars.
These are their like lower end. Like you'll you'll recognize a
Cavalier because it'll have likea gold foil diamond on it all.

(35:59):
Right, All right. I see no diamond.
No, no, no gold here. But anyway, that's it for one
star reviews all. Right, we are going to move on
to the better known as I know. You I knew.

(36:20):
I knew. You.
I knew. I knew Madison, yes, I have had
ACID cigars. I really like their blondes.
Oh, it's a brand of cigar. Yeah, yeah.
I haven't I heard of this. I don't party that hard.

(36:44):
This is my segment. I should probably start talking.
Yeah, Yeah, we are going to start off with director.
Well, with the director, as we always do.
His name is Joseph Sargent. Not a lot of of notable stuff,
but like aside from this movie, he actually has a like pretty
decent movie under his belt. We will.

(37:06):
I mean, it was in the 70s, but we'll get there.
Looks like he did a lot of TV kind of towards the end of his
career. An episode of Sybil, it looks
like. Crime and Punishment lesson
before dying. TV movies the Long Island
incident TVA lot of TV movies well.

(37:29):
Did you hear that? He directed Jaws the revenge.
Yeah, that'll get you in movie jail.
He directed the Karen Carpenter story in 1980.
What? The end.
She was a sick fucking drummer though.
Yeah, yeah, like she was a nasty.
Drummer. Most people don't realize that

(37:51):
Yep, this was 1987. Jaws the Revenge.
I mean there is literally nothing, no movies in any way
notable. He directed an episode of
Saturday Night Live in 1984, Thenotable movie that he directed

(38:14):
1974 He directed The Taking of the Pelham 123 which is actually
a fucking solid movie. 7.6 ratedright here.
And then he directed Jaws the Revenge.
It's like White Lightning is a known movie also.
Who wrote Taking a Pelham 123? Let's take a look.

(38:36):
Because I feel like there's something else.
John Gaudi and Peter Stone. Yeah, huh.
As I thought there was somethingelse like notable about that
movie other than like it's a good movie and it got a remake.
Which is not good. I thought I could have swore
somebody like really famous was attached to that fucking thing,

(38:59):
but. Yeah, Walter Matthau fucking
Robert Shaw. Yeah.
We're going to move on. Up next, Lorraine Gary also not
really in a lot of notable stuff.
No, she's in three of the four Jaws movies.
She is in Steven Spielberg's 1941 which was a notable bomb

(39:25):
really. Other than that, her other
biggest movie is Car Wash 1976. George Carlin in that.
I think everyone was in that at one point.
Maybe Richard Pryor too. Yeah.
George Carlin. Richard Pryor.
Written by Joel Schumacher. Jesus fucking Christ.

(39:51):
And then like some TV and stuff in the 70s and 60s Marcus Welby,
Kojak, Ironside Night Gallery, the Virginia yeah and then
Dragnet 1967 in 1967. Up next Lance guest who played

(40:13):
Michael in this. He is most notably little
problem there I. Just ashed all over my shit.
You dumb ass Robert Shaw before he fled the country for tax
evasion. Yeah, Lorraine Geary was a
producer's wife. Her best acting isn't.

(40:34):
It's just the revenge. Lance Guest is most notably the
main character and The Last Starfighter, which I have not
seen that movie in a very long time.
I. Don't think I've ever seen it.
I remember it being fucking awesome.
Yeah, they keep trying to remakeit, but I think the guy who
created it, like, has like an iron grip on the right.

(40:57):
Yeah, Seth Rogen was trying to remake it for a while.
Seth Rogen was trying to remake,like, everything for a while.
Aside from this movie and that he is also in Halloween too, he
is Jimmy. It's a good movie.
And then, oddly enough, he playsJohnny Cash on both Late Night

(41:21):
with David Letterman and Late Night with Jimmy Fallon same
year. That's weird.
That's odd. Yeah, well, it's like a bit
thing that he's famous for doing.
Jimmy Fallon's doing The TonightShow.
Oh, no, he's doing late night. That's right.
He was doing Conan's old show in2010.
Yeah. I do not like Jimmy Fallon.

(41:44):
Yeah, I don't get it. Other than that, yeah, he was on
two episodes of Party of 5. The X-Files for an episode.
Lovely. Well, life goes on on ABC for
seven episodes. An episode of The Wonder Year.
13 episodes of The Wonder Years.Sorry, he did one episode so I

(42:06):
guess it was The Wonder Year. Which year was it?
Yeah, the Knots landing 2, ABC after school specials.
I really need to watch Last StarFighter again.
That was a really awesome movie.Anyway, we're going to move on.
His first role is in Dallas in 1981.
TV movie. Please don't hit me mom.

(42:27):
I'm going to say that was an after school special.
Up next, Mario Van Peebles. Solo.
He's yeah. Most notable role?
Probably, yeah. It's got to be no, I Heartbreak
Ridge might be. Yes, yeah, he is in that with

(42:47):
Clint Eastwood. He is in the best Highlander
movie, of course, the third one.Yeah, that's the Karen Carpenter
movies. Jesus.
Christ. He shows up for a second in the
Wu Tang show. He shows up in the apparently.
There was a salt and pepper movie that he's in.

(43:14):
I don't know now going back to that.
Wu Tang show, like real quick. I was really, really invested in
that show until I realized like the show was going nowhere.
Like in the first season, like, nothing happened.
Nothing. They like met.

(43:37):
It took a. Season for them to all meet,
yeah. Let's see shows.
Up on two episodes of Nashville.And that's really like just one.
Offs on you. Like, I honestly think a lot of
like, the budget for this movie went to the shark and probably

(43:57):
his salary because he's right off of Last Starfighter, so
they're probably thinking he's going to be huge.
Who? Lance Guest.
Oh, yeah. And.
He did not did. Not go.
He was in the Hebrew hammer, that is.
Mario Van Peebles, Yeah. Yeah.
Muhammad Ali. Paula Abdul, Right?
The movie's so good. My mother.

(44:19):
My mother's my pimp. He played Malcolm X in the Will
Smith Ali movie in 2001. Oh yeah, I kind of forgot that
movie even existed. Oh.
Yeah, I've never seen it. It's not great like and I love.

(44:40):
Muhammad Ali and, you know, WillSmith's great actor.
But I don't know. I don't know.
It just, it just wasn't doing anything for me.
Yeah, yeah. Hold on, did you see the rating
for? Highlander no.
What do you think has a higher rating?
This or Highlander? Higher I don't know what this.

(45:02):
Is rated on IMDb. I'm going to go ahead and say
this is higher though. This is a 3.
Oh, oh, Highlander. Out of here 4.5.
That is not a 4.5 movie, no. No what?
Do. You.
What do you think it is? I.

(45:22):
Would I would rate if I gave this piece of shit a 3.5?
I would give Highlander deuce. Yeah, like a 2.5.
Maybe. Maybe a three if I'm deuce and a
half, yeah. He was, I remember this being.
Awesome. You know, in 1993 when I was 14,
an HBO movie called Full Eclipseabout like, like werewolves in

(45:45):
LA. Get the fuck out of here.
He was like a werewolf. Cop Yeah.
Hey. Wolf Cop did it best.
Yeah, oh man. Shows up in an episode of In
Living Color I watched. The shit out of that show.
Same here. Yeah, Oh my God.

(46:06):
When they started showing. It on FX.
Game over because I watched that.
That's out. I watched it when it was
originally on and then like, youknow, this is before, like
streaming and shit. So it just went away.
And then like when I was in highschool, like towards the end of
high school, it came back on FX every day and like we were all
just watching it like all over again.

(46:26):
It was fucking hysterical. He was in 21 Jump St.
He's in New Jack City. In 1991.
He had an show on NBC, Sunny Spoon, 15 episodes.
Heartbreak Ridge was 86. Let's go to 6.8.
Yeah, and that's really it for the notable stuff.

(46:47):
He was on an episode of The Cosby Show.
And yeah, his first role was in Sweet.
Sweetback's badass song, which is directed by his father.
What the? Fuck is that?
It's a movie about a pimp. Tom and I just talked about
that. On a recent episode of

(47:08):
Defenestration Hour. Clancy Brown and Queen Elena
make. Highlander a 4.2 that that is
true. And then the movie itself brings
it up another like 4 points. Yeah, yeah.
I'd say Highlander. 'S a solid 8, the the original.

(47:30):
Sean Connery. Is a Scott playing an Egyptian
Spaniard? Yeah.
With a Cortana? Yeah.
No. Didn't he have like a rapier?
No. I thought he did no 'cause.
That's the sword that Connor haslater is the one he got from OK.
Yeah, Yeah. Ramirez.

(47:51):
Ramirez, Yeah. Oh God, did we just?
Talk about Michael Caine, not too.
Long ago. I don't.
Believe So what would it? Have been in.
No, I don't know. Michael Caine.
Of course. Fucking acting legend.

(48:12):
Just legendary gentleman. Fucking yeah.
Still alive somehow, I mean. That'll happen when you don't
die. Yeah.
I mean he's been making movies since like the. 40s Yeah, he was
in Tennant in 2020 and God that movie was not good.

(48:33):
Really. He's also in.
Dunkirk. So he's got he's in a bunch of
Nolan movies then, because he's also probably most notably to
everybody Alfred in The Dark Knight movies.
Yeah, I haven't seen Dunkirk. I do kind of want to see that
same like it's. Supposed to be like, really
fucking good. Let's is that is Dunkirk the one

(48:56):
like a? Lot of it was like one shot, no?
That's 1918. That was good too, was it?
Yeah, let's see. No, he's in the Last Witch
Hunter. Yeah.
The. Vin Diesel classic The Last
Witch Hunter. It's it's not that bad.
As a yeah, Dunkirk was. Really good Tenet was really bad

(49:18):
as a. Like as a fantasy movie nut,
like last witch hunt, last witchhunter.
Really not that bad. Sure.
Fuck you man, he was call the Conqueror fucking rules.
Sure, Sam will back me. Up on this, he wasn't the 1st.

(49:44):
Kingsman movie I I really do like the first two movies in
that series. Third one, not so much.
He was an. Interstellar too, Steve.
'S making enough for all the Nolan movies.
Apparently he was in the first now.
You see me, He was an inception.So yeah, he was in the again,

(50:09):
another Nolan movie, The Prestige, which is a fucking
yeah because like. If if you get Michael Caine to
agree be in one of your movies and then you make more movies,
why would you not get much just getting Michael Caine, Yeah.
Just for the drinking stories alone, probably like, yeah,
let's get an. 8.5. Which is yeah, that's well

(50:30):
earned right there. Oh, for sure.
Yeah, every. Bit of that, Children of men.
Another awesome fucking movie. Same year, 2006, Seven point 9.
Is that the one with? Clive Owen, Yeah, yeah, Yep,
very good. And then he's in Bewitched.
No, not good. Yeah, the weatherman with

(50:51):
fucking Nicolas Cage second. Hand Lions.
With Robert Duvall, forget who the other dude is.
I don't. I didn't even.
Know, like Jane, I didn't know that was even a fucking thing.
I think it's like Haley Joel Osment.
Like lives with like his two granddads or something.
And I don't know, they're both like huntery, like dudes.

(51:15):
And yeah, I'm good. He was, of course, Austin.
Powers father in the worst Austin Powers movie.
And even then it wasn't like. Awful.
At that point it. Was like, yeah, we we could.
Have wrapped. No, I was.
Yeah, I was done with it. But like, the movie works.
I just, yeah. I mean that is the one like.

(51:40):
Goldmember is the best part of that movie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Smoking a pancake bong and a
Blinch. He was in Miss Congeniality.
He was in Get Carter with Sylvester Stallone, which is a
remake of a movie where he played the original Carter.
Yeah, that was like 19. We'll we'll get there, will we?

(52:02):
We will. He's in the Cider House Rolls
1999. He is in.
The Steven Segal Classic. Where he's kicking ass for the.
Environment on deadly ground on deadly ground has a point 1%
higher rating than fucking Highlander 3.

(52:26):
That's unfair. I would rather.
Watch on Deadly. Ground any day of the week.
Yeah, he's getting some laughs out of that.
He was, of course, Scrooge in The Muppet Christmas Carol.
What was it? What was the line on?
On on deadly ground after the bar fight, it was something
like. Eskimos.
Four redneck 0, Something like that, yeah.

(52:49):
Yeah, some dip shit. Yeah, I.
Fucking I completely forgot about that.
Who's every beat that dude up with a cue ball?
We're going to have to do that in defenestration.
Fuck, he isn't. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels with
Steve Martin, which is a classic.
Yeah, 1988. Hannah and her sisters, which

(53:17):
got him an Academy. Award, which he didn't get to
accept. Yeah, because he was making this
movie, in all fairness. Though he was drunk in the
Bahamas. True, Yeah.
As someone who has been drunk inthe Bahamas, it's pretty fucking
bad ass. He's in dress to kill 1980.

(53:40):
A couple other. Bigger name things, the Man Who
would be King 1975, get Carter, the original 1/19/71 and then of
course The Italian Job 1969. I have never seen the original.
Italian Job I I. Have seen it because the when
the when the remake came out, they showed it a lot on TV.

(54:02):
Oh really? Yeah.
Yeah. That might be like the bigger
known. Stuff, because that's got to be
Oh Alfie 1960. 6. Which they remade with Jude Law
in like the 2000s. Yeah, he goes back to the 40s.
His first role is in 1946. Jesus Christ.
T. Boy, is this it must.

(54:23):
Have been like fucking five years old up next Judith Barsi,
who we mentioned earlier she played Thea in this I really
just saved her to Oh yeah it. Was her, Yeah, yeah, no shit.
Didn't even realize that shit. She did.

(54:44):
She was Ducky in the Land BeforeTime, Yeah.
Holy shit I realized I didn't look at her credits.
Shows up in an. Episode of Growing Pains.
St. Elsewhere 2 episodes of the
Tracey Ullman show. The fuck boat.
Although we probably shouldn't say that child.

(55:04):
Yeah, she was on Cheers. She had an episode of Cheers.
Trapper, John, MD Cagney and. Lacy, Punky, Bruce.
God damn she did a lot in a. Couple of years she was, yeah,
supporting her family. The fall guy, the Twilight Zone,
Jesus, Knots Landing and, yeah, tragically killed by her father,

(55:27):
Mitchell Anderson, who played Sean in this.
Is there a reason I fucking saved him?
Yeah. Who party of?
Five he was. On he was.
On that Oh Matlock. 20. Episodes of Party of Five.
He was on an episode of Matlock,Melrose Place, Doogie Howser for
51 episodes. Jesus.

(55:52):
Jake and the Fat Man 21. Jump Street, the Hitchhiker,
Highway to heaven. It's a lot of TV in the 80s.
Space Camp in 1986 with Van LeafPhoenix.
I went to space camp in like 19.96 No shit.
Yeah, it was fucking rad. No shit in Canada?
God damn. Yeah.

(56:15):
Yeah, then Lee Phoenix, who would come up, grow up to be
Joaquin Phoenix. Yeah, we're going to move on
from there. Up next, Lynn Whitfield who
played Jake's wife in this. She shows up in a lot of one
offs on TV. Her biggest role though was
probably as Josephine Baker and the Josephine Baker story.

(56:38):
That was pretty big when it was on.
It was an HBO movie. He won a shit ton of awards.
Sam No, definitely not the same.Girl from Poltergeist, She was
not killed. She was sick.
Yeah, she died in her. Limousine of like organ failure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Again, did I see?

(57:08):
Oh yeah, I mentioned it already.She's Josephine Baker.
We will probably. Move on from there.
Like I said, a lot of one offs on TV.
So sorry, we should mention. She's in the fucking Joe Pesci

(57:33):
Danny Glover classic gone fishing.
I've seen that movie Eyes of Eye, and it's.
Fucking. Terrible.
There were a lot of like. There was a resurgence of buddy
comedies, yeah, in the mid 90s, mid to late 90s.
Like it came back and it I thinkthis was Dumb and Dumber.
I think it had. More to do with like, grumpy old

(57:53):
men. That was a little bit of.
Both actually and now that I think about it, Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Because I fucking Joe Pesci,
who's basically a moron in that movie.
Yeah, yeah, Fuck, that's probably what that was, huh?
Yeah, good catch. Yep, I.

(58:15):
Fucking love grumpy old men. Movies.
He's taking the skin boat to Tuna Town.
Fuck it, Burgess. Meredith is a treasure.
Treasure you want to ride? The Maloney Pony.
Oh fuck T JS back TJ. What's going on, brother?

(58:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they. Don't like it when you knock off
Stewart's in Vermont? He is.
Oh, sorry. She is also in the Pauly Shore
Classic in the Army now. Really.
Yeah. I didn't hate that movie.
It's not. That terrible of a movie?
I never saw that one. I did.

(59:04):
See Biosphere in the Theater. Biodome.
Biodome. Same shit.
Yeah. Oh, TJ.
Says hydrate. Oh, don't mind if I do.
In the army now, Yeah, it was. It was fine.
It was Pauly. Shore, Andy.
Dick. Oh fuck, why am I blanking?

(59:26):
On her name there, Tank Girl. Oh, Lori Petty.
Lori Petty. Those are your main characters?
Bill Cosby. Shows up a lot this.
Evening. Yeah, she was.
In the Cosby. Mysteries 15 episodes of that
and the TV movie there was a Yeah, it did sure did put a stop

(59:52):
to all the. Other ones I, I.
Guess she also shows up in 2 episodes of Matlock St.
Elsewhere Miami Vice. TJ and Sam, if you guys don't
want to see the commercials, youcan, you know, subscribe.

(01:00:12):
If you have Prime, you can do itfor free.
Yeah, yeah. We're going to move on Which?
Gets gets your boys a little something, something wet their
peaks with. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. We got to make a little coin off
of this. Melvin Van Peebles shows up in
this movie. I mentioned briefly that he is

(01:00:33):
Mario Van Peebles father. He is most known as the director
and star of Sweet Sweetback's badass song.
That was 1971. He also played Doc Halloran in
Fucking The Shining, the TV version in the 90s and then

(01:00:54):
anything else worth mentioning. I think that was that was it.
I saved him because of the shine.
Oh, he shows up in the Hebrew Hammer as sweet back again as
his character from the from his movie, Yeah.
But yeah. That movie is is known because
it was like, you know, an independent movie, like probably
one of the first, like, black independent movies.
Oh, really? Yeah.

(01:01:16):
All right. And lastly, we have Lee Fiero,
who I saved because I mentioned earlier she was Missus Kinner
and I did not realize she shows up in this movie very briefly.
She was in three movies in her whole career, Jaws, Jaws, The
Revenge and The Mist Over Tale and what looked to be a Jaws.

(01:01:37):
A documentary. Documentary.
Yeah. That'll do it for the better,
known as. On to the crapshoot.
On to the crapshoot. God damn Annie Wilder Pryor.
Movie. Yeah, yeah, pretty much.

(01:02:02):
Oh. I was a movie watching fool this
week. Were you?
I watched the new Hellboy. Oh.
The Crooked Man. Or whatever.
It's like I started it and I didnot get more than 10 minutes
into that son bitch. I don't blame you.
Yeah. I and I.

(01:02:24):
Wanted to be OK with. It I just it's honestly.
Not bad. It is very OK it it looks like a
student. Movie.
Yes, that's the problem it. Looks like a sci-fi original.
It is a much better story in thelast movie, but it just doesn't

(01:02:44):
look as good as any of the otherprevious movies.
I will give even the David Harbour one credit for looking,
you know, way better. Like looking cool at least.
And it's just like if they couldhave done this story with like
David Harbour as Hellboy, like would have been good or even
dare. Perish the thought.
Like if we'd gotten Ron Perlman like in this fucking story.

(01:03:07):
It had Guillermo del Toro like directing it.
Like we're never getting another.
Another Guillermo because Ron Perlman's way too.
Old to be Hellboy, yeah? I well, I just, I don't think
Guillermo. Wants to do any more of those
Yeah well he. I think he.
Said he wouldn't do it without Ron Perlman, so yeah, yeah,

(01:03:31):
yeah. It was a good story.
It's just it I it's frustrating that like they didn't have the
resources to put into it. Like it is so low budget and
like, yeah, fuck, I saw magazinedreams Friday night.
I don't even know what the fuck that is.
It's not. Getting a lot of advertising

(01:03:52):
because. It's Jonathan Majors.
He's due to play Kang, who beat up his girlfriend, apparently.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good boy, that was a fucking
depressing movie. Yeah, yeah.
He plays like a like his bodybuilder.
He's like obsessed with like this, this fucking like, you
know, specific bodybuilder. It's like something Van Horn.

(01:04:13):
I don't think it's a real dude. And like he's on fucking roids.
He's all roided out. So he's like just fucking losing
his mind and it's just fucking him, just devolving into fucking
like insanity and fucking just. It was not good.
It was a requiem for a dream. But on steroids and pretty much

(01:04:34):
heroin, yeah. He doesn't go ass to ass, but he
does take it in the ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, that was boring. Then Saturday night, he does
take it in the ass. God, that was boring.
Yeah, I've moved well beyond that just.
Not extreme enough for him anymore.

(01:04:55):
It no longer. Does anything for me, yeah.
And then Saturday night I saw. Fuck.
What the hell did I see Saturdaynight?
I don't know. I don't even know what's out.
Now, oh black bag. With Michael Fassbender and and
Cate Blanchett. OK, it was pretty.

(01:05:18):
Good, it would say. It's a it's a talky ass movie
for sure. I mean you.
You really. Can't go wrong with Fassbender
because like, I think he's, I think he's really picky and
choosy about what he's in. Yeah.
And it's usually good. Yeah.
Yeah, it is. I mean, it was good.
It's just like it, it's a play of a movie, basically, Yeah.
Where it's not like, you know, your typical movie where stuff's

(01:05:38):
blowing up. It's on a blockbuster.
Like, yeah, you know, there's not a lot.
It's a movie, yeah. Like him and his?
Wife are like, they work for notthe CIA.
It's whatever, like the British equivalent is.
And like they're having a dinnerparty like at the beginning of
the movie. And like they find out like, OK,
one of the people at this party,well, he set it up.
He's like a like an interrogatorfor whatever they work for.

(01:06:00):
She's like an agent and they're like, they have people coming
over. He's like one of these people is
a traitor. You know, this thing has been
stolen. We have to figure out who it is.
Oh, I think we're getting a phone call from Trump.
Frankenstein. All right, We got to do this Old
school. Yeah, hold on, hold on.
Frankenstein I'm. Going to put you on speakerphone
is. That what Gene Hackman was less.

(01:06:23):
Seen in Oh Jesus Black Man, Frankenstein.
Hello, Frankenstein. Who did?
We lose him. I might have lost him.
Hold. On Let me call Frankenstein
back. But while we're doing that,

(01:06:50):
yeah, like. I'll, I'll finish talking about
the movie. Like one of the guys tells him,
like, oh, it's your wife. Like he starts finding evidence.
Nah, don't do that. He starts like, you know,
getting info that it might be his wife.
So he starts like investigating his wife.
Yeah. Oh, here he is.
Here he is. Hold.

(01:07:10):
On but it was really good. Press 1 Send.
Voicemail Hello Frankenstein. So your boys give art the.
Clown a couple weeks off and theshow just falls in the toilet.

(01:07:31):
Pretty much. Yeah.
He has the glue. Holding the Yeah, that's kind of
how it works. We're talent.
We can't be, you know, expected.To like, run technical things.
Yeah, God. On the face of this show.
Oh. Goodness, the phone.
The Bell Atlantic mobile companyhas had those for 100 fucking

(01:07:51):
years. Yeah, we're half drunk.
And one of us is fully high, OK.I guess I understand.
Yeah. What are you drinking tonight,
Frankenstein? What are you wearing?
I'm not. Really sure, because.
My last check up they sort of turned me into a opposite of a

(01:08:15):
human centipede and now my asshole and my throat are
reversed. We're hydrating.
Oh. We're hydrating.
Thanks, TJ. Full fins are throwing.
Up. Also Frankenstein.
Will be Frankenstein will back me up on this.

(01:08:35):
The welds on that statue trash. You know trash.
I have never welded anything in my life, but I'm pretty sure,
like, I, I could tell, like I could RIP that thing apart with
my bare hands. Oh, fuck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, she's busy.
Getting railed when she's you. Know supposed to be working Yeah
well it's funny because. During the scene where he said

(01:08:56):
I've always wanted to Make Love to an angry welder, I got looked
at. I got looked at, so I did.
Jesus Christ. Pork rindy.
We'll call that. What came up on that one there,
Frankenstein? A boot.
I don't know, it was green. Gross I.

(01:09:19):
Think it was a frog. Yeah.
So what does What does Frankenstein think of Jaws The
Revenge? Honest opinions?
Well, you know what they. Say Jaws was a perfect movie,
and then every sequel after thatwas 50% worse than the one

(01:09:43):
before it. So this is it.
Might be a steeper drop. Off between 1:00 and 2:00.
So this is this is negative. 50%worse or -50% the movie that
Jaws was. No, don't do the math.

(01:10:05):
I think Jaws 2 is like a medium Halloween sequel.
Jaws 3 is. Boring crap that's.
Out of focus half the time and then jaws.
The revenge is like, almost so terrible you can enjoy it, but
it snatches victory from the jaws of defeat.

(01:10:29):
It was bad Jamaican accents and making Michael Caine embarrass
himself. Yeah, it's not good.
It's just it's. Not good the whole way around.
I don't think the shark looks terrible.
It's it's. Not amazing there.
Are times where it looks like it's.
Got a velvet blanket for skin. That is true, yeah.

(01:10:51):
It looks fuzzy. Also for a movie.
Where it bites off Shawn. 'S arm is one of the most
graphic, disturbing scenes in the whole series, even if the
editing is shit. Yeah, but it doesn't pay off.
Because the the arm effect lookslike trash.

(01:11:13):
Well, he's just wearing a big coat.
Covered in red. You can't do anything there
other than blood. Yeah, it's the screaming and the
just the position with the music.
Yeah, it's fine. And then sharks roar.
Yes. Yeah.
Sharks have vocal cords. I have it on good authority, the

(01:11:37):
Republican. Party.
That's a good one, Frankenstein.Do you have shark vocal cords?
Is that is that how you know? Oh no, I have Mario.
Van Peebles vocal cords. Oh, I couldn't tell with the.
The the you know non just. Fake as shit Jamaican.
Accent. Sounds like Hermes, he's gonna

(01:12:02):
give me trouble. Oh, don't put off his.
Head and put in Bhagwana. Sneak.
Oh, Jesus. And now you're cancelled.
Remember you can. Send those letters to.
Regretful reviews. Care of Arthur Gibson?
Yep, regrettable reviews. Sure, whatever, but which?

(01:12:24):
Version of the movie. Did you boys watch the one where
Mario Van Peoples lives or dies?Lives.
Lives, yeah. I watched a.
Pirated version and then he lived in it.
Did you pay for this? You paid for this?
I paid to watch Jaws the Revenge.
Like this triggered like an alarm somewhere.

(01:12:46):
Like, holy shit, Somebody rentedJaws the Revenge check on this
man. Yeah.
I'm on a watch. List I only need 4 copies of.
Jaws. I own 2 copies of Jaws too.
I own no copies of Jaws. The Revenge, Dad.
No, no, those are good. Numbers.

(01:13:09):
Oh my God, Yeah, this is. Carbaggio.
Yeah, Anything. Else to add tonight,
Frankenstein. Well, make sure you scoop.
All your Jamaican voodoo movies into one sitting Jaws, The
Revenge, Marked for death, Predator 2 and.

(01:13:32):
I don't know, there's probably another.
One in there, Serpent in the rainbow.
There you go, you got to add a good one, The third Pirates.
Of the Caribbean. Pirates of the Caribbean like.
Fucking 3 when they started to suck, yeah.
Yeah, 1 and 2 are great. That's that's all it's got and
then that's it. All right.

(01:13:54):
They learned the wrong lessons. They do all.
Right, we're going to let you go, Frankenstein.
Well, don't fly a plane. Too close to the water, our
shark will eat it. Goodbye.

(01:14:16):
And is he fishing or is he looking?
For bales of cocaine, I can't probably drop coke out of the
boat. Or out of the the plane there,
yeah. Who's that?
Is that? Reverend Horton Heat bales of
cocaine, Sure. Yeah, it's an.
Awesome song they do cover. The Gigantor.

(01:14:37):
Theme song, which is pretty badass.
Serpent and the Rainbow is the. Number one cocktail on Fire
Island. Thank you, TJ.
Yeah, you know what? I'll get the button for that
one. I watched a shit.
Load of the Righteous Gemstones this weekend Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

(01:14:59):
we're we're we started this well, maybe we watched a couple
episodes like during the week and then this weekend we
hammered all the way through season 1 and then.
Pretty. Pretty close to like, I don't
know, like 4 episodes into season 2.

(01:15:20):
All right, Yeah, that show is pretty.
Awesome. It's addictive as shit, yeah.
Dude, we were sitting there watching it on Saturday and we
were like, oh, man, just all right.
Next episode, next episode, nextepisode until it was 1:00 in the
fucking morning. Are you shitting me right now?
What have we done? Yeah.

(01:15:45):
It's so funny. Yeah, I.
Do enjoy that they hang. Dong in that movie in that.
Fucking show so much Walton Goggins is.
God damn amazing in that show. Yeah.
Uncle Baby Billy. Yep.
So good. Shut up, nerd.
I did. Fucking Eric Roberts.
In Season 2, yeah, so good. Oh man, yeah, I I watched a

(01:16:14):
little more Detroiters this week.
I finally finished the first season 1 of the fucking last
episodes of the first season. Kevin Nash, the wrestler, plays
fucking Tim Robinson's dad. It's fucking hilarious.
He's. Literally like 3 times.
His size, yeah, he's like 6. He's a fucking huge human being.

(01:16:44):
Like the story is like he went crazy.
Like they run an advertising agency.
Like he went crazy. So like he took over the agency
from his dad. Like the beginning of the
episode, I think he runs into a guy he used to work with his dad
and he's like, he's like, man, when your dad went crazy, he's
like, I was there. He's like he brought a briefcase
filled with poop and. He just took out a little.

(01:17:05):
Bit of poop and just dropped it in front of each of us at the
table like fucking that. Show is so funny.
Kevin Nash is like a weirdo. Government conspiracy theorist?
That doesn't surprise me, Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Oh man. I don't think I watched anything
else this week. There's a lot of gemstones.

(01:17:29):
Oh the the latest episode of ThePit, which is fucking awesome I
keep hearing but. How awesome that dude fucking
start watching I I swear. To you, you'll love it.
I started watching that show Paradise.
I watched the first episode and it's pretty good.
Oh, I've had a bunch of ships. Yeah, my buddy was telling me
it. Was it was pretty rad.
Yeah, I watched it. I didn't, I didn't watch the

(01:17:51):
episode 4 of Daredevil. Oh, that was pretty good.
What? What day does that drop?
Tuesday. Night, oh, Tuesday night.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK.
So, yeah, next episode's tomorrow.
Apparently he's not going to be in the Daredevil suit for a
while, but I'm. I'm digging the legal show.
Like it's fine. Yeah, yeah, like it's, it's
fine. It's.
Different give me different. This is different.

(01:18:13):
It works. I like it.
What? The fuck else?
I feel like I'm forgetting something I don't.
Know nothing, this is out of left.
Field. It just popped.
Into my head, but I cannot wait to go check out the the Dark
Universe thing at Universal Studios.
I was reading about the restaurant that they're going to

(01:18:34):
have there. I don't know.
It's a. It's a.
Steakhouse. STAKE.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I forget what it's like the
something. Tavern, but yeah, it's oh Lord,
yeah, I oh. The burning It's like the.
Burning Blade, because it's in the burning windmill.
Like fucking yeah yeah, yeah, yeah it.
I cannot wait to check that shitout.

(01:18:54):
Jesus Christ. I think I'm supposed to go.
For Christmas with my. Family.
Well, you're going to be in Florida.
When does that whole thing open up?
May I am going to be there in August.
But I don't know if I'll have time plus theme parks in Florida
in August that yeah, it sounds like a bad time.
Yeah. No, no, no, it's not a good
idea. Like December.

(01:19:19):
Perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I truly feel like I'm forgetting to.
Mention something I don't know. It's fine.
Let's wrap this. Shit up fine.
Sure. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.
Well. You can Where can you find us?

(01:19:42):
Coming up real soon are going tobe at Adirondack.
Retro Nerd Fest, that is April 5th, Whatever that Saturday is
that weekends, 2 weekends, two weeks from yesterday, we're
going to be there setting up, slinging products we got
Snickers to hand out. Come see us.

(01:20:03):
We'll be there. And then shortly thereafter, but
a month after that, we are goingto be at Saratoga Comic Con.
Don't read ancient Candarian text.
Yeah, usually not a good idea. Yeah, no, it's bad.
It's bad news. We're going to be at.
Saratoga Comic Con. We're going to be, I'm going to

(01:20:25):
be hosting an actors panel on Saturday afternoon.
More importantly, we are going to be the most important.
Yeah. A. 18 and up Trivia panel
Saturday night. I think it's a it's not.
It's not well. It's not designed to be kinky.
We just swear a lot. We just like why it has to be a
troll. Our language, yeah.

(01:20:45):
I wonder why. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're going to be. A little inebriated.
It's going to be it's going to be fun.
You do not want to miss this. It's it's we had a blast doing
this trivia tournament at Mid Hudson last year.
It's phenomenal. Yeah, it's going to be much of
the. Same.
TJ we don't know what. Our next movie is going to be
It's got to be something revengethemed.
I had thoughts on that. We have we can have, we can go

(01:21:08):
22 paths with this. We can do a movie with revenge
in the title. In that case, we have revenge of
the creature which is the second.
Creature from the Black Movie. Or we could redo a movie that we
did before we had the format. I was thinking the BLOB.

(01:21:30):
It's not really revengey though.But it gives.
Us a chance to redo it because we didn't have the our regular
format when we did do it, yeah. Because that was what, Episode
3? That's episode 3.
Yeah. All right, I'm down.
For either one of those. Audience.
What do you guys think? 80s BLOB or Revenge of the

(01:21:53):
Creature? Yeah, but anyway.
Yep. So we'll be in Saratoga.
Return of the I actually like. Was there a Revenge of the
Killer Tomatoes movie? And there was not?
It's an unmade movie that they had planned to make but did not
remember the cartoon. That's right.

(01:22:13):
But anyway, yes. So we'll be in Saratoga for that
and then we'll be in Poughkeepsie for Mid Hudson.
Yeah, Mid Hudson. August 2nd and 3rd, Yep, we'll
be at Mid Hudson The same weekend I'll be at Tampa Bay
Comic Con in Tampa Bay, Florida,and then we'll be back in
Saratoga. In November.
November. There's other things we might be

(01:22:37):
popping up at too. I want to fucking maybe check
some things out, Yeah. Other than that, we're going to
throw some socials at you, Dark Knight.
Of the Scarecrow I. Think vote for the BLOB, yeah?
Yeah, we'll do BLOB. Yeah, let's.
Do BLOB want to watch the BLOB all right?

(01:22:58):
Our website is WWW. Dot big dumb monsters.com You
can e-mail us if you need to. You know you want to.
You want to hit us up with a movie that we should watch?
A beer we should drink? You got an idea for a segment
for the show? You want to work with us?
Hire us to host an event. We are your people.
You can e-mail us. At [e-mail] you

(01:23:22):
can find us on Slasher, the all horror social media platform.
We are Big Dumb Monsters podcastand you can find us occasionally
logged into our Steam account asBig Dumb Monsters.
Yeah, you, you don't want to. Watch Godzilla's Revenge.
Plus we just did Godzilla versusBiolante not that long ago.
Which was? Mostly rad.
Yeah, yeah. You can check us out on

(01:23:46):
Instagram and Threads at Big under score Dumb under score
Monsters. When we stream this show live,
it is done on Twitch and YouTubeat the handle.
At Big Dumb Monsters we are on every Monday night at 7:45.
Arthur's usually here. You may be in and out for the

(01:24:07):
next couple of weeks, but doesn't mean we're not going.
To be here. We'll be here.
You should check out our merch store.
It's AT public, it is. AT public it is, yeah.
You should go to T. Public.com and search for the
big dumb monster store. We have all kinds of designs
there and all kinds of products for sale.

(01:24:29):
You should stop doing plugs 'cause that's always the last
one. We got to write that on the TV.
Over there, stop after the T-shirts.
Yeah. All right.
Well, we're going. To leave you guys with some
words of wisdom and then let youget back to your night.
Don't let ghoulies eat your ass and never sleep in a deathbed.

(01:24:50):
Bye. That's me again.
That is you I got. Yeah, I.
Got the buns. I got the buns.
Typically we got a guy for that,yeah.