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April 7, 2025 • 96 mins

We're wrapping up Revenge Month! Nick and Chris are revisiting their 3rd episode, back before the shows current format, to re-do the 1988 remake of The Blob! Starring Kevin Dillon and Shawnee Smith.Like and subscribe on your favorite platform through our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/bigdumbmonsters

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(00:43):
Hey everybody, welcome to big dumb monsters.
I'm Nick. And I'm Chris.
This week we revisit our third episode.
We go back for The BLOB from. 1988, yeah.
Yeah, the effects still hold up.We still like the movie.
We just refined the format. We, we felt like we needed to

(01:03):
refresh an episode 'cause it wasa, a movie we really liked.
And it's, it's a good way to endRevenge Month, go back for
something that we liked. We liked what we did, but we
know we could have done it better.
That's a very nice way of sayingwe didn't know what the hell we
were doing back then, yeah. God damn thing.
But yeah, the the movie is rad. It's it's, it's one of the the,

(01:26):
it's the lesser of the Trinity. Of or 80s remake it is among the
Trinity of awesome 80s remake yeah yeah it's.
Just the least good of them. Everybody's got an opinion.
You're we have. This is the second time.
Happens to be bright in this case, but I'm not going to
concede that. The second time we've had this

(01:47):
argument in this episode, Alien is the best Alien movie.
Except it's not. Except it's not.
All right, guys, we're, we're going back for the BLOB from
1988. And then go watch Aliens.
Yeah, and see that it is the less.
Best of the trilogy? Yeah.
Quadrilogy. Yeah.

(02:09):
But anyway, you're right, it is the best of the quadrilogy.
Fuck you, enjoy the show. Well, hello again.

(02:55):
Well, hello there. It's Monday.
It is. It is once again Monday.
Yeah, didn't feel like Monday because I took the day off from
work. Oh, you fucker, Yeah.
Listen, you work from home, motherfucker.
I just stay. I work at home and watch movies
and smoke weed. Oh boy, must be so hard.

(03:18):
Anyway, we are wrapping up Revenge Month this evening.
Yep, with a movie that didn't get fucked up the first time we
recorded. It we just wanted to go back,
'cause we just, we did a bad job.
Yeah, we were just like pre thiswas episode 3 of the show.
Yeah, this was this was like prethe current format of the show.

(03:39):
It I actually went back and listened to it.
It had some of the format. There was trivia, there was
better known as I think it was the first episode to do those
things. Really.
Yeah. But we did a bad job.
Yeah, that sounds like us. That sounds like us.
All right, all right. Fair enough.
To be fair, we didn't do a bad job.
We just weren't as good as we are now.
Yeah, All right. I got it.

(04:00):
I got it. We were.
We were remote. Yeah, exactly.
We were remote. Yeah.
It sounded bad. So I didn't know what the fuck I
was doing. Probably like 8:30 in the
morning too. Probably like 10.
I think we did it like 10. Whatever.
Yeah, look at us now, drinking. We've come all this way, yeah.

(04:21):
But yeah, we're watching The BLOB, the 1988 iteration of The
BLOB, Yeah. And aside from just wanting to
redo it, it's a fucking good movie.
I just kind of wanted to. Watch.
It's fun. Yeah, it's fun as shit.
Like when I was watching this, like there are really two kinds
of great horror movies. There's the horror movie that

(04:42):
like has something to say that is like, you know, has like
commentary, you know, social commentary or whatever, you
know, has a message. And then there are just fucking
awesome brainless popcorn like monster movies.
And this is like a perfect example of that kind of movie.
And not in a bad way. Like I'm saying brainless like
no, this is just like, I just want to sit down, watch a.

(05:04):
Monster movie. It's not heavy.
Yeah, it's not heavy. You just sit down, you grab a
snack and a drink and you just enjoy it.
And you, you watch. People melt.
That's it, Dissolved into a goo.It's great.
Wow. It's not heavy.
It's my horror film. Wow, what?

(05:28):
It's my horror. That's my job.
Yeah, Jesus Christ. Yeah.
He's not heavy. He's my brother.
Oh, man. Yeah.
This is a just a fucking rad movie in the era of, like,
practical effects being the best.

(05:49):
Yeah, this was when they were attheir best.
Now the green screen work, not so much.
Not so much. The wigatry.
The wigatry was poor. The wigsmanship.
Poor wigsmanship. Was there a fall in the
wigganomics or trickle down Wigganomics?

(06:13):
Maybe because it trickled down his fucking back.
There is a lot of unfortunate hair in this.
Kevin Dillon. Yeah, is is really bad.
Yeah, Shawnee Smith's is not great either.
Yeah, yeah, she is very 80s as fuck.
But yeah, hairstyles and and Leoaside.

(06:35):
Oh Jesus Christ. Fucking there are some great
effects in this movie. Amazing.
Yeah, amazing. I like getting ahead of myself a
little bit here, but like, I do wish they would do a follow up
of this movie, like from the ending of this movie.
Yeah, you know, Yeah. Well I was actually thinking
like this would be this would beperfect as like a comic book

(06:58):
follow up. Yeah, yeah.
Because Del close is long dead. The guy who plays the the the
priest. Yeah, Yeah.
No, Yeah, you're right about that.
That that would be pretty. Cool.
Then you could just easily put it back in the 80s.
You don't have to worry about anything like I don't know.
And you can do all, all kinds ofred shit because like if they

(07:18):
did it now, they would do it allCG and it would look CG.
Yeah, They would like, I don't know, like if they were, if
somebody were making it as a sequel to this movie, I would
hope that they would keep that like spirit going, like have a
little bit more like, I don't want to, I don't want no CG,
like use the CG like it should be used to enhance the practical
stuff, like. You know, yeah, get rid of a

(07:40):
couple of the fishing lines, yeah.
You know, just ZAP out a seam here and there in a suit or
something like, you know. We're good, man.
I I just, I just miss the era ofthe practical effect and I it is
it is having a resurgence. Yeah, for sure.
Because I think people are starting to get to our level

(08:01):
where they're like, OK, this kind of looks like trash.
You can. You can make it real.
Yeah, for like, for some reason we're going backwards with CGI.
Like, yeah, nobody can explain why, we just don't.
Yes we can because the giant corporations like Disney and are
catching shit loads of heat for making people work like 90 hours

(08:22):
a. Week.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're having to put less
money into it. There is a a like a line where
Marvel fucking like effects wentfrom like top notch to like.
And it was right around that time that people started
complaining. Yeah.
That's exactly what it was. They started treating their

(08:42):
workers like humans. Yeah, again.
Yeah. Crazy how that'll like affect
your outcome. Not like Korean animating
children in the 80s, you know? Jesus Christ.
We make Nike Monday to Wednesday.
We make Disney Wednesday to Sunday.

(09:05):
He like they were just showing Shawnee Smith a second ago while
we're still on the back. Hair, her real hair went like
kind of at a 45 and then all thefake hair 90.
Yeah, she's got like an UltimateWarrior thing going on.
Pretty layered, very layered, but the layers are two.
It's 2 layers. And Kevin?

(09:28):
Dillon Kevin Dillon looks 17 and45 at the same time.
He's a 17 year old with a perm. Trash.
Like there's no way you have that hair and you weren't like
at this point in time weren't sitting on one of those chairs
like with a big. You know, Oh my God.
Head heater off? Yeah, fuck it.

(09:50):
So he says to Alice. I says he's sitting.
There, buffing his nails. We have the perfect table
decoration for that joke. Do we?
Yeah, you don't remember Bugs Bunny gave him the the spa.
Treatment, right? Holy, now we dip our patties in

(10:11):
the water. That's right, the ball with the
mouse traps in it. Yeah, Gossamer.
Yeah. Damn.
If you're only listening to the show, you.
You can't. You can't see it on rich comedy.
Yeah, yeah. Like I was talking about 90 year
old cartoons. And having to put on a generic

(10:31):
monster because there's no merchandise for this movie.
We have the one. We have a sticker merchandise.
It's a magnet. Yeah, it's a tiny magnet about
this big. And it's on our trophy shelf
here. If you can buy a 30 cent pack of
jello and make your. Make your own BLOB.
Then I don't think they need to sell that.

(10:52):
Yeah, it's true. Basically every jar of slime
they sell to children. It is.
It's yeah. That's that's true.
I still want to get a the stuffed container.
Yeah. But they're just, they're so
fucking expensive for no reason.I'm.
Sure, we'll see one of the conventions sooner or later.
Yeah, Oh good Lord. Well, that was disgusting.
Sorry, folks, it's real life. Yeah, that's podcasting.

(11:17):
Is it sure? It happened on a podcast?
I guess so, yeah. You know what?
Like on the. So this is actually like the
second time I've fully watched this movie.
Well, I think I may have watchedit a couple times the first time
we reviewed this because I used to watch a movie like two to
three times before we did an episode and real life got up to

(11:40):
me. It's a lot easier like during
COVID when we. Started like there was literally
nothing going on. I was like, I watched the same
movie three times a week. Yeah, I have enough time to
watch at least one movie a day. But as fuck.
Well, we'll probably get anotherpandemic within the next couple
of years. Yeah, I don't want to go back to
that. I don't want to watch the same
movie three times in a week again.

(12:02):
I am good with one. But anyway this like this go
around I am more put off by the government agency angle.
It is a little like ham fisted, like it's a little heavy-handed.
You know, we get it. They're bad.
But also that was like an overall like 80s thing with, oh,

(12:24):
for sure these like mystery government agents in the white.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all that. Yeah.
So I think that's what they're riffing on.
But at the same time, yeah, like, we get it, They're evil.
Like sure. Yeah, that, that just, but it
was just like it takes up so much of the movie and just like
completely spins the plot. And I think I would have liked

(12:44):
it better if it was like just analien life form, not a mutated,
yeah, like virus, virus or whatever.
Yeah, microorganism. Because I think that makes it
just more interesting because that got that government
experiment thing gone astray. Just is played out.

(13:07):
Yeah, Yeah. And I think it was played out in
86 when this came out 88. 88, yeah.
Yeah. So it just, it doesn't, I don't
think it, it just doesn't land the way they wanted it to.
I don't think it would have beenway better just as a an alien

(13:28):
thing. And then, like, there were like
more of a generic government agency like that shows up to try
to, you know, like, take it. Out more sense I guess.
Yeah, what else could have? I mean, like, for sure some of
the acting like Kevin Dillon's not great.

(13:51):
No, TJ, what's up, man? Yeah, he's not awful, though.
He's not awful. He just looks goofy.
I'm sorry. Like I don't take him seriously.
Oh, no, he, yeah, he looks like a clown.
Yeah, absolutely. Oh, TJ says hydrate.
Here we go. Don't mind if I do.
He's slammed this around becausewho knows if there's.
A little a little cloudy. Residue, Yeah, yeah.

(14:19):
Yeah. Just, but like I, I, I mean,
everything else I think clicks with this.
Like you, there's enough of a space in the beginning of the
movie where it's not just like monster, monster, monster.
It's a ramp up. Like, yeah, we get about a good
1520 minutes of just like getting to know the town of the
people. Like.
So we give a shit about these characters when things start

(14:40):
happening, you know, and. I Oh my God, I love how they
break your expectations by killing your immediate thought
of the hero. Yeah, Yeah.
You're like, oh, he's going to be the good kid.
Probably going to be all three of those guys live to the end.
Yeah. No.
Like they won't kill the kid. Nope.
Yeah, they're going to kill the kid.

(15:01):
Yeah, yeah. It's it's fucking, it's brave
storytelling. It really is like, and that that
kind of became, I mean, it's still like taboo to do that,
right? Like that.
Like that's why everybody lost their shit when they read like
Game of Thrones or they they watch Game of Thrones.
Oh, they kill the kid, Yeah. They're not afraid to kill.

(15:24):
You're a good guy, you're a hero.
You're like your beloved character.
And yes, Shawnee Smith is prettyhot, yeah.
Don't worry, I was going to makesure you guys saw that.
Yeah, yeah. I don't know.
It's just, I love that. I love that.
Like if you're not afraid to do ballsy shit.

(15:45):
And break the expectation, like,you know, don't give me the same
trope I've seen a million times before.
Yeah, the story calls for it. Yeah, do that extreme thing,
like don't do it every fucking time.
But. Yeah, because, because then
you're going to get used to that, and then that's going to
get old hat too. So like, yeah, when it's
appropriate and when story calls.
Packages from Germany with weirdporn that you've never seen

(16:07):
before. It's sharp.
All of a sudden. Yeah, out of nowhere, Shizer.
Oh Jesus Christ. Oh, yeah.

(16:27):
I'm, I'm there's, yeah. There's definitely things in
this movie that I don't like. Like it once you get the the
government agency coming in it, it kind of becomes a little bit
more of an action movie. Yeah, I mean it.
It works. It's just not what I wanted.

(16:49):
I like the miniature work in this with the creature because
it looks kind of like out of time basically.
But also it is it fits because like if you think about the
original BLOB, it's one of thoseprototypical like cheesy B
movies that you think of when you think of that area, you
know? So I want it to kind of look
like that a little bit. Like I think having it be a
miniature and like, you know, having it be in the back, like

(17:11):
it looks like a projection in the background or something.
Yeah, that's pretty cool, I thought.
Yeah. And like even though it is that
it is a projection or whatever, like what they made was real,
like everything was made. And it's not just like a cut out
that moves. It's not a stationary thing.
Like they put real work into this.
Like they could have phoned it in, Oh, it's the BLOB, whatever.

(17:33):
But they didn't, they made it look gross.
They made it move in interestingways.
It like it's kills are fucking phenomenal.
Watching people just be absorbedand dissolved in the shit yeah
is so cool. And that that phone booth scene
is just money. Crushes the waitress in the
phone booth. Yeah.

(17:54):
And you see, Jeffrey, demons like corpse float up to the
thing. Yeah.
He's just like, hey. How are you?
But it's cool because it starts off as this like just BLOB like
it's on a stick and a hobo is leave it to the hobo to put
something on a stick, right? Like.
And also, like, how long does ittake people to realize, like,

(18:17):
shooting this thing with bulletsisn't a good idea?
It seems to not be working. It's just going to make this
thing grow like if we keep throwing bullets at it, like,
yeah, oh, when he when he kills the other hobo in the hospital,
it's pretty gnarly, like. Oh yeah, it's all.
The sheet bag he's just all dissolved from like here down,

(18:39):
yeah. Homophobic.
We're basically hobos. I don't.
Know I just have a domicile likethat's really the main
difference. I say.
A homed hobo, yeah. Domesticated.
I mean, I mean, housed hobo. Oh yeah, It's just good shit,

(19:10):
man. Like, yeah, it's, I mean, far
from a perfect movie. Yeah, far from a perfect.
Movie, but it just hits the sweet spot of what you want in a
like in a monster movie like. Yeah, yeah.
It's like it's it's a good like Saturday night, just gross out
movie. It's just a gross out movie
without being like extreme. It's just a bunch of mung on a

(19:39):
stick. We haven't updated the big mung
dumpsters in a while. No, we haven't.
I'm. Going to clean mine out and redo
it. You had to clean out your mum.
Fresh mung. Yeah, there's a fresh mung in
there. That's Niastic.
If anybody is on Spotify, you can check out the big Monk
dumpsters playlist. Yeah, yeah, every, every. 50

(20:03):
songs for. 30 for five of us. Yeah, five of us put 30 songs
on. Yeah, and it's a decent listen,
man. It's.
Not bad. It's not bad.
You can definitely see that we're weirdos.
Yeah, yeah, there are some genrewhiplashes like you could.
Oh, for sure, Yeah, yeah, for sure.

(20:25):
But it's fine, Yeah, it's fine. Who wants to listen to the same
shit all day anyway? Let's see anything else to say
before we can start throwing some ratings on this.
I don't know, like do you think this movie had like an impact

(20:47):
when it came out? Because I don't, I don't think
it did and I don't, I still don't think it gets the respect
that it actually. Is kind of a sleeper, like,
horror hit. Like, yeah, like, if you know,
you know this is a fucking good movie.
Like, if you're in the know fucking.
It's not one of those ones that gets talked about.
I think it has gotten a much bigger, like better reputation
as the years go. Yeah, I think people are going

(21:08):
back for it and then rediscovering it.
But for a long time, like nobodytalked about this movie.
Yeah, no, I really, it really wasn't like a big huge like
thing when it came out. I just remember watching it as a
kid and being like, this is fucking cool.
Yeah, it was like, I think, I think part of the problem is
that it's it's up against the two far superior 80s remakes

(21:31):
with the Thing and the Fly. I wouldn't even say they're far
superior. I mean, I would.
They're superior, yeah, but. You're telling me The thing is
not far superior to this movie? Like don't get me wrong, this is
a good movie. The thing is almost fucking
perfect. Yeah.
Oh yeah. I mean, that movie is A10 where
it's like, I'm not going to givethis A10, but yeah, I know.

(21:51):
I mean, like I put those three like in the same class, like the
same, like I hold those three inthe same regard.
Like those those are three fucking remakes that just knock
it out of the park. Yeah, like 80s style.
Like for me, For me, this is like the thing and the fly are

(22:12):
like high honor students and this is like that, like you.
Know what this is? This is Kevin Dillon.
This is. Kevin Dillon.
In the leather jacket. You, you think he doesn't belong
in that class, but God damn it, he belongs in that class.
Just because he's from the wrongside of the tracks, I'm not
going to let you sit here and disparage him.
He's a punk, but this is like ABstudent compared to a high honor

(22:36):
student, you know what I mean? Like that's.
Valid. That's valid, but I see I you
know. I see it's potential, like,
yeah, yeah, no, like, sure, people are going to talk down
about you. They don't understand you.
They don't realize your mom was a drunken whore.
Fucking. But you've got good things
inside. Of you, yeah, You're going to
jump that bridge someday, God damn it.

(23:03):
It's the Dirk Diggler of movies.I got good things.
Inside of me. I can't rate this against the
OGTJ because I've never seen it.Didn't we watch it for the
original? For the.
First time did you? I did, yeah.

(23:24):
Also TJ, Invasion of the Body Snatchers was the 70s, not the
80s so it's. The original 1 was the 50s
though. Yeah, yeah.
It's talking about remakes. Oh, remake that one I.
It's fucking phenomenal. Yeah, I think.
I would that is that is a that is a study.
These are the original I think in my opinion for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Invasion of Body Snatchers
is is an amazing study in Paranoia I.

(23:47):
Think that was episode like 7 for us.
I don't remember it was. Yeah, it was early on.
It was early on. We did an episode on 76 Con TJ.
We did. And it was awesome.
Yeah, that was like episode. I think it was like 100

(24:08):
something like early one hundreds.
I could not tell you. I know it was not terribly long
ago. Yeah, it was longer ago than you
think, I think. Really.
Yeah. Yeah.
Anyway. Yeah.
So I haven't seen that one. So I haven't seen the original

(24:29):
BLOB, so I really can't compare it.
This is way better. I know, I know, it is just a
hokey ass B movie. Yeah, I mean, the original BLOB
you don't have like the, you know, the creature that like
moves around and does cool shit in this.
You just have a a bowl of jello that some PA is like fucking
pouring like slowly out of a bowl behind the gross.

(24:50):
Yeah. So yeah, it's not quite as
actiony. It's just like there's something
oozing under the door. Let's run, yeah?
You know, yeah, yeah. Those are noises.
Yep. Would you like to know what you
rated this last time? I would.

(25:10):
You gave it a 7.5. All right.
And I gave it A7, all right. And I think we're going to stick
with my seven. I think that's where it belongs.
Hey, now let. Me, drink on that for a second.
You're a. Podcast Star.
Drink. Drink about your decision.

(25:37):
No, I think I was thinking 8 on this, but like as I'm thinking
like I did check out here and there during the movie, Yeah.
There are there are lulls in this movie.
It is good and it is fun. It is not it is not the upper
echelon of a gross out movie. It is not it is not the best

(25:58):
government conspiracy movie. It is not the best Alien movie
Like it's it's. Not an Alien movie.
Or yeah, thing from space movie.It's just good.
It's it's just good. And I think A7 7.5 is where just
good lives all. Right all.
Right, that's, I mean, that's myargument.
I could stand by that rating. I am tempted to go 8 'cause I do

(26:22):
enjoy this movie. Like it, it seems to fucking age
well. Like, yeah, it just gets better
and better, I think. Yeah.
And I, I just like the more we get into the age of CG and the
more like everything is just like kind of the same.
If I can go back and find something that is like,

(26:43):
satisfyingly real, Yeah, I'm, I'm gonna love it.
And like, no matter what, Like so if the effects are fucking
top notch and they are in this movie to like I, I'm not going
to find too much to really bitchabout the fuck other than that
Kevin Dillon fucking wig fucking.
Hair is so. Bad.

(27:08):
Also the fucking pirate shirt that he's wearing, it's got the
front corner flat. Like what is up with that?
Yes, Chef Toy Bay. CG Kevin Dillon.
That might be the worst thing I've ever.
Heard CGA? Proper haircut on your own.

(27:33):
He probably had one and they were like just no add more.
More, more, Give me more. Gene Simmons out of makeup.
Christ. All right, you ready to move on
to trivia? I think we should do some trivia
with. The button.

(27:54):
See, he has problems. Funny too.
Had to bother you with trivia. All right, here we go.
IMDb trivia on this motherfucker.
Of the film's reported $15 million budget, 5 million went

(28:15):
toward visual effects, although director Chuck Russell claims
that both numbers are highly exaggerated and the total budget
was closer to under 10 million. Still, for $10 million, it's a
fucking solid movie. Yeah, yeah, it that actually
made like 10 million at the box office.
So like, that's why you didn't get any more of this.

(28:36):
Yeah, I appreciate a good Chess King reference.
Also DJ wait. What?
Said Nick. Those of us are age appropriate
shopped at Chess King and boughtthose shirts.
The pirate shirts. I see.
I see. There used to be a chess king at
Mohawk Mall. I don't even know what the fuck

(28:57):
that is. It was like peak 80s style.
Oh, really? Yeah.
Yeah. No, I was.
I must have skated in just underthat.
I didn't really go to the mall too much when I was a kid
either. Chess King Merry go round was
another one. Kevin Dillon and Shawnee Smith
both wore hair extensions at director Chuck Russell's

(29:19):
insistence. Fuck you, Chuck Dillon
reportedly hated them, but this is how Russell wanted the
character to look. Because he has a fucking brain
tumor I guess. What?
No, like Chuck Russell. Oh, oh, I think that's supposed
to be the character had a brain.Tumor, no.
Well that would explain the hairalso.
Explain the hair. Yeah, no, he does not look good

(29:40):
at all. Like no.
Like I can understand him going like, OK, I want like a longer
hair kind of biker badass and then see him with those
extensions and go, oh, no, no, Itake it back.
Yeah, I take it back. Not those ones.
I was wrong. Nope, that sentence did not come
out of Chuck's mouth. Yep.

(30:00):
Walk it back, Chuck. Let's see here.
A lot of the blobs. Slime slash goo was made out of
methicel, which is methyl cellulose, which is a thickening
ingredient used in milkshakes that is both unbelievably
slippery and gooey. To simulate the BLOB moving over
surfaces, methyl cell was sometimes put on miniature sets

(30:24):
placed at 90° angles so gravity would make the stuff ooze down
to simulate natural movements. So methyl cell, so much methyl
cell was used on set that director Chuck Russell has
reportedly stopped drinking milkshakes or had stopped
drinking milkshakes for several years.

(30:44):
That's fucking disgusting. As somebody who has cleaned up a
fucking exploded bag of McDonald's milkshake mix in the
past, yeah, that shit's hard to clean up.
Is it? Yeah, it's fucking.
It's just it's viscous as fucking like when you move it,
it just doesn't go anywhere. Like, yeah, yeah.
Gross. Yeah.
Let's see here. One of the film's producers,

(31:06):
Jack H Harris, was also the producer of the original 1958
film, which I bet this gave him some culture shock.
You're like, oh, yeah, I used todirect horror movies all the
time. You want to produce this one?
Sure. How different could it be?
Oh my God. Who's that pretty lass in the

(31:27):
leather jacket That's that's ourfilm's hero?
That's Kevin. Yeah, Oh.
Nasty, although he's a Hollywoodproducer so probably didn't stop
him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's probably all in on that. A small scene where the creature
is crawling toward the town was cut from the film, but it ended

(31:48):
up in Ghostbusters 2 as a part of the slime attacking New York.
No shit. I'd be interested to see like,
like, watch Ghostbusters 2 again.
Yeah, they're like, oh OK, that looks like that dipshit town
from The BLOB. Bam.

(32:10):
The film makers briefly considered changing the blobs
color from the reddish pink to green, but they decided that the
look was too iconic to replace it, and it made more sense as it
starts off as transparent but turns red due to the blood of
its victims. I like it.
It doesn't need to be green. Doesn't need to be green at all.
Green is too like, obviously alien, you know what I mean?

(32:33):
Yeah, yeah. I mean, I think if it was so
like an actual thing from Space Green would have been cool, just
like another like way to differentiate from the original.
But yeah, yeah, I guess you're right about that, yeah.
Also, we're at the scene with the trunk bar.
Yeah. With the cherry cooler, the.
Cherry cooler. It's the the vodka and vodka

(32:54):
cooler, yeah. We were laughing our asses off
at this scene because like this is dumb, goofy bullshit like and
this stuff belongs in the like aI like OK, it's it's hard for me
to say that this movie is schlock, but it has like that
schlock heritage. You know what I mean?
Like so this. Play into it, lay into it, you
know? This is good.

(33:14):
This is enough. Like it.
A whole movie doesn't need to be, you know, serious and then
funny and then serious and funny.
Like make a serious movie and add a laugh here and there.
Like this is fucking great. He's got a fucking Binocca
holder in the trunk. I guarantee you he's got like a
roll of condoms. Like RIP one off.

(33:35):
No he doesn't, because he had tobuy the the fucking free pack
from the pharmacy. That's right.
Yeah, he's like cherry liqueur. I think he's put vodka in next.
I'm pretty sure it's just vodka and like cherry syrup.
Although there was a can of Hawaiian punch, I did.
See that? Yeah.
And there's Strawberry for some reason.
Yeah. What the fuck up the theme
there? I love that he's got a cordless

(33:57):
fucking mixer. Hey, for 1988, he's putting the
effort in. Oh no, it's a total.
Of the game man. And the and the the fucking
cigar box full of rings to give to all those girls.
Ridiculous, ridiculous. This guy fucks OK like he.
Tries to anyway. Hey, it's worked enough that he

(34:18):
has a full bar in his fucking. Car, Oh Jesus Christ, according
to an interview on Trump. Bars were a thing at the time.
Trump bars. Yeah, fuck.
I wish they were a thing now, God damn it.
Yeah, well, I mean it. Could be this, could be us, but
you play. Drinking and driving became a

(34:44):
crime in 86. I think so.
Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. It used to be a hobby back in
the day, Yeah. A couple of fucking roadies 88.
Oh yeah. No shit.
Yeah, because I remember when I was a kid, I thought it was

(35:05):
earlier than that. Well, that's for all 50 states.
Oh, so maybe New York was like, earlier.
Yeah, maybe I remember smoking indoors and not that I smoked
indoors, but everyone around me.Yeah, I used to.
Yeah. Like something about smoking a
cigarette while having a beer ina bar used to be amazing.
Yeah, yeah. Very retro, very cowboy.

(35:29):
According to an interview on theAustralian Blu-ray, Chuck
Russell deliberately stole a page from the Hitchcock Playbook
playbook by killing the character that everyone would
identify as the hero halfway into the film.
So everyone would go, jeez, if he could die, anyone could,
which is fucking smart. Surprise me.
Like I love, I love being surprised.

(35:51):
I love like a fucking just like a gut punch of a thing in a
movie, you know? Like it's so good.
Yeah, changed it up a little bitlike we said before.
Like let's see here the big stunt feat with Brian jumping

(36:11):
the ravine on his motorcycle waswhile a helicopter flies
overhead and a truck crashes wasall captured in camera with all
those elements actually in the shot.
Both tires blew out on the motorcycle when it landed and
the stunt double quote held the bike up with his upper body
strength in his fucking feet, according to Chuck Russell.

(36:33):
By the strengths of his strength, of his wig alone, he
held that bike up. That's a fuck it.
That's a stuntman with square balls, you know what I mean?
Like God damn. And that was our last IMDb
trivia fact all. Right.
Would you like to hear the 11 star review that this has on
IMDb? Yeah, let's hear it.

(36:54):
I love this new segment. Awful remake.
It's the title. The film starts off well, but
instead of a good creepy monstermovie it decides it wants to be
about silly government conspiracy.
The mixing of genres doesn't work.
Disagree. It just doesn't work great here.
Yeah, I see that it totally flopped to the box office.
I also see that the forums I frequent that.

(37:18):
In the forums I frequent, it's never mentioned as being a
worthy remake. Both of these things are well
deserved. Fuck you this.
Guy sounds like an ass goblin. Yeah, fucking fuck you, dude.
This is the kind of guy that like, like he poo poos on this,
but he loves redneck zombies, you know what I mean?
Like. Like, Jaws is a piece of shit,

(37:39):
yeah. But yeah, Redneck Zombies is a
fucking. That's art, man.
Yeah, have you seen Blood Fart Island?
That's a direct quote from Sam. Yeah.
Ask Goblin. That's it.

(38:02):
That's all I got. All right, we will move on to
the better known as segments. I know you.
I knew. I knew you.
I knew. I knew you.
We will start off with director Chuck Russell.
He's got a couple of bangers under his belt.

(38:22):
Not like, you know, an overwhelming amount, but there's
a couple. Like it's a fucking good movie
in there. Yeah.
He's got a 2 coming out, White House Demon, which, yeah, sure.
And Crushers, He directed a remake of which board last year,
apparently, Yeah. Yeah, it's got a 76.

(38:44):
What? Did you ever see the original?
Like when I was a kid, I vaguelyremember it ask.
Twilight. Oh, really?
Yeah, they did a, they did a, anepisode of Joe Bob on that.
All right, ask Twilight. He directed an episode of Fringe

(39:06):
in 2010. He directed The Scorpion King in
2002 and that's not one of the bangers.
Trust me. He directed Bless the Child.
Also not one of the bangers withKim Basinger in 2000.
He was on a he was on a streak of like meh movies.
He directed a racer in 1996, which is Yeah.

(39:27):
This is like the most meh. It's just like middling fucking
Arnold that was. The official like downturn for
Arnold's career. Like that's the line of
demarcation. He directed The Mask in 1994
with Jim Carrey. That was his, that's the movie
he directed right after this. So he had a six year like stint
in movie jail for some reason. His first movie was before this,

(39:51):
Nightmare on Elm Street 3 Dream Warriors.
I love dream warriors. That's a fucking banger.
Yeah. So he started off with three,
like, really good movies, and then it was just down fucking
hill from there. Yeah, with the exception of
Fringe. I do love Fringe.
All right, moving on. Shawnee Smith.

(40:11):
Yeah, if you grew up in the 80s,you had a crush on Shawnee
Smith. She, of course, is probably most
well known as Amanda in the Saw movies.
You know, Jigsaw's assistant. Other than that, I mean, like,
she shows up just here and thereand stuff.
She was in Who's Harry Crumb with John Candy, which I I was

(40:36):
on TVA couple of weeks ago. It was the first time I've seen
any of it in years. Was that where he was like the
Private Eye? Yeah, it's fucking hysterical to
you, Yeah. No, we got to hydrate I.
Got a black belt in judo and theboots to match.
It's so good you haven't seen it.

(40:57):
I haven't seen it since I was a kid.
Oh, man. All right.
Well, Shawnee Smith, she was on 100 episodes of the Anger
Management TV show with Charlie Sheen, which is.
I'm good that existed. Yeah.

(41:18):
I'm good. She was a voice in the Lollipop
Chainsaw video game, which I heard was good.
I never played it though. Me neither.
Let's see, Secret Life of the American Teenager.
She's in The Grudge 3. Yeah, see, here's the thing.
Like I when the first Grudge came out, I was like, oh, this

(41:38):
is pretty rad. Like kind of a different yeah
movie. And then I saw the original
Japanese one. I was like, oh this.
Like, I don't want to be that guy, but like the original
Japanese. One fucking better.
It's. So much fucking better.
So like in the Grudge 2 and Grudge 3 came out, I was like
no, I'm good. Like it's not not worth my time.

(42:00):
Yeah, yeah. I don't think I saw the second
or third one. She is in a 30 Days of Night TV
miniseries sequel Dust Dust. I'm pretty sure that was a
sci-fi original. I think it was too 'cause they
did a sci-fi movie too, I think.Yes.
She is in Repo the Genetic Operain 2006.

(42:22):
I do not enjoy that movie. I know that has a huge huge like
cult following. Yeah, right behind you, yeah.
I don't get it. I don't like it.
I yeah, I didn't. I didn't love it the first time
I saw it. It's not.
Like my favorite movie, OK. And nobody said it was.
But you. You.
Love that fucking. Movie.
I don't love it, I enjoy it. I don't.

(42:46):
It's fine, yeah. There's a while where people
were just cosplaying the fuck out of that movie at conventions
and it was getting out. Really.
Yeah, yeah. Anytime people beat something to
death like that. Though, Yeah, yeah, well, it's
like, how many, how many of the same anime character can you
walk? How many?
Jokers Deadpool's Rick Sanchez'slike fucking.

(43:09):
I haven't seen a lot of Rick Sanchez.
Santa Claus, Deadpool, it's comeon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rick Sanchez has died down a
bit, but you still get a lot of jokers and.
That's that's because like, nobody cares about the show
anymore. It's still pretty big.
The way it was, because it was, it was culturally huge.
I will give it that. I just don't like it.

(43:29):
Yeah, yeah. I think, I think it actually
started dying off right after the fucking Szechuan sauce thing
because everybody was like, oh, I don't want to be associated
with these motherfuckers. She was in 129 episodes of
Becker with Ted Danson on CBS. She's a voice in Grand Theft

(43:55):
Auto, Vice City. Let's see, she's an Armageddon
for like a hot 2nd. As a redhead.
Yeah, she doesn't even have a name, does she?
Need a name? She was in the Shining TV
miniseries from the 90s. I got to rewatch that because I

(44:15):
remember that being pretty good.Yeah, I watched it when it was
on. I was like, this is cool.
And then like, I haven't watchedit since.
Let's see. She's leaving Las Vegas 1995, an
episode of The X-Files. She's in the Stand miniseries in
1994 in 19. 93. In 1993, she was in Murder, She

(44:38):
Wrote. It's been a while since we got
to do that. Effectively, yes.
I think the last one was like a brunch run.
Who's Harry Crumb was 1989? That was the movie she did right
after this. She's in summer school in 1987.

(45:01):
So good. That is a good movie.
So fucking good. Oh.
Excuse me, Iron Eagle 1986. That was good once but then they
made like 1000 of them. Yeah, yeah.
They were making those, like, well into the 90s, yeah.
I think they made them into the 2000s to be completely honest
with you. Probably, yeah.

(45:23):
Her first role was in Annie in 1982 as a dancer.
Moving on, Kevin Dillon, he was in this movie.
He's probably most well known asbeing Johnny Drama and Poseidon.
He shows up in a ton of shit. He that's not the thing I

(45:43):
thought it was. He was in that Ronald Reagan
movie last year, which I heard was horrible when sure, a
certain type of person's been coming out here to rate it high.
Anyway, yeah, yeah, he's in Creepshow the series 2021.

(46:07):
That's a good, that is a good series.
Like I, I, yeah, for a while, like I was watching that just
like all fucking day long. I got to get and I can't do it.
I watched the first season and Ijust pieced the fuck out.
I, I didn't finish it, but I gotlike a good way into it and it
is good. Like obviously not every episode
is amazing. The same for Tales from the
Crypt. Like you've got that shit that

(46:29):
sticks with you and the stuff that's just on, but for the most
part, really, really good. Let's see, we mentioned
Entourage. He's in the movie in 2015 and
like 96 episodes of the show. He's in the Scarface video game

(46:50):
2006, shows up in an episode of the Karen Sisko show, shows up
in 24 NYPD Blue. So he's just all over fucking,
you know, TV spot. He wasn't an episode of Tales
from the Crypt. I don't remember this one, it
sounds kind of cool. House of Horrors is the last

(47:12):
season. So season 7 was last season,
right? Yes, yeah, that's when
everything went overseas. 3 pledges on a fraternity
probation run by a soft spoken leader and his two sidekicks are
visited by a beautiful rung. The beautiful young sorority gal

(47:35):
who's looking for AI can't even fucking read.
Frat pledged frat to pledge her own.
Her own sorority ends up. That does not make sense as a
sentence. Who's looking for a frat to
pledge her own sorority? Comma ends up tagging along with
pledges to an abandoned house where an urban legend murder

(47:55):
took place years before. Led by the obnoxious pledge
master, the trio of pledges mustenter the house pass each test
given to them. Question is, yeah, that doesn't.
I don't remember that one at allanyway.
TJ, you're a fucking douche. If you combined Kevin and Matt

(48:19):
Dillon, you have 1/8 of an actor.
Good God, where are we there? We go, Talesman gripped.
He played John Densmore in the Doors movie.
It was 1991. He was in Platoon 1986, the

(48:43):
Delta Force also 1986. The fucking Chuck Norris movie.
Yeah, yeah. Uncredited role.
God I love Chuck Norris movies. Love them.
Moving. On like I'm must, I'm going to
tell you right now I'm a sucker for like my guys in Vietnam are

(49:06):
captured and I need to go get the movie.
I love that. I love it.
It's like half of Joel, Chuck Norris movies.
Yeah. Up next, we have Jeffrey.
No man left. Behind.
He is most well known as Dale onThe Walking Dead.

(49:28):
I think he made it through the first two seasons.
Three seasons, maybe. Two seasons, 2, I think, yeah.
Yeah, he's a character. Oh, hold on.
Phone booth scene. Here we go.
Oh yeah, here we go. Shit's getting real.
And that's it. That's another kill that you're
like, Oh no, she's got to make it out because she's she's
sweet. She's nice to everybody.

(49:49):
Like, yeah, you just don't. You don't really see her being
one of the ones to get the most brutal fucking kills.
This thing just implodes the phone booth.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, there he is.
There's the sheriff head. So gross.
So gnarly. Yes TJ Uncommon Valor is the

(50:12):
best of those movies for sure. I can.
Fuck with that. Yeah.
Are we still on, you know, Jeffrey Du Munn?
Yeah, yeah, he's a character actor.
Shows up in a lot of shit here and there.
Mob City, which I've mentioned before, is pretty good. 19
episodes of The Walking Dead. He's in the Coen brothers movie

(50:35):
Burn After Reading. Which I thought was terrible.
Yeah, yeah. Not a good movie.
He's in the Mist in 2007, which is pretty good.
Yes. Other than that.
I mean, you're only back to 2000.
Yeah, the Green Miles Goddamn classic.
The strong of the century fucking rules.

(50:56):
Never saw that. Dude, it's so it's, I mean, it's
a fucking TV muni series that goes on for three episodes
instead of like 2. It's so good.
It's so Stephen King. I.
Saw the Green Mile on a date youwant to sit around for three
hours and get bummed out? You want to see a guy not be
able to piss and then be able topiss?

(51:17):
Not a guy, Tom Hanks. How much Tom Hanks ejaculate
while you're urinating? That doesn't get your date going
Well, I'm sorry. He's also in The Shawshank
Redemption, so he's a 2 for two in the big prison movies.

(51:39):
Oh yeah. He's in Newsies in 1992.
Which is not good. The Haunted in 1991 This movie
scared the fuck out of me. I.
Don't. I don't think I've ever seen
that. It was ATV, it was on Fox TV
movie about like this family living in like this haunted
house. And I just remember like the

(51:59):
ghost was like this black like fucking smoke.
It's it was 12 or maybe 11 at the time.
So it scared the fuck out of me.That's pretty sick, yeah.
We're going to move on from there, probably because there's
not probably no much else. Kojak.
Kojak 1987, Moonlighting 86. Spencer for Hire, The Hitcher.

(52:20):
That's a fucking solid movie in 1986.
Now we're going to move on. As you keep scrolling.
Now we're going to move on. Yeah, sure.
Candy Clark is up next plays thewaitress who gets imploded in
the phone booth. She I saved her because she was

(52:44):
in a movie that Art and Bridget just talked about.
When she was also in Twin Peaks like.
Yes, sorry, she was in the revival of Twin Peaks.
Which I still haven't gone back for.
I actually almost started to watch Twin Peaks this week for
the first time. The original, Yeah.
I've never seen it. It's so good.
It like it's it's weird and uncomfortable but like in the
best way. I know it's going to have a high

(53:05):
buy in for me but like I'm I'm going to do this if you don't
watch it. Unfortunately like season 2 is
just so bad in comparison because he like he had to cram
so much shit into like whatever the fuck he had to do.
He's doing like a series on David Lynch right now on his
podcast, and he did a whole big Twin Peaks thing on his last
episode. David Lynch is so hit and miss,

(53:26):
like 'cause sometimes it's like the right amount of weird for
like, interesting, and then sometimes it's so much weird
just because it's David Lynch and he wants to be weird.
Like like Elephant Man is great,Eraserhead is not.
Yeah, I was going to say, like II to this day, I've never
watched Eraserhead. Don't, because I know I'm not

(53:47):
going to like it. I can tell you I'm not going to.
Like it? It's, it's an art film.
Yeah. And like, if you don't want
that, you're not going to like it.
Yeah, like Blue Velvet I like, but that's like really toeing
the line for me for like, weirdness.
Yeah, yeah. But that's like there were
boots. That's like, that's like good
weird. Yeah.
Oh shit. Hey, Boots, Boots.

(54:08):
How you doing, brother? Hey Boots.
Sound drops, yeah. OK.
It's all saying, hey boots. I got it.
I got you. I do that.
I'm the man that makes those things.
Art likes Eraserhead. I've.
Not seen it. Yeah.
I mean, David Lynch, like, just like, yes and then no and then

(54:29):
yes. Like Doctor Strangelove's
fucking awesome. Yeah, wait.
Doctor Strangers. That's Kubrick.
Yeah, that's Kubrick. Yeah, my bad.
Other weird director. Sorry.
Oh, you know why I got those mixed up?
Because I I bought Eraserhead and Dr. Strangelove the same
day. One of those is an awesome

(54:52):
movie. Yeah yeah man that fucking that
version of Dune is so bad. Which was also recently covered
on the the doom movie yeah we brought a lot of reviews huh
you're. Allowed to like it.
Yeah, that's fine. You listen, I, I I try.

(55:15):
I'm not a perfect man. I try not to judge people based
on what they like because I havea motto and it's stolen from the
Whiskey tribe, right? Like there was a YouTube channel
called the Whiskey Tribe. Their motto is the best whiskey
is the whiskey you like, the wayyou like to drink it.
And I like to put that toward myentire life.
Whatever you like is best for you should listen.

(55:37):
To our episode about it, I have thoughts.
Yeah, I did rate it OK, but I have thoughts.
Yeah, Judge Judy's in the in thein the chat here.
So we have Murder She Wrote already.
Yes, she was in an episode of Father Dowling Mysteries in
1990. She is also in the 1991 Vanilla

(56:00):
Ice classic Cool as Ice. Why?
Is that rated the three? It's so high. 3 is so high.
Oh Lord, if if you have never seen the Jim Carrey Vanilla Ice
impersonation, Oh my God in color, do yourself a favor, go

(56:23):
to YouTube and look that up immediately.
Very white, white babe. Ditch 0.
Get with a hero. That was a line they put in the
trailer. Yeah, they put that in the thing

(56:43):
that gets you to see the movie. Like nobody wants to see that.
It's so bad. It's so bad.
Oh Lord, what is that kind of anaction movie?
No. No, no.
No. Oh God.
It's not going to be on the Defense Stration Hour.
No, no, no. I'm thinking more of like a

(57:04):
network special where we get together and watch Cool as ice.
There, there will be no survivors.
I'll. Do that only if we're all going
to get together and sit in a room to watch it.
We have to come up with a drinking gimmick for it, like
you have to drink every time. Like every time you want to
punch Vanilla Ice. Yeah, yeah, just.

(57:26):
Waterfall. The entire fucking movie.
You can't make fun of the movie unless you take 3 sips of your
beer. Three.
Yeah, you're trying to kill. People, right one you take a sip
of your beer, then you can fucking dig it.
You can make fun of the movie. Teacher, you fucking ditch.
Ditch your zero and give me a year.

(57:49):
All kidding aside, I would murder someone for a fucking
hero right now. Never.
Had one but I do the good. But I love the SNL skit.
You're liking the juice. You're liking the juice these
place on New Scotland Ave. called Anton's that made the
best fucking gyros. Heroes, Heroes.

(58:10):
Whatever you. Want to think it's a hero?
I think I have I I call them Greek burritos.
Yeah, no, Yep, yeah, only. Yeah, only because every time I
try to pick one pronunciation, somebody tries to correct me on
it. Yeah, So you know what?
Fuck it, it's a Greek burrito. Yeah.
Yeah. Whatever Nick stands correct as

(58:30):
the Greek dish Giro is pronounced Giro if you have the
sound of her soul. Whatever Greek burrito.
I know shit. Thanks Google, you still have
that very important debate. Yeah, yeah, that was life or
death. One day we will have the giant
lamb cone and like, it'll be like our studio, you know,
studio feature when we get, like, really extravagant right

(58:53):
here. Yeah, just a rotating lamb cone,
like just shaving pieces off during the show.
Have a Nacho cheese fountain. Oh, you got it, buddy.
Absolutely. Yeah, and we'll have a fucking
one of those like heart paddle things, like radio, you know,
defibrillator. Yeah.
Yeah, we have a defenestrator right here.

(59:14):
That's what I was saying. Jesus.
Christ, we need an onset medic. Hi.
She was also in Matlock. That's three.
That's three. That is 30.
That's right. Yeah.
But the first time we did this, there was no Pentavrit.
Yeah. Magnum Pi Hunter.

(59:39):
She's in the French Connection 3.
EW, I didn't know that old TV movie that explains it.
Gross. Fucking gross.
There shouldn't have been a sequel to that I.
Mean the thing Gene Hackman is in the sequel, isn't he?
Yeah, I think so. Big dumb schwarma monsters
makes. Me so happy because now it's
BDSM. I've wanted to find a way to put

(01:00:03):
S in there like streaming. Monsters.
Shwarma monsters. Oh DJ, they can't find the G in
that country. The G spot.
You know I've never had shwarma.I like a Greek burrito better.

(01:00:24):
There's too much shit in shwarma.
Like I don't like onions and then there's onions and shit in
there. Like I don't want that you.
Don't like onions? I don't like onions.
I have a very I. Don't dig on raw onion that
much. I love a cooked onion.
I like I can. I've built up a tolerance over
because I mean, like I fucking when I was a kid would not eat
anything with onions in it. Yeah.
And like, throughout my life, I've built up a decent tolerance

(01:00:45):
to where like, there are things I kind of need to have onions
in. I was the same way with
tomatoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I, I, I hate raw tomato. I will fuck up a cooked tomato
like a roasted tomato. So good, yeah.
Like my brother used to eat a tomato like an out fucking
apple. It would gross me the fuck out.

(01:01:08):
But no, like fucking yeah, no, Ilike for a while I could do raw
white onion like on a chili dog and that was good.
Like I don't think I could do itnow though.
Like it's been a while since I've I've had that.
Yeah, go lay it on the onion. Yeah, yeah.
But yeah, onions gross me the fuck out.

(01:01:28):
No blue through something else. Oh she's in Cat's eye.
Stephen King Like short story, movie.
Oh yeah, yeah. I was 85.
I watched that a lot when I was a kid.
Yeah. Yeah, it was on HBO.
Amityville 3D get the fuck out of here do.

(01:01:50):
We think, Oh yeah. Amityville 3D 1983.
Blue Thunder, also 83. Like the the original Amityville
movie is like it's a good movie.Well, it's not great, but like
it's good. But like it sucks when you are
like a super weirdo like me and you're like really into all that
paranormal shit and you realize like that entire story is just

(01:02:12):
bullshit. Like it's just bullshit.
Yeah, I watched that movie a lottoo when I was a kid.
It was also an HBO. A lot.
Yeah. We're going to move on.
Oh, she's an American Graffiti 1973.
I've never seen that movie. It's not like it's OK.
Yeah, it's OK. I.
Don't give a fuck. I think, I think that was one of

(01:02:32):
those like you had to be there like it was that.
That yeah, I'm not a baby boomer, so I don't give a shit
about racing hot rods in the 1950s.
Like, you know. Well, that's why I don't really
like fucking like, like Porky's couldn't give a shit less.
Yeah, like, that's not my timeline.
I don't like that. I get the jokes.
I don't care about those jokes, you know, shit like that.

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Del close plays the priest in this movie.
He is a comedy improv legend. Like AI mean a literal fucking
God in the like improv world andhe does show up in some like you
know movies here and there. But I mean overall he is known

(01:03:18):
for being like this. I mean impresario for improv.
He like, came up with a lot of shit.
Improv Zario. I was right there.
You see how I did that? I improvised.
I improvised. Tom and I were in an improv
group for a while. Oh really?
Yeah. That must have been awful.
He was in for one for way longerthan I was.

(01:03:43):
Anyway, I I improv comedy is just like, not my thing.
It was fun. We just did not like, mesh with
the people running it and like it.
Yeah, we quit like it was me, Tom and another dude.
And the three of us just quit after the first show.
Oh. Really.
Yeah, yeah. Like the first show went good.
It's like I don't want to work with you people.

(01:04:04):
Yeah, Yeah, that. Just sounds.
Like the DND group, he can't. Yeah, yeah.
Not gonna work. That's exactly what it was.
Yeah. And like, the dude just did not
want us to like, believe and like, just let's go, dude.
We don't fucking. Don't beg me.
Yeah, don't beg me. This is not fun.
Oh. Bad joke alert.

(01:04:24):
Oh yeah, yeah. Dell close is the taboo version
of a whole computer. It's not a Dell, but it's close.
God damn it. Oh, TJ, it's not your best work,
Sir. Yeah.
That. Shit, you come back with an A
game fucking joke. I don't want to see this fucking

(01:04:44):
D game shit out here not. What I heard.
About you. Oh next of kin.
Fuck yeah. The Patrick Swayze redneck
action movie. I surprisingly to everyone
involved, I love that fucking movie.

(01:05:06):
So surprised. Crazy, right?
Yeah. He's in The Untouchables in
1987, which is a fucking awesomemovie.
I've not seen that in a long time.
He's in Ferris. Anybody.
Anybody who shares screen time with Billy Drago considers
himself lucky. He's in the movie Thief in 1981,

(01:05:31):
which is also fucking awesome. James Con.
It's a really good movie. Yeah, yeah.
Also an American Graffiti. Yeah.
Fuck them boomers. It was.
Was that George Lucas? Yeah, I think it.
No. No, it's, it's right there.

(01:05:54):
I know, I know. I'm going to look it up anyway.
Was it Spielberg? No, it is George.
George Lucas. I was thinking Ron Howard, like,
no, he's in it. Yeah, yeah, 'cause this was like
the pre like happy days thing. Yeah, 1973.

(01:06:15):
Let's see. Ferris Bueller, Thief, American
Graffiti. He's in.
Get an episode of Get Smart in 1965.
We're going to move on from there.
We're going to fucking speed this.
Well, there's a couple people wecan gloss over.
Paula Crane is up next. I saved him for one reason
alone. He is in a lot of shit here and

(01:06:37):
there. He was an episode of Barry not
that long ago. A lot of he's in Under the Dome
for a couple of episodes. He's another character actor.
You just see him in a lot of shit.
I saved him for one reason alone.
He's also the Shashank Redemption.
He in 1987 is in RoboCop. Yeah, he's the mutant pig man.

(01:07:01):
He gets fucking YEAH obliterated.
Yep, that's the only reason I saved this movie.
He did right before this movie. Yeah, I believe his best
dialogue in RoboCop. He's also in fame.
Dude who gives a fuck, he's in Rocky too.
How about that? Anyway, Bo Billingsley is up

(01:07:24):
next. I saved him for one reason
alone. He is mostly a voice actor.
The reason I saved him is he's using Halloween H2O.
No, no, he is the voice of Jet Black in Cowboy Bebop.
Fuck yeah, yeah, yeah. Like as a staunch, like I don't
like anime guy. The fact that you love Cowboy

(01:07:46):
Bebop, or at least like it, yeah, shows the quality of that
fucking show. Love fucking cowboy B.
It's so good. Yeah, that's really the only
reason I see it. He does a lot of voice work here
and there, mostly in anime stuff, video game stuff.
He's in a couple of call call out Fallout games, a couple of

(01:08:07):
Ace Combat games. He's in Red Dead Redemption 2,
which shameless plug, I'm going to be hosting a Red Dead
Redemption 2 panel. Are you really?
Yes. And I actually have to talk to
you about that. Yeah, at at Saratoga Comic Con
in just a little bit over a month.
Yeah, that's going to be fun. I'm looking forward to.
That that game is a fucking masterpiece.

(01:08:29):
Yeah. Was it 3 people?
At least it's at least three, almost like 4.
The guy who who plays Arthur Morgan?
Yeah, the guy who plays James Marston and then one of the
female voice actors. Yeah, I think there's at least
one or two other people too, Yeah.

(01:08:49):
Anyway, anyway, more discussion post show.
Yeah. Who's the voice of DJ in the
Street Fighter animated movie? One of the Super Street Fighter
characters. We're going to move on from
there. Yeah, yeah.
Up next, Art Lafleur, who I could have sworn we fucking

(01:09:13):
talked about. We had to have.
Isn't he in fucking killer clowns?
Maybe the? One with his IMDb open.
Yeah, like we'll find. It doesn't show up on here
though. Like I 'cause I was going
through this, I'm like, I've read this IMDb page before.
Yeah, well, I mean, we did this episode once.
But we didn't do that. We didn't.

(01:09:33):
We did. Oh, maybe that's why then.
Yeah, he's in a ton of movies, but.
That was in 2021. Yeah, and trust me, I don't
remember 21 minutes ago. Cram it in your cram hole.
The floor. What the fuck?
I don't know I'm. Googling cram hole the floor and

(01:09:54):
ending up on another list. He's in Ace Ventura Pet
Detective Junior. No, thank you.
Gross. He's in a Speed Racer movie, I'm
telling you. The Speed Ranger movie is
actually dope. I've heard that.
I've heard that episode of Malcolm in the Middle.

(01:10:18):
Yeah, I feel like he was in something.
We fucking he's. In a couple of the Santa Claus
movies, he's an episode of Angel.
Because I remember like specifically like, oh, I
remember that he played that character.
He's in The Replacements in 2000.
It's in Best of the Best 4. We'll be doing Best of the Best

(01:10:39):
2 on the next episode of the NewFenestration Hour next week.
Why 2? Because it was a Thursday Night
Prime movie on HBO. Oh, OK.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. None of these movies are
anything we would have covered. When you're only into 1990
fives. In the army now.

(01:11:00):
Oh Maverick. Fuck yeah.
Matlock. Hell yeah.
The Sandlot. He was Babe Ruth in The Sandlot.
Yes, he was. I remember discussing that
before Mr. Baseball. He's an episode of Tales from
the Crypt. It's one I remember too.
It's the one with Christopher Reeve where they're running with

(01:11:20):
diner that's like serving like human meat.
It's like him and his wife and that they discover like they
accidentally like, they like taste human meat and like they
really fucking like it. So they start serving it in the
diner and like people go crazy for it.
Oh, that is really familiar. Oh, that was also it could, yes,

(01:11:48):
'cause I have seen that episode.And then that episode is also
referenced in an episode of Courage of the Cowardly Dog.
Is it really? Yeah, he goes to a restaurant
where there's two pigs running adiner, and it looks like they're
serving human meat. Yeah, I want to say Art Lafleur
plays like the, like the, you know.
That cop right there. Yeah, like, but he, like, he
gets hooked on it. Oh yeah.

(01:12:09):
So like he's in with the, like, the couple like, you know,
helping to kill people. Yeah.
Yeah, because I want to say like, because in the Courage
Cowardly Dog episode, a fucking meatloaf is in that episode.
Yeah, he's one of the guys who gets eaten.
There's a tune named Shumley. What the fuck did Oh 'cause the

(01:12:31):
the the pigs like they their thing was like making sculptures
of people's heads as hamburgers.Curse the Cowardly Dog was
fucking awesome. I.
I I've seen a little bit of it. That was like back in like the
time when, like we would throw on like the cartoon cartoon,

(01:12:52):
like Friday night. Like, yeah, as we were going out
to go drinking, like, yeah, we were watching like Johnny Bravo
and stuff. 'Cause it was good for
everybody. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, Renegade. Best TV show of the 90s.
Exactly. Best TV show of the 90s.
Home improvement? It's in the transfers movies.
It's in the fucking Van Damme classic Death.

(01:13:14):
Warrant Jesus. It's BLOB, the wrong guys, which
we've talked about before. Yeah, nothing about.
Cobra. He's in Cobra.
Cobra's so good. Tom and I have done probably 3
or 4 different podcasts on Cobra.

(01:13:35):
I guarantee you we'll do anotherone for Defenestration Hour.
It's because it's awesome. Yeah.
It introduces the concept of pizza scissors.
Pizza scissors, Yeah. I don't know why the hell this
makes me laugh or I think. About it Stallone just grabs an
old pizza and starts cutting it with scissors.
Yeah. Yeah, nothing.

(01:13:55):
Marian Cobretti. Best name ever.
He's an episode of The Incredible Hulk.
MASH. Yeah.
Nothing that we would have done.God damn.
Yeah, we didn't do transfers. We did screamers.
Yeah, yeah. Nope, Robert Axelrod was
Jennings in this movie. I saved him for one reason.

(01:14:17):
Also, he is the voice of Vorse. He's the voice of Lord in the
Power Rangers universe. The Power Rangers Shit, Yeah, I
don't mean that derogative you. Know is he of of the like the
famous Axelrods. I don't know who the famous
Axelrods. Is just like a famous Hollywood

(01:14:38):
family, yeah. Is it in his Born in New York
strike one? Strike one.
Yeah, he's, what's his name, youknow, Talison Jaffe from
Critical Role perhaps he like that's his family all.

(01:15:02):
Right. He was a voice, you know, in the
English version of Akira. Like 2001.
Fuck you. I'm like, yeah, 1988.
Like we were watching that moviein high school.
Somebody's wondering. That's Donner snoring.
Is it? Yeah.

(01:15:23):
It's nothing better for comedy than snoring, hey?
He's in a good mood, I'll. Say, yeah, but in a good mood.
You mean asleep? Yes.
We're going to move on. Lot of anime voice work.
Lot of anime. I thought that was Bill Mosley.
Yeah, shows up for a moment in this movie.

(01:15:45):
He's like a soldier or something, isn't he?
He was one of the dudes in the the in the sewer scene.
He was the the dude with the clean suit.
Yeah, the clean suit. Yeah, no, he's Bill Mosley.
He, of course, is Otis in the you know of the Firefly Flam
Flamley. Jesus Christ, man, it's.
Almost like I've put some additive into this beer in

(01:16:06):
there. He's Otis in the Rob Zombie.
You know Devil's Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses.
He was chopped top in Texas Chainsaw 2.
Yes, I recently tried to rewatch3 from hell.
It's not good. It's not a good movie.
It's not good. Not a good movie, Yeah.
Is there cool shit in it? Sure, I'll give you that.

(01:16:27):
Yeah, enough for a cool story. No, no, no.
No, they should have left that alone at 2 movies because I like
the House of 1000 Corpses. Devil's Rejects is way better.
Yeah, yeah, I like, I like both of those movies.
Those are both great. Yeah.
Three from hell, not so much. He is also in Repo, the Genetic

(01:16:47):
Opera. He played Johnny in The Living
Dead, the remake that is still, and he's making movies all the
time. Oh yeah.
We follow him on Instagram. He's he's the Lord of the Bee
Movie. Yeah.
Oh yeah. Like, as as much as as much as
everyone says like, you know, Bruce Campbell is the king of

(01:17:08):
the Bee Movie. He doesn't have Bruce Campbell
does not have the consistency that Bill Moseley has, I think.
Yeah, Yeah, I think you're rightabout that.
Yeah, we're going to move on. I also had a an idea.
Oh yeah. For our next movie.

(01:17:29):
OK, you. Want to just talk about it now?
Sure, When do the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre next?
Which one? The the first, the good 10.
With Jessica. Biel.
Yeah, yeah. Not really like Monstery, but
we've stretched the rules before, yeah?
It counts. All right.
Finally, we have Jack Raider. He is in this movie.

(01:17:54):
Is there a specific reason? Oh Jesus, I don't know.
They'll pick offenses, that's why.
Definitely Dallas as well. Yeah, Dallas.
Did I fucking save this dude Matlock?
Maybe that's. Probably Matlock.
Yeah, 'cause I think we were on like track for the Pentagon.

(01:18:17):
I think there was. I think I missed one but we
didn't hit it for sure. Yeah.
When she says no. Put your Dick away.
Yeah, Quincy. So we did hit 4.
That's why I saved. Them.
Yeah, 04 out of five. We didn't hit.
What are we missing? We got Father Dowling, we got

(01:18:44):
murder, She wrote. We did, Quincy.
We. Did Quincy, we got, oh,
diagnosis murder. We didn't hit.
What else are we missing? That's it.
That's the only. One murder, she wrote.
Father Dowling, Quincy. Quincy Matlock.
Oh, Matlock. Yeah, yeah.

(01:19:05):
OK there. Is Columbo in there?
Columbo does not count I. Know yeah, Speaking of Matlock,
what the fuck? When is that shit coming back?
I don't know. I caught up on that today.
Yeah, I've been quite. I didn't realize I was caught up
on. Which is a perfect lead into
crapshoot. Crapshoot.

(01:19:25):
I caught up on two shows today, all right, the one being
Matlock, which was great becauseI've.
I've actually like, I haven't watched in like three, 2-3
weeks. Yeah, good episode.
I like it. Need more.

(01:19:46):
But also like, let's go get to the point here.
Yeah, yeah, it's cool. Like they're getting to the end
here, but I need a little more like just.
Just get me over the edge there.Come on.
Oh, and fucking daredevil broski.
Yeah. It is so good.
Yeah, dude, we talked about thislast week, but that fucking

(01:20:07):
Frank Castle scene, so intense. Dude, that was so fucking good.
He fucking clocks him. He's like the first honest thing
you've done all night. Yeah, I know.
God. Damn, the character's so good.
Yeah. Oh Christ, I.
Don't like, I don't care that there's not much suit Daredevil
in this like, but everything around it is so fucking good.

(01:20:32):
But I, I think it was like, he'sclearly going to be back now, of
course, but. Will he put the suit on?
That's right. Yeah.
You're at the very end. At the end.
He did, yeah. To fight.
The muse. Mercy muse.
That's a muse. Mercy muse.
Yeah, yeah. No, that was.
Also like that they're putting in like a recent villain, like
Muse is only like I don't like fucking 10 years old or
whatever. Yeah, yeah.

(01:20:54):
But no, both those episodes wereso The Bank 1 was awesome.
The bank just like reeked of filler though.
Yeah, but I like that. Like that's what got him to.
Come back it was it was good, but it was a good, well
structured episode. But it's.
And it works in Kamala's father too, yeah.
Which we don't need. We I don't I don't need the
extended. Hey look, I like MCU right?

(01:21:14):
Leave her alone. It's.
It's fine, I just don't need theextended university shit I was.
Trying to subtly see if you wanted me to call out.
Nah, OK. Yeah, I know.
But I I thought both of those episodes were so good, man.
Holy shit. Yeah, fuck.

(01:21:35):
Yeah. The fucking Wilson Fisk stuff is
getting good too, man. It is.
It really is. The the fight he has with his
wife's lover. There, Yeah, he gives him an axe
and then beats the shit out of him.
Oh, that show is so good. Yeah.
Me and Monique have been in a fucking deep gemstones hole.

(01:21:58):
Yeah. Oh fuck I still haven't watched
the newest episode we forgot to watch.
That we're we're in like the middle of Season 3.
Yeah, hey, this is my last sip. Holy shit by.
The way we hit the Pentavrat Crumby, Bo Billingsley and Rick
Avery were all on diagnosis Murder.
Oh fuck, how did I miss that? That doesn't make it.

(01:22:19):
Yeah, that was the only thing missing.
Yeah, diagnosis. Murder was the only one missing
3. Actors from this were on.
That. Was just shitty research.
I don't know who the fuck did that, but yeah, yeah, they need
to step up. Fucking Bush league.
I would have caught that but I didn't remember the name of that
show. So that's why I ended up looking
up Colombo 'cause I was like, I got to look up something in F5.

(01:22:40):
Yeah, fucking gemstones is so good.
Yeah, that show is is great. Yeah, let me go watch that.
After this I started watching Paradise.
That's pretty good. I hear that.
Yeah, I had everything like spoiled for me already though,
so like. Not really.
I, I really don't. I kind of don't know shit about

(01:23:02):
it. It's good to go in like clean.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, I recommend it.
It's pretty good. I've been watching that.
I've been watching. I'm like halfway through season
2 of Detroiters. I've been trying to like slow it
down because there's only two seasons.
That show is fucking hilarious. Yeah, what else we got?

(01:23:24):
I don't know. What's up?
Yeah, that's kind of it. Like I've been, I've been stuck
on gemstones. So like, like we get free time
where like the kids aren't in the room, we're watching
gemstones. Yeah, like that's, that's like I
took, I took the day off today and like we just like I, I spend
the morning catching up on Daredevil and then we watched

(01:23:48):
Matlock and then we watched Gemstones.
I fucking love Danny McBride, like all those shows that he's
he's done have been so great. I like, I was liking vice
Principals, but then I it just got like so samey like it.
It just didn't feel like it was going anywhere.
Yeah, yeah. No, I liked them all.
Yeah, eastbound it down. It's fucking awesome.

(01:24:10):
Yeah, I gotta rewatch that. Yeah, I, I never wound up
finishing it, but like it's fucking ridiculous.
There is so much Dick in the Righteous Gemstones.
Like it's an absurd amount of Dick.
Like I saw like he was on the red carpet talking about like
probably like the the premiere of Gemstones or something like

(01:24:32):
that. And he was like, yeah, we hang a
lot of Dong in this show. Like you are right, that is 100%
accurate. We went and saw Death of a
Unicorn the other night. That was a fucking piece of
shit. It looked like crap it.
Looked OK I was listening to be funny like it was not yeah, it's

(01:24:55):
it was just like they usually when people fuck up horror
comedies, it's like to one side of the equation they either go
like too far in the horror and not enough comedy or too.
Far in the comedy, we've talked an astounding amount about the
ratio. Yeah, somehow they did not go
far enough in either direction. Oh, really?

(01:25:17):
Yeah, it's just, it's just. Bland.
Bland and boring. Like fucking hey, there's a
couple of cool things and like it just it just did not deliver
it. Like, it's like, disappointed.
Like when Arthur's in laws make chicken or Turkey for
Thanksgiving just just pankin itfor.
Four hours. It's still white.
Pink and naked anybody? Still have that picture.
I think I lost what I changed, but I'd like to have that.

(01:25:39):
For posterity, that. Counts as a fucking hate crime.
I'm sure it's yeah, it's got to be still in the chat, somebody.
'S doubt it Hour 8 no golden skin.
I don't know how you do that. Like yeah, it was the oven set

(01:26:00):
to 200. You could literally hold a match
up to it. Like more of a fucking Oh my.
God, did you even put salt on it?
No, we don't like it spicy. I have a little bit of
mayonnaise, but that's about it.Diana doesn't like he's making

(01:26:21):
fun of the whites. It's some white people have
feelings too. Who cares?
Buddy. As as typically the whitest
person in a room. The amount of times I say

(01:26:41):
fucking white people. Hey, stop.
Yeah, Art's going to put his finger in your ass.
Thank you. Thank.
You twice tonight. Do it now.

(01:27:02):
Do you want me to put a blast your ass?
Wow. But I don't know if that's a yes
or a no. Yeah.
It's not a no I. Mean you won't.
Coward. Let's see, I finished the Shemp
book, which is pretty good. Yeah, yeah, Like it.

(01:27:24):
MO is kind of an asshole. Like, yeah, he pretty much
worked him and Curly to death. Like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Quite literally, I was going to read The War for Late Night
next, which I really do want to read.
Was that the Letterman Leno? No, it's the one about Leno and

(01:27:45):
Conan. Oh.
Yeah, yeah. So I do want to read that, but I
bumped up, I got of nowhere the other day.
I'm like, I need to read this fucking Artie Lang's Crash and
Burn. Yeah, it's like all about a
suicide attempt and stuff. So I definitely want to read
that. That'll be a quick, quick read.
Yeah. So I'm going to read that before
I read War for Late Night. Oh excuse me, I don't think I

(01:28:12):
did anything too crazy. Made a new snap deck All right,
that's. How was the one you texted us
the other day? Yeah, yeah, it's like a bunch of
like the high power, low cost cards with like shitty ongoing
effects. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Off go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Off going, that's what I called it.

(01:28:33):
So you play Sauron, Sauron or Zero to like get rid of that
shit and then they're just low cost high power cards.
I don't know why people play star brand like.
Well, I play him. Well, yeah, yeah, I, I like I've
I've played against those types of decks before, but like people
play that like in a non like D powered way.

(01:28:54):
Oh, that's silly. Yeah, OK.
Thanks. Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, 'cause
that's an extra +3 to each other.
Locations, yeah. Yeah, that's that's dumb.
I've been digging the Conchu card 'cause he's in my discard
deck. Yes, yeah, it is really good.
It it kind of sucks having to like like target him twice to

(01:29:20):
get like the full effect. Yeah, yeah.
But on its own one or two like it's.
Fine, I find the biggest value for him is I get to like usually
in my discard deck, I'm not playing a six point card because
like I only my only 6 point cardis Apocalypse.
Yeah and I usually want to keep him so like Dracula can discard
him and then take his power, right.

(01:29:42):
So now I do actually have a six point card that play that gives
me fucking 2 cards for playing it.
Like, Yep. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty dope.
Or I could discard it and get, you know, 12 points if it's
powered up. Yeah, that the contour deck that
I made, I was, I was winning like a lot with.
Now that that the off going deckis pretty good too.

(01:30:05):
It's not perfect, but like, I don't know, it needs like some
kind of spice. I got to get rid of.
I got to get rid of Cherie because like she winds up, she's
like taking up that 4, four across spot.
Yeah, it's a big, it's a big like point.
Like usually a four point guard gives you like some power to it,
but for a 2 point card, it double s your next one.

(01:30:25):
Sure. But like, yeah, unless you're
playing like Black Panther and then like Zemo, and that's.
Well, if I play, if I play Cherie and then like Star Brand
or something like that, then yeah, it works out.
But like just like the the curvewinds up weird.
Yeah. All right.
That might be a good place to wrap things up.

(01:30:47):
We are very down the hall with Snapchat.
Yes, yes we were. Anything.
I don't think I watched any other movies or anything.
I. Don't think there's anything
else really. That's like super exciting,
yeah. All right, this Saturday, you're

(01:31:12):
going to want to get yourself toAdirondack Community College.
We are going to be at AdirondackRetro Nerd Fest.
I think it's like from 11:00 to 5:00 or 11:00 to 4:00 or
something like that. Yeah, we'll be there hanging
out, selling our wares, passing out some free stickers.
If you're around, come on by, say hi.

(01:31:32):
Be a good time. Come check us out.
Yeah. And then in about a month,
you're going to find us at Saratoga Comic Con, which is
going to be. A blast.
Fun. The blast.
Yeah, at 6:00 PM on Saturday, May 3rd, we're going to be

(01:31:55):
hosting the Big Dumb Trivia Tournament.
It is will be wild. Don't want to miss it, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. If you were there for the first
one, you want to be there for the second.
One, Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was fun.
I we just, you know, I, if we get all, you know, I'm just

(01:32:17):
stammering. But if we get a nice big crowd,
all of us just maybe having a few drinks, yeah, having a good
time, it is going to be so much fun.
Yeah. You're going to get roasted.
Oh, big time, big time. But we'll be giving away some
prizes for the winner. And like I said, it's going to
be a good time. It'll be fun.
We'll be closing out Saturday night at the con, which is also

(01:32:39):
pretty cool. And I mentioned earlier during
the day, we're going to be doinga a panel with the voice actors
of Red Dead Redemption Two. Yeah, so good.
I'm hyped for that. That's going to be awesome.
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Is JD Vance J for a Thunder penis, this all makes sense.
In his own mind, yes. Yeah.
I am the Thunder penis More guideliner please.
What? Are you a staunch republican or

(01:33:30):
what? Jesus fucking Christ.
Donna has great interest in Greenland.
We're laughing at. Yeah.
But anyway, with that screaming dog, we're going to, I don't
know, we're not going to give our plugs that without the
screaming dog, hopefully. Yeah, our website is
www.bigdumbmonsters.com and you can e-mail us anything that you

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want. Realistically, no Wiener
pictures, please. Beer we should drink, movies we
should watch. You want to work with us?
You want to have us host something for you?
e-mail us Big Dumb monsters@gmail.com.
You can find us on Slasher, the all horror social network.
We're Big Dumb Monsters podcast.You can find us sometimes logged

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into our Steam account, which isBig Dumb Monsters, but also we
forget to do this all the time. Anywhere that you watch or
listen to the show rate review, give us five stars.
You know the thumbs up whatever you got to do like it's a little
bit of effort for you. I understand it's a an
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numbers, gets everything workingwith the algorithms we need it.
Yeah, absolutely. And if you're not following us,
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We are this close to 200 followers on YouTube.
So close. So yeah, please follow us if you
haven't followed us already. We really appreciate it.
Speaking of which, if you are onInstagram or Threads, you can

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follow us at Big under score Dumb under score Monsters.
If you are listening to this show in the audio only version,
you are missing out on the Monday.
What? What else are you doing on a
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Fucking have a party, man. Yeah.
Exactly join. This Monday night, 745.
Every week we're watching a new movie and we're talking about
it. We are on Twitch and YouTube

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Live, both of those platforms. We are at Big Dumb Monsters.
You should come check out the T public store that we have.
It's at tpublic.com. You can just go search for the
Big Dumb Monster store. We got T-shirts, We got wall
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Come show your love for Big DumbMonsters by buying some of our
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looking at our junk. And that's all we got.
Yeah, no, that's it. Well, I guess we're going to

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give you guys some some words ofwisdom and get the hell out of
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And never sleep in a deathbed. Bye bye.
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