Ep. 202 - Slapstick Scares - Army of Darkness - Big Dumb Monsters

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Hey everybody, welcome to big dumb monsters.
I'm Nick. And I'm Chris.
And this week we take a trip back to medieval times, the
circa 1993 for Army of Darkness.We should totally go to Medieval
Times. The restaurant, yeah, Not the
actual. See if we can get thrown out of
there too. Yeah, we can.

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We can anyway. Yeah, I know we're watching Army
of Darkness. It's amazing.
It's it's Army of Darkness, likeif you're listening to the show
and you don't know. This movie, you know this movie,
you've probably seen this movie I.
Hope so. Yeah.
And you haven't. You're in for a treat.
A nonsensical kind of weird, a little bit kind of lame.

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Treat, Treat. It's it's amazing.
Just just go for it. Trust us.
But anyway, we'll tell you all about it.
Big tone monsters talking about Army of Darkness.

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Hello. Oh, our mics are on.
Hey, hey. OK, you can hear us.
I hope you can hear us. Our mics are on anyway.
Everything appears to be on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It did concern me that the musicstopped though when we hit that
setting. Will any new music play?

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Will sound effects go? They will.
It's probably because it just redoubled itself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway.
Whatever. We're finally on the air.
There it is. Hey.
Finally, I mean. It was only.
Like the smallest audio hiccup we've ever had.
Yeah, yeah. What's up, everybody?

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What's going on? It's big dumb monsters.
It's Monday night. It's Monday again.
Yes it is hard. It's it's hard to believe this
is episode 2 O2 already. Like it's been 2 weeks since the
fucking episode 200. That was a fun episode.
That feels right, but the fact that we're in the two hundreds
does not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Anyway. That's a lot of fucking shit
movies we've watched. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and some awesome ones. Yeah, as I say, luckily this
week it is not a shit movie. I'm actually start the not shit
movie. All right, it's a little shit,
but it's good shit. It's fun.
It's so fun, Yeah. I really had more of an
appreciation for this one, like,watching it today, like even

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critically. Oh, really?
Yeah, Yeah, yeah. It's.
Critically, I had to tear it apart.
Really. Yeah.
I mean like I. Love it.
Yeah, yeah, we can. We're we'll definitely have to
do like a two scale because likeit does show its weaknesses,
like some of the stuff set against like, you know, the the
screen backdrop where it's like,yeah, it just, it looks so bad,

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so, so bad. You could see like where they
had money, where they did not. Yeah, no, but I mean like just
story wise and just film wise, like I had a way better time
today watching this and like because usually this was always
like the movie we would throw onlike it would, it would always
be on like Saturday afternoons on like sci-fi or something.
Yeah, sci-fi and Comedy Central.Yeah, so like we'd always just

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have it on kind of like in the background, like hanging out and
stuff. So like never really like I've
seen it 1000 times, but I've never actually like critically
watched it, you know, Yeah. And it would like it always
wasn't one of my favorite of theEvil Dead movies, but I think it
I think it's definitely in second place of the original
trilogy right now. It's really hard to do 'cause
they're all so drastically different.

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Yeah. I have problems with this movie
and like you can you can get ridof these problems by saying
they're three separate movies. But like this, the character of
Ash changes. So.

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Fucking drastically from 2:00 to3:00.
Like it's ridiculous. Or even from one like 2, there's
a little bit of like a goofinessto.
It from 1:00 to 2:00, like the character is kind of the same,
just like a added dimension in the second one.
And this one, he goes from that dude, like in the second movie,

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he is like a loving boyfriend. His love for his girlfriend is
what stops him from becoming a Deadite, you know, like, and
he's like a thoughtful, nice guy.
And you get to this one and he'sthe fucking.
He's the basis for Duke Nukem. Yeah, Yeah.

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What is that like? How did you go from that to
this? Like chauvinistic, like one
liner spitting, ultra badass. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. But somehow it works like for
the like for the movie anyway. Because you don't.
Care like if you're really diving into it, you're going to

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find all these differences and all these plot holes and yes,
with a critical eye looking at it as a whole, Army of Darkness
is actually like the weakest of the three, but it's the most
outrageous. So it it just, it, it strikes
all these like great chords. It's.
Definitely the most fun out of all the three.

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Yeah, but like the first one, itwas like a a gory, straight
supernatural horror movie. Second one added some goofy,
some campy to like act as a counterpoint against all the
dark shit that was happening andthen the third one is just a

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fucking free for all. Yeah.
I don't know if they just like they they if they if that
progression was on purpose or they just kind of couldn't see
the forest for the trees and they were just like, this would
be great. This is great movie making.
I love this idea. Yeah, maybe they put it all in
the movie. Because it is like, you know, a
close knit group of people who make these movies.

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Like, you know, it's. Bruce Campbell and the Rainy
Brothers. Yeah, yeah.
So like it, it could be just them, Yeah.
Getting high on their own supply, basically.
Like it'd be cool if we do this.Like, I've always loved this.
Want to do this, like, yeah, sure.
Yeah. Like nobody telling them no
basically. Yeah, I think that's a little.
I think that's what a lot of it is, man.
Like for all that's shitty and weird and doesn't fit about this

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movie, I love it. I love it to pieces.
It's just so outlandish. Yeah, it's the thing.
Like what? What other movie is like this?
There literally is nothing. Yeah.
I just like when you start picking apart some of the
illogical show, like how does hefuel up the chainsaw?

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Like no, no. How many times did you see him
shoot and reload? Reloads once.
It's a double barrel shotgun. No, that doesn't matter.
Shut up. Yeah, it's like that joke in
Austin Powers. Like it's funny how Southern
England or you know, England looks nothing like Southern

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California. It's like an ancient England
looks nothing like Southern California.
This whole movie, it's. Fucking ridiculous.
The fucking unibrow on this guy though.
Arthur. Arthur.
Yeah, You even see it in his IMDb photo.

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I don't know if you actually looked at.
It I did, I, I clipped him because he's really not in much
anything else. Like, really?
Dude like his unibrow is bad in this movie.
We. Just pull it right.
Back but his profile picture. That shit is absurd.
There it is. Yeah, that is a straight line
across his forehead. He looks like Andy Kaufman in
his fucking it's IMDb picture. A little bit.

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Like the unibrow? Strong chin though.
Hell of a hell of a chin on thatguy.
Oh man yeah no like this. Like when we call movies like
dumb fun. This is the pinnacle.
Yeah, this is exactly the perfect prototype for that.

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Yeah, even from the cover of themovie, it's that like, like
trashy romance novel like. With a shirt.
Rib buff buff dude with a woman you know, like it's, it's either
like it's it's the cover of likea novel that you know your mom

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is going to like to, you know, or it's like a Man O War album
cover. Yeah, yeah.
So dumb. It's so great, like so great
like this is a shitty like cheesy looking castle.

(10:21):
Yeah, that's a matte painting. Ah, man, like you know what I I
really do like miss in this movie and it's probably on
purpose is all of the gore like the really good yeah gore
effects that they had in the 1st2:00 and like they replaced all

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that with comedy in this Yeah and I don't know if they did
that on purpose or if that was like trying to get the.
Maybe it was just a budget thing, like they put the budget
in the other thing, like like into the, the medieval stuff.
Like, yeah, you know, maybe that's where all the money went.
They didn't have the money for the blood and gore.
Yeah, 'cause I like, I was also thinking while I was watching

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this, like as, as much as I appreciate this movie for being
goofy and and funny, I would like to see a version of this
movie that is horror, like straight horror.
I was thinking that specificallywhen the Deadites are like
marching on the castle, like, you know, it is cool to see
these, you know, skeletons and stuff, but when they're like
talking to each other and like making jokes.

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Yeah, yeah. Like, it kind of like brings you
out of it. But like, thinking like this
would be terrifying if it were like, you know, if we're playing
it that way. Yeah, if they played this movie
straight and like, I don't know if it could be better, but it
could be equally as fun as good.You know what I'm also wondering
is like if some of the the special effects that don't look

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so good don't look so good because we're we're not watching
like on shitty T. VVHS or something?
Yeah, yeah. They didn't shoot this with, you
know, high def in mind. Yeah, but that is the worst fake
mustache I've ever seen. What did you call it?
A chunk of weave super glued to the middle of someone's lip.

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Yeah, it looks like they took a singular hair extension and just
dapped a piece of glue right in the middle of.
The Blip. Yeah, yeah.
Looks like he's playing Doctor Robotnik and Sonic.
Gross. Let's see.

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I mean, I do, I do like you know, for like again, they you
know, you can tell the budget isn't in this, but like the few
times when they do have elaborate like costumes and.
There was a decent budget in this movie.
Yeah, but like, I I was specifically thinking like the
evil Ash looks really cool with like the blown off face and

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like, you know, that's a cool looking character, but there's
not like, you know, like in the other movies, like you have
these constant like creatures coming out of the fucking
woodwork and like. Yeah, you get the two in the pit
and then you get this like Skeleton Army and Evil Ash.
Yeah. And then you have that one
flying one, but that's mostly like stop motion and even the
skeleton army is mostly just people like moving skeletons.

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You. You.
Could tell like there was a dudein a skeleton mask and then
probably holding on each side ofhim like a skeleton puppet
because there would be like a a face with hollow eyes and then a
face with like the the Halloweenmask like black material in the
eyes and then another skeleton with hollow eyes.

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And there's the one scene where I think it's I think it's Ash.
It might be, it might be Arthur.Like he, like it's supposed to
be a skeleton punching him, but it's clearly just somebody off
camera throwing a skeleton at him with the fist extended.
Like it still makes me laugh. I mean, I want to think about it

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this way, like if, if I didn't have such nostalgia for this
movie, how would I react to it? If like yesterday was the first
time I ever saw this. Yeah.
I think I might hate it to be completely honest.
Like I might think that this movie was dumb as shit.

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Yeah, I don't think it would be as fun.
Like, yeah, seeing this as like a teenager.
You know, this was actually the first Evil Dead movie I saw.
Really. Yeah, I saw this before I saw
Evil Dead 2, which I saw at the Spectrum.
You know what, I might have? I might have too.
Yeah, 'cause I think I saw this on TV.
Yeah, it was always on, like yousaid, Comedy Central or sci-fi.

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Yeah, I think I saw this and then I saw the 1st 2 movies.
Yeah, 'cause I didn't see Evil Dead 2 till I was in college.
God damn. Yeah.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no.
I think my dad showed me Evil Dead 2 when I was younger.

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OK, so I, I, I think I saw Evil Dead 2 and then I saw this a
million times and then I saw thefirst Evil Dead.
Yeah, that was the last one I saw.
Yeah. Also, I'm like, I think we've
done all of the Evil Dead moviesexcept the remake.
Or did we do the remake? I don't think we did.

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We we watched the remake on a movie night.
OK, OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right. So that one we have 'cause.
We did rise. We've done rise.
Yeah, we. Did rise.
We did. We did one and.
Two, we did one and two. Yeah.
So that's it, Yeah. Yeah, just the remake.

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And you know what? The remake is the best of all.
All of all of them. It is a good movie.
It's so good. It is underrated, I think.
The first one's so good though. I mean, that's just a classic.
Like, how do you topple a classic?
I guess, yeah. But yeah.

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Oh my God the fucking wigs in this movie are so bad.
I mean, I'm trying to think of like they had to spend more
money on actors for sure. Yeah, well, they gave Bruce
Campbell a half $1,000,000 on this.
Well, I mean, just like the amount of people, like sheer
people in the actual film. Because then in the other movies

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you just have a handful of actors, you know, this one, you
have a shit ton of extras. So that's going to eat up
budget. I think the second one, until
they get to the medieval scene at the end had two people in it
was. It just him and the girl or were
there other people in the cabin?No, there were no other people
in the cabin. There might have been clips of

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like maybe like the. Hey, maybe I'm just thinking I'm
confusing it with the first one.No, the first one was a cabin
full of people and like locals who they they brought in.
The second one I'm pretty sure is just Ash and his girlfriend
and maybe some like flashback clips of the professor, like

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reading the necromicon with his Oh no because what's her name
was in it too right? Was his daughter in there?
No, the lady in the the lady in the fruit seller was.
No. Doesn't the daughter is the
professor's daughter in the first one or the second one?

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2nd. Yeah, I think she's in the
second one. OK.
Holy shit, yeah, I fucking. It's been a while for.
Some reason I can't remember. Yeah, it's been a while and they
blur together, but they they're,they're like a retelling of the
first movie, like. Yeah, which apparently this
movie almost was like a almost Heather retelling.

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Yeah, yeah. I didn't want to step on the
trivia, but yeah. I know I saw that I didn't.
I don't remember if I. It was like an on screen like
fact when I was watching. Yeah, the the original idea for
this was to reshoot basically one and two in the first half
and then the second-half would be all of this stuff, which

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would be terrible. Yeah, no, I don't.
I don't need another rehash you already rehashed in the first
movie. Yeah, I've seen that movie
twice. Yeah, OK, we're good.
Move on. Now they move on and make him
into a superhero, which I like, I love and I hate.
At the same time. As a fan of these movies and and
like growing up watching this, fucking love it.

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I love it so much. As a movie fan, it's so dumb.
Yeah, it, like I said, you know,watching it critically, I, I did
have a blast watching it, but you could definitely see the
indie like, you know, the indie seams in the matrix basically.
Yeah, no, TJ says hydrate. Oh, don't mind if I do, TJ.

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Thank you and thank you for tuning in.
Yeah. There's that bad mustache again.
So bad, it's so bad. Who's like the boss of the first
level of bad dudes? Which I think was Karnov the

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Russian from the Karnov video game.
Jesus Christ that's some elder nerd shit right there.
For us fucking bad dudes. The game when you beat it,
Ronald Reagan says great job, bad dudes, let's get a
cheeseburger. It's the most 80s fucking thing
that ever happened. I don't know, Narc was pretty

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80s. What was the That whole thing
was just like an anti drug commercial but by just shooting
drug users. Yeah, fucking that was a fun
game. It was.
It was super good. You know Porsche that shot
machine guns and missiles? Yeah, well, junkies tossed

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needles at you. And you could arrest people or
you could just kill everybody ifyou want.
Yeah, yeah. Who arrested anybody in that
game? I.
Kind of did did you for the points?
There was a points there I guess.
Yeah, I don't know, man. Like, I think they, I think they

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overdid it on the Skeleton Army and didn't give us enough of
those. Like, yeah.
Those signature things that it'sknown for.
Yeah, unless they were trying toget away from that.
Like that is entirely possible. Yeah, I don't even want to say
if this would have been a bettermovie because I do love this

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movie, but take out the whole like war aspect of it of like,
you know, warring with another. Nation.
Yeah, another nation and with the Deadites and just like have
it be like, you know, dead Eye possession within the castle,
like you've got all the all these people there.
Like it could be anybody we don't know, like, you know,

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Yeah. Have the movie focus on that.
Well, it could have done both. Yeah, it could have done both.
And like instead of him questingto find the book, they could
have just had the book. Yeah, which it's fun, but like
also it eats up a good chunk of the movie for a 90 minute movie
that's like a third of the movieprobably, yeah.

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'Cause like the quest was what he walked like 2 hours.
Like, yeah. Forgot the words he was supposed
to say. Yeah, which like, you know,
comedy. Fucking classic.
Oh my God, yeah. Klaatu verata necktie there,

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I've said the words. I don't like, Yeah, I can't
like, I don't want to go back and change this movie.
Yeah, yeah, I. Know would I would I like a
different version of this? Yeah.
I think so. I was thinking, like I said, I
was thinking about that a lot today.
Yeah, but like the street horrorversion of it and the more gory

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like version of it. Yeah, cool, 'cause that was the
buy in on one and two, yeah, it was like, these are crazy,
fucking movies like these are insane.
Tons of gross stuff all over theplace and it's just awesome.
I thought the Proud Boys were the Army of Darkness.
Opposite, actually. Yeah, I know you're not a fan of

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the the series, but I do like that the series balance the
comedy in the horror more. I felt like it wound up leaning
more on the comedy side. Like it felt like a.
It felt like Scrubs with monsters.
I can see that, but it it did bring back the gore and like the
evil dead creatures, though thatwe're missing from this, you

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know? That is true.
Yeah, that is true. And I do love that they
explored, like, basically what the effects of all this were on
Ashe's life. Like, you know, everybody in his
hometown thinks he's a serial killer.
Like, you know. But did that really carry on
past the first season? Is it like the first half of the
first season? No, it wasn't like the second or
third season. Because he goes back to his

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hometown and Lee Majors plays his dad.
Oh. Jesus Christ.
Yeah, yeah. And yeah.
Like, you know, obviously his dad was affected by like, his
sister's death and all that stuff too.
You know, I'm going to have to rewatch that.
I need to rewatch Show. Yeah.

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I need like a good half hour comedy like just on reserve.
I think we decided that because we were watching this that our
our next show is going to be Xena the Warrior Princess.
Really. Yeah.
Did you agree to that or did I just decide that was what we
were doing? I think.
You just. Decided that.

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Oh, OK. Made an executive decision, Yes.
It's either that or Hercules andfucking Kevin Sorbo.
Kevin Sorbo's out, yeah. Shout out to DJ Tommy D who got
to do an argument with Kevin Sorbo the convention one time.
Like a physical like argument. No, no, it was, you know, like,

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you know, word argument. It was, I don't know if it was
Saratoga or if it was another show that we had done together,
but yeah, like, he comes back. He's like fucking Kevin.
Sorbo's a Dick, man. I think they were.
I think they were arguing politics.
Oh, Jesus Christ, yeah. Oh, yes, we are.

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Yeah, we are still artless. I think maybe next week, I don't
know. Yeah.
It's whatever, man. Yeah, I think it's next week,
but I keep saying that every week, yeah.
He's fired. Sure, Only we're going to take

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him, you know, not take him backwith open arms.
And second, he comes back. Yeah, He's been fired from this
stressful job that pays nothing.Yeah.
It pays in character development.

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And assassination. Character assassination, yes.
Shit, Are you ready for trivia? Yes.
All right, let's rate this moviefirst.
Oh yeah, we should probably do that.
Yeah, forgetting the format of our own show.
Yeah, it's fine. It happens.

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Oh boy. We have to do the two scales.
We definitely have to do a 2 scaler as a nostalgia trip movie
that is just like locked and loaded and just full of fun dumb
bullshit. Yeah, it's like an 8 and 85.

(26:21):
All right, Yeah, I can. I can agree on that.
I'm going to go 8, I think. Yeah, just because I do have
that like, like that feeling of like, I've seen this 1000 times.
It's Saturday afternoon. We're doing the same shit we
always do. Like, here's the thing, like, as
much as I have complained about like all the things in this
movie, we'll never turn it off. Oh yeah, of course I'll never
know in. This movie I'll.

(26:41):
Complain, but I won't not watch it.
Yeah. As a movie ass movie, it's like
a four. I'm going to go higher than that
because like, I because I can respect as an indie movie, like
they're trying to pull off as much as they can this.
Wasn't an indie movie, this got a theatrical release.

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It did, but it wasn't like a massive, like, you know, big
budget fucking movie, you know, for what they had to work with
and what they were trying to pull off.
Like, I do respect that. Like, I would watch this as dumb
as it is again if I didn't have the nostalgia attachment to it,
just because I, like I said, I appreciate it for for what

(27:27):
they're trying to pull off. I'm going to give it a 55 just
to get it above the line of rewatch ability.
Yeah, because like I said, I would watch it again.
I will watch it again. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to watch
it again. But no, even if I didn't have
the, you know that just like memory, like the sense memory of

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watching it when I was in fucking high school.
And stuff like like this is ingrained in my DNA.
Yeah, yeah, this came out when Iwas 13, so it's a back of a
comic book movie too, so it's always going to be burned into
my head, man. This character, just developed
as Don Knotts, is physically developed Jesus Christ.

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He's dead. Are you ready?
For trivia now. Oh yeah, I.
Was going to say one of my favorite Dana Gould bits of all
time was Don Knotts making dirtyphone calls.
I don't even want to. I've been staring at you through
the bedroom window. Yeah, Mr. Limpet.

(28:40):
Just Don Knotts. Did you ever watch the
incredible Mr. Limpet? It's the fish movie, right?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I loved that as a kid.
Yeah, I never saw it. They're dumb.
So ideally, find my own entertainment.
I didn't have parental figures who are interested in showing me
things. I didn't either.

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Yeah, your dad showed you horrormovies.
Well, yeah. I had just had a dad who
happened to watch movies with mewhile he was sitting on the
couch watching movies. I mean, that was mostly what it
was like. He would watch a horror movie
and not be like, hey, this isn'tfor you.
TJ loves Mr. Limpet. That's so good.

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I think Jim Carrey was trying toremake that for a while.
Like, I don't want that. No, it was like back in the 90s
when he was like, you know, super big.
Yeah, I still wouldn't want that.
Yeah. Do you want hit the button?
I do fuck gets right on producing.
God damn it Arthur. We went through a lot of trouble
to get this up and working again.

(29:46):
As as you can see, it is workingperfectly.
Is the camera hub still on? No, it's not.
Yeah. Fuck it, go back to Maine you.
Son of a bitch. It's fine.
It's fine. It's fine.
Sure. We there it is.
Maine Cam. There we go.
Yeah, it's fine. It's fine.
What happens if you go to Chris Cam?

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There we go. Works fine.
Hold on, let's try it. trivia? Looks a little like ass but I'll
take it. You are white.
It's this fucking light, man It's purple.

(30:33):
Again, that that's Soda Popinski.
Yeah. All right, Army of Darkness
trivia. Bruce Campbell says that in
order to make it appear as the chainsaw was running, tobacco
smoke was pumped through a tube that was slid up his right pant
leg, up his shirt and into the chainsaw.

(30:53):
Jesus. Who's smoking that much?
I guess it was the 90s so everyone.
That lights at 25% already. It's fine.
This is 20%. It's it's fine.
There we go, sort of. You just you're.

(31:19):
This is Stevie Wonder. Is your videographer tonight?
Yeah. Chris is over here trying to
cure AIDS with a flu shot. Hey, RFK Junior says that would
work OK. Yeah, probably.

(31:41):
Oh man, in the original draft Ash lost an eye.
The original draft didn't go into the medieval times until
the second-half, with the first half serving as a big budget
recap of both Evil Dead One and Two.
We would have also seen more about Ash's personal life, such
as him in college and working atS Mart.
The Raimi's wrote the script this way because they didn't

(32:02):
think Universal would fund a sequel to a low budget indie
film, instead plan to make it a stand alone partial remake.
But we're excited when they weregreenlit A straightforward Evil
Dead sequel and decided to scrapnearly everything involving the
original Cabin in the Woods besides a brief prologue.
All. Right.
So I was wrong. This was universal Jesus.

(32:24):
I told you I told her so. I fucking told her so.
Yeah, no, I don't. I don't need him in college and
all that shit. Yeah, I mean like what we get of
him and S Smart is fine because you get what it's trying to tell
you. Like it It bookends.
Yeah. Like he's this goofy bragger.
Like who's going to fucking you know who nobody believes?

(32:45):
Like, you know, basically, yeah.Yeah, with a spit curl.
Yeah. Oh shit.
During the scene where Ash is being pelted with rocks, fake
rocks were used. However, to get a more realistic
reaction out of Bruce Campbell and partially as a prank,
director Sam Raimi pelted him with potatoes.

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This cut was used. Raimi also told the special
effects people to make the fightchoreography as difficult as
possible for Campbell since he had to memorize his complex set
of moves against invisible enemies that would later be
added in post production. Campbell would be cussing and
swearing to keep up and sometimes take 37 takes to get

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it right. Just to fuck with your friend.
If you if you read this here book if chins Could kill
confessions of AB movie actor, you will find out that Sam Raimi
took more delight in torturing Bruce Campbell than he did in
making these movies. Believe it.

(33:47):
I believe it. It's just getting paid to fuck
with your friend. Look, yeah.
That's all he did. Like he made it so everything
was like as horrible as possiblefor him.
Let's see. M Beth Davids had such a rough
time shooting the fight scenes, filming at night and wearing

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heavy prosthetics that she contemplated quitting acting.
In a later interview, she acknowledged the hardship she
had to endure, but said that over the years she had come to
enjoy all the positive comments she got from fans of the film.
Again, showing that like horror fans, good people.
Yeah, we love what we love. Like if you have done something

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that we hold near and dear to our hearts, like we'll let you
know. Like there's, there's no, like,
I don't know, like for, I don't want to say all horror fans, but
like people who really, really love horror tend to also really,
really love the people that makeit because it's, it's a limited

(34:51):
thing. Like when it's good you have to
thank the people that were involved.
OK so Japan is a fucking Wild West.
Show the the Japanese. The Wild E show, Yeah,
technically, but yeah. No, they come over here, they

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get wild, they go back, it's Wild West show.
The fucking Japanese title of this movie is Captain
Supermarket All. Right.
Yeah, I mean in a way it makes sense.
You know, no it doesn't. He works in the supermarket,
kind of. OK.
Yeah, Captain Supermarket. What's wrong with just the

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Japanese translation of Army of Darkness?
Yeah, yeah. Why wouldn't that work?
Yeah. Sam Raimi is known for coming up
with new dialogue on the spot, and he came up with Give Me Some
Sugar Baby just before the scenewas shot.
Bruce Campbell thought it was, quote, the stupidest line I've
ever heard, but Raimi insisted he say it.

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Yeah the fuck The fucking like weirdo one liners are just so
out of the blue in this movie. Yeah, yeah, come get some like.
Let's see here. One of the items visible in
Ash's trunk is a copy of Dark Horse Presents 5th Anniversary
Special. Originally published in 1991.

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This comic includes the very first installment of Frank
Miller's Sin City. All right, so that's fun.
Yeah. I wonder who the the comic book
nerd was. Tracy Lord's audition for the
role of Sheila. She would later play the wife of
Bruce Campbell's character Atalicus.

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I will not say Auto Lycus because that's what it says on
the Sam Raimi's Hercules the Legendary Journey.
That's right, I forgot he was onthat.
Yep, he was in both shows. He was in Hercules and Xena.
Yeah, his own show for a while, right?
Jack of all trades, which I think only lasted a season. 2
seasons maybe? All right, Ash makes a big

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spectacle of showing his boomstick, calling it a 12 gauge
double barrel Remington S Smart top of the line, made in Grand
Rapids, MI. This summary may be partially
self referential, as it was Campbell himself a native of
Michigan, who bought the original shotgun used in the
Evil Dead at a Kmart because production couldn't afford one.

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Despite this, no actual Remington's have ever been used
as Ash's shotgun. The one from Evil Dead was a 20
gauge single barrel Winchester. It was swapped for a 12 gauge
double barrel Stevens for the sequel evil dead and for the and
then for a stoeger coach in armyof darkness.

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So a little shotgun history for you there all right.
In his memoir If Chins Could Kill Bruce, Campbell revealed
that extras would often wander off at night, never to be found
in the morning. Which I imagine is because they
got fucking stinko drunk becausethis production was probably

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crazy. Yeah, I actually love this scene
where he's cutting up the evil ash.
Yeah, like in the fucking windmill, which has got to be a
nod to Frankenstein. A nod.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, like old universal horror.It's so good.

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Let's see here and then our lasttrivia fact here.
Originally, there were only meant to be 1 creature in the
pit. Sam Raimi was convinced to add
the second one, dubbed The Pit Bitch by its creators, after
being scared by it one day. That's another one like kooky
one liner. She bitch come get some, yeah?

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Weird. Do you know that there are
people that give this movie 1 star?
Yeah, those people suck. They do suck.
Yeah, they sound, they sound horrible.
Let's hear those one star reviews we gotta make a fucking
bumper for. That I do, I keep forgetting.

(39:32):
Atrocious. This has to be one of the worst
films I've ever seen. I'm not even going to waste my
time giving it a lengthy review.And then he goes on to review
it. How did they manage to create
this as a sequel yet completely ignore how the 1st or how the
last film ended? It's a direct follow up to the
ending of the last film. It was a little different but it

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was also five years previous, six years previous.
Yeah, yeah. OK Also, if you find this funny,
I feel sorry for you. The humor is incredibly childish
and slapstick. Yeah, I'm assuming you're a
Stoner if you rate this film highly. 2 for two.

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Ash's character appears to have completely changed.
Why is he suddenly so heroic andbadass?
And when did he become so arrogant and ignorant?
How did he become a slave when at the end of the first film he
was being praised as a savior? Correct.
Fuck you. Yeah.
Yeah. I don't know, like, yeah, OK,

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you got some points, but like one star.
Yeah, I know one star. You're just being fucking an
edge Lord. Like, yeah.
Army of Darkness AKA How to end a trilogy in the worst way
possible. Childish and unfunny humor.
Forced and contrived 1 liners. Nothing in this makes any sense
at all with the previous movies of the saga.

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I don't care if they use quotes for this movie for Duke Nukem
3D. This screams stupid and out of
ideas for miles. Avoid.
I love the hell out of Duke Nukem 3D.
Yeah. It's fun.
Yeah. I played that game a lot because
I had it on N64 or Duke Nukem 64.
Yeah, yeah. I didn't play 64. 3D was the one

(41:28):
that was like more like Jesus. You can put that in a video
game. 64 had some of that right.Yeah, they toned it down a there
was still some stuff in it, but that was a fun ass game.
Yeah, I think I'm sold. So we're already in the
crapshoot shit. Nope.
I think I'm sold on the Doom video game.
Sorry. It's.
All Dark ages, yeah. I mean, did you play the last

(41:50):
Doom? I did not.
Oh. Was it good?
Oh. Fuck.
All right, yeah, I'm playing Doom.
The Dark Ages. Yeah.
Yep, Yep, Yep. All right, why do people like
this movie? I'm sorry to burst everyone's
bubble, but I can't understand why people like this movie.
I mean, not only is it absolutely terrible, but the
jokes aren't funny. The graphics are horrendous if

(42:13):
you call them like graphics in amovie.
You're the shemp. You're a chode.
Oh yeah? Yeah, graphics.
Fuck off dude. The story is stale and boring,
the actors aren't even recognizable, and Bruce Campbell
should be ashamed for making an abomination for a movie.
Like, you know you can have a good movie without recognizable

(42:35):
actors, right? That's impossible.
I gave it a one because I couldn't find a 0 on the list.
This movie is just pathetic. It is completely beyond me how
it got a 7.5 rating from you guys.
Maybe. Hey mom, maybe many of you gave
it a good ratings jokingly, I will never know.

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I don't think everybody's ratingthis high as a joke.
No, they genuinely like it, Yeah.
'Cause it's fun, it's dumb fun. We're allowed to have dumb fun,
but come on, for this movie I have For this movie to have
better ratings than some true great movies is just absolutely

(43:19):
disgraceful. Army of Darkness may be the
worst movie that I've ever seen,and it it's got to be in the top
five worst movies ever made again.
No, you have not. Yeah.
Seen Deathbed, The Bed That Eats.
Yeah. This was previous to Morbius so.
What did I also you have worse. Coming.

(43:39):
Recently rate lower than death. Oh, pro wrestlers versus
zombies. Yeah, give that a shot.
And then, then let me know what you think of Army of Darkness.
Yeah, there was something else that like I thought was OK and
you were like, this fucking is. Terrible.
It was more recent than that. Yeah, I'm trying to think of
what the fuck it. Oh, the beast within.
Nope. No, no, definitely wasn't that.

(44:02):
Fucking hated that dude. No it wasn't that though.
You're. Right, there was something else,
but it doesn't matter. Doesn't fucking matter.
These people don't matter. And this one is our final one.
Star rating, Worst movie in history.
Again, no. I have seldom seen a movie worse

(44:22):
than this. I'm not sure how it was grabbed
as a spectacle or I'm I can't read.
I'm not sure how it has grabbed A respectable user rating, but
I'm assuming that there is a large audience that enjoys the
blood and gore and complete lackof sophisticated plot.
Yes, yes there is, yes there is.Fuck you you twat.

(44:46):
The special effects are hilariously bad, even for the
early 90s. Not really.
And the writing wouldn't pass aneighth grade creative writing
course. That one I'll give.
You. Yeah, that's a valid criticism.
It's valid. This movie is surely a must see
to believe. Yes.
You know what? I agree with the last part of

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that statement. Yeah.
Like, all of these can be summedup with just like, this is
something that, like, you don't appreciate this because you're
not a fan of what this is like referencing and what it's like
homaging. It's homaging like classic
horror and like 3 Stooges, basically.
Like, if you're not a fan of those two things, you're not

(45:29):
going to like this movie. Yeah.
Like I'm sorry, frustrating. You ready for some better known
as. We move on to the better known
as. Not right.
I knew you. I knew.
I knew you. I knew.

(45:49):
I knew. I knew.
All right. We, we're, we're going to end up
flying through this segment because we've done a lot of
these people before. Oh, that is true, isn't it?
Yeah, of, you know, first and foremost, director Sam Raimi.
We just mentioned that this was one of the last of the Evil Dead

(46:09):
movies we have to review. I mean, Sam Raimi, known for
being Sam Raimi, for making these movies, for making Spider
Man, you know, the first 3 Spider Man movies.
Goddamn film legend. Like Darkman, Darkman.
Yeah. Other than that, it's it's

(46:31):
really like his biggest stuff. Why is director not even among
the top things to He's got threethings in development right now.
He's directing. Oh weird, he's doing King Killer
Chronicles. Yeah, he did recently direct

(46:52):
Doctor Strange in the Multiverseof Madness, which I had.
It had its moments. I like that they kind of treated
that as a horror movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The whole, like, fucking zombie strange thing at the end was
really cool. Yeah.
He directed, I think, the pilot episode of Ash versus Evil Dead,

(47:13):
Oz the Great and Powerful. That was not a good movie.
Drag Me to Hell, A Simple Plan was a really good movie, not a
horror movie, a drama with Bill Paxton, Billy Bob Thornton and
Bridget Fonda. I think we talk about this every
time we talk about Sam Raimi. But they're like these two,

(47:34):
like, you know, redneck brotherswho find, like, a plane crash
that has, like, a bag of fuckingmoney in it.
Yeah. And like, they find this money
and it just, like, ruins their fucking lives, basically.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Like finding a ton of money
would do. Would do.
Yeah, Yeah. So we're not going to dwell too

(47:56):
long on Sam Raimi. We'll hit the highlights as we
just did. Oh, you missed one.
I did you. Did keep going, keep going.
Drinking a dinky pop video Darkman.
Oh quick in the dead. Hell yeah.
Yeah, that is an awesome, awesome movie.
I am due to rewatch that. Yeah, awesome western.

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Another non horror movie. Yeah.
Which he finds a way to sneak his Oldsmobile into.
Yeah, it's it's, I think it's inevery movie.
Yeah, it's dressed up as a fucking Stagecoach.
Yeah. Bruce Campbell, of course, we
have talked about multiple timeswho is just fucking awesome.
Yeah. Did we do Bubba Hotep on this

(48:39):
show? I don't think we did.
I don't think we did. I think we watched it one night
when we were chilling here, but we didn't do it.
Yeah, he he's voice on Invincible.
All right, that's pretty cool. I didn't realize he was the
voice of a just a demon. All right?
He was Ash Williams at a Call ofDuty game, All right, Yeah.

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I mean, we've, we've talked about it before.
He he's probably most well knownfor being Ash.
I mean, he's probably most well known for being Bruce Campbell
at this point, you know, being just like.
He's a, he's a, he's a just a celebrity.
Yeah, big personality, you know,matinee idol, I guess you could
call him. He is pretty much in awe of Sam

(49:28):
Raimi's stuff. Yeah, I loved him on Burn
Notice. Never saw that show.
Oh my God, it's ridiculous. It's it's fucking stupid TV, but
it's so fun. Yeah, he voiced Lobster Johnson
in a Hellboy video game. Hell yeah.

(49:50):
All right, we'll probably just move on from here.
I mean, he's fucking awesome. He's Bruce Campbell.
All right, Up next, M Beth Davis, Who was Sheila in this
movie? We have also talked about her
before. Really.
Yeah, we did. I don't remember what it was off

(50:11):
the top of my head, but we'll get there.
Some of the recent things. She was on the morning show,
which I hear is really good. I have never seen an episode of
it. No clue what it is.
It's on Apple TV so nobody knowswhat.
It is. Yeah, that would do it.
She was in that movie Old by M Night Shyamalan.

(50:32):
You really liked that, didn't you?
I mean, you really liked his Harsh.
Yeah, I think that's a little bit of an overstatement.
It was OK. Yeah.
Shows up in 7 episodes of Ray Donovan.
She played Peter Parker's motherand The Amazing Spider Man 2.
I again hated that fucking movie. 8 episodes of Mad Men.

(50:57):
I think we talked about this recently.
Tried to watch it, never got into it.
Yeah. Couldn't.
Couldn't get into it. Same.
Oh, that's what it was. 13 ghosts.
She was in 13 ghosts. Yes, she was like the assistant
I think who gets crushed in the in the walls in between the
glass like panes. Yeah.

(51:18):
So we will move on from there. Ian Abercrombie is like the the
like castle like elder Wise man is his credit in this movie.
Oh yeah, yeah. He is probably most well known
for being Mr. Pitt, Elaine's boss on Seinfeld.
He was like an eccentric, like rich guy who she worked for.

(51:40):
She was his assistant. Yeah, I don't.
I don't know, because I didn't care for Seinfeld.
Oh God, that shit was great. What?
Metric but. It's 1 of this but arguably the
greatest sitcom ever on TV. That is in the argument for
sure. Literally every fucking sitcom.

(52:03):
I will give you. Since then, has been based on
that show. Maybe the formula's wrong.
I will give you that. It is a touchstone of of
American pop culture. I will give you that it is
important, but so was Bob Dylan and I don't fucking like him
either. Bob Dylan doesn't make me laugh

(52:23):
to this day. Seinfeld still does.
There's one episode where like he she like he's like real real,
like weird and quirky and like he hates fucking pens.
Like she, he makes Elaine write everything in pencil and like
she sneaks a pen in one day for some reason.
And like, it explodes. And like he gets the ink on his
hands and like, he's wearing like a tan jacket, so he smears

(52:46):
it. So like the the lapels are
black. And like he's got someone, his
face looks like a Hitler mustache.
And he has to give like a speechlater on, like a business speech
because he's he's like the head of a company called Morgan
Morgan Springs. And they're merging with Poland
Creek. The end of the show.

(53:08):
Yeah. The end of the show is him, him
giving a speech, going we must annex Poland by the spring.
Like banging on the table, like fucking with the Hitler
mustache. So stupid.
But like, to this day will make me laugh so much.
Yeah. OK, you've got that our.
Profits will rise high. You've got that, but then you've
also got puffy shirts. Which, in context, is fucking

(53:31):
funny. Fine, everybody's allowed their
opinions. Man, oh God, I like.
I just don't like it. You can love it.
I I, I love that you love it. That's probably the show I have

(53:51):
watched the most. I've seen every episode dozens
of times. That's a lot, yeah.
Let's see. Anything else worth mentioning?
Probably not I'm. Not seeing any.
Yeah, Nip tuck, 14 episodes. He was Alfred in the failed

(54:15):
Birds of Prey TV series. No, I was, I was kind of excited
when that came out and then I watched it and I was like, no,
that's not it. Yeah, he's only in seven
episodes of Seinfeld. It feels like more than that.
We're going to move on. I think there's really not much.

(54:35):
Oh, no shit. No, fuck.
We can't move on. Are you sure?
Yes, trust me. Trust me.
Oh. He's on News Radio.
Yeah, he was on News Radio. Mouse Hunt.
Mouse Hunt with Nathan Lane, Lost World, Mr. Bean, Blossom,

(54:56):
Murphy Brown, The Nanny, Addams Family Values.
This is going somewhere, trust me.
One of the pentavert oh Twin Peaks.
Yeah, he's an episode of Twin Peaks, an episode of The Flash,
the old 90s TV series. Is that repossessed?
The fucking Leslie Nielsen exorcism movie.
Probably. I see you later.

(55:18):
That was on Comedy Central a lot.
Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is the Exorcist spoof.
We've tried all the things the devil hates, sex, drugs and
rock'n'roll. Get this God damn ad out of the
way. He was in like the episode of
Tales from the Crypt that pops up the most on this show.

(55:43):
I think it's the Switch it's called.
Hold on. Oh yeah.
Oh shit, that what I wanted. You're terrible at this.
Yeah, only only done this 202 times.
Jesus, right? Yeah, it's the one.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger one. Yeah, one with William Hickey,
where he he's the old rich guy who keeps swapping body parts.

(56:04):
TJ says we need to do repossessed.
Oh God damn you, TJ. Maybe we'll do that for next
week. I had an equally shitty movie
to. What do you mean?
Shitty. We're talking about repossessed.
I saw something that was free onNetflix.
I'm like, oh, I would enjoy not paying for a movie.
You got to get, you got to get on that like cracked fire stick,

(56:27):
my guy. Oh yeah, yeah, he's in the movie
Warlock with nature enthusiasts.Julian Sins, hiker.
Extraordinary hiker. Yeah, extraordinaire.
Oh, we're mean. We're mean, yeah.
Oh, the new Leave it to Beaver. That's why I saved him.
Yeah, no, he was on Murder She Wrote.

(56:50):
Wait, wait, wait. Where's the fucking button?
I changed the goddamn page. Oh, you fucking Oh, no fart
sounds. It's OK.
Anyway, he was he was on a It's Garry Shandling show.
I loved that show when I was a kid.

(57:16):
Yeah, I might be thinking. Well, hold on, we're not out of
the woods yet. Are you sure?
I I am like 99% positive we're hitting the Pentagon.
He was in Quincy in 1981. It's 2.
On this guy. Yeah, just hit the no, not on
this guy. Yeah, no, I threw out the whole
test. All right.

(57:36):
Oh, he's a young Frankenstein. He's a villager.
Oh shit. Awesome.
Yeah. All right.
So we're going to move on. We're going to move on from
there. Yeah, up next.
There was so backup and Tavern. He was on Colombo.
OK, he was on Colombo. We do have a backup.
Richard Grove. Who was Henry was his name.
Yeah. Yeah.
Duke Henry looks like a post cocaine accident.

(57:59):
Artie Lange in this photo for some reason.
A little. Bit, yeah.
Actually, he kind of looks like like if Bill Belichick was like,
doughier. Bill Belichick without the 24
year old girlfriend or whatever.He.

(58:22):
I did not know this was ATV series, but they made apparently
ATV series of Heir to the Empirewhich was an awesome fucking
novel. It's one that introduced Grand
Amber, Admiral Thrawn and originally.
Is that the first of the Thrawn trilogy?
Yes. OK, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(58:43):
I read the shit out of that trilogy when I was a kid.
I I tried to read that again. Aliens versus a holes?
Sure. Darth Voxus in Star Wars, A
Galaxy in Darkness. I don't know what that is.
Neither do I. All right. 2 episodes of Lois

(59:08):
and Clark on the Adventures of Superman.
An episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
It's in the movie Money Train with Wesley Snipes and Woody
Harrelson. Yeah, that's that's a lesser.
Of the of the the team white mencan't jump as their like peak
movie and. It's so good.
I just watched it again recently, it's still fucking

(59:28):
hilarious. It was a quince.
Foods that's thought with the letter Q He was in an episode of
Perry Mason. If you want to back up oh TV
movie sorry, back up into Everett.
He was an extreme justice, whichwe did on an early episode of
the defenestration. Over.
Yeah, it was bad. Have you guys actually watched a

(59:51):
good movie yet? Yeah, we have watched good
movies. We've.
Oh, you did. You did.
Ice Cold or not ice. Stone Cold.
That was our first episode, which, yes, good movie.
Yeah. But I know I want to say we we
did Lethal Weapon. Oh, OK.
Yeah, yeah. He was in the greatest movie
ever made. Of course.
Point Break 1991. Yeah.

(01:00:15):
Yeah. Fair, fair 1991.
He's also in Matlock. Oh, hey.
Yeah. So that's.
Three, yeah. Jacob the fat man hunter.
Father Dowling, that's 4. That is 4 with Father Dowling.
What are we missing now? Diagnosis Murder.
Bridget Fonda, up next of the acting Fonda family, probably

(01:00:41):
most well known for like Point of No Return or Lake Placid or
I. Don't know, Monkey bone is
fucking awesome. Single white female maybe like
one of those 90s movies she was in.
I like vaguely remember monkey bone.
It's got a four. .8 I don't care.
It's so it's Brendan Fraser and like you remember, cool world.

(01:01:06):
Yeah, it's cool world, but like with instead of a sexy chick,
it's a monkey. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's. So we did do Dead Heat.
You're right. DJ Susan Kiss of the Dragon with
Jet Li. Yeah, but that was when Jet Li
was doing like, weird, like dramas that weren't like,

(01:01:28):
martial arts flicks. Yeah, I think it was like a like
a sex trafficking movie. Yeah, like.
I don't want that. I want gently.
I want you beating the shit out of people.
Yeah, certain kicks. I can't believe we haven't
gotten to Lake Placid in 202 episodes.
It sucks. Yeah, it's not that I I also
hate Oliver plot. Yeah, like Betty White is
awesome, but like, no, thank you.

(01:01:50):
She is in Jackie Brown, which I do love.
Both the movie and the book Rum Punch are really, really good.
Point of no return. Army of Darkness, of course.
Single white female. Yep.
Drop dead, Fred. Doc Hollywood.

(01:02:11):
Doc Hollywood Yeah, Godfather Part 3.
That's not they never made that movie.
They made one and two and then they, they, they, they've.
Never made anything else. And then they made the offer
about the making of them. Yeah, yeah.
God, that was so good. Frankenstein Unbound was 1990.
Is that a? Steamy version of Frankenstein

(01:02:33):
I. Think so?
It's gotta be steamy Frankenstein that Franken Dick
is. That sounds like nothing to do
with Frankenstein. I I think, I think that's not.

(01:02:54):
What the fuck? John Hurt, Raul, Julia.
What? It's a Roger Corman movie.
That explains a whole lot. OK, Jason, Patrick.

(01:03:16):
Put that that description was not it.
Yeah, no, I don't know what the fuck that was about.
All right, we're going to move back.
I guess we're going to have to watch that.
No, yeah, she didn't want to watch Lake Placid.
I mean, we'll probably get around to.
That for The Godfather Part 3. No.

(01:03:41):
She was an Easy Rider as a child.
All right, up next, Patricia Tallman, who we've talked about
before. She of course plays Barbara in
the Night of the Living Dead remake, which is fucking
awesome. Haven't watched that in a while.
Aside from that, soon as an episode of Castle in 2010 I.

(01:04:08):
Mean unless she was on a particular show, we can skip
this. That's what I I don't remember.
Yeah, she was in Austin Powers and the Spy Who Shagged Me.
She's in the 90s. Godzilla.
She's in the first Austin Powers.
Also Deep Space 9, three episodes of that.

(01:04:30):
She's in Star Trek Generations. I love Deep Space 9 so much. 3
episodes of Next Generation. She was the possessed witch in
this. Oh, that crappy 90s Flash show.
She's in the second greatest movie ever made, Roadhouse 1989,

(01:04:51):
an episode of Tales from the Dark Side.
I mean, you know what, it depends on the day that I'm
watching one of those because it's either Roadhouse or.
Or yeah, or they are the break neck and neck.
I think Ted Raimi is the one whomaybe gets us to Penta Everett
or might be one of these people in the back.
I don't know. We're getting there.
Though are we? Yeah, all.

(01:05:11):
Right. Ted Raimi, who's known for being
Sam Raimi's brother and that guyfrom that movie that you kind of
recognize some of the bigger things he was in.
He was in seven episodes of Ash versus Evil Dead.
Oz the Great and Powerful shows up again because of course he,

(01:05:33):
you know, he's a Raimi. So he's in all of the Sam Raimi
stuff. I think he's in all of the
Spider Man movies, at least the first two.
I want to say, well, he's. Right there in Spider Man.
For one in three, I mean, he's in the grudge, Yeah, he's in the
grudge. The the 2000s one Invader SIM.

(01:05:56):
He is in all three Spider Man movies.
Xena Warrior Princess, 42 episodes of that.
Primetime Glick. Oh God.
Hated the Jiminy Glick. Did not, did not get it.
Get it at all. Yeah, I hated it. 3 episodes of
Hercules. He's in Wishmaster, the Wes
Craven evil genie movie. I like it.

(01:06:18):
I still never seen it. Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah. Fucking mark that for the list.
Yeah. Oh.
Fuck it's not bad. Come on. 7 episodes of Sea Quest
2032. Jesus.
He's in Clear and Present Dangerin 1984, which is a good movie.
He's a It's a Jack Ryan movie with Harrison Ford.
I like that Ted Ramey like got his start in his brothers movies

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and then got a career on his own.
You know what I mean? Like.
In such hit movies as A Hard Target with Jean-Claude Van
Damme. Yeah.
Patricia Tallman was Laura Dern stunt double in Jurassic Park.
You are correct about that. DJ.
Oh Candyman? Yeah, shows up in Candyman

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Patriot Games. That's another Jack Ryan movie
that gets the best Jack Ryan movie.
It's been a long time since I'vewatched them, but I know I have
seen them all, yeah. We're past any of those shows,
so we're going to move on to Deke Anderson, who was one of

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the tiny ashes that there had. He's got to be in one of these
shows. There's no other reason.
I was sure of this dude. Well, you're.
Definitely not going to find himin the the 2000 tens.
Well, he wasn't the 2011 Green. That also didn't exist like.

(01:07:51):
We don't. We don't want to forget that.
Fictional stuff on here. There it is, 1994.
Diagnosis. Murder.
We hit the fucking pentaver Pentaver using the backup shows.
Of old people solving murders. Jeez.
He's also in an episode of the The Adventures of Briscoe County

(01:08:13):
Junior. I got to rewatch that show too.
I keep saying that. Fuck yeah you do.
An episode of Cheers. We're going to move on because
we we got what we needed. Billy, it was in the Madonna
Material Girl video, yeah. We don't want to leave that out.
Billy Brian was in this movie assomething one of the he was the

(01:08:38):
pick dead I. He was also the Stay Puff
Marshmallow Man of Ghostbusters,which is pretty bad ass.
It's also an Electra, which was not bad ass, no?
Really was. Not and last but not least,
another man. Absolutely not least.

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We have talked about multiple times Bill Mosley, another
horror icon. He is Otis, of course, of the
Firefly Flint. Flint.
Let's try that again. He is Otis, of course, of the
Firefly. Firefly.
Firefly Family. Yeah.
That's that's a mouthful. Slow down.

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Break it in chunks. Come on.
You can do it. Hooked on Phonics worked for me
in the Rob Zombie, you know, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's
Rejects. Another fine. 2 movies. 2
movies. Yeah, yeah, he.
Should make a third, you know, like really round it out.
Make a trilogy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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That's not. Leave it on a high note.
That's, yeah, not in any way influenced by Robert Rodriguez.
Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think that would be really good.
So fucking bad. Yeah.
I tried watching it again recently.
It's just not good at all. And.
Like, I tried. I, I have, I think I have
watched every Rob Zombie movie because I love Rob Zombie's

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music, right? Like I love the dude.
I I I'm not I I do like his movies like, but they're not all
great. They most of them suck actually.
Lords of Salem? Not good, no.
Terrible. Yeah, Yeah. 31 bad like what the
fuck am I watching? Yeah, Nope.
I had really high hopes for Lords of Salem though.

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But yeah, it looked like it would be good, but it just
wasn't. They hyped.
It so much. Yeah, the first Halloween was
good, I thought. I liked all of his Halloween
stuff. I'll watch the second one.
It's not as good as the first, but yeah, it's.
It's more brutal if you like, that's what you're looking for.
Like you're like, I want to fucking slasher.
Yeah. Two's good.

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Bill Mosley was Laura Dern stuntdouble.
I don't know if that's really ornot.
That's definitely not. Yeah, yeah.
But yeah, I mean, he's also in fucking Not My Night, never at
all. Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Yeah, he's top, top. Yeah, in the second.

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Second one, which is another franchise that was turn.
Yeah, comedy. Horror to comedy.
Well, that's because Toby Hooperalways wanted to make comedies,
but then he was like, I have to make a Texas Chainsaw Massacre
movie. Like contractually, I think
yeah, he's like fuck it, fuck you and I I respect the punk
rock of that. The movie is just awful.

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He's in a couple of Ice 9 kills videos.
Yeah, well, they'll put anybody from any horror movie in their.
Sheet. Yeah, you've pretty much got a
ticket to be in their videos, I think.
The whole new album is about art.
Clown. So was it the whole album?
It's. The whole.
Album Oh yeah, yeah, that's we get it guys, that's.

(01:11:55):
Aggressive. A title of like a scene type of
thing. Like we have the shower scene
and you know they have like all the each song is named after
part of the movie. Yeah, I don't love their music.
Yeah. It's fine.
It's I don't hate it at all, but.

(01:12:17):
Like I said, I was not a fan of the horror convention.
I was assured we were going to die in there.
Oh, oh, TJ, we did do rob zombies monsters.
We did an episode on that. We did.
Yeah, we. Actually loved that.
Yeah, we actually did like that movie.
Yeah. All right.

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And that will do it for the better.
Known as. Hi, is that your stomach?
Negative. That was your stomach I.
Thought it was Donner Good. Lord.
I mean, we can blame it on Donner, but it was definitely
mine. We had no crapshoot sound God.
Because it comes from the same. Thank you.

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Yeah, it comes from the same place the other one did.
Yeah. Oh, I saw a ton of movies this
week. Did you both in the Oh, I went
to the theater only like once I saw the new Final Destination,
which was actually pretty good. I did like it.
Yeah. Surprising, Yeah.

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Ads on. TikTok looked terrible.
No, it was, it was actually enjoyable.
Although I will say, seeing TonyTodd as a human skeleton with
skin, yeah, that just, it immediately took me out of the
movie and just bummed me the fuck out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause I don't know why, but
like there's been pictures of him on IMDb lately for I

(01:13:42):
probably ads for that. Like I don't like that at all.
Yeah, no. Like he was always a thin man,
but he looked healthy. He was a big dude, though.
Like he was like my height at least.
And then like, he wasn't like a like a thin dude, but he was
like, he was stocky. He wasn't like huge.
Yeah, but like, yeah, seeing like this dude, like, like I
said, he was a skeleton with skin.

(01:14:04):
Yeah. It was just like, holy fuck.
That is not the dude I. Like candy, man.
Yeah, it's not the dude I remember, not the dude I fucking
drank with. Like yeah, fuck yeah.
So yeah, that that did kind. Of what happens when you get old
and your heroes get older. Yeah.
And they get cancer. Yeah.
God damn it. Yeah, but no, I, I did enjoy it.

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Like I, I, I don't think I've seen any of those movies past
the second one. Maybe saw the second one.
I I thought the first one was cool and fun, but like after
that, like OK, you like you've, you've given me enough here.
Like I don't think I need five of these movies.

(01:14:47):
This is the 6th one, right? The 7th?
I yeah, I think there was like a6661, wasn't there?
Maybe, yeah. I don't know, but it's
definitely the reason why I don't drive behind log trucks.
They're advertising the movie onlog trucks, which is the most
brilliant shit ever. I'm drinking this beer.

(01:15:08):
I've had it brother. Yeah, they're putting, they're
putting banners for that, that new movie on the back of log
trucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because everybody associates associates that movie with
fucking log trucks. And they did, they do Easter egg
that like a couple times in the movie.
Yeah. Yeah, I saw a movie that

(01:15:32):
somebody recommended to us, OnyxThe Fortuitous and The Talisman
of Souls. What?
It was recommended to us at Saratoga.
We were bullshitting with somebody.
It. No, Sir, I didn't like it.
Yeah. What is it?
It is. It is very like, you know, I

(01:15:54):
don't want to say Lovecraftian. It's like spooky, like, you
know, themed. It's like there's like this.
I don't mean isn't it like a magician or something, I don't
know, but he's holding like thiscontest for his like his biggest
followers and like the prizes that they get to win like a like
a weekend at his like mansion orwhatever and then.

(01:16:21):
It's like fucking Willy Wonka, but you get fingered.
It's it's all a cult shit so it wouldn't have been a bad movie
if it weren't starred by the writer and director.
Also that just. Screams I'm up my own ass.

(01:16:42):
Yep, and he is playing the main character as this completely
unlikable. Just fucking like there's no
redeeming qualities to this fucking dork.
Like, you know, like, it's just,oh, he's supposed to slap the
shit out of him. He's trying to play it as like

(01:17:05):
an earnest fucking character, aslike, yeah, like a Jim Varney
type of thing. Like thing.
Don't you dare. And with, you know, his catch
phrase being I don't know. I don't know, I don't know.
And it's so fucking annoying. Like, it actually wouldn't have
been a horrible. It would have been an enjoyable
B movie if it wasn't for the fact that he, like, was the main

(01:17:25):
character in the movie. Yeah, it's like.
You, you know, you know, like hecould see the fact that he was
like, ruining his own creation. I don't think so.
I don't think so at all. I think he thought he was being
hilarious. Yeah.
Yeah. Because they use like a lot of
practical effects, like some of the other people, like in the
contest get turned into like these like creature like

(01:17:46):
zombies. And they're really fucking
elaborate. And like there's a couple other
like really cool monsters in it.And like they're all practical
effects. Which, yeah, awesome.
Cool. It would have been like a like a
goofy, like be like horror comedy.
But it just he's so fucking unlikable.
Like I just, I like, I just could not wait for that movie to

(01:18:07):
be over. I watched that like Friday night
maybe. No, Thursday night.
Yeah, yeah, I know. I I because I, I'd seen it and
then somebody mentioned it to us.
I was like, oh, fuck it, I'll pull the trigger.
They said they liked it, like, all right.
Nope. No, really.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I I watched like the 1st 20

(01:18:33):
minutes of Mean Girls and that Ididn't realize was.
Buddy boots, what's up, brother?Thank you for resubscribing.
Thank you for watching. Gifting.
Oh, gifting stuff too, God damn.I appreciate you man.

(01:18:56):
Yeah. Thank you brother.
Yeah, I watched. It's 'cause you know, Monique is
always, you know, quoting Mean Girls and there's Mean Girl
stickers on the the fridge at home.
But I had never seen it. I didn't realize it's, it's,
it's Wayne's World for girls. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, that's your hex. It's odd, but yeah, I wasn't

(01:19:20):
hating it like we we wound up turning it off, but like, I'm
not opposed to finishing that movie.
Yeah, I watched it when it came out.
I remember. Yeah, it was all right.
What the fuck else did I watch this week?
I've been watching. I haven't mentioned it, but the
the Seth Rogen Show on fucking on Apple TV, it's called the
studio fucking amazing. It's 1/2 hour comedy, like 1/2

(01:19:44):
hour or so, like every week. And he like in the first
episode, he like works for the studio and like the head of the
studio gets fired or something and he takes over And it's just
like, you know, like a Hollywood, you know, situational
comedy basically. It had me hooked on like the
second episode. It was called like the Warner, I

(01:20:08):
think it was called. It was all about them trying.
He's like the head of the studioand like I forget who the
director was. It's Sarah Polley from the Dawn
of the Dead remake. She's directing, she's playing
herself directing a movie and she's trying to get a like a one
shot at like, you know, the at golden hour, like during sunset

(01:20:28):
and the like. The whole episode's about her
trying to get it and like him fucking it up, but the whole
episode itself is actually a oneshot set during the golden hour.
It's fucking brilliant. Yeah, yeah.
What is that? On it's Apple TV, so nobody's
watching it. There's another episode where
they're shooting like a detective movie and like he's
trying to find out like something.
And it's like, you know, they'refilming that night and he's

(01:20:51):
like, oh, I'm fucking cold. Like, can somebody get me a
coat? It's like they get like a
fucking like a like a trench coat and like a fedora and like
the whole, it's like a basic, you know, it turns into a
detective movie while they're filming a detective movie.
OK, Yeah, yeah, it's him. It's pretty.
Clever. Yeah, it's, it's really funny.
It's, it's him. Ike Barinholtz.
Catherine O'Hara is in it. Yeah.
Bryan Cranston plays like the owner of the studio.

(01:21:13):
Oh, Jesus Christ. It's it's really, really good.
I saw something the other day and it was like, I don't know,
it was like a Reddit thread or something like that.
And people were going off like, Seth Rogen is not that good.
And somebody was like, yeah, butwhat about this, this and this?
And they were like, yeah, those are like, source material

(01:21:36):
confirmed. Like, he didn't write that.
He didn't, like, direct it. He was just in it or produced
it, whatever. But like when he comes up with
it you get hot dogs fucking eachother.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, you're right.
You also get super bad though, which is a fucking classic.
Yeah, but I I don't think he wrote that.
Yeah, he did. Not on his own.

(01:21:57):
It was him and the the guy who, I don't know if he directed it,
but it's his writing partner, Seth Goldberg.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know.
I I dig him. I think he's funny.
It's hit or miss, Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like, you know, I like you
get like for every like, you know, Seth and not Seth and.

(01:22:18):
Zach and Mary. Zach and Mary, you get like a,
you know, an American pickle or,you know, the Green Hornet.
Yeah, shit like that. I didn't hate the Green Hornet.
It's not a good movie, like it'snot.
It's neither like I think. It was.
I think I needed something like that when it came out.
Yeah, like I, I was like, so hyped up about it, but it just
didn't. It wasn't like enough of an

(01:22:40):
action movie and it wasn't enough of a comedy.
Like it just couldn't find the lane.
Yeah, you know, Yeah, but the dude who was doing all the
action was actually awesome. The the fucking Asian dude.
Yeah, I forget his name. Oh.
Yeah. Was that the was it the dude
from? This may sound insensitive if

(01:23:03):
I'm wrong. What was it?
Was it the dude from Hailton Kumar?
No, it wasn't like Black Mask. I think he was in maybe?
Oh, maybe. It was like a like a I remember
that movie being like a like early 2000s like action flick.
Yeah, but I can tell you I've been devouring the Magnus
archives. Yeah, it's a podcast.

(01:23:29):
It's like an audio drama podcastand it's a little, I guess not
really Lovecraftian, but it's, it's a, it's a horror show and
it's about a guy who is like thearchivist of the Magnus

(01:23:52):
Institute. And they're they're like a
paranormal research place. And it the show starts as an
Jesus, that's terrible. Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
You know what, Jesus, that's terrible.
Have we? Really been talking that long or

(01:24:12):
that movie just wasn't that long?
I don't like, I don't like, holygirl.
Oh damn. Yeah, it's what's the word I'm
looking for, where every episodeis just a different thing.
Anthology. It's kind of like an anthology
starts off, but then things start to come together and then
there starts to become an overarching plot of the entire

(01:24:35):
thing. It's like it goes from like oh
these are creepy stories to likeoh this is like a a fucking
world ending plot. Like it's really fucking good.
Yeah, yeah. I'm on episode 109 a 110.
They're maybe like half hour episodes or whatever.

(01:24:58):
There's five seasons and then itevolves into a different show.
It's called The Magnus Protocol I think, but I haven't listened
to any of that, so I don't know what that one's about.
But I'm excited to get to the end of this because I started
listening to it like a long timeago and I got like 70 or 80
episodes in and then it just, I kind of fell away from it.

(01:25:19):
But now I'm like, no, I'm just going to finish it, get it done.
And if it's awesome, it's awesome.
If it sucks, it sucks. I'll know by the end of season 5
because it's it's done. So I've been listening to that a
lot at work. All right?
Not much else. The new Ghost album is good.

(01:25:41):
I did listen to it. It's very like 80s cockrock.
Yeah, I did enjoy it. Yeah, I was listening to while I
was reading at work the other day.
Yeah. I finished.
Well, Speaking of reading at work, I finished Artie Lang's
book. Oh man, that book is fucking.
It gets rough at the end. Like he's fucking lays it all
out there. Yeah.

(01:26:03):
Yeah, I know. He just basically says like,
look, he's like, you know, I know you all think I'm like this
fun like party guy. He's like I, I if you got to
know me, you know that I'm not that person.
Like I've ruined everything in my life.
Like, you know, this is just, you know, he's like you.
Like if you if you ever met me, you would not ever want to like
be around me. Like he's, yeah, he's fucking,

(01:26:25):
you know, he's like, I'm workingon that.
Like, for sure. You know, I like thank all these
people who've gotten me through all this stuff, but like, it's
fucking, he's like, I am not a role model.
Please do not be like me. Like, yeah, he just fucking
straight out just fucking lays it out.
There he wound up going like flat broke from the drugs.
Yeah, yeah. He was like working at a gas
station at one point. What?
Yeah, Yeah. I like, I don't know, he was

(01:26:49):
back into comedy for a bit and was doing good.
Like, he had that show on DIRECTV for a couple of years
and then like, that ended. And then he was doing a podcast
for like a year, which was really good.
And then he just, like, I think he had a relapse and then just
vanished after that. Yeah.
Nobody like, you'll hear, like comedians say, like, oh, I did

(01:27:10):
hear from him the other day, like he's doing good.
He's just, you know, focusing onhimself, like, so I think he
lives in Florida now, they said.Like he's just, yeah, completely
like out of that showbiz. I mean, that's what you got to
do. That's what you got to do.
Yeah, fucking stay alive. Dude was fucking hilarious.
Yeah, yeah. So that was that was that was a

(01:27:30):
good book though. Yeah, my brother-in-law just let
me borrow a book. I don't remember the title of
it, but it's the it's the novel that inspired the movie Stalker
and then the video game Stalker.I'm not familiar.
Oh, it's like Bridget would be all over this.

(01:27:53):
It's a Russian novel originally.And then like the the movie came
out and it was like, it's like an cultural phenomena.
Like if you're into like really artsy kind of weirdo movies,
it's like a must see. And the STALKER video games are
fun too, but they're like like survivalist shooters.

(01:28:17):
All right, yeah, that might be it.
I've read a couple of comics this week.
Yeah. Just the usual stuff I've been.
Reading the absolute stuff. Yeah, Green Lantern one's been
awesome. Martian Manhunter is my favorite
somehow of all those. Yeah, it's really trippy and out
there. But that's the thing though,

(01:28:38):
it's like if you've got a good team, writing a good story,
doesn't matter who the hero is. That's why All Star Superman was
fucking amazing. And I don't really like
Superman. Yeah, but I love that comic.
Yeah. Fucking Grant Morrison and Frank
quietly like. That, that is, yeah.
That's one of the all time greatest Yeah fucking stories.

(01:29:00):
Yeah, yeah, that might be it. Yeah, it's a busy weekend.
Fucking want some fucking stacksat the casino the other day.
I saw that. Fucking spreading your money out
like a rapper with his first paycheck.

(01:29:21):
I made it rain in here. You miss it.
No, we had a we had a busy weekend too, because somebody
had had to graduate on her birthday.
Amanda graduated this weekend also, did she?
Yeah, had some banging fucking food too.
We went to the nest for dinner Saturday night.

(01:29:44):
Again. Yeah.
It's that good. They had a completely different
menu from the last time we were there, which is a week ago, and
then we went to the Scarlet Knife for brunch yesterday.
Where the fuck do you find theseplaces?
That is on Troy Schenectady Rd. like in the like the park going
to like Troy the. Scarlet Knife sounds like a
fucking super villain. It's it's in the in the old

(01:30:07):
Kmart. It's like it's this gigantic
fucking restaurant, but it's like high scale.
You upscale. That was fucking delicious too.
Do I look like I do upscale? And then we went to the War Room
last night in Albany, and that was fucking delicious, too.
That's like a political fucking hangout to where the governor

(01:30:28):
fucking goes to eat when she's in town and shit like that.
Like Eric Adams was there the other day, mayor of New York.
Food was fucking awesome. The drinks were fucking awesome.
The service was fucking slow. We were there 2 1/2 hours.
You're not a person of importance.

(01:30:48):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, so fucking they do like
sushi and like steaks and shit like that.
And like they have like an actual like master fucking sushi
chef there. Yeah, So the sushi was awesome.
I got lobster Mac and cheese, which is fucking awesome.
And then the owner was there. He was bullshitting with us,
like, yeah, you know, desserts on me, you know, yadda, yadda,

(01:31:10):
yadda. By that point, we were there for
2 1/2 hours and it was just like, we could yes, if we like,
we were like, OK, let's get the dessert.
I'm like, what if we get dessert?
We're going to be here for like an hour.
So fuck that. Yeah, I know.
Like what if we get it to go Stewart?
'S and grab a milkshake. Yeah, so it's like, all right,
we'll get it to go. So as we're waiting to like it's

(01:31:30):
like 15 minutes, 20 minutes, andwe still haven't even like
you've been able to order it andit's like, Nope, fuck this,
we're getting out of here. Food was amazing though.
No, fuck all that. Yeah, no, we went to Texas
Roadhouse and it was delicious. I fucking love Texas Roadhouse
too. So good, Yeah.

(01:31:51):
Which I mean, everybody rants and raves about the butter.
Oh, the honey butter. You know, it's good, the
cinnamon honey butter or whatever, but they're going to
be straight up the the honey pecan butter at Smokey Bones is
way better. Really.
Yeah, I know that was a thing. That's a thing.
All right, they. On the cornbread.

(01:32:16):
The The Nest makes the best biscuits I've ever had in my
entire life, hands down. And they they give you like a
thing of honey butter with them.They have a new thing now they
didn't have again, they have a new menu.
They didn't have them in there last week.
You can get like a whole like biscuit experience.
They call it like they give you the fucking thing of the honey
butter. They give you a thing of like
pimento cheese. No.

(01:32:39):
It's fucking so good, Pickles. There's like another like thing
to put on it. I don't know that I want a
biscuit experience. It was good.
I recommend the biscuit experience.
But like, what are you paying for the biscuit experience too
much for biscuits and different butters and cheeses?

(01:32:59):
20 bucks get the fuck out of here.
That's the other thing. It was like a like a fucking
super good like prosciutto, likethey they fucking had like a
they gave me a snack of that toowith it.
Kiss my ass. So good, so good.
And that was it. That was it.
I did. Like I said, it was a fucking
busy ass. I did not make it to work today.

(01:33:20):
I felt like garbage this morning.
Yeah, because you're full of fucking biscuit dough.
Like we were literally busy fromFriday night until we didn't get
home from dinner until fucking like 10:00 last night.
Get all the way the fuck out of here.
Yeah, like I if I eat dinner at 7, I'm like, this is absurd.

(01:33:45):
We were, we were at the restaurant at 7, like 7:00.
We got there at 9:30. It was just like, please give me
the fucking check before I go crazy and just yeah, like
you're. Like yes this food is delicious
but my ass is numb. Yeah, I have chair ass and I
need to leave. Dumb, dumb.
Shit, that whole meal was courtesy of Rivers Casino.

(01:34:10):
Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just having that moment of clarity of like, get up stupid
and walk away from the table right now.
Fucking yes, I will do that fucking.
Yes, yeah. You said that was blackjack
money. Yeah, yeah.

(01:34:30):
Because I don't think they've got baccarat.
They do, actually. Yeah, I.
Think that's, I think that's your best odds.
Like that's where the the odds are actually.
Almost close to even. Yeah, no, I hit a couple of
double downs. That's why I like fucking had a
big win. Yeah, Yep.
Split them double. Yep.

(01:34:55):
All right. Yeah, that should be it, yeah.
There's plenty. There's plenty.
It's plenty. We had to make up for the hour
long show we did last week. We fucking hated the beast
within HE. Was ass toilet.
Fucking garbage. Or as my sister would type out,
garbage. Oh look at that TJ coming in

(01:35:19):
with the plugs. Oh yeah.
I think. That's T JS way of saying wrap
up the show. Yeah, get your shit over with.
I got other things to do, which is fine.
Yeah, Yeah, we booked a new thing this week, September 6th
in Peabody, MA. Massachusetts.

(01:35:40):
Massachusetts, which is Salem adjacent.
You're going to find us at the Dark Forest Oddities Expo.
We'll be there hanging out. Just doing the thing.
Doing our thing promo and selling stuff.
Enjoying the start to spooky season in Salem I.

(01:36:01):
Mean, I guess if you have to choose a place to do it.
It's yeah. That's where you do it.
Yeah, it is like the motherland of spooky season.
Yeah. So yeah, come check us out
there. It's at the the Peabody
Marriott, I reckon. Lie, I'm desperately trying to
not make that a weekend thing. That's usually where I stay when

(01:36:23):
I go there. And then you just Uber and to
stay alone. Is I know it was like really,
really close, but I was like, we'll go for the day and just
come right back home. Yeah, well, it's only a few
hours. Yeah, like 2 1/2 hours, Yeah.
And it's. A little longer than that, I.
I don't think that's going to fly well way I drive.
Oh, you mean the drive? Yeah, No, I I was talking about
the. The show itself is the show.

(01:36:45):
It's like 6%. I think it's 11 to six.
Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I, I, I don't want to
fucking stay the weekend. I want to go.
Home I want. To you know how I've, I've been
to Salem like twice. It's cool, I like it.
It's fun. It's cool.
I'm good. I just went a year ago.
I'm good. I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(01:37:06):
But it'll be fun to go to the show like I, I, I figure like
we'll probably have to take shifts because I, I, I have to
see what our setup is going to be.
All of us are not going to be inthat fucking 10 pretend.
Exactly. So I figured, like somebody, you
know, hangs out at the table. A couple of us hang out at the
table, The rest of us can go fucking walk around, you know,
Salem shit, you know, and come back and take turns.

(01:37:30):
Yeah. Yeah, Thunder penis hat Biden's
prostate duck. J of her Thunder penis.
But no, I'm hyped for that show.That's going to be a good show.
Yeah, yeah, we have a corner booth too.
Oh. Fuck yeah.
Wow. Yeah.
So yeah, no, check them out on Instagram.
They are dark under score, forest under score, oddities

(01:37:52):
under score and come check us out there.
It's going to be a good show. Yeah, yeah, it should be a good
time. But anyway you can find our
website is www.bigdoemonsters.com.
You can e-mail us if you would like suggestions for the show,

(01:38:14):
movies we should watch, beer we should drink, ways we can
improve the show for you. We want to hear about it.
You want to hire us to be at an event, host an event, do a
thing. Let us know big dumb
monsters@gmail.com and you can find us on Slasher, the all
horror social network. We're a big Dumb Monsters

(01:38:35):
podcast and every every now and then we sign into our Steam
account, which is Big Dumb Monsters.
You can check us out on Instagram at Big under score
Dumb under score Monsters. That handle is also good for
threads. You can find us there as well.
You should check out the show when it streams live every

(01:38:56):
Monday night at 7:45 on both Twitch and YouTube.
If you are only listening to thethe audio version of the show,
I'm sure you're having a good time.
It's it's great product. I know we made it.
Yeah. You know, we endorse it fully,
but you're missing out. I work on.
That son of a bitch. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
But you're missing out on the real party, which is here on

(01:39:17):
Monday nights, the live show. I work on that son of a bitch.
Exactly. Yeah, yeah.
And you should come check out the
t.publicstoreofcourse@tpublic.com.You can search for the big dumb
Monster store. We got shirts, we got mugs, we
got banners, we got any stickers, whatever you want,

(01:39:37):
we're selling it there. We got all kinds of designs.
New ones coming soon. Yeah, stay tuned for a couple of
changes. Yeah, yeah.
And that's all we got right now.I think that's it.
That is it. We're going to leave you with
some words of wisdom and get thehell out of here and leave you
with the rest of your Monday night.
Don't let ghoulies eat your ass.And never sleep in a deathbed.

(01:40:00):
Bye.

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