Ep. 203 - Scared Stupid - Repossessed

We've got another comedy on tap this week as Nick and Chris take a look at the wacky 1990 Exorcist spoof Repossessed. Starring Leslie Nielsen, Linda Blair, and Ned Beatty.

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Episode Transcript

(00:42):
None. Hey everybody, welcome to big
dumb monsters. I'm Nick.
And I'm Chris. This week we go with AI.
Don't know what spoof, movie, Comedy.
Comedy. It's a Leslie Nielsen comedy,
repossessed. And so if you love The Exorcist,
you love Leslie Nielsen. You'll find this movie to be OK.

(01:05):
Acceptable. Yes, you.
You will chuckle a few times andyou will sigh a few times.
It's fine. It's fine.
It's. Fine, fine.
Yeah. But I don't know, it's just it's
so much nostalgia for me and I think you're the same way.
Yeah, no, this was on relentlessly on, on on the early
Comedy Central, like back in the90s.

(01:27):
So good, yeah. But anyway, we'll get into it.
We'll talk about the jokes we like, the jokes we don't like,
then the complete lack of scarce.
Anyway, Big dumb monsters talking about repossessed.
Enjoy the show. Mics do work this time sick.

(02:21):
I fixed it. You're still not on yours, so no
you. Haven't fixed that dude.
One crisis at a time. This has been a crisis for how
many years and I've been. Dealing with other ones ahead of
that one. Every week for four years.

(02:42):
What's up everybody? Let me start this movie we are
watching Repossessed. Yeah, yeah.
In hindsight, maybe nostalgia like wasn't the best like
selection measure to pick a movie by.

(03:02):
I didn't hate it. I laughed at a lot of.
There was a couple of things that made me laugh, but overall,
like I got a lot of like. There was definitely some of
that. Yeah, like these are the reason
they don't make these movies anymore.
Like we got too many shitty, like, spoof movies.
Yeah, like there was a couple ofones where they just went for

(03:23):
the obvious easy joke. That was this.
This was the obvious and easy. Yeah, but if you just spent like
another 5-10 minutes in the writers room, like you'd get a
better joke. This is this is the start of the
end of the era of the spoof movie.
Yeah, this is like pretty scary movie.
Like I think that's when it really like, jumped the shark.

(03:44):
Well, yeah, because they did Scary Movie and then they
started doing all those offshootmovies like.
They did a scary movie like one through 5 and then like a
haunted movie or something like that.
Well, even even not just going with like horror spoofs like,
you know, like the. We got like superhero movie
fucking not another teen movie we're.
The Spartans or meet the Spartans or whatever the fuck

(04:05):
that was, you know, like, yeah, all that shit.
It was just terrible. Yeah, it was.
It was just so cut and paste. But like you then you could
like, you know, you get so burned out on them, then you go
back and watch like rewatch likeAirplane and it's like, Oh yeah,
fucking. That's why these movies actually
do work 'cause there are good ones.
'Cause there's moments of absolute brilliance in the genre

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of a spoof and like, this is notone of them.
This is not like brilliance. No, it's.
I thought it was funny. I had a good time watching this
movie. Is it Naked Gun?
No. No.
Is it Naked Gun 33 and a third? Yeah.
Where he falls down the stairs for like 5 minutes.
I know. Also seeing Leslie Nielsen with

(04:52):
like dark hair is very weird. Yeah, 'cause it's been grey
since, I don't know, 70s. Yeah.
Man, yeah, I like and it's just relentless too, like it's joke
after joke after joke after jokeyeah, like the same way you
would get in a Naked Gun movie, but like not as subtle on some

(05:17):
of it It they're they're always going for like a big laugh the.
Ham fisted joke, Yeah. I can respect it like because I
did, I did wind up liking a lot of this movie.
It's a lot of them wind up beinglike of the era jokes though.
Like, they're very, like, culturally important.

(05:38):
The Oliver North joke, the Manuel Noriega joke.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like if you didn't know
what the fucking Iran Contra was, you know?
What the fuck was like, there was, I'm like, I'm pretty
fucking versed in a lot of this.There was a couple that I'm
like, I don't know what the fuckthey're joking about.
Yeah, like the guy that shows upat the gym yelling at him, like,
I don't, I didn't know who that was.

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There was one guy I'm like, is this supposed to be Donald
Trump? No, like I don't think so.
Because it like he had the the the same hair and like he was
just known as a Jackass like in 1990.
I don't know if he was known as like a bloviating Jackass
though. Trump.
Yeah, no, he was. Yeah, he was just a.
Just a local New York Jackass. Yeah, no, he's the world's

(06:22):
Jackass. Sorry.
Anyway, yeah, I like Yeah, some of those jokes.
Those are the ones that don't really land.
Yeah, that's why I think like ifyou want to make like a time,
you have to make jokes timeless.If you want to make like a movie
like this work, you know that's.Why airplane is so good?
Yeah, I'm sure there's a couple of.
There's like a Moral Majority joke in the airplane that I

(06:43):
remember. Like OK, that one's hasn't aged
well, but like for the most parteverything is still hilarious
like. Everybody sniffs clue, you know
what I mean? Like.
Looks like a giant Tylenol. Yeah, next week, Morton Downey.
Junior. Yeah, that's like, yeah.
But in 1990, like, that would have been funny.

(07:06):
Yeah. Why?
I don't know. And also, like, took me like,
way longer than it should have to realize that Linda Blair's
name in this movie is Nancy. Yeah.
As a fucking nod to Reagan. Yeah, like motherfucker, like.
But it's not bad. It's not, it's not not bad.

(07:31):
Yeah, it's just. It's not the best joke.
But like, yeah. It's just a dumb, funny thing.
Yeah, I guess I'm being, I wish I'm being overly critical of the
comedy, I guess. Yeah.
I think, I think the problem is just like there is so much of it
and it's just so non-stop that like you get joke fatigue.

(07:53):
Yeah, like, give me an actual little bit of a story.
Like a little. We're in the horror a little bit
too. Like, yeah, you know, we get it.
Linda Blair was in The Exorcist.Like, let's throw some other
jokes in there, like, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, 'cause there's 123 like at least three pea soup

(08:13):
spit jokes. Yeah, it ends on a pea soup
spit. Sorry.
Yeah, boobs. It ends on a a pea soup joke.
Right. And I even remember sitting
there like, 'cause it like the one nerdy guy who makes, like, a
joke, you know, make asks the question and then like, oh, he
says, like, was that all bullshit or whatever?
Yeah. And then like, you just see him

(08:34):
get hit with a pea soup. I'm like, well, who did that?
Yeah, both of. Them.
And then, yeah, it turns back and yeah, both of them are
wiping their mouths, like, oh, right.
I guess like I'll give him a point for continuity there.
I guess That made me laugh too. Yep, the the lawn jockey.
The dwarf lawn jockey. I love seeing the ice skater
beating the shit out of the hockey player.

(08:55):
Yeah. Mascot Brideshead Revisited.
Yeah, like there's nonsense in this movie, but like, it's good.
It's like good nonsense. Yeah, all right, That was dumb
and that was funny. Brian said.
Yeah, I missed that the first time.
Did. You really?
Oh. Man, huh?

(09:22):
'Cause I will never tell you that this movie is a
masterpiece, but I think you throw it on every like five
years, get a chuckle, 'cause you're, you're like, you're like
naked gunned out or whatever. This movie was on a shit load on
early Comedy Central. Fuck yeah it was.
Yeah, I, I, I don't think I've ever actually seen it all the

(09:43):
way through until today, but I have seen like bits and pieces
of most of it. Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I I had seen this, yeah,
probably like 5 times on Comedy Central when I was a kid.
Yeah, and like, there were, there were parts that I like,
always remembered, like, you know, the, you know, oh, we've

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tried all the things the devil hates, you know, prayer, holy
water, sex, drugs, rock'n'roll, Rock'n'roll.
I hate rock'n'roll. Are these fucking guys doing the
spoof of? Jim and Jim and Faye.
Jim and Tammy Faye Baker, Yeah. This made me laugh to the Lakers

(10:26):
116, Celtics 112. Yeah, I mean, anything that
takes the piss out of fucking Jim Baker I'm all about.
Yeah, the religious swindlers. Yeah, Tammy Faye was not so bad.
Tammy like. There was a documentary on her a
couple years ago that was actually really good.
Not like a biopic too. Yeah, I think.

(10:47):
And a documentary, I think I yeah, the biopic was the one I
really. Loved.
Yeah. Like, I mean, she was involved,
but she wasn't like the master of mind behind all that shit.
She didn't really know that it was like the swindle that it
was. Yeah.
And then, you know, Jim Baker being a fucking, you know,
whatever the fuck he was. Swindling secretary, Banging

(11:08):
scumbag? Yeah, that's the one.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she was just high on cough
medicine, you know, and. Who isn't every now and again,
you know, and again, right. Yeah.
You know what I mean? Are you right now?
Yeah. Shouldn't have drank that whole
bottle of Nyquil before we recorded.
That was ill advised. What else?

(11:30):
Am I going to take my Benadryl with?
Let's see. Like I, I, I wish.
Yeah, like, again, like, all right, we get it.
Linda Blair was in the exercise.Like let's, you know, delve
deeper into some other jokes. Yeah, like they could have
touched on other horror movies, you know, like, yeah, sure,
focus mostly on The Exorcist, but then like scatter some stuff

(11:55):
and you know, like, I guess the way Scary Movie did with Scream,
you know, like it was, it was spoofing Scream.
But then there was like other shit.
But I don't know, just, yeah, I think I think a little more
diversity because like you get, if you think back to like

(12:21):
Airplane or Naked Gun or, you know, any of the other like
spoof shit that Liz Nielsen was like really known for, there it
was. It stuck to a genre and then
like worked around that, you know, you think like the Mel
Brooks stuff, you know, like. Oh God, yeah.
Yeah, like it was like, yeah, here's Robin Hood, but then

(12:44):
there's like moments of other things in it.
What you doing there guy? The like overlay won't go away.
It's annoying me now. I think you'll be all right.
Yeah, who gives a shit? Just don't look at it.
Hey Boots is in the chat. Boots, what's going on man?

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Thanks for coming by. On a on an irregular night.
Yes, we are nothing if not irregular.
We are, and as always, Monique is in the chat as well.
Oh, all right. Because she's supportive.
I'm like Arthur and it's awesome.

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Who I I assume we're getting back someday.
Yeah, Yeah. Whenever you know certain powers
that be relaxed, there's no immigrants rules, you can get
them back in the country again. Speaking of, you see Ices in
Troy Cohoes. I see, I saw they were in Cohoes
a couple days ago too. Anyway, yeah, that's not this

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show. Yeah, we're talking about
different monsters. That made me laugh.
That Acme Memorial Hospital. This.
Tire damage, yes. God damn it, this movie was
funny. Yeah, but yeah, you're expecting
the dumb like, oh, their tires are going to get shredded and
they. Get all these drop fucking tires
on them all. Right.
God damn it. Yeah, but like I said, like it

(14:10):
it you get joke fatigue after a certain amount of time, but.
Yeah, who is Arthur exactly this.
Is a fucking handicap. Damn it.
This movie is funny. It just does it like it runs its
course about 3/4 of the way through I think is what the
promise. Are you kidding off?

(14:37):
Did a convention with Linda Blair like God, probably like 10
years ago at this point. Oh, really?
You're super nice. Yeah.
Fucking doctor Finger to proctology please.
Oh my God. This is another dumb joke that
made me laugh. It might be the flu.

(14:58):
I've gotten a couple of cases ofit, and today there's a in the
background, there's a guy carrying cases.
There's a flu on it. Yeah, God damn it.
Yeah, yeah. But like I and I think the
problem is like all the really good jokes are early in the
movie. That's probably it.

(15:18):
It just runs out of steam, like,yeah, yeah.
So like if they kept up like this where it's like random
joke, random joke, random joke, it would have worked a lot
better because they wind up getting like so focused on the
exorcism part of it and like allthe goofy shit to do with the
devil that they lose sight of all like the silly dumb shit

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around it. Yeah.
All right. All the doctors with giant
goatees like the woman doctor. Oh, what were the doctors names
too? Oh, Crosby, Stills, Nash and

(16:03):
Young. Yeah, yeah, begrudgingly saying
this was funny. Uh huh.
Yeah. We're all stumped.
That's what like it kills me that like most people don't know
this movie and like, I don't know, it was just like a.

(16:26):
Like I guess it. Wasn't important to me, but like
it was funny enough for me as a kid to remember a lot of.
It yeah, and I guess like if youdidn't Jesus pardon.
Me, Christ. That's gonna earn a well, I
don't know if what's his name here.
What's his old? What's his balls?
Old. What's his balls anyway?

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If you weren't like, specifically one of those kids
who watched Comedy Central relentlessly, like in the early
90s, like, you know, you might have missed this.
It wasn't like, I don't rememberbeing on HBO or anything like
that. I don't remember seeing it
anywhere else other than Comedy Central.
So yeah, I don't know. I'm not going to hold it against
somebody if they've never seen it.

(17:12):
Yeah, it's not about holding it against anybody, but like I
don't think. There's that Oliver North.
Do you guys even look like Oliver North?
No. Do you remember when Oliver
North was on an episode of Celebrity Jeopardy?
No. Yeah.
That was the thing I'm. Old enough to fucking remember
the actual trial being on TV every day.

(17:33):
Yeah, I don't know, man. Like, yeah, it's, it's just,
it's one of Leslie Nielsen's, like, lesser known comedies.
Yeah, gonna be OK. Stay.
Yeah. Probably mental powers to hold
it in place. Yeah, OK.
Jean Grey. Yeah.

(17:55):
Hey, she's a telepathic, OK, Yeah.
Yeah, whatever. Where was I?
Who am I blacked out? Repossessed Comedy Central.
Yes. So yeah, I don't know, Like I
think it deserves a little more respect than it gets when and
the lack of respect is just nobody fucking knows it.

(18:16):
Yeah, Leslie Nielsen, you were saying he also, like he did fall
into that trap of just doing like these spoof movies.
Like he did this, he did Spy hard.
He did Dracula Dead and loving it.
You know, obviously Naked Gun. I'm probably forgetting one or
two in there. Yeah, not a spoof, but he did
like Mr. Magoo. Yeah, but that wasn't like of

(18:40):
that ilk. Like that was totally different.
I actually kind of like that as a kid too.
I get old enough to actually have liked real when I was a
kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we used.
To show it before the Pink Panther.
Yeah, that's. So old, yeah.

(19:03):
But. But but where are those
cartoons? God damn it.
They're gone. Like, kids don't have patience
for those cartoons anymore. But yeah, no, he yeah.
Leslie Nielsen just, like fell into the trap of like, I've had
success with this. I'm just this is what I'm going
to do. Yeah.

(19:25):
And it kind of sucks. It's like he he has.
The funniest thing about him in Airplane is that he's the
straight guy. Like he's the guy playing a dead
serious. You know where everybody else is
playing a jokey. Well, that's the thing with
Leslie Nielsen, like his strong suit is deadpan.
Yeah. Yeah, he was a dramatic actor
before. Like, you know, fucking airplane

(19:46):
like police story. Yeah, it was.
Yeah, it was. Police Story was the first like
comedy shit our. Crime.
Crime was a police. Police squad.
That's it. Yeah.
Police squad Crime Story was Dennis Farina.
Yeah. Which was also awesome when I
was a kid anyway. Right, because Naked Gun was
from the files of police squad. Yeah, yeah.

(20:07):
Which they showed those when we were in high school, when I was
in high school anyway, like fromlike, 'cause I just, I never
actually realized it was ATV show, even though it said like
from the files of police squad. I figured it was just like
another joke like. And then they started showing
those on Comedy Central, like when we were in high school.
I'm like Oh my God these are fucking hilarious.
Was it? I never actually watched it.
It's all like Naked Gun humor, like the one joke I always

(20:30):
remember like, but it was more like a like a 70s cop show
instead of like, you know, like a movie.
Oh, God, somebody was talking. Some might have been talking to
Frank and they're like, you know, I've got something to tell
you. I'll meet you in the Japanese
garden. And like, they go outside into
the Japanese garden and it's just Japanese people standing in

(20:50):
flower pots, like holding flowers.
Like he gets so dumb. But like, oh, fuck, I love it.
I love it so much. That's really dumb.
Yeah. I mean like, I don't know, I
mean, there is no substance to this movie.

(21:10):
Oh, not at all. It's all just frosting.
The special effects are not good.
Makeup is not good. Like it's passable.
It's fine. I.
Mean the only real makeup is like Linda Blair.
Like, you know, when she's possessed.
Yeah, that they had one job. It's not that good.
Yeah. I don't know, man, you just got

(21:32):
to you got to be in this one forthe retro and the fun.
I think like if you love The Exorcist and you like I.
Just love dumb comedy and you. Yeah, and you love dumb comedy
Like it's, it's, you know, chocolate and peanut butter.
It's just, you know, it's just kind of crappy peanut butter is
all. Yeah, it's like that knock off
fucking Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

(21:54):
You get like an Easter basket. Like for me, like, you know the
fuck is a Neese's peanut butter fucking bar nieces, Yeah.
Yeah, it's fine. But like, I mean, that's The
thing is like you're going to, you're going to war with
yourself over like that was a funny joke.

(22:15):
That was a terrible joke. That was a funny joke.
That was garbage. Yeah.
And you just need I think it hasmore funny than trash in terms
of jokes, but that's me. Like maybe it's just hitting a
piece of my sense of humor more than somebody else's, but like,
you got to give it a shot. Yeah.

(22:35):
Yeah. Especially if you're a a fucking
fan of horror and I think. We're just a fan of spoof movies
again, Like, yeah. You know, yeah, a fucking
certificate of exorcism. It's signed by the Pope.
You have anything else to say about it?

(22:58):
The training montage with fucking Leslie Nielsen where
he's at the gym. Oh yeah, God.
That's so dumb. It's so.
Funny, Yeah. I you know what I'm going to
tell you right now? I love the musical number where
they're saying in Devil in a Blue Dress.
I fucking love it. I.
Love it. And he's got like, it's like the

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Pope and like, like a, like a Hasidic Jew on base, you know,
Like, yeah. It's great.
It's a good song. All right, let's let's throw
some ratings on this. I think I might have to do a
multi scale on this one. Yeah, Oh yeah, we are pretty

(23:40):
quiet, aren't we? What's up?
Oh, our mics are quiet. Oh, yeah, We're not like, huh.
All right, We're on it. We're on it.
We're on it. Yeah.
Do we maybe need to turn up the?Well, the board maybe let me go
look. Wait.

(24:01):
One minute. Yeah.
I just, I don't know what any ofthat board does.
Oh no. I know what the power switch
does. That's about it.
Pardon me, Sir. Yeah, let's see.
All right, so while you're doingthat, I'll.
I'll do my rating, OK? If I'm going movie ass movie,

(24:22):
like, you know, horror movie, monster movie, you know, our in
our wheelhouse movies, I can't go high on it because there
isn't really much to it. The story's not great.
It's just all spoof. It's just joke after joke after
joke. So if I'm going movie ass movie,
I'm going to go with like a four.

(24:44):
You know, I it's just it's it's it's it's got its moments, but
it's not like a stand out spoof comedy in a world of like
airplane and and like hot shots.This one.
I think it's just it's going to like fall through the cracks.
If we're going like nostalgia and like just dumb comedy, I'll

(25:05):
go like give it a six. I'll go 6 again, not stellar.
But there are like I you know, Ikeep admitting like, OK, this
made me laugh. This made me laugh.
So like, I guess I am being a little bit harsh on it.
I wish it would, you know, spread the jokes out a little
more other than just are we, oh,you know, what is the main

(25:32):
system volume down Is maybe thatwhy?
Nope, It's all the way up sound settings.
So, yeah, if it if it did other jokes other than like Exorcist
jokes, like especially at this point in time where we're not

(25:53):
overly saturated with them, likecheap, you know, spoof comedies
like this would have been like something ground breaking.
But that's I think that's why itdoesn't get as much acclaim as
it did other, you know, types ofmovies like this.
I am filling space while Nick works on the.

(26:13):
Oh, we're up a little higher now.
Yeah. Yeah.
What was it? The channel thing?
I don't know, I didn't really change.
Anything all right? Cool the fucking fun of the joy
the. Joy of working with audio
equipment that you just buy. Yeah, learning on the fly.

(26:38):
Yes, yes. So what you gave it a four as a
movie ass movie? Yeah.
And then like, a six is like a, you know, comedy, like
nostalgia, like. OK, Yeah, yeah, it's a movie ass
movie, maybe like a five Yeah, Ithink A5 for a movie ass movie,

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but like a a throwback Y spoof comedy six Yeah, yeah.
I just wish it did a few, like Isaid, just for like a couple of
jokes. Spend a little bit more time in
the writers room. Yeah, I don't know if they were
rushed or whatever, they just wrote a bunch of jokes and.
Like almost sense that it was just like, it's like they've

(27:23):
been in the room for like 12 hours, you know?
Like, yeah, we need a joke. Fuck it, let's just use this
joke. I'm tired.
Let's go home. Like that's exactly what the
fuck it was. If that is, yeah, like the I'll
make the film break like that's dumb.
Like I don't need you breaking the 4th wall like that.

(27:44):
Yeah, never mind a feather, we'll use the whole chicken.
Yeah, we'll just use the whole chicken.
That was a terrible joke followed by great joke.
Yeah, yeah, man, Leslie Nielsen was awesome.
Yeah. He really, really was.

(28:04):
Yeah. Oh man, I forgot how fucking how
much I loved him. No, actually, you know what?
I didn't forget how much I lovedhim.
I just, I just needed that refresher to be like, Oh yeah,
it really is that good? He really is that good.
Anybody else sleeping with the captain's wife?

(28:25):
God damn it, Are you ready for trivia?
Yeah, let's do some trivia. All right, go hit that button.
Oh yeah it's right. Fuck

(28:49):
When the fuck did that get moved?
I don't know. Yeah, it wasn't me.
I don't know who did it, but I know who the fuck didn't do it.
It was. Probably me, I just don't
remember when. Probably, yeah, All right.
Repossessed trivia Linda Blair has shared that she thoroughly

(29:11):
enjoyed the making of this film.She added that she experienced a
lot of stress making The Exorcist and appreciated getting
the opportunity to spoof it. That's not good for her.
I probably, like, brought some shit to closure too, like being
a kid, like working on that typeof movie.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially all the the crazy
shit that was in it. Her being put in the hands of a

(29:32):
serial killer and trivia just blew my eardrums.
Oh, sorry. You want it louder, OK.
Are the mics louder? When the producers first came to
Linda Blair with the script, shesaid it would only work with
someone like Leslie Nielsen, andthe producers signed him up

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three days later. All right, so she knows what the
fuck she's talking about. Say, right now, there's really
not that much trivia here. All right, yeah, I probably
going to blow through the betterknow we've got.
We've got one stars, baby. Oh.
That's right. Favorite new segment?

(30:18):
Let's see here, this was released.
It's the same, God damn it. This was released a month after
The Exorcist 3. You know, one of Jeffrey
Dahmer's favorite movies. All right, which I I like The
Exorcist 3 but like I don't understand the hype.
There's one scene in that movie that really scared the shit out

(30:39):
of me, like, and that's really about it.
The the the hallway scene, yeah.Yeah, yeah, like there's cool
shit in it, like for sure, but like, it ain't it dawg.
It's OG or nothing in The Exorcist.
Oh, I'm sorry. After seeing an early cut of the

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film, Leslie Nielsen insisted more fart jokes be added to the
post production. This is why the film opens with
a loud fart. And if we know nothing of Leslie
Nielsen, the man loves farts. What the fuck is going on with
her sound? Yeah, I I don't know what to
tell you. It looks higher, like the sound
bar goes higher on our end. I can get closer on Mike.

(31:24):
Maybe they are, Who knows? Weird.
Probably some setting that we don't know about.
It looked at wrong and it changed itself.
Let's see here and then in The Exorcist from 1973, Linda Blair

(31:47):
played a girl named Reagan in this movie, her name is Nancy.
Reference to first lady Nancy Reagan Say no to drugs the.
Throat goat looking up folks. Gross.
Oh, we're at the wrong camera thing.
Now hold on. Oh, you know what?

(32:11):
What? So as to not play the trivia
thing again, I'm just going to do it manually.
There we go. Hey, it's me.
Much better. Is it?

(32:32):
Yeah, it's working, isn't? It yes you ready for one star
reviews? Let's do some one star.
I don't know Boots, I can't hearyou on your end, so maybe there
is speaking problems on your endsmart ass.
Yes, we are ready for the 11 star reviews.
All right, as funny as Ebola, Leslie Nielsen's career since he

(32:55):
appeared in Airplane has pretty much has been pretty much a
reprise of the same types of zany movies again and again and
again. But the quality of these films
varies so drastically it's obvious he will whore out his
talent for a buck. For every Naked Gun movie,
there's crap like Repossessed orMr. Mcgoo.

(33:17):
Mr. Mcgoo was fine. That was a movie for kids.
You tell me the Naked Gun isn't fucking amazing.
Like, yeah, yeah, that's post airplane Jackass.
Well, that's what he said. For every Naked Gun, there's
crap like Repossessed for Mr. Mcgoo.
Yeah, yeah. Whatever he's he's an idiot.
That's what I'm trying to say. I sure wish he were more

(33:37):
selective in what he did. Does he really need the money
that badly? He might probably.
You don't know. Yeah.
You think he's making tons of money off of fucking doing one
movie every fucking five years? Yeah.
Yeah, You know, all right. It took me 25 years to pluck up
the courage to watch Repossessedagain.

(34:00):
My original viewing of Repossessed back in 1990.
Yes, I was one of those who stupidly paid to see this
garbage at the cinema was an experience far more disturbing
than my first viewing of The Exorcist, the film that sets out
to spoof in parentheses only 17 years too late.
Leslie Nielsen's desperately unfunny antics and Linda Blair

(34:23):
besmirching her own legacy proved far more difficult to
endure than anything in William Freakins 1973 horror classic.
This guy's a snob. Yeah, you're a snob, Exactly.
Yeah, you're not going to like, use words like besmirch her
legacy 'cause she's spoofing herself if you're not up your
own ass. Besmirch her leg?

(34:44):
Other than the exorcist? What, like The Exorcist 2, is
that her legacy? Like, is that, is that a better
movie than Repossessed? Yeah, no, seriously.
What I mean like, what else was she really known for?
Exorcist. Exorcist 2 Repossessed She.
Shows up for a second and scream.
And like the fucking What was that like?

(35:11):
It was like a beyond Belief factor fiction type show that
she hosted. What the fuck was that?
It was something like more supernatural.
Yeah, again, not to shit on her 'cause she she was super, super
nice. But yeah, I mean like that,
yeah. She's just not like super well
known for being anything other than Reagan.

(35:33):
Yeah, yeah. Let's see here.
Just not funny. Written and directed by Bob
Logan, this comedy spoof of The Exorcist is an extremely lame
attempt at Zucker Abraham Zuckertop secret flying high hilarity.
The plot is awful and manages toraise about two laughs.

(35:56):
I will confess I have not seen The Exorcist, though I don't see
how this would have helped because you would understand
some of the jokes a little better.
Leslie Nielsen played Father MayI, while Linda Blair took the
opportunity to send herself sendherself up as the possessed
person in question. It's a weird way to word that

(36:17):
also starred the talented Ned Beatty, who has been infinitely
better than this. Yes, but also I liked his
portrayal of the character in this.
Yeah, like, Ned Beatty's fuckingawesome.
Yeah, like super awesome in everything he's in, repossessed
his utter garbage, and I refusedto write anything more for fear

(36:39):
people may get the impression that it gave the film serious
thought. Also, you're up your own ass.
Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, yeah.
Like I don't here's the thing for me, like you can not like a
movie, right? Like you, you, you can watch a
thing and be like, I thought this was trash.

(37:00):
I don't like it. It's not for me.
But then also, you can not be just like so fucking smug and
think like, this movie is beneath me, you know, like.
Yeah, especially if you're someone who hasn't ever, like,
created fucking something other than a shitty review, like, you
know, like, yeah, no, like I, I get it.

(37:22):
I try like, I get the like appeal of like shitting on
something because we shit on things all the time.
Yeah, we do. Yeah, but like.
We don't say we don't. Well, I hope we don't give the
impression that something is beneath us to watch.
Like, you know, like, we'll tellyou like, straight out.
Like, I didn't like it and I didn't like it for this, this
and this. Yeah, yeah.
I'm not just going to shit on itlike Willy nilly for for laughs

(37:42):
and fucking, you know? Yeah, let's see here, and then
we're going to move on to our final one Star review.
Boring to tears. Don't waste your precious time
on this. If you have nothing to do.
Take a nap, wash your car, talk to the walls.
But don't rent this movie. It won't make you laugh.

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It can't make you smile. It's lousy from beginning to
end. Mr. Nielsen should know when to
stop. If you can't resist, you'll find
yourself throwing up like Linda Blair.
You're not funny. Yeah, it like, I'm sorry, but
like, as someone who didn't likelove this movie, like it wasn't
that bad. It wasn't the worst thing I've
ever fucking seen in my life. Jesus Christ, no.

(38:25):
Yeah, like just take it for whatit is.
It's something dumb. Like, yeah, if you get a laugh
or two out of it. Were you going into this
expecting highbrow comedy? Yeah.
No, it's a fucking Leslie Nielsen joint.
Yeah, that's a cycle Naked Gun joke, but it made me laugh too.

(38:47):
Or just punches the woman in theface, Yeah.
That and Monique is right here. Like you laugh probably quote
too much at this movie. It's doing something right, you
know, like it's not it's not firing on all cylinders all the
time, but like you're laughing at like the the success of the

(39:10):
jokes and how dumb the jokes are.
So like you're you're winning either way.
But anyway, that's that's one star reviews.
All right, you want to move on. Let us move on, let me kill this
beer, and then we'll move on. All right, turn your volume
down. Turn my volume down.

(39:31):
Oh. People at home watching.
Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, 'cause it might, it might
get rowdy. We're going.
To blast the bumper. I know you.
I knew I. Knew you.
I knew I knew you. I was you.
And. You that is a.
That is a good point. It hits when it hits.
Yeah, yeah. Like I, I'm not.

(39:53):
There are movies we've watched here where, like, I've been
genuinely upset that I spent thetime watching the movie.
Yeah, this wasn't one of them. For sure now.
Yeah, like, I don't know there'sa problem here.
Yes, you're the problem. Yeah, and I loved the fucking

(40:14):
like one of my favorite jokes though, was when they first get
to the church and it's oh, what the fuck is the name of the
church? Our Our Lady of the evening
church? And there's the express lane for
eight sins or less. Our Lady of the evening.
There we go again. Pardon me.

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Let's start off as we always do,with the director, Bob Logan.
I really don't think he's he like known for much else He
wrote and I believe directed Meatballs 4 wrote this movie.

(40:54):
I have his writing credits up for one reason. 67 episodes of
the 80s Dennis the Menace. I watched the shit out of that
one, yeah. He wrote 65 episodes of the
Ghostbusters cartoon, but. That's not the good one.
Exactly not the good one. It is not the beloved, you know,
the real Ghostbusters. It is the Funimation

(41:16):
Ghostbusters that was out at thesame time just cashing out,
cashing in on the name with likea a dude who was just.
Like a nothing to do with the Ghostbusters.
Yeah, like there was a guy who was a complete RIP off of Dan
Aykroyd. There was like another, like,
lanky dude. There was a gorilla and like, a
flying talking car. Yeah.

(41:38):
Yeah, he did direct an episode of The Fuck Boat.
The Fuck Boat Boat. We haven't used that one in a
long time. Yeah, other than that.
How much not? Much that's just his writing
stuff, sorry. Although I did see Popple's

(41:59):
credit I. Don't even know what that is.
Oh. That was an 80s cartoon.
Oh yeah, I know. As far as what he's directed,
yeah, meatballs four and this are probably the biggest one.
Damn Meatballs 4 is not it. Yeah.
Up next, we have * Leslie Nielsen, who I believe we have

(42:19):
talked about before. Have we?
I think so. I don't remember what it is, but
we'll we'll obviously hit it. When did he die?
2010? He's been dead 15 years, as has
Greg Giraldo, who was just watching The Dark Side of Comedy
about him. That's weird.
He's been dead 15 years. As far as what he is most known

(42:42):
for, it's probably a tie betweenThe Naked Gun and Airplane.
Yeah, two comedy. One episode of MASH.
Yeah, 2 absolute comedy classics.
Like if you are a comedy writer,a comedian in any way.
And you want to do goofball comedy?
Yeah, I'm sure you are familiar with Airplane.

(43:08):
Yeah. I mean, I, I I've seen that
movie way more times than I can count.
Yeah. He was in Stan Helsing.
That was another like spoof movie.
It's 2009, can that just not exist?
Aw. Man.
Slap Shot 3. The Junior League, 2008.
I I I've never even watched the second one out of just fear.

(43:33):
Yeah, that it would like there. There is no slap shot 2 and 3.
Yeah. No, it's just just one another.
One of those spoof movies. He was in Superhero movie 2008.
He's in Scary Movie. Four, 2006 Donner.
Is now snoring. He.

(43:54):
Heard me say his name, so he stopped.
It's a Scary Movie 3 as well. Santa Who 2. 1001 a space
travesty. It's got to be another spoof it
for sure. Is it?
No, due South, yeah. Mr. Magoo.

(44:15):
Leslie Nielsen's Stupid Little Golf.
Video Spy. Hard that movie did.
Make me laugh a couple of times.I still have never seen Dracula
dead and loving it. Really.
Yeah, we'll get to it. I.
Know oh. For sure, yeah.
Of course, the Naked Gun. Movies, yeah.
He's in Surf Ninjas. Oh shit, yeah, he was the bad

(44:38):
guy. In Surf Ninjas he has a robot
hand I have not seen. That in a long time.
It's 2 episodes of Who's the Boss, an episode of Hwy. to
Heaven. Oh oh shit, he is in two
episodes of Murder She Wrote. Oh, it's been a while since we

(45:03):
got that one too. Yeah, although we hit the, Yeah,
we did Everett like last week. Yeah, never mind.
Anything else notable before that?
Police squad, of course. Only 6 episodes of that.
Oh, that's right, Creepshow. That's.
That's what we talked about it before Creepshow.
No, because we. Did creepshow too?

(45:23):
No. We did both creepshows.
I know it positive what we did. I don't think so.
I'm pretty sure we only did Creepshow 1 Audience.
Yeah, he's in. Creepshow one bro or two 'cause
we did. The the one with the chief
wooden head and the the like theswamp goo.
That was true. I think you're right.

(45:44):
You are you. You might be correct, pretty
sure. Shit, you're right.
I thought we. Did them?
I thought we did both of them. I don't believe so.
God damn it, yeah. We can, yeah.
We'll get there. There was an awesome creepshow

(46:08):
shirt on T villain today. Oh really?
I'm going to see if I can pull. That up.
While I also do my segment, he was in an episode of 227 in
1985, which was a like a black sitcom.
Yeah. Was he the landlord or
something? Other than that, a fucking

(46:33):
airplane is 45 years old. 1980 Jesus.
Christ, that is. Gross.
Let's see Fantasy Island using 3episodes of that he has been in.
Three episodes. Of the fuck boat.
Oh, he was fucking on the high seas.

(46:54):
He has fucked thrice. Upon the high seas we.
Could probably move on from there like I'm.
He's in Viva Knievel 1977. God damn.
Yeah, that's the shirt for today.

(47:15):
Oh, that's sick. Yeah.
All right, we're going to move on.
He's an episode of two episodes of Colombo.
Actually, he's in Kung Fu for 4 episodes.
What? Fuck police surgeon.
Hawaii 5. O, that was a joke in here.
That is like a thing. That was a real thing.

(47:37):
When they're at the the TV network with the televangelists,
the new, the new, the new. One of them was the new Hawaii
5. O yeah, like that's a real
thing. Yeah, 1 episode of.
MASH Colonel Buzz Brighton. It's an episode of the Mod.
Squad in. 1972. Bearcats actually 2 episodes.

(48:01):
Sorry of night. Gallery.
All right. Oh, Gunsmoke.
Oh yeah, Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna move on.
We get back. Once you get into the Westerns
on television, it's time to moveon.
Time to go, Linda. Blair is up next.
She, of course, is most well known for The Exorcist.

(48:23):
She revived that character in the last Exorcist movie.
Completely, completely unneeded.Yeah.
I didn't hate that movie as muchas.
Everybody else seems to have. I didn't hate it, but like they.
Didn't do anything. They they spread the plot way
too thin to accommodate way too many characters, and you just
didn't give a fuck. Yeah, like that's really it.

(48:45):
You didn't give a fuck. I mean aside.
From that like S Club 7 she's inlike.
Several S Club 7. Things.
She was a voice in an episode ofthe animated Godzilla series.
That was 1999. Again.
She shows up for a moment in Scream in 1996.

(49:05):
Other than that. An episode of Perry No excuse
me, ATV movie of Perry Mason, 1992.
An episode of Married with Children, also in 92.
I eat a many. She like 1 of Peggy's family.
It has to be, yeah. King Kong Bundy.
Was her dad her cousin? I think she's in an episode of

(49:30):
the Monsters anthology series. I used to go back for that
because I. Don't recall that being a thing
I do when I was a kid. I remember like getting.
Scared at a couple of episodes. I would like to rewatch that.
Yeah, she's oh. She also in 1985 was in Murder
She Wrote 1983 shamed heat believe that's a.

(50:02):
Women in prison. Movie.
I think we've seen that title. Before she also.
Rode the fuck boat. Yeah, 1982.
How about the Ant fantasy? Island that damn.
Again, she's in. The Exorcist 1 and 2 Yep Yep,
this movie is a. Exorcist 2 is.

(50:22):
A 3.8 Hold on, I am curious. We went past it.
No, this is like a four point 4.8.
Yeah, so there. You go yeah Exorcist 2 is trash.
Yeah, she's in the airport in 1970. 5 Which ironically 1974
they were predicting the future man.

(50:43):
OK, The Exorcist was 19. 73, that was her 4th role, yeah.
Up next, Ned Beatty. Another absolute legend.
God, what would he be most knownfor?
Well, for just being in like, Deliverance, I think.
Deliverance. Superman.

(51:05):
Otisburg, I still quote that. Every now and again.
He was in Rango 2011, Toy Story 3.
Have you gotten around to watching Rango yet?
No, he's the evil. Son of a bitch bear in Toy Story
3, right? Evil son of a bitch bear.
He is an evil. Son of a bitch.

(51:25):
And he's. Yeah, that's the movie that
Kevin Smith called Schindler's Toy Box.
Jesus Christ. It's depressing as.
Fuck, hey, we're toys and we're all about to die.

(51:46):
Let's just accept it. He's the movie.
Shooter which? Against All Odds is a good
movie. Fuck.
Oh, the. Fucking Mark Wahlberg.
Mark Wahlberg. Yeah, I like it.
It is a. Good movie.
Yeah, I watched it again recently.
Like, fuck, this actually holds up.
Yeah, let's see. He's in something called.

(52:12):
Thunderpants in 2002. You get.
Those after eating a Taco Bell. Hey.
Oh, he of course is in. He got game in 1998, of course.
And Life with Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence.
That movie's hilarious. Apparently Ned Beatty's got a

(52:36):
huge crossover in black cinema as well.
Like fucking the man appeals to all like demographics.
Streets of Laredo, it was ATV miniseries 1995.
Homicide, Life on the Streets, 33 episodes of that.
That was another, like, procedural cop show.

(52:58):
Yeah. After Midnight.
Good. I've never seen a single
episode, never seen a single episode of Homicide, never seen
a single episode of Law and Order.
I want to say Homicide Life. On the Street is actually based
on a book called Homicide and it's a like a, you know, like a
Mindhunter kind of book, you know, like a guy telling stories

(53:19):
of him being on the police forcefrom being in it's like.
Baltimore, isn't it? Yeah, yeah.
It's Baltimore. Yeah, no, I, I've.
Never seen like most of those procedurals although NYPD.
Blue I did watch for. Some reason.
Well, nudity. That's yeah, yeah, yeah.
See. What's his name?
Dennis Franz's ass. Irresistible to teenagers.

(53:42):
I don't know. What's worse is Aster's face.
He was in the movie Rudy in 1993as one of those.
Oh, yeah. Please, Dad.
Yeah. Inspirational.
Sports movies. Yeah, which a complete.
Fucking fabrication and a lie. Yeah, I I'd assume so.
Yeah, let's see, he's in the 1990 Captain America movie,

(54:08):
which is not great. No, repossessed.
He's an episode of It's Garry Shandling Show playing himself
1990. Yeah, I.
Dude, I'm going to say it's, it's got to be Deliverance is

(54:28):
like his big thing probably, which is unfortunate.
Because it's so far. Back Oh, he's in Back to school
in 19. 86 He's Dean Martin. He's an episode of Alfred
Hitchcock. Presents Oh my God, we have a
hat trick of murder, She wrote. It's.

(54:50):
Been a while since we've had a hat.
Trick. Yeah.
Oh, he's in the toy in. 1982 I watched that movie a lot when I
was a kid with Richard Pryor I you know what I don't think
I've. Actually seen that one, or maybe
I saw it like pieces of it. There is no way it's going to
be. It's going to hold up or be good
in any way if you watch it now, but I I fucking loved it when I

(55:11):
was a kid. I thought it was hilarious.
That one of the reasons why I like ended up getting into stand
up comedy. Probably watching Richard Pryor
and the Toy. Of course, Superman 1.
And two, which are both fucking amazing movies.

(55:32):
He's in the Steven Spielberg misfire in 1941.
I've tried watching that. It's just not enjoyable.
It's just like a. World War 2, like it's supposed
to be a comedy, but it's just like.
Not good. Yeah, Anything else?

(55:53):
Exodus 2. Yeah, he is in, I said.
He wasn't going to say worth. Mentioning no, no, he's in.
The streets of San Francisco. With Michael Douglas, Rockford
Files. He's in the Movie Network 1976
Gator With Burt Reynolds, An episode of MASH.
Hell yeah. Gunsmoke, of course.

(56:17):
Yep, Yep, Yep. I think I might make a new rule.
Once we hit Gunsmoke, we're done.
We're done. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Gunsmoke. Moving.
On Anthony Stark played the younger priest in this movie he
is in a couple of things probably worth mentioning.

(56:38):
He's in License to Kill 1989 James Bond movie.
Recently he was in a couple of episodes of that 911 show on it
was originally on Fox, might be on ABC now.
Do you remember like? Emergency 911.
Rescue 91. Rescue 911.
Yeah. With William Shatner, Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I. Watched the shit out of that.

(57:01):
Same here. A man.
He's mowing his lawn. Drunk passes out.
His neighbor notices, calls 911.Yeah, why?
Why? Would why do we need that?
But I did. I needed it.
I forgot that I switched. Beverages.
And I was expecting beer that wasn't it's Mountain Dew.
Baja. Blast 0 Baja.

(57:23):
Blast. Again, Taco Bell.
Baja Blast. Baja Blast.
Is just Mountain Dew. Blue Powerade.
Get over it. It sucks.
He was in an episode of. Mad Men in 2015, again, I tried,
couldn't get into it. Castle, He's an episode of that

(57:44):
2013. It's a good show.
CSI, Original, Flavour House, ERand CIS.
So he's hitting all those big TVlike network TV shows, Burn
Notice, Nip Tucks, even the cable shows Prison Break,
Crossing, Jordan, Angel, Charmed, Boston Public.

(58:11):
There's one reason I saved. Him.
He is. He's an episode of The
Adventures of Briscoe County Junior, but after that, he is an
episode of Seinfeld that is likeone of the most memorable.
Like he is one of the most memorable characters.
Yeah. In that whole series.
His name is Jimmy, and he only talks about himself in the third

(58:32):
person, and they don't realize it until like halfway through
the episode. I feel like I remember that
episode. Jimmy likes to, wants to.
Ask Elaine out. That's the end.
George ends up talking like Jimmy.
George likes his chicken spicy. Yes, yes, I do remember that.

(58:54):
That's one. That's an episode that would.
Never get made today because it revolves around like, Elaine is
working with, like, this charityto put on a benefit for, like,
the mentally disabled. And like, Mel Tormé is singing
at the event. And like the Mel Tormé meets

(59:14):
Kramer and like Kramer gets likehe was the dentist to get like,
yeah, like his mouth is. Numb.
Yeah, his mouth is numb and he meets.
Mel Tormé, like he's drooling onhimself and talking weird.
So Mel Tormé thinks he's mentally challenged like it's.
Oh, God. Oh anyway, yeah, I don't know if

(59:36):
he's still. Awake but hi, Harrison.
We're going to move on. Tom Sharp was Nancy's husband in
this. My thing is going batshit.
Batshit, you say? Yes, he.

(59:56):
Shows up here and. There, he's in six episodes of
Home Improvement. Jeff Taylor.
I don't know if he's supposed tobe.
Tim Allen's brother in that or whatever, yeah.
He's in the movie. Spy Hard with Leslie Nielsen.
This is why I saved him. This motherfucker's all over
like ABC. He's in six episodes of Home
Improvement, 3 episodes of Family Matters, 9 episodes of

(01:00:18):
Dinosaurs. Hell Yeah.
He's also on NBCS and two episodes of Empty Nest.
Get a Life on Fox, which we mentioned a couple of weeks ago.
It's the weird ass Chris Elliottseries.
He's an episode of. Matlock So we had we had two.
Points I don't think we get. More than that than the the pent

(01:00:40):
Everett head of the Class 227, shows up again.
It's in Heartbreak Ridge with Clint Eastwood, The Golden
Girls. It's a living riptide, facts of
life. So this guy's all over in
network TV. His first role is body heat in
1981. Up next, Lana Schwab.

(01:01:01):
She was the Tammy Faye knock offcharacter.
Oh yeah. Yeah.
She was in the Bridges of Madison County in 95 with Clint
Eastwood and Meryl Streep. That's the reason I.
Saved her quantum leap. Monsters today.
Gross. The 90s reboot.
Of the monsters, she's in two episodes of Married with

(01:01:24):
Children. Oh.
That's why I saved her. She is also in an episode of
Mariners. She rode.
Yeah, we're losing the enthusiast.
Yeah, once you have the four piece.
It's, you know, we get it. We get it.
Simon and Simon. Is that the only reason?
Yeah. Oh, she's in a segment in
Twilight Zone the movie. I know what one she's not in.

(01:01:48):
Oh. Yeah, 'cause she's still, she
was alive anyway. I think she is still alive.
Definitely wasn't in the one with the helicopter.
Pew Pew Pew fart. Benj Thal, which sounds like
don't if your name is Benjamin. Don't go by Benj Benj Thal
sounds like a game. Of Thrones character.

(01:02:09):
Fucking like a shitty one, yeah,like one of the lower like.
Starks like a rat. Yeah, like fucking.
Rat fourth or fifth cousin? Benj Thal Stark.
Yeah, he's crashing in our fucking hay storehouse.
We can't get rid of him. Who did he play in this movie?
I I have no. Fucking clue.

(01:02:30):
Oh, let's see, there's got to bea reason I saved him.
He's in the Puppet Masters in 90.
Four, There was a remake of like, Body Snatchers.
Drexel's Class. Oh, he was.
Ned Aglin he was. The the kid.
He was Nancy's kid, yeah. He was in this TV movie The

(01:02:51):
Haunted, which I've mentioned a couple times.
It was like about a family that,like, moves into a haunted
house. And it was actually kind of
scary. Oh, really?
It was 1991. It was on Fox.
Up next, a blank screen. Yeah.
Dove Delos. Dove, Delos.

(01:03:12):
That is a a tongue. Twister only has 2 credits, this
movie and her other credit, Moonwalker, the Michael Jackson
movie. I mean, if you got to have two.
These are the two to have. That is a weird.
Ass movie yeah I love it I mean I'm.
Saying that. Even though, like considering
Michael, you know, it's a Michael Jackson project.

(01:03:33):
It's weird even for Michael Jackson.
Hey, Michael, how are you going to get at us?
I don't know. I'll turn into a spaceship.
Go far away. How are you going?
To. Fight Drug.
Dealing Joe Pesci, I'm going to turn into a robot.
OK, Melissa, but he turns into ayes, he turns.
Into a robot, then he turns intoa fucking spaceship at the end.

(01:03:56):
And just flies away. Bye, Michael.
Yeah. Kids get inside.
Me. How did we miss?
It. How did we miss it?
Because we love Michael. Jackson.
I don't care. There is no.
Actual. Evidence that he fingered

(01:04:18):
children. There's just convincing
statements from children. Very convincing.
Statements and corroborative Evidence No.
No corroborative evidence, sorry.
Sorry. Fucking circumstantial evidence.
Yeah, right buddy. Toddler came.
Over to defend Michael Jackson. Hell yeah, dude.

(01:04:43):
The King of Pop. Melissa Moore.
Was in something called Juicy Licks volume 14.
Yeah, but. Also samurai cop two.
Yes, she is now. In two movies that have been
covered on shows on this networkbecause she is also in Samurai
Cop One, which we did on the defense stream.
So bad. Yeah, that was.
Not good. Yeah, she was in a movie.

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Well, hold on. Yeah.
The first. 1 was bad. But like, not on purpose.
Yeah, yeah, the second one was bad.
On purpose and you know. How I know?
Because I got Tommy Wiseau to bethe bad guy.
Oh God. Yeah.
She was in a movie in 1993 that I was very familiar with when it

(01:05:25):
came out. Really.
Yeah. Called Angel Fist.
Is it a martial arts movie? It was a.
Thursday night Prime movie on. HBO And it was about, yeah, two
sexy karate sisters. I do remember a topless fight.
Yeah. I was 14 at the time, so I loved
this movie. I'm going to have to go watch it

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again later, quite frankly. Get that?
Nostalgia hit. That's it.
Yeah, sure. I I mentioned.
Samurai comp Oh, vampire cop Yeah, she's getting.
All the genre cops, yeah. Vampire cop Vice Academy.
So, you know, not just cops but like cadets.

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Also Sorority House Massacre 2, Caged Fury.
So we have Change Heat and cagedFury.
Very familiar with that movie aswell in my teen years.
Is that a women's prison movie too?
Oh. Yes, it is.
What was with that? I was.
I was interested in being a. Criminal justice major.

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Yeah, Yeah. Willie Garson is in this movie.
He is most well known for being on Sex and the City.
He is what's her name's like, gay friend.
He shows up in a lot of other stuff, too.
He used a voice in a couple episodes of that Big Mouth show,
which ran out of steam like probably like three seasons ago,

(01:06:50):
yet keeps on going and has spin offs and.
Yeah, I have not seen a single. Episode, it's very like.
Raunchy. And I say that as somebody who's
easily, like, offended, althoughthat sounded like the most
fucking Who was somebody who's usually offended?
Gross. Douchebag.

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He said three episodes of the Supergirl TV show from a couple
years back. I don't really think we need to
go. On from here.
We've been talking an hour and 20 minutes almost already.
We definitely don't need to fucking go on from here.
Last stop is Murray Langston. I only saved him because he was
the unknown comic fucking from the Gong Show.

(01:07:33):
The comic with the paper bag on his head.
Oh, I never watched the Gong Show.
I fucking it. Was over before my time man.
It was over before my time, but.USA showed the shit out of
reruns when I was a kid, so I watched.
There was there was a point in time when The Gong Show was
probably my favorite show. Really.
Like I watched the shit out of that.
He shows up in the movie that issupposedly about Chuck Barris's

(01:07:56):
life, Confessions of a DangerousMind, which I fucking love.
Yeah, it is an amazing movie. Sam Rockwell plays Chuck Barris.
He was the host of The Gong Show.
Right. And there was like big
controversy about him, like, I can't remember.
What it was, though, it was likethere was.
Like later in his life, he. Claims he worked for the CIA and

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that was all a front. That's what that movie's about.
It's it's a fucking God damn it.Like I was just looking for the
next book I'm going to read. I'm pretty sure that's based on
a book. Well, it's based on his book, so
I'm going to have to read that next.
Yeah, I, I, I it's only got A7. Point O, but I I rate it higher

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than that. George Clooney directed it.
It's really fucking good. OK, Clooney's in it.
Julia Roberts is in it. I forget who else, but it's it.
Thumbs up. Yeah.
Yeah, No, it's the only. The other last thing I had was
just the unknown comic. So yeah, that'll do it for the

(01:09:01):
better. Known as Out of the crapshoot.
Whee. You're right.
In the way, aren't you, buddy? Yeah.
Yep, Yep. Who?
I think we both have shit. To, to fucking talk about yeah,
yeah, I, I, I saw your thing last night.

(01:09:24):
Like that's probably the biggestthing out of everything.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So.
Last night me and Monique went to go see Coheem Cambria at
Mastodon opened and I love both those bands and they both put on
a fucking show. It was so good.
Mastodon, like always, played Bonnaroo.

(01:09:45):
When I went, I never checked himout.
Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like. Kind of like it.
I mean, it's like prog rock, butit's like, you know, also metal
with. Like some, you know, like.
Stoner rock, like influence. Yeah, yeah, Just fucking good

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stuff, all right. And there's a spec.
Yeah, I do this day I've been to.
Dozens of show it's back. Not once have I ever been inside
the amphitheater. Oh really?
Yeah. Yeah.
I I don't. Want to get lawn seats ever?
Really. Yeah, I.
Used to love lawn seats. They can't bring chairs in
anymore though. Fuck that shit.
Yeah, you got to rent them from them.
Fucking horse. Shit.

(01:10:28):
Yeah, you can't bring. Coolers like.
Because, like, lawn seats used to be like 15 bucks. 20 bucks.
Yeah, yeah. So you just go to any shitty
show, sit on the lawn. It didn't matter.
Yeah, yeah, Like for. Something like that, like when
shows used to be dirt cheap. Yeah, I could.
I could get behind like lawn seats for that, but they're not

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dirt cheap anymore. Yeah, like a lawn seat is like
50 bucks now. Yeah.
So you might as well throw another like 20 and sit inside.
Get out of the fucking weather. Some fucking drinks there.
I can't even imagine my. Guy she.
Got a Margarita thing and I got a beer and it was $45.

(01:11:14):
Fuck that. I, like, I can't prove this, but
I am like 99% positive there wassomebody working there like in
the beer tent for a while, like in the 2000s, who was roofing
the fucking beers. Yeah, no joke.
Because it happened to multiple people, happened to me.

(01:11:35):
Like I you've had, how many times have we been to a bar and
you've seen me just down fuckingpint after pint after pint?
I had two pints, I think. I could not fucking move.
Like I was on the ground, like you got slipped something.
Yeah. Yeah, it was.
Me and a person I was. With too another friend of mine
we were both just like fucking gone I I was thinking it was

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like blink 182. We went to see and and fucking.
Fucking Christ I can't believe. I can't Gerard Way.
I'm a chemical romance. Chemical romance.
I'm like. Rage Against.
The Machine. No, no, no.
My Chemical Romance and I, I think we ended the concert like
we just got to go walk back to the car and sit in the car.
Like I can't like some like I, like, I've never felt that way

(01:12:22):
in my life. How long did that last?
Couple of hours. But by the end of the show and I
was shaking it off, I was a little bit bad because I'm but
also like 1 roofie on me is like, you know, it's like giving
a fucking Tylenol to a rhinoceros, you know?
So yeah. No, that happened to me
happened. To like a friend of mine at that
same show, another friend of mine happened to her at a

(01:12:44):
different show, like a differenttime.
God damn. I think somebody else even had
the same fucking like, experience.
Yeah, yeah. That's terrible.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. But yeah, no that.
That, that concert was fucking amazing.
I had such a good time. She bought me tickets for
Christmas and I I've been looking forward to it since
Christmas. Nice.
Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, I'm trying.

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To even think of the last concert I went to.
I don't know. Yeah, I don't really go to too.
Many anymore. I got all that shit out of my
system when I was. Younger, yeah, kinda.
Yeah, I would like. Now I go.
Now I. Go to things that I really want
to go to instead of just like, oh, that sounds fun, let's go.
And when I do go, I'm sitting. In a chair, like as far back as
I can be comfortably I I I've spent all the time I need to

(01:13:31):
down in front of the stage getting my ass kicked like,
yeah, Yep, I'm good. Yeah, I'm.
Done with that, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. No, that was good.
I watched. I I think I have maybe like 5
minutes left of the second episode.
The fucking Paul Reubens documentary.
Oh, I want to watch that dude. It is so good.

(01:13:54):
Hell yeah it. It kind of shows you like.
All sides of him like. His, I had no idea that like
when he first got into comedy, first got into like filmmaking,
things like that, like he was super into like avant-garde,
like artistic expressionist shit.

(01:14:15):
And then he was a part of the the Groundlings.
Groundlings. Yeah.
I had no idea who's in. The Groundlings, Yeah, he's.
One of the original people, I think wasn't.
He. Started like in the 70s.
So probably close to it was around and then he was.
In like not too late after. OK, so he knows like Ham, like
Elvira. Well, she was.

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I don't think she was in. The crew, I think she was just
like a hanger. Oh, really?
Yeah. And but like Phil Hartman, Yeah,
came up through there. John Paragon, like all kinds of
crazy shit was like going on with that, but then it goes
through like, you know, like him, you know, making the pee

(01:14:57):
wee character there and I didn'tknow well, because it.
It didn't really matter. To me at that point, but like in
Cheech and Chong's second movie or another movie or whatever.
Yeah, next movie. I think next movie it.
Like their second. Movie.
He had the pee wee character there.
Like I knew he was the the hotelclerk but I had forgotten all

(01:15:18):
about the fact that he did like a pee wee act in that.
I even said like didn't he do pee wee in?
That movie. Yeah, yeah.
But that was that was supposed to be the thing.
Was like him at the hotel was his like day job and then at
night he was doing the Pee Wee thing.
So, like, they had designed thatwhole Pee Wee concept, doing the

(01:15:40):
groundling stuff, and then they would just wound up doing, you
know, late night shows of Pee Wee's Playhouse before it became
anything like, before they got the movie deal, all that shit.
Like, it went on tour. It was fucking crazy.
Yeah, but you know, the HBO special was like 80.
One, I think, or even 1980, yeah.

(01:16:02):
Yeah, I think it was 81 because the first movie.
Was what like? 85 Three. 85 was a big
adventure. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I saw a shit. Load of movies this week.
I made friends with this dude atwork and we just like, bullshit
about horror movies all day. Yeah.
And he'll tell me, like, what he's watching.

(01:16:24):
I watched one called Last Shift.It was basically like spooky,
spooky assault on Precinct 13. Basically.
It was all right. It, you know, got me through the
work day. That's been out for a long time.
Yeah, a couple. Years like. 10 years, maybe even
a little longer. Yeah, that's like a Netflix
movie forever. Yeah.

(01:16:45):
I also, I mean, while we're Speaking of horror, I saw until
dawn Sunday night. Yeah.
Sunday night. Yeah.
It was better than I thought it was going to be.
Yeah, but still not great. Like, for the end of it, I was
just like, all right, let's justfucking wrap this up.
I know. I know the title.
Which one was? That it is based on the.

(01:17:07):
PlayStation game Until Dawn, where it's like a like a serial
killer movie, like a like a horror movie, kind of like a
Friday the 13th type thing. Yeah.
And like, everybody keeps dying and coming back and like facing
like different things. OK, Yeah, it was all right.
better than I expected, but not great.
Yeah. Saw Mission Impossible Friday

(01:17:30):
night. Yeah, Friday night, I'm sure
that was a. Spectacle.
It's a fucking good movie. Yeah, yeah.
It's like 3 1/2 hours. That's too much for an action.
Movie it fucking it moves though.
Oh. Really.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know.
I mean, fucking it for, you know, a movie we don't really

(01:17:51):
get much of anymore. Like the big, huge, like big
budget Hollywood spectacle action.
Yeah. I fucking.
Yeah, lots of like the the end of the movie is like Tom Cruise,
like chasing the villain. I'm like they're chasing each
other in biplanes and like Tom Cruise like has to jump onto the

(01:18:11):
other biplane. And it's like it's fucking Tom
Cruise doing all of it too. Yeah, no, he's a maniac.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I don't. I don't want to know.
What? Those movies are insured for
it's got to be like billions of.Dollars the my only criticism is
the fucking villain dies in the most slapsticky way possible.

(01:18:35):
Oh really? Yeah.
Like. There was a couple of scenes
where they tried to interject, like, a goofy joke and, like,
Tom Cruise maybe, maybe a great fucking action star of great,
you know, movie star. He's not a comedian.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And fucking like.

(01:18:55):
Like I'm sure I'm. Not, you know, spoiler.
I guess if you're really like, you know, hung up on Mission
Impossible. Like the bad guy dies.
They're like fighting on the biplane and like, Tom Cruise,
like, punches him and like, you know, he goes to like, you know,
like, let go 'cause like, he thinks he's winning or
something, right? You know, like, I beat you or
whatever. Let's go.

(01:19:15):
Slides to the back of the biplane like balls first onto
the fucking onto the rudder and then like, spins around and
cracks his head open on it like,and just dies.
I'm just like, it's kind of a cop out, Yeah.
Like pretty sure that's a henchman death.
It was like right out of Hot Shots Like.
Fucking that's how the henches die, yeah.

(01:19:40):
You know, yeah. So that was my only.
Criticism. Look at that, that that's the
way we're going out. Yeah.
But other than that, no, it was it was pretty good.
I mean, I the cast is amazing. You've got fucking Tom Cruise,
Simon Pegg, Ving Rhames, Hayley Atwell.
The Simon Pegg's been in them since, what, the second?
Or third one, Yeah, at at least I.
Want to say the third Ving Rhames has been in since the

(01:20:01):
first one. Yeah, there's other people, I'm
sure. I'm forgetting.
But it was, it was really good. I watched that.
I watched the Brutalist over several sittings.
Yeah, I bet, Yeah, I bet. It was like I'm interested in in
the movie. Like, I think it's an
interesting concept. Like, yeah, like, yeah, sure.

(01:20:25):
I want to see it. It's good.
It's just. Yeah, it's they definitely.
It did not need to be 3 1/2 hours long.
But no, I I did enjoy I think. There's only one like, Best
Picture movie from this year that I haven't watched yet.
Yeah. What else?
I finished, finished. The arty book that was really

(01:20:48):
good. I started the Jay Leno Conan
book that is like surprisingly. Oh, late Night Wars or whatever.
Yeah, the war for. Late night.
Surprisingly, like, compelling. Yeah.
The first chapter is all about, like, the NBC up front in like,
whatever year this was going down, like 2010 maybe, I think,
yeah. Or no, 2012.

(01:21:11):
And it's just like, you know, everything's like kind of moving
into place and they're just liketrying to pull off this like
delicate balance of like, you know, they've got Conan signed
and locked in, but they haven't told Jay like, really anything
what's going on. And like, and the whole chapter
is about this upfront and then Jay just completely fucking
bombing at the upfront. So that was pretty entertaining,

(01:21:34):
really. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So yeah, I'm only like 3 or 4 chapters in, but it's it's
pretty good so far, Jay. Leno is like a really.
Interesting dude because like hehe loves comedy.
He like, like stand up is like where he started and all that
shit. Like, but there's like, there's
so many stories of him being like an absolute douche, but

(01:21:56):
then also on the opposite page is like, people like loving him.
Yeah, where he plays like, you know he's.
The Everyman, the blue collar, like I just love working on my
cards, you know, like fucking There was like somebody was
telling. A story and like they would like
he would show up at like, you know, the Comedy store or like
whatever, but like and like thisis.

(01:22:17):
After he had the. Tonight Show, like he was in
that spot when they were on likeBreak or whatever he would.
Eventually, like go. There and do like a 2 hour set
yeah and just. Bump everybody.
Yeah. Yeah.
But like people like couldn't. Stop him, he's fucking Jay Leno.

(01:22:39):
Well that's that was a part of the thing about him bombing.
On stage at the up front is like, nobody can stop him.
He's just going on and on and onand never recovering to the
point where the head of NBC is getting texts from, like the
head of ABC. Like, make him fucking stop.
Really. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
God damn. Would he just like stumble and

(01:23:00):
then never recover and get his footing back?
Pretty much like he just. Didn't like read the room like
it was all like execs and like fucking shit like that.
He didn't want to be there. Like he clearly didn't put any
kind of like prep into it or anything.
Like he thought he was just going to like do like a stand up
set and like wing it and it justdid not go well.

(01:23:20):
He was using it like old, like fucking outdated material, like
fucking. Oh really?
News stories? From like 5 or.
Six years earlier, I usually went back to like, monologues.
Of the old, pretty much, yeah. And like.
It just, it was just showing like, yeah, it's time for him to
fucking get the fuck out. Like, what's up, buddy?
So they had that. I, I was like, I've been

(01:23:40):
hesitating starting that book. I'm like, is how how interesting
can this be? Yeah, it's fucking, like I said,
riveting. Depends on how it's written.
Yeah, yeah. Trying to think of anything
else. I got nothing that'll link,
yeah. Write some more.
Comics. Yeah, write some more like.
The Godzilla like. Versus Marvel characters ones,

(01:24:03):
are they any good? They're fun, Yeah.
Yeah, I read, I've read all of them so far.
It's the Godzilla versus the Fantastic Four.
That one's set in the 60s. Godzilla versus the Hulk set in
the 70s. Are they just like one shots?
Yeah. For each one, yeah.
Then there was Godzilla versus. Spider Man in the 80s.
And the last one was Godzilla versus, like, the 90s X-Men.

(01:24:24):
They're all like, fun, like quick reads, like I enjoy them.
Yeah. Yeah.
Next one is a Godzilla versus The Avengers, like the New
Avengers, specifically in the 2000s.
Oh, really? Yeah.
That could be OK. Yeah.
I just don't care about Marvel enough to like it.
Was the only thing in it Marvel?Thing I've oh, I did get they

(01:24:46):
just did a new like amazing spider man and like I'll always
when they do a new number one amazing spider man, I'll fucking
check it out just to check it out because like that was my
fucking just see where it's going.
Yeah, that's what got me. Into comics when I was a kid.
Yeah, so I got the first two issues of that.
I haven't read it yet though. Yeah, I.
Don't think I. Really got anything?

(01:25:06):
Else, yeah, I think that's it, yeah.
I'll. Give a shout out to the
Schenectady. Night market, I went there
Saturday night. Oh yeah, that was really cool.
They had a lot of cool stuff there, but the sounds of it that
like from. What you're telling me like it
was way bigger than the Albany Night Market?
It sounds like I'm going to go to the next.

(01:25:28):
One of those I think in like 2 or 3 weeks it was fine but it
was all. Just like very samey.
It was like a good chunk of like.
That area down by City Hall and Schenectady, they said the
streets closed off and like likea lot of the shops were open,
like Electric Wrench, the bar was open.
That was packed. I mean, there was just vendor
like it was, it was easily like 1002 thousand people out on the

(01:25:49):
street. It was packed.
Oh yeah, that was that's way. Bigger than this?
Yeah, I saw. Rob and Rebecca, I didn't get a
chance to talk to them because it like I could not get to their
tent, like they were in the areawhere it was just a solid mass
of people. Yeah.
But yeah, no, I definitely thumbs up.
Definitely check them out. Yeah.

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it. I think so.
All right, so we're going to give.
You some socials. And then some advice and then
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Don't bother with the website right now.
There's really nothing else there except audio episodes of
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We got to do something with that.
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Shit, I should probably get the name right before I is it
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If I'm thrown off too now if youhave.
Suggestions for the show? You want to work with the show?

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