Ep. 210 - Life Saving Lore - How to Kill Monsters

This week we dive into the practical effects driven, indie horror movie from 2024 How to Kill Monsters! Nick and Chris talk about the things this movie does incredibly well and few things it certainly does not.

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Episode Transcript

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None. Hey everybody, welcome to big

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dumb monsters. I'm Nick.
And I'm Chris. And this week we go indie.
We do new and indie 2000 and well, depending on your source
either 2014 or 2000. Yeah, it's recent.
Not, no, 2023, that's true, yeah.
Yeah. I'm old.

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Yeah, which kind of comes back to bite us in the ass, this
being so recent. Yeah, a little bit.
But it's fine. Fun movie.
How to kill monsters? Love the indie spirit, love the
practical neo nature of the monsters.
Don't love this dog barking through the whole episode, but
he's in, he's in the house, you'll probably hear him a

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little. Bit and not in the cool, like
street, like we're in the house like no, no, no, he's literally
in the house. My God, how would you do that?
Because it's it's funny you left, are you?
Yeah, yeah, it's fine. It's fine.
Anyway, yeah, we we like this movie.
We'll tell you all about it. There's things we don't like,

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but we'll tell you about that too short episode this week.
Not a not a whole lot in the segments we.
Clocked in into Buck 15. We got there, we got there.
We'll probably probably be rightabout an hour anyway.
Big deal. Monsters watching how to kill
monsters. Enjoy the show.

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Oh, there we are. What's up, motherfuckers?
Yeah, it is Monday night. We're in a great mood.
I'm in a great. Mood.
I'm not actually. I didn't want to speak for
everybody. No, Nick came in hot.
Yeah, more, more on on my situation.
Anyway, We'll we'll talk about that a little later, unless we
want to get real sad. No, I'm good.

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I'm so good, everything is fine.No, all jokes aside, we're here
to do what we love to do Geez. Damn dude, TJ is not fucking
around. He is also coming in hot.

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We're here. What we love to do.
Can I just talk monster movies? Yeah, a varying.
You are a fucking. Disaster.
Yeah, I am a disaster. I am.
There was a reason my microphonewas so far away before the
beginning of the show. Yeah, why don't you tell the
folks what it was? It was mental health check.

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Yeah, you got a smart ass. Yeah, sure.
We are going to talk monster movies of varying quality.
Yeah, really, really. Indie grab this week.
Yeah, yeah, I this had to like when this was coming out, I
don't know if they followed us, but like they were all over our
Instagram for a bit. Oh, really?

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And like, it caught my interest then.
Like it looked OK. Like I just, I didn't know
anything about it. Like it was one of those things,
like, I'll check this out sometime.
And then it popped up again somewhere when we were thinking
of, like, to do a movie this week.
I think I just searched recent monster movies because we did an
old movie last week and this waslike one of the first things
that popped up like, Oh yeah, shit, let's check this out.

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And here we are. I liked it.
Yeah, it's, I didn't. It's not bad.
I didn't dislike it. There are things that frustrated
me though. Yeah, I, I, I love that they
went practical for the monsters.Yes, I hate that they used CGI
for mundane bullshit and like they used bad CGI for things

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like the smoke coming out of thechainsaw.
Like that's not going to make orbreak the movie if the chainsaw
is smoking. Yeah, don't fucking waste your
money on that CGI when? You couple of blood spray
effects. Yes, at the end of the movie
when the girl gets shot like allthose bullet.
That one I guess I can kind of understand.
But still, if she's on the ground, you don't need yeah,

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like CGI blood bleeding out of her like you could.
That could have been practical. Yeah, like what does the tube of
fake blood cost? Like a dollar, $5 at the most.
Like, yeah. I do like how fucking charming
this movie is though. Yeah, this is that like I, I say
this a lot about these types of movies, like I respect what
they're trying to do. Like they're, you know, they're,
they've got a very limited budget.

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They're taking a big swing with it for sure.
Oh yeah. And like some of the things
work. I love.
I really like the monsters in this movie.
But I will say one of the frustrating things though, a lot
of the times when we see the monsters, it's like a Michael
Bay Transformers movie, like I know.
Well, 'cause they're trying to hide that they don't actually

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look that good. Yeah.
And I can understand it, you know, like, yeah, it's, it's a
fucking indie movie. So they've only got so much
money, so their effects can onlybe so good.
So they're trying to, you know, juge it up as much as possible.
And they were going for this like, kind of cheeky, kind of

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like a Shaun of the Dead, but, you know, Cthulhu kind of HP
Lovecraft thing instead of zombies little.
Shaun of the Dead, Little Evil Dead.
I liked it. I like it, it's it definitely
feels like a movie from like 2005 instead of 2023.
But I feel like it's like, I don't know if this is British.
It seemed it's very same thing with like Werewolf Santa.

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That movie was like two or threeyears old, but it seems like
it's like 15 or 20 years old. I forgot we did that.
I'd like to forget we did that, yeah.
I was welcome. I was living in bliss,
forgetting that we watched that.We watched Werewolf Santa.
It's so bad. Oh, oh, oh, God, yeah, yeah.

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But like, some of the jokes really pay off in this.
I found myself chuckling throughthis whole movie like, you know,
I wasn't giving it like a belly laugh, but like, you know, they
a joke would hit and they'd get a laugh out of me.
Yeah, perfect. And then some of the horror shit
was really working. Not all of the jokes and not all

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of the horror were really like there, but I respect the game.
They were. They were obviously like trying
to put out a like a quality movie that is something that we
haven't seen before and and that's great.
And I want to give them a lot oflike bonus credit for being fun.

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Like they they're like, you know, we're going to do this
like crazy Lovecraftian, you know, kind of extra dimensional
shit. And we're going to put the
comedy spin on a little bit of it.
The the part that really doesn'tlike work so much when they were
doing that is that like, I don'tlove the characters.

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Like they weren't as charming asthey could have been.
Like, think of why you love Shaun of the Dead so much 'cause
you love every character of that.
Sean, you love Ed. Like yeah, exactly.
Yeah, in this like they're goingfor that.
They've got the they've got the the same style of comedy and it
works. But like you also don't really

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care too much about anyone character.
Yeah, which is another thing that frustrates me about this
movie. I feel like the twist is
unearned. Like I don't.
Yeah, I don't care that like, you know, oh, she's been fooling
everybody the whole time. Like, oh.
I mean, it was cool. I just like, I didn't.
I didn't really see it coming. Yeah, because it didn't.
Because it didn't really tip it off.

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Yeah, they didn't set itself up that way.
Yeah, I mean, I did notice that her hand burned when she touched
the axe or the sword. And I was like, oh, OK, that's
like, that's weird. Maybe like it's just because
like it was just used like I didn't, didn't.
Really didn't really put much thought into that.
But yeah, no, I don't give a fuck about these people.
Like, I, I almost think it wouldhave been a better movie.

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Like, if instead of having like,this set up where everybody gets
killed in the cabin immediately,like have it be more of a murder
mystery where it's the people inthe cabin.
And like one of the, like, one of the people is sacrificed.
Like. Yeah.
And like, it's not necessarily the person they brought there to
sacrifice. Like, so they're all there.
And like, that's when the monster comes and starts killing
people. Like, yeah, it's just like, I

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don't know. It just felt like they were
throwing in kills for the sake of kills.
I. Yeah, I think they probably
were. Yeah, I don't know, like it's
it's hard for me to like, oh, they should have done this.
They should have done that in this movie because like, I don't
know what would have worked better because this is, I mean,

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it's kind of unique in what it'sdoing.
And that like that Shaun of the Dead kind of thing that, you
know, that Edgar Wright style isn't really executed well in
other people's movies. And they did a pretty good job

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of it here. They just like they needed to
make the characters a little more likable, like spend time
actually like humanizing them instead of just like joke
factory ING them. Yeah, yeah.
Especially like the sidekick, like brides, you know, made
party characters. Like.
Yeah, they're just like, you know, half the girls are either
mean all the time or like jokey all the time.

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Then you have the one kick ass girl.
Yeah. And then like I was even going
to say something like, oh, they could have made it better by
like focusing on, you know, focusing the movie on the
brothers more instead of having focus on the girl.
Yeah. And then, but I think it would
have fallen into the trap of, well, this is just Hot Fuzz with
zombie, you know, with demons. Yeah, right.

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But I, I did like the brothers. Like, I that was a cool, like,
reveal like halfway through the movie.
Oh, they're actually brothers. And that's their mom.
Yeah. I mean, that was, it was a
little obvious, like when she's looking at the picture and
talking about them and it's like.
I was like half, I didn't know. Yeah, it's like half paying
attention. Yeah, because it's like there's
no other reference to her kids. And then there's like two guys

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and there's only two other guys in this movie.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, add a little bit more of
that character depth that like it's lacking though.
Like, give me a little bit more of that story, like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean like pacing I think a
little too fast. Yeah, yeah.

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It's like, kind of like what I was saying with the kills, Like
it just burns through people quickly, like without assigning
a, you know, emotional worth to them.
Yeah, they, they could have played more into like the the
actual dread of these interdimensional beings, like
trying to take over things, you know, like that.

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That's like untouched territory in this movie where it 'cause
it's, it's more action Y horror and it could have been a little
more like a little more psychological, a little more
creepy. Yeah, but they just, they just
kind of go for this, the, the gore and the kills and, and that
stuff and it's fine. Like it's fine.

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Yeah, we liked a little bit morelike elegantly designed weapon.
Yeah, Yeah, it's not. It's not really a sword, it's
not really a knife. It's an eldritch knife.
Yeah, which means you you can use it as a free action without
a spell. Yeah, nerve.

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How many spell slots do the eldritch knife now like?
You're not sitting here missing playing D&D right now.
Yeah, both of you motherfuckers.I do love Dungeons and Dragons.
Yeah, Yeah. I don't like when this movie
started. It really kind of threw me for a

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loop because it was like, you know, the the gory scene and
like the end and then credits were all like, what the fuck?
There were a number of factors confusing me 'cause when I I put
it on Amazon Prime and then likein the, you know, related movies
thing, like right underneath there was the Book of Monsters.
Yeah, I was like, oh God, is this a sequel?
Yes, I'm like, fuck, Especially 'cause it started like right in

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the middle, you know, it starts at the end of something.
So you're like, oh, fuck. So I actually went back like
watched a few minutes of the other movie.
I'm like, wait, this isn't related?
No, I, yeah. It's a lot of the same actors,
but. Yeah, yeah.
No, I made that same mistake. Yeah, I was like, oh shit.
Like is this a recap? Let's see.

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Definitely didn't get a skimp onthe gore and guts.
That's pretty cool. Yeah, I'm trying to think if
there were any like, clever kills, nothing really.
Like I think one of my favorite ones was in the Killed.
What's her name? Big Jenny.
Did you, Oh yeah, split her withthe bars?
Yeah, that was fucking gnarly. Yeah, outside of that, it's just

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people getting their heads ripped off or stabbed.
Yeah, I think I do like the lookof the monk.
From what we see of them, the monster like the big Cthulhu
monster when they first, like, walk out of the police station,
like that was kind of cool, Yeah.
Oh, and that whole thing where it was like, Oh yeah, to kill a
monster, you need a monster. And this kid's like, look at me,

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I'm tough. It just grabs the axe and just
runs away. Yeah, we will talk about that
dude. We have talked about him on the
show multiple times. At least twice.
Twice. Yeah, twice.
Yeah, twice. But no this.
No 3 * I. Think possibly thrice.

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No 3. It's 3.
All right. Another thing going back to
saying like, the things that frustrated me, like the CGI
they're wasting, you know, the CGI ain't cheap.
That's where probably a lot of the money is going for the
effects. You know, they're making a
pride, you know, a pride point of like using practical
monsters. Yeah, you're wasting fucking CGI

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on smoke and like blood effects when it could be saved to make
those like interdimensional effects look a little better
instead of having like a clip art Cthulhu like hovering in
front of the screen, like shows it up a little bit like you said
before, you know? Yeah, and that chainsaw like?
Oh. Just get a real fucking
chainsaw. Don't mind if I do, TJ.
Don't mind if I do. Jesus.

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Yeah. Thirsty.
Yeah. Killing monsters is thirsty
work. Christ, John Wayne Gacy did not
really have clever kills. They weren't very clever.

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He Well. They might have been funny if he
was dressed like a clown. Well, we don't know for sure.
I think he actually only killed one person while he was dressed
as a clown. Why are you going to ruin the
phone? Hold on now, because like he
would bring, he would lure theseteenagers into his house and be
like, hey, I want to show you a magic trick.
And he would handcuff them because he was like a magician.

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Not magician, but he was like a party clown, do like magic
tricks and shit. He's a party clown.
He was a party clown and you want to party and he would
handcuff them, but they weren't tricked handcuffs because he
would. He would put himself in them and
get out and then he would swap them out for real ones.

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And then he would rape and murder these teenage boys and
then stack them and bury them inhis crawl space.
Apparently smelled how? Stable.
Is that for the foundation? Is that good?
Well, it's because it's not a foundation.
It was all it was dirt, you know?
It's more of yeah, like a filler, yeah.

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Shitty insulation for sure though.
Yeah, puah, sorry, mustache hair.
Sure. Yeah, let's see.
Yeah. I don't know.
I, I respect the, you know, the indie, the indie vibe, you know

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the, I guess they took a big, big swing.
For the for the most part, I think they hit.
Yeah, for the most part, they hit.
I mean I I am interested to see that other movie, The book of.
Monster Monster. Yeah, we'll have to save that
for another time. Yeah, I am trying to stretch
this out, but we. We can't do it.

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We've got this. No, like, OK, so the giant
monster thing, the the giant Cthulhu, I didn't like the look
of that. No, to me that was like, oh, I'm
at a guar concert, you know, like it was that kind of
quality. Tell me I'm wrong.

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Tell. Me.
No, you're not. You're totally all the monsters
have that vibe, but like, yeah, lead into that vibe.
Like fucking, you know? Yeah, I'm but I, but I also
appreciate that they, they must have known like, hey, these are
not going to look absolutely amazing all the time on camera.
So they, they show pieces, they show, you know, dark shots.

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They, you know, like whip through these things like real
quick. And I like that amount of
self-awareness. So they're trying to give guys
like you and me who love and appreciate like real on screen
monsters. They're giving us what we want,

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but also knowing like, hey, if this is going to be the mainstay
of the of the fucking movie, you're going to think it's awful
and you're going to hate it. So we're going to like we're
going to less is more of this thing.
And you show you a bunch of tentacles and and slime and
teeth. It's kind of cool.
It's fine. Yeah, it's fine.
They they did their job well. They did the fucking.

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They understood the assignment, but I don't know about you.
Watching this made me want to watch The Void so fucking bad.
Yeah, we should do that next week.
Yeah. Wait this?
Is that the space show or the fucking no?
No, no, the void. What's like in the hospital?

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Yeah, that's all right. Let's do that next week.
The movie's fucking gross. That is an awesome movie.
Yeah. Yeah.
Arthur, have you seen the Void? I don't know if I ever finished
it because every time I try and watch it, we think that we've
already seen it. No.
So we stopped. We'll stop doing that.
Just keep watching the fucking movie.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

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I think we've seen it. I think we've.
Seen this movie before? OK, let's just stop watching it
then. Fucking maroon we're.
Trying to get through all of ourback walk.
Well, apparently the void is in your fucking backlog.
You realize backlog is a double entendre, right?

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Don't you work on your front log?
Don't. You worry about my front log?
That was, oh, I see what's goingon.
That was Monique. What?
It was a hydrate? No, she doesn't have her own
sound effect. So.
All right, all right. So we're doing the void next

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week. Yeah, OK, Rad.
All right, fine. Yeah.
So everybody fine. Live with your mom this week.
I don't care. No fucking.
She should. She should have her own sound
effect. We'll, we'll work on that.
Have her screaming beer at us. Yeah, yeah.

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So everybody, everybody in the audience here has a homework for
next week. Watch The Void, be incredibly
grossed out, be uncomfortable with people in cloaks and cults,
and come back. All right, we.

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Can we stretch out the review anymore?
I'm trying. Yeah, I know.
We're dying out here. Fucking.
You know what? Like character choices?
Couldn't be more cliche. They really couldn't.
Yeah, yeah, like the yeah, the bridesmaid.
Like the the bride, the jealous bride, you know, bridesmaid, the

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girl who wanted to be, you know,the head maid of honor.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right, let's try. Let's try to rate.
Let's try to rate. OK, I like, I really want to be
fair to this movie. I would watch it again, but not

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anytime soon. I don't think I'm going to go
55. Yeah, that's what I was going to
go with. Yeah, I feel like we.
It's not amazing. Yeah, yeah.
I want to like take a moment to actually state that we don't
like coordinate on our reviews. Like we get like in the range a

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lot of the time. Yeah, but I think it's just
because we're so tuned in on fucking what we're looking for.
Yeah. But yeah, no 55 all the way.
Like it. I didn't dislike the movie, but
it certainly has its faults. But I also appreciate what it's
doing. So I'm not going to put it below
the line. Like I want to give it, you
know, the honor of being above the line.

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But is it the greatest fucking horror movie I've seen?
No, certainly not. Was it was it fun?
Was it, you know, a good use of 90 minutes?
Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, you look, if if this got
thrown on at a Halloween party, I'm not mad at it, you know,
Yeah, there's there's trash ass movies that people like to throw
on at Halloween, yeah that are garbage.

(23:52):
Yeah, you'd be like, oh, this isgoing to be so dumb, let's have
a few drinks and watch it. Like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
fucking yeah. 5 fives all around, yeah.
I put it 5 on IMDb because they don't do halves and I figured it
would bring it down from its current average a little bit.
All right. That's fine.
Yeah, Yeah, we're, we're almost right there.

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So I, I agree with your move, Art.
Yeah, that's a, that's an executive decision.
I appreciate that. Yeah, that's producing.
Yeah, so I make the big bucks. That's the shit we've missed
these past couple of weeks. Oh, stop.
Oh. Yeah, he hasn't got.
Yeah, I'm the one over here. Arthur, did you watch this?

(24:34):
The movie? No.
Yeah, it's a sequel to Book of Monsters.
No, it's not. It is it is a it is a spiritual
sequel. Oh it, that's why it picks up
right where? That last one ends.
No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't.
She's a different character. It doesn't matter that the
character is different, the story is continuing.
That's dumb. No, I'm telling you because I

(24:55):
went to the end of Book of Monsters to just to verify that
it didn't lead right up to the movie The.
Horror.wikia.fandom.com clearly states.
All right, I'm going to say it right here.
Well, you said it's a spiritual sequel.
Yeah, and people say Evil Dead is a horror comedy too, so.
Yeah, no. Evil Dead too, baby.
Evil Dead, No. I mean fucking.

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That's what they compared to. It's evil.
That too. Yeah, it's not an actual sequel.
It's a spiritual sequel, meaningit's in the same vein.
Yeah, it could be in the same universe.
We all for all we know. Yeah.
But no, I didn't end up watchingit because I wanted to watch the
other one first. Oh, what is that on your
backlog? It is on my backlog.

(25:40):
Thank you very much. Again, he's not talking about
movies he needs to watch. Yeah.
All right, let us I feel like these next two segments are next
three segments, yeah, are going to be fucking quick breezy.
Let's hope we all brought some shit to talk about.

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Nope all. Right, so shall I move on to
trivia? Yep, this is going to be funny.
Hold on, I'm glad we didn't bother to calibrate next camera
this week. Fuck me, right?
Oh my God, it's this. Fucking light dude.

(26:22):
I'm telling you, it's this light.
No, it's the camera. I don't know why it keeps
resetting to I. Don't know.
I don't know the light. Hasn't changed.
It's terrible. Let me.
Terrible. It is like right over him and
not at all over. You that is true, yeah.
It's fine. I don't know why.

(26:43):
Go on, You know what? I don't care.
I don't give a fuck. Would you hit us with some of
that great trivia? There is none.
Right. And the one star reviews.
There are none. Right, let's get on.
To there are there is a two starreview but I didn't note it down

(27:04):
because it's not a one star. Here's the thing, this movie is
too new and too indie for anyoneto have given a shit.
Like I'm a little shocked that it doesn't have someone star
reviews just for. Yeah, just for the movie snobs
out there. Yeah, but yeah, there's nothing.
It's got 347 ratings on IMDBI mean that in the Internet scope

(27:28):
of things that's not a whole lotof reviews.
Like if you were buying a product on Amazon that only had
like 347 reviews like. Yeah, let me.
But I did. I did see this one a a bunch of
like indie Movie Awards. Yeah, you know, like.
Again, respect the spirit, man. Fucking respect the game.
Yeah, I just wish a few things could have been better.
Yeah, well, do some mercy credits.

(27:53):
Yeah. Oh, I think I'm going to go back
to Maine. Let's do that.
Yeah. Is there another thing that
might have a camera on? Maybe.
Who gives a shit? Fuck it.
Fuck it. Let it be what it is.
The immortal words of Bill O'Reilly Fuck it, we'll do it

(28:14):
live. That's right.
It's the only way we're going toquote Bill.
Let me try to get a girl to shove a loofah up her ass or
something once guy what? Look it up.

(28:34):
Look up Bill O'Reilly and loofah.
I'm telling you, you will get results like Bill O'Reilly with
the loofah. I hope it's not.
Enjoy keeping yourself as fun fat.
This show went off the fucking rails.
It's fine, It's fine. It's this is.
This is actually not the most off the rails we've ever been.
No, no, no, no, no. Not in the show, not in public

(28:57):
settings, yeah. Your Your Loofah story brought
up multiple news article results.
Thank you. Thank you.
I know it. Of what I speak most of the
time, yes. Yeah. 60% of the time he's right
every time. Fucking blind squirrel gets a
nut every now and then. Oh.

(29:19):
Squirrels and nuts. Chris is.
Chris is. That should be a T-shirt, a
sticker, a banner. Yeah.
Get fucked. All right, let's start off with
the director, Stewart Spark. Did you just notice the new
piece up there? I did.
It's pretty red. Hey guys.

(29:39):
Awesome. Oh, he's a bobble head.
Yeah, get it hombre. I.
Don't think you could say that. I'll give him a pass.
I'll allow it. Yeah, your fucking ideas of
cultural appropriation and fucking.

(30:00):
See bonus pass. Yeah, yeah.
Stewart Spark directed this. He's got some work under him.
Yeah. I don't know if he's like trying
to build like a like a shared universe or something, but he's
got a lot of like, horror monster things.
He's currently working on a video game called Dead Reset.

(30:20):
Yeah, but he directed how to kill monsters.
That was 2020. There's conflicting.
That's the one we're watching. Yeah, I know it.
But like, like there's I, I looked it up before, it's in
2024, now it's in 2023. Yeah, it's.
I've seen both of. Those Yeah.
So I. Want to say on Amazon Prime,

(30:41):
when you're watching it, it says2024, Yeah.
I think so. I'm going to go back to the
banner that we need. Chris is right.
And then Book of Monsters was 2018, so it took him five years
to get the follow up out. He directed The Creature below.
I think that was a Outcast album. 2016, It's the Love

(31:05):
below. I know, thank you, thank you.
Other than that, it looks like shorts.
I don't know. Shortcuts to Hell volume to that
was a full length feature. 2014 Rats and some of the people in
this movie are in his other stuff like Absorbed.
I think Rat shows up a couple oftimes.

(31:28):
Margaret. It's probably just a group of
friends who make movies. Yeah, Margaret and the zombie
apocalypse sound interesting. Moving on, Lindsay Crane, she
was Sophie in this movie. Nope, Jamie in this movie.
Yes, she was. She was Sophie in Book of
Monsters, proving again not a sequel she was Jamie.

(31:56):
She's a voice in the Dead Reset game that is under production
currently. Aside from that, she's in Eating
Miss Campbell, 2022. Risque.
Yeah, say it like that. Here's to you, Missus Campbell.

(32:21):
We've been warned that the sequel to this is going to be
How to Kill Big Dumb Monsters. Oh, try it, bitch.
Take me. Yeah, Zomblogalip shows up I.
Don't like that? Apparently a lot of people don't
because it's got a 2.9 rating. She, of course, was in Book of
Monsters. I think she was the main

(32:42):
character in that. She's also in Rats Absorbed,
Frostbite, Margaret and the zombie apocalypse.
Moving on. Mind you, that was our director
and major star, and we've never heard of anything that they've
been in. Aaron Dennis is in this movie.
I believe he is one of the two brothers.

(33:04):
I believe he is the bald brother.
He's also in Zombogalipse. Book of monsters.
I am Tim sure, the creature below.
So all this other dudes same movie?
Shortcuts to Hell volume 2. Whoops, 2013. 8.3.

(33:28):
Yeah, it's got to be great. Don't swashbuckle your
seatbelts. Oh, that sounds wacky.
Yeah, Fen Fen Wang was in this movie.
She was the ass kicking bride. What was?

(33:49):
Yeah, that was the thing I didn't need.
Yeah, yeah, I know. Blair was her name.
Tales From Davidstown. It's a podcast series that a lot
of people in this movie show up in also.
Oh, really? Yeah, She's in nine episodes of
that. Good God, she's in Now You See

(34:14):
Me Too, The magician heist movie.
Oh shit. Yeah, and that's it.
That's it. Moving on, June.
Tia Matacorn, I believe that is elvish for Horn of the Dragon.
God. Speaking of nerd D&D jokes,

(34:35):
she's only in the credits because I needed a joke to make.
Moving on. Michaela.
Yeah, that's it. She was in two movies and like,
yeah, this was one of them. God I love this show.
Michaela Longdon was the bitchy,jealous bridesmaid.

(34:58):
Yeah, she would be a Michaela. Yeah, yeah.
That is like, yeah, like somebody.
No, not really. I can think of guy names that
are always assholes like Brett or Gary, Like, you know, I guess
Michaela would be the female version of that.

(35:19):
Yeah, yeah. Why did I even save him or her?
Who are we talking about? Oh, she was in Coronation
Street, which is a long running British soap opera.
Oh, literally the only reason I saved her.
We need something to fucking talk about all this.

(35:39):
Is that it? That is that.
Is that the new cuckoo? Nope.
No, not even. I mean, there's a lot of things.
You haven't heard anything? No. 101 Yeah, Holly Oaks,
another British TV show that I believe to be real long running.
Car booty. Car booty.
Yeah, eating Miss Campbell and car booty.

(36:03):
Eating Miss Campbell's? Wait a minute.
Hey. Nicholas Vince Hey is the last
entry here. Thankfully, we've talked about
him multiple times before. Thrice.
Before he's the chattering cenobite in the first two
Hellraiser movies, he is also Kinski in Night Brute.

(36:25):
Is that the moon phase? Yeah, yeah.
So somehow this is the fourth time he's ending up on our show.
That's wild. And maybe we'll remember him
when we get to #5 'cause I certainly didn't.
Oh no, no, fuck you, immortality.
It's a movie he was in in 2019. Yeah, I I'm gonna say he's

(36:45):
probably not in anything really substantial other than these.
Are you shitting on Werewolf of Moldavia?
Yeah yeah, yeah. No, I'm just asking the other 3
movies. Just verifying.
Yeah, well, now I'll just check it out.
Just making sure on the next regrettable reviews.
Werewolf of Moldavia. And I don't think so.

(37:07):
Nick's putting his foot down, yeah.
Fucking Red Foreman and put my foot in your ass.
That will do it for the better. Known as yeah, let's move on to
the crapshoot and hope we have awhole lot of shit to talk about.

(37:28):
Definitely watch some movies this week.
The big one, Fucking Superman. I saw that Thursday night.
Was it fun? It's fucking awesome.
It's fun. It is very much the move.
Thank you. That's.
Not. Allowed very much the movie I
think society needs right now. Yeah, if anybody pays attention

(37:51):
to the message, sure. Yeah, and the message is fucking
don't be a Dick. Be kind to people and help them
out when you can. Don't do war crimes and
billionaires we. Need that one the most.
Yeah, yeah. We need those two the most.
Yeah. Don't do war crimes.
It's got to be a song. Big dumb monsters don't do war

(38:11):
crimes like Asterisk. Only in D&D.
That's the only time it's acceptable.
Yeah, so you can naturally understand encouraged.
Even Yeah. You can naturally understand why
those themes are enraging to certain parts of the culture.
Yeah, but it's fun. He's a fucking awesome Superman.

(38:35):
Nathan Fillion like steals the movie as Guy Gardner.
Yeah, well, no shit. Yeah, he is fucking great.
I love Nathan Fillion in anything.
Yeah, the bowl haircut works. I'll say it.
Yeah, Yeah, this is I'm not spoiling anything with this one

(38:57):
because it's in the it's in the pre, it's in the trailer.
But like there's a scene where like they're breaking up like a
war and fucking he's knocking over tanks with big green hands
and they're just giant middle fingers just.
Like, yeah. Perfect.
It's. James Gunn, right?
Yeah. Does he like James Gunn it?
Oh yeah, it's fucking like it's got a heart.
It's. Charming and funny and like,

(39:19):
yeah. Fucking awesome fight scenes,
awesome action scenes. Nicholas Hoult fucking kills it
as Lex Luthor. I don't think he gets, I don't
think well after nose ferrate, he probably does.
But like, I don't think he was getting like the kudos that he
really deserves because he is a really good actor.

(39:40):
Yeah, yeah, he isn't like a likecomic book movies and sci-fi
movies, but he's he's really good, fucking really good actor
kills in his fucking Lex, Lex Luthor.
Like he's just like a smarmy like Fox News Dick head that
like you just, you know, the character fucking you know him.
Yeah, shit. I was about to say something

(40:01):
else. Lex Luthor.
It's it's fun. It's it's so much fun.
Like Crypto also steals the movie.
How could a dog not steal the fucking movie?
Yeah, right. Like like a lot of the stuff
we've seen in the previews is inthe 1st 10 minutes of the movie,
Like the crypto scene is the literally the first fucking
thing you see. Oh, OK.

(40:22):
Yeah. It's just, it's awesome.
I, I, I cannot back it enough. It's like it it really is like I
think what we need as a society and culture.
Yeah, it is. It is, it's this is I will
criticize. It is very heavy-handed in the
message, but it is a very stronglike anti Israel message in the

(40:45):
movie. Like not like in a not like in
an anti-Semitic way and like don't do war crimes.
Like it. There's a whole like Israel,
Gaza like kind of stand in in the movie.
Yeah. It's crazy to me to think that
James Gunn started off in traumalike to where he is now like.
And is now handling Superman like AAAI Mean like a legendary

(41:09):
character in comics film, fucking in multimedia.
Culture. It's just like, yeah, James Gunn
has just like, literally crawledout of the sewer to to make
like, these insanely important pieces of pop culture.
Yeah, it's ridiculous. Yeah, no, I mean, the guy who

(41:32):
gave us Slither now gave us likeone of the best Superman movies
we've got. Like it's it.
Was James Gunn, wasn't it? Yeah, it.
Was phenomenal. Yeah, it was awesome.
I love Slither. Yeah, no.
Oh, Metamorpho is fucking awesome too.
Oh, really? He has like a really like
emotional fucking like arc like.Well, his his character story is

(41:55):
really fucking good. They're Oh my God, it was around
the time of like 52 when Metamorpho had a really fucking
rad fucking series out. And it was, it was like, it was
heartbreaking because he's like,I'm going.
To have to check that out now, yeah, I I've been a Marvel

(42:16):
fucking zombie my whole life andlike, DC is just winning me
over, man. That's, that's The thing is like
DC just they're really not that far apart.
DC is just a different flavor ofthe shit that you're used to.
The the sticking point for me islike, DC tended to do a lot of

(42:37):
things first and then Marvel would like do it again, but like
with a little more grace and a little more like finesse.
A little more depth. Yeah, so where you have like,
like Marvel is not ashamed to like RIP off D CS characters,
right. So like you had Green Arrow.
Well, they have Hawkeye, you know, like we have Batman, they

(43:01):
have Moon Knight, you know, likeit's, it's whatever.
Obviously they're influenced by it and they're copying it and
they're doing in their own thing.
But like, DC has such history and like depth of character just
'cause there's eons of these same fucking characters over and
over and over again that they'velike, I can't speak like

(43:24):
currently, but like when they would do their big events, the
events seemed to be more entertaining for me because like
they're, I'm trying not to just like word vomit, like the same
thing over and over again. I don't know, like they, they

(43:46):
just like, they hit different emotional beats than Marvel
does. And not that they do it better,
they just it's different enough that that's what I like more.
Yeah, but yeah, no, I, I, I loved that movie, man.
I, I, I, I do want to see it again.

(44:07):
I don't know if I want to go to a theater again.
I will say it was, it was nice seeing it in a packed theater.
Like it was packed. I mean, everybody clapped when
the movie was over, 'cause it's just.
I hate that. I usually do, but like for that
it was, it was enjoyable becauseagain, like it just leaves you
feeling good. Like, you know, I, I cannot
recommend it enough. This is like a fun trivia fact.

(44:31):
Jonathan and Martha Kent in thatmovie are based off of Richard
Christie's parents. What?
Yeah. What?
Yeah. Richard Christie.
Richard Christie, the guy who was like a legendary death metal
drummer and then became Howard Stern's like joke guy.

(44:56):
Yeah, yeah. Are those characters are based
on his parents? How the fuck?
Do we know that? He he talked about it on on
fucking Howard a couple weeks ago.
But as soon as you hear them talk, Oh my God, because he like
Howard always plays like, you know, there's parents will
leave, like Richard, these voicemessages and they're like,

(45:16):
they're like just sound like fucking Kansas hay seeds.
Like, like, hey, Richard, it's your dad.
And like as soon as Jonathan Kent speaks, it's you know, like
basically, hey, Superman, it's your dad.
Like it's, it's fucking hilarious as a Howard Stern fan.
But like when he was talking about it, he was like crying and
getting emotional. Like he's like, I guess like, I

(45:38):
don't even know. He's like, I'm, I'm going to
react like seeing it on my on screen because like it's my
parents like fucking, you know. So he was like, he was really
excited to see it. And like, again, as a Howard
Stern fan, as soon as you hear the voice, you just hear all
these prank calls that they've, like, made with them over the
years. TJ kindness is punk rock now.

(46:00):
It didn't used. To be that's a major theme of
the movie is kindness is punk rock in this world now like
being the person who actually gives a shit about somebody else
like is the is punk rock fuckingand again I I one of the reasons
why I love that movie so much man it's really.
Good. Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Like, and, you know, like, I'm not really a Superman guy, but

(46:22):
like, this movie looks good. Yeah.
Like regardless of what I think about the character, the movie
looks good. Yeah, 'cause it, it plays up the
fact that like, yes, he's this like unstoppable God, but like,
he's just a dude. Yeah, like, he's just a guy.
And like it it, it plays into that like quite a bit.

(46:43):
The pressure of everything on one guy's shoulders.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, it's, it's, I
definitely want to see it. I'm definitely going to the
movies to see. What am I saying?
I'm going three more times. How many times did you see
Guardians in the theatre? I saw each one at least twice,

(47:04):
probably three times each. Yeah, yeah.
I again, I love the for the samereason I love those movies.
Like they've got a heart to them.
They make you give a shit like you know about the characters
like and about things in your own life like.
Yeah, the only movie I ever saw twice in the theater was Sweeney
Todd. Really.
Yeah. It's a lot easier when you see

(47:25):
shit for free. Yeah, I bet.
Yeah. You're like, I got nothing to do
and a movie ticket burning a hole in my pocket.
Sleep in the theater for a little while.
Yeah, I see ya. It's hot out.
AC is on in there. Oh shit.
The fuck did I watch last night?I watched a movie.
I watched this last night. Yeah, and I watched this

(47:48):
yesterday morning. Oh, I watched the luckiest man
in the world. That was really fucking good.
Luckiest man in the world. It's about the dude in the 80s
who like he went on that show, press your luck, the game show,
and he figured out like it. The whole point of the show was
basically like a slot machine, like there was like a bore.

(48:11):
No whammy, no whammy. Yeah, that show.
And he figured out the pattern, the patterns of like when things
would flash. So he would just boom, like hit
it. And like he just kept winning
and winning and winning and winning.
And like, at the time, he won like over $100,000, which is
like the most amount of money anybody ever won on a game show.
And the whole show is like, while that's going on, like

(48:32):
they're figuring out what's happening in the production
booth. They're, like, trying to figure
out ways to fuck with them and, like, throw them off Like, yeah.
Walton Goggins plays the host ofthe show.
Oh, really? Yeah.
And of course he's fucking Walton Goggins.
Like, knocks it out of the park.Paul Walter Hauser plays the
guy. He he's in a lot of shit as,

(48:55):
like, a backup dude. Always, like, a goofy, like,
chubby dude, like, with, like, abeard and, like, frilly hair.
He's one of those guys. Like, if you've seen him, you
know, you've seen him in a movie.
I just can't take anything off the top of my head.
He played that, that fucking Clint Eastwood movie about the
Olympic bombing. He played the security guard.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that guy. Yeah, yeah.

(49:15):
Baby Billy's bobble bunkers. Don't get us started fucking
Uncle baby Billy quotes. I saw a fucking gossad nerd
shirt this week. Get out, nobody asked for your
worth of chime in. I bought Moniga hoodie and it's

(49:37):
the fucking still misbehaving 89tour poster on it.
I. Won't have to act this
motherfucker myself. Dangerous dude.
Like it is so ingrained into my fucking DNA that spoiler alert

(49:57):
when I quit my job today I was talking to my buddy about what
was going on. I was like I'm only asking for
$2,000,000 in an 8 balls. Is that so much cocaine?
Lord bless this cocaine. It's like I'm your daddy now,

(50:28):
like I don't. I don't want to go back and
rewatch that show. I just want it to live in my
memory. Forever.
I need to marinate for a little while before I go back.
I I have gotten close to watching.
We're starting to rewatch eastbound and down though.
Yeah, it's been a while. I started watching Vice
Principals and I just like, I like, I love this.
All right, I'm done with this. I bet when she comes over here

(50:52):
she's going to smell like fuckedbutt holes.
Kids are calling that truffle butter.
God. I have not seen that show yet.
Oh, so good. It's.
Walton Goggins and Danny McBride, as vice principals of
this high school, like rival vice, rival vice principals

(51:12):
because they each want to be theprincipal who was, who was, in
fact, Henry Winkler. Yes, he was.
He was the original principal. Yes.
That's on the. List.
Oh God, yeah. Jesus Christ.

(51:40):
Fucking it has got to be one of the best characters in sitcom
history or TV history. Uncle Baby Belly?
Yeah, Fuck yeah he is 0. God let me collect myself.
I don't want to. Yeah, I read a bunch of comics

(52:01):
this week. I just read like a bunch.
I caught up on like all the absolutes.
Oh yeah, Martian Manhunter. Still the best of the bunch.
Yeah. Oh, by far.
Really. It's like I love the art style
because it's like that retro like 60s look OK and like I I
have a a a known aversion for weird for the sake of weird.

(52:22):
This is fucking weird but like it explains everything but.
He's a Martian. Exactly.
Yeah, Yeah. Like in the latest issue, like,
he's investigate. He's like an FBI agent.
And it's like in the middle of the summer and like, all these,
like, riots are like, basing it,like breaking out all over the
city. He's trying to figure out why

(52:43):
and like he's got the Martian like, oh, the whole time, like
he's like over his shoulder, like basically talking to him.
Like Marvin the Martian. No.
Well, he's fucking Jon Jones, The Martian, apparently.
So you're seeing like things from like his perspective, but
also from like the Martian's perspective, who's also like.
Oh, that's right, 'cause he likehe like he doesn't know that

(53:04):
he's Martian man, he. He knows like something.
He's like, communicating with the thing now, so he knows that
something's up. But like the Martian, like, sees
emotions and stuff and like, were you looking at something?
What happened? No.
I have to look at things. Oh, and like, you know, he like,

(53:25):
you know, as he's like investigating, like the Martians
is like doing shit in the background.
And like you hear like the Martians thoughts, like, you
know, like the, the white light,it's not right.
Like something's wrong with the light.
Like and like as he's like investigating it, you see the
Martian in the background, like literally picking up the sun out
of the sky, like looking at it like taking things out, like
fucking. It's so crazy and weird.

(53:47):
It's very Alan Moore. Yeah, I I love it all.
It's it's so good. All right, let's fucking party.
I finished The Mummy this week. Oh yeah, not a fan.
Not great, not great. I still have the Dracula one
that you let me borrow. Yes, and I still have yet to

(54:09):
actually read it. Yeah, I think Frankenstein is my
favorite of all of them. Dracula might be #2 it's close
between Frankenstein and Dracula.
I liked the creature. Yeah, that's right.
That was a good one. Yeah, Yeah.
I like the creature more than I like Frankenstein.
All of them have like a distinctsetting either like within the

(54:31):
time frame of their movies, likein the background or like, you
know, just to like, you know, orlike after or adjacent, like,
you know, they're kind of tied in.
This one was like, I don't it's maybe it's just been too long
since I've seen the original mummy.
Like it's because there's like afinality to the ending that like

(54:52):
was that part of the movie? Like, I don't remember.
Yeah. So yeah, I don't know.
It was just, I don't know, like the art style really wasn't
conducive to it. It's like the story.
I don't get me wrong, there werethings that I liked, but
overall, I think that was my least favorite of the Monsters
comics so far. They already announced the next

(55:12):
one, which I'm hyped for. It's the Invisible Man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They haven't been the Wolfman
yet, so that's got to be. Oh.
That's right. Yeah.
But yeah, they they gave it a little preview at the end of
that one of the Invisible Man, which I'm hyped for 'cause I, I
really like that movie. Like more than I thought I was
going to. Yeah.
Yeah, we're having some Twitch freezing issues, but closing and

(55:33):
reopening solves it. But that's not great.
Oh yeah, yeah, who knows? If that's us, it's Twitch.
Sorry fam, we started watching Parks and Rec.
Oh yeah. Yeah.
It's a good show. It's I'm enjoying it.

(55:54):
Season 1 is not great. It gets better.
Like season 2 or three. Yeah, Once what's his name?
Adam Scott comes on. OK, Yeah, it gets better.
Yeah, 'cause like it. It just feels like a different
flavour of The Office. Yeah, and The Office is not my
show. It doesn't like differentiate
itself until later on. Yeah, it it, it is good, but.

(56:15):
Ron Swanson. Yeah.
That's the shit. I'll have all of your bacon and
eggs. What else?
Checked out the Twilight market Saturday night.
I do enjoy that event, it's pretty cool.

(56:35):
Was that the Albany? The Albany one, Yeah.
The the mall, yeah, there was. I think there was less vendors
there this time, but probably because the the forecast was
supposed to be rain. Oh, really?
Yeah, but yeah, I know they like, I I like what they got
going on there. It's a really nice setup.
They had a bar open too this time, which is nice.
Yeah, like the restaurant there had like their back bar open.

(56:57):
Yeah, So you can go get drinks. Nice.
Let's see. Yeah, let's see.
We still haven't crossed an hour.
Fuck, It's fine. We're gonna cross an hour.
Yeah, in eight seconds. Jesus what the fuck else did I

(57:17):
do this week? I feel like I watched more
movies. I unironically started Grey's
Anatomy. Really.
Yeah, Yeah, it's. Not that.
Bad. All right.
I, I, it's, it's very reminiscent of Scrubs with less
humor. Yeah, but it came first.
That makes me sad because it makes me wonder if Scrubs is

(57:39):
just a boi and RIP off of Grey'sAnatomy.
Grey's Anatomy is just. It's like it's Grey's Anatomy is
General Hospital for millennialsmaybe.
I don't know. Yeah, it's it's a fucking soap
opera. It's also been on for 15 years.

(58:03):
21 seasons. So 2025 years, I don't have the
fucking capacity to watch a showthat's been on that long.
It's gonna take me forever. TJ with the Zingers all night

(58:26):
long. Listen, I was.
Filling the silence. OK, You're filling something.
Yeah. What else have I done?
What else have I done? Yeah, I feel like I've watched
more or done more, I just don't remember.
Yeah. Oh I started watching that

(58:48):
mortician show on on HBO. Oh yeah.
Yeah, we watched the first episode.
That is fucking crazy. Fucking crazy.
Yeah, it only gets crazier. This guy was putting like, what
was like, like 50 people in a cremate, you know, cremation of
it at a time or whatever. Like, yeah.
It's just efficient. Yeah, that's what he was saying.

(59:09):
That's what he. Was basically his argument,
yeah. Instead of like burning a body
and giving somebody that body's ashes that might consequently
have some ashes from somebody else in them, he's just like,
here's some ashes. You don't know the difference.

(59:30):
Oh man, yeah. They were, yeah, they, they
bought like a, you will get there there, but like they
bought a ceramics factory for the giant kiln that it had and
they were putting like 200 bodies in there.
Like there's a running statistic, like a YEAH showing
throughout the show per year. Yeah, like Creo Cremation's

(59:51):
done. Like, you know, in 1982 it was
like 80 something. Like Cremation's done in 1983,
it was like 100 and something. Yeah.
Like by the time they get to like 8688 it's like 4005
thousand. Like.
And they just have the one building with the two ovens in
it. Yeah, yeah.
Just running constantly. Oh man, yeah, that was some

(01:00:14):
fucking gnarly shit. Oh yeah, and the grease fires
from the people. God damn.
What is this called? The Mortician.
It's on H, it's on Max. OK, I got.
That yeah, yeah, there there were laws like penned because of

(01:00:40):
this guy. Yeah, yeah.
We started watching another documentary that like, wasn't
quite as interesting. We immediately got off of like
it was called Renfair and it's about this dude who like
basically like we've we've run into these characters and the
local convention scene who like sets up basically like a Kingdom
for himself in this Renfair likein Texas.

(01:01:02):
And like it's all about like, you know, the who's going to
succeed him. Like he's like 85 or something
like that. He's on like like he even says
he's on like 14 like dating apps.
Like it's fucking it's this crazy bullshit like people
stabbing each other in the back to be like the king of the
Renfair. Like it sounds like it'd be
awesome. He wasn't.

(01:01:24):
Like I feel like if I was into that scene, I would just take
over the throne like fucking Conan did, you know what I mean?
Like, yeah, hit him with some fucking like call the Conqueror
shit. I rule by this axe bang.
Somebody try to take me. And make him watch a shitty
movie and then be just so disappointed that they don't
want to be ruler anymore. I'll stand by it and I'll take

(01:01:47):
it to my group. Call the Conqueror fucking.
Rules. I think we have two people in
this room. We would disagree.
I don't. Give a fuck.
I had to spend money to watch. That movie, I didn't do that in
the 90s. Come on, how can you hate on a

(01:02:08):
fucking Kevin Sorbo? Oh.
Where do I start? Wait.
Oh, wait. Where do wait?
Hold on, Kevin. Sorbo in the 90s though.
Hit the Knicks. Not here, but.
No, that's also a sketchy subject.
That's true. It's not as funny now, yeah.

(01:02:33):
Fuck y'all. Everything is on fire and
horrible. Yeah, it is.
It is. I'm done living through, like
all these fucking events. Interesting times.
Yeah. Can I have a boring time?
Yeah. Why couldn't all this shit
happen when I was a kid and not paying attention to the news

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like. I mean similar things were
happening. I didn't fucking know about that
similar all right, we should probably wrap up why we don't
have to I'm. Done.
I'm out of. I'm out of things.
What do you motherfuckers got? There's 11 people out there.
Oh, shit. Yeah.
Anybody throw a topic out, we'llwe'll freestyle on it right now.

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Yeah. Nickel even beatbox.
It'll be good. Caveat, caveat, a little beat
box. Poorly, I'm not.
Going to say something out loud?Hey, hey, those files don't
exist, all right? We all know it.

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Stop talking about it because everyone.
Just stop. This is the wildest shit ever.
Release the file. Wait a minute.
No, there. No, there are none.
Why are we? Still talking about it.
The world is on fire. I can't.
Believe you're still talking about this?
My God it's so who cares. We live in the dumbest fucking

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timeline. We do, We do.
We're so close to Idiocracy. We.
Pay Brando. It's got one plan.
It's great. It's another movie I've never
seen, but it's just so. Oh, you should.
I think you should that I. Know someone?
Yeah, You're, you're seeing it now, I mean.
Pretty much funny. I'm told the movie.

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'S funny. I mean, it is the the, the
official footwear of those people were, were Crocs, just so
you know. Wait, really?
Yeah, before Crocs became like the cultural phenomena that it
is, they were like, yeah, let's use these shoes in the movie.

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Hilarious. Yeah.
Because they're worn by morons. Oh my God.
Yeah, yeah. And here we are.
Well, that's just what you wear in public.
Thing with this in like the first Deadpool movie, which was
what, 2014? He put some minds like these are
my masturbating shoes and like now they're they're public

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fucking footwear. Yup.
Christ. All right, let's wrap this shit
up. We got plugs, dude.
We got, we got, we got shits of loads, shit loads of plugs.
Shit loads shit. Loads of plugs, Yes, at the end.

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Well, not the end of the month. Beginning of the next month.
You can check out myself representing big dumb monsters
at Tampa Bay Comic Con going to be hosting.
Going to be a busy boy going. To be a busy motherfucker
hosting some shockingly large panels.
Your boy is going to be in ballroom A multiple times

(01:05:52):
throughout the fucking. Plenty of ballroom.
There is so much ballroom. I am going to be talking with,
among others, Shameek Moore, whois Miles Morales of fucking
across the Into the Spider versefame.
Yeah, which? Is a dope.

(01:06:14):
Yeah, he's also, I forget who plays from the Wu Tang Clan on
the Wu Tang show. Oh.
Which was also awesome. One season.
That was awesome. Yeah.
Who the fuck was he? I can't remember for the life of
me, yeah. But yeah, no, we're definitely

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going to be talking about that. I am going to be talking with.
Known weirdo Randy Quaid. Known eccentric Randy Quaid.
I'm going to be doing a panel with Randy Quaid.
I cannot fucking wait for that panel.
Aside from I'm like, I'm not even going to talk about the
weird shit he's been in fucking awesome movies.

(01:06:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I cannot wait to talk to
Randy Quaid. I'm talking to Sebastian Hansen,
who was just in the Minecraft movie, which means I got to
watch the fucking Minecraft. It's actually not the bad.
Let's hope so. The Minecraft movie.
It's it's OK all right. It's OK, all right.

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I am talking to Drake Bell of Nickelodeon fame and I think he
voiced Spider Man in one of the cartoons.
I think so. I am doing the Attack on Titan
voice actors panel. This is all shit like I
volunteered for after that initial e-mail that came
through. And then what was the one I'm

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not mentioning? I haven't mentioned.
Oh, I'm, I'm talking with Gabriel Iglesias.
Yeah. That's fucking crazy.
What is your life right now? I have.
No idea. Like, yeah, it's going to be me
and fluffy, like on a stage fucking.
So yeah, if you're in the Tampa Bay area, check it out.
It's going to be fucking banging.

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And then? And those are just the ones that
you're hosting. Yeah, yes, I have to to contact
friend of the show Ken Reid, whoalso may be there.
Yeah, who? I, if he is, I, I suspect he's
also getting some of the bigger stuff too.
Yeah. I I'm, I I will say I'm
disappointed that I did not get fucking Keith David, but I am

(01:08:25):
totally happy with what I did get.
Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
I would have loved to talk to Keith.
I'm still getting a picture withKeith David.
I don't. Oh fuck.
Yeah, I, I it's going to cost you like $120.00.
I don't give a fuck. I don't give.
AI haven't done money, motherfucker.
Yeah, exactly. So yeah, yeah, I, I'm so hyped.
I cannot wait. And then after that, at the

(01:08:47):
beginning of September, you're going to be able to check us out
at the Dark Forest Oddities Expo.
That is the first Saturday in September date which I will
someday memorize. Yeah.
You'll get there, Yeah. Then it's going to be.
At the Yeah, yeah, it's somebody's job.

(01:09:07):
I I'm pretty sure it's the Marriott Peabody PBOT.
It's the Marriott near Salem. It is close proximity to Boston
and Salem. So come check us out.
Head up Boston for some fucking awesome seafood or go to Salem
for some cool spooky shit. Make it a whole day.
Make it a weekend. I am certainly trying to make it

(01:09:29):
a one day trip. In and out.
Yes, exactly. And then right before Halloween,
you're going to be able to checkus out at the Expo is the
Halloween Canna Expo that is in Seekonk, MA.

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Check them out as well. That is going to be a banger of
an event. TJ what the fuck?
Is wrong with you, Everything and nothing.
I would just ask Keith David about his roles in Firestarter
and An Officer and a Gentleman Until He Loses It and Men At
Work. Yes, Oh my God, I would.

(01:10:14):
Oh fuck, I could have brought that up, damn it.
All right. Just Keith David, can you just
say somebody threw away a perfectly good white wolf?
I'm sure we will have some otherevents coming up, maybe around
the Halloween time with our friends at the bar and be

(01:10:38):
probably, I don't want to assume, but our drinky friends.
Yeah. Yeah, let's throw some fucking
Yep, Seacock, Seaconk, there's an N in there.
And yes, please head to the Bulland Bee.

(01:10:59):
Dot com. You can use Code Monster Mead.
Get $5 off of your online order.You can pick that up.
You can get it delivered howeveryou want to get it.
They're going to get it to. You.
Yeah. Basically knocks the shipping
right off your order. Yes.
And fuck is it delicious. It's so good.
I I'm saying I had some, I bought a couple of cans of

(01:11:19):
fucking mirth when I was there on July 4th, and I had some
yesterday after doing some yard work.
Yeah, yeah. All right.
Raise your plugs. Let's.
Do some plugs. All right, our website is
www.bigdumbmonsters.com if you want to work with us, you want

(01:11:41):
to suggest something for the show, movies we should watch,
beer we should drink, changes wecan make to the show, shows we
can add to the network. Anything you want to hit us up,
do it at [e-mail].
You can also hire us too. As Nick said, we, oh, we host
events. We host.
Yeah. Yeah, we do all kinds of shit.

(01:12:03):
We're we're. Fucking good like that.
Yeah, we are good like that. Yeah, if you want to, you can
find us on Slasher, the all horror social network.
We're Big Dumb Monsters podcast and you can occasionally find us
logged into our Steam account, Big Dumb Monsters.
Not too often these days, but. These days, who has time for

(01:12:24):
games? Pretty much it is a like.
Although I do see you logged into snap a lot.
Well, that's because I'm doing that while I'm doing other stuff
like. Yeah, yeah.
Like working or. Working.
Here's the thing Chris. Like you could stream yourself

(01:12:45):
playing Marvel Snap. I I got 10 years to retirement.
If Snap's still going on, then I'll you, you'll find me.
Oh, Jesus. Yeah.
Wait, what was this fucking? TJ Bull and B Trust me, if you

(01:13:06):
type pull and P you get wildly different results.
You're a fucking madman. I don't know.
I just like Podcastitutes. Yeah, yeah, that is the most
accurate name for us I've ever heard.
Yeah. It's fine.

(01:13:31):
I feel like I had another service that we were hirable for
that I thought of and I forget what it was.
Trivia. Trivia.
Spooky karaoke, I guess. Yeah, we could do that.
I don't. Want to do that?
We can. I mean, it's really just going
all right now this son of a bitch is going to sing this
fucking song we all like and like, you know, and just do it

(01:13:54):
for the next person. Yeah, shit.
Hosting. I don't know.
We do a lot of shit. Just fucking e-mail us, yeah?
Like, we'll figure it out. Hook us up.
Hook us up. We are not above whoring
ourselves for things, yeah. You.
Yes, thank you. I was just about to mention my
path of the plugs. You can check out our show on

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Instagram and threads at Big under score Dumb under score
Monsters. We are back up on Facebook too,
motherfucker. Yes we are.
You can hit us up at whatever the Facebook intro is slash Big
Dumb Monsters. I I think it's Facebook.
Dot com probably that sounds about right yeah yeah fuck man.

(01:14:45):
If you had followed us in the past, you're going to have to
refollow us. So search it out follow the new
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is the avatar picture like the we for reasons don't have access
to our old page reasons that liein probably Russia or
Kazakhstan, who knows. We stream this show every week

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live at 7:45 on Monday night on YouTube and Twitch.
You can check us out on both of those platforms at Big Dumb
Monsters. You should check out our T
Public store right there. It's all that info is right
there in the comments. We are at T public.com.

(01:15:32):
You can just search for the Big Dumb Monster store there.
I got to put up some new some new designs.
I got to put those different eclectic cult media designs.
Because that is the network thatwe are on.
That is the network. That is the network, yes.
You can check out that network linktree at link dot.

(01:15:54):
I always get this fucked up every God damn TR linktr dot EE
slash look. Christ's sake.
Eclectic. Cult media.
What? He said, Yes, thank you.
I'll freaking type. It out dude.
Thanks. Yeah, do your job.
Do it. In our normal stuff.

(01:16:18):
Vermont Stewarts podcastitudes.com there's a.
Vermont Stewarts now or soon there will be.
Yeah, I think there are like there.
Are Vermont Stewarts? Well, the first one was the only
recent. Yeah, I think you're right about
that, actually. Because they bought another
company and part of the closing was that they had to close some
locations and open up all the locations that store happened to

(01:16:39):
have from Vermont presence. Eclectic cult media, that's who
we are. Yeah, Look for it.
Look for that. Name.
That is. That is who we are.
So we're watching The Void next week.
We are everybody. Watch the void.
Yeah, fucking rat. And let's hope it has more
trivia, more credits for its actors. 100% should.

(01:17:02):
It's been out for a few years. Otherwise, I'm gonna have to get
a life and do shit this week so we can talk about it.
Oh. Gross look, Donner's even mad.
Tyler's always pissed. Yeah, pretty much.
He's got issues. The boy is not right.
Tell you what that boy era tell you what?

(01:17:28):
All right, I'm still delaying signing off because I'm still
having fun. Yeah, well.
We'll get there for some reason.Going to go see.
I know what you did last summer this week.
I know it's going to suck. I know it's.
Yeah, well, the first one did, so it has a long history of
sucking. Sucking.
It's been sucking since the 90s.We fucking wild fact we read the

(01:17:48):
novelization or maybe it was a book first.
We read that when I was in like middle school.
Really. Yeah.
We read the novelization of Something Wicked This Way comes
in high school. Really.
I hate that movie and I hated that book.
Yeah, I. Hated it.

(01:18:09):
Yeah, electric clip media. Yep.
Nope, that's only an adult worldthat gets 50 bucks for the large
unit. It's just a.
Car battery and jumper cables. Oh Lord, I think we've
humiliated ourselves enough for this evening.

(01:18:30):
I've not yet begun to humiliate myself.
Sir, I have not yet begun to humiliate myself.
This is Christina. Oh God.

(01:18:59):
Turns out TJ's never made a woman go oh.
God damn it, it's time to go. It's is.
It Yeah. All right, all right, all right.

(01:19:25):
You ready for some words of wisdom?
Yeah, let's get some words of wisdom on this motherfucker.
All right, don't let ghoulies eat your ass.
And never sleep in a deathbed. Bye.