Episode #57: Tyrone Williams

Tyrone Williams is this week's guest all the way from Philly! Tyrone performs for schools in educational shows and also does standup comedy. It wasn't until we were talking on the podcast that I found out he is also a skater and he knows a previous guest!

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Episode Transcript

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Welcome to Big Hoss's Tailgate. And we're live.
We're going to crack off a beer first.
All right, Yeah, there we go. So I am with my very special

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guest. See, I'm very bad.
When I meet people, I do forget names.
Oh, that's normal. So I will let you introduce
yourself. Tyrone Williams, comedian out of
Philadelphia and edutainer as well.
Yeah, that was what I thought was interesting.
I met you. You came to the Rogue BBQ, Mike.
And when you're like, Oh yeah, like I had to entertain travels

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to school and like entertains kids.
I was like that I need to talk to this person 'cause I'm sure
you have some cool stories. It's the, it's really is the
best job in the world. It's, it's just so much fun.
So it's like I, I got into it 'cause I just worked with kids
all in Philadelphia from skateboarding and things like
that. And after skating and, and

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teaching kids skating, we developed like a show where we
was showing kids how we use physics to create skateboarding
tricks. And then a company seen that
show and they liked it. They bought the rights to it.
So then that's how I got into going to schools and doing
school shows. And now I'm with a new company
now doing a new type of show, but it's still like educational.

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Oh, that's dope. So yeah.
How long you been doing that for?
I've been working with kids for like like 15 years or so like
that since I was 14. So it's a lot longer than that.
Like, yeah, almost 20 years, yeah.
And I've been doing educational shows like assemblies for about
6 years. OK, yeah, that sounds dope.

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I mean, I mean, how many schools?
I mean, do you travel like very far or like, do you just stay
local? Well, when I was with one
company, I was covering between Maine and South Carolina and
that that schedule was like really rigorous and I was doing
a a space theme show at that time and I was doing a space
theme show. I did like a magic show. 1 show

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I was I used to do was I used toactually play as Doctor Martin
Luther King. So I would like step out of a
time machine and basically say, you know, to talk about my life
as Doctor King. That was pretty cool.
Oh, dope. I remember like when it there
was when I was a kid, there was like it was like one of those
like my parents would buy those like direct to DVD stuff movies.

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So I get those bad direct to DVDs kid movies.
So they played this ad and it was my friend Martin.
It was like an educational thing.
Do you ever hear that? I remember something like that.
I remember just the my friend Martin, but I can't remember
specifically what was about like.
I remember they got to visit like key points in his life but
they were time traveling. Time traveling, right?

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Yeah. And then it was like they had a
bunch of. Celebrities like Do the Voices
and. Stuff And I remember because it
was like they were trying to tell him at the end to like not
go out on the balcony because they know what's going to happen
and I. Go out.
The FBI is going to kill you. Yeah, something like that.
I haven't watched it in so long,but I just remember, I just

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remember when Doctor King was like, it has to be done.
Like, if it's not, then you know, like the changes I made
isn't going to work or some shitlike that.
And then I just remember him walking out.
As soon as he got shot, I fucking turned it off.
I was like, man, fuck this man. Yeah, just kill him off.
Like you got to do whatever you want.
It's a cartoon. Yeah, you could.
You could change the history. You know, I want a Quentin
Tarantino version. That's what he should do.

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Just keep Quentin Tarantino should do versions of alternate
history. I loved it.
Yeah, that would be dope. Like when he killed Hitler and
Inglourious Basterds, I was like, that was not what I was.
Expecting. I was not expecting you to dump
a whole mag into him like that. I'm like, dude, that was that
movie. Christopher Walk Chris, I forgot
his last. Name Christophe.
Waltz, Christophe Waltz, man. Like he is.

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That's an actor, right? There.
Oh my God. I mean.
That scene when the when he was with the French dude and he was
like talking to him in French, then he switched to English and
all that. And like just the way he did
that scene, it was just way too intense.
And I'm like, fuck, yo, I'm like, I even, I'm sitting there.
I'm like, yo, they downstairs? Yeah, like.

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Oh my God, the scene. I remember the scene that we
always used to laugh at in high school was when he goes say
Evita Zayn to your Nazi balls and he would just mag mag dumps
that his entire nuts. Oh my God.
I was like damn. That movie was crazy.
Yeah, 'cause you had early Magneto or Young Magneto in it.

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Michael Fassbender, him. Mike Myers has a random cameo
like it's, I think he's like a guy talking to Churchill.
Damn, I can't, I can't even remember.
I don't even remember seeing himin it.
Yeah, he's got 'cause he has so much makeup on, you can't tell.
Yeah, yeah, no, I didn't even notice that.
That was like, you know what that reminds me of?

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That reminds me of like that onescene in Do you ever see Band of
Brothers? Yeah.
And then Jimmy Fallon just pops the fuck up out of nowhere.
Did he? Everyone pops up in that movie,
you're watching it. I was like, hey, look, Abraham's
a huge like storyline in this. The guy from Walking Dead.
Wait. Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tall Abe.
Yeah, yeah, redhead. Dude, I have you ever met like

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celebrities and you're like, oh,you're not as tall as I thought.
No, I haven't met any celebrities.
I met the only celebrity, I guess, like you could say I'm
was Rodney Mullen, which is likehe's a, you know, the godfather
of skateboarding. That was like the best moment of
my life 'cause I love Rodney Mullen.
Like he's the whole reason why Ibecame a skateboarder in the 1st
place. So I met him out in Canada.

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But besides, oh, you know who else I met?
Vivica A Fox. That's a huge one.
Yeah, but Independence Day. Yeah.
But it was like, I didn't even get to talk to her.
I just, I was delivering food. I was working at a smokehouse,
and they ordered it there. And she was just, she was just
there. And I was just sitting there
staring at her like you like ribs.

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And then she just went on, Yeah,it just moved on.
Was like who's this weird kid staring at me?
You're like, oh, I loved you, aneraser.
Yeah, I loved doing soul food. Like that was one of my first
Vivica. Like I've seen her.
I was like, I love that movie. Soul food.
Yeah, I think yeah, she is an eraser.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger movie with the rail guns.
Nope, never seen that. Oh, it was like ATV, like one of

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those ones that you'd always seeon like CBS all the time, like
on a Saturday night movie. And they're like, oh, this is an
R rated movie, but we can kind of cut this down for like TVI
was like, Oh my God, this is my first like Arnold movie I got to
watch. It was like R.
I'm going to be honest, the onlyArnold movie I've seen was
Terminator 2. I didn't even.
See the solid 1 to see. That I didn't even see the first

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Terminator. I also got to recommend Conan
the Barbarian. I I don't even remember if that
was on Disney. Oh no, it's like a cartoon.
Well, you're thinking Dave the Barbarian.
Oh shit, yeah, that's what it is.
No Conan the Barbarian, you got to watch that Arnold or the
original Arnold one. The second one sucks, but the
first Arnold ones like got JamesEarl Jones in it like he's like

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he's like this evil sorcerer or whatever and he's like the snake
worships the snake God and just makes naked ladies walk off
cliffs. It's a real.
Why? I don't know, 'cause it's like a
barbarian shit. So people are always naked for
some reason. I mean, that's cool, but I mean
why are you making them walk offthe cliffs?
You got a problem or something? I.
Think it was just flexing, just being like, look how much

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powerful I am. Oh yeah, he's James Earl Jones.
Like it's post Darth Vader, so he's like.
Yeah, he's him. He's him then.
I always loved him when he showed up in movies.
Yeah, I love him and coming to America.
That was great. I like how him and the woman
that played the queen are Mufasaand the queen in Lion King.

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It was like someone's a Coming to America fan.
Yeah, yeah. And Lion King, dude, that, that
movie was one of my favorites coming up.
And that was like, I honestly think I think that was the first
time as a kid, like I, I got like emotionally damaged by a
movie. You know, that was like the
first, like when when Mufasa died, I was like, I was fucked
up over that shit. Jazz Scar.

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I still want to fuck with him. I that was that year of like
Disney movies was the best. Yeah, it really was.
They can never top. That no no, I mean I like some
of the their new stuff is prettygood, but I still to this day I
still love Mulan Tarzan. Fucking dude.
Tarzan, listen, you can tear down a village if you play play

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that Tarzan soundtrack. Phil Collins will.
Hike I I listen to that shit. Son of Man is one of the still
one of my favorite songs. When I first had my son I used
to play that shit and I was likegetting all emotional and I'm
like, I'm getting emotional. The fuck guitars like what is
happening to me? Dude, there's a guy like does
Viking metal and he did Son of Man and it just like sort of
man. It's like I'm.

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Like, oh shit, I got to hear that.
You got to give me that one. I'm.
Like, put this in Thor and I will fucking lose my shit.
Oh my God. Yeah, I like that one.
I've heard you ever hear Usher? He'll do.
You'll be in my heart. Yeah, I heard that.
One. That one's.
It's it's OK, but it doesn't hitlike Phil Collins.

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Yeah, that's true 'cause Phil Collins is not like he went off.
He did. That's that was his best.
One of his best. I know it's not an album, but
damn it, it should have been. Oh yeah, This is the best
soundtrack. One of the best music
soundtracks I've ever heard. Yeah, even when it like he even
did the I think Nsync's on that album, 'cause they do trash in
the camp. It's when the gorillas come in,

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they trash the camp and everything.
They're like shit, that's that'sinsane.
I think it's either them or Backstreet Boys.
It's one of the pop bands that came in and they did it, yeah.
Damn, that sounds more like some**NSYNC shit rather than
Backstreet Boys. I'll tell you what, they were

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basically R&B groups with Anybody wants to say it.
I mean, come on. Yeah, like there's some R&B when
they do the slow. Stuff pop or I still put them in
pop or whatever, like that pop artist or even they are R&B.
You know what? I had a hard time like
describing what genre Ed Sheeranis in 'cause I'm like, what the

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fuck is he 'cause? He's like folk pop.
R&B like he sings some soulful shit like dive like that.
That song is fire and I just heard it for the first time like
this week. Oh dude, you got to hear when
Luke comes, does it? I heard his version.
Too his version when he's that bass, it's like another guy like
I like. I'm a big country guy, obviously

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like that and a bunch of nerd shit.
No, I love nerd shit. I'm a anime guy myself.
That's fair. OK.
I mean, I got into some anime. I'll tell you what you got to
find. I feel like if you want to get
into anime you got to find the one anime that like if there's
an anime version of something you like, like I like
Terminator. Watch the Terminator anime.

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Oh, it rips like it one. It's one of those it explains
every movie that it like all themovies are Canon.
Oh shit, really? Because they're not actually
jumping, like you're not actually traveling traveling
through town, you're just going to another alternate reality.
Oh, OK. And now you're actually seeing
how everything progressed the way that it did, right?

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So. Like the first Terminator movie
just happens that they didn't change nothing.
Once you travel back in time, nothing changed.
You're still fighting the, you know.
Right. Damn.
Yeah, it explains that and it's like it, it makes all the movies
cannon. Like you could watch any of them
be like, Oh yeah, this is a timeline where this happened.
You know what else they because the Netflix have been dropping

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animes recently and they droppedthe Tomb Raider 1 which I
thought was cool but they also dropped Devil May Cry.
I never got into those. I never played the game.
I played like a demo version of it.
It was like, do you remember back when Pizza Hut used to,
this may be some suburban shit, but back they used to have demo

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games when you go to Pizza Hut and they would have like a bunch
of different games on that one disc and you can for free.
And I think one of those discs had Devil May Cry on it for me
one time and it was just like you just spun around.
But I was like, damn, this dude is fucking whipping these demons
ass right now. And that's all I remember from
it. I mean, Netflix though, it's
good. Yeah, I mean, like they're

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basically like the games were basically like that and God of
War were the same, like they were kind of the same deal, you
know, but. Fight puzzle.
Fight puzzle. Yeah, I, I don't think they,
they're waiting for their like God of War moment cause God of
War just went on another level. I played both of them.
I love, I love God of War, love it.

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I, I finished Valhalla, I did all, all of that shit, Ragnarok,
everything. And I'm playing through, I, I
played through it twice, but nowI'm back on Hogwarts Legacy.
OK. Yeah, that's my shit.
I sometimes like we'll just get sucked into cyberpunk.
Never play cyberpunk. So like you play it now compared
to when it first came out for when it first came out, I was so

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mad. Like I had it for PS4 on Gen.
one. It was, you know, my
PlayStation. You could hear the fan kicking
up it sound like a tornado getting ready to take off and
all that shit and the game kept crashing.
I was like I'm pissed. So I got my refund because they
were refunding everybody if the game wasn't working for.
Them I heard about that I remember when they everybody it

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was just way too much yeah, for that system.
So what they did APS 5 version now?
So now there's APS 5 and an Xboxversion.
The game now is completely different, like the combat's
better. They've added things in there
that was supposed to be day one.Like they they stayed through
it. They didn't just abandoned it
and work on something else. They like know we promised it

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was going to be better. It's better.
A lot of people are expecting like it's going to be GTA.
It's. Really not.
It's more like Oblivion and Skyrim.
Oh OK. Like so like open world RPG type
of deal? Right, but the story is going to
be the story. Is still like a linear story.
Yeah, you can make choices and like side quests and how you get
to the end OK, but the end is going to be the same.

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Yeah, so that's normal. I like that.
What did UP do that's finished us?
The SEC? The new Star Wars?
All the Jedi survivor. Jedi survivor.
Yeah, the first one was. Did not fall in order.
Fall in order. Yeah, Fall in order.
And then Survivor. Did you finish Survivor?
Did you see that then? How you feel about that?

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I was disappointed. I was too.
Like I'm first of all, I'm. I'm glad you got with Shorty
like I was, really. Yeah, I was rooting for.
That I was, I was sitting there like when I first when they
first met up. I'm like, what's happening here?
I was like, yeah. I'm like something, something's
going on. Then it happened.
I was just like, go ahead, man. You.

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He's been through enough, you know he deserved he.
Deserved. My boy likes goth chicks.
I can't complain. I can't.
I can't knock him. Who?
Doesn't. And when and when the only other
thing that's flirting with you is like a tentacle octopus lady,
you'd be like, you know what? Miriam is looking pretty damn
good right now. Oh yeah, I was like, you can put
that witchy shit on me. I'm so let's go.

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I don't care. Yeah, those creatures, I love
Star Wars. I I hate fucking giant spiders
though. You know what I'm talking about.
When you had to go to the Wookiee planet and make them,
giant spiders would come down. I would shit every time but mad.
Those you know, I, I hate those spiders, but I hate Hogwart
Legacy spiders even more. Those little motherfuckers are a

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problem. Listen, I don't fuck with any
giant animal in a game. Yeah, I'm not a big fan.
Like my bun and buddy was like, oh, dude, I played grounded.
He's like when they had the wolfspiders come, I'm like, no,
what's happening? Yeah, they they're like the
worst spider that you can encounter in the game.
And I was like, you guys, you just hear him at first, then all
of a sudden they're like, I'm like, I don't mess with that.

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No, I had to hit that home screen button so fucking fast
Hell no see, I can't do I can't do those type of things bad with
scary games like I don't play scary games.
I I played. I.
Wanted to play the new Indiana Jones and I was getting scared.
Yeah. Soon as I went down a dark, dark
corridor, I'm like, this is whensomething jumps out.
You know, when I was going through the forest and Hogwarts
Legacy, like I was low key bitching and then I couldn't use

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my broom. I was really scared.
I'm like, I had my vodka diver charged and ready.
First thing that popped up was getting that shit I was
throwing. I was handing them out and they
they, they give you like moral choice in the game too.
They're like they they convince you like yes, this is powerful.
Yes, you can use it, but you shouldn't use it like you're
supposed to say no and don't useit.

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Fuck that shit. I was settling all my problems
with green dog. I'm sending them bitches
anytime. That's how I started the fight.
Just to let you know, just we're.
Setting the tone right here, This is where this is going.
So if you're not willing to takeit here, just back on up because
I'm hitting you with a Crucio and a Bombarda next.

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It's not going to be good. It's not going to be good.
Oh my God, yeah. Like I I totally get it.
Like if I'm going into a game and I know something scary,
shotguns coming out, shotguns like that or the LMG.
I need something loud to like that that helps me feel better.
Yeah, that's how hell divers is because you you're fighting
these like like it's a lot of like Starship Troopers, like

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you'll be fighting the bugs, butthe bugs like to creep up on
you. And there's times where like
you'll be fighting the met and then they sneak up on you and
then you got to spin that machine gun around and just like
moan. It's LMG every time 'cause I'm
like, I'll get, I'll come out. Like at the end your player like
goes back to the ship, but like he's covered in blood.

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So it could be green blood or itcould be human blood.
Whatever you're fighting at the time.
Depends on what you're fighting.Just make sure you're wearing
something that washes it off pretty good.
Oh yeah, I mean, I heard they'regoing to do a movie of that.
That wouldn't be that would be good.
I've been playing the zombies Call of Duty zombies just did
that. Me and my uncle, we just got up

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to level 101. Oh one in the zombies, but we
found like this weird glitch type of thing to help us out and
it works It fucking works It's like a zip line that you would
take it's Liberty falls if you you know, if you play the game
yeah but on Liberty falls there's 2 zip lines that go back
and forth and if you go inside but don't go on the zip line and

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just turn around the zombies will just go into that fatal
funnel right there. And normally that doesn't work
because they can just hop up behind you but for some reason
they don't come up behind you inthe spot.
So we have these jet guns that awonder weapon where it's
literally like a jet turbine andthe spins and it just sucks the
zombies in and shoot them out and we'll just sit there and
just pulse them instead of just run them out because they don't

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run on ammunition. So you don't got to run and find
bullets and none of that shit. And you can just sit there and
tap, tap, tap and just keep sucking all the zombies in
non-stop. And we did that shit for four
fucking hours just to get to level 100.
We're never doing it again. We're done.
We're like Nope. That was a one and done, one and
done. My favorite, I think my favorite

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time playing zombies had to be at the end of Black Ops when
you're playing as JFK, Richard Nixon.
That one was fire. That was that one was fired.
For me it's always the first onefrom World at War because I
remember. Like when that first happened?
No one knew what the fuck was going on.
They didn't mention it. It was, it was just completely
just a end of game activity whenyou finished a career and it was

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terrifying. Treyarch was known for that.
Like do you ever play like when they did the Spider Man games?
Those games were the best. You talk about the the.
The Toby's 2. Ones with the actual Tobey
Maguire ones. Yeah Spider.
That spider man 2 one was the best one.
Oh, yeah. But like, there was that one and
then but the first one, if you beat the game, I think if you

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had to beat it on hard mode, youwould unlock the Green Goblin
and it was an alt and it was youreplaying the events of the
movie. But they rewrote the dialogue so
that Harry is the Green Goblin and he's avenging and some guys
posing as the Green Goblin. Oh shit, I never even knew
about. That it's one of those like so
secret. Like I remember I just went and

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put cheat codes in. That's how I found it when I was
playing the story. I'm like you get the cutscenes
and there was just different dialogue.
Oh, shit. Oh, I got to see that.
Yeah, I'm going. To go on.
YouTube Oh, you think I'm. You think I'm not what I am?
I'm going to check that out as soon as I get back to the hotel.
And they didn't. The bad part was they didn't
think this through all the way. They put a cheat code in me.
You could play as Mary Jane but forgot about the kiss at the end

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of the game so they had two MaryJerry kiss each other.
Now that's funny. So the my game that code
wouldn't work because I bought it was the greatest hits.
That was the first one, Yeah, that was the first Spider one.
That was the one where you're doing the tutorial mode and the
dude goes and get a sandwich andstarts eating a sandwich.
Oh yeah, it's Bruce Campbell. Yeah, that one.

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But that was great. That was one of my favorite,
like, game moments because I'm like, did he really just go to
get a sandwich and then you justhear him chewing it?
He's just like, OK, so here's what you're going to do.
You're going to take this, you're going to jump over that
building right here. Too much mustard.
Like I'm like, I'm like, I neverhad a a a game tutorial like
that before in my life. That's the creative stuff I
missed. Oh yeah, do you remember the I

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can't remember if they did that for there was a there was a
spider man 2 for PS1. That one was like it was like
really bad. It was PS1.
So it was an intra Electro. But at the beginning, you start
off in the Danger Room. So like they put the X-Men as
cameos and there's like you seenBeast, Professor X.

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Oh yeah? Wait, was that the one where at
the end you're running from Carnage?
Yeah, it was the sequel. To that we had to keep Oh, it
was a sequel to that one. Yeah, that one was about
Electro. OK, yeah, no, the one I was on,
the one I played back then, games was quick, was scarce back
in the day. So, you know, I didn't get to
play too much when I was a kid, but I remember that when I

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remember running for my fucking life.
Yeah, you're running from Carnage.
Oh, Carnage mixed with Doc Ock. Yeah, yeah.
And like that was a hard level because the way that level's
designed. Yeah, you and you, the camera
angle's so fucked up and you can't take the time, you can't
fix it. You can't really take the time.
So you have to just know when, as soon as you stop to get that
zip. You just have to make sure

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you're zipping around those corners cuz.
Dude. And I always played on kid mode.
It still was because I was like,yeah, it was a hard game for kid
mode. But then I missed out on so much
of the story because they cut things out of the game.
Like there was a part where it'slike, Oh yeah, you run to the
lizard. I never ran into the lizard
because they cut the part out ofthe game for kid mode.
You only had it on easy, normal and hard.

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Yeah, I think I was on easy. Yeah, I don't think I was on kid
mode because I remember fighting.
Venom was the best though in that game.
Yeah, yeah, that game with them,these games are so, I was so
young at the time. It's just like so hard to
remember them because my mom, like really used to, she was
real big on like, not violent games.
Like the most violent game I wasable to have was Street Fighter.

(23:21):
And that's because it was like no blood, nothing like that.
And I begged and begged and begged and begged and begged.
But like Mortal Kombat? Yeah, my mom was real strict on
that, so there. I didn't get GTA until I was an
adult. Yeah, the first GTAI played was
San Andreas and I think I got itfrom a friend and just was like
playing it in secret and shit. I had to do that.

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Yeah. Remember Gun?
Never played gun. Gun was like a western, but like
they got in trouble because theyhad him like basically like
shooting Indians and they're like oh shit, not very I'm.
About to see if I can buy that joint.
Dude that game was awesome though like it would not because

(24:03):
you got to get I mean. Yeah, no, I'm not going to get
it just to shoot Native Americans, but at.
Least they let you 60 people. What?
Yeah. Like, you're like, if a guy was
on the like on the ground, he was wounded.
You could go over and, like, take his scalp, damn.
And it would just shoot. Did you see the blood spraying
out? I was like, Oh my.
God shit. PS2 like.
God damn, that's yeah, that's brutal right there.

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What else? The game.
You know what game that was likeunderrated or at least good in
this first couple levels, $0.50 had a game bulletproof.
Oh, I remember that. I didn't play it, but I
remember. The game it was fire.
It was like shooting but also hand to hand combat.
So it was, it was just a, it wasjust a fire game, but.
If you go on YouTube there's tons of videos where people are

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like this game is underrated as fuck.
Yeah, like it's one of those. Like Bulletproof is definitely
one of those underrated games. They should if they made a remix
a remake of that. The only game I really think
they should remake is Def Jam. That's why I was wondering how
come they haven't like. The I've been one I've been one
that beat up Nicki Minaj with Glorilla so fucking bad.

(25:04):
That would be amazing. Dude, could you imagine how many
people you could get in there and like, that game would sell
because how many people gonna beat up Katy Perry?
And then like it's OHH. And then that was an.
Unlockable character. DLC, you can have so many.
You can just when new artists come in, you can put them right
in the game. I would love to be like Jelly
Roll versus Big Sean. Like that's not even fucking.

(25:27):
Jelly roll in a fighting game? If how is he not in WWE at
least? Right, at least at least do a
guess appearance. Yeah, those games are fun.
All those wrestling games, like the new old ones, were the best.
Yeah, the last one I played was a Just bring it.
See I I got the the PS plus so II got 22 K 25.

(25:49):
Oh, OK. I got AW fight forever.
That one reminds me of the old PS2 games like Just Bring.
It wait is 2K. On free right now for
PlayStation Plus. It was a couple months ago.
Was it really? Yeah, I probably didn't download
it. Yeah, if you just I got, I got a
premium so I'm like, you know what the fuck is going on Like

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y'all skip me, but I don't really play wrestling too much
anymore. Yeah, because it's too cheesy,
but I like sometimes it's fun tobe like, I want to beat people
up and. You know what it is, I think UFC
made that switch for me because I like those fighting games.
But UFC5I love that dude. There's nothing better than when
you Roundhouse kick somebody andyou just go and they just drop.

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Yeah, and like, I used to love knockouts a lot, especially like
spinning kick knockouts and stuff like that.
But now, especially when I'm playing like motherfuckers
online, they're pissing me off. Ground and pound is like some of
my favorite shit because they really get pissed off.
They're like yo, please just stop.
And just like yo, I'm like, no, you're right here.
I'm up. Keep beating your ass too.
Keep beating your ass. There's nothing like Hulk
smashing somebody. Yeah, just posturing up and bam,

(26:55):
bam, bam, elbow, elbow, hammer, fist.
Yeah, it's a good time. Let's see, we're already out on
the timer. 08 seconds. Oh, I'm close to this one.
So I'm going to check the camerareal quick.
I'll be right back and we're back.
All right. Yeah.
So so how'd you start get how'd you get started in doing stand
up? Oh, OK, so.

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Like was that before doing the the traveling shows or?
No, so it was actually like somereal dark shit, like kind of
not, not super dark, but you know, just life being life.
But I was with this one company before and a ambulance
rear-ended me. And.
That's when my ankle got I got injured and everything like

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that. So I couldn't, I couldn't work,
I couldn't do shows. And basically Long story short,
that company like dropped me. Now I was with that company for
like a lot of years and I like Iwas like already invested where
I was like, this is like going to be my career path with this
company. And I didn't know it was like
more companies that did this andI was making some good fucking

(27:58):
money doing it too. So I was like, I was like in a
just home, you know, just unemployed.
And since I was a independent contractor, it wasn't like I was
getting unemployment or anythinglike that.
So I'm like truly unemployed. Like it's like broke, broke.
So I'm just like, I'm just goingthrough like my times and you
know, I'm chilling and I'm watching Kill Tony just pops up

(28:19):
on my YouTube thing. So I'm like, all right, what the
fuck is this about? And then I'm watching it and
then I'm just seeing all these people like bomb and stuff.
And I'm like, what, what, what got to me wasn't even really the
material. It was the way that just how,
just how they were on stage. And I'm like, I am least
comfortable enough to go up there.
And I'm like, if these people can go up there and do it, I'm
like, dude, I just go ahead and give it a shot.

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So I was like, you know what, let me go ahead.
And I was like, I got, I got allthis free time now and I didn't
have no time to do it. So I was like, let me just start
writing down just stuff. And eventually I had enough for
a 5 minute set And I was like, all right, well, let me just
just give it a whirl. And I, I, I fell in love with it
Ever since I'm like, it's, it's only been, I tried it once in

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November and then I started likeback in February and because I
had to go find a job. So now I do what I still was
doing, but with a different company now.
But I love this new company thatI'm with.
They're amazing. And, but yeah, with the comedy,
I just started, just started trying out some open mics And
ever since then I was just like,this is amazing.

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Like this is just so much fun, meeting the new people and just
having a great time. Oh yeah, that's it.
I started like 2 years ago, likeI was like depressed and didn't
have nothing going on. And my buddy was just like, why
don't you go out and get a hobby?
I'm like, what am I going to go do?
And he goes, why don't you go docomedy?
He goes, you're funny. He goes, you always wanted to do

(29:43):
it. He goes just go do it.
And I was like, all right, I don't even know where to start.
And he's like, we'll go find an open like first one.
I went to Scarpaces Mount Washington.
Yeah, that's where I was yesterday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Fuck yeah. Yeah, it's a fun room, isn't it?
You never know what you're goingto get.
It was a tough room yesterday. It was a lot of it.

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You know, sometimes you just catch like a good crowd and
they're just in the mood to laugh.
You know, not this crowd, not inthe Big Blue to laugh.
They're never in the mood to laugh there.
There never are. So it's one of those like, it's
either that or their people are over talking you and you just,
you're just talking into nothing.
Yeah, but occasionally you'll catch a couple guys and you can

(30:24):
judge off of that. But it's yeah, most of the time
they're not paying attention. But I've seen people go out
there and just like, shut up. Yeah, I was gonna, I was gonna
do. I don't know if it was AI just
and also I just talk sometimes just talk a little too loud on
the mic as well. Yeah, so I was they y'all
motherfuckers going to hear these jokes?

(30:47):
Like I can't, I spent my gas money to get the fuck over here.
Like y'all going to hear these goddamn jokes.
So I'm, I'm loud, I'm all on thestage, I'm making eye contact.
I'm making sure like you're going to hear these jokes.
That's one of the, yeah, that's,that's a mic that I was like,
you just got to go up there, youknow, they don't care.
Throw it all in there. Don't get scared.
Like say what you want, you know, like that.

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It's just a while. Sometimes you have great nights
and there's other nights it's going to be one of those, oh,
it's I'm fighting for my life here.
Yeah, yeah. And that's when it's just like,
all right, let me just dip it tothe greatest hits.
Let me find. That's the hardest thing to do.
Like, that's one of those ones where it's like, that's the
stuff that makes or breaks people.
If you can't make that, if you can't handle that all the time,

(31:30):
then don't even bother. Like, I totally just tell people
I'm like, yeah, 'cause I mean, I've done shows where it's like,
Oh yeah, there's three guys hereand you're like, all right, just
go 100%. Just do it.
Yeah, all the time, all the time.
And I is with what I do now thatit really plays a part because
I'm just so used to speaking in front of like today I just did a

(31:52):
show. My first show had about 400 in
their second show was about 300 people, you know, screaming
kids, loud, loud, screaming kids.
But I'm so used to Speaking of that.
And then I get into like a smallroom and it's like, it's like, I
don't even know. I wouldn't say it's a bad thing

(32:14):
because I like that. It is a little bit more intimate
where now I'm not talking. I don't have to be big.
That's what it is like now. I don't have to be big and it
and it feels like I'm restraining myself a little bit
more. Yeah, it's like now you also
have the ability to, in case youhave to do big.
Yeah, you can do big. Yeah.
Yeah, Some people, it's like I never had to encounter this so.

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A nice little unfair advantage. That's why I say I was like the
first mic I did was in it was a friendly lounge in Philadelphia,
great mic. If you go to Philly Thursdays,
friendly lounge, great mic to goto.
It's like it's upstairs. It's fucking small, but it's
just it's a great time. It's a great time, great
comedians, great place. And I did my first set there and

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it it went, it went pretty damn good.
Like I got a lot of laughs and Iwas like, cool.
And then come to find out, like some people, some comments were
saying, because I announced thatit was my first time ever do a
comedy. And I was getting a lot of that
wasn't your first time doing comedy.
And then now was like, this guy's a fucking fraud.
He's lying. He like it wasn't his first
time. Like nobody's first time is like
that. And I'm just like, yeah, it's my

(33:21):
first time doing comedy, but it's not my first time speaking
in front of people, like real like.
And, and my hat goes off to people who never spoke in front
of people and go directly into comedy because that's that's
hard. That's that's that's
challenging. I had some experience in it, but
I didn't really have to look at people like, it was one of those

(33:42):
like, like church functions. I've had to like, go up and like
do a reading or something or yeah.
It's still terrifying. You know, a mild like, hey, do a
5 minute discussion on this. And so you have to go up there
and talk about it. And I'm like, yeah, that, that
was like crazy. But honestly the thing that
helped me the most overcome likelike stage stuff, karaoke.

(34:03):
Oh yeah, I was good. Tequila Cowboy in Pittsburgh and
there's a karaoke room, but theyonly like, they're only open on
the weekends, like Thursday through Sunday.
So I would go back in the karaoke room and I'd just picked
songs I liked and do that. And well, after a while, you
know, you drinking, you start putting on a little bit of a
show, like, you know, leaning into a little bit more.

(34:25):
So that helps doing stand up. I mean, you're, it's, you're
still nervous up there, but like, it's still not like
somebody was like, I've always been told like 5 people like,
hey, you have really good stage presence.
I'm like, it's got to be the karaoke.
Got to be the karaoke. It helps break that.
Just that nervousness. And then it's like, if you're
singing in front of people, how much more terrifying is it's

(34:45):
just to talk in front of them, right?
And I would just goof and I would do goofy shit to make
people laugh on stage. I'd walk up with a big Margarita
in my hand. So if you just go up and like I
just can be goofy off of that, Iwould Just Dance weird or just
do stupid shit on stage. I'm coming there to sing.
Yeah. And my whole thing was I was
just like, listen, I just love singing songs.

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And I'm like, I'm a OK singer. Like I'm not going to be like, I
Can't Sing at all. Like I can hold a note.
But I love fucking singing. And I'm like, listen, I just
want to get on the microphone, sing songs.
You don't have to like it. I'm OK with you.
Not like you can go back to yourdrinks and your conversations.
I'm going to be up here and I'm going to sing Bohemian Rhapsody
with all my heart. Dude, my, my buddy went to

(35:30):
China. He he was in China for a little
bit like to get medical treatment and stuff.
And when he was over there, theyhad a talent show.
So they asked him like he's like, do you have a talent?
And he's like, well, his mom goes well, he sings like pretty,
pretty OK. And he was just like, shut the
fuck up. Like you know what I mean?
Like stop saying shit. But he they had him go up there

(35:51):
now my buddy loves boys to men. OK, Brian McKnight.
So he's up there doing Brian McKnight and like they love him
like China was they were like hewas a God to them.
Oh shit, like and they were likeit was hilarious.
Like he they were bringing up, bringing him flowers on stage

(36:13):
and. Stuff.
Yeah, I was just doing the most.Oh, that sounds awesome.
I'm mad as hell because his mom had the video, but it was like a
very like yeah it. Was.
Damn. I was like, I wish I had footage
of this. Like we would try to recreate
it. And he was like, no, no, no,
like. He's like, he got that time out
of me. That's about it.
Yeah, we've tried to get it. I was like, dude, go up and

(36:35):
like, he was never like one of those guys.
He didn't want to, like, do that'cause he'd feel weird.
But then it's like once you get him up there and he's
comfortable, then he's like, OK,good to go.
Oh, OK. Yeah, he did.
We did, yeah. That sounds that that sounds
like he now. Was he feeling good about it
like afterwards? Like did that make him be like
he was? Maybe after?
Just a little bit, really. He still was just kind of like.

(36:58):
Whatever. Yeah, OK, that's cool.
I like, see, that's The thing islike, I don't, I don't mind the
spotlight. Like I, I, you know, I, it never
really bother me too much. Maybe that's that middle child I
think. It's fun.
Thing Yeah, it's just a good time and it's like I I've
definitely bombed, especially when I'm trying new jokes and
stuff like I I'll fucking bomb bad so it's not like I'm getting

(37:20):
on any mic and I'm just ripping everything, you know.
Dude, I went up with a new material this week.
Like I was just like, all right,I have new jokes I need to tell,
like I need to get these out. And I Rogue was the first time I
did them and I was like, oh God,these actually like hit went to
another mic and there was this old dude that usually sits at

(37:41):
the corner of the bar and he does not acknowledge the comics,
doesn't laugh, nothing. He just sits there and looks
down. I went on that bit about the guy
at PNC Park that's been whippingpeople.
He was whipping. He took his belt off and hit the
dude. And when I was going on about
that, the dude turns around and I seen him laugh and I was like,
all right. Yeah, this is something, this is

(38:02):
something I yeah, I liked. I did like that bit.
I mean, you're just out here Pootie tank in the world like I
love. This I was like, this man is a
Pittsburgh Pootie tank. I love that it's.
Great, I was like him. The fact that he whipped that
dude. How my dad threatened to hit me.
Sometimes, sometimes people needa good ass whip it a. 100% like
when I was talking to my mom about it, my mom goes, I think

(38:23):
he kind of overreacted. I said, well, tell me something,
If you're in the store and one of your children turn around and
spit on you, how would you handle that?
And she goes, well, I'd take himinto the bathroom and, you know,
privately, you know. Whip his ass, yeah.
And I said he did the same thing, just did it publicly.
That's like, you know what I mean?

(38:43):
Like. Set, set a fucking tone.
If you don't, Here's the thing. It's like actions have
consequences 100%. And and as a kid, you can't
judge as a person, you can't judge how someone's going to
react to your actions. Yeah, so you got to take that
shit. So if you can't get ass whipped
in public, how about this? How about you don't turn around
and spit on somebody? That that's what it came down
to. Because the first of all, let's

(39:05):
look, here's the best part. It's like, let's look up to what
led up to this. The guy took his belly off and
hit you. Why did he do that 'cause you
spit on him. Why did you spit on him, 'cause
he punched in the face. Why did he punch you in the
face? You called him a slur.
It all comes back to to you. You did this.
This is what led up to that. Fuck around and find out.

(39:25):
That's what it is. Yeah.
And, and the one thing is though, especially like being
black and I've been called *** since I was a kid, like all the
time, right? And one thing is this like you
can't really react with violenceover it as much as you may want
to. It's like if somebody call you
Rachel, it's not what they call you is what you answer to,
right? So for me, I ain't about to be

(39:45):
putting my hands on nobody just because they call me.
And I've been called at all likeI've been called.
Some of them just been like weird, you know, Like I gotta go
jungle Bunny. Before I was like, that's
different. Yeah, that's what it was like.
You're trying to be offensive and it's not that was.
A soft that's a soft slow. If anything, it made me laugh a
little bit. I'm like, and that's The thing
is I I find humor in anything and everything, especially

(40:08):
racism, because it's so for me, racism is just such a a dumb
mindset to have that I just findit hilarious because it's like
the fact that you can think thatsomeone's different than you
just based on this. Good call.
Yeah, you have different cultures for sure.
Like, I'm pretty sure my cultureis a lot different than your
culture. But as far as people and just

(40:29):
who we are, we're fucking the same thing, you know?
Like, I grew up in the country. So like, you know, I had a
grandfather who had no problem saying like he felt that way.
And like, when you start lookingback and go, well, why does this
person like, why does he not like them?
Well, supposedly this family member got killed by a guy and
the guy just happened to be this.
And you're like, oh, so you madea general assumption because

(40:51):
you're mad at one guy? One one person that's like and.
It's like, did the guy actually do that?
Because back then they could easily just blame it on somebody
like, Oh yeah, that makes sense.It was.
It was him. So that's why I'm like, I, I
kind of like I'm, I'm fine with everybody until you do
something. With exactly you're either cool
or you're an asshole and it's just I just keeping it that that
fine line so. It's like, and so I'm never are

(41:14):
funny. Yeah, some things you just can't
help. But like, my buddy sends me
stuff and I'm like, dude, if I said that I'm in trouble, Yeah,
why you said to me this for? He's like, it's funny, right?
I'm like, yeah, He's like, he's like, don't worry about it
because you're because I know you're not.
I'm collecting all that shit. Yeah, I have a plan.
Like I have a career path with my comedy.
I want to make it to like, right.

(41:36):
I like in between, like a Shane Gillis, Bill Burr type of level
of success. Yeah.
And then I have a plan of just having a stockpile of just
fucked up shit. And I'm going to just say it So
I get cancelled that way no one bothers me.
And then I'm just going to move.Off my money, they pay money,
you fuck you. And then I'm going to just say
some everything I have saved up there, I'm like, start, start

(41:58):
right off with Caitlyn Jenner and just run from there.
Yeah. He's like, you know, who
controls the world like that, that that subject.
I know you can't read that one. Yeah.
Yeah. So you can't do the controls the
world one. Kanye tried that and they froze
his bank account. So it's like, listen, yeah, some
things maybe not say. Yeah, but see, like he, he's a

(42:18):
very spur of the moment type of guy.
Like I'm going to be, it's goingto mine is going to be more like
a sniper shot. Everything's going to be away.
Everything's going to be safe, put away because I know this is
going to be the end. I know what's about to go.
It's like, I mean, I like how wegrow up in a society where
everyone's so offended by stuff,but we grew up with South Park.

(42:40):
You grew up with like Family Guy.
And and there were, do you not? Remember the Down syndrome girl
from Family Guy when they were talking about when Chris was in
love with Sarah Palin? 'S Oh yeah, yeah.
And she was a fucking bitch too.Oh fuck, I don't care.
I mean, she was a down. I don't.
Care in the show? Yeah, In the.
Show no but dude in real life. Was a Down syndrome person that

(43:03):
played the character. So it was like, you know, we
didn't go out and find people like.
To make to do the voice. So if you thinking that that is
a face fake voice and you're offended by it, I'm offended by
you now because now you're assuming that Down syndrome
people can't do voice overworkedor some shit, I don't know.
You're saying that they're not equal enough to be made fun of.

(43:25):
Yeah, like everybody, everyone can get it.
Like I don't know what makes youlike what.
Let me know what makes you abovemy my life.
Can you hate Down syndrome people?
They are the most chillest dudesin the world.
They're the greatest. Yes, and the only one was this
one that worked at the DMV. And if you I'm going to show you
my license picture too, because I was just I was having a

(43:47):
terrible day. It was just one of those days
where like everything was just bad.
And then I get this fucking ladyand she's special needs.
I don't know if it's autism, I don't know if it's in Down
syndrome. I'm not that inept, right?
It doesn't matter because she was a fucking bitch.
She was the absolute where she was so mean, so rude.
And then when I finally take my picture, I'm just like grilling

(44:10):
her so so angrily. Like my license picture just
looks terrible now because her and is I hate her to this day.
I hate her. That's true.
I feel bad now. I did stereotype all down surge
of people into being nice people.
If she was all of them, yeah, I'm.
I'm sure like, you know, they'relike everybody else.
They have, you know, makes sense.
There got to be some douchebags out there.

(44:32):
Like how many a super villain? Like that'd be hilarious.
That that would be that would belike a down central.
Coloring books like Tommy Not Again.
I think they did make that with Butters.
Oh my God, dude, Butters is you.It's funny, one of my friends

(44:52):
compared me to Butters and I hated that because I've seen how
Butters gets treated and I'm like, I hate everybody for the
every one of you guys for. This the one for me when I was a
kid it was Tyrone Biggams. Like I got into so many fights
at in middle school over that shit 'cause I used to hate being
called a crackhead. I was like, do not call me no
fucking crackhead. The bad part of you, if you were

(45:15):
like sitting there, like when they said it, I'm like, come on,
man, they did. Oh, they did all they, they,
they, oh, they were, they dove, right.
And they did it all. They did it all.
And then it was like at the timeof, you know, family was going
through stuff. So I wasn't the most, you know,
we didn't have a bunch of money.So, you know, could have had to
rotate clothes and things like that.
And I remember one day it was like a pen bust in my pants.

(45:36):
So the next day I came with the same fucking pants and they
could tell the same ink spot. And then it was like they'd say
Bigham sold all his clothes for crack and shit like that.
Oh my God, it was the worst. But I used to get the reason why
I got into fights wasn't becausethey would call me Tyrone
Biggams and then I would like fight them.
It wasn't that they would make fun of me.

(45:56):
I would roast them back. They will get mad.
And now it's a fight because it's like, you're not going to
just pick on me. Like I know you can't read out
loud. I'm going to let that shit be.
No, you know, like that's like I'm going to pick, I pick
certain. Your sister's actually your mom,
dude. That's.
I've ran into that a couple times.
Like, you ever meet people and you're like, oh, yeah, that's my
sister. Yeah, but your sister's a lot

(46:18):
older than you. Start doing the math.
Oh, yo. And then you see the mom in the
background going. Grandma's saying that's really
Mom I. Got I got into this one fight
with this kid because like the reading one and he called me

(46:40):
Biggams or whatever, like that, said whatever he wanted to say.
And I just remember I was just like, I'm like, I don't even
know how you're just lucky that I can even understand you
because I can't even understand you when you're, when you're
reading out the book, it's like every time you're like, I'm
like, when, when are you going to learn how to fucking read?
And yo, as soon as I did that, it was like he's pushing tape.

(47:03):
That's he's just like trying to get to me.
Like I'm going to kick your fucking.
Ass that is hilarious that when you going to learn how to
fucking read. Like I was oh shit.
Oh, you got the alarm going off?Yeah.
Yeah, that's my Bible alarm. It's like, yeah, it was time to
pray, dude. Yeah.

(47:24):
So don't don't read too much intense.
How do you say you need Jesus after that comment?
I needed it, trust me, I went. I went back to church for the
first time on Easter with my family.
And then I The worst part is that I went with my sisters.
We should have never done. You can't bring me and my
sisters anywhere because we're all, we're roasting anything.
And we. Were the best.
I love that whenever you're sitting there, like I can go

(47:48):
tell that story. No, this one's, I'm gonna, I'm
gonna tell this one about my sister.
Yeah, we get. So this is like we, I grew up in
the church. My grandfather was a preacher.
I grew up in old school Baptist churches.
I we didn't know like about thisnew gin church where it's like
basically just a big concert. So it's like there wasn't, no,

(48:10):
there was no choir. You know, like we're used to
like the whole choir. It's a big group of people.
It's no choir. It's like 3-3 people with mics.
And then like a guitarist did this and that, right.
We're sitting in the pews. It don't even start yet.
Just the guy comes out on a guitar and he's like Chinese.
He's like 8 like this Asian guy on guitar and normally just

(48:31):
Baptist. You used to just seeing black
people all the time. Yeah.
Let alone you don't really see Asian guitarist at a gym, at a,
at a church. Yeah, so all of a sudden my, my
phone rang, my, my texts go off and I look at it, my sister's
like two people down for me. And she texted me.
She said, what is John, John Lennon and Yoko Ono son doing up

(48:52):
on the fucking church thing? I'm like, Oh my God, we didn't
even start yet. Like, here we go.
And so I just didn't have a Bible with me.
So I downloaded this Bible app to put on there and now it just
does that every hour. Dude, my favorite, one of my
favorite things, favorite thingsever happens.
Like they used to have zoom sessions at church.

(49:14):
Oh shit. So you could zoom in if you
weren't couldn't make it. Oh.
But like, you could see you could hear things.
So my buddy would sometimes workthe the console.
OK, So I would text him and be like, who the fuck's making
noise? And he would start cracking up.
He's like, dude, you can't say Iwould just I took a picture.

(49:36):
I think his brother was like up there like saying a prayer or
something and took a picture. And it was like compared him to
like Grover. And I sent it to he's like, man,
you can't be sending me that stuff because I was laughed out
loud. And he goes, because everybody
was looking at me. Oh shit, that is hilarious.
'Cause that's, that's my favorite stuff is if I know I
can get you a crack, it's it's done.

(49:57):
Yeah, especially when it's like something serious and that was
the worst cause like my normallymy mom's there to regulate the
shit. When we were in church, we start
snickering and stuff. You know she give us the good
old pinch you. Know the underarm pinch?
Yeah, Oh my God, the sweet meat.That's why I used to call it
sweet meat right here. Oh my God, you felt like a cat.
My. Brother would call.
My brothers would call them sweat bees.
Oh, 'cause you know what I mean,'cause he's just a little.

(50:20):
Of course, but you're like a cat, like when you grab him by
the collar, you're just fucking like this.
Yeah, fucks you up and. You want to throw hands, but you
turn around at your mom. You're.
Like, ah, not I'm not sure if I'm gonna win that fight.
So like it's you, like you just look at you and be like don't,
like just don't. Yeah, my mom didn't have to do
that to me too much because after that, after I learned that

(50:41):
sweet, sweet meat pinch, I don't, I don't want no parts of
that. He.
Was sitting next to her. Just Nope.
Yeah, and we didn't have no phones or nothing like that, you
know, But she gave me a piece ofpaper I'll draw or some shit.
That's the best part is Mom's gonna be like, how come you
don't want to hug? How come you don't want to sit
by me? Like, do you know how many times
you've pinched me under the arm?I don't trust you.
That's what it is. I don't trust you.
It's called PTSD, Mom. Yeah.

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No, I didn't. I got my ass.
The one thing is like my mom definitely whipped my ass a a
good amount of times when I was a kid, but even as an adult,
like I earned every last one of those ass weapons.
Like if if I wasn't, if I was doing the things, making the
right choices instead of the dumb choices or the wrong

(51:23):
choices, then I wouldn't be getting my ass wet.
My thing is this, my dad wouldn't apologize because if he
if he hit you and he was wrong, like you know, you were wrong,
he goes, well, that's for something you did that I don't
know about. There you go.
Like, all right, you got hit forsomething you didn't know about.
So you're like, all right, I getto confess once, right?
Get to confess one thing, then then that's how it should work.

(51:44):
If you hit me and I'm wrong, I get to say one thing and you
can't do nothing about. It that's that's.
Get your big secrets. Out that's good that's good now
yeah yeah but yeah that use yourClippers to shave my pubes so
sorry about that he. Just looks at you like I'm
hitting him again. I don't care.
Confessing. I'm hitting him again to
confess. Another one.

(52:06):
He's like, no, that deserves at least two shots.
Like no, no, that wasn't part ofthe contract.
OK, and let me check the camera again.
Give me one SEC and we're back. Bro, you was just saying
something off pod. We got to start going into this.
We were talking about getting hit on like at the job.
Yeah, yeah. So it was like a lot of people,

(52:29):
people would ask me too. They'd be like, oh, do you like,
you know, talk hit on teachers and stuff.
And it's like, I don't hit on noone at, at I don't hit on no one
at all. But teachers don't hit on you
doing it. But lunch ladies, they're
savages. They're complete savages.
They I've heard they said some things to me before or hit on me
multiple times. But the, the most outlandish

(52:52):
stuff I've heard, I did, I did aspecial needs facility, but it
was for adults. So like they were all like 30
and up between like 30 and 50s. But they are always special need
and I didn't realize how horny special need people can be.
So I'm setting up and they're all in there while I'm setting

(53:15):
up. So I'm like, I'm not in my show
shirt. I'm in my like I'm you know, I'm
doing a lot of work. So I'm in like a tight T-shirt
and my undershirt and it just this one lady just was like, oh,
he must have that donkey Dick. I'm like.
What The Who? Me, me.
She's like, he's the walk horse.Any baby.

(53:37):
I'm like, yo-yo, they were, theywere, they were a lot.
They were a lot. But it was one of the best shows
I've ever done. They was turned the fuck up
because I do like like music type of music themed shows now.
So it's a lot of music that's playing.
And I'm talking about like one dude, Down syndrome got up,

(53:58):
start doing a Harlem Shake like this.
This one lady, she was like in her 50s, got up, started
twerking. I'm talking about popping ass.
I'm like what is going on here? Like.
You're like, you're slow in someareas, but not not all, not all.
I'm like y'all are spunky here. I'm like we're having a great
time. We was turned up that show
hilarious. And then they had a ice cream

(54:19):
truck outside and we all went outside and had ice cream
together. It was a great.
Time better and better. The joke writes itself.
It's like, hey, I'm going to give you the recipe to get
cancelled present in front of you.
Like, man, they was out there dancing, getting down, whatever,
and then they had ice cream afterwards.
I'm like, yeah, that's that tracks.

(54:40):
It was great too. I had like ice cream, gummy
bears, fucking Oreos it. Was don't give me a Sunday
buffet 'cause I will come back with some all kinds of fat kid
shit. Oh yeah, I was sugared up on
that drive. People's dilated and everything.
Oh yeah, like my foot's turning black as we speak.
Like everybody had to cut it off.
Anytime I'm going up to that place now, I'm going to bring a

(55:01):
little bit of insulin with me just in case.
You know, just just a little underneath a little.
Bump of this one. Take it.
Insulin bumps outside of a special care facility.
That Shane Gillis SNL thing that, you know, a couple beers.
Yeah. But he did that sketch and then
when he's just like, Oh yeah, a couple beers got you down, How

(55:22):
about a little bump? He I lost my shit.
That was a funny bit, yo, Shane Gillis is funny dude.
And like I'm hoping that 'cause I know he'd be AI live around
like Westchester area now and I know he'd be out there so
hopefully one day we can fuckingcross paths and shit.
But I I seen 'cause we were talking video games earlier that

(55:46):
they remastered Olivian. Oblivion I didn't played elder.
Scrolls. Oh oh OK I know Elder Scrolls I
haven't played it but. They remastered like oblivion
the 4th game like gotcha came back out when I was in high
school. When I came out, I think they
said it was like 21 years. Wait so this game?
This might be a dumb question. OK, so like Skyrim is part of

(56:07):
Elder Scrolls too, right? Yeah, that was 5.
OK, so Elder Scrolls is like theentire thing and then these
other games, Skyrim. I think it's like time periods
and like kind of how Fallout haslike New Vegas, Fallout 3, like
it's, it's the same universe, just maybe a couple years or 100
years, 50 years, OK, OK, got you.

(56:27):
And because it's medieval times,they could be like, oh, 200
years have passed. But really, everyone's using the
same shit. The same technology, not.
Much. How much technological
advancement you guys have? You guys got magic, but you
ain't got a computer yet. Yeah, but I mean, why you need a
computer when you have magic, right?
That's true. I'm like, at this point when you
got magic, I'm like, guys, we can't make better guns.

(56:48):
Dude, I, if I lived in the HarryPotter world, that would that,
that's like the world I would want to live in, just the witch
and witch and wizard world. That shit is fucking fire, bro.
Like, but the, The thing is like, I'm a, I'm a big Slytherin
guy, you know, and it works because I'm a Eagles fan.
I I'm actually was going to makethis into a bit and I don't
care, I'll say here, but it's like I was trying to compare

(57:09):
like the Eagles beating the Chiefs in the Super Bowl was
like Slytherin finally winning the house Cup against Gryffindor
because like, yeah, everyone loves KC, just like everyone
loves Gryffindor, but there's some shitty shit going on there.
Like you got these motherfuckerswho like Slytherin.
The reason why they're always winning during the house cup is
because they're better students,all right?

(57:30):
They, they come to class, they do their job, they're doing what
they're supposed to do. Then you got Harry, Ron and
Hermione who does whatever the fuck they want to do.
And then they come in and get fucking 150 points each over a
chess game and shit like fuck out of here.
So I was basically basically saying like the Eagles were
Slytherin, Harry Potter was Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelsey

(57:52):
was Ron Weasley, and then TaylorSwift was Hermione, and fucking
the refs was Dumbledore just always just fucking shit up just
to make sure they won. So like that, that's basically
like was the concept of that bit, but I think it was only
going to really work well in Philly with Harry Potter fans,
so that's fair. Got to find a good crowd.
That's not really. I mean no, I think I could wrote

(58:16):
work. Yeah, but yeah, fuck that.
Just works for that, just works for sports fans in generals.
And if they like Harry Potter, like I'm sure there's one guy
like, yeah, I wrote a book. I get it.
I'll pick up what he's putting down.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Harry. Funny.
Yeah. That's my I like doing.
I do that. Shane Gillis I've been working
on. The dude is fucking gay, dude.

(58:37):
That's a good one. He's actually.
He's like. Dude.
Dude, my my uncle went to Vietnam.
Dude, he got his calf blown off.That's a good you get that Mark
Normand hey calf and 1/2, but hehits like dude, he hit him with
that. It's the fun.
I love parks. I like protect our parks like
they need to like just do that like a constant, like I need a

(58:58):
scheduled time, like so I know when it's coming.
Yeah, that, that shit is fuckinggood.
I like Mark Normand dude, hey, that dude is that dude is funny.
I don't really be doing too manyimpressions.
I I used to do like a Uncle Ruckus impression from the
boondocks. Oh my God.
Just because like I he's one of my favorite characters.
I just love. Do you not have friends like
that? What?

(59:19):
Uncle Ruckus's. No, I mean there's some old I.
Found too. But not really, not really that
none that like hates their own people like Uncle Ruckus does.
Besides that one dude who'd be on podcast but I can't remember
his name. He's like old and he's just like
crazy but I can't remember his fucking name.
But he'd be like. Asking all these dumb ass

(59:39):
questions. Oh, that guy.
I know you. Yeah.
You, you know who I'm talking about.
The the the the Uncle Ruckus of our time.
I've had two buddies where they like they're like, you know, I
mean, he's like he and then their excuse is like, no man, I
just don't put up with the bullshit.
And I'm like, like, I understandwhat he's saying 'cause he's

(59:59):
like, like where my one buddy weused to get mad at, he's like
I'm mad at because I can't go into the store without being
judged. He's like, I can't go into
Cabela's would not be judged. He goes, this is bullshit 'cause
he's like, I don't do nothing. And I was like, I get it.
But like man, if you look like me and said that you could never
get a job anywhere like the stuff he would say.

(01:00:20):
Yeah, yeah, not at all. Yeah, not the fuck at all.
Which is definitely a perk, but we definitely have a perk of
being, we're allowed to be a lotmore racist than a lot of other
races. Yeah, but you guys make it
funnier, that's why. Yeah.
Like, white people's racist jokes are never as funny as what
black people can come up with. Like, it's the way funnier joke.

(01:00:42):
Just let, just let it happen. That's why Patrice O'Neal gets
gets away with it. Like, it's fine.
You can do it. We're not good at it.
I, I had this one where I was talking about like the scam
callers calling your phone and shit.
And I was getting because I get so upset about them because like
scam callers used to be, they used to actually try.
Now they don't even try anymore.It's just like some guy from

(01:01:03):
India, like miles away and he's called my phone and he's like,
hello, my name is Peter. He's like in the like.
You almost hear him like arguingis like, really, Peter?
Yeah, that's what you came up with.
Exactly, that's what. You come up with and he's like,
you want a free vacation? What is the 1st 9 digits of your
Social Security number? And I'm like, hold the fuck up,

(01:01:23):
Peter dog. Like you're not going to say it
that it's like you're not going to sit here and make me believe
your name is Peter. Like I can tell by your voice
you mix your food with your hands.
Like stop playing with. And the best part is like he'll
hear him go. You got me.
Next time you do the gut. Next time I'll.
Get you in the next one, you motherfucker.
You're going. To get one day you're going to
say yes immediately, I'm going to get it.
Now they got like AI robots and shit that call you and all types

(01:01:46):
of stuff. Oh yeah, now it's like, and my
parents, they, they have no, like they don't have the
survivor skills. For it like.
They they used to handle with the telemarketers good.
But now the game has changed. Yeah, there's new players in the
game like. And they're not even human and
they just want to record your voice.
You guys were fighting the T1 hundreds.
We're on the T1000 right now. OK, these are liquid metal

(01:02:09):
terminators on the call on the. Phone.
That's good. That's good.
I like that. You know what I mean?
Like it's not in the same ball field here.
Yeah, not at all. Not not at all.
I can't. I can't stand those damn scam
callers. But yeah, skateboarding.
Answering the phone like state police.
Watch how quickly they hang up. It's hilarious.

(01:02:29):
That's good. I like to talk to them.
I like that I don't want to callthem when I have to call them.
I like that I'm using that I'm going to use that next time they
call my phone. Yeah.
That's great. That's fucking.
Great, you just start saying just wild shit.
Yeah, I used. To.
I used to do the when they call my phone, I'll be like Nick's
peace and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

(01:02:52):
But that didn't really Mull overtoo well.
But has time changed? Yeah, after a while it's like,
and we're OK with it now. It's not as offensive as it used
to be. Yeah, no, it doesn't stay in the
same way. So my God, just fuck that.
Yeah. They'll, they'll still have a
conversation. They're like, OK, well, we still
want to know if you want this extended warranty or not.

(01:03:15):
Like I I can't play commit to the bit that enough?
Yeah, I was like. I'm like, all right, whatever,
dude, I'm just going to hang up now.
Yeah, I don't got no. I was like, man, I was fucking
with you that whole time. You didn't pick up on that at
all. Like I was hoping you would take
the take the hoot scam, but apparently not.
It's fine. But I was, what I was saying
with the skateboarding earlier was that I actually turned pro.

(01:03:35):
This is what was so funny. I skated my first pro contest
back in June and that was like the first time I got like
skated, skated in pro and I skate freestyle.
So it's like flat ground stuff. Like it's not ramps or rails,
it's just big space in your imagination and the board,
right? And I, I did my first pro
contest. I'm like, yeah, I'm finally

(01:03:57):
officially a pro skateboarder. And then I get hit by ambulance
a month later and then that's when I fucking.
So I haven't skated since the AT.
Least I mean they didn't have toworry about them rushing to get
you help, they're already there.Right.
And I can't even. I can't even get.
Into. I can't.
Get into too much. Details about that that that
thing, but yeah. It's still pending.

(01:04:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Still still got some things
going working in the. So still some.
More things in the what works, but man, that shit that that
really what it really sent me onlike a like a really like
depressive fucking trip because it was like I lost my
skateboarding career and my job career all at once.
I'm like, I got AI got kids I got to worry about.

(01:04:39):
I got, you know, I got responsibilities and stuff.
And then I was actually like, it's this going to is going to
be fucked up. I know it's dark, but it's like,
fuck it, we're going we're goingto have a real conversation.
So it was like I was I I got a very clarify.
I was not like I myself wasn't like saying I want to commit
suicide or anything like that. I was just thinking about it
because. Oh yeah, I had a.

(01:05:00):
Friend that that did it. So I was, I was just don't just
mulling through it in my brain sometimes.
You have to think about it. Everybody's like, no, that's not
normal. Like you're lying.
You've never thought. You've never thought of it?
Yeah. And it's like, I don't, I never
would do it. But I was like, yeah, I was just
thinking of it. And then the way he, you know,
he did a, you know, he put a gunin his mouth, things like that.

(01:05:22):
And then I was thinking to myself, and I'm like, yeah, I
could never, ever do that. It's like, but it was for the
wrong reason. I'm like, I would hate for the
last thing for me to taste in this world is a bullet.
I'm too fat. Like if anything I'm jumping off
a bridge with a fillet. It's gonna be too many, too many
eating lead jokes. You're like, we don't need to do
that. Like, yeah.
Yeah, I'm like, no, so, but I'm thinking that I'm at the time

(01:05:44):
I'm in a like I'm I'm in like a drunk depressed.
I'm like drinking and stuff. So like when I when I thought
about that and I was like, no, Icould never do that.
I'm like, I'm too fat. I would I would hate for the
last thing for me to eat as a bullet.
I just started laughing like my ass off in the in the apartment
and I'm just cracking up. I'm like, you know what I'm
going to do? Be a comedian.
Because I'm like, if I can find that funny, I can find some

(01:06:04):
other shit funny. Hell yeah.
So. I mean, we all go through some
dark shit and like that's where you find most of your humor.
Like through some bad stuff. Like I remember like my car got
hit like when I was moving and like total it and I was mad but
I couldn't stop making jokes about it.
Right. But like, it was like almost
like I'm mad but like and like my one buddy would try to make a

(01:06:26):
joke and I'm like, you're not allowed to make a joke.
Yeah, but then I could make another one.
He's like I, I. I thought we.
Laugh or not, I was just like I'm mad right now so I'm coping.
Yeah, it's just how I cope. And yeah, he gets like that.
I'll just get mad and start rambling and other people find
that funny and I'm like, no, fuck you, It was not funny.
Like it was a little funny, but fuck you.

(01:06:47):
Yeah, I'm going through some shit right now.
But it's good now, you know, I'mwith my new company now,
hopefully. I'm praying that I'll be able to
skate at some point again. I don't know if I'll be able to
compete pro. I would love to, but you know,
if not, I'm going to definitely try to get into like helping
judge in those contests and set it up because I was skating out
in Canada. But Andy Anderson and those

(01:07:10):
guys, the World Championships out there.
Oh dope. Yeah, that was the World Roundup
freestyle. It was one of the best contests
I've I've I've been in in Yeah, it was, it was great.
And then I was like, fuck, man. Fucking aim was one that fucking
rear end the shit out of me. I was so pissed.
What was your what's your favorite?
What's your skateboarding movie like?
If you're gonna say best like movie to watch like for you.

(01:07:34):
I would probably say Lords of Dog Town, OK, I like that
because. It follows up the real skaters,
you know, Stacey Peralta, Tony Alva, those guys and you know,
the Z boys are the ones that really like paved the way for
like skateboarding 'cause it wasmostly just surfing until, you
know, the drought and all that stuff.
So yeah, I would definitely say lure's the Dogtown it, it kind

(01:07:58):
of captures a lot of things all in once, like how just you and
your friends can connect throughskating and also how success can
can sometimes get in the right way of that too.
So it's just good to have that good foundation and everything.
And what I would do if, if my recommendation, what I would say
is watch Lords of Dog Town and then after that watch the Bones

(01:08:19):
Brigade documentary because it it really is following mostly
Stacy Peralta. And it comes, you know, at the
end of Lords of Dogtown. He's like, I, I started, I
decided to start up my own skatecompany.
He's like, I even got a logo. And that's all they mention
about that. But that's when he actually
started the Bones brigade. That's when he discovered Rodney
Mullen, Tony Hawk, Lance, Lance Mountain, like all the fucking

(01:08:44):
top name dudes and shit. So the The Bones Brigade is a
documentary of that team. So it's good to watch Lords of
Dog Town so you understand Stacy, and then it's great to
watch that documentary afterwards.
It's good. Hell yeah.
Have you gotten with any like the skater comics, like in the
scene like Zach? Is is Zach the one with the with

(01:09:04):
that great mustache and got the V for Vendetta type of mustache?
No, that's Blake. Oh OK, that's Blake Stolnacker.
No, Zach was the No he wouldn't.They weren't at Rogue this time.
Usually they're like hosting Rogue BBQ.
Yeah, I met Adam and. Zach is his buddy.
He's like the tall blonde dude. I think I did meet him, I just,

(01:09:26):
I don't, I didn't know he skated.
Early. Oh yeah, he's a big skater.
Really. Him and Chris Grieva.
Next time I come down here, I'm going to whip out the board
because I, I, I've been missing skating and most people when
they see me, they be like, they be like, dude, come, you don't
fuck a skate. Yeah, I think Zach's brother is
a big skateboarder. Like, I didn't know, like,
because I did a podcast with Zach and then I seen like this

(01:09:49):
guy with the same last name as him and he had a check mark by
his name was like, oh, who's this?
And it's like, oh, it's Zach's brother, but he's like a big
skateboarder and like, does a lot of skateboarding stuff.
So I was like, oh shit. Damn, that's fucking dope.
I wonder what type of skateboarder he does too because
like I do freeze. Like my type of skateboarding is
more like outcast a little bit. So I'm like like most people are

(01:10:10):
St. skaters now they're jumping off a big stuff and all that.
I don't got time for that. I used to do it.
I used to do the rails. I used to go down rails and and
stairs and I I still skate some transition, but these little
motherfuckers are crazy. Like these dudes are jumping off
of roofs and stuff like that. Like dude, like I I stuffed my.
Jackass stunts. Yeah, dude, I can't do that shit
anymore, man. Like stuff hurt.

(01:10:31):
I I sleep wrong and I wake up wrong, you know?
So I ain't doing that no more. But I'm going to keep skating
freestyle, you know, once I get back on it.
Yeah. Do you, do you play any of the
Tony Hawk games? All of them.
Did you play that remaster? None of the new stuff so.
I mean they remastered 1 and 2. One and two, Oh yeah, I fucked
around with that a little bit. But once Skate came out, because

(01:10:53):
it was the Tony, Tony Hawk games, ran it.
Yeah, ran it. And once Skate came out, I never
touched Tony Hawk ever again because Tony Hawk was the only
skateboarding game. But it was really just, it was
arcade, so it was really about getting those high scores.
Skate was about skating and the way that the the interface was.

(01:11:13):
You're not hitting the buttons for the trick.
You're actually using the analogsticks to simulate how you flick
your feet and you have to catch it and move in instead of just
putting the button and it does the grind.
You have to hold the board at the right angle for it to lock
into that grind. So we're just a lot, a lot more
realistic to me. Yeah, I feel like that'd be so
much harder to do to balance the.
Board much harder yeah much harder game.

(01:11:35):
That's why I like only skaters play it, you know?
And this session came out and session is a wonderful game too.
And shout out to Jahir cuz he's on that game.
A skater from Philly Pro now he fucking rips.
You know he's a real good dude. Yeah Jaws, Jaws a fucking fire.
I was so happy when I seen him in that game.
Dude, it's so crazy, like to play these new like, like sports

(01:11:58):
games because like especially like the cycling and all that
stuff, like the UFC stuff. The physics in there is like
insane. It is.
And then I play wrestling and itsucks like it does.
It's not as smooth. And maybe that just has to do
with the developers and budgeting or and things like
that. And probably they're like,

(01:12:19):
listen, we already got our fan base who's dedicated to buying
this game, so let's just make sure we're getting the
characters right and. Honestly I would just be more if
games were smart. You want to do your
microtransactions? Make a new game or just make a
game. Make one game and then sell a
roster list every year. Do things like that.

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Or like do what Fortnite does. Yeah, just constantly adding new
people into it. Yeah, that's what.
Fortnite's fine the way it is, but I just, I'm tired of like
every game being Fortnite. Like War Zone.
Yeah. Like war zone, just I.
I don't play it. I get so mad because I'm like,
you can't buy a gun if you smokeweed, but we're going to take a
military shooter and put a bunchof pot leaves all around.

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What messages are you sending me?
Yeah, like, come on now. Like you just they just put
South Road Seth Rogen on Call ofDuty.
Could you imagine that? Yeah, Come around the corner.
Right. Now.
And yeah, he fucks you up too inthat game.
I've been shooting a shot of himthough.
These dumb ass motherfuckers Jane.
Silent Bob. Jane Silent Bob is on there.
I've me and my squad. We be on Call of Duty.

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Shout out to MDHS. That's my, that's my little
squad. It's just me, my brother, my my
two brothers and my uncle and wejust get on there and we talk
shit until we get banned basically.
Yeah. Yeah, I've been getting banned a
lot on it. They really care a lot about
what you say. I mean, there's bullshit because
I'm like, they, I could call it the worst, most heinous shit on

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there. Yeah, but then when you fire
back, it's like, yeah, dude, I remember I was playing GTA and
my God, like, I had to like turnmy TV volume down because I'm
like, you're hearing this guy onthere and he's arguing with this
black dude on there. Why?
It's OK if he says the N word and I'm like, dude, it's not
like, but like you can hear themover the chat fighting like

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going and he's like, listen, motherfucker, I'll tell you
right now. It's not then my buddy.
He likes to do like voices. So here he's pretending to be a
white kid or no, he's pretendingto be, I forget.
It was Oh, he was pretending to be like an older like guy.
And he's convincing these kids why they shouldn't be saying the

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N word like they're black kids playing the game.
And he's telling them, like, listen, man, you don't want to
use that word. You know, that word's been used
as hurt for us for so many years.
And they actually want to stop saying the word after he's done.
And he's like, all right, bye. And it says the other.
All right, lady *** and I was. Like really, he's like, dude,

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because it was the funniest thing.
I did. That's yeah, that's great.
And it's funny because it's likethey, they, you know, people say
you shouldn't say that word and everything like that, Like black
people shouldn't use that word. And I'm like, we don't use that
word. You know, the one that, that we
don't, how many black people, you know, use the hard R?
Not many at all. We don't, we don't even say the

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hard R. We say *** that which is to us
completely different word. But that's why for me, I
personally, I don't get upset when I hear like someone that's
white say it. I don't be like, you can't say
that word first. I'm an American.
I believe that you can say whatever the fuck you want to
say. Like that's the whole point of
why these motherfuckers fault and everything for us.
So I'm not going to say you can't say stuff.

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But depending on what you're saying and the content and what
you're using it, for example, ifyou say hey, you stupid cotton
picking and you throw it, yeah, we're going to have problems.
But if we're wrapping Kendrick Lamar together and you in the
slips out because you, you spit in the bar, man, come on, man.
We're we're adults here. Dude, my, I, I hear so I'm at
rogue one night and Justin Gilkey goes up and he was

(01:15:57):
talking about like, you know, like anybody's grandfather ever
say the N word. And I heard this one girl in the
audience, she goes too many, like too many times, and I have
to go up after. And I went, well, how many is
too many? Yeah.
Like do I get a certain allotment?
With like what's the at? Birth.
Where's the cap? Yeah, 'cause I'm like, I got to

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read To Kill a Mockingbird in high school, and I got one of
them old teachers that wants youto say it and not skip over it.
Like to the point where it's like, you know, the guy's
looking at me. Like, go ahead, motherfucker,
say it. I'm like listen dude, like I
don't want to, but she's like you know, I'm going to get in
trouble if I don't like but it'slike how many like do I get?

(01:16:39):
Like if I use them all up then I'm going to be pissed.
Like you know, cuz you know. Like and if it is, it's like,
what is it? Damn, I was trying to look for
that fucking when you're over the cap in baseball, you get hit
with that tax. What is it called the salary tax
or some shit. No, it's.
I can't think. Luxury tax?

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Yeah. Like is there a luxury tax one?
Yeah, like, OK, you can't do shit for a year.
OK, calm down. You can't do shit for a year.
All right, that's. That's hilarious.
That's why I say in the the planet, the one big with Planet
Fitness and I'm I'm going to keep that one.
I'm going to keep that one in time.
Well, people forget like, you know, remember SNL, like Richard

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Pryor's on there and Chevy Chasestraight up causing the N word
and then he responds, it's for abit, but I was like, that's one
of the funniest bits on there. You can't show that bit today.
And it's like you guys miss the point of the joke.
Like the whole point is like, you know, everyone has their
thing. Like we're all if you can't make
fun of each other, then you knowhow you supposed to get along.

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Exactly. What do you do with your
brothers and sisters? You don't roast.
You roast them all the time. Right, Yeah, and some of the
best friend, like if if I look at like some of the best
friendship, first of all, men, God damn.
I'm not trying to say anything controversial yet.
I want to just, you know, not yet, not yet.
I don't want to ruin my career yet.
But what I can say is like I've noticed, one thing I noticed is

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that I've seen a lot more guys having longer friendships with
another guy, a lot more than I've seen women have longer
friendships with. Like just have like a female, 2
females best friends whose best friends for a long, long period
of time. And I think one of the things is
the way that we insult each other all the time.
Like that we're constantly talking shit to our friends and

(01:18:25):
all that. But it's like, I don't know, it
just builds like some sort of like I haven't called my, I
haven't called my best friend his name in so many years.
I call him bitch, fat bitch, gorilla, you know, like just
you, you ugly motherfucker. Like I never.
I don't remember the last time Isaid his name.

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Dude, my favorite was the game when you go on Facebook and
everyone's tagging you in a different photo.
Hey, do you see so and So what he's up to today?
And there's just some dude walk around a Speedo just, you know,
downtown. Like you're like, really?
Look at this guy. It looks nothing like you but.
Yeah, not at all. That or if you have a friend
that has Photoshop, that's when it gets real.

(01:19:07):
Fun. Oh fuck.
That's when it's real fun. Oh man, now, now they're making
some crazy stuff. Yeah, I'm going to go check the
camera real quick. Yes, Sir.
And then we'll be back and we'llwrap this up.
All right, All right, all right.And we're back.
Yeah, we're going to get ready to wrap this up.
So anything you want to talk about, like anything, any
questions you have about Pittsburgh or tell me what you

(01:19:28):
think about the, you know, the your time that you've been here
doing mics. I I like I like the mics out
here, you know, starting to starting to meet like some cool
comics and everything out here. So I really do like that.
I can't stay in your roads. I don't know what the fuck.
It's the absolute worst. Like this is the first time I
ever had to drive in cursive. Does that make sense?
Like it felt like. Oh 100% like no this.

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We're just used to it at this point.
Yeah, it's this not it's not howroads should be.
Like the Dukes, like the Dukes of Hazard, would easily get
caught 'cause they would be hitting so many potholes.
Is is literally Hot Wheels race race car tracks?
Yeah. Like they're just just zigs and
zags and. Yeah, we're hoping that
legalized weed will pay for the roads.
That wait, did they? They are going to be legalizing

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it here. So I just seen at the time of
recording, 'cause he's still come out a couple of, you know,
weeks ahead of time. The House passed a bill, said 21
and up can recreationally smoke.The House did.
So to make it. Now it needs to go to the
Senate. The problem is, since mostly
controlled by Republicans, they're kind of like.

(01:20:34):
They're like, we don't want to, we don't want the government
control of people, but we're going to control that.
Yeah. And I'm kind of just like, first
of all, like, like I said, most of that stuff, they're all
anything they're arguing againstis because they want money.
If, if there's a way for them tomake money on it, if you find a
way that they can make money on it, they'll shut the fuck up.
Yeah. They don't.

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It's not of their interest so. You know, that's how you get a a
politician to care about shit. Find a way that he can make
money and he'll show up to back.He'll back you up 100%.
Yep, you're 100% about that. Yeah, like, I mean, if you show
them like how much like look at Colorado they paid for most of
that money goes to their fixed their roads and the schools.
And they've been making bank ever since.

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Every state that that does it, Jersey's the same way.
Jersey's making a killing right now.
Yeah. And then they're really making a
killing because everybody from Philly is just going over to
Jersey. Yeah, and that's what the
governor was saying. He's like, you understand, like
everyone can get is everyone's going to these other states.
Like I'm an hour from Ohio. I can duck over in Ohio, come
back and have like. I've done everything I need.

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And all I got to do is scan my ID.
And it's like, let adults just be adults.
Let adults make their own choices like and especially with
the things that is already. Out here, yeah, it's just so
hard to justify what you're protecting people from because
you're not protecting. Them from anything people are
stressed the fuck out all the time.
You want to put me on the you want to put people on the news
all the time? Show me a bunch of dead kids all

(01:21:58):
the time and be like you're fine, right like no, you're
giving me PTSD every time I put the channel and turn the TV on.
How about you let me, you know, eat a gummy, watch some
cartoons, giggle a little bit and I'm no bother to you and.
Then I'm gonna go to sleep. Exactly.
Nicely go to sleep bothering nobody.
And then it's like, I've seen people that were really drunk

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and then I met people that were really high and I've never had a
bad encounter with someone that was just smoked a bunch of weed.
Most of the time they don't eventalk to you, they're just
sitting there. Yeah, they're already sitting
there wondering like fuck. You got drunk, drunk people.
Fucking they now they throwing stuff and now they want to, they
they're fighting or they're getting emotional and they're

(01:22:41):
crying and they're angry and they're lashing out and all
that. Like I've seen that so many
times. Like like especially like in
Philly, go to somebody's house, it's a whole, it's like a house
party. And it's like I'll come in and
I'll see like 4 bottles of Hennessy and like 3 bottles of
Bacardi. I'm like, OK, I got until like
once Meek Mill dreams and nightmares come on, it's time
for me to leave. Like that's how I know.

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Like if if I'm at in Philly and it's a party and dreams and
nightmares come on and somebody with a Henny bottle is like
singing it like it's gospel music.
There's going to be a rap battlesoon and it's going to lead to a
fight, so it's time to go. So before I started doing my
podcast, I was with some other comedians and we did a podcast

(01:23:23):
for a little bit. Our podcast was called Black
Tequila. Can you guess why it was called
Black Tequila? No.
So one of the comics on the pod goes, Have you ever tried
Hennessy? And my response is, look at me,
have I ever tried Hennessy? No, I've never had.
I've never tried it before in mylife.

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Like none of my friends ever drank Hennessy.
So he he goes, dude, it's basic,'cause I said I love tequila.
It's black tequila. Oh shit.
We did a test one time. We did a pod like this.
We drank. Each of us drank 1/3 of a bottle
of Hennessy. It's black tequila.
Yeah, that's just black tequila.Like fucks you up.

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And like we were asking people like, how accurate is this
statement? They're like, I don't know what
it is. It's called yet I don't know.
But you know, I mean like, but you don't know, like, like
tequila, like something, there'ssome ingredient in tequila.
That just makes. Says you know what, you either
want to fuck or fight somebody. Yep, Yep.
And that's, that's Hennessy, Yeah, that's Hennessy.

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And that's when I see that hen dog, 'cause I know they're gonna
be fighting, but if I'm at a place and they all are just
smoking weed, yeah, we can hang out until whenever, 'cause I
know nothing's really gonna happen.
And then no one's. Have you ever seen someone
really high off a bud want to fight?
They're like dude. Let's talk this out.
Like this one is just, they'll say something and then they'll

(01:24:48):
just be like, you know what? I'm not getting up.
Yeah. Like, yeah.
How about we just play like Super Smash Brothers?
What I thought was stupid is like, you know, you can't buy a
gun because you know if you if you know because you can't buy a
gun if you're addicted to or usemarijuana.
And my argument to that is when has anyone had the urge to kill

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on marijuana? The only thing I've had to kill,
like urge to kill, would be a bag of Doritos.
Oh yeah, or some ice cream. That's what I'm saying.
Like that's the only thing that,you know, a diabetes increase.
Maybe that's it. Yeah, only thing I'm fucking up
is. The fridge.
That's it 100%. I I ain't doing none of that.
But all right, man, Yeah, I knowyou got some open mics you want

(01:25:31):
to hit. Tonight while you're here.
It's your last night in Pittsburgh.
I appreciate you taking the timeto come out here and do this.
This was this was a great time. I enjoyed it a lot.
Next time you come back, hit me up and we'll we'll have to do
another one. Do a follow up give you give
y'all an update on the comedy career and if you want to catch
me on if you just want to see anything regarding me, just

(01:25:53):
Instagram is a modern dazed hipster and and Facebook Tyrone
Williams. You'll see like a purplish
background me, you know, but those those only place you can
get. Oh, and also on TikTok.
I do have a a TikTok account, I think it's called Tyrone
Williams 09. I do a lot of like a anime

(01:26:15):
comedy on that one. So yeah, that one's actually
pretty good. I got some I got I got a good
amount of views off of that one.So check that out too.
Some funny stuff. Hell yeah dude 'cause like yeah.
And I also put like the links inthe in the podcast body and
stuff. Awesome.
Perfect. Hell yeah.
So yeah, we'll get you all so everybody can find you and

(01:26:36):
everything. But yeah, that's pretty much it
for it so. Well, I hope you enjoyed our
conversation and. Hey thanks, come check him out
sometime. See ya.
Bye.