Episode #63: Tyler J Snodgrass

Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
(00:00):
Welcome to Big Hoss's Tailgate, and we're live right here.
Yeah, that's not the sound of beer.

(00:22):
That is the sound of a nice latte from Sheets.
There you go. How is it?
Is it tasty? Not bad.
Yeah, it's pretty tasty. I'm not going to lie.
Sheets. I'll tell you what I will drink
an off brand coffee coffee drink.
Yeah, I don't care. Like it's one of those coffees,
coffees, coffee. I'm the same way with with beer,

(00:44):
you know what I mean? It's like beer's just beer,
dude. It all does the same thing.
Alcohols. I mean, it all gets to the same
place, you know what I mean? People always bitch about like
the office coffee and stuff. My my fix for that?
Take the hot chocolate mix and make yourself a mocha and put
some Creamer in there. I'm not saying it's the
healthiest way to drink coffee, but it makes things better.

(01:06):
It tastes better. It's it's the downright it's the
downright best way to go ahead and drink coffee.
Yeah, yeah. So I am with a special guest.
You're not West Virginia. You're like, like, like you're.
Like. I'm New Brighton, New Brighton
Pai. Told someone Elwood City.
I'm out there. Yep.
I'm right before Elwood. Yep, Yep.

(01:26):
Tyler Snog. Tyler J Snodgrass.
Tyler J Tyler James Jude Snoddy Snodgrass.
If you're looking for my alias and my Christian name, you know.
See, where I grew up, there was a lot of snodgrasses, like in
Washington County. I don't know if you have like
family down that way. Well, we get around.
See, The thing is, is you get the name Snodgrass from back,

(01:48):
back, way back in the day, like dark ages.
The British went ahead and took over our castle, Castle
Snodgrass, named such because ofour nice grass Snodgrass.
But we were all destroyed. And then we ran to like
different areas, got enslaved and then Braveheart happened and

(02:11):
then World War the industrial revolution happened.
We came to Pittsburgh near then then World War One, World War 2
got more of the Irish culture inhere and that's when we started
coming over. So The thing is, is that we may
be from the same like Castle, you know, like, because the only
way you get the name Snodgrass is from being a knight, a king

(02:34):
or a noble of Castle Snodgrass. So we may, we, we come around in
New York a little bit, Pittsburgh a little bit.
Not going to lie, the the idea of Castle Snodgrass, that sounds
like something you'd see in a Monty Python movie, right?
Like, that doesn't sound like a real, it doesn't sound like a
real name. Like, and here's why.

(02:55):
Because my growing up, my brothers would joke around that
there was a girl that somebody had as a girlfriend.
Her name was Penelope Snodgrass.OK, that was the joke running
around and my dad would always use that name as a filler name
because it doesn't sound like a real name.
It's a wild name, Yep. My brother, like my dad, met

(03:15):
this woman and her last name wasSnodgrass.
He was, What's your first name? Her first name was Penelope.
He goes, Oh my God, it's a real name.
Like someone actually this was areal.
Person I've been dating. You for years.
'Cause they were like, oh, what's?
The finally me, yeah. It was like, what's your
girlfriend's name? If you didn't want him to know,
you'd just say Penelope Snoggrass.
And that was the joke. Yeah.
So apparently this woman had thereputation of like, dating all

(03:37):
these people and no one. She didn't even know about it.
Yeah, she had no idea. She.
Didn't know she was a total slutdude.
Apologies. No.
I went out there with a real name, Penelope Snoggrass, and
you are a real person. You are seen.
You are heard. OK.
We did not use the. We did not mean to use your name
in vain. Yeah, just saying, if there ever

(03:58):
is a movie written somewhere, that name will show up.
Instead of Ricky Stanicky, it's Penelope Snodgrass.
It's the feed. They're going to go ahead and
make us a remake of Ricky Stanicky, and so I'll be
Penelope Snodgrass. Who do you think plays her?
Oh, I don't know. I mean, it have to be Aubrey
Plaza. Aubrey Plaza.
Well, The thing is, is that you need something like like a

(04:22):
because it was Sidney. Sweeney.
Yeah. Someone it's like too wild but
like insanely hot that like you're like, there's no way I'm
dating this girl and then she's wild and crazy too.
But it's got to be like, becauseit's John Cena that does it in
the movie, so it's got to be someone like like that level.
Level of crazy, yeah, almost like an old Kristen like.

(04:43):
It's it's almost like they're. Kristen Wiig.
Yeah, it's like they're not playing it's they're not playing
their character. It's so off base that that's
what makes makes it funny, you know what I mean?
Yeah. So it had to be, I don't know, I
think maybe a Kristen Bell wouldbe good.
I do like, I do like Kristen Bell.
I mean. Done much after the Good Place,

(05:04):
I noticed. Well, you know, The Good Place
was so fantastic. It was so well written, you know
what I mean? Like, where do you even go from
there? You know what I mean?
It's like going ahead and be in Harry Potter.
It's so hard to find like a goodTV like comedy.
Like you don't have a parks and rec anymore.
You don't have friends. New Girl I think was underrated.

(05:26):
That shows. New Girl is real good.
I love New Girl. I, I recently like within, I
think last year I basically I watched the entire show and it
actually kind of made me sad because I was single and I'm
like, I don't have friends like this.
I'm like, you start comparing yourself to that and you're
like, oh, life gets real depressing.
Because why didn't I ever meet Prince?

(05:48):
Literally, did you ever? Read Okay here's this.
I listen to stupid shit. This is when my autism kicks in.
I look at random movie facts. So I'm reading about the Prince
episode and they said there was a scene shot like they were
going to have Kim Kardashian cameo too and he specifically
said if you have her in this episode I will not do it.

(06:11):
Prince. That much?
I mean, Prince has been, I mean,cause Prince has been through
every single generation of the Kardashians.
He was there whenever. Trial and.
Well, I mean, even before that, you know what I mean, Seeing the
Kardashians when it was just a lawyer group, you know what I

(06:31):
mean? And like, I'm, I'm pretty sure
that he was, he was a music lawyer, I believe, or like a
talent lawyer. He wasn't and.
I don't know because. A legal lawyer.
I think a part of it is just oneof those, like, I'm not giving
you a platform, yeah, because I don't think you have any talent.
But that's why I'm. Saying don't they don't have any

(06:51):
talent? Why do we make people that have
no talent famous? Well, they, they got, they got
the talent of making people pay attention to them.
And that's really what it is. You know, they and it's all
engineered, you know, like they go ahead and go to the place and
they tell all the paparazzi, hey, I'm landing here.
I'm landing at this time. Come take pictures of me.

(07:12):
And then they act annoyed whenever they walk through it.
Like, Oh my gosh, I can't believe there's paparazzi here.
You called them. You killed.
Them Kate, you know I. Know there is times that it does
like, like it does look like it is like, hey, man, I'm just
trying to walk down the street. Yeah, like Kurt Russell.
Like there's one where they wereasking Kurt Russell like, hey,
would you ever do tango and cashtoo?

(07:34):
And he was just like, I don't know.
I like Sly. Like he was just like chill
about that. He was like, I, I don't know,
maybe like, and then he just kept walking.
Yeah. And he was like, oh, man, like,
but that would be like, I would probably ask that same question
like, hey, man, I always like this movie.
Would you ever do another one? Well, that's the thing about
like living in California. You can't get angry that you're

(07:55):
going ahead and get noticed everywhere when you want to live
in California. If you want to be like a movie
star and not be bothered be likeKevin Costner, live out in the
middle of Montana or. Something you want to talk to?
Me, I'll come fly out here. Yeah, You know, and then you're
at that point where, like, you can just go ahead and get to
destinations, you know? I mean, especially Kevin
Costner, he's like his own movieproducer now, you know?

(08:17):
Yeah, I heard that movie he did was like, not good.
I mean, it's it's Kevin Costner.So it's like you got to go into
a Kevin Costner movie expecting to certain thing like Dances
with Wolves is like one of his. Best.
Movies. They can be summed up very
easily. Yeah, long and slow.
Long, slow shit happened, and you're not really going to care

(08:38):
that much about it. Yeah, you're very.
When it does happen, you're like, well that did happen.
Sucks. It's like, oh, OK.
Open Range is really good. Yeah, really good movie.
I love Open Ramp. Well, I love Wyatt Earp.
I love have Fills and Mccoys. I love draft day.
Draft day was a real good one. There's.
A really good line in Wyatt Earpthat I like.
Yeah, Doc Holiday. Dennis Quaid says it as Doc

(09:00):
Holiday. Yeah, and he tells someone to
kiss his rebel Dick. Yeah.
Kiss. My.
Rebel Dick He. Looks that dude.
He sits there and he's all puzzled by what he just said.
He goes, why don't you kiss my rebel dude?
And it's the way he says it thatmakes that line great.
That's the only good, like really high quality thing I like
in that movie. One of my one of my favorite
discussions is the discussion between So it, it seems like

(09:24):
everybody does enjoy a wired Earp movie, but it's either
Tombstone or it's wired Earp. I like both of them, seen both
of them, but it's like, I don't know, for some reason I like I
like the Kevin Costner better than Tim Stone man.
This is my first Kurt Russell. They're great, great.
It's OK. If you're looking for one that's

(09:45):
maybe more historically accurate, go watch the Wyatt
Earp thing because it's more it's more about his life.
Yes, yes. Tombstone's about an isolated
event, yes. Like, you don't really know a
lot about Wyatt Earp when he rolls into town.
Yeah, you don't know a lot abouthim as the, like an actual
lawman. Yeah, you don't get what the big
deal is. Yeah.
And I think the movie does a good job in saying, hey, this

(10:07):
guy is a badass, right? Just so you know, But he doesn't
want to be bothered with he's. Already going ahead.
Lost his brother. He's already going ahead, yeah.
But then you start looking at the real history of it and
you're starting to hate and wider.
Oh yeah. He's starting to be a Dick.
Yeah, yeah, there's there was some, there was a lot of cool

(10:27):
history. But it's funny how everything is
tied together because the whole reason why the that whole
gunfight thing even kicked off is because it it the Cowboys
robbed a Stagecoach that the silk it was affecting like money
in the United States. The biggest people they were

(10:49):
affecting was JP Morgan. And it ties back to the king of
England and all that stuff and how it was making us look bad
over here. So they therefore he cranked up
enforcement and it all spoils down to that's what kicked off
the gunfight. The OK corral.
Yeah, like that's basically thatkicked everything off, which
ends up triggering trickling down to making this big event in

(11:11):
history. Well, if you want to go ahead
and get into butterfly effects, let's talk about, you know,
World War 2 and stuff like that.People always say, you know,
stop World War Two, you go aheadand kill Hitler.
You know you don't. Well, what if you go ahead and
go back and save Franz Ferdinandfrom Sarajevo?
You know, then you don't go ahead and have, I mean, Germany

(11:34):
always wanted a World War because at that point in time
they wanted to go ahead and see their show, their superiority.
And so they were kind of fighting for it.
But after the Austrian, you, youknow, what was he?
Duke, Duke Franz Ferdinand, oncehe went ahead and got
assassinated, then Germany had areason to go ahead and fight for

(11:57):
Austria. And then I think France was
going ahead and had some type ofloose treaty with the Serbs.
And then the British had a loosetreaty with the French.
And then, you know, Russia got into it and it was like the
three cousins. So like, I didn't realize how

(12:17):
everything like kicked off, so I'm watching Sherlock Holmes the
second one. And you're going.
Through yeah, is more you're trying to kick off World War One
earlier than what it should havekicked because he goes and then
even. The thing is it's going to
happen. Yeah, he is.
Whether it's me or someone else,this is going to happen.

(12:40):
All it needs is the right spark.Yes.
And it's crazy because like whenyou're, you know, it's easy to
look back on history and you canwrite a story to fit that.
But then it's like, Oh yeah, he's right.
Yeah. Like when you start looking at
world history, it's crazy. I mean, yeah.
I mean, you got to think, you know, all of humanity has just
been about, well, I want to say all of humanity.

(13:02):
I'd I'd say the the governing force of humanity has always
been about power, value, land. You know what I mean?
It's it's all about those three things and there's just
everybody else just walking around trying to live their
life. And then there's just this
little itty bitty piece of people that just want to go

(13:23):
insane and just destroy the world.
I. Think what's weird to me is now
like, I don't know if I've realized it because I've gotten
older or maybe it's because I've, you know, maybe breathed
too much fresh air and had thesethoughts.
But like, you view your life differently after like,
witnessing world events become history like 911.

(13:44):
Yeah. That's a historical event that
you live through. Yeah.
And then now you look back and I, I think about like how my
parents are and they've lived through like Vietnam and all
these other big events to us. It's like, oh, no, that's
history that happened before I was born.
I don't, I don't know, like, butthen you don't realize how
actually close in time that is to you.
Yeah. You know what I mean?

(14:05):
Like. It's crazy like, well.
I mean, you gotta think we, we aren't even a century past World
War One yet, dude. We're, I mean, it happened in
1920, so we're 5. Years.
Century. No.
Century and. 14 Oh yeah, so we are so.
We're past. We're ten.
Yeah. We're we're a century and 10
years, yeah. We're almost 20.
We're almost 100 years away fromWorld War One.

(14:26):
Yeah, World War 2. Oh, we're that's 1940, Yeah.
Yeah, that's 19 four, 1939. Yeah, Yeah.
Technically. Yeah, five years there, Yeah.
Yeah. I don't know, 1942 is like
whenever, like the Japan, you know, stuff really started.
Hitler invades Poland like 39, so I think that's kind of what
starts it. We kind of like, The thing is

(14:47):
about America is we kind of justsat out of both of those for as
long as we possibly could. Currently what we're doing now.
Yeah, yeah. Well, we'll see.
The thing is, is everybody all right?
So here's the crazy thing is everyone sits here and talks
about how we're going towards World War 3 now.
And The thing is, is if you actually look at what it's

(15:09):
turning out to be, you look at book, the Book of Revelations,
man, you know, it's Russia getting into it, it's the Middle
East getting into it, it's Japangetting into it, and it's United
States, dude. It lines up exactly with
Revelations. Oh yeah.
Yeah, that's, that's the thing that worries me, man.
Oh. Yeah.
Oh yeah, I grew up like super religious.

(15:29):
I'm interested in it. And, and like, what's crazy is
like how things are like eluded,like there I look at anybody,
I'm like, there is some truth there.
Because when you look at world history as where it lines up
with that and people are thinking I'm going to be crazy
saying this. But like you have like the whole
book of Daniel where it's just nothing but these hallucinations

(15:52):
this guy's seeing in his dreams.Like there's no other way to
describe it. Like he's got wild dreams, but
there's something he describes that actually correlates with
Alexander the Great. It's like one of the beasts that
he predicts ends up translating into Alexander the Great.
Like it splits off and there's 4generals and those 4 generals go

(16:12):
E north. Or is it north-south, east West?
And West and West and when you. Fall Well here's The thing is
when you track where those guys went, it all follows into the
world powers of today. Like the West ones.
Lee Lee goes more to like Russiaand like China.
That way. The 1 S went to like I think it

(16:35):
was like India. Like it was weird.
I kind of like when they split the territory up.
So is it, is it really, do you think it's actually premonition
or it's just they've been there and they've seen it happen time
and time again? They said, well, it's probably
going to happen again and again and again.
Well, so let's just go ahead andwrite it as a prophecy and say

(16:55):
the world's on end after this, you know?
So let's see, I got to figure out how to answer this one.
I think. So I believe in God.
And I think it's, and if you believe in God, you're like, OK,
well, which thing do you which, which book correlates with like,

(17:16):
look at which one correlates with history, with correlates
with like. And you have to look at the
universe too. When people were like, yeah, it
would be weird if this was just a little bit off.
We would all be burning in fire or freezing cold.
Well, that sounds like someone did that on purpose.
That just doesn't sound like nature did that.

(17:37):
And just. Yeah, chance of luck Because
nature, like, you know, look at when kittens are like, animals
are born out in the wild. Nature's pretty rough.
Like, five of those might, you know, are dead.
One might make it out alive. Everything's gotta be perfect.
Everything's left up to chance. Nature kind of gets it wrong
sometimes, so I feel like there's someone there that

(17:59):
organized it. I feel like they had to be like,
I need to kind of get the story out there, but I can't really
directly talk to people because it scares them.
So let's just give it to one guyand then him pass it around.
Well, see, that's the thing thatconfuses me is because like
everybody goes ahead and looks at religion like it's a
different thing because they gottheir specific Messiah.

(18:20):
But whenever you go ahead and look at it like you're God and
you're trying to go ahead and get your full message out there
to to an entire planet that doesn't have the Internet, It
doesn't have freaking the news, doesn't have TV, cell phones,
you don't have any type of telecommunications.
So what do you do? You go ahead and pick yourself
15 different Messiahs and you have them all go out there.

(18:42):
And the crazy The thing is, is it's like the Middle East is the
one that went ahead and grabbed up.
Like, I don't know what it is about the Middle East, but they
love creating their religion, you know what I mean?
Oh yeah. Because it's like.
Let me just tell you that at least that means that's where
our humanity starting point is. Yeah, yeah.
OK. That makes sense that that's
where you're going to see a lot of the branches off.

(19:04):
But I mean, it's also like you also get different religions in
Africa and stuff like that. And they're like, those are just
bunch of Indians out there, tribal doing nothing.
And then you get the Indians, which are going ahead and lining
up with those guys, and they're like, oh, you know, they're just
crazy, you know, Earth's people.These are the.

(19:24):
Way I look at it is those are the first people that said I'm
getting out of here. Yeah.
So they have the basic, like, they were there, like, for the
basic part. So.
But like, as they furthered out,they're like, well, we don't
have the updated information. They're just gonna make.
We're gonna fill in the rest. Yeah.
That's where human sacrifice comes into play.
Yeah. I mean, hey, someone had to
think that was an idea to sacrifice somebody.
So apparently that that was an option at one point.

(19:46):
Yeah. Yeah.
Like, maybe if like, all the human sacrifice thing comes back
from, like, God telling Abraham to kill his son, then stops him
in the last minute. Yeah.
But no one caught that. Nobody got that part.
It's like you're supposed to notmurder him, You're supposed to
get there. They're like, all right, God.
Do it. We didn't say, he didn't say no.
So I. Was sorry we we had to go ahead
and get on a boat somewhere. And we missed that part.

(20:10):
We. We.
I couldn't leave. I didn't know how the rest of
the story ended. So I imagine you just killed
him. I just.
Didn't simply stop. Him at the rest of it, I
imagine. You didn't, you know.
Like if they. Stop him last minute as he's
about to cut like. That it's like, it's like
somebody that watches a movie like on on TV and only remembers
their favorite parts of it. Like back in the days before you

(20:30):
had like if you didn't record onVHS, you only seen the movie
once so you'd misremember parts of the movie.
Luke, I am your father instead of Luke Searcher Feelings.
Yeah. You know, you know this to be
true. Yeah.
Dude, I'm, I've been watching, rewatching the old Simpsons.
Yeah. And like, I was watching the one

(20:51):
where Homer comes out and spoilsthe ending of Return of the
Jedi. Yeah.
He's like, who would have thought Luke Vader, Darth Vader
was Luke's father? Like, what?
Seriously. Your Dick.
Yeah, man, that's just been on 32 seasons now, man.
It needs to die. It needs to die.

(21:13):
As much as I like The Simpsons. Let's see.
Well, I'll tell you what, it's been longer than that because
it's been on since 89. Yeah, my brother was in middle
school in 8th grade when that show came out.
Oh yeah. It's weird to imagine life for
me in a time where The Simpsons didn't exist.
Yeah, yeah. Like I grew up watching The
Simpsons. I've seen like so when I was
rewatching them, I was like, oh,I remember seeing part of this

(21:35):
as a kid, but never seen the context of what the how it fit
in the story. Like there was one where they
all like I remember at the end of the episode Homer was talking
about there was a a mist coming in that turns people inside out
and they turn inside out and start dancing to a musical
number. And I always thought there was a
fever dream as a kid. No, that's a tree House of
horror. And it actually happens like.

(21:57):
The Tree House of Horrors are wild ones though.
Those are those are always my favorite episodes every year
because it's just like, what is the craziest?
Like acid trip we can put on cable TV right now.
Oh yeah, I always love the tree House of horrors.
Those are those are good. Some of they've kind of sucked
as time went on because they they start doing too many
parodies. But I liked when they did the

(22:19):
anime episode. Yeah, because they were making,
they were parroting Death Note and so like they actually had an
anime artist come in and spend time to actually make the an
anime version of The Simpsons. Yeah, it was kind of cool, like
how everyone looked. Get to see the the different art
styles and stuff like that. I like when they do things like

(22:40):
that in Venture, like when they do the 3D episodes, like when
they do, they try to. They did a Lego one, yeah, but
they were all stuck in Lego and they couldn't figure out how
they were. They didn't realize.
I think it was like a same situation, like someone's
playing with Legos. See my my thing is is I was
always more of a Futurama guy myself.
I love Futurama. That's pretty.

(23:00):
It's, I mean, it's the same typeof humor, I mean, but smarter.
Yeah, nerd stuff. I I don't know, man.
It was just more my speed. Like Simpsons.
Simpsons is like your sitcom, you know, situation.
I was always more into, like thescientific.
I also liked. I'm also more of a fantasy guy,
so I also liked the Disenchantedas well.

(23:22):
Oh. OK, I haven't watched that.
I tried. I tried to get into it.
It's so funny especially I don'tknow, I watched the first and
second seasons which were good and then I stopped having
Netflix. The first one was amazing.
The second one I kind of felt like it fell off.
Didn't see the third but the first season.
Dude it's hilarious. I'm sitting there laughing

(23:43):
through the whole thing. I'm dying.
I'm out, though. It's it's.
Just like, what the fuck? I I remember that, yeah.
It was like going to the first episode.
Yeah, that that's the first step.
And The funny thing is, is that the whole lead up to that scene
is they're in a police chase with and they're on like cattle,
horses and they're in the and the buggies and everything.

(24:05):
And it's like a full on like, and they set it up like it's a
police chase, right? So there's like a, a Griffin, I
think that is flying. And it's like, given the, the
news report from like the helicopter and everything nice.
And the cops are in the horses and they're buggy and they're

(24:26):
going. And then like I, I freaking I
think, I don't think it was a train that went through, but
something passes and they jump over it, right?
And, and somebody in the train goes ahead and starts feeding
the horse. And he's like, well, you stop
feeding my horse, the police officer and everything stop
over. Have you seen, Did you see

(24:48):
they're doing a new Naked Gun? Yes, I did with Liam Neeson.
And I think that's going to be pretty, pretty interesting.
Yeah, I was watching the trailerfor it, like I've seen the
teaser trailer and I was like, it didn't look as good.
Then they released a full trailer and the fact they're
waiting until like, it comes outin August and they just now

(25:09):
dropped the trailer for it, it'sa little leery.
I don't know, I mean. But then I'm also like, the
trailer was really good. It's zombie Liam Neeson.
You know, he's, he's a great actor.
And you know they're going ratedR for this, Yes, just based on
that trailer. I was like, there's no way
you're putting this in APG 13. Well, that may be the thing.
They don't want people putting out too many things about it

(25:30):
because, you know, you can't do comedy the way you used to,
especially like a Naked Gun movie.
Yeah, like Naked Gun was definitely something that they
would say you couldn't do today.And they made, like 53 of them
motherfuckers, you know what I mean?
Like. Yeah, I mean the fun part is how
it came from a show, like it wasATV show they tried to do, but

(25:51):
like that I think it was before Airplane or like after Airplane.
So people kind of didn't get it.Then they're like screw it,
we'll just do the movie version.And when they the movie version
everyone loved it and it was like oh OK these are better
movies then I guess. Well, Liam Neeson, I not Liam
Neeson. Leslie Leslie Nielsen.
Yeah, that's a, that's a weird, weird one.
Liam Neeson, right? It's weird how the names are

(26:13):
like. I guess it makes sense like the
names are close. But he, Leslie Nielsen, he's
he's just such a goofy dude, like Mr. Magoo.
I used to love Mr. Magoo. Like not the the cartoon
version, but I grew up with Mr. Magoo where he's running after
the diamond and everything. And oh, he's he's just a

(26:35):
fantastic actor. That's one that I'm like, like
from my childhood where I'm bummed that like, we don't have
him around it. Oh yeah, I mean, do you know who
his brother was? The guy from Mission Impossible,
Peter Graves. He was in Men in Black 2.
Remember he was doing the the intro to Men in Black 2.
Yes, I did not know that's his. That's his.

(26:56):
And someone tried to, like, debate me on this, like, no,
look it up. I was like, they even look
similar when you look at him because that's why they're both
an airplane. Yeah.
He's the pilot. Yeah.
And Liam Neeson or Leslie? Yeah.
Liam Neeson's. No, Leslie Nielsen.
See, I'm doing it now. I'm getting caught.
That's why they did this. They waited, so it's
interchangeable. Yeah, that's and that's probably

(27:18):
on to be like a joke or something like that.
During during. The movie he's playing the sun.
Oh, is he? He's playing his son.
That's why there's that scene inthe trailer when the I.
Didn't see any of the trailers. I've just gone ahead and seen.
See, The thing is, is these days, I don't let media going to
go ahead and influence me on movies because it's like you're
going to go ahead and see something in movies these days

(27:40):
that are either AI generated or it's like not going to be in the
movie or it's made to be fantastical just for the
trailer, you know? Yeah, I mean, well, I mean, the
the whole point of the trailer is to dry up.
You're hyped to see the movie. Yeah.
So part of. Me is like I'll watch a trailer,
but like, you know, some things it's like I recommend somebody

(28:03):
watch a trailer first before judging it.
Like a lot of people say I'm notgoing to watch the new Superman.
I watch the new trailer. And I was like, this sent my
hype for this movie through. The proof?
But see, that's The thing is howmany times I can't tell you how
many times I've seen that and I don't go to the movies anymore.
I don't really go. I I'll go, but it, it's more for
the reason like of why I'm goingto go to the movies.

(28:27):
Like am I going out on a date? We going out to hang with
friends and stuff like that. You know, I don't just go to see
movies anymore. So like, I'm not watching
trailers like that anymore because I've, I mean, I love the
Marvel, loved the Marvel Universe and they went ahead and
killed trailers for me to where I finally go see the movie and

(28:47):
it's just trash. I am excited for the new
Fantastic Four. They dropped a final trailer.
Kind of gives more of the story.Once I've seen it, I'm like,
okay, now I know how I have kindof an idea what the movie's
gonna be. Yeah.
And not it's like that's all I need to know.
I know you're everything else. I know those spoilers are coming
and it's like don't ruin it. Because your, your, your profile

(29:09):
picture is the thing on there. So it's like, I know you're,
you're AG for it, but I just, I'm not excited about it.
I, I see it, I know what they'redoing with it.
It's going to be back in the past.
They're probably going to do some Galactus twist with it and
say, oh, Galactus happened before Thanos happened.
Because we got, we brought the stakes up too high that now we

(29:29):
have to go ahead and dial it back again, you know?
I got to check the camera right now, the timer's going off.
For it, I thought, yeah. You like that seagulls?
Yeah, yeah, of course. So, yeah, let me check the
camera real quick, and then we'll be right back.
OK. Oh, no, switch.
There we go. And we're back.
Yeah. So we were having a really good
discussion, like following the Fantastic Four thing.

(29:50):
I was going to show you the trailer, but we got preoccupied.
We got it. We got it.
We. Were talking about like, you
know, the whole state of the Marvel Universe and stuff and we
were talking about Spider Man and how unappreciated Andrew
Garfield was a Spider man. Yeah, yeah.
Like I like I remember going to see Amazing Spider Man.
I brought my buddy with me. He hated the movie.

(30:12):
Yeah. I actually liked it, and when
someone compared, I realized someone compared that to Batman
Begins. I think it has the same writer.
Yeah. David Goyer.
Yeah. He's the one that worked on that
Spider man. I think if you look at that
compared to Batman Begins, it's a very similar type movie.
But I also acknowledge that thatis what they should call him.

(30:33):
They should have called him the Ultimate Spider Man.
He's basically the Ultimate Spider Man.
Yeah, yeah. I mean he's is Peter Parker not
so good. His spider man is perfect.
See I. He's the perfect spider man to
me. The.
Thing is, is I like all the Spider man.
All right? I got to say my favorite is Tom
Holland because it totally blowseverything out of the water.

(30:55):
Both 3. Movie I both 3.
Both 3. I mean, he, he's the only one
that's worked with The Avengers.He's he's the most comic book
spider man. But like, it's The thing is, is
that it's just so well written. It plays well.
I mean, it's, it's a great watch.
It's fun beginning to end. Can I say I haven't enjoyed two

(31:20):
out of three of his movies? Which?
Ones. I didn't like Homecoming.
OK, Homecoming was OK because itwas a very small movie.
Yeah, but two, I didn't like that he went to Europe.
Yeah. That was my only complaint with
that is I hated that he's in Europe.
Yeah, because Spider Man does not leave New York.

(31:41):
Well, she isn't he. He goes to space.
Get the fuck back down. He.
He's an he's an adventurous universe.
Yeah, what happens? He goes to space, he dies.
But The thing is. He just stay in New York.
The thing is, is that he he's a worldly spider man in in this
universe, no, in this universe he is.
Spider Man's not supposed to be a world superhero.

(32:03):
He is New York superhero. But the best part?
Raimi movies got that. Yes.
That is the prime example. He is the hero of New York.
Yes. That is.
Spider Man and I do love that, but but I got to hold up Tom
Holland just because of the villains.
Dude, you know what it'd. Be like it'd be like making it
would be like putting Daredevil in an Avengers movie.
He does not belong. Yeah, yeah.

(32:25):
Unless you're doing it like a Secret Avengers, like a Black
Ops team, like, and you need a stealth guy.
That's you, dude. You put like he's.
Yeah. So his.
Movie. I'll take a Defenders movie.
So The thing is, yeah, The thingis, is like, you're right.
He he would be a more cameo situation.
Whenever you're in New York, putSpider Man in there.
But you don't have to give him aa movie like that and have him a

(32:47):
worldly Spider Man. You're right, you're right.
Prime example, the X-Men. When you watch the X-Men and
Spider Man shows up, he's a guest star.
Yeah, like, hey, and featuring Spider Man, cuz he just happened
to be in the area and he's like,yo guys, you're in Queens, what
up? Yeah.
You know what I mean? He was always featured along
with him. I.

(33:07):
Forget which one, what animated series it was, but it was the
one with Phil Coulson in it. Where Phil Coulson's the
principal. I think it's Ultimate Spider
Man. Where Deadpool goes ahead and
spend some time with spider Man and it's it's just so wild, like
seeing spider Man and Deadpool running around because it's

(33:29):
Deadpool and it's he takes over the whole entire series is
breaking the 3rd wall and that that spider man does break the
3rd wall a little bit like so I I always like those cameos.
But you're right, he could be just a cameo.
Yeah, like, I mean even like theI tell you what my.
Favorite if you're on spider man.
Honestly I love the 90s series. Yeah.

(33:50):
Hate it as an adult. Yeah, cuz there's the soap opera
bullshit. You mean like the it's
overplayed the Fox, The Fox Studios?
Yeah. Spiderman.
No. Is that Sony?
I forget. Yeah, that was Fox.
Okay, That was Fox Animation. That was the Marvel Action Hour.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's one, yeah, because I love

(34:10):
the fantastic, well, half the Fantastic Four series they did,
the first half is really cheesy and like, stupid.
It's like the very early adventures and it sucks.
Then they go into the dark blue suits.
That's the one they had Black Panther in, and it was like they
had Thor and it was. He's the dwarf in Lord of the

(34:31):
Rings. He plays him, yeah.
Oh, Gollum. I forget what his actual.
Name is not Gollum, he's the dwarf.
Oh, the dole, Frodo. No, what's his name?
Sala in Raiders. The Lost Ark.
That's who voices Thor in the Fantastic Four cartoons.

(34:52):
How about the villain? He talks with like that deep
voice. I don't know man.
I haven't seen as far as. John Reece Davis.
John Reece Davis. He's played something like Indy,
the big guy. Oh, yes, OK.
That's who the voice of Four is in the Fantastic Four cartoon in
the 90s. OK.
Like, I love like those shows. Like they all had their own.

(35:12):
They understood their characters.
Yeah, Those, those. Well, I mean, voice acting was
also very different back then, you know what I mean?
Iron Man has the same change over like his early episodes.
Kind of weak. And then they start going to the
new suit that's like only in a couple issues, but it's my
favorite. Like Iron Man looks like a tank.
Yeah, did. You ever watch the 90s one?

(35:35):
I have a lot of I have the animated movies like I have The
Incredible Iron Man. Oh no, we're talking about 90s
Iron Man like. I don't think I've seen that.
Like I watched the the X-Men a little bit like the what was
that, the 87? This was it.

(35:57):
But then I watched Ultimate. I hate when they do ads.
Well, of course they're on do ads.
Oh, and it's. Marvel really isn't.
It crash, I don't. Think I ever watched?
That one. I don't have Disney Plus either.

(36:21):
I'm sure it is because everything Marvel is on Disney
Plus now. Yeah, so like.
Back in the 90s, I would watch. Well, I guess it was more of the
2000s. What was the Ultimate X-Men?

(36:42):
Yeah, I don't remember that too.The.
Tank I love that show, dude. I love that.
Show. I mean, superheroes were pretty
dope. Back then I like how the audio
spiked so. Much that's.
Speaking. Because it was so awesome, dude,

(37:03):
did you hear those freaking electric guitars in there?
Yeah, the 90s were, that's just said.
Kids today don't realize we had the best cartoons 'cause it was
like 90s action. Like you could like Iron Man,
punch the shit out of people. But I mean, like also what?
What's the big one? It's not Chippendale, is it?

(37:25):
Adventure ducks and stuff like duck tales, like Duck tales woo
you know like they went and put every single bit of 80's rock
flair and animated TV shows likethe intros were like just.
Bangers. You go ahead and hype a kid up
on sugary cereal, Go ahead, you start a freaking.

(37:47):
Yeah. You start ATV show whenever
they're like rocking out on the guitar and then how do you think
a kid's not on a spin out like acrack addict, you know?
Everyone's armor too. Like everybody had power armor
and like big bulky pieces of armor.
Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, everything was
super cool back then. I mean, like the incredible I'm

(38:08):
obviously you got the. Hulk.
Yes, see, we can talk about 90s Batman now, dude, but that is
the bet. That is my Batman.
I don't care about live series. I don't care about whatever
you're watching on TV. The best Batman, who Batman is,
is Kevin Conroy, who is the Joker.

(38:28):
The best Joker ever is Mark Hamill and that series is
Batman. And it was solidified in gaming
too, yes. Like not only did we get an
animation but gaming like yes nogame made you feel like Batman
in the Arkham games. Have you have you heard that the
Arkham Asylum folks are making what is it Superman?

(38:50):
No. Batman Beyond what?
What is it Batman Beyond? Terry McGinnis?
I'm hoping. Is it Terry McGinnis?
That's the one they need to do. They're doing it on PS-5.
It's coming out in 2007, I'm hoping, and it's going to be
them making it as well that. Would be the best because did
you ever see the The Batman Beyond costume?
I I have I have it. Oh, in game I have not seen.

(39:11):
In game. Oh, so they let you put they
gave you the costume in Arkham City.
OK. Except that was the animated
one. Yes.
So like, it had like the textures and it looked more like
the animated suit came to life when he did it for three, they
said. What would it look like in this
universe? Yeah, and it's high tech, like

(39:33):
battle armor. It's got like a face shield and
stuff. It's sick.
That's the see, that's what I hear that they're on a do with
Batman Beyond. And then have you heard about
the Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesRonin coming out?
Yes, those those that's give. Me, a Turtles game that's
basically goes to Yoshima. Yeah, I'm here for it.

(39:53):
I'm here for. It, but it's also gonna be like,
it's gonna be all that Batman engine, yeah, Spider Man engine,
the fighting engine, the storyline style, It's the same.
It's gonna be a Sony game, so it's that.
Develop and dude, that's the thing that bums.
I went ahead and got an Xbox. Wolverine game.

(40:13):
That's God of War. It's coming, that's what I'm
saying. That's one that's coming.
Dude, can you even like all the I'm?
Supposed to know where give me arelease date?
Damn it. Yeah, they keep on.
They keep. They won't even give me a
trailer. Give me a.
Prop E3. Yeah, they.
Gave me that one. Yep.
And then I watched all the league footage.
I already know the story of the game.
Don't care. I want it.
I just want it, you know what I mean?

(40:34):
Like. It's I mean, so The thing is is
like we're talking about movie. Look at them.
There he goes. So we're talking about like the
movies and stuff like that. I I swear, dude, like animated,
the animated storylines and the video game storylines are some
of the best storylines other than the comics.

(40:55):
Yeah, you know what I mean? Like the comics are obviously
end all be all. They're the sacred.
Well, how about no one knew withthat when DC did that animated
series? The animated movie series, Yeah.
I have Justice League War and then it went all the way to
Apocalypse War. Yes.
And I haven't. But like didn't no one knew
these were all connected? And they have tomorrow war.

(41:17):
And then they start. Watching like, wait a minute,
it's the same Batman, Yeah. And then you start realizing
like, oh, and when they tied that together and then how they
tied it into the new versions, you were like, oh, this is a
timeline branch from this. And it and your.
Crisis version was way better than CWS.
Oh, yes, yes. The CW was OK, but.
I do like what The CW did with the earlier episodes.

(41:40):
I think it got a little convoluted once you got into
like tomorrow. Which was it?
Gave them the budget of what youwould have given HBO if you're
going to do a crisis event on TV.
Yes. Yes, you cannot do that on a
regular television budget. But it wasn't only that, but
like, so the arrow verse, fantastic.
I loved what they did with the Arrow verse.

(42:01):
Right. Flash was good point.
But once they got into what is it Justice League of Tomorrow or
like Legends of Tomorrow? Yeah, it's that series is if it
just became too much, there's how am I supposed to go ahead
and sit here and comfortably watch 100 episodes a year of

(42:23):
something? You know what I mean?
And it all has to line up perfect quickly.
You have to watch it just like this, because if you go ahead
and watch this one before this one, then it spoils this one.
And it's like, so you have to, oh, became a headache,
especially on Netflix before youcan go ahead and like playlist.
I only did the crossovers though.
I do. I liked it, but it just became,

(42:43):
this is the same way with Disneynow.
It's like, there's so much of it.
It's like I don't have enough ofa like I I can only fill my life
up with so much stuff before I become a piece of shit, you know
what I mean? That's like how I.
Feel that, I feel that I followed it up to a point and I
was just, I stuck it out with the flash for a bit and I got up
to like season 7 and I was like,I can't do this no more.

(43:07):
I I just, it was, I think it was, there was too many.
Like you can't keep doing the Reverse Flash.
Yes, you can't keep doing it. You did it once.
I get it. I came back OK.
I guess it's a different versionall right, But you keep jumping
back and forth. And at the end of the day, they
started like killing off so manyof like the heroes, like not

(43:30):
even killing them off. But it's like now they're in a
completely different time zone. So like the Justice League can't
even affect like what they're doing.
And like it just. And everything's just an evil
version of another different character.
Yep. I hated that they did the red
they did the Batman when they did Batwoman.
I didn't. It was so dumb.

(43:52):
For during The CW. So I cut off about the third
season into like Legends of Tomorrow.
It was kind of cool they did that when they did the Crisis
event. They did have Kevin Conroy as a
Batman. Oh, yeah.
He was playing a Batman. That because he was older.
Yeah. And because, you know, he's not
as you, you know, young as he used to be.
They gave him like the metal mech suit.

(44:12):
I didn't even know if he. Looks like the Batman from
Nightfall or Kingdom. Dumb.
OK, OK. I think he's that Batman, Yeah.
And then you find out he's actually like a evil Batman.
Oh, yeah. So it was kind of cool because
you got to turn on the Batman voice and yeah, he was.
He started killing his enemies and stuff and he killed

(44:32):
Superman. I didn't even know he was in
there because he he passed away like in 20.
It was like right after. 2020 orsomething like that, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, man, that was, that was
one that hit me because I'm like, oh man, I'm never going to
be able to hear that dude as Batman ever again.
Like. That's that's the Batman I hear
in everything. Yeah.

(44:53):
And I base your bat, like I willsay the closest to that, I tell
you what, the closest I've seen to a live action version of that
had to be Ben Affleck. I actually do.
Like Ben Affleck. See, The thing is, is I watch
Batman movies not to go ahead and be impressed by a Batman
movie, you know what I mean? Because it's never the animated

(45:14):
series has just always been the one.
I say Batman Begins as my favorite of the Nolan movies.
Yeah, it's the most like a Batman movie.
I like I like Batman Rises. What?
What is it? The Dark Knight Rises I.
Didn't like The Dark Knight Rises, it just something about
it just didn't sit. Right.
It's because it was in Pittsburgh, dude.
No it. Was it gave me a huge rock hard

(45:36):
burnt boner for Pittsburgh. Dude, it was with Bane and stuff
and I felt like. It wasn't a good story for Ben,
I will agree with you on that. One, it was just the wrong
villain to use. Yeah, it could have been like,
you could have just done a. You should have just done a
different villain. Yeah, like a Mr. Freeze in that
universe could have been great. Well, So what they were doing
was they were trying to do some something with the comic books,
but they can't, couldn't like put it so far in the future that

(45:59):
they had the mutants, but they had Razal Ghoul, so they could
go ahead and do something like it's consistently someone's
trying to destroy Gotham becauseit's the new Babylon or
whatever. Yeah, you know, so they went
ahead and used Bane instead of the mutant leader, you know what
I mean? It was.
Just a lot of it I just kind of wasn't a fan of.
Yeah. And it's I just felt like it was

(46:22):
poorly. Exciting.
Yes. Yeah.
I it was a good spectacle. I mean, I didn't see.
The thing is, I didn't really like any of the Christopher
Nolan's though. I'm sorry.
What's his name? What's?
I can't think of his name right now.
Joseph Gordon Levitt. Yeah.
Should have just been Robin. Yeah.
Don't say. Oh, it could have been.
No, Just say Robin. You're saying Dick Grayson.

(46:44):
Give me something. Tim Drake.
Give me something. The thing is, is don't try to be
all Meadow about it. No.
You have Bruce Wayne, You have Jim Gordon.
You have the bit. The names are here, people.
Why do I stop being an idiot Analogy?
Well. Yeah, and it's like, Oh my gosh.
And then like all the the fumbling around with and

(47:05):
whenever The Dark Knight comes out, they were talking about,
oh, so you're Harvey Dent, you're not going to be two
faced, are you? Like, and all the promos and
stuff and it's like he's 2 faced.
He's obviously going to be two faced.
Like why are you trying to? Be said Harvey Dent.
Yeah, I mean, I like the way they gave the name 2 faced

(47:27):
because they said yeah, he was very two faced because he's nice
to you then he would be tear youup in court.
Yeah, that made sense. I was like OK, that's cool.
Yeah, I like that in that universe, it seemed more
believable. But it still doesn't feel like a
sequel to Batman Begins. Yeah.
Yeah, because Batman Begins still felt like a comic block.
Yeah, it's this still feels likea grounded version and like

(47:50):
Batman's just always been here. Well, yeah, that's that's what
Christopher. Sequel too and I feel like those
two movies don't connect well. That's what Christopher Nolan
wanted, though. He wanted it to be like, what if
Batman was just walking around? Yeah, I feel like he was doing
it because the you could fill the studio, being more involved.

(48:10):
And then when I seen that what he could do, they kind of said,
OK, we we're just going to give you free rein, let you see what
you can do. Yeah.
That's where you see The Dark Knight come out.
I, I am glad that he is, he was able to handle himself and make
a linear movie for once with Batman.
And I didn't have to go ahead and do some type of, you know,
intellectual gymnastics to understand what's going on in

(48:32):
Batman. Every single Christopher, I mean
momento and they're they're goodmovies for what they are.
But like memento tenant. OK, you want to know what the
big mind fuck is for The Dark Knight?
Did Batman actually know that hewas going to save Rachel or
Harvey Dent? Because you don't know where he

(48:53):
goes because I'm going to save Rachel.
But when he kicks open the door he sees Harvey Dent.
Now did Batman actually make thechoice because he knew it was
better to save Harvey or was he actually going to see?
Did he say he was going to go save Rachel and they?
I, I mean, I think that it was like that.
I I think that he was going to save Rachel.

(49:14):
And then he kicked the door open, seeing Harvey there and
was, because he does pause for amoment.
Yeah. If you notice it when he walks
in because people are like, no, he picked Harvey because
Harvey's the better option. Yeah.
No, no. But you can also look into it
because if he when he kicks openthe door, he stops.
Like shit, it's not her. Yeah, but he had to go and I'm

(49:36):
here. I might as well grab him.
No, he definitely made the the decision to to choose Rachel and
I think Joker went ahead and herbamboozled.
Set it up. Yeah.
He was going to kill Rachel regardless.
Yeah. And he's like, if you don't get
here, I'm going to kill him too.But I am killing her regardless.
Yeah. I'm going to give you the wrong
information and lie to you. Yeah.
You're going to make the mistake.

(49:57):
I think that Batman got fooled by the Joker.
Yes. But there's other.
I, I thought, no, he did what hethat he knew what he was doing.
There's other people who argue against.
It who says that people who don't believe in the
megalomaniacal abilities of Joker like do you?
Do you even know like the very? Well written though.
Very well written. Yes, if it is the case.
If it was the other words like, no, we didn't think of that.

(50:18):
Yeah, I, I don't know, dude. I, I think it's obvious that the
Joker went ahead and bamboozled Batman.
That's, that's all of Joker's characters band.
That's that's Joker's entire being is just going ahead and
being a pen in Batman's ass. And did you hear what the in
universe explanation is? Why he's not in the third movie?
Why he is the sole prisoner of Arkham Asylum.

(50:42):
Oh yeah. That they transferred everybody
out of black except 1 prisoner and it was the Joker.
Yeah, he's the he is locked. He's the only one in that
building. Huh?
That's the reason why he's not in the movies.
Huh. But you know what I don't?
Know if I like that? I don't either because, you
know, if Bane had, you know, theability to get him, you know he

(51:06):
would have. Got him, caused chaos and
Gotham. I would.
I don't know. The thing is, is like, I don't
know. I don't really.
I assume that the Joker went ahead and got killed after that
one. Like Bane.
Bane executed him. Yeah, because he's like I, I,
he's too much of a liability. Yeah.
Yeah, I think it makes more sense that Bane just had him

(51:27):
executed. I mean, you'd have to, because
otherwise Joker would definitelybe running around in the
universe, you know what I mean? I feel like there should be a
there should have been a scene in there somewhere where he's.
Like no, just one. No, this just.
Let him drive raw and. Then have him like.

(51:49):
Just have them. Freaking just gave him a bunch
of pills. Take Rush Wrong he.
Dies the same way Heath Ledger does.
That's fucked up. That's fucked up, yeah.
I get some dark thoughts sometimes.
Oh well, you know, we are comics.
That's you know. I'll tell you what that's.
What's going to lead to our dementia?
Yeah. How long have you been doing
comedy for? I probably should have asked you

(52:10):
that sooner. Oh.
I planned on it, but we got sidetracked.
Oh, it's cool. You know, we're having a very
chatty Cathy, you know, time here.
Yeah. So it's no problem.
But I've been doing it about sixyears now.
OK. I think it was November or
October of 2018. OK, what was your first mic?

(52:32):
My first mic was the Smiling Moose.
It was a Monday down on Carson St.
So I lived a lot on Carson St. Not like lived there, lived
there, but like I was a always there.
I was a rave kid like a motherfucker.
I used to go down, I used to go to a Carson like way back in the
day. Like I think I went down a

(52:54):
couple of times when I was 21, like 20-2 ish.
Like I'd go down a little bit. I'm used to.
I remember going to diesel and stuff.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Diesel wrecks watch stolen off me and diesel.
Oh damn. See.
Not the. Watch.
Yeah, it was gone. I I, I was.
I was, I was kind of like a hippie kid.
So I'd go down, check out the the shows and stuff, go to the

(53:15):
recs, you know, wherever there was a rave in the city, did a
couple Renegades and stuff like that, house parties and shit.
But yeah, anyways, so I, I, whenever I started doing comedy,
I was just kind of looking around and I saw that every
Monday the Smiling Moose had an open mic.
So I was like, OK, well, I'll doan open mic here.

(53:37):
And I met Chris Creva. Chris Creva actually hosted that
Mike right back then. Yeah.
And he's like, dude, you did real good.
Like, are you going to go to HamBones after this?
I'm like, I don't even know where Ham Bones is.
And I had this chick that was a total bitch, dude.
She was a total drag. She went ahead and ripped my
heart out three times since Sunday.

(53:59):
But so I had her and I was like,I, I got this chick with me and
I don't know what she's all I want to do.
And he's like, well, you should go ahead and come out to Ham
bones. It's just over the water.
You leave here now, you go straight there.
So we went there and we we walked in there, met Trevor
Austin for the first time there and he started flirting with

(54:22):
chick And I was like, whatever, I'm going to go ahead and do
comedy here. So that's when Ham Bones was
going and Amanda Avril was goingahead and hosting it.
So I went ahead and did my firstmic there and that's whenever I
kind of opened up to the whole Pittsburgh comedy scene on
Facebook and everything. And just back then I was going

(54:43):
to whatever open mic I could do.That was before COVID and
everything, just doing everything.
And then COVID hit and, you know, just destroyed everything.
Man, that sucks. Yeah man I I it's weird.
I started comedy post COVID, Yeah.
And it was weird like, because it's like I've never been part
of an art scene because it's basically what it is.

(55:07):
I guess it's what you call it. I guess it's kind of an art
scene and I never been part of that.
So it was kind of weird to see everything.
So it's like everything was kindof a weird experience coming
from like, you know, out in the sticks, like dive bars and
stuff. And then you're like, oh, this,
this is weird. Like there's hipsters here and I
don't know how to feel about breweries.

(55:28):
Yeah, things are weird. I don't know how they go I.
I got to say like so I've been part of quite a few.
I'm new to city life, let's put it that way.
I was wasn't used to that city life shot like well.
It's not even city life because I'm, I'm from, I'm from Beaver
County, bud. I'm, I'm from out there.
All right, you, you go ahead andyou want to have some fun.

(55:51):
You go ahead and find yourself anice cornfield and you have your
buddies set up up his generator and somebody goes out and finds
a keg in the tap, you know, and you just hang out there on a
Saturday, you know? So I'm definitely backwards,
dude. But I've been a part of quite a
few art scenes. I was a musician back in high

(56:12):
school, was part of metal band. And then that didn't really work
out and I had a lot of dreams that just did not pan out.
And then after the band broke upbecause the lead singer left and
moved to New Newcastle, I was like, well, Skrillex is pretty

(56:32):
dope, dude. He's making millions of dollars.
I'll go ahead and become ADJ. So I got like all types of DJ
gear. Freaking ADHD mind out the wazoo
because it's like, let's just goahead.
ADHD out. And so then I got into DJ and I
was like, I'm going to become a producer.
That's where the real money is. I can't mix other people's

(56:53):
tunes. And then I found out that I have
no talent for music. So, so then like I, I got, I was
working a dead end job. Well, not a dead end job.
I was working a career that was a job for me, just hating life.
And finally I was listening to podcasts and they were a bunch
of comedy podcasts like Nerdist and stuff like that with Chris

(57:17):
Hardwick and all types of stuff like that.
And they were talking about how they started becoming comics and
what they were talking about, how they felt younger I was
feeling too. And what got them into comedy is
like exactly where I was. See, I got, oh, see, we'll have

(57:37):
to come back to this. I have to check the camera real
quick. So we were be right back and
we're back. Yeah.
Make sure I hit that timer. I think we were talking about
before when we went on break, I was getting ready to tell you
about the podcasts because you were telling me you listen to

(57:57):
all these comedy podcasts. That's how I was.
I was listening to Rogan at the time, and he'd get these famous
comedians in there and they're talking about like when they
was, Oh yeah, Remember, we were starting off and like we were
doing this and Mike's and we were driving like from this
place. It sounded more achievable.
Yeah, like. Oh, I guess I could go do
comedy, but it's like, I don't even know if Pittsburgh has a

(58:18):
scene. Like it sounds like these big
cities do, but I don't know if Pittsburgh does.
I guess there is. So like, you'd kind of, I'd
follow some comedy and stuff in Pittsburgh, but not really.
Yeah. And then my one buddy was like,
dude, you need to get out of thehouse.
Like go get a hobby. Go do something because why
don't you go try comedy? I was like, I don't know, man.
Like I don't know if I'm good enough to do that.

(58:40):
He's like, go do it. Go find an open mic somewhere.
And I found scarps. Yeah, yeah.
And that's how I started doing comedy.
Yeah, how'd your how'd your first set go?
My first set was about how my itwas like Saint Patty's Day 2021.
My buddy's recent girlfriend like you know like newly
girlfriend was with us and we decided to go to cheerleaders

(59:02):
afterwards and I forgot I had myknife on me so she hid the knife
in her. Oh, Jesus.
Yeah, So that was the story I told also.
It was like, I, I there's a SideStory to that about how my other
buddy was with this girl he was messing around with and she took
mushrooms on that trip on that day.

(59:24):
And my buddy goes, hey, it's notdoesn't work out.
I'm passing it off to you. And I was like, I don't know if
I want to deal with. Yeah, dude, just like come on
now, you don't want to go ahead and deal with you brought her to
your business. Yeah, I'm like, I'm not sure if
I want to deal with this. And then here at one point, she
came over and sat on my lap and I was like, it felt like it was
a cat in heat. Oh, I just felt warm, warm,

(59:45):
moist heat on my leg. And I was like, like, it's just
because she just didn't like at the time.
It's just. Was she a cutie?
At the time, but, but it was like the way she was coming off,
it was just very weird. Yeah.
And I was like, I don't know if I like this or not.
Like it was. Just all warmed up and ready to

(01:00:06):
go, dude. Yeah, I was just like, I, I
wasn't really prepared for that.Like, yeah, yeah, I, I and so,
yeah, my buddy ended up having to deal with that, but yeah.
And then we were. They left me at the strip club
too. Yeah.
Yeah, I I was like, my buddy gotinto a fight with one of the
strippers. Oh, geez, yeah, 'cause he was
like, we've been sitting here this whole time and no one

(01:00:27):
showed up and was like, I recently just got there because
we were, we were sending somebody home.
That was, too. Drunk.
Oh, there you go. They did.
They always have to. They went to walk home.
Oh geez, I've been, I've had some of those and you're a Oh my
like. You can't walk home like it.
And it's during COVID, like watch out, like get in, get in
the Uber. And we finally got her in the

(01:00:49):
Uber. And then I had that drama with
the knife. And then we went in there like I
sit down 5 minutes and they're like, we've been sitting here
this whole time and no one's come over to us.
And he's like, fight. I hear, I'm thinking, oh, he's
negotiating a deal here. Like, oh, yeah, keep talking,
buddy. Like.
And then I wander off and when Icame back, everybody was gone.

(01:01:10):
Oh and I'm like what do I do cuz.
I. I well, you go find some.
I ubered here like I was hoping to go with my one bud, you know,
but didn't happen. So, yeah, well.
I guess you're spending the night at the strip club, dude.
That's what that. I'm trying to get an Uber and.
I'm like, that's the, that's the, that's the best excuse
ever. Hey man, I just showed up the

(01:01:31):
with the Uber and the Uber with my friends at a strip club.
They left me dude, and I didn't know what to do.
I had to spend the whole night there, right?
I just, what was I supposed to do?
I had nowhere else to go. I What I'm going to do is step
wander the streets. Come on.
No, I had to make sure my friends are going to make good
decisions. OK?
I had to make sure they make good decisions.
That's like the best excuse to say, I mean, I had to go ahead

(01:01:54):
and get a private. But that's The thing is every
time to every store I have that involves a place like that, it
never has a good ending. Yeah.
So I've decided, no, we don't dothat no more.
We don't venture off into those.We don't go to that dark,
shadowy place. There's a reason why the Simba
wasn't allowed to go to that part.
No, see, dude, that's that's my favorite thing to do.

(01:02:16):
That's where you get some of thebest stories.
That's where I get my dudes like.
Oh, you do get some wild storiesthere.
You will see some wild shit. Like normal normal people get on
like Hinge. You were talking about Hinge
dating and Tinder dating and Bumble or whatever.
Dude, I go for Facebook date because it's like you get some
of the wild. It's open to everybody.

(01:02:37):
Everybody's open. Comment.
I I found I will comment on it. I went ahead and and dated an ex
cult member. Dude right dude I tell you what
do this OK I have I'll tell the bit but then I'll tell the
story. So the bit is, I dated a ex cult
member and I was wondering, you know, did she leave the cult or

(01:03:01):
did the cult leave her? You know, it's a very important
question. Imagine anyone too crazy for a
cult that's someone that's a lunatic, right?
But then I started thinking, didshe get out of the cult because
she didn't drink the kool-aid, right?
Because you can't date, you can't marry a woman like that.
She's afraid of commitment. Can't date, can't date her

(01:03:22):
either. She doesn't swallow, but anyway,
so the craziest thing is she starts hitting me up right on
his Facebook date and she's like, yeah, I just got out of
this freaking cult and bobbity Bah.
And she's like, I'm just kind oflooking to hang out for a bit.
So she comes over, right, and she's telling me about how she

(01:03:42):
was part of this cult and she was on this reality TV show.
Bah, Bah, Bah, Bah, Bah, Bah. And you know, we had our fun, of
course. And then all of a sudden she
leaves and she's, I was like, doyou want to spend the night?
That's how it is. She's like, you want to spend
the night? And she's like, oh, no, I got to
get back to the battered Women'sHospital before curfew.
I'm like, what the shit? I'm like, what this shit?

(01:04:04):
But that's not even the end of the story because I, I start
telling my mom about this story because my mom knows way too
much about my antics, right? Too much so.
She was at a point with her likeplease God stop.
Telling me. Absolutely.
Please God, don't tell me more. So she's.
Going ahead and looking up this cult and stuff, I guess talking

(01:04:25):
about what this cult is and she finds the chick on on, Oh, it's
the the colony commune or cult or something like that.
It's like a huge reality TV showand stuff like that.
And like this chick's like a, anex porn star as well.

(01:04:48):
And it like my mom's like I can't believe she's like, I
can't believe you had this person over at your house.
She's fucking insane anyways. You're like that.
There's more to it, but I'm not going to let you know about that
part. Oh, man, I mean, just wrap it
up, kids. That's all I got to say is wrap
it up. Go ahead, have fun.
Get yourself into some situations because they're going

(01:05:10):
to give you great stories. You can tell them on stage and
be a comic. Oh, oh, I got some.
I got some. Just go ahead and wrap it up.
I'll tell you one. Wrap it up.
I won't tell the whole bit because it gets too much info
and I don't. I don't want to hurt someone's
feelings but all I got to say isthis.
Have you ever dated someone? It's a sleepwalker.

(01:05:31):
No, I have not. All right, easiest way to
explain it is it's basically thesame as dealing with a demon
possessed person. Oh yeah, there you go.
That's. Because like they're, they are
not in control right now. There is another entity that is
controlling that body, and that entity is very very very evil.
Yeah. Very, very evil because I, I, I

(01:05:56):
was there. I look over and the person is
sitting Indian style. What's that crisscross?
And they're just sitting there like this.
And I respond how anyone should was what are you doing?
Like, you know what I mean? Terrified, of course, and they

(01:06:17):
turned around like a 360 with their head.
Spin. And was like shut up and I went
a problem went right. Back to bed.
Rolled the covers over and just like holy.
Like maybe if I play dead it won't eat me.
It was terrified dude. It was freaky like.
But that's not a story you get from like dating a normal

(01:06:38):
person. Yeah, right.
It's. Not a story you get from the
like, oh, we, we met at a flowershop and had a nice time and you
don't get that. You get that from Yeah, we met
at a concert. You know what?
You know what else would have been funny if you would have
said, have you ever dated A sleepwalker?
And I was like, no. And then you're like, well,
neither did I, but I was. I dated a sleep humper and that

(01:06:58):
was one of the best three monthsof my life.
Then the in law stayed or something like that.
Then oh it's like either the in law stayed or the is.
Is that where the story goes? No, OK, no, no, no, no, no.
It gets it gets a lot more crazier.
And it's one of those like, it'sa moment in your life.

(01:07:22):
You're like, I know I'm making abad decision here.
But the sex is great. No, it's like, I know I'm making
a bad decision here, but like the material that's coming from
it's. Too.
OK, Yep. Like too.
Good. That's where my motivation is
most times. Yeah, there's times you're just

(01:07:44):
like, but this is really great for comedy, yes.
And my one buddy's just everyone's telling you be
careful, please. Yeah, just be careful.
Like you're a good guy. Please be careful guy.
You're a good guy. Why?
Are you putting yourself? You never.
Know what that means? Cuz like when you get that
whole, like you're a good guy, man, you don't need to.

(01:08:05):
And then you finally say that you're done with them.
And then it all comes out and it's like, see if you would have
said that, if you would have said that.
Yeah, I mean, some people will literally give you the talk.
They're like, listen. But then some people jump to
wild, like accusations where you're like, calm down, It's not
that serious. Like, like they go into the
whole like, they have very questionable history.

(01:08:26):
Like, you know, maybe this is the time of their life where
they were an axe murderer, 'cause this correlates with
these people going missing at these dates.
I'm like, chill. Yeah, let's not jump to that
yet. But we will circle back on this
later because the fact you foundthat out, we need to find out
how you know this. Yeah, that.
Person is definitely. They've got a Google search
history that is suspect. Yes, yes.

(01:08:49):
But like, yeah, this one was just like a, it's a sad
situation. Like it's one of those, just
like you meet somebody, but you're at the same time, you're
like, this isn't going to. There's nothing, there's no
feature here, which is sad, you know what I mean?
You know we make bad decisions in life.

(01:09:10):
You. Just hope that like it's just
one of those, you hope the impact you had on that person
was good enough that like you know, it sends their life in a
positive. Direction yes, yes, yes, I hear
that. That's that's actually mostly
why I'm single. Why actually not mostly I am
absolutely single these days because it's just one.
It's it's hard to find someone that mashes with you and it's

(01:09:33):
hard to find somebody. I mean, express, I don't know,
it's difficult because it's not like dudes are the only ones
that are having troubles now. Women have always been having
troubles. Everybody, everybody's always
been having troubles. But now it's just more fucked up
and you know. Yeah, now it's like you're
dealing with like everyone's trauma.

(01:09:53):
Yes, trauma, dumbs and freaking delusions of grandeur and.
Well, yeah, because you got an Instagram that's showing that
you guys are, you guys are vacationing in Disney World
every year, and that's just not real.
It's not real. You know what I mean?
Like no one can set aside that money.
Well, let's be honest, all right?

(01:10:13):
Just because they're having pictures in Disney World does
not mean that they were having agreat time in the 1st place.
I don't know if you've ever goneto Disney with your family, but
I know my dad's at least want tohave exactly 3 meltdowns.
Why is there? Because it's just on to go be
the point where he's like, I just spent $5000 for my children

(01:10:36):
to go ahead and have a temper tantrum because we ate at the
restaurant. We wanted to eat up for once.
My, I know my trip would at least get my my trip would at
least count my dad having the emergency run to the bathroom at
least three times. Yeah.
Throughout the day. Because breakfast didn't hit
right. Lunch didn't hit right.

(01:10:57):
I don't know what dinner was like.
Yeah. I mean, it's an immediate run.
Like. It's like This is why I don't
leave the holler like that's. It's it's I.
Have my family like that when ifthey take, if they go on a
vacation somewhere, it's it's all of those like like they
could never go to New York, theycould never go to New York City.
Why? There's tons of homeless people.
You could go ahead and find a a nice bucket to poo in in a back.

(01:11:20):
House could never handle like that.
It would scramble their brain. Oh.
OK. Yeah, I think.
The environment. Is just, it's too overwhelming.
Yeah, they're older as it is. Then it might kill them.
Like, I mean like going to Pittsburgh overwhelms them
sometimes. Yeah, yeah, well, Pittsburgh is
pretty wild, dude. We got the furries running
around down there. Yeah, I don't know if my dad

(01:11:41):
handled well if he seen the naked guy get on his bus.
No, I would take it be like, allright, this is just too weird.
Oh, we'll see. If you're talking about New
York, I mean, I went during COVID, but people were always
talking about like before COVID,you'd be sitting on a New York
subway system and someone would just be taking a shit on a
bench, just taking a full. And, and The funny thing is, is

(01:12:02):
I went there and one of the jokes someone said was, you
know, it's been about 5 months and any since anyone's shit on
the subway, dude, Covid's great.I was like, Oh well,
congratulations. Dude, I'll tell you what, I'll
tell you what's a good one. My dad doesn't come to the city

(01:12:24):
very often and this is, we went to go see Garth Brooks at Heinz
Field, right? And he looks over and we're
walking through the tunnel of leaving the concert.
And to my left I noticed that there's a individual because I

(01:12:44):
don't know how. I don't know how the correct way
to address this person, but theyhad cat ears on and had very
masculine features but had boobs.
Oh. And.
So it was like Ventura furry or whatever.
Yeah, I was like, I don't know. I don't like because it blew my

(01:13:06):
mind because again, you're from Washington, PA.
That's. Where you did was it?
Was it just the cat ears? Because there's it.
Was the cat ears, I think mostlybecause I was like, I could
understand from a from that friends.
I could be like, OK, it's just avery.
Well, does. I'm not saying what made it
weird the. Cat ears made it weird the.
Cat ears made it weird, but I'm I'm trying to go ahead and
figure out exactly what specificlike sexual subsect this person

(01:13:30):
was, because they're obviously fintora right, because you said
it was a man and a woman at the same time, right.
So then you now we're just goingahead and going through my
pornhub frickin suggestions. But then you got you got the
furries, which they're the full suits, right, They're the full
suits. But then you have like the sub

(01:13:51):
sect of them where I forget whatthey're called but they just do
the cat ears and they do the tails.
I didn't check for a tail, but. Dude, the tails or tails.
Would be a dead giveaway becausewe know where that tails plugged
into. Dude, it does.
We know how it's plugged into. It's.
There's a socket backer. There's a socket.
Not everybody knows about that socket, but they put a tail in

(01:14:12):
it. It makes sense.
So yeah. Pops a balloon, as they say.
So when you see something like that, it piques your curiosity.
And my curiosity was this. How is my father going to react
to this? OK, Yeah.

(01:14:33):
Which you could say this is a bad thought, but I just want to
see what this thought's going tobe.
So I tap him and was like, hey dad, look to your left.
And he looks and he just goes. That guy's got boobies.
I laughed so hard because my dad's never made a comment like

(01:14:54):
that in my life. But the fact he said that made
me hot. Like I just might have been 6
beers I had, I don't know, but Iwas cracking up.
And the and The thing is, is it shows where his level of
interest is too. Like you, you've been
desensitized to it. So the CAD ears are what weird
you out. But he's like dude with tits.

(01:15:16):
Yeah, like he's not being mean. He's not, you know, being
disrespectful, but that's some shit.
He don't see every. Day It's definitely jarring.
It is a jarring experience. I and and The thing is, is it's
completely fine that you do it. I have no problems.
I don't kink shame in my life dude, as long as you're not
hurting nobody or yourself. Yeah, you can say that's weird,

(01:15:39):
Yeah. But also being like, hey, you
ain't hurting nobody. You can do what you want.
Yeah, as long as you ain't, as long as you ain't doing nothing
weird, do what you want. Well, I I wouldn't say it's not,
it's so it's not that's weird. It's like it's just, it's
shocking, it's. Weird to me because it's yeah, I
don't see. It well, I say it's like more
shocking, you know what I mean? It's like it's fine if you want

(01:16:01):
Well, it is weird, but that's why it's shocking.
I don't know dude, It's like. Shocking to you if you're not,
if you're not exposed to it, you're shocked by it.
It's like it's. But it's a weird world out
there, dude. There's all types of stuff going
on like that. Yeah, You know what I mean.
I'm like, it's weird being an adult in 2025 because you're
just like, I don't know what's real anymore.

(01:16:22):
See, the crazy thing is, is I went to Hopewell High School out
in Beaver County and The thing is it's like everything that's
kind of going on now. I swear it was like government
engineered at my high school because I had like a dude that
would was like wearing female gear all the time.
And then he became like one of those cat ear people.

(01:16:44):
And then you had the anime kids that were getting into that.
And then like, being alternativelifestyles was rampant in my
high school, dude. Dude, my type was bisexual dude.
Do you know what I mean? So I.
Not. I was bisexual.
I I meet this. Girl at her company party and

(01:17:04):
she's the plus one of like this other girl and I was like OK no
problem whatever I'll talk to her and like we're hitting it
off a little bit whatever. So I get her number all right
I'll leave and meet her eventually go on a date and soon
as I sit down she's like, hey nice to meet you super friendly
soon as I sit down she's. I just want to tell you I'm

(01:17:26):
pansexual, polyamorous and autistic and.
All you had to say was autistic.All right, moving on.
And I felt. Like that all fits I.
Felt like I hit in the face witha baseball bat because I didn't
know how to deal with that. So you've just gone ahead and
fully evolved into ADHD is what you're telling.
Because it was just like my, like you wouldn't talk about

(01:17:49):
like my brain just explode. Like it was like a bulb.
Just burnout. Yeah, because I was like, I
don't know how to handle any of that.
And it's like the smart decision.
I I should leave? Yeah.
Just because. Because they're not.
They're not. So it depends on what type of
relationship you're on to be youwant to be in.
Well, because like at first you're just kind of like what
I'm just trying to figure out, like what's date?

(01:18:11):
Like, you know, what is, you know, go on some actual dates
because I didn't date a lot likegrowing up.
I just super religious date for marriage did that.
So it's like I'm new kind of to the whole like actually going on
dates thing. And so it's like you're just
kind of like wanting to see what's out there, what's, you
know, meet different people. So I'm trying to like play this

(01:18:34):
off and like we're actually having a nice time and stuff but
it was weird because like she's leaves, she's leaving the date
to go on a date with someone else.
Yeah. See that's that's.
Go see somebody else. Yeah, like.
In a relationship with a Marty? Yeah, like.
Yeah. And I'm like, this is, I don't

(01:18:55):
know how I feel about this. It's like that episode of
Futurama whenever beasts with a billion backs.
Yeah. Whenever he goes ahead and
starts dating that chick and he moves in with her and she's got
like 5 boyfriends or whatever, and then like they're all
eating. All 5 boyfriends are sitting
there eating and she's going outon a date.
Yeah, yeah. That's it.
To me it's like I like. You got to be in I'm.

(01:19:18):
Sorry, like I I've, you know, I was always told to share as a
kid and stuff, but no, like to that I'm selfish.
I mean, I'm this very like, yeah, no, no.
Yeah, you're not going to go ahead and share my heart with my
motherfuckers. Yeah, it's like, hey, listen,
I'm not like if I'm dating somebody and if I'm like with
that person, I'm only, I'm with that one person, yes, that's it,

(01:19:40):
like. And if it, if it becomes a
situation where I think I need to find it somewhere else, I
need to have a discussion with her, fix it.
And if we can't fix it, then break it off and I'll go ahead
and find somebody else. Yeah.
If we're not right for each other, then we don't have to,
you know? Yeah.
And I'm trying to like, you know, like, like, for instance,
like the person I was talking tois one of those we're having a

(01:20:00):
good time, but at the same time,this isn't made the last.
Yeah, because it's like we are on two different levels.
Yeah, like we're on two different things here.
You have a lot going on. I have a lot going on and our
lot going on doesn't correlate. Yeah, like it's you're crazy.
Don't match my crazy. Exactly like we're on opposite
ends of the spectrum and it's. Literally.

(01:20:21):
Yeah, literally. I can see that autistic word.
Literally, I mean. And I feel bad because it's like
she's, you know, a nice person. It was just like, yeah, you
know? Well, that's the thing.
Like, see, everybody has that 1Xthat they think of, but not

(01:20:42):
everybody has to be like that X.Like I have a lot of X's I'm
still best friends with. Like just because you didn't
work out in a relationship doesn't mean you're not best
friends. It's like, I just can't live
with you. And like, you know what?
I mean, it's like, I don't thinkthis was would be a forever
thing. Like it's like if we kept dating
maybe? You're not, but it wouldn't.

(01:21:02):
It would be. You're not into me and I'm OK
with it. Yeah.
And that's normally how it works.
Yeah, it was one of those, like,I'm a dude for me, I'm a dude in
my 30s recording a podcast in a studio apartment.
You have a child. Yeah, yeah, it's.
Not going to work. Well, like this is.
See and that's it so that this is this is something that comes
up with women a lot is that a dude won't date a single mother.

(01:21:26):
And The thing is, is I'd rather date a single mother than a
married mother. No, but no, it's it's like
whenever you're dating someone like that, you have to also
think about how you're on to be.If it gets to the point where it
really freaking matters, you're on to be a part of that kids
life, right? And if for any reason that

(01:21:47):
relationship does not work out, then it's not just the
relationship that you lose, it'sthe kid that loses a
relationship with you. And they don't understand that.
And The thing is, I'm an awesomedude, so that kids don't love
me. And I've had that happen, yes.
I've. I've been there too, so it's
like. I've been there with situation
ships, I've been been there withrelationships, friendships and

(01:22:11):
you know it. It just sometimes you grow apart
and it's like you don't work at the same place anymore or, you
know, you move and it's like youcan't get to each other or a
job. You know, something just happens
where you break apart and that kid doesn't understand that.
And they really, you know. Yeah, they take it personal.

(01:22:32):
And. Stuff and so it's like I, I
just, I don't date women with children because it's like, you
know, I can't be a part of someone else's life, you know
what I mean? And then like be ripped out of
it for some stupid. Bullshit.
You know, yeah. And it's I said because.
It's not my kid, you know what Imean?
It's her kid, you know? Exactly.
It's it's. But we're my kid, it's a

(01:22:53):
different story. We go ahead and have a kid
together and then we get rid of,well, I'm singing that kid.
But that's, you know. And a part of me is just like
one. It's like, why would you want to
date me anyway? Because I'm not set up.
Yes, that's another problem. I'm not set up to even raise a
kid right now. If I'm living in a studio
apartment recording a podcast, clearly I'm not ready for

(01:23:13):
children, right this. Much I'm deciding if I want to
get Taco Bell on the way home orif that the food I have at home
is better. And let's just say that it's
stuffed, crushed Digiorno pizza.Yeah, it's like my life is
obviously not set up for any responsibility other than my own
survival. And the, and the best part is
that there's a lot of people arejust kind of like, then you

(01:23:36):
shouldn't be like dating or whatever.
Like you shouldn't even be like,it's like, 'cause like you have
some women, it's like they're ready to settle down.
Yeah. And it's like.
Cool, and I'm ready for that. But then I just meet the ones
that don't want to settle down and they're still in party mode.
And that's. That's almost too far.
Yeah. You want someone who's like, I
can go out, but I can stay in. I want dude, do you know what I

(01:23:59):
would love is I would like, so Igot a Steam Deck so you can
watch your Real Housewives and I'll go ahead and play my video
games, snuggle up to me on the freaking couch and we'll just
hang out here, you know, toast some weed.
Do you want to go ahead and havea nice little mixer?
Go for it. You know what I mean?
Have some freaking toasty those pizza rolls, you know what I

(01:24:21):
mean? Or how about we go ahead and pop
on some freaking Mario Kart and we go ahead and drink to some
Mario Kart? Have you ever played the Mario
Kart drinking game? Oh, no.
OK. When we get the drink and, like,
finish your beer before the race, Yes.
Yeah, we tried it once. I was bad.
Oh dude, I. I won the race, but I didn't
drink the beer. I didn't the game I thought I

(01:24:42):
was supposed to drink, finish the race, then chug the beer.
So there's a couple of different.
So the game is for anybody at home that doesn't know you go
ahead and play any of the Mario karts.
And what you do is you start a race, you got to crack a beer,
all right. And you can either chug the beer
at the beginning of the race andgo, or you can go and then you

(01:25:05):
have to stop your car whenever you drink the beer.
So you can go ahead and get a good lead, chug of beer and then
get racing again. Or you can go ahead pound of
beer and then go ahead and blue frickin turtle shell your way to
the front. Or you can go ahead and have a
little bit more, you know? Yeah.

(01:25:25):
Test your drinking and driving skills on Mario.
Kart well. Well, you, you can't.
You can't like drive while you're drinking.
You're not allowed to drink and drive.
Come on now. That game you have to drink.
While you're not driving. You know, that game gets a lot
better if you when you throw in the straw.
Yeah, that game gets a lot of gigging.
It's a lot harder when you go. Here's here, we're gonna put a
handicap on you. What a straw rock.

(01:25:46):
Do you know why that works? Because it actually air puts air
in the alcohol, which makes it brings up a proof or something
like that. Yeah, yeah.
But anyways. So.
We had to check the camera real quick.
Oh geez. Yep, we've been getting on.
It. Oh yeah.
We've got like what, 2 hours? Now, and we're back.

(01:26:07):
But yeah, so that's basically the rules of Mario Kart.
You know, you, you go ahead and crack a beer, finish the beer
before the end of the race, and you can't drink and drive.
Those are the rules and then yougo ahead and play a tournament,
you get everybody a six pack of beer, you get a six, six game
tournament, get trashed. Who?

(01:26:28):
Yeah, that's why I went from a chick, dude, just go ahead and
chilling out on the couch, just having a good time.
And if you want to go out, you want to go out.
We can go out to the movies. We can go out dancing.
I'm down. We can go see a concert, you
know? I'm always down for concerts.
I I want somebody just to be, tolive life with.
Yeah, yeah, a partner. Yeah, that's.
Yeah, be like, hey, we're let's go out like, you know, like,

(01:26:50):
hey, it like. Come with me to a comedy show.
Yeah, you like, you know, like, for instance, like the girl, OK,
the girl I was talking to, like I brought on this canoe trip for
work and she's like, hey, because you're bringing me, I've
got food. I got lunch.
So she bought an Italian hoagie and, like, pasta salad.

(01:27:11):
Like, you didn't have to do that.
Like, that's cool. That's awesome.
Like, I didn't have to worry about that.
Yeah. Like, that's something I didn't.
She knew I had. Like, I have to do.
I have to do a lot of running around.
She's like, OK, I got one thing taken care of for you.
Yeah. That's partnership.
Yeah. That's what you want.
That's that's life goals. Somebody like?
That's wife goals. Yeah, they call it.
And you know what they call it Trad wife and stuff like that.

(01:27:32):
I don't, I don't know if I need a trad wife or anything.
Like you can go ahead and be freaking goal oriented.
I want to check with aspirations.
Let's grow together like, but it's like, hey, like if we're
if. So let's go a.
Team, if we're going to go like,go on a trip together, Yeah,
like, OK, cool. I'll set the flight up.
You find us the hotel. Yeah, that's teamwork.
Yeah. That's, you know, I'm not going

(01:27:52):
to plan everything. Yeah, or or I'll go ahead and
plan the hotel, the flight, travel out for everything, but
you plan what happens when we get.
There. Yeah, because instead of me
doing it, I have to do that, andthen all of a sudden I forgot a
bill payment. Oh no, I can't pay the bills.
Yeah. Oh no.
Now it's stress. Yeah.
I hear you, dude. It's all about being a team, you
know, people and being a dude. Like the problem is, is that you

(01:28:18):
got to have like all these toys.You got to have a nice.
Car Glenn Powell. That's what it is, Glenn.
Powell is Glenn Powell. I don't know who that is.
You ever see that movie hit man?Hit man.
On Netflix. OK, did you watch Twist
Twisters? Yeah.
He's the main guy in Twisters with the cowboy hat.
Yeah, he's in Top Gun. Right.
Yeah, he's like the new Iceman in Top Gun.

(01:28:40):
Yeah, yeah, that guy. Yeah.
Yeah, what's wrong with him? We have.
To compete against guys like that.
Well, you know, it's not even like you're competing with the
guys like. That the line from Do you ever
watch Still Standing? No, it's like an old CBS sitcom.
I I my parents watched a lot, yes.
This guy took his shirt off and he had a six pack and all the
women are like, oh God, he goes,he goes, hey, who needs a six

(01:29:02):
pack when you can tap a keg? And he just Pats the stomach.
I was like, that is the line I will always remember.
But it's a great like you could say that in any situation.
You're guaranteed a laugh. But it's like you're not even
really fending off of those dudes.
I mean, sure, you're on have theRyan Goslings on every dating
site that 100 women are on a go ahead and go after, and then

(01:29:23):
they're going to be surprised that whenever you don't give it
up, you find someone else to do it.
Yeah, You know what I mean? He's got 100 people in his
freaking inbox just like you do.You know what I mean?
He's going to choose the one that's best for him.
And be honest, come on, even Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds is still
kind of hot. Yeah, I mean he.
Burned off all his hair, they burned off all his face.

(01:29:44):
But you can't make that man ugly.
He's also charismatic. Dude, you can be ugly and be
funny and be the sexiest man on the.
World like they should have theyshould have gave him the yellow
eyes yeah, in the comics like have the yellow eyes thing and
like actually make him ugly. Yeah, yeah.
What do you think? I, I mean, you know, it's, it's
Ryan Reynolds thing. So he's not going to go ahead

(01:30:05):
and make himself unsightly. You saw what you saw what
happened to him whenever he was in Wolverine Origins.
I'll tell you what though, I well, that wasn't him though.
That was Scott Atkins. Do you know who Scott Atkins is?
He's in Expendables too. No.
And X-Men. Yeah.

(01:30:25):
OK. So, yeah, it's Ryan Reynolds in
the beginning, Yeah. But all the stuff that
Wolverine's fighting him, that'sScott.
That's a stunt guy. Oh, oh, OK.
Cuz it's like, yeah, why? That's why.
It looks nothing like Ryan Reynolds in the face.
Yeah, yeah, it's clearly a stuntguy the whole time.
Oh. I was like, that's why I'm like,
that doesn't look like Deadpool.Yeah, well, well, it definitely

(01:30:47):
doesn't look like Deadpool, because, you know, that's not
what Deadpool looks like. He is messed up, but he's not
fucking. Yeah, that was just.
Deformed. Well, he is deformed, but he's
not. The movie's OK.
That. For most of it, yeah.
But I don't know, it's like you guys want a completely
different. Type I I.
Think they messed up like every single Wolverine movie other

(01:31:09):
than Logan. Logan was the only good one.
The Wolverine. The Wolverine.
The Wolverine, The director's cuts.
Really good. Is it?
I mean, the only thing that sucks is the giant robot.
Yeah, which I talked to a guy onInstagram.
It's Ryan Unicom on Instagram. And like, he just broke some
pretty good, like, movie news. And he does a lot of things

(01:31:33):
where he does, like the unmade history of a movie and stuff.
Well, he was on set for The Wolverine.
They filmed it in Australia. And he says the entire third act
of that movie is completely different, like in the original.
Like, is the original version ofthe movie that was supposed to
be made because it was supposed to be just a normal fight scene,

(01:31:55):
like a samurai sword fight scene.
Yeah. Which would have been bad ass.
Yeah, but he gets into the. But they said no, we need to
have something big because it's it's too small of a movie.
Yeah, we need something big, like a big action set piece.
Yeah. So he said, I guess we're going
to get a giant robot. Yes, that sounds cool.
So that's why it's a giant robot.
I understand, yeah. So it's like once you go in with

(01:32:17):
that knowledge, you're like, oh,that movie's actually would have
been really great. I also think because it's a
really good movie for most of that movie.
It kind of drags a little bit too, you know what I mean?
I don't know. It's more of a character study.
Like it's like, yeah, I this is a Wolverine movie.
Yeah. Like that set the.
That's like the Captain America Winter Soldier.
For that, yeah, yeah. But then, Logan's just a

(01:32:39):
masterpiece. Yeah, yeah.
And I love the Deadpool and Wolverine showed honor to that.
Yeah, while also parroting the fuck out of.
It yeah, I I did like that one. That one was pretty freaking
fantastic. Like even Marvel had to
literally pay respect to it by having the guy say the lines
like in the same way and get misty eyed.
Like yeah, look how beautiful that piece of art is.

(01:33:01):
And then Deadpool comes in and it's like, fuck your art.
It's kind of great. Yeah.
Because it was done like in a great parody way of saying fuck
your art. Yeah, don't take yourself too
serious. Yeah, yeah.
And then they showed us what comic book accurate Wolverine
looks like. Yes, like.
Short King Wolverine. Yeah, they showed us a hey, want

(01:33:22):
to see what Henry Cavill looks like as Wolverine?
That's fucking awesome. And then the little dig of DC
will treat you a lot better thanthose shit fucks.
Over across the. Street.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I don't know.
Dude, I. The Age of Apocalypse,
Wolverine, they showed us that. Yeah, on the cross.
That's the one where he had the no hand, he had the metal band.

(01:33:45):
On yes, yes. They literally just took a scene
out of the comic book and gave it to you.
Yes. Then he puts the mask on that
everybody talks about. The fact looks so cheesy to
jump. Shut the fuck up, we're getting
what we want. And they've showed it.
In Johnny traffic, Candy came out there.
That shut the fuck up. They're giving us what they

(01:34:05):
want. I don't want to hear a damn
thing out of you right now. But.
The funny thing is. Well, do we hope?
Didn't have anything in power. Shut up with all three.
Spider Man are there. Shut your mouth.
They've, they've given us, they've given us nods to it,
like through all the Fox stuff, they, they even did like an
after scene where Wolverine goesahead and actually picks up the

(01:34:28):
yellow and brown. Yeah.
One which it's it's not, it's one of the comic books, but it's
like a later edition of The Wolverine and and then it's
like, oh cool, is he going to goahead and run in that?
And that's whenever X-Men Origins comes out.
Oh no, that's right. Whenever Days of Future Past
came out. Was it?
Yeah, because Days of Future, itwas setting up Days of Future

(01:34:50):
Past at the end, OK. Because you see, that's when
Magneto's there. Yeah.
And then Professor X walks in, right.
And what? He died.
How? And they never explained it.
How good they? Never did wait for why Xavier is
back, yeah. They do.
There's an after scene where hisbrother his brother's been in a
coma and his brother wakes up sothat his twin brother.

(01:35:11):
So the theory is is that they were the same person and he was
feeling. Written that it was his twin
brother. It was not written.
They just threw it out there as A tag.
They didn't even know what they were going to do with it.
They just put it as A tag. But is it is a nice thought to
think like his brother was in a coma because it wasn't after

(01:35:33):
scene keep. In mind, think about this.
There's precedent for this. There's no excuse why Disney
Star Wars sucks. Yeah.
The X-Men movies right there should have told you right
there. Don't do nothing without a plan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a FRESH AIR thought.
But how? But how good was Days of Future

(01:35:53):
Past? That's probably like one of my
that is one of my favorite superhero movies.
Top 10 comic book movie hands down.
All the time, Like it's done so well, there's so much emotion in
it, has great character development in it.
It's cool to see what a different studio would have done
because we know Marvel would have done a comic book accurate.

(01:36:16):
They looked just like the panel came to life.
Yeah. That was one of those, like,
here's my take on what that would look like.
Yeah. So I thought it was cool.
Like I was just to see what a actual filmmaker would do with.
A. And have you seen the extended
versions like where? Cut.
Yeah, the rogue cut. The rogue cuts.
That scene's pretty cool, yes. And it actually make.
I'm kind of mad they cut that out of the movie.

(01:36:37):
Like, I get it. Like, yeah, but it was kind of
cool to have Rogue back. Yeah, Yeah.
And it actually made sense that,you know, and it kind of did
happen in the book. Yeah.
So what do you think about Hilary Duff being rogue if they
bring it out? She's a little too old, isn't
she? They want younger.

(01:36:58):
Well, it depends on what. Buddy, said Maya Hawk.
Which one is that one? She was in a Stranger Things.
Stranger Things. See, I didn't want.
She's in Hawk's daughter and UmaThurman's daughter.
Oh see, I don't. I didn't even know they were
married. Oh, she was in a Once Upon a
Time in Hollywood. Once Upon a time in Hollywood.
The one that runs away at the end, whenever they go up to go

(01:37:21):
do the Manson murders, she's theone that goes, oh hey, I'm going
to go check on the car and gets in the car and takes off.
Yeah, the black and the blue hair.
That's with Brad Pitt. Yeah, that was Yeah.
OK. Yeah, yeah, she's cute.
Yeah, she's cute. She's got nice eyes.
She's got nice eyes. Her is Rogue.
I'm down, I'm down. Yeah.

(01:37:41):
Cute in the face and yeah, good personality too.
She'd be cool. Yeah, I'd be cool.
I heard a Patrick Schwarzeneggerat maybe a Cyclops.
Perfect casting. Patrick Schwarzenegger like
Arnold Schwarzenegger's did. Because you know that kid and
you ever see him, he's kind of built like Arnold.
Like he's. I've never seen him.
I didn't even is he acted in anything.
Oh yeah, he's he was in White Lotus.

(01:38:04):
White Lotus? I haven't seen that one.
Yeah, I haven't seen it either, but they are.
They said maybe him as Cyclops. And I'm like, oh.
I don't know. I'm real excited about Superman.
Superman, it looks interesting. I've seen a lot of The thing is,
it's like, how many times do we have to reboot DC?
You know what I mean? Like how?

(01:38:25):
How many times do we have to reboot DC?
Technically it wasn't a reboot because technically everything
has been an offshoot of Justice League.
Yeah, technically. Well, what?
So right now this one's on beat.So especially Superman.
So you have, you know, the serials of Superman, you know,

(01:38:48):
you have the, the, what is it, 1980s Superman?
Then you have Superman Returns, and then you have Justice
League. And now we're going to go ahead
and have this Superman. And it's like, how many times?
Well. And it's the same thing with
Batman. It's like you got the Michael
Keaton Batman, you got Dark Knight Batman, and then you have

(01:39:12):
Batman. Yeah.
What's weird though, is that super the thing about Superman
and Batman, I think the reason why they kind of get a pass is
they're kind of viewed like James Bond movies.
Yeah. Cuz everyone is very curious.
Cuz we can all accept James Bond.
Like the reboots. See I can't cuz see cuz.

(01:39:32):
I'm so bored. To James Bond, though.
Because technically, James Bond's story is a continuous
streak all the way from Sean Connery to Pierce Brosnan.
Yeah, cuz they're just differentagents.
Yeah, and they go same. Character.
They keep the same timeline likewith that it's only a couple
years ago even though the technology is updated.
But The thing is, the the thing with James Bond is that it's not

(01:39:54):
the same person. It's it's so it's a.
Different actor, Same. Same.
No, no, what I'm saying is is like the the way I see James
Bond is James Bond is like whenever you go undercover, you
don't go in. You wouldn't go in as Randy,
right? Call back.
Call back. Call back to an off pod

(01:40:17):
conversation. But you, you, you won't be, you
know, Andy Rice, you'll be JamesBond.
You know what I mean? You'll be double O 7.
You're double AO7. You're a double O 7.
Agent That's the theory. But the problem you have with
that is that there's callbacks to other movies.
Yeah, that are different. Bonds yeah.

(01:40:38):
Like Timothy Dalton, there's a scene in License to Kill, but
they're like, oh, why is, you know, he's so bitter about the
wedding or something. He goes, oh, 'cause his wife got
killed. Well, that's George Lazenby
Bond. But see, The thing is, is that
it's the everybody. Nobody knows what Bond actually
looks like because he's a special agent.

(01:40:59):
So all the Bond agents before that, any stories anybody knows
about James Bond is you're grabbing straws here.
I'm telling you, dude. You're failing logic.
At this point I'm. Telling you because nobody,
nobody knows who James Bond is. It's just James Bond.
You hear about James Bond, You hear about Double O 7.
They're just cool movies, and wejust accept it.

(01:41:21):
Like we accept it at that point.Yeah.
But I will say it's cool that Daniel Craig stepped in and they
kind of just makeshift told their own story.
Like, this was supposed to be a series.
Like, why didn't you guys keep the same story going?
Like, you could tell that that story was not supposed to be
interlinked. Yeah.

(01:41:42):
And then somebody just found a way to kind of like make that
show that, make that series flowtogether.
Because it's a franchise effect,man.
That's what they're trying to do.
They're trying to get callbacks going.
Look at that. Like it was never meant to be a
franchise. They were supposed to be
individual movies and then theselast ones actually started to
leave them all together. Look at Fast and Furious.

(01:42:02):
What it is, that's what it is that honestly, everything got
marvelized in Fast and Furious for Fast and Furious.
Fast fried. Fast fried.
Fast fried. They got fast fried because it's
the Marvel fast fry. Yeah.
That's what it is, in fact. Yeah, dude, that's crazy.
That's crazy. Because now everything has to be

(01:42:24):
a. Everything has to be
interlinked. There has to be a franchise.
You can't just bring me one movie if you're if you're
bringing one movie, it has to affect me on a level.
But there's good examples of that happening.
Yeah, like John Wick. Well, John Wick's a franchise
now, yeah. Oh, OK, I'd say.
Like, that's a good franchise. Yes, that's an original idea
that was just like, cool, let's make a separate action

(01:42:47):
franchise. Yeah, it has a niche club.
Yeah. It's kind of like it's own, like
Godfather offshoot. I kind of hate it because I am a
collector of physical media, youknow, so I, I can't.
That is a series that would be awesome on physical.
Dude, your talent with four. K with neons.
You have a neon backlight behindyour TV that you take some

(01:43:08):
mushrooms on. That one, boy.
The thing is, The thing is, is that I didn't even see John Wick
until the third one. OK, so like I watched all of
them in succession, but the no the 4th one had just come out
because the problem was, was every time I was like the second
one I heard about John Wick and I heard the second one is in

(01:43:28):
theaters. So I was like, well, I'm not
going to go ahead and see the second one in theaters if I
haven't seen the first one, but I know the box set is going to
come out so I'll get the box set.
By the time the box set came out, the third one was about to
come out and then the 4th 1 was about to come out.
So every time I went to go get the gosh darn box set for all of
them, the newest movie was on tocome out.

(01:43:50):
So it kept ticking me off. But then finally Amazon Prime
had all four of them and they were playing them live during
COVID, so I watched all of them.They're fucking.
Hot right now. That first one, the.
Universe. The The thing is the first one,
and they kind of lost it. And someone pointed this out and
I was like, oh, that is a good point, where they kind of lost

(01:44:11):
that whole John Wick, the Baba Yaga.
Because. And I said, I understand the
reason why they did is because you're in a different echelon of
killers. They're not afraid of you
anymore. Yeah.
They're on your level. Yeah.
That's why that one's afraid of John Wick anymore.
Yeah. Because he keeps climbing up the
ladder. The more he climbs up, the more
scarier the people are. Yeah.

(01:44:33):
So he's now fighting people thateven he wouldn't fuck with back
in the day. Yeah.
So I think that's what I've noticed about it.
Yeah, I, I. I heard they're doing a cane
spin off. And they're doing the.
The ends character. They're doing the ballerina now
and stuff like that or whatever.Is really what I heard the
stories mid yeah actions great. Yeah.

(01:44:56):
Well, I mean, I mean. And John Wick is not just a
cameo. Yeah.
That's what I heard. But the The thing is, it's like
John Wick is like definitely theaction focus, but the way that
you do set up the storyline of he was an assassin, he falls in

(01:45:16):
love, he gets out of the assassin life.
He's been living the true life. He finds out.
Spoiler alert, spoiler alert. His wife has like what?
Is it cancer or something like that?
Yeah, she has cancer. And she buys him a dog, she
dies, dog's still there. And he goes ahead and attaches
his wife to this dog. And it's like, and like, it's

(01:45:41):
just an opening credits scene. It's a very touching like.
Yeah, but it's just The thing is, is that it's such a deep
scene, but it's just an opening credits scene.
It's not even like the movie hasn't even started.
To compare it to, in my opinion,you can compare it with up.
Yeah, yes, yes, you can. Like there's a lot with while

(01:46:03):
saying nothing. Yeah, it gave you a whole entire
life before, you know, we even got into the story.
And then you even you take. A hint at what's going to come
because Willem Dafoe shows up. Yeah.
And just like, hey, you know, just checking on you.
Yeah. And then he comes part of the
story later on. Yeah, you don't know.
It kind of hints like why is this guy being all shady?

(01:46:25):
Yeah. And then you just kind of ignore
it. But the crazy thing is, is it's
like just how it all just ends up so wrong for John Wick.
You know, it just ends up so wrong for him.
And like, why would you? You know who this dude is?
Why the fuck would you do him? So they didn't.
Oh well, yeah, the first dude's dead.

(01:46:46):
Because then when I because as soon as they find out he did it,
he goes. Do you just realize who what
you've done? Yeah, like because you were a
little Dick. But I'm saying like in the later
movies is like now they start fucking over, fucking him over,
and it's like, you know who thismotherfucker is?
You know, he's been trying to get back into retirement,
motherfucker. Like, you know.
How what he's going to do? Yes, I I tell you what, I love

(01:47:10):
Ian McShane in that movie. Yeah, he just said hello,
Jonathan. Just.
You hear that, Jonathan? Every.
Time, OH. He's the I've seen him in so
much. Yeah.
What is he in? Dude?
I've seen him in so much. Oh, is he in Death Race, Right?
He's in the later Death races. He was in.

(01:47:31):
He was Blackbeard in Pirates of the Caribbean.
Yes, he is, yeah. He was in Deadwood.
Yes, yes, he. Is character in there in an
underrated role? Hercules.
Oh yeah, the rock version of theHercules.
Really. He's a.
Character. Oh no, he's not Hercules.
But he's a he's a guy. He's a guy.
I've seen my own death. I have nothing to fear.

(01:47:51):
And when he it's time for him todie, Hercules saves him at the
last minute and Spears the guy. And he goes.
That was my moment. That was my moment and it's
played. So, well, I love that.
Like that. That movie's really good.
Yeah, it's bad. But it's good.
It's so there are the. S sport is thrown in there just

(01:48:12):
randomly just to be edgy. Yeah.
It's very Black Adam. Yeah.
If you like Black Adam, you'll love.
You'll love. Well, you do.
You have those movies where you just watch them because they're
so ridiculous. Like, I mean, let's bring up not
Guardian. Did you like Black?
Adam. I I didn't think it was too bad.
But you could tell it felt that this was an old idea that's been

(01:48:34):
sitting around, And finally you sprinkled whatever movie does to
make it happen. Yeah, well, I.
And then the rocks try to take over DC.
The I mean, come on, you. The rock is just.
Superman versus Black. The Rock is a narcissist man.
He tries to take over everything, you know what I
mean? He just wants to own and I think

(01:48:55):
that's one of the reasons why Vin Diesel and him like butt
heads on fast so much they're. Both the same.
They, yeah, they're the same exact person.
They just want to go ahead and just everything then.
Vin Diesel realized like, oh, no, I'm actually nothing without
you. Yeah, yeah.
And then he bring, he brings them in at the end.
He's he brings them in at the end, doesn't he?

(01:49:16):
In a cutscene of Fast X. Yeah, but I'm sure he did that
as like. I guess I'll be here.
I'm gonna look bad if I say no, like I'm gonna look bad if it's.
Well, and you also got to think like, how much money did he go
ahead and get for that? You know what I mean?
Because the Rock ain't going ahead and getting oh.
No, he's got paid. I'm sure he got paid.

(01:49:37):
That's the best thing about being in franchises like that is
like people are going to go see them.
They will sit there and they'll talk shit.
It's. Also, the best part about being
nobodies. We could say this, but we could
say what people are really thinking.
But see the. Thing is, you know this America.
But but the. Thing is, it's like we were
talking about movies that we watched just because of how
ridiculous they are. Is there nothing more ridiculous

(01:49:59):
than Fast and Furious? There's nothing more ridiculous.
Well, you're on a shoot. You're on a shoot at freaking
Fiero into space. The bad part is when other
movies think they can get away with it.
Yeah, yeah. And we're like, no, yeah.
Like look at the Sony with the whole Craven.
See, I didn't even watch it. Yet that's what I'm saying.

(01:50:22):
No one wants to watch it the Sony stop it the.
Sony verse has gotten so ridiculous like Madam Webb,
Madam Webb like why the heck? Why make a spider man movie
where you can't talk about spider man?
And not only that, why pick? The.
Most obscure random ass spider man characters in general.

(01:50:44):
Like I don't was spider woman inthere?
No. And there, there wasn't a
spider, Glen, we didn't. Even have Jessica Drew, like
there. Yeah, the Spider Woman.
Yeah. Like you had the one obscure one
that was in the Iron Iron Man cartoon from the 90s.
Jessica or Sabrina? I was going to say Sabrina
Carpenter. I think it's Jessica Carpenter.
But it had nothing to do with Spider Man.

(01:51:07):
And you're trying to make a Marvel movie and you're just
going Madam. It was so boring.
But I do like the Venoms. I liked the Venom 1 and 2.
OK I liked Venom 1 and 233 disappointed me. 3 is whenever
Sony had nothing else they coulddo with it and.
The fact that you set up, oh, hey, there's Venom's ultimate

(01:51:27):
villain. Yeah, and it's just.
He's done. Yeah.
He's not doing any more venoms. Yeah.
Where do you go from there? Yeah, I mean, but the but the
first one was really interesting.
I was. The first one was good.
And and the second one, the second one, I think that was

(01:51:48):
like what ruined that movie was cuts by the studio and and
studio politics. That should have cranked up.
You should have cranked up the craziness and went you should
have went Deadpool with it. Yes, and and The thing is, but
the thing the the problem is that.
Especially for. Disney had their hands in it.
Disney was like you. I'm sure that there was a good

(01:52:10):
Venom movie with Carnage, but. Especially.
Disney went ahead and bought allthe rights and they couldn't do
Spider Man anymore. No, it wouldn't.
So that's so. OK, so here's how the deal
works. Sony owns the rights to the
movies, live action TV. That's why they were getting

(01:52:32):
Spider Man Noir as Nick Cage. They own live action TV rights.
Marvel can do anything animated Spider Man at all.
They can do whatever they want That way.
Marvel gets creative control. But Sony, it has to be approved
by Sony. That's why I think they wanted.
I think they wanted, I can't remember who they were fighting

(01:52:54):
over for like Spider man. I think Marvel wanted Tom
Holland but Sony wanted the kid from Walking Dead.
OK, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Yeah, yeah. So.
But you know what? So while we're on Spider Man, so
we both enjoy Spider Man's, whatdo you think about the theorid

(01:53:16):
final installment of both this Spider Man universes prior like
Spider Man 4, which was supposedto have like Vulture in it.
What's his name? John Malkovich's Vulture.
Yeah, John Malkovich's Vulture. That's supposed to be the
sinister 6. He's.
Supposed to get Anne Hathaway's black cat.
Yep Yep, black cat zombie in there.

(01:53:40):
I I think that is AI would very much like to see I when.
I think we'll get that movie, but I would be open to see Toby
have his own spin off. Have have this I would like to
see a sinister 6IN each universe.
See that was the thing, if Sony,you want to do spin offs, why
don't you just make another Spider Man 4 with Tobey Maguire?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You already have it there.

(01:54:04):
That's right, the camera again. Jeez, oh man, we're bulldozing
through this podcast, dude. And we're back.
So yeah, so the spider man universe dude, like yeah, I I
like I like the I'd like a different sinister 6 for the
last of like as one more film the.

(01:54:25):
Sinister 6A Little. Bit I mean we got it with the
Tom Holland, but I think that that would be a good way to just
cap off that timeline. You know, just go ahead, Boom
boom, two more movies, both of them sinister 6.
They get to tell their own storywith their own characters and
because I mean they got great characters.

(01:54:46):
I mean well I guess goblin dies in the in the What version is it
Tobey the. Maguire.
Not the Tobey Maguire. Well, he died as an old.
No, he didn't die in. He didn't die in Garfield's.
OK, so. He almost did.

(01:55:08):
But. Oh, but we could go ahead and
bring back I guess he also I guess they go Harry dies as well
and well, Ned, Tom Hollands as. Well, Ned technically becomes
hobgoblin. Ned does.
I mean his character Ned leads. Yeah.
Hobgoblin. So they could do the hobgoblin

(01:55:29):
in their universe. So the Green Goblin.
Yeah, but I mean like especiallylike 4, you said that they were
on bring in Black Cat. Black Cat is a great hero.
You can also go ahead like how how little do they use Mysterio
for how awesome Mysterio is as acharacter.
The problem is is I hated Jake Gyllenhaal's version.

(01:55:49):
I mean I. Wanted that character, but I
thought it was going to be cool.Yeah, but the way they did it
was so dumb. And it's like, I kind of was
hoping he would actually do a lot better.
Yeah, they made 2 technology based.
Yeah. Yeah, but I just like being able
to see that he was in a movie for once.
Yeah, especially because in the Tobey Maguire version.

(01:56:10):
I liked him in Spider Man 2. Spider Man 2.
Yeah, he's in. Yes, yes, yes.
Storyline's actually pretty good.
Yeah. Like it's they actually kind of
gave him the Sandman treatment. Oh yeah, like so so.
Which brings back to your point about the Spider Man point,
things you weren't wanting to ask about.

(01:56:31):
What about what? What's my thoughts on the
ending? Ending of the same?
Like are you? Are you asking what I thought
about Spider Man 4? Wait, wait, what are you asking?
I'm asking you like, what do youthink about going ahead and
having sinister sixes in those because they they have
theoretical like this is what itwas supposed to be for Tobey

(01:56:51):
Maguire's and this is what it was supposed to be for Andrew
Garfield. We were supposed to get a Mary
Jane after Gwen was killed. So Mary Jane was going to come
in. And I mean, if you do something
with the Sinister 6, Mary Jane gets kicked into Alien Portal,
you know, and in the comics, so you can kill her off that way,

(01:57:13):
which is always fun. Yeah.
Maybe even make a fifth one so that you can go ahead and I
don't want. To see what that missing
Garfield one would be like, right That third it's.
Because they started filming filming it and it had the girl
from the Haven. Is that what she was in?
Yeah, it was that Charlene Woodley or something?

(01:57:35):
Yeah. And she's like, oh, she's in
divergent. It's a divergent divergent.
Yes, yes. Yeah, she was supposed to be
Mary Jane, but they said there was too many characters and
like, they're like, we're introducing her for no reason.
Like focus on him and Gwen. But it's part of it.
It's, I mean, that's, I mean, it's part of the comics, dude.
It's part of that. Storyline, it was one of those.

(01:57:55):
They filmed those scenes for it too.
It's like I want to see the director's cut of that.
Yeah, yeah. And I heard the old.
And then there's the whole alternate ending that makes
Spider Man two way better of a movie.
Yeah. With his dad.
Like where you been? Like, that scene's really good.
Yeah. It's a really good scene when
you watch it. Yeah, I kind of want to see what

(01:58:18):
his third one was now that they gave that dark tone that you see
in No Way Home. I know where he's just so
freaking broken where where he'sso he's so Andrew Garfield is so
broken in that and. And he stops pulling his
punches. Yeah, I want to see a violent
Spider man. Yeah, like him.
Just like put. Give it the Marvel Knights

(01:58:40):
branding. Yeah.
Yeah, a hard like Spider Man where he's just not like.
And that's where you put Punisher in that.
That's where they could have done that.
That's where you put Punisher, Tom Hardy.
I don't have seen put him with Tom Hardy.
Tom Hardy. Oh, Venom.
Yeah. Dude.
Do a carnage with that dude, then see, now you're sitting
here. Now we're starting about a

(01:59:02):
franchise, dude. Now we're talking.
That would have been better. Now we're talking about it, that
is. Oh.
Because imagine those two fighting those.
That would have been a great fight.
And then, and then you can go ahead and say screw off to the
Craven, screw off to Morbius, Morbius.
But I don't know how many times can we fail at giving him

(01:59:27):
opportunities Like he's done good, he letter's done good in
like Lords of War. He's fantastic.
And he's he's good in Blade Runner.
He's he's good in what, what, what what's.
I love watching him get his facebeaten in Fight Club.

(01:59:47):
I'm OK. It's going to be a hot take.
Yeah, I kind. Of I think we've been giving him
all day, but I. Kind of want to see what his
Joker would have been. Yeah, he kind of got robbed
because like, we don't see the air cut.
Yeah, which? Gives more of a character of the
Joker. The thing is, is I think that he
ruined that Joker so bad with his narcissism and just like

(02:00:12):
need to like his psychosis ruined that character so bad
that they cut him out of that movie.
And then they kind of brought him back for the Snyder Cut.
Yeah. And the scene that they have
kind of want to see what that movie would have been like.
Yeah. Like, see, now here's the part I
like about AI, that I can ask AIto give me that He'll give me

(02:00:36):
what? What happened?
You can go ahead and start starta whole entire YouTube franchise
off of that dude. Like I did all I need to plug
models. Zack Snyder's notes.
Yeah, and just plug it into AI and it will give me that movie.
Yeah. Why haven't we done it yet?
And so This is why. We need AI.
Folks, not to take over the world, but to give us this Zack

(02:01:00):
Snyder Cut that Zack Snyder couldn't.
Even give us you. Guys could do this on your own
and not share it with the WarnerBrothers at all and you get what
you want. Yeah, cut and leave.
Go ahead and rewrite. Go ahead and Oh my goodness,
forget the Zack Snyder Cut. Let's get AI Snyder.
I would just do it and say I'm putting it out there for free.
There you go. And I did it all in AI.

(02:01:21):
He does have the rights to it, Iguess.
And The thing is. Artists are going to hate him,
but who cares? We get what we want.
It's fans. That's justice.
That's justice to a corrupt Hollywood system right there.
If Snyder Cut fans want to make people happy, I should put that
out as an issued statement. But The thing is, it's like, do
you want to get on a conversation about AI right now?
Because I got AI kind of have feelings about it dude.

(02:01:43):
Good feelings or bad feelings? I, I I like them generator.
Feelings or. What?
No, not dude. I don't have dude, trust me,
I've used AI before and it's waytoo stupid to go ahead and take
over the world dude, I promise you that.
But. It's a tool it.
Is a tool and The thing is is people talk about how AI is
going to destroy everything it'sgoing to take all these people's

(02:02:05):
jobs it's on due to do what about the car?
You know what I mean Think of all the people who aren't going
to be able to take care of horses anymore.
You want to go ahead and talk about that?
How about whenever the phone became digital and you don't
have telephone operations? The only thing is, is that this
is the one thing I do agree withsome people about is if you're

(02:02:28):
going to do an AI based society and you're going to use that
more into the workforce and things like that, then you have
to be able to take care of people because you're going to
kill their jobs. But The thing is, is you're
you're talking about that, but you're also forgetting about the
computer age. Think about the thousands of
people who were running typewriters were going ahead and
there was no e-mail. So you had to go ahead and have

(02:02:50):
a physical person go ahead and bring that note to you.
Any memo and and yes, you adapt.We'll adapt to it, but it's
like, but there has to be, you have to have a cushion period to
yes, help that adapt. But see, The thing is, is that
we've never had that cushion period and.
Like what they need, They need to say we'll pay for you to go
to school, we'll take care of you for the two years.

(02:03:11):
But The thing is, is that you need to go ahead and figure out,
just like people had to figure out how to use a computer, you
have to go ahead and figure out how to use AI and have to use it
better than the corporation can and go ahead and cut out the
corporation out of your own lifeby using AI.
So you're thinking, you know, AIis going to go ahead and lose my

(02:03:32):
job because I can't go ahead anddo graphic design anymore.
Well, you know what the problem is, is that there's been a bar
down the street that has been going out of business for three
years and they can't pay for somebody to do graphic design.
But now that bar can go ahead and use AI and AI generate a
whole entire advertisement platform for free.

(02:03:55):
And then all of a sudden that's a successful bar.
They're going ahead and hiring people to be bartenders, to be
servers, you know what I mean? And they're bringing an economy
into. Yeah.
And my thing is this. You can take, you know, you can
use it to give you the basic image.
Yeah, to make your own thing. Yeah.
So it's like, OK, like I need a generic basic thing like this.

(02:04:15):
OK, cool. I can take a piece from that,
blend it with this and merge them together.
Yeah. You know what I mean?
It's you're not using it. You know what I mean?
It's like for what? Like it's a tool.
Well, see, that's, that's my thing is like a lot of people
worry about AI as far as what the corporation is on use it
for, which is cutting out the working class, which of course

(02:04:37):
they're on do that and they're on a do that whether you want
them to do that or not. I used AI to write my
resignation letter. There you go.
There you go. I I mean.
How was it? Did it come up great?
So what I did is I took a, you know, I typed up my feelings and
then I put it into AI and said, I need this to sound more

(02:04:58):
professional. And then you just tweak out some
words that you clearly wouldn't use because that's too big of a
word for you to use. So you just change it with a
dumb word. Sounds smart.
Sounds more human. Because it's not smart.
Yeah. 'Cause if you ask us to dumb it
down, it goes. It's like, yeah, it's like, I'm
not that dumb. Jeez.
Yeah, it starts, you know, stuttering when places it

(02:05:19):
shouldn't stutter. Yeah, but but The thing is, it's
like, so if you use it for, that's the problem with AI is
people go ahead and sit here andthink about what the
corporations only use it for. It's only get used for that and
you don't have anything you can do to stop it.
But what you can do is you can use it yourself to benefit your
life the same way a corporation would do it to cut you out.

(02:05:40):
How about AI is great for helping you set safe.
It helps getting tone across because that's sometimes what's
a really hard point to get across in like a message form
you have to use. AAI can sometimes word things.
It's like I need this to not sound as negative as the message
means. AI will word it in a way to help

(02:06:03):
you because some people are too blunt.
So they're like, I need this to sound more people friendly.
AI can reword that to sound morepeople friendly and you send it.
Out. Yeah, yeah.
Proofread before you send it out.
You can't. It's not a flawless process.
But that's also the thing with like tech automization, you know
what I mean? Tech automization isn't all that
bad of an idea as long as we go ahead.

(02:06:25):
The thing the problem is, is it's a corporation, you know
what I mean? And so we were talking about
religion earlier. And so like, I kind of feel like
we're sitting in Revelations andlike at at changing of the age.
And I really think that the problem with the new age,
whether it's zombie Armageddon or if it's going to be a rebirth

(02:06:47):
of the universe, is if we let the corporations take hold of AI
and and autumnization, or if we go ahead and give autumnization,
government and AI to the people to control and go ahead and
benefit their lives over the corporation.
You're at the point of society where we could easily go from

(02:07:09):
Star Trek, yeah, to Star Wars. Yes, absolutely.
We're either going to be a Society of smugglers and Jedi's
and space Wizards and dark Lords.
Sounds pretty cool. Or we can go the Star Trek route
where we all fly in spaceships and be nerds.
But you know what? It's a lot safer.

(02:07:29):
You get to go ahead and enjoy a lot.
Like everybody wants the Star Wars universe and says that Star
Trek is shit smoke. Weed in Star Trek.
Fuck yeah, dude. You think Spock's?
Rolling once, dude, I'm talking this is like this is 19, like
60s, dude. Of course dude, this is 1960s.

(02:07:49):
This is 1980s. This is like sexual revolution
out in space. You know what I mean?
You're you're not you're worriedabout marijuana, dude.
You're going to go ahead and go to a planet and they're going to
be like, here's bubble bum bee. And it's like, what the fuck is
bubble bum bee? Dude, just smoke it.
And you're going to go ahead andget transported to a different
universe, dude. And you're gonna come back.

(02:08:09):
And it's like, Oh my gosh, I live like 4 billion years and
it's like, dude, it's been 3 seconds.
It's always kind of fun. It's always fun watching the
Star Trek episodes and like, oh,no, there's a pheromone in here
that where we all have to be sexy.
Yes, hilarious because he's like, clearly a guy wrote this
script. Like everybody's like,
seriously. I have another scene.

(02:08:30):
They're like, Oh no. But how?
But seriously, how good of a freaking like.
Give me a Stoner 1 where like they're all like I get the
munchies and they just keep using the thing and it keep it
breaks because they people been using it too much.
Yeah, it's like we've ran out the past like to make cheese.
It's. Yeah, or the holodecks on the
Fritz again. It's got a virus.

(02:08:51):
Yeah, somebody has been going onsome weird websites, got a
virus. I'll tell you what's, I'll tell
you what's a really good follow up to Star Trek.
Yeah, it's actually better than new Star Trek.
Yeah, the Orville, OH dude, I know.
It's so good and you know what? It's actually scientifically
accurate. If you look at the way that
their spaceship is set up, how it's got the it's got the

(02:09:14):
mirrored like thrusters and thenit's also around here.
That's like how you would actually control a spacecraft.
Like like that's how you would steer because you don't have any
fins or anything. You don't have any.
There is no aerodynamics in in space because it's because.
It started off like the first season, starts off as basically

(02:09:35):
a Star Trek parody. Yes.
But then as the show goes on, there's moments where you can
feel the Star Trek seriousness. Yeah.
And like, But then it goes back to parody again.
Yeah, Season 2 they started going more Star Trek, less
parody, and started getting moreserious.
Season 3 is basically All Star Trek mixed in with some parody.

(02:09:58):
Like there's minor jokes, but they're more serious episodes.
One of the best episodes involves the pilot, the guy that
plays the it's the voice of Steve Steve Smith on American
Dad. The story that with him and the
girl from the past when he has her recreated in the holodeck,
he puts her cell phone in there and goes make this of like a

(02:10:22):
virtual reality version of this timeline based on the data on
this. Phone, I don't know when the
last season because like I said,during COVID, I just went ahead
and got tired of streaming services and how streaming
services were supposed to be cutthe cord, but then they became
the cord, you know what I mean? So there's some bundles.

(02:10:42):
Yeah, well, see, The thing is, is the bundle is the same thing
as cable, you know what I mean? You'll get your Disney bundle
and you'll get your Max bundle and you'll go ahead and get
Stars over here and you can go ahead and get your Hulu and
Disney Plus. Disney Plus is Hulu, Hulu is
Disney. What are you talking?
You know, so it's like. I'm a guy that gets the Disney

(02:11:03):
Plus and the Hulu together. But I mean I.
Watch that more more than I watch anything else.
I just don't understand why they're separate things because
they're the same company. They are the same company.
Yeah, Netflix, I have an, I havean ads version, Yeah.
That's. I I just don't understand how it
became like I understand everybody needs to make their
money. Plus then you got your HBO Max.

(02:11:25):
And it just goes. But you know what?
If you give free YouTube, you'd be surprised what's on there.
Oh yeah, I'm never, I'm never bored with with YouTube and I
have Amazon Prime, so I can go ahead and get deals and stuff.
And stuff and. Well, I don't even have Amazon
Prime for that, but I listen to Audible because you get a

(02:11:48):
monthly book, you know what I mean?
And then Amazon Plus. You get Spotify, you get the
audio books if you got premium. See you have a good selection.
Yeah, yeah, you got paper, but. If you already have, I have
Amazon Prime since forever ago when I was buying before, like,
you know, yeah, Amazon became Amazon Prime and Firestick and

(02:12:12):
all that. So it's like, I have that
because I use Amazon Prime, you know, I I have YouTube free
because it's like amazing what you can find on YouTube.
Oh yeah. And like anything else, I don't
need to pay for it. And it's all on my TVI got a
smart TV so, you know, so I don't, I don't get into any of
that. So what?
Finding obscure things on YouTube.
Yes. I oh.

(02:12:34):
Like you like finding obscure like Space Ghost episodes?
Yeah. Find them on YouTube.
If you want to talk about that Prometheus and Bob, do you
remember Prometheus and Bob? I've.
Heard of that, I can't remember what it.
It's like the stop action guys where it's the alien, it's the
caveman, and the alien is tryingto teach the caveman like how to

(02:12:58):
start fires and how to like it. Sounds great.
I think I remember that. Dude.
And then there's like Action Team.
Now remember that. Oh my gosh, that whole entire
era. Of 2020.
So that's that's different, that's Adult Swim, but it is in
that era. But it's like pre Adult Swim, I
remember like there I was on theborder of that because like it

(02:13:18):
was like, oh, he's like 11:00 and then Space Ghost was on.
And then things got a little edgier, but you didn't notice.
It well, do you? Do you know where Star Lab is I
sealab is? Sealab was like an old like 60s
cartoon and I repurposed all thevideo.
So the early Adult Swim was you had like naked night, right?

(02:13:40):
So like you had your adult blockfor to be on TV after the kids
block because obviously the kidsare on be in bed.
So you want to still be able to sell ads.
Yeah. So what they would do was they
took the old Hanna Barbera cartoons and voiced over them
for Adult Swim. So that's why you have your
Space Ghost. Space Ghost is a talk show where

(02:14:03):
they cut out Space Ghost from ATV show and then like went
ahead and put in different like words.
So kind. Of funny because then they're
like just made it into like a talk show format.
It's. Yeah, and it's actually like a
whole and then they like action situation.
And then what they would do is they'd ask people, they would
interview different questions than what the script was, yeah,

(02:14:26):
and then take the answers and put them into what they needed
to. Be yeah.
And and like, then there's like Harvey Birdman, Harvey Birdman,
Birdman. Was it bird at law or something
like that? Guilty pleasure.
I actually like the show Bird Girl Bird Girl on Adult Swim.
I don't know which one that one is.
It's basically like she's the daughter of Harvey Birdman.

(02:14:49):
Oh, I didn't see that one. Yeah, and it's like.
It's like your teen. It's like it's.
Very girl boss, Yeah. Like it's like modern woman girl
boss, Yeah. And I I slightly like it.
I dig it. I mean.
Slightly like it. If you do, I mean, it's weird if
you don't get like preachy and it's like, oh, this.
And it's clearly Adult Swim shoots.
So it's like adult comedy. Yeah.

(02:15:10):
And like, yeah, there's, like, her best friends.
Like, this girl can mess with people's heads.
Yeah. Well, I mean like, so I think
like what you're worried about is like it's it's not She Hulk.
Yeah, you know what I mean. Where it's like it's actually
funny. It's it's poorly written and
it's just done for fan service and.
She Hulk was so bad. Oh, I.

(02:15:32):
And I'm not saying that because I actually like She Hulk as a
character. Uh huh.
And was actually open to the idea of it.
Yes. Absolutely.
I just felt like the show was not good.
Comic books are the com she Hulkcomic books are fantastic and
she is a lawyer and she goes ahead and freaking bosses out
and has her own freaking situation, but the way that they
did it for she Hulk was just fanservice.

(02:15:54):
Y it was, you know, rah rah the females and every dude is a
terrible person. There's funny moments in it like
the cat like daredevils episode was really good.
Yeah. There's the, oh, it's when she
says Captain America Fox. Yeah, that was that was good.
Because it's America's ass, dude.
Yeah, America's ass. The. 1st 2 episodes I actually

(02:16:16):
didn't think were terrible. Yeah.
The Daredevil episode's really good.
And then it the finale just was like, what happened?
Yeah, this. That was literally just like
garbage. Yeah.
Because if they would actually, because it was kind of cool,
they introduced the Wrecking crew.
Yeah. Like they just didn't call him
the Wrecking Crew, but they had a crowbar and.

(02:16:37):
Yeah, I, I mean, I don't know, it's going into all types of
media these days, like where people say like if you don't
like the movie, you're like thisor you're that and it's like
derogatory wise and it's like maybe you just didn't write it
well enough. Is it a possibility where I'm
not an asshole, you just didn't write well enough?

(02:16:59):
Yeah, it's a possibility. Just wasn't good like Star Wars.
Oh, you must hate. You must hate.
You're not woke because you didn't like those movies.
Yes. No, they're just bad movies.
They're just terrible movies that like expect like the second
one. 7's OK. 7 was good. I like 7, but you played the
second one and it's like, so you're telling me, you're

(02:17:21):
telling me that this is speed and space?
You're barely you're gonna have all these ways to get off the
spaceship without being noticed,and everybody is still staying
on the spaceship. And then you're going to have
all these things that go on outside of the spaceship that
don't even matter in the long run.
And then at the end, everything's OK.

(02:17:42):
Yeah. And nothing really mattered.
There were no stakes. People died.
And then just bring back the Emperor randomly.
Yeah. Rise of Skywalker, like I tell
you what, the actual the unmade script, the guy that did
Jurassic World the one he wrote episode 9 sounded way better.
Like they may have could have saved episode 8 if they would

(02:18:03):
have done not. It it was just I don't know the.
But they it's just, I think theythey, they didn't commit to what
they wanted to do. And that's what, again, Warner
Brothers did the same thing withthe Snyder verse.
If you would have committed to the vision, you could have seen
something great that stood out. Like among superhero movies.
It was something different. I don't call it mainline.

(02:18:25):
DCI call that graphic novel DC. Yeah.
It's something that, oh, this isheavy metal.
It's kind of R hyper violent. I like it.
Something different. But you have to do.
The thing is, is that there's superhero movies, so you have to
go ahead and have the kids be available.
But he was basically telling like mythical stories featuring

(02:18:46):
the DC characters. And I like that it's it's it's
an else world thing. It's cool.
I think it could have been really cool to see like what his
version of Justice League's would have been trying to think
what they go from that. But now, like the new DC, this
new DC is feels like it's more of a love letter to the comic

(02:19:09):
books. Like this Superman I, I like, I
think it's going to be. More I'm going to have to wait
to see it say anything about it because I've seen a lot of real
good trailers for a lot of DC movies and I go see, I finally
see the movie and it's just like, all right, just another
time that I spent money for nothing.
You know what I mean? I've been hurt too many times.
DC, you got to stop hurting. Me.

(02:19:30):
Yeah. Marvel hurt me with that.
Captain America, Brave New World.
Yeah, I heard. I didn't watch it, but I've
heard that it was a pretty big II really think that these I'm
Marvel should have just stopped at end game.
It was there. I think they had it.
Clear and present danger, I feel.
Yeah, it was their attempt at that, Yeah.
Like where the other one was more like a Bourne like
conspiracy. This was like they went

(02:19:52):
backwards to the 90s, Yeah, and tried to do clear and present
danger and it wasn't that great.Yeah, I don't know, man.
I've, I've comic books in general, comic book movies,
adaptations in general. I've gotten so tired about you
know what I mean? Because.
They change so much of it that doesn't need to be changed for
this fanservicey type of stuff. And it's not even fanservice

(02:20:16):
anymore. Yeah, it's like it's cloud
service more than anything. You know, they're trying to go
ahead and put a message out there and it's like, just give
me if you want to put a message out, make your own gosh darn
movie. Yeah.
If you want to go ahead and makemy movie, then go ahead and make
my movie. A lot of movies I'm really hyped
for, Yeah, like, I'm kind of excited.
Like I, I'm excited to see The Avengers.

(02:20:38):
I want to see Secret Wars, but I'm not overly pumped about it.
Yeah, it's just weird. It's like I.
Don't want to go ahead and see it because we got to go ahead
and. Yeah, I want to see something
original. Now I want to see something new.
Yeah, yeah. Bring me some like, give me a
new type of movie. Give me a new type of like
sinners. Looks like a really cool.
Idea yeah, and and like there's so many things that you can do

(02:21:00):
these days, like when was the last time we had like I know
zombie flicks were destroyed fora while there, but now we
haven't had a good zombie flick and I heard 20.
Eight years later is really good.
Yeah, Yeah, exactly. They're going out with.
But see, those are zombies. Those are enhanced.
All right, we can go ahead and sit here and get into a
conversation about zombies. Those are enhanced.

(02:21:21):
They aren't zombies. That's that's true.
You don't have a true like dead risen World War Z.
Well, those, those were enhancedas well.
Actually, no, those weren't enhanced.
Those they weren't fast zombies.They were regularly moving
zombies. It's just that they were.
They worked in a frame of mind like ants dead.

(02:21:46):
Night of the Living Dead is the only one that's a real zombie.
You think so? Because it's radiation is
bringing reanimating the living tissue.
Well, I mean, like George A Romero in general is like a a
legitimate, well, a legitimate zombie.
Do you know where he even got those from?
That's from like White Zombie and the the Haitian Zombie.

(02:22:07):
Oh yeah, that that's, yeah, that's where, yeah, when you
start tracing the bag zombie gets real creepy real fast.
Do you know that it's illegal tocreate and and we get another
one in already? Yeah, we got another section in.
Oh, geez. All right.
Oh boy, YouTube is or Spotify isnot going to like this file.

(02:22:28):
Never does and we're back. Man, what an ADHD podcast this
has been, huh? Oh yeah, we've covered so many
topics and like we've circled back to some a couple times.
It's like, well, because it's like, you know, you think of
something because we're outside,we talk about these again and
then we expand on it and like, crap, we need to circle back to
that. And I don't feel like going back

(02:22:49):
and editing these because it's it's a one man operation.
Yes, I it's like you're going totake this ADHD journey with me
and you're going to fucking likeit.
Yeah. And it's it's like once you get
into editing, all of a sudden freaking 3 hour podcast, editing
it down takes like 16 hours. Yeah, I'm not.
It's just easier to put the three hours out and if you want

(02:23:11):
to listen, you can listen. You could skip through, you
know, you never know. We talk about all kinds of
topics. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we left off. We were talking about zombies
like the original. Yeah, do you know that it's
actually illegal to make zombiesin Haiti?
I think that's fair. Well, The thing is that you can
actually make the fact that theycan actually make zombies.

(02:23:33):
Yeah, we don't. Yeah, that's why we don't go
down there. Like, like, listen, when I go on
vacation, I don't buy souvenirs if I'm going to the Caribbean.
Haiti's pretty crazy, dude. You don't know what you're
bringing back. Haiti's pretty crazy.
I. Watched Jumanji too many times.
Cause 'cause it doesn't just have zombies out there, it has,
it has mermaids out there too. Like legitimately they, they say

(02:23:55):
that they got mermaids and they're, they, they're not like
these cute, you know, lady things.
They got these like they got this like pan head.
It's kind of like a hammerhead shark, but it's like a fan.
And then they got flippers and stuff and then they got like
slim chest. So in the water they look like
cute chicks. And then they bring you down.

(02:24:15):
They catch you on the on the shores of Haiti and they bring
you down to the depths of the water until you suffocate and
then they eat you. Welcome to Haiti.
You thought, You thought. Australia was wild.
Oh, I mean, you are close to Bermuda Triangles.
Yeah, I'm kind of tracked. I kind of, Yeah.

(02:24:36):
I kind of wondered. I can't believe with all the
technology we have today, no one's figured it out yet.
Figured out what? Bermuda Triangle is.
I mean, I think it's basically just a magnetic pole situation.
Like isn't that what they figured out?
Like it's the same thing with. So it's just right there is just
something that short circuits everything.

(02:24:57):
Yeah, You know, it just has moremagnetism in it because most of
the problem is it's like compasses and navigation, so how
you get lost in there. And then it does have some
storms. So it probably has like a weird
weather system that flows through there.
You know what I mean? So you get storms and then you
get. That's God's command center.

(02:25:18):
Huh. Well, if that's God's command
center, you never know. Like he's just sitting there
pulling the lever. Like we need more rain.
Well, it's possible that there'scrazier things underneath the
water because how deep have we gotten out?
There could be aliens down there.
I'm scared to know what's in thewater.
Dude, there's crazy stuff in thewater.
Yeah, that's the thing about it.Yeah, apparently don't go see

(02:25:38):
Titanic. There's aliens, Yeah.
Don't go see Titanic. No, don't, don't, don't go ahead
and let a dude bring you into fiberglass.
Give it 10 years and there's going to be a horror movie, a
found footage horror movie of what really they saw down there
and why they didn't make it out and how it's been a cover story
this whole time. That'd be wild.
It's not hard to make. Like an Apollo 18 type
situation. Yeah, exactly what?

(02:25:59):
You're going to see like they'reon this mystical journey and
they got trapped. Forever.
It's spider rocks, yeah. Spider rocks.
That was kind of creepy. That was a wild movie dude.
And it's the fact that they werelike, actually tried to make it
like, no, this is real footage. People were like, God damn it,
we got fooled again. And here's that Cloverfield
moment. Well, I mean, I that that was

(02:26:19):
that era. There was all types of found
footage movies. You had Apollo 18, like you
said, Cloverfield. You had Paranormal Activity.
Yep, Yep. I mean, and then oh, found
footage area. Let's like talk about Project
Almanac, which is Back to the Future found footage, and then

(02:26:44):
you also have Chronicles which is super Heroes found footage.
Chronicle is really good. So good I I love that movie.
Well written and like the stakesare high.
In it, how has no one made a Element 115 movie?
What is that? Oh, I I watch a lot of Rogan so
I get all the UFO stuff. Oh OK.
So it's like he it's the Bob Lazar home footage.

(02:27:04):
Yes, yes. Element that actually is a real
element that they never admittedto until later.
It's like I am kind of, I do think are a lot of the UF OS we
see is just us. Well, so I don't know so alien
wise there has to so. So the government plants like.

(02:27:26):
A Let's put it this way, dude, there's so many planets, solar
systems, so on, so forth out in the world that you'd be an idiot
for there not to be life somewhere else.
Have they been here? Totally different question.
That's what I'm. Saying totally different.
Question out there because like,I mean, dude, the follow the
Voyager news yeah, about the satellite because they said it's

(02:27:47):
still going yeah, still. Going and they've they've found
a planet, they've actually founda planet that has lights on it
and it it they don't they haven't checked it out close
enough to go ahead and see if it's like a like not geometric
like it's a shape. What is it like A.

(02:28:08):
Like if you can live. On an economic, yeah, like
ecosystem, if it's like, so theysee like whenever you look at
the planet Earth from space, whenever it's dark, you see the
lights of cities and stuff like that.
So they basically saw the same exact thing on a planet with
Voyager, right? But they don't know if it's like
a lava planet and. That's a lot of volcanoes.

(02:28:32):
Or. Or if it's actually like lights
or if it's like an ecosystem type of situation where it's
like bioluminescent. Yeah, so.
Like, I don't think any movie captured it best other than
Gravity about my fear of space. Yeah, that idea of you're
floating in nothing. Yes.
And the fear that if something goes wrong, you're fucked.

(02:28:54):
You're completely done. Nobody can help you.
There's nothing no one can do you if you freak out.
You can't. You can't go home.
And The thing is, is like. Think about the guys who are
stranded up in space. Yeah, Like, think about that.
The panic that had to sit in andyou're just, you keep it
together and you're like, we can't get that we.
Can't that's why there's only special people that are allowed

(02:29:14):
to go up into space, dude. That's why the we have
astronauts is because we have tomentally test those people to
where you go out there, you're all alone, and if something goes
wrong, you're dying the entire time while you're alive and
there's nothing, you could go out, go ahead and float for 10
days straight out into the. Void now space.

(02:29:35):
And then you're out there forever.
You don't. You don't.
There's nothing that degrades your body because there's
nothing to go ahead and. Now think about these mental
breaks and think about Katy Perry right now.
Yeah, that's exactly what happened to her.
Yeah. She's.
I think that's honestly what it is.
It's a guarantee. Watch the people who come back

(02:29:57):
from space. Yeah.
Tell me if their mental state changes.
I mean, was Katy Perry really all, all there the entire time?
I mean, she dated Russell Brand.That's what I'm saying.
I mean. We'll.
Save it there the whole time. So put that into consideration.
You take an already unstable person.
And then put them up into space and.
Put and break their brain again with space travel.

(02:30:19):
Yeah. What did you think was going to
happen? She is.
She has gotten pretty weird whenever she's like, oh dude,
she just looks like she looks like a doofy chick.
I don't know if she's like gone ahead and gone through a mental
break or if she's just one of those doofy chicks.
I think she's just went through a mental break.
You think so? There's just doofy chicks.

(02:30:40):
There's doofy people out there. You know what I mean?
People just are dorks for dork'ssake.
I like doofy people. They're definitely fun to watch.
They are fun. They're definitely fun to watch.
Yeah, the girl I. Think the girl I was talking to
was a little doofy. Yeah.
They're they're a good time. It's like you, you can't.
It's, it's like cancer. It's small.

(02:31:00):
It's good in small doses. Yeah.
You know. Yeah, there's some things.
It's like, yeah, that was fun for a little bit.
But I just need to go over here and just like analyze everything
that just happened. She I don't know, dude.
She did go. I mean, like the whole entire

(02:31:22):
situation was just such a like PR stunt for Jeff Bezos.
You know, like Jeff Bezos went ahead and funded.
That's what I'm saying. Like, maybe this is the
experiment. Like, hey, let's show that we
can do this. Let's experiment with the rich
people. Like some people, we can't send

(02:31:42):
poor people up because that doesn't make sense.
Yeah. Like, even though they're
expendable, it's like, yeah, butwe have to take some select
famous people. We all don't like that.
Well, let's put them in a rocket, break their brain, study
the effects on it and see if it can we worked out for normal
people. Yeah, because if we go and say
we have space travel, but it breaks your brain because look

(02:32:03):
what it do to the normal people.People are like fuck that, I
won't go to space no more. So then we're out of a job.
Yeah, yeah. There's a guy, the CIA right now
going God damn it, he figured itout, God.
Damn it, he figured it out. I was, there was this big post
about people talking about why we can't see Antarctica or
something like that. I said, well, that's where the

(02:32:25):
truth is. That's where Santa Claus keeps
all of his factories and all of the all the elves enslaved to go
ahead and work on his toy factories and everything.
And then I think it was like an A defense, an American defense
contractor or something like that.
American defense went ahead and said, this is the funniest

(02:32:45):
explanation I have ever, ever heard for why you can't go to
Antarctica. And I was like, see, I was
right. That's where Santa Claus keeps
the elves. No, man, that's where it
happened. North Pole is for the the
tourists and stuff like that. Antarctica is when the shit
goes. Up 'cause that's where the thing
lives. The thing?
Yeah, I dig it. That's where the aliens are,

(02:33:07):
dude. So have you ever you watched the
original, right? Yes, yes, I haven't watched the
remake. I heard the OR not the remake,
the sequel, prequel. I don't know why they made that.
I mean. Just explains like what happened
to the team that had that they because it leads into the Thing.
Yeah, the movie. Well, you know, they it all

(02:33:29):
comes down to getting more moneyin your pocket, dude.
That's what it's always about. Franchise it.
It worked once. Let's go ahead and make it
again. Let's go ahead and tell you how
it works, and you're not going to like it because we're not as
interesting as you do. You think it'd be better off as
a series? The thing I mean well.
Like do you see they're doing anAlien as a Hulu series?

(02:33:49):
Oh yeah? Well, have you seen the Strand?
I have. Not it's, it's vampires, but
it's a virus. So the vampire virus starts
going out and it's basically it's oh, the dude who does
yellow jacket in Ant man. OK, and he's one, he's got hair

(02:34:11):
in that one, but also he's basically Van Helsing.
Like he become he's a he's a health like a who world horse
organization, world who's World Health Organization guy.
And he goes ahead and finds the the vampire virus and has to go

(02:34:34):
ahead and become Van Helsing to go ahead and destroy Dracula and
stop the vampire virus from taking over the world.
So it's pretty interesting TV series.
It's I think it was on sci-fi. I want to I want to say that.
I think so. I remember seeing like the ads
for it. I just didn't know what the show
was about. Sci-fi does some real fun stuff.

(02:34:57):
With an alien is so freaking good.
Is that sci-fi? Yep.
Yeah, I haven't seen that one, but.
I think it's sci-fi, maybe USA. OK, well, they're they're same,
same. But it's Alan Tudyk from oh
crap, Knight's Tale Serenity. Serenity.
OK. Yes, yes.
So him, he basically, he is an alien there.

(02:35:21):
It's supposed to, like, wipe outhumanity.
Yeah. And he crash lands on Earth.
Yeah. And now he has to blend in.
It has to be the town doctor. Yeah.
It's kind of, it's really funny because he's trying to blend in.
And there's one kid that can seehim.
Yeah. In the town.
Like he's the only one that could see his true form.
It's a genetic mutation humans have.
Oh. Yeah.

(02:35:42):
And then they're at war with another alien race that wants to
kill everybody. And he's like, oh, no.
And then it's funny because justthe things he does as a
character, Yeah. Like there's one part where
he's, like trying to shower and live life as an alien because
he's lived life as a human for too long.
So he's trying to go back to hisalien ways and he's taking a
shower. He's hit his head off, the thing
goes. Son of a bitch and.

(02:36:03):
That's how he says it. It's hilarious, yeah.
They also do one with with we were talking about Wyatt Earp.
They did. Wynona Earp.
Which is that? 1I I forget if it's zombies or
if it's vampires, I want to say it's demons.
It's her and Doc Holiday going ahead and taking down demons and

(02:36:28):
stuff like that in this town. I heard about that and the girl
that plays Wine on Earth plays. What's her name?
I can't think. She's a couple.
Letter Kenny. Letter Kenny, is she?
She's a. I thought she was saw.
McMurray. I thought she was.
Murray's wife. I thought she was also in Sons

(02:36:48):
of Anarchy. Or am I thinking about another
dark haired lady? I don't know.
But it's good. Everybody at home, I'm so.
Glad that letter Kenny's over. Yeah, yeah.
It was starting to kind of. Drag on.
Yeah, that's what happens. You know, you get something so
good and people want to keep having it, but then you run out
of ideas and it's like people keep giving you money to make
it, I feel. Like, they kept running out of

(02:37:09):
ideas, and then the show had this habit of setting something
up big and then making it like they would wait too long to
address it. Yeah.
And you're like, they'd set up abig fight and then they'd never
show the fight and just start randomly into another episode.
Yeah, that'd be like 3 episode layer.
They would mention the fight butnever talk.
Show what? Happened so it was like an anime

(02:37:31):
yeah so dude, animes are so crazy where it seems like
they'll just. Take a movie.
Dragon Ball Z. Right but between like they'll
go ahead and lead dude. Like you have to I'd say like an
anime 1 episode in America wouldbe 3 episodes of an anime
because of how they cut it weird.

(02:37:52):
Like you have the lead up then you have the pre fight talk and
everything like Dragon Ball. Z yeah, they would have the
story episode and then they would have the pre fight talk
episode and then there would be the fight episode.
There would be the middle of of the fight, yes, right before the
end of the fight. The end of the fight.

(02:38:13):
And then they talk about the fight.
And then it would just like, butlike you would get, I would
always catch the middle of the fight or like a second part of
the fight. Like I'd always, I never caught
like what the context of the fight was about.
Like attack on Titan's the same exact way and then initial D is
the same way, I don't know how many.
Commentating episodes were there.

(02:38:34):
Yes, yes. Like a people just being like,
Oh no, if he does this move, he's done four and then it's all
build up to him doing that move at the end of the episode.
Then you get to find out the next part of what happened when
he did the move. Well.
Initial D is real crazy about that because it's a, it's a
drifting thing. So like that's like actually

(02:38:54):
something that is done and there's a lot of art that goes
into it and physics and stuff. So they get into all types of
stuff about that and it's like, so he's doing all types of
different moves to go ahead and beat all these different
drivers. And then the next episode is
them just talking about and learning about how this driver
drives or why this driver is hardcore.

(02:39:16):
And then they finally get into the actual race.
And then it's like next time on Initial D and then that's
literally what it is. But then it gets into the race
and then you're into the first race and there's like 2 sections
they got to do the uphill and the downhill.

(02:39:36):
So it's just, Oh my gosh, it it becomes.
Like you nuts after a while 'cause you're like, just wrap
it. Up yeah, it's like just make
this a movie and give it in a one shot.
Why does it have to? Well, that's why, like, I think
if it's just us as Americans, we're not patient.
Yeah. And we want the resolution now.
Well, it's just like so the matrix.

(02:39:56):
A lot of people don't like the second and third matrix because
the second matrix isn't a three-part arc, right Scoozy?
A three-part arc. Technically, neither has Empire
Strikes Back. Yeah, well the reason why what
Matrix is like that is because it was supposed to be 1 movie
and they split it into two. People like to, especially

(02:40:17):
Americans, they like to have thebeginning, the middle, the end,
and then bring on another beginning, middle and end and
have it. I just say I think they just
made. Not that you can't have a
continuous arc, but it just has to well.
The bad thing is it was just so hard to like.
I mean they expanded on so many concepts but didn't really
explain it right. And I feel like the game

(02:40:40):
actually sounds better if you play the path of Neo.
OK, movies sound better if you play the game The Path of Neo.
Yeah. It kind of explains the story a
lot more in a more better way. Well.
There is a lot of like universe lore inside.
I mean you, you got the comic books and stuff like that.
You got the Neo comic book and then you got the games like you

(02:41:01):
said and then you got the Animatrix and you know, now we
got the 4th Matrix and. Have you watched The 4th Matrix
yet? I have.
I have it. So me and my buddy my.
Physical copy. Dude, and we watched it on HBO
like the day came out, we came over, had a watch party and we
watched it and then we started laughing.
And if you watch this movie, Themovie is literally a fuck you to

(02:41:24):
the studio for making us come back and do this movie.
They. Even make it's literally talked
about how they want to do a reboot.
Yes, yes, because it's supposed to be a game.
He makes a game. Similarly, talk about rebooting
the thing. Yeah, and how about how it's not
going to be as good because everybody's still expecting the
original? Yeah, it's been 20 years since
the original. It's not going to be as good.

(02:41:44):
Yeah. So they literally talk about
like how they and they even saidWarner Brothers, the studio,
it's crazy. But see, the, The funny thing
is, is Even so in the Matrix, the Matrix is a video game.
Like the whole thing Neo lived through is a video game that he
created because of his psychosisand all this stuff.

(02:42:07):
And they're like, OK, well, now we have to go ahead and make a
sequel to the game. It's it's about time.
And so he's going ahead and making a sequel to The Matrix
and saying how ridiculous it is and how weird that the.
Matrix basically created that situation just to fuck with him.
Yeah, yeah. Cuz they're like, no, we
actually did make peace. It was basically Agent Smith has

(02:42:27):
been trying to rebuild himself. Yeah.
Yeah, and this is him, and he stole and that kind of like they
stole the whole because the movie came out late, they
changed that. Oh no, Neo's not the chosen one.
It's him and Trinity. That's the chosen ones.
Well, the thing that I like about.
And how the dark Adam and Eve ofthis new version of the Matrix?

(02:42:48):
So like what I like about is howit ends with the third one is
that it means that you can go ahead and start back at the very
beginning. And that's actually going
through the storyline more, you know what I mean?
Because what happens is, is thatit's a cycle of life where the
humans go ahead and find their own ability to get out of the

(02:43:10):
Matrix. They go ahead and fight against
the cyborgs. The cyborgs eventually go ahead
and take out the area. And it's like a continuous
cycle. So it's like a closed loop there
where it's like this is 1 loop of like multiple series.
So it's like closing it off there makes it OK.

(02:43:32):
But once you went ahead and madea new movie, it changes the
whole entire timeline, which I guess is what happened with the
last movie. Because Neo changes like the
cyborgs mind so well, not the cyborgs, but the robot bot's
minds to go ahead and change theMatrix.
So maybe it does go ahead and goin like Garner to a fourth

(02:43:55):
movie. Yeah, but you know, I don't
know. You didn't need it.
You didn't need it. Exactly.
It was not needed. Yeah, Oh man.
How much time do we got? Well, right now we're at
240-3244. We got 15 more minutes in US or
Are you ready to go get some food?

(02:44:16):
I'm ready to get some food, I. Know I hear you, dude.
I've been growling over here. I've been ready for some Taco
Bell so we can go ahead and cut it off.
Dude, we got, we got 245. Trust me, it's going to be like
I said, Spotify and YouTube is not well.
YouTube will eat it. Spotify don't like it.
Yeah, they start going, hey, it's too big of a file to
upload. Yeah, and then you got to
compress it and everything and freaking do all that drunk

(02:44:39):
throw. It in there, see what happens.
It just toss it in. There.
That's how we do it here. I take it though, I don't.
Have an editor. I don't have people to run this
stuff, I just do it myself. Yeah, yeah.
It's cool though, man, it was cool hanging out with you with
the. President of United States.
I have no idea what the fuck I am doing.
I want to meme is going to be used in so many podcast posts.

(02:45:00):
Yeah, like so many jokes I'm going to try and make.
Well, that's, that's going to be, that's, that's going to be
Alex Jones. Now, now, Joe, I'll, I'll.
Be honest with you, I'm kind of retarded.
Dope, dope. I'm going to be, I'm going to be
honest with you, I'm kind of retarded, right?
Like. I love Alex Jones, man.

(02:45:22):
I'll tell you what, I'd. Like to hang out with them.
Like even with everything that'sgoing on with them.
Like I know the public hanging you.
Just lit a fire under me becausenow I want to tell that Alex
Jones story. I don't think, I think I've told
you that. No, I don't think I have.
So we come back from Austin, right?
Rufus Comics and my one buddy, he's like as soon as I got off
the plane, he's like, hey, like I'm out at the casino.

(02:45:42):
You want to go out? I'm like, dude, I just got back
from vacation, whatever. So we go out and we go to Bar
11. You ever been to Bar 11?
But it's like down in South Side, OK, well, here I meet
this, meet this girl at the bar and meet her talk and whatever.
I just got back from Austin. I'm feeling good about myself.
So the confidence is riding high, you know what I mean?

(02:46:03):
Did you get on the mothership? No, I didn't.
I did get to do Comic Creek in The Cave.
Nice. I got on banana phone.
Nice. So I had no idea when I signed
up because I had too much fresh air the night before.
Yeah, and I signed up for it andI found out it was a Heckle mic.
So when I went up I was like, what did I sign up for?
And like, it's kind of it. Worked Huckle mic sort of rough.

(02:46:26):
It's like if it's not hard enough to do comedy, it's like
now people are intentionally trying to go ahead and hurt your
feelings. There's a couple times you have
to will your brain powered like it's just jokes.
Yeah. It's just jokes.
Yeah, that's why I don't do roast man.
Yeah, I got the feelings. What a weirdo, right?

(02:46:46):
So I meet this girl at the bar and me and her are talking here.
I said, hey, why don't we step outside?
Like because, you know, you can't really talk in the bar.
So I closed my tab out. We're outside talking.
And here this dude comes out andI'm like, oh man, it's your
boyfriend. Like, you know, hey, man, it's
been a while. I'll throw hands, You know what
I mean? Like, I don't know what's going
to happen here, but. And he's like, Nah, man, he's

(02:47:08):
like, hey, what's going on? He's like, hey, we're going back
to my place. You want to come hang out with
us? I'm like, yeah, sure.
So I drove him back to his placeand we're hanging out and me and
her sitting on the couch and, like, you know, we're talking,
like, waiting for him to kind of, like, disappear, right?
Yeah. And.
Roommate. Husband.

(02:47:29):
Just a guy. Is it a swinger type situation?
No, no, it was a friend like situation like he she was
crashing there like visiting in.This I didn't, I didn't know if
they were waiting for you to make a move.
So they can be like, oh, by the way.
Yeah. Yeah, no, because I was like, is
that your boyfriend? She's like, no, it's just a
friend. I was like, OK, thank God.
She says he's just a friend anyways.
So we're sitting there like, youknow, we're hanging out.

(02:47:52):
Guy gets ready to go upstairs and here I make some kind of
dumb Alex Jones reference like joke.
He goes dude. You like Alex Jones bro?
Oh, and now he's never leaving, I think.
You have told me this. Oh my gosh.
And he doesn't leave. And he goes, dude, we're

(02:48:12):
watching Alex Jones right now, right?
Right now. Let's do this.
I love I gotta have the Pittsburgh accent, dude.
Please, no, please don't do this.
And it's killed everything. Killed everything.
The worst part was is that I was, you know, drinking that
night. So I was kind of making sure
when, in case things happen, it's ready.

(02:48:34):
Yeah. And my buddy gave me this blue
chip. Oh no.
So you're sitting there, rocked up, watching Alex.
Jones, you just, you're trying to sleep.
And The thing is, because everyone's like, yeah, we're
tapping out, going to bed. I'm laying there sleeping.
He keeps the audio on, but the screen is off.
Yeah, and I'm just trying to sleep on this guy's leather

(02:48:55):
couch. With a hard on.
Watch listen to Alex Jones. Did you jerk it to Alex?
Jones No, no, because it's what is in a stranger's house.
You can't jerk it there. It's.
You go in the bathroom. No bathrooms are safe spaces
dude. It's still felt weird because
here's the thing, she's sleepingin that room on an air mattress.
Oh well, what about going in there with?

(02:49:15):
No, no, no, no, no. I was not having that game on
me. Yeah, Nope.
You don't have that game or you weren't even thinking that.
It was just one of those like I'm one of those over thinkers
and to the point where it's likeI've actually had women
criticize it. Yeah, it's like you over think.
Everything but it's like, but no.
If you don't ever think and you assume and you're wrong, it

(02:49:37):
backfires. Yeah.
No, thank you. I'm good.
Yeah, see, I don't know. She's sitting there hanging out
a. Lot of opportunities because I
didn't make the move that I should, that I I should have
made yeah. And then it's like.
I have the same problem. When I worked at Spencer's, my
manager said if you go ahead andgo out on a date with her, you

(02:50:02):
stop at her house and she's sitting there talking to you and
she hasn't gone inside yet. Go ahead and ask her if she
wants to make out because she's been sitting there, she likes
you enough, maybe you'll make out right.
So if you make out, then you cango ahead and be like, you want
to go ahead and go inside and have a drink or something like
that. And then things keep going.
Then it's like, so you know, I might get out of here unless,

(02:50:25):
you know, it's getting pretty late, unless you want me to come
over and crash. And then it becomes, you know
that, you know what I mean? So yeah, you kind of, she likes
you. She's been chilling out with you
all night. So just go ahead and be like,
hey, you want to snuggle up tonight?
So I don't want to sleep on thiscouch.
And then all of a sudden maybe you can go ahead and just go in
there and cuddle. You don't have to go ahead and

(02:50:46):
do it. But you know what?
You already got a rocked up boy down there.
So it's like, sorry babe, you just kind of do this to me, you
know? And then she's like, well, I
guess I'll figure you out. I'm not normally like this.
Go, go, go, go, go. I swear this is the first time.

(02:51:09):
Yeah, they tell you that and it's like, that's how the plan
works. And then you like, that doesn't
sound right. That sounds wrong.
And then if you go by that plan and it's wrong.
But if it's wrong, then you're just like, hey, I'm sorry,
misread the situation. You go sleep down on the couch
or you leave, whichever, but youknow what I mean.

(02:51:29):
Or kill yourself in the garage. Or kill yourself in the garage.
Or. Kill yourself.
That's what I always feel like. I'm like, I just want to kill
myself in the garage. Like I just I've, I, what am I
doing as a person? What am I doing in this world
like? Trust me, dude, I have no game.
I I'm not someone to listen to in this aspect because I'll go
ahead and tell you one thing andjust sit there like a total
loof. Yeah.

(02:51:49):
And then everyone's like, be yourself.
And then social anxiety kicks inand it just falls apart.
You know, people used to call meeccentric, you know what I mean?
Now I'm autistic, you know, I thought I had a personality.
Turns out I got a disease, you know?
Like, well, we are getting to the end of the podcast here and
we are hitting them close to thethree hour mark.

(02:52:09):
Woo woo. So yeah man, why don't you tell
people where I can find you on the socials and stuff if you
have YouTube and content? Yeah, I have.
I have a YouTube Sound music. On the Patreon somewhere, maybe?
Who? Knows I got I got no, I don't
have any patreons or anything I have Facebook castbox and

(02:52:30):
YouTube snotty comedy on all of them.
I also have my personal page if you got gigs or something like
that. You want to see me out at just
come and send me Adm dude. I'm very I'm able to work with
anybody. You got a podcast you want me to
be on? Dude, I love the sound of my own
voice. So check me out at Tyler J

(02:52:50):
Snodgrass. Send me Adm.
You got me on something. You want to do it over stream
yard. I do stream yard, you know, I I
just, I'm, I'm a narcissist, just that just likes to be
heard. You know, that's fair.
So that's fair. That's basically comedian.
Yeah. Yeah, comedian.
I told, I told my lawyer, I, I told my therapist that I'm a bit

(02:53:11):
of a narcissist, he says, don't worry, everybody's a little bit
of a narcissist. I said yeah, but I'm best at it.
I always tell people that said that it's like, what's it like
to do comedy in Pittsburgh? And I said, well, I said it's
not like being a a volunteer firefighter.
Yeah, like, you know, we get no respect.
Yeah, we don't get paid for this.
Yeah. And we get fucked up on the job.
Yeah, and we get fucked up on. The basically, that's how that

(02:53:33):
works. Yep.
So anyway guys, it's been the episode and we'll see you guys
next time. Thanks for having me, bye.

(02:54:19):
Yeah.

All Episodes

Episode Transcript

Popular Podcasts

NFL Daily with Gregg Rosenthal

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

Dateline NBC

.css-15opob5{left:0;position:absolute;top:0.8rem;} All Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}Episode #63: Tyler J Snodgrass

Episode Transcript

Popular Podcasts

.css-r6mb8g{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:1;overflow:hidden;}NFL Daily with Gregg Rosenthal

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

Dateline NBC

All Episodes

Episode #63: Tyler J Snodgrass

NFL Daily with Gregg Rosenthal