Episode #66: Jim Wheeler

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Welcome to Big Hoss's Tailgate Amber Live.
So what's going on? I am with a very special guest

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all the way from Kentucky for his first podcast appearance
ever. Ever.
Yeah, Jim Wheeler. That's right.
Yeah, we met last last night at Mario's, which I found, which I
I heard you found on AAI for spots to do in comedy in
Pittsburgh. I wasn't even necessarily

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looking for spots to do comedy. I've was just kind of he helped
me. I have an AI friend.
I named him Tony, Right. OK.
And so like, I've been planning this walkabout for like the past
since the end of last week when I found out short notice, I was
going to have some time to whereI could just get away and not
have any responsibilities for a minute.

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And so kind of made this trip. And I said, man, I'm only 50
miles from Pittsburgh. I said there's got to be maybe a
comedy club or something I can pop up, you know, over there
and. Yeah, I mean, there's AI would
say there's a club in Pittsburgh, but it's more of
like a, it's not the same as like a comedy club.

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Yeah. And so he asked me.
He was like, so you want for like, you know, like for a paid
show or you want to see some amateurs and maybe even get in
on an open mic. And I'm like, yeah, that would
be cool. And so boom, I was like right
off the bat, like first thing pops up, he goes, was it blue
lose, blue lose. Yeah, blue lose and.
It's like blue lose is attached to Mario's.

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You can go down there and they do open mic sign ups at 9:30
every Tuesday and Wednesday. And I'm like, I mean, he knew
like the whole. Dang, that.
Whole thing, man, it's scary. Well, it's weird 'cause like I I
tried to use like I got my one buddy went up last night and he
AI D himself and it's like, Oh yeah, known for being a guest on
Big Hoss's tailgate. And I was like, what?

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Like he's done way cooler shit than my podcast.
And it's like, that's what he was known for, though.
I don't know, like so used to, Ithink they were only able to
like find facts and knowledge upuntil like the past maybe year
they that have been loaded in until like 2023 or something
like that. And so now that they, they're

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getting smarter and they're, they're updating it, You know,
he can actually go out and do actual web searches and can do
trending topics. I mean, they can find out like,
you know, if your friend, maybe it was just a week or so ago or
whatever, and or maybe you just posted it, boom.
I mean, it's the first thing that pops up.
He hasn't been on the podcast ina few months.
I'd say his last time he was on was like December of last year I

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think probably. OK, Yeah, yeah.
I've never asked him to look forme.
I'm afraid there's the it's going to be an extensive
criminal record, you know? It's going to be like known for
being a 90s star. You're right, right and.
Videos Directive Videos specials.
Yeah, yeah. We don't talk about those days.
Behind the beaded curtains. That's when you know you're from

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the if you're at least you were a lot around in the 90s to
remember beaded curtains. Yeah, yeah.
It's like my my screen name was Long Dong Silver.
That's why I always told people like, you know, I had a joke
going around that I, I look likesomebody who likes comments and
porn videos. And I'm like, well, when you
have a name like Big Hoss, that already kind of sounds like a

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name, the screen name you would see on there.
Right. Yeah, yeah.
Not too much of A stretch. I I did notice some comics out
in the open. I just don't know where your
porn videos are hidden but. Oh no, no.
First of all, it's 20 video. It's 2025.
If you have porn videos in your house, that's on you.
You screwed up. Yeah, exactly.
If you don't have Incognito mastered on your phone yet.

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Yeah, I mean, but you know, it's, it's, it's kind of like,
you know, some people just like the sound of vinyl.
You know, they, they want to have the record there.
It just doesn't sound as good these days.
So they they want the original. I do like, I like, I like how
they put vinyl for new albums like you like Luke Combs is like
you can get his album on vinyl. I I didn't even know this was a

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thing. Yeah.
I mean, until a few years ago when, you know, one of the kids
was like, they want a record player.
And I'm like, what the heck are you talking about?
Is like, they find my mom's old collection of Elvis and The
Beatles, you know, and, and it'slike, I don't know.
It's like, you know, whoever, Katy Perry's releasing a new
album and it's in vinyl. And I'm like, really?

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So OK. I'm like, hell, I didn't know
they made record players anymore.
Yeah, it's crazy. And like, you can like, there's
a shop in Pittsburgh, it's called Groove, and it's over in
this area of the city called in Bloomfield.
And they have a bunch of like, record stuff.
And if you don't have a record player, you can buy one there.
Basically. I was like, that is awesome.

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Yeah. I do like some vinyl stuff.
I mean, my parents have a lot oflike old country albums like
Patsy Cline, like Best of Patsy Cline.
My mom does too. Probably several 100 of old
gospel albums and a lot of them she didn't even buy to listen
to. Some of them she picked up at
yard sales and stuff. But there's a lot of old, I mean
old original. Elvis says the big 76 is in

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there. Probably a stack of what were
the not the 30 eights. Yeah, 76.
Yeah, like the the little. The little.
The little one, yeah. I mean, there's a stack of them
probably that's tall now. I'm not even sorted through all
of them yet. They don't have cases or
anything or covers anymore. That's like, I got one behind
you. It's like a it can play like 70,
like the little 30 eights, the big records.

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It can play CDs, tapes, Bluetooth and it's like 100
bucks on Amazon. Well, yeah.
And the cool thing is, is that that is built in the style of
almost like the one that my parents had when I was a kid.
And it it looks the same, you know, squared off faux wood box
with the silver buttons. And it it looks actually very

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similar to the one that we endedup.
Unfortunately, it gave up it's ghost and we had a I had to toss
it, yeah. Yeah, so I remember I used to
work at RadioShack. Oh no, there's a black.
That's like in Blockbuster too, right?
No, I wasn't at Blockbuster. No, but I they, they were still
alive like in like late 2000s, like, so we were, I was working

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there and I remember that's whenI first seen like a record
player. And they're like, yeah, some
people still listen to these. I'm like, oh, that's crazy.
And then it just blew up a couple years later.
I was like, man, they missed out.
Well, now do you recall or you may you're, you're what?
What did you say? You're about 20 years younger
than me, I think. I'm 32. 32, yeah.
So I'm 50. So yeah, pretty much.

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You're born the year I graduatedhigh school.
I imagine 93. 92. 92 OK, I was 93.
But yeah, so my, my original listening was, well, we my mom
had an old Victrola that was thehand crank kind.
And then the 8 tracks. And I remember there was several
of those and some of the cars came in with them back then.

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But one of the first things thatI remember, and he wasn't even,
he didn't even cuss, was there was an 8 track tape that I used
to sneak and listen to of Jerry Clower talking trash.
And it was him on the front sitting on a big pile of trash
in a suit with his legs, you know, and, and I don't know why,
but she'd catch me listen to that.
And she would always make me turn it off.

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And I kind of just came across him decades later.
And I'm like, this guy's as clean as he.
Was super clean. I don't know why.
And he I mean, it's weird though, when you listen to him
it it does sound like a guy who could it's get ready to say some
like healthy stuff and he's not.It's always like super clean

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like innocence like way like over exaggerated stories.
Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, he's he's kind
of like the my papaws used to call my my great uncle.
And he's windy. That's that's what I said.
You know, he's full of wind. He's full of hot air.
That's what he calls. Somebody likes to tell the
tales. I was waiting for a Grade A

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bullshitter. That's what his grandfather
would. Call, right?
Yeah, My papaw wouldn't have said that.
I grew up, man. It's weird.
It's like my dad was the only cusser and and and it wasn't
even that much around. I don't know if mom tamed him or
whatever but I think I heard my dad say fuck like twice, you

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know? And like my entire life.
Yeah, I've never heard my dad like really swear, but like he
has said things cause like he'llbe telling a story and just
repeat what the person said and doesn't realize hey, I should
probably censored myself, right?Yeah, he's just in the middle of
telling the story, and then he just says it and he's like, oh,
Dang, like. Yeah, I should probably censor

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myself. Sorry, I thought.
No, no, you don't. No, it's completely uncensored.
Trust me, I had. I had one guy on.
I literally called it my the filthiest, filthiest episode
I've ever put out 'cause like I think it was talking about
eating ass and shit and I was like, that is disgusting.
I mean, you know, man's got to eat.
Nah, I'm good. I'll starve.

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There's just some things, it's like it ain't worth it.
I just, I'm, I'm, I'm good. That's the forbidden, the
forbidden hole. You don't.
The forbidden hole, the holiest of holies.
Yeah, I like, was it Rodney Carrington had a joke about
that? There was one about, like, Adam
and Eve, and he's like, don't eat the apple.
He's like, all right. He's like, what if I put it in

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her butt? Don't know.
Don't do that either. Actually don't eat it afterwards
either, Especially that. I don't, I remember there's one
he was talking about. He says something and he he
always does that twist. There's something about his
younger girlfriend and he's like, we're fighting over this
and this. And then the next thing you
know, they're Disney World and he's like, well, the next thing
you know, she's leaning over thebalcony and then you're eating
her ass. And I'm just like.

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Rodney had those ones where it'slike he just goes on, like, just
goes off in a tangent and it's like, holy crap.
Yeah, and I grew up hearing him originally on the Bob and Tom
show. And you know, I used to drive a
lot for I was in sales and stuff.
And so I was constantly in the car and like I'll be driving,

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you know, back and forth to workis like 3045 minute commute
every day in the mornings. And then I'd be out running
around. So I'd lose the Bob and Tom, and
I'd always catch him on there. I didn't realize how filthy that
guy was until until much later. Yeah.
Yeah, 'cause you're on radio, terrestrial have to be like
clean and stuff. And my dad found that out, found
out he was dirty by listening tothe Sirius and he was getting, I

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think it was at Raw Dog radio orsomething.
And it was like, Oh my God, thatstuff that you would hear on
there was ridiculous. Yeah, And, and it, it still,
well, it's like kind of like back to what I was saying.
It's like kind of weird. It's like I, I cuss like a
sailor. And it's like, but I still don't
cuss like in front of my family,like on my, my, you know, like

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my aunts and uncles and my mom's, you know, that, that,
that generation above because it's like hardly anything, you
know, and it's like, it still feels kind of like weird.
But now it's, it's I can't imagine that it is just become
that much more part of society that kids are cussing and stuff
more these days. And because, I mean, I've, I've
read my teenage daughter's text.I've heard her say some stuff

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that she didn't know, you know, overhearing, I don't know how
kids talk in middle school. And, you know, and I'm like,
well, we kind of were the boys. I didn't realize some of the
girls were like that. But I don't know if that's just
more prolific these days. Or if there's people that
parents know what's going, what their kids are doing more, we're
like, kind of like in the 80s, you didn't know.

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If they weren't there, they wouldn't know what you did.
They'd hear from somebody else, and maybe that was true.
And I think maybe there's a taboo too.
It's like it's, you know, not what was going on behind closed
doors. You know, it's like, I don't
think maybe our parents were that much different than we
were. Or, you know, I'm a generation
ahead of you. I'm pretty much.
But it's like, I think that thatnow it's just more out in the

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open. We're like, parents don't want
to be hypocrites anymore. They're going to hide behind
the, the, the Bible Belt kind ofstuff, you know, especially
growing up in the South. And maybe it's just where where
I grew up and it was different in other places, but.
That's what like, like I remember like curse.
Like nobody in school swore until like middle school.

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Like it was like 6th grade. It was like, all right, now
we're all to swear like the riteof passage for some reason, but
like no one's I'm like, and I remember like when we went to
high school, like sometimes we like did vo tech.
So you had to ride like the elementary bus home and like
we're riding the elementary bus and you're hearing kids say
stuff way worse than what we didever did.
And it was like what happened between, you know, middle school

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and now, like, what happened? I know well you, you remember
the game like telephone or whatever, you know, pass it on
or whatever. So I remember I was on the
school bus. I was in grade school.
I was maybe first grade, 2nd grade.
And there was this guy, this is no joke.
He, he was literally driving to school in 8th grade.
He'd been held back so many times.
Oh, wow. Yeah.
And but anyway, we're on the same bus and like, it was coming

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to my stop. And I, he was a bully too.
So he always sat kind of near the back and messing with people
and I'd always sit like two or three rows from the front.
And so all of a sudden, like this, the little password, you
know, starts coming down the bus, you know, and he gets to
me. It's like, I can't remember who
it was like so And so was a cocksucker.

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Pass it on. And I'm like, OK, so was a cock
sucker. Pass it on.
So I said, so later that night, my mom's cooking dinner or
something. It's like, mom wants a cock
sucker. It's.
Like you. Know you hear like the the fork
like hit the the plate and and Iswear did you hear that?
I'm like, I just heard it on thebus.
I had no idea what it meant. No idea.

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And so, but yeah, it was other than my dad, it was his favorite
word was God damn it. I mean, that was his thing.
It was everything, God damn it. And that's probably the first
cuss word I ever like really said in out and loud.
I remember I broke my little hammer for my tool kit and my
best friend Phillip, he was there and I said, oh, God damn

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it. He's like, I can't believe you
just said. That I remember one time my
niece like was eating ice cream and she would and she like the
ice cream dripped and hit her toe and she's only like 4 at the
time. But like my brother-in-law had a
habit every time something didn't like work, he would be
like shit or like shoot. Like we hear a girl like and she

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went and you've seen the ice cream drop down and hit her toe
and she just looks at us once shit.
And it was the funniest thing tome because it was just like, it
was just funny seeing this little girl just go.
Shit, I love, I love those videos on the Internet with
those kids like that, you know, they're just completely
repeating what mom and dad said.They don't, they're just saying
it and they're just smiling and laughing.

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I love watching those. They're, they're so cute.
It's like, but I, I don't know. And, and then the older I got,
it's like I realized it's like they're just words, man.
It's like there's no, it's just a word.
It's just a sound that comes outof your face hole.
Yeah, it's weird. I don't understand, like, like,
'cause it's like, how did you come up with that?

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Like someone had to like, you know, someone when they're
developing language somewhere was just like, my head fucking
hurts. And they're like, whoa, yeah,
what is that? Like, what does, what does that
mean? And they're like, what does that
even mean? And he's like, I have no idea
honestly. Yeah, I mean, you know, you
know, the origins of that word, supposedly the the foreign

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lawful carnal knowledge, right. You know, supposedly that's not
even necessarily true. So I don't even know what the
origins are. But you know, I used to have
that conversations like, well, really.
Technically, if you're going as far as the Bible goes, the only
swear word is using the Lord's name in Maine.
And it's like, well, you can't say God damn it, but you can be
like, Oh my Lord. Oh, OK.

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Well, there's no difference. And it's you're still using the
Lord's name in vain. So.
So in hell, I guess. You know, Yeah.
But so that's fine. I realized this.
I mean, it's all just, it's justsocietal stuff.
The whole idea of society annoysme anymore.
Yeah. 'Cause it's one of those like,

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for instance, like, why do I need a passport to go into
another country? Because if society has a big
downfall and like nuclear bombs happen, no one's going to know
if I'm staying in Canada or America, right?
No one's going to know if you'restanding at that point.
No one's going to know if you were in Germany at one point.
Or London. London, you won't know.

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I mean, that's like, yeah, it's like, why do I got to give my
license plate number at my at the at the cheap motel I'm
staying in? Why do you, why do you care?
I don't know my license plate number.
Why do you need to know it? Yeah.
And it's kind of like, are you going to go out and check the
cars? No, you're not, No.
It's like if I if I get murderedand robbed, are you just going
to figure out which one you can fucking steal?
Yeah, I mean. He's not worried about that, but

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meanwhile, what's happening behind the closed doors of every
room here? Yeah, man, I, that was kind of
the interesting thing about thistrip.
I I decided that I was just going to completely rough it.
And it was like, I, I mean, I even threw just a mouse like
hell. I threw a blanket and the pillow
on the back of the, the the truck and was like, I'll sleep
in there. I mean, I don't care.
And but I'm like, you know what,I was like, no, no major change,

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none of this stuff. I'm not staying in any Motel
Sixes. I, I mean, even on the low grade
side. And so I'm like Saint Mary's
Hotel in Saint Mary's, West Virginia.
That's, that's great. That's exactly what I want.
Little roadside neon sign, you know, you pull right up in front
of the door. And so that's kind of the places
I've been staying. Yeah, until you look, until you
watch like any horror movie, andit's like, this is this is

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exactly how it starts. Yeah, yeah.
I mean you know $47 a night you kind of get what you pay for.
That's about the same amount I got to see like one Roach per
dollar literally that I paid. And that's not a no joke I
thought and I wasn't that many but I literally killed like 8
roaches in the hotel room and. That's always fun.
Well, I thought, you know, therethere was there was a Motel 6

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there too. And it was literally the same
price like a national chain. And I was like, no, I'll support
the mom and pop. You know, it's like Saint Mary's
Hotel. You know, it's probably mom and
pop little locally owned, been there for a million years.
And then so I pulled in and said, well, you know, Mom's last
name was like Shawarma or something, you know, So I don't
think she was from around them parts.

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So it wasn't really mom and Pop like I had imagined.
No, that's that's somebody that got bought out because mom and
pop wanted to retire. Yeah, exactly.
And they just said screw it. Took the first offer because the
kids don't want it anymore. Yeah.
No, it was. It was by far not, sorry, Saint
Mary's Hotel, but yeah, you, youneed to fumigate.

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You got a problem. But I wasn't going to complain.
I mean, hey, it's 47 bucks. Man, I, I went into, I was in a
hotel in Ohio once and I think it was like Marion.
Oh yeah, it I walked in there. It looked like Bonanza, like the
the and meanwhile this was like a small hotel.

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So like this is how big their lobby was in grand looking at
like they had a balcony and stuff.
It looked like the freaking Yellowstone Lodge or something.
Yeah, it was like, what the did we need this for this microtel,
like in Ohio? Yeah, who's coming out here?
I feel like everyone just built it and 'cause they were like,
well, it's kind of a little bit of home for you.
For you. And was this a new place or been

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there for years? It's probably one of those old
old like probably. Like the 90s.
Like eighties, 90s. Yeah, I mean, it's like back in
the day, that's the way it used even like before the Interstate
systems. I mean, you, you want to go to
Florida, man? You're, you're getting on US 60
and you're riding your ass all the way down there and it's
going to take you a while. But that's all.

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You had to use these little pullovers with the remember we
got the little silver. The the thing you put the
quarters in on the edge of the bed, the vibrator, right?
Oh, my God. Yeah.
I mean, it makes you laugh though, 'cause it's like me and
my, I think me and my brother were looking at this like if you
watch Smokey and the Bandit now,and if you do the like where
they're going, where they go to Atlanta, to Texarkana and back,

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they're like, you can do that ina day.
Like it's really not that much time.
And it's like, yeah, but that's now with all the highways and
stuff, they don't have the same.I don't know, it might have been
the same roads. A lot of it you can see in the
movie was filmed, but not very much was filmed on, on that
'cause, you know, I guess the cause the Interstate system man

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was, still was still pretty, pretty infantile even in the in
the 70s. I mean, yeah, 'cause it really
didn't get started till after World War 2, you know, during
World War 2 or, you know, to move military stuff all easier,
you know, around the country. But it was still, I will say it

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was I, I say it was toddler stage at that point.
So there was still a lot of. A lot of back.
A lot of non connecting, you know, like you'd be able to
catch a four lane from here to there and then you got to get on
a 60 mile stretch 2 lane just toget the next 4 lane.
And I'm like, how many truckers are actually trucking?
Or like how many cops are actually really checking the
load if they pulled you over? But then again, I wouldn't think

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about that. Yeah, I I don't know about that.
I know in coal trucking they were bad for weight limits.
Well, that's different, like weight limits I could see, but I
get, well, yeah, I guess it's liquid to, you know, liquid in
cans. So I could see why they would be
like, I want to see what you're hauling.
Well, I think it's like, I thinkthe main reason is, is that

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Cletus was doing 90 mile an hour.
He's like, I didn't know his truck do 90 mile an hour.
You know, I tell the judge goingto throw the book at you, boy.
I love when he just when they'relike, hey, listen, they got us
blocked off. I guess we lost and he's like,
Nope, because I'm blown right through it.
And he's which I'm like again. Do you think once you get out of
the truck and park and park, don't you think that they would

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already like like the the goods are gone Now it's evidence like
the cops are going to come in and take the beer away.
So like it's still a wasted drip.
You didn't really complete the. I mean, you did, but you didn't.
Yeah, I mean, it's not like theyshowed up at the fairgrounds.
It wasn't like it was private property, right?
Yeah. So, but yeah, I mean the the the

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whole absurdity of that is like.Literally because beer was made
on one side of the river, not the other.
Yeah, it's Coors. Yeah.
And it was about something to dowith the distribution.
And like back in Ohio back in the day, they used to make what
my daddy's call it 32 beer, which was like, I think 3.2% was

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like the highest alcohol contentit could be, or something like
that. That was as high as they can
make. Yeah.
And so like if they wanted to get stronger beer, they'd have
to come across over to Kentucky or West Virginia or somewhere
there in the tri-state area because Ohio had that 32 beer
law. And I may be completely wrong on
that, but I. I don't know, 'cause it's like
as as part of you like would hate the 70s because like the

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laws are different then and but also at the same time, you kind
of wish you could go back. Oh, I mean man, I I.
Things are a lot simpler. You don't have to worry about
stuff like there's not, Oh no, Igot to pay the Internet bill.
No, you have Free TV. Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
And, you know, it's like my, my daughter's 15 and you know, like

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she's really getting into that stranger things.
Like, you know, she loved the stranger things like, Oh my God,
it's just like, that'd be so cool to grow up back then.
I'm like, that's exactly when I grew.
Up I did grow up I. Grew up in the 80s, so I was
born in 1975. OK.
It's like, yeah, I mean, I couldhave been one of those kids.
Yeah, You want to really hurt someone's feelings, tell them
that if Marty McFly, if they didrebooted Back to the Future and

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Marty McFly went back in time the same time as Marty did,
like, you know, like the same amount of years, it would only
be like 95. It'd be 1995.
Oh, yeah, from 85 to 55, yeah. 30 years it'd be, yeah.
But it's, it's crazy you like toeven think of that because I'm
like, look at how bad, how big of a jump things were from the

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80s to the 50s in terms of vehicles, technology,
everything. I feel like it it's not as big
of a jump going from 2025 to 95,I don't think it would be that
big of a jump like too much. I think more things happened.
Right. Yeah, there.
I mean, there's been a lot of technology that has really

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increased as far as like the computer chips, the
supercomputing and things like that.
Because, you know, you think about it, we went, you know,
they went from, you know, the bicycle to the, you know, Kitty
Hawk, NC, you know, the Wright brothers.
And then in 40 years we're dropping bombs on Hiroshima, you

(25:32):
know, and then we're putting a man on the moon 20 years after
that, 25 years after that, supposedly, allegedly maybe.
But then all of a sudden it's like the jump is happening like
so fast that you know, it's the the technology advancements in
the past 120 years have exceededwhat they did, I think in the

(25:53):
5000 years prior to that. Right.
That's why it's like, it's, I don't know, I have AI, don't
know what my theory is on it, but it's like, I don't know, I
view time differently now as I get older and I hate it 'cause
it's very, it's, it's very sad. Like now it's like I understand
why all adults were miserable askid, like as a kid, like, oh,
why are they never happy and whythey never want to have fun?

(26:14):
Yeah, 'cause everyone's miserable, I think.
See, I I was I, I was not miserable as a kid at all.
Oh really? No, but not as a kid.
But I'm like seeing the adults like adults.
Like we're always no nonsense. Oh yeah, yeah.
I mean you. Get it?
Because it's like. Yeah, because, yeah, I get it
now. Because there's, you know, when,

(26:36):
you know, when you, when you're the worker and you know, and you
know, you got back then, you know, you mostly, you know, you
got moms taking care of the house.
Dad's outside the house working.And you know, my dad, I mean, he
he would get up and he would leave the house at four, 4:30 in
the morning and we'll come home to seven, 8:00 that night.
I mean, literally, we'll take a shower and the shower will be
black with coal dust falling to the bed and wake up and do it

(26:58):
again. And then the weekends were spent
working on servicing the truck so we can go back and do it all
again. So I get it while he was
grouchy, you know, but I, you know, as far as you know, me, I
was, I was an only child. So it's where I was in my head a
lot with my imagination. But I, you know, I grew up in
the country. I was out in the woods 90% of

(27:19):
the time, you know, playing GI Joe and Rambo and, you know,
shit like that. But which I think that's a
problem that kids don't have that now is that there's too
much of their fingertips. There's no sense of wanting to
learn. AI is slowly killing it.
Yeah. Like they even did a study I
seen where they was like AI, like they had these kids like

(27:43):
use AI and stuff and they were tracking their brain waves and
they're like the drop in their activity like is like 40%.
Like it's ridiculous. Like how much you less of your
brain you use using AI than you do anything else.
And it's like, well, it's supposed to be a tool.
Like you don't have to use it like to do everything.

(28:04):
And that's the problem. But if you're supposed to use it
the right way as a tool, then yeah, it'll be fine.
Yeah, and, and I, I try to, if when I, when I use it and have
conversations, I try to engage with it.
I try to get it all messed up. You know, all I can ask it crazy
questions and, and, or like seriously, it'd be like, you
know, is it's like, you know, itcan engage in kind of human like

(28:24):
conversation in a lot of ways. But you throw, I try to throw
some tricks at it sometimes justto see how it'll react.
But I think kids right now, and I did see this on the news or
somewhere that the statistics, it's like most people are just
using it like, you know, what's the capital of France, you know,
or how tall is the Eiffel Tower.I mean, they're using it like an
advanced form of Google and not really what it's there for.

(28:48):
But all that stuff. Even with the Google and
everything, I think it takes away the kids sense of wonder
these days. It's like, you know, you just
don't even, it's like it's just too easy to figure things out.
It's like I, I would do it to mydaughter, but dad, how do I do
this? I'm like, put your phone down
and figure it out. I mean, it's what steps do you

(29:08):
need to take? Get from A to B to C and make
your solution. You know, you got to do this to
get to there. What do you have to do?
Don't Google it, figure it out. You know, which I think that's a
problem a lot of kids have thesedays is it's just too easy.
And boy, they're going to be unless, unless the robot
overlords are running the, the the companies by then, they're
going to get real surprised whenthey find some old freaking, you

(29:32):
know, guy that came out of the Gulf War who's their manager at
the plant. And don't take no bullshit.
And, you know, they get in thereand get that job and they're
like. Oh yeah, that that's just it.
There's a, there's a distinct wake up call from when you work
retail. Like it's, it's like as soon as
you quit your job and you go into retail, it is the worst

(29:53):
because like you're going to encounter that one nasty
customer that you're not used to, someone screaming in your
face. And it's like, then you're and
no one prepares you for that. Like they don't tell you that at
the job, like, hey, you're goingto deal with some bad customers
or you know, you're going to have to deal with that.
They don't tell you that. They just like, Oh no, they're
thank God there's a body here. Yeah, and and you know, at

(30:17):
Walmart, and it's getting to thepoint where they do they, they
can't even man the damn unmannedregisters anymore.
It's like you walk in there and half of those damn things are
closed and you're like, you wantme to check myself out for God's
sakes. And you know, you can't hire
somebody. But yeah, but those poor kids,
man, that work retail and I, I don't know what's wrong with the
people that are like that. And I've been that guy.

(30:39):
I have been that guy. I try not to yell at people but.
Oh, my timer never went off. Oh, I gotta check the camera.
I'll be right back. We might have lost some good
stuff. And we're back, yeah.
We're back. Yeah, we lost like about 30
seconds. It was probably as a nine
bullshit anyway. Yeah, it's all right.
It I always, I have like a stockfoot image that I throw up and

(31:00):
it's just like exactly, it's like, we'll be right back.
We're Adam Ray. He still goes.
We'll be right back. We'll be right back.
We'll stay right here. He does the best Doctor Phil man
I get. I'm so mad because that's like,
by the way, if anyone hears anything running in the
background it's my AC and I don't know enough about editing
to to cut that out so. It's.

(31:22):
Hotter than it's hotter than. Ball sack in here.
Yeah, it's it's July in Pittsburgh.
Yeah, yeah. It's I, I, I thought of, I
thought the drones were back, but no, it was just the
mosquitoes down there by the river.
Oh my God. And The thing is, I'm facing
away from that like what's making all the noise, the return
air over there. Well, these are nice

(31:42):
microphones, so you know, it's just like.
Oh yeah, these are these are shore mikes.
Yeah, they should do a pretty good job.
Yeah, so my bite my buddy told me, like when I was doing the
podcast, I bought a basic starter kit and he's like, make
sure you upgrade your mics because you guys, it'll sound a
lot better just by doing that. And then I was like, yeah, but

(32:03):
those mics are 120 bucks and this doesn't make money.
Right, right. No, it just makes my family
disappointed in me. I know, right?
It's like, you know, it's like there's always got to be a black
sheep man. And it's like I'm finally the
point is like, just embrace it. Just embrace who you are.

(32:23):
That's. It's weird, 'cause it's like I,
you come from mostly a blue collar.
I come from mostly a blue collarfamily.
Yeah, me too. Yeah.
And it's like, you know, where art, you know, if you said you
wanted to be in the drama club, they would be calling you some
names and inferring that, you know, there's no sense in saving
up for a wedding anytime soon. Right.

(32:45):
You know, so it's like, you know, when you're used to that
and you tell them, hey, I tell jokes, but you're not funny.
And it's like, oh, thanks. I appreciate that coming from
you, mom. That's like, you know, I, I,
that was one of those things like I, I got, I, I did the
drama club and stuff in high school and I, I don't know what
got me into it, but probably a girl.

(33:07):
I I'm sure. Well, it's like, you know, hey,
like there's a bunch of cool 80smovies and shit like.
Yeah, you know, it's like. Those guys act it's it must be
cool. And, and it was one of those
things where I think you could it was a cool class.
Like all your friends wanted to take the teacher was pretty
cool, you know, So it was, it was kind of like totally
inappropriate by today's standards.
I mean, you know, it's like we go over to the guy's house and

(33:29):
hang out on the weekends and play like Monopoly and shit, you
know which, but the guy was like, he was like 23, the
teacher and we were like 17 or 18 or, you know, it's like, not
like there's a huge age gap, butbut that's kind of like, I guess
what might got me into it. But I, I don't know, it was just

(33:51):
one of those things I kind of did as a hobby on the side.
And then I just dropped it for like years and years.
And like, I was like was kind oflike the the funny guy, you
know, or the sarcastic, you know, I was, I was the smart ass
guy, you know, holding court like would make keep people
laughing and things like that. But, you know, I never ever

(34:12):
really thought about like getting on stage and actually
doing it until like the past fewyears.
And I think it's just because a lot of people in my life was
telling me it's like, that's just not funny.
And I'm like, no, you just don'tfucking get it.
Yeah, you know, it is funny. You just didn't get it.
Yeah, that's what it's like SNL and stuff.
So it's like, you know, you watch all that and it's like,

(34:32):
man, I want to. It'd be so cool to do that.
Like for as a job. Yeah.
And everybody's like, yeah, but that's not going to work out for
you. Like you're not that kind of
type. It's like, oh damn.
And now it's like, oh, then you find out.
Oh yeah, it could have been thattype if I would have just did
what I wanted to do instead of listening to people.
Right. Yeah.

(34:52):
Or I mean. Give it a shot.
It's like, you know, you're, you're never going to you're,
you know, 100% of short putts never go in.
You know, that's the golf in reference.
You know, I was really thinking the Michael Jordan 1 was.
Going to come out, they miss 100shots.
You don't miss 100% of the shotsyou don't take, right?
Yeah, no. I use a lot of golf euphemisms,

(35:14):
you know, but I think that's a euphemism.
I may use that word wrong. I don't know.
But but yeah. And that's kind of like where,
where, where I've, I've found myself.
It's just like, you know, I've, you know, I've done all the
other things that I mean, not all the things I've wanted to
do, you know, made a whole lot of mistakes on the way.
But it's like, you know, past 5-6 years, it's just like I've,

(35:38):
I've, I've, I've been felt like I've been like somebody else,
you know, And it's like I've gotthe opportunity now where I'm
just like, you know, I, I can goexplore some other things and,
you know, kind of get back and find out.
Well, OK, am I all these things that people's told me I am or,
or am I something what I thoughtI might have been able to do,

(35:59):
you know? Yeah.
And it's been fun. I'm it's, you know, early on,
but it's been been fun so in. Being from Kentucky and my buddy
will kill me if I don't ask this.
How far are you from Harlan? Kentucky.
Harlan. Hour, 45 hour.

(36:20):
You know somewhere that walking not not too far every time you
meet somebody from Kentucky. Like justified pops in your head
and it's like how far away? OK.
I mean, that's a good. Show, but it is such bullshit,
OK? There's no scrub crack.
There's no scrub grass in deserthills in Harlan, KY.
You know, like where they're filming.
They're you know, they're you start watching.

(36:41):
You start watching. And you're like, wow, that's the
same place that wow Kentucky. Looks a lot like Hazard.
County and yeah, yeah, I mean, it's like.
That looks like Once Upon a timein Mexico.
You know, it's like, yeah. So I mean, it was cool,
especially because where I live in Lexington, you know,

(37:02):
Lexington's like the the town, the second biggest town in the
state, and they always talk about Lexington.
Yeah, it. Is cool some local references.
You know, things like that, which was always neat, but then
it's like, OK, all right, we're going to run down the Harwins.
Like, you know, 20 minutes laterand I'm like, dude, this is like
a fucking 2 hour drive man. You know, you know, just hopping
up to Lexington and back down toHarlem.

(37:22):
Like they're right next door to each other.
So the first episode was. Actually filmed in the town that
I I'm from Washington, PA OK, the scene where Walton Goggins
is like robbing the bank in the first episode and does like AU
turn in the middle of the road. That's literally the newspaper
office in Washington, PA Oh, OK,cool.

(37:43):
Like the old like off newspaper building.
And I think they feel like when he's walking through the
airport, they just used the David Lawrence Convention Center
in Pittsburgh instead of using an airport.
They just used that because it looked when you go in the
hallways, it looks like an airport, right?
Yeah. I.
Mean this is Hollywood magic, man.
It's like, it's like the to my knowledge, the only thing that

(38:09):
was that was specifically shot for Justified in Kentucky was
the the opening montage where the like the plane is flying
down the holler over the actual city of Harlan and through that
way. Now the I think the guy that
played the radio announcer on one of the episodes that did

(38:30):
like he was it was just like they were listening to the radio
or something like that. He was actually the radio guy
from back in Harlan that they brought in to do that.
But that's pretty much the only Kentucky roots that it has.
Yeah. I don't know why shows just
don't. Shoot in the city, like in the
town that they're going to. You know, when you're an actor,
you admit like, you take on the job, like, you can easily fly

(38:53):
back and forth. Like, the same way I have to
commute to work, you should haveto commute to work, too.
Not just like, oh, I live in LA and we film everything here
because I live here. Yeah.
No, I I think it's different in movies.
Well, plus you got depending on where you're where the, where
the movies are going to get the big tax, the biggest tax
credits, you know, where they'regoing to get the biggest
adjustments to, to help them film cheaper.

(39:15):
But you know, I could take longer to film too.
Yeah. And.
It's like, you know, I can understand, you know, if you're.
On if you're on location and you're shooting a movie, like
you want to shoot a movie in this particular town where
something occurred, then you know, you're there for, you
know, 2-3 weeks, whatever, not abig deal.
But like if you're shooting a, aweekly series, I mean, I can
imagine, you know, nobody's going to want to move away for

(39:36):
that long. I mean, but I mean, they did it
for The Walking Dead. We need that in Georgia.
Do you know why Magnum Pi even? Exists.
No. Hawaii 5 O.
Got cancelled, OK, and the studio didn't want to close out
their film office and they're like, do we have an idea for a
show set in Hawaii? Book them Danno And there's
Magnum Pi. No shit.

(39:57):
And actually there's rumor. Well.
There's a theory on YouTube and it's it's very thin, very thin
on most. Of them are that.
Magnum take in in Hawaii 5 O take place in the same universe
because they're both CBS shows at the time and they're both set

(40:19):
in Hawaii. And it's like, well, if he
interacts with police and they talk about 5 OS coming like
they've mentioned it, there's AIthink when he's in a helicopter,
he's talking to someone and theysaid 5 there's a reference to
five O and everybody's like, is that who you know?
Is he talking about those guys? And I don't know.

(40:40):
Well, I mean 5 O. Is is is typically the like the
term for the police anyway, right.
Yeah, I don't is that, I don't know why I just said it's it's
just stretched. That was, that was pretty thin,
yeah. Well, like I think knight.
Riders shit on the Dukes of Hazard in one episode.
Oh really? There's an episode there's.
An episode. There he's racing these two
rednecks, driving an orange Charger and it's kits out doing

(41:05):
them in every way. Yeah, I'm going to get you Bo
dupe. It's crazy.
That's the principle from. Boy Meets World.
You didn't know that. I've never seen Boy Meets World
that. That that is beyond my age range
of when I was watching that kindof stuff.
That's true because like, we like.
It would have been like my growing up show, like the 90s.

(41:26):
Yeah, you guys, It wouldn't be yours Saved by the Bell either.
No, no, I mean I. Saved by the Bell was a little
bit in my time frame, but you know, Friends was the the big
thing that came out I think in what, 90?
My sister loved Friends. So yeah, it came out.
That was the whole big thing. You know, in those days, I used

(41:47):
to live Cheers. I mean, I grew up watching
Cheers Night Court, the company,they always said my second.
Oldest brother they his nicknameat the titanium plant we worked
at. They said he looked like Bull
from Night Court because he'd always like.
Ball like. Clean shaven Richard Mall is the
man. 'S name and he is actually in

(42:07):
the same fraternity I am. He's a fraternity brother,
believe it or not. Not in the same school.
He's older, obviously, but yeah.Richard Mall.
God, I don't know. Whatever happened to the guy?
Did you watch that reboot in Night Court?
With Eric. Head is and then yeah, I heard
it was actually pretty funny. Like it?
Actually wasn't terrible, but like and I kind of like touched

(42:30):
on the old show, like in a good way.
Yeah, I think I. Watched one episode, but to be
honest, I've not watched networkTV and I can't tell you how
much, how long. Oh yeah, it's like it.
It just got to the point where anything that I wanted to watch,
like the series and stuff, I could just go binge them down on
Hulu or somewhere. That's why I just do everything
on Hulu. Yeah, like there's no sense of
me watching a live show unless it's something I'm only going to

(42:52):
be able to see one time ever, right?
Even reward shows, I can wait. Wait till the next day and watch
them. Yeah, yeah.
Watch it on YouTube, whatever. And it's like that YouTube is
probably 90% of what I watch most nowadays.
The production on new Youtubes are getting outrageous as far as
like the quality and like the. I can't wait for those award
shows. To go away.
Oh my God. I.

(43:13):
Think they're done because? They used to have credibility
like in the 90s and stuff. Like my brother, we used to
watch all the CMA awards. Early 2000s, we watch all the
awards and now you're watching it.
You're like, you start seeing all the studio bullshit and all
the big label stuff and it's like, oh, this is just a Dick
show sucking show. Like everyone's just showing

(43:35):
each other their Dicks here and being like, all my music did
better. No, my music's better.
And it's like, what if I didn't like him?
Like, what if I don't like his musics?
Then that word doesn't mean shit.
Yeah, it's and plus. It's like, and we would like to
thank the Cuyahoga Indians for allowing us to use their land
for this award show tonight. And Bill Maher's like, either

(43:57):
shut the fuck up or get it back.You know?
It's like, we don't, you know, It's like, Oh my God, it's like,
I love. I do like Bill Maher.
I. I didn't like him for a long
time. And then I started listening to
him, like when he started doing his podcast.
Yeah. And like he would, he did a
couple of shows on Joe Rogan andstuff, and he started to come
around to him like, OK, like, he's got some good points.

(44:18):
I I used to watch. His old politically incorrect on
HBO back in the day and you knowthe one that was on TV because.
They said it was ATV one and then he got got cancelled
because he must have touched on a topic they didn't like.
I can't remember, I thought it started.
HBO. Did it start TV and then HBO?
I thought it was TV, then HBO. Maybe.

(44:40):
Maybe because I. I remember, maybe it was I, I
can't remember what network I watched it on, but you know that
we're talking back in the 90s and, you know, or early 2000s,
whenever it was. And, you know, I've always, you
know, I think me and you and a couple of guys were having a
conversation last night. It's like, you know, I've always
leaned fairly, you know, liberalsocially, you know, but I've a

(45:03):
little more conservative on a fiscal, fiscal side.
And, and he's, you know, definitely left, you know,
definitely farther left than I am.
But he's reasonable. And you know, he's never been
like, OK, I'm not just blindly following the herd.
You know, I'll, I'll at least put some thought into this.

(45:26):
And, and he's definitely more centrist.
You know, like I said, he's farther off center than I am.
I mean, I give you props for like actually.
Trying to like he recognized, hey, there's a divide here and
I'm going to try my part in trying to fix it.
Yeah, where it's like, I'm goingto have the conversation.
Like he's trying to have the conversations that people don't

(45:49):
want you to have. It's like when when he had
dinner with Trump. At the White House and and he
was like, oh, everybody's like kicking my ass on that dude the
most, too. And he's like, everybody's
kicking my. Ass, you know, because they're
saying oh, you just need to telleverybody what a piece of shit
he is. He's like I'm not because he
wasn't he said it was a nice dinner.
It was engaging. He listened.

(46:10):
We had nice conversations. You know, he's just a fucking
dude and you know, he's so many people I think are owned by
their ideology that they've forgotten even.
Well, he said it best. He was just like.
Because he's playing a character.
He is, that's who he is. Because when he's on live TV, he
goes, that's not really him. He goes when he goes.

(46:33):
The guy I met behind closed doors, completely different dude
than you see on TV. He goes, I because I didn't hold
back. He's I spoke and I was like,
hell yeah, dude. Like that's like, I respect
that. Like, hey, you have a problem
with somebody and you went thereto go actually directly talk to
them. They don't call it political
theater. For nothing.
I mean, that's what it is. That's literally what it is.

(46:55):
Like it's all. And it's funny 'cause it's like
it all goes, everything that's wrong with everything now goes
all the way back to George Washington's warnings before he
left being president. It was like 1.
Don't get involved in foreign affairs, porn porn affairs.

(47:16):
Both actually, I would say. Both OK because.
Hey, there's some. Weird shit out there.
There's some weird. Shit out.
There's some Washington lovers. He's like, he's like put that
wig on for me in the wooden teeth in.
Oh, sorry, foreign affairs. Sorry, I don't know.
It sounded like you said porn affairs.
I was like, dude, it's like, it's like, yeah, I was like, I'm
in the. Cosplay boat and she's asking me

(47:37):
if she wants me to wear the George Washington wig.
It's just going to be. It's like, it's like.
I got a nose full of powder honey and like, can we take this
off now? Yeah, and not the powder.
I. Wanted.
I'm sorry. Go ahead.
What was this warning of? It was like, don't get involved
in foreign affairs. I can't remember.
It's like foreign. Affairs.

(48:00):
It was about like, don't get oh.Damn, I can't remember what it.
Was but there was two other oneslike he had that it was like, oh
this is all things that we have issues with.
Don't shit where you eat. I think it was like stupid taxes
and that's all we do. I don't know.
I remember, I remember in high school.

(48:22):
But like, we've we've hit that age of like we do forget, forget
shit. Yeah, it's like.
You know, the whole thing of us coming, you know, going up
against the British taxation without representation, right?
I mean, that goes on a million times fold right now, I think.
Yeah, 'cause no one it's. Weird.
You Rep you elect people to represent you and to speak with

(48:46):
how you feel, but how many people actually speak about how
we're feeling? Like you know the.
Politicians that. Are like you either you either
have the Super far right ones that are like the Super MAGA
ones that they're saying stuff that nobody agrees with, like
like even like their own people are like that.

(49:06):
That was a stretch for for us. Yeah, Mike Pence.
Yeah, like that was a stretch. For us and then you have stuff
that the liberal people like there's even like like, hey,
that's two left for even us. What are you talking about?
Like that doesn't represent any of how we feel.
So it's like no one's actually representing what people feel.
No. And it's like the the.

(49:27):
Seems like the ones with the loudest voices and the whatever
are the ones getting hurt. But but think about the taxes
too, though. I mean, think about how stupid
they are. It's like, you know, we were
just talking about these. I just got that that vehicle,
right. It's a used car.
It was sales tax was paid on it when it was bought.
I paid sales tax on it. It had an owner.

(49:48):
I'm its third owner. If I sell it to you tomorrow,
you're going to pay sales tax onit again.
And I've had it for two weeks. You can sell it a week later
it's going to get taxed again, but it's the same item.
Same everything is there. The states are just collecting,
no? How about you own land?
Right. You bought this land and you pay
for it, but every year you got to pay the government because

(50:09):
you really don't own this land. You actually technically just
rent it off of us. Well, motherfucker, who told you
that you owned it? Like I know and it's like.
You're you familiar with a guy named Neil Bortz?
He was a conservative radio host.
He retired. Probably maybe 10 years ago, but
I used, well, he was a libertarian actually, you know,

(50:32):
he he, he wrote a book called the Fair Tax Book and it was
common sense tax. It's not like a flat tax.
It's a fair tax. Like like, well, you know, it's
like, OK, well, you buy a car and like, so the you, you pay
sales tax on it when it's new. OK, that's it.

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It's like, you know, they got, they've already paid taxes on
the Bolts that built it. They paid taxes on the shipping
that brought it. They paid taxes on every piece
that got it there. The consumer pays their taxes,
they use it, it's theirs, they own it.
And after that, same as houses, like there's no more property
taxes every year. It's like if and they're like,
well, that's unfair because billionaires aren't going to pay
their share. Bullshit.

(51:14):
They're not. How much more taxes is it going
to cost you buy a $20,000 car for billionaire buyers?
A a, a, a Gulf Stream, you know,they're paying the same, they're
paying the same amount of tax, 10% or whatever the amount was,
and then everybody pays it flat across the board and the
property tax. Like you can make up for that
because if you're taxing people who at a higher tax bracket, not

(51:38):
saying, you know, but I'm just saying if you're going to make
it, if you're going to get rid of property tax, then you make
up for it in other ways. Yeah, I mean, you can tax the.
Services, which they're doing now.
Kentucky just started taxing forservices in the past few years.
So like, you know, used to like landscaping mate service, you
know, anything like that. Plumbers, that's all taxed.
That's all taxed now. So they so not only on your

(52:01):
plumber that's in your bill now he's got a tax on 6% state sales
tax. That's insane, Yeah.
So that's why now you find. A lot of these people that
they're not, they don't want to deal with you if, if you're
paying cash and they, they don'twant to have to deal with the
books, man. They, I mean, it's like it's

(52:21):
just too much. And I've been there and I've
done it, dude. Trust me.
It was like, well, I have a mattress and furniture business
and it got to the point where, you know, I would, if I'd sell
somebody mattress, then yeah, you got to pay sales tax.
It's a product. Yeah.
If I deliver it for you, I got when it switched to where I was
going to start charging you sales tax on a delivery.
So I'm like, dude, just 25, justcash money, man.

(52:44):
When you get there, I'm, I mean,that's what I that's what I
would have said, you know, if I was doing things not by the
book. But of course, I mean, I always
did everything by the book. And charge sales tax for all the
services. Yeah, right.
But honest business. But that's all the people we
have. On here honest business but it
it totally screws. A lot of the little people who

(53:06):
don't have the infrastructure and they don't have the
capabilities to, you know, hire that accountant or they don't
have the abilities to, to, to learn how to use QuickBooks and
they don't have all that crap. You know, it's just like the guy
that's mowing your lawn. I mean, if, if a 16 year old kid
comes and mows your lawn and it's 25 bucks, he's supposed to
file. He's supposed to file that with
the state. Now they tax on it.
Imagine being a kid now growing.Up and you want to start a lawn

(53:29):
care business and all your neighbors have those little AI
robots that cut their grass like.
Those things are. Pieces of I.
Mean, I mean, I'll have to see those actually do the job.
I but I mean they're they are. Like a bigger machine.
So it's not like just a Roomba, like going out there and Oh no,
no, yeah, yeah, I've seen them. I've heard they do well, but I

(53:50):
mean. It's also, you got to figure
what kind of yard it's cut. Yeah.
Like it's not going to do hay fields.
No, no. I mean, it's, you know.
It would be cool though, yeah. I mean.
What's the limit on those? 8th acre, quarter acre maybe?
Who knows? And what you know I mean.
And it's like depending on some yards.
Like some yards are all downhill, some yards are all
uphill, right? No, I mean.

(54:12):
You know, we, I've got one of those little Shark robot
vacuums, you know, it goes and runs around the house and
empties itself and all that stuff and it does fine.
It's like, how's this? What's this thing going to do?
Is it going to go? I think that's what it does, I
think. It it they said like it, I think
you have it scheduled. So like, it'll go out, cut the
grass, but like it leaves its charging port, goes out, maps

(54:34):
your area, then goes off that map every time and cuts around
that way and then pull, pull itself back in, put it back, put
it back on charge. Yeah, I don't see those in
action. Especially in the country yard.
I mean, it might work for a little small like suburban lawn,
you know, or something like that.
You know, nicely fenced or. Yeah, I don't know.

(54:54):
I'd have to see one of those things in action before I trust
it, because I don't trust that damn robot either.
It didn't know, You know, it doesn't know to dodge dog shit
sometimes. It's like, you know, it it.
It made more of a mess. One day I'll just.
I won't go into the details, butyou get the idea.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh. It was a smear, a big smear.
Just painted paint. Paint the floor.
Yeah, yeah. You're just like, Oh my God.

(55:14):
Who's painted the floor? With peanut butter.
That's not. That's not.
Peanut, not peanut butter. Oh God.
Oh, OK. It's almost time to go check.
Well, we got 3 minutes, 3 minutes.
Probably have to check the camera.
All right. Do you want?
To end on dog shit for this break or yeah, we'll end on dog
shit. All right, sounds.
Cool. All right.

(55:35):
And we're back. Yeah.
So yeah, we got we're going to. Wrap it up after this last
segment. That's cool.
We have a 9:00. That's what I'm saying.
We have an open mic to hit at 10:00 since according to AI at
least, right? And I still got a beer.
And a half to drink. Oh well.

(55:57):
Yeah. I mean, whenever you want to
wrap it up, man, we can wrap it up.
Yeah, I mean, well, we can talk.Some more because I do want to
like, you know, I feel like it'sto be wrong to have someone on
Kentucky on and not talk about Wheeler Walker for a little bit,
you know, and here's the scary thing.
I'm not going to be able to tellyou nothing about him.
You probably know more about himthan I do.
Oh, really? Yeah.

(56:20):
I've been so far out of like themusic scene and stuff like that.
As far as new stuff now I'm saying that's like 20. 17 I
think he came out, yeah. I mean heard some of his songs.
You know, and they're funny. Oh yeah.
And you know, you heard the songSummers in Kentucky that.
Maybe he's. Like some people smoke.

(56:41):
Meth, it's about right, yeah. But yeah, it's like I've heard
some of his stuff. It's, it's rough.
Oh yeah, it's, it's definitely. Rough.
And it's like, but I, I guarantee you know more about it
than I do. It's like as someone who grew up
on Rodney. Carrington, when I say it's
rough, it's rough like yeah, Andthat, that's what I.

(57:05):
Never got it was like you know my soon to be ex-wife you know
she would like laugh her ass offand send me this stuff and like
think it was just the most filthiest vile thing in the
world. You know that it like, and she's
laughing and I'm just like, OK, I, I just told like a pedophilia
joke and you're, you're like, Ohmy God, that's all offense.

(57:26):
And I'm like, what the fuck? Well, I mean, where's where's
the bar set here? You know, it's because, like,
people know you and they. Don't really know them like
that. That's the weird thing about
doing comedy, man, is like people don't like they think
they know you. Like you have to let people
think they know you when they really don't know you.
Because it's like, I could, I want to say, I want to say vile

(57:46):
shit sometimes, but I'm like. If I do that.
Everyone's going to hate me because it's not really how I
feel. It's just funny things I think
about. And in the shower, like, you
know, Yeah, yeah. And it's just like.
Yeah, I mean, I would never think of, you know, doing the

(58:06):
things I wouldn't think if they really happened.
That's that's why it's called like the the, you know, the
absurdity. I mean, that's what the whole
point is. It's like, it's yes, it could be
offensive, but it's like, but it's so absurd.
You know, people have got to step back and and realize that,
you know, this guy doesn't thinkthis.

(58:28):
But I mean, everybody's got thatdark shit going inside their
mind. And it's like everybody, nobody
wants anybody to know what they're really thinking.
Yeah, as I say, nobody, you're not a.
Single person, did you ever listen to Billy?
Gardell. Yes, he had that.
One joke he's like. Did you ever have a bad thought
in church? And it's like, as soon as you
do, you laugh because you're notsupposed to.

(58:49):
That's what's funny about it. Like you're not supposed to have
bad thoughts in church. He is.
But when you do, it's hilarious.Oh yeah.
I mean I. I would, yeah.
I was like, never much of A churchgoer.
It was like anytime that I wouldbe drugged to the Catholic Mass
or something like that. Oh yeah.
I mean, my God, it's like, it's like.

(59:12):
Yeah, it's like that. Sounds like Barbara.
Ann Barbara Ann. So, you know, it's like, and,
and like, I'd be like, you know,I'd start snickering, you know,
I was like, but so it was like the comedies that you grew.
Up with like what was your like?Go to like like movies that made
you laugh. Movies wise, man, it's like, you

(59:34):
know, like we were talking earlier, I mean like the Smokies
and the Smokey and the Bandit, the Clint Eastwood and the
monkey and, you know, any which way, any which I'm sorry, the
ape, any which way, but loose any which way you can, you know,
those movies, Yeah. The.
Just, you know, the weird science in the the little bit

(59:58):
later into the 80s, you know, because, well, a lot of these
movies I watched, you know, all about the same time, you know,
because like with smoking ban and things like that came out.
I was like 5-6 years old, you know, if, if even that old, not
even. And so I started, we didn't have
a way to watch them. You know, we didn't get a VCR
until probably 8485. Tapes are expensive.

(01:00:19):
Yeah. And I didn't know how.
Much video. Like, cassette tapes cost until
I was watching the thing about Blockbuster and they were
talking about why rental movie rental stores even were a thing
is because, yeah, to own the tape was like 70 bucks.
Yeah, like ridiculous. Like price.
Yeah. And it's not just the tape.

(01:00:39):
It's it's this is the the value of the tape of what you're going
to get off of it. But it's like I, I won two
things in my life. Yeah, you know when and I was
both a kid. I won a Nintendo and I already
had one, so I had a backup because they were pieces of
shit, you know? And and I won a year
subscription, a year of free rentals.

(01:01:02):
It was like 3 rentals a week or something like that to this
local movie place called The Movie Warehouse in Paintsville,
KY. And they had a drawing I put my
name in and I won a year of freerentals.
And that was just like, Oh my God, I hit the jackpot, man.
Yeah, it is like, but you know, like yo, if we could sub two
VCRS we can. Actually record this movie and

(01:01:23):
style. Nobody ever did that.
Nobody ever did that. What are you talking about?
My grandfather had this FBI. Warning man, they give.
You serious? Well, my grandfather died.
What he would do is he'd buy a bunch of blank tapes and then
record everything off ATV. So you had he had all these
movies and never paid for a single one.

(01:01:44):
It was hilarious. Like I remember I watched this.
He had movies like the Gods Mustbe Crazy.
Oh yes, and just has it recordedoff a like cable dude, that
movie. Yeah, and.
It's like it's got the commercial break and you'll they
like they jump up and the commercial starting to hit pause
or something and then it would jump back in like 1/2 of Oh

(01:02:04):
yeah. And then he will he.
Would get the movie channels. Yeah.
So he would record like a bunch of movies like that.
And he had won. It was funny because it it went
the gods must be crazy. And he goes, I think you can
watch his second one. He goes, I don't remember what
it is. He goes, but I don't think
there's nothing bad in it. The movie was called
Harley-Davidson and the MarlboroMan.

(01:02:26):
Oh yeah. Have you ever seen that movie?
Years and years ago, Mickey. Rourke, right?
And yeah, there's definitely nota.
Movie for kids at all. I don't think there's anything
in it. There's a strip club scene.
Like, really? Yeah, I don't remember.
Hardly. Anything about it?
But I do remember I'm familiar with the film The Hacksaw Jim
Dugan. In that movie, oh God, maybe.

(01:02:48):
I think he's like one of the big.
Guys in the bar. Fight like one of the bouncers
or something, yeah. But like, you know, Romancing
the Stone, Ruthless People, Amazon, Women on the Moon,
Kentucky Fried Movie. I don't remember those old
Fairly Brothers movies. Yeah, I've heard of Kentucky.
Fried movie? I've never seen it and.

(01:03:09):
Yeah, it's, it's got an RCA, Porky's guy.
Was you a Porky's guy? Porky's.
No, I was like, I it was, it wasjust, it was a dirty movie.
Yeah, you know, that's all it was.
It was just a dirty movie. That's what we called him back
then. You know, it was a dirty movie.
And I, you know, I'd, I'd watch Porky's later in life, dude.
It probably wasn't even maybe incollege.

(01:03:30):
And I'm like, it's all right. You know, it had a couple of
good scenes. It's funny though, you do go
back and watch. Movies like that.
And you're like, Oh, yeah, this could not get made today.
Like, the whole scene of that. First of all, they're spying,
you know, in the locker room. And then the teacher grabs his
Dick through the wall. It's.
Yeah. Oh.
Revenge of the Nerds. Yeah.
I mean, OK, he's dressed as Darth Vader and OK, they call

(01:03:53):
that rape nowadays. Back then movie then was like
oh. Yeah, this is not good.
We've got Bush. You know, and like, yeah, I
mean, the the line was definitely drawn differently
back then. Animal House.
I mean, Oh my God, I don't thinkthings were.

(01:04:14):
Like things weren't seen the waythat they're seen now.
I think like people weren't, I don't think you not saying that
there wasn't predators back then.
I'm sure there was predators, but like people didn't view it
as a predatory action then. Like it was more like oh this is
all fun and like trying to get to third base now.
Will get you to jail yeah you know that was just like trying

(01:04:36):
to get to third base was like, you know I did the best I could
you know and then then then thenyou stop you know and it was
like now that sexual assault yeah and it's like now and it's.
Like, and so it's like, wait a minute, it's like it's, you're
still not like you weren't like disrespectful to the chick, you
know what I mean? Then like you're still like, Oh
no, she's still a person. Like, like, I mean, you just

(01:04:57):
pretended. To be her boyfriend and went
down on her, you know, and then realize that, Oh, well, this guy
must have been practicing when he was in the offseason.
No, it's the nerd. Yeah, that movie's.
That. Movie was so rough though.
It was. Well, I'll tell you how about.
John Goodman's in that movie. He's a football coach.

(01:05:18):
Oh, that's right. And Lawrence?
No, I think. Yeah, Laurence Fishburne's like
the football player. He comes a car or something, or
he tackles the car, maybe. Yeah.
I've not. Seen it in many years.
But I'll tell you a funny story real quick was when I was in
college, they did this thing called Greek Sing and it was

(01:05:40):
where one of the no, this was different.
Sorry. It was maybe this hell, I don't
remember. But anyway, yeah, it was a Greek
thing and people would dress up.And they would do little skits
now. I'll take this back.
This was a fundraiser for one ofthe sororities.
I don't remember which one it was, but anyway, So me and all

(01:06:01):
of our guys, we did the scene from at the end of Revenge of
the Nerds, you know, and like, so you know, I'm dressed up as
Elvis, you know, with the guitar.
You know, you got the guy out there worms her, you got the
Chinese guy dressed up as the Indian.
You know, we got a guy dressed up as an Indian.
We go to the costume shop and wedid that whole freaking scene

(01:06:24):
from the from the end of Revengeof the Nerds and we won, which I
think it was pretty cool. Yeah.
It was like we always did crazy stuff like that.
One year is like we broke into they thought we're we're going
to do some redneck stuff. Like we come out and everybody
and then we're all dressed in like flannels and boots and
like, and then we go into this dance.

(01:06:45):
Did the the song for the Sound of Music Doe dear, you know, and
everybody's like, what the hell is this doing?
So sure, because I have brothers.
Like around the same age as you.Did you know anybody who dressed
up as the crow for Halloween? Yes, yes.

(01:07:06):
You're like, you know, it's likealmost I, I, I didn't know it
was a joke at the time. And people were like, yeah, I
know people. Yeah, I mean.
There would we would go out to the bars and like on the
Halloween, there was more than one fucking crowd, dude.
There was there was crows. I mean, there was a murder of
crows. The only reason I asked this is

(01:07:30):
because. One time I was, I was looking
like my brother had like photos from like when he was going out
and stuff. And one of the photos I was
like, why are you dressed like Sting?
And he's like, I wasn't dressed like Sting.
I was dressed like the girl. I think you got that wrong.

(01:07:51):
It made me laugh so hard becauseI was.
Like I would have lied and just said it was sting.
No, I, I had a friend. He was a, I've got a picture of
one of my best friends. And then we were at a Halloween
party that we had it at a house,you know, we'd all go out.
And then we had this one guy hadhis big party and it would host
it. And he dressed up as the Borg.

(01:08:11):
A lot of people were doing the Borg back then.
Oh, Star Trek, Yeah. And this guy went all out, man.
He had, he had like the bicycle tire he cut in half to make like
the rubber stuff. And I mean, he's yeah, I, I did
recently rewatch. Next generation, never seen it.
I was just like. I.

(01:08:32):
That's the one I grew up on. Like my parents would watch it
occasionally. I started rewatching it and I
was getting nostalgic for like the 80s and the 90s, like the
early 90s, because like you're looking at how like the like,
there's carpet and stuff and like, oh, I remember in places
you used to have carpet, now everything's tile and hardwood
and it's not the same. Like no No 100.

(01:08:53):
Percent. It's like, I mean, some things
are better because we used to carpet our bathrooms.
Yeah, yeah. Which is.
Fucking disgusting. Yeah, that's a.
Horrible idea, yeah. Yeah, it it is.
I'm glad we evolved on some things.
Some things, yeah, absolutely. But it's like, like, like
seriously, who? At the time was like, you know
what? We should put carpet in here.

(01:09:14):
Yeah. It's like, let's all walk in
here barefoot. And drag out, you know, dad's
pubes, yeah, you know, under between our toes.
And put in my footy jammies tonight when I go to bed.
I feel like it was just a breeding case for.
Mold. Oh oh God, 'cause like you're.
Stepping out of the shower you're getting.
Wet on the carp. Yeah, yeah.
And my mom used to keep. The God damn cat's litter box in
there beside the toilet. And I'm like, that's disgusting.

(01:09:37):
And like when I was 3, like, andthe cat would have an accident
in the house or something sometimes.
And so like, I remember I was like 3 and I walk in there and I
like pissed in the cat's litter box.
And my mom was like, what are you doing?
It's like, well, he's peeing on our floor.
I'm peeing in his litter box. You know, turnabouts.
Fair play, Kitty. That's fair.
I thought it was. Fair dude, the.
Best. Best litter box story, I think

(01:09:59):
hands down has to come from George Clooney.
Have you ever heard that story? Maybe not.
No, I don't. Maybe.
But I don't think so. Go ahead.
Oh my God, he's on Howard Stern.He's telling, he was telling
this story about he didn't have it like when he was working as
an actor, he would stay at this guy's house and he goes and I
think it was the guy from like the Encore commercials, that

(01:10:21):
guy. He so he was staying at his
house and he goes, well, he was out work and stuff because he
got this cat. He goes and he wouldn't clean up
the cat's litter box. He goes.
So I kept cleaning it out and hecome home and he goes like I'm
kind of worried about the cat man.
He goes the cat hasn't shit yet and he.
Goes now he goes. I see.
The opportunity he goes I just keep he is well then he starts

(01:10:43):
giving the cats laxative to likehelp it shit and he goes so I
just keep cleaning it faster andfaster he goes until one day
he's like I don't know what I want to do about this cat man.
He goes, I just took a human sized shit in his litter box and
then he brought me in and he's like, dude, he's like you guys
see this shit that this cat talk?

(01:11:05):
I've not heard that story. But that is great.
The best part is that George. Clooney never told him until
like how he found out was he waswatching one of the late night
interviews and George told the story like as his first time on
late night and he's he comes home, he's like you
motherfucker. That's hilarious.

(01:11:27):
Man, that. No, that sounds like something I
would do, except I yeah, I wouldn't do the litter box
thing. That that is commitment.
I mean, you got to give a man credit.
That's why I was like as a prankster.
Like George Clooney is like the king of that.
Yeah, I've always heard that. And.
You know, and, and he's, he's a pig owner or was a pig owner,
which I'm now a pig owner. So my I think my favorite prank.

(01:11:48):
He did was I think he he put like honk if you're honk or is
like sexy. He wouldn't put on an ad for
like someone had run for sexiestman alive like he paid for
someone else's ad because it makes them look more vain.
Oh, and I. Was like damn, that's that's.
Cool, that's cool. He's a funny guy.
I mean, he's a he's he's from Kentucky.

(01:12:11):
Oh, really? Yeah.
Yeah. His.
I actually met his father, his dad, Nick, because he worked in
the TV industry and before he moved up into the Northern
Kentucky area. But he came by the TV studios in
Lexington when I was working there in the late 90s.
And for some reason, but he usedto host the Turner Classic

(01:12:33):
Movies and all that stuff. I didn't.
That's what I kind of known him from.
And then, of course, back then was when George was just
starting to really get famous, you know, the mid to late 90s
or, ER, days. And.
Yeah. And.
I didn't even realize. That it was George Clooney's dad
at the point. I was like, I also, this is the
guy that hosted Turner Classic Movies, you know, because I used

(01:12:55):
to watch those all the time whenI was a kid, you know, and did
you could look at him and been like, Oh my.
God, your son's Batman? Yeah, he'd be like.
No, he's not. I don't know who you're talking
about. I just heard him afterwards,
yeah. Exactly.
Killed Batman for everybody. God that was a bad movie.
I enjoyed it as a kid. I remember I was also like, I

(01:13:18):
started kindergarten the year itcame out, right, Right.
So when I seen. It I.
Was like not right for the levelof text to enjoy?
That movie, yeah. Like and like I.
Started hearing the interviews and stuff and they were like,
yeah, the reason why the movie sucks is because like they told
us that we wanted to sell more kids toys and make it more kit
like toy friendly. And they're like, oh, I get it

(01:13:40):
now. As a kid watching it, why I
loved it because it was geared towards me.
Like, Oh yeah, I mean the bright.
Colors the just. Yeah.
I mean, who was it? You got Uma Thurman?
Yeah. Bright green.
You know, she was great as Poison Ivy.
Oh yeah, she's. Jeez.
Yeah, yeah, Uma Thurman. Arnold Schwarzenegger is Mr.

(01:14:03):
Freeze, which actually kind of worked.
Like I guarantee if they'd have made it play, if they'd have
made him play it straight, it would have been a way better
movie. I'm going to put you on.
Ice yeah yeah, like they. Just gave him that shit ton of
ice puns and it was like he got paid big money to do that and.

(01:14:24):
We'll see that. Is that the one with Jim Carrey
too? No, no, that's the Val Kilmer
one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's right. That's the one that they're.
I like that one too, it was OK Iremember.
I just remember, I remember likeTomic Lee Jones, like, I hated
it. Oh my God, That's because of
the. Story with Jim Carrey.
He's like, I don't have time foryour buffoonery or something.

(01:14:47):
He hated it just because. Like it like killed his dream
project in the movie theater. That was the only reason why.
I don't know. I mean, Dumb and Dumber is
pretty great, but it's like, I like, I like Tommy Lee Jones
too. Oh yeah, I mean coal Miner's.
Daughter. Yeah, a lot.
Of that was filmed in my. Hometown, that's where I grew
up, is where Loretta Lynn is from.

(01:15:09):
Oh butcher holler. Yeah, yeah.
It's. And they filmed.
Several scenes of that movie in downtown Paintsville and Butcher
Holler's you know, 15 minutes upup the holler, you know, up the
road a little bit. But we always laughed about it
because the road I. Grew up on as a kid was Fisher

(01:15:29):
Hollow. Fisher Holler, Yeah.
Yeah. Hollow or holler?
We would say holler. But it was hollow, right?
Yeah. See now back.
In Kentucky, we don't, you know,we don't even spell it right on
the road signs. It's HOLLER.
I mean, it's it's I'm I'm not joking.
We can't help that man PA makes.Us do whatever the fuck we you

(01:15:52):
know, whatever the PA has like it is such a weird state like
they have rules for like so manyrules for shit where everybody
else is like this is dumb Like why why do we why we have a gas
tax for no reason soon as we leave here like, Oh my God, gas
gets cheaper everywhere except New York.

(01:16:12):
Yeah, it it. Yeah, I noticed it was diesel
was about $0.35 higher than it was in Kentucky, if if not a
little more. I mean, it could have went up
some anyway, I've not paid attention but but yeah, I
noticed the gas prices were considerably higher here than
what I thought they would be. Oh yeah, it's the way every time

(01:16:33):
I. Go South.
I'm like, I like, you know, fillup here or, you know, if I can,
if I know I have enough gas to get to like the other states,
I'm knitting it like we're goingto, we're going to chance it.
But yeah, man, we had 6 minutes left on the clock.
But I'm trying to think what else we got to talk about.
We got to get ready to head out to the mic.

(01:16:55):
Yeah. Oh hell.
I might follow you. I was like, no, it's pretty easy
to get down there, I think. Oh yeah, it's a straight shot
once you get. Through Mckees Rocks.
It's a straight shot down there.Yeah, I was going to ask you
about. Tell ME.
About Mckees Rocks, tell me a little bit about you 'cause like
we've been talking, what's this Mckees Rocks going on in your
area here? Mckees Rocks, so.
It's kind of like a, it's like a, it used to be like a working

(01:17:19):
area Pittsburgh like this kind of used like I guess Michael
Keaton's from like around here. Oh no shit.
Like he's like. This is the area he.
Grew up in OK so it was like oh this is cool.
I think they found some like Native American burial sites
over there too. So see, this was the shit I've
been digging this whole. Trip was like I'm like, OK, I
was like, 'cause I'm my hotel islike it's like a triangular like

(01:17:43):
if I go to my hotel and down, it's like a split where you are
to my hotel downtown to to the mic and I'm like, am I going to
have to check out these rocks tomorrow?
If it's because that's what I'vebeen doing this.
Oh yeah. I think it's just because it was
like a. Cliffside.
That's about it. Oh, OK.
Yeah, yeah. It's I'm sure the rocks have.
Been eroded so bad it's like meh, yeah, yeah.

(01:18:04):
So yeah, that's. The game plan tomorrow just to
go see some rocks and go to backdown the cruise back down toward
the Kentucky through the mountains and do you do the
overlook yet Mount Washington the.
Yeah, I rode the. Incline up, yeah, see that's.
That's a pretty really good spot.
It is, man. It was.
It was. It was.
Phenomenal. Walked across.

(01:18:24):
Was it the steel mill saloon? I just got lucky it was $0.50
win Wednesday so had had a dozenwings before I came here and a
beer and sat there and took somereally good pictures.
And did you go to the casino at all?
No, I heard there was a. Casino here, but I I should
probably stay away from that. Many casinos have had a bad we

(01:18:46):
have a bad relationship over theyears.
Yeah, there's a the casino I. Mean, I use it for parking and
then I just walk down the streetto go hit the bars and stuff
because it's right by the stadium.
Oh, OK. Like that by Heinz Field.
Well, Akershire Stadium, yeah. Akershire, yeah.
'Cause I I, I thought it was called Heinz Field.
And I was like looking at it, I have my binoculars and I was, I
was like Akershire. What the hell is this?

(01:19:08):
Yeah, he changed his name. A couple.
Years ago and well, they don't think anyone has recovered as a
city. I think the Steelers suck now
because that's that's for that reason.
So what's up with the submarine with the?
Windows submarine with the windows, Yeah, there's like a.
Submarine down there, parked on the.
River like behind Heinz Field. Oh, I think it's Oh yeah, that
thing that's. Part of like the the Science

(01:19:29):
Center or whatever. OK, so I'm like, I've never seen
a. Submarine with windows.
It's got to be some kind of tourist bullshit.
Yeah, it's so weird like that. There's always some.
Weird shit going down there. It looks like an old World War
21 or something. But it's weird, like even though
I live. In the city now, I've yet to
explore every little like I still find new shit in the city.
How long have you been here? I grew, I mean, I grew up in

(01:19:50):
this area. Yeah, but I mean here about a
year. Oh, OK.
Since I moved here, but like I've been coming up here like to
party like in Southside since I was 21.
OK, so I knew some. Areas but.
Like I still find like these little hideaway bars and stuff
that everybody knows and I'm like, this place is awesome.
I love it. That's the kind of stuff I like,
you know, It's like I, I. Like off the beaten path, like

(01:20:11):
the the little you know, there'snothing wrong.
Every once in a while, you know,if you want to hit up that big
mainstream, you go to Nashville and you hit Blake Shelton's old
red woo, you know? But I'll judge you.
But you know, there's nothing wrong with it.
Yeah, Nah. But that that's.
Not where like the good people hang out.
Those are the fucking obnoxious people that you don't even want
to be around anyway. Yeah, I believe they call them

(01:20:32):
woo girls. Woo girls, there's nothing wrong
with the. Woo girl.
Yeah. Hawk to a.
Girl, that's where she's from. I always tell people you had to
be careful when. You went to Nashville because
when they had The Bachelorette parties, you had some girls are
like, oh, hey, you want to take a sip of my drink?
You had to look at the straw first because there might be a
little Dick on the end of that because they had they had those
little straws that was just likelittle Dick ones.

(01:20:54):
No, no, you almost got me. Yeah, I've.
I've seen those. Before, actually, yeah, I've
owned a few. No, they always tell me I
modeled for it. Yeah, because I mean not to
scale, right? Not to scale.
Yeah, well, OK. Yeah, we'll lie and say that,
OK. All right, mate.

(01:21:17):
Yeah, we're going to wrap it up.There though, Well, enjoy it
man. Yeah, tell people.
Where they can find you like. On Facebook and you don't have a
social yet. You see, you're still new.
That new in the comedy. Yeah, and I mean comedy.
'S just, this is just a hobby, you know, I've, I've really got
so many other responsibilities. So yeah, I'm a, I'm a ghost.
There's nowhere you'll find me unless you check

(01:21:40):
likekycourts.net or something like that.
And you know you're going to do some criminal justice searching
around. You might find some records out
there, but other than that I'm pretty much a ghost.
Hell yeah, that sounds like that.
Sounds like you're already readyand geared to go and make a Kill
Tony appearance right there. That's what that sounds like.
You know I I did. Not storm the capital.

(01:22:00):
I know. I think that gets you actually a
little higher up in that bucket,but Oh yeah, yeah, not, not
other than that. But yeah, no, I got I got some
stories I could tell for sure. Oh yeah.
Yeah, for that show right there,you never know what could
happen. You go on you.
All you need to do is have one good minute.
Did you see the last one they did in?
Nashville, the little kid. Yeah.

(01:22:21):
From Lexington, KY. From where I'm from.
Oh really? Yeah, I'm not seeing.
Him come back on yet I. Know they were going to tell you
about Madison Square Garden or something, but one of the comics
in Pittsburgh his. Roommate got on.
Oh really? Yeah.
You have to. I'll I'll tell you after the pod
where it's at. I'll show you there for sure.
Cool. But yeah, man, we're going to
wrap it up there and awesome. All right, guys, we'll see you.

(01:22:43):
Thanks, Austin. Bye.

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