Episode #68: Patrick Malone

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Welcome to Big Hoss's Tailgate. And we're back.
What's up? We're up with Patrick Malone.

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Hello, everybody. Yeah, I met you at Mario's.
Yeah. Yeah.
You were doing stand up down there.
How long you been doing stand up?
Like 2 years. OK, cool.
Yeah, sweet. Yeah.
And where are you from originally?
I'm from North Hills, so Pittsburgh.
OK, so you're from Pittsburgh. Yeah.
OK, cool. And I'm guessing you're in
college or? I actually just graduated.
I went to Syracuse. OK, Yeah.

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Nice. That's a that's a good school.
It is good. I studied television, radio,
film, so that's it has a good school for that.
Have you ever heard Chuck Lewis's joke about his mom?
No. Well, maybe, but.
He he has a joke about where it involves Syracuse.
Really. So it's kind of funny.

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Oh, damn. Yeah, yeah.
So, yeah, I seen, I was looking at your, your Instagram and I
seen him as like, dude, you weretalking to Aerie Spears.
Yeah, it was a Aerie Spears. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
How, how the fuck did you get that to happen?
Dude, that's awesome. I literally just like harassed
him on DMS. Oh really?
Yeah, I'm like, you're in Syracuse.

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I know Syracuse is boring. I've tried it here in Pittsburgh
with a bunch of comedians. But they like Pittsburgh, so
they have stuff to do here, so there's so much less interested.
Which is crazy me because every podcast I listen to someone
shits on Pittsburgh. They do do that.
Except Theo Von. Yeah, well, Theo Von talks about

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going down the Wheeling and getting the Wheeling feeling.
Yeah, Theo Von loves Pittsburgh.Actually he talks about it like
a good amount. Yeah, I always like when he does
the Pittsburgh accent. Yeah, his his version is like
what the fuck does that doesn't sound anything like?
Yeah. Well, yeah, true.
It's like, it's a little bit like Baltimore.
Yeah. Well, Matt and Shane like
Pittsburgh, too. Oh, yeah.

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Yeah. Because he's a, he's a
Pennsylvania dude. Yeah, but he's an Eagles guy, so
it's like, all right, you know, you're, I know you're gonna talk
shit about the Steelers, all right?
I feel like he respects Pittsburgh though, like as a.
Oh yeah, it's a, it's a PA state.
So it's like. Also, that's the thing, I feel
like we might need to start accepting Philadelphia a little
more. Oh, for sure.

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Like the rivalry might be a little bit dead.
Yeah. 'Cause I think we got, we have
more, first of all, the Penguins.
I feel like the only sports rivalry was ever in baseball or
not or hockey. Yeah, I think it's more like the
Flyers and shit. But now, now the Penguins won't
even be that good. Yeah.
So we're like, I feel like we got to realize that we have more

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in common. I was in Nashville one time and
I remember when the Flyers were playing the Predators and
there's a bunch of there's fans walking down the street and now
they yelled let's go pens and they're like, they turn around
so quick. Fuck you.
Well, that's But that's when I don't hate the Eagles.
Yeah, and the Pirates are so badthat the Phillies don't matter
to. Me, I always, I like the always
like the Eagles. I always liked when Andy Reid

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used to come. Yeah, yeah.
Like, that's when I grew up withthe Eagles.
I kind of fuck with the Eagles, but like you can't because.
Donald McNab, like, OK, like Syracuse and they're like 2
separate divisions. Yeah.
So it's like we we never really play each other.
So there's not really a rivalry.Yeah, but I'm big on this, I
think. I think Pittsburgh and Philly
need to come together a little bit.
We've we've said for years, likehow cool would it be to see APA

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Super Bowl? But they're like, it will never
happen because there's no money involved.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it would just be PA, But
even then, I don't know. I think, like, the country could
be like, I want to see what the two states look like.
Yeah. Like, what would a Texas Super
Bowl be? I don't think they've never.
They've never played together, right?
No. Not even, as I say, they're just

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the Oilers or the Texans. I don't know.
Well, we we were also the the Steagalls for a while.
I do. During the war, yeah.
So I don't know. I think we need to go back to
that, 'cause I like, I like New York, I hate Boston.
Yeah. But like, Philly is starting to
grow on me a little bit. Have you?

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Ever been to Boston? It's so nice.
I would love to go to Boston. It's really nice, but I just
hate every person there. I would go just to see the
cheers. Bar Yeah, yeah, that would be
safe. It'd be like, oh cool, I was
here in the fallout. Right, right.
Yeah. Like this was all wasteland then
it looked like the 60s or the 50s.
Right. True, true.

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Dude those games freak me the fuck out.
Fall out. Yeah, yeah.
When they're like, oh, go into this abandoned building and then
I hear like, I'm like, if it's agiant bug, I'm going to lose my
shit. I can't.
I can't do anything scary. Yeah, Did you watch the show?
Dude? The show's sick.
But like, 'cause they're, they, you could tell, like the people

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who made the show played the game because there's a mission,
there's an episode where they have like a mission that's
straight out from Fallout, whereit's, hey, you can do this and
benefit yourself, but you'd screw over this whole colony of
people. And then the guy's like, but I
really want my power suit that'slike, that is the most Fallout

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thing I've heard. Anyone.
Say, that's also just real life.That's just, that's just like
the AI overlords today. Yeah, You know what I mean.
Dude AI is like it's crazy. I think that might take the
place of therapy at some point. I think AI is going to take the
place of everything. Yeah, well, I mean, I'd be OK
with it. You would.

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I'm as long as it's a cool AI and I can customize it because
it's like, I know they're like, oh, you can't have celebrities,
but like you don't think I'm nottalking to a Robin Williams AI?
You're wrong. Well, that's that's customizing
AI is getting a little that's a little scary territory.
You know what I mean? Well, I don't like I don't like
any of it. I want to I want to like start a
new Amish like now. Like no more advances in

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technology starting now. Yeah, 'cause Facebook sucks now.
Yeah, like I went on Facebook and I'm like, I know I have more
friends than this, but I don't see anyone stuff.
Yeah, everything's nobody's padsnow.
Yeah, well, that's, that's what's crazy is there will be
like people my age who live their entire life on Instagram,

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like everything the the decisions that they make in
their life depend on their Instagram posts.
But really, like, in terms of like, they're just trying to
show people that they're living a better life than everybody
else, you know what I mean? Yeah, OK.
Like people will like, I would like to see some people do some
things that they're doing in their life without being able to

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post it on Instagram. I do what I want and then post.
Because you like it. Because I did it.
Yeah. Like, you know, Oh, hey, I'm
pumped. I did this.
Exactly. And I want to show people I did
it not because, well, I have to do it because somebody else
something like no, like if I go to Nashville, I'm gonna post
pictures from Nashville 'cause. You like?
I was in Nashville. Like check it out like.
Something you liked? Yeah, but it wasn't.

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You didn't get the idea to go toNashville because, oh, I'm going
to go to this bar that people take pictures at and I'm going
to take, you know, like people make.
Those I may see a bar on Instagram be like oh that place
looks cool I'll go check it. Out because you know what you
like in real. Life.
Yeah, but I'm not going to post pictures like at every tourist
spa. Exactly.
There's you're not going to see a picture of me with wings.

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No, you've not seen that happen.Yeah, yeah, which that is OK
too. But I just worry that like
people, they care so much about Instagram and then that's
Instagram will not matter eventually.
Oh yeah. Well, now it's like, well,
everything's going to be so quick.
Like like TikTok, everything's like 15 seconds.

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Like, I mean, you can do more videos now, but it's like you,
I, I've watched like you see, like your videos and stuff and
you can check analytics. Most people are tuning in for
like the first six seconds and that's it and it's gone.
And you can get famous off of 6 seconds.
Yeah, that's why TikTok is so 'cause everybody wants to be
heard in a way. But like YouTube, you got to put

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some effort in and and like people would become celebrities
off of YouTube, but it took a while.
Dude, I'll tell you what the dumbest shit gets the biggest
lights. I put a reel out yesterday at
the time of recording. Yesterday I put this reel out.
I seen this woman froze her likean embryo.

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Like you know her husband fucked.
They froze the embryo in 94. The kid was just born this year.
Is that what's the? It's a 30 year old, 31 year old
baby. Are they?
They're doing all right, the kid.
Yeah, I mean, I guess, but I said like they named like the
baby Thaddeus or something and Iwas like, missed opportunity to

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call this baby Mr. Freeze. True.
Like, hands down. You could've, you could've named
it something that was like OK atthe time, but not anymore like
OJ, right? I guess I was a little late for
OJ, but. But so I went and took a cap
cut. Yeah.
Of Mr. Freeze, like him in the same where he's like, my name is
Freeze. Yeah, Yeah.
Learn it well, because it'll be the chilling sound of you do.

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Yeah. And it's Arnold, so it's
awesome. So I took that cap cut of the
headline like you are, there's them holding the baby in that
and put that in as, like I said,missed opportunity that got over
like 5000 views. You're like, but I hope you'll
go out and put like a episode clip out and try to.
Hold. Set everything up, Yeah.

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Yeah, and you're like 200 views.Yeah, you're like, what the
hell? I don't.
Understand. I know 'cause it's no, it
doesn't correlate to effort at all.
Yeah, it just correlates to absurdity, I feel like.
Yeah, And not even that, becauseeven you could post something
absurd that you put effort into and it wouldn't work.
It's just with randomness. But it's like you can put a clip

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out on YouTube and you'll get way more views, but if you put
it on like TikTok or Instagram, it feels like you don't get it
as much. Yeah, I wish I knew how all that
worked, because then I would. Well, so I've seen Matt Rife did
a video and he was talking abouthe goes, everyone's asking me,
do you have any advice for new comics?
He's like, don't try to keep up.He is.
Don't try to figure out the algorithm.

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He goes, you'll never figure it out.
He is. I got lucky.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, the game is so far
advanced now that they they knowlike they know how I beat the
algorithm. They changed it.
Well, yeah, that's why I'm scared of AI because everything,
if you go back, I I think AI is going to like fundamentally

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change humans. Like if you go back and you're
like, oh, we used to be hunter gatherers or you go like to the
1950s and you watch a video and you're like, oh, people were way
different then. I think the acceleration rate on
that is going to be so much higher.
Well, did you ever hear about people's algorithms telling them
things that they didn't know about themselves?

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Like there was a woman, she was like, it was like she was going
through just her Google searchesbased off of her Google
searches, her algorithm like started sending her targeted ads
for like gay cruises. And she's like the Google knew
that she was a lesbian before she did.
Well, yeah, there's that, but italso could be like it convinced
her that you know what? I mean, that's what I'm saying.

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There's that too. Because it's like, what if
you're not? Yeah, but AI is like, well,
based on your search history, you come off a little.
Gay. Yeah.
It's that's like, scary. Though and then imagine a people
are going to come to a point where they're like well if AI
saying I'm gay then apparently Iam then even though they might
not. Actually be, yeah.
And people, people put way too much, too much value into that.

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Yeah, yeah. Or like, you might have a really
straight gay dude, right? And he's just like, wow, they
keep saying I'm straight, but I know for a fact I like football.
Yeah, yeah, I just love watchingfootball.
Yeah, I love watching UFC. Yeah, I don't know why I get
hard watching the sport. I think it's just the blood.
Right. Well, it's also just like insane

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that they have that much information on us and I'm not
talking about like, I don't carereally like it.
I I'm not hiding anything. But at the same time, it's like
if you like I turned off notifications for Snapchat,
which is embarrassing that I even have a Snapchat whatever.
But every time I go on there, they're like turn notifications

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on. They like like they send me like
3 things that are like you need to turn notifications on and I'm
like, no, this is the one thing where I'm like, I'm on it too
much. Yep, and they just push that and
then they make it so easy for you to give them all the
information and then they just use that to throw products that
I worked at it. On the other side, I was working

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for a company that was trying todo TikTok marketing and the
amount of things that you can specify for you're like people
who watch this account for this amount of time and we'll target
to them. Oh wow, yeah.
It's like people who follow thistrend but they stay on it for 30
seconds, we'll target them and it's so dedicated and targeted

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and they have everything. What's annoying is that I've had
like content strikes. I don't post anything that's
crazy. And then you're like, and then
it's like, I'll scroll through and I'll get body Cam footage of
police like spraying people and stuff like that's fine.
But like, I can't post the a clip of Gilkey showing off his

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barefoot in front of everybody. That's that's questionable.
She is worse than shooting somebody, I guess.
Yeah, I'm like, OK, that that tracks.
Yeah, it is crazy. That was probably one of my
wildest episodes. We were drinking wine and.
Just pop the pop the toes out. Yeah, it was just, it was Zach
Conklin, Adam Schroeder and Justin Gilkey.

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OK. And it was supposed to be a
podcast with just me and Gilkey.Got it.
Then Gilkey was like, hey, is itcool if Adam sets in?
I was like, yeah, that's fine. And he's like, well, hey, if
Adam's sitting in, I was like, Iknow Adam has A4 mic set up.
I was like, let's just go to Adam's house.
And he's like, well, fuck it, ifwe're there, might as well get
Zach. I was like, all right, let's
just make it a party. Yeah, well, I could probably.

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I got fucking Birkenstocks on there.
You There you go, talking about hell yeah, Yeah, I got these
knock off. Hey dudes that are Harriots.
That's better than real. Hey dudes, though, yeah.
Yeah, because, yeah, because I love the the the Native American
pattern design. Yeah, we stole that.
No, I'm just kidding. Dude, I love like seeing that

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pattern. That's why I got this.
Yeah. Awesome poncho.
That is sick. I was looking at that.
I got it at a fair. That's pretty good.
Yeah, I was. I'm just baiting about doing a
podcast with it on. You can do it.
Like just start doing like, dude, you should.
I should I should. Let's do it.
We're getting wild today, fellas.
I don't even know if you wanted to do this, but I'm making them.

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Yeah. Let's go.
Dude, that is sick. Oh my God, we're going crazy.
Giant bear. Let's go.
You should wear that to everything.
I've thought about it. It's very Clint Eastwood like.
Yeah, it is. Oh yeah, exactly.
Those movies are awesome. Dude, those fucking yeah, those

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spaghetti Westerns you ever watch?
There's one. So I found it a yard sale.
It's called Once Upon a Time in the West.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like Once Upon a Time in
Hollywood. Like this was the first one that
came up with this. I think that's I don't know, I'm
I was going to pretend like I knew the director, but oh,
Tarantino, no in the. West.
Oh, yeah, that's Sergio Leone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one.

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They got a part of the trilogy, no?
OK. So this one, so technically it
is part of a trilogy. OK, It's part of his America
trilogy. OK, OK, where it it starts off
Once Upon a Time in the West. Good, bad, ugly.
Then it's Once Upon a Time in America.
In new or in New York, right? I think it's America because
that's the one with De Niro. Oh yeah.

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Yeah. And then he did another one and
it's like, I can't remember whatthe other one is, but there's
like another one that's like what you're saying.
Now, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but like, so the reason
why the W 1 was such a big deal is because at the time you have
Henry Fonda, who's only known for playing good guys, his
opening scene is him shooting a child.
Oh, I know. I've seen this movie.

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I know. Yeah, yeah.
It's where the lady, she's like,she's like the bad ass the
woman, Yeah. Right.
Well, there's, there's that. I'm trying to think there's that
one. I could be wrong.
And then there's this one is Charles Bronson.
Yeah, I think I, I think I know that one.
Yeah, yeah. My dad.
So last night, me and my dad went to go see The Naked Gun.

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Yeah, yeah. We laughed hysterically, but my
dad said something when we were leaving.
I said something about Liam Neeson.
And my dad's like, yeah, he goes.
He's kind of like a Charles Bronson.
He does all these revenge movies.
Interesting. And I'm like, Liam Neeson is APG
13, Charles Bronson. Except, except for his.

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His real life. No, I'm just.
Yeah, I'm kidding him. Dude, he should do like a
fucking now. I was like damn, he should have
been the one to remake Death Wish.
Yeah, not Bruce Willis. Yeah, yeah, he's I like Liam
Neeson, yo, Yeah, I'm also Irish, so I like any like.
Fucking the same. Let's go.
Hell yeah, dude. I've been big on big on the

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Irish. Did you go out for Saint
Patty's? I ran track at Syracuse, so I
didn't go out much. Yeah, that could be rough.
Well, we don't. We're not like allowed.
But also, yeah, we have like a party season.
Dang, that sucks. It does suck, but then we have
like a month in between where wejust are.

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Just balls the biggest pieces. Of shit of all time, yeah.
Yeah, cuz I guess I could see why.
Cuz it's like, hey, you got to be sober.
Cuz it's like you don't want to be dehydrated and collapse on
the field, yeah. Well, it's also like we're I was
not that good, but I was like a personality, like the team was
very good. Yeah.
So it was like we're trying to like win the national or

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whatever, you know what I mean? So it's like it's not even.
You're there just because we need a personality on the team.
Basically I had like family connections.
So it was kind of like I didn't,I was good, but I wasn't like.
Yeah, yeah, I was good enough tobe here, but not good enough to
be a touch. I was closer to like a manager
almost. There you go.
Nice. Yeah, so, but yeah, so I didn't

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like go out much for Saint Patrick.
'S day I got too way too hammered for Saint Patty's Day
here. Where?
We kind of bounced all over. I was at a buddy's house and
then we were like, kind of like in Lawrenceville.
Is it good in Pittsburgh? Saint Patrick's.
Day, it's pretty raw out here. It gets pretty crazy.
Like I know Saint Patty's back like we there was that there's a

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famous year that I did go out in2021.
Famous 'cause you were going wild.
'Cause it was like, right, it was the first one, like post
COVID, like 'cause they, I thinkthey had one during COVID and it
just yeah. And then they had one like the
year after which was like, you can only just party till 11.
And we start off across the street from Mario's.

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Then we went into Mario's, partied till they closed down,
went to an A club. Yes.
Yeah, that's when my buddy's knives.
Buddy's what? Girlfriend at the time, now wife
snuck my knife in. Oh damn.
Through a certain pocket. Interesting.
And it and it's not. I don't know.

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If it was these knives, these Wolverine ones.
No, no dude, it was a, it was like a Leatherman work knife.
Like it's a thick knife. Yeah, and she.
Yeah, with ease. It was kind of like, oh wow.
The. Buddy's like, yeah, that's,
that's wife material right there.
I was like. Yeah, I don't know would.
You, I mean, yeah, I guess. I mean, great for smuggling

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drugs, I guess. But you know.
Well, I always I was wondering, did you see those dildos at the
WNBA games? No.
So people have been throwing dildos on the court.
Oh my God. Which like that's, that's like a
guy who's taking the joke too far, you know what I mean?
Now the only time I'll say it might be acceptable is as if

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they're ones that have that suction cup on the end.
So when you throw it, it better stick and it better like bobble
around. When it blands, yeah, I'm all
for, you know, you can make fun of the WNBA.
Yeah, but. Throwing dildos.
It's like, that's just a guy who's like, come on, guys.
And it's like, no, dude, that's a bit much, but.
There has to only just be one. I'll give them three at the

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most. Yeah, yeah, they're 'cause I
can't believe that they're all. Freaks in that arena and they're
all been green. So I almost feel like it's like
coordinated, but how are they getting it in the arena right?
Who? Come on, what kind of?
Some dudes are very you could tell it's them because they're
walking very stiff. Yeah, yeah, that's the security
is going to be looking out for dudes that are.

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Yeah, that guys walking, he's got to stick up his ass.
Well. Yeah, he's got.
Technically. 6 inch green Dota yeah.
The only thing is like you imagine too like I I could again
I would condone throwing of the dildo on the court.
Yeah. If you're like, if you throw it
at the backboard and it sticks, that's funny.
That would be hilarious. Nobody could be upset about

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that. No, that's objective.
Like even the players like all right, that, that's funny.
That's pretty good. And then someone has to get it
down. Yeah.
And then you have the the ref and he just keeps hitting it and
it just. That's pretty good bouncing.
That would be good. Yeah.
I don't know. I don't know.
I'm. I'm not.
Now I kind of want to see that to happen.
Yeah, dude, look it up. Let's go viral.

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Yeah, we should do it. Or we could just make a fake.
Let's just make AI do it. Yeah, fuck AI though.
Dude AI isn't Have you ever watched those videos where it's
like a Nissan Altima driver? It's so good.
I was like these are so. Like it's too good.
Again, when I post something on Instagram and I get flagged for
stupid shit, then I see these AIvideos and like they just said

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something horrific in that video.
Why is that? OK, all right, so here's here's
what I'll ask then. So I'm anti AI.
You're a little OK with it. Yeah, which is fine, but I need
I need an argument of like, all right, AI took everybody's jobs.
What are we doing now? Like what?
What are we? Is it?

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Is it universal basic income? Is that?
What you have to do at that point I'm not a problem with
that is is like what everyone like we we all know what the
problem would be. There's no purpose.
You have, yeah. What's the purpose of life at
that point? To me is like, OK, well you
don't. Stop.
Yeah, Yeah, that's true. OK, what's the purpose of life
at that point? You tell me.
You've never got to travel. You've never got to do all this

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stuff that you always said you've you wish you had the time
to do. Yeah, but the it's, there's
still going to be a hierarchy. That's why I'm worried about it.
I do. Feel like there is going to be
people that say fuck it, I'm going to live in the virtual
world and never get out, yeah. Which, well, honestly, they can
stay there. I'd be like if that's what they
want to do, fine. Give them a job, give them, then
give them. Well, it's also, here's the

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other thing. So I would like to be a stand up
comedian. Like that's like what I would
want to do. Yeah.
But if nobody has a job, then everybody's going to want to be
a stand up comedian. Like it's not going to be
unique. No.
Well, they, they could try, yeah, but there's still, yeah,
there's still going people that suck at things.
Yeah, there's always going to bethat, but.
Now they'll be like virtual bad online comedy clubs where you
can go and just see bad comedian.

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Yeah, and of Facebook Meta Comedy Club.
Imagine somebody if they did start a room and it was that was
the whole joke of it is that Yeah, but you bad comedy room
and you go in and it's just bad.Comedy.
And you just get to like, hackle.
That's what they should do for people who really want to
hackle. Just go like, start a club, pay
the comics to be bad. Yeah.
Because then you could start up and once you're good, you're not

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allowed anymore. Yeah, once you start getting
better, yeah. So it's for the we're.
Getting too good, dude, we got we got to catch you go.
Yeah, it's like the restaurants where they're mean to you.
Yeah, Yeah. This is a comedy club where you
can be mean to them. Yeah, I'm now trying to think
who'd headline that room. I I could do it.
I could. Just start thinking about that.
You start going through your head.
Like I could see that comic headline in this.
Dude I would 100%. Dude, I'd headline that room for

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sure. Come on.
And then like, I'd be like, aren't I good enough yet?
And they're like, no, you're still and.
The best part about those rooms is, is that if it's in a room
like that, you could say whatever you want.
You could literally just be like, all right, cool.
This is a no filter room. I can say what I want.
You guys. Yeah.
Like the comedians can say whatever they want to you, no
matter how mean, no matter how like you know, if it's

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demoralizing to you, it's happening because.
You signed up for this. You signed up for this?
You came in and. Then you go to a real show and
you got to be polite, you got topay attention.
They should bag everyone's phones out so you can't.
There's no gotcha moment. I was just at the cellar in in
New York. Oh nice.
It was awesome. Yeah, I saw a tell.
Oh sweet. Yeah, it was awesome.
Usually, he said, he's like, hanging out outside, like.

(24:55):
Yeah, I talked to him for a little bit.
Nice. Is he like super cool with you
or is he he was like leave me alone like.
No, he was unbelievable because I was like, I shouldn't talk to
this guy. Like, yeah, I should just leave
this guy alone. And people were, like, asking
for pictures. And I was like, hey, man, I
don't need a picture. Like, I've seen you a few times.
I know you're coming to Pittsburgh.
Goodbye. Like, I like, started walking

(25:16):
away. And he was like, well, don't run
away. Like, he was like, you don't
have to be this nerd. And I was like, Oh yeah.
And then I didn't really have anything else to say.
Well, I think it's just like, oh, hey, you're not trying to be
weird. And it's like, oh, hey, well
where are you? Like, you know, tell me what?
Like, 'cause I feel like those guys are like, oh, they're more
willing to talk to people. Definitely have talked to me,
yeah. Yeah, like, oh, it's cool that

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you're a fan, but also, like, you seem like a nice guy.
Like talk. Tell me about yourself.
Yeah, I was just so nervous to be some guy that he didn't want
to talk to that I was like, I'm not going to talk to him, you
know what I mean? Which, that's all right.
Yeah, sometimes you got to take a chance and sometimes you're
that guy. And sometimes it's like I always
look at people like, hey, man, if you don't want to talk to me
100% I'm cool with. Just tell me.

(25:58):
Yeah, just say that. Just like, hey man, just right
now I'm, I'm dealing with some stuff.
I'll be like, hey, no problem. You have a good rest of your
night. Be safe and have a good you
know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because you'll respect me more for that.
He was like smoking a cigarette and I was like, do I should I
like, should I just smoke a cigarette with him right now?
But then I would want a picture.Yeah, yeah.
I don't know. I I think it was good as.

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Well, as you don't smoke, but I would today.
Yeah, yeah, I would smoke it. Yeah.
Well, I was. Yeah, I was kind of just like,
all right, let me let me get this interaction.
And then he was nicer than I like, I didn't expect him to be
mean, but he was even more like,no, dude, like, where are you
going? Yeah.
So I was like, wow, that's cool.Like I still got the interaction

(26:41):
of like, this is a good dude. That's cool.
I didn't know that he was like in so many like he has bit parts
in movies and stuff and I'm. Like, I think he had an
interesting, like trajectory, yeah, because he just loved
stand up. But for a while he was famous
and kind of doing that and then he got like sober.
So I'm not sure exactly but. I feel like comedians to a

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certain point, like they hit, they, they want to go, like they
start getting the fame and they're like, oh shit, I don't
like this. This isn't.
This isn't really what I want todo.
To be famous. Yeah, yeah.
Like Chapelle did that. I feel like he was going up and
like, I'm not going to get, I don't want to feel bad just to
be famous and get money, right? I have respect for myself.

(27:22):
So I think I'm just going to tapout here.
Yeah, well, that's all. The best stand ups are just guys
who are like, I just love. I just love stand up.
I don't really care about being famous.
Yeah, like there's guys who become famous and that's sort of
their goal and they get there and that's cool and they do that
thing. Yeah.
But the best guys are the guys who are just stay in the clubs.

(27:45):
And I mean, they can do theatersand arenas, but they sort of
know that the club is the thing.Yeah, yeah.
I think for my comedy goals, I think I'd rather just be, I'd
rather be a comedian that's in movies.
Also has a podcast, but can do stand up there.
Right, Right. Like I want to be able to hit
all three. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
So it's like, Oh yeah, I can be in a movie, but I'll also go on,

(28:06):
you know, do some tour dates. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and then I'll also do my podcast.
Right. And that's just a different like
thing. Yeah, it's good that there's
different like areas for it. Yeah, yeah.
But hey, I'm gonna go check the camera real quick.
We'll be right back. Yeah, yeah.
Give me one SEC and we're back. We're back.
Yeah, we're. Come on.
Yeah. I got show you showing you the

(28:27):
popcorn buckets. Let's go.
Yeah. I got the the new Fantastic Four
one, which is just Reed Richards.
I wanted to get the Galactus head but they were 85 bucks.
No, that's not. That's crazy.
Yeah, it's the tallest popcorn bucket in the world.
Is that? Yeah.
It's the, well, tallest one in the world that you can buy at a

(28:47):
movie theater. Got it.
How tall is it? It's like 85 inches. 85 inch.
So you get a buck an inch basically.
I guess, yeah, that I'm worth 3 inch or three dollars.
That's when you're like that $2.00 bill, you're like, fuck.
Yeah. All right, I'll go.
I'm half off here. Yeah, yeah.
Buck 50. Yeah.

(29:08):
Yeah. Dude, I was yeah, I like the
whole popcorn buckets thing. Like yeah, craziest 1 was the
Dune 1. Everybody thought it was like a
pocket pussy. Scary.
Yeah. Well, that's that's what AI is
going to be. It's just a bunch of we.
Can't let AI design our popcorn buckets anymore.
No, we're going to. We're going to be in the
headsets with the popcorn bucket.

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Did you see the Deadpool one? It was like on purpose.
The Deadpool 1 was like Wolverine's gaping mouth.
Yeah, and it's like you, I. Imagine Hugh Jackman being like
son of a bitch. Yeah, that's pretty funny
though. I thought that was cooler than
that is cool the other bucket. These are all.
Sick. Yeah, yeah.
And then I have a a Red Hulk oneover there for the new Captain

(29:49):
America. Oh yeah, yeah.
Nice. What do?
What do you think about the whole Pedro, What's his name?
Pedro Pascal. People don't like him right now.
They don't like him a lot of thetimes, I mean, because it's
weird because one, it's like anytime there's a trans issue,
he's always like my sister and we're like, OK, we don't care
my. Sister.
Yeah, there's that one. It's a he was in.

(30:14):
He was actually the best part ofGladiator 2.
Yeah, I didn't see it, but but yeah.
Yeah, Gladiator 2 is kind of kind of dog shit.
Yeah, I can imagine. Yeah, I don't know if the AC
kicked on. So I don't know OK if it's
picking it up or not. Should we?
What do we do? We're just letting it roll.
That's fine. I'll talk louder cuz.
You know why AC is called? You know, it's, it's hot in

(30:35):
here. Yeah, well, it's also it adds to
the ambience. Yeah, yeah, it's real.
Yeah, I agree. I don't hear Matt and Jane cut
out AC at the airport, you know.Well, he's got AT.
They got that thing rolling in Texas.
Yeah, he's got a nice ass house it seems.
Like, yeah, that that I was looking at their setup.
I was listening to the Joe Derosa episode.
Yeah. And I didn't know Joe Derosa was

(30:56):
in Grand Theft Auto 5. Yeah.
I was like what I think. It might be 4.
I think he's in four. No, he said five.
OK, He said they started like when 4 came out.
OK, cuz they were talking about four.
Yeah, cuz in four you can go in Liberty City, you can go to the
comedy club. With Katt Williams.
Yeah, Katt, Williams and Gervais.
That's what's gonna be in meta. That would be cool, but the

(31:20):
problem is you need that response from people.
Yeah, that's well, that's it's not going to be well, when we're
the bad comedians thing, it's going to be like Matt, right?
Well, I guess Matt right. If only does crowd works.
Yeah, but it's going to be like a big comedian who's just going
to get a billion dollars to playthe metaverse.
That's someone's going to sell out and do.

(31:43):
That I know. Yeah, I don't know who it's
going to be. I could see Bert, Bert, I could
see Bert do it because he's like, this is awesome, dude.
I'm like, dude, Bert, don't do it.
Yeah, I don't. I would not like that.
Like I, I would be with Bert on that, where it'd be like, this
would be cool, right? But if I do this, it's going to
open the floodgates. Well, it's the end of the world.
That's the end of human species,yeah.

(32:06):
That's the problem though, is there's so many comedians out
there that you could anyone. There's no one that's going to
say no to that deal. Everyone's someone's going to
say yes. Well, they keep on talking
about, I guess there's like somebig Saudi Arabia tour coming
because everybody's like everybody's podcast just keeps
mentioning it a little bit like that they're going to Saudi

(32:27):
Arabia. And some of them, I think I
could be wrong, but I think Sodor said no or some people
said no. I think Shane said no.
I think they said no because they said there's certain things
you can't joke about there. And it's like, yeah, for those
guys, you can't put me in a box,right?
Because it's like, I'm going to break the law, I'm going to go
to jail. Yeah, it's not worth me going.

(32:48):
It is that, but and it's also like would you do that for $200
million probably? And also, would you want to go
over there now? Yeah, I feel like I would.
I would probably do that. Honestly, I'll probably sell
out. Not that I would ever be in the
situation. I would, but it's like, I want a
death squad just in case, yeah, In case some shit happens I need

(33:09):
to. Get out of here.
Yeah. They're going to be in charge of
everything. You know, like you're not going
to be able to do anything. Yeah.
Whatever, I'm not going. I'm not getting invited anyways.
It would be cool to go overseas to do comedy, like, yeah, I
heard Australia's like, yeah, I was.
Did you listen to James McCann? Yeah, I love him.
Well, he was just here. Oh yeah, he did the improv,

(33:31):
Yeah. And then I seen he was the first
time I've seen him. I can't remember who he came
with. Shane.
No, he came with Matt Mccusker. Oh, really?
Yeah, we. Where did he?
Did he play the improv or OK? And he, yeah, he, yeah, he
opened for him. I think it was.
I think it was Matt Mccusker. Yeah.
Because I remember seeing this guy, he's from, he said he's
from Ohio and he had the Australian accent.

(33:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, oh, that's who
that guy was. And he was like, Dang, that guy
seemed cool. I wanted to hang out with that
guy. Yeah, he's awesome.
I love him. I love his podcast.
Yeah, yeah. I haven't seen his podcast.
I need to check that out. It's like it's the James Donna
Ford can catamaran plan. So he's like trying to make
enough money to buy a catamaran.That's like the point of it.

(34:15):
But he's like a lot of them. He's just like by himself.
Like there's one where he's in an airport and he just has a
camera set up and he's like sitting in the airport, which is
hilarious to me. Just sitting there.
Yeah, he's like in the like terminal and people are just
walking around and he's filming a podcast there.
I feel like that's pretty. Sick.
That is kind of cool. I like how people do live.
The only problem is that eventually people are going to

(34:36):
figure out what are you doing. Right.
Yeah, well, it's just random. People are just walking by.
Yeah, that's pretty good. But it's not like a live show.
It's just him. I always wanted to do like a
live version of like, like you ever see when Rogan did this End
of the World podcast? No, it was.
He did that whenever Trump got elected the first time.
Like they all went to like one of the comedy clubs and had a

(34:57):
bunch of comedians come out. That's when Bill Burke comes out
and he asks him about the he's like, oh, hey, did you get to
try that elk I gave you? He's like, did it make you feel?
He's like, yeah, he goes, it waspretty good because did you feel
more energy? He goes no Joe, you fucking
psycho. I like Bill.
I like Barry. People are worried that he's
too, like, woke, but he's just that guy.

(35:18):
He's always. Been that dude, Yeah.
And I mean, what what he's saying isn't wrong.
No. Is that like, oh, you guys just
take words and yeah, take him into something that's not even
what it was supposed to mean. That was like, I like that he's
calling out shit. Yeah, and it's like he's like
anti billionaires, anti like. Oh yeah, yeah, I've come.

(35:39):
I think I'm, I'm Bull, I'm Bull Moose party.
That's my new Oh yeah, I'm on that.
I'm on that savvy. So Roosevelt, Theodore
Roosevelt, he was a Republican, but he like towards his during
his like whatever presidency, yeah, he became more and more

(36:00):
like progressive and he started to like there were different
policies that like the yeah. Because he did all the natural.
Environmental stuff, yeah. So then he basically like hand
picked Taft to become the next guy and then he like went away.
And then Taft was president and he was running for re election
and Roosevelt was kind of like, you know what, I kind of want to

(36:21):
be president again because Taft wasn't like doing the things
that Roosevelt kind of wanted him to do.
Yeah. So then Taft won the the
Republican primary, but Roosevelt was like, fuck this,
I'm starting a new party that's built on like breaking down like
elite, not elite, like elite influence in politics.

(36:46):
Yeah, so I'm, I'm fully Bull Moose 'cause that's the least
controversial. Thing talk with Teddy Roosevelt.
Teddy Roosevelt. First of all, Teddy Roosevelt.
Hands down one of the coolest looking he's.
The coolest dude. He's got those, he's got the
glasses, he's got the big mustache.
He's always grinning. Just fucking Jack, yeah.
Yeah, and dude, that, that's a dude that got shot, right And
was like, I'm gonna keep rollingthrough my speech.

(37:07):
That's. What he said.
He said you can't bring a Bull Moose down that easily.
Yeah, that's how he started the Bull Moose Party.
That's come on up. That's some ballsy shit, right?
But that's what we need. We need, I mean, in my opinion,
we need a Teddy Roosevelt that cares about people.
Exactly. So that's do you ever watch, do
you ever watch the Rough Riders?I don't, I don't think.

(37:29):
Check out that movie. Yeah, it's like ATV, like mini
series, like he was like 3 hoursor whatever, but it's about like
Teddy Roosevelt leading the Rough Riders in the Spanish
American. War, that's what we want.
Yeah, yeah. And it's like he's very much
like going like going over people's heads and stuff because
he's like, no, this is the rightthing to do so.

(37:50):
We're going to do this. I was like, fuck yeah.
Yeah, he's a good dude. He's a good.
Well, I think so. And it's like Robin Williams
played him, so you got to love him.
Even more. Yeah, Well, he played him in the
museum, Yeah. Those movies RIP.
Yeah. I remember seeing the first one
in theaters, yeah is with my nephew and stuff.

(38:10):
And then like the last one was like, right when Robin Williams
died, I was like, that's crazy. I remember seeing the start of
this and the end of it. Like what the fuck like.
We need, we need more original movies for sure, Yeah, which all
like all these are good, but like we need.
But they can exist there, and wecan still make original movies.
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine with the remake.

(38:32):
I'm fine with a, you know, reboot, whatever, but you still
got to keep making original things, which a 24 has been
killing it with the original. Material.
Is it good? It's very good.
I didn't think it was going to be good because I was like, all
right, Covad, like whatever, whatever.
I heard like the ending is wild.It's crazy.

(38:53):
It's a crazy movie, but everyoneshould see it in a theater
because there's a lot of like there's a lot of different
storylines that happen in it. And so I could see if I was like
watching it on like my laptop, Iwould like get distracted and be
like what is going on? So that is the thing I've
noticed. Like, there's movies I've wanted
to see, yeah, but it's like I got too much going on.
I can't go see this in the theater.

(39:14):
And then when I watch it at home, I didn't get to enjoy the
movie like I wanted to because Iwas looking at my phone.
Yeah, that's that's very true. Because when I'm watching a
movie, I'm usually looking at myphone too.
I agree, the theater's the best thing ever.
It's awesome. I love it cuz it's you.
You have to shut everything downand focus on the movie.
Yeah, yeah. That's why Marvel movies I

(39:35):
always go Thursday night. Yeah, and you just get to enjoy.
That used to be a thing, yeah. Yeah, and you get to hang with
fans like you get to hang like, like I remember nothing will
beat the experience of seeing The Avengers and Infinity War
and End Game Thursday night whenthat movie came out.
Because that, that's the same appeal as comedy, though, too.

(39:55):
Yeah. As people go and they forget
their lives. Yeah.
And they sit in this group of people that are all facing the.
It's like what religion used to be.
Yeah, You know what I mean? And they're sitting there and
they're all enjoying this thing together.
Well, that was cool about being like, there's few movies I've
went to with a group of people and we all collectively laugh.

(40:15):
Right. Naked Gun was the first time
I've done that in a long fuckingI love.
Those old movies. Well, so me and my buddy went to
go see Baywatch in theaters. OK, we laughed at that movie.
Yeah, nobody else was really laughing.
We're the only ones in the theater laughing our asses.
On This is like the Rock Baywatch.
Yeah, yeah, we watched, We watched that one.
Yeah, we watched. Mike and Dave need wedding

(40:37):
dates. OK, Couples retreat.
Yeah, like we, me and my buddy went to the movie theater.
We wouldn't see Mike and Dave meet wedding date or need
wedding dates. There was a there was people who
came down like who were in the theater with us.
They said honestly, watching youguys laugh at the movie was
funnier than the movie. Itself.
Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah.

(40:58):
Well, that's like when you get like a little kid behind you or
something and they're like, what's going on?
Like that could be funny. Which is like we watch things
like it was like a simpler time,like we were like, how old are
you? I'm 22.
OK, shit, I'm 10 years older than you.
Fuck no. I'll be 11 years older than you,
except my birthday is this end of this month?

(41:18):
Yeah. Damn.
Don't worry about it dude. Yeah, but what I'm saying like
when I was like 25, like things were the best because like you
didn't have, you didn't have like a lot of responsibilities.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you can go out and have
fun. You got party with your friends
and still come home and, you know, not a big deal.
And as you get older, it's like all your friends settle down.

(41:41):
Yeah, they got kids and stuff. And you still go out and party,
right? It hurts more.
Yeah. It's like, oh shit, this is not
fun anymore. Right.
I need to. That's scary.
Yeah, it's weird. Like it all hit at 30.
OK, just the. Moment I turn 30, Yeah.
Hangover hurts more. I don't know if it's mental.

(42:02):
I think it's a body thing. Yeah.
I think it's just eventually your body goes.
All right, dude, you've had enough.
We're pumping the brakes here. You know what's?
Really scares me is I was at theDMV and I went to the bathroom
there's an old dude in there andhe was peeing and it sounded
like he was getting stabbed. Like old dudes when they pee, it

(42:24):
is the worst sound that you could possibly think of.
When they're just going, yeah, it's just trying to get it out.
But peeing for a regular, it feels like a good thing to do.
It feels nice. Yeah.
I mean, it's like top 20 yeah, experience.
And as you get older, like it sucks because then you're like,
all right, we're done now. And it's still just slowly go.

(42:45):
You're like, come on. But like I get just peeing just
start to when you're like 80 I guess it just starts to hurt.
Yeah, just the plumbing's slowing down, man.
There's clogs in the pipe. And that's, that's scary.
I don't want to lose peeing. Peeing's a good that's I don't
want to lose. Well, I mean, eventually people
just get catheters and it just lets it go.
That's the worst. Yeah.
This is just. This is like a crazy thought,

(43:07):
but I just don't. I don't want to lose peeing.
That's like sacred. That's fair.
Yeah. I hate when the people are like,
they lose feeling and they just start peeing.
They can't hold it and they justpee all over themselves.
I'm like, what a freeing but disgusting, Yeah.
Just super old people. Yeah, like you're get it.
Like you're like, yeah, I would like to know.
Like, like, imagine if you didn't have to like get up to go

(43:27):
to the bathroom. You could just just shit.
Just go, yeah. And somebody's in charge of
that. Yeah.
I mean at that point the biggestproblem would be being a burden
to over has to clean it up. Yeah, because you're just like,
guys, I'm eating Taco Bell. It's going to suck for you
fuckers later. Sorry.
Guys, my bad. Yeah, just have the shit guy
just go God damn it. Yeah, it's some like lady.
Sorry. Well, I guess yeah, we will.

(43:49):
AI will never do that because I think AI would be like, no,
you're disgusting, fuck you. Well, it'll.
Probably be like some robot thatlike you just have to like turn
over and it just sprays you. Yeah, it's just like, what is my
life? You clean up shit.
Well, that's what I mean by. God.
Those are going to be the jobs. The jobs are gonna be like
fixing, fixing robots, cleaning robots.

(44:10):
Yeah, we're still good. Like stuff like that, OK.
And it's gonna be like, what? All the good jobs are being
replaced by AI. Do you watch Love Death Robots?
I do not. On Netflix.
No, dude, It's like an SO. OK, the guy that made Deadpool
has an animation studio called Blur Studios.
And they used to do like if you were played like any like, PS2

(44:35):
game and you seen like a really nice cut scene.
Yeah, that was his studio. OK.
Like they did Marvel Ultimate Alliance.
Oh, got it. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That one they did all the cut scenes for and it's like super
realistic visuals. OK, So they decided to like,
we're going to tell like anthology stories that involve
sci-fi. So it's always like AI goes

(44:55):
wrong or like the robots, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they take over.
Yeah. They have different like there's
a space stories, there's time travel, there's werewolves.
Yeah, well, let me. So I'm not worried about the
robots themselves, like gaining sentience, like whatever that

(45:16):
might happen. I would have a robot friend
wouldn't. You that's chill, That's so
chill. Hey Luke Skywalker at C3PO.
Yes, that is chill. And but we get to use them.
What I'm worried about is the guys who are in charge of AI.
Yeah. Like, have you, did you see that
interview with Peter Thiel? They asked, So Peter Thiel is
like the godfather of AI. Yeah.

(45:39):
They asked him, do you think thehuman species should endure?
And he, like, couldn't answer that question.
And it's like, this is the guy who's like, in charge of like
making these AI systems and he doesn't really care about the
humans. Yeah, man, that's why you can't.
Like autism's good to a point. Yeah.

(46:01):
And then? When it starts going like people
are a plague, that's when we have to stop them.
That's that's when it's like we need to get the RFKS out there
to be like, round them up, right?
Yeah. Yeah, the the registry.
I'm joking. Do not round up autism, no.
We love, we love them. But there used to be if you ran
a company, and a lot of this wasdisingenuous, but if you ran a

(46:24):
company and were in charge, you had to have some sort of human
skills. Yeah, You could talk to humans.
You could relate to humans and. You still need an HR department.
Right. And by virtue of that, you had
to care about humans a little bit.
Yeah, To be the CEO or the guy running the world.
And maybe your morals were a little messed up and you were

(46:45):
greedy or whatever, but now there's just these like, dorks
that want revenge on the world because of how they were treated
and they know more than everybody.
Yeah, they're like, listen, thatguy called me a bunch of slurs.
Yeah, growing up. Exactly.
I want him to lose his job. I'm gonna take his job and not
be able to feed his family. I'm gonna take his job and get a

(47:07):
lake house because of it, you know what I mean?
And that's, that's what it all boils down to, is who's getting
the lake house. Yeah, that's what everything,
every decision in politics today.
And I feel like I got called fatenough in high school that I
deserve a lake. House yes I agree, just saying
well this poncho needs to be at a lake.
House, I agree. This needs to be like in a
leather couch. Yes, smoking a cigar.

(47:29):
But you're not gonna fuck over the whole world to get at the
lake house. Only the ones who've done me
wrong. Who've called you?
Yeah, only. The ones who've called me pain
and. Which is that's that's on them.
Yeah, and but their lives are all kind of shit anyway, so I
kind of like exactly this. This worked out.
Because they don't have empathy.They.
Don't. Yeah, some of those guys died of
fentanyl overdose. So we won anyway.
Yeah. What do you don't hate the world

(47:49):
because? Of it, let's bring in the
fentanyl so the bullies can. No, just kidding.
That's what they is. They're like, oh, we're just
going to open the borders, let fentanyl come.
In that way, yeah. Yeah.
But it's crazy. I'm not.
I'm anti AI. Yeah, I see where AI goes wrong,
but I also like it's one of those things that's like this
would be a great tool if we would use it right, but I know

(48:10):
we won't use it right. We won't use it right because we
don't have the choice over how it's used.
Look at the nuclear bomb. Yeah, like Oppenheimer is a
prime. Oppenheimer is basically an
allegory for AI. Yes, but Oppenheimer also had
some sort of moral. Right.
Yeah, because he was. The whole reason why he was
doing it was because, oh, we do this.
There won't be any wars. Yeah, like that's in the movie

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that we're showing. Like there's not going to be any
war after this. The moment that they detonate
it, can you build a bigger one? Right.
Fuck, yeah. I mean, it was always like, I
think Louis talks about it wherehe goes, it's Cowboys and and
nerds. I don't know.
So there's like, there's Cowboysthat they go to the West.
Like they are the ones that are defining these.

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They're the door kickers. They know how to do shit.
And but they're not the ones that are going to like innovate,
you know? Yeah, they're finding these new
frontiers, but they're not goingto innovate.
But now they're the same. Now the dorks are in charge of
the new stuff and controlling it.
You know what I mean? Yeah, So I don't the.
Cowboys don't know what to do. They're like fuck, I can't punch

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nothing right? I don't know what to do.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, But they'll they'll, you
know, be diplomatic. Yeah.
And the dork will be in charge of the thing.
But if the Cowboys going to losethe people, then he's not going
to make the decision that the dork thinks is the right
decision, you know what I mean? Because they like people.

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Yeah. Leaders who don't like humans is
not good. No, that's never good.
No, because there's some people.It's like, these are only meant
to control, right? These are all these people were
meant to be. Yeah.
It's like damn dude, like. Because they want the lake
house. They want the yacht.
Yeah, yeah. Do you think Putin has a lake
house? I think Putin has.
Whatever he wants, I feel like he has a his lake house is like

(49:57):
on Chernobyl and like there's three eyed fish.
Yeah, he's he has his mountain like residence.
He kind of does look like Mr. Burns now I think about.
Yeah, yeah. Like he's waiting for.
His yeah, every time. I'm not.
Putin sucks dude. Obviously.
Putin on Ritz, Yeah. So I keep thinking every time he
says everybody says his name, I think of that song.

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OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've or Trump the other day was talking about or yesterday was
talking about he's putting like nuclear submarines in like close
enough to Russia 'cause they were talking smack.
It's all good. That's pretty scary.
Yeah, it's, it's fun. It's fun living in the age that
World War Three might happen. The end of the world that would.

(50:41):
Be now you know how your parent?Well, at least now I know how my
parents felt in the 60s. 60s and70s.
And they're like, God damn it, we're go back it again.
Yeah, yeah, it is scary. It would be all right to be the
end of the at the end of things.It would be kind of fun.
Yeah. I think it's kind of one.
It's like you have to have, you have to watch, first of all, you
have to watch a bunch of like apocalyptic sci-fi.

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Yeah, 'cause you're like, are wegoing the Terminator route?
Yeah. Are we going Mad Max?
Right, 'cause you got to prep for which how are you going to
live? Yeah.
'Cause if you're like, all right, Mad Max, I got to learn
about cars, right, Right, right.You know, Terminator, Fuck, I
just got to really get really good at guns.
Yeah, the problem is like now the leaders are also like, yeah,

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it'd be cool. It'd be sick.
It'd be that important at the end of time, you know, you
think. Trump would like, oh, he'd be a
war boy. Trump.
He'd be like one of those war dogs that you'd see in, yes, Mad
Max. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like the bullet farmer? The bullet fart now.
And the bullet farmer got the best bullet.
Yeah. Best bullets in the entire

(51:41):
wasteland, Just saying. Yeah, yeah, I don't.
Know I can't Unsee it. Yeah.
I could see Kamala Harris being like a control of Thunderdome.
True. Yeah, like, like all sweet.
Yeah, yeah. I don't know.
It's scary. Now that's why I want to ask AI
like please imagine the 2024 politicians.
Well, that's the. Thing that's the other thing

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about AI, is it? That's what I mean.
It could be so good it could be hilarious.
Did you see the videos like it was like Trump and Kamala
walking on the beach holding hands?
Those are so funny. That's like, why can't we just
stick to that instead of ruiningthe world?
Yeah. Like they're talking about doing
a a whole movie in AI and I'm like, you can try.
That's not good, but like. See the problem is they like we

(52:26):
can just use AI to do the voice.Do you ever listen when AI
talks? Yeah, but even also then that
somebody out of a job. Yeah, but I'm like, for
instance, you ever listen to theAI videos and like, hi, we're
reporting here from the floods. I'm like you can hear the the
digital voice. There's a bit of.
Yeah, you can hear the weird digital voice where it's trying

(52:48):
to put words together. Yeah, yeah, it's in the future.
We're gonna be like people used to work every day.
People used to have jobs for money and now we just exist.
Or we could be going down that Horizon 0 dawn route.
We have robot dinosaurs, AI dinosaurs.
Which obviously good. That'd be cool.
Bring me a robot dinosaur, yeah.I always watch those games.

(53:10):
I'm like, wow, they jump really high.
That's awesome. And they're like, fuck, if I had
to do that, I'd be screwed. Like, yeah, Uncharted, I would
have died in real life. I'm dying in any.
The first mission. Yeah, but it won't even be that
cool though. Yeah, because we don't have
control over it. Yeah, it's true.
It's sad. That's very sad.
I do like playing the VR, like ever do VR.

(53:32):
I've done like the original ones, like the ones that like
basically it was like, you know,the games on the Black bear.
Yeah. So it's like that but VR?
OK, I remember playing like there was like a when the
Incredible Hulk came out, they had AVR headset where you had to
like fight, but like it was one of those like you had the set

(53:54):
where you could see the the yeah, you could see the missiles
coming in the game and your controller would react.
But yeah, but it was that's awesome.
Yeah, it was like a it was actually kind of shitty.
Oh, OK, yeah, 'cause it was. But it's a 2003.
It's a good 2003. They had VR Hulk.
It was. So what it was is you had the
headset on, the controller was wireless OK, and like all it was

(54:17):
is you were controlling a littleHulk character.
It was like he was moving back and forth.
You weren't. Yeah.
That would be good though, if you were like, you were big.
Yeah. Fucking.
That would be, that would be nice.
That would be dope. They have yet to do that as like
a VR game. Yeah.
What we're fucking up as a society.
I'm just saying that's. What I'm saying give me VR Hulk.
Like they're doing like you can do Spider Man where you can web

(54:38):
swing and shit. Yes, come on.
Exactly. We want that.
That's what AI Superman. That's what AI should be.
AI doesn't need to be take everyjob.
AI needs to be VR Hulk. Give me a Superman game where I
can fly around and shit like. Give me VR Hulk.
That would be first of all, imagine like getting pissed at
your boss and just coming home and just destroying New York

(55:00):
City as the. Most.
Yeah, that there's no more terrorists if you get to do it
as we. Are like, oh sweet, we didn't
have to worry about, you know, we didn't have to blow ourselves
up this whole time. We just done it in the game.
You get to have a job. Well, here's what I was
thinking. Video games are getting worse
and it's I think that would leadto people doing bad stuff
because they don't they're not they're not that interested like

(55:23):
the in game purchases. Yeah, you know the GTA, like my
brother goes. You know, many times I've had a
bad day at work and just mowed down people in.
Vice City, it's way better than doing it in real life, Yeah,
because you get to do it online.I think that should be the
narrative around video games is they're stopping like.
Vent your frustrations out here.Yes, and you know what?
I think Bonnie Blue should get the Nobel Peace Prize because

(55:45):
she probably stopped at least one mass shooting that day.
For sure some dudes just like, oh God, I was gonna shoot, but
now I'm glad I shot here. Yeah, exactly.
That's exactly, Yeah, yeah, justliterally just, you know,
blowing loads, but different kind of loads.
Exactly. And so, Bonnie Blue, thank you.
Yeah, good for you. Because all these like crazy
guys are just. She might have stopped 1000 mass

(56:07):
shoot. She probably did.
Yeah, I actually wrote, I've, I wrote a joke about that.
Oh, sweet. Actually, just in time at the go
check the camera. We'll be right back.
We'll be back and we're back. We're.
Back. Yeah, so you were telling me
like off pod, that you've also got to interview a couple other
comics? Yeah, so I interviewed.
It was, it was only those two. It was Arie Spears and Sodor,

(56:29):
Which Arie Spears is sick. He has the best Tony Soprano.
I was just showing it to my neighbor last night.
I was like, dude, I wish I couldbe this.
It's. Crazy.
It's it was insane. I was in the room with him and
he was doing it and I was like Jesus.
This is wild. That's that's crazy.
I tried but it's so it's so hardto get the the way he gets that
gruff. Yeah.

(56:49):
And there's like, I can't. My body doesn't do that.
Yeah, you know what I mean? Like it's a whole.
Yeah, he's a good shot. Forget about it.
You're like, oh fuck yeah, sweet.
Like, I can't even tap into that.
And then I interviewed Soder as well.
Dan Soder. Nice he does the Katt Williams
one. Yeah, he does Chappelle too.
Sweet. Yeah.
But he's he was like the nicest dude I've ever.

(57:11):
He was so. Nice.
I heard he's a big gamer. Yeah, yeah, I've seen a couple
of his podcasts. I think he had Laszlo Jones on.
OK And Laszlo Jones was a guy. He was in all the GTA games, OK.
He was like a DJ on there. Got it.
Yeah. But like, he knew all the
comedians and stuff, so he'd always get the stand up
comedians to appear. Yeah.

(57:31):
And he's like, he goes, dude, there's so much stuff.
He he was talking and telling him, like there's so many Easter
eggs we put in the games. Yeah.
That because some things are just meant to go nowhere.
Like he was like that Mount Chiliad thing.
They finally came out and said that was just a wild goose
thing. We put that in there just to see
how long people it would take for people to realize there's

(57:52):
nothing here. Yeah, when is 6 coming out?
6 comes out next year. OK.
I think it'll be it's either going to be March of next year
or May of next. Year.
We just have to make it till then.
That's all I have to do. No nuclear war.
But then someone fucking broughtup a point here where they're
saying that the couple because it's supposedly it's like a

(58:13):
Bonnie and Clyde situation. And you get to be or not get you
are. That the couple are technically
Mary and Arthur, resurrected from Red Dead 2.
Whoa. Like it's almost like they're
like, like, yeah, but not resurrected, but reincarnated.
Right, interesting. Did they look like I didn't see
the? They do kind of look similar.

(58:34):
The Red Dead is amazing. Yeah, that gameplay.
Red Dead 2 if you don't if you don't fucking as a man cry at
the last mission. Oh, come on.
I don't even last ride where they got the Willie Nelson song
playing. I don't even play that many like
storyline. I don't even play.
I don't have a console right now.
I sold or I got rid. I sold it, but that story is

(58:56):
that's that's like one of the ITwould be a great movie.
It would be. My favorite 1 was like taking an
edible and just walking through and just picking flowers.
Dude, and you can do anything inthat.
It's so good. Yeah, you just, it's like
there's some days where I was like, you know what?
I just want to be an outlaw. So I just run through the town
just blasting anybody I saw. And there's real consequence.
It's like a real, that's a real game.

(59:19):
Yeah, yeah. And then you throw like the
cutscenes were interactive, so people were like throwing
dynamite into a room, then walking into the cutscene and
then like you'd see them talkingto a headless corpse.
Could have blew up. Yeah, the online for that game
could have been better. For sure.
Yeah, like I always hate what I what I hate about playing like
online open world games like that is that you will get these

(59:41):
mini like feuds. Like I would hear in some dude,
he would purposely say things toget this other guy mad.
And the guy's like, motherfucker, say one more word,
I swear to God. And then he'd be like, all
right. And he'd say it again.
And then you'd see him chasing him around the map and shit like
he's a come here motherfucker. That's kind of good though.
That's kind of, yeah. I don't know, I I feel like it

(01:00:03):
could have been close. It could have been like, like
GTA Online is fun. Yeah, it's a bit too much at
times. Yeah, yeah, it just sucks when
you're trying to do something and some guy servers like blows
you up or yeah. But it is it's objectively.
Fun winter time's always the best because they actually put
snow down and then your car reacts to the snow.
And like, that's so good. That's where we should be going.

(01:00:24):
Let's. Go that way, the fireworks
launcher and stuff. You can shoot fireworks with
people on the 4th of July. That'll be crazy in VR too once
they go there. I think people have done it like
because there's a there's like apad that you can get now that
the pad almost like a treadmill,Yeah.
And it goes in all directions, right.
So it allows you to run and thenyou can hold the controller up

(01:00:47):
like it's a gun. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The VR headset you can see everything.
Well, we're going to get to the point where they're like selling
us real life experiences throughVR and we don't get real life,
we don't get the real. Life Imagine Call of Duty in VR.
Yeah, I mean, that's just enlisting.
You get like a like a tac vest and everything.

(01:01:07):
Like when you get shot you actually feel it like hit you.
You actually die. Whoa, that'd be insane.
Yeah. Like just it takes you out.
Fucking this stuff just shoots agun into your chest.
It's like, fuck, wait, wait, wait.
I guess this is like Black Mirror.
They kind of did. They kind of.
Yo that Black Mirror episode they did?
With the brother or the friends?Yeah, that's.
When they're just like, what? Yeah, 'cause you're kept

(01:01:31):
watching it, like, oh, and then the guy's like, maybe you're
just gay. And he's like, no, I'm not gay,
man. I'm just, I, I just want to fuck
in the video game. It's like that's.
No thanks. Yeah, that was that was crazy.
Yeah, black mirrors are interesting.
Especially when you're like, well, wait a minute if you're
feeling everything. Right.
What is he feeling? Yeah, but he feels it.
Yeah, I don't know. Cuz it's like, well, yeah, you

(01:01:55):
just kept watching. You're like, I'm trying to
understand the logistics of thismore than I am trying to
understand the why, right? Yeah, but that's good.
It's good to ponder these thingsbefore they actually happen.
Dude I'll tell you what, I watched the new season recently
and the new REIT season was pretty good.
OK, they did their first sequel.Got it.

(01:02:16):
Just yeah. Yeah, then they made a mobile
game that ties into one episode.Yeah, and the mobile game is
fucking creepy. Really.
Cuz how? It gets sentient, Yeah.
So it starts talking to you. Dang.
And then like, when you don't goback to the game, you'll get
notifications from it and it'll be like, are you coming back?

(01:02:37):
Harry, we need you, you know. What's crazy is every app
actually does that, they're justtrying to hide it.
Yeah, yeah, except this like makes it more like it's the game
reaching out to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cuz they're purposely, yeah, yeah.
It's not good. Cuz it's like there's always a
game that's like, hey, come backand fight for more and you're
like, right, That's not the same.
Yeah, I know. There's, it's the same goal,

(01:02:57):
yeah. Yeah, it's whenever it starts
talking to you mean like, are you okay?
Yeah, it's like. When are you done with work so
we can get back together? Play.
You're like what the fuck? That's what I mean, that's why I
needed deleted Snapchat notifications cuz I'm like.
It would be kind of cool though,yeah.
Just knowing that your game talks to you, it's like.
Come back, please. Yeah, we need to kill some
people online. Like imagine you're playing like

(01:03:19):
Uncharted and you went to jump and then all of a sudden Nathan
Drake looks. You guys all right, dude, I'm
tired of fucking dying to do it right this time.
You're like what the fuck? Yeah.
It's like, dude, come on again. Yeah, yeah, that, that is good.
Well, I'm just scared that I'm scared.
Like what you said before. It knows you better than you
know yourself. It knows you're getting off of
work. It knows you need the layoffs.

(01:03:40):
Because your phone, like my phone will go as soon as you get
in your car to leave work. It goes directions to.
Home, yeah. Or like if I there's times I got
in the I got in my car on Wednesdays and say directions to
funny farm, right? It was like already mapping the
course. I'm like, I have things to do
after work. I can't go up to the funny farm
today. Right.
There's no agency, Yeah. Yeah, it's it's like it'll tell

(01:04:02):
you like, you know, for instance, like let's say
Tuesdays, you get up and go get coffee, right?
As soon as you get wake up in the morning, you're gonna map on
the thing on your phone going, hey, go get coffee.
Yeah, it's not good. I don't like any of it.
I mean, it's nice. It is nice.
Yeah, the convenience is there, but it's also like, why are you?
What, What? How do you know what I'm doing
today? What I don't like about it is

(01:04:23):
that there's a human on the other end of it making money,
and it's not actually for my convenience, it's for my
control. Yeah, you know what I mean.
It'd be cool if your phone in the morning just went and said
hey, what are you doing today? Like I'll map out your day for
you if you need to. That's different.
Yes, 'cause that's not, they're not collecting your information.
They're going what are you, whatdo you want and let me help you

(01:04:43):
do that. That's C3PO.
The difference is C3PO wasn't trying to sell gold watches.
Maybe it needs to get to that first before it gets better.
Maybe it has to get worse beforeit gets.
Better. That is like how history goes.
It's just, you know, people create something and it makes
things good for them. The people have to experience it

(01:05:05):
and then they uprise and they have to.
So I'm not. Like, think about how crazy
everything was, like when they started putting Violet, like,
you know, Rd. things up. Yeah.
Like, All right, listen, you guys got cars, but we can't just
let you guys just run wild here.Yeah, We got to put limits on
this shit. I took a class about Wikipedia,
and it was just about like how actually Wikipedia is such a

(01:05:28):
good thing because people createit and they own that information
and it is vetted more than your middle school teacher, high
school teacher would have wantedyou to believe.
And we went back and we read. And now they have cited things
in there where they're like, hey, this is where we get this
information. So it is, it's a valuable tool
because it's people coming together to to create something.

(01:05:50):
It's not like here's the news and here's how we're selling the
news. But we went back and we read
this thing by some, I don't know, philosopher or something.
And it was like when writing became more mainstream and he
was like, this is dangerous. Like people are going to be
reading all day. They're going to be like,

(01:06:11):
they're not going to be able to think for themselves.
Like, and that's so every like invention in history sort of has
that process of like this is bad, this is bad, this is good.
We just need to adjust. Yeah, look at TVTV was mostly
just for informational stuff andnow it's like and.
It was like the devil and the Internet, but the Internet.

(01:06:33):
We were kind of right about the Internet being bad.
But now the Internet is like linked so much in our society
that if the Internet goes down, we might be.
Fucked. It's bad, yeah, but so that's
what I'm worried about is 2 little people have control over
AI in the future. Yeah, eventually, like we don't
want to have the point where we have a Wally situation where

(01:06:55):
it's like everything's taken care of, but then at the same
time it's like, wait. No agents.
We had a chance to benefit ourselves, but they don't.
We don't. It wouldn't need it.
It knows that when it does that,it completes its task.
We don't need it anymore. And we have no choice.
We have no control over that. Yeah.
But to us it's like, hey, no, that.
But see, the computer doesn't realize that 'cause it can't, it

(01:07:16):
doesn't have feelings. It doesn't know, hey, what if I
just alert this concern to them and ask them like, hey, what
happens to me once I do this? Yeah, we could have been like,
hey, listen, we'll find a way torepurpose you in our society
that you'll still be here. Yeah, you can't really ask AI to
help you figure. You can ask AI for information,

(01:07:39):
but they're not really going to help you figure anything.
Yeah, AI goes off of statistics and stuff versus like, why don't
you ask? It doesn't understand trust.
Yeah, it doesn't understand belief and human concepts.
So maybe we do deserve to be naked.
Maybe this entire everything should just maybe it.
Does maybe it's just like, you know, God just keeps looking

(01:07:59):
down like we need to reset. Yeah, maybe we should.
Well, that's if you ask AI like,what's the problem on Earth?
They ought to say humans. Yeah, yeah.
But maybe, maybe it's a good thing that we'll have we'll
start a start a nuclear war to hide the pedophile ring.
That's what it is like to cover up the Epstein list.
Fuck it, drop the nuke. Yeah, I don't want to be exposed

(01:08:22):
as a pedophile, so I'm going to drop a nuclear bomb.
Oh my God, did you watch any of the Comic Con footage?
No. Kevin Smith did a panel for Tron
Aries. Yeah.
And he made a comment to Jared Leto.
He goes. He goes.
Would you say? Because is it too?
He goes, is it too? Is it?
Is it time now that I can still say it's morbin time?

(01:08:44):
And he said Jared Leto was pissed.
Oh, damn. Pissed.
Like you could see like it was too soon.
Yeah, did you know that Ari Astor's asked to direct that
movie? Oh, really?
The guy who directed Hereditary in Midsummer.
He was supposed to do Morbius. They asked him.
I think yeah, he said. No.
I but the guy that they got to direct that movie, it's still he

(01:09:08):
was a good director too. Who was it?
I don't know. I I forget who it was, but I've
seen like they they were showinglike the movies he did before
like were actually good movies. Yeah, I never saw more, but
obviously it was. I, I didn't watch it.
I watched reviews of it. Yeah, Yeah.
And they're like, there's inklings here of something that
could have been good. Right, but it's.

(01:09:29):
But it's not. Dude, I saw this one movie with
Jared Leto. I don't even know it was what it
was called, but it was about like time.
Oh, it's at Mr. Nobody that is freaky.
Yeah, actually, hang on a second.
OK. I was checking to make sure,

(01:09:50):
like, you know, no one's you make sure your car was good.
Oh yeah, yeah, it was just the male.
I was worried that the. It's Saturday, no one's over
there. I don't think anyone's going to
say nothing. And by the time they get here,
you'll be, you know, we're almost wrapping it up here.
We're hitting, Oh, we're just hitting over an hour.
I thought we were further along.That's all right.

(01:10:12):
Yeah, we're still good though. We got we got another 14
minutes. We had to check the camera.
So I was worried that the they heard us talking about Epstein.
Oh, it could have been. They came in.
You can't talk about that. That'd be, that would be weird.
Yeah. Just all of a sudden Alex Jones
comes and goes. Everybody get out.
They're coming for you. Not talking about it.
Yeah, it is. It's it doesn't seem good.

(01:10:33):
No, I was like, I thought, there's a lot of people I know
that are that were huge, like Trump fans.
Yeah. They're like, don't know how to
feel now. Yeah, 'cause you can't, you
can't hide the fact no matter how much you like Trump, which I
don't care if someone likes, that's fine.
Yeah, no matter how much that is, how much you like him, you
can't hide the fact that like heis weird about girls and he was

(01:10:59):
friends with his pedophile. He is a billionaire.
He's a man who had all this power, all this stuff.
What did you think he was going to be?
You have to understand people don't understand the mindset and
they don't want to understand the mindset and the reality of
what the world is, which is whenyou're in a guy with that much
power, you can get anything you want.

(01:11:20):
Yeah, and it happened to be for him.
At a certain point, like you start going after things where
it's like, well, I have the power to take it, why don't I
just take it? Yeah, and it's bad.
It's I'm not saying it's right, it's just what fucking happens.
Yeah, it is what happens. And that's just that's why you
got to check people in power somehow.
Yeah, the thing about Trump, people like Trump because he's

(01:11:42):
funny also, but. He is funny.
Oh, he's obviously funny. Yeah.
Yeah. But he is like a result of the
time. And like for people, he was the
answer to the problems they werehaving.
But he's not. He's never been like this.
Perfect. Yeah.
Like being for anybody, I. Don't Yeah, anyone who's like,

(01:12:04):
Oh no, this guy is the greatest thing that ever happened.
No, no, no, He's what you need in.
OK. So that's The thing is people
don't understand in like a certain time, like sometimes you
need to call on the guy to do the job that nobody else can do,
nobody else wants to do because they know they're going to be
the bad guy. You need a guy that's like you,

(01:12:25):
You OK? You need a Jack Nicholson from A
Few Good Men, Right, Right, right.
Right. That you need me on that wall
even though you don't agree withwhat I'm doing.
Yes, yes. And I, I don't, I'd, I've never
agreed with like anything Trump,but I completely understand like
the one for that thing. Yeah.

(01:12:47):
And that makes sense to me. And anybody who's like people
who believe that are just purelyracist and stupid and evil.
It's like you don't understand humans.
You don't understand why people like this guy?
Then you're part of the problem.Yeah, yeah.
Like there's some people. It's like, I get what you're
saying. I understand everything you're

(01:13:08):
saying, but you have to look at from this guy.
Cannot override everything. Yeah, like he's trying to.
Yeah, but there's still checks and balances.
Right. For like the system.
And then he he is a part of thatmore than he would have let off
too, because he was a billionaire and he knows all
these. People, yeah, he knows that he
can't do certain things. He's going to make us think
about it, act like he can, but he knows down he can't.

(01:13:30):
Yeah, because there's it's an intimidation tactic.
Well, I actually think he would if these people weren't, didn't
show fealty to him because he what?
Trump cared. He's like the purest narcissist.
Yeah, of all time. He's like the narcissism in like
its purest form in the same way that like Mr. Rogers is like
empathy in his its purest form. Yeah, Trump is narcissism in its

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purest form. And all he cares about is like 3
things. It's like loyalty and fealty and
power and then money. Yeah, but money's third there.
And the moment you disagree withhim, he takes.
It it's like, oh, you're disloyal.
Yeah. And that's why all those like
Bezos and Zuckerberg will show up to the inauguration and play

(01:14:19):
with his balls. Yeah.
Because they know that if they're loyal to him, he will
help them. Yeah.
Because he's a narcissist. And so I do think if there's
something that you don't like and Trump is the vehicle to
ending, that he is the best vehicle to ending. 100%, You
know what I mean? If there's something you're

(01:14:39):
like, I don't like this, this isdumb, this is weird.
That's the guy you want to go inand shut that shit down?
He right now he's pro AII have afeeling and this is my this is
my. The moment AI is like he's on
the Epstein list, right? AI is bad.
We have to kill it, destroy it, turn it.
Off. Drop a nuke where the dead of
mind centers are. We're killing them all.

(01:15:00):
I don't like dork the they're going to the there's going to be
an AI guy who's going to turn onTrump a little bit.
And the moment that happens, he's going to turn on AI and
he's going to go these fucking dorks are trying to ruin.
And if he ends up being the guy who I know Trump's listening.

(01:15:22):
You know what's? Crazy to me is what's here's
what made me laugh is that the moment Trump said, hey, listen,
DEI is dead. We're done.
We're not doing this no more. How many companies were just
like, OK, OK, we're done. Yeah, It's like, but it's like
everyone knew. Like, first of all, you didn't
do that out of fear. You did that because you're
like, oh, thank God I don't haveto deal.

(01:15:43):
With this, thank God, but also yes, yes, and but also the
bottom line, yeah, because for awhile to be to run a successful
business, you had to do those things.
But he exposed that the reason they were doing those things was
for money in the 1st. Place you have to look at.
I get people don't like it, and I understand the reasons why,

(01:16:05):
but also I'm one of those types where it's like, look at the
gift he gave you. Yeah, he just showed you.
All these businesses are full ofshit.
He showed you everything is a. Scam.
Yeah, he showed you that Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham and and
then there's obviously people onthe other side that are are the
same way in terms of politicians.

(01:16:26):
But he shows you that those guyswill turn their morals for
power. Here's where I found out DEI was
bullshit. Yeah.
So we're, I, I start like duringCOVID, I, I went back to school
and I started a job working at Eddie Bauer in the outlets in
Washington. And the guy goes, yeah, cuz they

(01:16:46):
have this for like to include bemore inclusive.
They they released a pride thermos that we're selling.
I said to be more inclusive. That's what you decide to do.
Again, don't have a problem withanyone who is.
That's fine. Do what you want to do.
But I said you want to be more inclusive.
I said, how about you be more inclusive?

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I can't buy a single fucking shirt in this place because it
doesn't fit me. I was like, fat people don't go
hiking. Yeah, that's Fat people don't
want to go outdoors. You want us to lose weight, but
yet you won't buy me the sell methe tools?
It's not the decal, it's the. It's the actual.
Shirt and it blew his mind. He was the assistant manager.
He's like Oh my God, you've justruined my like viewpoint on

(01:17:29):
things. Yeah, well, the the thing that
ruins it for me is all those companies that made pride
whatever. Yeah, which, you know, certainly
there's people that have correctintentions with that, you know
what I mean? But all those people that made
pride stuff are now making American flag stuff, which first

(01:17:49):
of all, I don't know why one party gets to claim the American
flag, the Bull Moose party gets to the American flag, my, my
Bull Moose party. But now they're sort of entering
this different nationalistic view because it's that's what's
working right now. So it's like you these all these
bullshit companies that were trying to act like they were

(01:18:11):
woke only care about money. See, my thing is like, I
understand having a pride in thesense of where you come from.
Like, hey, yeah, I was born in America, you know?
Hey, we yeah. I'm proud of where I came from,
where I originally arrived. That's fine.
But then that whole nationalism thing where it was like where

(01:18:31):
it's like America is a superheroand it's super pro.
That's when it gets too weird. Well, you border on that Nazi
line right there. Yeah, I think the, the the point
should be I'm going back to Teddy Roosevelt, he said.
Or man, this might have been FDRactually, but it was like I'm
going to fuck up the quote but the the shake of long sticker.

(01:18:54):
Yeah. Walk, walk.
Walk quietly, but carry a big stick.
Carry a big stick. Yeah, that's what America.
America is supposed to be the shining, shining whatever on the
hill. Yeah, these quotes don't matter,
but in America is a supposed to be a hero in the sense that it
stands for for liberty and freedom for people.

(01:19:15):
Yeah, it was supposed to be likeyou or guys are supposed to
pattern yourselves after us, right?
Like, see how we do things. This is how we're supposed to
live as a society. You guys should want to try and
live like this. Because it was supposed to be
the people, the people first. It's a democracy.
The people should representativeof democracy.
We should be doing what's best for the people, not what's best
for ourselves. PA is a prime example of a state

(01:19:40):
that does not give a fuck about what the people think.
Because one, why is it we pay higher gas than everybody else?
Why is it we have higher Rd. taxthan everybody else?
Well, that's that's why I get mad when people don't like the
the founding fathers and they think, you know, obviously they
did some things that were. First of all.

(01:20:00):
Everyone who does hate hates theFounding fathers.
Understand something. These guys were beer drinking
party guys. Yeah, and they said fuck it,
we're going to overthrow the government.
Yeah, and they did. They were, but there was also
like the Franklin, like Franklinwas like a genius.
Yeah. And he, he for a while was a
loyalist. So he was like, I'm with the
British, like, and he didn't want to start.

(01:20:21):
And then he was in London and they were making fun of him.
And he was like, you know what? America.
Yeah. So.
But those guys, the thing about the the founding of this country
that is that is so amazing to me, is they were flawed men and
they knew they were flawed men and they created a system with
the hope and ideals of better men coming after.

(01:20:45):
Yeah, we're like, all right. We know that down the road,
people are going to become smarter than.
We are. They're going to.
They're going to fix this. They weren't expecting like, Oh
no, we're just going to get greedier.
Right. And they created a system for
better men to create a better country than the idea that they
had. They made a country that could

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become better because of better people.
And now you can't look at the future and say there's better
men coming. Yeah, you can't, because the the
greed, the corporation greed that is sort of running the
government is so far from a representative democracy that
that's where I'm like, what are we doing?

(01:21:27):
Yeah, think about that's, I think it's kind of how the AI
guys are thinking too. They're kind of like we fixed
it. Somebody else down the road
that's way smarter than us will know more and they can make it.
They can fix it better than we can.
Yeah, that's true too. That's what they're thinking,
but they don't realize they might just fuck it up more
because they're like, oh, there's so much control we have,
I don't. Know when you talk to these AI
guys, they're afraid of AI. They're afraid of the evolution

(01:21:51):
of it. Yeah, well, you keep pushing it,
so yeah, exactly. Are you afraid?
They're creating the opposite ofthe idea of America.
They're creating a system that is going to devolve by.
It's a like by growing. Yeah, fuck it, they all just
need to go back to the poncho days.
Yeah, bro, bring back to wearingponchos.
Come on, Wolverine ponchos. Dude imagine you go to Walmart

(01:22:13):
like tomorrow and just everyone's wearing a poncho but
you. Come on.
How great would society be? I want it.
I want that bad. Think about it.
First of all, you know how much cooling these things are?
They're not they're not heavy you.
Could be naked under that. Literally.
Yeah. You know what I mean?
We need ponchos. Just make sure you clean up
good, right? You don't want to have.

(01:22:33):
It don't be naked. Yeah, don't make sure you wear a
brown poncho just in case. Yeah, just clean up.
Yeah. Yeah.
I don't know. We need ponchos.
For sure. Ponchos and cowboy hats.
Ponchos. No more pedophiles.
Yeah, no more pedophiles. More ponchos.
Should we go back to wearing like, cool hats?
Yes. Like back in the 30s, people
wearing fedoras and shit, Yeah, now you see a guy with a fedora,

(01:22:55):
you're like, fucking freak. Yeah, well that I get hyped on
the Irish. The Peaky Blinders hat.
Oh, those are. Sick.
Those hype me up. Yeah, I think I might move to
Ireland. I think that might be the move.
That would be fun. I wonder what they're like for
comedy though. Probably hilarious.
Maybe, but then they're like, you'll fucking talk about my
mother. True.
Yeah, they're probably all. The whole crowd is probably

(01:23:16):
funnier than me. I.
Just stopped an Irish guy from getting into a fight one time.
Really. I was in Nashville and some guy
called this guy's mother, see you next Tuesday, right?
And he's like, you don't fuckingtalk about my mother.
My mother's a fucking St. And I'm like, hey man, what's
going on? He goes, heck, I fucking talked
about my mom. And I was like, fuck that guy

(01:23:38):
then. Yeah.
And I was like, well, fuck that guy then, man.
I was like, come on, we'll go get drunk, let's go.
And I just like, I, that's exactly how I like, I, I
introduced him to like 2 chicks or whatever.
There you go. And then I was just like, good
luck, Sir. And.
I That's what we need. Set him on his way.
Dude, but the Irish get pumped up.
I love, I love Irish people. Yeah, it's the best thing ever.

(01:23:58):
I've been reading this book about.
It's called The Immortal Irishman and it's about this
dude named Thomas Marr. And he, he was an Irish
revolutionary. So he was like an intellectual
and then he became like an Irishrevolutionary.
So he helped free the Irish fromthe British.
He invented the flag or he, he was the one who brought the flag

(01:24:22):
back from France. I think it was a gift 'cause
they were like, we support the Irish people and they need their
own flag. And then he was imprisoned by
somebody I forget for something.So then he went to Australia
because they put him in jail there.
He escaped Australia, went to New York and LED a brigade in

(01:24:43):
the Civil War. Fuck yeah.
Yeah. It's amazing what I amazing what
Jameson can do for you. Yes, You know what I mean.
Yeah, he's I got to check the. Camera real quick.
We'll be right back and we're back.
We're going crazy. Yeah, man.
So yeah, I was telling you aboutthat.
There's a comedy club in UP Ohioyou should check out at Funny
Farm. I'm going to have to.

(01:25:04):
I want to do a podcast and they're so bad.
You should ask. I've thought about it like I've
talked like the couple guys werelike, you should just chat with
the owner and ask him. I was like, because I've talked
to him. He's a super.
I tried to get him on my podcast, but anyone who works
with entertainers is one of those.
They're hesitant because they'relike, I know myself, I'll get

(01:25:24):
to, they start having too much fun and they're like, you know
who's a real Dick? You know what I mean?
They're like, oh shit, like, andit's like, you know, you don't
want to be on camera saying. Saying someone's a Dick, Yeah.
Yeah, unless you're like, you'retalking.
If it's talking shit on country singers, I'm all for.
Which ones? Oh, because there's like a few

(01:25:45):
I've met where it's like, yeah, that dude's a Dick.
And there's a couple that have like, Oh no, I heard he's a
great guy. Who who?
I heard Morgan Mullen's a Dick. Yeah, I think that's pretty,
pretty well established. Yeah, I've, I've seen things for
myself, got it at concerts of how he acted and stuff.
I'm like, Oh yeah, that dude is a Dick.

(01:26:06):
I had a friend who interned at SNL and he'd, he'd played SNL
and then that whole like, take me back to God's country thing.
Yeah. She was like he was a total
asshole. He was.
Oh, really? Very.
Yeah, he didn't. He was like very rude to people.
Yeah, I heard he was just such aDick and stuff.
And what? Do you think about Zac Bryan?

(01:26:29):
So I've been watching his littlething with Brianna Chicken Fry.
Well, first of all, what a fucking name.
Brianna Tricking Fry. I know, I thought that was a
fake name. Oh, it is.
It is. Yeah.
Her name is Brianna La Paglia. It's still dumb.
It is still dumb. Yeah, I don't like that she's
chicken fry. Yeah, and I don't know, 'cause
it's like 1. She keeps bringing it up.

(01:26:51):
Yeah, it's like, all right, bitch, let it go.
Yeah, like it's done. Come on.
Then there's also him. It's like, well, maybe you were
kind of a piece of shit dude. Like you have a history in.
A Yeah. And then there's that whole like
him looking at a fan like you'renot entitled to shit.
And it's like, you can say things in a nicer way.
Dude. You could have been like, hey,

(01:27:11):
I'm sorry I couldn't get to you.Next time I'm in town I got.
You and then even if you're lying, yeah, it's it's tough
because I love his music. I think he's really good.
I really like his music, but it seems like he might be maybe a
bit of an asshole, but also his music kind of is like I'm an
asshole. Like he kind of says that.
Yeah, everything he says is justlike I'm a piece of shit and

(01:27:33):
every girl is just like, yes youare, baby, but I'd still love
you. I can fix him.
No, you can't. He's telling you.
He's telling you he's an asshole.
That should be. That should be researched a
little bit more, too. Like, if, you know, if you're
dating Chris Brown today, you shouldn't be surprised.
Yeah, if you're like rap music, yeah, all rap music is.

(01:27:55):
Fuck this bitch. I don't care about her.
OK, you have the whole ditty thing, right?
Yeah. He dragged that woman down the
hallway by her hair and then she's like, but you stayed.
Yeah. And it's just like, yeah, it's
just money, you know, That's just what happens.
Because then supported me. He's also kind of like, well,
the guy's reviewing the footage.I'm like, why didn't no one just

(01:28:16):
go up there and say we're knocking on the door and we're
beating the fuck out of you as acollective group?
Like that's how you handle that situation.
Yes, but it's because he has so much power and but but you can't
date a rapper and expect it to go well.
Yeah. And be like, he's a piece of
shit. Like he obviously he tells us.

(01:28:37):
He said in every song he's talking about how he shot
somebody. He did all this stuff.
Granted, there is some people that write about things they've
never done true, but when it's one of those like, well, we've
had multiple allegations, we've had this you can't get.
Why are we surprised? Yeah, like the Jonathan Major,
things came out of left field because no one expected that

(01:28:58):
because like, no, there's no history, There's no pattern.
Well, you know, and he hasn't really done anything that says
like, you know, Oh, yeah, that'swhat this guy would do.
It's also like, it's also like Ihave friends that are pieces of
shit, you know, to girls, not not in like a abusive way.
No, but you know, there's certain friends.
There's certain friends that youknow, it's like you look at how

(01:29:19):
they view things. You're like, I don't agree with
this. He hasn't done anything to him.
And people are like, well, how can you be friends with
somebody? Really?
Let's look at all your friends. Tell me, how many, how many
fucking Karens are you friends with, bitch?
And you don't say a God damn word.
Well, they do. They say they don't like their
friends. Girls don't like their.
Friends. Yeah, they don't like their
friends, but they still won't stop hanging out with that
friend. Yes, yes, I, yeah, totally.

(01:29:40):
Yeah, totally. So that's why I'm kind of like,
listen, no, no one's friend is perfect.
No, but because nobody is perfect.
Yeah. And you should be allowed to be
friends with somebody who's kindof shitty.
Yeah. If somebody is really shitty,
then you should be allowed to befriends with them and be like,
hey, you're being shitty. Yeah.
And that's where that goes is upto you guys.

(01:30:02):
But I acknowledge that, yeah, I have friends too, but it's like,
I don't agree with how you talk.Like I was put in a situation
where a friend's girlfriend asked me, hey, do you think he's
a good guy? And I just went.
I don't know if I would. I was.
Like part of me was like, I can't lie, but at the same time

(01:30:27):
like. You just got to go.
I love him. I just went, I just looked there
and just went like this and I just went like that.
And I was like, because, becausethen the first thing that
happens is when something does fall apart, they're going to
look at you. Why didn't you warn me?
Like you're a nice, you're a decent person.
Why didn't you tell me? It's like, I didn't know it was

(01:30:47):
that bad. Because there's, I mean, that's
the thing too is you meet your friends.
You don't know what they do, what they're really.
Behind doors. Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, I could be. I could be a murderer and then
be like, why are you? Why'd you interview?
Him, I was friends with people that I was like, Oh yeah, he
seems like a decent dude. And then you found out, like, Oh
yeah, he was beating the shit out of his girlfriend.

(01:31:07):
And you look at your hand and you're like, I don't have any
respect for you now. Right.
And there's like this, there's like this like social currency
thing now where it's like you have to be the bet, not only the
best person, but you have to stand up against everything
that's bad. And if you don't stand up
against everything that's bad, you're not getting enough good
boy points. Meanwhile, these are the same

(01:31:29):
people that when a brawl's happening, they pull out their
phones. Exactly.
Yeah, because they're seeing it,Yeah.
That's what I'm saying. So it's like you're the same
ones that will share like fight videos, right?
Bitch at me because hey, you didn't tell your friend not to
hit on that. Person or they'll support like
like Luigi Mangioni, which is aninteresting case, but you can't

(01:31:53):
be like super pro Luigi Mangioniand like super Anti.
You can't be any friends with anybody who's an asshole, you
know what I mean? That's my thing is like I'm one
of the well, it's weird because it's like I don't, I don't
condone what Luigi did, but I can understand yes, yes, that
when you have no other option that everything is falling apart

(01:32:16):
and your life is basically over.You're like, well then fuck it.
Right. But at what point then do we
start being like, yeah, I understand.
Well, we do understand why thesemass shooters do that, too.
Yeah, like we get their reasoning.
But that should be a wake up call to society, like, hey, we
see what we're doing here. And I don't think anyone took a
lesson from it. No.

(01:32:36):
It was funny though, watching. Did you ever see the interview?
No, with it was like they were interviewing this CEO, this like
pharmaceutical CEO, and someone stood up and asked a question in
the middle of their thing and they screamed because they
thought somebody was going to shoot them.

(01:32:57):
Like they got scared. Like, yeah, I was like, nice to
see you're on your toes. Right.
Yeah. And the fact that these people
are so, so evil that they are, instead of changing their ways,
they're just worried about getting assassinated, is like,
maybe why don't we just help people?
Out. Yeah.
Why don't you just not be a Dick?

(01:33:18):
You wouldn't have this problem. Yeah, I don't know what we need.
Someone's got to fix this. I don't know.
I think we need, we need Superman.
That's what we need. We.
Need Superman, we need ponchos and we need off brand hey dudes
cuz off brand hey dudes are better than real hey dudes yeah
because we're. Crocs I do fuck with.
Crocs. Crocs are cool.

(01:33:38):
The thing about hey dudes that Idon't like, like the actual
brand is the marketing was so targeted, but it's kind of like,
all right, do you think I'm likea dumb like, you know what I
mean? Yeah, do you think I'm a douche
bag now because I'm wearing hey dudes?
So like what the fuck It's like.Let's just give me the comfy
shoes. I'll wear them because they're
comfy, and if they're cool, they'll become cool.
Oh. Here's one I want to talk about.

(01:33:58):
Yeah, Sydney Sweeney AD. Let's do it.
Dude, blue eyes, blonde hair, she has perfect jeans.
That's hilarious. It is one, yes.
Like if you're an ad guy and youcame up with that one, you knew
what you were doing. Yes, Two, it's.
Hilarious. It is funny.
Three, fuck everybody else. That's fucking hilarious.

(01:34:19):
It's funny the the thing that I'm mad about is I hated Sidney
Sweeney before. Why?
She's obviously hot. She's obviously very hot, but
she's kind of like, I don't really trust her.
I don't know, I I didn't like Sidney Sweeney before the ad and
now that everyone hates her, I'mlike, OK, sick.

(01:34:40):
Yeah, I feel like I feel like Sidney Sweeney's one of those
ones, like she's a hot girl, butyou also feel like she's going
to be that bitch bitchy hot girl.
Yeah, like maybe she's not a nice.
Person. Yeah, I don't think she is.
Yeah, any girl that's like way too hot.
I probably would. Isn't sufferable.
Yeah, well, there was a girl I met.

(01:35:03):
I don't know. I can't remember.
There was a girl I went to high school with.
She now is like a model. Yeah.
And I was like, I don't rememberher being mean in high school.
I just remember her being very like, hey, guys.
Hi. Right.
And she was just kind of like, ditzy, but then like.
Spring off spring. I could see her being she.
There was times I could see where she could be bitchy, yeah.

(01:35:24):
But there was other times where I would say, hey, how's it
going? She'd be like, hey, and she'd be
cool. Yeah.
The thing is, anybody that I like, probably it's probably as
a result of their person out they've been through some stuff.
Yeah, like Liam Neeson, prime example, that dudes been through
some shit, yes, And he just seems like a nice guy.
Because they, that's how you learn empathy.
Yeah, you know, and you have to be humiliated to learn humility,

(01:35:48):
you know what I mean? Dude, you can't even tell a
story of like, maybe something you've done wrong.
Yeah. And was like, yeah, I
acknowledge that how I felt was wrong, right.
And I changed how I felt. And you're fuck you.
You even thought that way. You're crazy shit.
Yeah. Whoa.
And then that leads people to not apologize and go further
because it's like, why would I apologize?
Yeah, yeah, like it's funny thatOzzy Osbourne, who in the 80s

(01:36:11):
people thought with the devil and this terrible person, he's
the in his death, he becomes loved by the world and
everything, right, Hulk Hogan, who they loved at the time in
the 80s. Yeah, now they hate.
Him. They shitted on him because he
did all this stuff. You know what else is crazy?
Norm died thinking he was cancelled.
Yeah, that's crazy. That makes me so sad.

(01:36:33):
Yeah, because he supported Louiswhen that stuff happened and
Roseanne and he had to go on TheView and apologize.
And it was like, I didn't. I mean, I think he was kind of
messing with them. Yeah, but he thought that he was
like kind of half cancelled and then COVID happened and then he
died. Which is weird.
I did think that he kind of madea comeback because they did a

(01:36:54):
lot of stuff with David Spade, like when they had him on like.
Well, that was before. Oh yeah.
So that happened. And then Louis kind of happened,
and then COVID kind of happened right after that.
Yeah. Because he, like, defended them
and then was like a little bit like somebody, I forget what I
was watching, but somebody was like, mad at Norm right before
he died. And I'm like, this is

(01:37:16):
devastating. Yeah, nobody remembers that now.
And he had to go through that. And it's like, that was such a
weird time where everyone was just getting cancelled for
nothing. And that just makes.
Me and Norm would have been a great podcast guest.
Like to see on Rogan or something.
Yeah, like that would have been like as good as a Harlan
Williams episode. Oh my God, you know who else?
Mac Miller. Oh, that would have been.

(01:37:39):
Good on a podcast because he's hilarious.
Yeah, there's so many people yousee, you're like, I can't.
I would love to talk to that. Person Mac Mac gets me sad.
Yeah, there's a lot of, like actors that I would like.
Yeah, just cuz I liked like JohnBerenthal would be a great guy
to talk. I get hyped on Shia.
Yeah, he seems sick. Yeah, he'd be fun to talk to.
Yeah, he did some things, but he's apologized.

(01:38:01):
That's what I mean so. Well, it's like some people,
it's like, what do you expect? You don't know what they go
through. Yes, he did.
He did some things. You could say that about any
person. Yeah.
Like I've known some people. It's like, Oh no, everybody has
done. Yeah.
It's just funny to me. Like with the ones that you meet
with this super righteous attitude and you're like, yeah,
wait a minute, let's look at your history.

(01:38:22):
What have you done? It's never been.
It hasn't been great. Yeah, but then that it's it's
that's a scary territory too, because then you're judging.
It's like, I don't even want to be doing this, but you're you
judge everybody so much that I have to judge.
Yeah, I don't even want to do this to you, but you're asking
me to fucking rip into you. Yeah, it's so tough.
Yeah, it's not. I don't know how we fix it.

(01:38:44):
Hell yeah, yeah. I don't know, man.
It's, I'm just one of those. Just like, that's why every time
I say something and I know there's no solution, I'm like, I
don't know, That's my thoughts on things.
Yeah. It's just because there's
nothing I can say to it. It's like I know what I'm saying
is not a solution, right? I'm just pointing out the
obvious. And it's just like, I don't
know, this is shit. I think about that.
I think it's fucked up. Yeah, well, Carlin sorted

(01:39:06):
towards the end of his career, he said something along the
lines of like, I'm no longer concerned with the result, I'm
just pointing out what's going on.
I was my dad has hearing aids inand he's got it synced up to his
phone and he doesn't understand that he watches everything.
It's such a high volume that everyone can hear what you're
watching, Dad. So I'm sitting there, we're

(01:39:29):
watching TV at my parents and he's on his phone and I can hear
George Carlin playing in this background.
And one of the things he says inthere is that it's a one big
club and you ain't in it. So I'm talking to my dad.
We're driving to go to the movies.
And I look at my dad and I said something's like, yeah, it's
like everything's messed up. It's just one big club and we

(01:39:50):
ain't in it. And then my dad just went, ha,
like George Carlin. And I was like, he didn't even
understand. But I heard the.
Conversation. And I just went to throw it out
there to see if he knew what I. Was it's like literally you were
literally in his. Head yeah to him he's like wow,
that's fucking crazy what a coincidence.
And meanwhile it's. Yeah, that's pretty good.
Oh, I was just thinking about it.

(01:40:11):
Yeah, yeah, I know. Sometimes you just like I did
that for myself and yeah, it's only meant it's only funny to
me. Yeah.
He just let it slide. Yeah.
He didn't even understand. Like, didn't catch that.
I overheard it. Nothing.
Yeah, I think more people need to hear Carlin today.
Do my like my parents are one ofthose types where you could

(01:40:31):
catch them with shit like that. Yeah, like you could throw like
my brother like for to make fun of like masturbating.
He's always talked about he's playing the one string banjo
because, you know, you're a guy.Yeah.
So my dad goes, I know how to play that.
And my brother went what? And he just goes, yeah, the one

(01:40:52):
string banjo. You just go Ding.
Ding. He's he's thinking about a real
instrument. And my brother just went, yeah,
Dad, it's exactly what I was talking.
About just slide it by that, that is good.
He, he's the king. My brother is the king of that.
He would just, he would catch something, just lie and throw
something in it. You know he's dirty what he's

(01:41:12):
saying, right? But he you can't figure out why
it's dirty. Right, right, right, right.
Yeah, that is good. Yeah, yeah.
But yeah, man, we've been talking for hour and 40 minutes.
Let's go. Yeah, I got.
I got to go shoot part of a music video, right?
For a guy that's going to do thepodcast at some point.

(01:41:33):
Nice. He's been on here multiple
times. You guys figure out who it is,
and I know you have to. You're going out of town for a
little bit. Yeah, you going to Syracuse?
You going? To be gone for BIC or.
I'll be back next week. Nice, yeah.
Have any comedy trips planned uplike I'm?
Trying to move to New York. Oh, you're trying to get, oh,

(01:41:53):
you're trying to be good. Stand up.
Well, you listen to that Joe Bartnik episode, dude.
No, but I met him. Oh, really?
Yeah. I opened for Eddie Bravo.
Oh, nice. I just.
Yeah. And then I met Joe Bartnik.
Oh nice. But no, I don't think I'm any.
I think I just know that I couldwork there and then maybe be

(01:42:15):
able to do. Let's put it this way.
You are sitting in the same chair that Joe Bartnik sat in.
Let's go. He's been.
Yeah. He's been on the pod.
He's nice. He's.
Yeah, Yeah. And when I asked him, I was
like, hey, where do you you haveany advice?
Like if I was going to move. Yeah.
And he, the main advice he gave me was just like, kind of stay
where you're at. Yeah.
Get good here. Yeah.
And then move. Yeah, I know.

(01:42:36):
That's sort of what I mean by like.
But no, like you, you're young. Fuck it dude, go to fucking New
York. That's kind of why I'm Yeah, but
I know that there will be more. I'm gonna have to come back here
a lot. So I'm definitely gonna.
I'll still be you gotta. You can balance both things.
It's it's always nice to know people in both areas.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because when you come home, hey,
I need to I need to come home show.
Can someone throw me? Yeah, They got you and.

(01:42:58):
It's not like I think of many. Yeah.
And when people go to New York, yeah, it's one of those like,
it's nice to have that keep thatline open.
Right. It's like I'll be bad here and
I'll be bad there. No, you'll be learning how to
get good real quick there. Hopefully, yeah, hopefully, if I
can do enough. That's what he was.
He was kind of telling me he's like New York.
He goes is where you want to go to be good at stand up.

(01:43:19):
Yeah, he's like L as where you want to do anything but stand
up. Movies and yeah.
And I was like, what about Austin?
Yeah. And he gave me some really good
thoughts on Austin, in a good way.
I feel like Austin's kind of that that is dying out in the
sense of opportunity, unless youwant to do kill Tony.
That's what I feel like is happening, like it's it was cool

(01:43:41):
to go down and see Rogan's club probably.
Like a few years ago. Yeah, yeah, like we went last
year, yeah, and seen Rogan's club, we hit Red Band's club by.
Were you able to do any shows? We didn't get to do shows, we
just did open mics. I did get on a banana phone OK,
which is like, have you done King of the Castle yet?
No, this is what I mean. I'm I'm so I'm so bad at the.

(01:44:03):
Pittsburgh, dude. So first of all, you got to do a
King of the Castle. Show.
Yeah, yeah. Where you get 2 minutes to stand
up and then the other two minutes the comics get to say
the meanest shit to you. Oh nice, best Heckle of the
night you 20 bucks I'll. Lose any battle.
Yeah, yeah, I'm not good at the roasting shit, I'm not good at
that. But the banana foam one, same
deal. You go up and start doing your

(01:44:25):
set and then the audience gets to roast.
You get to. How come Mike?
But at the same time, you can take those roasts and apply it
to you, and you can. Your goal is to power through.
Right. Yeah, and that'd be fun.
Yeah, they were cool with me because I walked up and I was
like, what the fuck did I sign up for?
I didn't know what I signed up for, really.
And I just seen what they were doing to the guy before me, and

(01:44:47):
I was like, what did I sign up for?
You fuckers are mean. I was like, oh shit, yeah.
But I feel like Austin's almost become like a gimmick.
Like if you're on Kill Tony, youkind of have to be a certain
type. Yeah, you almost like you got to
have something wrong with you oryou got to be a character or

(01:45:08):
something and. Because like, I feel like it's
there's more like random clubs in New York that have shows.
Yeah, but I'm not, I'm not certain that I could even get on
those. But I'll tell you what, though,
I recommend like going to it, yeah, because you can meet a lot
of cool people in Austin. Oh yeah, I'm actually, I have a
wedding there in December, so I'll be there.

(01:45:30):
Go to Creek in The Cave. Yeah.
Go to Creek in The Cave. We went.
We were there like in middle of the week.
Yeah. Just hanging out, chilling, like
in this. Yeah, yeah.
Patio area they have. And we're sitting around with
these group of guys and I don't know who anyone is.
I'm just hanging. I'm just following the crew and
I'm talking to this guy. And it's right when they

(01:45:50):
announced Robert Downey Junior'sback as Doctor Doom.
And someone across from me brings it up and I'm like, oh
dude, that's awesome. It's fucking Hans Kim.
Dang, and. Me and Hans Kim were talking in
depth about, dude, what they're going to do is that they're
setting this up for Secret War. We were breaking.
He's like, oh dude, that's awesome.
My. Friend opened for him.

(01:46:10):
That's awesome. Yeah.
Yeah. Fuck yeah.
Yeah, but that, that is sick. Well, he's going to Pittsburgh.
Really. In October.
They're bringing the killers to kill Tony.
Dang, I was trying to see if I could get him on.
Yeah, I reached out, but I haven't heard nothing.
You should, yeah. I don't know how, I don't know.
It's The thing is like, how do you get a hold of the people
and. I well, here's what I found.

(01:46:31):
So when I, when I interviewed Soder, it was in Albany and I,
I, he maybe he would do it here in Pittsburgh, but I think it
was because Albany sucks and so he has nothing to do.
There. So he's probably kind of bored.
And then he was probably like, all right, I'll.
I'll help this kid out. Yeah.
Which I wasn't well. Yeah, we'll, we'll snip that.

(01:46:53):
We'll snip that out. But but I think I just got lucky
and I think it's just like reaching out to everybody.
But that's the cool thing. So that I when I went to the
Cellar, there's a bar upstairs and there's no like green room
or I could be wrong, but to me it seemed like there's no green
room and they're just at a table.
So all the comics are at a tableat the bar upstairs.

(01:47:16):
So even if you don't get tickets, you can just go to the
bar and you see all these guys. Like, I was sitting at the bar
and like, a few comedians just walked in and sat at the table.
Yeah, I was like, damn. This is crazy.
Like that's The thing is like solike I had David Jolly on yeah,
really from Kill Tony. Yeah, he did the pod.

(01:47:37):
We when he came to the improv inPittsburgh, I asked him like the
night before he came to Mario's do an open mic.
Oh, wow. So I said, hey, man, I said we
hung out when we were in Austin and said, hey, if you're free
tomorrow, would you like to do apodcast?
Like yeah, or no, what I was it John Bankhart was opening for
him at the OR featuring for him at the improv, and I shared his

(01:48:02):
episode to like help, got it push tickets a little bit and he
re shared it. And I was like, hey, since you
re shared it, dude, if you're down to like do an episode, he's
like, yeah, come to the improv and we'll do it.
So I got to go in the green room.
Damn. Of the improv.
That's awesome. Funny thing about the green room
is very tiny. Yeah.

(01:48:22):
So it was like, oh, you can. Sometimes you'll catch comics
like they're at Dave and Buster's at the bar over there,
right? And then they'll sneak over.
Right, right, right. Oh, wow.
Because it's. Like, oh, it's.
More, they don't even want to bein the.
Green, More room to breathe, kind.
Of thing, yeah, I met him and Cam Patterson together.
Nice. Yeah, I want to see Cam.
He's he's really his hours really good, which is crazy

(01:48:45):
because he hasn't been doing it that long.
Yeah, and but he has a good hour.
I've seen him, we've seen him atthe the Is it the stand?
In New York, yeah. Yeah, we went and seen him after
Kill Tony in New York. He did a show at the stand.
He pointed me and goes, you and I'm wearing a cowboy hat that
goes you cowboy hat word. I can't say he goes.

(01:49:06):
Would you fuck Kamala Harris? Yeah.
And he wasn't prepared when I went.
Yeah. And he was like, that was not
the answer I was expecting. It just moves on and then.
He's got a funny, he's got such a like star.
Power, energy, he has. He has Blake because Blake
Stalnacker was sitting further up.
He asked Blake to spell Candle and he spelled it like
perfectly. He's like bullshit.

(01:49:27):
That's not how you spell Candle.That's.
Pretty good. He's like, he's funny.
Yeah, yeah. We then we went to the kill Tony
after party and I got to see David Lucas.
I was like, hey, good stuff, man.
He's like thanks, dude. And I seen Cam there and I was
like, hey, man, he's like, you know, I wasn't bullshit about
that, Kamala Harris because Nah,man, because I know you was.

(01:49:49):
I know you wasn't bullshit. Like nice.
Yeah. Seen Ari Maddie?
Oh, cool. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I've seen some dude trap him.
Like they were telling him, like, Nah, dude, it'd be funnier
if you did it this way. And he was like trying to get
away from that dude. And I just.
I was like, hey, man, nice to meet you.
I was like bye and until he's like, please take.
He almost was like please take me with you.

(01:50:10):
And I was like, Nah, I love to track you're.
Trapped. Yeah.
That's sick, though. Comedians are the nicest people.
Yeah, they they will help you. They're helpful.
Yeah, the the craziest thing that happened that time though,
is I'm talking to Tony. Like I got to briefly talk to
him. He's like get, I'm getting ready
to like tell him my name and introduce myself kind of thing.

(01:50:33):
And this guy run in a wheelchair, runs over my foot
and the guy's non verbal, so he just speaks in grunts and Tony's
like blasted. And he goes I, I can't deal with
this. I I can't right now.
This is I don't I this is not going to go well for.
Either one of us. Yeah, We just got to, just got
to end this now. Yeah, yeah.

(01:50:53):
But all right, man, we're going to wrap it up here.
Why don't you tell people where they can find you at?
Follow me on Instagram PD MaloneThree.
I'm probably going to change that name eventually.
Yeah, but follow me now. Pave the roads on YouTube.
Patrick Malone on YouTube. Heck yeah.
Whatever. Find me.
You can find me. Yeah, send me, send me the links
for it and I'll put it in the podcast description.

(01:51:15):
Yeah, so people can just jump toit.
Yeah, if you change that name, change it before the podcast.
Well, I'll just, I'll change it after.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So all right, man, yeah, that'll
wrap it up for this episode and we'll see you guys next week.
And yeah, next time if you're intown, dude, anytime you want to
come on, just let. Me.
Yeah, I'll come on again for sure.
Cool. Yeah.
All right.

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