Bite of Passage
Did you read Twilight? Jonathon & David didn't and now Jacklyn & Sarah are forcing it upon them. Join these 3.5 creative writers as they dive in chapter by chapter. Follow along as we learn about Clumsy Jesus and her alternate dimension of Forks, Washington, where sparkly mythologies are made up, and time and distance don't matter.
Episodes
In this trailer, Team Fever Dream covers the 2008 "exclusive" iTunes clip from the first Twilight movie. The gang gives listeners a bite-sized preview of their brand of discourse / tomfoolery. Jacklyn and Sarah are ashamed as they reminisce. David can't wait to meet the camera guy.
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In this episode, Team Fever Dream cover the Preface, Chapter 1 (First Sight), & Chapter 2 (Open Book). David & Jonathon take their first bite of Twilight. Jacklyn & Sarah poorly hide their shame. They realize Stephanie Meyer churned out this saga as fast as they churn out episodes.
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In this episode, Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 3 (Phenomenon), & Chapter 4 (Invitations). David & Jonathon discover the first instances (of many) of time irregularities in Forks. Jacklyn & Sarah discuss the vampires' taste in music. Everyone wonders what Twilight could have been, and they begin a long-running discussion of their hypothetical fan-fiction.
In this episode, Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 5 (Blood Type). Jacklyn and Sarah compare Twilight to Gilmore Girls. David takes notes on how to pick up ladies. Jonathon wonders why this chapter was so long. Everyone debates whether there is deeper meaning in Stephanie Meyer's writing.
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In this episode, Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 6 (Scary Stories), & Chapter 7 (Nightmare). The gang finally meet Jacob. David & Jonathon develop theories on the anomalies in Forks. Jacklyn discusses her favorite search engine while Sarah pushes Jonathon to Team Side Characters. Also, Jonathon has microphone issues.
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In this episode, Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 8 (Port Angeles) & Chapter 9 (Theories). Jonathon thought he'd finally escaped Edward's chuckles for an entire chapter, but he was quickly proven wrong. Sarah admits what she really wants in a relationship. Jacklyn wonders if other monsters can show up in Forks. David proposes that Edward should have committed murder, which opens the door for everyone to join in on a hypo...
Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 10 (Interrogations) & Chapter 11 (Complications). Sarah’s former self comes to defend Twilight’s high school romance. Jonathon, on the other hand, yearns for a more traditional vampire story. Jacklyn wants more representation for Charlie, and suggests a couple of other career choices, including the Hot Cop OnlyFans, to which David would subscribe (“It’s the least Team Charlie could do.”).
Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 12 (Balancing) & Chapter 13 (Confessions). Sarah recalls how she got Twilight-ed. Jonathon continues to be haunted by Forks' distorted time. Jacklyn envisions the perfect attraction for the Twilight Theme Park. David wonders how many red flags the vampires would have to raise before Bella took them seriously.
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Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 14 (Mind Over Matter) & Chapter 15 (The Cullens). Everyone takes offense to Edward's taste in music. Jacklyn gets a little too emotional when confronting the logistics of vampire memory. David converts to Team Alice. Jonathon believes that Stephanie Meyer wrote in a subliminal message to eat snacks. Sarah poses the question: is Carlisle a good person?
Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 16 (Carlisle) & Chapter 17 (The Game). Sarah points out a plot hole with Carlizzle's plans. David spills his guts about the time he spilled his guts. Jacklyn wishes Twilight was a Rom-com. Jonathon asks the big question: is there life after Twilight?
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Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 18 (The Hunt) & Chapter 19 (Goodbyes). Jonathon and David are indoctrinated into Team Twihard. Sarah forces everyone to see the good qualities in Stephanie Meyer's writing. Jacklyn comes up with her best "What If?" yet. Everyone is haunted by their college curriculum.
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Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 20 (Impatience) & Chapter 21 (Phone Call). Jonathon and Jacklyn each point out plot holes. David fights the urge to read ahead. Sarah can't believe that Charlie wouldn't call for back-up in the search for Bella. Strap in for everyone's favorite part of a podcast- visual gags.
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Team Fever Dream covers Chapter 22 (Hide-and-Seek) & Chapter 23 (The Angel). The gang geeks out over writing--outline edition. Jonathon draws parallels between Twilight and Fight Club. We finally get details about Bella's life before Forks, but Sarah thinks it's too little too late. How many times will Jacklyn derail the podcast? Will David ever recover from Camera Guy's off-screen death? Stick around for Stephanie ...
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