Bizarre Inquiries #22 "The Universe 25 Experiment, Pope Prophecies, & Sperm Racing"

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That was like perfect timing for turning that water on,
because it almost sounded like somebody had explosive diarrhea the
second that the episode started.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I might have explosive diarrhea. You don't know, start this
thing up, sorry, Increase with shade headway.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
What is up, guys, and welcome to the show where
we let our minds wander as we dive into various
weird things that we happen to come across and sometimes
that our users submitted. I am the one that a
few people call Shane Squatch what the hell is even that?
And alongside me, I have the one that they call
the Big Bad Boodaddy himself or in.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Felix, that's right right here, in person.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Live and in person, the Big Bad Booty Eddie himself,
as Alex Jones said last week on the last episode.
So I think we're gonna have to maybe hit Alex
Jones back up about getting a specialized intro for at
least one day for bizarre Increase. Maybe we can even
have him as a temporary popping guest here and there.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
You know, well, he's a very busy man. I don't
know if he can pencil us in, but.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Well I mean, maybe maybe we can get lucky enough
to get a quick intro out of it, but at
least diving into what we got today for you guys.
We definitely have some fascinating articles and stuff to dive
into with you guys today. And like on the last episode,
I didn't get the opportunity to find something that's a
little bit more of the comic relief at the end,
and this one I was fortunate enough to do that.

(01:54):
So something to look forward to. Oran and I have
not told you this topic on purpose because I want
to get your blind reaction to it. When we get
to number three.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I mean, it's gonna have to be something to top
the Florida Man Game. So I'm eagerly anticipating.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh, I think it might actually top the Florida Man Games.
If I'm being totally honest with you, it's pretty good.
It's another competition, man. Okay, you'll have to wait and
I'll have to get to it.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Man, I'll let you know when we get there.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
But before we get into the show, of course, is
there anything new and exciting going on with you my friends?
Not really.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Me and Jenny actually are going to Washington, d C.
For a little weekend trip this weekend. So if any
of you guys remember a previous Bizarre Increase episode where
I told my story about getting detained by the Secret Service,
hopefully that doesn't happen again. But if you guys never
hear from me again, I'm probably like in the basement
of the Pentagon somewhere.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
So just for a fun test, just with no context
to it, you should just tape one wire to the
back of your car just to see if anybody will notice.
Just do it really really crude with duct tape in
the back corner and just just have it just tape
there and just see if anything happens. Because last time,
I think your issue, if I am not mistaken, was
the fact that you had all these CB radios and
stuff in the back. Correct. Yes, they're clearly watching that

(03:04):
type of stuff. So if you maybe just leave a
slight little clue that you might have a radio, then
you can just you can totally gaslight them once they
pull you over and say, bro, it's a piece of tape.
I don't know how I got here, man, there's a
piece of wire, Like maybe I was fixing something like
I don't know, man.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Well I'm probably still on some sort of blacklist or something, so,
I mean they probably would not ask any questions at
this point, just straight to the firing squad.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah. No, they just take you straight down in the basement,
starting terogatting you make you listen to the REALSM shady
over and over again until you eventually just mentally break
or they'll.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Just be down to the Smithsonian basement where all the
giant bones are.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Hey, at least the good news is at the very
tail end, you'll at least know that something may be out.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, that last thirty seconds of life will be glorious. AnyWho,
do you have anything exciting going on on your end?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Honestly, not anything too exciting. I will be home by
myself this weekend, and that's always I don't know if
that's gonna be fun or not necessarily because.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
The first few hours will be fun.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Except for all have one of the little ones with me,
so I can't go to.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Being at home by yourself then.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
But speaking of that little one, for the sake of
throwing in fun stories, he's got this new trend that
he likes to do where I'm sure a lot of
people with Toddler's it's part of the fun of having
a toddler. But he does this new thing now where
we got him potty trained. He's been totally potty trained
for a while now. He's been going no issues anything
like that. And now he decides that it's about time
that he starts to poop in his diaper, or not diaper,

(04:27):
poop in his uh in his underwear, and then he
decides to put his fingers in it. And then he
comes up and he tells me that there's poop in
his pants while he has shit on his fingers, and
he's doing this outreach thing to me, like, you know,
like to pick me up data, but with shit fingers.
And it's been absolutely fantastic. So I'm really really hoping
that maybe I'll get lucky and that won't happen this weekend.
But again, the joys of having a young one.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
He learned that from his uncle Orrin.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
I knew that you taught him something bad.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
I knew what I do when I'm at home by
myself too. You took him in the corners and play
with it.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Took him in the corner, and you're like, Bud, all right,
this is what you gotta do. You gotta wait a
your months. It's the coolest shit in your pants because
it is the coolest. But the trick is you gotta
wait a couple months because it can't be tied back
to me. It'll be so much funnier. We don't ever
want to come. You'll never see it coming.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Speaking of seeing things coming, Shane, let's go ahead and
get rolling. What do you have for us tonight? For
our first article slash video slash inquiry.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
So, as I tend to do with a lot of
this stuff, I like to kind of hit you guys
with the little bit more philosophical stuff first, and then
of course, like I said, I try to leave the
funny stuff towards the end. But at least what I
have for you guys this week is something that was
somewhat of a social experiment. I guess you could say
that was done with rats. It's something that I heard
about a little bit ago, but it seems like it

(05:43):
fits pretty well in a lot of the context that's
going on in the world today. I know some people
say it's debunked and that it was a hoax, but
on the flip side, there's a bunch of documentaries around it.
But I guess before I play this article or play
this clip and kind of get into it a bit more,
or have you heard of the universe twenty five experiment?
I do not think, so, okay, perfect, So all right,
we'll start this one fresh. Then I won't give you

(06:05):
too much more context other than what I've given you,
and same to the listeners. This video is a little
bit on the longer side, but again, I want everybody
to fully understand this concept. And this is coming from
somebody else's YouTube explaining it, so you know the whole
thing about fair use. We're going to be taking this apart,
dividing it so it's fair use. Don't worry about it.
We're not going to get in trouble for playing somebody
else's YouTube clip. But let's get into this one today,

(06:28):
the Universe of twenty five experiments, and let me bring
it a little bit closer for everybody.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Cannibalism, asexuality, and violence. A society that it collects.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Can hear that, by the way, right?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
I can?

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Okay, apst what's going on here? In nineteen seventy two,
John B. Calhoun detailed the specifications of a utopia designed
for mice built in the laboratory every aspect of Universe

(07:01):
twenty five, as this particular model was called, was designed
dictator for the well being of its rodent residents, increased
their lifespan and allow them to mate. There was abundant food, water,
and nesting material. The universe was cleaned regularly. There were
no predators. The temperature stable Paradise or maybe not. Four

(07:28):
pairs of disease free mice selected from the National Institute
of Health Seleite breeding colony moved in on day one.
It took months for the rodents to familiarize themselves with
their new world. Then they started to reproduce, and the
population increased exponentially, doubling every fifty five days. Those were

(07:50):
the good times in Paradise. Past day three hundred and fifteen,
more than six hundred mice now lived in Universe twenty
rubbing shoulders on their way up and down the stairwells
to eat, drink, and sleep. Population growth slowed. Young ones

(08:11):
found themselves born into a world with far more mice
than meaningful social roles. Males faced a lot of competitors
to defend their territory against. Many found that so stressful
they gave up normal discourse within the community. Broke down,
and with it the ability of mice to form social bonds.

(08:33):
Lone females retreated to isolated nesting boxes on penthouse levels.
Other males, a group Calhoun termed the beautiful Ones, never
sought sex and never fought. They just ate, slept, and groomed,
wrapped in narcissistic introspection. Elsewhere, cannibalism, asexuality, and violence became endemic.

(08:57):
Marish society had collapsed. Yes On day five hundred and sixty,
the population peaked at two thy two hundred mice. A
few mice survived past weaning until day six hundred, after
which there were few pregnancies and no surviving young. As
the population had stopped regenerating itself, its path to extinction

(09:19):
was clear. The mice had lost the capacity to rebuild
their numbers. Many that could still conceive, such as the
Beautiful Ones and their secluded singleton female counterparts, had lost
the social ability to do so. On Day nine hundred
and twenty was the last conception. The last mouse died

(09:41):
on May twenty third, nineteen seventy three, four years and
ten months after colonization. Calhoun later said that the creatures
had died two deaths. The first was that of their
spirit and their society. The second death was that of
their physical body. It was not the first time the

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ethologist had built a world for rodents. Calhoun had been
creating utopian environments for rats and mize since the nineteen forties,
with consistent results. Overpopulation leads to explosive violence and hyper
sexual activity, followed by asexuality, self destruction, and extinction. In

(10:22):
his widely cited paper Population Density and Social Pathology, Calhoun concluded,
no matter how sophisticated we are, once the number of
individuals capable of filling social roles greatly exceeds the number
of such roles, only violence and disruption can follow. He
then referred to a phenomenon he called behavioral sink. Behavioral

(10:46):
sink is our desire to be in the presence of others,
to be conditioned to seek to be near others, and
to be drawn to the crowd, in spite of the
conflicts that this can generate. Drawing from Calhoun's popular way research,
social scientists started to call for restrictions on reproduction as
the only possible response to the world's rising population. Calhoun

(11:09):
himself was more optimistic about our future he argued, as
our physical space declines, we are forced to extend a
conceptual space our network of ideas and technologies. Later in
his career, he turned to possible solutions and began to
build creative universes that minimize the ill effects of overcrowding.

(11:32):
What are your thoughts. Is overcrowding a danger for mankind
or does it only affect rodents? And if so, what
can save the human psyche? Avoiding eye contact in crowded
places is one strategy, but is that enough?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
All right, guys, we got to take another break. We'll
be right back, And now we're getting back to the bazaar.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Well, I guess we could probably stop it there, but
I want to get your initial thoughts on this one
before we go too heavy into the psychology aspect of
this one, Like, since you haven't heard about this.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Before, yeah, I mean, I guess my first thought was,
this seems like kind of how we as a world
society whatever you want to call it, are going now.
I mean, everybody talks about how gen Z's not having
sex and like all that kind of shit, and there's
just a lot of studies that prove or point to

(12:22):
the fact that we just have too many people, and
you know, this has maybe taking it a step too far.
But when they were talking about like the there's not
enough meaningful roles for the number of people that could
be even taken to a level like there's just so
many more like college graduates now than there were in

(12:42):
years past, and there's not enough high paying jobs for
all those college graduates. And you know, in college, you
get fed this line of bullshit about how rich and
successful you're going to be from going to college, and
that's not how it plays out. So, I mean, it
just seems like this is kind of the path that
we're on, and it's very easy for me to see

(13:04):
the parallels. And yeah, I'll quit rambling on and let
you add some of your thoughts since you're more familiar
with it than I am.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
See, this is continuing off of basically what you're kind
of saying. This kind of gets into like the whole
idea of like the New Genesis movement with the whole
like dwindling down the numbers or even like the elite
things getting into like the Florida Godstones and stuff that
we're talking about a while ago. And also it seems
like it kind of touches bases on almost like the
smart city concept that it talks about basically trying to
create these like utopian societies. But you know, we can't

(13:34):
have this many people in an utopian society because, like
it was also mentioned in the video, like you don't
get those meaningful connections. We don't get these meaningful connections.
It leads to this like feeling of just absolute loneliness.
So almost by like I'm not trying to say that
smart cities are a good thing, but viewing it from
like that standpoint, saying like smart cities keeping people in
the smaller group of people would maybe help with like

(13:55):
the socializing of people within that like but the fucked
up part about it is, by no means do I
think people should be restricted. People shouldn't be restricted in
the amount of you know, kids that they should be
allowed to have by any means. But on the flip
side of it, looking at it from like this psychology standpoint,
like it does make sense, but on the other side
of it, you're also basically relating people to working like

(14:18):
a herd, like animals. But I mean, at the end
of the day, I guess we are realistically animals, and
it seems like when you dive into a lot of
this psychology stuff, it definitely mirrors a lot of animal behavior,
Like even the hierarchy within with like humans as far
as like the wolf hierarchy goes like that's pretty weirdly
comparably close. So I mean, maybe this utopian society for
rats abundantly will end up being inevitably the same thing

(14:40):
that would happen with almost any species that were put
in this situation.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Well, and you know, taking a step further to like
more kind of current issues. You know, this idea that
you would think like unlimited choice and unlimited options are
like always a good thing, but like there's some point
where too many choices and too many options actually becomes
restricting and overwhelming. And it's like the whole like Netflix

(15:06):
thing where you spend more time scrolling trying to find
something to watch than you actually spend watching stuff. And
you know, they talk about how people are going back
to iPods now because that was like the you know,
exact perfect amount of control to have over your music,
and now there's like just too much everything. So yeah,

(15:27):
I think this is like a really good, I don't know,
example I guess would be the correct word for a
lot of like societal issues that are going on now.
And I think you could kind of extrapolate this out
onto a whole lot of other areas and I think
it all fits, you know it. I mean, it certainly
does seem like as a society, as a world, we're

(15:48):
getting to some sort of you know, critical mass at
this point.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
You know.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
But yeah, I mean it seems like we're very close
to the rats just stopping fucking and eating themselves point,
if you ask me.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
I mean even kind of comparing it to other things.
They're talking about these females, the female rats staying up
at the high points and really having no interest in
males other than being looked at. I mean that almost
kind of seems like not trying to judge anybody for
making their buck like whatever, man, but like the only
fan type of females that they want to sit up
on this high perch and be looked at, but they
don't actually want to be interacted with and touched. But

(16:22):
on the flip side of that, they talk about these
like rats that will are the males that will just
overly groom themselves and basically have no interest in the
females and just still amongst themselves. That seems like the
whole like in cell concept that's going on now, just
rather than them wanting to sit here and prim and
pamper themselves, they do it in a different way where
they start getting into specific ideology and they just start

(16:43):
kind of going down that trail. So it's like almost
like you get involved in yourself, and it's just depending
on the human you kind of get involved in yourself
in different ways. It's like a means of being able
to keep busy because the females think that they're above
everybody else, at least in this hierarchy. But I mean
even on the flip side of that other hierarchy. I mean,
if there's that many males, then it's that rampant, Like
you were saying, too much of a choice. You get

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to a point where you're like, all right, I don't
want to have to make a choice, so I'm just
not going to make a choice. And it comes crippling
enough like males versus females ratio or anything like that.
It's just a matter of like the guys, you know,
there's too many guys around for the girls. The girls
are like, I don't want to make an option. So
I'm just not going to make an option at all.
And then on the flip side, the girl, the guys
are like, all right, the girls aren't interested in us,

(17:25):
so I'm just gonna go do my own thing. I
don't really give a shit, Like this is exactly mirroring
society where we're at currently, you know.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Well, and something kind of random, but going back to
what I was talking about a little bit earlier, that
popped into my head while you were just talking about that,
you know, uh, going back to when I was in college.
So I went to like a very like math and
science and engineering school, so it was like overwhelmingly male,

(17:53):
like sixty five seventy percent male. So like any remotely
attractive girl, there's always like six dudes following behind her.
So it's kind of like the same idea, like at
some point, the numbers game just doesn't number anymore, and
so you know, I can see why the rats just
gave up, you know.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
I mean even on another hierarchy type of aspect too.
I mean it's something that I see at work where
it's like people don't have anything to like fixate on,
so then they'll start fixating on like one particular woman
and they end up creating this completely irrational idea of
like who she might actually be in her head. And
I think it happens on the other side too, where
girls will do the same thing. They'll have this whole

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idea of like what they want for the ideal partner,
and they'll just create this whole just fantasy within their
head that's completely unrealistic. And then in turn, it's like
both of these sides end up doing this thing where
they're trying to find that inevitably not knowing that they're
never going to find that perfect person, finding.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Idea rather than a person.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yes, so, because it's like in the past, when there's
a little bit less numbers of people, it's like you
find somebody close that you really enjoy and then you're
willing to like work with the each other to figure
out your differences whatever.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
But on social media and stuff like that probably has
exacerbated that as well.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, because it's like it's so abundant now that it's like,
all right, I don't like the way this guy blinks
next person. All right, I don't like the way that
this girl, uh, you know, clears your throat next one,
Like it's just become such a throwaway culture, not even
just in the material aspect of things, but also just
with the sense of communication between people, because whether it's friends,
whether it's a significant other, like whatever. We live in

(19:27):
a culture nowadays where it's like there's such an abundance
of people that you know, you have one little tiny
altercation with this person and you know they may have
been a lifetime friend. But nowadays it's like there's so
many people. It's like, all right, you know this person
rubbed me wrong with this one day, so I'm never
going to talk to him again, and that's the end
of it. And you don't have to, Like there's you
lose the sense of communication when you don't have to
work through the problems with people. It's kind of like

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creating this utopian society, like if there's no turmoil, then
there's no room for growth. If everything is always perfect
all the time, then there's no opportunity for growth. And
it's the same thing you see in this It's like
people inevitably will go stir crazy if there isn't a challenge,
you know, absolutely, and that.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Even goes to like having too much vacation time, like
so you know, I talked a little bit in the
past about how the company I work for got bought
out and so like they've revamped the whole like vacation
time structure. And before we could like trade in vacation
time and it would roll over, and now that doesn't happen.

(20:27):
So like I'm trying to take like all the vacation
time I can. And so over Easter weekend, I took
an extra day and like had a four day weekend,
and by that fourth day, man, I was kind of
ready to get back to work, you know. So I
think people just need This is something that me and
Jenny talk about a lot. People need hobbies. People need
things to occupy their time and occupy their brain power.

(20:49):
And it's human nature to kind of fixate on things.
And I think when people don't have hobbies or something
like that, like you know.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
If you're feel like they're doing something. Yeah, if you're
like a.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Single mother or not a single mother of you know,
mother living in a McMansion and your husband's at work
all day and you don't like have a hobby or
something to occupy your time, like you're gonna fixate about something,
and you know it could be the neighbor next door
has a bigger pool than we do. Like it goes
back to those too many options thing, like it's just

(21:23):
human nature to you know, kind of desire something, I think,
and if there's nothing to really fill that void, people
are gonna still find something.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
You know, well, I mean even kind of going into
the whole aspect of what you were saying, Like when
it comes to like communication, it's like we're having way
too much communication in a sense that we're supposed to,
to the point where it's like we block it out.
It's like, you know, we have the Internet, so we
had this means of communicating with literally anybody at any
point in the world. But because that is so abundant,
it's like you almost just want to back off from it. Yeah,

(21:53):
And it's kind of the same thing when it comes
to like particular items and stuff. It's like you don't
want that any choices because then you get into a
spot where it's like, all right, I don't even know
which one to pick, so I'm not even I'm not
even gonna pick one anymore. So it's like if you
didn't have that many options, then it wouldn't be this
materialistic back and forth thing where you got to compete
with the next person next to you. And I'm not

(22:14):
saying that, you know, options aren't necessarily like a bad thing.
It's just that we've gotten to a point now where
it's like we have so many options as a human
that we are never intended to have this many options
in the life. So now it's like we don't know
how to mentally deal with it because we haven't process
it is meaningless.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
You know. It's like if you look at something as
simple as like music, like back in the seventies, there's
just way less of it, you know, so you ended
up you're either like a rock and roll guy or
you're a disco girl or whatever, and like music, and
I guess movies to a lesser degree, but like music
really fucking mattered in the seventies. Like now, there's just

(22:51):
too much of it. Anybody with a MacBook and a
dream can write an album. Like it's almost music has
almost been rendered like just elevator back music in our
lives and it's not this like important thing to most
people like it was in decades past.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
I mean, this is a conversation I have all the
time at work about this stuff too, even like within music,
it's like, do you get that sense of community? And
also when there's less music you got like the rockers,
you got, the disco people, you got this, Like it
creates a sense of community even within those musics.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah, everything's just fractured now.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
You ain't got nothing in common within it. It's like
you can still get along over that. Now it's always
a thing with the speaker that I'm always bitching about
the speaker at work that I've made this point that
there's such a variety in music nowadays that there is
no single type of music you can play that everybody
in the room is going to be happy with. People
are so far off the spectrum with things that you
could play classic rock and there's gonna be somebody in
here that drives them crazy to the point where they're

(23:43):
gonna end uplipping out on And.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
That like used to be like the most generic thing
you could put on, you know.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, now it's like even within that, it's like we
also don't get that sense of community just because there's
such a vast range of music. So it's like even
within electronic music or within rock music, like you go
up to a group of somebody and you're into rock
and like, hey, I like this particular rock and they're like, no,
fuck you, that rock sucks. This rock's a better version
of rock.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
So it's like even within the rock communities, people are
fighting with each other about it. Like it's just with
more options, it's creating this more and more sense of division.
But it's kind of weird because on the flip side,
it's like you meet somebody that has those same interests
and it almost feels like the connection is stronger, but
it's harder to find that connection because if you do,
they're on the other side of the fucking planet. And
it's not even like somebody you can honestly face to

(24:27):
face socialize with anyways, Like you lose sense of your
actual local community and you think that the community is
this whole world when it was never intended to be.
It was intended to be localized.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah, And I think kind of this is I guess
gonna be my like in a nutshell synopsis of all this,
it seems like, you know, the bigger the world gets,
the smaller it gets in some like paradoxical way, you know,
like we've got more options than ever, but are like
more kind of pigeonholed to those options. So I don't know.

(24:59):
I think that was a really interesting video. Again, not
something I was super familiar with, but yeah, it seems
like the society and the world we're living in right now,
and yeah, we're right around the corner from eating each other.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
It seems like, ain't that the truth? See, I think
it's one of those things that every few episodes, I'm
gonna try to bring these up. But I'm really fascinated
with these social experiments and how they actually like completely
mirror like society, Like even if you know you don't
believe that it's necessarily true, Like it's still whoa, whys
there two of me?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
You see that you popped out for a second. You're
back now, Well, what the hell is happening?

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Hold that thought. We'll be right back after this brief
commercial break and we are back to the show. So
let's hop right in a few moments later.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Thank you for your patronage.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
All right, I think we are alive again. Hopefully we're
alive again. Let's see just a double check on the feed, right, Yes,
we are live again. All right, Sorry everybody for the
technical difficulties. I don't know what the fuck just happened.
We had like ten of Oran pop up on the screen,
and then like ten of me pop up on the screen,
and then I was hearing like six versions of myself talking,

(26:13):
and Yeah, I don't understand what the fuck just happened.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
One of each of us is all we need. We
definitely don't need us in stereo.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, no, I definitely don't need two of me. I
think one is more than enough. But AnyWho, getting into
the next topic, I do have some transition music for this,
and we are diving into Oran's topic. And I don't
know exactly where you want to start with this one,

(26:41):
how you want to address it to the listeners, but
I am bringing it up here so that we can
get into it, sir.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
All right, So kind of how I've been doing the
past few months on these, I'm doing kind of a
more current events type situation. We're gonna talk about the pope.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
A little bit.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
And this isn't good vine. Okay, this isn't gonna get
too you know, political or religious or anything like that,
so fear not out there. But anyway, I've got the
article pulled up on my screen so I can like
actually read it proper, so I'm just gonna pull it up, Shane,
and you can just kind of tag along. I guess
sound good, yep, I got it up, sir. All right.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
So this is a.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Article from the Dailymail dot Com. This is kind of
source I think we've talked about a couple times here recently,
but anyway, it says a thousand year old prophecy predicts
next pope after Francis dies and issues a chilling warning
for humanity.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
All right, yes, sir, Okay, sorry, those rats are still
hanging around man. All right.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
So Pope Francis's sudden death has thrown the spotlight back
on a nine hundred year old prophetic manuscript. A twelfth
century prophecy of the popes reportedly uncovered in the Vatican's
secret archives, claims to predict the identity of Francis's successor
and even fortel the return of Christ. The document contains

(28:02):
a series of cryptic Latin phrases, each believed to describe
a pope, starting with Celestine the Second in eleven forty
three and ending with quote Peter the Roman in twenty
twenty seven. Fanning the flames and is the eerie fact
that there are currently nine interesting number there front runners

(28:23):
to succeed Pope Francis, and three another interesting number are
named Peter. The Renewed Interest.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
A lot of Peter's. Too many Peters, I mean to
speak for yourself.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
The Renewed Interest has also reignited fears about one of
the Prophecy's more chilling predictions, that Judgment Day is near.
Many Christians believe the year twenty twenty seven could mark
the second Coming of Christ, when Jesus is said to
return to earth and judge the living and the dead.
According to the prophecy, that fateful day is now less
than two years away. Francis, who had been battling respiratory

(28:58):
issues for months, died Monday at age eighty eight of
a suspected cerebral hemorrhage, a type of stroke caused by
bleeding in the brain. After a traditional nine day morning period,
the Catholic Church will begin the process of choosing his successor,
calling all cardinals from around the globe to roam for
the next conclave. And what's kind of interesting about this,

(29:21):
I believe it was like the end of last year,
a movie called Conclave came out that was about this
very thing. Have you seen that movie? Shane. I have not,
so it's pretty good. It's definitely worth a watch, like
even not in light of current events, but that's kind
of one of those weird maybe synchronicities. Maybe not.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Just a completely off topic side tangent, but did you
read any of those articles this past week about the
pope where they were like, all right, the Pope is
dead and then like the next day they were like,
all right, that was all false. The Pope is still alive,
and then all of a sudden the next day but
it's like, all right, we're picking the pope. The Pope's dead.
Like did you ever figure out what the hell was
happening with that? Was that just one new source that
just threw that out there, or like, what what was

(30:03):
the reasoning between this like one day of them being
I don't know about.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
That, but some of the stuff that I kind of
did look into speculated that the Pope has actually been
dead for a while now and they basically just now
announced it, mostly due to kind of you know, numerology
and dates and things like that. He supposedly died on

(30:27):
the Monday after Easter, and there's like, again not to
get too political, but there's a lot of you know,
things with this pope being like the first Jesuit and
just you can go a lot of different ways with
like the numerology and the significance of a lot of
dates and times and things like that. And I'm gonna

(30:48):
leave that kind of vague, but you guys can look
into that if you want to.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Was his last public appearance the opening of the doors thing.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
I don't know if that was his last public appearance,
but yeah, we did talk about the opening of the
doors the portal thing on a couple episodes ago, I think, right.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, I think it was like one or two episodes back.
But I mean kind of makes you curious though, if
if he did die sooner, if that may have been
some type of like fill in pope for that, or
on the flip side of it, if he didn't already
die sooner again, if that may have been one of
his last public appearances. But I mean, it doesn't seem
like it's totally out of question to one have somebody

(31:28):
kind of fill in the spot. Yeah, especially if you
have this specific thing that you're trying to do, like
it made. That's part of the where the conspiracy comes
in with like the Queen of England on whether or
not she died exactly what exact claim that they did,
and it wasn't a matter of like some grand conspiracy
to like cover something up. It's rather, I think the
more of like a they're trying to set stuff up

(31:48):
so that everything will roll into place as it's supposed to,
because right after the queen announces dead, they have to
start all this stuff where they start looking for the
next for you know, who's gonna be the next in line,
blah blah blah blah blah. Same with the pope stuff.
I mean, it may have been a matter of if
you died a couple months ago, may not be some giant,
grand old conspiracy, but rather like, all right, we need
to pretelling this guy's alive for another month or two

(32:09):
just so we can get everything proly pre set up
and then we can kind of roll it in instead
of being just like thrown in your lap. You kind
of get that. I guess you can also kind of
call it like a morning period because if the public
doesn't know about it, people aren't bombarding you with it yet,
so you can kind of like grieve in your own
time for a little bit before the public gets involved.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Well, and with something like you know, the queen dying
or the pope dying, there's a lot of moving parts
that need to be put into place after that happens.
So I mean again, you could even like not some
big Illuminati conspiracy, but like there are actual, like real
world kind of more down to earth reasons why that

(32:47):
might be the case. But with a lot of these institutions,
it's kind of hard to give them the benefit of
the doubt with anything.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah, especially when it comes to like the Vatican for example,
because it's like, regardless of like religion, it seems like
even people that are Catholics kind of have this understanding
that the Vatican is definitely corrupt because again, regardless of
your standing of your viewpoint on any of this type
of stuff, like you have to admit that there's going
to be corruption within a within a governmental system. So
if you have a religious governmental system, of course there's

(33:15):
going to be some form of corruption within it at
some point.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah, that's just human nature. But exact anyway, you want
to jump back into this a little bit, yes, sir,
all right, guys, we got to take another break. We'll
be right back, and now we're getting back to the bazaar,
all right. So the selection process, known as the papal Conclave,
must start between fifteen and twenty days after Francis's death.

(33:39):
Only cardinals under the age of eighty are eligible to vote,
and a two thirds majority is required to elect a
new pope. Saint Malachi is credited with the Prophecy of
the Popes, which features one hundred and twelve short cryptic
phrases that allegedly describe each future pope until Judge Day.

(34:00):
According to the final entry surrounding Peter the Roman, the
quote last pope will preside over the church during a
time of great turmoil, culminating in the destruction of Rome
and the end of the papacy and the final persecution
of the Holy Roman Church. That will reign, excuse me,
there will reign Peter the Roman. That's a lot of

(34:22):
ours in one sentence. Who will feed his flock amid
many tribulations, after which the seven heiled city will be
destroyed and the dreadful Judge will judge the people the end.
The last passage of the book reads, so it's kind
of interesting about this is the seven hilled city. You know,
most people would assume that's Rome, correct, Well, we kind

(34:45):
of get into kind of more conspiratorial American ideas. So
you know, there's this, i'll just call it a theory
out there that you know, the American government when it
was set up back in the seventeen hundreds was very

(35:07):
let's just say, inspired by Rome and like the idea
of the Roman Empire, and the original name for Washington
d C. Was New Rome. And the reason that that
particular site was chosen is it is also surrounded by
seven hills. So I mean you could go two different
ways with this particular prophecy. Could it be talking about

(35:27):
Rome and the Vatican falling, or could it be talking
about you know, Washington d C falling and amid all
the you know, political turmoil going on right now. I
think that's kind of interesting to think about, dude.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
If that is the case too, Bringing a whole different
context to all of this, like Saturn worship completely makes
sense because I mean that's where it all originated from,
like Saturn Ora, Like all of the Saturn worship like
originated from like Rome. So it's that just brings in
like a whole other creepy validity to this whole entire
idea about what's actually happening under the behind the scenes,
and like what the symbology of things actually Yeah, and

(36:01):
not to get off on another side, Tangent, I mean
this is partially related and not partially related, I guess.
But I've been really really fascinated lately at this whole
concept about how the Statue of Liberty actually looks like Lucifer.
Oh yeah, yeah, And again if you bring all this
stuff into context, it almost makes more sense. But like
down to the chain on the specific angle, like the face, uh,
the way that it's holding up the arm, like everything, dude, Like.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yeah, there's some painting that is of Lucifer that is
basically like a spitting image of the Statue of Liberty,
and I can't remember what it is off the top
of my head, but I mean, you guys should be
able to pretty easily google that out there.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Dude. It it brings in like a whole other just
creepy feeling when you hear about this whole idea that
we came we came to the New World for like
religious freedom, and maybe it's nonspecific, almost like in the
Freemason sense that you know, they're like, all right, we
came here to have religious freedom, but they didn't necessarily
like clarify the exact specific context. You know, like it's

(36:58):
kind of like, you know, you're only obey one God
for the freemasons, but they don't specify which God in
particular specifically say you.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Know, it can be whichever one you want. You just
have to believe in a higher power. It can be
whatever you want it to be. It doesn't have to
be you know, the big G God of the Bible.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
I mean, one nation under God. When they originally wrote that,
did they mean that with a little G? Or was
it a big g?

Speaker 2 (37:21):
You know, like well, and you know, the funny thing
about it is, I've heard a lot of people on
a lot of different things say, you know, the Roman
Empire didn't fall, it didn't go away, it became the
Catholic Church. And you know, the Catholic Church is a
big driver.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
And you know a.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Lot of the stuff, well, the apparatus we have in America,
like all this stuff comes from Rome basically, you know.
So I mean it's all, you know, two sides of
the same coin.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
And just to bring in just another weird thing to
think about, I'm kind of curious where the future of
this is going to go because so you have a
lot of this like, uh, this rise in like religious
views as far as like Christian and Catholic in the
United States. But part of that, on the flip side
is the fact that there's all the stuff that's involved
with Trump, so it's like one specific viewpoint on these religions.

(38:16):
But on the other flip side, you also had this
pope that just passed away, which a lot of people
knew him as like the woke Pope because he was
kind of bringing in a lot of this woke ideology
into the church. So depending on like who the next
pick is for the pope, I can foresee some type
of possible turmoil where if it's a woke pope again,

(38:36):
I feel like there is going to be some type
of huge backlash at least from you know, the right
side of the United States. But if there's not woke pope,
I definitely think that it might also on another flip side,
be ushering in this like new era of basically you
bring people to this point of like absolute depravity and
then from there it makes people beg to want to

(38:57):
be kind of brought back into you know, normalcy as
they view it, and it's almost like this, I think
I mentioned on the show recently, this whole like reoccurring
concept of when you start diving into like the Wymar Republic,
that you had this complete just like everybody's out here
doing whatever they want, just crazy weird adult tree whatever,
and then because of that happening, now you have this

(39:18):
point where everybody wants to basically suck everything back in,
like we don't want that anymore, and that's the end
of that. So I definitely feel like we're at this
weird teetering point with almost like this. I'm not trying
to say world War three is going to start up
or anything like that, but at least ideology or talking
about like ideology aspects of this. Like, I definitely think
that we're on this point where it's almost like a

(39:39):
replay of like where the Wymar Republic was.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
So funny enough. And this is going to be a
spoiler for anybody who hasn't seen the movie, excuse me,
but kind of the plot of that movie Conclave is
they had a very you know, progressive pope who died
and then there's this like hard right staunch, you know,
right wing conservative pope that's kind of jocking for position,

(40:06):
and basically the cardinals kind of band together and be like,
we could not let this guy be the pope. He's gonna,
you know, divide people further. So it's pretty funny that basically,
without have seen that movie and knowing what it was about,
you kind of laid out the plot of it so
it could be a little uh predictive program here.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Who knows, That's what I was just about to say. Man,
we dive into this cold stuff all the time on
the show, and as soon as we start diving into it,
we notice this patternern recognition that will again go over
to some movie or something like that, and this is
usually what we say is that they'll try to hide
this stuff within fictional movie. So when people hear this stuff,
they go, oh, that's just you know, this fictional movie
that was happening. So it like it's almost like they're

(40:48):
throwing exactly what's happening right in front of you, but
you don't believe it because you're like, oh, that's just
a fictional movie to mean. Same thing with Sightings, man, Yeah,
same with Sightings, Like nobody believes that there's a possibility
of there being this glimmer man and until you see one,
and then you're like, holy shit, that looked like a predator.
And now everybody you go and tell and say, hey,
I saw this thing that looked like predator in the woods.
They're like, hey, you're fucking crazy. He saw that was
in that movie. So it's like, now you sit here

(41:10):
and you're trying to guess what's gonna happen with the pope,
and it's like most people are gonna be like, oh,
that's the plot to this movie. Like what are you
talking about. That's fiction that couldn't happen, that.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Just came out a few months ago, which is pretty funny,
but all right, so kind of jumping back in, let's see.
While some incorrectly interpreted the prophecy as Peter the Roman
taking over for Pope Francis during his recent hospitalizations, others
believe Malachi was suggesting Francis himself would be the last pontiff.

(41:40):
Over the years, biblical scholars have focused on the timeline
surrounding these future popes and when they would lead the
Catholic Church. Some believe the text proclaimed that it had
reached its halfway point in fifteen eighty five, after the
first four hundred and forty two years of predictions. This
would make the final year of Malachi's prophecy twenty seven.

(42:01):
Although some scholars have claimed the text is a sixteenth
century forgery, Malachi allegedly wrote Prophecy of the Popes in
eleventh thirty nine after receiving a vision during a visit
to Rome. The claims that someone else wrote the one
hundred and twelve phrases about each future pope stinned from

(42:23):
the specific and highly accurate way each of the popes
are described up until fifteen ninety. At that point, the
phrasing becomes much more vague and leaves a lot open
to interpretation. However, there are still some shockingly accurate phrases
that can be found in modern times. One of the
prophecies names the one hundred and eleventh pope as being

(42:46):
the glory of the Olive. Once translated into English, some
historians believe the show's Malachi accurately predicted Pope Benedict would
lead the Catholic Church since the let's see this is oh,
it's a typo in the sentence would lead the Catholic
Church since coming, I guess is what it's supposed to

(43:09):
be from a religious order known as the Olivetons. He
was pope from two thousand and five to twenty and thirteen.
Another line of text reads of the eclipse of the sun,
and I think this is kind of interesting in light
of some of the stuff we were talking about earlier,
which has been speculated to signal the coming of Pope

(43:31):
John Paul the Second, who was born during a solar eclipse.
He was pope from nineteen seventy eight until two thousand
and five. DA Among the many front runners to replace
Francis are three cardinals who each have the name Peter,
including Peter Urdo of Hungary, the leading conservative candidate. There

(43:55):
you go, Peter Turksen of Ghana, a prominent figure in
the church's social justice circles, so there you go, kind
of more progressive pope. And Pietro Perilin of Italy, one
of the most experienced Vatican officials before his death. Some
tried to connect Francis to the prophecy of Peter the Roman,

(44:17):
noting his Italian heritage and the fact that his birth
name was Giovanni di Pietro de bern not own. The
Saint's predictions were taken seriously in the last few decades.
As one report states, quote in nineteen fifty eight, before
the conclave that would elect Pope John the twenty third,

(44:37):
Cardinal Spellman of New York, hired a boat, filled it
with sheep, and sailed up and down the Tiber River
to show that he was Quote Pastor at Nut, the
motto attributed to the next Pope and the prophecies. We've
only got a little bit more of this. While the
book was found more than four hundred years ago, its
prophecy recently resurfaced when Francis for two episodes of respiratory

(45:01):
crisis in February. As for Judgment Day, speculation regarding its
impending arrival has intensified over the last year as Francis's
help faded. A documentary Excuse Me, a documentary released in
twenty twenty four focused on a passage attributed to Pope

(45:22):
Sextus the Fifth from So that's kind of interesting. Pope's
Sextus the fifth. If the next pope chooses to be
Pope Sextus, that would be Pope Sextus the sixth, six
sixty six, But anyway, from fifteen eighty five. That reads
Axel in the midst of a sign supposedly marking the
halfway point of Malachi's prophecy. Pope Sextus the Fifth led

(45:43):
the church four hundred and forty two years after the
first leader mentioned by Malachi, and with the text suggesting
he is in the middle of the prophecy. The end
of the world would therefore come four hundred and forty
two years later, in twenty twenty seven, just twenty months
after Francis is.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Okay. On another side, note, I don't know if you've
seen this, but did you know that you're not supposed
to take pictures with the dead Pope?

Speaker 2 (46:13):
No? I did not.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
This has become a problem to the point where they
have put out a public warning requesting that people do
not take selfies with the Pope. The dead Pope to
be a little bit more specific. And I just had
to throw one in here for the sake of it,
for all the listeners. They wanted to see this, Yes,
and they have. People are calling selfie sticks Pope selfie later. Yeah,

(46:37):
you might want to do that, otherwise you might get
in Actually, I don't know if these people actually got
in trouble, but they definitely didn't want them to be publicized,
so hence you know the pixelation on the face. But
there's definitely a plethora of these pictures people trying to
take pictures with it.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
I mean, not to make light of anything, but they're
pretty funny looking, just like somebody peace signing and duck
lipsing in front of the dead Pope.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
I mean, the scariest part would be what if he
got up in the back and gave a peace sign back.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Just like sat up like the fucking undertaker at wres.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Hold that thought. We'll be right back after this brief
commercial break, and we are back to the show, So
let's hop right in speaking about WrestleMania and fun at
sporting events. So, Warren, I know that you are a
betting man. You are, dare they say, a gambling man? Well,

(47:31):
I think I may have found something new that you
can bet on. Oh you're ready for the next big
sporting event that I'm gonna have to try to pull
you away from every time we do an event. Man,
all right, all right, man, I'm ready for this. This
is gonna be bigger than the Florida Man. You ready
for this? The world's first sperm race. Okay, A anybody

(47:54):
that doesn't have any context of this. I wanted to
give you guys a little bit of the background of it. So, like,
the whole intention on why they are supposedly doing these
sperm races is supposed to be for the sake of
trying to make people aware of basically men's dropping fertility.
So I guess to kind of get into a little

(48:14):
bit so sperm racing. When people hear it, they ask
me the same thing every time, Wait, is this actually happening?
And the answer is always hell, yes it is. But
here's the thing. Sperm racing isn't just a joke. It's
not just some virtual idea for the Internet to laugh at,
such as us today. It's something much bigger. Male fertility

(48:36):
is declining like a lot. It's happening quietly, steadily, and
nobody's really talking about it. So in order to make
people talk about this, these guys have put together this
event where they basically have created this I guess synthetic
womb where basically they can take two men's ejaculation and

(49:00):
try to see which one will be the better sperm,
which one will make it out on top, and which
one will fertilize the egg.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
I don't care you, Calm in my face, I'm gonna
fight you.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
And I actually brought up the actual video of this
sperm race if you'd like to see it to see
how exciting it really is to watch two men's So is.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
This like Bizarre Encounters after Dark?

Speaker 1 (49:25):
A little bit like Bizarre Encounters after Dark?

Speaker 2 (49:27):
I mean, all right, let's see it.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
All right, let's see this race.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
I know how this movie ends. Oh, it's an intercollegiate competition.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
I did not realize that this is some official ship. Bro.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Well, USC's mascots, the Trojans, so they're obviously gonna win.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
There you go. Literally he's coming out. Look out.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
I don't care you Colm in my face, I'm gonna
fight you.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
How here is the fake vagina for the sperm racing.
Look at that sperm go bro.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
All right, so I have to stop you right here,
Like do you see those hard corners?

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Like?

Speaker 2 (50:15):
How does the manly contribution get into the apparatus?

Speaker 1 (50:19):
I would assume that you're not doing it on stage,
otherwise that would bring in a whole other set of problems.
My assumption is that.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
They probably show that part in the video.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
It probably has to be relatively fresh. I'm going to
assume that it's not you know, some stuff that they
put off into a sperm bank that's been frozen for
a little bit, because of course, you know, you want
that sperm to be ready to go right out the
fucking gates. That a fresh batch. It's got to be fresh.
As you can see from the start of this video,
these guys are weren't jumpsuits. So what my assumption is
is they knock one out in the back real quick,
brought it out through in the tank, and they were

(50:49):
ready to go. Bro.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Well, we haven't seen them from the waist down, so
we don't know if they have pants on.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
That's the scary part. Do they have pants on? I
mean they got jumpsuits? So all right, oh my god,
which sperm is gonna win? Are you're taking left or right?
You're taking left right for whichever.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
One usc is. That's what I'm taking.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
I'm going for the flat sperm got stuck in the
Philippian tube. You see that it hasn't moved. Man, stop swimming.
Those little swimmers have stopped swimming.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
I love how hypes this guy's getting about his sperm. Bro.
You see this guy over here, and they got a
fucking lab coat guy that's the referee is like.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Its more of a rage than like a sport an event.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Dude, you know, damn well that guy's weren't a doctor chow,
but he ain't got no no qualification.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
I'm looking wiped up. All the spectators are right.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
The scary part though, to me at least there and
it's all guys, guys just want to watch other dudes
sperm race. If he wins this one, it's over. They're
doing multiple rounds of this. Man, you that's already a
whole other sense of male fertility that I cannot keep
up with myself. Man, I cannot go two rounds back

(52:06):
to back.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Man, Well, you just don't have what it takes to
win the world. They're not exactly and back here.

Speaker 5 (52:15):
Did we even?

Speaker 6 (52:16):
Did we?

Speaker 2 (52:18):
So? Shane, I do have a very important question, what
on earth were you googling that you found this?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Actually I've been following a weird news page in order
to try to find these comical articles for at the
end of the show, and uh, this is what popped
up in ironically, a couple of days after I actually
heard two other podcasts talking about this. Shout out to
our big dumb mouth. They were actually talking about this.
They're taking the event happened, and then the other show

(52:49):
was Series of the Third Kind. They're talking about it
on their Strange News. We're not the first people to
cover this, unfortunately, just because of when bizarre increase had
to fall. But uh, you know, hopefully you can't always.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Be first, just like in sperm racing, but.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Maybe you'll finish last. I guess you know that's that's
the hope.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Well maybe, I mean, just like if you're a nice
moderate finish, not too fast, not too slow, just I mean,
you hadn't had too many cold beers. You're just good
to go.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
You're just in the groove, daddy churl. Okay, damn hell?
Is even that?

Speaker 6 (53:27):
So?

Speaker 1 (53:27):
I mean, I don't know how much too, how much
farther I can go with this? Man. I mean, we
got people ejaculating into little cups, we got people screaming, betting, shouting,
getting very very excited about watching the semen do its thing.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
So dude, this.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
Reminds me of in Jackass, like the actual TV show,
not the movies. They did like a sperm Olympics one
time where they went to like the uh sperm donation place,
and then like they're all wearing like athletic wear and
headbands and stuff, and then they like saw who had
the highest spermut and who completed the task the fastest

(54:03):
and things like that. So that's like just the dumbed
down version of this. This is like the technological sperm
Olympics from Johnny Knoxville.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
See, my question is would those guys be able to compete,
Like do you have to be specific? Do you have
to be a top champion or do you just have
to be a top comer? Yeah, because that's the.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Betting process for this. Is it like the hot dog
gating contest and you have to like win a regional
before you go to nationals.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
How many times can you jack off in this cup?
How high is your sperm count? But one thing that
I've noticed is that these people that are on the
more jack side, they tend to take another substance which
will also drop that count. So the physical physique can't
necessarily be how they specify who would qualify for this.
They would have to be at the end of the day,
who's gonna win the circle jerk, Who's going to be

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the one who will finish last? And who is gonna
be the one who will come the strongest.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Finally, an athletic event. I could excel at Paul or
fast or strong, but I might be good at this.
We don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
We'll have to test it out. Man. We're gonna start
a team. We're gonna show up. We're gonna We're gonna
start an all around team. Man, we're gonna be going
to the Florida Game Competition, We're gonna be going to
the sperm Olympics, and uh, we need it. We need
a clever team name that can they can accompany all
of this ridiculousness that we want to get involved.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
In, just like get an RV and go on the road.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Yeah, sperm racing to running away from the cops while
stealing Cadillac Converter racing to what other crazy stuff you
think they have. I'm sure that they probably have some,
like some cryptid calling at some point. We could probably
do a cryptid calling competition. We just got to do
the world tour of the most bizarre competitions and it
would fit because it would fit our show right, bizarre competitions.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
The sperm race definitely a bizarre encounter.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
I don't care you came in my face. I'm gonna
fight you, okay.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
And on that note, all right, guys, we gotta take
a another break. We'll be right back. And now we're
getting back to the Bizarre. So our next live show
is going to be on June fifth, that's a Thursday.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
It's going to be seven.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Fifteen ish Eastern Time on the Open Minds Media YouTube channel,
So you guys be sure to join us for that,
submit questions, articles, videos, anything like that, and be sure
to join us in the chat as well.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
And if you guys want to get a hold of
us for any reason whatsoever, you guys can contact us
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or if you're listening on the increase feed it is
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(56:48):
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Speaker 1 (57:09):
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(57:29):
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Speaker 2 (57:58):
And as always, all this shit it is in the
link tree in the show description.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
And as always, I let my mind wander. I hope
that all of you guys let your minds wander and
we will end up catching you guys on that next
live show. And if anybody has anything that they would
like to submit before then, of course, make sure that
you guys get it into us before then. And with that,
I bid you guys a farewell and ad ad.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
I gotta go practice for the sperm Olympics.

Speaker 6 (58:32):
Chill, Daddy, Chill, I am de loved.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
I love that I am deliverate, but he's my favorite

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