Bizarre Inquiries #26 "Real Biblical Discoveries, The Mountain Dew Conspiracy, & Florida Man's Bigfoot Body"

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Bizary Inquiries with shape or.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Welcome Bizarre Rights and inquirers to Bizarre Inquiries, The show
where we start with a clip, article or inquiry and
let our minds want her. I am the one that
they call Shane Squatch aka the original Shane Squatch.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
I got a big cock in the attitude.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
I don't that's an interesting way of putting that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
And alongside me I have the infamous big bad boo
Daddy Sir Orn Felix himself.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah come Daddy, yeah, dixad.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Well, let's not start sucking each other DICKX quite yet.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
You said you want to slap, so I threw it
in there.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Two thoughts, I mean, first off, are you trying to
tell us something like you've been really fixated on dis
here lately? It seems like.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I figured i'd mix it up a little bit. We
talk a lot about a lot of moans and stuff.
So you said you wanted something dirty, so I wanted
to throw you something dirty but different and actually fun.
Part of one of those clips I stole it out
of another one of a comedy podcasts that I listened to.
So one of them is a totally new original clip
that hopefully nobody else is used before.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well that let's not start start sucking each other's dix
quite yet from a pulp fiction. That's like my favorite
line of that movie. So I'm glad you threw that in.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I'm glad you caught that one because that was the
lead up, was the let's get them dicks out? That
was from that podcast. So, like I said to totally
knew why Sos, I wanted to mix it up for you.
I want to steer it away from what you were
expecting with moaning women and instead give you dix and men.
So sorry, but that's what you get this week.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I think you're just like Freudian slipping over there. You're
just trying to tell us something.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
You gonna see a bunch of fallus like looking objects
in the back. All of a sudden, this alien over
here is just gonna have a fallus on the front
of it. It's little ghost fallus. Everything just fallus. I
don't know what else to say about it. Just fallus
is everywhere. Man, that's good and getting into I guess
what we're gonna get into today. Last time, I had
kind of done it a little bit differently, where instead

(02:28):
of having a direct Clipper article, I kind of led
into an idea. We definitely have the funny one in
the back end. We got something as far as conspiracies go.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Because we got a funny one in the back end.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I definitely got a funny one in the back end
from Florida.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Ooh.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
And then in the middle, of course, we got some
conspiracies for you guys. But diving into this first topic,
and again, this will seem a little bit weird, but
we'll we'll come around to it and or I'm sure
you'll probably have some thoughts as we go along the way,
and maybe I'll kind of get we're leading into here.
But without further ado, I will bring up the first
video for you guys to check out here.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
In September nineteen fifty nine, during a routine military exercise
at Mount Ararat, a Turkish Army captain stumbled upon something extraordinary.
Having grown up hearing the stories of Noah's Ark, Captain
Darupinar couldn't believe his eyes as he looked upon a
boat shaped formation in the ground. A team of archaeologists

(03:24):
was called to investigate what would become a project spanning
more than sixty years. Initially, the site was dismissed as
a geological anomaly, but things changed dramatically in twenty nineteen.
A ground penetrating radar scan revealed subterranean layers and angular
structures which are uncommon in natural formations, specifically parallel lines

(03:49):
nine feet below the surface that appeared to be rooms.
The team also discovered drugstones, which they believe were used
to stabilize the boat.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
So originally, this first one, of course, is the whole
idea of Noah's Ark And again we will kind of
get into the full cycle on this one, but what's
your initial thoughts on this one? Do you think that
there might be some validity to it? Also, I want
to throw in taking into consideration what we talk about
on the show with the whole idea of stories being retold,
that they originally start with something and then they turn
into something else through language. Not to mention, of course,

(04:20):
the Bible has been brought through many different languages before
it was brought to English. But at least with this one,
whether or not you're a believer in anything, I mean,
what's your initial thoughts on this one?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, I mean I think whether you believe in, you know,
the Christian God or anything of that nature. I mean
the fact that basically every culture on the fucking planet
has a flood mythology or flood legend. I mean, that's
one of those where they're smoke, there's fire things.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I mean, there's just so much epic of Gilgamesh has
a straight up Noah or Moses character too, or not
no H epic of Gilgamesh has a straight up Noah
character on top of it two, just to throw that
one in there.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, So I mean, not only like geologically, but just
with mythologies and legends, there's enough smoke that I think
it's probably just an irrefutable fact at this point that
there was some sort of mass flood. I mean, was
it truly global and wiped out you know, everybody but
eight people. I don't know about that, but I think

(05:23):
it probably was a really fucking big flood. Now, like,
whether you know this thing is the actual Noah's Ark
or not, and that remains to be seen. Something that
happened that long ago for it to be preserved that
well seems kind of unlikely to me. But yeah, I
totally believe in the validity of a large scale flood

(05:44):
that happened in antiquity.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Seeing My thing with this whole thing is again matter
of language. I'm not trying to disprove anything specifically, but
the whole idea of the world flooding. If your world
is a matter of consisting of this region, to you,
the whole world flooded. You know, people may be looking
at it in context of the entire planet flooded, when
maybe it could possibly be just the known world quote

(06:07):
to everybody that was around for you know, this era
of history. You know, this area flooded, And it doesn't
seem out of the question to me that you know,
you already hear about all these cases of people experiencing
like premonitions of things to come. You know, if you
get this like bad feeling, you know, people can chalk
that up to whatever it is. But simply if you know,
there was a man who had a feeling that something

(06:27):
bad was coming, he started seeing there was something going
on in the skies, things were getting dark, whatever, and
he possibly tried to just collect as much family as
he could, his farm, animals, all of that type of
his stuff, just trying to preserve, you know, what he
possibly could. Again, there's like two different ways of looking
at it. I'm starting to kind of view a lot
of this stuff as regardless of the faith aspect. I
think that there's a lot of historical context and things

(06:49):
that are indisputable as far as this historical figure existed.
Like I said, regardless of the God component you take
that away, I still think that a lot of these
figures did exist, and these stories carried on in these
places locations. Things are real things. It's just a matter
of again, which viewpoint you kind of want to view
the context of how he may have possibly known that
something like this was coming.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah, I mean I think I pretty much agree with
you wholeheartedly on all of that. You know, I've probably
said this on the show before. I grew up in
a very you know, Christian household. We went to church
every Sunday, I went to church camp every summer. But
you know, just a lot of things about organized religion
in particular never really jived with me. But now I

(07:34):
probably like believe the Bible more than I ever have
in my entire life because of all those things that
you mentioned, Like, there's just so much to unpack as
a historical document without even you know, taking into consideration
all the uh, the more fantastical aspects We'll just say.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Exactly, that's kind of where I'm at. Like you think
that with doing a lot more research, people would inevitably
lead into this point of like being like, oh, yeah,
it's all just folklore, it's all just myth. But even
for me, the more that I've dived into this stuff,
the more that I've researched it, Like I said, regardless
of context on what you believe the spiritual side of
things are the events like are becoming undoubtedly things that
I believe have happened throughout time, and again it's a

(08:15):
matter of perspective and trying to explain things in the
best language that they could at the time exactly. And
also again people want to talk about the very literal
word specifically, but that's almost impossible to do at this
point with an English context to it because it's been
translated multiple times and everybody knows languages don't transfer exactly.
So when you dive into some of these stories, you
know a lot of people try to go by like

(08:36):
these are the exact words, but even within like you know,
English variations of the Bible, the wording does change a
hair bit, so it's like you kind of have to
draw in the bigger context rather than hyperfixating on the
specific exact words of everything, because again trying to describe
things the best way you could at the time, and
also trying to translate them the best way you could
at the time.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah, I mean, it's like I always say, people trying
to describe indescribable things the best language they had, and
what could these things really mean in like a quote
unquote real world, modern day context. And again, like I
always say, change one fucking word and the Jonah and
the whale story becomes not you know, this fantastical story

(09:18):
about this guy being swallowed by a big fish, but oh,
this was a USO probably that abducted this guy, or
take you know, the immaculate conception. Change one word and
that becomes an alien abduction story. And that's you know,
not to sound sacrilegious or talk down to anybody's faith

(09:39):
or anything like that, but I mean, at the very least,
I think it's just very interesting to look at any
of these old accounts and old legends and old stories
with kind of a more modern day lens.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
And we will continue on with these, of course, so
you can kind of throw in another spin on them.
They will get a little bit weirder as we go on.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
All right, y'all, time for another commercial break, and now.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Back to letting your mind wander the next one. It
was just a matter of it was something semi recent
that was being talked about, so I wanted to throw
it in here. I know that there's kind of a
mixed feelings on this one, so you know, feel how
you want about it, but it's going to get a
lot weirder with the next two. I just want to
throw this one in because it's been talked about a
lot recently. So without further doo, let's start this plus.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
Is believed to be the actual remains of Lot's wife,
discovered near the Dead Sea, close to where Sodom and
Gomorrah are thought to have been located. There is an
unusual pillar that some claim is Lot's wife. Archaeologists have
studied its strange shape and found that it is composed
of eighty percent salt. What makes this discovery so intriguing

(10:48):
is that the Bible says God turned Lot's wife into
a pillar of salt when she looked back at the
burning cities. While it has not yet been confirmed whether
she is encased within the salt. The site provides compelling evidence.
This includes millions of pure sulfur balls, mountains of ash
covering ancient buildings, and clear burn marks found throughout the area.

(11:10):
The site also aligns perfectly with the biblical timeline and
location described in Genesis, including Lot's cave where he hid
during Sodom's destruction. This cave is located near the ruins
of the cities and matches the geographical details provided in
the biblical account. Local legend and archaeology also support the claim,

(11:31):
with early Christians building a church around it as a
sign of reverence, further adding credibility to the discovery.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
So what's your initial thoughts on this one?

Speaker 3 (11:44):
So here, again, I think there's probably some truth in well,
not some. I think there's probably a lot of truth
and validity to the whole Sodom Ingamora account. Again, it
just depends on what could these things really mean in
a real world context. Of course, I know you've heard,
as I have, a lot of people speculate that, you know,
whatever happened at Sodom Ngamoor could have been some sort

(12:05):
of nuclear event that extraterrestrials or somebody.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
To keep that in mind with the nuclear concept because
the last point that we come around will have something
context with that, So keep that on the back burner too.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Okay, But again, is this you know formation really Lot's wife?

Speaker 7 (12:23):
You know?

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Uh, probably not. I find that even harder to believe
than the fact that they actually found the you know,
Noah's arc. But uh here again kind of the same thing.
And as I said for the previous video, I think
the the point of this video, I absolutely can get
behind the particulars and the details maybe not so much,
but that's kind of irrelevant as far as I'm concerned. It's,

(12:45):
you know, the idea that's the most important thing.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
See, I'm kind of with you on that one. As
far as like the sodom Inghamora story, I think that
one there is validity to that story in the aspect
of you've got to even think about astronomical events even
beyond guy of course, or just things happening in the area,
possibly nuclear events, different things like that. So like the
whole Sonomingamar story, I put one hundred percent faith and
validity behind the fact that this was a real location,

(13:10):
real place, And not to mention, the more they've dived
into that region, they just find more and more of
these different areas where they looked like there were scorched
earth where I remember digging into one a couple of
years ago where somebody was claiming that they found a
spot where there was like granite that was literally scorch
and destroyed from something. So clearly there was some type
of event that had happened in this area. And as
far as the specifics with the Lot's Wife concept, you know,

(13:32):
there's two ways to possibly look at it. You know,
if you're looking at the fact that you could have
been dealing with beings that are beyond our capability of
understanding whatever you want to view that as you know, God, angels, aliens,
whatever you want to say, you know, there might be
a possibility for there to be a way to possibly
convert like water molecules into sodium molecules, like I don't
know how close those are relatively, but with advanced technology,

(13:54):
you know, maybe there is some validity to that. But
even on the other side, the point that I was
kind of thinking with this one, the whole story of
Lot's Wife, with that thing, you know, there could have
been a matter of people coming up seeing this after
this area was destroyed, seeing this thing thinking that it
looks like a woman, and then putting this whole story
to the fact that this pillar looks like a woman.
This could be the exact pillar that they were talking

(14:16):
about when they formed this. But again when it comes
to the context of things, because even in the Bible
they talk about after the city gets destroyed, you know,
lots not really hurt from again. So if you're writing
the Bible from the human perspective, you know, God would
know whatever happened a lot, but theoretically the people wouldn't.
So essentially they could create whatever type of mythos that

(14:39):
they wanted out of that. And even with the whole
aspect of like a lot escaping, you know, it could
also just kind of be a metaphor for there are
kind hearted people within, you know, a messing of a
bunch of awful types of people. So you know, just
the idea that somebody survived could have been one of
those things that gave people hope. So you know, maybe
it was simply a man got away and they created

(15:02):
this whole mythos about it, or simply nobody made it
out and they created a mythos for the inspiration that
maybe somebody made it out of this just so that
they have that connection that somebody made it, you know,
like it's hard to tell when you get so far
away from the original events to really start diving into this.
But that being said, if they somehow tear this rock
pillar apart and end up finding something on the inside,

(15:24):
I am more than happy to completely change my mind
and any theories that I've recommended on this one. But
you know, I definitely have to view things from multiple perspectives,
Which is kind of the whole point that I'm trying
to lead into with a lot of this stuff is
a lot of people try to discredit the Bible, and
they take all this time discrediting the Bible for the
more magical aspects of it for lack of better term,
or the more you know, God aspects of it for

(15:46):
lack of better term. But main point that I'm trying
to make here is you really have to look at
this document specifically for the fact of the historical context,
because if it's been a document that is so important
through time that people have preserved, clearly there is something
to it, regardless you know of your belief system, Like
what not a better way even just another prime example,

(16:08):
when you start diving into Japanese folklore or slash history,
it all starts to blend together. So why would we
not expect that we wouldn't start seeing the same thing
in other places, that you have these principles that can't
be explained in the historical facts that start getting blended together,
and then they become this whole other thing that's aside
from maybe even what the original writers were trying to

(16:29):
portray at the time.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Yeah, I mean, so just a couple of random thoughts
that I jotted down here while you were talking. But
first off, the whole thing about like lot not being
mentioned again. Uh, something that I think people don't talk
about enough with the Bible or any of these kind
of ancient documents is, you know, all these accounts took

(16:53):
place over hundreds or you know, in some cases thousands
of years. They're just giving you like the fucking high points.
You know, there's not enough time or enough bandwidth to
document every single little thing that happened, and so it
makes sense that Okay, here's this big, massive thing that happened,

(17:13):
and we don't really need in the historical context to
know what happened a lot after that. So I think,
you know, that kind of makes a lot of sense
if you zoom out and you know something you said
about people kind of going out of their way to
poo poo the validity of the Bible. I mean, we
talk all the time on the show about cryptid encounters

(17:33):
or alien encounters or any kind of high strangeness, and
people do the same thing nowadays with those kind of
accounts where oh, it was a meteor and then an owl,
and then this thing happened, and then this thing happened,
where it just takes much less faith to believe that
something kind of weird happened. And so I think, you know,
this is par for the same course. It's just we're

(17:56):
dealing with stories that are thousands of years old and
have all this you know, uh, spiritual and religious context
baked into them.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Not to mention the fact that it's like almost every religion,
the majority of religions, stem from this point and then
they all split off into different directions from there. So
even with that context, considering that this history is important
to not just one religion but multiple religions, and then
again there's like the splitting off point, but all the
Abrahamic religions all essentially start from the same place. So

(18:26):
if there's not just one group of people, but multiple
groups of people trying to preserve this, again, there has
to be some validity to it. If people are willing
to die to preserve this document this documentation of what
these events that happened, Like they're not just doing that
for fictional stories, like regardless of the context, like something happened.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Well, and it's like we talk about all the time
with like you know, even cave paintings or I think
we've talked about it with like Native American legends and
things like that, like when people had to like carve
the these stories and these depictions in stone, or they
had to literally remember these stories and pass them on.

(19:07):
We're not talking about fucking fairy tales and bedtime stories here.
These people were documenting what happened and what was important
to them, again with the best language they had. But
I mean to think that these people would have put
that much effort into something that basically boils down to entertainment,
I just don't put a lot of validity in that exactly.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
That's kind of what I'm saying with it. Now we're
gonna get into the even weirder stuff and this is
probably one of the weirder ones. And then we'll get
into the ultra weird one that literally has some government
documents attached to it, but they'll further do. Let's bring
up the next one. And I know a lot of
people aren't necessarily fans of the main person talking on
this clip, so I apologize in advance for that, but
it fills in the most information and it is from

(19:50):
Joe Rogan, but again, not very many people are fans
of the guests on this Sebjeodi.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
They verified the Shroud of Turien.

Speaker 8 (19:56):
Have you seen that.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
They used to think that it was only a couple
hundred years old. Yeah, and now they've changed that. Yeah,
they said, no, it's back then. They also don't understand
how it was made, which to me is very fascinating
because it's not paint, it's not They don't know what
caused the image itself and how that technology would.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
Have even been available.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
It wasn't a couple thousand years ago.

Speaker 9 (20:18):
An intense light i mean atomic to leave almost like
a photographic imprint on a piece of cloth.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Yeah, urged beaten.

Speaker 9 (20:25):
The hairstyle was from the first century, and the pollens
that they found in the cloth were from that region.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (20:33):
Also the weave was a first century weave. And another guy,
an archaeologist who I knew, told me that if you
look close, you can see that the image of a
Tiberius coin marks on the eyes. Now, I don't know
if that's real or not. I've never actually checked that,
but that their.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Images that Tiberius on the coin because they would put
the coins over the eyes, I mean, just real.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
And just to throw in a little bit more context
on this one, I was recently listening to a scientists
actually break this one down, and they have tried to
reproduce this because the image doesn't go all the way
through the cloth. It is only on the initial first
layer of the cloth, and the only way you're able
to see it is in photo negative because it's really
really hard to see in the normal image. So with

(21:13):
modern day science, like this was something that they were
doing within the last year or so, they still can't
reproduce whatever happened to have created this. And not to
mention the fact that it's basically a photograph on fabric
that still can't be explained. So again, until going into
the more atomic stuff and the nuclear stuff, like you mentioned, earlier.
I kind of want to get your thoughts on this
one too.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
What's funny about this is, Yeah, I keep like a
running word document of ideas and thoughts and things I
might want to touch on for the show and deep
dives and whatnot, And the Shroud of Turin was like
one of the things that's on my running list of
possible topics. So that's funny that you brought it up.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
We can still do a deep dive on it. We
can just kind of, you know, quick over, but I'd
be still willing to do a deep dive. There's a
lot of information on that thing, and it was weird, dude.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Well, and that's kind of why I did didn't do it,
because once I got like digging into it, I was like,
oh my god, this is going to be like a
huge undertaking if I'm going to do justice to this.
So I don't have the time or bandwidth to do
this topic justice right now. But anyway, yeah, I think
there's a lot of weird things with this, Like you said,

(22:20):
and again going with the atomic angle, even if you
don't subscribe to, you know, the whole Christian aspect of it,
it seems like there's enough evidence that there's just something
legitimately strange with this artifact. Now, whatever that might be,
who knows. But yeah, here again, I think it's a
smoke and fire situation. There's enough smoke that there's something

(22:43):
weird going on with this, no matter what you believe
or what religion you abscribed to.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
And just to throw this one in here, and I'm
not saying that it's aliens. I just want to throw
that out there directly. I'm not directly saying it's aliens.
I'm just referring to the fact that I think that
there's multiple things that have been called the same thing.
But if you take the context of like alien abduction,
for example, you talk about the bright lights people see,
the bright flashes, all these different things, you know, whatever

(23:09):
those are. Because I know people have contexts on aliens,
whether they're you know, extraterrest or if their demons or
their angels or their whatever they might happen to be. Again,
we could be talking about the same thing. Is it
possible that the reason why we can't reproduce this and
the reason why like this is something that's beyond us
is because it could link into something that's advanced technology
that might link in with some of the abduction type

(23:31):
experiences that we're seeing today, because almost every single alien
abduction experience that we've dived into on the show tell
me there's not some point with a bright flash of
light or an orb or some form of light.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yeah, and that you know, gets back to the idea
and again not sound sacrilegious, but you know, some people
have suggested could Jesus actually have been like an extraterrestrial
himself or a hybrid or something along those lines, And
you're talking about you sort of technology being used to
create this effect. We talk all the time on the

(24:05):
show about you know, on a long enough continuum, any
technology is going to look like witchcraft or magic or
something like that. So I mean it's all about language
like we always talk about. But yeah, here again, I
think no matter what you believe on the Christianity side
of things, there's enough interesting things to dig into with

(24:27):
all three of these topics. But I think, especially uh,
the shroud of Turn, like this is some pretty cool
stuff no matter what you believe.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
See, and that's one of those things that again, no
matter what you believe, I think that Jesus, regardless was
a real person, whether he was a philosophical teacher or
the literal son of God or whatever you want to
happen to call it, Like, no doubt in my mind,
I believe that there was this figure, this person that
was Jesus. Like I don't think he's this myth thos character.
It's just a matter of like who was he exactly

(24:56):
what he actually was. Yeah, But regardless of that, I mean,
you got to look at the fact that all this
dude did was teach to people to be good to
each other. Like the context of everything that he taught
was all positive things. So again, whether you follow the
philosophy of Christ or you follow him as the son
of God, I mean, the guy clearly was trying to
do good at the time, especially in a chaotic region
at the time.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah, And it's not much of a stretch to think
that this figure, whatever Jesus was with some sort of
you know, Buddha or Dalai Lama type figure. And you
don't have to put all the religious connotations onto it
to believe that there's some validity to all of these stories.

(25:40):
And again, like you said in the previous section, people
I think go out of their way to not believe
things and to disprove things, and I think so many
people don't want to believe things like this because you know, nowadays,
we feel like we've learned everything. There's nothing new to discover.

(26:01):
We know everything, We've got an explanation for everything. Science
can account for everything. And I think it terrifies people
that there could be something out there that we can't explain,
and that goes back to religion or you know, aliens, cryptids,
anything like that that we talk about on the show.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Dude, diving into all of this like religious real connections
in the world, into the like physical history of the
world like that nobody can deny. Dude. It's just completely
mind blown. It's just got me just whoa diving through
all this stuff, Dude. I listened to like a two
hour thing the other day on this shroud of torn
and all the modern research that are doing on it, dude,
and it's still one of those things that it's like

(26:38):
if they had the ability to throw anything at it
to discredit it, you know that it would be all
over the internet. But there is literally nobody that's been
able to discredit this, So like, there is clearly clearly
something to this undeniable of whatever you believe.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yeah. I mean, like I said, at some point, it
takes more faith to believe that something at least out
of the ordinary didn't happen. Then it does just feel like, yeah,
something weird happened.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Hold on site, guys, Bizarre Increase will be right back
after this brief commercial break and how we're back, and
speaking of that, of course, we are going to be
diving into one of your personal favorite things. You ready
for this, sir. It's something that belongs and I'm sure

(27:27):
you get well. We're starting to hear hinto with this one,
because I think we talked about it on a semi
recent show. But let's bring this up in context. Another
good one from Joe Rogan in Ethiopia.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
There's a specific church in Ethiopia that has always been
rumored to be the place where the Ark of the
Covenant is stored. And there's these garters, these people that
are guards of this area, and they all develop cataracts,
they all have like radiation poisoning, and they're guarding this
one particular area. They won't let anybody look at it,
they won't let anybody talk about it. And Graham got

(28:00):
fascinated by this. They started doing a deep dive into
history and historical accounts of the Covenant and these the
Arc and all these bizarre stories that have lasted throughout history,
and the real evidence that there was really sophisticated societies
that lived thousands and thousands of years ago when we

(28:21):
kind of assumed that people were hunters and gatherers. You know,
he believes that society had reached a very very sophisticated
level of technological achievement and then something happened. And now
we're living in like a rebuild.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
And I do have a lot more stuff that's going
to get weirder. But this is one of those things
that you can go one of two ways, man, Like
there's one the undeniable fact that there could have been
these ten rules, the ten Commandments, that were created somebody.
They took all their gold, they put it together, they
melted it down, they created this box, and they decided
to store that in that. Like, there is nothing that's

(28:56):
woo woo about that concept in my head. But when
it starts getting really weird is when you start getting
into stories such as the Walls of Jericho, where they
were walking around the walls, you know, blowing the trumpets
and they had the Arc of the Covenant, and then
you start diving into things like this where people are
experiencing radiation poisoning and they're going blind and there could
possibly be the Arc of the Covenant that's possibly in

(29:16):
this area. Like that's when stuff starts getting really weird,
where you start wondering like what, what potentially could this
thing actually be? And that'll kind of lead into the
next idea on what might there other interests be in
this thing. But I want to get your initial thoughts
on this one too.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Uh yeah, So I'll try to keep my thoughts kind
of quick on this one so we can get onto
the next clip. But yeah, I've heard in the past
about this idea that the Ark of the Covenant is
in this temple in Ethiopia. I think that's really interesting.
And again, the idea that the Arc of the Covenant
could be some sort of technological slash paranormal whatever you

(29:57):
want to call it device, I think is kind of
interesting in light of the fact of a lot of
things we've talked about recently on the show, whether it
be Operation High Jump or you know, we talked about
Kecksburg and the Nazi Bell recently. So the fact that
you know, the Nazis believed in this type of thing.
They were trying to find these artifacts, and the Nazis

(30:22):
in the forties had technology that we still don't understand
how they had.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
I mean, they were supposedly the last that had the
spear of destiny of course exactly.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
So I mean, don't don't at me, don't cancel me.
Not saying the Nazis had anything figured out or anything
like that, but the fact that these people who you know,
had all these technological breakthroughs that we're still trying to replicate,
now put this much stock in the validity of these artifacts,
I think is at least an interesting idea to think about.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Hey man, as far as I know, this thing melts faces, belongs. Yeah,
what that guy said. So this is the main point
that I want to get into that starts getting really
really weird. Have you heard of Project Sunstreak.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
I don't think so so.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Project Sunstreak was a nineteen seventies nineteen eighties intelligence effort
by the US Defense Intelligence Agency, the DIA, and other
agencies to explore the use of individuals with alleged psychic abilities,
known as psychic spies, for intelligence gathering. The project aim
to collect information on distant events using these paranormal capabilities
through its effortless through its efficientness, though its efficientness is questionable.

(31:33):
It is eventually terminated, similar to other government sponsored psychic
research programs like Stargate Project, which, for funny context, actually
this was a faction of the Stargate Project. And I
know a lot of people talk about how there's this
supposed government document that makes reference to they might know
potentially where the Ark of the Covenant is. And this

(31:54):
is what I've been leading to the whole point of
what I always say all the time on the show.
If there wasn't some sense of validity to it, why
would the US government make an effort to spend the
money to do these types of things. And like I said,
I spent two hours trying to find this document last
night because Ark of the Covenant would not pop up
as one of the main things on here. But I
wanted to read through some of this document to see

(32:15):
what exactly they supposedly experienced that with this. So the target,
the target is a container. This container has another container
inside of it. The target is fashioned of wood, gold,
and silver. The target is similar in shape to aol
to a coffin and is decorated with seraphim. The target
is located somewhere in the Middle East, as the language
spoken by individuals presence seemed to be Arabic seem to be,

(32:38):
so that's not by the way, stating that it's not
in Ethiopia by the way, and also just another weird context.
Ethiopia was the only one that was still using the
Book of Enoch until people kind of restarted getting into
that concept and the Book of Enoch gets into the
weird interdimensional stuff. So maybe a connection, maybe not, might
be something to it, but visuals of surrounding buildings indicated
the presence of Mosco domes, which possibly could look like

(33:01):
some of those places in Ethiopia. Individuals in the area
where clothed in virtually all white, had black hair and
dark eyes. One figure at homed in On wore a mustache.
The target is hidden underground, dark and wet, where all
aspects of the locate with all aspects of the target.
The purpose of the target is to bring a people together.
It is something to do with ceremony, memory, homage, and

(33:24):
the resurrection. There is an aspect of spirituality, spirituality, information,
lessons and historical knowledge far beyond what we know now.
The target is protected by entities and can only be
opened by those who are authorized to do so. This
container will will slash, cannot be opened until the time
is deemed correct. Once it is time to open the container,

(33:47):
the mechanics of the lock system will be found to
be fairly simple. Individuals opening the container by praying or striking.
By praying or striking, are destroying are destroyed by the
container's protectors though the use of power unknown to us,
or through the power use of power unknown to us. Sorry,
it's starting to get tongue tied and kind of going
a little bit farther into these documents because a lot

(34:08):
of it's just like names and signatures. They start going
into some pictures that start looking like the pillars in
the area that they claim to have seen this thing.
I think they actually have a picture of what they
claim to have seen as the arc itself. I think
it's towards the bottom. Let me find it right here,
the mosque dome supposedly where it's located at. But oh,

(34:29):
here's the other part. The things that we're watching as
this person was supposedly, you know, astral traveling to this
area where the supposed arc of the Covenant is, and
this is where the whole conspiracy kind of comes in.
Is a lot of people talk about this concept of,
you know, they might actually have the Arc of the Covenant.
I mean, definitely seems like there might be some validity
to it, considering that they have used these astral projection

(34:51):
missions to do a lot of different things. But the
initial conspiracy on where this whole thing started from the
government possibly having the Arc of the Covenant was from
this document. And this is what I was kind of
trying to lead into, was the whole point of if
there's not validity to this, why would they spend the
time to do it. And also if they see that
there is potential for this thing as a weapon after

(35:12):
doing this, is it possible that they may have went
and tried to retrieve it.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
I mean, first off, we talk about like MK ultra
and remote viewing and all that sort of stuff that
the government was involved in and researching and funding. So,
like you said, they're not going to put effort and
money and time into something that they don't think they
can benefit from.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
And furthermore, this was only nineteen eighty eight to throw
into So this wasn't even back in the sixties or
an mkultu or anything.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
So, I mean that's relatively recently. But you know, you
were talking about trying to harness whatever power this device
has for weapons or whatnot. The government's not going to
do anything that they either can't weaponize or make money
off of. So, I mean it makes a lot of
sense to me that even if you know, everybody in

(36:03):
the government isn't you know, fully on board gung ho
with this whole arc of the Covenant idea. It's kind
of leave no stone unturned type situation, like if they
could find this fucking otherworldly wonder weapon. I mean, it's
at least we're throwing some remote viewers at and seeing,
you know, what we can dig up. So I mean,

(36:24):
I think the fact that, like you said, the federal
government is at least acknowledging the possibility of this sort
of thing should lead us to believe that there's some
validity to it. And again, what better way to cover
the tracks of what they're really doing than oh, nothing
to see here. Those are just fairy tales and Bible
stories while they're like actively trying to find these devices.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah, not to mention the fact that part of the
whole Pizzagate documents they talk about, you know, trying to
enter the tomb of Gilgamesh, which I know is necessarily biblical,
but it kind of parallels that line. So I mean, yeah,
clearly there's an interest in this stuff, and it's undeniable
at this point that you know, whether this thing is
some type of advanced technology that we don't understand because
it's so advanced and people put this magic connotation on it,

(37:07):
or it's literally an item that has been blessed and
touched by God. There's clearly some type of aspect to
this that they can see and use as a weapon,
even going into again the spirit of destiny when it
goes into the Nazis, like their interest wasn't in just
collecting it for the religious means, like they had other
intentions with it, because their whole intention was to create
wonder weapons.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Yeah, and again, a lot of people I think will
focus on the religious aspects of things to kind of
downplay them or poo poo them, and at the end
of the day, whether it's some artifact that has you know,
religious power and significance, or it has some sort of

(37:48):
advanced technological significance that we don't understand or have yet.
I mean, at the end of the day, that's kind
of splitting hairs if you ask me. It's still some
advanced thing that we don't understand. The only difference is
where it came from exactly.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
And I guess I will start to wrap this one
up since this has probably gone a lot longer than
I intended to. And then I know that you have
a really, really good one to dive into, and I
don't want to miss any of that. So without further ado,
I know that you guys probably want to dive into
this more, so I will include all the links down
in the show description, so you guys can even go
and check out this CIA document yourself without further ado.
Let's dive into Orang's stuff.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
All right, y'all, time for another commercial break, and now.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Back to letting your mind wander. All right, Orange, So
what are we getting into? My dude got to get
into a lineman for beer? Okay, fair enough.

Speaker 6 (38:40):
A few moments later.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
All right, so we've got kind of a fun one
to talk about. Now. It's a conspiracy, but a little
more lighthearted than you know. Some of the conspiracies we've
talked about, and I think it's kind of a good,
good kind of palate cleanser no pun intended, after all,
the real deep biblical stuff we were just talking about.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
All right.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
So this article comes via the Daily Mail, which we've
articles from multiple times. It seems to be the well
we keep going back to. But anyway, the article is
titled chilling claim mountain dew flavors predicted four deadly US disasters.
So Walker in Texas rangers all right, So I'm just

(39:28):
going to go through this article. If you want to
jump in at any point, Shane, just feel free. So
here we go. Wild conspiracy theory has emerged from the
depths of the Internet, claiming that new mountain dew flavors
have foretold deadly disasters across the US. The unusual claim
comes from content creator Maverick Bailey or at Maverick Approach

(39:51):
on Instagram, who is known for his unconventional takes and
believes major events have strangely coincided with the launch of
certain mountain dew flavors. This is a quote. It seems
like every time they make a big push with a
new flavor, it correlates with a certain event, Bailey said
during a recent interview. He pointed out that star Spangled

(40:12):
Splash was released in twenty twenty four, shortly before the
collapse of the Francis Scott Key Bridge, its patriotic name
eerily echoing the national symbolism of the event.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
And just to throw in the context of people didn't
catch it, Francis Scott Key was the one that wrote
the star spangled banner, because I don't know if everybody
think it.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Talks about that later in the article. Similarly, Mountain Dew
Code Red hitshelves just three months before nine to eleven
with terrorists or theorists excuse me, drawing a connection between
the flavor's name and the emergency alert status that followed
the attacks. Bailey also connected other flavors to the Maui

(40:52):
wildfires and the global crowd strike blackout that crippled millions
of Windows devices last year. Now he's signing a sounding
excuse me the alarm over Mountain Dew's upcoming flavor, Baja Midnight,
set to launch this summer. Quote this new flavor could
be referring to the Witching Hour, which is at twelve.

(41:13):
I always thought the Witching Hour was three o'clock. But
that's what I thought too, Tomato. Bailey shared an Instagram video.
My guess is that we are going to see something
very weird on a paranormal level, or something that is
going to make us question everything. He added that it
could even signal a devastating cyber blackout. That seems more

(41:33):
likely than some large scale paranormal event I think.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
But I mean Project Bluebeam.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Wouldn't that be a blue flavor?

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Though?

Speaker 3 (41:42):
I mean, that's right there in front of them.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
You can't make it too obvious. I mean, purple is
a very in a blue in a weird way.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
That is true. I guess, all right. So Mountain Dew
commented on Bailey's Instagram video discussing the wild theory, saying, quote,
keep your voice down playing into this. While Mountain Dew
made a joke about the theory, there is no evidence
to support any of Bailey's claims. Bailey shared his latest

(42:11):
update on the Maverick Files, where he outlined connections he's
drawn between Mountain Dew and flavors and disasters. This article
kind of repeats itself, a loup he.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Put on Daily Mail. It's probably Ai written partially, I
written somebody probably wrote a paragraph and then said, expand
on this please.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
He pointed out that Code Read launched in May of
two thousand and one. We already talked about that. In
twenty nineteen, Mountain dew Indrews introduced Maui Burst, a pineapple
flavored soda. Bailey claims it foreshowed the twenty twenty three
wildfires that devastated Maui. So we're talking about like a

(42:48):
four year difference there that I think is enough you
could just chalk up to coincidence. But that's just me.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
I mean, even the idea of predictive programming. I've been
talking about this one for a while that people think
it's like this magical one. But my understanding of it
more so is that you put stuff in people's heads
so that that's the first thing they think of, Like
the whole nine to eleven thing.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Does happen, they're kind of prepared for it.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Yeah, like the whole nine to eleven thing. You know,
when everybody thinks of New York, they think of the
Twin Towers, and that's been portrayed in every single movie.
The main thing you see every single time you see
New York is the twin towers. So theoretically, if anybody
was going to do anything, that would be the main
point of attack, because that's what you solidified in people's
minds as that establishing point. That's what I think happens
with a lot of this stuff. It's not necessarily predicting things.

(43:30):
It's a matter of setting up the dominoes and waiting
for somebody to knock them over.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Well, kind of piggybacking off of that, the article goes
on to say, quote, it's not predictive programming.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
That's strict.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
They know it, write it, and implement it. On August
eighth of twenty twenty three, high winds and dry weather
caused wildfires to develop in a bunch of Hawaiian words
I can't pronounce on the island of Maui. These wildfires
affected approximately da da da da da da. Everybody knows
about the wildfires. Bailey also linked the twenty twenty four

(44:07):
Flavor Star Spangled splash to the collapse of Baltimore's Francis
Scott key Bridge, noting that he wrote the star Spangled
banner like you mentioned before. On March twenty six, the
ship suffered a power outage and crashed into one of
the key bridges support columns, causing the entire bridge to
come down and killing six construction workers. Mountain Dew reintroduced

(44:32):
its pitch Black flavor in twenty twenty three for a
limited time and made it exclusive in October of twenty
twenty four. Bailey believes the flavor foretold the July twenty
twenty four CrowdStrike outage that caused widespread IT disruptions. He
pointed out that pitch Black, with its ominous name and

(44:53):
dark branding, coincided eerily with what he called the biggest
IT blackout of all time. Outstrike blackout affected more than
eight million devices around the globe, shutting down airlines, airports,
public transit, healthcare, and financial services. Bailey's theory was discussed
on the Sunday Cool podcast this month, which focuses on

(45:16):
comedy and conspiracy theories. The hosts, Josh Hooper and Andy
Dunoon also highlighted that Mountain Dew is owned by PEPSI,
and PEPSI worked with the CIA in the nineteen seventies,
worried that the president of hang On worried that President

(45:37):
Salvador Allende's socialist agenda could jeopardize Pepsi COO's operations in Chile.
Then Chairman Donald Kendall contacted President Nixon directly what could
possibly go wrong? Following Kendall's request, the CIA organized a
plot to overthrow Allenday, including providing arms to the Chilean opposition.

(46:00):
Does the CIA work with Pepsi? Hooper asked during the podcast,
d Nune replied, I think it's confirmed at this point.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
And just to throw it into and I was looking
up those CIA documents yesterday ended up finding a couple
of documents which maybe we can dive into on a
fruit future episode. But it's basically breaking down the idea
of the Illuminati cards and is basically saying that they're
predicting the future and they have all these events already
figured out before we're getting to them type of a thing.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
So it's a lot of wild stuff with like the
Illuminati card game and like the Trump assassination quote unquote
attempts and all that. So, yeah, that would be a
fun one.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah, it's not, even, like I said, just conspiracy theories
with us on the internet. Like I found a handful
of CIA documents that the CIA has literally dived into
those cards so like that's when it gets extra weird
that it's not just people on the Internet connecting stuff
Like the CIA is like, yeah, these they're guessing stuff.
What's going on here?

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Nothing to see here.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Nothing to see here, people, we're just using things under
Project Stargate and uh, trying to predict the future in
upcoming events. I mean definitely possible. Who knows.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Yeah, So kind of where I on this is. You know,
I think there is obviously the whole predictive programming aspect
with you know, pretty much anything that's out there in
the media. I think a lot of this probably can
be chalked up to just coincidence and people trying to
put pieces together that you know, might not actually be there.
If you look hard enough, you can find connections with anything.

(47:20):
But I thought it was kind of fun to think
about and talk about if nothing else. And Mountain Dew
is delicious. So there you go.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
As they say, the conspiracy continues, Hold on tight, guys,
bizarre increase. We'll be right back after this brief commercial
break in hour back, and I guess that's a good
introduction into our last time. And just like most of
the comical articles that we tend to dive into towards

(47:49):
the end. This one also comes from Florida, because that's
our other honeypot we dive into. Is anything Florida?

Speaker 3 (47:55):
This has been like a red neckarific episode. We've talked
about Jesus and Mountain Dew and now and.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Wait, it's gonna get even more redneck. Just wait with
the context is I'm sure that you've seen the story,
but we had to talk about on the show. So
I'm gonna go and I have the initial local news
report because you got to do the local news report.
It's just so cheesy and awful that it's enjoyable. And
then we'll dive into an interview with this specific person
the specific portion of it, because I find it hilarious.
So let's dive into this one.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
First for the Great New York State Fair your chats
to see for yourself the mysterious elusive Bigfoot. I atually
called him Sasquatch, at least a gentleman who claims to
have found what he says is Bigfoot.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
It's just facialism.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
I've been to the ad, never seen him. I've been
searching for him for years. Seriously, I'm a huge fan.
Did you check out my buffer stick around my car.
Jerefsciva found him. Let's take a look.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Probably what is it?

Speaker 5 (49:03):
Where does it come from?

Speaker 8 (49:04):
It's a question not only William Shatner ponders, but so
have I. Is Bigfoot real? According to Snake Stewart.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
This fucking guy and proof.

Speaker 10 (49:15):
I was shooting audio into the woods of howls, and
I started getting howls back. That's when the spine started tingling,
and I knew we had something more definitive.

Speaker 8 (49:26):
Out there than when camping with some friends. Snake made
the life changing discovery.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
I smell something real, pungent.

Speaker 10 (49:32):
I follow my nose deeper, deeper, deeper, and bam, bigfoot's
body eight foot long and a poison ivy patch. It
was so stinky I had to call up some friends
help me get this body out of the woods. It
was decomposing quite rapidly. Snake says he found this being
north of Old Forge. Now I'll take a big foot

(49:54):
of my own over here where there's also pieces of evidence,
such as this first sample and a footprint from the
day Snake found Dak. There might have been two bigfoots battling.
It could have been some meeting ritual or it could
have been two males. We're really not sure about what
what transpired, but there was definitely two at this site

(50:16):
where we found the body.

Speaker 7 (50:17):
Actually inaccurate puts out there.

Speaker 8 (50:20):
I needed to know if other urban legends could be true.

Speaker 10 (50:24):
If I got bigfoot, let me tell you, brother, there
could be anything out there.

Speaker 8 (50:29):
Becoming a believer at the New York State Fair for
News Channel nine, I'm Jeremy Skibo.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
So what are your thoughts on this one? Other than
the initial.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Uh oh snake there, I'm not sure if he's trying
to be a cryptozoologist or a professional wrestler. Like he's
really towing the line that it could go either way.
For our audio listeners out there.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
He's definitely a Floridaian.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
He's wearing like this fluorescent headband and like some fucking
pit viper sunglasses and got like bleach blonde hair. Yeah,
he's like macho man Randy Savage the cryptozoologist out there.
But anyway, you know, it's this kind of bullshit that
makes people, you know, think cryptozoology is a joke. And

(51:16):
you know, anybody who believes or talks about this sort
of thing is crazy or just full of shit. And
I mean the fact that there's a lot of people
nowadays that are putting more stock in this sort of
thing and the validity and the possibility of cryptids and
any type of strangeness. I mean, you got to combat

(51:39):
it with this sort of shit in the media. You know,
you've got to got to make sure that nobody takes
this shit too seriously.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Now, this is a full ten minute interview, but I
want to get into one specific portion. Would you like
to hear what he has to say to the people
that don't believe him? Because why not? Right?

Speaker 3 (51:55):
I bet it's fucking riveting.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Oh it is. It is fantastic. So let's get into
this one and again, if anybody wants to watch this
full ten minutes of this guy, you know, talking straight,
you guys are more than welcome to. But we're only
going to clip a certain part out of it.

Speaker 11 (52:06):
So, well, you touched on a couple of key things
that I want to talk about. So you were worried
about you know, who could you trust? And your mind
was blown You could barely believe it. So what would
you say to the skeptics out there that's say, oh, no, way,
you found bigfoot?

Speaker 5 (52:23):
So this is the this is the.

Speaker 12 (52:28):
Like O believers are natural conspiracy theorists. Okay, so there's
a huge portion of Bigfoot believers who say Bigfoot is
an alien, Bigfoot is an inter dimensional being who visits
us like slender Man or Bigfoot. Fuck is part angel
coming down from above to make with a mammal to

(52:49):
ingratiate itself with us. There's a lot of people who
are pissed off, who are angry at me, Snake Steward,
because I found Bigfoot, and what.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
I've found out talking to third person is.

Speaker 12 (53:01):
That my specimen is actually part Neanderthal, so it has
a lot in common with human beings. It is not
an alien, is not a nephiloom. It is not all
of these outrageous things that these other people are talking about.
So there's a lot of people angry at me, and
I don't I don't know. What we got is definitive proof.
We're being one hundred percent transparent with it. We're bringing

(53:22):
it straight to the New York State Fair, which gave up,
you know, a global reach. It has hundreds and hundreds
of thousands of people are gonna be able to see.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
This and be a part of this, and also mental.

Speaker 12 (53:36):
Exhibition which is going to change the history books. Like literally,
I can only trust mass audience with this project. So
that's the whole idea behind this is getting away from
the skeptics bypassing big institutions and science and bringing this
thing directly to you and saying, take a look at this.

(53:57):
This is bigfoot. Bigfoot is here, it is real. My
mind's blown, your mind's blown. I'm in it with you.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
I'm not an outsider.

Speaker 12 (54:06):
I'm not preaching at you. I'm just telling you the facts.
So that's that's my situation at the moment. And I'm
sorry if i'm talking best. I'm just excited.

Speaker 7 (54:13):
Well, it's just factually inaccurate on so many different levels.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
So what's your thoughts on this guy other than the
fact that obviously, if you really had something, the actual
researchers like doctor Jeff Meldrum, you know, Clint, Clint Berriffman,
like any any of them, dude, like any of them
would be coming out Ron moorehead, any of them would
be going and checking this out. Why have I not
heard shit out of it other than at the fair.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
I mean, first off, you need to stop whatever you're
doing and invite this guy to come on the show.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Oh my god, we just can't give him any context
because clearly we're not the type of people he'd want
to talk to after this whole thing that he just said.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Yeah, I think you'd get a little butt hurt. But anyway, Yeah,
like you said, the fact that this is at the
fucking State Fair tells you everything you need to know.
I mean, if you want to feel better about yourself,
just go to the State Fair. I mean, it's like
the lowest common denominator there is. So the fact that
that's his captive audience, I mean, I think tells you
everything you need to know about this. This guy's a
fucking joke. Like I said, this sort of thing is

(55:13):
why people think that anybody who is legitimately interested in
bigfoot or cryptozoology or anything like that is a lunatic.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
And maybe he's a sky o.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
It's it's news reports like this that you know, keep
that mindset circulating.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
See, you know, when we talked a long time ago
about the Alligator Man episode about you know, I missed
the possibility of roadside attractions things like that. This is
not what I had in mind, like make some weird
mythical creature that that just has no context of anything.
Don't be coming out here with this stupid, fake ass
looking bigfoot Like this thing's been sitting decomposing for weeks.
It's not gonna be that well preserved. Plus looking at

(55:51):
the pictures, dude, there's no depth to this thing's nostrils. Like,
and again, if this was something, there would have been
a lot more for it. Like why have I not
heard one serious researcher from the cripepy community even make
a slight reference to this? Like two, a father and
son had a crossing in Michigan and that blew up
in the big Foot community, and this guy's claiming to

(56:11):
have a body, and not anybody in the Bigfoot community
has talked about this shit besides us apparently now, well.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Because it's a fucking joke, And you know, the next
time something more legitimate does pop up, people are gonna
be like, oh, well, snake Stewart here, I mean, he
said the same thing, and he looks like he's ready
for a cage match with mancho Man Randy Savage.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
So I mean, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame. Like you said,
these are the people they give all of us to
buy a bad name.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Fuck this guy, Yeah, fuck him all the way off,
but see if you can get him on the show.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Yeah, let's let's let's just keep him to go to
the Panhandle and then we'll just you know, the bridge
will be gone. He can just live out on the Panhandle.
You can still be a flirt in he can just
stay away the fuck out there.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
I gave a Snake Stewart one star review.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
I want to see this guy go take a picture
of Robert the doll and then have this whole story
about how this thing ruined his life, because he would
be that guy, right.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Have him in a what's the comedian Matt Rife?

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Oh yeah, the fucking other lunatic that's destroying that whole thing.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Yeah, those two fuckers need to have a cage match.
So that's what needs to happen.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Dude, did I give you an update on that that?
Because oh I did give it update. Okay, So I
filled in everybody that he's turning it into a YouTube
creator content house. Like he's just fucking destroying any validity
that there ever was to that because just off of that,
people are producing content. Staging is gonna happen like that.
The whole warn house, not that the warrants had any
like really good validity to him, because any serious paranormal

(57:33):
researcher typically thinks the warrns more validity. Yeah, especially if
you know Matt Rife goes and buys this bigfoot, keeps
it at the Warren House. You know him and Snake
can run it together. You know that just be massive content, right,
just content pumping it out every single day. Today we
found the fucking moth Man.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
The record straight over there.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Today, I'm gonna go find the body of the moth Man. Today,
I'm gonna go find the body of the Grafton Monster.
They're gonna have a whole collection there man within a
couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
So obviously this guy can literally sniffle him out. So
it's just that easy.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Apparently we need to bring him on bigfoot hikes. He's
like the you know, the truffle pig of squatches.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Apparently he's certainly something.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
He's definitely something, and I got I got a lot
of a lot of choice names for it. So comedy
article out of Florida. I'm hoping that you view that
as a comedy article to all the listeners out there,
because it is definitely a fucking joke. And again just
for the listeners out there, if you didn't catch it
the first time.

Speaker 7 (58:27):
Well it's just factually inaccurate on so many different levels.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
And ain't that the truth?

Speaker 7 (58:34):
All right?

Speaker 6 (58:35):
Y'all?

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Time for another commercial break.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
And now back to letting your mind wander.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
All right, Well, thank you Shane for all the research
you put together for this one, and thank you Joe
Rogan for your kind words and input.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Clips and clips clips on both yah.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
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(01:02:41):
the one that they call Shane Squatch and.

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I have been the big bad Boo Daddy not Snake
Stewart Orn Felix.

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bizarre and let your minds wonder. God damn theme song.
I'm trying. It's not one to go up there, he goes,
we got it, you figured it out.

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That belongs in the museum.

Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
Well, it's just actually inaccurate on so many different levels.

Speaker 12 (01:03:37):
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