September 17, 2023 • 48 mins
This week, we delve into the unsettling lore surrounding the infamous entity known as El Silbón (The Whistler). A supernatural being terrorizing the people of Venezuela and Columbia. A maybe evil, maybe savior known for his emaciated figure, red eyes, eerie whistling, and sheer violence.
We detail the tragic story behind El Silbón's creation: a boy subjected to brutal punishments by his grandfather and turned into a tormented soul destined to forever wander, his whistle echoing through the night.
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When it's loud, you're safe, butwhen it's far, run.
This is the tale of El Sulbon, the Whistler.
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I didn't see you there. Something big is going on here.
From Hunting Ghost to Bigfoot. Paranormal Ufo's True.
Crime and more. We won't just be spouting
articles. I was researching for your
entertainment. The beginning of a new world.
The best squad you'll ever. Fucking eat.
True story. It's basically like one day you
walk outside and you see that the ants are playing with
matches this. Is the.
Black Cat report. See you on the other side.
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Hello everyone and welcome to episode 63 of the Black Cat
Report. My name is Gil and joining me in
studio for pretty much the firsttime ever.
Slash. Not really.
Slash. It's been way the fuck too long.
Is the one, the only, the incredible, the Immaculate Betsy
Bay Hola A and. J back Hey, now, this week we
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got something special. But before we get into that, so
we got a little bit of house cleaning before we dive in and
right up top, we've got to give a shout out to one of our
listeners and leader of the chicken cult, Gavin for
recommending this week's topic when I met him over the summer.
Hope you're doing well, homie. Thank you, Gavin.
Thank you, Yee. Second, if longer, more intense
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episodes are your preference. Fear not, we've got a deep dive
starting next week that will hopefully.
Fingers crossed. Conclude with the interview of
someone who was at the recent UFO hearings in Mexico and who
was there when the alleged alienbodies were presented to the
world. Kind of a big fucking deal.
You'll probably just now be hearing about it when you hear
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We meet everyone. Yes, everyone.
Also, to the person who said they're looking for They only
saw four episodes of Richard Ramirez because we read that
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all four of them. I appreciate that because that
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is a tough slog. I know that's they had a hard
time reading it, and I know thatmost of us had nightmares after
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If you want more of that style of things, just message us a
person to do. If you know anybody that's fits
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that description, if they're your friends, turn them into the
police. Because we don't want another
richer mirrors running around. And we don't encourage
snitching. We don't encourage snitching,
encourage snitching. We do want you to turn them.
Take the law into your own hands.
Deal with the problem. Community is for community.
That's what we always say. Yes.
And bribery is for black hair. Report.
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That's right. So we're all accomplices.
So what is El Sabon? Sent to stock the forest and
plains of Venezuela and Colombia, El Sabon the Whistler
can be described as a gaunt, ragged specter standing upwards
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of 15 to 20 feet tall, with tornclothes, thin limbs, a large hat
and a massive bag of bones carried in a sack on his back.
And while outside of his South American territory, his legend
has, let's just say, limited reach inside his name has
provoked nightmares in the thousands, and his notoriety has
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spread just as much into the world of pop culture as it has
even speeches of presidential campaigns.
Now, as we always say here at BCR, you guys ready 123?
Safety first. Yeah.
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So before we dig in any further,we need to make sure that you,
one of our many 10s of listeners, are protected from
its attacks. Here's what you need to know.
First, when you hear its whistleup close, it's actually far
away. That doesn't mean you're safe,
just that you have time to get the hell out of there.
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Second, when you hear the whistle from far away, you're
probably about to die. Okay.
That's like, this is not helpfulat all.
Exactly. Unless it's a ventriloquist
whistle. That's right, unless you have a
dog that's barking. You see, El Silbon is horrified
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by dogs. But more on that later third.
Sometimes El Sobon likes to loiter Who doesn't, approaching
the home of its intended victimsin the middle of the night, then
dumping its bag of bones onto their porch before meticulously
counting its collection, whistling all the while.
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Uno dos tres quattro cinco seish.
Shiite. Now, this should go without
saying, but if you find yourselfsitting at home and hear a
massive bag of bones spill on your porch while someone is
whistling and counting them out loud, don't look, don't answer
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the door. Just put on headphones or
something. Honestly, seriously, ignore it.
It's OK Again, Don't snitch. Do the opposite of everything
your mind's telling you to do. Yeah, like go to the door and
look at it and be like, who's there.
Yes, we, we know that. Like horror movies, slasher
films have trained us to investigate.
Don't. It's never worked out well for
literally anyone. Just fucking be lazy.
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You know who survives this world?
Lazy motherfuckers. Just look at every CEO.
They do great. I'm still gonna survive.
You know what I'm saying? Girl?
You're right there with CEO. Both of you are CEO's.
Exactly. Yeah, I think what's gonna save
me in life is my laziness. Like, oh Nah, I'm.
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I'm way too chumpy like I just wanna lay here.
Yeah, Joey's always out there doing shit.
I've been worried about him. He's like working out.
I know. Running.
Fucking working. Getting haircuts.
Haircuts. Shaving.
Yeah, out of us. Out of us three.
I think I'm the dead one. Yeah.
I eat pizzas six nights a week and chain smoke and I gotta say,
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you guys aren't looking too healthy compared to me.
Thanks. Thanks.
Way to lift off my spirit. Hey, you know your spirit was
already being lifted up, but what happens if you don't have a
barking dog or you do answer? The door.
What? A cat?
Or just somehow have an encounter?
They didn't say anything about cats.
It's a damn good question. It's a damn good question.
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We'll we'll make sure to try that out.
But yeah, So what happens if youdon't have a barking dog?
You do answer the door or just somehow have an encounter.
Well, you're fucking screwed, You see?
You see. Elsa Bone will grab you and
begin violently ripping your body apart as it digs through
your flesh, pulling out each andevery bone before wandering off
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like some kind of honestly messed up love child.
Between Johnny Appleseed and thecount from Sesame Street, I have
no fucking clue. But that's the closest thing
that come to mind. Can we say that last episode
when you talked about your favorite name for serial killer
that this is making sense for what we're talking about this
week? The bone collector, the vending
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machine serial killer is my favorite.
But the bone collector that was a might be related, we don't
know he was in the Southwest. That's close enough.
That's closer to South America than we are North Carolina.
Yeah, that's true. Geographically, it makes sense.
Wow. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. This is this sounds very like
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toxic. Let's be we're on a paranormal
podcast that covers serial killers and humans.
This is not a safe place. So As for how all of this began,
well, there are numerous origin stories for El Sibon.
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Most agree, though, that it all started with a young boy being
punished for the unforgivable sin of murdering his father.
That's why I said that I feel like me saying that I was going
ahead of the script cuz I know what the script was about, so we
can add that later. Foreshadowing.
Yeah, foreshadowing. Well, yeah.
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So for the unforgivable sin of murdering his father, right?
This punishment would result in the creation of a tormented soul
left staggering through the world, seeking either vengeance
against perpetrators for the potential victims of similar
traumas, or forever continuing his own evil ambitions.
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Let me explain. You see, some say El Sibon is
the spirit of a young boy who fought off and killed his drunk
father after witnessing him comehome and beat his mom.
Once this deed was done and the abusive dad's body lay dead on
the ground, the boy's grandfather came home.
Well, unwilling to hear the boy's reasons, he grabbed his
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grandson and took him outside, tied him to a tree and began
lashing him with a whip. But this wasn't enough for the
enraged grandfather. No, once the boy's back was torn
open and seeping with blood, he proceeded to rub Chili Peppers
into the wounds, all the while spitting gin all over him to
further sting the now swollen slashes.
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Pretty fucked up shit. Finally, after exhausting
himself with torture, he untied his beaten grandson and then
Unchained his dogs, sticking them on the bloody child.
All the Joey's face right now. I wish people could see this.
Ultimately this led to it. How am I giving you flashbacks
right now on the same face? Ultimately this led to a chase
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through the jungle, one that would.
I can't believe I'm laughing while reading this one that
would result and I'm so dead inside result in the boys spirit
still running to this day and a weakness or deterrent for those
that are seeking to protect themselves from Elsa bone
barking dogs. Right.
Really not. This is, this is the opposite of
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the Jesus thing. It's kind of like you know it's
cool if God kills his son and then everybody makes the symbol
of that the cross, right In thissituation it's like the son
kills the dad and the thing thatreally tortured him, the dogs
you know like that's like Oh no,stay the fuck away from that.
It's the opposite in my mind. That's how I That's how I
remember it. This makes my childhood trauma
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feel like nothing. Yeah, I feel like Joey is having
active flashbacks. Right now triggers something.
I'm just curious, this whole thing going down.
And then I look at it and I'm like, how is he running through
the woods? He just got excuse my friend.
He just got wrecked. Like he just got whoa, bad word
messed. I know that wasn't bad word, bad
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word, but in my mind that's a horrible word cuz I'm picturing
what happened. And if you're there, if you're
there, your mind's there, your picture in this happen, you
know, put down the phone, put down your earphones.
I don't have any of those thingson, so they're listening.
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I'm not wearing any of these things.
Take off your clothes. No, keep your clothes on.
Keep your clothes on. Because we first with the shoes.
Yeah, don't burn your socks. Only do this if you're driving.
We can do this. What?
Get a Mexican Coke like we have right here.
Got one and take off your. Shirt sponsored by Coke.
Sponsored by Coke, even though last week Coke destroyed a
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Brigham. And see?
All right, well, another versionof this story comes from an even
more selfish act. A notoriously spoiled son who
got everything it desired until eventually what he desired was
impossible. One day, the spoiled brat
approached his mom and demanded his favorite food, Trippa.
Now, trippa is a traditional Venezuelan dish made from the
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intestines of deer. It's.
Fucking disgusting. There's versions of it all over
the world. Frankly, when folks are like,
you know, hunting or farming or especially fucking poor, you use
every piece of an animal or a vegetable that you can get your
hands on. I know, but like, that's
disgusting haggis, baby. Well, since it was the time of
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year when all the deer roamed further into the mountain
valleys away from their farm, this literally wasn't a
practical option. It just wasn't an option for
them to make this well. When the mother apologized and
told the boy she couldn't make it for him, he stormed off and
went to demand it from his dad. Stopping him in the middle of
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his work, he scolded his father,commanding him to go hunting for
the deer right now. The father conceded and taking
his rifle into the woods, proceeded to go on a frivolous
hunt for deer all day long. On into the early evening, his
night began to set in. The father made the long walk
back home, empty handed and horrified by the inevitable
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wrath of a spoiled child and anxiety only made worse by the
echoes of his waiting son's whistles.
That's a pretty cool whistle. It is, right?
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Yeah. Well, once the dad arrived at
their property and the boy saw no deer for dinner, the child
snapped and spiraled into a blind rage, pulling out a knife
and repeatedly stabbing his father before walking into his
house carrying a handful of bloody intestines and dropping
them on the table in front of his mind.
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He was just hangry. I know he was just hangry.
He's just super hangry. It's like, damn sneakers.
I know sneakers. She, like, sponsored this story.
Yeah, Snickers should have this story as their commercial.
Yeah, hit us up Mars Corp Well thinking her husband was
successful in this hunt, the mother spent the next few hours
carefully. Making.
Three months for dinner. Once she finished, the boy sat
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down at the table, smile on his face as his mother said his
favorite dish in front of him. Damn.
But as you could guess, something was wrong.
The mother went to the door and yelled out for her husband, who
she'd nearly forgotten about while laboring to craft their
family's meal. No response.
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Worried but trying to hold back her fear, she sat down again and
began eating with her son. Shortly after her first bite,
her father, the boy's grandpa, came home.
Not seeing her husband, he set off looking for him across their
farm, quickly finding the disembelled body of the father
playing behind their shed. Realizing what had happened, he
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burst into the kitchen screaming.
You're eating him, you're eatinghim, She began throwing up.
And from here, the torture sceneexplained in the first version
plays out. This time, let's be honest, with
a little bit more justification,you know, for kind of going that
far. The grandpa.
Yeah, well she was, the boy started saying you're you're
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wasting him, you're wasting him.Actually, they're puking them
up. One version I heard when the
grandpa was like, why the fuck would you do this?
You know, basically saying why the fuck would you do this?
The boy's like, he's like, I wanted three puss, so I got 3
puss. This fucking little maniac
bastard kid just just like fucking eating his dads and
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children of the corn sounding kind of stuff.
Children of the deer intestines,yeah.
Cheese. That's horrifying.
Yeah. Either one of you ever have kids
out there? Yeah, never have kids.
Never have kids. That's what we're trying to say,
cuz you don't want them to turn out like this spoiled brat cuz
they're gonna gut you and eat you.
Yeah, I mean, it's like, it's like, wow, this kids really
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fucked up. But also it's like, wow, he went
for what he wanted. You know, he, I love that that's
your take on this that he went for.
This is a real CEO over here, these two CEOs over here.
Love. This, I mean like it's.
But like, even his profit margins.
I buy it. That's free.
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He could have just, like, sat there and not do anything about
it. You know, He could have just
complained, but he went out and made his dreams happen.
Yeah, I just remember. This is why it's months between
all of us recording in one studio at a time because every
time we're horrified by Beth Space Responses because, like,
when you're trapped in a small studio and Beth space, just
like, I mean, I understand why you fucking murdered his dad and
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he's in test. All right, well, let's just look
at it like this, Gil. You're the pot calling the
kettle black on this one. Because last week you had me
saying that you weren't staring in a mirror when you saw a
serial killer. But what I said that yeah, that
was the other me. This me is cool.
Yeah. So moving.
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I like to think Joey. Just silent head nod to Betsy
Bay. There's like there's a narrative
building up here, the closest tothe door.
That's why he put me in the corner.
Yeah, now the third origin story, unofficial.
And this is a total rant that you can skip over the next 15
seconds if you don't like it, but you won't know until you
hear it. And now I'm wasting that 15
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seconds. Wasting that 15 seconds.
Perfect. You're catching up right now.
The third origin story is that this is actually Herbert the
pervert from Family Guy. Oh my God, I think.
And if you guys look up photos, I'll, I'll show you all photos
here in a little bit of this person.
He kind of looks like Herbert the pervert, you know, the,
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like, old creepy guy on Family Guy.
That's just like. Gosh, some popsicles from the
basement, if you want some, you know, like that the whistle does
sound like in and bones, you know what I'm saying like.
That's your boy, Como Sudhi. Say, paper boy in a spaniel.
Repartido the periodicos. It's so good like it's.
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Gosh, some popsicles in the basement if you want.
Ohh. My God, what does that make me
feel weird If you it's. Herbert the Pervert.
Sometimes I like to go down to Venezuela and say what the boys
are doing. It he might be Herbert the
Pervert. I'm just saying I think this is
a legit Third origin story. Nobody knows what he was doing
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back in the day. I feel uncomfortable.
Think. About it.
He had to get old somehow, right?
Which means he was alive at somepoint which means boom, that's
what he was doing before he moved to Rhode Island.
This is Gil's personal origin story of this person, so makes
more sense. Anyways, back to limes and shit
being shoved in little kids wounds.
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So I don't know how that's creepier than the other versions
of it that were really destructive and.
Terrible tummy I feel. Weird.
I don't know what to do with my hands right now.
What? Do I do with good thing we're.
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On a good thing we're on a podcast and no one can watch us
be awkward with our hands. That's amazing.
Number one problem? Podcasting.
What do I? Do with my hands.
I don't. Know what to do?
Like that voice makes me feel weird.
It's a weird, creepy voice. It's a pervert.
Perverted voice. I'm not gonna lie, I like
literally back. I used to have like a 40 minute
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drive to one of my classes for college back in the day, and I
would get really bored doing vocal lessons because I went to
school for music and I had to take voice classes and shit like
that. Is this where he tells you're
actually like a famous voice actor?
He's the Family Guy voice. I know, right?
No, but but I would get bored doing like a yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo
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yo-yo yo-yo and like doing all these like, voice warms up, warm
ups to classes. So I would just like sit there
and I would do like, different characters, voices from whatever
the fuck show, right? And so I practiced over and over
and over again like Herbert the Pervert.
Like, how do I fit as many whistles into speaking as
possible? True.
Wow. Yeah, fun fact.
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Anyone can do it? I mean, I only have.
Two voices that I can do very well.
They're both Matthew McConaughey, one's Matthew
McConaughey and I want you guys to guess the second one.
We're gonna put a poll up and it's gonna be what's the second
voice that Joey can do the best?Why don't I know this?
None of you know this because I practiced it when I was in high
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school. So it's gonna be on the polls on
Instagram. Yeah, no, no Spotify.
Either Spotify or depending on where we want it, can be in
both. It can be in both no no.
I can give you one hint. Go into my space.
Yay. I can give you one hint.
You guys aren't gonna guess. But I'm not allowed to guess.
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No, you're not gonna guess rightnow.
You can guess later cuz we don'twanna tell people this is gonna
bug me. Joey, you're the one editing
this. You can just cut it out.
If we guess, I'm not gonna cut it out, cut it out.
So he cut it out. He is an action star.
Past the third origin theory, which I honestly believe, and I
think you all do too, is the best of the origin theories.
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Now we have to move on to everybody's favorite part
encounters, right? So while this all kind of has
the vibe of, you know, folklore,urban legends, things like that,
which I would argue real quick. As crazy and ridiculous as some
of the shit sounds, we do the exact same thing when we look
into the history of ghosts and spirits and entities and
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buildings. Family was murdered by somebody.
Now it's The Amityville Horror house, right?
Like, this is the same shit thatwe do.
Yeah, it's just, you know, at a small farm out in the jungle.
And now he's running around awayfrom spirit dogs and shit.
So same kind of shit. Yeah.
Anyways, moving on to the best. Gonna bring you two stories this
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day, evening, night, wherever the hell you may be, Wherever
the hell you are this one comes from.
Credit user Oddity 223 and is titled If you're in bed at night
and hear someone whistling, hideimmediately.
Last night was by far the most terrifying night I've ever
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experienced in my life. I'm honestly surprised I'm here
right now. If I hadn't listened to my
instincts, I would most definitely have faced A gruesome
death. So please take my advice and
hide. You hear someone whistling in
the middle of the night last night.
I was super excited as this was the first two day weekend I've
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had in over two months. My big plans were to buy a bunch
of snacks, set my recliner up tobe my own little paradise and
binge watch some Netflix. I know, boring.
But hey, I'm 30 years old and I've been done with the whole
party lifestyle for a while now.It's living a life.
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I know that sounds amazing. I wanna do that.
So anyways, after probably 5 hours straight of shoveling
candy down my throat and watching my favorite shows, I
decided it was time to get some sleep.
It was about 2:00 AM and way later than I've stayed up in
months. Sure.
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Well, after cleaning my mess up and shutting the TV off, I
brushed my teeth and climbed into bed.
After 15 minutes or so, I felt my eyes getting really heavy,
and I was in between that stage of being awake and asleep.
That's when I heard it, a faint whistling.
My ears perked up and I listenedclosely.
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It sounded like it was coming for my neighbor's complex.
We have very thin walls in our apartment, so it's not unusual
to hear him at times, but never at 2:00 in the morning.
The whistle was to the tune of Silent Night.
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The whistle made its way from our neighbors to out in the
hallway that separated our doors.
A feeling of dread washed over me, and somehow I knew I needed
to hide. I got up as quickly and quietly
as I could and ran into my closet, closing the door all but
a crack so whoever was outside my door wouldn't hear the click.
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With the doors shutting, many itsounded like my neighbor.
Only his voice was somehow off. What I heard next made my heart
pound in my chest. My deadbolt unlocked somehow.
There was no way he could have unlocked it, not from outside
the door. I began to sweat as I was
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struggling to keep my breath under control as the most
intense fear I've ever felt tookover my body.
I'm coming, Benny. His voice changed pitch at the
wrong times. My door slowly creaked open.
I heard a soft dragging sound followed by a heavy thud.
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With each step he took, I could hear his ragged breathing as he
neared closer. Then he started to whistle
again. Same tune as before, only now
louder. I was fighting tears as he
slowly crept closer and closer to my bedroom.
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I prayed to God to make this thing go away.
As I slammed my eyes shut, I knew this thing wasn't my
neighbor, or even human for thatmatter.
Everything about it felt off. Betsy Bay.
Is in the corner freaking the fuck out right now.
And I'm gonna keep reading in this voice because it's kind of
funny. Back to the story.
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It stopped just outside my bedroom door and didn't make a
sound where I was. In the closet, I could see the
entrance to my bedroom door. I wish I had never opened my
eyes back up, but of course I did.
The very top left corner. I saw a deformed head poking
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around the corner. The top of my door frame was at
least 6 1/2 feet tall, and this thing was hunched over.
It was huge. I couldn't make out any details
of its face because my lights were off.
The only lighting was coming from the street lights shining
through my bedroom window. I'm actually glad I couldn't see
its face because I probably would have fainted out of fear.
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Penny. It whispered.
I squeezed my eyes shut yet again as I heard it enter my
room. I could smell it now, and it
stunk horribly of rotted death. Tears rolled down my cheeks as I
thought for sure I was going to die.
I could hear it yank the blankets off my bed as a search
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for me, letting out a grunt of confusion when it realized I
wasn't there. Sat still, panting heavily as it
must have been trying to figure out what to do next.
Then it started slowly making its way out of my room, once
again whistling Once I heard my front door shut, I finally
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breathed A sigh of relief out. Not realizing I had been holding
my breath the entire time, I listened for a few more minutes
before leaving the closet, and as I sat there, I heard another
door from across the hall open. What the?
My other neighbor, Tommy, shuddered out.
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His voice was cut off before he could finish his sentence, and I
heard a couple of loud thuds followed by silence.
I ended up staying in my closet the whole night and woke up
about an hour ago. There were police everywhere in
our apartment complexes. Someone must have found Tommy.
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I have been questioned yet, but I'm sure I will be.
I can't tell them the truth. They'll think I'm a psycho and
possibly suspect suspect me. They'll think I'm a psycho and
possibly suspect me of killing Tommy.
Going to lie and tell them I wasasleep and act.
Like, I have no idea what's going on.
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If anyone has any clue what thisthing is and what I can do to
make sure it doesn't come back, I'd really appreciate it.
I have a feeling it will be backtonight and I'm completely
terrified. Dan, that thing is dumb.
Why? It just goes into his room and
then like, it's just it's not even looking around.
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It just goes into his room, takes off the bed sheets like,
huh, it's not here. It's 2:00 AM and it's not in its
bed. What is wrong with this person?
What kind of mastermind am I hunting?
Yeah, it's like, Oh my God, it'shere.
The one. It's the greatest.
Maybe it was looking the greatest sort of pillows and
it's like damage and then just ran over.
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Yeah, I guess if you don't have any decorative pillows, it, it
just won't go for you. Well, first of all, this girl is
dumb too, because she just like obviously the authorities are
gonna see this that she just wrote, you know?
Yeah, no, it's totally true. It might be total bullshit.
I don't know. Yeah.
Because it's like, OK, you're not gonna tell them.
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And you just literally told us your plan.
OK, yeah, I love that you're telling this story when my
roommate's out of town and I'm gonna be by myself.
Thank you. Yeah, but I started off with
survival tips. So if you wait until this Sunday
when Joey publishes the episode,you'll be fine, OK?
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Just got a four or five days, you'll be good.
Thanks. Yeah.
No. Worries.
Well, you know the survival tipsnow, so you'll be fine.
You don't need to wait till you get the episode.
Okay. Yeah, cuz I was gonna wait.
Until I listen this. Is why we're not recording.
At your place because you constantly have a barking dog.
You'll be fine. Yeah, there is literally a dog
out your window that's barking all the time 24/7.
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Now that shit stops, well, it's not barking at night, So yeah,
So yeah. Yep.
Yep. Yep, Yep, Yep.
Moving on. So I appreciate you guys.
Sorry, that's a sorry. Future bets A.
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Well, while our first story seems to reflect a crazed,
demonic spirit seeking to bring pain and violence, this next
story reflects a strong case foran alternate origin story, the
one where the boy was the hero. It also briefly recaps how Elsa
Bone came to be. This one is simply called Elsa
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Bone and comes from Reddit user Silver, Andes narrated.
I, the one and the only Betsobeywith brief moments of me making
a terrible attempt to speak Spanish and Betsobey correcting
me. Story El Silbon.
My father used to tell me the story of El Silbon.
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El Silbon was a young man in LosJanos in Venezuela.
He was a good kid, growing up with a loving mother and a drunk
father. One night, when the boy's father
had come home drunk, whistling atune, he began to beat his
mother. The boy, unable to just stand by
as her mother was attacked, tooka knife from the kitchen and
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stabbed his father through the heart, killing him.
His grandfather arrived in the house and saw what his grandson
had done, so he tied him to a tree in the backyard and whipped
him until his back was raw and bloody.
Once he was finished, he poured a mix of alcohol and lime onto
the cuts to add to his mystery. Then he untied him and said of
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his rabid dogs after him. The boy had no choice but to run
from the dog back, bleeding a trail everywhere he went.
It is said he ran for so long henever died, but rather simply
became a spirit doomed to run forever.
The whistle of his father stuck to his lips.
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His sound was said to be deceiving, though, so when it
sounded like he was nearby, he was actually far, and when he
sounded in the distance he was very near.
He took souls sparingly, but putthe bones of his victims in a
sack he carried over a shoulder.My father had always called me
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La Silvona because I never stopped whistling when I was
little. Why is?
That funny. Why is that?
That's so terrible. They're about to respond to
that. But yes it is.
It's kind of like a it's like a shitty like prod.
It's just kind of like a poke like, oh you it's like, I don't
know what would like a El Kuito or something like what the how
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would you turn the El Kukui intolike a ITO?
Like how would you do that El Kuiito?
Do you not have El kui? That's like the town.
El Kukui, yeah. The boogeyman, like the
motherfucker, comes in fucks with kids at night.
There's a town called that at the beach is.
Beautiful. And cool Cooley.
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Or I could be wrong. I bet you they have a lot of
cool Halloween shit. No, it's paradise.
That's So there's no Halloween in paradise.
No, that's like literally what Isaid.
Gil's Gil's Paradise is Halloween Express.
I know at the mall, at the. Mall or at a tent in the tent
outside the mall. Parking lot That is Gil's
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paradise. That is where I will be signing
autographs next summer. So romantic.
At the closed Halloween paradisein the middle of July?
Yep, but it's already out there,so we know where to find you,
right? So my father had always called
me La Silvona because I never stopped whistling when I was
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little. It was a title man with love,
one that came from the fact thatmy father didn't believe in El
Silvon. So when I was walking home from
a club alone at night, I didn't think much of my whistling until
another tune joined mine. My tune was melodic, a song I
heard in the club earlier that day.
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The other one, however, was justa scale.
So si la Sol FA mi red though itsounded nearby, but I ignored
it, thinking I was from a fellowpartier walking home drunk.
Then I saw a man. He wasn't the source of
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whistling. His lips weren't moving while
the song continued, but he did look drunk out of his mind.
Oh, hey, Mommy. Guerre Espasarun Ratito Akiko
Mingo? The man asked her, inviting her
to go home with him. No, gracias.
Tingo Novio. I turned him down, claiming to
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have a boyfriend at home. Perrollo ando aquito Ro Solito.
The lay accompaniment. No.
He ignores my decline and reaches for me as I walk by.
Think he can know? I tried to continue walking, but
he has my arm in a strong hole and I can't walk away.
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His disgusting hands travel up my arm and onto my sure one of
them goes around my neck. Toros and steres, some puntas.
Nunca con Los hombres que serionBuenos para usteres.
Sorry everyone who speaks Spanish.
The man calls me a slut as he grabs me, the attack keeping me
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from realizing that the whistling I had heard before had
gotten fainter and fainter untilI could barely hear it.
See TE vas kerar commingo esta nocheva.
But he stops talking mid sentence and loosens his grip on
me. I step back in confusion to
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notice two things. First, a patch of red spreading
across the front of the men's white shirt, originating from a
little metal triangle. A knife, I think.
I went all the way through his torso.
Then I noticed the tall lanky man standing behind the drunk.
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His skin is pale to pale from someone from around this part.
His eyes full of hatred but all pointed to the men in front of
me. But what stands out the most is
his like of a shirt. I mean, but like, he's gonna say
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something. We get stabbed.
Yeah, great acting by Gil and. What the fuck is going on?
And what was hilarious was that the whistling was actually
Desposito. Wow, your favorite song.
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Lavaca, Lavaca. That would be me if I keep.
No, it will be Elgato Volador. No, I got the Volador.
I got the Volador. Anyways.
Wow. I was.
I was getting into it. Yeah.
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I ruined it, yeah, and the angryred welts that I could see
peeking out of his shoulders from his back.
He's holding the knife, I realized, twisting it inside the
trunk. As I see the life drained from
the eyes of the man, I notice his back seems to be slowly
covered in blood and imitation of the attacker's injuries, the
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whipping marks made worse by thelemon and alcohol that now seem
to feel the air dures. El Sylvan, I say without meaning
to The spirit only meets my eyesafter he withdrops his knife
from the man. I could swear he even nodded his
head in recognition to the titleas he dragged the man's body
away. Whether it is for his bone sack
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or simply to cover his crime, itwas in that moment that realized
That is he one isn't some randomghost who kills at will, but
rather a protector. He isn't bloodthirsty, but
rather someone who wants to lookafter those in the same
situation as his mother once was.
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I can only stand there as he walks away, listening to the
haunting skill grow closer and closer to me until sounds like
he's behind me, but I know he isn't.
I rub my neck where the men had held it while I start whistling
my own tune this time. A simple skill as well to see la
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solfa me re though, and I hear one in response right up my ear
as an answer. That was a beautiful story.
And she looks behind him, behindher, and is like Cortez.
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Is that you With paler skin thannormal?
Killing a bunch of South Americans?
Wow. But how are we all feeling about
Elsa? Bullen I did.
I like this one. It's like, oh, I feel protected.
I'm. I'm not scared anymore, right?
Thank you. I tried to do that.
On purpose, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you nuances there, but
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that. But it does feel like those two
stories without just going through a bunch of stories where
I heard somebody whistling at night and I totally didn't see
them, but like I think I saw something but that's why I don't
go out at night anymore. My and I never, you know, like
shit like that where it's just like alright, this motherfucker
has some shit creep into their closet, right?
Or like into the room they were hiding in the closet.
But we don't actually know if they were shitty people.
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Just. Want to throw that out there?
I don't know if they were not trying to start a rumor.
I think they were just kidding. What?
No, they might have been totallylegit, and it might have went
with the origin story of like they were a shitty, spoiled
brat. El Sibon, right?
Or maybe this is actually El Sibon right in the second story.
Or maybe there's two different entities that are known as El
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Sibon. Or it's all made-up.
I don't know. Well, I would say in the first
one, you never know if the Elsiebomb was coming in there to try
to save the other person and stop a killer from killing the
other person. But just gotten there too late
because they went to the wrong room.
And then Elsie Bond barely like they were like what?
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And then boom, they got shot from the other way.
And Elsie Bond was like, well, I'm don't want to get framed for
this. So just like ran out basically
with their bones clacking on their back, you know, clackety
clack, clackety clack on their back just being like, well.
They're like a superhero, but they're just like their super
powers. They're always a second late.
They're a duper here, yeah, they're a duper here.
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They're always just one second too late to everything.
But they're still there, you know?
Which is just, it's a terrible super.
Just a little later. Just a little later.
Yeah. Well, I'm gonna go with this
story and this is gonna be my mywhole picture of El Sibon.
Please don't make these your daily words of affirmation for
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yourself like my father used to Tell me the story of El Sibon.
It's written up on your mirror. When she wakes up in the
morning, she looks in the mirrorand she's like and then he was
murdered by the her, by the father and he is now my
protector. Bree's coming home to some
fucked up Bree I know. If you are truly a fan of the
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show, you'll know before you gethome.
Oh my God. I know all of my roommates are,
yeah, well, Betsy Bay is just gonna be whistling, whistling
from now on. And I can just see her at home
like cooking, you know, or doingwhatever she's doing and just
typing on the computer, whistling, and then she's just
like desposy. I'm sorry.
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Every time I listen to that song, I don't ever know the
lyrics for the other part, so I just go na na na na na na.
No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, I don't wanna know. That's the rest part.
Yeah. And then I.
Just come in with. Lyrics, like most people do,
they just come with Desposito and then that's it.
Yeah, and then no one knows the rest of it.
Even if you speak Spanish, thosepeople, most of those people
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don't know the lyrics either. People never wrote this song,
don't know the lyrics. That's true.
Justin Bieber sings this song, and he's the only one that.
Knows no fucking clue what you're referencing.
Joey, we need to have a conversation after this.
You need to detox. That is a great song.
I don't know if I will always dance to that song if I hear it
on the radio, yeah. Guilty pleasure.
Gonna watch the followers drop. All right, so.
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I. See them going up being like
Joey's now my favorite characterand person.
I mean, he's not just a character.
I think. When is the swimsuit edition
coming out for Joey? Not yet.
Joey, where are the feet picks you promised?
There's Joey. How come your package got?
Stopped by customs. When it was being sent to me, it
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was within the continental the United States.
This legally doesn't make any sense.
Joey, you still owe me $47. Joey, I got the members coming
too. It's never coming.
Yeah, I Gil, you just need to stop reading the emails.
I mean, geez, just like stop reading the black cat haters at
Black Cat Report. Stop reading those emails.
Because, like, we just don't need that negativity in our
life. Even though we want you to send
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them to us. We want the hate, but we also
want the love. I just want to hear great stuff
about me. So if so, if you want to
compliment Betsabay, comment on our Instagram, comment on our
our pages. Go send a letter to your local
congressman or woman or whatever.
(46:47):
Send them to somebody. Send to the President, your
local reptilian representatives.Thank you, Yes, your local
reptilian overlord. We want those.
Send letters of affirmation to betsabay Lee.
To your local representative, Reptilian overlord.
Yeah. And we, they'll somehow find us
because they just know everything about.
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That's legally their job. Yeah, it's legally their job.
Yeah. And we are there walking blood
sex. We're like a bunch of Capri sons
just walking around. Yes.
And. Yeah.
Right in the back. Yep.
And we're just trying to help you out with El Sibon.
Help me help you. Help us.
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Thanks so much for listening. To the black cat.
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When it's loud, you're safe, butwhen it's far, run.
This is the tale of El Sulbon, the Whistler.
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Hello everyone and welcome to episode 63 of the Black Cat
Report. My name is Gil and joining me in
studio for pretty much the firsttime ever.
Slash. Not really.
Slash. It's been way the fuck too long.
Is the one, the only, the incredible, the Immaculate Betsy
Bay Hola A and. J back Hey, now, this week we
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got something special. But before we get into that, so
we got a little bit of house cleaning before we dive in and
right up top, we've got to give a shout out to one of our
listeners and leader of the chicken cult, Gavin for
recommending this week's topic when I met him over the summer.
Hope you're doing well, homie. Thank you, Gavin.
Thank you, Yee. Second, if longer, more intense
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episodes are your preference. Fear not, we've got a deep dive
starting next week that will hopefully.
Fingers crossed. Conclude with the interview of
someone who was at the recent UFO hearings in Mexico and who
was there when the alleged alienbodies were presented to the
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You'll probably just now be hearing about it when you hear
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Yes, we do. We bribe everyone.
We meet everyone. Yes, everyone.
Also, to the person who said they're looking for They only
saw four episodes of Richard Ramirez because we read that
comment. There are only four.
Yeah. So thank you for listening to
all four of them. I appreciate that because that
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is a tough slog. I know that's they had a hard
time reading it, and I know thatmost of us had nightmares after
that. Yeah, I needed a break after
that. It was heavy.
Yeah, it was very heavy. Thank you for listening to the
episodes. There are only four.
If you want more of that style of things, just message us a
person to do. If you know anybody that's fits
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that description, if they're your friends, turn them into the
police. Because we don't want another
richer mirrors running around. And we don't encourage
snitching. We don't encourage snitching,
encourage snitching. We do want you to turn them.
Take the law into your own hands.
Deal with the problem. Community is for community.
That's what we always say. Yes.
And bribery is for black hair. Report.
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That's right. So we're all accomplices.
So what is El Sabon? Sent to stock the forest and
plains of Venezuela and Colombia, El Sabon the Whistler
can be described as a gaunt, ragged specter standing upwards
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of 15 to 20 feet tall, with tornclothes, thin limbs, a large hat
and a massive bag of bones carried in a sack on his back.
And while outside of his South American territory, his legend
has, let's just say, limited reach inside his name has
provoked nightmares in the thousands, and his notoriety has
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spread just as much into the world of pop culture as it has
even speeches of presidential campaigns.
Now, as we always say here at BCR, you guys ready 123?
Safety first. Yeah.
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So before we dig in any further,we need to make sure that you,
one of our many 10s of listeners, are protected from
its attacks. Here's what you need to know.
First, when you hear its whistleup close, it's actually far
away. That doesn't mean you're safe,
just that you have time to get the hell out of there.
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Second, when you hear the whistle from far away, you're
probably about to die. Okay.
That's like, this is not helpfulat all.
Exactly. Unless it's a ventriloquist
whistle. That's right, unless you have a
dog that's barking. You see, El Silbon is horrified
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by dogs. But more on that later third.
Sometimes El Sobon likes to loiter Who doesn't, approaching
the home of its intended victimsin the middle of the night, then
dumping its bag of bones onto their porch before meticulously
counting its collection, whistling all the while.
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Uno dos tres quattro cinco seish.
Shiite. Now, this should go without
saying, but if you find yourselfsitting at home and hear a
massive bag of bones spill on your porch while someone is
whistling and counting them out loud, don't look, don't answer
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the door. Just put on headphones or
something. Honestly, seriously, ignore it.
It's OK Again, Don't snitch. Do the opposite of everything
your mind's telling you to do. Yeah, like go to the door and
look at it and be like, who's there.
Yes, we, we know that. Like horror movies, slasher
films have trained us to investigate.
Don't. It's never worked out well for
literally anyone. Just fucking be lazy.
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You know who survives this world?
Lazy motherfuckers. Just look at every CEO.
They do great. I'm still gonna survive.
You know what I'm saying? Girl?
You're right there with CEO. Both of you are CEO's.
Exactly. Yeah, I think what's gonna save
me in life is my laziness. Like, oh Nah, I'm.
(07:30):
I'm way too chumpy like I just wanna lay here.
Yeah, Joey's always out there doing shit.
I've been worried about him. He's like working out.
I know. Running.
Fucking working. Getting haircuts.
Haircuts. Shaving.
Yeah, out of us. Out of us three.
I think I'm the dead one. Yeah.
I eat pizzas six nights a week and chain smoke and I gotta say,
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you guys aren't looking too healthy compared to me.
Thanks. Thanks.
Way to lift off my spirit. Hey, you know your spirit was
already being lifted up, but what happens if you don't have a
barking dog or you do answer? The door.
What? A cat?
Or just somehow have an encounter?
They didn't say anything about cats.
It's a damn good question. It's a damn good question.
(08:15):
We'll we'll make sure to try that out.
But yeah, So what happens if youdon't have a barking dog?
You do answer the door or just somehow have an encounter.
Well, you're fucking screwed, You see?
You see. Elsa Bone will grab you and
begin violently ripping your body apart as it digs through
your flesh, pulling out each andevery bone before wandering off
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like some kind of honestly messed up love child.
Between Johnny Appleseed and thecount from Sesame Street, I have
no fucking clue. But that's the closest thing
that come to mind. Can we say that last episode
when you talked about your favorite name for serial killer
that this is making sense for what we're talking about this
week? The bone collector, the vending
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machine serial killer is my favorite.
But the bone collector that was a might be related, we don't
know he was in the Southwest. That's close enough.
That's closer to South America than we are North Carolina.
Yeah, that's true. Geographically, it makes sense.
Wow. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. This is this sounds very like
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toxic. Let's be we're on a paranormal
podcast that covers serial killers and humans.
This is not a safe place. So As for how all of this began,
well, there are numerous origin stories for El Sibon.
(09:47):
Most agree, though, that it all started with a young boy being
punished for the unforgivable sin of murdering his father.
That's why I said that I feel like me saying that I was going
ahead of the script cuz I know what the script was about, so we
can add that later. Foreshadowing.
Yeah, foreshadowing. Well, yeah.
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So for the unforgivable sin of murdering his father, right?
This punishment would result in the creation of a tormented soul
left staggering through the world, seeking either vengeance
against perpetrators for the potential victims of similar
traumas, or forever continuing his own evil ambitions.
(10:29):
Let me explain. You see, some say El Sibon is
the spirit of a young boy who fought off and killed his drunk
father after witnessing him comehome and beat his mom.
Once this deed was done and the abusive dad's body lay dead on
the ground, the boy's grandfather came home.
Well, unwilling to hear the boy's reasons, he grabbed his
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grandson and took him outside, tied him to a tree and began
lashing him with a whip. But this wasn't enough for the
enraged grandfather. No, once the boy's back was torn
open and seeping with blood, he proceeded to rub Chili Peppers
into the wounds, all the while spitting gin all over him to
further sting the now swollen slashes.
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Pretty fucked up shit. Finally, after exhausting
himself with torture, he untied his beaten grandson and then
Unchained his dogs, sticking them on the bloody child.
All the Joey's face right now. I wish people could see this.
Ultimately this led to it. How am I giving you flashbacks
right now on the same face? Ultimately this led to a chase
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through the jungle, one that would.
I can't believe I'm laughing while reading this one that
would result and I'm so dead inside result in the boys spirit
still running to this day and a weakness or deterrent for those
that are seeking to protect themselves from Elsa bone
barking dogs. Right.
Really not. This is, this is the opposite of
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the Jesus thing. It's kind of like you know it's
cool if God kills his son and then everybody makes the symbol
of that the cross, right In thissituation it's like the son
kills the dad and the thing thatreally tortured him, the dogs
you know like that's like Oh no,stay the fuck away from that.
It's the opposite in my mind. That's how I That's how I
remember it. This makes my childhood trauma
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feel like nothing. Yeah, I feel like Joey is having
active flashbacks. Right now triggers something.
I'm just curious, this whole thing going down.
And then I look at it and I'm like, how is he running through
the woods? He just got excuse my friend.
He just got wrecked. Like he just got whoa, bad word
messed. I know that wasn't bad word, bad
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word, but in my mind that's a horrible word cuz I'm picturing
what happened. And if you're there, if you're
there, your mind's there, your picture in this happen, you
know, put down the phone, put down your earphones.
I don't have any of those thingson, so they're listening.
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I'm not wearing any of these things.
Take off your clothes. No, keep your clothes on.
Keep your clothes on. Because we first with the shoes.
Yeah, don't burn your socks. Only do this if you're driving.
We can do this. What?
Get a Mexican Coke like we have right here.
Got one and take off your. Shirt sponsored by Coke.
Sponsored by Coke, even though last week Coke destroyed a
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Brigham. And see?
All right, well, another versionof this story comes from an even
more selfish act. A notoriously spoiled son who
got everything it desired until eventually what he desired was
impossible. One day, the spoiled brat
approached his mom and demanded his favorite food, Trippa.
Now, trippa is a traditional Venezuelan dish made from the
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intestines of deer. It's.
Fucking disgusting. There's versions of it all over
the world. Frankly, when folks are like,
you know, hunting or farming or especially fucking poor, you use
every piece of an animal or a vegetable that you can get your
hands on. I know, but like, that's
disgusting haggis, baby. Well, since it was the time of
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year when all the deer roamed further into the mountain
valleys away from their farm, this literally wasn't a
practical option. It just wasn't an option for
them to make this well. When the mother apologized and
told the boy she couldn't make it for him, he stormed off and
went to demand it from his dad. Stopping him in the middle of
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his work, he scolded his father,commanding him to go hunting for
the deer right now. The father conceded and taking
his rifle into the woods, proceeded to go on a frivolous
hunt for deer all day long. On into the early evening, his
night began to set in. The father made the long walk
back home, empty handed and horrified by the inevitable
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wrath of a spoiled child and anxiety only made worse by the
echoes of his waiting son's whistles.
That's a pretty cool whistle. It is, right?
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Yeah. Well, once the dad arrived at
their property and the boy saw no deer for dinner, the child
snapped and spiraled into a blind rage, pulling out a knife
and repeatedly stabbing his father before walking into his
house carrying a handful of bloody intestines and dropping
them on the table in front of his mind.
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He was just hangry. I know he was just hangry.
He's just super hangry. It's like, damn sneakers.
I know sneakers. She, like, sponsored this story.
Yeah, Snickers should have this story as their commercial.
Yeah, hit us up Mars Corp Well thinking her husband was
successful in this hunt, the mother spent the next few hours
carefully. Making.
Three months for dinner. Once she finished, the boy sat
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down at the table, smile on his face as his mother said his
favorite dish in front of him. Damn.
But as you could guess, something was wrong.
The mother went to the door and yelled out for her husband, who
she'd nearly forgotten about while laboring to craft their
family's meal. No response.
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Worried but trying to hold back her fear, she sat down again and
began eating with her son. Shortly after her first bite,
her father, the boy's grandpa, came home.
Not seeing her husband, he set off looking for him across their
farm, quickly finding the disembelled body of the father
playing behind their shed. Realizing what had happened, he
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burst into the kitchen screaming.
You're eating him, you're eatinghim, She began throwing up.
And from here, the torture sceneexplained in the first version
plays out. This time, let's be honest, with
a little bit more justification,you know, for kind of going that
far. The grandpa.
Yeah, well she was, the boy started saying you're you're
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wasting him, you're wasting him.Actually, they're puking them
up. One version I heard when the
grandpa was like, why the fuck would you do this?
You know, basically saying why the fuck would you do this?
The boy's like, he's like, I wanted three puss, so I got 3
puss. This fucking little maniac
bastard kid just just like fucking eating his dads and
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children of the corn sounding kind of stuff.
Children of the deer intestines,yeah.
Cheese. That's horrifying.
Yeah. Either one of you ever have kids
out there? Yeah, never have kids.
Never have kids. That's what we're trying to say,
cuz you don't want them to turn out like this spoiled brat cuz
they're gonna gut you and eat you.
Yeah, I mean, it's like, it's like, wow, this kids really
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fucked up. But also it's like, wow, he went
for what he wanted. You know, he, I love that that's
your take on this that he went for.
This is a real CEO over here, these two CEOs over here.
Love. This, I mean like it's.
But like, even his profit margins.
I buy it. That's free.
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He could have just, like, sat there and not do anything about
it. You know, He could have just
complained, but he went out and made his dreams happen.
Yeah, I just remember. This is why it's months between
all of us recording in one studio at a time because every
time we're horrified by Beth Space Responses because, like,
when you're trapped in a small studio and Beth space, just
like, I mean, I understand why you fucking murdered his dad and
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he's in test. All right, well, let's just look
at it like this, Gil. You're the pot calling the
kettle black on this one. Because last week you had me
saying that you weren't staring in a mirror when you saw a
serial killer. But what I said that yeah, that
was the other me. This me is cool.
Yeah. So moving.
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I like to think Joey. Just silent head nod to Betsy
Bay. There's like there's a narrative
building up here, the closest tothe door.
That's why he put me in the corner.
Yeah, now the third origin story, unofficial.
And this is a total rant that you can skip over the next 15
seconds if you don't like it, but you won't know until you
hear it. And now I'm wasting that 15
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seconds. Wasting that 15 seconds.
Perfect. You're catching up right now.
The third origin story is that this is actually Herbert the
pervert from Family Guy. Oh my God, I think.
And if you guys look up photos, I'll, I'll show you all photos
here in a little bit of this person.
He kind of looks like Herbert the pervert, you know, the,
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like, old creepy guy on Family Guy.
That's just like. Gosh, some popsicles from the
basement, if you want some, you know, like that the whistle does
sound like in and bones, you know what I'm saying like.
That's your boy, Como Sudhi. Say, paper boy in a spaniel.
Repartido the periodicos. It's so good like it's.
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Gosh, some popsicles in the basement if you want.
Ohh. My God, what does that make me
feel weird If you it's. Herbert the Pervert.
Sometimes I like to go down to Venezuela and say what the boys
are doing. It he might be Herbert the
Pervert. I'm just saying I think this is
a legit Third origin story. Nobody knows what he was doing
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back in the day. I feel uncomfortable.
Think. About it.
He had to get old somehow, right?
Which means he was alive at somepoint which means boom, that's
what he was doing before he moved to Rhode Island.
This is Gil's personal origin story of this person, so makes
more sense. Anyways, back to limes and shit
being shoved in little kids wounds.
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So I don't know how that's creepier than the other versions
of it that were really destructive and.
Terrible tummy I feel. Weird.
I don't know what to do with my hands right now.
What? Do I do with good thing we're.
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On a good thing we're on a podcast and no one can watch us
be awkward with our hands. That's amazing.
Number one problem? Podcasting.
What do I? Do with my hands.
I don't. Know what to do?
Like that voice makes me feel weird.
It's a weird, creepy voice. It's a pervert.
Perverted voice. I'm not gonna lie, I like
literally back. I used to have like a 40 minute
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drive to one of my classes for college back in the day, and I
would get really bored doing vocal lessons because I went to
school for music and I had to take voice classes and shit like
that. Is this where he tells you're
actually like a famous voice actor?
He's the Family Guy voice. I know, right?
No, but but I would get bored doing like a yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo
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yo-yo yo-yo and like doing all these like, voice warms up, warm
ups to classes. So I would just like sit there
and I would do like, different characters, voices from whatever
the fuck show, right? And so I practiced over and over
and over again like Herbert the Pervert.
Like, how do I fit as many whistles into speaking as
possible? True.
Wow. Yeah, fun fact.
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Anyone can do it? I mean, I only have.
Two voices that I can do very well.
They're both Matthew McConaughey, one's Matthew
McConaughey and I want you guys to guess the second one.
We're gonna put a poll up and it's gonna be what's the second
voice that Joey can do the best?Why don't I know this?
None of you know this because I practiced it when I was in high
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school. So it's gonna be on the polls on
Instagram. Yeah, no, no Spotify.
Either Spotify or depending on where we want it, can be in
both. It can be in both no no.
I can give you one hint. Go into my space.
Yay. I can give you one hint.
You guys aren't gonna guess. But I'm not allowed to guess.
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No, you're not gonna guess rightnow.
You can guess later cuz we don'twanna tell people this is gonna
bug me. Joey, you're the one editing
this. You can just cut it out.
If we guess, I'm not gonna cut it out, cut it out.
So he cut it out. He is an action star.
Past the third origin theory, which I honestly believe, and I
think you all do too, is the best of the origin theories.
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Now we have to move on to everybody's favorite part
encounters, right? So while this all kind of has
the vibe of, you know, folklore,urban legends, things like that,
which I would argue real quick. As crazy and ridiculous as some
of the shit sounds, we do the exact same thing when we look
into the history of ghosts and spirits and entities and
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buildings. Family was murdered by somebody.
Now it's The Amityville Horror house, right?
Like, this is the same shit thatwe do.
Yeah, it's just, you know, at a small farm out in the jungle.
And now he's running around awayfrom spirit dogs and shit.
So same kind of shit. Yeah.
Anyways, moving on to the best. Gonna bring you two stories this
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day, evening, night, wherever the hell you may be, Wherever
the hell you are this one comes from.
Credit user Oddity 223 and is titled If you're in bed at night
and hear someone whistling, hideimmediately.
Last night was by far the most terrifying night I've ever
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experienced in my life. I'm honestly surprised I'm here
right now. If I hadn't listened to my
instincts, I would most definitely have faced A gruesome
death. So please take my advice and
hide. You hear someone whistling in
the middle of the night last night.
I was super excited as this was the first two day weekend I've
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had in over two months. My big plans were to buy a bunch
of snacks, set my recliner up tobe my own little paradise and
binge watch some Netflix. I know, boring.
But hey, I'm 30 years old and I've been done with the whole
party lifestyle for a while now.It's living a life.
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I know that sounds amazing. I wanna do that.
So anyways, after probably 5 hours straight of shoveling
candy down my throat and watching my favorite shows, I
decided it was time to get some sleep.
It was about 2:00 AM and way later than I've stayed up in
months. Sure.
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Well, after cleaning my mess up and shutting the TV off, I
brushed my teeth and climbed into bed.
After 15 minutes or so, I felt my eyes getting really heavy,
and I was in between that stage of being awake and asleep.
That's when I heard it, a faint whistling.
My ears perked up and I listenedclosely.
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It sounded like it was coming for my neighbor's complex.
We have very thin walls in our apartment, so it's not unusual
to hear him at times, but never at 2:00 in the morning.
The whistle was to the tune of Silent Night.
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The whistle made its way from our neighbors to out in the
hallway that separated our doors.
A feeling of dread washed over me, and somehow I knew I needed
to hide. I got up as quickly and quietly
as I could and ran into my closet, closing the door all but
a crack so whoever was outside my door wouldn't hear the click.
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With the doors shutting, many itsounded like my neighbor.
Only his voice was somehow off. What I heard next made my heart
pound in my chest. My deadbolt unlocked somehow.
There was no way he could have unlocked it, not from outside
the door. I began to sweat as I was
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struggling to keep my breath under control as the most
intense fear I've ever felt tookover my body.
I'm coming, Benny. His voice changed pitch at the
wrong times. My door slowly creaked open.
I heard a soft dragging sound followed by a heavy thud.
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With each step he took, I could hear his ragged breathing as he
neared closer. Then he started to whistle
again. Same tune as before, only now
louder. I was fighting tears as he
slowly crept closer and closer to my bedroom.
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I prayed to God to make this thing go away.
As I slammed my eyes shut, I knew this thing wasn't my
neighbor, or even human for thatmatter.
Everything about it felt off. Betsy Bay.
Is in the corner freaking the fuck out right now.
And I'm gonna keep reading in this voice because it's kind of
funny. Back to the story.
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It stopped just outside my bedroom door and didn't make a
sound where I was. In the closet, I could see the
entrance to my bedroom door. I wish I had never opened my
eyes back up, but of course I did.
The very top left corner. I saw a deformed head poking
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around the corner. The top of my door frame was at
least 6 1/2 feet tall, and this thing was hunched over.
It was huge. I couldn't make out any details
of its face because my lights were off.
The only lighting was coming from the street lights shining
through my bedroom window. I'm actually glad I couldn't see
its face because I probably would have fainted out of fear.
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Penny. It whispered.
I squeezed my eyes shut yet again as I heard it enter my
room. I could smell it now, and it
stunk horribly of rotted death. Tears rolled down my cheeks as I
thought for sure I was going to die.
I could hear it yank the blankets off my bed as a search
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for me, letting out a grunt of confusion when it realized I
wasn't there. Sat still, panting heavily as it
must have been trying to figure out what to do next.
Then it started slowly making its way out of my room, once
again whistling Once I heard my front door shut, I finally
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breathed A sigh of relief out. Not realizing I had been holding
my breath the entire time, I listened for a few more minutes
before leaving the closet, and as I sat there, I heard another
door from across the hall open. What the?
My other neighbor, Tommy, shuddered out.
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His voice was cut off before he could finish his sentence, and I
heard a couple of loud thuds followed by silence.
I ended up staying in my closet the whole night and woke up
about an hour ago. There were police everywhere in
our apartment complexes. Someone must have found Tommy.
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I have been questioned yet, but I'm sure I will be.
I can't tell them the truth. They'll think I'm a psycho and
possibly suspect suspect me. They'll think I'm a psycho and
possibly suspect me of killing Tommy.
Going to lie and tell them I wasasleep and act.
Like, I have no idea what's going on.
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If anyone has any clue what thisthing is and what I can do to
make sure it doesn't come back, I'd really appreciate it.
I have a feeling it will be backtonight and I'm completely
terrified. Dan, that thing is dumb.
Why? It just goes into his room and
then like, it's just it's not even looking around.
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It just goes into his room, takes off the bed sheets like,
huh, it's not here. It's 2:00 AM and it's not in its
bed. What is wrong with this person?
What kind of mastermind am I hunting?
Yeah, it's like, Oh my God, it'shere.
The one. It's the greatest.
Maybe it was looking the greatest sort of pillows and
it's like damage and then just ran over.
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Yeah, I guess if you don't have any decorative pillows, it, it
just won't go for you. Well, first of all, this girl is
dumb too, because she just like obviously the authorities are
gonna see this that she just wrote, you know?
Yeah, no, it's totally true. It might be total bullshit.
I don't know. Yeah.
Because it's like, OK, you're not gonna tell them.
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And you just literally told us your plan.
OK, yeah, I love that you're telling this story when my
roommate's out of town and I'm gonna be by myself.
Thank you. Yeah, but I started off with
survival tips. So if you wait until this Sunday
when Joey publishes the episode,you'll be fine, OK?
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Just got a four or five days, you'll be good.
Thanks. Yeah.
No. Worries.
Well, you know the survival tipsnow, so you'll be fine.
You don't need to wait till you get the episode.
Okay. Yeah, cuz I was gonna wait.
Until I listen this. Is why we're not recording.
At your place because you constantly have a barking dog.
You'll be fine. Yeah, there is literally a dog
out your window that's barking all the time 24/7.
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Now that shit stops, well, it's not barking at night, So yeah,
So yeah. Yep.
Yep. Yep, Yep, Yep.
Moving on. So I appreciate you guys.
Sorry, that's a sorry. Future bets A.
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Well, while our first story seems to reflect a crazed,
demonic spirit seeking to bring pain and violence, this next
story reflects a strong case foran alternate origin story, the
one where the boy was the hero. It also briefly recaps how Elsa
Bone came to be. This one is simply called Elsa
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Bone and comes from Reddit user Silver, Andes narrated.
I, the one and the only Betsobeywith brief moments of me making
a terrible attempt to speak Spanish and Betsobey correcting
me. Story El Silbon.
My father used to tell me the story of El Silbon.
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El Silbon was a young man in LosJanos in Venezuela.
He was a good kid, growing up with a loving mother and a drunk
father. One night, when the boy's father
had come home drunk, whistling atune, he began to beat his
mother. The boy, unable to just stand by
as her mother was attacked, tooka knife from the kitchen and
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stabbed his father through the heart, killing him.
His grandfather arrived in the house and saw what his grandson
had done, so he tied him to a tree in the backyard and whipped
him until his back was raw and bloody.
Once he was finished, he poured a mix of alcohol and lime onto
the cuts to add to his mystery. Then he untied him and said of
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his rabid dogs after him. The boy had no choice but to run
from the dog back, bleeding a trail everywhere he went.
It is said he ran for so long henever died, but rather simply
became a spirit doomed to run forever.
The whistle of his father stuck to his lips.
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His sound was said to be deceiving, though, so when it
sounded like he was nearby, he was actually far, and when he
sounded in the distance he was very near.
He took souls sparingly, but putthe bones of his victims in a
sack he carried over a shoulder.My father had always called me
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La Silvona because I never stopped whistling when I was
little. Why is?
That funny. Why is that?
That's so terrible. They're about to respond to
that. But yes it is.
It's kind of like a it's like a shitty like prod.
It's just kind of like a poke like, oh you it's like, I don't
know what would like a El Kuito or something like what the how
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would you turn the El Kukui intolike a ITO?
Like how would you do that El Kuiito?
Do you not have El kui? That's like the town.
El Kukui, yeah. The boogeyman, like the
motherfucker, comes in fucks with kids at night.
There's a town called that at the beach is.
Beautiful. And cool Cooley.
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Or I could be wrong. I bet you they have a lot of
cool Halloween shit. No, it's paradise.
That's So there's no Halloween in paradise.
No, that's like literally what Isaid.
Gil's Gil's Paradise is Halloween Express.
I know at the mall, at the. Mall or at a tent in the tent
outside the mall. Parking lot That is Gil's
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paradise. That is where I will be signing
autographs next summer. So romantic.
At the closed Halloween paradisein the middle of July?
Yep, but it's already out there,so we know where to find you,
right? So my father had always called
me La Silvona because I never stopped whistling when I was
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little. It was a title man with love,
one that came from the fact thatmy father didn't believe in El
Silvon. So when I was walking home from
a club alone at night, I didn't think much of my whistling until
another tune joined mine. My tune was melodic, a song I
heard in the club earlier that day.
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The other one, however, was justa scale.
So si la Sol FA mi red though itsounded nearby, but I ignored
it, thinking I was from a fellowpartier walking home drunk.
Then I saw a man. He wasn't the source of
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whistling. His lips weren't moving while
the song continued, but he did look drunk out of his mind.
Oh, hey, Mommy. Guerre Espasarun Ratito Akiko
Mingo? The man asked her, inviting her
to go home with him. No, gracias.
Tingo Novio. I turned him down, claiming to
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have a boyfriend at home. Perrollo ando aquito Ro Solito.
The lay accompaniment. No.
He ignores my decline and reaches for me as I walk by.
Think he can know? I tried to continue walking, but
he has my arm in a strong hole and I can't walk away.
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His disgusting hands travel up my arm and onto my sure one of
them goes around my neck. Toros and steres, some puntas.
Nunca con Los hombres que serionBuenos para usteres.
Sorry everyone who speaks Spanish.
The man calls me a slut as he grabs me, the attack keeping me
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from realizing that the whistling I had heard before had
gotten fainter and fainter untilI could barely hear it.
See TE vas kerar commingo esta nocheva.
But he stops talking mid sentence and loosens his grip on
me. I step back in confusion to
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notice two things. First, a patch of red spreading
across the front of the men's white shirt, originating from a
little metal triangle. A knife, I think.
I went all the way through his torso.
Then I noticed the tall lanky man standing behind the drunk.
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His skin is pale to pale from someone from around this part.
His eyes full of hatred but all pointed to the men in front of
me. But what stands out the most is
his like of a shirt. I mean, but like, he's gonna say
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something. We get stabbed.
Yeah, great acting by Gil and. What the fuck is going on?
And what was hilarious was that the whistling was actually
Desposito. Wow, your favorite song.
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Lavaca, Lavaca. That would be me if I keep.
No, it will be Elgato Volador. No, I got the Volador.
I got the Volador. Anyways.
Wow. I was.
I was getting into it. Yeah.
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I ruined it, yeah, and the angryred welts that I could see
peeking out of his shoulders from his back.
He's holding the knife, I realized, twisting it inside the
trunk. As I see the life drained from
the eyes of the man, I notice his back seems to be slowly
covered in blood and imitation of the attacker's injuries, the
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whipping marks made worse by thelemon and alcohol that now seem
to feel the air dures. El Sylvan, I say without meaning
to The spirit only meets my eyesafter he withdrops his knife
from the man. I could swear he even nodded his
head in recognition to the titleas he dragged the man's body
away. Whether it is for his bone sack
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or simply to cover his crime, itwas in that moment that realized
That is he one isn't some randomghost who kills at will, but
rather a protector. He isn't bloodthirsty, but
rather someone who wants to lookafter those in the same
situation as his mother once was.
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I can only stand there as he walks away, listening to the
haunting skill grow closer and closer to me until sounds like
he's behind me, but I know he isn't.
I rub my neck where the men had held it while I start whistling
my own tune this time. A simple skill as well to see la
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solfa me re though, and I hear one in response right up my ear
as an answer. That was a beautiful story.
And she looks behind him, behindher, and is like Cortez.
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Is that you With paler skin thannormal?
Killing a bunch of South Americans?
Wow. But how are we all feeling about
Elsa? Bullen I did.
I like this one. It's like, oh, I feel protected.
I'm. I'm not scared anymore, right?
Thank you. I tried to do that.
On purpose, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you nuances there, but
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that. But it does feel like those two
stories without just going through a bunch of stories where
I heard somebody whistling at night and I totally didn't see
them, but like I think I saw something but that's why I don't
go out at night anymore. My and I never, you know, like
shit like that where it's just like alright, this motherfucker
has some shit creep into their closet, right?
Or like into the room they were hiding in the closet.
But we don't actually know if they were shitty people.
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Just. Want to throw that out there?
I don't know if they were not trying to start a rumor.
I think they were just kidding. What?
No, they might have been totallylegit, and it might have went
with the origin story of like they were a shitty, spoiled
brat. El Sibon, right?
Or maybe this is actually El Sibon right in the second story.
Or maybe there's two different entities that are known as El
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Sibon. Or it's all made-up.
I don't know. Well, I would say in the first
one, you never know if the Elsiebomb was coming in there to try
to save the other person and stop a killer from killing the
other person. But just gotten there too late
because they went to the wrong room.
And then Elsie Bond barely like they were like what?
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And then boom, they got shot from the other way.
And Elsie Bond was like, well, I'm don't want to get framed for
this. So just like ran out basically
with their bones clacking on their back, you know, clackety
clack, clackety clack on their back just being like, well.
They're like a superhero, but they're just like their super
powers. They're always a second late.
They're a duper here, yeah, they're a duper here.
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They're always just one second too late to everything.
But they're still there, you know?
Which is just, it's a terrible super.
Just a little later. Just a little later.
Yeah. Well, I'm gonna go with this
story and this is gonna be my mywhole picture of El Sibon.
Please don't make these your daily words of affirmation for
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yourself like my father used to Tell me the story of El Sibon.
It's written up on your mirror. When she wakes up in the
morning, she looks in the mirrorand she's like and then he was
murdered by the her, by the father and he is now my
protector. Bree's coming home to some
fucked up Bree I know. If you are truly a fan of the
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show, you'll know before you gethome.
Oh my God. I know all of my roommates are,
yeah, well, Betsy Bay is just gonna be whistling, whistling
from now on. And I can just see her at home
like cooking, you know, or doingwhatever she's doing and just
typing on the computer, whistling, and then she's just
like desposy. I'm sorry.
(44:59):
Every time I listen to that song, I don't ever know the
lyrics for the other part, so I just go na na na na na na.
No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, I don't wanna know. That's the rest part.
Yeah. And then I.
Just come in with. Lyrics, like most people do,
they just come with Desposito and then that's it.
Yeah, and then no one knows the rest of it.
Even if you speak Spanish, thosepeople, most of those people
(45:20):
don't know the lyrics either. People never wrote this song,
don't know the lyrics. That's true.
Justin Bieber sings this song, and he's the only one that.
Knows no fucking clue what you're referencing.
Joey, we need to have a conversation after this.
You need to detox. That is a great song.
I don't know if I will always dance to that song if I hear it
on the radio, yeah. Guilty pleasure.
Gonna watch the followers drop. All right, so.
(45:45):
I. See them going up being like
Joey's now my favorite characterand person.
I mean, he's not just a character.
I think. When is the swimsuit edition
coming out for Joey? Not yet.
Joey, where are the feet picks you promised?
There's Joey. How come your package got?
Stopped by customs. When it was being sent to me, it
(46:05):
was within the continental the United States.
This legally doesn't make any sense.
Joey, you still owe me $47. Joey, I got the members coming
too. It's never coming.
Yeah, I Gil, you just need to stop reading the emails.
I mean, geez, just like stop reading the black cat haters at
Black Cat Report. Stop reading those emails.
Because, like, we just don't need that negativity in our
life. Even though we want you to send
(46:27):
them to us. We want the hate, but we also
want the love. I just want to hear great stuff
about me. So if so, if you want to
compliment Betsabay, comment on our Instagram, comment on our
our pages. Go send a letter to your local
congressman or woman or whatever.
(46:47):
Send them to somebody. Send to the President, your
local reptilian representatives.Thank you, Yes, your local
reptilian overlord. We want those.
Send letters of affirmation to betsabay Lee.
To your local representative, Reptilian overlord.
Yeah. And we, they'll somehow find us
because they just know everything about.
(47:08):
That's legally their job. Yeah, it's legally their job.
Yeah. And we are there walking blood
sex. We're like a bunch of Capri sons
just walking around. Yes.
And. Yeah.
Right in the back. Yep.
And we're just trying to help you out with El Sibon.
Help me help you. Help us.
(47:29):
Thanks so much for listening. To the black cat.
Report in Episode 63 LC Bong We love to give you quality and
entertaining content. We appreciate everything you
guys do, from listening to participating in the online
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If you want to keep helping us put out great content, you can
become a monthly supporter. You can find it on the Spotify
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