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June 11, 2025 53 mins

Ahoy, adventurers! In this thrilling episode of Black Geek Energy, our party takes to the open seas for a salty, swashbuckling Dungeons & Dragons adventure! As we journey across stormy waters, we’re finally introduced to Deez’s mysterious (and possibly unhinged) former ship captain—but something's not right aboard this vessel.

Secrets rise with the tide, alliances are tested, and the crew soon discovers that danger lurks not just in the deep blue, but on deck. Expect magic, mayhem, and a maritime mystery that even the gods can’t ignore.

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(00:06):
Hello guys, we are back with Black Geek Energy.
I'm here with my favorite Dungeons and Dragons crew Fair.
How are you doing? I'm good, I'm good.
Aaron, how you doing? Little salty as usual, but you
know, my gosh, I'm, I'm here. I'm here.

(00:30):
I mean, you got a whole boat andDeMarcus is here too.
So everybody, before we jump into all the dungeon dragon
shenanigans, I got to know how has your previous week been?
Had a great week. This week I am super excited for
tomorrow. I'm going to go spend the night

(00:50):
in the country. My uncle's making deep dish
pizza and then one of my favorite cousins is coming home.
I haven't seen her in a couple years.
We talk every week, but she lives in Florida and she's also
in the military, so I'm good to see her a whole lot.
And she's coming home for our big family weekend this weekend,

(01:10):
kind of. Sounds fun, sounds fine, and I
heard that you and DeMarcus are getting together for something
or the other. Yes, DeMarcus is coming to visit
me and ETA 3 weeks. So that's another big family
event. So my dad's family, we host a
lot of stuff in the community where my father grew up and so

(01:31):
second Sunday in May, 4th Sundayin May and then the Saturday
before Father's Day are really big Swansea family events.
And. So I'm super excited for all the
things that we have going on. But I invited everybody some
years back and Marcus finally said, OK, I'm coming.
So he bought his flight. So he coming for real and it's

(01:55):
gonna be great. Me and Shawn are coming.
All right, Jose, FD, the kids going there.
Aaron, how's your previous week been?
It was a long one, but, you know, we're here now.
I'm off tomorrow. Oh, we have a nice little decent
weekend. You know, I'm excited for that.

(02:17):
OK, what are you doing on your off day?
Chores, daddy stuff, Adulting daddy stuff.
Sounds like you're being an adult.
Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't sound fun.
Whatever. It is sound like you're going to
go be a slut. That's a previous life.
Oh, some daddy stuff. It's life.

(02:38):
It's a previous life. Well, tell us about the previous
life I. Don't think we have time for
that. You know, let's get back to how
I have to die. No.
No, this is what we want to talkabout.
Right here. All right, yeah.
So we just did another a whole nother campaign, a whole nother

(03:05):
battle doing the doing the like.Where do we even start with
this? First we came across some
unicorns. And can you kind of explain what
happened with the unicorns? At first we thought the unicorns

(03:26):
was going to attack me so they surrounded me all Willy nilly.
So and. They were invisible, right?
And they they were invisible. They were invisible, yes.
I missed that part. They were invisible.
You missed them. What?
How'd you miss it? They were invisible.

(03:47):
'Cause I thought I sensed them about my spirit was connected to
them and they asked me. Because she's a Disney Princess.
Yeah, so the unicorns are flocked.
The unicorns are flocked to Riata even though they were
invincible and they just flockedto her and they gave her her ex

(04:14):
kind of. They love with it up.
They made it so that it automatically returns to her
when she throws it and it gives us a little burst of radiant
damage. So So yeah, it does all that.
And it came to you because it's since that the the celestial

(04:35):
energies from the Sphinx were calling out to it.
So that was the the unicorns. But yeah, did y'all like the the
little laid back character that's was the little solar?

(04:55):
The solar. I did enjoy him.
You did. I wanted to pickpocket him, but
I was a little afraid. You were going to pickpocket an
Angel I. Thought about it.
Yeah, they crossed my mind. Crazy but but like he doesn't
have pockets, it's just a tunic.Yeah, I mean, he had a belt and
it had a palace on it. No it didn't.

(05:18):
So these was the one that was also trying to rob the people in
the village. And I'm like, this is just this
morning we. Didn't get there yet.
We we didn't get there yet. All right.
But I got to ask because Deron is so aggressive with everybody.
Why was he being aggressive withthe solar?

(05:41):
Like what was the whole point? That's all.
I was being evasive. That's all I wasn't.
That's all. I wasn't being evasive.
He. Was just answering.
The questions. And I don't think the, I don't
think the, the Ron is so much aggressive.
He is as he is, you know, like that as, as just like, that's
just how he talks to people. That's, that's who he is.

(06:02):
He's, he's a bit brusque, a bit,you know.
Just because you use another word that means aggressive, it
doesn't mean that he's not. OK, so what's it mean?
What does it mean? It just means he's a little
rough. Yeah.
And that's the same thing as aggressive.
So we're we're talking about thesame thing.
And Deron. Deron is completely aggressive.

(06:25):
He is completely the aggressor in every situation.
No. Not even.
Yeah, yeah, he. Is this I think this game Jerome
is a little high strong because he had just died in the last
game and had been brought back to life and that's like a
traumatic experience to go through, especially when someone
who you're supposed to be friends with, you're supposed to
be adventuring with kills you I.Mean.

(06:46):
He's dealing with a lot right now, so of course he had like a
short temper. I mean, Deron has to be an adult
because if he's mad at me, I don't.
Think there are those who had todeal?
With it but. Coming back to life.
Except, Gee, you know what? I'm saying, and there aren't
adults that go through what we went through, but Deron is, you
know, he has to be an adult if he's mad at Sycamore.
He could be mad at Sycamore, buttaking it out on every PC is not

(07:10):
the way to go at all. I don't think he takes that on
every PCI think he. I think he did.
I think he talks to the NPCS very directly.
No, he doesn't. He's very aggressive when he
talks to them. You can listen back to it.
He's very direct and there's nothing wrong with that.
There's nothing wrong with beingdirect.
No, there's nothing wrong with being direct.
It's being wrong. Something wrong being aggressive

(07:32):
out of nowhere, as we will see when.
We get to the. Shopkeeper When we get to the
shopkeeper and. Stopping store was wild.
That was wild. That was the that was the most.
Fun part of the game that was the most.
Fun part of the game. The shopkeeper was just going to

(07:52):
give you a some some armor on these.
He's going to give you some armor at a very discounted rate.
It was going to be +3 armor at avery discounted rate and.
I was here for it. I was ready to purchase it.
But then in the shop, then he. Went and recanted.
No, because in the shop the IDs not these, but the Rhond was

(08:17):
being aggressive again in his shop like there was.
Why was there an actual yelling match in the shop between the
shopkeeper and and the Rhond andI'm?
Trying to. Pull the shopkeeper away.
It's to say hey. Listen, and then you can't be
pulling somebody. You can't touch people without
their consent, so it was a lot of things that was going on with

(08:38):
the interaction. Calling the kettle black.
But you have to say it was his shop and y'all three are
strangers coming into his shop and once he said leave and y'all
didn't leave so OK let's be taken back.
Why was the Ron so aggressive? You asked us a question.
Let us answer it, please. Thank you.
I'm. Trying to.
So the situation that happened with these initially where the

(09:02):
where these felt like the shopping was trying to trying to
chick him trying to, you know, trying to, you know, rob them
basically hustle me trying to hustle them because he gave them
one price and then no. No, no, no, no, no you.
No, no, no. Let me tell my story.
Let me tell. Let me say what happened.
Because you're already lying. You asked me what happened.

(09:24):
Let me say what are. You lying because when you said
that wasn't the order I gave them one price.
The Ron was overly aggressive inthe he changed the price.
So talk about how Devon was overhis place.
No, no, no, it was before. It was before because me and you
were yelling about something about being in his shop and I
actually had to ask you to leave.

(09:46):
I had to ask you to leave before.
Can I be honest for a minute? Before he paid.
I have a confession to make. The original price of the vest
was 75 gold. He dropped it down to 50 because
he fucked up. So that's when I was like, cool,
$50.00 to skull close the deal out and he's like, Oh no, now
it's 75. Yeah, Oh.

(10:07):
My God damn it. So you Yeah, it was initially
75, then it went to 50. No, I know it was.
I was, it was like a dollar discount.
I was giving you all the discount.
And now you're like, yeah, no, it's back at 75.
And then, yeah, all all hell popped off.
And then all hell broke loose. Yeah, I don't understand why.
Because of the rock. That shop wasn't that big, one

(10:28):
would have been fine. We didn't need all three of
those ogres or. Or no, he made.
Overkill. Three of them motherfuckers was
overfucking killed. No, he didn't.
Get to kill or damage. Like he was fucking that ass up
at one point and that was still standing strong.
We couldn't even talk something out of windows.
I'm like, what is happening? We got the brake angles around

(10:50):
here. Yeah, y'all weren't touching
down. Y'all were not touching those
ogres because they were level 20Barbarians so they had to fight.
Where where does a shopkeeper find level 20 Barbarians to work
in a shop? That I can't persuade on the
night 20. And I don't know, I don't know

(11:11):
where he got him them from. He just got them.
You new to the game and even that sound and that sounds crazy
to you? Well sounded crazy as hell.
I was like, well. Fighting Dragons and meaning
Sphinx is crazy as well. So you didn't ask where they no?
No, no, these are the most craziest characters because we
knew where we were with our levels and then at the beginning

(11:33):
of this particular campaign, I started out with 139 hit points,
so it automatically assumed I'm going to be taking all of the
damage, but as I was attacking to have or what is it happening
to them for real? Then we had.
To say if Rieta. Wasn't happening.
If Rieta didn't stop me from just making the purchase, none
of this would have happened. Well, you should have asked your
permission. The money is not only yours.

(11:56):
Trying to ask permission, he waslike hey y'all.
Yeah, he was trying to I. Remember he was like, did y'all
come in the store with me? Yeah, y'all very cool.
I found his best. You guys did anybody else want
to? Anybody.
Else they don't belong to you. No dude was trying to ask me.
It is part of my money as well. Thank you very much.

(12:17):
But it wasn't a Fort. I died for that money.
I died for that goal. You said the.
Same. Try to steal from the man, yeah.
Split. Up the gold from the jump.
Like as soon as we get gold, we should like give everybody.
We need to split it up because if you leave it up to these,
you're going to buy it all, split it all on the set.
Then my gold is less than the body.

(12:39):
Even. Help you because you'll be dying
So what you need to waste of money?
That's between him and his wallet, man.
That's yeah, that's completely. But but yeah, Deron was messing
that up for everybody 'cause youcould have had that at 5050

(13:00):
goal, then you could have just paid the extra 25 goal to get it
out. But Deron had to stick his gun
in the shopkeepers face like he was going to do something with
it. And then?
And then, and then, and then he called out three ogres in the
back to get y'all out of his shop.

(13:20):
That was overkill. 33 it. Wasn't It wasn't overkill.
It wasn't in his shop. It was overkill to try to steal
from somebody. It was overkill to be arguing
with a shopkeeper. That was overkill.
That thing, I think that was completely like.
And I, and I think that your actions were completely
unwarranted as well. Is that why I died?

(13:41):
Because I tried to steal a damn vest that I wanted to pay for
it. Fairly why?
Is it always me? You were the closest one and I.
Tried to. Run away now.
You were the closest one to him.I.
Knew if it. Was.
I saw it coming. What do you say?
Yeah. So you don't get hit with a
Dick. Yeah, I got hit with the biggest

(14:02):
Dick. Oh my.
Gosh, so the. Biggest Dick?
So I Deron made you not get a level 30 armor because you
couldn't even steal it from them.
Going back to the unicorns real quick, it was a real that that
scene that you depicted in that moment felt real pornographic

(14:23):
because you like they you know, he was like Rihanna.
He. Was like the blast out on my
face. I'm like what the hell is wrong?
With you no on your face if. You listen to what he was
describing and I'm gonna give y'all.
I'm gonna give y'all a short version.
Rihanna sitting like sitting in like a field and she feels
something rubbing on. Her, she was standing.
She was standing, sure. OK, details the Rihanna standing

(14:46):
in the field and feels somethingrubbing on her That's invisible
and she starts to feel like moreof them.
And then she it's revealed that these are Unicorn horns and they
all start glowing the more they rub on her.
No, that wasn't what happened. That that wasn't what the bus
and you about to get a Unicorn. That wasn't what happened.

(15:08):
That's Aaron. Was that what happened or not?
No, that wasn't what I said. That wasn't what I said.
So y'all just be making up your own things while I'm talking?
Y'all being your own while I'm talking, no?
That wasn't happening. All we were doing was listening.
We couldn't see. It nobody could see them but the
solar. Yeah, that sounds.

(15:30):
Pretty, you gotta say she saw them, yeah.
But how did you see them? See.
How we were connected. No.
I said that you. Felt them, I said.
You felt the pulse of their horn, I said.
I said that you reach out. You're so.
You're so mature and I I said that you were reaching out and

(15:53):
you can feel the fire. I didn't say that you could see
them. See them to my other senses.
No, they were. Yeah, that's exactly how that
works actually. She could feel them.
They were invisible. All right, you're done.
So back to the shot. All of these are words that he

(16:14):
said I'm repeating, Jerry. And you were wrong the.
Way that you're repeating. It you were wrong.
Listen, workers, last time you did this, I died, OK?
How do you even? Think you already?
Died. How do you even think
pornographic when I'm talking about unicorns and a fair
maiden? That doesn't even make sense.
So it's fair it's character in the bestiality now?

(16:35):
I don't get it. That's the fair.
That's between fair and her. Character so.
Out of. Here exactly.
So back at the at the armor shop, Deron is in there.
He is pissing the shopkeeper off.
He calls for his three ogre friends.

(16:56):
And before, when the shopkeeper said leave suck Ram, left, suck
Ram wasn't sticking around. Cause Suck Ram ain't real, man.
He ain't, he ain't, he ain't down with the with the crew.
No Suck RAM. Listen to what people look suck
RAM, listen what people have to say.
Suck RAM is not going to be. He's not a automatic bad boy

(17:18):
like Dorond is. Dorond looks for trouble, so
Graham doesn't look for trouble.And if the shop teacher says
leave, he's going to leave. If we circle back a little bit
when we're all in the forest andI was trying to get us to join
together and hold hands so we can come to amends, I was
plotting. I was really, once we joined
together, I was going to use Thornwit to Pierce us all so

(17:40):
we'd be under a blood oath to where we have to blind by each
other. So nobody went to line up to
make it happen. Oh, I was plotting it a blood.
You can do blood. No, it was I was going to make
it happen. We would have figured it out.
Oh my gosh, I would have did some some wood else spiritual.
The blood of the earth all. Irritual.

(18:00):
Yeah, So we all would have been,you know, balance to each other.
Like we had to help each other. No more fighting against each
other. I was trying to figure it out,
to make it happen. Nobody wanted.
To get in the line, that's why. See, we knew something was up.
That's why we didn't go for it. So the shopkeeper back to him.

(18:24):
And he couldn't have escaped when we were in the shop.
He would have to be. He was forced to be in there
with us. How would I be forced to be in
there with y'all? 'Cause you would have been under
a blood oath. That's first of all, you can't
even give blood oaths. So I'm I'm not understanding
this concept I. Would have figured it out.
Something would have worked. My imagination juices were

(18:45):
running. And if you just said we weren't
going to fight each other, he wasn't going to fight y'all.
He is doing the either. Way it didn't happen, I'll try
again and I'll make sure I'll I can execute it next time.
OK. There's no, it's in the air.
The shopkeeper does not end up because y'all refuse to pay the

(19:08):
$75. Y'all just try to steal from him
at gunpoint. And that's when things went
haywire. 3 ogres came out. Three half ogres came out over
Barbarians. It was full ogres.
Them shit was fucking. Right.
Well, that was so. Weird they were with them.
For a. 100. They were Ogre Barbados.

(19:29):
That was just the the easiest thing I can get, the easiest
token I can get in the little amount of time.
So you didn't? Plan for that.
Exactly. I didn't plan for that.
So so. He went the hardest he could go.
The hardest thing he could. Fucking it was punishment.
I mean, if y'all can, if y'all can hold up a shopkeeper, why

(19:52):
wouldn't I do the hardest thing?Did y'all?
Did y'all think that y'all couldjust steal from people?
Yes, that's what we we thought we were the main characters.
OK, well, you find out what happens to the main characters,
they die. Isn't that right, Aaron?
Because the the ogre actually made you unconscious?
Yes. Yes.
So. So this is what's the first time

(20:14):
that suck RAM came in and saved you.
The wife said the windows were armored when I tried to bust
through it. I mean they weren't armored, but
you, but these actually are Missy steps out of the shop.
You. Deron Missy stepped out.
You tried to mimic him, but you don't have Missy steps, so I

(20:37):
leaped. You tried to leap you.
I the window was closer, I didn't think I was.
Gonna be the door was open. You, but the door was.
The. Window, the window was closed,
so at that moment it'll be an action to open it.
And then, yeah, you tried to leap through, but it.

(20:58):
Was a glass I should have made it through.
But didn't you go like a one or something?
Yes, it was a portal. Yeah, or execution.
Yeah, I remember the AC that I did was 12.
I had a + 2 because they wear the Armory there more equipped
to handle such things. You could not make it through.

(21:19):
You failed that it was. A shitty rule.
Yeah, and you did not make it through.
So yeah, after that, yours. They killed you.
Suck. Graham came in and saved you for
the first time. They killed me, they knocked me
unconscious and I blame the fuckout.

(21:39):
Of here you were dying. Yeah, but wasn't dead yet.
Thank you very much. You should know a lot about
that. They tell fair you better leave
even though you hit us you couldbe able to leave with your
friends. But then I guess the shopkeeper
told them to make them pay and they came back to you while you

(22:02):
were talking to the an old friend of of these who now who
is the captain saying, 'cause I had a name, but then you had a
name, you said Bartholomew I. Think we've settled on
Bartholomew. Yeah, that was your name 'cause
I called him Barbados. Barbados, Barbados.
So Captain Barbados tells you about his ship that is under

(22:28):
siege. All the people own it actually
dead. So he's a spirit slash Zombies
has something and it's under sleeves right This mysterious
monster and he let you on his ship.
We go out into the open sea and in that night he told you more
about the monster and more aboutthe situation that him and his
crew are in. So what were y'all thinking at

(22:51):
this point? Like what is this monster that
is going to how long was? Going to be a person.
I I didn't think he was going tobe fighting the fucking
beholder. Yeah.
I thought I was trying to get more information out of the
captain. It's like how he got into this,
like curse and like, what kind of curse was it?

(23:12):
But I mean, it seemed like he didn't really know what was
going on with him. No, he did.
He told you so. You don't be listening.
He told you that he was just travelling the open seas.
The beholder popped up and attacked him and he killed them
all. And but that doesn't tell us

(23:33):
why. And then?
But the holders? Too I thought he was offered him
like multiple ships and treasures and stuff like.
No, the beholder had multiple ships under his command to
patrol the seas between the two places, so he was patrolling the
seas with all of his ships. And if he got caught up?

(23:56):
Got it. Yeah.
OK, right. So, So yeah, he definitely.
Moved and was the beholder in league with the with the dragon?
What did he say? That too?
Yep, he did say that the beholder wasn't league 'cause
his cause the beholder can't bring people back so it was a

(24:16):
cannot so the behold. So the dragon actually brought
people back after the beholder killed.
That's why they were all like zombies and things like that.
OK, OK. Oh damn, so that was a the only
other family I knew and they were all dead and I'd even.
You didn't notice that I said they were all zombies?

(24:37):
No, I got that, but I just realized that that.
Was my hand like rotten flesh? There we're going.
Yeah. Damn.
Whoa, whoa. I got a ship.
Yeah, so next was the Beholder battle.
Now have anyone ever like the Marcus?
Have you ever followed the holder before?
Yes. You have.
So you recognize this? Yeah, Yeah, the holders are fun,

(25:03):
but he wasn't getting those rolls like I want him to, No.
I'd say he rolled pretty I. Think he was getting them
fucking wrong 'cause that damn that damn death ray.
It was nuts. Yeah, when I rolled that 10, I
was like, yes. I have to be me too.
I had. To be, yeah.

(25:23):
Yeah, and and so far when takingno attacks for real.
Well. Anybody else notice that?
Yeah, well, we needed him alive so.
Can I? Make a motion.
I think we should make a motion and rename the game.
I like to vote for Make the motion of How is Aaron going to
die this time? Which way are we going to kill

(25:48):
Aaron? I mean, Aaron, you got a Yeah, I
know you're shit, but no suck Ram wasn't dying because A at
first the attacks were coming from above and they were sneak
attacks. So he was going to get that
person first. B suck around was never in the

(26:09):
vicinity. So when he got you that one
time, it was because you were hitting him multiple times.
So he wanted to get you out and then he wanted to get out Rietta
because Rietta was hitting him multiple times.
Now the first attack that suck around was going to do failed,

(26:29):
so he didn't care about suck around 'cause he was failing
delta attacks. The second attack that suck
around did blinded him so he could not hit suck around the
second time. The third time he was not
blinded anymore. Deez was right there, so he's
gonna hit the nearest person, so.

(26:52):
I mean, that makes sense. So I'm thinking this through
like I. Would have thought he would.
I would have thought he went after the guy who blinded him
first because he took a he took a hell of a round like we we was
in that ass when he was blinded.And so I would be like, Oh, I
don't I would have thought he was being like, I don't want
that to happen again. So who Which one of y'all
blinded? Me.
I mean, he knew who blinded him.He has like 78 eyes, but he

(27:15):
wanted to go after the people who were hitting him the most.
Like like when you were firing those shots, you got off every
shot, every shot hit, plus you had your grid attack.
And then Rihanna every shot hit plus her psychic attack.
I hit him one time. Yeah, and that was more.

(27:36):
You hit him like twice at least.And that was more than the
little Sunbeam. Plus Aaron jumped on top of him
and attacked him. So what are you talking about?
Hey me and fair holding down theparty.

(27:59):
I don't do anything. I die.
I attack, I die. Suck RAM brings these back to
life. That's like suck RAM so.
I didn't. I didn't blind you.
Did blind them. That was very.
That was useful. That was hella useful, you
number. Full turn of.
Number #1 support in the game. But then you just say it's just

(28:22):
you and Rihanna holding down theparty like I didn't do nothing.
I. Didn't say I didn't say we.
I didn't say you. Didn't do nothing.
I said me and Rihanna hold down the party, the the Ron and Rieta
holding it down. I didn't say these didn't do
nothing. I didn't say you ain't do
nothing. Well, these didn't do anything,
but you're pretty. I just say me and Rihanna.
I hit them twice. You put in the same area in the

(28:43):
party on. Our backs, you put the same.
We put the party on our back though.
No, you don't. I put the party on my back
because not only do I attack thetargets, I make sure that these
stays alive. Exactly.
Not this party. So so I do the most for the
party like I rescued these twice.
You feel the most for these. These are the one who needs the

(29:08):
most. And then you'll be the one
killing us. So what are we talking about?
Or. Killing me, I'm sorry, killing
me, but these I didn't appreciate.
I didn't kill you. We had to kill you.
Last time. So I did not kill you, I saved
you twice, but you could have still been in the shop with the
ogrets. And my best.
SO y'all need to take a chill pill talking about suck round,

(29:34):
especially when half our troublecomes from Deron I.
Think it's when Deron, I think it's when Deron and these get
the like get the playoff each other because and because Deron
was like, dude, do we set shouldwe set this thing off these
these like I guess. Yeah, fucking let's do it.

(29:55):
We're here now. Hey, who's this?
And that's why 3 yogas popped out from the back that could hit
you 4 times with A at advantage rating.
So. One would have sufficed.
One would have. Sufficed.
It would have, but no what? All what all three of them doing
back there. You don't need all three of them

(30:17):
building weapons like 1. Makes weapons, one makes armors
1 is a supervisor. 1 is a supervisor.
Then what is the? What's the What's the man in the
front? Doing he handles the front of
the shot. Oh no.
Like you really think that I don't think about this, so I.
Didn't I didn't say you didn't think about it.

(30:38):
I'm just asking questions for the edification of our
listeners. Must be for the edification of
you. So after the beholder fight that
suck Ram facilitated suck Ram goes to these he within the
minutes he he he does a spell and he spends some diamond dust

(31:07):
from that spell. He also somehow hears Dee's
talking even from beyond the grave.
See, that wasn't me and I was talking to that was reminding
you that I always cherished you.You know, Sagran had a a special
place in my heart because he always saved me.
Now, while everyone else was madat him, I wasn't that we were

(31:31):
just neutral. Now you didn't have those that
advantage, but now you saved me again.
So you're back on. Top, I said he two times.
Now you're definitely back on top.
OK. Oh, I can't see.
You took out your contacts. I'm about to.
I moved. It all right so then he saved

(31:54):
these again he these then got a new ship that self propels him
wherever he needs to go so yeah but that was the end of my
second part of my adventure guyshow do you think I did for the

(32:20):
second part? Good job, I like the storyline.
I'm One Direction. Into thoroughly enjoyed it.
Yeah, it was real. Good.
I like the I like that a bunch of different things happened and
I like that, you know, you were able to impromptu, you know,
some us a little little side quest adventure with the shop.

(32:44):
I had a lot of. I had a lot of fun with that
part. OK, thank you for that.
Thank you Aaron how was my DM because it was a lot for me to
DM about. I truly I really enjoyed it.
It was a good time. Every time we go around every

(33:04):
every game is a little better than the one before.
But because we I knew we went way off the rails this time and
I kind of saw it, but that's whywe got three workers attacking
us instead of 1. But we enjoyed it nonetheless.
And I got a new ship out of it, so no complaints on this side.
Yeah, yeah, you got a new ship, so now you can travel back and

(33:26):
forth between the two continents.
It's about 3 days each way and it self propels and self it's
automated. And I can keep people off of it.
That's great. Make them walk the plane fair.
What was your favorite part of not only this episode, but Part
1, the Battle Royale? I didn't have a favorite part in

(33:49):
the battle Royale because I really did want to not fight.
So the fact that we had to fightdid not make me happy, even
though this is a fighting game. But in this particular game, the
second-half, I enjoyed the storyline.
I like the actual story and listening to maybe the
background of the characters, but as it relates to the screen,

(34:10):
the screen actually fit perfect.And so everything that was going
on on the screen and the storyline, it really worked out.
And so I enjoyed the second-half, but the first half,
I was over it. I did not enjoy that.
You know, it was a good game, but I just didn't want it to go

(34:30):
the way that they went. And so, yeah.
I mean you got 40 HP from it. I did.
That I mean 42, so that's major.That's about 7 levels right
there. And that was a game changer for
me, even though I stayed clear of a lot of the damage this
particular round. So I didn't actually take any

(34:53):
hit points this particular round, which was they were
coming in. Yeah, yeah, but you're muted,
Aaron, for some reason. No, I don't hear you.
I hear you talking, but no, no, I don't hear you.

(35:21):
Aaron Yeti. I hear you now.
Shit. Fuck fucking shit up.
Sorry, can you hear me now? It says.
Can you hear me now? Yeah, we can hear you now.
That was weird. I would say going back to the
first part, I just wish I knew that the first part was a battle

(35:41):
Royale because I definitely would have reacted differently.
I would have just went in. That definitely would have
killed her that that's. Oh.
My gosh I I just wish if this ever if this happens again, can
it just be like in a big like announcer voice battle Royale?

(36:03):
I mean, if it happens again, I would do it or DeMarcus would do
it for another boon or whatever.Only for one person.
But Fair said she didn't like them.
So trying to make them fun for everybody.
She's the one out there murdering people.
Oh my gosh I'm literally defending myself and you over

(36:25):
calling me a murderer. Fuck out.
There. Well, that last attack was
pretty. You didn't?
Yeah. I was down.
It was over. Yeah, it ended defenseless.
All right, guys. Gotta do this, end it, blah blah
blah and then yeah, you died. You shouldn't have been allowed
me for that dumb ass shit. So much for a defense, huh?

(36:48):
Wow, so violent. I'm on fire.
All right, friends, let's go ahead and level up.
We are going from level 11 to level 13111213.

(37:08):
Yeah, 11/12/13 So let's see whatwe get.
So you don't get nothing there but A at 12 you get an ability
square. So go ahead and roll me Aaron
2D8. It didn't add two of your

(37:33):
Constitution modifiers. SO2D8 lies Constitution 2 D 8 +
4 what you get? 12. 12 in total. 2 D 8 + 4 OK so
your HP is now 88 OK also. Use that.

(37:58):
This game also you get to use atlevel 12 and ability score
improvement. So let's see Dexterity can go
up. So which ability scores are you
looking? You will have to use both your
ability scores to have your modifier go up 1.

(38:20):
So what are you going to use foryour ability score?
Dexterity of course. Your army class Constitution is
your HP and that is retroactive.The rest are saving grows.
So what are you going to level up for your two points?
Or you can you can choose the feet excuse.

(38:44):
Me one, I need my strength to goup for sure.
Why? You use Dexterity, don't you?
Yeah, let's do what is constitution?
Let's do a constitution. Yeah, let's do Constitution.

(39:04):
All right, so let's make that from 14 to 16.
So you get a + 1 for every level.
So level 12. So level 13 you get 13 more
points. So that is not a one O 1 I

(39:28):
believe. Well, talk to me, Aaron, about
why you chose Constitution. Why not Dexterity or something
else? 'Cause he keeps dying to market.
Yeah, that's exactly why. Well, I was looking.
Up your dexterity. That will make it harder for the
people to hit you. I mean, that's true, but a?
Lot of my. Saving throws don't usually fall

(39:50):
into my Dexterity, they end up falling into my Constitution.
Or or wisdom or. Yeah.
Because remember the the holder,he did not hit him for his
dexterity. I mean for he did not do a two
hit except for once. I hear you.
OK. I was just curious.
I'm not saying you're making thewrong decision.

(40:11):
I'm just yeah, I know, because Idefinitely would have I was
thinking that too, or I would have put in something more
beneficial like my charisma or or wisdom, because like my
intelligence is though I would have probably wouldn't hire in
that too. But yeah, I I get hit a lot.
But you. Don't.
You don't use your, you don't use your intelligence for
anything, I don't think. Is that for saving girls?

(40:33):
Yeah, but I guess if you had youput in Dexterity, you're not
only would you have gotten more defense, so it'd been harder for
you to hit, but also it would have been easier for you to hit
other things because that's whatyou use your Dexterity to attack
too. But you know, if if staying
alive is your concern, you chosethe right thing because you're
at what I. Feel like I can use if I if I'm

(40:54):
alive I can usually wiggle out of any situation or I can wiggle
out of most situations. You just got to start
remembering to use that uncanny dodge.
You can use that once per turn if you don't use your reaction.
Can we? Can we add that to my list?
Is it not on your list? It's not on my list.

(41:15):
OK, all right, I will add it to your list.
But you also got Elegant Maneuver, so at 13th level you
can use a bonus action on your turn to gain advantage on the
next Dexterity or Acrobatics or Strength Athletics check you
make during the same time. Oh.
Yeah, that sounds perfect. That's great.

(41:35):
And when am I adding Uncanny Dodge?
Uncanny Dodge and the last one you just said.
OK, so I added the last one I just said, but you add uncanny
dodge to your sheets. Happy and OK, uncanny BDODGE and

(42:03):
all right great, Now all that ison your sheets.
All right, so that is what you got.
Let me close these rogue windows.
Let's move on to my favorite person.
Fair. Go ahead and roll me a.
Oh, fair to sleep y'all. That happened so fast.

(42:23):
She just laid down. I saw her when she she adjusted.
Herself fair wake up, let. Me go ahead and hide her camera.
Let. Me see if we can call her and
wake her. Up No, I'm about to just hide
her camera 'cause she got to go to work in the morning there.
She is. Hey, hey.

(42:45):
Hi, I'm phone asleep. I know, I see that fair.
I will level you up later. Just leave the room.
Goodnight. No, I mean I can let him look.
Say hold up, hold up, I can get my new shit now.
All right, fair, go ahead and roll me a one.

(43:07):
Roll me two D 10 2D10 two D 10 +4.
OK, so that is 10. So that is 14 so 1 1 40.

(43:38):
No one. I do not know simple math.
What are we adding? Hold on.
Plus 14, it's 153. Golly, fair golly.
All right, fair. You also get a oh, wow, at level

(44:04):
11. OK, at level 12.
Sorry, I'm looking at the wrong thing.
All right, so you get to get an ability score modifier.
Let's see, so you can actually improve two of your things with
disability score. Modify your Strength and your
Dexterity, which are both at 7:17.

(44:24):
Or you can choose a feat. What are you going to do?
My strength is really good though.
I mean it could be better. Ability scoring the.
I can't change wisdom and bring wisdom up.

(44:45):
Yeah, you can bring up whatever you want to bring up, but you
have to use two of your both of your days to bring up wisdom.
Yes, I'll bring Wisdom up to 12,right?
11 I mean, yeah, 12 bring it up to 12.
OK, let's do it. So wisdom is 12 OK, You also get

(45:10):
at level 13 you get another use of your indomitable.
Oh, I like it. So yes, that's you.
I'm going to go ahead and go to me now at level 12.
Well, I get to do a 1D8 live. Did she get something out of her

(45:37):
archetype? The sidewalk thing.
No, I already got all the size stuff.
No, not until 15. Not only can IDM do my this.
I was just asking bro damn. All right, so let me roll A1 D 8

(45:59):
+ 3. OK, one D82 D 8 + 3.
Jerry cut my camera off, his eyes on his sleep.
I know 1111 + 3 is 14, so 85 + 14 is.
I can't see how y'all do this all.

(46:19):
Y'all be wide awake this late atnight.
I'll be like dying. Yeah, it's not as late for.
Oh wait, it's it's after one here all right at swift level, I
get to improve my abilities or take a feat.
So let me see what do I want to do?

(46:44):
I'll I'll raise my wisdom that'sin 19 to 20 and I will raise my
intelligence that's a 15 to 16. OK, great.
Also at level 13, I do not get anything, but I get a new spell

(47:08):
slot now at level 7. OK, great.
All right now, DeMarcus, Are youready to tell us what you got?
That I am so 2D10 correct? Yes. 2D10 plus your

(47:33):
constitution. Plus 4.
OK. Alright, it's going to be a 12.
Damn, can I? Do I get to reload the ones here
or no? No.
Damn, slow that one shot. I mean the foot.

(47:55):
So I go from what, one? O1.
O2. What was it?
Go ahead and reroll that little one child all.
Right. Excuse me, D10.
All right, 5 S 751216. So it puts me at 118 HP.

(48:25):
Not bad, not bad. OK.
In Life Fair, I get another use of my Indomitable and I get the
ability score improvement, and I'm going to dump both of those
ability points into my Dexterity.

(48:45):
So that increases my AC, increases my blah blah blah.
My Dexterity skills to my, my tohit with my pistol is plus 10.
Now I get more grit points or mymy DC for my grit stuff is 16

(49:08):
and I get another I get to learnanother trick shot at level 13.
I think it was God. Late.
So I chose that I shot. And so when I make a firearm
attack against the creature, I can expend one grid grid point
to gain advantage on the next togain advantage on the attack

(49:32):
role. OK, so on the current attack
bet, So yeah, I can just shoot at advantage whenever I feel
like it as long as I have grid points.
I also want to, well, it might have, it might have been
automatically, but everyone's proficiency bonus goes up for
everybody. And that should happen

(49:54):
automatically. It happen automatically.
Yep Yep Yep. I think it's everything I give
it. All right guys, let's go ahead
and end today. Since we're all off on camera,
we're not going to do the rest 'cause I had to go to the

(50:14):
bathroom, to be honest. But let's go ahead and end this.
We had a fun time playing D&D today, and any final words to
Mark is. Everyone's doing a great job
now, man. People are like remembering
their abilities and I think likeI think like we're we're we're

(50:36):
at the place now where it startsout.
Start thinking about how you canlike combo stuff like how we can
put think, put our abilities together, our own abilities and
other folks abilities so that weare can make so we can get the
most damage, get the most out ofsome of the things these
situations. Because there's some things that

(50:57):
I forgot to like in the in the store.
I could have used my violence shot to try to not violate my
bullying shot to try to intimidate everybody in the
store, but I forgot about it. So yeah, remember to use your
abilities during social situations too.
Yeah. I'm I'm really proud of all the
progress everyone has made and Ican't wait for the next the next

(51:18):
game. So let's make sure we all
remember if you try to bully my NPCS, they are going to bully
you as well. Just making sure that that is
that that is heard. Do we understand?
And I'm just going to play a, a,a, I'm going to keep the game as
balanced as possible. But, but, but we're not going to

(51:42):
be overly aggressive to your MPCS.
Twice the two MPCS that I've made, you were overly aggressive
to them, you. You're you're usually really
pushy with my MPCS. Jared, no, I'm not.
I've never been pushy with your MPCS, OK?
But oh, do you have some clues as to what we're going to face
next in your campaign? We are No, we're at level 13, so

(52:08):
that means we have, let's see, 15171920.
We got four more sessions. Old time to start.
It's time to start some big reveals.
Man. He and like the big people who
have been pulling the strings this entire campaign.
Yeah, yeah. So just be aware it's no whole

(52:29):
bards. Aaron did die tonight.
He was all the way dead. Do we have enough diamonds to
bring him back to life again? We have 3.
I mean, we had three more. So.
Yeah, Aaron did die tonight, so people are going to be dying.

(52:50):
Dying. So yeah.
Roll up that backup character, yeah.
Yeah. So with that said, I hope
everybody had a great time, Timeand TuneIn for the next time
Black. Black.
Geek Energy. See you next time bge out.

(53:11):
And we will talk about the next game, the attacks.
All right. Bye, guys.
Bye, have a great night going tobed.
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