Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast is a global podcast phenomenon. Follow Parker, Fred and Allan's antics as they take on the week's biggest topics.

Episodes

September 8, 2025 66 mins
  • [00:00] Intro banter and chaotic energy kicks off the show
  • [02:30] Storytime: Jack breaks a door, hilarity ensues
  • [12:00] Commentary on Ozempic, semaglutide, and weight-loss trends
  • [22:45] Is Nelly Furtado Puerto Rican? Plus pop culture weight changes
  • [30:00] The invention of the "Ozempic Olympics" (listener suggestions welcome)
  • [35:15] Gen X slang deep-dive (what phrases will never die?)
  • [43:00] The Rock and celebs adapting to aging...
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[00:00] Intro: Opening banter and the usual hilarious greetings.

[02:35] The Death of a Friend: A somber yet comedic reflection on losing someone close and how humor helps us cope.

[12:05] Cracker Barrel Logo: An unusual debate about logos and hidden meanings.

[22:45] Screw Worms: A deep-dive into this bizarre and horrifying topic with plenty of laughs along the way.

[34:20] Rampage Jackson’s Son: Anecdotes and humor surrounding this t...

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Dive into this side-splitting episode of the "Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast" as the hosts unpack a whirlwind of hilarity, nostalgia, and absurdity! From revisiting the Fantastic Four film and its unexpected baby-centric plot to sharing bizarre animal stories, including radioactive wasps and overly amorous fish, this episode serves endless laughs. And, if that’s not enough, the gang takes you on a nostalgic roller coaster ...

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Ever had a week where your job feels like a sitcom, your coffee needs a sidekick, and your GPS points straight into the ocean? Same. In this episode, we navigate three very important subjects with our signature chaos-and-charm combo:

  • Jobs: Work-life “balance” (lol) gets put under the microscope as we trade stories about bosses, burnout, and the bizarre things we’ve done to look “productive” on Zoom.
  • Kratom: We take a curious deto...
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August 11, 2025 78 mins
  • Celebrating 200 Episodes – The gang looks back on their podcasting journey with cheeky reflections, heartfelt gratitude for their fans, and wild tangents that only the Black Lincoln boys can pull off.
  • The “Three Hot Dudes” Revelation – A laugh-out-loud segment where our favorite hosts hilariously ponder why they didn’t call themselves "Three Hot Dudes" from the get-go—because evidently, their hotness knows no bounds!
  • Non-Alcoholi...
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This week on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, the crew dives into a rollicking, unpredictable episode packed with bizarre anecdotes, hilarious tangents, and unexpected surprises. Join Parker, Allen, and Fred as they sip on nostalgia while unraveling the mysterious history of Starry—the citrus soda causing a buzz—and debate its place in the pantheon of fizzy refreshments. The hilarity doesn’t stop there as the hosts explore biz...

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Get ready for a wild ride on this episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast! The crew dives into the absurd and hilarious, covering everything from Hulk Hogan's controversial past to the latest celebrity sightings and Shark Week's unexpected revelations about Uranus. With tributes to Ozzy Osbourne, discussions on celebrity deaths, and a deep dive into the quirks of pop culture, this episode is packed with laughs, surpr...

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  • [00:00:00] Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
  • [00:01:15] DMV adventures: weed, IDs, and unexpected efficiency
  • [00:06:30] Cruise chaos: The poop cruise story and Alan's cruise updates
  • [00:20:45] Staplegate: GameStop's bizarre receipt-stapling incident
  • [00:35:00] Annabelle doll and ghostly encounters: A haunted tale
  • [00:50:00] Comedy gold: Random musings, stock market jokes, and more

#blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeop...

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Get ready for a finger-lickin’ good time on the latest episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast! This week, the crew dives into the world of fried chicken, ranking the top chains like KFC, Popeyes, and Raising Cane’s, while sharing their own hilarious chicken-related mishaps. They also explore the absurdity of the Hetero Awesome Fest, Elon Musk’s antics, and a political minute that’s anything but serious. With their s...

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This week, the crew tackles everything from the absurdity of dental work gone wrong (thanks to a chicken wing mishap) to a deep dive into the movie Sinners—a "musical" that’s not quite what it seems. We also explore the dangers of microplastics, the rise of shark attacks, and the bizarre world of AI relationships. With their signature wit and unfiltered banter, the BLC team delivers laughs, hot takes, and a whole lot of chaos. Tune...

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  • 00:00 - 04:30 Intro to the show and guest welcome 
  • 04:31 - 15:00 Lily Lee explains what starseeds are and their mission on Earth 
  • 15:01 - 25:00 Light language and its vibrational healing properties 
  • 25:01 - 40:00 Collective energy healing session led by Lily Lee 
  • 40:01 - 57:00 Q&A with Lily about her work, starseeds, and upcoming projects 
  • 57:01 - End Wrap-up, social promotions, and future topics 

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Get ready for non-stop laughs as the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast dives deep into the absurd and the hilarious! From Superman speculation ("Superman 9 inches?"), to quirky discussions about pop culture, Ozzy Osbourne's outrageous DNA-themed merchandise, and a heated knee-slapper on celebrity passings, this episode delivers a jam-packed hour of unpredictable humor. The crew keeps it fresh with jokes about surfing gangs, c...

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Join this laughter-packed episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast as the crew dives deep into graduation hilarity, Father’s Day reflections, mental health awareness, and a truly absurd exploration of weird words and cultural differences. Expect unfiltered comedy, unique perspectives, and engaging banter as they tackle life’s quirks and share plenty of laughs along the way!

 

  • [00:00] - Opening Laughter

The crew kicks t...

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This week on the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew delivers laughs, tackles absurd topics, and shares unforgettable stories! This episode, titled "Brillo Nuts," features hilarious discussions on the trials of small-town pro wrestling, encounters with eccentric behavior, and side-splitting moments about Sydney Sweeney, snowflakes, and a whole lot more.

Episode Notes

  • 0:00 - 10:00 - Introduction and banter a...
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Warning: this episode includes some politically-charged content until the 13-minute mark, so if you're not into that, skip ahead, then dive into the 190th episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, titled "F You in the Fees." Join us as we celebrate Pride Month, unravel the curious world of monk fights, reminisce about The All-American Rejects, and tackle thought-provoking topics like black fatigue and rising concert ticket p...

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Get ready to laugh your heart out with Episode 189 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast! This week, our hosts pull no punches as they jump into stories ranging from dance recital chaos to fried chicken drama and fiery exchanges. Ever wondered how absurd a burnt biscuit argument could get? We’ll take you straight to Charlotte's wildest Popeye's showdown. Looking for laughs? We’ve got stories of zoo trips gone hilariously wrong, b...

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This week’s show is packed with laughs, shocking theories, and timeless insights that’ll keep you glued to your headphones.

Here’s what we’re talking about in this episode:

  • Time Shares Gone Wild – Fred shares his ridiculous experiences with time shares, including some unexpectedly hilarious twists.
  • NBA Draft Controversy – Is the NBA Lottery rigged? We explore the latest conspiracy theories surrounding the draft and why fans are mo...
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  1. Soda Wars
    • Ranking of popular sodas in the U.S.
    • Coca-Cola remains the undisputed leader in the market.
    • Dr. Pepper’s rise to the 2nd spot.
    • Sprite overtakes Pepsi for 3rd, reflecting shifting consumer preferences.
  2. AI in Courtrooms
    • Landmark use of AI in an Arizona trial.
    • Road rage victim recreated via AI speaks posthumously to his killer.
    • Raises ethical questions on the use of AI for emotional impact in judicial settings.
    • Judge...
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Join the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast as Fred and the crew share a wild ride of stories in their latest episode, "Barrel of Crackers." From Parker's food truck misadventures to uncovering the bizarre Shen Yun cult, hunting weed Easter eggs, and dimming the sun conspiracy theories, this comedy podcast is packed with laughs, unexpected twists, and unscripted hilarity. Don't miss this episode full of chaotic fun and unforgettable ...

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Join the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast in the unforgettable 185th episode, 'Popological Order', where comedy and chaos rule! We discuss the uncanny madness surrounding pranks taken too far, the ultimate Pope debates, and 'Parker's Points,' our latest hilarious segment. Unfiltered laughs, unique perspectives, and offbeat banter await!

 

  • 00:00-06:00 – Kickoff with quirky anecdotes and questionable decisions (Parker’s forgotten g...
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