April 17, 2024 • 22 mins
Bleach Bros Podcast had a thriving podcast hosted by two buddies, B-Word and Jake the Hater. While the podcast folded in late 2023, they are still amazing friends.
Now that the podcast is done, we wanted to share our Patreon episodes with our audience.
"Hippo Happy Hour," was set on the premise of two buddies bantering at the local watering hole, Sal's Tavern. “The Stain Remover,” wass a satirical parody of two guys working at a radio station. B-Word and Jake host K-SALT’s flagship program, "The Stain Remover."
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For more B-Word Media Group podcasts, check out The Hateful Gnome's Music Hut, Two Guys In A Dart, Raunchy Regret Podcast, and Unfiltered Discussions.
Now that the podcast is done, we wanted to share our Patreon episodes with our audience.
"Hippo Happy Hour," was set on the premise of two buddies bantering at the local watering hole, Sal's Tavern. “The Stain Remover,” wass a satirical parody of two guys working at a radio station. B-Word and Jake host K-SALT’s flagship program, "The Stain Remover."
Bleach Bros Podcast is a B-Word Media Group podcast. B-Word Media Group is a collection of Spreaker Prime podcasts. For more information:
https://try.spreaker.com/prime-program/
For more B-Word Media Group podcasts, check out The Hateful Gnome's Music Hut, Two Guys In A Dart, Raunchy Regret Podcast, and Unfiltered Discussions.
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Hmm, yeah, fuck you suckmy dick. No, that's not me.
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What the fuck is this guy doing? Sal He's trying to he's trying
to be me. You see that. Ye see they joked that on the
towel, but they want to beme, like they want to yell out
suck my dick and get like,here's the thing, like be worried.
I can do that in a room, and I think people just accept it,
like they're just like, yeah,that's that's Jake, that's what he's
gonna do. It's sort of likewhen we you know, I went to
that contract but no, and Ijust started flipping everybody off and walked off,
(01:10):
like, well it doesn't fit you, bro. It's going good,
it's going good. I'm I'm abit over of a bit over the news,
as you know, the Cheeto hadto sit in court, which I
thought was pretty funny just all theway around. And you know what,
you know what pisses me off,dude, Like we don't get into politics
all that much, and this thiscomment really isn't gonna get into politics.
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But what really pisses me off isthat both both sides of the coin are
just fucking stupid. On that one, Like people are getting pissed off that
the president is getting charged with someship and then they're protesting and all this
sort of stuff, and then otherpeople are like, oh yeah and fucking
sign on a prison And I'm justlike, there's no there's no good outcome
for this. I just don't likeit. No. South Park said it
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best years ago. It's always achoice between a what is it a turf
sandwich and a douche, a giantdouche and heard sandwich. Yeah, that's
both butter and pooh. No,that's that's that's what makes this weird.
Man. There's like, like Ienjoy, you know, coming here and
having sal for us a few shotsof each. That's tah you but and
(02:17):
just bullshitting. But I feel like, fuck the news, fuck the world,
like like there's not even interesting thingslike fark girl right now, Like
I don't even have anything to gooff, like to make you laugh or
like like bullshit about like you know, what is this girl's rectum? Like
for youard, I don't have that. Like everything has been Yeah, everything's
been taken over with bull We'll tellyou this. Uh. The Twitter logo
(02:38):
has been changed to the doge coinlogo. I saw that today. I
was Yeah, I was confused initiallytoo. Apparently that's Elon Musk fulfilling a
promise that somebody said when he whenhe buys Twitter, he should just change
the logo to the doge dog thing, you know, the Sheba coins.
(02:58):
The Yeah, the Papa Musk isstriking again. How do you feel about
Twitter? Are you? Are youliking it more? Are you hating it?
Mores? I could take it toleave it. I've always been been
the kind of Twitter to take itor leave it. I do like it
for like sports, Like I thinkthat that Twitter is phenomenal as sports,
especially during a live game, becauseyou can get what is going on,
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you can get the communication to themedia, you can get you know who's
out and what injury they're out with. Like, that's phenomenal, phenomenal,
phenomenal stuff. When it I agreeit comes to news, I don't get
my news from Twitter. Fuck Twitterfor news. I just don't care.
Everybody's got an opinion, everybody's gotan asshole. They're one of the same.
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I do like partly. I dolike the podcast or community on there
in a sense where it's interesting tofind people's takes on issues like this,
Like actually, when when this wholeTrump arrest was coming out, like nobody
was really talking about it, andI was like, oh, thank god,
thank god. I was if everybodyjust hopped on one side or the
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other, I'm just be like,okay, fuck this. But no,
for the most part, man,I think Twitter's okay. It's just one
of those things. Though I couldtake it or leave it. I disagree
with you. It's my favorite platformpatrol on foam. So that's that's it
is. It is the greatest trollingfor sure. For sure, I love
getting news from Twitter because I loveto see batshit reactions on both ends,
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because it's just it's the Twitter isthe polls of society because there's only two
sides. There's no like there's thererarely are middle of the road people like
you, b word. And I'mnot saying I'm not middle of the road,
but like, if I have ahot take, I have a hot
take, and I'll live and dieby it. Right on the hill,
like you would type something like eh, whatever, every now and then you
might have something that's like this isimportant to me, this is how I
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feel. But like like you said, you could take it or leave it.
And there are a lot of peopleon there are like that. But
my favorite is like when news comesout, because you just get like the
best of both fucking ends of thespectrum of just angry angst each other,
like fuck you, no fuck you, no fuck you, no fuck you.
It's so awesome. I also loveto see people who block me.
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It's one of my favorite moments.Yeah, I love to see those big
bold letters of this person who's blockedyou, And I just went, what
an idiot? Like he can't evenhandle anything? Oh you, Oh you
disagree with me, you disagree withme, suck my Motherfucker's got some weak
dick energy on that one for sure. Oh fuck John fuck ah that guy.
That guy, dude, I wouldI wouldn't even let him suck your
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note. Man, fuck that guy. And you know that's that's this kind
of thing. Uh. Side notethis, this episode's gonna come out right
after our hundredth episode, and ifyou are listening to this, I hope
that you listened to that episode first. However, it's been a hundred episodes.
Dude. I just wanted to saycongratulations because we didn't really do a
big to do on this. Ithink both you and I don't really want
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to do any kind of big todo on this, but it's just kind
of nice to say we did it. That's it. Yeah, one hundred
apps. Yeah, like you,I treat it like Chernobyl. Okay,
that you have survived the a bombthat I am. You might have an
arm growed out of your rectum,but hey, at least something with in
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your It's true, that's true.No, man, I think I think
over all the things, you know, all the things are going well,
you know, I think in thedid you see Vince McMahon's mustache by the
way, Yeah, I don't evenknow what that was. Like, I
was sitting there thinking when I sawwhen I heard about it, I was
like, oh, he's got likethis big, bushy mustache like you know
(06:35):
Sam Elliott type style mustache. He'sgot a pencil mustache, Like who has
a pencil mustache? And are thoseeven in style? Are those even a
thing? That's a Walt Disney mustache? Bro? That is that? That
is that power move. He hasso much money, He's like, fuck
you, I'm gonna have a WaltDisney style look like I'm Walt Disney on
Royd. I don't want to this. This is definitely not a racist comment.
(06:56):
This is just an observational thing here. But a lot of like African
American and his Hispanic males will havea really thin mustache on their lips,
but it usually goes like right intoa goatee, and he's just got that,
like you said, it's a WaltDisney type pencil mustache. And I
was confused by that. But whatI was even more confused by is that
WWE and UFC are like combining,they're kind of they're part of Endeavor Groups.
(07:21):
So the Endeavor Group is the publiclytraded company. So all that's happening
is all I'll tell you, becauseI actually really looked into this, and
the reason I did be word becauseI'm a degenerate and they are trying to
make it so you can bet onWWE, which makes no fucking sense.
So let's get into that for asecond. But that Endeavor is gonna be
fifty one percent owner of the company. Now there's a few reasons for that.
(07:43):
Vince McMahon was getting in trouble withallegations, right, So what do
you do at a company to saveit when that's happening. You grow pencil
mustache, you become a fucking creepyweirdo like they think you are, and
then you sell most of your companytwo you they are gonna like help with
the like distribution and stuff. SoI wouldn't be surprised if WW really goes
(08:03):
for Push for ESPN, because USChas a huge stake with that, and
I think that was part of thereason. I think it was more to
do with TV rights than people areaware of, and betting rights than people.
So let's talk about betting, becauseyou and I on the outside of
this have talked about, like,how the hell do you bet on a
fake product? What the hell?Talk me through this degenerate like, exactly
how would this work? What dothe logistics look like? So it wouldn't,
(08:26):
it wouldn't. It's it's absolute garbage. There's no way this fucking works.
It's like betting on Russian sports.You know that it's fixed, and
you just hope it goes your way. Because here's the problem. It'll it'll
never happen. It will never happen, because that means that they're gonna have
to give the scripts to the oddmakers beforehand, who then make the odds,
knowing the outcome, knowing how peoplewill bet, and then you're gonna
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always gonna have that background of peoplelike, look, look how people act
the when they think the NFL's rigged, Like, are you one of those
people? The conspiracy theorists? Ithink the NFL is a rigged Dude,
Sometimes do I think it's rigging?Okay? And what I mean by that
is they they write a script forthe outcome. They no, you don't
agree, but I do think thatthere are some things that are influenced.
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So for instance, as a Cowboysfan, when Jerry Jones and Roger Goodell
were going rounds and rounds, Isaw some of the calls that were being
made and I'm just like, yeah, that seems kind of funny, but
you know, yeah, like thoseI agree with. But what I'm saying
is there's no way that people aregonna bet it fail to because why would
I bet on it? Why wouldI bet on it when you wrote it.
(09:31):
That's like going to betting on aTom Haigs. Well, here's oh,
I bet I bet he gets offthe island. There's my question,
because you if you bet on aUFC match, right, you've got a
grappler and a boxer, you've gota wrestler and and you know taekwondo or
you got whatever going on here,right, you you research your matchup and
you're like, Okay, here's here'swhat this person's strong suit is. Here's
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what this person's strong suit is.Here's what their weaknesses compared to their fight
style, you know whatever else.You get super analytical into all of that
stuff before you make bet. Right, but if you have you know,
Roman Reigns versus John Cena in inyou know, whatever match it is,
and all of a sudden, outof the fucking blue, the Undertaker comes
in and whoops both of their asses, Like you can't bet on Undertaker,
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No, but they would do props, so it'd be like, does somebody
like That's what I was gonna say. The only thing I think could work
for them is like, how manychair hits is you know, Well,
they don't have any anymore because becauseof concut Oh I didn't know that either
until recently, but because of concussionsand brain health, well, it's important
that they don't hit people in thehead with chairs. So I'm really concerned
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about the steroid guys's brain had wellnotin't gonna have Ben Wall. That's a
thing. So the way it wouldwork me where it does a prop back,
like does another wrestler influence the match, like does another wrestler come into
the match, and to be likeplus eighteen hundred, and then it would
be like even a higher prop bet, like the guy who comes in is
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Goldberg plus ninety thousand. I couldsee those things trying to be a thing.
And here's the thing. Somebody's gonnabet on this. Somebody bets.
I mean, I bet on JakePaul fights, even though they're not really
like pro sports, like you knowwhat I mean, it's like intermediate.
So some casinos won't take it.I've won all of them, by the
way, so good for me.But yeah, they're gonna do that prop
bets. I think could work forthe WWE thing, because the one thing
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I did learn is like there's athere's an outcome script. But they're in
charge, and I think that's gonnabe their biggest argument. They're in charge
of like what happens in the ring. The wrestlers themselves, like they pretty
much get told, Okay, you'resleeping with Sable, you hate him for
that, you have the belt.You're gonna give up the belt tonight.
Now you guys have forty five minutesand go make a match happen. Like
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they might help, like say like, okay, you're gonna jump off a
ladder at the end, and that'show we want to see the big finish.
But the rest of it is,like when they're doing vertical suit flex
is when they're doing all the restis up to the wrestlers in the ring
to do it together. So Icould see them saying, since that part
is live entertainment that they're coming upwith, could work. Still, the
issue is is can the wrestler influenceright right, just like kind of basketball
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player influenced by shaving points right?Like, how are you ever going to
prove a fake product is not manipulatedwith when it's already being manipulated. Well,
let's talk steroids in sports for aminute. I mean, obviously,
you know, wrestling says that theydon't have it, but you know,
I kind of think that they do. When you're talking about UFC. Obviously
they test for that, you know, the boxing and wrestling and all those
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sort of commissions test for that sortof stuff. But when it comes to
some of this fake stuff like ifyou're if you're doing it a event like
this, are you really testing everybody? Like The Ultimate Warrior. One of
the things about the Ultimate Wire thatI just absolutely loved was his hit when
he teamed up with Macho Man RandySavage. It was like a coke binge
gone wrong. Their promos were absolutelyit was just it was the eighties and
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it was Yeah, it was justpure dude. These dudes are sweating and
they haven't even started yet. ButI mean, you don't you don't test
for that shit. I mean,yeah, you have to random test.
I think, is what the ww W? You can't know? No,
And here's my thing. I wouldmuch rather you right up everybody.
I would much rather you rod upeverybody from baseball to basketball to whatever you
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want. If you think that youyou can handle that competitive advantage, then't
do it. Like I'd hate tosee, you know, more been lot
stuff happen like I don't get mewrong in they're like, that's that's intense.
But if it was like a medicallysupervised like steroid use, I'd be
one. I'll tell I'll tell you. Here's the thing. If if wrestling
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didn't boom in the eighties and nineties, one, it wouldn't be where it
is now. Okay, But Iwill say this, if it didn't boom
in the eighties and nineties during theReagan and it just say, no,
generation roids would be totally rampid init and they wouldn't care. And what
I mean by that is they werelike, well, whul Cogan's a role
model for us because we looked upto him and took our vitamin will be
healthy. That's and that's how itis. I think if they would come
out, like let's say wrestling startedto get and blew up, they wouldn't
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give a fuck. You think so, they wouldn't give a fuck? Okay,
because period what has started today isthose slap fights. You see those
slap competitions. They're amazing, Like, I will watch those all day long.
But are they being roided? Arethey testing? No? I don't,
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yeah, because it's part of UFC. Is it part of UFC?
Though? I mean I know thatit's owned by but well have to go
through some sort of state commission tocompete. That's the reason why you techt
think so, because I think they'realso I think that it is because I
think they're trying to make it thesame thing with rights for vetting toys.
Did you know that one of myone of my first porn movies that I
watched and it wasn't really a pornmovie, but it was called Button Bongo
(14:46):
Fiesta and it was Howard Stern andwho was slapping this earl's ass over and
over and overwater boobs were out,and I was like that that's an amazing
and amazing Like looking back at that, I was like, that's that's a
terrible movie. Like you got thisguy with a jew frozs and and everything
going on here and he's just spankinggirls like that's all it is. But
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I don't understand people liked to bespanked? Yeah, what not about?
I don't know. It's the samething with about like people being tied up
and ship Like, I'm not intothat either. Did I ever tell you
what? I smacked my own ballsby accident when a girl was riding me
and I like, was out ofcommission, No, but I got my
dick vent ones. So oh,what did you get too hard? Yeah?
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She was on top and see mine, we were drinking too much.
She was tiny, it was fun. It was a little spinner, big
old booty, and I went toHere's This was one of those ones where
I knew she likes to think,and I was going to slap the shit
out. I was gonna power slapher box. Okay, I would have
knocked out her as Dana white Way. And I missed, and I hit
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myself in the f and dude,it hurt so bad. It was instant
boner kill. And I almost criedthat evening, and it felt like losing
my virginity. My buddy, oldman Pat was or he still is.
He's deathly afraid of spiders and himat his house. One day, we're
watching, uh, we're watching whatevermovie we're watching, and a spider literally
(16:17):
literally crawls across my lap, downthe couch onto his lap, and he
notices it once it hits his lap, and he takes the remote and he
slams himself in the lap. Andit turns out as he was chasing that
spider, the spider went right onhis nuts, completely smacked his nuts.
Dude, I've never seen a manhit himself so damn hard the nuts ever,
Yeah, yeah, that's pain.Okay, So tell me this would
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you would like if if because you'rethe degenerate here, if nuts slapping was
a competition, like who could slaptheir nuts the hardest and like stand up
or whatever kind of stupid rule,would you bet on that ship? Yeah,
I want to bet on Have youseen car wrestling? No front seat
wrestling. There's a sort overseas whereguys are buckled into a front of the
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seat of a car and they haveto wrestle. Is this the same league
that does like the the phone booths. I don't know, but I think
it's the same league that does thatballoon thing, like you remember the game
that we played as kids, oryou can't let the balloon touch down.
That's a small sport. Oh yeah, watch it. It's fucking entertaining because
they put cars and shit in theirway and these guys are like trying to
hit this balloon like we did.His kids. Somebody grew up and just
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made it a sport over in likeAsia or something. It's it's like Asian
pickleball. I would bet on anything, viewer, and I'm kind of learning.
I literally would. I do notcare, Like if I could bet
on the Special Olympics or find away I'm doing it. Honestly doing it
tomorrow. Honestly, betting on theSpecial Olympics would be pretty fucking phenomenal because
I think it would be so crazy. We've talked about this, Dude.
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If you've got money on a game, the game is that much more interesting,
right, So, if you wantpeople to be able to like bet
on or to watch the Special Olympics, or fund the Special Olympics or you
know whatever, like they should geta percentage of the winnings that the casino
gets, you know, like thereshould be trails that help fund Special Olympics.
And then I mean, at theend of the day, these kids
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are gonna get ice cream, right, Like, they're not losing anything out
of it, like except for maybea chromosome. But that's what definitely didn't
have it. You can't you can'tlose something you never had. Bro I
don't know theovon did true Maryland?Theovon Marylyn Maryland, Well, that's true.
Well, I don't know if hedid or not. I don't know,
dude, I I don't know.I just I would bet on anything.
I think nowadays you could put roidsand more things. Oh and now
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that I'm betting, betting more Idon't want royds in pro sports just because
of that advantage. Like I mean, if I bet towards the advantage,
I guess it helps, but Idon't know. I want more of a
level play and doing. I wantto bring this around to politics real quick.
If if you had, if youhad transgenders in professional sports, what
I bet on them? Yeah?Oh fuck yeah? Did you show me
a bearded lady lifting? All I'mgonna do is go here. You know,
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here's the problem you would is becausethe line's gonna come out like minus
ten thousand, So you're gonna betlike one hundred dollars to win ten cents.
What's the fucking point? Yeah?Yeah, that's gonna be tough.
Like there was that there was aswimmer that had a dick that was competing
against women. I guess I don'tknow. I'm out fucking remembers name.
Yeah all right, let me letme say this though. You know what
that's actually a this is you're brilliant. That is a great way to end
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it. Like, if you reallyare on that side and you want it
over with, you just start allowingbetting on it, and then what happens
is the girls are gonna come outpissed off, going, why are the
lines so discribed? Like, obviouslywe we know that the dude's gonna win,
so of course the line's gonna comeout in negative thirty six thousand,
right, and then Vegas is gonnaput a stop to it, because if
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you bet on somebody else like towin and they call an upset that you're
making so much fucking money but nobody'sever gonna do it, so that that's
how you kill it. That's that'show you kill a chromosome wars and the
Olympics, you fucking you fucking letme bet on it like a degenerated I
help ruin. What if you hada training down or a down trainny I
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was competing in the in the specialOlympics, like that would be phenomenal,
Like I, oh, dude,I would lose so much money on that.
I'd lose so much money on that. We're gonna get canceled. This
is Patreon, we don't get cancelWhat what's okay? What sport do you
want the tard tranny to play?Oh? Like, what what competition do
you want to see? Do youwant to see? Like weightlifting? Do
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you want to see like wrestling,like sumer wrestling, karate. Do you
want to see like rifle shooting?Like what rifle shooting? Like? You
know, are we talking about likegoing to school now or what? No?
Like? No, but remember theWinter Olympics they do that that shooting
where they do cross country and thenthey fucking shoot all the targets out like
you never watched it? No,I have what what about the what is
it called when they have to likesweep they use the sweepers in the Winter
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Olympics. Oh, fucking curling.That's so great, dude, I want
to love curling. I don't wantthem on ice. Well here's it's okay.
I don't like my tranny's on ice. Well here's my here's my thought
process though, because if you actuallyhave a male transitioning to female, let's
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even do it the opposite way.So a female transitioning to male, right,
and the female that's transitioning to malehas to hold the broom. I
love this idea. I would beall about it. The fact that you
(21:33):
were able to combine four jokes andone and piss off everybody at once makes
me so happy right now, Butyou've totally redeemed yourself from walking into this
bar yelling at salad to stuck by, You've totally redeemed yourself. You're full
on board the hater train. Let'sjump on. We love you, salty
hippos. Well with that, Jake, Let's let's let's let's go Dutch today.
(21:56):
Salad's been fun. We'll catch youall next month. Yeah, don't
be a seven
Hmm, yeah, fuck you suckmy dick. No, that's not me.
(00:47):
What the fuck is this guy doing? Sal He's trying to he's trying
to be me. You see that. Ye see they joked that on the
towel, but they want to beme, like they want to yell out
suck my dick and get like,here's the thing, like be worried.
I can do that in a room, and I think people just accept it,
like they're just like, yeah,that's that's Jake, that's what he's
gonna do. It's sort of likewhen we you know, I went to
that contract but no, and Ijust started flipping everybody off and walked off,
(01:10):
like, well it doesn't fit you, bro. It's going good,
it's going good. I'm I'm abit over of a bit over the news,
as you know, the Cheeto hadto sit in court, which I
thought was pretty funny just all theway around. And you know what,
you know what pisses me off,dude, Like we don't get into politics
all that much, and this thiscomment really isn't gonna get into politics.
(01:32):
But what really pisses me off isthat both both sides of the coin are
just fucking stupid. On that one, Like people are getting pissed off that
the president is getting charged with someship and then they're protesting and all this
sort of stuff, and then otherpeople are like, oh yeah and fucking
sign on a prison And I'm justlike, there's no there's no good outcome
for this. I just don't likeit. No. South Park said it
(01:56):
best years ago. It's always achoice between a what is it a turf
sandwich and a douche, a giantdouche and heard sandwich. Yeah, that's
both butter and pooh. No,that's that's that's what makes this weird.
Man. There's like, like Ienjoy, you know, coming here and
having sal for us a few shotsof each. That's tah you but and
(02:17):
just bullshitting. But I feel like, fuck the news, fuck the world,
like like there's not even interesting thingslike fark girl right now, Like
I don't even have anything to gooff, like to make you laugh or
like like bullshit about like you know, what is this girl's rectum? Like
for youard, I don't have that. Like everything has been Yeah, everything's
been taken over with bull We'll tellyou this. Uh. The Twitter logo
(02:38):
has been changed to the doge coinlogo. I saw that today. I
was Yeah, I was confused initiallytoo. Apparently that's Elon Musk fulfilling a
promise that somebody said when he whenhe buys Twitter, he should just change
the logo to the doge dog thing, you know, the Sheba coins.
(02:58):
The Yeah, the Papa Musk isstriking again. How do you feel about
Twitter? Are you? Are youliking it more? Are you hating it?
Mores? I could take it toleave it. I've always been been
the kind of Twitter to take itor leave it. I do like it
for like sports, Like I thinkthat that Twitter is phenomenal as sports,
especially during a live game, becauseyou can get what is going on,
(03:19):
you can get the communication to themedia, you can get you know who's
out and what injury they're out with. Like, that's phenomenal, phenomenal,
phenomenal stuff. When it I agreeit comes to news, I don't get
my news from Twitter. Fuck Twitterfor news. I just don't care.
Everybody's got an opinion, everybody's gotan asshole. They're one of the same.
(03:39):
I do like partly. I dolike the podcast or community on there
in a sense where it's interesting tofind people's takes on issues like this,
Like actually, when when this wholeTrump arrest was coming out, like nobody
was really talking about it, andI was like, oh, thank god,
thank god. I was if everybodyjust hopped on one side or the
(04:00):
other, I'm just be like,okay, fuck this. But no,
for the most part, man,I think Twitter's okay. It's just one
of those things. Though I couldtake it or leave it. I disagree
with you. It's my favorite platformpatrol on foam. So that's that's it
is. It is the greatest trollingfor sure. For sure, I love
getting news from Twitter because I loveto see batshit reactions on both ends,
(04:24):
because it's just it's the Twitter isthe polls of society because there's only two
sides. There's no like there's thererarely are middle of the road people like
you, b word. And I'mnot saying I'm not middle of the road,
but like, if I have ahot take, I have a hot
take, and I'll live and dieby it. Right on the hill,
like you would type something like eh, whatever, every now and then you
might have something that's like this isimportant to me, this is how I
(04:46):
feel. But like like you said, you could take it or leave it.
And there are a lot of peopleon there are like that. But
my favorite is like when news comesout, because you just get like the
best of both fucking ends of thespectrum of just angry angst each other,
like fuck you, no fuck you, no fuck you, no fuck you.
It's so awesome. I also loveto see people who block me.
(05:08):
It's one of my favorite moments.Yeah, I love to see those big
bold letters of this person who's blockedyou, And I just went, what
an idiot? Like he can't evenhandle anything? Oh you, Oh you
disagree with me, you disagree withme, suck my Motherfucker's got some weak
dick energy on that one for sure. Oh fuck John fuck ah that guy.
That guy, dude, I wouldI wouldn't even let him suck your
(05:29):
note. Man, fuck that guy. And you know that's that's this kind
of thing. Uh. Side notethis, this episode's gonna come out right
after our hundredth episode, and ifyou are listening to this, I hope
that you listened to that episode first. However, it's been a hundred episodes.
Dude. I just wanted to saycongratulations because we didn't really do a
big to do on this. Ithink both you and I don't really want
(05:50):
to do any kind of big todo on this, but it's just kind
of nice to say we did it. That's it. Yeah, one hundred
apps. Yeah, like you,I treat it like Chernobyl. Okay,
that you have survived the a bombthat I am. You might have an
arm growed out of your rectum,but hey, at least something with in
(06:14):
your It's true, that's true.No, man, I think I think
over all the things, you know, all the things are going well,
you know, I think in thedid you see Vince McMahon's mustache by the
way, Yeah, I don't evenknow what that was. Like, I
was sitting there thinking when I sawwhen I heard about it, I was
like, oh, he's got likethis big, bushy mustache like you know
(06:35):
Sam Elliott type style mustache. He'sgot a pencil mustache, Like who has
a pencil mustache? And are thoseeven in style? Are those even a
thing? That's a Walt Disney mustache? Bro? That is that? That
is that power move. He hasso much money, He's like, fuck
you, I'm gonna have a WaltDisney style look like I'm Walt Disney on
Royd. I don't want to this. This is definitely not a racist comment.
(06:56):
This is just an observational thing here. But a lot of like African
American and his Hispanic males will havea really thin mustache on their lips,
but it usually goes like right intoa goatee, and he's just got that,
like you said, it's a WaltDisney type pencil mustache. And I
was confused by that. But whatI was even more confused by is that
WWE and UFC are like combining,they're kind of they're part of Endeavor Groups.
(07:21):
So the Endeavor Group is the publiclytraded company. So all that's happening
is all I'll tell you, becauseI actually really looked into this, and
the reason I did be word becauseI'm a degenerate and they are trying to
make it so you can bet onWWE, which makes no fucking sense.
So let's get into that for asecond. But that Endeavor is gonna be
fifty one percent owner of the company. Now there's a few reasons for that.
(07:43):
Vince McMahon was getting in trouble withallegations, right, So what do
you do at a company to saveit when that's happening. You grow pencil
mustache, you become a fucking creepyweirdo like they think you are, and
then you sell most of your companytwo you they are gonna like help with
the like distribution and stuff. SoI wouldn't be surprised if WW really goes
(08:03):
for Push for ESPN, because USChas a huge stake with that, and
I think that was part of thereason. I think it was more to
do with TV rights than people areaware of, and betting rights than people.
So let's talk about betting, becauseyou and I on the outside of
this have talked about, like,how the hell do you bet on a
fake product? What the hell?Talk me through this degenerate like, exactly
how would this work? What dothe logistics look like? So it wouldn't,
(08:26):
it wouldn't. It's it's absolute garbage. There's no way this fucking works.
It's like betting on Russian sports.You know that it's fixed, and
you just hope it goes your way. Because here's the problem. It'll it'll
never happen. It will never happen, because that means that they're gonna have
to give the scripts to the oddmakers beforehand, who then make the odds,
knowing the outcome, knowing how peoplewill bet, and then you're gonna
(08:50):
always gonna have that background of peoplelike, look, look how people act
the when they think the NFL's rigged, Like, are you one of those
people? The conspiracy theorists? Ithink the NFL is a rigged Dude,
Sometimes do I think it's rigging?Okay? And what I mean by that
is they they write a script forthe outcome. They no, you don't
agree, but I do think thatthere are some things that are influenced.
(09:11):
So for instance, as a Cowboysfan, when Jerry Jones and Roger Goodell
were going rounds and rounds, Isaw some of the calls that were being
made and I'm just like, yeah, that seems kind of funny, but
you know, yeah, like thoseI agree with. But what I'm saying
is there's no way that people aregonna bet it fail to because why would
I bet on it? Why wouldI bet on it when you wrote it.
(09:31):
That's like going to betting on aTom Haigs. Well, here's oh,
I bet I bet he gets offthe island. There's my question,
because you if you bet on aUFC match, right, you've got a
grappler and a boxer, you've gota wrestler and and you know taekwondo or
you got whatever going on here,right, you you research your matchup and
you're like, Okay, here's here'swhat this person's strong suit is. Here's
(09:52):
what this person's strong suit is.Here's what their weaknesses compared to their fight
style, you know whatever else.You get super analytical into all of that
stuff before you make bet. Right, but if you have you know,
Roman Reigns versus John Cena in inyou know, whatever match it is,
and all of a sudden, outof the fucking blue, the Undertaker comes
in and whoops both of their asses, Like you can't bet on Undertaker,
(10:18):
No, but they would do props, so it'd be like, does somebody
like That's what I was gonna say. The only thing I think could work
for them is like, how manychair hits is you know, Well,
they don't have any anymore because becauseof concut Oh I didn't know that either
until recently, but because of concussionsand brain health, well, it's important
that they don't hit people in thehead with chairs. So I'm really concerned
(10:39):
about the steroid guys's brain had wellnotin't gonna have Ben Wall. That's a
thing. So the way it wouldwork me where it does a prop back,
like does another wrestler influence the match, like does another wrestler come into
the match, and to be likeplus eighteen hundred, and then it would
be like even a higher prop bet, like the guy who comes in is
(11:00):
Goldberg plus ninety thousand. I couldsee those things trying to be a thing.
And here's the thing. Somebody's gonnabet on this. Somebody bets.
I mean, I bet on JakePaul fights, even though they're not really
like pro sports, like you knowwhat I mean, it's like intermediate.
So some casinos won't take it.I've won all of them, by the
way, so good for me.But yeah, they're gonna do that prop
bets. I think could work forthe WWE thing, because the one thing
(11:22):
I did learn is like there's athere's an outcome script. But they're in
charge, and I think that's gonnabe their biggest argument. They're in charge
of like what happens in the ring. The wrestlers themselves, like they pretty
much get told, Okay, you'resleeping with Sable, you hate him for
that, you have the belt.You're gonna give up the belt tonight.
Now you guys have forty five minutesand go make a match happen. Like
(11:43):
they might help, like say like, okay, you're gonna jump off a
ladder at the end, and that'show we want to see the big finish.
But the rest of it is,like when they're doing vertical suit flex
is when they're doing all the restis up to the wrestlers in the ring
to do it together. So Icould see them saying, since that part
is live entertainment that they're coming upwith, could work. Still, the
issue is is can the wrestler influenceright right, just like kind of basketball
(12:07):
player influenced by shaving points right?Like, how are you ever going to
prove a fake product is not manipulatedwith when it's already being manipulated. Well,
let's talk steroids in sports for aminute. I mean, obviously,
you know, wrestling says that theydon't have it, but you know,
I kind of think that they do. When you're talking about UFC. Obviously
they test for that, you know, the boxing and wrestling and all those
(12:31):
sort of commissions test for that sortof stuff. But when it comes to
some of this fake stuff like ifyou're if you're doing it a event like
this, are you really testing everybody? Like The Ultimate Warrior. One of
the things about the Ultimate Wire thatI just absolutely loved was his hit when
he teamed up with Macho Man RandySavage. It was like a coke binge
gone wrong. Their promos were absolutelyit was just it was the eighties and
(12:56):
it was Yeah, it was justpure dude. These dudes are sweating and
they haven't even started yet. ButI mean, you don't you don't test
for that shit. I mean,yeah, you have to random test.
I think, is what the ww W? You can't know? No,
And here's my thing. I wouldmuch rather you right up everybody.
I would much rather you rod upeverybody from baseball to basketball to whatever you
(13:18):
want. If you think that youyou can handle that competitive advantage, then't
do it. Like I'd hate tosee, you know, more been lot
stuff happen like I don't get mewrong in they're like, that's that's intense.
But if it was like a medicallysupervised like steroid use, I'd be
one. I'll tell I'll tell you. Here's the thing. If if wrestling
(13:39):
didn't boom in the eighties and nineties, one, it wouldn't be where it
is now. Okay, But Iwill say this, if it didn't boom
in the eighties and nineties during theReagan and it just say, no,
generation roids would be totally rampid init and they wouldn't care. And what
I mean by that is they werelike, well, whul Cogan's a role
model for us because we looked upto him and took our vitamin will be
healthy. That's and that's how itis. I think if they would come
out, like let's say wrestling startedto get and blew up, they wouldn't
(14:03):
give a fuck. You think so, they wouldn't give a fuck? Okay,
because period what has started today isthose slap fights. You see those
slap competitions. They're amazing, Like, I will watch those all day long.
But are they being roided? Arethey testing? No? I don't,
(14:24):
yeah, because it's part of UFC. Is it part of UFC?
Though? I mean I know thatit's owned by but well have to go
through some sort of state commission tocompete. That's the reason why you techt
think so, because I think they'realso I think that it is because I
think they're trying to make it thesame thing with rights for vetting toys.
Did you know that one of myone of my first porn movies that I
watched and it wasn't really a pornmovie, but it was called Button Bongo
(14:46):
Fiesta and it was Howard Stern andwho was slapping this earl's ass over and
over and overwater boobs were out,and I was like that that's an amazing
and amazing Like looking back at that, I was like, that's that's a
terrible movie. Like you got thisguy with a jew frozs and and everything
going on here and he's just spankinggirls like that's all it is. But
(15:07):
I don't understand people liked to bespanked? Yeah, what not about?
I don't know. It's the samething with about like people being tied up
and ship Like, I'm not intothat either. Did I ever tell you
what? I smacked my own ballsby accident when a girl was riding me
and I like, was out ofcommission, No, but I got my
dick vent ones. So oh,what did you get too hard? Yeah?
(15:31):
She was on top and see mine, we were drinking too much.
She was tiny, it was fun. It was a little spinner, big
old booty, and I went toHere's This was one of those ones where
I knew she likes to think,and I was going to slap the shit
out. I was gonna power slapher box. Okay, I would have
knocked out her as Dana white Way. And I missed, and I hit
(15:52):
myself in the f and dude,it hurt so bad. It was instant
boner kill. And I almost criedthat evening, and it felt like losing
my virginity. My buddy, oldman Pat was or he still is.
He's deathly afraid of spiders and himat his house. One day, we're
watching, uh, we're watching whatevermovie we're watching, and a spider literally
(16:17):
literally crawls across my lap, downthe couch onto his lap, and he
notices it once it hits his lap, and he takes the remote and he
slams himself in the lap. Andit turns out as he was chasing that
spider, the spider went right onhis nuts, completely smacked his nuts.
Dude, I've never seen a manhit himself so damn hard the nuts ever,
Yeah, yeah, that's pain.Okay, So tell me this would
(16:41):
you would like if if because you'rethe degenerate here, if nuts slapping was
a competition, like who could slaptheir nuts the hardest and like stand up
or whatever kind of stupid rule,would you bet on that ship? Yeah,
I want to bet on Have youseen car wrestling? No front seat
wrestling. There's a sort overseas whereguys are buckled into a front of the
(17:03):
seat of a car and they haveto wrestle. Is this the same league
that does like the the phone booths. I don't know, but I think
it's the same league that does thatballoon thing, like you remember the game
that we played as kids, oryou can't let the balloon touch down.
That's a small sport. Oh yeah, watch it. It's fucking entertaining because
they put cars and shit in theirway and these guys are like trying to
hit this balloon like we did.His kids. Somebody grew up and just
(17:26):
made it a sport over in likeAsia or something. It's it's like Asian
pickleball. I would bet on anything, viewer, and I'm kind of learning.
I literally would. I do notcare, Like if I could bet
on the Special Olympics or find away I'm doing it. Honestly doing it
tomorrow. Honestly, betting on theSpecial Olympics would be pretty fucking phenomenal because
I think it would be so crazy. We've talked about this, Dude.
(17:47):
If you've got money on a game, the game is that much more interesting,
right, So, if you wantpeople to be able to like bet
on or to watch the Special Olympics, or fund the Special Olympics or you
know whatever, like they should geta percentage of the winnings that the casino
gets, you know, like thereshould be trails that help fund Special Olympics.
And then I mean, at theend of the day, these kids
(18:07):
are gonna get ice cream, right, Like, they're not losing anything out
of it, like except for maybea chromosome. But that's what definitely didn't
have it. You can't you can'tlose something you never had. Bro I
don't know theovon did true Maryland?Theovon Marylyn Maryland, Well, that's true.
Well, I don't know if hedid or not. I don't know,
dude, I I don't know.I just I would bet on anything.
I think nowadays you could put roidsand more things. Oh and now
(18:32):
that I'm betting, betting more Idon't want royds in pro sports just because
of that advantage. Like I mean, if I bet towards the advantage,
I guess it helps, but Idon't know. I want more of a
level play and doing. I wantto bring this around to politics real quick.
If if you had, if youhad transgenders in professional sports, what
I bet on them? Yeah?Oh fuck yeah? Did you show me
a bearded lady lifting? All I'mgonna do is go here. You know,
(18:56):
here's the problem you would is becausethe line's gonna come out like minus
ten thousand, So you're gonna betlike one hundred dollars to win ten cents.
What's the fucking point? Yeah?Yeah, that's gonna be tough.
Like there was that there was aswimmer that had a dick that was competing
against women. I guess I don'tknow. I'm out fucking remembers name.
Yeah all right, let me letme say this though. You know what
that's actually a this is you're brilliant. That is a great way to end
(19:19):
it. Like, if you reallyare on that side and you want it
over with, you just start allowingbetting on it, and then what happens
is the girls are gonna come outpissed off, going, why are the
lines so discribed? Like, obviouslywe we know that the dude's gonna win,
so of course the line's gonna comeout in negative thirty six thousand,
right, and then Vegas is gonnaput a stop to it, because if
(19:41):
you bet on somebody else like towin and they call an upset that you're
making so much fucking money but nobody'sever gonna do it, so that that's
how you kill it. That's that'show you kill a chromosome wars and the
Olympics, you fucking you fucking letme bet on it like a degenerated I
help ruin. What if you hada training down or a down trainny I
(20:02):
was competing in the in the specialOlympics, like that would be phenomenal,
Like I, oh, dude,I would lose so much money on that.
I'd lose so much money on that. We're gonna get canceled. This
is Patreon, we don't get cancelWhat what's okay? What sport do you
want the tard tranny to play?Oh? Like, what what competition do
you want to see? Do youwant to see? Like weightlifting? Do
(20:22):
you want to see like wrestling,like sumer wrestling, karate. Do you
want to see like rifle shooting?Like what rifle shooting? Like? You
know, are we talking about likegoing to school now or what? No?
Like? No, but remember theWinter Olympics they do that that shooting
where they do cross country and thenthey fucking shoot all the targets out like
you never watched it? No,I have what what about the what is
it called when they have to likesweep they use the sweepers in the Winter
(20:45):
Olympics. Oh, fucking curling.That's so great, dude, I want
to love curling. I don't wantthem on ice. Well here's it's okay.
I don't like my tranny's on ice. Well here's my here's my thought
process though, because if you actuallyhave a male transitioning to female, let's
(21:07):
even do it the opposite way.So a female transitioning to male, right,
and the female that's transitioning to malehas to hold the broom. I
love this idea. I would beall about it. The fact that you
(21:33):
were able to combine four jokes andone and piss off everybody at once makes
me so happy right now, Butyou've totally redeemed yourself from walking into this
bar yelling at salad to stuck by, You've totally redeemed yourself. You're full
on board the hater train. Let'sjump on. We love you, salty
hippos. Well with that, Jake, Let's let's let's let's go Dutch today.
(21:56):
Salad's been fun. We'll catch youall next month. Yeah, don't
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