April 17, 2024 • 26 mins
Bleach Bros Podcast had a thriving podcast hosted by two buddies, B-Word and Jake the Hater. While the podcast folded in late 2023, they are still amazing friends.
Now that the podcast is done, we wanted to share our Patreon episodes with our audience.
"Hippo Happy Hour," was set on the premise of two buddies bantering at the local watering hole, Sal's Tavern. “The Stain Remover,” wass a satirical parody of two guys working at a radio station. B-Word and Jake host K-SALT’s flagship program, "The Stain Remover."
Bleach Bros Podcast is a B-Word Media Group podcast. B-Word Media Group is a collection of Spreaker Prime podcasts. For more information:
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For more B-Word Media Group podcasts, check out The Hateful Gnome's Music Hut, Two Guys In A Dart, Raunchy Regret Podcast, and Unfiltered Discussions.
Now that the podcast is done, we wanted to share our Patreon episodes with our audience.
"Hippo Happy Hour," was set on the premise of two buddies bantering at the local watering hole, Sal's Tavern. “The Stain Remover,” wass a satirical parody of two guys working at a radio station. B-Word and Jake host K-SALT’s flagship program, "The Stain Remover."
Bleach Bros Podcast is a B-Word Media Group podcast. B-Word Media Group is a collection of Spreaker Prime podcasts. For more information:
https://try.spreaker.com/prime-program/
For more B-Word Media Group podcasts, check out The Hateful Gnome's Music Hut, Two Guys In A Dart, Raunchy Regret Podcast, and Unfiltered Discussions.
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H h hey, Sal b wordhere again. Yeah, we really enjoyed
(00:34):
having you already here. God damnit, Jacob'm talking with Sal was hiding.
I was Jesus, you know.I love these barstools because they spin,
and I was spun around on surprise. You turn the barstool upside down
and actually sit on the seat.This time you're using the legs and feels
good when it spins. Do youlike, do you do all right?
(00:59):
Sex toy for men? Yeah?You ever tried one? I have?
I have. So it was theI don't know what it was called specifically,
but it's this you remember ghak likeback in the day, like the
Nickelodeon ghack, like the putt.It was like, yeah, it was
like that, but it was astroker and it was all ribbed on the
(01:19):
inside and stuff. And then Ithink, I don't think that you're supposed
to finish in it, but Idid, and so I threw it away.
Which color was it? It waslike a skin color. It was
like a record. See I wouldwant it neon. Well, I mean,
that's all fine and dandy, butbut I think it was neon by
the time I was done with it, because literally I don't think that you
were supposed to like finish it oryou're supposed to clean it a certain way.
(01:42):
And I wasn't about that. Iwas just like, well that was
fun. How do you Yeah,how do you clean like male sex toys
like that just seems like a grossproject. Yeah, you know what's you
know what's becoming more and more prevalent. I know that it's I don't think
it's something that you've done. Iknow it's something that I wouldn't do.
Is the the butt plugs, thebutt plug with the ring on the wiener.
(02:06):
We put the ring on the wiener. You haven't seen those, so
it's like yeah, and then ithas like a tentacle that goes around and
it goes in your butt and Iguess it all vibrates. Oh yeah.
I saw my porn stash was postingsomething about it, and I was like,
oh, and I chch because theyalways post weird like toys. Yeah,
(02:28):
And I was just like, Idon't, like, I've never needed
to put something like I had agirl one time put a candy like you
remember those candy necklaces. Yeah,yeah, she bought one for my cockring
one and then tried to eat itoff me and it was the most awkward
moment like ever I have. SoI've used a cock cringe before. I
didn't really notice anything with the cockrane. I think my dick is probably too
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small. But one of the thingsthat I'll tell you about the whole,
the whole like food and like thepenis thing. I had a friend that
did that did fruit by the foot. Now I'll bet you he didn't use
the entire fruit by the foot.But the problem was he was getting a
he was getting a blow job withfruit by the foot by this girl who's
oh so he wrapped it on hisdick and yes, and she was she
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was using it as a as aas a taste test drug. I guess
the problem was is he wasn't shaved, and so as she continues to go
down, it starts to and itlike ended up in his pubic hair,
and yeah, just like ruined thenight. And then of course as they
try to have sex, she sheprobably didn't have She probably wasn't shaved.
He wasn't shaved, So you know, now you're like exchanging the remnants of
(03:37):
this fruit by the foot and you'relike fruit by the half inch or whatever.
It is, and it's just thismelted, melted, fucking bullshit thing
that just sounds like a terrible time, you know. Yeah, fruit by
the what was it like a walkinggod? Yeah? Was it? No?
Because like I hate pink starbursts,right, yeah, but one thing
they're good for is putting him inyour mouth while you're eating busy. Yeah,
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it's a great taste, great flavor. Not that I don't like pussy
on ton, but it's a greatflavor. Big fan of that. I
don't I'm not own mind a littlebit of the food down, you know
and doing that. But uh yeah, the toys, I don't know.
I haven't tried. I've never reallydone a lot of mental I've never done
a pocket pussy. I've just neverfelt the urge to buy that. I
already have a hand, right,I mean I have friends that have and
(04:20):
they're like they're really good, andI'm like cool, so are women?
Yeah? Yeah, Like I seethose superstroker like five thousands that like spin
and pull and suck and do that. I'm scared, man, because here's
the thing, Like it'll ruin me. Yes, because I feel like and
maybe I'm maybe I'm wrong, andand if any women are listening to this,
(04:40):
send us a message because I wantto know. But I feel like
when women use a vibrator, likethere are things that men cannot do right,
and we cannot vibrate in that fashion, and so when we do that,
I feel like it desensitizes them fromus. Like, and I'm not
trying to say that a woman andcan't feel good and do things that make
(05:00):
them feel good in that sense.I just I just know that I can't
compete with a vibrant Now. Separately, though, if I find the super
stroker like suck me off four thousanddoc docks out of a bitch and I
stick my dick in it, Like, am I ever gonna not like pussy
again? Because I feel like themore I introduce there, the less I'm
(05:21):
going to enjoy later on. Andthat's a fear that I have. Well,
yeah, because you're introducing something thatis not achievable. It's sort of
like guys that get addicted to porn. The reason they can't get off is
because they start watching weird shit thata focus probably are gonna happen right,
like they say, and like youhave to keep upping the level. But
it's the same thing like I totallyagree with you on the women empowerment thing.
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It's like, I'm not saying thatyou can't have those and do that.
There is that fear in men's minds. And it's not that we're insecure
because I'm proud of what I have. I know what I'm doing with it.
But it's one of those things like, Okay, am I gonna be
able to because I'll never as youjust said, vibrating that way, right.
Yeah, But it's also the samething like if I because the other
thing is and I'm interested in this, like so if you're anybody married out
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there or dating or whatever, ifyour girl has one, can your guy
have fun? Because that's the thing. I think there's that also that double
standard the other way, like theycan have a vibrary with dildo, right,
but can you have a pop person? See, I think that if
you're gonna introduce toys in the bedroom, which I think is just a phenomenal
thing, right, I'm all aboutthat life, Like, if you're gonna
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bring a toy, I want tobe a part of it, like that
that's kind of my thing. Idon't I'm not the type of person that
wants a toy in return. Butif you tell me that I can't have
one, then I'm gonna ask youwhy, Like it just doesn't make sense
to me. Yeah, because it'snot fair in the sense. It's like
just why I will say this.The one I did try was called a
(06:43):
wee vibe. Okay. One ofmy act is like it's it's one that
it goes in them and it vibratesfor both of you want to do it
because it stays in home. Sothat was interesting insert the insert Yeah,
it like sits outside it like cops, like a sea. There's pop sandon
in you see. But the problemis, though, it's like, I
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don't know, women have two sensoryareas. I guess men you too,
but women have two sensory areas.Yeah, and for a guy, if
you're vibrating my fucking shaft, itdoes absolutely zero for me nothing, And
I don't I don't understand that part. Now, if there's some sort of
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sensory something or another where you're gettingmy underdick, you know, and you're
just like pounding that ship. Yeah, yeah, and and the particular five
thousand no no, no, notthe taint the underdick, the fucking whets
noulum, the friendlum stimulate my friendulum. Then I'm all about that. The
(07:46):
Yeah, that's like when I touchedyou. What was the thing called in
the back of your throat and nowI can't remember the name of it?
The uvula? Yeah, yeah,the little box and bag. What's so?
I was looking sal you need moresnacksy? But what's the best snack
at a bar? Viewerd? Idon't trust the peanuts. I would say
(08:07):
pretzels though, Like I like pretzels. I like a big, giant,
real pretzel. Like, I don'twant many pretzels. I don't want shitty
little pretzels. What do you didyour pretzels? Pretzel mustard? The good
mustard though, right, not justlike grain mustard. There's this one place
up here to Shoots that does achampagne like grain mustard. It's so fucking
(08:28):
good. Really, see I tookyou there. Yeah, I like the
grain mustard. But I also ama big fan of beer cheese. Like,
if you have a good beer cheese, it's phenomenal with a pretzel.
And there was a place that wouldbe done right that was fucking bomb.
But see, everybody buys the cannacho cheese and I can't stand that.
And it gets here's the thing,if it gets a film on top of
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it, like soup, Yeah youshouldn't because it's the thing is it looks
thick and then you dip it andit's like watery as hell. So I
like good mustard. That's like theperfect that's the perfect description of some latinas.
I meant, it looks thick.But once I did it, it's
like, you know, like that'slike assimilarly required girls. You know what
those are? No, when youtake their clothes off, and it's like
(09:13):
of all the legos fell off,like where'd your tits go? Or you
like you're wearing a bra that makesyou look big, You're you're wearing pants
to hold your ass up, likeyou're in the required girl had I slept
with the woman one time who losther fucking eyelashes on the pillow, and
I didn't, like, I didn'tunderstand what was happening, Like I just
(09:33):
didn't know that that they were fake, And so when she turned around,
I thought like she was crying.I'm like, are you okay? Because
you know her eyes were watering alittle bit, and I'm like, you're
you okay? And she's like,yeah, I just lost my eyelashes.
And I'm looking at her eyelashes andI'm like, you still have eyelashes,
Like what's going on? And she'slike no, and then she reaches down
to the pillow and she pulls themup, and I'm like, it's a
(09:54):
spider. These are the yes.And it turned out it turned out not
to be a spider. So yeah, I dated a girl with tattooed eyebrows.
Those are cool, kind of dependingon when your hair in the shape.
Why when you're so drunk, Iwas drug and I started rubbing.
(10:16):
I was dating this girl for months, right, did everything, And all
of a sudden, I look upand I go, oh, where the
fuck did your eyebrows go? Shegoes, They're right there. They're tattooed.
I'm like, oh, why doesshe have hair start them at all?
No, because she had full likeshe said, from here down.
Besides all that's just she had fullhaze laser hair removing. Oh, so
(10:37):
she had everything removed, so ballpusy, ball legs, ball arm,
everything, she had everything removed.But I was thinking, like, you've
essentially gotten rid of your eyebrows forever, like like that's like, I know,
the tattoo's never going away, butwouldn't you want them to grow in
eventually? Maybe? I think thatthere's a good compliment that you can have
with a tattoo, but it stillhas a little bit of the hair over
the tattoo, so that way justlooks like a fuller or darker you know,
(11:01):
yeah shade. Yeah, it's likeyeah, but it's definition. But
I don't want like the women whodraw their eyebrows on you get the Nike
checks. It just drives me nuts. Dude, absolutely drives me nuts.
Are there some things that men dothat you think women complain about? Like
obviously we're talking about you know,stuff and bras and eyelashes and stuff.
(11:24):
Are there things that men do thatyou think to strive women insane? As
far as someone, I guarantee youstock suffers exist, Yep, I guarantee
you. There are dudes that's stuffdown there which makes no sense because you're
eventually gonna take it off, rightif you're getting that far, and she's
gonna see disappointment. Right. Ithink guys that don't take care of the
certain hair on their body, likethe ample hair trimming or eyebrows, I
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think is a big one. Eyebrows, I think is the biggest, Like
if you're if you're not tweezing thatyou and a brow, unless you're like
you know or like Davis where it'sear hair. As I've gotten there,
there's a lot more ear hair goingon. See mind's the nosehirs like how
they dangle down those bother me.They the hell out of me. I
think. I think it's more justthat we're openly gross, Like we're cool
(12:11):
scratching our dick, picking between ourtoes, picking our nose like that's pretty
like look around, dudes will dothat common Like I think that bothers women
more that it's like we're like tryingto take care. It's like I gotta
get rid of this booger, butwe're like doing it like openly, like
I don't fuck with I don't dothis right now. Yeah, Like I
think that bothers women more. Ithink so the one thing that I see,
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and maybe it's because I'm a shortking, right kind of like Gnome.
I am taller than Nome, butI'm a short king, right.
I get ads for these like insertsinto your shoes that like gets you like
an extra two or three inches inheight, and it like, I don't
know that. I imagine like yourfoot kind of looks like a Barbie foot
once you're once you're walking in yourshoe. But I would imagine like if
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you take off your shoes and allof a sudden, you're three inches smaller
than you were with your shoes on, Like, there's gonna be questions that
are had, right yeah, likeyou're you know, she's just gonna be
like hey, like what the hell? And I realized that everybody's the same
size laying down, But there's adifference in that. Dude. I would
much rather be who I am,whether it be short, tall, fat,
(13:15):
skinny, little dick, big dick, whatever, much rather be who
I am and at least shield thefact that I might have a little dinghy
and all of a sudden it pullsout and you're like, oh, it's
a regular sized dingy and I'm likeyay, rather than being like, oh,
I've got the biggest dick in theworld and they're like, uh no,
you don't. I met your I'mme at your buddy Jake. I
slept with them ten years ago,Like this top the case, do you
(13:39):
I always have that fear that I'mgonna meet somebody they're gonna tell me.
It's not like I have a fearof my penis is not big. See
do you have? Do you havelike a fear of like something about yourself
that you like, Like I onething about myself. I imagine myself that
I look better in the mirror whenI do, like when I put it,
when I buy call, I'm like, ohna look, real goodness that
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I look at a side profile froma picture, I'm like, oh my
god, it's fucking gross. Yeah, I don't. I don't know.
I don't know that I have anythinglike that, due because I just try
to be real with whatever the caseis. So I don't know that's that.
I don't know that that's really anythingthat I'm gonna worry about. I
will tell you though, Like fascinatesme though, considering like you've got basketball
players like Shack right in his handis so fucking massive, it's so much
(14:26):
bigger than anybody's hand, and hisfeet are so fucking massive and engross.
But they got a regular dick,Like are we to believe that basketball players
have a regular dick? Like,yes, I don't, Yes, we
are. I don't think that that'sthe case. I do. I believe
in this world because dude, there'sguys that are like regular sides that have
(14:46):
monster dogs. That's true. Like, have you have you watched the interview
with the guy with the biggest dickon the planet. No, so this
guy got interviewed how sad his lifeis. He's like, nobody wants to
sex in mea mind. You lookat him, you're, yeah, dude
sort of looking Shrek. But twothen his penis sort of looks like Shrek.
Because I had to know. Ihad to know did they show did
(15:07):
they show pictures of him? Ifound it online somewhere. Jesus Christ.
It was massive. It was likeit was like a a pringles can with
your grandma's nylon sock wrapped around it. Hey, you know, my god,
it was so gross. But anyways, he was like, yo,
it's just too big that nobody walkedin. And I'm like going, damn,
(15:28):
dude, that's the kind of suck. So you've seen that with the
guy's like the biggest tongue and he'sgot that fat, big old tongue,
like his wife's got this big oldsmile. Like, okay, I could
see that, like that's a bigtime Like there's the chick on social media
and I'll have to send you thevideo as soon as I ever find it
again. She's got this really bigfucking mouth, like a huge fucking mouth,
(15:50):
and like that's the first time Isee it. It's like, God
damn, that's a big old mouth, right, Like she could fucking fit
two fists in that mouth. Andlike I look at that, and I'm
like, okay, but that,like what am I gonna do with that?
Exactly? I'm not gonna do anythingwith that, dude. I'm not
even fucking reached past the lips.So I just sit there and I'm just
like, yeah, some fresh inher breath fucking floss or fronts so but
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but like I I just don't,like, I don't understand that. And
I guess from what, like Shack'sgotta be kung dude, Like he's okay,
nine nine inches about that's hung tome? Bro, Like I'm not
nine is good? No, allright? But I mean it as though
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it's not like some monster, giganticgiganic. I'm not saying that he's got
like a sixteen incher Like I'm notsaying anything like that. But I would
venture to guess, I would ventureto guess that these basketball players are blast.
I mean, could you mention thatChriss you have micro penis? Yeah?
Remember that movie be Dazzled or wasit? Does that be Dazzled?
(16:52):
Or he wishes like was that whereElizabeth Hurley? Yeah, he wishes to
Like there's a scene where he becomesa probasketball player and he like wishes and
he keeps finding out he makes thewrong wishes and like he's in the locker
room and she's interviewing him. Helooks down. He's got a tiny micro
dick, but he's this giant basketballplayer and she's like, she's like,
you didn't ask for everything. Ohgod, Oh I love that scene,
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dude. See that's all I thoughtof what he said that It is like
Dirk Davitsky's like tiny wang right,well, and you're saying that because he's
white too, because like that thatwell, I'm saying it too because little
Dirk, like you can't say littleShack like it doesn't sound right, but
little Dirk sounds right right. Yeah, man, see a little Dirky,
yes, little Dirker, Yeah,the drkers, Yeah, little give her
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a little Dirk Dirkers or maybe maybehe just calls a dilly or something,
you know, just something like absolutelystupid. No, I hope, I
hope. All right, So likeI'm gonna ask you if you have this
next but I hope it's like aname like Adam. Like he's like it's
like like like you know, he'sDirk Davitsky. But then he's like,
oh, what do you name yourpenis? Jim, Like it's just like
a simple name, like do youhave a nickname for your penis? No,
(18:00):
not really. I I do findit funny with like how to lose
a guy in ten days though,he's like crawl the Princess whatever something,
yeah, the Warrior king or andand turn. Yeah, but she called
it Princess Sofia. Princess Sophia.That's what it is. Yeah, but
but no, I've never really namedit. But so for a long time
I worked in banking and one ofthe things that we would do is we
(18:21):
would have to actually go and hitthe asphalt and go meet businesses and like
network and do all this sort ofstuff. Well, at one of the
companies I worked for, they calledit business blitzing. So you go blitz
businesses, and that's just what theslang was. And I was dating somebody
who worked at a different location andI was telling her. I was like,
Hey, I'm going to go businessblitzing later. You know, I
(18:45):
know you're off today, Like,let's let me blitz your business. And
she's like, oh, yeah,you'll bring your blitzing over to my business.
So she was calling it blitzing fora while and that that was funny
because I had a girl who talkwould always say, we're gonna bake cookies
when she wanted to fox. Ohyeah, like you bake the best cookies
(19:06):
guy, and really Mebi and me, I was like, yeah, I
make really good chocolate chip. SoI showed up to her house and I
went, I went, I'm achef. That's so funny. I'm so
funny though. It's it's funny,dude, because I actually get calls from
people like that that know that Iknow you but don't know you personally.
(19:30):
So I'm gonna name drop him becausehe's a Patreon member. But so Mike
from from Happy or the Gray's Tavernpodcast, he uh, he's like his
chick's really that big. I'm like, yeah, like I've seen it,
like I wouldn't talk about it fordecades if it wasn't, And then I'd
sit here and go into the storylineabout how you wouldn't, how you like
legitimately refuse to use it for years, like you just did not want to
(19:56):
use it at all, and thenonce you found it and found out what
it did, like I couldn't stop. I was like that guy who owns
a really nice ferrari and his friendswanted to take it out all the time,
and he's like, Nope, I'mgonna be wrapped up in the garage
forever, you know, and Itake it for a joy ride or no.
I mean, I'm happy with whatI got. I think my wife's
happy with what I got. Youknow, I've had a lot of fun
(20:18):
with it. Yeah, it's definitelyopened up some d Do you feel like
you've had more all right over yourlifetime, like if you had to do
the map? Do you feel likeyou've had more fun with your penis on
your own or with other people,like if you had to track o'clock the
hours. That's a great question I'mgonna have to say myself because myself has
had it for over a lot moreyears. Well, you're single now,
(20:40):
so it's different right there. It'snot saying that when you're single you can't
be out hitting it up in thetown all the time. But there are
those like moments, right like dryspells, stuff like that, or oh
yeah, just not interested or notthat well. As I've gotten older,
my my, uh, you know, I just I don't care nearly as
much. But when I was whenI was twenty five, when I was
twenty three eight team, oh mygod, dude, I was fiending all
(21:03):
the time, and it had tocome from somewhere. And when I say
that, it doesn't doesn't mean itcame from anybody like Robert the Bear.
It just means that I, youknow, I have buddies, or I'd
go out to the club or youknow, you do whatever you do all
the things that you need to doto get it done. And now I
just you know, when it happens, it happens, and I'm totally fine
with that. It's just you justgo to the bathroom. Yeah yeah,
(21:25):
Well I supplement, you know,I use supplements right hand, left hand,
like horny goat weed that ship atseven to eleven, do you have
your body of that shit? No, no, I have have you have
you ever taken like a viagara orcialis or anything. Yeah, in Josh
Lacy remember him, huh. Hethought it'd be a funny prank for me
and him to take it in tenthgrade and we were at his family's house
(21:48):
for dinner at his grandpa and wehad to sit with pools in our lap
the whole time because we had thatowners that would not go away. It
sucks, that's amazing. I tookone. I had. I had a
girlfriend who was coming over, andlike we had planned that she was coming
over, like I was gonna bethings fy on the weekend whenever. Yeah,
and my buddy omp had a stash. He had like this little fucking
(22:08):
pill jar and shit. So heended up giving me a viagra. Oh
no, it was a sealis.It was that thirty six thirty six hour,
seventy two hours sialis whatever. Itwas so last the weekend and I'm
like, fuck, yes, let'slet me get that. Well then dude,
her like her kid got sick,like legitimately got sick, and like
all the weekend plans were done andI just barely grazed my penis. Dude,
(22:32):
and I had to fucking it likeit was harder than rock. I
remember I was making a peanut butterand jelly sandwich and I opened the drawer
of the wrong way and it likeit grazes against my dick and instantly,
dude, I had to go intothe bathroom jack off. Look like it
was a rough seventy two hours.Dude. It was rough because I already
had a huge sex drive anyway,and then compound it with that, like,
(22:52):
oh my god, I was chappedby the end of the weekend.
Dude, it was fun. Therewas not enough lotion in the world.
Yeah, yeah, I've had thechat from n I uh yeah, No,
I took a horny goat weed.I actually pumped chesses you did,
so I looked like the biggest degenerateI was at. This is when I
lived in Vegas and I had myradio show at the Travesty another Patreon,
(23:15):
remember shout Out. I went downto the seven eleven and I used to
buy penthouses all the time, right, I love our hustlers. I loved
buying hustler magazines. I don't knowwhy. I just it was a thing.
And yes I did read the articles, but I also liked Looking at
Beaver. Okay, I'm just gonnasay it. It was one of my
favorite reads in the bathroom. SoI went down. So one night I
went down. I bought two gatorades, horny goat weed, a red Line,
(23:37):
a Penthouse, and some Swisher sweetsand for a flave of flame was
next to me because remember I usedto run there all the time, and
he yelled out and he was like, oh yeah, somebody getting light flavor
flame. I'm thinking, no,dude, I'm going all below. I
drank this red Line, took thishorny goat weed. I think I was
gonna have a heart attack. Dude. I was like sweating so bad and
I had the biggest like all night. It was horrible. It was like
(24:00):
I was just laying in bed,look like there was a tenth in my
bed. I just laid there likeI just looked like miserable. Dude.
It was horrible. Don't take thatshit. I don't know what's yeah,
but it's it's half sawdust and halfcocaine or something. It's it's something.
Yeah. I've I've seen people takethat, Like I I haven't looked at
their dick afterward, but I've heardsome experiences. I don't know, man,
like I like speaking of supplements,like I just don't I I don't
(24:25):
know. I just don't think thatthere's a thing. I will tell you
though, Like I love the stigma'sgone like around ED though, like just
to have a serious conversation about it, because when we were growing up like
ED, you'd get made fun offort even if you didn't even have EED,
right, And now it's like you'vegot hymns and you've got whatever these
other ones that are on that areon social media and they're they've got celebrities
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talking out about it and like goodfor them, man, Like, if
you have some ED, just fuckingdo your thing. Yeah, okay,
I understand that. But the problemI have with the B word is this
one. How many thirty six yearold or like are using viagra do Like
they make it seem like this isan epidemic, like because I get a
boner all the time. Like ifI I'll tell you, just like you,
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if I go and rub a jarof peanut butter against my cross,
right, I'm hardly gonna be somehard all night, Like it's not hard,
And I mean to understand, I'mnot like making fun of anybody.
I'm sorry if that's your problem.But the one I hate the most from
HIMS is the I last five timeslonger. Now, what woman is sitting
around begging for you to laugh?Like? How how fast are some of
these people in King? Dude?I don't I don't like, I don't
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understand the two pump chumps, LikeI've never been a two pump chump,
you know what I mean? Right? And if people are like that,
get it addressed, Like there's there'sno shame in getting it addressed. Go
to hyms, yes, but there'sbut there's there. Yeah, I just
I don't understand. And then there'sthe hair loss people too, Like I
feel like they're just trying to kindof do wrap this all up over the
counter kind of thing, even thoughit's a prescription. But but yeah,
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man, I mean, I don'tknow. Did you ever get a water
from Sal? I'm still waiting here. No, I'm gonna go because he's
taken forever and I'm getting born.Well, fuck you, Sal, We'll
see you next one.
H h hey, Sal b wordhere again. Yeah, we really enjoyed
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having you already here. God damnit, Jacob'm talking with Sal was hiding.
I was Jesus, you know.I love these barstools because they spin,
and I was spun around on surprise. You turn the barstool upside down
and actually sit on the seat.This time you're using the legs and feels
good when it spins. Do youlike, do you do all right?
(00:59):
Sex toy for men? Yeah?You ever tried one? I have?
I have. So it was theI don't know what it was called specifically,
but it's this you remember ghak likeback in the day, like the
Nickelodeon ghack, like the putt.It was like, yeah, it was
like that, but it was astroker and it was all ribbed on the
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inside and stuff. And then Ithink, I don't think that you're supposed
to finish in it, but Idid, and so I threw it away.
Which color was it? It waslike a skin color. It was
like a record. See I wouldwant it neon. Well, I mean,
that's all fine and dandy, butbut I think it was neon by
the time I was done with it, because literally I don't think that you
were supposed to like finish it oryou're supposed to clean it a certain way.
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And I wasn't about that. Iwas just like, well that was
fun. How do you Yeah,how do you clean like male sex toys
like that just seems like a grossproject. Yeah, you know what's you
know what's becoming more and more prevalent. I know that it's I don't think
it's something that you've done. Iknow it's something that I wouldn't do.
Is the the butt plugs, thebutt plug with the ring on the wiener.
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We put the ring on the wiener. You haven't seen those, so
it's like yeah, and then ithas like a tentacle that goes around and
it goes in your butt and Iguess it all vibrates. Oh yeah.
I saw my porn stash was postingsomething about it, and I was like,
oh, and I chch because theyalways post weird like toys. Yeah,
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And I was just like, Idon't, like, I've never needed
to put something like I had agirl one time put a candy like you
remember those candy necklaces. Yeah,yeah, she bought one for my cockring
one and then tried to eat itoff me and it was the most awkward
moment like ever I have. SoI've used a cock cringe before. I
didn't really notice anything with the cockrane. I think my dick is probably too
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small. But one of the thingsthat I'll tell you about the whole,
the whole like food and like thepenis thing. I had a friend that
did that did fruit by the foot. Now I'll bet you he didn't use
the entire fruit by the foot.But the problem was he was getting a
he was getting a blow job withfruit by the foot by this girl who's
oh so he wrapped it on hisdick and yes, and she was she
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was using it as a as aas a taste test drug. I guess
the problem was is he wasn't shaved, and so as she continues to go
down, it starts to and itlike ended up in his pubic hair,
and yeah, just like ruined thenight. And then of course as they
try to have sex, she sheprobably didn't have She probably wasn't shaved.
He wasn't shaved, So you know, now you're like exchanging the remnants of
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this fruit by the foot and you'relike fruit by the half inch or whatever.
It is, and it's just thismelted, melted, fucking bullshit thing
that just sounds like a terrible time, you know. Yeah, fruit by
the what was it like a walkinggod? Yeah? Was it? No?
Because like I hate pink starbursts,right, yeah, but one thing
they're good for is putting him inyour mouth while you're eating busy. Yeah,
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it's a great taste, great flavor. Not that I don't like pussy
on ton, but it's a greatflavor. Big fan of that. I
don't I'm not own mind a littlebit of the food down, you know
and doing that. But uh yeah, the toys, I don't know.
I haven't tried. I've never reallydone a lot of mental I've never done
a pocket pussy. I've just neverfelt the urge to buy that. I
already have a hand, right,I mean I have friends that have and
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they're like they're really good, andI'm like cool, so are women?
Yeah? Yeah, Like I seethose superstroker like five thousands that like spin
and pull and suck and do that. I'm scared, man, because here's
the thing, Like it'll ruin me. Yes, because I feel like and
maybe I'm maybe I'm wrong, andand if any women are listening to this,
(04:40):
send us a message because I wantto know. But I feel like
when women use a vibrator, likethere are things that men cannot do right,
and we cannot vibrate in that fashion, and so when we do that,
I feel like it desensitizes them fromus. Like, and I'm not
trying to say that a woman andcan't feel good and do things that make
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them feel good in that sense.I just I just know that I can't
compete with a vibrant Now. Separately, though, if I find the super
stroker like suck me off four thousanddoc docks out of a bitch and I
stick my dick in it, Like, am I ever gonna not like pussy
again? Because I feel like themore I introduce there, the less I'm
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going to enjoy later on. Andthat's a fear that I have. Well,
yeah, because you're introducing something thatis not achievable. It's sort of
like guys that get addicted to porn. The reason they can't get off is
because they start watching weird shit thata focus probably are gonna happen right,
like they say, and like youhave to keep upping the level. But
it's the same thing like I totallyagree with you on the women empowerment thing.
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It's like, I'm not saying thatyou can't have those and do that.
There is that fear in men's minds. And it's not that we're insecure
because I'm proud of what I have. I know what I'm doing with it.
But it's one of those things like, Okay, am I gonna be
able to because I'll never as youjust said, vibrating that way, right.
Yeah, But it's also the samething like if I because the other
thing is and I'm interested in this, like so if you're anybody married out
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there or dating or whatever, ifyour girl has one, can your guy
have fun? Because that's the thing. I think there's that also that double
standard the other way, like theycan have a vibrary with dildo, right,
but can you have a pop person? See, I think that if
you're gonna introduce toys in the bedroom, which I think is just a phenomenal
thing, right, I'm all aboutthat life, Like, if you're gonna
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bring a toy, I want tobe a part of it, like that
that's kind of my thing. Idon't I'm not the type of person that
wants a toy in return. Butif you tell me that I can't have
one, then I'm gonna ask youwhy, Like it just doesn't make sense
to me. Yeah, because it'snot fair in the sense. It's like
just why I will say this.The one I did try was called a
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wee vibe. Okay. One ofmy act is like it's it's one that
it goes in them and it vibratesfor both of you want to do it
because it stays in home. Sothat was interesting insert the insert Yeah,
it like sits outside it like cops, like a sea. There's pop sandon
in you see. But the problemis, though, it's like, I
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don't know, women have two sensoryareas. I guess men you too,
but women have two sensory areas.Yeah, and for a guy, if
you're vibrating my fucking shaft, itdoes absolutely zero for me nothing, And
I don't I don't understand that part. Now, if there's some sort of
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sensory something or another where you're gettingmy underdick, you know, and you're
just like pounding that ship. Yeah, yeah, and and the particular five
thousand no no, no, notthe taint the underdick, the fucking whets
noulum, the friendlum stimulate my friendulum. Then I'm all about that. The
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Yeah, that's like when I touchedyou. What was the thing called in
the back of your throat and nowI can't remember the name of it?
The uvula? Yeah, yeah,the little box and bag. What's so?
I was looking sal you need moresnacksy? But what's the best snack
at a bar? Viewerd? Idon't trust the peanuts. I would say
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pretzels though, Like I like pretzels. I like a big, giant,
real pretzel. Like, I don'twant many pretzels. I don't want shitty
little pretzels. What do you didyour pretzels? Pretzel mustard? The good
mustard though, right, not justlike grain mustard. There's this one place
up here to Shoots that does achampagne like grain mustard. It's so fucking
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good. Really, see I tookyou there. Yeah, I like the
grain mustard. But I also ama big fan of beer cheese. Like,
if you have a good beer cheese, it's phenomenal with a pretzel.
And there was a place that wouldbe done right that was fucking bomb.
But see, everybody buys the cannacho cheese and I can't stand that.
And it gets here's the thing,if it gets a film on top of
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it, like soup, Yeah youshouldn't because it's the thing is it looks
thick and then you dip it andit's like watery as hell. So I
like good mustard. That's like theperfect that's the perfect description of some latinas.
I meant, it looks thick.But once I did it, it's
like, you know, like that'slike assimilarly required girls. You know what
those are? No, when youtake their clothes off, and it's like
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of all the legos fell off,like where'd your tits go? Or you
like you're wearing a bra that makesyou look big, You're you're wearing pants
to hold your ass up, likeyou're in the required girl had I slept
with the woman one time who losther fucking eyelashes on the pillow, and
I didn't, like, I didn'tunderstand what was happening, Like I just
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didn't know that that they were fake, And so when she turned around,
I thought like she was crying.I'm like, are you okay? Because
you know her eyes were watering alittle bit, and I'm like, you're
you okay? And she's like,yeah, I just lost my eyelashes.
And I'm looking at her eyelashes andI'm like, you still have eyelashes,
Like what's going on? And she'slike no, and then she reaches down
to the pillow and she pulls themup, and I'm like, it's a
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spider. These are the yes.And it turned out it turned out not
to be a spider. So yeah, I dated a girl with tattooed eyebrows.
Those are cool, kind of dependingon when your hair in the shape.
Why when you're so drunk, Iwas drug and I started rubbing.
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I was dating this girl for months, right, did everything, And all
of a sudden, I look upand I go, oh, where the
fuck did your eyebrows go? Shegoes, They're right there. They're tattooed.
I'm like, oh, why doesshe have hair start them at all?
No, because she had full likeshe said, from here down.
Besides all that's just she had fullhaze laser hair removing. Oh, so
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she had everything removed, so ballpusy, ball legs, ball arm,
everything, she had everything removed.But I was thinking, like, you've
essentially gotten rid of your eyebrows forever, like like that's like, I know,
the tattoo's never going away, butwouldn't you want them to grow in
eventually? Maybe? I think thatthere's a good compliment that you can have
with a tattoo, but it stillhas a little bit of the hair over
the tattoo, so that way justlooks like a fuller or darker you know,
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yeah shade. Yeah, it's likeyeah, but it's definition. But
I don't want like the women whodraw their eyebrows on you get the Nike
checks. It just drives me nuts. Dude, absolutely drives me nuts.
Are there some things that men dothat you think women complain about? Like
obviously we're talking about you know,stuff and bras and eyelashes and stuff.
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Are there things that men do thatyou think to strive women insane? As
far as someone, I guarantee youstock suffers exist, Yep, I guarantee
you. There are dudes that's stuffdown there which makes no sense because you're
eventually gonna take it off, rightif you're getting that far, and she's
gonna see disappointment. Right. Ithink guys that don't take care of the
certain hair on their body, likethe ample hair trimming or eyebrows, I
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think is a big one. Eyebrows, I think is the biggest, Like
if you're if you're not tweezing thatyou and a brow, unless you're like
you know or like Davis where it'sear hair. As I've gotten there,
there's a lot more ear hair goingon. See mind's the nosehirs like how
they dangle down those bother me.They the hell out of me. I
think. I think it's more justthat we're openly gross, Like we're cool
(12:11):
scratching our dick, picking between ourtoes, picking our nose like that's pretty
like look around, dudes will dothat common Like I think that bothers women
more that it's like we're like tryingto take care. It's like I gotta
get rid of this booger, butwe're like doing it like openly, like
I don't fuck with I don't dothis right now. Yeah, Like I
think that bothers women more. Ithink so the one thing that I see,
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and maybe it's because I'm a shortking, right kind of like Gnome.
I am taller than Nome, butI'm a short king, right.
I get ads for these like insertsinto your shoes that like gets you like
an extra two or three inches inheight, and it like, I don't
know that. I imagine like yourfoot kind of looks like a Barbie foot
once you're once you're walking in yourshoe. But I would imagine like if
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you take off your shoes and allof a sudden, you're three inches smaller
than you were with your shoes on, Like, there's gonna be questions that
are had, right yeah, likeyou're you know, she's just gonna be
like hey, like what the hell? And I realized that everybody's the same
size laying down, But there's adifference in that. Dude. I would
much rather be who I am,whether it be short, tall, fat,
(13:15):
skinny, little dick, big dick, whatever, much rather be who
I am and at least shield thefact that I might have a little dinghy
and all of a sudden it pullsout and you're like, oh, it's
a regular sized dingy and I'm likeyay, rather than being like, oh,
I've got the biggest dick in theworld and they're like, uh no,
you don't. I met your I'mme at your buddy Jake. I
slept with them ten years ago,Like this top the case, do you
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I always have that fear that I'mgonna meet somebody they're gonna tell me.
It's not like I have a fearof my penis is not big. See
do you have? Do you havelike a fear of like something about yourself
that you like, Like I onething about myself. I imagine myself that
I look better in the mirror whenI do, like when I put it,
when I buy call, I'm like, ohna look, real goodness that
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I look at a side profile froma picture, I'm like, oh my
god, it's fucking gross. Yeah, I don't. I don't know.
I don't know that I have anythinglike that, due because I just try
to be real with whatever the caseis. So I don't know that's that.
I don't know that that's really anythingthat I'm gonna worry about. I
will tell you though, Like fascinatesme though, considering like you've got basketball
players like Shack right in his handis so fucking massive, it's so much
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bigger than anybody's hand, and hisfeet are so fucking massive and engross.
But they got a regular dick,Like are we to believe that basketball players
have a regular dick? Like,yes, I don't, Yes, we
are. I don't think that that'sthe case. I do. I believe
in this world because dude, there'sguys that are like regular sides that have
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monster dogs. That's true. Like, have you have you watched the interview
with the guy with the biggest dickon the planet. No, so this
guy got interviewed how sad his lifeis. He's like, nobody wants to
sex in mea mind. You lookat him, you're, yeah, dude
sort of looking Shrek. But twothen his penis sort of looks like Shrek.
Because I had to know. Ihad to know did they show did
(15:07):
they show pictures of him? Ifound it online somewhere. Jesus Christ.
It was massive. It was likeit was like a a pringles can with
your grandma's nylon sock wrapped around it. Hey, you know, my god,
it was so gross. But anyways, he was like, yo,
it's just too big that nobody walkedin. And I'm like going, damn,
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dude, that's the kind of suck. So you've seen that with the
guy's like the biggest tongue and he'sgot that fat, big old tongue,
like his wife's got this big oldsmile. Like, okay, I could
see that, like that's a bigtime Like there's the chick on social media
and I'll have to send you thevideo as soon as I ever find it
again. She's got this really bigfucking mouth, like a huge fucking mouth,
(15:50):
and like that's the first time Isee it. It's like, God
damn, that's a big old mouth, right, Like she could fucking fit
two fists in that mouth. Andlike I look at that, and I'm
like, okay, but that,like what am I gonna do with that?
Exactly? I'm not gonna do anythingwith that, dude. I'm not
even fucking reached past the lips.So I just sit there and I'm just
like, yeah, some fresh inher breath fucking floss or fronts so but
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but like I I just don't,like, I don't understand that. And
I guess from what, like Shack'sgotta be kung dude, Like he's okay,
nine nine inches about that's hung tome? Bro, Like I'm not
nine is good? No, allright? But I mean it as though
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it's not like some monster, giganticgiganic. I'm not saying that he's got
like a sixteen incher Like I'm notsaying anything like that. But I would
venture to guess, I would ventureto guess that these basketball players are blast.
I mean, could you mention thatChriss you have micro penis? Yeah?
Remember that movie be Dazzled or wasit? Does that be Dazzled?
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Or he wishes like was that whereElizabeth Hurley? Yeah, he wishes to
Like there's a scene where he becomesa probasketball player and he like wishes and
he keeps finding out he makes thewrong wishes and like he's in the locker
room and she's interviewing him. Helooks down. He's got a tiny micro
dick, but he's this giant basketballplayer and she's like, she's like,
you didn't ask for everything. Ohgod, Oh I love that scene,
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dude. See that's all I thoughtof what he said that It is like
Dirk Davitsky's like tiny wang right,well, and you're saying that because he's
white too, because like that thatwell, I'm saying it too because little
Dirk, like you can't say littleShack like it doesn't sound right, but
little Dirk sounds right right. Yeah, man, see a little Dirky,
yes, little Dirker, Yeah,the drkers, Yeah, little give her
(17:37):
a little Dirk Dirkers or maybe maybehe just calls a dilly or something,
you know, just something like absolutelystupid. No, I hope, I
hope. All right, So likeI'm gonna ask you if you have this
next but I hope it's like aname like Adam. Like he's like it's
like like like you know, he'sDirk Davitsky. But then he's like,
oh, what do you name yourpenis? Jim, Like it's just like
a simple name, like do youhave a nickname for your penis? No,
(18:00):
not really. I I do findit funny with like how to lose
a guy in ten days though,he's like crawl the Princess whatever something,
yeah, the Warrior king or andand turn. Yeah, but she called
it Princess Sofia. Princess Sophia.That's what it is. Yeah, but
but no, I've never really namedit. But so for a long time
I worked in banking and one ofthe things that we would do is we
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would have to actually go and hitthe asphalt and go meet businesses and like
network and do all this sort ofstuff. Well, at one of the
companies I worked for, they calledit business blitzing. So you go blitz
businesses, and that's just what theslang was. And I was dating somebody
who worked at a different location andI was telling her. I was like,
Hey, I'm going to go businessblitzing later. You know, I
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know you're off today, Like,let's let me blitz your business. And
she's like, oh, yeah,you'll bring your blitzing over to my business.
So she was calling it blitzing fora while and that that was funny
because I had a girl who talkwould always say, we're gonna bake cookies
when she wanted to fox. Ohyeah, like you bake the best cookies
(19:06):
guy, and really Mebi and me, I was like, yeah, I
make really good chocolate chip. SoI showed up to her house and I
went, I went, I'm achef. That's so funny. I'm so
funny though. It's it's funny,dude, because I actually get calls from
people like that that know that Iknow you but don't know you personally.
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So I'm gonna name drop him becausehe's a Patreon member. But so Mike
from from Happy or the Gray's Tavernpodcast, he uh, he's like his
chick's really that big. I'm like, yeah, like I've seen it,
like I wouldn't talk about it fordecades if it wasn't, And then I'd
sit here and go into the storylineabout how you wouldn't, how you like
legitimately refuse to use it for years, like you just did not want to
(19:56):
use it at all, and thenonce you found it and found out what
it did, like I couldn't stop. I was like that guy who owns
a really nice ferrari and his friendswanted to take it out all the time,
and he's like, Nope, I'mgonna be wrapped up in the garage
forever, you know, and Itake it for a joy ride or no.
I mean, I'm happy with whatI got. I think my wife's
happy with what I got. Youknow, I've had a lot of fun
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with it. Yeah, it's definitelyopened up some d Do you feel like
you've had more all right over yourlifetime, like if you had to do
the map? Do you feel likeyou've had more fun with your penis on
your own or with other people,like if you had to track o'clock the
hours. That's a great question I'mgonna have to say myself because myself has
had it for over a lot moreyears. Well, you're single now,
(20:40):
so it's different right there. It'snot saying that when you're single you can't
be out hitting it up in thetown all the time. But there are
those like moments, right like dryspells, stuff like that, or oh
yeah, just not interested or notthat well. As I've gotten older,
my my, uh, you know, I just I don't care nearly as
much. But when I was whenI was twenty five, when I was
twenty three eight team, oh mygod, dude, I was fiending all
(21:03):
the time, and it had tocome from somewhere. And when I say
that, it doesn't doesn't mean itcame from anybody like Robert the Bear.
It just means that I, youknow, I have buddies, or I'd
go out to the club or youknow, you do whatever you do all
the things that you need to doto get it done. And now I
just you know, when it happens, it happens, and I'm totally fine
with that. It's just you justgo to the bathroom. Yeah yeah,
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Well I supplement, you know,I use supplements right hand, left hand,
like horny goat weed that ship atseven to eleven, do you have
your body of that shit? No, no, I have have you have
you ever taken like a viagara orcialis or anything. Yeah, in Josh
Lacy remember him, huh. Hethought it'd be a funny prank for me
and him to take it in tenthgrade and we were at his family's house
(21:48):
for dinner at his grandpa and wehad to sit with pools in our lap
the whole time because we had thatowners that would not go away. It
sucks, that's amazing. I tookone. I had. I had a
girlfriend who was coming over, andlike we had planned that she was coming
over, like I was gonna bethings fy on the weekend whenever. Yeah,
and my buddy omp had a stash. He had like this little fucking
(22:08):
pill jar and shit. So heended up giving me a viagra. Oh
no, it was a sealis.It was that thirty six thirty six hour,
seventy two hours sialis whatever. Itwas so last the weekend and I'm
like, fuck, yes, let'slet me get that. Well then dude,
her like her kid got sick,like legitimately got sick, and like
all the weekend plans were done andI just barely grazed my penis. Dude,
(22:32):
and I had to fucking it likeit was harder than rock. I
remember I was making a peanut butterand jelly sandwich and I opened the drawer
of the wrong way and it likeit grazes against my dick and instantly,
dude, I had to go intothe bathroom jack off. Look like it
was a rough seventy two hours.Dude. It was rough because I already
had a huge sex drive anyway,and then compound it with that, like,
(22:52):
oh my god, I was chappedby the end of the weekend.
Dude, it was fun. Therewas not enough lotion in the world.
Yeah, yeah, I've had thechat from n I uh yeah, No,
I took a horny goat weed.I actually pumped chesses you did,
so I looked like the biggest degenerateI was at. This is when I
lived in Vegas and I had myradio show at the Travesty another Patreon,
(23:15):
remember shout Out. I went downto the seven eleven and I used to
buy penthouses all the time, right, I love our hustlers. I loved
buying hustler magazines. I don't knowwhy. I just it was a thing.
And yes I did read the articles, but I also liked Looking at
Beaver. Okay, I'm just gonnasay it. It was one of my
favorite reads in the bathroom. SoI went down. So one night I
went down. I bought two gatorades, horny goat weed, a red Line,
(23:37):
a Penthouse, and some Swisher sweetsand for a flave of flame was
next to me because remember I usedto run there all the time, and
he yelled out and he was like, oh yeah, somebody getting light flavor
flame. I'm thinking, no,dude, I'm going all below. I
drank this red Line, took thishorny goat weed. I think I was
gonna have a heart attack. Dude. I was like sweating so bad and
I had the biggest like all night. It was horrible. It was like
(24:00):
I was just laying in bed,look like there was a tenth in my
bed. I just laid there likeI just looked like miserable. Dude.
It was horrible. Don't take thatshit. I don't know what's yeah,
but it's it's half sawdust and halfcocaine or something. It's it's something.
Yeah. I've I've seen people takethat, Like I I haven't looked at
their dick afterward, but I've heardsome experiences. I don't know, man,
like I like speaking of supplements,like I just don't I I don't
(24:25):
know. I just don't think thatthere's a thing. I will tell you
though, Like I love the stigma'sgone like around ED though, like just
to have a serious conversation about it, because when we were growing up like
ED, you'd get made fun offort even if you didn't even have EED,
right, And now it's like you'vegot hymns and you've got whatever these
other ones that are on that areon social media and they're they've got celebrities
(24:45):
talking out about it and like goodfor them, man, Like, if
you have some ED, just fuckingdo your thing. Yeah, okay,
I understand that. But the problemI have with the B word is this
one. How many thirty six yearold or like are using viagra do Like
they make it seem like this isan epidemic, like because I get a
boner all the time. Like ifI I'll tell you, just like you,
(25:06):
if I go and rub a jarof peanut butter against my cross,
right, I'm hardly gonna be somehard all night, Like it's not hard,
And I mean to understand, I'mnot like making fun of anybody.
I'm sorry if that's your problem.But the one I hate the most from
HIMS is the I last five timeslonger. Now, what woman is sitting
around begging for you to laugh?Like? How how fast are some of
these people in King? Dude?I don't I don't like, I don't
(25:27):
understand the two pump chumps, LikeI've never been a two pump chump,
you know what I mean? Right? And if people are like that,
get it addressed, Like there's there'sno shame in getting it addressed. Go
to hyms, yes, but there'sbut there's there. Yeah, I just
I don't understand. And then there'sthe hair loss people too, Like I
feel like they're just trying to kindof do wrap this all up over the
counter kind of thing, even thoughit's a prescription. But but yeah,
(25:51):
man, I mean, I don'tknow. Did you ever get a water
from Sal? I'm still waiting here. No, I'm gonna go because he's
taken forever and I'm getting born.Well, fuck you, Sal, We'll
see you next one.
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