April 17, 2024 • 42 mins
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"Hippo Happy Hour," was set on the premise of two buddies bantering at the local watering hole, Sal's Tavern. “The Stain Remover,” wass a satirical parody of two guys working at a radio station. B-Word and Jake host K-SALT’s flagship program, "The Stain Remover."
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Now that the podcast is done, we wanted to share our Patreon episodes with our audience.
"Hippo Happy Hour," was set on the premise of two buddies bantering at the local watering hole, Sal's Tavern. “The Stain Remover,” wass a satirical parody of two guys working at a radio station. B-Word and Jake host K-SALT’s flagship program, "The Stain Remover."
Bleach Bros Podcast is a B-Word Media Group podcast. B-Word Media Group is a collection of Spreaker Prime podcasts. For more information:
https://try.spreaker.com/prime-program/
For more B-Word Media Group podcasts, check out The Hateful Gnome's Music Hut, Two Guys In A Dart, Raunchy Regret Podcast, and Unfiltered Discussions.
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You're listening to. What am Ilistening to? The stain remover. It's
not a stand, it's a racingstrike on Salty Hippo Radio CA B word
and here, welcome into the standRiver. This is B Word from K
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Salt Radio here at the K Saltstudios. I'm here with you rat,
and I am here with Jake thefucking hater. How are you, my
man? I'm good. Fuck JanieJanis is here. I'm really trying to
fight, dude. You like,for real, dude, dude, there
are things that that mouth looks likeit can do that I'm just very interested
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in. But you're a mouth holeguy more than anything else. Whole.
I prefer a puss hole over amouth hole. But I mean I'll take
what I can get. Rank theholes, rank the holes, puss mouth,
nostrils, back of the knee,butthole I would go armpit over back
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of knee. I okay? Orunder boob? Oh? What part of
the titty do you like the bank? I like the under boob, I
don't like the chest. I wellsee, I love looking at side boob
soubies, soubies soubies, I like, I like looking at under boobs but
the problem is is I also likereally natural women, so usually that's a
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longer shirt. It's hard to tittyfuck a fake boob. No, yeah,
unless you're pushing them together. It'sjust not meant to be that way.
Unless they're years old, that's true. I don't know. I just
have them do the weird face orthey're doing the you know, they're trying
to make themselves have fortunes, rightand just the mouth open and aim I
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was listening to uh to this podcastthat we we we have called the Hateful
Nomes Music Hut And there's something thatthat came out and that we're going to
preview on the Stain Remover. Ifyou could take Lindsay Lohan's boobs and you
can match them with Hillary Duff's ass, do you have a better body?
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Is there a way that you cancreate a better body that seems got better
bodies? But that that is thatis that is the Disney dream boat body.
I think it is the Yeah,that's the Disney dream boat like because
then you have the nineties dream boatbody, which would be Tapanga's ass,
Kelly Kapowski's face, pop half andface, I'd say face. But then
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we get Jennifer Lopez or Jennifer loveyou. It's boobs. That's the nineties.
Yeah, yeah, so you goKelly Left to Pega. It would
be like the greatest name. Andthen then and then and then for Halloween
is the Pink Ranger outfit. Ohfucking a right, dude, fucking a
right, dude, you just camein your pants. I'm still wet.
I'm fucking moist right now. Sowe have a we have a good show
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on the docket today. We havean interview where we're interviewing an autistic mail.
I know that I know that much, not quite too sure. I
believe so, I believe so.I think he's but you know he likes
electricity. So we're gonna go withthat. And uh we We've also got
your your over the line segment thatI think that you're pretty interested in.
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And then we've also got my dischargeof the month and we're gonna do the
damn thing. Dude, So whatdo you think you ready to go take
a break? I have no choice. I am under contract, so I
am here and fuck channels. Goddamn it, B word, well you
or Jake Ever announced the fuck time? Wait? What what? Fuck what's
the time. I don't know,look at me, stop, I stop.
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I don't do No, I don'tI'm the talent. I don't have
to do anything. That's your job. The time shop be where time is
four thirty seven and the weather issuck my ass and we'll be right back.
Want to ice cream shop? Whatit's all started? Taking me back
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to the ice cream shop? Whatsall started? And no one is taking
me back to the ice cream shop? Thoughts started? Yeah, and no
one is taking me back to thatice cream shop? What I'm getting faster
at answering the phone? Hi,Jak baby, Hi. The studio manager
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over here is saying that you nowhave a time limit on your poops?
Do they tell me the time andthe temperature while I'm in here? Do
they? Are you gonna tell himthe time? And no? They know
they know. I try to shipby dick. How you hate a boat?
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They got? Welcome back to thestand Rover as usual. Jake is
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not here in the in the studiowith me. I'm not sure if he
fell into the toilet. I'm notsure if he's worried about being fired,
because uh, he's probably not gonnabe fired. Let's be honest. Who
else wants to work here? Nobodywants to work here. But I am
here with with mister autism him.I'm sorry that it's the wrong note.
I am here with Elon musk Elon. How you doing today? What is
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it? I'm doing well? Howare you? I'm doing well. I'm
doing well. I kind of wishthat my co host was here, Uh
so he can ask you some questions. But with that, talk to me
a little bit about your cowork oryour your employees at Tesla. How do
your employees like working for you?I mean, with artificial intelligence, we
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are summoning the demon. All right? Where the fuck is this autistic fuck?
Oh? Hi, he's a billionaire. Oh my god, he's a
savior of Twitter, my favorite human, my favorite robot man? Oh my
god? How did you find us? I created? I write the sex
Robert. She told me about herto deal with her. Can you tell
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me what the difference is like asidefrom you know, you not being a
robot, you're just autistic, dude, and then you know Zuckerberg being a
robot. Can you tell me whatare some significant difference between you two?
So Qubuk can go fuck himself whenyou look deep into my eyes, can
you tell how intelligent I am?You have an absence of intelligence? There
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is nothing there. Yeah, Ifigured that that was an odd question too,
Elon. So talk to me alittle bit about Twitter. How's your
experience been since you let that sinkin? Oh haaa, b word,
what a nice joke I'm making allof the people who are puss spine.
They're back when one tweet at atime, big Papa musk. I feel
that ever since I fucked our lastguest, the AI avery robot, because
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I could not help myself and mydata was inputed into her. Did the
algorithm break? And that's how youfound me. Well, I don't think
we have to worry about autonomous carsbecause that's sort of like a narrow form
of AI, and it's that's somethingthat I think is very difficult. Actually,
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I think the to autonomous driving todegree that's much safer than a person
is much easier than people think.Elon, I understand that you are supporting
Ron DeSantis for president right now?Can you kind of talk with me why
you feel like he's the best candidate. I'm supporting Descantis because Trump can suck
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my dick and so confting, Elon, would you fuck an alien? Yeah?
Elon, you're you are a verysuccessful individual and you are obviously worth
quite a bit of money and ownsome businesses. What sort of advice would
you give to the everyman on howthey can achieve your greatness? Easy?
Hey, pal, spacexquitcoin? Howbig is your dick? I'm supporting a
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ten inch colock. Is it plugin like a USB port? Or is
it like is it one of thoseones where it's not compatible with every outlet?
Yeah? If you had advice forJoe Biden, what would that advice
be? Right? Not to shareto yourself? Do you want to ban
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anybody on Twitter? Right now?I think if I had to ban anyone
on Twitter, it would be done. Last question, Big Papa Musk,
what do you think of our show? Why do people purchase success to the
show? This this time? WhyI said that you will never get back
the autism speaks. Autism speaks likethe little jigsawfles that They're like, yeah,
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good good. I like this.This is the happiest I've ever been
during an interview. Beword, I'ma big Big Papa Musk fan, as
you know, I don't know aTesla. I would buy the Tesla truck
because big Papa Musk. I don'tknow if you know this before you leave,
but Rosie o'donald is the Tesla truckof one night stands. I have
patented that quote forever, just likeyou actually make money on your patents.
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But I like this one B word. This was fun. It was kind
of robotic, but I think itwas good. I think it was good.
Well with that big Papa Musk,you have a good one and we'll
be right back now. I'm theking of the swingers. Who the jungle
baby. I wished the top andhad to stop, and that's what's bothering
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me. I want to be aman man cup and stroll right into town
and he just like the other men, I'm tired, I'm all going a
round or I want to be likeyou. I want to walk like you,
talk like you too. You seeit true? Shoot and they like
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me Sho doobi can to be cuteman to welcome back to the standing River.
The time is eleven forty seven pm. I don't know if that clock
is right. It looks like it'sfour degrees celsius. I don't know how
to read Celsius either Jake Jannis introduceda game here, and I'm kind of
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curious about this game because you havethe rules to it, and I don't
really understand why she just doesn't handit to me. So what do we
got? Yeah, we have touh well, just just like the robot
man himself of AI just left,we have to come up like she liked
our conversation earlier about nineties chicks andbodies and boobs and nips and stuff.
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So we have to come up withthe best AI generated woman if we if
we put together all the parts.So like I guess we're doing like feet,
hands, face, I don't know, but we're building the perfect woman
based on crushes and things we like. Okay, I think we can do
that. So my question would be, do you want to start from the
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ground up or do you want toare we building? Are we building her
together or is it our own separatewoman? Janice? Do you have an
answer for that? She's nodding,and she says that we can do it
separately. All right, separate you. All right, let's do ground up.
So feet, who's feet? Feet? You know whose feet? I'm
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gonna go with and and and onlybecause it was that once upon a Time
in America thing, Margot Robbie's feet. I think Margot Robbie's feet, and
once upon a time. It wasn'tOnce upon the the the film that she
was in, No, well,yeah she was in that, but the
the Tarantino film, Once upon atime, Once upon a time in Hollywood,
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Once upon a time in Hollywood.She took her feet off and put
him on the on the on thetop of the seat at the theater.
And apparently, if if Tarantino letsher feet, then Tarantino lets feet,
and he's a feet guy, sohe agrees with it. So I'm gonna
say, Margot Robbie's feet, Who'swho's the woman who got her toe cut
off in The Big Lebowski the wifethe whole reason? Yeah, I want
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that foot. I want to Iwant to toe this foot. I want
something new because I've my whole life, I have dated ten toad women,
and I want a nine toe forones. So I'm going with that,
chick, Yep, I want Iwant a nine toed goddess. Now,
do you like feet that are likemanicured or pet feet? I don't like
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feet. See you don't kiss Inever even pay attention to them. Like,
here's the thing. When I looka woman up and down, I
get down to a certain part andthen I go back up to a certain
part. Like there's a very smallwindow. I guess, like a strike
strike box. I guess where I'mgoing from Like on this though, Like
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the the most that I care aboutlike feet and ankles is when they have
perfume on them and they're sitting onmy shoulders because they have perfume on them.
She was expecting to get laid andso she wants them to smell good
and I'm getting late. Thing,Yeah, I never noticed that. I
will say this, I don't likewhen they have super dirty feet, like
yeah that walking up and down likeSummerland Parkway or whatever. What's the one
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Boulder Highway walking highway barefoot on theblack tie? Yeah, all right,
I guess then legs and this doesnot include ass, So I mean this
is just okay. So just likethis is hard, like yeah, and
it'll it'll meld itself into it.I would love to actually do the generative
this and see if it would actuallybe built. But who's legs the legs?
I'm gonna go with Carrie Underwood.Oh that's a good one. Yeah.
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I was thinking Roseanne bar but Idecided carry Underwood was probably pretty good.
I see, I'm going with ShaniaTwain, I think for the same
reason. See that's dude, butthat's the same level. That's the same
level. Monday night football, shortskirt singing, dancing, good, good
hosiery, nice shaved shaved legs.I like that, but good good legs.
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Those are good. Those are good. So before we actually get into
the ass or the dump truck ofit all. Yeah, I'm a nine
I'm a nineties kid, bro,Like that's when I grew up, you
know what I mean. And midto late nineties women with their mid drift,
dude, we were looking at bellybuttons and and you know, six
packs or our little ab areas.Right, So if you're gonna pick a
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little mid drift on a woman,who are you going with on that?
Christina Aguilera, God damn it metoo. Yeah? From the video dirty
Yes or in a bottle, dude, old, I think I spanked it
way too much. That where mydick. I think got hurt. I
think I know my penis. Ilove that get dirty song because it's that
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or it's it's Britney Spears just forthe sense that hers was always out and
it's pretty good. But I likeChristina Aguilera is more. Okay, Okay,
no, I'm totally good with that. Let's save. Let's save tits
to the end, tits and askto the end. Okay. Oh okay,
so we got to go around oforder. Now we're all over the
place. Well yeah, I meanwe're I mean it's lacking a foundation.
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Jk, baby, lacking a foundation. How about hands? You ever pay
attention to women's hands? I do. I want China's hands from w W.
I want the big I want.I want here's the thing, just
like the nine toes, right,I want I want some big, big,
gripping hand like here's here's when Ijernk on. I have good manly
hands, okay, and it feelsreally good. I know everybody says they
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like small hands because they make yourdick look bigger, but I've had that,
so I want something different. Iwant man hands from a woman,
though, like woman's man's hands.You know who I'm going with, who
Oprah, the way that bitch wouldhold onto a microphone. I'm all about
that life. Oh, Yeah,that's that's a good one. But yeah,
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I know I want the or SallyJesse Sally, I want to turn
purple. Oh, then you wantOprah. You don't want Ellen. I
want I want China. I wantI want her to put dust on her
hands before, like before she liftsthe bar bell when she grabs me.
Okay, I want it that tight. She just claps it right before she
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grabs it. Yeah, it lookslike fantastic. Oh I cannot wait for
this. Oh that's beautiful. Okay. So we've got hands, we've got
mid drift, we've got legs,we've got feet. Right, we're not
missing anything just yet. Nope.Okay, your next body part is arms.
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Arms. I'm gonna go with I'mgonna go with Jennifer Anison. Dad,
those are good arms. Jennifer Andersonhas to kill her arms, Dude.
I'm going with tris stratus from wW. Oh Jesus Christ, Ud,
you want your dick to be goneby the time. It's gonna be
like the toe, It's just gonnabe gone. It's gonna be nine inch
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is just gone in a second.That's gonna be puriodstic gone in sixty seconds.
Is my dog. Oh my god, dude, dude, Trish Tratus
was my favorite ever. She's she'sripped in the best way, like it's
not too too strong, but it'snot weak, right, it's those good
mom arms that just you know,lifted up all day or my penis.
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I like it. I like it. Please, Okay, what's the nags?
So let's do let's do back.So so let me let me ask
you this, dude. So ifa woman's got like a backless dress,
right that line that goes right downthe curved spine with the way it curves
and kind of arches on the bottom, do you like the two little indent
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buttons on the back? Yes,I like the thumb prints. I like
them. Hold on you, holdon to him. I'm all about that.
Oh, the greatest back ever onethat's because you remember that what my
don't lie and she's singing and theback placed up shirt. That's the best
back I've ever seen in my life. Like that back, that back,
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I don't need other body parts.That back is so good. I want
to I want to be as creepyas what's his name in fucking Jurassic Park,
the crazy guy Jeff gold Bloom andjust pull walk down in and explain.
Like when he's explained, just pourlike, oh this is this is
your chaos. He's like, isgonna go this? That's what I want
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to do with her back. Ijust want to pour water on her back
and just watch chaos like ensued whereit drips, Like that's all I want.
I love that. That's fantastic.I think I'm gonna go with Ariana
Grande's back like thickness, Like she'sobviously very thin, but the shape of
her back is fantasic. Can Ican I interrupt you here for a minute?
You this whole time? I'm anineties baby. I like this.
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Every chick you've picked is from likenow is now. Margot Robison's not now,
okay, but Margot Robbie and ArianaGrande were like two big ones for
you. Yeah. Yeah, wellthat's because I never really saw like the
Pink Rangers back, and honestly,I never really saw Kelly Kapowski's back.
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Bitch had it back? Maybe maybeyeah, they go wax, You're probably
right, You're probably right. Okay, So now we've got feet, we've
got legs, we've got hands,we've got we've got arms, we've got
back, We've got back shoulders,No, that's arms, I think,
yeah, Okay, I'm gonna doneck maybe, but I mean they think
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it's weird. I don't want todo neck. I don't want right.
So that's why I don't want todo shoulders. Okay, So let's go
with hair. Oh hair, See, I love girls that have it up
in a bun. I'm gonna beworking in the industry all the time.
Girls always have their hair cup.But I also love short hair, okay,
like I love short hair on awoman. Okay, So I'm trying
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to think what the best short haircutwas. Oh dj Tanner from Fucking Full
House when she had the short haircut. Really yeah, big fan, big
fan of that haircut. Yeah,I don't I don't like that. Or
Jennifer Anderson's hair from Friends. Idon't like that either. I think that
that's too that's I'm gonna go withChristina Applegate from Married with Children A ponytail.
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Yeah, well it's it's it's likethe eighties. It's like the the
eighties into the nineties. Like youcould tell that there's that there's hair spray
that you could be big hairs.Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it
kind of well, yeah, itmight suck for you, but it's kind
of good for me because I alwayshave that fantasy if there's something about Mary,
you know, when Ben's Stiller likecomes and she's like, oh hair
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jealous, she just like plops itin, like I think that that would
work for me. You see,you want girls come in their hair and
perfume on their ankles. Your fuckingbackwards dude. Dude, you're sitting here
telling me that you got Trish Stratusarms and China hands and you're gonna argue
with me about the anatomy that comingup with. I got a purple headed
yogurt slinger, like the real meaningof that fantastic, fantastic smile right ooh
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hm hmm. This can include thecheekpones though, you know what I mean,
Like a good smile Jennifer love hewitttthat's a decent one. But she
doesn't have an upper lip. Butmine's Stacy Keebler. I could see that.
I like her smile. She's gotgood cheekpones. When she smiles,
it's beautiful. Your woman looks reallyodd right now. I'm sure mind does
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too, But your woman looks reallyreally hard. Here's the thing about this,
it's like you're building it, you'remine. It sounds great, and
then you see it in real lifeand it's like it's like a fucking giant
toad of a woman. Yeah,yeah, mine's got nine toes, fucking
ripped arms, Shakira's back, Like, no, there's nothing supported on this
woman. Because you know when Igo with bust, dude, she's gonna
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fall over somewhere. That's so funnymy eyes. Oh Penelope cruise, hm
hm hm hmm, gal goodough youknow what I want to change that?
Oh yeah, that's a good one. She's got flies nose because I'm a
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nose guy. As we know,I love a nose. I like a
big nose. Can I go withthe bitch from Bewitched? Who is it
the one who? Because she wigglesher nose? Right? Is that one?
She wiggles her nose? Oh that'sall I want? I want?
See I want Penny from or Babyfrom Dirty Dancing? Wait, you want
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like her original nose? Or no, I want the big old schnas Okay,
yeah, dude, she had shehad a honker back in the Yeah,
I liked I liked the Honker,better than that, better than what
she's gotten. Hell yeah, didwe say lips? We said smile,
let's do lips. Who's got goodlips? Okay, So I might be
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in the be in the minority here, but I think that Scarlett Johansson has
amazing lips. Oh yeah, Ithink. If you're gonna say you want
anybody's lips though, Angelina Jolie,Nope, Scarlett Johansson all day. Angelina
Jolie's looks like like they look good, but they look like they need chapstick
all the time, like way toomuch, Like you're invested in CarMax eyebrows
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and you can't say WHOOPI Goldberg,Megan Fox, Oh fuck you that I
want the same. I like that. See almost like her lips though,
too. She's got that perky She'sgot good lips. She's got good lips,
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has lower lip lips Like, yeah, that's what I'm talking about though,
because those ones don't talk, thoseare the best ones. Well,
they don't talk back unless you're doneor it's like they it's like a walking
gogurt, like my woman, likea walking gogurt, like it's in your
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pocket, just dribbling. That's that'sso funny, dud dude. Next time,
next time I cream pile a woman, I'm gonna be like, what
is that fucking angry Fox News ladythat told Lebron just shut up and dribble?
That's what I'm gonna report the news, walking gogurt. So we have
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the last two. I'm an assman. I want to hold ass on
ass for last, but I'll deferto you. Do you want to do
tits or ass first? I'm anass man, so I'll do it last.
I think we're gonna have the sameone for so tits. Who are
you going with? There's so manygood tits out there. I don't know
that I can't do Jennifer love hewitttsee, I knew you would you,
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Well, you might as well justbuild half Jennifer love Hewitt and just put
something. I'm finally you are.See. Jennifer love Hewitt has a great
rack. It's a natural rack,beautiful rack. I think that Jennifer Aniston
has a good rack. I likehow they are always perky, especially in
friends. Kate Hudson, though,like might be an underdog here. She's
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got half a handful of boobs,but her half a handful of boobs,
particularly in How to Lose a Guyin Ten Days, are fantastic. You
could always argue halle Berry, especiallyin Swordfish. But you know who I'm
gonna go with. You know whoI'm gonna go with? Oh, my
god, what's the chick's name inthe Wrestler? Oh? Oh, Aunt
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May, Aunt May? What thehell is her name? I don't know
right now, trying to look upboobs, Marissa Tomey. I'm going with
Marissa tome boobs. Oh, whatare the exact ones from the exact ones
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from the Wrestler? Mmmm, Icould see that. I'm going with Jenny
McCartney. That's a good pick,though, rack, But I want those
just because also, like originally Iwas gonna go with Anna Nicole Smith.
But okay, little a little toodark for me that I don't like them
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like that, But you just weara little a little too dark for me.
Okay, fair enough, fair enough, all right, my man.
So we've got we've got feet,we've got legs, we've got hands,
we've got arms, we've got back, we've got smile, we've got lips,
eyes, eyebrows, nose, hair, and ass. Now we're going
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for titties. Who do you gotfor titties? We didies? I'm sorry,
Oh yeah we did. We didsome. So now we've got ass.
Who do you got for ass?The only one that matters? Jennifer
Lopez. That's her. Her assis too big. No, it's not.
It's never too big. It's nevertoo nick is too big, Nicki
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Minajas is too big because it's notreal, I know, but for real
asses, her ass is too big. I am building a sasas ass squatch
of yes, yes you are.And so she can she can climb a
tree without hands, dude, backwards, stakes it right in her ass crack
and just flips up. Dude,Jennifer Lopez, dude, best as ever.
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It's insured to It is due you, Okay. You just need to
do what you need to do.Is you just need to have Scarlett Johnson
and Jennifer love you and make ababy and then you'll be happy. See.
I was gonna say scar Joe hasa great ass, but I don't
know that I'm going with scar Joe. I think I'm gonna go with Katie
Perry. Yeah that's true. Idid see her in What's that The Incredibles
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costume yes, yes, sir,final final part of the body. I
know you said ass was but forehead, Oh that's important. That is important.
That's what I'm kissing. That's whatI'm looking at. That's when I
know what I'm in trouble. Besidesthe Gogert dribble. You know Who's forehead
I don't want? Pamela Anderson's.Pamela Anderson has has an eight head.
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Well, it's just it looks polished. It looks like like a Ford Mustang.
It does forehead. This one's agood one. See. I almost
want to say Anna Paquin because Iknow you don't like her, or Cat
pe Mouth because you don't like her. But the reality is is I don't
like either of their foreheads. Idon't know, man, who are you
(29:53):
going with? I gotta think aboutthis. For the Panga Lawrence, she
got that because here's the thing shegot the ripples in it, like she
has her forehead has what is it? What's that thing called when people talk
with their physical talk like animated,no, like like you know, like
social their their features like Okay,she's a very animated forehead that talks.
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For now, Yeah, so Ithink I So I went with with Megan
Fox's eyebrows. Okay, I thinkI'm gonna go with Megan Fox's forehead only
because those two match very well.That's true. That's a cop out.
Way to go use. That isa cop out. That is a that
is a that is a AI buildthis woman. I want to a I
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build this and see what happens.Well, all right, let's let's let's
try it. Say what happens.I'm taking it home. I'm gonna order
it from the AI Avery Robot people. Hey, Janice, will you order
a couple of these bitches for us, and we're gonna go for a break
real quickly. Let me tell youabout this time I fucked a fat bitch,
huge bitch, half the size ofmy mattress, nice face, looking
(31:00):
something like an actress, and Imet her in person. I can't call
it catfish. She was hitting mewith them please dandy, fuck me eyes
looking at me like some fresh cookFrench fries. And I normally want to
fuck with a fat bitch. Iain't jack off that day, so I
was with the shit. Welcome backinto the stained River. It's eight fifty
seven, it's seventy nine degrees.B words, balls are ninety two degrees
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and mine is a balming fifty two. My balls suck, but they're snipped,
so they don't matter. B word, Over the line is my favorite
segment of this show. I developedit, I created it, and I
get angry all the time. Sospeaking of that, we're gonna go right
to it. Over the line.It's the whole world gone crazy about the
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only one right here because so overthe line this week is wow. And
what I mean by Wow is Worldof Warcraft Blizzard Entertainment. I used to
be a big player in this.I used to love that fucking video game.
I did not know if you knowit still exists to this day.
They just came out with a newexpansion. I am aware that it exists.
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I am aware that you were addictedto that game. I'm aware that
you were immersed in the culture ofit to the point that your current wife
now your only wife, your beautifulwife, your your your your better half,
told you give that ship up oryou're pussy. Yeah. I remember
when one night she rolled over atthree in the morning, she goes,
(32:30):
what are you doing. I waslike, Oh, I'm on this quest
with my dwarf doing this and sayingit out loud is lame. But two
then she's like, no more ofthis, this is stupid. But they're
in trouble right now, and thisis in trouble right now. This is
the first over the line that I'mgonna do where it's a two parter.
One they have a time travel Sothe newest expansion is about dragon It's called
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Dragonflight something I don't know, andalex Stara is this main character in there
where she's a magical giant dragon woman. Essentially, there's a time travel quest
in there where you have to goback and get like a run or some
object and save save somebody and somethingto what happens is essentially you make it
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so she doesn't get raped with thisobject and like all these bad things happen.
So one is Blizzard over the linefor having this in the game.
That's my first question. What's therating on the game? I think it's
fourteen or mature. I can't remember. If it's fourteen, I can kind
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of agree with it. If it'smature, I kind of think that there's
no holds barred on that, right. I guess it's like a first because
I well, and the reason it'sa two party because fans are very upset
by this. By also, Iguess the gnome that there is, It's
true the gnome that introduces the quest. She says, keep this on the
down low and the way it's allverbiaged, and like said, this quest
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people are pissed at. So theythe one thing is that Bliter had going
for them. They were like,well, it's time travel and it's a
timeline. We can just adjust thisand take it out of the game and
adjust the story. So they're doingthat with the new patch coming out.
So one, are they over theline for putting in the game for the
first place, and then are theyover the line for taking out of the
game and responding to these fans,Like so the fans really be like this
(34:21):
fucking upset over it? It's notmy bag. So I'm gonna say that,
yes, the storyline is over theline because I just think that it
could be inappropriate and are we reallyentertaining it? But they have it in
there and they're a creator and they'restanding by it. And there's that.
So if you're going to create something, especially something that people don't agree with,
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and you have the balls and thegoal to stand by it, then
by all means, I think thatyou should stand by it. But if
you're gonna cave under pressure, Ithink that that's even worse than dealing with
the storyline. Now. I haven'tplayed this game anymore, as we just
talked about, because I like givingmy wife walking Gogurts. But I will
say this feword the fans are overthe line here. Blizzard's not fuck them,
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get over it. It's a fuckingvideo game. It's a fucking video
game. They just need to theyneed to play it and just realize,
you're saving a woman from being raped. You're saving a woman dragon from being
raped. So good for you withthis. You fucking fix the mission.
Like I don't know, I justdon't. I don't look at fake things
and get that upset about them.I relate it to the Last of Us.
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Okay, it's probably probably something that'svery similar as far as you know
fandom and all that sort of stuff. But the Last of Us, the
very first game, A lot offans, a lot of people loved it.
The storyline was incredible. For thoseof you to watch the HBO thing,
it was very very well done,very close to the gameplay, all
that sort of stuff. In thesecond game, you actually play as I
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think it's a lesbian girl. Ithink uh could be transgender. I don't
know. I'm not that far intothe game. And you actually kill the
protagonists from the first game, andthen you bounce between the protagonist and Ali
and you're going back and forth.And I understand why fans didn't like that,
because you fell in love with thecharacter, and all of a sudden
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you actually have to kill the characterwith the character that you don't know anything
about, and so it just sucks. I think the Last of Us two
is so far of what I've playedit, it's actually phenomenal. And I
went into it knowing what was goingon. I played it, I thought
it was good. I could understandthe bitching about it. But overall,
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I think that again, if you'rea creator of a game and you created
something and it fits within your storylineand you aren't actually doing something to somebody
and it is a fake character goingthrough a circumstance, stand by it.
Nut up, just deal with it. Nut up. Yeah, Blizzard,
you're over the line for bitching outfans. You're over the line. That's
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my take on it. Be word, You're wrong, Like always because it's
my segment. I can do whateverI want. I don't care about your
opinion, and we'll be right back. I appreciate it. When I was
showing me at my mama had beefseventeen years old, kicked out on the
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streets. Though back at the time, I never thought I see a face,
ain't a woman alive? That Icould take my mama's place. Sprending
from school, started to go home. I was the fool with the big
boys, breaking all the roots,said jeez with my baby sister. Over
the years we was poured in thelittle kids, and even though we had
(37:36):
different daddies, the same drama.With things went bad, we blamed mama.
I remember this on the Stress onCoss. It was hell hocking on
my mama from a jail cell.And who's taking that leventary? Hey,
I see the penitentary one day runningfrom the police. That's why pama cats
be put. Welcome back to thestanding number at the time, it's twelve
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o oh that twelve six, twelvesixty two. How many hours work too?
I don't know, man, itfeels like fucking forever. Uh So,
b Ward and Jake are back herein the studio. We've got some
rats, We've got Janis. We'reenjoying ourselves. Actually we're not enjoying ourselves.
But this week, Jake, we'regoing to introduce a new discharge of
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the month. Fuzzy Donkey Dony BunnyFun Fun. Here's our motherfucking discharge of
the month. For my discharge ofthe month, I am gonna go with
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d C Studios, and I'm gonnago with James Gunn. I had a
lot of hope for James gun cominginto d C starting to work things out.
But I feel like this motherfucker hasundercut everything that DC was trying to
do. Good bad are indifferent.I feel like and he went and sabotaged
everything. I feel like he madethe Flash not be the movie that it
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could have been. I felt likehe has pissed off potentially the perfect cast
of the main characters, and forwhat. I guess it's to be determined.
But I don't like where he's gonewith this. I don't like what
he's done with this. I amgiving him some leeway, but I just
kind of feel like when you walkinto a studio and you piss everybody off
(39:28):
initially and you start sabotaging existing projects. That kind of makes you our discharge
of the month. And Jake,I don't know if you agree with that
or not. I agree he's afull fucking discharge. I don't think he's
saving a studio as much as he'sjust letting it burn down, and then
if he rebuilds it, he'll sayhe took all the credit. It just
(39:51):
doesn't feel like it's substantiated the thingshe's doing right. He feels like that
boss that gets hired comes in andjust fires everybody, fires everybody. It's
like, I'm gonna I'm gonna changeit. It's gonna be my culture in
my way and this and that,and it just doesn't feel And maybe I'm
wrong. Maybe he'll be right,but I don't think I will be.
I think he's set up to flop, much like a gogurt. I think
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it might make the sound exactly exactlywell, James Gunn, you are a
discharge of the month. You andthat is our discharge of the month.
Jake, it's been an interesting standingriver segment. I hope my AI woman
(40:36):
becomes a character in James Gunn's film. I hope the CGI is garbage that
they're using so to work out.I hope that your AI woman becomes a
playable character and World of Warcraft,Oh dude, I hope. Oh would
you would you bang a video gamecharacter or a terrible CGI character from DC
Films? I'll put it to youthis way. I would much rather fuck
(41:01):
the Nintendo sixty four arm sorry,the PlayStation version of tomb Raider with the
pointy tits than fuck a terrible CGIversion of Nicholas Cage. Okay, I'm
down with that, but I wouldn'tfund Nicholas Cage. Shut up. I
would you got me? You gotme? Was thinking about it. I
(41:21):
was like, oh, what thatlooks like naked? Yeah? Yeah,
little Harry, little Harry, littlesingy, Yeah, just kind of yeah.
We fucking lost Jake here. Wayto go, Way to go.
Well with that, Boys and girls, if there are any girls listening,
that is the standard river for June. We hope you enjoyed
You're listening to. What am Ilistening to? The stain remover. It's
not a stand, it's a racingstrike on Salty Hippo Radio CA B word
and here, welcome into the standRiver. This is B Word from K
(00:46):
Salt Radio here at the K Saltstudios. I'm here with you rat,
and I am here with Jake thefucking hater. How are you, my
man? I'm good. Fuck JanieJanis is here. I'm really trying to
fight, dude. You like,for real, dude, dude, there
are things that that mouth looks likeit can do that I'm just very interested
(01:08):
in. But you're a mouth holeguy more than anything else. Whole.
I prefer a puss hole over amouth hole. But I mean I'll take
what I can get. Rank theholes, rank the holes, puss mouth,
nostrils, back of the knee,butthole I would go armpit over back
(01:29):
of knee. I okay? Orunder boob? Oh? What part of
the titty do you like the bank? I like the under boob, I
don't like the chest. I wellsee, I love looking at side boob
soubies, soubies soubies, I like, I like looking at under boobs but
the problem is is I also likereally natural women, so usually that's a
(01:52):
longer shirt. It's hard to tittyfuck a fake boob. No, yeah,
unless you're pushing them together. It'sjust not meant to be that way.
Unless they're years old, that's true. I don't know. I just
have them do the weird face orthey're doing the you know, they're trying
to make themselves have fortunes, rightand just the mouth open and aim I
(02:14):
was listening to uh to this podcastthat we we we have called the Hateful
Nomes Music Hut And there's something thatthat came out and that we're going to
preview on the Stain Remover. Ifyou could take Lindsay Lohan's boobs and you
can match them with Hillary Duff's ass, do you have a better body?
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Is there a way that you cancreate a better body that seems got better
bodies? But that that is thatis that is the Disney dream boat body.
I think it is the Yeah,that's the Disney dream boat like because
then you have the nineties dream boatbody, which would be Tapanga's ass,
Kelly Kapowski's face, pop half andface, I'd say face. But then
(02:57):
we get Jennifer Lopez or Jennifer loveyou. It's boobs. That's the nineties.
Yeah, yeah, so you goKelly Left to Pega. It would
be like the greatest name. Andthen then and then and then for Halloween
is the Pink Ranger outfit. Ohfucking a right, dude, fucking a
right, dude, you just camein your pants. I'm still wet.
I'm fucking moist right now. Sowe have a we have a good show
(03:21):
on the docket today. We havean interview where we're interviewing an autistic mail.
I know that I know that much, not quite too sure. I
believe so, I believe so.I think he's but you know he likes
electricity. So we're gonna go withthat. And uh we We've also got
your your over the line segment thatI think that you're pretty interested in.
(03:43):
And then we've also got my dischargeof the month and we're gonna do the
damn thing. Dude, So whatdo you think you ready to go take
a break? I have no choice. I am under contract, so I
am here and fuck channels. Goddamn it, B word, well you
or Jake Ever announced the fuck time? Wait? What what? Fuck what's
the time. I don't know,look at me, stop, I stop.
(04:06):
I don't do No, I don'tI'm the talent. I don't have
to do anything. That's your job. The time shop be where time is
four thirty seven and the weather issuck my ass and we'll be right back.
Want to ice cream shop? Whatit's all started? Taking me back
(04:27):
to the ice cream shop? Whatsall started? And no one is taking
me back to the ice cream shop? Thoughts started? Yeah, and no
one is taking me back to thatice cream shop? What I'm getting faster
at answering the phone? Hi,Jak baby, Hi. The studio manager
(04:51):
over here is saying that you nowhave a time limit on your poops?
Do they tell me the time andthe temperature while I'm in here? Do
they? Are you gonna tell himthe time? And no? They know
they know. I try to shipby dick. How you hate a boat?
(05:17):
They got? Welcome back to thestand Rover as usual. Jake is
(05:42):
not here in the in the studiowith me. I'm not sure if he
fell into the toilet. I'm notsure if he's worried about being fired,
because uh, he's probably not gonnabe fired. Let's be honest. Who
else wants to work here? Nobodywants to work here. But I am
here with with mister autism him.I'm sorry that it's the wrong note.
I am here with Elon musk Elon. How you doing today? What is
(06:04):
it? I'm doing well? Howare you? I'm doing well. I'm
doing well. I kind of wishthat my co host was here, Uh
so he can ask you some questions. But with that, talk to me
a little bit about your cowork oryour your employees at Tesla. How do
your employees like working for you?I mean, with artificial intelligence, we
(06:25):
are summoning the demon. All right? Where the fuck is this autistic fuck?
Oh? Hi, he's a billionaire. Oh my god, he's a
savior of Twitter, my favorite human, my favorite robot man? Oh my
god? How did you find us? I created? I write the sex
Robert. She told me about herto deal with her. Can you tell
(06:48):
me what the difference is like asidefrom you know, you not being a
robot, you're just autistic, dude, and then you know Zuckerberg being a
robot. Can you tell me whatare some significant difference between you two?
So Qubuk can go fuck himself whenyou look deep into my eyes, can
you tell how intelligent I am?You have an absence of intelligence? There
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is nothing there. Yeah, Ifigured that that was an odd question too,
Elon. So talk to me alittle bit about Twitter. How's your
experience been since you let that sinkin? Oh haaa, b word,
what a nice joke I'm making allof the people who are puss spine.
They're back when one tweet at atime, big Papa musk. I feel
that ever since I fucked our lastguest, the AI avery robot, because
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I could not help myself and mydata was inputed into her. Did the
algorithm break? And that's how youfound me. Well, I don't think
we have to worry about autonomous carsbecause that's sort of like a narrow form
of AI, and it's that's somethingthat I think is very difficult. Actually,
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I think the to autonomous driving todegree that's much safer than a person
is much easier than people think.Elon, I understand that you are supporting
Ron DeSantis for president right now?Can you kind of talk with me why
you feel like he's the best candidate. I'm supporting Descantis because Trump can suck
(08:18):
my dick and so confting, Elon, would you fuck an alien? Yeah?
Elon, you're you are a verysuccessful individual and you are obviously worth
quite a bit of money and ownsome businesses. What sort of advice would
you give to the everyman on howthey can achieve your greatness? Easy?
Hey, pal, spacexquitcoin? Howbig is your dick? I'm supporting a
(08:43):
ten inch colock. Is it plugin like a USB port? Or is
it like is it one of thoseones where it's not compatible with every outlet?
Yeah? If you had advice forJoe Biden, what would that advice
be? Right? Not to shareto yourself? Do you want to ban
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anybody on Twitter? Right now?I think if I had to ban anyone
on Twitter, it would be done. Last question, Big Papa Musk,
what do you think of our show? Why do people purchase success to the
show? This this time? WhyI said that you will never get back
the autism speaks. Autism speaks likethe little jigsawfles that They're like, yeah,
(09:24):
good good. I like this.This is the happiest I've ever been
during an interview. Beword, I'ma big Big Papa Musk fan, as
you know, I don't know aTesla. I would buy the Tesla truck
because big Papa Musk. I don'tknow if you know this before you leave,
but Rosie o'donald is the Tesla truckof one night stands. I have
patented that quote forever, just likeyou actually make money on your patents.
(09:45):
But I like this one B word. This was fun. It was kind
of robotic, but I think itwas good. I think it was good.
Well with that big Papa Musk,you have a good one and we'll
be right back now. I'm theking of the swingers. Who the jungle
baby. I wished the top andhad to stop, and that's what's bothering
(10:09):
me. I want to be aman man cup and stroll right into town
and he just like the other men, I'm tired, I'm all going a
round or I want to be likeyou. I want to walk like you,
talk like you too. You seeit true? Shoot and they like
(10:33):
me Sho doobi can to be cuteman to welcome back to the standing River.
The time is eleven forty seven pm. I don't know if that clock
is right. It looks like it'sfour degrees celsius. I don't know how
to read Celsius either Jake Jannis introduceda game here, and I'm kind of
(10:56):
curious about this game because you havethe rules to it, and I don't
really understand why she just doesn't handit to me. So what do we
got? Yeah, we have touh well, just just like the robot
man himself of AI just left,we have to come up like she liked
our conversation earlier about nineties chicks andbodies and boobs and nips and stuff.
(11:20):
So we have to come up withthe best AI generated woman if we if
we put together all the parts.So like I guess we're doing like feet,
hands, face, I don't know, but we're building the perfect woman
based on crushes and things we like. Okay, I think we can do
that. So my question would be, do you want to start from the
(11:41):
ground up or do you want toare we building? Are we building her
together or is it our own separatewoman? Janice? Do you have an
answer for that? She's nodding,and she says that we can do it
separately. All right, separate you. All right, let's do ground up.
So feet, who's feet? Feet? You know whose feet? I'm
(12:03):
gonna go with and and and onlybecause it was that once upon a Time
in America thing, Margot Robbie's feet. I think Margot Robbie's feet, and
once upon a time. It wasn'tOnce upon the the the film that she
was in, No, well,yeah she was in that, but the
the Tarantino film, Once upon atime, Once upon a time in Hollywood,
(12:26):
Once upon a time in Hollywood.She took her feet off and put
him on the on the on thetop of the seat at the theater.
And apparently, if if Tarantino letsher feet, then Tarantino lets feet,
and he's a feet guy, sohe agrees with it. So I'm gonna
say, Margot Robbie's feet, Who'swho's the woman who got her toe cut
off in The Big Lebowski the wifethe whole reason? Yeah, I want
(12:50):
that foot. I want to Iwant to toe this foot. I want
something new because I've my whole life, I have dated ten toad women,
and I want a nine toe forones. So I'm going with that,
chick, Yep, I want Iwant a nine toed goddess. Now,
do you like feet that are likemanicured or pet feet? I don't like
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feet. See you don't kiss Inever even pay attention to them. Like,
here's the thing. When I looka woman up and down, I
get down to a certain part andthen I go back up to a certain
part. Like there's a very smallwindow. I guess, like a strike
strike box. I guess where I'mgoing from Like on this though, Like
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the the most that I care aboutlike feet and ankles is when they have
perfume on them and they're sitting onmy shoulders because they have perfume on them.
She was expecting to get laid andso she wants them to smell good
and I'm getting late. Thing,Yeah, I never noticed that. I
will say this, I don't likewhen they have super dirty feet, like
yeah that walking up and down likeSummerland Parkway or whatever. What's the one
(13:56):
Boulder Highway walking highway barefoot on theblack tie? Yeah, all right,
I guess then legs and this doesnot include ass, So I mean this
is just okay. So just likethis is hard, like yeah, and
it'll it'll meld itself into it.I would love to actually do the generative
this and see if it would actuallybe built. But who's legs the legs?
I'm gonna go with Carrie Underwood.Oh that's a good one. Yeah.
(14:20):
I was thinking Roseanne bar but Idecided carry Underwood was probably pretty good.
I see, I'm going with ShaniaTwain, I think for the same
reason. See that's dude, butthat's the same level. That's the same
level. Monday night football, shortskirt singing, dancing, good, good
hosiery, nice shaved shaved legs.I like that, but good good legs.
(14:43):
Those are good. Those are good. So before we actually get into
the ass or the dump truck ofit all. Yeah, I'm a nine
I'm a nineties kid, bro,Like that's when I grew up, you
know what I mean. And midto late nineties women with their mid drift,
dude, we were looking at bellybuttons and and you know, six
packs or our little ab areas.Right, So if you're gonna pick a
(15:05):
little mid drift on a woman,who are you going with on that?
Christina Aguilera, God damn it metoo. Yeah? From the video dirty
Yes or in a bottle, dude, old, I think I spanked it
way too much. That where mydick. I think got hurt. I
think I know my penis. Ilove that get dirty song because it's that
(15:26):
or it's it's Britney Spears just forthe sense that hers was always out and
it's pretty good. But I likeChristina Aguilera is more. Okay, Okay,
no, I'm totally good with that. Let's save. Let's save tits
to the end, tits and askto the end. Okay. Oh okay,
so we got to go around oforder. Now we're all over the
place. Well yeah, I meanwe're I mean it's lacking a foundation.
(15:48):
Jk, baby, lacking a foundation. How about hands? You ever pay
attention to women's hands? I do. I want China's hands from w W.
I want the big I want.I want here's the thing, just
like the nine toes, right,I want I want some big, big,
gripping hand like here's here's when Ijernk on. I have good manly
hands, okay, and it feelsreally good. I know everybody says they
(16:12):
like small hands because they make yourdick look bigger, but I've had that,
so I want something different. Iwant man hands from a woman,
though, like woman's man's hands.You know who I'm going with, who
Oprah, the way that bitch wouldhold onto a microphone. I'm all about
that life. Oh, Yeah,that's that's a good one. But yeah,
(16:33):
I know I want the or SallyJesse Sally, I want to turn
purple. Oh, then you wantOprah. You don't want Ellen. I
want I want China. I wantI want her to put dust on her
hands before, like before she liftsthe bar bell when she grabs me.
Okay, I want it that tight. She just claps it right before she
(16:55):
grabs it. Yeah, it lookslike fantastic. Oh I cannot wait for
this. Oh that's beautiful. Okay. So we've got hands, we've got
mid drift, we've got legs,we've got feet. Right, we're not
missing anything just yet. Nope.Okay, your next body part is arms.
(17:18):
Arms. I'm gonna go with I'mgonna go with Jennifer Anison. Dad,
those are good arms. Jennifer Andersonhas to kill her arms, Dude.
I'm going with tris stratus from wW. Oh Jesus Christ, Ud,
you want your dick to be goneby the time. It's gonna be
like the toe, It's just gonnabe gone. It's gonna be nine inch
(17:40):
is just gone in a second.That's gonna be puriodstic gone in sixty seconds.
Is my dog. Oh my god, dude, dude, Trish Tratus
was my favorite ever. She's she'sripped in the best way, like it's
not too too strong, but it'snot weak, right, it's those good
mom arms that just you know,lifted up all day or my penis.
(18:03):
I like it. I like it. Please, Okay, what's the nags?
So let's do let's do back.So so let me let me ask
you this, dude. So ifa woman's got like a backless dress,
right that line that goes right downthe curved spine with the way it curves
and kind of arches on the bottom, do you like the two little indent
(18:26):
buttons on the back? Yes,I like the thumb prints. I like
them. Hold on you, holdon to him. I'm all about that.
Oh, the greatest back ever onethat's because you remember that what my
don't lie and she's singing and theback placed up shirt. That's the best
back I've ever seen in my life. Like that back, that back,
(18:48):
I don't need other body parts.That back is so good. I want
to I want to be as creepyas what's his name in fucking Jurassic Park,
the crazy guy Jeff gold Bloom andjust pull walk down in and explain.
Like when he's explained, just pourlike, oh this is this is
your chaos. He's like, isgonna go this? That's what I want
(19:14):
to do with her back. Ijust want to pour water on her back
and just watch chaos like ensued whereit drips, Like that's all I want.
I love that. That's fantastic.I think I'm gonna go with Ariana
Grande's back like thickness, Like she'sobviously very thin, but the shape of
her back is fantasic. Can Ican I interrupt you here for a minute?
You this whole time? I'm anineties baby. I like this.
(19:37):
Every chick you've picked is from likenow is now. Margot Robison's not now,
okay, but Margot Robbie and ArianaGrande were like two big ones for
you. Yeah. Yeah, wellthat's because I never really saw like the
Pink Rangers back, and honestly,I never really saw Kelly Kapowski's back.
(19:59):
Bitch had it back? Maybe maybeyeah, they go wax, You're probably
right, You're probably right. Okay, So now we've got feet, we've
got legs, we've got hands,we've got we've got arms, we've got
back, We've got back shoulders,No, that's arms, I think,
yeah, Okay, I'm gonna doneck maybe, but I mean they think
(20:21):
it's weird. I don't want todo neck. I don't want right.
So that's why I don't want todo shoulders. Okay, So let's go
with hair. Oh hair, See, I love girls that have it up
in a bun. I'm gonna beworking in the industry all the time.
Girls always have their hair cup.But I also love short hair, okay,
like I love short hair on awoman. Okay, So I'm trying
(20:44):
to think what the best short haircutwas. Oh dj Tanner from Fucking Full
House when she had the short haircut. Really yeah, big fan, big
fan of that haircut. Yeah,I don't I don't like that. Or
Jennifer Anderson's hair from Friends. Idon't like that either. I think that
that's too that's I'm gonna go withChristina Applegate from Married with Children A ponytail.
(21:11):
Yeah, well it's it's it's likethe eighties. It's like the the
eighties into the nineties. Like youcould tell that there's that there's hair spray
that you could be big hairs.Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it
kind of well, yeah, itmight suck for you, but it's kind
of good for me because I alwayshave that fantasy if there's something about Mary,
you know, when Ben's Stiller likecomes and she's like, oh hair
(21:33):
jealous, she just like plops itin, like I think that that would
work for me. You see,you want girls come in their hair and
perfume on their ankles. Your fuckingbackwards dude. Dude, you're sitting here
telling me that you got Trish Stratusarms and China hands and you're gonna argue
with me about the anatomy that comingup with. I got a purple headed
yogurt slinger, like the real meaningof that fantastic, fantastic smile right ooh
(22:03):
hm hmm. This can include thecheekpones though, you know what I mean,
Like a good smile Jennifer love hewitttthat's a decent one. But she
doesn't have an upper lip. Butmine's Stacy Keebler. I could see that.
I like her smile. She's gotgood cheekpones. When she smiles,
it's beautiful. Your woman looks reallyodd right now. I'm sure mind does
(22:23):
too, But your woman looks reallyreally hard. Here's the thing about this,
it's like you're building it, you'remine. It sounds great, and
then you see it in real lifeand it's like it's like a fucking giant
toad of a woman. Yeah,yeah, mine's got nine toes, fucking
ripped arms, Shakira's back, Like, no, there's nothing supported on this
woman. Because you know when Igo with bust, dude, she's gonna
(22:45):
fall over somewhere. That's so funnymy eyes. Oh Penelope cruise, hm
hm hm hmm, gal goodough youknow what I want to change that?
Oh yeah, that's a good one. She's got flies nose because I'm a
(23:08):
nose guy. As we know,I love a nose. I like a
big nose. Can I go withthe bitch from Bewitched? Who is it
the one who? Because she wigglesher nose? Right? Is that one?
She wiggles her nose? Oh that'sall I want? I want?
See I want Penny from or Babyfrom Dirty Dancing? Wait, you want
(23:29):
like her original nose? Or no, I want the big old schnas Okay,
yeah, dude, she had shehad a honker back in the Yeah,
I liked I liked the Honker,better than that, better than what
she's gotten. Hell yeah, didwe say lips? We said smile,
let's do lips. Who's got goodlips? Okay, So I might be
(23:55):
in the be in the minority here, but I think that Scarlett Johansson has
amazing lips. Oh yeah, Ithink. If you're gonna say you want
anybody's lips though, Angelina Jolie,Nope, Scarlett Johansson all day. Angelina
Jolie's looks like like they look good, but they look like they need chapstick
all the time, like way toomuch, Like you're invested in CarMax eyebrows
(24:21):
and you can't say WHOOPI Goldberg,Megan Fox, Oh fuck you that I
want the same. I like that. See almost like her lips though,
too. She's got that perky She'sgot good lips. She's got good lips,
(24:42):
has lower lip lips Like, yeah, that's what I'm talking about though,
because those ones don't talk, thoseare the best ones. Well,
they don't talk back unless you're doneor it's like they it's like a walking
gogurt, like my woman, likea walking gogurt, like it's in your
(25:07):
pocket, just dribbling. That's that'sso funny, dud dude. Next time,
next time I cream pile a woman, I'm gonna be like, what
is that fucking angry Fox News ladythat told Lebron just shut up and dribble?
That's what I'm gonna report the news, walking gogurt. So we have
(25:32):
the last two. I'm an assman. I want to hold ass on
ass for last, but I'll deferto you. Do you want to do
tits or ass first? I'm anass man, so I'll do it last.
I think we're gonna have the sameone for so tits. Who are
you going with? There's so manygood tits out there. I don't know
that I can't do Jennifer love hewitttsee, I knew you would you,
(25:55):
Well, you might as well justbuild half Jennifer love Hewitt and just put
something. I'm finally you are.See. Jennifer love Hewitt has a great
rack. It's a natural rack,beautiful rack. I think that Jennifer Aniston
has a good rack. I likehow they are always perky, especially in
friends. Kate Hudson, though,like might be an underdog here. She's
(26:18):
got half a handful of boobs,but her half a handful of boobs,
particularly in How to Lose a Guyin Ten Days, are fantastic. You
could always argue halle Berry, especiallyin Swordfish. But you know who I'm
gonna go with. You know whoI'm gonna go with? Oh, my
god, what's the chick's name inthe Wrestler? Oh? Oh, Aunt
(26:44):
May, Aunt May? What thehell is her name? I don't know
right now, trying to look upboobs, Marissa Tomey. I'm going with
Marissa tome boobs. Oh, whatare the exact ones from the exact ones
(27:04):
from the Wrestler? Mmmm, Icould see that. I'm going with Jenny
McCartney. That's a good pick,though, rack, But I want those
just because also, like originally Iwas gonna go with Anna Nicole Smith.
But okay, little a little toodark for me that I don't like them
(27:29):
like that, But you just weara little a little too dark for me.
Okay, fair enough, fair enough, all right, my man.
So we've got we've got feet,we've got legs, we've got hands,
we've got arms, we've got back, we've got smile, we've got lips,
eyes, eyebrows, nose, hair, and ass. Now we're going
(27:52):
for titties. Who do you gotfor titties? We didies? I'm sorry,
Oh yeah we did. We didsome. So now we've got ass.
Who do you got for ass?The only one that matters? Jennifer
Lopez. That's her. Her assis too big. No, it's not.
It's never too big. It's nevertoo nick is too big, Nicki
(28:15):
Minajas is too big because it's notreal, I know, but for real
asses, her ass is too big. I am building a sasas ass squatch
of yes, yes you are.And so she can she can climb a
tree without hands, dude, backwards, stakes it right in her ass crack
and just flips up. Dude,Jennifer Lopez, dude, best as ever.
(28:41):
It's insured to It is due you, Okay. You just need to
do what you need to do.Is you just need to have Scarlett Johnson
and Jennifer love you and make ababy and then you'll be happy. See.
I was gonna say scar Joe hasa great ass, but I don't
know that I'm going with scar Joe. I think I'm gonna go with Katie
Perry. Yeah that's true. Idid see her in What's that The Incredibles
(29:06):
costume yes, yes, sir,final final part of the body. I
know you said ass was but forehead, Oh that's important. That is important.
That's what I'm kissing. That's whatI'm looking at. That's when I
know what I'm in trouble. Besidesthe Gogert dribble. You know Who's forehead
I don't want? Pamela Anderson's.Pamela Anderson has has an eight head.
(29:30):
Well, it's just it looks polished. It looks like like a Ford Mustang.
It does forehead. This one's agood one. See. I almost
want to say Anna Paquin because Iknow you don't like her, or Cat
pe Mouth because you don't like her. But the reality is is I don't
like either of their foreheads. Idon't know, man, who are you
(29:53):
going with? I gotta think aboutthis. For the Panga Lawrence, she
got that because here's the thing shegot the ripples in it, like she
has her forehead has what is it? What's that thing called when people talk
with their physical talk like animated,no, like like you know, like
social their their features like Okay,she's a very animated forehead that talks.
(30:18):
For now, Yeah, so Ithink I So I went with with Megan
Fox's eyebrows. Okay, I thinkI'm gonna go with Megan Fox's forehead only
because those two match very well.That's true. That's a cop out.
Way to go use. That isa cop out. That is a that
is a that is a AI buildthis woman. I want to a I
(30:40):
build this and see what happens.Well, all right, let's let's let's
try it. Say what happens.I'm taking it home. I'm gonna order
it from the AI Avery Robot people. Hey, Janice, will you order
a couple of these bitches for us, and we're gonna go for a break
real quickly. Let me tell youabout this time I fucked a fat bitch,
huge bitch, half the size ofmy mattress, nice face, looking
(31:00):
something like an actress, and Imet her in person. I can't call
it catfish. She was hitting mewith them please dandy, fuck me eyes
looking at me like some fresh cookFrench fries. And I normally want to
fuck with a fat bitch. Iain't jack off that day, so I
was with the shit. Welcome backinto the stained River. It's eight fifty
seven, it's seventy nine degrees.B words, balls are ninety two degrees
(31:21):
and mine is a balming fifty two. My balls suck, but they're snipped,
so they don't matter. B word, Over the line is my favorite
segment of this show. I developedit, I created it, and I
get angry all the time. Sospeaking of that, we're gonna go right
to it. Over the line.It's the whole world gone crazy about the
(31:49):
only one right here because so overthe line this week is wow. And
what I mean by Wow is Worldof Warcraft Blizzard Entertainment. I used to
be a big player in this.I used to love that fucking video game.
I did not know if you knowit still exists to this day.
They just came out with a newexpansion. I am aware that it exists.
(32:09):
I am aware that you were addictedto that game. I'm aware that
you were immersed in the culture ofit to the point that your current wife
now your only wife, your beautifulwife, your your your your better half,
told you give that ship up oryou're pussy. Yeah. I remember
when one night she rolled over atthree in the morning, she goes,
(32:30):
what are you doing. I waslike, Oh, I'm on this quest
with my dwarf doing this and sayingit out loud is lame. But two
then she's like, no more ofthis, this is stupid. But they're
in trouble right now, and thisis in trouble right now. This is
the first over the line that I'mgonna do where it's a two parter.
One they have a time travel Sothe newest expansion is about dragon It's called
(32:52):
Dragonflight something I don't know, andalex Stara is this main character in there
where she's a magical giant dragon woman. Essentially, there's a time travel quest
in there where you have to goback and get like a run or some
object and save save somebody and somethingto what happens is essentially you make it
(33:14):
so she doesn't get raped with thisobject and like all these bad things happen.
So one is Blizzard over the linefor having this in the game.
That's my first question. What's therating on the game? I think it's
fourteen or mature. I can't remember. If it's fourteen, I can kind
(33:35):
of agree with it. If it'smature, I kind of think that there's
no holds barred on that, right. I guess it's like a first because
I well, and the reason it'sa two party because fans are very upset
by this. By also, Iguess the gnome that there is, It's
true the gnome that introduces the quest. She says, keep this on the
down low and the way it's allverbiaged, and like said, this quest
(34:00):
people are pissed at. So theythe one thing is that Bliter had going
for them. They were like,well, it's time travel and it's a
timeline. We can just adjust thisand take it out of the game and
adjust the story. So they're doingthat with the new patch coming out.
So one, are they over theline for putting in the game for the
first place, and then are theyover the line for taking out of the
game and responding to these fans,Like so the fans really be like this
(34:21):
fucking upset over it? It's notmy bag. So I'm gonna say that,
yes, the storyline is over theline because I just think that it
could be inappropriate and are we reallyentertaining it? But they have it in
there and they're a creator and they'restanding by it. And there's that.
So if you're going to create something, especially something that people don't agree with,
(34:42):
and you have the balls and thegoal to stand by it, then
by all means, I think thatyou should stand by it. But if
you're gonna cave under pressure, Ithink that that's even worse than dealing with
the storyline. Now. I haven'tplayed this game anymore, as we just
talked about, because I like givingmy wife walking Gogurts. But I will
say this feword the fans are overthe line here. Blizzard's not fuck them,
(35:06):
get over it. It's a fuckingvideo game. It's a fucking video
game. They just need to theyneed to play it and just realize,
you're saving a woman from being raped. You're saving a woman dragon from being
raped. So good for you withthis. You fucking fix the mission.
Like I don't know, I justdon't. I don't look at fake things
and get that upset about them.I relate it to the Last of Us.
(35:27):
Okay, it's probably probably something that'svery similar as far as you know
fandom and all that sort of stuff. But the Last of Us, the
very first game, A lot offans, a lot of people loved it.
The storyline was incredible. For thoseof you to watch the HBO thing,
it was very very well done,very close to the gameplay, all
that sort of stuff. In thesecond game, you actually play as I
(35:49):
think it's a lesbian girl. Ithink uh could be transgender. I don't
know. I'm not that far intothe game. And you actually kill the
protagonists from the first game, andthen you bounce between the protagonist and Ali
and you're going back and forth.And I understand why fans didn't like that,
because you fell in love with thecharacter, and all of a sudden
(36:10):
you actually have to kill the characterwith the character that you don't know anything
about, and so it just sucks. I think the Last of Us two
is so far of what I've playedit, it's actually phenomenal. And I
went into it knowing what was goingon. I played it, I thought
it was good. I could understandthe bitching about it. But overall,
(36:30):
I think that again, if you'rea creator of a game and you created
something and it fits within your storylineand you aren't actually doing something to somebody
and it is a fake character goingthrough a circumstance, stand by it.
Nut up, just deal with it. Nut up. Yeah, Blizzard,
you're over the line for bitching outfans. You're over the line. That's
(36:52):
my take on it. Be word, You're wrong, Like always because it's
my segment. I can do whateverI want. I don't care about your
opinion, and we'll be right back. I appreciate it. When I was
showing me at my mama had beefseventeen years old, kicked out on the
(37:15):
streets. Though back at the time, I never thought I see a face,
ain't a woman alive? That Icould take my mama's place. Sprending
from school, started to go home. I was the fool with the big
boys, breaking all the roots,said jeez with my baby sister. Over
the years we was poured in thelittle kids, and even though we had
(37:36):
different daddies, the same drama.With things went bad, we blamed mama.
I remember this on the Stress onCoss. It was hell hocking on
my mama from a jail cell.And who's taking that leventary? Hey,
I see the penitentary one day runningfrom the police. That's why pama cats
be put. Welcome back to thestanding number at the time, it's twelve
(37:59):
o oh that twelve six, twelvesixty two. How many hours work too?
I don't know, man, itfeels like fucking forever. Uh So,
b Ward and Jake are back herein the studio. We've got some
rats, We've got Janis. We'reenjoying ourselves. Actually we're not enjoying ourselves.
But this week, Jake, we'regoing to introduce a new discharge of
(38:21):
the month. Fuzzy Donkey Dony BunnyFun Fun. Here's our motherfucking discharge of
the month. For my discharge ofthe month, I am gonna go with
(38:43):
d C Studios, and I'm gonnago with James Gunn. I had a
lot of hope for James gun cominginto d C starting to work things out.
But I feel like this motherfucker hasundercut everything that DC was trying to
do. Good bad are indifferent.I feel like and he went and sabotaged
everything. I feel like he madethe Flash not be the movie that it
(39:05):
could have been. I felt likehe has pissed off potentially the perfect cast
of the main characters, and forwhat. I guess it's to be determined.
But I don't like where he's gonewith this. I don't like what
he's done with this. I amgiving him some leeway, but I just
kind of feel like when you walkinto a studio and you piss everybody off
(39:28):
initially and you start sabotaging existing projects. That kind of makes you our discharge
of the month. And Jake,I don't know if you agree with that
or not. I agree he's afull fucking discharge. I don't think he's
saving a studio as much as he'sjust letting it burn down, and then
if he rebuilds it, he'll sayhe took all the credit. It just
(39:51):
doesn't feel like it's substantiated the thingshe's doing right. He feels like that
boss that gets hired comes in andjust fires everybody, fires everybody. It's
like, I'm gonna I'm gonna changeit. It's gonna be my culture in
my way and this and that,and it just doesn't feel And maybe I'm
wrong. Maybe he'll be right,but I don't think I will be.
I think he's set up to flop, much like a gogurt. I think
(40:15):
it might make the sound exactly exactlywell, James Gunn, you are a
discharge of the month. You andthat is our discharge of the month.
Jake, it's been an interesting standingriver segment. I hope my AI woman
(40:36):
becomes a character in James Gunn's film. I hope the CGI is garbage that
they're using so to work out.I hope that your AI woman becomes a
playable character and World of Warcraft,Oh dude, I hope. Oh would
you would you bang a video gamecharacter or a terrible CGI character from DC
Films? I'll put it to youthis way. I would much rather fuck
(41:01):
the Nintendo sixty four arm sorry,the PlayStation version of tomb Raider with the
pointy tits than fuck a terrible CGIversion of Nicholas Cage. Okay, I'm
down with that, but I wouldn'tfund Nicholas Cage. Shut up. I
would you got me? You gotme? Was thinking about it. I
(41:21):
was like, oh, what thatlooks like naked? Yeah? Yeah,
little Harry, little Harry, littlesingy, Yeah, just kind of yeah.
We fucking lost Jake here. Wayto go, Way to go.
Well with that, Boys and girls, if there are any girls listening,
that is the standard river for June. We hope you enjoyed
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