April 17, 2024 • 37 mins
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Now that the podcast is done, we wanted to share our Patreon episodes with our audience.
"Hippo Happy Hour," was set on the premise of two buddies bantering at the local watering hole, Sal's Tavern. “The Stain Remover,” wass a satirical parody of two guys working at a radio station. B-Word and Jake host K-SALT’s flagship program, "The Stain Remover."
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You're listening to what am I listeningto? The stain Remover. It's not
a stain, it's a racing strikeon salty Hippo radio Caso B word and
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welcome into the stain Remover people.This is Beers and as usual, I
am here with the uppy man,Jake, Jake, the hater. I
hate the studio. Yeah, Italk about that every time. Who's Who's
it? Felicia? Can we saybye? Felicia? Who's Who's the lady?
Back? There? Be it?Tr Janie? Well fuck her too?
Yeah? Whatever, Well, shesucks, studio sucks. Janice gives
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pretty good blowjobs, though, doesshe? M? Yeah, she could
suck start hardly. Dude, Okay, do you would you? Okay?
Would you rather have a girl thatcan suck it hard or take her teeth
out? Now? What could possiblygo wrong? I mean, I'm not
a huge fan of teeth, butcandidly, I mean, if somebody's taking
their teeth out, their gum onmy dick to death, I'm not sure
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that that's It doesn't seem enjoyable tohave my dick gumbed. No, you,
I've never had my dick gums,so it's like like like it's gums
are still hard. I felt mygums when I didn't have teeth, Like,
it doesn't seem like it's gonna bethat much more enjoyable. You know.
What is completely unattractive to me isthe tongue ring. And not because
I think it's esthetically unpleasing. Idon't really care about that. I don't
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like the way it feels. II hate that. It's like when a
chef tells you something's an aphrodisiac justto make you eat it. That's what
I feel. Tongue rings where it'slike, oh, it's gonna it's gonna
make it that much better. No, you don't think that that's what the
trance the tramp stamp was. No, the tramps it doesn't make anything better
either. It just makes the pussysmellier. The tramp stamp is the advertisement
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though. No, it makes thepussy stink. How I'm I'm in,
I'm it just does. Okay,the girl that has it, her pussy
stinks more than a girl that doesn't. I'll tell you that right now.
That's a that's a scientific fact,scientific fact by word, yes, science.
What is what's the worst tramp stampyou've ever seen in person. Just
take the giant like it's almost likebarboy. I didn't know whether it was
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a death metal band's name or justbarbed wire like that. I'll just say
it that way. And then itlooked like some hair was grown in there
too, because she was a Mexicanincoming call big Bubble but Latina girlfriend.
Oh yeah, they have Harry,Yeah yeah they do. They called that.
They're not Mexicans, brother Latinas.But I will tell you, like
I I was actually in a relationshipwith this chick who had who had Only
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God can judge me in old Englishright above her butt crack. And the
worst part about it was not thatnot that the tattoo was bad. I
mean the tattoo was bad in asense where it was crooked, but the
tattoo wasn't bad, so only Godcan judge me. Like lifted, lifted
to the right, so like itwasn't straight? Yeah, but was it?
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Was it because you were sucking herdogg style? Let's just say,
oh, yeah, you know youwere okay, So do you think she
was just at that angle? BecauseI know when I fucked Doug style,
girls like do that weird thing andthey she was straight on, like she
was straight on. Yeah, itwas. It was a it was a
right angle. Well I don't knowhow right the angle was because my belly.
Yeah maybe the artist that did it, like you know, when you
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turned the paper to write tru huhuh huh, Yeah, he didn't turn.
He just left her straight, That'swhat I think. Yeah. It
was almost like she had a chesttattoo that said no rag rats. What's
the worst lettering for tattoos? Idon't like Old English. I really don't
like Old English. Now I justreferenced an old English tattoo. It didn't
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look bad as far as the letteringwent. That was all clean. But
I just don't like, you know, like you have guys of our age
that went and got their name liketattooed on their shoulder black and it's all
Old English. I don't like thatat all. Comic Sands, if you
have comic sands, uh sand whatever? That that that that fucking what is
it called grant? What is itcalled font? If you have that font
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on your body? Uh you peede, You're you're that guy that still buys
the Calvin and hobbsticker and that alwayshas the ford being pissed on or a
cowboy cowboys symbol. What you're thatguy? What if you have comic sands
strictly because you actually have like acomic drawn on. That's different. That's
different than because you've seen those guyslike the no regirts. You what I
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want to see a guy that hasa comic sands tattoo that just says comic
sands, like just straight up.Or it's like Times Roman, Times Time
News Roman. I like that.That That's that's next level right there.
What is your favorite font? Like, if you had to choose a font,
you're gonna go to any font.What font are you choosing? Times
New Roman? Really? I don'tchange ever, I don't fucking care,
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like I like, I don't evenI don't know, Like what B word?
What font do you use for ourshows? Oh dude, I use
I use so many different fonts Iknow. So what's your favorite font?
Then? If I'm going to writean email, it's aerial size twelve fond
daunt? How about that for cake? Fon daunt? Like fond dude,
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fondant fond What is what is fondant? What fond is? Fondant is like
the type to make cakes look reallyclean. Get your fucking chef's sass out
in here. We're just talking fuckingfun like a comic. Like a comic
sands tattoo. It says, comicsands suck my dick. Well, Jake,
what do we have coming on thestanding roover this month? I don't
know, but it's eleven fifty twoPM, temperature sixty three degrees. What
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were you saying? Sorry, Ihave to do that for those stupid fucking
I know, I know what whatwhat do we have coming up in the
show? The normal stuff where youknow we have a fucking janis back there?
Who sucks your dick? Uh?Lemme the gopher? Who's who's gonna
be chewing wires? We got thecharge of the month, the over the
line. Uh. We got aguest interview, another fun interview. We
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do this one, this one.I was told this by phone, so
we're my phone only here. Hecould not be here, he could not
be here today. Did I scarethem out of the studio? Did I?
Because I know usually like I flipout on people, and like I
know last time the retard was herewith a wheelchair. He he was mad.
I was in his stall I'm rathercertain that he did. He he
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could not be here for reasons ofincarceration. But uh, well, we'll
get to that when we get there. And then Janis has another game for
us, this one this month aswell, something to do with sitcoms.
So I guess we're gonna talk aboutthat. Uh, and then yeah,
we're gonna talk. We're gonna havesome fucking conversation here, so uh,
why don't we take a real quickbreak and we'll be right back. Sounds
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good? Have you ever on yourNintendo? Your mom was gone? So
you used the body works on yourbody? Ulick the in a net Shanno
winterupon dot com? Shut? Uhthe cherry blossom seared my urethrus again.
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Oh no, no, no,LaSala eavy creak in the house could be
you my walking in No No.When I was twelve and I was just
in middle school, I went andmet my body's over at the swimming pool.
They asked me if I knew howto masturbate. I said, of
course, I do it, andI can do it really great. But
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that was a lie. And whenI went home that night, I went
into the bathroom and thereby the candlelight, I stuck my dick and balls
in a cup of warm water.I be d You know, I'm actually
very proud that this time around weactually saved ourselves enough time so that way
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you could poop and you didn't haveto rush it and you didn't have to
sit there and push it out andtry to get a B word hemy going
on. I'm actually pushing harder justnow that you said that, Well,
when you push, you grunt oryou a silent pusher. I don't know.
I mean, well, sometimes Igrunt. I'm a grunter, and
I used to not be. Iused to be afraid with people, Like
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there's another dude in here right now, and I'm either gonna peel on his
shoes or just talk. I hopeyou know that you leave feeling uncomfortable,
But like I grunt loud on purposenow to make everybody uncomfortable as uncomfortable as
my buck. One of the thingsthat one of the things that I'm really
not used to, though, isthat community pistrough that's there. I love
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that. I love the little biscuitsthey leave in there. You know those
aren't edible right there, biscuits.They're pink biscuits. Piscits who doesn't love
a pink biscuit. Midgets. Midgetsdon't like pink biscuits. There you gotta
go, break down, break downup, break down, shop break down,
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hump breath shup, break down up. Let me hit you chat,
don't Trump, lock Joe, biteup, bring down Trump, Hey,
lock jell me rock chat, bringdown Trump, lock Joe. Bit up.
That we said and died, thatwe fall. Indeed it we said
and died. It we fall.Indeed we said and died. It we
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fall, and Trump get locked up. It's a rap four sau It's a
witch hunt. Ain't no time hereat all after Trump. Nah. I
believe that after Bassa had enough,the justice system missed bout the bar.
Now we stuck until we pushed backon them. Are going up this politician
process to sewn when we yet theleft one to sit and play. God,
that's the fact. And Trump wouldnever sleep with that thing in the
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morning, this wife of sunshine,you would never play with sto Jake.
Holy shit, you are in thefucking studio right now and the call hasn't
even come in yet. I broughtyou a pink biscuit. Here you go
catch that. Oh my god,dude, that is soaked. That is
fucking soaked. It's the best.They're always wet. They're always what you
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know, it's grace when you throwthem at Jannis. Oh my dad fucking
stinks. Dude, Oh dude,get over you just you get over.
You get over the asparagus. Fact. But it's like it's like it's like
clean asparagus, like soapious. Allright, Jana says, we have a
phone call, So so, Janie, why don't you why don't you beat
them in? Hello, this isa prepaid collect call from Hi everybody,
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it's your favorite president and inn edLaura the collectional Institution. This call is
subject to recording and monitoring. Toaccept charges, press one to refuse charges.
Thank you for using te netics.You may start the conversation now.
So we are here welcoming in theforty fifth President of the United States.
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President, mister President, how areyou doing this evening? Thank you very
much. I'm an extremely stable genius. Okay, mister President, have you
dropped the soap yet? Or haveyou found pink biscuits? They call them
dumps, big mass of dumps.Mister President, what did you do with
the pink biscuit? Don't be rude? Can I call you don or Donnie?
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I'm sick of this, mister president? Or forty five thing? Okay?
How Space Force doing these days?I really wanted to get on that
and just so I could fuck atwileck? Are you like? Are you
into that type of stuff? Idon't like mosquitoes? Now that you've been
put in prison, do you stillplan to run for president in twenty twenty
four? I am officially running forpresident of the United States. Do you
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feel if you win the presidency andyou're still in prison that you will improve
the inside of where you're at orcare more about us on the outside.
I know words, I have thebest words, but there's no better words
than stupid. Have you heard fromany other former presidents while you've been in
the can? Can't let that happen? What does Hillary Clinton's vagina look like?
We all need to laugh. Isthere a reason why Hillary Clinton wasn't
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locked up? It's political bullshit?What does Bill Clinton's vagina look like?
They came all over the place.How would you characterize the job that Joe
Biden has done so far? Bill? Shit? Who gave a better blowjob?
Joe Biden? Or Stormy Daniels.I'm gonna come. If you were
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president back in the mid nineties,would you affucked Monica Lewinsky? They call
her Pocahontas. What do you thinkwe can do to actually fix this economic
climate we're in. Everybody's always blamingme for everything. Have you heard from
Rosie O'Donnell? Rosie is a veryunattractive person, both inside and out.
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Oh dude, i'd bang her too. She's the Tesla truckle One Night's dan
Baby. All right, Donald,let me close you out on this.
You have a choice to fuck aduck or a B word? Who you
fucking? I'll look at my AfricanAmerican over here, look at him?
Are you the greatest? Do youknow what I'm talking about? Okay,
Yeah, I don't know that Iwould answer that either. Done. So
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final word to you, what sortof words of wisdom do you have for
us this evening? Thank you verymuch. That's really nice. Thank you.
And yes, I will be thegreatest president that God ever created.
I will fight for you with everybreath in my body, and I will
never ever let you down. Hey, in this room, it's so hot
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in here. Maybe I'll start tobelieve it myself, all right. And
with that, that is the fortyfifth President of the United States, Donald
J. Trump. Let me knowhow the food is, buddy. I
hope you get some cigarettes and youmake some of that what do they call
it? Like where you put juicein the toilet and you make liquor out
of it and you don't get shanked. I wish you. This is my
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favorite interview. Baldigle, Freedom Party. Motherfucker, Rise up, Rise up
for forty five. That's right.I fucking love it. And with that,
we'll be right back when the alarmgoes off. I never sues it.
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When I wake up, I justget up, Thomas Chicken, and
I'm not loosing. Throw the blanketsoff my body and my feet hit the
floor. You're on the stretch.Grab my glasses. Then I opened up
the door. Splash some water inmy face, brush my fingers through my
head. Take a look in themirror for a minute. I just said,
oh my god, I look sohandsome, man, it isn't even
fair. It's time to break myfast, so I'm headed down the stairs.
I need coffee in my body.You're assuming I will start to panic.
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I can't change it or correct it. I've accepted it. I'm an
addic. Don't need to wait around or watch the water kettle boil like
its maangic. I just grab it. Coffee maker automatic. My girl made
me my fish, still one fromthe oven. Three bites in. I
think I could eat a dozen.Then I realize I'm thirsty. I can't
hold back, so I opened upthe fridge and grab the gallon. No
cap, no cap, chuchue.All right, so we are back on
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the standing rover. Jake, what'sthe temperature sixty nine degrees? Because Janis
is about to get fucked in themouth. It's gone up. I'm about
ready to get my face ridden.Bye bye, by miss Janice. There
no completely shaven, dude? Isit just? Do you do you like
it when they have that stubble though? Or do you like it when they
have just a little patch like rightafter the shave? Okay? Yeah?
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Like the little hitler. Oh,just like the hitler, Just like the
hitler above the clip, the littlethe little square right above the right above
the little bag. Yeah, I'mon mine, the clitler. That's a
good one. Yeah. So Janishas a game for us, Jake,
And yeah, okay, all right, a lot of whatever, you know,
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whatever wants to do. Essentially,we have to argue over the best
sitcom songs from TV TV sitcom songsever, So did you? I came
with its? You came with yourfive, and we're gonna say what are
the top five and have a reasoningbehind it. Jannis, you know how
this game is stupid is because uhwhat if we have the same one for
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number one? Then there's no argument. There's no argument. So anyways,
anyways, B word, I guess, I guess start with you, start
with you. What is the numberfive sitcom song for you? So we
actually okay, So I have totalk with you a little bit about some
of the rules here because I'm notfamiliar with them. Define a sitcom,
okay, like show on TV?Yeah? But is the X Files a
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sitcom? As an example? No, that's no, that's okay. So
define a sitcom. It's not adrama, so we're not so we can't
use the sopranos. No, No, that's a okay. I don't know
what what? Okay? What doyou consider a sitcom? Isn't it somewhere
where there's the laugh track and it'sgoofy? Yeah? It's it's like a
situation on comedy. Yeah, yeah, I totally get it. Okay,
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oh that's what that stands for,yes, sit situational comedy. I never
knew that, you're so, Ijust learned something. I never knew what
sick. Thought that was a wordsomebody came up with, and then,
like the assholes they are, theyadded it to the dictionary later, like
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because dude, you know what allright, side note, the Oxford Dictionary
can suck my dick because every yearthey're like, here's a new word,
selfie is now and I don't fuckingcare. Stop adding words. Stop adding
words like sitcom should have never beenadded. Yeah, I could see that.
Yeah, sitcom. It's it's ait's an acronym. I guess,
well, it's not really an acronym, it's just an abbreviation, but yeah,
sitcom. So it's like a biopic. It's like a biopic. Yeah
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fuck biopics, you cunt all right, So I guess we've got our top
five here, and I wasn't reallyprepared for this, So I am gonna
go with cheers, So cheers whereeverybody knows your name. Gross. I
love it every time it comes onit makes me feel nostalgic it you actually
watch the show. I do.It's one of my favorite fucking sitcoms in
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the entire world. Is that sarcasm? No? No, I fucking love
it. I love everything about Cheers. I love everything about Cheers so much.
I love Frasier, which which meanslike I kind of like Wings because
they're all of the same, thesame universe TV universe. But yeah,
no, I love Cheers. Iknew Fraser was part of Cheers. They
didn't know Wings was part of it. And well they're they're like a side
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story, but they have crossover andstuff too. But yeah, I see
that. That was the thing.When I did this list, I didn't
think of shows that I don't liketo watch because I'm never gonna get through
the song, So like, fuckthat, like cause like like, But
then there's other shows where I likedthe show and I don't even know the
interest song, Like news Radio wasa great show news Radio was. I
don't remember the song for news Radio, right, is there one? I
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have any idea? I don't know. It's it's a situational comedy, but
it's like friends, I don't like. I don't like the song for Friends.
See, that's my number five.That's my number five. Here's why,
here's why, because I feel likeevery time I almost got the lap
the claps came on. That wasmy song to clap cheeks too. So
I was banging all the time tothat because that that's that sneaky show.
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That's that sneaky show. When youwant a Netflix and chill, you throw
that on and you bang out toit. Girls Love Friends, All Girls
Loves Friends. You throw it on. You get to stare at Jennifer Anson's
nipples, you get to do theclap for the song, and then while
you're banging it with raw Dog inLife, you might get the clap.
So that's my number five. Didyou like Rachel, Phoebe or Monica Rachel?
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Rachel. Phoebe reminds me of mysister, So that'd be weird because
Phoebe is my sister and Monica isannoying. Dude. Monica fucking drives me
nuts. Yeah, Rachel was fuckinghot. Okay, So I guess we're
going number four. I'm going GreenAcres for number four Acres. Shows I
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never watched, I've never seen living. I've got that one show you always
try to get me to watch withthat Savage kids fucking on here too.
Oh the wonder Years. Oh,I didn't even think of the Wonders.
But it's not a sick it's not. It is not a situational comedy.
It is a It is a dramaand or a drama. Is it a
drummedy? Yes, so it's okay. My next one is I Found a
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Way Drake and Josh What the fuck? I love I love Drake and Josh.
I love that show. I loveDrake and Josh. It's such a
great show. Oh my gosh,dude, that is a fucking terrible show.
I didn't even have a good reason. I don't even have a good
reason, but fuck you here.Wow. Well that kind of goes with
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my next one. I don't reallyknow if this is a situational comedy.
It's a sketch comedy. So Iimagine that that probably counts. All that
from Nickelodeon. Never seen it,you've never seen all that. We're Keenan
and kel came from no and thatpeople, Yes, you were fucking I
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didn't have I didn't have Nickelodeon.Nickelodeon was your regular cable. I didn't
have regular cable. We talked aboutthis. I had to go to your
house and every time I try towatch something actual, really you baby,
watch the Terminator tits fuck all theway off. Well, that that's in
the next one of my next one, I guess Saved by the Bell.
Oh see, I was gonna addthat one. I was gonna have that
one, but I that's it wasdown. It was down to that or
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Boy Me's World. But the problemis with Boy Meets World is Boy Meets
World songs more mattered with the introof like how old they were and what
they were doing, like when they'reriding that stupid red car. It just
pisses me off. Yeah, becauseit's just annoying. It's just fucking annoying.
But Saved by the Bell never changed. That's the other nice part.
It never changed, like Friends neverchanged, Drake and Josh has never changed.
It's just the same song, thesame song. You get what you
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get, I get what I get, what I get, I understand you.
I don't think that's Saved by theBell's a bad song at all.
My next one's gonna be Elligan's Island. Jock Bber, Can you finally pick
something from this century, dude,No, because they don't create good fuck
they do what big bang theory?You want to fucking that's my next one,
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So suck my dick, big bigtheory. That is a great song.
That is a great song. Thatis a great show. I love
that show. I love everything aboutit. The nerddom ah, you should
appreciate it. That's a great song. No, it's a decent song.
It's not the best catching type thing. You want to know what a great
song is, bro, you wantto know what a great song? Is
My number one? You ready forthis? The Fresh Prince of bel Air.
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Suck my dick? That is Thatis the number one fucking situational comedy
intro music. You can kiss myass and lick my fucking starfish, you
son of a bastard. You knowwhat? Fuck you? It's the Flintstone,
going with the Flintstones. Beat theFlintstone. Everybody knows it. Everybody's
happy when they hear it. Uhso, and you can yo ya have
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it a do at the end andyell at your wife. So Flintstones is
my number one. I win,Fuck you, I still win. It's
Fresh Prince of bel Air. I'mgonna say something that I'll never say on
the show again. You win becauseI didn't even put that on my list,
and that pisses me off. It'snot here, it's so good.
I hate you so much. Allright, man, Well let's take a
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little break and we'll be right back. Cities are cool, but I really
like butts got a bad shick.Mawn needs LUTs, pet coming in and
I might need streuts and I alwaysget gas, so I don't need runts
pull up in any lun musk beckWood smelling likelus won a full scand like,
now do what I really want todo? Get you didn't get her
wetter than a moat. I'm mefeeling like I'm on a boat. Dick,
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gotta calling me in a goat.Funny that is coming from a throat.
Pussy got me, Dick. I'mfeeling like a ghost, dead back
with so fat hobbies. I staylow key, no police trying to get
me a base in a rolley.Welcome back into the Stained River from the
Quasalt Studios. Brought to you byother things like sitcoms, dramedy on the
radio, whatever B word. It'spart of my favorite segment. Every every
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time we do this and that isthe over the line segment. Over the
line, over the line, it'sthe whole world gone crazy about the only
one right there. This week overthe Line is a little different because I'm
gonna say, fuck them trees.Fucking trees. The trees at Augusta were
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falling during the Masters. Wait,we're talking fucking golf, bro Yes,
we're talking the trees. The treesat golf. I love the Masters.
I love watching the Masters. Theydelayed a whole day because of fucking trees.
Trees are falling all over the place. Old ass trees just started falling
out of nowhere, and they didn'tThere's two reasons. One, I'm pissed
because they didn't hit anybody. Giantfucking trees falling doesn't hit one person.
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How how there's a lot of oldsthere, a lot of olds that don't
move fast. How do they getout of the way. But if the
tree fell over and nobody saw it, like, doesn't make a sound?
Yes, yes it does? Okay. Now, if if the Masters was
the name of the annual fishing derby, would you be a master baiter?
(25:18):
No, I'd be a bass master. I don't understand how the trees could
be over the line. I mean, unless you like drew a line next
to the tree and over the line. Well, I don't think. I
don't really understand how this is howthis is valid. The trees are over
the line because they caused the mastersto get delayed. I think it changed
the outcome of the game because momentumis a big thing. People were in
the middle of play and to noolds got dead. No olds got dead.
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Bward, wouldn't the wind be thebad here? No wind pushing the
trees over. A tree could fallover without wind, it could have shitty
roots, shitty roots. But multipletrees have shitty roots, and multiple trees
fell at the master. Maybe there'ssome bad on the ground Bward, some
bad. Do you think our ally'surine fertilize those No? I think I
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think, like Caddyshack, those gophersare just going nuts there, just pissed
off everybody. They're fucking eating rootsand trees are just falling all over.
I think the trees are over theline. The trees are over the line.
They fucked up, They fucked thewhole weekend, And you're you're gonna
stay here and say it's not evenvalid. This is not even a valid
over the line. So I reallydon't even understand this over the line,
but I mean it's or over theline segment. Are the trees over the
line or not? It depends,dude, Was Dylan mulvaney under the trees
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drinking a bud Light? No,then it's not over the line? Okay,
why would they be over the lineif she was under there? He?
Whatever? Was it? Because Dylanmulvaney and bud Light's partnership is a
little, a little over the line, Like I don't care, Like if
you're really that worried about it,like, drink better beer number one?
But yeah, I would say,Okay, you know, at least you
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brought a person into the fucking overthe line segment. And at this point
you're a fucking arborist who's complaining overroot fucking growth. Botany's pissing me off
right now? Do you feel that, uh, Dylan mollaney would have the
tree fall on it because they're abottom or are they always on top of
wood? Dylan mulvaney would ride thefucking branch. Okay, so that's the
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top, so the tree couldn't fallon it. I agree, But the
tree could fall on it and thenthey can run. If the tree fell
on the top, is it overthe line? Then for falling on the
top and not being a bottom?No, no, do you think Dylan
mlaney is a dendrophiliac? Potentially?Potentially? I mean, uh yeah,
I mean I imagine that they're smooththat wouldn't butt plug, So that's probably
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fine. Would you rather use budlight as lube on your penis or lube
in your brain to fuck Dylan m'laney, Well, I need to have some
loub of some kind, So we'regonna talk about lube on my penis.
Yeah, for sure, you're pouringbud light au you then shoving it in
if I have no other choice,that's probably yeah. Yeah, you have
no choice right now, you haveno choice. A tree is gonna fall,
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an Augusta tree is gonna fall onyour head over the line or you
let you bang, all right?So I'm taking the Augusta tree one hundred
You're taking the wood in the woodone hundred percent. See how this segment
makes sense now, and that's ourover the line segment. We'll be right
back. I'm your humping better,Johnny Reno. Somebody just walked over your
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brain. By's out with you holiday, I'll beg the dipus up. We
started the game, we never gotto finish. Played for blood. Remember
I was just fooling it out.I wasn't and this time legal new breed.
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Yeah yeah, yeah, welcome backto the stan River, Jake.
I have a real quick question foryou religious, and so by religious,
I imagine that within your church oryour congregation, that there is a person
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of authority that's there, Am Icorrect, whether that be a pastor or
reverend. God is God? Okay, Now this brings up my discharge of
the month, and the reason whyis because we're going to talk about the
Dalai Lama. Fuzzy duny line.Here's our motherfucking discharge of the month.
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This motherfucker not only asked for fora little boy to kiss my lips,
which I'm gonna I'm gonna be.I'm gonna defend the Dahalai Lama slightly in
this case. I am not familiarwith Indian culture. I think it's Indian
Tibetan whatever it is. Long storyshort, I'm not familiar with that.
I don't know if it's appropriate foryoung boys to kiss religious leaders in that
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way, just a peck on thelips, Like a peck on the lips
doesn't really mean a whole lot tome, So I will just say that
that's probably culturally acceptable, but Idon't know, like a fair asterisk there,
I don't know. But the DahaliLama asked the little boy after the
peck on the lips to suck histongue. How you went a little too
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far there, bro, Yeah,I have severe issues with that, dude.
First off, the Dahali Lama isa religious leader. He's a cultural
leader. He is dubbed as hisHoliness. Uh. He is the Buddhist
equivalent to the pope in my bottomentof their of their like Messiah on worth
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right. Basically, yeah, heis. He is the most high on
this earth for sure. He apparently, in their religion, is recreated or
reincarnated from multiple generations and he's thesame person, the same religious leader whatever.
My question to you is, man, if your child or even a
family relative of yours, family friend'schild, whatever, goes into a church
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and the church leader, no matterthe religion, says, suck my tongue,
how do you handle that? That'sa big fucking no, dude,
Yeah, that's it. I havesome serious issues here, dude, Like
this is pedophilia to me, thisis complete pedophilia, all right. But
on the level like of this,like because fuck him, discharge of the
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month. Do you feel that it'sall right he does it to your daughter?
It's an egregious level compared to you, right, Like if he walks
up and says, hey, suckmy tongue beard, just like fuck off,
like what is wrong with you?But the and then they do to
your kid, it's like you're goingin a wood chipper right now. Dude,
I'm not gonna feel bad about it, like you're different. Well yeah,
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yeah, And it's one of thosethings, dude, like if he
stuck his tongue out and like blewa raspberry at the kid as a joke,
that's one thing, Like that's that'schildish behavior, and that's something that
when you're interacting with a minor,like you know it's a joke, right
right. But the fact that thefact that the fucking Dhali Lama said,
oh, now, they give hima hug. Okay, So it started
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out as a hug and then hesays, oh, give me a kiss,
and points to his lips right andthen and then the young kid smacks
a peck right on his lips tothen the Dhali Lama tells the young boy,
mind you his holiness quote unquote tellsthe young boy, suck my tongue.
Ah, dude, I have someserious fucking issues with that, dude,
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serious fucking issues. And we livein a society right now that that
we talk about groomers, we talkabout pedophiles, we talk about like in
certain states there's transgenders that are likedoing readings for kids or whatever. Like
you can have an opinion on alot of these different things, and it
can be against my opinion or itcan be with my opinion or whatever.
I don't know that any of usare going to disagree that this was inappropriate.
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Well it's it's one of those thingstoo, Like it'll just be brushed
over in a few weeks. Yeah, Like, oh, he apologize,
there's nothing wrong. I guarantee thefamily is still part of the religion,
Like that's your thing, Like likeI mean, I will, I will
defend this, Like if a pastordid that to my child, I'm not
leaving my religion. I'm probably leavingthat church though, yeah, well look
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at look at the Catholics, Likethere was a big thing with the Catholic
churches. And there's a lot ofdocumentaries out there, some really really good
ones actually, but where they talkabout these these priests or these cardinals that
are being reassigned to different locations becausethey've done inappropriate things with little boys or
with staff members or whatever, andthat's that's disgusting, Like that shouldn't happen,
right, But it doesn't mean theCatholic religion in and of itself is
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bad. It just means that thatperson is bad, right, Like,
at least that's how I look atit. I agree. I have a
really hard time though when the topreligious leader, like if the Pope came
out and said, hey, suckmy dick and he wasn't joking, like
I would have a serious issue withthe faith. Like I don't know where
I would fall on that? Isit different? Though? If the penis
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is out, like the tongue wasout, the tongue was out, is
there is there a level there too? Like he went like like if the
little nub, like like if thethe freshly cut is out there, yeah,
I would I would have an issueyeah, is the person circumcised.
I believe so. I believe so. I believe in that faith. They
believe in circumcision. Yes, Okay, I don't think that there's I don't
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think that there I don't know,man, he could have a fucking big
ass wizards sleeve. I have noclue, dude, like he can be
hiding quarters in that bitch for allI know. Gross. Yeah, anyway,
I don't even know what to say. Fuck that guy, dude,
fuckuck the dolly Lama gungle goalonga,gunga, goalonga And that is our discharge
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of the month, welcome back.And it's the end of the show.
B word. It's like when thatlittle lamb chop funk would show up and
say the song that never ends,because it's the end the song that yeah
never is good good, good goodweird episode. I mean, we're mad
at wood the good Lady uh andand and Dalli Lama. There was goods
(35:37):
to that, right, you wentgood good good good good good good good
good. Okay, all right,just make sure just want to make sure.
Yeah, I mean we talked withforty five. We we talked about
some shitty as trees apparently for thetrees forgot how to tree like that was
pretty cool. I guess fucking stundid. And then we talked about sitcoms and
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I won. I fucking won,and it's on. It's on recording.
Janie. By the way, Ineed you to actually record our wind totals
so that way we can we cango back and forth on this. And
then we also talked about some fuckingBuddhist pedophile like, uh, fu fuck
him. I'm dumb with him.He's a dumb fucking I don't even know
(36:20):
what to do with today. Ifeel dirty now I'm gonna have to go
back to the men's room and showerwith one of those pink biscuits. I
mean, if there's a monk inthe bathroom with a pink biscuit, Like,
what are you gonna do? I'mgonna put an R Kelly face on
my shower head going forward. That'sfantastic, That's fantastic. Well with that
motherfucker's This is the stay in theRiver for April. Thanks for your support. We out
You're listening to what am I listeningto? The stain Remover. It's not
a stain, it's a racing strikeon salty Hippo radio Caso B word and
(00:44):
welcome into the stain Remover people.This is Beers and as usual, I
am here with the uppy man,Jake, Jake, the hater. I
hate the studio. Yeah, Italk about that every time. Who's Who's
it? Felicia? Can we saybye? Felicia? Who's Who's the lady?
Back? There? Be it?Tr Janie? Well fuck her too?
Yeah? Whatever, Well, shesucks, studio sucks. Janice gives
(01:06):
pretty good blowjobs, though, doesshe? M? Yeah, she could
suck start hardly. Dude, Okay, do you would you? Okay?
Would you rather have a girl thatcan suck it hard or take her teeth
out? Now? What could possiblygo wrong? I mean, I'm not
a huge fan of teeth, butcandidly, I mean, if somebody's taking
their teeth out, their gum onmy dick to death, I'm not sure
(01:27):
that that's It doesn't seem enjoyable tohave my dick gumbed. No, you,
I've never had my dick gums,so it's like like like it's gums
are still hard. I felt mygums when I didn't have teeth, Like,
it doesn't seem like it's gonna bethat much more enjoyable. You know.
What is completely unattractive to me isthe tongue ring. And not because
I think it's esthetically unpleasing. Idon't really care about that. I don't
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like the way it feels. II hate that. It's like when a
chef tells you something's an aphrodisiac justto make you eat it. That's what
I feel. Tongue rings where it'slike, oh, it's gonna it's gonna
make it that much better. No, you don't think that that's what the
trance the tramp stamp was. No, the tramps it doesn't make anything better
either. It just makes the pussysmellier. The tramp stamp is the advertisement
(02:09):
though. No, it makes thepussy stink. How I'm I'm in,
I'm it just does. Okay,the girl that has it, her pussy
stinks more than a girl that doesn't. I'll tell you that right now.
That's a that's a scientific fact,scientific fact by word, yes, science.
What is what's the worst tramp stampyou've ever seen in person. Just
take the giant like it's almost likebarboy. I didn't know whether it was
(02:32):
a death metal band's name or justbarbed wire like that. I'll just say
it that way. And then itlooked like some hair was grown in there
too, because she was a Mexicanincoming call big Bubble but Latina girlfriend.
Oh yeah, they have Harry,Yeah yeah they do. They called that.
They're not Mexicans, brother Latinas.But I will tell you, like
I I was actually in a relationshipwith this chick who had who had Only
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God can judge me in old Englishright above her butt crack. And the
worst part about it was not thatnot that the tattoo was bad. I
mean the tattoo was bad in asense where it was crooked, but the
tattoo wasn't bad, so only Godcan judge me. Like lifted, lifted
to the right, so like itwasn't straight? Yeah, but was it?
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Was it because you were sucking herdogg style? Let's just say,
oh, yeah, you know youwere okay, So do you think she
was just at that angle? BecauseI know when I fucked Doug style,
girls like do that weird thing andthey she was straight on, like she
was straight on. Yeah, itwas. It was a it was a
right angle. Well I don't knowhow right the angle was because my belly.
Yeah maybe the artist that did it, like you know, when you
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turned the paper to write tru huhuh huh, Yeah, he didn't turn.
He just left her straight, That'swhat I think. Yeah. It
was almost like she had a chesttattoo that said no rag rats. What's
the worst lettering for tattoos? Idon't like Old English. I really don't
like Old English. Now I justreferenced an old English tattoo. It didn't
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look bad as far as the letteringwent. That was all clean. But
I just don't like, you know, like you have guys of our age
that went and got their name liketattooed on their shoulder black and it's all
Old English. I don't like thatat all. Comic Sands, if you
have comic sands, uh sand whatever? That that that that fucking what is
it called grant? What is itcalled font? If you have that font
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on your body? Uh you peede, You're you're that guy that still buys
the Calvin and hobbsticker and that alwayshas the ford being pissed on or a
cowboy cowboys symbol. What you're thatguy? What if you have comic sands
strictly because you actually have like acomic drawn on. That's different. That's
different than because you've seen those guyslike the no regirts. You what I
(04:40):
want to see a guy that hasa comic sands tattoo that just says comic
sands, like just straight up.Or it's like Times Roman, Times Time
News Roman. I like that.That That's that's next level right there.
What is your favorite font? Like, if you had to choose a font,
you're gonna go to any font.What font are you choosing? Times
New Roman? Really? I don'tchange ever, I don't fucking care,
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like I like, I don't evenI don't know, Like what B word?
What font do you use for ourshows? Oh dude, I use
I use so many different fonts Iknow. So what's your favorite font?
Then? If I'm going to writean email, it's aerial size twelve fond
daunt? How about that for cake? Fon daunt? Like fond dude,
(05:21):
fondant fond What is what is fondant? What fond is? Fondant is like
the type to make cakes look reallyclean. Get your fucking chef's sass out
in here. We're just talking fuckingfun like a comic. Like a comic
sands tattoo. It says, comicsands suck my dick. Well, Jake,
what do we have coming on thestanding roover this month? I don't
know, but it's eleven fifty twoPM, temperature sixty three degrees. What
(05:45):
were you saying? Sorry, Ihave to do that for those stupid fucking
I know, I know what whatwhat do we have coming up in the
show? The normal stuff where youknow we have a fucking janis back there?
Who sucks your dick? Uh?Lemme the gopher? Who's who's gonna
be chewing wires? We got thecharge of the month, the over the
line. Uh. We got aguest interview, another fun interview. We
(06:05):
do this one, this one.I was told this by phone, so
we're my phone only here. Hecould not be here, he could not
be here today. Did I scarethem out of the studio? Did I?
Because I know usually like I flipout on people, and like I
know last time the retard was herewith a wheelchair. He he was mad.
I was in his stall I'm rathercertain that he did. He he
(06:26):
could not be here for reasons ofincarceration. But uh, well, we'll
get to that when we get there. And then Janis has another game for
us, this one this month aswell, something to do with sitcoms.
So I guess we're gonna talk aboutthat. Uh, and then yeah,
we're gonna talk. We're gonna havesome fucking conversation here, so uh,
why don't we take a real quickbreak and we'll be right back. Sounds
(06:47):
good? Have you ever on yourNintendo? Your mom was gone? So
you used the body works on yourbody? Ulick the in a net Shanno
winterupon dot com? Shut? Uhthe cherry blossom seared my urethrus again.
(07:11):
Oh no, no, no,LaSala eavy creak in the house could be
you my walking in No No.When I was twelve and I was just
in middle school, I went andmet my body's over at the swimming pool.
They asked me if I knew howto masturbate. I said, of
course, I do it, andI can do it really great. But
(07:33):
that was a lie. And whenI went home that night, I went
into the bathroom and thereby the candlelight, I stuck my dick and balls
in a cup of warm water.I be d You know, I'm actually
very proud that this time around weactually saved ourselves enough time so that way
(07:57):
you could poop and you didn't haveto rush it and you didn't have to
sit there and push it out andtry to get a B word hemy going
on. I'm actually pushing harder justnow that you said that, Well,
when you push, you grunt oryou a silent pusher. I don't know.
I mean, well, sometimes Igrunt. I'm a grunter, and
I used to not be. Iused to be afraid with people, Like
(08:18):
there's another dude in here right now, and I'm either gonna peel on his
shoes or just talk. I hopeyou know that you leave feeling uncomfortable,
But like I grunt loud on purposenow to make everybody uncomfortable as uncomfortable as
my buck. One of the thingsthat one of the things that I'm really
not used to, though, isthat community pistrough that's there. I love
(08:39):
that. I love the little biscuitsthey leave in there. You know those
aren't edible right there, biscuits.They're pink biscuits. Piscits who doesn't love
a pink biscuit. Midgets. Midgetsdon't like pink biscuits. There you gotta
go, break down, break downup, break down, shop break down,
(09:05):
hump breath shup, break down up. Let me hit you chat,
don't Trump, lock Joe, biteup, bring down Trump, Hey,
lock jell me rock chat, bringdown Trump, lock Joe. Bit up.
That we said and died, thatwe fall. Indeed it we said
and died. It we fall.Indeed we said and died. It we
(09:28):
fall, and Trump get locked up. It's a rap four sau It's a
witch hunt. Ain't no time hereat all after Trump. Nah. I
believe that after Bassa had enough,the justice system missed bout the bar.
Now we stuck until we pushed backon them. Are going up this politician
process to sewn when we yet theleft one to sit and play. God,
that's the fact. And Trump wouldnever sleep with that thing in the
(09:50):
morning, this wife of sunshine,you would never play with sto Jake.
Holy shit, you are in thefucking studio right now and the call hasn't
even come in yet. I broughtyou a pink biscuit. Here you go
catch that. Oh my god,dude, that is soaked. That is
fucking soaked. It's the best.They're always wet. They're always what you
(10:11):
know, it's grace when you throwthem at Jannis. Oh my dad fucking
stinks. Dude, Oh dude,get over you just you get over.
You get over the asparagus. Fact. But it's like it's like it's like
clean asparagus, like soapious. Allright, Jana says, we have a
phone call, So so, Janie, why don't you why don't you beat
them in? Hello, this isa prepaid collect call from Hi everybody,
(10:37):
it's your favorite president and inn edLaura the collectional Institution. This call is
subject to recording and monitoring. Toaccept charges, press one to refuse charges.
Thank you for using te netics.You may start the conversation now.
So we are here welcoming in theforty fifth President of the United States.
(10:58):
President, mister President, how areyou doing this evening? Thank you very
much. I'm an extremely stable genius. Okay, mister President, have you
dropped the soap yet? Or haveyou found pink biscuits? They call them
dumps, big mass of dumps.Mister President, what did you do with
the pink biscuit? Don't be rude? Can I call you don or Donnie?
(11:20):
I'm sick of this, mister president? Or forty five thing? Okay?
How Space Force doing these days?I really wanted to get on that
and just so I could fuck atwileck? Are you like? Are you
into that type of stuff? Idon't like mosquitoes? Now that you've been
put in prison, do you stillplan to run for president in twenty twenty
four? I am officially running forpresident of the United States. Do you
(11:43):
feel if you win the presidency andyou're still in prison that you will improve
the inside of where you're at orcare more about us on the outside.
I know words, I have thebest words, but there's no better words
than stupid. Have you heard fromany other former presidents while you've been in
the can? Can't let that happen? What does Hillary Clinton's vagina look like?
We all need to laugh. Isthere a reason why Hillary Clinton wasn't
(12:07):
locked up? It's political bullshit?What does Bill Clinton's vagina look like?
They came all over the place.How would you characterize the job that Joe
Biden has done so far? Bill? Shit? Who gave a better blowjob?
Joe Biden? Or Stormy Daniels.I'm gonna come. If you were
(12:28):
president back in the mid nineties,would you affucked Monica Lewinsky? They call
her Pocahontas. What do you thinkwe can do to actually fix this economic
climate we're in. Everybody's always blamingme for everything. Have you heard from
Rosie O'Donnell? Rosie is a veryunattractive person, both inside and out.
(12:50):
Oh dude, i'd bang her too. She's the Tesla truckle One Night's dan
Baby. All right, Donald,let me close you out on this.
You have a choice to fuck aduck or a B word? Who you
fucking? I'll look at my AfricanAmerican over here, look at him?
Are you the greatest? Do youknow what I'm talking about? Okay,
Yeah, I don't know that Iwould answer that either. Done. So
(13:13):
final word to you, what sortof words of wisdom do you have for
us this evening? Thank you verymuch. That's really nice. Thank you.
And yes, I will be thegreatest president that God ever created.
I will fight for you with everybreath in my body, and I will
never ever let you down. Hey, in this room, it's so hot
(13:35):
in here. Maybe I'll start tobelieve it myself, all right. And
with that, that is the fortyfifth President of the United States, Donald
J. Trump. Let me knowhow the food is, buddy. I
hope you get some cigarettes and youmake some of that what do they call
it? Like where you put juicein the toilet and you make liquor out
of it and you don't get shanked. I wish you. This is my
(13:56):
favorite interview. Baldigle, Freedom Party. Motherfucker, Rise up, Rise up
for forty five. That's right.I fucking love it. And with that,
we'll be right back when the alarmgoes off. I never sues it.
(14:16):
When I wake up, I justget up, Thomas Chicken, and
I'm not loosing. Throw the blanketsoff my body and my feet hit the
floor. You're on the stretch.Grab my glasses. Then I opened up
the door. Splash some water inmy face, brush my fingers through my
head. Take a look in themirror for a minute. I just said,
oh my god, I look sohandsome, man, it isn't even
fair. It's time to break myfast, so I'm headed down the stairs.
I need coffee in my body.You're assuming I will start to panic.
(14:39):
I can't change it or correct it. I've accepted it. I'm an
addic. Don't need to wait around or watch the water kettle boil like
its maangic. I just grab it. Coffee maker automatic. My girl made
me my fish, still one fromthe oven. Three bites in. I
think I could eat a dozen.Then I realize I'm thirsty. I can't
hold back, so I opened upthe fridge and grab the gallon. No
cap, no cap, chuchue.All right, so we are back on
(15:03):
the standing rover. Jake, what'sthe temperature sixty nine degrees? Because Janis
is about to get fucked in themouth. It's gone up. I'm about
ready to get my face ridden.Bye bye, by miss Janice. There
no completely shaven, dude? Isit just? Do you do you like
it when they have that stubble though? Or do you like it when they
have just a little patch like rightafter the shave? Okay? Yeah?
(15:26):
Like the little hitler. Oh,just like the hitler, Just like the
hitler above the clip, the littlethe little square right above the right above
the little bag. Yeah, I'mon mine, the clitler. That's a
good one. Yeah. So Janishas a game for us, Jake,
And yeah, okay, all right, a lot of whatever, you know,
(15:48):
whatever wants to do. Essentially,we have to argue over the best
sitcom songs from TV TV sitcom songsever, So did you? I came
with its? You came with yourfive, and we're gonna say what are
the top five and have a reasoningbehind it. Jannis, you know how
this game is stupid is because uhwhat if we have the same one for
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number one? Then there's no argument. There's no argument. So anyways,
anyways, B word, I guess, I guess start with you, start
with you. What is the numberfive sitcom song for you? So we
actually okay, So I have totalk with you a little bit about some
of the rules here because I'm notfamiliar with them. Define a sitcom,
okay, like show on TV?Yeah? But is the X Files a
(16:33):
sitcom? As an example? No, that's no, that's okay. So
define a sitcom. It's not adrama, so we're not so we can't
use the sopranos. No, No, that's a okay. I don't know
what what? Okay? What doyou consider a sitcom? Isn't it somewhere
where there's the laugh track and it'sgoofy? Yeah? It's it's like a
situation on comedy. Yeah, yeah, I totally get it. Okay,
(16:56):
oh that's what that stands for,yes, sit situational comedy. I never
knew that, you're so, Ijust learned something. I never knew what
sick. Thought that was a wordsomebody came up with, and then,
like the assholes they are, theyadded it to the dictionary later, like
(17:17):
because dude, you know what allright, side note, the Oxford Dictionary
can suck my dick because every yearthey're like, here's a new word,
selfie is now and I don't fuckingcare. Stop adding words. Stop adding
words like sitcom should have never beenadded. Yeah, I could see that.
Yeah, sitcom. It's it's ait's an acronym. I guess,
well, it's not really an acronym, it's just an abbreviation, but yeah,
sitcom. So it's like a biopic. It's like a biopic. Yeah
(17:40):
fuck biopics, you cunt all right, So I guess we've got our top
five here, and I wasn't reallyprepared for this, So I am gonna
go with cheers, So cheers whereeverybody knows your name. Gross. I
love it every time it comes onit makes me feel nostalgic it you actually
watch the show. I do.It's one of my favorite fucking sitcoms in
(18:00):
the entire world. Is that sarcasm? No? No, I fucking love
it. I love everything about Cheers. I love everything about Cheers so much.
I love Frasier, which which meanslike I kind of like Wings because
they're all of the same, thesame universe TV universe. But yeah,
no, I love Cheers. Iknew Fraser was part of Cheers. They
didn't know Wings was part of it. And well they're they're like a side
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story, but they have crossover andstuff too. But yeah, I see
that. That was the thing.When I did this list, I didn't
think of shows that I don't liketo watch because I'm never gonna get through
the song, So like, fuckthat, like cause like like, But
then there's other shows where I likedthe show and I don't even know the
interest song, Like news Radio wasa great show news Radio was. I
don't remember the song for news Radio, right, is there one? I
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have any idea? I don't know. It's it's a situational comedy, but
it's like friends, I don't like. I don't like the song for Friends.
See, that's my number five.That's my number five. Here's why,
here's why, because I feel likeevery time I almost got the lap
the claps came on. That wasmy song to clap cheeks too. So
I was banging all the time tothat because that that's that sneaky show.
(19:08):
That's that sneaky show. When youwant a Netflix and chill, you throw
that on and you bang out toit. Girls Love Friends, All Girls
Loves Friends. You throw it on. You get to stare at Jennifer Anson's
nipples, you get to do theclap for the song, and then while
you're banging it with raw Dog inLife, you might get the clap.
So that's my number five. Didyou like Rachel, Phoebe or Monica Rachel?
(19:33):
Rachel. Phoebe reminds me of mysister, So that'd be weird because
Phoebe is my sister and Monica isannoying. Dude. Monica fucking drives me
nuts. Yeah, Rachel was fuckinghot. Okay, So I guess we're
going number four. I'm going GreenAcres for number four Acres. Shows I
(19:55):
never watched, I've never seen living. I've got that one show you always
try to get me to watch withthat Savage kids fucking on here too.
Oh the wonder Years. Oh,I didn't even think of the Wonders.
But it's not a sick it's not. It is not a situational comedy.
It is a It is a dramaand or a drama. Is it a
drummedy? Yes, so it's okay. My next one is I Found a
(20:22):
Way Drake and Josh What the fuck? I love I love Drake and Josh.
I love that show. I loveDrake and Josh. It's such a
great show. Oh my gosh,dude, that is a fucking terrible show.
I didn't even have a good reason. I don't even have a good
reason, but fuck you here.Wow. Well that kind of goes with
(20:45):
my next one. I don't reallyknow if this is a situational comedy.
It's a sketch comedy. So Iimagine that that probably counts. All that
from Nickelodeon. Never seen it,you've never seen all that. We're Keenan
and kel came from no and thatpeople, Yes, you were fucking I
(21:06):
didn't have I didn't have Nickelodeon.Nickelodeon was your regular cable. I didn't
have regular cable. We talked aboutthis. I had to go to your
house and every time I try towatch something actual, really you baby,
watch the Terminator tits fuck all theway off. Well, that that's in
the next one of my next one, I guess Saved by the Bell.
Oh see, I was gonna addthat one. I was gonna have that
one, but I that's it wasdown. It was down to that or
(21:29):
Boy Me's World. But the problemis with Boy Meets World is Boy Meets
World songs more mattered with the introof like how old they were and what
they were doing, like when they'reriding that stupid red car. It just
pisses me off. Yeah, becauseit's just annoying. It's just fucking annoying.
But Saved by the Bell never changed. That's the other nice part.
It never changed, like Friends neverchanged, Drake and Josh has never changed.
It's just the same song, thesame song. You get what you
(21:52):
get, I get what I get, what I get, I understand you.
I don't think that's Saved by theBell's a bad song at all.
My next one's gonna be Elligan's Island. Jock Bber, Can you finally pick
something from this century, dude,No, because they don't create good fuck
they do what big bang theory?You want to fucking that's my next one,
(22:14):
So suck my dick, big bigtheory. That is a great song.
That is a great song. Thatis a great show. I love
that show. I love everything aboutit. The nerddom ah, you should
appreciate it. That's a great song. No, it's a decent song.
It's not the best catching type thing. You want to know what a great
song is, bro, you wantto know what a great song? Is
My number one? You ready forthis? The Fresh Prince of bel Air.
(22:37):
Suck my dick? That is Thatis the number one fucking situational comedy
intro music. You can kiss myass and lick my fucking starfish, you
son of a bastard. You knowwhat? Fuck you? It's the Flintstone,
going with the Flintstones. Beat theFlintstone. Everybody knows it. Everybody's
happy when they hear it. Uhso, and you can yo ya have
(22:59):
it a do at the end andyell at your wife. So Flintstones is
my number one. I win,Fuck you, I still win. It's
Fresh Prince of bel Air. I'mgonna say something that I'll never say on
the show again. You win becauseI didn't even put that on my list,
and that pisses me off. It'snot here, it's so good.
I hate you so much. Allright, man, Well let's take a
(23:22):
little break and we'll be right back. Cities are cool, but I really
like butts got a bad shick.Mawn needs LUTs, pet coming in and
I might need streuts and I alwaysget gas, so I don't need runts
pull up in any lun musk beckWood smelling likelus won a full scand like,
now do what I really want todo? Get you didn't get her
wetter than a moat. I'm mefeeling like I'm on a boat. Dick,
(23:42):
gotta calling me in a goat.Funny that is coming from a throat.
Pussy got me, Dick. I'mfeeling like a ghost, dead back
with so fat hobbies. I staylow key, no police trying to get
me a base in a rolley.Welcome back into the Stained River from the
Quasalt Studios. Brought to you byother things like sitcoms, dramedy on the
radio, whatever B word. It'spart of my favorite segment. Every every
(24:07):
time we do this and that isthe over the line segment. Over the
line, over the line, it'sthe whole world gone crazy about the only
one right there. This week overthe Line is a little different because I'm
gonna say, fuck them trees.Fucking trees. The trees at Augusta were
(24:33):
falling during the Masters. Wait,we're talking fucking golf, bro Yes,
we're talking the trees. The treesat golf. I love the Masters.
I love watching the Masters. Theydelayed a whole day because of fucking trees.
Trees are falling all over the place. Old ass trees just started falling
out of nowhere, and they didn'tThere's two reasons. One, I'm pissed
because they didn't hit anybody. Giantfucking trees falling doesn't hit one person.
(24:56):
How how there's a lot of oldsthere, a lot of olds that don't
move fast. How do they getout of the way. But if the
tree fell over and nobody saw it, like, doesn't make a sound?
Yes, yes it does? Okay. Now, if if the Masters was
the name of the annual fishing derby, would you be a master baiter?
(25:18):
No, I'd be a bass master. I don't understand how the trees could
be over the line. I mean, unless you like drew a line next
to the tree and over the line. Well, I don't think. I
don't really understand how this is howthis is valid. The trees are over
the line because they caused the mastersto get delayed. I think it changed
the outcome of the game because momentumis a big thing. People were in
the middle of play and to noolds got dead. No olds got dead.
(25:41):
Bward, wouldn't the wind be thebad here? No wind pushing the
trees over. A tree could fallover without wind, it could have shitty
roots, shitty roots. But multipletrees have shitty roots, and multiple trees
fell at the master. Maybe there'ssome bad on the ground Bward, some
bad. Do you think our ally'surine fertilize those No? I think I
(26:02):
think, like Caddyshack, those gophersare just going nuts there, just pissed
off everybody. They're fucking eating rootsand trees are just falling all over.
I think the trees are over theline. The trees are over the line.
They fucked up, They fucked thewhole weekend, And you're you're gonna
stay here and say it's not evenvalid. This is not even a valid
over the line. So I reallydon't even understand this over the line,
but I mean it's or over theline segment. Are the trees over the
line or not? It depends,dude, Was Dylan mulvaney under the trees
(26:26):
drinking a bud Light? No,then it's not over the line? Okay,
why would they be over the lineif she was under there? He?
Whatever? Was it? Because Dylanmulvaney and bud Light's partnership is a
little, a little over the line, Like I don't care, Like if
you're really that worried about it,like, drink better beer number one?
But yeah, I would say,Okay, you know, at least you
(26:48):
brought a person into the fucking overthe line segment. And at this point
you're a fucking arborist who's complaining overroot fucking growth. Botany's pissing me off
right now? Do you feel that, uh, Dylan mollaney would have the
tree fall on it because they're abottom or are they always on top of
wood? Dylan mulvaney would ride thefucking branch. Okay, so that's the
(27:11):
top, so the tree couldn't fallon it. I agree, But the
tree could fall on it and thenthey can run. If the tree fell
on the top, is it overthe line? Then for falling on the
top and not being a bottom?No, no, do you think Dylan
mlaney is a dendrophiliac? Potentially?Potentially? I mean, uh yeah,
I mean I imagine that they're smooththat wouldn't butt plug, So that's probably
(27:33):
fine. Would you rather use budlight as lube on your penis or lube
in your brain to fuck Dylan m'laney, Well, I need to have some
loub of some kind, So we'regonna talk about lube on my penis.
Yeah, for sure, you're pouringbud light au you then shoving it in
if I have no other choice,that's probably yeah. Yeah, you have
no choice right now, you haveno choice. A tree is gonna fall,
(27:56):
an Augusta tree is gonna fall onyour head over the line or you
let you bang, all right?So I'm taking the Augusta tree one hundred
You're taking the wood in the woodone hundred percent. See how this segment
makes sense now, and that's ourover the line segment. We'll be right
back. I'm your humping better,Johnny Reno. Somebody just walked over your
(28:29):
brain. By's out with you holiday, I'll beg the dipus up. We
started the game, we never gotto finish. Played for blood. Remember
I was just fooling it out.I wasn't and this time legal new breed.
(29:00):
Yeah yeah, yeah, welcome backto the stan River, Jake.
I have a real quick question foryou religious, and so by religious,
I imagine that within your church oryour congregation, that there is a person
(29:21):
of authority that's there, Am Icorrect, whether that be a pastor or
reverend. God is God? Okay, Now this brings up my discharge of
the month, and the reason whyis because we're going to talk about the
Dalai Lama. Fuzzy duny line.Here's our motherfucking discharge of the month.
(29:53):
This motherfucker not only asked for fora little boy to kiss my lips,
which I'm gonna I'm gonna be.I'm gonna defend the Dahalai Lama slightly in
this case. I am not familiarwith Indian culture. I think it's Indian
Tibetan whatever it is. Long storyshort, I'm not familiar with that.
I don't know if it's appropriate foryoung boys to kiss religious leaders in that
(30:15):
way, just a peck on thelips, Like a peck on the lips
doesn't really mean a whole lot tome, So I will just say that
that's probably culturally acceptable, but Idon't know, like a fair asterisk there,
I don't know. But the DahaliLama asked the little boy after the
peck on the lips to suck histongue. How you went a little too
(30:36):
far there, bro, Yeah,I have severe issues with that, dude.
First off, the Dahali Lama isa religious leader. He's a cultural
leader. He is dubbed as hisHoliness. Uh. He is the Buddhist
equivalent to the pope in my bottomentof their of their like Messiah on worth
(30:59):
right. Basically, yeah, heis. He is the most high on
this earth for sure. He apparently, in their religion, is recreated or
reincarnated from multiple generations and he's thesame person, the same religious leader whatever.
My question to you is, man, if your child or even a
family relative of yours, family friend'schild, whatever, goes into a church
(31:22):
and the church leader, no matterthe religion, says, suck my tongue,
how do you handle that? That'sa big fucking no, dude,
Yeah, that's it. I havesome serious issues here, dude, Like
this is pedophilia to me, thisis complete pedophilia, all right. But
on the level like of this,like because fuck him, discharge of the
(31:44):
month. Do you feel that it'sall right he does it to your daughter?
It's an egregious level compared to you, right, Like if he walks
up and says, hey, suckmy tongue beard, just like fuck off,
like what is wrong with you?But the and then they do to
your kid, it's like you're goingin a wood chipper right now. Dude,
I'm not gonna feel bad about it, like you're different. Well yeah,
(32:06):
yeah, And it's one of thosethings, dude, like if he
stuck his tongue out and like blewa raspberry at the kid as a joke,
that's one thing, Like that's that'schildish behavior, and that's something that
when you're interacting with a minor,like you know it's a joke, right
right. But the fact that thefact that the fucking Dhali Lama said,
oh, now, they give hima hug. Okay, So it started
(32:27):
out as a hug and then hesays, oh, give me a kiss,
and points to his lips right andthen and then the young kid smacks
a peck right on his lips tothen the Dhali Lama tells the young boy,
mind you his holiness quote unquote tellsthe young boy, suck my tongue.
Ah, dude, I have someserious fucking issues with that, dude,
(32:51):
serious fucking issues. And we livein a society right now that that
we talk about groomers, we talkabout pedophiles, we talk about like in
certain states there's transgenders that are likedoing readings for kids or whatever. Like
you can have an opinion on alot of these different things, and it
can be against my opinion or itcan be with my opinion or whatever.
I don't know that any of usare going to disagree that this was inappropriate.
(33:13):
Well it's it's one of those thingstoo, Like it'll just be brushed
over in a few weeks. Yeah, Like, oh, he apologize,
there's nothing wrong. I guarantee thefamily is still part of the religion,
Like that's your thing, Like likeI mean, I will, I will
defend this, Like if a pastordid that to my child, I'm not
leaving my religion. I'm probably leavingthat church though, yeah, well look
(33:36):
at look at the Catholics, Likethere was a big thing with the Catholic
churches. And there's a lot ofdocumentaries out there, some really really good
ones actually, but where they talkabout these these priests or these cardinals that
are being reassigned to different locations becausethey've done inappropriate things with little boys or
with staff members or whatever, andthat's that's disgusting, Like that shouldn't happen,
right, But it doesn't mean theCatholic religion in and of itself is
(33:59):
bad. It just means that thatperson is bad, right, Like,
at least that's how I look atit. I agree. I have a
really hard time though when the topreligious leader, like if the Pope came
out and said, hey, suckmy dick and he wasn't joking, like
I would have a serious issue withthe faith. Like I don't know where
I would fall on that? Isit different? Though? If the penis
(34:19):
is out, like the tongue wasout, the tongue was out, is
there is there a level there too? Like he went like like if the
little nub, like like if thethe freshly cut is out there, yeah,
I would I would have an issueyeah, is the person circumcised.
I believe so. I believe so. I believe in that faith. They
believe in circumcision. Yes, Okay, I don't think that there's I don't
(34:39):
think that there I don't know,man, he could have a fucking big
ass wizards sleeve. I have noclue, dude, like he can be
hiding quarters in that bitch for allI know. Gross. Yeah, anyway,
I don't even know what to say. Fuck that guy, dude,
fuckuck the dolly Lama gungle goalonga,gunga, goalonga And that is our discharge
(35:15):
of the month, welcome back.And it's the end of the show.
B word. It's like when thatlittle lamb chop funk would show up and
say the song that never ends,because it's the end the song that yeah
never is good good, good goodweird episode. I mean, we're mad
at wood the good Lady uh andand and Dalli Lama. There was goods
(35:37):
to that, right, you wentgood good good good good good good good
good. Okay, all right,just make sure just want to make sure.
Yeah, I mean we talked withforty five. We we talked about
some shitty as trees apparently for thetrees forgot how to tree like that was
pretty cool. I guess fucking stundid. And then we talked about sitcoms and
(35:59):
I won. I fucking won,and it's on. It's on recording.
Janie. By the way, Ineed you to actually record our wind totals
so that way we can we cango back and forth on this. And
then we also talked about some fuckingBuddhist pedophile like, uh, fu fuck
him. I'm dumb with him.He's a dumb fucking I don't even know
(36:20):
what to do with today. Ifeel dirty now I'm gonna have to go
back to the men's room and showerwith one of those pink biscuits. I
mean, if there's a monk inthe bathroom with a pink biscuit, Like,
what are you gonna do? I'mgonna put an R Kelly face on
my shower head going forward. That'sfantastic, That's fantastic. Well with that
motherfucker's This is the stay in theRiver for April. Thanks for your support. We out
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