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"Hippo Happy Hour," was set on the premise of two buddies bantering at the local watering hole, Sal's Tavern. “The Stain Remover,” wass a satirical parody of two guys working at a radio station. B-Word and Jake host K-SALT’s flagship program, "The Stain Remover."
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You're listening to? What am Ilistening to? The stain remover. It's
not a ship stand, it's aracing stripe on salty hippo radio cas B
word and welcome back to the standingRemover, where the ship is hot and
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the piss is cold. Welcome in, Jake, how are you fucking radio
station time? I am in mychair? Hey? Can you hear my
chair? Is this coming through?Yeah? They got They brought me a
new chair and my favorite thing isthat it squeaks louder than the last chair.
I'm so out of this station fordoing such good work for us.
The station is like the shelter ofradio stations. It's like the Portland,
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Oregon of the of any radio studio. Like it is so bad you could
poop in the streets, you canshoot heroin, you can vote however you
want, and nothing changes. Ilove this station so much. Let me
tell you real talk. Something happenedyesterday that I was made aware of today
due to news headlines. There wasa thirty something and another thirty something having
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sex in a public park on apark bench, and they were both arrested
for lud as in public. Thatis something in my area. That would
not happen in your area. Theywould just let that shit slide. Which
one do you agree with more havingsex and public it should be allowed?
Or what are you asking me?Yea, I want to make sure I
got this right. Do you thinkthat having sex in public should be allowed?
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Should you allow that public park ona park bench? No? Why
no? I don't because I'm notinvited. Oh like, if I'm walking
by, here's why, I'm gonnaraise my hand like a good little boy
and go hey, can I comeover? And I'm gonna tell you right
now, they're gonna tell me tofuck off. So so no, it
should not be allowed. Not allowedbecause I'm not invited. So let me
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give you the full aspect here.So there was a bystander that was taking
photographs and videos of what was happeningthat these two people did not realize.
They called the police and filed thecomplaint. The police officer was able to
review the media that was taken toactually determine that they were having sexual acts.
But prior to that, the storywas when the police officer showed up
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and the guy was performing cunnelingus ona woman on a park bench that he
was just yes, he was justkissing. He was just kissing her thighs
because her thighs hurt. Have youheard of a better excuse? Was she
running? Was she a running dude? I don't know. I don't know.
She may have been mine. Okay, I want to ask this.
Let me ask you this. Sothe guy who recorded it, right too?
Or a guy or girl? Iimagine it was a Karen, but
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yeah, it was a Carrien whorecorded this to show that. Do you
think the cop goes can you textme that information? Or do they confiscate
their phone for evidence? Oh that'sa great the best way to go nowadays.
That's a great thing. Yeah,I don't know. They probably,
like I hope they took her phone. He was an air drop dude,
straight up? Oh no, whatif? I bet? I bet?
I bet? All cops are Samsungusers. Oh so maybe it was a
snack video. Yeah, dude,they're they're Here's the worst part. He
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actually opened it, wanked it,and then fucking deleted. You had to
call her back and go could youplease re send that show? Yeah?
No? Shit? Huh crazy?Well, So welcome into case auld everybody.
This is the march episault at Marchepisoult March episode of Kassalt Radio.
Uh, salty hipop Radio located herein downtown crime Town. Uh, we
have a fun episode today. WellI should say it's fun because they're telling
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us it's fun. However, Yeah, we have a retard coming in.
I heard there's a retard on awheelchair. I don't know if he was
charted once, but he's definitely beentarted again. So, Uh, we're
gonna go ahead and and listen toStephen Hawking. That's a smart retard.
That's a smart tar tar. I'mkind of confused here because Stephen Hawking died
like he died in a house fireand think like at the top of the
stairs he just couldn't get down.But I think that the reason that we
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have him here is he supposed totalk with us about some sort of aliens
or something. I don't know.I don't know. And then Janis has
a game for us this month calledToo Hot for Ginger and she said it's
a Saint Patrick's Day edition. Sowe're gonna go through that as usual.
You're gonna introduce our over the linesegment. You have a candidate for that
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one? Correct? I do,because I'm fucking pissed off like normal,
all right. I like that.This sucks. I like that. And
we also have our Discharge of theMonth segment, which is gonna be pretty
fucking interesting in my opinion. Sowith that, dude, let's go ahead
and take a real quick break andwe'll be right back with Stephen Hawking.
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It was the first day back toschool, cutting up a glass, acting
like a tool. Friends are rollingin. We started talking about the summer
saw Twilight. I spoke up andI asked, my friends, are they
any new girls nine or tens?Pulling of you honeys and move from other
cities. And in walk this girlwith sago biddies. Oh, I can't
believe my eyes. In a contest, they win first prize, double D
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guarantee. I'm checking his eyes aslike two beach bottles and a shirt disguise
for Earth and Mars having some fun. Point. I take that back,
It's like two of the Sun.But at this point I let my mind
run and drift it off. Thingabout to take o biddies the word Jake,
are you pooping again? Yeah?I guess what. I'm so proud
of myself, that fucking retard can'tpoop. I'm in the handicapped all.
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I purposely came in here and Ido that. I was gonna be off
here, and I went, fuckthis guy, I'm gonna poop in here,
blow it up, and I hopehe rolls in here all four fucking
wheels and he really needs to go. And I'm gonna equal empty square this
fucking plilett and gravit on it out. Dude. Fuck yes, this burrito
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is making sense. So was ita burrito that you ate today? I
always eat a burrito, I always. I have this new thing. I'm
eating a burrito before every show tosee how long it takes before I poop.
And I'm trying to I'm betting itbecause you know, I'm a degenerate,
right, I'm betting against myself.The over under that I don't poop
my pants in the studio. Ilike it. So talk to me about
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this burrito. What were the whatwere the contents of the burrito? Was
it a vegan burrito? Vegetarian burrito? Did you have some meat in there?
Why the fuck would I order avegan brid what's that? What the
hell? What are you American?What are you a fucking communists. Fuck
my dick, dude, fucking burritosare supposed to have meat, bean,
cheese and a tortilla. That's allyou need. So you need vegan?
Do you get ask the little things? But no vegan shit in here.
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Did you really ask if I'm anAmerican and a communist? Yeah? Did
you vote for Biden? Oh?Wow wow wow. And on that note,
I'm gonna go get the interview started. I'll see in a minute.
Fucker Michelle. Hello. My nameis Stephen clicking, physicist, cosmologist and
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something of the dreamer. Although Icannot move and I have to speak through
a computer in my mind, Iam free busch until I tell my status
Saxon statist, Saxon status, saxhim status, Saxon status, Saxon.
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Welcome back to the stand Rover.This is b word and as usual,
I am not here with Jake,but instead I am here with who I
am told is an absolute genius whomight be here to talk with us about
time travel, aliens, the pyramids, whatever else, and so welcome.
He's not that smart. He's notthat smart. I'm here. He's not
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that smart. He couldn't figure outhow to use the regular toilet. What's
up? Bro? Yeah, Iwas in your stall, mister Hawking,
do you were you? Were youunable to go to the restroom? I
drove my wheel, will be ableto boo when I arrived Rendy Camp,
Randy, Yeah, I'm glad youcouldn't. Hey, and guess what.
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There's toilet paper stuck to your wheel? Bro? Well fuck yeah, look
look for it. Dude. Hecan't move like. This is the worst
thing ever. It's like, like, I understand this is radio and we're
supposed to be audio, but whatthe fuck? Man like you might as
well be talking to Siri. AllI'm saying is that he's the best version
of Professor X that I've seen.Uh, mister Hawkings, Sir, can
you tell us a little bit aboutwhat brought you to Salty Hippo Radio today?
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I came here today to discount myread incarnation and Transformers. Hey,
mister Hawking, would you rather fuckSiri or Alexa? I fuck well love
clearly from A and the commercial.Please stop calling me mister, Please call
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me Steve, so Steven as yousaid to call you. I I have
a question for you. What smarterchat GPT I think is what it's called
or google GPT run. I don'tunderstand what he's talking about. B word,
what the hell is happening right now? You have to listen closely,
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Jake. I'm as close to himas possible. You made me sit next
to him. He stinks. Well, I think he just fucking grows.
He's just shot himself. But misterhockey, did you show yourself? I
think might be made my wise powerwhen your legs would work? What was
your favorite activity? And being up? And his mouth? This is rock?
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And if we could dive deep intodeeper space and and find out if
God exists or not? What woulddo you think the equivalent of our society
will become if those things happen?Well, you even talking about, mister
Hawking, how does gravity affect yourball sack? Because I feel the older
I'm getting, the lower they're falling. But I don't know if that's just
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due to my body or the gravitationalpull. It's time. That's the autistical
dropped. So Stephen, talk tome a little bit about your anti lock
brake system on that little machine thatyou're driving there, Like when you have
to stop, how do you actuallymake it stop? Mister Hawking? Do
you wish you would have had anoverbite instead of an underbite, you mother,
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you would do you would look morelike a rabbit instead of a gopher
or a prairie dog whatever whatever.You're probably prairie dog now because I took
your stall. Hey, all right, and I'll give you the final words,
mister Hocking. Uh so, thankyou again for coming into Salty Hippo
Radio. Do you have any doyou have anything else to say? Jake,
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I don't think he likes you.I hate our guests sometimes you I
don't even care. I don't evencare. It's nine o two. Whatever
we say, case salt, whateverwe gonna do. Mister science man's leaving
professor X. Yeah, dude,you're like, oh you get out of
here, dude. It's it's likethat scene in Austin Powers when he keeps
backing up and hitting ship. Dudelike this is the I will say this.
This rice we've had with no fuckingturn right, Jesus turn right.
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He ain't Jesus bro I know,I know he does have holes in his
hands though. So with that,we're gonna go to uh, We're gonna
go to a break. We'll beright back then, wants for the ship
dead Buddha Sea and the name ofthe ship, but the palty the Wind's
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blue hard to boot him down.The Belomie Bully bos Blue comes. It's
pretty So it's from Slow and Down. Welcome back to the standing over This
is b word. So I'm herewith my buddy Jake, and Janie over
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there in the box is telling usthat we have a game called Too Hot
for Ginger. I'm getting an emailhere from Janis so ultimately, Jake,
it looks like we are to rankthe hottest redheads in honor of Saint Patrick's
day. Looks like we have tosay our top five. We have the
option to put in honorable mention.Are you prepared with any of the ship
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because I'm not. Yeah. Theone thing I like about Gingers I fucked
three. Their carpet always matches thedrapes, and sometimes you can spell things
out on their freckles. Their hemorrhoidstend to match, too, so I'm
happy about that their hemorrhoids match.Yeah, they're all red and sparkly.
So is that true that Ginger isonly like anal? I don't know if
they only like anal, but whentheir whole body's clear, and they've got
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a little red lump and a brownspot. It just stands out, dude,
it's like a white spot. They'relike for my balls. It's like,
uh, when Jamie Lee Curtis eatsthe yogurt that makes you shit and
it makes your float. Yeah likethat activity. Yeah, Activia. Gingers
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are the activita of the sexual world. All right, So Janis has giving
me the go ahead, So Jake, we have to talk about our top
five hottest gingers. Now, areyou going all male, all female,
a mix of both? What areyou doing on both? I'm gonna fucking
be a bisexual orgin here, andmy first one's gonna be Rupert Grint.
I know you're not a fucking youthink he's sexypan? Oh now yeah,
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when he was young. No,now that he's an adult ruper Gret Bro.
He looks like an Edge Charin.I like Ed Sheeran too. He's
on my list, So thanks fora fucking spoiler alert. He's number two.
No, I got both of them. Here's why, because they they
look like cousins. So I canhave an Alabama Ginger like cocktail. All
gingers look like cousin. Bro,right, that's the point. But those
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two are my Alabama ginger cocktail.Dude, Okay, I'm gonna fucking just
have a fucking free wild ride.Okay, so we've got Rupert Grint is
your honorable mention? Do you haveany other honorable mentions? No? Okay,
so because I was ill prepared.The only one that's coming to mind
right now is Damian Lewis, whowas on Billions. He was Axe off
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of Oh the guy. I've alwayssaid that she played Carnage. Yeah,
so I'm gonna go with him formy honorable mention. And uh so let's
let's get into a list and I'mgonna I'm gonna have you go so I
can compile one. So Damian Lewiscan fuck you with his eyebrows. Bro,
dude, ginger power. He hashis eyes though, are fucking awesome.
Like I'm most gingers, they justlook directly into your soul. When
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I when I see Damian Lewis,I feel I feel like he's looking right
into my heart. It's just amazing. So number one or number five is
Elie Kemper for me. Ooh,she has the secretary in the office.
She's smoking. She hasn't she Idon't know if you know this. She
has a YouTube video about sucking aguy dry, really dry blow job.
It's so fucking funny. She's talkingabout how dry it's gonna be and how
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she's gonna use her teeth, andit's like a comedy thing. Oh yeah,
I'd better give me a dry blowjob. I mean, yeah,
she's hot enough to do it.My number five is gonna be Deborah Messing
from Will and Grace. Yeah,yeah, from Will with the gay guy.
Yeah. Figure, She's around enoughgay guys, she should know how
to suck it. She looks likea cunt. She is. She is
a cut right, So I don't. I don't want that. I don't.
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She's she's an angry little bit,but she's hot, So I'm gonna
go with her for my number four. Who's or Vibe? Who's your number
four? Vi? Ed Sheeron,So as I said number two, I
met like in the next order,so Ed Sheeron. I'm gonna take that
little homeless guitar player and I'm gonnatake him home wow, And I'm gonna
make him my little pet. Andhe's gonna he's gonna make my socks for
me after they come out of thedryer, and he's also gonna give me
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a dry blow. Oh I likeit. I I don't find ed Sheeran
that that that hot. But Iwill tell you is love Fisher. Isle
of Fisher is fucking phenomenal. Isleof Fisher is specifically in wedding crashers.
Oh my lord, she could tellme she's a virgin all to him,
be crazy. I'm all about thatlife. See theory of two. Amy
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Adams is my isle of Fisher.Oh yeah, see, I think is
my next one. They're interchangeable.Well, I think of Jessica Chess staying
and Amy Adams. Okay, butsee Amy Adams great actress. Here's why
she could fake the best orgasm forme. Ever, oh like she it's
never gonna be real. It's nevergonna be real for her because I don't
think gingers actually have orgasms. Ithink they just pro create like worms,
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Like they bump up against each otherand another ginger comes out. I really
think that they don't know how tohave one. So since she's such a
great actress, she's my number threebecause she's gonna fake the orgasms for me.
Well, my number three is AmyAdams because I love Amy Adams and
damn near almost everything that she's beenin, from Arrival to Trouble with the
Curve to wasn't she in the officefor a season or two? I think
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she was in the first season.Yeah, so she's She's definitely on my
list. Amy Adams was also hotLowest Lane. By the way, I'm
not gonna lie there. Yeah.Yeah, so well who's your number two?
Is? Who's your next one?You know, you go next.
I was kind of curious before Igo. I'll go ahead and go,
do you have cat pea Mouth onyour list? Emma Stone, No,
I do not. I was actuallygonna talk about cat pee Mouth, okay,
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because my favorite thing is there arepeople in this world that you say
something about and everybody agrees that that'swhat they look like. So every time
I talk about cat pe Mouth,they're like, that's what she looks like.
Say her name for everybody to know, because cat pe Mouth, now
that we're gonna say it, it'slike Anna Paquin. Anna Paquin looks like
she smells. She her whole bodysmells like coffee breath out of that gap
coming out of her fucking face.Like that's just gross. I like it.
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I like it. Yeah, soEmma Stone is cat pea mouth.
I think emmastone is actually pretty attractive. Don't tell me. She's on your
list, not on my list.She's not on my list. My number
two is Bryce Dallas Howard. Ohyeah, that's mine. Is that your
number two? That's mine? Bigold titties, nice thicky thing. But
she's not as good as my numberone. She's like the step down for
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my number one, which I thinkour number two and number one are because
guess what b word? You area man of boobies and subis and I
know number one is all about boobies. Now, I will say this,
I am sad that my number oneis not my favorite muppet because I want
to bang her head until she becomesa bobblehead in real life. And that
is Riba McIntyre. Wow, ifwe're talking about pure sexual frustration, getting
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it out, so my soul isredeemed by this ginger of a demon.
Riba can't make my list. SoRIBA's not gonna make you list. See.
I figured Riba would be in ourtop five. I knew you would,
but I had to put the littlehomeless ploy on there just to give
me some variety. I like it. I like it. So my number
one does not have boobies or subies, or at least she has soubies.
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But it is Jessica Chesstein. Ithought. I think Jessica Chesstain is super
hot. That sucks. Yeah,it's a very unevent full list. That
sucks. That's a terrible pick.Why why, why do you give me
another reason? I want to hearthis bullshit reason. So she looks to
me like she would just like manhandleme in the sack like she would do.
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She looks like she smiles like agrandma with dentures. No, that's
Julianne Moore, and that's smiling outof her vagina. I'm gonna send you
a picture of this chick. Shelooks like she has teeth in all parts
of her body. Her own pictureof vagina. Everything. It's fucking gross.
Not a fan min No, seemine is Christina Hendricks. Oh my
god, I want the most giganticbongos on my fucking redhead, dude,
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I want to say. And here'sthe thing. She doesn't even have an
ass, it's just all top heavy. She looks like Jessica Rabbit in real
life is just gonna fall over andhope she falls over my dick. Yeah
see, I can see that sheshe's got to rack like Lily from the
AT and T commercials. I justdon't see her that hot. And if
Lily, dude, if Lily wasn'ta wasn't a brunette and she was a
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red, Lily would make my list. Oh me too. If we're talking
about animated, you brought up justa rabbit, I would totally bang just
rabbit, like, not even aquestion. Lowest Griffin really peta? Oh
fuck, dude, I want Iwant to be yelled at by that voice.
I want to I want to godown on her Massachusetts clam chowder.
Dude, I want to fucking getgive her a cohog like like all day,
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dude, That's all I'm about,All about that giant nose life.
Can we give me some Lowest Griffinall day? Speaking of Gingers, can
we talk about how much better Mariannewas than Ginger? Yeah, Marianne's way
better. Oh dude, mary Anne, what's so fantastic? But here's the
thing. You're on the island right, uh huh. Marianne's who you're trying
to take home to mom after youget off the island. Gingers, who
you're banging on the island? Fairenough, Ginger's gonna get down and dirty
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like Maryanne's be like, oh,there's people here, all four of them.
Yeah, they might watch whatever.And then mary Anne's the Karen that
gives takes a video of you inthe park fucking on a bench while you're
trying to kiss Ginger's thighs to makeher feel better because she was running around
chasing Gilligan. I like it.I like it. So Velma is so
much hotter than the Redhead? What'sthe redhead? Daphne so much hotter of
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Velma on Scooby Doo? Yeah,yeah, all right, But who's who's
hotter on the Flintstones? Oh,Wilma or or Betty. Wilma's that's hard,
dude, Wilma's hot. I thinkI gotta go with Betty, though,
well, hold on, Paus inthe cartoon, I would go with
Betty. In the live action Ihave not following all day. I choose
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the Tesla truck of One night Stand. Dude. I need to know.
I need to know what that testdrives like, dude, I bet I
bet like Rose o'donald the reason shebecame a lesbian because no man could figure
out the fucking Ruby's cup of hervagina. And I'm the guy that's gonna
make it a challenge. I'm gonnago down there and I'm gonna figure this
thing out for all of mankind.And I'm sure it's gonna be like some
fifth element bullshit to where like allthese aliens show up as soon as I
unlocked that coloningus whatever thigh kissing Ineed to do to her, and then
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all of a sudden, the world'ssaved. I'm gonna save the world by
fucking Rosi o'donald b Ward. I'mtelling you that right now, I think
Rosy o'donald has a tattoo on herfupa says squirt. I think Rosie o'donald's
pupa has a tattoo of a pupa, probably, but it's also got the
writing in Old English that says squirt. Locker. Because I'll bet you that
once you're actually once you actually unlockthat fucking ship, once you actually find
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out the code to her clip,squirt is everywhere. Dude, what do
you think the coolest tattoo on aPUPA would be dig here. Mine would
be splash zone like shamou oh okay, like the lines and if you if
you get down there, that's thesplash zone. Like Yeah, that's what
I'm all about. I'm all aboutthat life. I'm all about that life
too. Well, let's take abreak and we'll be right back. He
(22:51):
is ambition technomation Tesla on your LincolnTop, open AI space, exies and
can be stopped. Partners in lives, incredible wealth, naming his newborn kid
xsh A twelve. Does it forthe means? Does it for Arama?
(23:15):
Keeping us posted from Monday to Sunday, thinking on Twitter, this man is
a god. He spoke some JoeRogan. We take them blunt, thinking
a lot about human creation, believingwe all live in a simulation. The
little rockets and electric cars x onAI plans Jurassic bar sets new standards,
(23:41):
pushes forward, fu change the worldand reaches for the stars. What's his
name? The l and elonmos Heis a real life superhero conquering bar.
He's I think We're a flame throwa riding electric cars e L Welcome back
to the case al Radio nin whateverit is it's whatever, clock? It's
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hot? Is it cold on yourside of the fucking studio? No?
No, took the hoodie off andeverything. You don't like hoodies? Why
don't you like it? Ud?I love hoodies? Actually you really do.
I thought you always said you hatedthat. No, I would much
rather wear a hoodie than a jacket. Oh, I agree with that,
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but I like it when you canlift her hood oh and she goes,
then you can lick yeah, likeRosi o' donald. Dude. All right,
all right, so if you ifyou had a choice, are you
going down on Rosi o' donald frontways or backways? Oh? Whoa,
because that's it. That's a thing. That thing. Are you are you?
Are you a front or a backdiver when you're going down on a
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chick? I normally dive anyway intothe pool. However, I like a
front dive. I like the frontdive. But I don't know, I'm
not I'm not opposed to licking itfrom the back. But then you said
Rosie o'donald, So now I'm like, I don't know, Like, do
you think you would get confused?Which sides? Which? Like it's like
it's like it's one of those thingslike you know, like like those shirts
without a tag where like which one'sthe front? Maybe I think that the
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the little tattoo of Andre the Giantand her butt crack that goes anybody wanted
to peanut. I think that thatwould probably tell me that I'm licking the
wrong spots. We're probably good therenow that i'm thinking of it. Who
is his little bald friend in uh, the Princess Diaries, That's who I
think. That's what I think herclip looks like now he is he was
a principal and clueless or the teacherin Cluis and he's the voice of the
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t Rex and toy story. That'sRosie o'donald's clit is that little bald guy
and Arnold's or Andre the Giant who'sherd vagina? Wow, I like that.
That's that's a good pick, dude. That's Wallace Sean was the actor
Wallace Seawan is is Rosie o'donald's clit, dude. Yeah, if you can
make that into a version of whatit looks like. Yeah, and it's
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a big smiling Wallace Shaw whatever hisname is. Yeah, speaking of that,
I've probably been over the line,and we're to bring the over the
line segment because I have some beefI want to get into. Okay,
the line, it's the whole worldgone, the only one right here.
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So this week's over line is noneother than one of my favorite people,
but fucking Big Papa Musk, theKing of Twitter, the King of Tesla,
the king of SpaceX, awkward namesfor children and PayPal. You,
mister Musk. Fuck you, misterMusk, suck my dick. You said
(26:37):
you walked in with a sink,a fucking literal sink to let it sink
in that you were going to takeover Twitter and save us and make America
grading in with you know, yourbig Papa Musk beach and help us with
doge coin. And you fucking bannedme the other day from Twitter. When
I had a friend say he wantedto quit vaping, how could he help?
I, graciously, by word gracious, went online and said, shove
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it up your atus and try inwardbreathing and that should help you quit vaping.
I got fucking banned for twelve hoursand write. You know what I
did right when that happened. Ifucking wrote elon Musk to suck my dick.
Now, Twitter sucks and you knowwhat they did. They banned that
tweet too. What the fuck happenedto free speak? So I'm gonna ask
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you, bword, is Elon Muskover the line for censuring Jake the hater?
I have a very candid opinion.Here is Elon Musk? Fuck you
over the line? No? IsTwitter over the line? One hundred percent?
One hundred percent. Twitter used tobe the area for free speech.
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Twitter used to be the area wherepeople can go and say whatever they wanted
to say. And now it's notthat. It's not that way. And
for that reason, I would saythat Twitter is over the line. I
don't know that. I would saythat Big Papa Musk is over the line
because did he actually see your tweet? I hope he did. Candidly,
I hope he did. And ifhe didn't, he banned it, then
yeah, motherfucker's over the line.I think he banned me. I think
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I'm that important. I think,like everybody else in the world, the
world revolves around me. The wordWhen I'm in my car and I'm picking
my nose, nobody knows it.He's over the line. He sucks,
he can suck my dick. Iam not happy about this. I am
gonna so what I've resorted to.And my favorite part is I started doing
it from the Bleach Bros. Thingand then you sent me a message going
trying to get this one banned too. You're goddamn right, You're a goddamn
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right. I'm trying to get aband. I'm trying to get it all
banned. I'm trying to fuck ElonMusk. Right, is Big Papa Musk,
But you're trying to find Elon Musk. Is Elon Musk's Wallace Sean,
Yes, I like it, dude. So his bussy is bussy? Did
you know that's what the kids callit? A bussy? Pussy? No,
a butt pussy, It's called abussy. Oh see, I've only
heard about a pumpkin in the shapeof a vagina. You call it a
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pump cus. No, a bussyis like like oh because like the new
thing is like a wiscussy is aWisconsin girls vagina. So come get this
with scussy. You haven't heard anyof these things. So I'm gonna call
it an Elon musky, his musky. Why don't you call it a that's
there here? It is that you'rea better pronunciating than I am, or
or or a LYSSI I think.But here's the thing. I think he
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would do it like as like anE equals a route to the diagram of
D plus square equivalent of tesla pluggedinto man vagina. Like that's that's how
Elon Musk would do it to tryto be clever. Would So you're over
the line, is el muscusy?Yeah, alright, Elon's muskusks is overlying,
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So fuck him, fuck him,and we'll be right back. Look
inside, look anxiety, tiny mineand then a bit hard because we're so
uninspired, so sick inside of hatredheart. So you say it's not okay,
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it's a big girl. I thinkyou're just evil. You're just some
racist. You can't tie my ices. Your point of view is not devil.
Welcome back to the standing room withthis is b word, Jake.
At this time we always bring inour discharge of the month. And let
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me tell you something, dude,this one crossed my social media and I
was fucking flabbergasted. So with that, this is our discharge of the month
segment. Donkey line, here's ourmotherfucking discharge of the month. Okay,
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so let me set the stage foryou. I'm going through Instagram and I'm
pooping, and I come across thisphoto that says that Nick Cannon will star
in a new game show where womenwill compete to have his next child,
and instantly, bro instantly, hebecame my discharge of the month. This
motherfucker already has forty two kids betweenyour over the line segment and my discharge
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of the month segment. They arerepopulating the earth. I am so tired
of anything and everything Nick Cannon.He's a bitch. Eminem's already told us
as to why he's a bitch.I think that this dude needs to be
clipped in the nuts. I thinkthat this dude he came out recently and
said, oh my god, it'sso hard paying this much child support.
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Motherfucker put a condom on it.And now you're having a television show pay
women to potentially bear your children sothat way you can leave them too.
Like, I don't want to beracist here, but can you please just
be a good father, sir?Could you please just put together a good
home, like exactly what has happenedhere, Nick Cannon. For that reason,
you're my discharge of the month.Jake, what say you fuck him?
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But if I if I fuck him, I'm scared. I'm gonna have
a child, and I'll be likethe neck of the other man in Washington.
Baby, I'll have a baby thatcomes out of your Jake Coussie.
Yeah, I think Nick Cannon couldget a man pregnant. I think that's
how powerful his sperm is. Likehe's evolved right, like like I was
saying, how Rosie O'donald's vagina isthe Rubik's Cube. To help solve the
mysteries of the universe, Nick Cannonhas figured out a way, Like if
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aliens come to Earth, what weneed to do is hand them Nick Cannon
so we can see what that hybridbaby looks like. Because we know one
pump, a baby's coming out.Like, it does not matter that alien
could barely touch him and a baby'scoming out of there. Okay, he
he is a discharge because I mean, dude, everything the guy touches not
only becomes pregnant, but it becomesshit yep, in the sense like that's
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why I think he wore gloves fora while and America's got talent because he
was afraid that he was spreading hisgun to her pacipholids. I think he
treats STDs like Pokemon cards, likehe's got to catch them all, like
he is like collective, Like allhe needs is magic Johnson in his inn
repertoire. He just needs to manicJohnson and he'll he'll finally get HIV and
and guess what, that's all heneeds. That's all he needs. That
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should be the game show is whatSTD can Nick Cannon get next? Because
I'm sure he's got so many.I would love to see Nick Cannon on
a drum line just repeatedly getting spitin the mouth by people with HIV.
I would love to see Nick Cannonon a Valtrex commercial, like, dude,
Like that would be the best wild'nout episode ever, just seeing him
have a herpes outbreak and flipping outand then Flavor Flav pops it. It
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goes flavor bah Flame, Let's getyou cured, and dude, I would
like fucking love it. I hatethis guy. I think my favorite is
when he tried to have a comebackagainst Eminem, which Eminem has proven.
I think every time Eminem has abeef with somebody, they either turn into
a woman, or they go getnineteen women pregnant. Yep, MGK turned
into a woman. Took my woman. So that's it. That for that,
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guys, that's our discharge of themonth. And we'll be right back
and that is our discharge of themonth. Welcome back to the stand River
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Jake. We had a another interestingstain ruver. We had a retard.
We had we had a retard.We had I ate a burrito. We
had a hot g soulish gingers.We had big Papa Musk and a black
guy who doesn't want to be adad. What a surprise. It's all
this, it's all the fucking say. I'm just curious what it would have
looked like if Stephen Hawking was eatinga burrito with his underbite. Would you
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rather Stephen Hawking be your daddy orNick Cannon Stephen Hawking hopefully the IQ would
drip down his leg as opposed tojust to come Oh that's a good one.
Yeah yeah, but uh, youknow, we we love our friends
over at the Dad's on day Quill. So I'm gonna ask you this question.
Being as it is a Patreon Iknow a number of our Patreon subscribers
listen to the dads on day quill. But would you rather your dad come
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in your mouth and you have toswallow it? Or would you rather you
drink your mom's period blood? Bword? I hate you so much right
now. The worst part is Iclose my eyes and my ring light on
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my camera from the studio made itlook like two balls and a penis.
So I'm gonna go with the illusionI just had in my eyes, and
I'm gonna let my dad come inmy mouth. Yep, I'm gonna let
your dad come in my mouth too, because no, it's your daddy,
your daddy, your daddy. No, I'm definitely, I'm definitely gonna eat
the cum because there's no way thatI can stomach the period blood. So
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with that, man, great stayand remover, a great episode. Sorry
to end on a disgusting note,but we already have a segment called the
Discharge of the month, so wejust didn't specify what the discharge was,
right, So all right, wellwith that, we'll catch you next month.
Have a good weekend, everybody,
You're listening to? What am Ilistening to? The stain remover. It's
not a ship stand, it's aracing stripe on salty hippo radio cas B
word and welcome back to the standingRemover, where the ship is hot and
(00:46):
the piss is cold. Welcome in, Jake, how are you fucking radio
station time? I am in mychair? Hey? Can you hear my
chair? Is this coming through?Yeah? They got They brought me a
new chair and my favorite thing isthat it squeaks louder than the last chair.
I'm so out of this station fordoing such good work for us.
The station is like the shelter ofradio stations. It's like the Portland,
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Oregon of the of any radio studio. Like it is so bad you could
poop in the streets, you canshoot heroin, you can vote however you
want, and nothing changes. Ilove this station so much. Let me
tell you real talk. Something happenedyesterday that I was made aware of today
due to news headlines. There wasa thirty something and another thirty something having
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sex in a public park on apark bench, and they were both arrested
for lud as in public. Thatis something in my area. That would
not happen in your area. Theywould just let that shit slide. Which
one do you agree with more havingsex and public it should be allowed?
Or what are you asking me?Yea, I want to make sure I
got this right. Do you thinkthat having sex in public should be allowed?
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Should you allow that public park ona park bench? No? Why
no? I don't because I'm notinvited. Oh like, if I'm walking
by, here's why, I'm gonnaraise my hand like a good little boy
and go hey, can I comeover? And I'm gonna tell you right
now, they're gonna tell me tofuck off. So so no, it
should not be allowed. Not allowedbecause I'm not invited. So let me
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give you the full aspect here.So there was a bystander that was taking
photographs and videos of what was happeningthat these two people did not realize.
They called the police and filed thecomplaint. The police officer was able to
review the media that was taken toactually determine that they were having sexual acts.
But prior to that, the storywas when the police officer showed up
(02:35):
and the guy was performing cunnelingus ona woman on a park bench that he
was just yes, he was justkissing. He was just kissing her thighs
because her thighs hurt. Have youheard of a better excuse? Was she
running? Was she a running dude? I don't know. I don't know.
She may have been mine. Okay, I want to ask this.
Let me ask you this. Sothe guy who recorded it, right too?
Or a guy or girl? Iimagine it was a Karen, but
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yeah, it was a Carrien whorecorded this to show that. Do you
think the cop goes can you textme that information? Or do they confiscate
their phone for evidence? Oh that'sa great the best way to go nowadays.
That's a great thing. Yeah,I don't know. They probably,
like I hope they took her phone. He was an air drop dude,
straight up? Oh no, whatif? I bet? I bet?
I bet? All cops are Samsungusers. Oh so maybe it was a
snack video. Yeah, dude,they're they're Here's the worst part. He
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actually opened it, wanked it,and then fucking deleted. You had to
call her back and go could youplease re send that show? Yeah?
No? Shit? Huh crazy?Well, So welcome into case auld everybody.
This is the march episault at Marchepisoult March episode of Kassalt Radio.
Uh, salty hipop Radio located herein downtown crime Town. Uh, we
have a fun episode today. WellI should say it's fun because they're telling
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us it's fun. However, Yeah, we have a retard coming in.
I heard there's a retard on awheelchair. I don't know if he was
charted once, but he's definitely beentarted again. So, Uh, we're
gonna go ahead and and listen toStephen Hawking. That's a smart retard.
That's a smart tar tar. I'mkind of confused here because Stephen Hawking died
like he died in a house fireand think like at the top of the
stairs he just couldn't get down.But I think that the reason that we
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have him here is he supposed totalk with us about some sort of aliens
or something. I don't know.I don't know. And then Janis has
a game for us this month calledToo Hot for Ginger and she said it's
a Saint Patrick's Day edition. Sowe're gonna go through that as usual.
You're gonna introduce our over the linesegment. You have a candidate for that
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one? Correct? I do,because I'm fucking pissed off like normal,
all right. I like that.This sucks. I like that. And
we also have our Discharge of theMonth segment, which is gonna be pretty
fucking interesting in my opinion. Sowith that, dude, let's go ahead
and take a real quick break andwe'll be right back with Stephen Hawking.
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It was the first day back toschool, cutting up a glass, acting
like a tool. Friends are rollingin. We started talking about the summer
saw Twilight. I spoke up andI asked, my friends, are they
any new girls nine or tens?Pulling of you honeys and move from other
cities. And in walk this girlwith sago biddies. Oh, I can't
believe my eyes. In a contest, they win first prize, double D
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guarantee. I'm checking his eyes aslike two beach bottles and a shirt disguise
for Earth and Mars having some fun. Point. I take that back,
It's like two of the Sun.But at this point I let my mind
run and drift it off. Thingabout to take o biddies the word Jake,
are you pooping again? Yeah?I guess what. I'm so proud
of myself, that fucking retard can'tpoop. I'm in the handicapped all.
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I purposely came in here and Ido that. I was gonna be off
here, and I went, fuckthis guy, I'm gonna poop in here,
blow it up, and I hopehe rolls in here all four fucking
wheels and he really needs to go. And I'm gonna equal empty square this
fucking plilett and gravit on it out. Dude. Fuck yes, this burrito
(06:01):
is making sense. So was ita burrito that you ate today? I
always eat a burrito, I always. I have this new thing. I'm
eating a burrito before every show tosee how long it takes before I poop.
And I'm trying to I'm betting itbecause you know, I'm a degenerate,
right, I'm betting against myself.The over under that I don't poop
my pants in the studio. Ilike it. So talk to me about
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this burrito. What were the whatwere the contents of the burrito? Was
it a vegan burrito? Vegetarian burrito? Did you have some meat in there?
Why the fuck would I order avegan brid what's that? What the
hell? What are you American?What are you a fucking communists. Fuck
my dick, dude, fucking burritosare supposed to have meat, bean,
cheese and a tortilla. That's allyou need. So you need vegan?
Do you get ask the little things? But no vegan shit in here.
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Did you really ask if I'm anAmerican and a communist? Yeah? Did
you vote for Biden? Oh?Wow wow wow. And on that note,
I'm gonna go get the interview started. I'll see in a minute.
Fucker Michelle. Hello. My nameis Stephen clicking, physicist, cosmologist and
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something of the dreamer. Although Icannot move and I have to speak through
a computer in my mind, Iam free busch until I tell my status
Saxon statist, Saxon status, saxhim status, Saxon status, Saxon.
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Welcome back to the stand Rover.This is b word and as usual,
I am not here with Jake,but instead I am here with who I
am told is an absolute genius whomight be here to talk with us about
time travel, aliens, the pyramids, whatever else, and so welcome.
He's not that smart. He's notthat smart. I'm here. He's not
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that smart. He couldn't figure outhow to use the regular toilet. What's
up? Bro? Yeah, Iwas in your stall, mister Hawking,
do you were you? Were youunable to go to the restroom? I
drove my wheel, will be ableto boo when I arrived Rendy Camp,
Randy, Yeah, I'm glad youcouldn't. Hey, and guess what.
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There's toilet paper stuck to your wheel? Bro? Well fuck yeah, look
look for it. Dude. Hecan't move like. This is the worst
thing ever. It's like, like, I understand this is radio and we're
supposed to be audio, but whatthe fuck? Man like you might as
well be talking to Siri. AllI'm saying is that he's the best version
of Professor X that I've seen.Uh, mister Hawkings, Sir, can
you tell us a little bit aboutwhat brought you to Salty Hippo Radio today?
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I came here today to discount myread incarnation and Transformers. Hey,
mister Hawking, would you rather fuckSiri or Alexa? I fuck well love
clearly from A and the commercial.Please stop calling me mister, Please call
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me Steve, so Steven as yousaid to call you. I I have
a question for you. What smarterchat GPT I think is what it's called
or google GPT run. I don'tunderstand what he's talking about. B word,
what the hell is happening right now? You have to listen closely,
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Jake. I'm as close to himas possible. You made me sit next
to him. He stinks. Well, I think he just fucking grows.
He's just shot himself. But misterhockey, did you show yourself? I
think might be made my wise powerwhen your legs would work? What was
your favorite activity? And being up? And his mouth? This is rock?
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And if we could dive deep intodeeper space and and find out if
God exists or not? What woulddo you think the equivalent of our society
will become if those things happen?Well, you even talking about, mister
Hawking, how does gravity affect yourball sack? Because I feel the older
I'm getting, the lower they're falling. But I don't know if that's just
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due to my body or the gravitationalpull. It's time. That's the autistical
dropped. So Stephen, talk tome a little bit about your anti lock
brake system on that little machine thatyou're driving there, Like when you have
to stop, how do you actuallymake it stop? Mister Hawking? Do
you wish you would have had anoverbite instead of an underbite, you mother,
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you would do you would look morelike a rabbit instead of a gopher
or a prairie dog whatever whatever.You're probably prairie dog now because I took
your stall. Hey, all right, and I'll give you the final words,
mister Hocking. Uh so, thankyou again for coming into Salty Hippo
Radio. Do you have any doyou have anything else to say? Jake,
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I don't think he likes you.I hate our guests sometimes you I
don't even care. I don't evencare. It's nine o two. Whatever
we say, case salt, whateverwe gonna do. Mister science man's leaving
professor X. Yeah, dude,you're like, oh you get out of
here, dude. It's it's likethat scene in Austin Powers when he keeps
backing up and hitting ship. Dudelike this is the I will say this.
This rice we've had with no fuckingturn right, Jesus turn right.
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He ain't Jesus bro I know,I know he does have holes in his
hands though. So with that,we're gonna go to uh, We're gonna
go to a break. We'll beright back then, wants for the ship
dead Buddha Sea and the name ofthe ship, but the palty the Wind's
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blue hard to boot him down.The Belomie Bully bos Blue comes. It's
pretty So it's from Slow and Down. Welcome back to the standing over This
is b word. So I'm herewith my buddy Jake, and Janie over
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there in the box is telling usthat we have a game called Too Hot
for Ginger. I'm getting an emailhere from Janis so ultimately, Jake,
it looks like we are to rankthe hottest redheads in honor of Saint Patrick's
day. Looks like we have tosay our top five. We have the
option to put in honorable mention.Are you prepared with any of the ship
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because I'm not. Yeah. Theone thing I like about Gingers I fucked
three. Their carpet always matches thedrapes, and sometimes you can spell things
out on their freckles. Their hemorrhoidstend to match, too, so I'm
happy about that their hemorrhoids match.Yeah, they're all red and sparkly.
So is that true that Ginger isonly like anal? I don't know if
they only like anal, but whentheir whole body's clear, and they've got
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a little red lump and a brownspot. It just stands out, dude,
it's like a white spot. They'relike for my balls. It's like,
uh, when Jamie Lee Curtis eatsthe yogurt that makes you shit and
it makes your float. Yeah likethat activity. Yeah, Activia. Gingers
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are the activita of the sexual world. All right, So Janis has giving
me the go ahead, So Jake, we have to talk about our top
five hottest gingers. Now, areyou going all male, all female,
a mix of both? What areyou doing on both? I'm gonna fucking
be a bisexual orgin here, andmy first one's gonna be Rupert Grint.
I know you're not a fucking youthink he's sexypan? Oh now yeah,
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when he was young. No,now that he's an adult ruper Gret Bro.
He looks like an Edge Charin.I like Ed Sheeran too. He's
on my list, So thanks fora fucking spoiler alert. He's number two.
No, I got both of them. Here's why, because they they
look like cousins. So I canhave an Alabama Ginger like cocktail. All
gingers look like cousin. Bro,right, that's the point. But those
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two are my Alabama ginger cocktail.Dude, Okay, I'm gonna fucking just
have a fucking free wild ride.Okay, so we've got Rupert Grint is
your honorable mention? Do you haveany other honorable mentions? No? Okay,
so because I was ill prepared.The only one that's coming to mind
right now is Damian Lewis, whowas on Billions. He was Axe off
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of Oh the guy. I've alwayssaid that she played Carnage. Yeah,
so I'm gonna go with him formy honorable mention. And uh so let's
let's get into a list and I'mgonna I'm gonna have you go so I
can compile one. So Damian Lewiscan fuck you with his eyebrows. Bro,
dude, ginger power. He hashis eyes though, are fucking awesome.
Like I'm most gingers, they justlook directly into your soul. When
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I when I see Damian Lewis,I feel I feel like he's looking right
into my heart. It's just amazing. So number one or number five is
Elie Kemper for me. Ooh,she has the secretary in the office.
She's smoking. She hasn't she Idon't know if you know this. She
has a YouTube video about sucking aguy dry, really dry blow job.
It's so fucking funny. She's talkingabout how dry it's gonna be and how
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she's gonna use her teeth, andit's like a comedy thing. Oh yeah,
I'd better give me a dry blowjob. I mean, yeah,
she's hot enough to do it.My number five is gonna be Deborah Messing
from Will and Grace. Yeah,yeah, from Will with the gay guy.
Yeah. Figure, She's around enoughgay guys, she should know how
to suck it. She looks likea cunt. She is. She is
a cut right, So I don't. I don't want that. I don't.
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She's she's an angry little bit,but she's hot, So I'm gonna
go with her for my number four. Who's or Vibe? Who's your number
four? Vi? Ed Sheeron,So as I said number two, I
met like in the next order,so Ed Sheeron. I'm gonna take that
little homeless guitar player and I'm gonnatake him home wow, And I'm gonna
make him my little pet. Andhe's gonna he's gonna make my socks for
me after they come out of thedryer, and he's also gonna give me
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a dry blow. Oh I likeit. I I don't find ed Sheeran
that that that hot. But Iwill tell you is love Fisher. Isle
of Fisher is fucking phenomenal. Isleof Fisher is specifically in wedding crashers.
Oh my lord, she could tellme she's a virgin all to him,
be crazy. I'm all about thatlife. See theory of two. Amy
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Adams is my isle of Fisher.Oh yeah, see, I think is
my next one. They're interchangeable.Well, I think of Jessica Chess staying
and Amy Adams. Okay, butsee Amy Adams great actress. Here's why
she could fake the best orgasm forme. Ever, oh like she it's
never gonna be real. It's nevergonna be real for her because I don't
think gingers actually have orgasms. Ithink they just pro create like worms,
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Like they bump up against each otherand another ginger comes out. I really
think that they don't know how tohave one. So since she's such a
great actress, she's my number threebecause she's gonna fake the orgasms for me.
Well, my number three is AmyAdams because I love Amy Adams and
damn near almost everything that she's beenin, from Arrival to Trouble with the
Curve to wasn't she in the officefor a season or two? I think
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she was in the first season.Yeah, so she's She's definitely on my
list. Amy Adams was also hotLowest Lane. By the way, I'm
not gonna lie there. Yeah.Yeah, so well who's your number two?
Is? Who's your next one?You know, you go next.
I was kind of curious before Igo. I'll go ahead and go,
do you have cat pea Mouth onyour list? Emma Stone, No,
I do not. I was actuallygonna talk about cat pee Mouth, okay,
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because my favorite thing is there arepeople in this world that you say
something about and everybody agrees that that'swhat they look like. So every time
I talk about cat pe Mouth,they're like, that's what she looks like.
Say her name for everybody to know, because cat pe Mouth, now
that we're gonna say it, it'slike Anna Paquin. Anna Paquin looks like
she smells. She her whole bodysmells like coffee breath out of that gap
coming out of her fucking face.Like that's just gross. I like it.
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I like it. Yeah, soEmma Stone is cat pea mouth.
I think emmastone is actually pretty attractive. Don't tell me. She's on your
list, not on my list.She's not on my list. My number
two is Bryce Dallas Howard. Ohyeah, that's mine. Is that your
number two? That's mine? Bigold titties, nice thicky thing. But
she's not as good as my numberone. She's like the step down for
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my number one, which I thinkour number two and number one are because
guess what b word? You area man of boobies and subis and I
know number one is all about boobies. Now, I will say this,
I am sad that my number oneis not my favorite muppet because I want
to bang her head until she becomesa bobblehead in real life. And that
is Riba McIntyre. Wow, ifwe're talking about pure sexual frustration, getting
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it out, so my soul isredeemed by this ginger of a demon.
Riba can't make my list. SoRIBA's not gonna make you list. See.
I figured Riba would be in ourtop five. I knew you would,
but I had to put the littlehomeless ploy on there just to give
me some variety. I like it. I like it. So my number
one does not have boobies or subies, or at least she has soubies.
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But it is Jessica Chesstein. Ithought. I think Jessica Chesstain is super
hot. That sucks. Yeah,it's a very unevent full list. That
sucks. That's a terrible pick.Why why, why do you give me
another reason? I want to hearthis bullshit reason. So she looks to
me like she would just like manhandleme in the sack like she would do.
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She looks like she smiles like agrandma with dentures. No, that's
Julianne Moore, and that's smiling outof her vagina. I'm gonna send you
a picture of this chick. Shelooks like she has teeth in all parts
of her body. Her own pictureof vagina. Everything. It's fucking gross.
Not a fan min No, seemine is Christina Hendricks. Oh my
god, I want the most giganticbongos on my fucking redhead, dude,
(19:37):
I want to say. And here'sthe thing. She doesn't even have an
ass, it's just all top heavy. She looks like Jessica Rabbit in real
life is just gonna fall over andhope she falls over my dick. Yeah
see, I can see that sheshe's got to rack like Lily from the
AT and T commercials. I justdon't see her that hot. And if
Lily, dude, if Lily wasn'ta wasn't a brunette and she was a
(19:59):
red, Lily would make my list. Oh me too. If we're talking
about animated, you brought up justa rabbit, I would totally bang just
rabbit, like, not even aquestion. Lowest Griffin really peta? Oh
fuck, dude, I want Iwant to be yelled at by that voice.
I want to I want to godown on her Massachusetts clam chowder.
Dude, I want to fucking getgive her a cohog like like all day,
(20:26):
dude, That's all I'm about,All about that giant nose life.
Can we give me some Lowest Griffinall day? Speaking of Gingers, can
we talk about how much better Mariannewas than Ginger? Yeah, Marianne's way
better. Oh dude, mary Anne, what's so fantastic? But here's the
thing. You're on the island right, uh huh. Marianne's who you're trying
to take home to mom after youget off the island. Gingers, who
you're banging on the island? Fairenough, Ginger's gonna get down and dirty
(20:48):
like Maryanne's be like, oh,there's people here, all four of them.
Yeah, they might watch whatever.And then mary Anne's the Karen that
gives takes a video of you inthe park fucking on a bench while you're
trying to kiss Ginger's thighs to makeher feel better because she was running around
chasing Gilligan. I like it.I like it. So Velma is so
much hotter than the Redhead? What'sthe redhead? Daphne so much hotter of
(21:11):
Velma on Scooby Doo? Yeah,yeah, all right, But who's who's
hotter on the Flintstones? Oh,Wilma or or Betty. Wilma's that's hard,
dude, Wilma's hot. I thinkI gotta go with Betty, though,
well, hold on, Paus inthe cartoon, I would go with
Betty. In the live action Ihave not following all day. I choose
(21:36):
the Tesla truck of One night Stand. Dude. I need to know.
I need to know what that testdrives like, dude, I bet I
bet like Rose o'donald the reason shebecame a lesbian because no man could figure
out the fucking Ruby's cup of hervagina. And I'm the guy that's gonna
make it a challenge. I'm gonnago down there and I'm gonna figure this
thing out for all of mankind.And I'm sure it's gonna be like some
fifth element bullshit to where like allthese aliens show up as soon as I
unlocked that coloningus whatever thigh kissing Ineed to do to her, and then
(22:00):
all of a sudden, the world'ssaved. I'm gonna save the world by
fucking Rosi o'donald b Ward. I'mtelling you that right now, I think
Rosy o'donald has a tattoo on herfupa says squirt. I think Rosie o'donald's
pupa has a tattoo of a pupa, probably, but it's also got the
writing in Old English that says squirt. Locker. Because I'll bet you that
once you're actually once you actually unlockthat fucking ship, once you actually find
(22:25):
out the code to her clip,squirt is everywhere. Dude, what do
you think the coolest tattoo on aPUPA would be dig here. Mine would
be splash zone like shamou oh okay, like the lines and if you if
you get down there, that's thesplash zone. Like Yeah, that's what
I'm all about. I'm all aboutthat life. I'm all about that life
too. Well, let's take abreak and we'll be right back. He
(22:51):
is ambition technomation Tesla on your LincolnTop, open AI space, exies and
can be stopped. Partners in lives, incredible wealth, naming his newborn kid
xsh A twelve. Does it forthe means? Does it for Arama?
(23:15):
Keeping us posted from Monday to Sunday, thinking on Twitter, this man is
a god. He spoke some JoeRogan. We take them blunt, thinking
a lot about human creation, believingwe all live in a simulation. The
little rockets and electric cars x onAI plans Jurassic bar sets new standards,
(23:41):
pushes forward, fu change the worldand reaches for the stars. What's his
name? The l and elonmos Heis a real life superhero conquering bar.
He's I think We're a flame throwa riding electric cars e L Welcome back
to the case al Radio nin whateverit is it's whatever, clock? It's
(24:04):
hot? Is it cold on yourside of the fucking studio? No?
No, took the hoodie off andeverything. You don't like hoodies? Why
don't you like it? Ud?I love hoodies? Actually you really do.
I thought you always said you hatedthat. No, I would much
rather wear a hoodie than a jacket. Oh, I agree with that,
(24:25):
but I like it when you canlift her hood oh and she goes,
then you can lick yeah, likeRosi o' donald. Dude. All right,
all right, so if you ifyou had a choice, are you
going down on Rosi o' donald frontways or backways? Oh? Whoa,
because that's it. That's a thing. That thing. Are you are you?
Are you a front or a backdiver when you're going down on a
(24:48):
chick? I normally dive anyway intothe pool. However, I like a
front dive. I like the frontdive. But I don't know, I'm
not I'm not opposed to licking itfrom the back. But then you said
Rosie o'donald, So now I'm like, I don't know, Like, do
you think you would get confused?Which sides? Which? Like it's like
it's like it's one of those thingslike you know, like like those shirts
without a tag where like which one'sthe front? Maybe I think that the
(25:11):
the little tattoo of Andre the Giantand her butt crack that goes anybody wanted
to peanut. I think that thatwould probably tell me that I'm licking the
wrong spots. We're probably good therenow that i'm thinking of it. Who
is his little bald friend in uh, the Princess Diaries, That's who I
think. That's what I think herclip looks like now he is he was
a principal and clueless or the teacherin Cluis and he's the voice of the
(25:32):
t Rex and toy story. That'sRosie o'donald's clit is that little bald guy
and Arnold's or Andre the Giant who'sherd vagina? Wow, I like that.
That's that's a good pick, dude. That's Wallace Sean was the actor
Wallace Seawan is is Rosie o'donald's clit, dude. Yeah, if you can
make that into a version of whatit looks like. Yeah, and it's
(25:55):
a big smiling Wallace Shaw whatever hisname is. Yeah, speaking of that,
I've probably been over the line,and we're to bring the over the
line segment because I have some beefI want to get into. Okay,
the line, it's the whole worldgone, the only one right here.
(26:17):
So this week's over line is noneother than one of my favorite people,
but fucking Big Papa Musk, theKing of Twitter, the King of Tesla,
the king of SpaceX, awkward namesfor children and PayPal. You,
mister Musk. Fuck you, misterMusk, suck my dick. You said
(26:37):
you walked in with a sink,a fucking literal sink to let it sink
in that you were going to takeover Twitter and save us and make America
grading in with you know, yourbig Papa Musk beach and help us with
doge coin. And you fucking bannedme the other day from Twitter. When
I had a friend say he wantedto quit vaping, how could he help?
I, graciously, by word gracious, went online and said, shove
(27:00):
it up your atus and try inwardbreathing and that should help you quit vaping.
I got fucking banned for twelve hoursand write. You know what I
did right when that happened. Ifucking wrote elon Musk to suck my dick.
Now, Twitter sucks and you knowwhat they did. They banned that
tweet too. What the fuck happenedto free speak? So I'm gonna ask
(27:21):
you, bword, is Elon Muskover the line for censuring Jake the hater?
I have a very candid opinion.Here is Elon Musk? Fuck you
over the line? No? IsTwitter over the line? One hundred percent?
One hundred percent. Twitter used tobe the area for free speech.
(27:44):
Twitter used to be the area wherepeople can go and say whatever they wanted
to say. And now it's notthat. It's not that way. And
for that reason, I would saythat Twitter is over the line. I
don't know that. I would saythat Big Papa Musk is over the line
because did he actually see your tweet? I hope he did. Candidly,
I hope he did. And ifhe didn't, he banned it, then
yeah, motherfucker's over the line.I think he banned me. I think
(28:07):
I'm that important. I think,like everybody else in the world, the
world revolves around me. The wordWhen I'm in my car and I'm picking
my nose, nobody knows it.He's over the line. He sucks,
he can suck my dick. Iam not happy about this. I am
gonna so what I've resorted to.And my favorite part is I started doing
it from the Bleach Bros. Thingand then you sent me a message going
trying to get this one banned too. You're goddamn right, You're a goddamn
(28:29):
right. I'm trying to get aband. I'm trying to get it all
banned. I'm trying to fuck ElonMusk. Right, is Big Papa Musk,
But you're trying to find Elon Musk. Is Elon Musk's Wallace Sean,
Yes, I like it, dude. So his bussy is bussy? Did
you know that's what the kids callit? A bussy? Pussy? No,
a butt pussy, It's called abussy. Oh see, I've only
heard about a pumpkin in the shapeof a vagina. You call it a
(28:52):
pump cus. No, a bussyis like like oh because like the new
thing is like a wiscussy is aWisconsin girls vagina. So come get this
with scussy. You haven't heard anyof these things. So I'm gonna call
it an Elon musky, his musky. Why don't you call it a that's
there here? It is that you'rea better pronunciating than I am, or
or or a LYSSI I think.But here's the thing. I think he
(29:14):
would do it like as like anE equals a route to the diagram of
D plus square equivalent of tesla pluggedinto man vagina. Like that's that's how
Elon Musk would do it to tryto be clever. Would So you're over
the line, is el muscusy?Yeah, alright, Elon's muskusks is overlying,
(29:34):
So fuck him, fuck him,and we'll be right back. Look
inside, look anxiety, tiny mineand then a bit hard because we're so
uninspired, so sick inside of hatredheart. So you say it's not okay,
(30:03):
it's a big girl. I thinkyou're just evil. You're just some
racist. You can't tie my ices. Your point of view is not devil.
Welcome back to the standing room withthis is b word, Jake.
At this time we always bring inour discharge of the month. And let
(30:27):
me tell you something, dude,this one crossed my social media and I
was fucking flabbergasted. So with that, this is our discharge of the month
segment. Donkey line, here's ourmotherfucking discharge of the month. Okay,
(30:56):
so let me set the stage foryou. I'm going through Instagram and I'm
pooping, and I come across thisphoto that says that Nick Cannon will star
in a new game show where womenwill compete to have his next child,
and instantly, bro instantly, hebecame my discharge of the month. This
motherfucker already has forty two kids betweenyour over the line segment and my discharge
(31:19):
of the month segment. They arerepopulating the earth. I am so tired
of anything and everything Nick Cannon.He's a bitch. Eminem's already told us
as to why he's a bitch.I think that this dude needs to be
clipped in the nuts. I thinkthat this dude he came out recently and
said, oh my god, it'sso hard paying this much child support.
(31:41):
Motherfucker put a condom on it.And now you're having a television show pay
women to potentially bear your children sothat way you can leave them too.
Like, I don't want to beracist here, but can you please just
be a good father, sir?Could you please just put together a good
home, like exactly what has happenedhere, Nick Cannon. For that reason,
you're my discharge of the month.Jake, what say you fuck him?
(32:06):
But if I if I fuck him, I'm scared. I'm gonna have
a child, and I'll be likethe neck of the other man in Washington.
Baby, I'll have a baby thatcomes out of your Jake Coussie.
Yeah, I think Nick Cannon couldget a man pregnant. I think that's
how powerful his sperm is. Likehe's evolved right, like like I was
saying, how Rosie O'donald's vagina isthe Rubik's Cube. To help solve the
mysteries of the universe, Nick Cannonhas figured out a way, Like if
(32:27):
aliens come to Earth, what weneed to do is hand them Nick Cannon
so we can see what that hybridbaby looks like. Because we know one
pump, a baby's coming out.Like, it does not matter that alien
could barely touch him and a baby'scoming out of there. Okay, he
he is a discharge because I mean, dude, everything the guy touches not
only becomes pregnant, but it becomesshit yep, in the sense like that's
(32:47):
why I think he wore gloves fora while and America's got talent because he
was afraid that he was spreading hisgun to her pacipholids. I think he
treats STDs like Pokemon cards, likehe's got to catch them all, like
he is like collective, Like allhe needs is magic Johnson in his inn
repertoire. He just needs to manicJohnson and he'll he'll finally get HIV and
and guess what, that's all heneeds. That's all he needs. That
(33:07):
should be the game show is whatSTD can Nick Cannon get next? Because
I'm sure he's got so many.I would love to see Nick Cannon on
a drum line just repeatedly getting spitin the mouth by people with HIV.
I would love to see Nick Cannonon a Valtrex commercial, like, dude,
Like that would be the best wild'nout episode ever, just seeing him
have a herpes outbreak and flipping outand then Flavor Flav pops it. It
(33:30):
goes flavor bah Flame, Let's getyou cured, and dude, I would
like fucking love it. I hatethis guy. I think my favorite is
when he tried to have a comebackagainst Eminem, which Eminem has proven.
I think every time Eminem has abeef with somebody, they either turn into
a woman, or they go getnineteen women pregnant. Yep, MGK turned
into a woman. Took my woman. So that's it. That for that,
(33:52):
guys, that's our discharge of themonth. And we'll be right back
and that is our discharge of themonth. Welcome back to the stand River
(34:14):
Jake. We had a another interestingstain ruver. We had a retard.
We had we had a retard.We had I ate a burrito. We
had a hot g soulish gingers.We had big Papa Musk and a black
guy who doesn't want to be adad. What a surprise. It's all
this, it's all the fucking say. I'm just curious what it would have
looked like if Stephen Hawking was eatinga burrito with his underbite. Would you
(34:37):
rather Stephen Hawking be your daddy orNick Cannon Stephen Hawking hopefully the IQ would
drip down his leg as opposed tojust to come Oh that's a good one.
Yeah yeah, but uh, youknow, we we love our friends
over at the Dad's on day Quill. So I'm gonna ask you this question.
Being as it is a Patreon Iknow a number of our Patreon subscribers
listen to the dads on day quill. But would you rather your dad come
(35:00):
in your mouth and you have toswallow it? Or would you rather you
drink your mom's period blood? Bword? I hate you so much right
now. The worst part is Iclose my eyes and my ring light on
(35:21):
my camera from the studio made itlook like two balls and a penis.
So I'm gonna go with the illusionI just had in my eyes, and
I'm gonna let my dad come inmy mouth. Yep, I'm gonna let
your dad come in my mouth too, because no, it's your daddy,
your daddy, your daddy. No, I'm definitely, I'm definitely gonna eat
the cum because there's no way thatI can stomach the period blood. So
(35:43):
with that, man, great stayand remover, a great episode. Sorry
to end on a disgusting note,but we already have a segment called the
Discharge of the month, so wejust didn't specify what the discharge was,
right, So all right, wellwith that, we'll catch you next month.
Have a good weekend, everybody,
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