April 17, 2024 • 38 mins
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"Hippo Happy Hour," was set on the premise of two buddies bantering at the local watering hole, Sal's Tavern. “The Stain Remover,” wass a satirical parody of two guys working at a radio station. B-Word and Jake host K-SALT’s flagship program, "The Stain Remover."
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You're listening to? What am Ilistening to? The stain Remover? It's
not a stand, it's a racingstrike on Salty Hippo radio Caso. B
word and welcome back to the stanRover. This is B word And as
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usual I am here with with mygreatest enemy, Jacob. Jacob, how
are you doing to night? Idon't care anymore. The studio sucks.
This radio station sucks. They couldall suck my dick with capital d's or
capital s's, double d's, doubled's sticks double my I think my balls
(01:07):
have grown dicks. They can suckthat much. You have that many degeneration
X put across above my crotch.There's so many sticks sucking out. Wow,
just past ash Wednesday. We're doingthe the stain remover on February and
here you aren't talking about a crucifixand a crotch chop and my penis.
Wow. All right, well you'reapparently not giving your penis up on lent,
(01:29):
so that's good. No, ifI put oil on it, though,
a Catholic person can eat it rightbecause they only eat oil and meat
during that whole month, right?Is that? No? Fish? The
fishy I'll stick it in. I'llstick it in some mom and then pull
it out and it'll smell like afucking mackerel. Oh yeah, Macca.
(01:49):
They can chew a macrel miracle,a macro miracle, fantastic, and then
when I finish, it'll be miraclewhip, miracle whip. Oh my god.
The time is three forty eight.The weather is fucking burr. The
temperature is humidity of my balls.Oh my god. So on the way
over to the studio though, likeyou, you drove in this snow and
(02:13):
you were trying to start a fuckingsnowball fight. I have no feeling and
my fingers are penis, but Ithink it was worth it, dude.
Oh yeah, Fuck everybody in trafficand I don't we don't even need a
traffic report. Those people suck.I rolled down my windows and was grabbing
snowballs, like making snowballs off thetop of my truck and throwing them at
people. And this one guy rollsup. Now, mind you, mind
you, let's let's let's paint apicture here for the fans. This guy's
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in a fucking Bronco right now,I'm talking a New Bronco, so you
know he's a basic white bitch.And he rolls up. He goes,
he, what are you doing?I said, snowball fight and I threw
it in his window and he goeswhatever and rolled his window up. So
you know what I mean, Ikept fucking pelting his fucking window and he
just sat there in tracking and hejust kept looking over at me. And
I wasn't gonna stop, because whatyou can do it just it's just gonna
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fucking melt, Just gonna fucking melt. But no, he had to be
a little gay ass'd be stupid.Yeah, gay ass and be stupid speaking
of gay ass and be stupid.Uh, We've got a fucking interview with
the Commander in chief today known asBiden, I think, and uh,
Biden balls, Yeah, Biden balls, And so that's gonna be pretty interesting.
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I don't even know, like Ihaven't seen any secret service or anything.
Maybe he's not showing up. Idon't know. Uh. We have
a news segment that Janis was tellingus about has to do with some sort
of music and movies or something.So yeah, can we can we hold
on? Before you move on?You'll you'll go through right now. Fuck
Janie Oude, No, no,no, no, no, no,
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where did you know from? Dude? I don't know. I don't know
where she came from. But dude, that bitch makes a pie, cream
pie. I like cream pie.Let me tell you, Like I got
back to my miracle whip. Didyou make a cream pie or was it
a regular? It was a chocolatecream pie. You put it in her
butt? You No, it's theonly way to keep from Uh, we're
(04:09):
celebrating catholics this month. Bro,Like, let's just keep this going.
Let's just keep this going away forfucking Plan B. You know what Plan
B pill is fucking but that's right, that's right, dude. Preparation h
my man. Uh so, yeah, we've got that Janis is gonna help
us with. And then we've gotour over the line segment. Jake,
who do you got picked out forover the line this month? Talking?
Over line is uh Tiger Woods anduh manstration problems if you know what I'm
(04:33):
saying, put the golf club downyou all right? So we'll get into
that, and then of course wehave our discharge of the month. I
will just hint at that it's kindof toxic, might be on a train,
all that sort of stuff. Sowith that, Let's take a real
quick break and we'll be right back. And I say it with a pass
on as I'll pull off in theass. Don't nobody like his ass?
(04:57):
Hun trying to cover uports out ofpeople go. But we know what they're
saying. No, you can't hita chat in every post. Don't nobody
want this comic because we're not inChina. Everybody hated Trump and now that
you have to catch a body,that's what they get. Betrating us like
Queen's Quick Games, Green like manDay, like you said saying these times
people waking up to a dang goBrandon, But we all know what they're
(05:20):
saying. Mean, you work wellyou are. This is becoming a problem.
Man. I I'm I think Ihave a Janus budd. You got
a Janis bud. I got aI got a cream situation. You get
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like you got diarrhea. Bro.Yeah, like I got something going on
and it feels, Yeah, Ifeel penetrated. You feel penetrated. I
feel like I feel vulnerable in thisbaskerootball. I feel like every week you
call me, well, I'm havinga moment during the show because I know,
I know at this point we're live. I know, we're like,
I don't really and my blunt holefeels like it it's peetrated. It feels
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like Dannis. It feel like Dannistalks. It's just flowing and just angry
and black and full of cream andwhatever else is coming out. It just
and it sounds like a fucking turkeyand heat. Okay, it sounds like
a turkey, and everything's falling out. It's falling out. The word you
might need to get that check dude. That sounds like that sounds like you're
(06:24):
prolapsed. I do. Do youwant to come and check out my rose?
But actually real quick since the presidentis not here yet, Yeah,
let me go check it. I'llbe right there, all right. Well.
I was born and raised in scrimingPin. Lifeguard by the pool is
where I spent my dame till adune Dame corn Pop, who wasn't that
(06:44):
cool, started making trouble at theswimming pool, so I took a change,
wrapped it around my legs. Theirhair than my other leg They're not
my black kids would touch them,Come on, man. Then I got
on a train and moved to dcjrocJa Brahma gave the job to me.
I shuffled around and sucked fingertips,made a big speech, kissed the boy
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on the lips. What are youlooking at? I wrote the damn bill.
I hold the ladies tight and stiffall their hairs. First person American
to fall up the stairs, ranfor president. I was a winner,
was me? Now? Shoot atmy desk as a pressure printing not you
know the thing? Come on,get your face out of your ears.
(07:30):
Welcome back to the standing rover.This is b where. The time is
four thirty eight pm. The weatheris fucking cold, and we are here
with a secret service agent. Lookslike I don't know, man. Do
you know FBI chat? You looka lot like FBI chat. But anyway,
anyway, we are here with bumblingI'm sorry, not bumbling, with
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the one and only Joe Biden.President Joe Biden, sir, how you
doing the day? The fact isthat I don't remember? Okay, fuck
off? All right, there's somepeople outside the door. Be where there
are people? Oh? Who thefuck? Oh? Oh hi, hi
(08:13):
bumbler. This is this bro.This is Barock's number two. My man,
you remember him, dude? Youknow you know what's great about having
the president of the room with youin a moment like this. Hey,
hey, hey, miss president,you know what's great about it? Can
I ask you, like any question? What a stupid song? Okay?
So if I were to say,hey, s my d please for me
(08:35):
R. S P E c T. United States of America, how would
you feel about it? America isa nation that can be defined in a
single word. I was gonna foothim. Excuse me, Well, that's
an interesting response, Uh, misterPresident Queen the teeth of my balls.
Yeah, that was interesting. Man. Mister President, I I do have
(08:56):
a legitimate question for you. Uh. This episode's coming out the last day
of Black History Month, and Iam just curious what your take of Black
History Month is is in this country. I know that you are a spearhead
for diversity. Can you just talkwith me about the importance of it.
I like watching black men shake theirbooty cheeks. I don't know why,
but when I click on a videoand see a black man shaking his cheeks,
(09:20):
it just makes my mouth drool andI start dancing with the black man
as well. Sometimes when I lookin the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate and
see black men torking on my couch. It brings a smile to my face.
That's a take. That's a hotthat's a hot Janis take. That
was interesting. Fucking make that adrop. Mister President, we all like
(09:43):
to say on this show FTGK fuckthe Golden Knights. How do you feel
about the state of hockey? Andwho is your favorite team? The Big
Three? Steph, Daimon and uhand Kay. Well, you guys are
incredible. I mean and uh,come on, man, that's awesome.
Good for you, good for you, fuck him, good for you.
You used to say fuck him?Right, can we say fuck you?
(10:05):
I don't know, man, yougot to ask all these other people here
in the room. Shit hates me, mister President. I do have a
follow up question. Recently, yousaid that the vast majority of your female
staffers are actually female, and Ijust would like to talk with you real
quick about what that means to youto again be that spearhead of diversity,
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but also to embrace the females inyour office. Wiping on Tinder the other
day and saw a chick with thebiggest fucking booty I've ever seen. God
Damn, that shit was huge.I could barely believe my eyes. Man,
I had to cool myself off witha chocolate chocolate chip ice cream cone
from Ben and Jerry's shit was actuallyfire, no pun intended. My buddy
(10:48):
Kevin from the Secret Service then broughtme to the White House to sign some
more shit. It was probably moremoney for Bolensky and Ukraine, but I
didn't really give a fuck. Rememberto keep it real and vote for me
in twenty twenty four. I guessyou're a no biologist. Uh, mister
President, When you come up forelection, who do you hope to run
(11:09):
against? And why? And cornPop was a bad dude and he ran
a bunch of bad boys. Idon't know if he actually answered the question,
Jake, but well we'll go aheadand take that as a drop.
Mister, mister president, can youtalk to me about your predecessor, Donald
Trump and kind of tell us maybesomething good that he did while he was
(11:31):
in office. Trump can spew alot of garbage, but I can spit
fire some of them. Let megive assuming them, given what I got
to do to get into it,you will super human, donovative animated reubls
so thin. Anything to say onthe devastated, mostating how to give him?
Mister President? Do you have abigger penis than Donald J. Trump.
True pressure. I think that thatmeans that that was a resounding yes,
(11:54):
tru founder Trump towers are falling downlike I kind of feel like I
kind of feel like Air Force oneflew into that thing. Yeah, So,
mister president, can you can youkind of talk with us about your
Transportation Secretary Pete Buddha Judge and thejob that he's doing. By the way,
he gave me permission to touch onall right, Well, thank you
(12:18):
for that last question for me,and then maybe the hater will have another
question for you. But your wife, Jill Biden was recently making out with
somebody at a Philadelphia Eagles game,perhaps one of the playoff games. I
am just curious how you feel aboutthat. The pandemic is that the president
has no intercourse whatsoever with the restof the kind of the world I'm dealing
(12:39):
with these things. I know welike to get risk gue on this ship
as president, But if you couldchange anything in America and how we are
going about things like shooting balloons andthe way people live and the cost of
living and everything, what comforting factcan you leave the American people with knowing
that you came on this great showand tell them for your voters this season
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because we cannot get re elect wecannot win this reelection. Excuse me,
we can only re elect Donald Trump. And with that, that's the stain
Rover here with President Joe Biden,and we'll be right back historic day anything,
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all right, welcome back to theStane River. Janis. There is
a there's some kind of game thatyou have us doing this week this month,
Game of Thrones, Game of Thronesof your crotch. Yeah, Jake,
can you kind of read what therules were, because I don't know
if I understand the memo. Apparentlymusic plays, it's from a movie and
we're supposed to guess the song orthe movie, right, Okay, okay,
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And as much as I know,so I did come to the table
with five songs because I was toldto do it, and I didn't really
know that. So I am awareof my first song. So I guess
I'll just uh, I'll get Iguess I'll just have Janis play that.
Uh, Janice, go ahead andline up my first song and uh,
and Jake, uh, guess thatmovie? What the fuck is this?
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Fuck you? You're terrorist? Fuckingseven to eleven. Oh Jesus Christ,
No, I don't even know.Hodgi goes to fucking South America. I
don't know, HOGI Hodgie turban?Fuck? Hey, Janie, you want
to fast forward that real quick?I hope this is Blackhawk down. I
hope they fucking killed everybody's singing.I don't know view words? The fuck?
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What the fuck out of fucking MiddleEastern? Shoot to make me watch?
That is over the Edge by LaGuns from a movie point break?
Why did it start out with ahall like like fucking gayass lioning? Oh?
I don't know, fucking horrible,I don't know. Yeah, that
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was kind of weird, all right, Janis play mine around me a familiar
face? Oh shit, worn outplaces. I've heard the song out Faces
Bride and earlier for the Daily racisgoing nowhere going No? I don't know,
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I don't I can't even think ofwhat movie this is from. You
are filling up there, glaud Youknow what song? It is? No
expression, no express, no,not off the top of my head.
In my head, I believe it'sa cover. This is mad World,
Gary Jewels. I'll give you thatno to and I find it kind of
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funny. Fine it kind of sad. The dreams in which them dying are
the best I ever had. Fineit Heart, Yeah, I don't know
fin it Hart Gary Jeweles Mad Worldfrom Donnie Darko. Oh yeah, okay,
okay, that makes that makes alot of sense, Like, yeah,
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I'm good with that. Okay,Janis play my next one? Come
from and this Grady, no fuckingidea. It's like a Drew Carrey crap
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like musical You're so close. It'sDrew Barrymore and Keanu Reeves from Babes and
Toyland. You've never seen that movie. No, don't even know, my
god what I'm getting. I'm gonnagive you a softball one here. Okay,
uh so Janie is gonna play this, and I know you're gonna know
it right out the baby Master.I don't think your car realize what you
(17:51):
got you, So why don't youjust illuminate whilst I illuminate the possibilities?
Oh, Aladdin, the movie's Aladdin, exactly, softball, bro I love
that. I love that. Thatwas a softball. Good for you,
man, Good for you? Allright, Janice, throw on my next
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one? Looking too much? Iknow the song he reminds me of my
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first boner in sixth grade when Iwas dancing, Like you know, you
remember when you would dance with girlsand like you were supposed to say six
inches away, and luckily I wasmore than six inches so I could still
touch them, like I'd pop thatlittle like like Dicky's boner. You know
when you had your dickey pants becauseyou thought that you were dressing up.
What it for? Oh? Whatis this off of? Oh? Karate
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Kid? Robin Hood Prince of Thieves? A fuck? Dad? That sucks
alright, So I'm oo for three? Yeah, god, this sucks all
right. Well you you've got one, so you're you're one for two,
so far right, Yes, let'ssee if you can get this one.
Play it. Janis is a NinjaTurtles. I fucking love it. Body.
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I don't remember the song title,but it is a Ninja Turtles.
It's fucking awesome. N Sea Hammer. This is what we do from the
original Ninja Turtles sounded two. You'rewow man, two out of three.
Wow, I did give you?I did you give you a super super
softball? But still that was agood one. I don't know if this
one's a softball unless you made itto the end of the movie. But
Jannis play this one for me?This makes me want to jerk off with
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glass. Oh excuse, I believethis is the song that every man listens
to when he transitions into a woman, like an anamorph, a vagomorph,
if it were. What is thisB word? I don't know. This
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used to be my playground by Madonnafrom a league of their own. I
didn't even know that songs play.Is that even played in the movie though
at the very end? Yes,oh fuck that that doesn't count. That's
a credit song. Credit songs don'tcount. All right, Fine, you're
winning. You're winning this. You'regonna win this because you're playing shit like
Madonna's credit songs that nobody fucking caresabout. But here you go. I
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don't fucking know. The only thingI can think of is like Weird Science
or Revenge of the Nerds. Ihave no fucking clue. Jay, this
is definitely eighties. Oh, it'sa definite eighties. It's the movie rad
(21:59):
I've never seen, dude, youall right, you know what's great about
that? It has what's the antfrom a full house? The hot one?
Yeah, we've talked about before.Yeah, she it's it's bicycle ballet.
They're they're at a dance together,like dancing on bikes. It's a
great track. All right. SoI'm now at two and you're at zero.
Right, yeah, all right,so if you get this, this
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is worth three points. Oh,it's worth three points. Three points?
Ready, all right, say itwas a take nowhere. This is from
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Revenge of the Nerds. Wait,wait, wait, hold on, hold
on, right, it's not Howardthe Duck. Oh, this is weird.
This is a song. But whatmovie is it from? I don't
know. Playing with them boys fromKenny Loggins, from Top Gun. It's
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the volleyball scene. Oh, Ipaid attention to the nips, attention to
the music. Be totally had.That's another Januz cream butt moment, if
you know what I mean. AllRight, I'm gonna make this one as
hard as possible because you're already winning. So fuck you. This is this
this I know you will never get. It's a violin. It's a sad
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violin. It's like the sound whenyou're done masturbating and you look up in
the room is all alone except forthe violinist. It's just playing the sad
song and you have tears again,and you can't decide what the tissue needs
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to be done on first, ifyou need to wipe yourself off, or
if you like you need to blowyour nose because you're crying so hard.
I don't know. Fern Gully,fern gully. You get negative thy for
(24:56):
saying fucking fern gullfy. That's fromthe Arrival and it's mac Richter uh some
on daylight or sunrise some whatever,fucking fall Violin Bush. That was a
that was a fuck you song.It's like masturbating with glass, sad with
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violin. All right, Janis,take us to the next segment. No,
no, no, no, whereyou're from strictly business. Just the
E P M, D B LA C K from the CD. But
they just signa PCD and they believein me. Welcome back into the stand,
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Ruber guys on K Salt Radio,K whatever Salt Hippos. The next
segment is the best segment as weknow because I created it. And it
is time for over the line.Over the line. There's the whole world
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gone right about the only one runhere b word this week over the line
is something I'm not proud of.This overline because you actually helped me with
this. I was struggling with whoto bring up for this, and you
helped me because I was throwing abunch of ideas back and forth, and
you said, let's bring up TigerWoods. And not forgetting a seven iron,
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throwing his back windshield, for throwinghis seven iron in the back of
some girl while his wife was tryingnot to watch. This is for him
handing a tampon to another friend onthe golf course while playing. Yes,
was he over the line for doingthat? You know what is over the
line in this That is not TigerWoods. The over the line in this
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is all those pussification Americans that justcan't take a joke, that just can't
sit there and say, Okay,you handed him an or you hand a
condom, you handed him a tampon. That's pretty funny, like they made
it into a massagynistic act and it'sjust not something that I feel like is
(27:06):
over the line. Jake, Ithink he I think he was right,
And when he did it may havebeen a hazing thing. This guy's a
new golfer going to paired up withTiger Woods. But at the end of
the day, man, I thoughtit was hilarious. I don't see any
problem with this. I agree withyou in a sense of this. The
one I do have questions? Onewhat was the brand of tampon? Because
I really hope that they would reachout to Tiger Woods and give him sponsorship
(27:26):
for this, because that's a lotof publicity. How are they covered that
up right? Two? Which flowchart didn't land on? And what I
mean by that was it's super heavy. It was a light load, Like,
how how bad was this gull's golf? How bad was this guy's golf
game that he had to be handedthis men's strike, men's strading pen,
this little dabber for his butt tomake him feel better for bleeding out the
(27:49):
aanus and being a pussy. Andthe other problem is is you have all
these you have all these stupid womenannouncers like bitching now and then, and
then you know it was worse.You know it was worse than the women
announcers bitching. It's that dude,that dude that you remember you'd go to
the bar and you'd go to pickup a chick and then he'd be at
the end of the bar going Idon't hit on women and buy drinks because
I believe it. You know whatsucked my dick, bro, you fucking
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suck you. Yeah, you're gonnabuy them a Manhattan because you just felt
good about yourself and you believe inequality. You, sir, are the
person that has a tampon up yourbutthole right now and nobody fucking likes you.
But you know what beword of me? And you were on a golf
course and we were talking shit,I'd hand you a tampon if you were
being a little bitch, and Ihope you hand me a tampon if I'm
being a bitch. This is betweenfriends. The three people we should yell
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out in this b word is thefucking photographer one, what the fuck is
wrong with you? You take aphoto? And then two, the other
people to blame is us for zoomingin that close so we can look at
a fucking tampon and a Blazian man'shand. And I'm saying Blazian because he
is a black Asian man who isbeautiful and Cheeta's wife and good for it
whatever whatever the fuck he's doing.And number three is all the fucking pussified
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Americans who are pissed off that adude handed another dude as a fucking joke
because their friends fucking tampon. Youget over your fucking selves and suck my
fucking dick. And with that,that's our over the line segment. When
you were here before, you couldn'tlook you in the eye. You just
(29:18):
like a nagel. Your skin makesme cry. You flow like a f
and I'm beautiful. I wish Iwas welcome back to the stain Remover,
Jake. We actually just did youryour your over the line segment. And
(29:41):
let me tell you, man,I agree with everything that you said,
everything that you said, and itis the first time on the Stain Remover
that I think I've agreed with youwholeheartedly. My my, my dick throbbed,
my my anus uh flexed itself.Need tamp I might need a man
pun in there, I might needa But that that makes me think,
Bro, I think you have moreto say on it. I I sort
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of do. I'm interested what PresidentBiden, you know, who graciously came
on our show and wanted to bepart of this interview, what he thinks
of the tamp one. I wantto know what kind of tampons he uses.
But suit he's gonna pussy. Doyou think he's like one of those
like Tampex pearls, like because heyou know, he thinks it's like he's
helping pearl harm. No, No, I think that. I think that
the dude actually uses like a Maxipad with wings bro Like, like when
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he's falling over on his bicycle,those wings are helping him back up.
Oh my god, that's so true, dude. It gives him balance,
it helps him balance out. Okay, so one one man's cycle to another.
I'll say this so that that wasa fun segment because I I'm glad
you agree with me, because Imean, it's so true, dude,
it is so true. What ishappening to us? How we can't fucking
(30:48):
take a joke? Like, allright, let me ask you this,
And I know we're supposed to goon from this, but would you rather
him have handed a Maxi pad ora tampon? What is worse? A
Maxi pad? You want to gosoar all day? Not shields bro swords,
not shields. Swords not shields.Okay, yeah, because I can't
even argue. I don't even knowwhat that means. I can't argue it
what swords tampons? I know what, I know what, I know the
(31:10):
definition, but like, why you'reeither you're on defense. Why are tampon's
offensive because you're you're attacking, you'repoking somebody if you have this, Yes,
you're just blocking. You're a blockingNo no, no, sorry that
was biting right there. If youhave a tampon, your stab in the
(31:30):
puss. Okay, well you watchedthis what is it? The Last of
Us? Right? Yeah? Didyou see that little pussy cup? Yeah,
on the episode where it was likeI was watching it with the wife
and I was like, what isthat? She goes, Oh, it's
a it's a period cup. Ye, period cup, and she was yeah,
catches everything and then you empty itand she goes, I don't know
(31:52):
how that would be comfortable, AndI'm thinking, I know, why what?
What? How? Yeah? It'sI what? What? What your
wife negated to tell you is thatit's actually the tea cup for tea for
vampires. But that's a whole othersituation. Situation. I thought it was
when Jesus turned water into wine.It was the last Supper, because I
swear to God, if I wentdown on my wife and that cup was
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down there turning into wine. Itwould be the last supper. I would
never be her six to her nine. Again, that's really how I feel
about this bro. And if shehad a yeast infection, you could do
communion, Oh dude, yeah youcould. You could have grape juice of
bread all at the same time.Her fucking little cooti cracker. This is
a This is a great transition.That's a that's a cooter taeat. This
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is a great transition for our nextsegment. Because our next segment is the
over the line segment. We justdid the over the line. It's the
discharge of the buck. You fuckfuzzy donkey donkey by fun Fun here's our
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motherfucking discharge of the month. Sothis month's discharge of the month is none
other than our than our our butterflytransportation secretary mister or missus, depending on
what he goes by. Pete Petemayor Pete uh has has dropped the fucking
(33:27):
ball, dude, Like in thisin this economic situation that we've been in,
through COVID and all of this sortof stuff, he's taken a a
ton of personal time to allow himto not focus on his job. Now,
No, granted, I realized thatsomebody gave birth and he and his
spouse, his husband or whatever,decided to adopt it, and he needed
(33:49):
to have paternity leave during arguably oneof the greatest crises of United States history.
And I'm not even talking about thatfor the Discharge of the Month.
What I'm talking about is East Palestine, Ohio. We've got a train full
of toxic material, goes off therails, has a chemical spill, has
a fire, and this dude hasn'teven visited FEMA. From the from President
(34:15):
Biden, who he spoke with beforeuh was was told not to act,
was told not to help because theysaid that they just couldn't help. It's
not in their wheelhouse. Mister Pooter, Judge, I'm just very disappointed.
Like I'm not even gonna yell,I'm not gonna scream. I'm just very
disappointed that there is a segment ofour population that is suffering, and from
our federal government perspective, you justrefuse to act, and you as the
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face of the Transportation Department. It'sjust a very bad look. And to
me, that's that makes you aDischarge of the month. I agree,
Fuck Ohio. I mean, I'mnot saying that that the chemical spill doesn't
like create like a facelift. Idon't know. I just he just sucks.
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I don't even I don't even haveanything intelligent to say on this.
I don't I'm not an intelligent personthat could speak to Buddha. It's just
fucked that guy. Fuck him.He is the biggest discharge out of my
stemen sack. He could really andthe best word is he would suck that
sack. He would so do itwhile Biden watched. Biden is the cuckhold
(35:23):
of American to mock fuck them both, and that is our discharge of the
month, Biden. So Buddha,Judge would flick a friendulum like Frederick food.
(35:46):
So you know under your tongue,you got that little thing under your
tongue, the fringe, that thething that holds onto your tongue. Yeah,
well you also got it on theunderside of your dick. That's called
the frenulum. Could you friendulum tofriendulum? I'm sure you could. I
think that was in the last ofus episodes. We should try that,
we should friendulums. Honestly, honestly, I know that both of us are
(36:07):
circumcised males. I would much ratherfind somebody who's uncircumcised, and I would
much rather dock with them like aspace movie, Like my spaceship would go
right into their foreskin. Oh,like you dock over, Yeah, you
dock right in there. Yeah,I think that. Would you rather dock?
Or friendulum to friendulum friendulum differm likeknow what I mean, Like your
(36:28):
your your tongue friendulum hits my friendulum. Oh, my friendulum hits your tongue
riendulum or whatever and vice versa.Like it's like a big it's like an
eighty nine. I'm gonna call thatthe eighty nine. I'm gonna call it
the the Anarchy ninety nine because Idon't want to even do this shit.
Oh I'm all about this. That'sour stain remover segment. And fuck you
Pete booda judge Now in the dimerive fay whatt face? What is the
(36:58):
pro by eye? No bet thannot a day nice by God, no
day my life back. Welcome backto k salt Radio. Everybody, this
show has went off the rail likethe train in Ohio. Buddhach edge confreendulum
(37:20):
my butthole. Thank you Biden,for fucking nothing. Gas prices are high,
and you came on the show tofucking about your black history nonsense,
whatever about booty butts or whatever Tigerwould to be able to hand out tampons
be or what else do we have? What else do we do today?
Getting paid? Jannis fucking killed itwith antal sex, and she also played
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some songs that I won butt creepyyeah, butt cream pies, and that's
a good way to end. Andalso there was a really weird opportunity for
me to masturbatorially cry while listening toviolins, so I'm all about that.
But uh yeah, good State roover. We'll be back again next month,
or good good good good good goodgood God with glass yours and with that,
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we'll be back next month. M
You're listening to? What am Ilistening to? The stain Remover? It's
not a stand, it's a racingstrike on Salty Hippo radio Caso. B
word and welcome back to the stanRover. This is B word And as
(00:46):
usual I am here with with mygreatest enemy, Jacob. Jacob, how
are you doing to night? Idon't care anymore. The studio sucks.
This radio station sucks. They couldall suck my dick with capital d's or
capital s's, double d's, doubled's sticks double my I think my balls
(01:07):
have grown dicks. They can suckthat much. You have that many degeneration
X put across above my crotch.There's so many sticks sucking out. Wow,
just past ash Wednesday. We're doingthe the stain remover on February and
here you aren't talking about a crucifixand a crotch chop and my penis.
Wow. All right, well you'reapparently not giving your penis up on lent,
(01:29):
so that's good. No, ifI put oil on it, though,
a Catholic person can eat it rightbecause they only eat oil and meat
during that whole month, right?Is that? No? Fish? The
fishy I'll stick it in. I'llstick it in some mom and then pull
it out and it'll smell like afucking mackerel. Oh yeah, Macca.
(01:49):
They can chew a macrel miracle,a macro miracle, fantastic, and then
when I finish, it'll be miraclewhip, miracle whip. Oh my god.
The time is three forty eight.The weather is fucking burr. The
temperature is humidity of my balls.Oh my god. So on the way
over to the studio though, likeyou, you drove in this snow and
(02:13):
you were trying to start a fuckingsnowball fight. I have no feeling and
my fingers are penis, but Ithink it was worth it, dude.
Oh yeah, Fuck everybody in trafficand I don't we don't even need a
traffic report. Those people suck.I rolled down my windows and was grabbing
snowballs, like making snowballs off thetop of my truck and throwing them at
people. And this one guy rollsup. Now, mind you, mind
you, let's let's let's paint apicture here for the fans. This guy's
(02:36):
in a fucking Bronco right now,I'm talking a New Bronco, so you
know he's a basic white bitch.And he rolls up. He goes,
he, what are you doing?I said, snowball fight and I threw
it in his window and he goeswhatever and rolled his window up. So
you know what I mean, Ikept fucking pelting his fucking window and he
just sat there in tracking and hejust kept looking over at me. And
I wasn't gonna stop, because whatyou can do it just it's just gonna
(02:59):
fucking melt, Just gonna fucking melt. But no, he had to be
a little gay ass'd be stupid.Yeah, gay ass and be stupid speaking
of gay ass and be stupid.Uh, We've got a fucking interview with
the Commander in chief today known asBiden, I think, and uh,
Biden balls, Yeah, Biden balls, And so that's gonna be pretty interesting.
(03:20):
I don't even know, like Ihaven't seen any secret service or anything.
Maybe he's not showing up. Idon't know. Uh. We have
a news segment that Janis was tellingus about has to do with some sort
of music and movies or something.So yeah, can we can we hold
on? Before you move on?You'll you'll go through right now. Fuck
Janie Oude, No, no,no, no, no, no,
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where did you know from? Dude? I don't know. I don't know
where she came from. But dude, that bitch makes a pie, cream
pie. I like cream pie.Let me tell you, Like I got
back to my miracle whip. Didyou make a cream pie or was it
a regular? It was a chocolatecream pie. You put it in her
butt? You No, it's theonly way to keep from Uh, we're
(04:09):
celebrating catholics this month. Bro,Like, let's just keep this going.
Let's just keep this going away forfucking Plan B. You know what Plan
B pill is fucking but that's right, that's right, dude. Preparation h
my man. Uh so, yeah, we've got that Janis is gonna help
us with. And then we've gotour over the line segment. Jake,
who do you got picked out forover the line this month? Talking?
Over line is uh Tiger Woods anduh manstration problems if you know what I'm
(04:33):
saying, put the golf club downyou all right? So we'll get into
that, and then of course wehave our discharge of the month. I
will just hint at that it's kindof toxic, might be on a train,
all that sort of stuff. Sowith that, Let's take a real
quick break and we'll be right back. And I say it with a pass
on as I'll pull off in theass. Don't nobody like his ass?
(04:57):
Hun trying to cover uports out ofpeople go. But we know what they're
saying. No, you can't hita chat in every post. Don't nobody
want this comic because we're not inChina. Everybody hated Trump and now that
you have to catch a body,that's what they get. Betrating us like
Queen's Quick Games, Green like manDay, like you said saying these times
people waking up to a dang goBrandon, But we all know what they're
(05:20):
saying. Mean, you work wellyou are. This is becoming a problem.
Man. I I'm I think Ihave a Janus budd. You got
a Janis bud. I got aI got a cream situation. You get
(05:42):
like you got diarrhea. Bro.Yeah, like I got something going on
and it feels, Yeah, Ifeel penetrated. You feel penetrated. I
feel like I feel vulnerable in thisbaskerootball. I feel like every week you
call me, well, I'm havinga moment during the show because I know,
I know at this point we're live. I know, we're like,
I don't really and my blunt holefeels like it it's peetrated. It feels
(06:02):
like Dannis. It feel like Dannistalks. It's just flowing and just angry
and black and full of cream andwhatever else is coming out. It just
and it sounds like a fucking turkeyand heat. Okay, it sounds like
a turkey, and everything's falling out. It's falling out. The word you
might need to get that check dude. That sounds like that sounds like you're
(06:24):
prolapsed. I do. Do youwant to come and check out my rose?
But actually real quick since the presidentis not here yet, Yeah,
let me go check it. I'llbe right there, all right. Well.
I was born and raised in scrimingPin. Lifeguard by the pool is
where I spent my dame till adune Dame corn Pop, who wasn't that
(06:44):
cool, started making trouble at theswimming pool, so I took a change,
wrapped it around my legs. Theirhair than my other leg They're not
my black kids would touch them,Come on, man. Then I got
on a train and moved to dcjrocJa Brahma gave the job to me.
I shuffled around and sucked fingertips,made a big speech, kissed the boy
(07:05):
on the lips. What are youlooking at? I wrote the damn bill.
I hold the ladies tight and stiffall their hairs. First person American
to fall up the stairs, ranfor president. I was a winner,
was me? Now? Shoot atmy desk as a pressure printing not you
know the thing? Come on,get your face out of your ears.
(07:30):
Welcome back to the standing rover.This is b where. The time is
four thirty eight pm. The weatheris fucking cold, and we are here
with a secret service agent. Lookslike I don't know, man. Do
you know FBI chat? You looka lot like FBI chat. But anyway,
anyway, we are here with bumblingI'm sorry, not bumbling, with
(07:53):
the one and only Joe Biden.President Joe Biden, sir, how you
doing the day? The fact isthat I don't remember? Okay, fuck
off? All right, there's somepeople outside the door. Be where there
are people? Oh? Who thefuck? Oh? Oh hi, hi
(08:13):
bumbler. This is this bro.This is Barock's number two. My man,
you remember him, dude? Youknow you know what's great about having
the president of the room with youin a moment like this. Hey,
hey, hey, miss president,you know what's great about it? Can
I ask you, like any question? What a stupid song? Okay?
So if I were to say,hey, s my d please for me
(08:35):
R. S P E c T. United States of America, how would
you feel about it? America isa nation that can be defined in a
single word. I was gonna foothim. Excuse me, Well, that's
an interesting response, Uh, misterPresident Queen the teeth of my balls.
Yeah, that was interesting. Man. Mister President, I I do have
(08:56):
a legitimate question for you. Uh. This episode's coming out the last day
of Black History Month, and Iam just curious what your take of Black
History Month is is in this country. I know that you are a spearhead
for diversity. Can you just talkwith me about the importance of it.
I like watching black men shake theirbooty cheeks. I don't know why,
but when I click on a videoand see a black man shaking his cheeks,
(09:20):
it just makes my mouth drool andI start dancing with the black man
as well. Sometimes when I lookin the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate and
see black men torking on my couch. It brings a smile to my face.
That's a take. That's a hotthat's a hot Janis take. That
was interesting. Fucking make that adrop. Mister President, we all like
(09:43):
to say on this show FTGK fuckthe Golden Knights. How do you feel
about the state of hockey? Andwho is your favorite team? The Big
Three? Steph, Daimon and uhand Kay. Well, you guys are
incredible. I mean and uh,come on, man, that's awesome.
Good for you, good for you, fuck him, good for you.
You used to say fuck him?Right, can we say fuck you?
(10:05):
I don't know, man, yougot to ask all these other people here
in the room. Shit hates me, mister President. I do have a
follow up question. Recently, yousaid that the vast majority of your female
staffers are actually female, and Ijust would like to talk with you real
quick about what that means to youto again be that spearhead of diversity,
(10:26):
but also to embrace the females inyour office. Wiping on Tinder the other
day and saw a chick with thebiggest fucking booty I've ever seen. God
Damn, that shit was huge.I could barely believe my eyes. Man,
I had to cool myself off witha chocolate chocolate chip ice cream cone
from Ben and Jerry's shit was actuallyfire, no pun intended. My buddy
(10:48):
Kevin from the Secret Service then broughtme to the White House to sign some
more shit. It was probably moremoney for Bolensky and Ukraine, but I
didn't really give a fuck. Rememberto keep it real and vote for me
in twenty twenty four. I guessyou're a no biologist. Uh, mister
President, When you come up forelection, who do you hope to run
(11:09):
against? And why? And cornPop was a bad dude and he ran
a bunch of bad boys. Idon't know if he actually answered the question,
Jake, but well we'll go aheadand take that as a drop.
Mister, mister president, can youtalk to me about your predecessor, Donald
Trump and kind of tell us maybesomething good that he did while he was
(11:31):
in office. Trump can spew alot of garbage, but I can spit
fire some of them. Let megive assuming them, given what I got
to do to get into it,you will super human, donovative animated reubls
so thin. Anything to say onthe devastated, mostating how to give him?
Mister President? Do you have abigger penis than Donald J. Trump.
True pressure. I think that thatmeans that that was a resounding yes,
(11:54):
tru founder Trump towers are falling downlike I kind of feel like I
kind of feel like Air Force oneflew into that thing. Yeah, So,
mister president, can you can youkind of talk with us about your
Transportation Secretary Pete Buddha Judge and thejob that he's doing. By the way,
he gave me permission to touch onall right, Well, thank you
(12:18):
for that last question for me,and then maybe the hater will have another
question for you. But your wife, Jill Biden was recently making out with
somebody at a Philadelphia Eagles game,perhaps one of the playoff games. I
am just curious how you feel aboutthat. The pandemic is that the president
has no intercourse whatsoever with the restof the kind of the world I'm dealing
(12:39):
with these things. I know welike to get risk gue on this ship
as president, But if you couldchange anything in America and how we are
going about things like shooting balloons andthe way people live and the cost of
living and everything, what comforting factcan you leave the American people with knowing
that you came on this great showand tell them for your voters this season
(13:01):
because we cannot get re elect wecannot win this reelection. Excuse me,
we can only re elect Donald Trump. And with that, that's the stain
Rover here with President Joe Biden,and we'll be right back historic day anything,
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all right, welcome back to theStane River. Janis. There is
a there's some kind of game thatyou have us doing this week this month,
Game of Thrones, Game of Thronesof your crotch. Yeah, Jake,
can you kind of read what therules were, because I don't know
if I understand the memo. Apparentlymusic plays, it's from a movie and
we're supposed to guess the song orthe movie, right, Okay, okay,
(13:56):
And as much as I know,so I did come to the table
with five songs because I was toldto do it, and I didn't really
know that. So I am awareof my first song. So I guess
I'll just uh, I'll get Iguess I'll just have Janis play that.
Uh, Janice, go ahead andline up my first song and uh,
and Jake, uh, guess thatmovie? What the fuck is this?
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Fuck you? You're terrorist? Fuckingseven to eleven. Oh Jesus Christ,
No, I don't even know.Hodgi goes to fucking South America. I
don't know, HOGI Hodgie turban?Fuck? Hey, Janie, you want
to fast forward that real quick?I hope this is Blackhawk down. I
hope they fucking killed everybody's singing.I don't know view words? The fuck?
(15:01):
What the fuck out of fucking MiddleEastern? Shoot to make me watch?
That is over the Edge by LaGuns from a movie point break?
Why did it start out with ahall like like fucking gayass lioning? Oh?
I don't know, fucking horrible,I don't know. Yeah, that
(15:22):
was kind of weird, all right, Janis play mine around me a familiar
face? Oh shit, worn outplaces. I've heard the song out Faces
Bride and earlier for the Daily racisgoing nowhere going No? I don't know,
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I don't I can't even think ofwhat movie this is from. You
are filling up there, glaud Youknow what song? It is? No
expression, no express, no,not off the top of my head.
In my head, I believe it'sa cover. This is mad World,
Gary Jewels. I'll give you thatno to and I find it kind of
(16:17):
funny. Fine it kind of sad. The dreams in which them dying are
the best I ever had. Fineit Heart, Yeah, I don't know
fin it Hart Gary Jeweles Mad Worldfrom Donnie Darko. Oh yeah, okay,
okay, that makes that makes alot of sense, Like, yeah,
(16:41):
I'm good with that. Okay,Janis play my next one? Come
from and this Grady, no fuckingidea. It's like a Drew Carrey crap
(17:29):
like musical You're so close. It'sDrew Barrymore and Keanu Reeves from Babes and
Toyland. You've never seen that movie. No, don't even know, my
god what I'm getting. I'm gonnagive you a softball one here. Okay,
uh so Janie is gonna play this, and I know you're gonna know
it right out the baby Master.I don't think your car realize what you
(17:51):
got you, So why don't youjust illuminate whilst I illuminate the possibilities?
Oh, Aladdin, the movie's Aladdin, exactly, softball, bro I love
that. I love that. Thatwas a softball. Good for you,
man, Good for you? Allright, Janice, throw on my next
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one? Looking too much? Iknow the song he reminds me of my
(18:45):
first boner in sixth grade when Iwas dancing, Like you know, you
remember when you would dance with girlsand like you were supposed to say six
inches away, and luckily I wasmore than six inches so I could still
touch them, like I'd pop thatlittle like like Dicky's boner. You know
when you had your dickey pants becauseyou thought that you were dressing up.
What it for? Oh? Whatis this off of? Oh? Karate
(19:07):
Kid? Robin Hood Prince of Thieves? A fuck? Dad? That sucks
alright, So I'm oo for three? Yeah, god, this sucks all
right. Well you you've got one, so you're you're one for two,
so far right, Yes, let'ssee if you can get this one.
Play it. Janis is a NinjaTurtles. I fucking love it. Body.
(19:47):
I don't remember the song title,but it is a Ninja Turtles.
It's fucking awesome. N Sea Hammer. This is what we do from the
original Ninja Turtles sounded two. You'rewow man, two out of three.
Wow, I did give you?I did you give you a super super
softball? But still that was agood one. I don't know if this
one's a softball unless you made itto the end of the movie. But
Jannis play this one for me?This makes me want to jerk off with
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glass. Oh excuse, I believethis is the song that every man listens
to when he transitions into a woman, like an anamorph, a vagomorph,
if it were. What is thisB word? I don't know. This
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used to be my playground by Madonnafrom a league of their own. I
didn't even know that songs play.Is that even played in the movie though
at the very end? Yes,oh fuck that that doesn't count. That's
a credit song. Credit songs don'tcount. All right, Fine, you're
winning. You're winning this. You'regonna win this because you're playing shit like
Madonna's credit songs that nobody fucking caresabout. But here you go. I
(21:36):
don't fucking know. The only thingI can think of is like Weird Science
or Revenge of the Nerds. Ihave no fucking clue. Jay, this
is definitely eighties. Oh, it'sa definite eighties. It's the movie rad
(21:59):
I've never seen, dude, youall right, you know what's great about
that? It has what's the antfrom a full house? The hot one?
Yeah, we've talked about before.Yeah, she it's it's bicycle ballet.
They're they're at a dance together,like dancing on bikes. It's a
great track. All right. SoI'm now at two and you're at zero.
Right, yeah, all right,so if you get this, this
(22:19):
is worth three points. Oh,it's worth three points. Three points?
Ready, all right, say itwas a take nowhere. This is from
(23:04):
Revenge of the Nerds. Wait,wait, wait, hold on, hold
on, right, it's not Howardthe Duck. Oh, this is weird.
This is a song. But whatmovie is it from? I don't
know. Playing with them boys fromKenny Loggins, from Top Gun. It's
(23:30):
the volleyball scene. Oh, Ipaid attention to the nips, attention to
the music. Be totally had.That's another Januz cream butt moment, if
you know what I mean. AllRight, I'm gonna make this one as
hard as possible because you're already winning. So fuck you. This is this
this I know you will never get. It's a violin. It's a sad
(24:12):
violin. It's like the sound whenyou're done masturbating and you look up in
the room is all alone except forthe violinist. It's just playing the sad
song and you have tears again,and you can't decide what the tissue needs
(24:33):
to be done on first, ifyou need to wipe yourself off, or
if you like you need to blowyour nose because you're crying so hard.
I don't know. Fern Gully,fern gully. You get negative thy for
(24:56):
saying fucking fern gullfy. That's fromthe Arrival and it's mac Richter uh some
on daylight or sunrise some whatever,fucking fall Violin Bush. That was a
that was a fuck you song.It's like masturbating with glass, sad with
(25:18):
violin. All right, Janis,take us to the next segment. No,
no, no, no, whereyou're from strictly business. Just the
E P M, D B LA C K from the CD. But
they just signa PCD and they believein me. Welcome back into the stand,
(25:41):
Ruber guys on K Salt Radio,K whatever Salt Hippos. The next
segment is the best segment as weknow because I created it. And it
is time for over the line.Over the line. There's the whole world
(26:04):
gone right about the only one runhere b word this week over the line
is something I'm not proud of.This overline because you actually helped me with
this. I was struggling with whoto bring up for this, and you
helped me because I was throwing abunch of ideas back and forth, and
you said, let's bring up TigerWoods. And not forgetting a seven iron,
(26:25):
throwing his back windshield, for throwinghis seven iron in the back of
some girl while his wife was tryingnot to watch. This is for him
handing a tampon to another friend onthe golf course while playing. Yes,
was he over the line for doingthat? You know what is over the
line in this That is not TigerWoods. The over the line in this
(26:45):
is all those pussification Americans that justcan't take a joke, that just can't
sit there and say, Okay,you handed him an or you hand a
condom, you handed him a tampon. That's pretty funny, like they made
it into a massagynistic act and it'sjust not something that I feel like is
(27:06):
over the line. Jake, Ithink he I think he was right,
And when he did it may havebeen a hazing thing. This guy's a
new golfer going to paired up withTiger Woods. But at the end of
the day, man, I thoughtit was hilarious. I don't see any
problem with this. I agree withyou in a sense of this. The
one I do have questions? Onewhat was the brand of tampon? Because
I really hope that they would reachout to Tiger Woods and give him sponsorship
(27:26):
for this, because that's a lotof publicity. How are they covered that
up right? Two? Which flowchart didn't land on? And what I
mean by that was it's super heavy. It was a light load, Like,
how how bad was this gull's golf? How bad was this guy's golf
game that he had to be handedthis men's strike, men's strading pen,
this little dabber for his butt tomake him feel better for bleeding out the
(27:49):
aanus and being a pussy. Andthe other problem is is you have all
these you have all these stupid womenannouncers like bitching now and then, and
then you know it was worse.You know it was worse than the women
announcers bitching. It's that dude,that dude that you remember you'd go to
the bar and you'd go to pickup a chick and then he'd be at
the end of the bar going Idon't hit on women and buy drinks because
I believe it. You know whatsucked my dick, bro, you fucking
(28:11):
suck you. Yeah, you're gonnabuy them a Manhattan because you just felt
good about yourself and you believe inequality. You, sir, are the
person that has a tampon up yourbutthole right now and nobody fucking likes you.
But you know what beword of me? And you were on a golf
course and we were talking shit,I'd hand you a tampon if you were
being a little bitch, and Ihope you hand me a tampon if I'm
being a bitch. This is betweenfriends. The three people we should yell
(28:33):
out in this b word is thefucking photographer one, what the fuck is
wrong with you? You take aphoto? And then two, the other
people to blame is us for zoomingin that close so we can look at
a fucking tampon and a Blazian man'shand. And I'm saying Blazian because he
is a black Asian man who isbeautiful and Cheeta's wife and good for it
whatever whatever the fuck he's doing.And number three is all the fucking pussified
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Americans who are pissed off that adude handed another dude as a fucking joke
because their friends fucking tampon. Youget over your fucking selves and suck my
fucking dick. And with that,that's our over the line segment. When
you were here before, you couldn'tlook you in the eye. You just
(29:18):
like a nagel. Your skin makesme cry. You flow like a f
and I'm beautiful. I wish Iwas welcome back to the stain Remover,
Jake. We actually just did youryour your over the line segment. And
(29:41):
let me tell you, man,I agree with everything that you said,
everything that you said, and itis the first time on the Stain Remover
that I think I've agreed with youwholeheartedly. My my, my dick throbbed,
my my anus uh flexed itself.Need tamp I might need a man
pun in there, I might needa But that that makes me think,
Bro, I think you have moreto say on it. I I sort
(30:06):
of do. I'm interested what PresidentBiden, you know, who graciously came
on our show and wanted to bepart of this interview, what he thinks
of the tamp one. I wantto know what kind of tampons he uses.
But suit he's gonna pussy. Doyou think he's like one of those
like Tampex pearls, like because heyou know, he thinks it's like he's
helping pearl harm. No, No, I think that. I think that
the dude actually uses like a Maxipad with wings bro Like, like when
(30:26):
he's falling over on his bicycle,those wings are helping him back up.
Oh my god, that's so true, dude. It gives him balance,
it helps him balance out. Okay, so one one man's cycle to another.
I'll say this so that that wasa fun segment because I I'm glad
you agree with me, because Imean, it's so true, dude,
it is so true. What ishappening to us? How we can't fucking
(30:48):
take a joke? Like, allright, let me ask you this,
And I know we're supposed to goon from this, but would you rather
him have handed a Maxi pad ora tampon? What is worse? A
Maxi pad? You want to gosoar all day? Not shields bro swords,
not shields. Swords not shields.Okay, yeah, because I can't
even argue. I don't even knowwhat that means. I can't argue it
what swords tampons? I know what, I know what, I know the
(31:10):
definition, but like, why you'reeither you're on defense. Why are tampon's
offensive because you're you're attacking, you'repoking somebody if you have this, Yes,
you're just blocking. You're a blockingNo no, no, sorry that
was biting right there. If youhave a tampon, your stab in the
(31:30):
puss. Okay, well you watchedthis what is it? The Last of
Us? Right? Yeah? Didyou see that little pussy cup? Yeah,
on the episode where it was likeI was watching it with the wife
and I was like, what isthat? She goes, Oh, it's
a it's a period cup. Ye, period cup, and she was yeah,
catches everything and then you empty itand she goes, I don't know
(31:52):
how that would be comfortable, AndI'm thinking, I know, why what?
What? How? Yeah? It'sI what? What? What your
wife negated to tell you is thatit's actually the tea cup for tea for
vampires. But that's a whole othersituation. Situation. I thought it was
when Jesus turned water into wine.It was the last Supper, because I
swear to God, if I wentdown on my wife and that cup was
(32:15):
down there turning into wine. Itwould be the last supper. I would
never be her six to her nine. Again, that's really how I feel
about this bro. And if shehad a yeast infection, you could do
communion, Oh dude, yeah youcould. You could have grape juice of
bread all at the same time.Her fucking little cooti cracker. This is
a This is a great transition.That's a that's a cooter taeat. This
(32:37):
is a great transition for our nextsegment. Because our next segment is the
over the line segment. We justdid the over the line. It's the
discharge of the buck. You fuckfuzzy donkey donkey by fun Fun here's our
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motherfucking discharge of the month. Sothis month's discharge of the month is none
other than our than our our butterflytransportation secretary mister or missus, depending on
what he goes by. Pete Petemayor Pete uh has has dropped the fucking
(33:27):
ball, dude, Like in thisin this economic situation that we've been in,
through COVID and all of this sortof stuff, he's taken a a
ton of personal time to allow himto not focus on his job. Now,
No, granted, I realized thatsomebody gave birth and he and his
spouse, his husband or whatever,decided to adopt it, and he needed
(33:49):
to have paternity leave during arguably oneof the greatest crises of United States history.
And I'm not even talking about thatfor the Discharge of the Month.
What I'm talking about is East Palestine, Ohio. We've got a train full
of toxic material, goes off therails, has a chemical spill, has
a fire, and this dude hasn'teven visited FEMA. From the from President
(34:15):
Biden, who he spoke with beforeuh was was told not to act,
was told not to help because theysaid that they just couldn't help. It's
not in their wheelhouse. Mister Pooter, Judge, I'm just very disappointed.
Like I'm not even gonna yell,I'm not gonna scream. I'm just very
disappointed that there is a segment ofour population that is suffering, and from
our federal government perspective, you justrefuse to act, and you as the
(34:38):
face of the Transportation Department. It'sjust a very bad look. And to
me, that's that makes you aDischarge of the month. I agree,
Fuck Ohio. I mean, I'mnot saying that that the chemical spill doesn't
like create like a facelift. Idon't know. I just he just sucks.
(35:01):
I don't even I don't even haveanything intelligent to say on this.
I don't I'm not an intelligent personthat could speak to Buddha. It's just
fucked that guy. Fuck him.He is the biggest discharge out of my
stemen sack. He could really andthe best word is he would suck that
sack. He would so do itwhile Biden watched. Biden is the cuckhold
(35:23):
of American to mock fuck them both, and that is our discharge of the
month, Biden. So Buddha,Judge would flick a friendulum like Frederick food.
(35:46):
So you know under your tongue,you got that little thing under your
tongue, the fringe, that thething that holds onto your tongue. Yeah,
well you also got it on theunderside of your dick. That's called
the frenulum. Could you friendulum tofriendulum? I'm sure you could. I
think that was in the last ofus episodes. We should try that,
we should friendulums. Honestly, honestly, I know that both of us are
(36:07):
circumcised males. I would much ratherfind somebody who's uncircumcised, and I would
much rather dock with them like aspace movie, Like my spaceship would go
right into their foreskin. Oh,like you dock over, Yeah, you
dock right in there. Yeah,I think that. Would you rather dock?
Or friendulum to friendulum friendulum differm likeknow what I mean, Like your
(36:28):
your your tongue friendulum hits my friendulum. Oh, my friendulum hits your tongue
riendulum or whatever and vice versa.Like it's like a big it's like an
eighty nine. I'm gonna call thatthe eighty nine. I'm gonna call it
the the Anarchy ninety nine because Idon't want to even do this shit.
Oh I'm all about this. That'sour stain remover segment. And fuck you
Pete booda judge Now in the dimerive fay whatt face? What is the
(36:58):
pro by eye? No bet thannot a day nice by God, no
day my life back. Welcome backto k salt Radio. Everybody, this
show has went off the rail likethe train in Ohio. Buddhach edge confreendulum
(37:20):
my butthole. Thank you Biden,for fucking nothing. Gas prices are high,
and you came on the show tofucking about your black history nonsense,
whatever about booty butts or whatever Tigerwould to be able to hand out tampons
be or what else do we have? What else do we do today?
Getting paid? Jannis fucking killed itwith antal sex, and she also played
(37:43):
some songs that I won butt creepyyeah, butt cream pies, and that's
a good way to end. Andalso there was a really weird opportunity for
me to masturbatorially cry while listening toviolins, so I'm all about that.
But uh yeah, good State roover. We'll be back again next month,
or good good good good good goodgood God with glass yours and with that,
(38:06):
we'll be back next month. M
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