April 16, 2024 • 34 mins
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"Hippo Happy Hour," was set on the premise of two buddies bantering at the local watering hole, Sal's Tavern. “The Stain Remover,” wass a satirical parody of two guys working at a radio station. B-Word and Jake host K-SALT’s flagship program, "The Stain Remover."
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You're listening to what am I listeningto? The stain remover. It's not
a stain, it's a racing strikeon Salty Hippo Radio Caso B Word and
here welcome everybody, the first stainRemover of twenty twenty three. This is
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me word. I am here withwith Jake the Douche. How are you
doing today to bake the douche?Monday morning? Dry bys whatever? The
weather is seventy eight degrees so takinga wetrs and the time is eleven fifty
six. Originally, there when yousaid the when you said the cl time,
I thought you were talking about thecliptorus. I was like, you
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found it, you found the clicktorus. Eventually, finally it's like the hands
on the clock. You wanna youwant to dial it just right in.
You want to get them on theright spot, but you always miss.
It's like a little man in acanoe. I like that. I like
that. Uh So, we've gota pretty good, pretty good episode here
coming up. We do. We'vegot a very special guest. We've got
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Snoop Special special Snoop Dog is onthe Doggie Doll. He's coming in.
Yeah, we're gonna get all doggystyle with it. It's gonna be great.
I also understand that we have somesome some movie quote something or another
coming up. All go to themovie. I don't didn't really understand that
when when the producers here were tellingus that we had to do it.
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But they told me to just cometo the table with quotes. So do
you understand it or are we figuringthat out? I figured we're just saying
movie quotes and talk about it.That's my understating. I have five movie
quotes. I was told to havefun, okay, and then we've gotta
we've got an over the line segmentto kind of cover pop culture type stuff
I don't know if you want tocall it pop culture or just some notable
stuff going on in society. Andthen, as usual, we have our
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discharge of the month. So I'mpretty excited for this January's episode. Jake,
what do you think? I thinkit'll suck. But that's me.
I'm here. I'm Jake, thedouche being an asshole. So K Salt
Radio all day k K K sa L. If you do that on
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the like, if you try tospell case all CA salt on the clit
you'll really get her off. That'strue. That's no. You don't do
the letters. No, you justtry to mumble like you did, like
talk, don't spell letters, likeopen your mouth, put it on her
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clit and just talk. Interesting.Hey, So in recent news there's been
a study that actually says that awoman's squirt is urine. Do you do
you buy that? I've done thesquirt in the mouth before a lot.
It's half and half half. Iheard the way I don't know, like
women ejaculate, jagulate. I heardin Japan they gave these women like this
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dye drink that would make their pealike purple. Okay, and it came
out, Yeah, it came out. So they said it was half and
half. Well, do you knowwhat the difference is between pink and purple?
Oh god? What the grip?And with that, we'll be right
back with Salty Hippo Radio. Iam seated in the morning, hit the
diner on the corner, I amwaite at the counter, Well, demand
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the coffee befels it only away beforeand argue and somebody coming in, Uh,
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the word jake, we've got snoopdeal dub here in this in the
studio and you are not here droppingah? Are you doing the gangster lean
right now? Do it? Doa crip walcket broquip crip wacket? You
remember that grip thing? It's purple? Oh dude, are you beating off
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in the bathroom? Oh? Ship? Oh? Interesting? H d R
double O drop? Are you?Are you going to get a hemmy?
Be careful because that's how hemmies arecreated. It's not good. It does
not feel good. So is there? So? All right? So,
since since you're gonna be tied upfor a little bit, what what sort
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of questions you want to ask Snoop? Oh? Ask him for lunch?
To eat for lunch? Okay,all right, Well with that, Jake,
I'm gonna I'm gonna get back tothe studio because I actually really want
to talk to Snoop. I'll bethere before we're on the air. You
better be. But in the meantime, I'm getting start a due because we
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got Snoop here. All right,I'll see either fuck them damn, it's
just soundlowing them off, fucking myheadphone? All right, Yeah, that's
say right then, nigga. Assoon as the base hits shit, don't
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Snoop Do grabs the chrome and getsin your system, shooting off flyings like
a pisto, fucking your click.Go with this slope, this hope,
that hope make me rich. SnoopDone. Welcome back to the standing roover
here at Kasault Radio. This isb word and once again I am without
my co host. But at thispoint I don't give three shits, just
like my buddy who's actually in therein the bathroom. But hey, we
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got Snoop Dog here. What's up, Snoop? How you doing today?
What do oh? You know,same old thing man. I don't know
if you remember this, but weactually met each other, like I don't
know, fifteen years ago something likethat down in Vegas. I was probably
a lot smaller than I'm pretty fatnow, but you know, it's just
how it works. No, Idon't remember. Well, I figured it
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would have been nice if if youwould remember me. But so so,
what what kind of nasty ass placeis this? This is a really shitty
studio, Like I'm actually shocked thatwe were able to book you. This
is sitting in salty hip hop.Come. I would have said, fuck,
no, yeah, no, it'sit's it's pretty bad. I'm pretty
sure it's a work hazard. ButI'm back. I'm back, I'm back,
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Snoop. This is this is myco host, Jake. What's up?
D R double G? Who?D R double G? Jake?
What the this is? Sneak Dog. We've talked about this. This isn't
do. Do you like the clatorus? Do you like the Taurus? Look
here, the clitorist likes me forshizzle. I think he does, Jake,
I think he does. So,Snoop, why did you decide to
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come on the show with us?Because I'm sure that Bor lied to you
with his baby boo story and thoughtyou guys are best friends. But what
made you come down to Kasault Radioday? This is the last time you
find my ass in this studio,Snoop. I love all your records,
man, even the reggae ones,ironically was kind of weird when they first
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came out. But more recently youstarted with some children's motivational type stuff.
Can you talk a little bit aboutthat. I decided that the only people
who need inspiration are the kids.Fuck everyone else. All right, that's
great, so, Snoop, obviouslywe don't have to really preface here.
You're a big pothead. Who aresome people that you would love to smoke
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with? Your moms, Doctor Dre'smoms, Kim M's baby, and Mary
Tyler Moore? Mary Tyler Moore?Really you want to dig her up and
smoke her early? You want?Yeah? Wow, that's that's an interesting
Yeah? Why Mary Tyler Moore?Home girl got a fat ass? I
didn't really see the fat Ass andthe Dick Van Dyke show, but I'll
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take your word on that. Wewe have a We have a stoner as
well. Who is you know?He's a good friend of our show.
His name is the Stone and Ithink that he would probably like to smoke
with you. Uh. He doeswear crocs though, Is that gonna be
an issue? Are you talking aboutStone from Dad's on Dayquel? I've already
smoked with that white boy crocs orno crocs? That boy crazy? So
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snoop? What is why is theWest Coast the best coast? If you
don't know? If then I ain'ttelling your ass. That's the best answer
I think I've ever heard. Rightthere, you should just know, Jake,
I don't know. I don't Thisis why I asked these fucking questions.
I mean, I don't know bwhere you're Snoop. I'm just gonna
be honest here I'm known as thehater so and and the douche or whatever,
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but I'm not the biggest fan ofyour music. And here's why I
like your music. But I thinkyou're a good number two like I am
on this show, your dat numbertwo. You was taken better than you.
I knew he could smell it.I knew he could smell it.
Jake, that fuck comes in throughhere. It's fucking nastinks. The only
thing that was saving is the factthat Boop Dog had a fucking weed trail
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coming out here. So I smellweed more than I smell your ass Tather
smell my sticky icky then you'll punkass. Uh. Who's the best rapper
out of tupacin Big One? Stupidask question, who's the best rapper today?
Maybe Ka Died, he's my die. I can feel that, Snoop.
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I like Kate Dot. I thinkhe's up there, man ship the
fuck up. Snoop just fucking therehe goes. He just fucking left.
God, you know what's cool aboutthe rappers like that dude. He has
a whole fucking posse with him.So when he leaves, it's like a
chew cheo train, Like he standsup and walks out, and then all
the rest of like one stare ather. Right, this guy wants to
kick the shit out of me,but like all like nine of them are
following him. Now think they're walkingdown the hall. This guy totally wants
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your corn bread. Do you knowwhat's great about snoop? Like I and
I imagine this and it came truethat he's like a chew choo train,
Like there's just smoke trails following him, like everywhere he goes. Yeah,
it's pretty crazy. Well with thatman, we'll be right back with the
Stanton River. Today's a jundo.That suitcase up in the sunshine going to
room one twelve. Feel the strangest. There's no money, extrangest. I
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got the kids some rags to leavethem like this brainless total sass. You
just camass go through. He hastwelve cents. We know how you do.
Please make you welcome back into KasaultRadio. Salty hippos out there,
turn up the dials, put iton eleven. It is time for movie
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quotes. What the fuck are wedoing to where we were told to bring
movie quotes. What are are wedoing with this? So the segment we
have producers tell me what we're doing. I think Janice in the back has
actually all the drops ready to go, and so what's gonna happen is is,
at least from what I was told, is that she is going to
play a drop that I picked orthat you picked, and the other one
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is going to have to question oror answer what it is. So I
have five quotes. I wasn't toldspecifically how many to bring, but earlier
in the show you said that youhad five quotes too, So I mean
we're good with that. Uh Soif you want to get started, man,
I guess, Janice, why don'tyou hit the first quote? Oh
god, damn, how you foundoff that you love the Virgin Mary?
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Or I'm gonna stop your guts out. Now you do love the Virgin Mary,
don't you? That's obviously one ofyours? Yep. Do I have
to guess the character or just thejust the film? I'm wrong, but
I'm gonna say pulp fiction Full MetalJacket, it's actually great, Gunnery Surgeon.
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Have you ever seen Full Metal Jacket? Yeah, I've watched it.
I just don't remember that one.Okay, okay, yeah, you speak
German? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I made this
fucking super hard for you. Andit's all bad movies too, my fucking
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favorite bad movies. B word,fuck you all right the pest Oh was
almost hanging out with the gay boyand he asked him he speaks German,
so he speaks French. Okay,yeah, no, I remember that movie.
Terrible movie, terrible movie. Ilove that movie. All right,
Janis play my next one. Okay, here's the deal. When life gives
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you lemons, just like fuck thelemons and bail. What kind of movies
are you watching? B word?Popular one's the lemons are one reminds me
of that reminds me of good LuckChuck when he fucks the grape fruit.
It's so very close to good LuckChuck like actor wise. No, it's
not Danne Cook, just just veryclose. In the same genre wedding crashers,
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very close. Again. It's forgettingSarah Marshall. It's Paul Rudd's character.
So I'm over too. Yeah,if you can go fun. I
didn't realize that you had a biographyalready, Jake. It's the title my
next book is this? Uh?Is this the the Tucker Max movie?
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No? Then, I don't know. Donnie Darko at the dinner table,
she's right, you can go sucka fun well, you can go for
what he calls her a fuck ass, and then the little sister's like,
what the fuck ass? Yeah?Actually, that scene in Donnie Darko reminds
me of the scene in Dick Tracywhen the kid says, go suck an
egg. Yeah, exactly, yea, Janice, play my next one.
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When did we get Janice? She'snew? Like, when did we hire
her? I don't know, she'snew. Play it, Janis, She's
fucking slow. Sorry, play it. I hope you have a big trunk
because I'm putting my bike in it. Oh, I want I'm just gonna
go with the first one that cameinto my mind. I know I'm wrong,
but it's the Ladies, man.I fucking love the ladies. Man.
It's like they took two hams andshow them at the back of your
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dress. It is It is notthe Ladies, man, Jake, this
is this is the forty year oldVirgin, and it's actually Elizabeth Elizabeth Uh,
Elizabeth Banks. Yeah, yeah,great, fucking scene. All right,
no, thug, you get morepussy. Oh I what is that
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movie from? Oh? Okay?First thing that's coming up is Dude Wears
My Car? But it is notdude, where's my car? Fuck?
I don't know, Jake, whatis it? SLC? That's right?
And they're driving. They're driving aWyoming to pick up beer and they're giving
each other shit. Fucking great fun. We're over over three each of this
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ye where we suck. We shouldhave just done it where fans called in
and you know the caller five bullshit? You make us do this is this
is super tough. All right?All right, Janis play my fourth one.
Well, I'm asking for ninety secondsof your life, Johnny. That's
it. See, it's a basicdog psychology. If you scare them and
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get them peeing down their leg,they submit get If you project weakness,
if you draw aggression, that's howpeople get hurt. Let me see,
fear causes hesitation, and hesitation willcause your worst fears to come true.
I feel like we do not watchthe same movies. B word. I'm
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starting to feel that way. Yeah, I'm gonna say stand by me just
because you talk about it all thetime. No, that was that was
body, bro. That was bodyfrom Point Break talking to Johnny Utah,
Yeah, all right, Hey that'sa good that's a good throwback, though.
I'll give you that. So Ithink I think this is nice because
mine is a throwback here, Janis, play mine can ship out of my
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face? What you saw? Fagetsaround here? This stuff will make you
a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurce just like me. Oh my god, what is that?
I know what that is? Youshould if you don't know this,
Oh my god, what is it? It's uh oh, it's completely lost
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my brain. Do you even knowwho it is? Off the top of
my head, Jesse, the bodyof Ventura. I'll give you this is
uh, this is Rambo. No, it's the Predator, Oh faily in
jungle. But you were close,all right. I'm actually trying to be
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nicey. I was hoping you wouldactually fucking get that one. I'm a
failure at life. Janis over fourplay my fifth one? What happened to
you? I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now, we
no, can we stake a coupleof more? Momber dude, No,
this is serious. I just shortedI don't know what that means. I
tried to fart and I just shorted. And let's go, what movie has
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a Ruben in it? Fuck meman, super Bad? Along came Polly.
Never fucking seen that movie, don'teven know. Yeah, Ben Stiller,
fuck that great movie. Fuck isthat where he's got the blind fucking
ferret or something? Yeah, hedoesn't have fun freit, but Jennifer Aniston
does. Yeah, but uh thatwas That was Sandy Lyle, played by
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Philip Seymour Hoffman, who more lessshits his pants so so over five Ji
baby, Yeah, all right,Janis play mine last one. It's your
last chance before you could beat mein something. And then they exposed themselves
the late I tell you these playersnowadays they're just running around wawless. They
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all hopped up on beer and painkillers. They exposed themselves. They pulled,
pressed them up against the glass atthe Alana Club while the girls was
the hears of the Christmas page.Now that ain't right. Whangers on the
glass be word Arsity Varsity guys.Yes, oh my boys, too much
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trouble for you, Yes, sir, Yes, I fucking love that movie.
I love that movie so much.I love the movie. I'm hey,
you guys, Yeah, when SarahPalin comes out and he's like,
she's a fucking ten ten a goddamnten. I gave it a ten a
ten a fucking ten. I fuckinglove that movie. Love that movie.
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All right. Speaking of which,No, Sarah, I'm gonna say it,
play this clip. I don't careJanis. This is your new job.
Milf of the month. Sarah Palinstill gonna nail Palin. I'm gonna
say it right now. I hopeshe's got the landing strip. I hope
that I give her my Russia allover her Alaska. She's gonna be Yosemite's
screaming all the way down my pants. Fuck yes, Milf of the Month.
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I want to nail Palin saying itbe worth a second that I second
that, and with that we'll beright back with the standing mover. Well,
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come back, all you fags andfuckers. Uh pride flag at you
night b word. It's time foranother Case Salt exclusive segment for all you
salty hippo fox out there. Andthat is over the line, over the
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line. It's the whole world gonecrazy about the only one right here wrong.
So this week on the over linesegment. There is somebody who has
been in the media with I don'tknow, I'm a fan of his off
and on, and it's Stephen Crowder. Stephen Crowder got offered fifty million dollars
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with Crowder to go to The DailyWire because he get I guess in December
his contract with The Blaze was up. He was shopping around. He you
know, has been an internet sensation. YouTube doesn't monetize him all the bullshit
he has. I think the show'sgotten worse. I think he has great
segments, but I think he alsothinks he's funnier than he is and pushes
it he's got in my opinion,he's gotten to the point where it's too
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far right. It's right to beright, if that makes sense. Okay,
let me just say this because myfans agree with it, or let
me let me just say something tobe an asshole and push a button because
I think I think the segments likewhat is it? Ah whatever, Like
yeah, it's like, uh,change my mind to change my mind segments.
Yeah, but yeah, I guesshim and Ben Shapiro are in a
(21:48):
beef as make that pullout game weekDaily Wires a beef. He came out
and like he did it in anunsubtle way of saying, like, f
this company. They're all about money, mind you, while he's bitching about
making money. So to you,is Louder with crowd or Stephen Crowder over
the line? No? Why,Because Louder with Crowder, Stephen Crowder is
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doing exactly what he wants to dois get attention, and it's for no
real positive reason other than the factthat he's getting attention. And I feel
like all political pundits in this inthis world that we live in right now,
whether it be the Ben Shapiro's ofthe world, whether it be the
Louder with Crowders, whether it bethe Stephen Colbert's, it doesn't really matter.
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They're all about making a name forthemselves based on the headlines. Because
at the end of the day,man, everybody reads the headlines. Nobody
reads the articles are fake. AndI think that that's no more important than
now where the whole left leaning ofthe aisle, the whole you know,
independence or whatever, are are lookingat these conservatives bickering over money, and
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for people on the left, they'rejust like, well, why are we
monetizing these millionaires, like why arewe doing this? And so I feel
like he's not over the line becausehe's doing exactly what he intended to do.
He will sign some form of acontract somewhere, so that's not the
issue. The fact of the matteris is that he's getting attention and people
will buy his merch and people willlisten to him and google him, and
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that's that's what he's looking for.He's over the line, B word because
two things. He's causing contention withina crowd that doesn't need contention. I
am once again asking for your financialsupport. And it's almost like picking side.
It's funny like people that are onbet Ben Shapiro side are now super
on Ben Shapiro side, and peoplelike they used to be a united front.
It seems like yeah. But themain problem I have is not that
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I don't care. Fuck fuck society. We a contrarian, like get get
on everybody's nerves. The main problemI have is, as I said,
he's bitching about making money, right, which fifty million dollars Any of us
get up if they offered us fiftymillion dollars for the show, Fuck yeah,
I'm signing. I don't care well, especially after our snoop interview.
Right, But it's the fact thathe got offered fifty million and then said
it was a slavery salary. Allright, No, I don't know,
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I don't know why that's racist,but that's that's that's racist. I don't
know why it is, but that'sracist. Help me listen. Oh yeah,
you tell it. And he did, and he made fun of Kaepernick
for the same thing, and it'slike, dude, you're gonna make fifty
million dollars And he's like, well, all they want to do is make
money. And it's like, allyou want to do is make money,
Like you're saying that people don't reallycare about the truth. If you cared
about the truth, then you caredabout the conservative values and whatever you want
(24:22):
to preach, you would sign thefucking contract and put it out there,
because that's what you're doing. You'rehelping spread you have a bitter media base
and stuff like that. But he'slike, well, they're trying to make
money off me. Well, you'retrying to make money off them. Like,
let's just be fucking honest here,right, So you are over the
line when you're bitching about them,saying they want to make too much money
and you're asking for more money.You sound stupid over the line, be
worthy. You know what's over theline this segment. The fact that these
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two fucks got this much attention forthis segment. That's over the line.
No, it's not. This isthe point of the segment is to talk
about people that have attention. Whatwould you rather talk about? Nobody's a
fucking nobody. All right, fine, Trevor down the hall who reheats his
fish in the fucking microwave at CaseaultRadio? Is he over lined? Let's
talk about that. I'm sure thefucking fans want to hear that B word.
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Oh Trevor, fuck you stop eatingup catfish a piece of shit?
A few moments lay down, thankyou. Oh what a great fucking segment.
See see here's the thing to beword. That's a fifty million dollars
contract. Fucking idea. Now we'regonna get a slave's wage because we're not
gonna make any fucking advertising dollars.Because you want to change this segment to
Trevor who gives a fuck down thehall instead a louder crowder. Real fucking
shit, you're over here, thissegment's over line because you shut the fuck
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up, Bward, shut You're overthe line. You know what's overlight?
You are? You are over theline again. You suck And with that,
Janie, take us to a break. If you ever coming up to
buy a new car this weekend,you're a picking up schmut to come to
Big Bill Hell's car bad deal cars. Let's break down. If you think
you're gonna find a park in thatBig Bill you can kiss my ass.
It's terrible believes that you're such astupid motherfucker. He'll fall for this bullshit
(25:53):
guaranteed if you find up better deal. Shoving up your roughly air, don't
hurt us right, shoving up youruly air. Cring there, tray,
bring your time, bring your wine. Real fucker, that's right, will
fuck your wife? He goes.It's Big Bill Hell. You're fuck six
ways from Sunday. Take a heighttook, Big Bill Hell, holme up.
Challenge pissy, that's right, challengepissy. How does it work if
you can piss six feet in theair straight up and not getting well,
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you get no down payment. Don'twait, don't delay, don't fuck without
so we'll rip your nuts. Onlya big Bill Hell the only deal.
I then tell you to fuck all. Hurry up, asshole. This event
is the minute after you right asslike check then I'd better not Bob so
you're a dead motherfucker. Go tohell. Big Bill Hell's card all the
worse. Pilby is and exclusive holdon the Mina Suns the bitches in the
State of Maryland guarantee, and onanother note, janis shut the I'm sick
(26:40):
of this ship. I'm sick ofall you fuck Oh, okay, back
to case already. How you guysdo it out there? Fans? Fuck
you, Beward. I'm gonna sayit again, you fucking over the line,
piece of shit. Anyways, we'reback on the show. I don't
have my notes. I don't knowwhat the fuck we're doing. I'm just
sitting here. Snoop Dogg fucking leaves. I have to take another shit.
So what are we doing now?Be you word? Just tell me,
just tell me, just tell mewhat the show's about. I don't even
(27:02):
know anymore. What's the show about. Our next segment is the Discharge of
the month. I fucking hate you. See and I bet you I bet
you know what I bet just likeyour fucking stupid Cowboys that you're saying,
ooh d do you think this isthe greatest segment because you came up with
it? But fuck fuck over theline, right, fuck me, fuck
you, fuck your cowboys, fuckyourself in the ass. I don't fuck
(27:22):
your I hope I hope you getobliterated like they did by the Niners,
right in your butthole, right inyour bigs. I bet your buttholes painted
silver on Sundays, isn't it justlike the big fucking Dallas Cowboys star.
Actually, our discharge of the monthis Jerry Jones. Uh So, Janice
Janie play the music, fucky donkydonkyn done fun fun. Here's our motherfucking
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discharge of the month. A right, So yeah, Jerry Jones is our
discharge of the month. So here'sthe reason why Jerry Jones makes discharge of
the month for me. It hasbeen twenty seven years bro twenty seven years
since the Cowboys made it into theNFC Conference. It has been twenty seven
almost years since we've won a SuperBowl. Jerry Jones hired Jimmy Johnson to
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become his head coach, his firsthead coach, while he was well,
he was the owner, and heended up firing Tom Landry, who was
the very first and only coach forthe Dallas Cowboys. Jerry and Jimmy would
not get along long enough to winanother championship. And here's why Jerry Jones
is pathetic to me. Are youready for this. It's not because he's
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this great marketing person who's involved thelikes of Nike and Pepsi and Coca Cola.
Right. It's not because he's donea great job at building stadiums I
E. Sofi Stadium and Allegiant Stadiumand all these sort of things after at
and T Stadium. It's not becausehe employs arguably the best cheerleaders in any
sport. It is because Jerry Jonesrefuses to get Jimmy Johnson, arguably one
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of the best coaches in NFL history, into the team's Ring of Honor.
Not the Hall of Fame, mindyou. Jimmy Johnson is a Hall of
Fame coach. Okay, hall offame. He is a college Hall of
Fame coach. Okay. Jerry Jonesis way too prideful that he will not
let Jimmy Johnson into the Ring ofHonor for the team. And on top
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of that, Jerry Jones is perfectlyfine with a middling team. We've had
Dak Prescott. Bro Dak Prescott isnot terrible. He's a top ten quarterback
we've had Tony Romo. Tony Romoarguably could have been on another team,
a multi time Super Bowl winning quarterback. Jerry Jones is all about the luxury.
He's all about everything to do withthe glamour and the notoriety and everything
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else. Jerry. For that reason, Jerry Jones is my state. Is
my discharge of the month. Iagree with you because fuck Jerry Jones,
Fuckjera. I am a huge JimmyJohnson fan, so I agree with everything
you were saying. Loved him whenhe was at Miami. I thought it
was a shame when they let himgo, even though you guys have never
won again. So I am happyabout that. Like it's this is a
weird one for me. Be word, this is a weird one because I
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fucking hate your team and I wantthem to always fail. But I also
see it that he's he's not theworst owner in the league, but he's
up there, like it's like topthree, right, Yeah, like that
he doesn't like he medals, yep. And even if he's like even if
he's just meddling by being a prick, by like not letting somebody into something
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or like, you know, Idon't know he You guys have had mediocre
coaches ever since he left. Likewhen was the last great coach that you
fucking fell in love with that?You guys had Parcels, and Parcels retired
and really the only reason why Parcelswas a coach was because Parcells got divorced
and it needed to make money.Right, that was it. That was
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back and yeah, then after thatwe had the ginger clapper. He would
just sit on the like he justsit on the sideline and clap. He
didn't have an upper lip. No, that was scary. I did not
like he was like that person likeyou know when you have a dry lip
and they smile and its under theirteeth and that's just his permanent fucking face.
And now we've got now we've gotMike McCarthy, and we'll see what
he's able to do. I butMike McCarthy's a Green Bay coach to me
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still, So you know that's wherehe won his championship. Did you like
when he pushed the cameraman this weekend. Yes I did, Yes, I
fucking did, because he discharge ofthem, because he didn't actually push the
thing. If you if you lookat the video, I mean yeah,
if you look at the picture,still it looks like he was being violent,
but he didn't. It was asoft It was a soft little push.
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And God bless the Dallas media andyou know, the San Francisco media
that we're there because they didn't makea thing out of it. National media
made a thing out of it.And that's why national media sucks. National
media could be a discharge of themonth. But uh, with that,
Jake, Let's go to our nextsegment, and that is our discharge of
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the month. Wellcome back to theend of the show, you salt hippo,
fucks k Salt Radio. It's elevenfifty nine seventy sevent degrees thirty eight
percent humidity. What's the due point? The due point? The due point
was put in the toilet earlier beforeSnoop Dogg game in the studio, and
I made it worse. I blamedSnoop for that. That was the two
(32:34):
was not our fault. That wasthe that was that was Snoop's fault.
Snoop sucks. Snoop is pretty highwhile he was here. I'm not even
gonna lie. He fucked it up, he fucked up this whole show.
He put me on a on abad mood. But all I'm thinking about
now is boobies. I love boobies, Love me some soobies. Love love,
love, love love boobies. Boobiesaren't things that give you milk.
(32:54):
Boobies are things that kill you.Love some butt. Not a big fan
of buttonhole, not at least notas much as you are. No,
Yeah, like you know, butwhole no care. That's right, that's
right, Hunter more baby, wellman, we had a we had a
pretty good standing romover here today.Uh. You know, we had our
interview with Snoop that went off therails. Uh. And then then of
course we had the movie quote segmentthat I will take pride and beating your
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ass on even though it was likeone was zero one to one zero beating
don't be over the line, tmotherfucker, don't be over the line here.
And then speaking of over the line, we proved it exactly how stupid
you are with the over the linesegment and then of course Jerry Jones.
We we actually agreed this week,Jerry Jones is the discharge of the month.
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Yeah. So with that, that'sthe standing river for January. We'll
see you Fox in February. S
You're listening to what am I listeningto? The stain remover. It's not
a stain, it's a racing strikeon Salty Hippo Radio Caso B Word and
here welcome everybody, the first stainRemover of twenty twenty three. This is
(00:47):
me word. I am here withwith Jake the Douche. How are you
doing today to bake the douche?Monday morning? Dry bys whatever? The
weather is seventy eight degrees so takinga wetrs and the time is eleven fifty
six. Originally, there when yousaid the when you said the cl time,
I thought you were talking about thecliptorus. I was like, you
(01:10):
found it, you found the clicktorus. Eventually, finally it's like the hands
on the clock. You wanna youwant to dial it just right in.
You want to get them on theright spot, but you always miss.
It's like a little man in acanoe. I like that. I like
that. Uh So, we've gota pretty good, pretty good episode here
coming up. We do. We'vegot a very special guest. We've got
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Snoop Special special Snoop Dog is onthe Doggie Doll. He's coming in.
Yeah, we're gonna get all doggystyle with it. It's gonna be great.
I also understand that we have somesome some movie quote something or another
coming up. All go to themovie. I don't didn't really understand that
when when the producers here were tellingus that we had to do it.
(01:52):
But they told me to just cometo the table with quotes. So do
you understand it or are we figuringthat out? I figured we're just saying
movie quotes and talk about it.That's my understating. I have five movie
quotes. I was told to havefun, okay, and then we've gotta
we've got an over the line segmentto kind of cover pop culture type stuff
I don't know if you want tocall it pop culture or just some notable
stuff going on in society. Andthen, as usual, we have our
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discharge of the month. So I'mpretty excited for this January's episode. Jake,
what do you think? I thinkit'll suck. But that's me.
I'm here. I'm Jake, thedouche being an asshole. So K Salt
Radio all day k K K sa L. If you do that on
(02:35):
the like, if you try tospell case all CA salt on the clit
you'll really get her off. That'strue. That's no. You don't do
the letters. No, you justtry to mumble like you did, like
talk, don't spell letters, likeopen your mouth, put it on her
(02:55):
clit and just talk. Interesting.Hey, So in recent news there's been
a study that actually says that awoman's squirt is urine. Do you do
you buy that? I've done thesquirt in the mouth before a lot.
It's half and half half. Iheard the way I don't know, like
women ejaculate, jagulate. I heardin Japan they gave these women like this
(03:22):
dye drink that would make their pealike purple. Okay, and it came
out, Yeah, it came out. So they said it was half and
half. Well, do you knowwhat the difference is between pink and purple?
Oh god? What the grip?And with that, we'll be right
back with Salty Hippo Radio. Iam seated in the morning, hit the
diner on the corner, I amwaite at the counter, Well, demand
(03:46):
the coffee befels it only away beforeand argue and somebody coming in, Uh,
(04:08):
the word jake, we've got snoopdeal dub here in this in the
studio and you are not here droppingah? Are you doing the gangster lean
right now? Do it? Doa crip walcket broquip crip wacket? You
remember that grip thing? It's purple? Oh dude, are you beating off
(04:30):
in the bathroom? Oh? Ship? Oh? Interesting? H d R
double O drop? Are you?Are you going to get a hemmy?
Be careful because that's how hemmies arecreated. It's not good. It does
not feel good. So is there? So? All right? So,
since since you're gonna be tied upfor a little bit, what what sort
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of questions you want to ask Snoop? Oh? Ask him for lunch?
To eat for lunch? Okay,all right, Well with that, Jake,
I'm gonna I'm gonna get back tothe studio because I actually really want
to talk to Snoop. I'll bethere before we're on the air. You
better be. But in the meantime, I'm getting start a due because we
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got Snoop here. All right,I'll see either fuck them damn, it's
just soundlowing them off, fucking myheadphone? All right, Yeah, that's
say right then, nigga. Assoon as the base hits shit, don't
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Snoop Do grabs the chrome and getsin your system, shooting off flyings like
a pisto, fucking your click.Go with this slope, this hope,
that hope make me rich. SnoopDone. Welcome back to the standing roover
here at Kasault Radio. This isb word and once again I am without
my co host. But at thispoint I don't give three shits, just
like my buddy who's actually in therein the bathroom. But hey, we
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got Snoop Dog here. What's up, Snoop? How you doing today?
What do oh? You know,same old thing man. I don't know
if you remember this, but weactually met each other, like I don't
know, fifteen years ago something likethat down in Vegas. I was probably
a lot smaller than I'm pretty fatnow, but you know, it's just
how it works. No, Idon't remember. Well, I figured it
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would have been nice if if youwould remember me. But so so,
what what kind of nasty ass placeis this? This is a really shitty
studio, Like I'm actually shocked thatwe were able to book you. This
is sitting in salty hip hop.Come. I would have said, fuck,
no, yeah, no, it'sit's it's pretty bad. I'm pretty
sure it's a work hazard. ButI'm back. I'm back, I'm back,
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Snoop. This is this is myco host, Jake. What's up?
D R double G? Who?D R double G? Jake?
What the this is? Sneak Dog. We've talked about this. This isn't
do. Do you like the clatorus? Do you like the Taurus? Look
here, the clitorist likes me forshizzle. I think he does, Jake,
I think he does. So,Snoop, why did you decide to
(07:11):
come on the show with us?Because I'm sure that Bor lied to you
with his baby boo story and thoughtyou guys are best friends. But what
made you come down to Kasault Radioday? This is the last time you
find my ass in this studio,Snoop. I love all your records,
man, even the reggae ones,ironically was kind of weird when they first
(07:31):
came out. But more recently youstarted with some children's motivational type stuff.
Can you talk a little bit aboutthat. I decided that the only people
who need inspiration are the kids.Fuck everyone else. All right, that's
great, so, Snoop, obviouslywe don't have to really preface here.
You're a big pothead. Who aresome people that you would love to smoke
(07:54):
with? Your moms, Doctor Dre'smoms, Kim M's baby, and Mary
Tyler Moore? Mary Tyler Moore?Really you want to dig her up and
smoke her early? You want?Yeah? Wow, that's that's an interesting
Yeah? Why Mary Tyler Moore?Home girl got a fat ass? I
didn't really see the fat Ass andthe Dick Van Dyke show, but I'll
(08:15):
take your word on that. Wewe have a We have a stoner as
well. Who is you know?He's a good friend of our show.
His name is the Stone and Ithink that he would probably like to smoke
with you. Uh. He doeswear crocs though, Is that gonna be
an issue? Are you talking aboutStone from Dad's on Dayquel? I've already
smoked with that white boy crocs orno crocs? That boy crazy? So
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snoop? What is why is theWest Coast the best coast? If you
don't know? If then I ain'ttelling your ass. That's the best answer
I think I've ever heard. Rightthere, you should just know, Jake,
I don't know. I don't Thisis why I asked these fucking questions.
I mean, I don't know bwhere you're Snoop. I'm just gonna
be honest here I'm known as thehater so and and the douche or whatever,
(08:58):
but I'm not the biggest fan ofyour music. And here's why I
like your music. But I thinkyou're a good number two like I am
on this show, your dat numbertwo. You was taken better than you.
I knew he could smell it.I knew he could smell it.
Jake, that fuck comes in throughhere. It's fucking nastinks. The only
thing that was saving is the factthat Boop Dog had a fucking weed trail
(09:22):
coming out here. So I smellweed more than I smell your ass Tather
smell my sticky icky then you'll punkass. Uh. Who's the best rapper
out of tupacin Big One? Stupidask question, who's the best rapper today?
Maybe Ka Died, he's my die. I can feel that, Snoop.
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I like Kate Dot. I thinkhe's up there, man ship the
fuck up. Snoop just fucking therehe goes. He just fucking left.
God, you know what's cool aboutthe rappers like that dude. He has
a whole fucking posse with him.So when he leaves, it's like a
chew cheo train, Like he standsup and walks out, and then all
the rest of like one stare ather. Right, this guy wants to
kick the shit out of me,but like all like nine of them are
following him. Now think they're walkingdown the hall. This guy totally wants
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your corn bread. Do you knowwhat's great about snoop? Like I and
I imagine this and it came truethat he's like a chew choo train,
Like there's just smoke trails following him, like everywhere he goes. Yeah,
it's pretty crazy. Well with thatman, we'll be right back with the
Stanton River. Today's a jundo.That suitcase up in the sunshine going to
room one twelve. Feel the strangest. There's no money, extrangest. I
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got the kids some rags to leavethem like this brainless total sass. You
just camass go through. He hastwelve cents. We know how you do.
Please make you welcome back into KasaultRadio. Salty hippos out there,
turn up the dials, put iton eleven. It is time for movie
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quotes. What the fuck are wedoing to where we were told to bring
movie quotes. What are are wedoing with this? So the segment we
have producers tell me what we're doing. I think Janice in the back has
actually all the drops ready to go, and so what's gonna happen is is,
at least from what I was told, is that she is going to
play a drop that I picked orthat you picked, and the other one
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is going to have to question oror answer what it is. So I
have five quotes. I wasn't toldspecifically how many to bring, but earlier
in the show you said that youhad five quotes too, So I mean
we're good with that. Uh Soif you want to get started, man,
I guess, Janice, why don'tyou hit the first quote? Oh
god, damn, how you foundoff that you love the Virgin Mary?
(11:43):
Or I'm gonna stop your guts out. Now you do love the Virgin Mary,
don't you? That's obviously one ofyours? Yep. Do I have
to guess the character or just thejust the film? I'm wrong, but
I'm gonna say pulp fiction Full MetalJacket, it's actually great, Gunnery Surgeon.
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Have you ever seen Full Metal Jacket? Yeah, I've watched it.
I just don't remember that one.Okay, okay, yeah, you speak
German? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I made this
fucking super hard for you. Andit's all bad movies too, my fucking
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favorite bad movies. B word,fuck you all right the pest Oh was
almost hanging out with the gay boyand he asked him he speaks German,
so he speaks French. Okay,yeah, no, I remember that movie.
Terrible movie, terrible movie. Ilove that movie. All right,
Janis play my next one. Okay, here's the deal. When life gives
(12:48):
you lemons, just like fuck thelemons and bail. What kind of movies
are you watching? B word?Popular one's the lemons are one reminds me
of that reminds me of good LuckChuck when he fucks the grape fruit.
It's so very close to good LuckChuck like actor wise. No, it's
not Danne Cook, just just veryclose. In the same genre wedding crashers,
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very close. Again. It's forgettingSarah Marshall. It's Paul Rudd's character.
So I'm over too. Yeah,if you can go fun. I
didn't realize that you had a biographyalready, Jake. It's the title my
next book is this? Uh?Is this the the Tucker Max movie?
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No? Then, I don't know. Donnie Darko at the dinner table,
she's right, you can go sucka fun well, you can go for
what he calls her a fuck ass, and then the little sister's like,
what the fuck ass? Yeah?Actually, that scene in Donnie Darko reminds
me of the scene in Dick Tracywhen the kid says, go suck an
egg. Yeah, exactly, yea, Janice, play my next one.
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When did we get Janice? She'snew? Like, when did we hire
her? I don't know, she'snew. Play it, Janis, She's
fucking slow. Sorry, play it. I hope you have a big trunk
because I'm putting my bike in it. Oh, I want I'm just gonna
go with the first one that cameinto my mind. I know I'm wrong,
but it's the Ladies, man.I fucking love the ladies. Man.
It's like they took two hams andshow them at the back of your
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dress. It is It is notthe Ladies, man, Jake, this
is this is the forty year oldVirgin, and it's actually Elizabeth Elizabeth Uh,
Elizabeth Banks. Yeah, yeah,great, fucking scene. All right,
no, thug, you get morepussy. Oh I what is that
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movie from? Oh? Okay?First thing that's coming up is Dude Wears
My Car? But it is notdude, where's my car? Fuck?
I don't know, Jake, whatis it? SLC? That's right?
And they're driving. They're driving aWyoming to pick up beer and they're giving
each other shit. Fucking great fun. We're over over three each of this
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ye where we suck. We shouldhave just done it where fans called in
and you know the caller five bullshit? You make us do this is this
is super tough. All right?All right, Janis play my fourth one.
Well, I'm asking for ninety secondsof your life, Johnny. That's
it. See, it's a basicdog psychology. If you scare them and
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get them peeing down their leg,they submit get If you project weakness,
if you draw aggression, that's howpeople get hurt. Let me see,
fear causes hesitation, and hesitation willcause your worst fears to come true.
I feel like we do not watchthe same movies. B word. I'm
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starting to feel that way. Yeah, I'm gonna say stand by me just
because you talk about it all thetime. No, that was that was
body, bro. That was bodyfrom Point Break talking to Johnny Utah,
Yeah, all right, Hey that'sa good that's a good throwback, though.
I'll give you that. So Ithink I think this is nice because
mine is a throwback here, Janis, play mine can ship out of my
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face? What you saw? Fagetsaround here? This stuff will make you
a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurce just like me. Oh my god, what is that?
I know what that is? Youshould if you don't know this,
Oh my god, what is it? It's uh oh, it's completely lost
(16:41):
my brain. Do you even knowwho it is? Off the top of
my head, Jesse, the bodyof Ventura. I'll give you this is
uh, this is Rambo. No, it's the Predator, Oh faily in
jungle. But you were close,all right. I'm actually trying to be
(17:03):
nicey. I was hoping you wouldactually fucking get that one. I'm a
failure at life. Janis over fourplay my fifth one? What happened to
you? I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now, we
no, can we stake a coupleof more? Momber dude, No,
this is serious. I just shortedI don't know what that means. I
tried to fart and I just shorted. And let's go, what movie has
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a Ruben in it? Fuck meman, super Bad? Along came Polly.
Never fucking seen that movie, don'teven know. Yeah, Ben Stiller,
fuck that great movie. Fuck isthat where he's got the blind fucking
ferret or something? Yeah, hedoesn't have fun freit, but Jennifer Aniston
does. Yeah, but uh thatwas That was Sandy Lyle, played by
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Philip Seymour Hoffman, who more lessshits his pants so so over five Ji
baby, Yeah, all right,Janis play mine last one. It's your
last chance before you could beat mein something. And then they exposed themselves
the late I tell you these playersnowadays they're just running around wawless. They
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all hopped up on beer and painkillers. They exposed themselves. They pulled,
pressed them up against the glass atthe Alana Club while the girls was
the hears of the Christmas page.Now that ain't right. Whangers on the
glass be word Arsity Varsity guys.Yes, oh my boys, too much
(18:38):
trouble for you, Yes, sir, Yes, I fucking love that movie.
I love that movie so much.I love the movie. I'm hey,
you guys, Yeah, when SarahPalin comes out and he's like,
she's a fucking ten ten a goddamnten. I gave it a ten a
ten a fucking ten. I fuckinglove that movie. Love that movie.
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All right. Speaking of which,No, Sarah, I'm gonna say it,
play this clip. I don't careJanis. This is your new job.
Milf of the month. Sarah Palinstill gonna nail Palin. I'm gonna
say it right now. I hopeshe's got the landing strip. I hope
that I give her my Russia allover her Alaska. She's gonna be Yosemite's
screaming all the way down my pants. Fuck yes, Milf of the Month.
(19:26):
I want to nail Palin saying itbe worth a second that I second
that, and with that we'll beright back with the standing mover. Well,
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come back, all you fags andfuckers. Uh pride flag at you
night b word. It's time foranother Case Salt exclusive segment for all you
salty hippo fox out there. Andthat is over the line, over the
(20:47):
line. It's the whole world gonecrazy about the only one right here wrong.
So this week on the over linesegment. There is somebody who has
been in the media with I don'tknow, I'm a fan of his off
and on, and it's Stephen Crowder. Stephen Crowder got offered fifty million dollars
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with Crowder to go to The DailyWire because he get I guess in December
his contract with The Blaze was up. He was shopping around. He you
know, has been an internet sensation. YouTube doesn't monetize him all the bullshit
he has. I think the show'sgotten worse. I think he has great
segments, but I think he alsothinks he's funnier than he is and pushes
it he's got in my opinion,he's gotten to the point where it's too
(21:27):
far right. It's right to beright, if that makes sense. Okay,
let me just say this because myfans agree with it, or let
me let me just say something tobe an asshole and push a button because
I think I think the segments likewhat is it? Ah whatever, Like
yeah, it's like, uh,change my mind to change my mind segments.
Yeah, but yeah, I guesshim and Ben Shapiro are in a
(21:48):
beef as make that pullout game weekDaily Wires a beef. He came out
and like he did it in anunsubtle way of saying, like, f
this company. They're all about money, mind you, while he's bitching about
making money. So to you,is Louder with crowd or Stephen Crowder over
the line? No? Why,Because Louder with Crowder, Stephen Crowder is
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doing exactly what he wants to dois get attention, and it's for no
real positive reason other than the factthat he's getting attention. And I feel
like all political pundits in this inthis world that we live in right now,
whether it be the Ben Shapiro's ofthe world, whether it be the
Louder with Crowders, whether it bethe Stephen Colbert's, it doesn't really matter.
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They're all about making a name forthemselves based on the headlines. Because
at the end of the day,man, everybody reads the headlines. Nobody
reads the articles are fake. AndI think that that's no more important than
now where the whole left leaning ofthe aisle, the whole you know,
independence or whatever, are are lookingat these conservatives bickering over money, and
(22:55):
for people on the left, they'rejust like, well, why are we
monetizing these millionaires, like why arewe doing this? And so I feel
like he's not over the line becausehe's doing exactly what he intended to do.
He will sign some form of acontract somewhere, so that's not the
issue. The fact of the matteris is that he's getting attention and people
will buy his merch and people willlisten to him and google him, and
(23:15):
that's that's what he's looking for.He's over the line, B word because
two things. He's causing contention withina crowd that doesn't need contention. I
am once again asking for your financialsupport. And it's almost like picking side.
It's funny like people that are onbet Ben Shapiro side are now super
on Ben Shapiro side, and peoplelike they used to be a united front.
It seems like yeah. But themain problem I have is not that
(23:37):
I don't care. Fuck fuck society. We a contrarian, like get get
on everybody's nerves. The main problemI have is, as I said,
he's bitching about making money, right, which fifty million dollars Any of us
get up if they offered us fiftymillion dollars for the show, Fuck yeah,
I'm signing. I don't care well, especially after our snoop interview.
Right, But it's the fact thathe got offered fifty million and then said
it was a slavery salary. Allright, No, I don't know,
(24:00):
I don't know why that's racist,but that's that's that's racist. I don't
know why it is, but that'sracist. Help me listen. Oh yeah,
you tell it. And he did, and he made fun of Kaepernick
for the same thing, and it'slike, dude, you're gonna make fifty
million dollars And he's like, well, all they want to do is make
money. And it's like, allyou want to do is make money,
Like you're saying that people don't reallycare about the truth. If you cared
about the truth, then you caredabout the conservative values and whatever you want
(24:22):
to preach, you would sign thefucking contract and put it out there,
because that's what you're doing. You'rehelping spread you have a bitter media base
and stuff like that. But he'slike, well, they're trying to make
money off me. Well, you'retrying to make money off them. Like,
let's just be fucking honest here,right, So you are over the
line when you're bitching about them,saying they want to make too much money
and you're asking for more money.You sound stupid over the line, be
worthy. You know what's over theline this segment. The fact that these
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two fucks got this much attention forthis segment. That's over the line.
No, it's not. This isthe point of the segment is to talk
about people that have attention. Whatwould you rather talk about? Nobody's a
fucking nobody. All right, fine, Trevor down the hall who reheats his
fish in the fucking microwave at CaseaultRadio? Is he over lined? Let's
talk about that. I'm sure thefucking fans want to hear that B word.
(25:06):
Oh Trevor, fuck you stop eatingup catfish a piece of shit?
A few moments lay down, thankyou. Oh what a great fucking segment.
See see here's the thing to beword. That's a fifty million dollars
contract. Fucking idea. Now we'regonna get a slave's wage because we're not
gonna make any fucking advertising dollars.Because you want to change this segment to
Trevor who gives a fuck down thehall instead a louder crowder. Real fucking
shit, you're over here, thissegment's over line because you shut the fuck
(25:30):
up, Bward, shut You're overthe line. You know what's overlight?
You are? You are over theline again. You suck And with that,
Janie, take us to a break. If you ever coming up to
buy a new car this weekend,you're a picking up schmut to come to
Big Bill Hell's car bad deal cars. Let's break down. If you think
you're gonna find a park in thatBig Bill you can kiss my ass.
It's terrible believes that you're such astupid motherfucker. He'll fall for this bullshit
(25:53):
guaranteed if you find up better deal. Shoving up your roughly air, don't
hurt us right, shoving up youruly air. Cring there, tray,
bring your time, bring your wine. Real fucker, that's right, will
fuck your wife? He goes.It's Big Bill Hell. You're fuck six
ways from Sunday. Take a heighttook, Big Bill Hell, holme up.
Challenge pissy, that's right, challengepissy. How does it work if
you can piss six feet in theair straight up and not getting well,
(26:14):
you get no down payment. Don'twait, don't delay, don't fuck without
so we'll rip your nuts. Onlya big Bill Hell the only deal.
I then tell you to fuck all. Hurry up, asshole. This event
is the minute after you right asslike check then I'd better not Bob so
you're a dead motherfucker. Go tohell. Big Bill Hell's card all the
worse. Pilby is and exclusive holdon the Mina Suns the bitches in the
State of Maryland guarantee, and onanother note, janis shut the I'm sick
(26:40):
of this ship. I'm sick ofall you fuck Oh, okay, back
to case already. How you guysdo it out there? Fans? Fuck
you, Beward. I'm gonna sayit again, you fucking over the line,
piece of shit. Anyways, we'reback on the show. I don't
have my notes. I don't knowwhat the fuck we're doing. I'm just
sitting here. Snoop Dogg fucking leaves. I have to take another shit.
So what are we doing now?Be you word? Just tell me,
just tell me, just tell mewhat the show's about. I don't even
(27:02):
know anymore. What's the show about. Our next segment is the Discharge of
the month. I fucking hate you. See and I bet you I bet
you know what I bet just likeyour fucking stupid Cowboys that you're saying,
ooh d do you think this isthe greatest segment because you came up with
it? But fuck fuck over theline, right, fuck me, fuck
you, fuck your cowboys, fuckyourself in the ass. I don't fuck
(27:22):
your I hope I hope you getobliterated like they did by the Niners,
right in your butthole, right inyour bigs. I bet your buttholes painted
silver on Sundays, isn't it justlike the big fucking Dallas Cowboys star.
Actually, our discharge of the monthis Jerry Jones. Uh So, Janice
Janie play the music, fucky donkydonkyn done fun fun. Here's our motherfucking
(27:57):
discharge of the month. A right, So yeah, Jerry Jones is our
discharge of the month. So here'sthe reason why Jerry Jones makes discharge of
the month for me. It hasbeen twenty seven years bro twenty seven years
since the Cowboys made it into theNFC Conference. It has been twenty seven
almost years since we've won a SuperBowl. Jerry Jones hired Jimmy Johnson to
(28:22):
become his head coach, his firsthead coach, while he was well,
he was the owner, and heended up firing Tom Landry, who was
the very first and only coach forthe Dallas Cowboys. Jerry and Jimmy would
not get along long enough to winanother championship. And here's why Jerry Jones
is pathetic to me. Are youready for this. It's not because he's
(28:45):
this great marketing person who's involved thelikes of Nike and Pepsi and Coca Cola.
Right. It's not because he's donea great job at building stadiums I
E. Sofi Stadium and Allegiant Stadiumand all these sort of things after at
and T Stadium. It's not becausehe employs arguably the best cheerleaders in any
sport. It is because Jerry Jonesrefuses to get Jimmy Johnson, arguably one
(29:11):
of the best coaches in NFL history, into the team's Ring of Honor.
Not the Hall of Fame, mindyou. Jimmy Johnson is a Hall of
Fame coach. Okay, hall offame. He is a college Hall of
Fame coach. Okay. Jerry Jonesis way too prideful that he will not
let Jimmy Johnson into the Ring ofHonor for the team. And on top
(29:33):
of that, Jerry Jones is perfectlyfine with a middling team. We've had
Dak Prescott. Bro Dak Prescott isnot terrible. He's a top ten quarterback
we've had Tony Romo. Tony Romoarguably could have been on another team,
a multi time Super Bowl winning quarterback. Jerry Jones is all about the luxury.
He's all about everything to do withthe glamour and the notoriety and everything
(29:56):
else. Jerry. For that reason, Jerry Jones is my state. Is
my discharge of the month. Iagree with you because fuck Jerry Jones,
Fuckjera. I am a huge JimmyJohnson fan, so I agree with everything
you were saying. Loved him whenhe was at Miami. I thought it
was a shame when they let himgo, even though you guys have never
won again. So I am happyabout that. Like it's this is a
weird one for me. Be word, this is a weird one because I
(30:18):
fucking hate your team and I wantthem to always fail. But I also
see it that he's he's not theworst owner in the league, but he's
up there, like it's like topthree, right, Yeah, like that
he doesn't like he medals, yep. And even if he's like even if
he's just meddling by being a prick, by like not letting somebody into something
(30:38):
or like, you know, Idon't know he You guys have had mediocre
coaches ever since he left. Likewhen was the last great coach that you
fucking fell in love with that?You guys had Parcels, and Parcels retired
and really the only reason why Parcelswas a coach was because Parcells got divorced
and it needed to make money.Right, that was it. That was
(30:59):
back and yeah, then after thatwe had the ginger clapper. He would
just sit on the like he justsit on the sideline and clap. He
didn't have an upper lip. No, that was scary. I did not
like he was like that person likeyou know when you have a dry lip
and they smile and its under theirteeth and that's just his permanent fucking face.
And now we've got now we've gotMike McCarthy, and we'll see what
he's able to do. I butMike McCarthy's a Green Bay coach to me
(31:19):
still, So you know that's wherehe won his championship. Did you like
when he pushed the cameraman this weekend. Yes I did, Yes, I
fucking did, because he discharge ofthem, because he didn't actually push the
thing. If you if you lookat the video, I mean yeah,
if you look at the picture,still it looks like he was being violent,
but he didn't. It was asoft It was a soft little push.
(31:40):
And God bless the Dallas media andyou know, the San Francisco media
that we're there because they didn't makea thing out of it. National media
made a thing out of it.And that's why national media sucks. National
media could be a discharge of themonth. But uh, with that,
Jake, Let's go to our nextsegment, and that is our discharge of
(32:14):
the month. Wellcome back to theend of the show, you salt hippo,
fucks k Salt Radio. It's elevenfifty nine seventy sevent degrees thirty eight
percent humidity. What's the due point? The due point? The due point
was put in the toilet earlier beforeSnoop Dogg game in the studio, and
I made it worse. I blamedSnoop for that. That was the two
(32:34):
was not our fault. That wasthe that was that was Snoop's fault.
Snoop sucks. Snoop is pretty highwhile he was here. I'm not even
gonna lie. He fucked it up, he fucked up this whole show.
He put me on a on abad mood. But all I'm thinking about
now is boobies. I love boobies, Love me some soobies. Love love,
love, love love boobies. Boobiesaren't things that give you milk.
(32:54):
Boobies are things that kill you.Love some butt. Not a big fan
of buttonhole, not at least notas much as you are. No,
Yeah, like you know, butwhole no care. That's right, that's
right, Hunter more baby, wellman, we had a we had a
pretty good standing romover here today.Uh. You know, we had our
interview with Snoop that went off therails. Uh. And then then of
course we had the movie quote segmentthat I will take pride and beating your
(33:17):
ass on even though it was likeone was zero one to one zero beating
don't be over the line, tmotherfucker, don't be over the line here.
And then speaking of over the line, we proved it exactly how stupid
you are with the over the linesegment and then of course Jerry Jones.
We we actually agreed this week,Jerry Jones is the discharge of the month.
(33:37):
Yeah. So with that, that'sthe standing river for January. We'll
see you Fox in February. S
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