April 17, 2024 • 40 mins
Bleach Bros Podcast had a thriving podcast hosted by two buddies, B-Word and Jake the Hater. While the podcast folded in late 2023, they are still amazing friends.
Now that the podcast is done, we wanted to share our Patreon episodes with our audience.
"Hippo Happy Hour," was set on the premise of two buddies bantering at the local watering hole, Sal's Tavern. “The Stain Remover,” wass a satirical parody of two guys working at a radio station. B-Word and Jake host K-SALT’s flagship program, "The Stain Remover."
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For more B-Word Media Group podcasts, check out The Hateful Gnome's Music Hut, Two Guys In A Dart, Raunchy Regret Podcast, and Unfiltered Discussions.
Now that the podcast is done, we wanted to share our Patreon episodes with our audience.
"Hippo Happy Hour," was set on the premise of two buddies bantering at the local watering hole, Sal's Tavern. “The Stain Remover,” wass a satirical parody of two guys working at a radio station. B-Word and Jake host K-SALT’s flagship program, "The Stain Remover."
Bleach Bros Podcast is a B-Word Media Group podcast. B-Word Media Group is a collection of Spreaker Prime podcasts. For more information:
https://try.spreaker.com/prime-program/
For more B-Word Media Group podcasts, check out The Hateful Gnome's Music Hut, Two Guys In A Dart, Raunchy Regret Podcast, and Unfiltered Discussions.
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You're listening to? What am Ilistening to? The stain Remover. It's
not a stan, it's a racingstripe on Salty Hippo Radio Caso. B
Word and Jaure, welcome into thestan Rover. This is B word as
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usual here with my degenerative a cohost, Jake the hater O. You
will always sound so enthused when weintroduce you in the stain Remover. Look
at this studio. Why would Ibe enthused? Well, like, what
is there? What is there tobe enthused about? Can I just ask
you? Look, man, Irealized that the paycheck is peanuts. But
(01:08):
right, but it's enough to geta monster every day. Monster. I
like monsters. I was gonna say, is it pc to say peanuts?
Jade? Checks are with peanuts nowbecause all the allergies. Like I just
got a letter from my kids schoolfor next year that she's the snackless class.
Wow, because they got the redheadGinger My name is Ginger whatever else?
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It is Siamese twin that can't eata fucking peanut without an EPI,
without a special pen that you can'twrite with. That's fantastic. Shit,
that's fantastic. You know, it'salmost. It's almost like the down syndrome
stripper. If she's down, I'mdown. You never go for retourn do
you okay? Do you like itwhen she climbs up the poole or slides
down the pole. To be honestwith you, I like it when she
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looks at me in the face andjust smiles because it makes me feel all
warm and fuzzy. Oh dude,they're like I heard I heard a stand
up joke the other day, maybelaugh that cats are autistic people and dogs
are retards or down syndrome people.Autistic cats and down syndrome dogs well like
like autistic people are like cats,and down syndrome people are like dogs.
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You know, I could see thatthough, because down syndrome people typically,
like I took a class on this, so I'm certified in this. But
down syndrome people typically try to likepush boundaries, and sometimes in the workplace
they get a little too frisky.And when you look at dogs, where's
the first place they sniff? Rightin the ass. So I can totally
I can totally see that. Nowcats being autistic, I think that cats
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are just fucking demonic, fucking hatecats. Well, he was saying like
like they'll just walk in the room. They don't like loud noises, they'll
be skittish, they'll run from you, they don't want to looking in the
eye. They'll knock shit off thetable. He goes, But like he
goes, like down, syndrome peopleare like dogs because like ever ask one
to go for a walk, they'llalways be like yeah, yeah, yeah's
and then right when you come home, let me tell you about my day.
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Let me tell you I had ablue crayon. I had a blue
crowd. It was so great.He goes, That's how it is.
It's like it's like they're just sohappy to see you. They want to
tell you about everything in their life. There's nothing ever wrong, and if
it is, they just have thatsouth like sad face, like down like
he'll make it better. I knowhe'll make it better for me. That's
so that's funny, and you knowit's true where it's demented, because I
think people would much rather beat downsyndrome people than beat a dog. What
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the fuck? No, I wouldrather be a dog. No, no,
no, not be beat abuse.Oh why would you go there?
Just saying why would you go there? I'm just saying I think that we
live. Let's say it slap fight. Then they would see like you slaping
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a dog. You mean to tellme it's okay. Here, here's here's
how I here's how I get youonto every subject that I want. If
you're going to the casino and thecasino is taking bets for me beating my
dog, or the casino is takingbets for down versus down syndrome, person
B, what is the more excitingbet for you? No? No,
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no, no, I'm the MichaelVick driving the shorts. You are to
be mother are dude? Oh that'sso. But that's where if I could
bet on it though I'm in.I know you are. I know you
are. You would totally bet onlike the underwear Olympics. You would,
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you would bet dude. I betwith my daughter the other day. This
is a sad moment. My myfive year old. She's sick now.
The we were watching Mane of thePoo and it's the episode Pooh Sticks,
my favorite one, and I said, I bet you I know what stick
finishes first, and so I bether pieces of candy and I kept winning
and she goes, Dad, howdo you know all the things I just
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thinking, Oh, I'm just sogood, and then then at the end
like she found you've seen this before. That's funny. I should I should
have taken your money. Actually,was it last Thanksgiving when you were betting
on or you were watching the yearbefore Cowboys game? Should have taken your
money on? That about it?Yeah? Absolutely, well with that,
dude. We have a pretty goodrundown today. The standard Moover's coming in
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hot and heavy. We've got somegood subjects. We've got a great interview,
by the way, probably speak heavy. Hottest interview we may have had,
I think so the sex robot Avery, the AI sex root might have
her be just for suction, butother than that, yet, my my
crotch reason feels hot. I'm gonnatell you, those motherfuckers are real.
Okay, those those motherfuckers are real. That's all I'm gonna say. So.
(05:35):
We we also have another good coupleof subjects here, So Jake,
let's go ahead and take a breakand we'll be right back. Fuck you,
Janis, Jimmy him m Jimmy,Yay, gimme your muscalla can take
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it away. Bomb bumble yawn.Yeah. From the Hall of the Dodge,
at Brooking squad. Well, thankyou, hob. He's not a
small rain any potastics gon dork.If you didn't even touch my skill,
you're gonna have the one killer andhe ain't killa killed now ls shot kills
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all the whim you was get hotflix Im into the ground radio seeing ninety
fifty sixty caseycho killer no man basedmy producers them. My club was like
fan too for stage and then Idid jimmy the lad I have to be
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quick. Where are you? Areyou pooping again? Yeah? All right,
so mistake you what I know thehot guests? Now hot guess is
here. I went into the women'sbathroom again, and I totally regret coming
in here and blowing it up.Are you pinching? Because she was in
the stall and she looked at myshoes and I know she pays attention to
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people, so she's gonna I ifshe sees my shoes. If she sees
my shoes, I fucked the word. Are you wearing that green hoodie again
today too? Yeah? Holy fuckdude, we're gonna be called out for
this. I did not, goddam, why don't you use the fucking male
bathroom? Because the females is nicerit it has a bigger handicap one because
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it's got the little kid thing inthere. Well, my Michael Vick driving
the short bus well taking the cosbythe well fucking shit. All right,
man, Well hurry up and wipeand we'll see you here soon. All
right, boy, y'all lucky.I wouldn't wrap it in the eighties because
I would have been in that motherfuckerlife. I met a girl let the
boss. She was talking to meabout all the flat things that she wanted
(07:51):
to be so well listen, Iwas sitting, I was looking for kids
and one, two three, numberone. Because you got so much juice.
I would love if I could rideit around in yo cub boots and
your man he you suck. Icould go all night if you want to.
Yah Ya, you went out afighting number soon. See what you're
trying to do with your sexy littlebuddy. And you added sudo the fellas
Ryan Lett and send them brayers tothat heaven just to get one chance to
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have it. Shoot with number three. You just say you're coming home with
me. Don't worrybody, cab youcan roll for free. Were locking it
forever like broke police. So listento the rhythm of my poets. Try
I said, up bing bang bangalybing boo bing bengally bang bang bee.
Welcome back to the stand, Ruver. I have to be honest. I
am a doubly big old fan ofthis next guest. First and foremost,
(08:37):
she is absolutely hot. She's gotsome great boobies and soubies, and she's
crazy, which is right up myalley. I love the crazy ones.
You're good. Shoeless Joe is here? What happened to your shoes? I
took them off. I lost themthere I never had. I came to
work with it wearing Mitch mismatch socks. No, nope, I didn't have
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shoes all day. Didn't have shoesall day. I just decided it was
a good idea to not wear shoes. Okay, yeah, but you don't
have shoes on right now, butyou're wearing the socks that you look like
you bought from the inner idiot thathas the little grips on the bottom.
Erban needs a pair of grip rippers. Bro, why are we still stuck
on me not wearing shoes. Let'smove on. Okay, So our guest
is this wonderful, beautiful, absolutelynot crazy, but totally my type and
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down my alley. Young woman fromthe DFW area. Her name is Tiffany
Goms, better known as that motherfuckeris not real, lady hot lizard man.
Yes, Tiffany, I have tobe honest. I have expelled many
children on your behalf, and Icertainly appreciate the fact that you have given
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me material, and I have alsoappreciate the Internet for helping me with some
of that material. But how doesthat make you feel? B word?
The fact that you were willing todrain your children on my behalf makes me
horny. I I too have expelleda lot of children to you, welcome
and if I'm snipped, does itcount as expelling children? Vieword? I
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think you just got rid of thedown syndrome ones. Oh just the targe
all right, the late ones?Okay, So a question for you,
Oh where do I start? Doesthe the pubes match the drapes? Jake
the hater? I love to keepmy kitty bald looking at B word,
I think I want to show himmy kitty. So Tiffany, uh,
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You're I have to be honest here. I feel very uncomfortable doing this interview
with you, mainly because your titswon't stop staring at my eyes? Can
you can you help me with that? Oh? I can help you with
whatever you want. B Word,Well, I want help. I wish.
I wish she looked like Beetlejuice fromHoward Stern, where one eyes looking
(10:52):
one way and the other eyes lookingthe other way. But okay, all
right, back, serious, back, seriousness. You may what a big
stir on the internet with your videoon a plane, and I know you've
talked about that too much. Whichtype of mode of transportation are you gonna
stick with for the rest of yourlife? I'd like to ride B Word's
face like a saddle, well thatis, until I come Normally, I'm
(11:16):
the one who keeps professional here,but I've got to be honest. I
am, I am. I wentfrom six to midnight. I am standing
straight up. I just need toknow. Have you ever joined the thirty
thousand feet club? Isn't the milehigh club? Oh? I guess that's
well, that would be five thousand, two hundred and forty eight feet,
So I don't know why thirty thousandis a thing. I don't. I'll
like you how much HIG are youto take You're like Creed right now?
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Care do you take me? Hi? Do you like Creed? Oh?
I love Creed? They are myfavorite band and B Word. I would
let you do dirty things to meat thirty thousand feet with arms wide open.
Of course, I also like Creed. I feel like we have so
much in common. I definitely wantto get to know you. Fuck first,
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Janis, Now this, would yoube interested in a threesome with B
word? Let's just get it outof the way. Maybe. I mean
I'd let B word hit for sure, but not with that Janis. Bitch.
Look, I would have a threesomewith you, Tiffany totally, but
with Janie involved. Fuck you likedid Janice can hold the boom or the
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fucking video camera? But fuck Janis. I want nothing to do with this,
but I'll fuck you in the assfor sure. I love it when
you talk dirty to me. Whatcolored was the lizard man? He was
a white male with squinty eyes.He was wearing a green hoodie. That
motherfucker is not real. What coloris your underwear? Right now? I
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knew I was gonna be on thispodcast with you B word, so I
chose not to wear any underwear justfor you, my god be or leave
for bee. So you saw success, I don't know would you call it
success from the whole thing that happened. When does your only fans start?
And how can I sign up?And how much is it gonna be?
(13:05):
I'm not sure the exact date thatmy premium content will be available. It
all depends on if I can filmscenes with this big old teddy bear or
not. I love me some Bword. If I'm able to write him
on camera. The cost for everyoneto see will start at twenty dollars per
month. I feel I feel likethis interview has has has veered to a
corner of the land of bword.I'm gonna I'm gonna defer to that.
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If you could dip your nipples inany type of Chick fil A sauce for
him to lick it off, whichflavor you choose? Definitely the original Chick
fil a sauce mixed with honey mustard. This is a match made in heaven.
That is my favorite Chick fil asauce. Thank you so much for
fuck's sake. I was not expectedso so Tiffany or or you know,
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future missus B word as I'd liketo call you talk to me a little
bit about our first fight. Arewe having makeup sex? Oh? B
word, we don't have to fightto have sex. You just tell me
when you want to fuck me.What's your favorite sandwich to make after sex?
I like to make a toasted peanutbutter and jelly sandwich with creamy peanut
butter and grape jelly. Oh,and I cut the crust off just for
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my handsome. B word. God, you know me so well. I
feel like you were made in afuck. This is amazing. This is
amazing. Hey, hey, Janisyou see what it's like to fucking talk
to a real woman, you bitch? That's what I thought. So,
Tiffany, I think I think weneed to to probably ask one or two
more questions because I feel like youand I have to do a separate interview.
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I mean, who needs more questions? Right, I'm trying. You
see, I'm the sex symbol,and we have a sex symbol in the
studio, and I'm just I'm noton my a game here because he's looking
I mean, look at him,look at him. He's winning, he's
doing it. Hey, I justwant to let you know that when I
unzip my pants. I want youto yell out that motherfucker is real.
Oh god, I'm so fucking wet. That motherfucker is so beautiful and so
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hard and so small, but veryvery real. And when you're done looking
at b words, one eyed snake, the reptilian thing that never grows down
there. If that tail fell off, it ain't growing back, Umi,
call me. And the best partabout my one eyed snake that I'll teach
you here in a minute is thatthere's no hoodie. We don't have to
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worry about a hoodie. It iscompletely cut off. And on that Tiffany,
We'll be right back. Don't besurprised if I come fast. I
just really like you. Excited thatyou might bind my thigh makes me come
too soon. I just came inmy pants inside when we held half man.
When we did, I came two. You're just so beautiful, You're
beautiful comanches and then singing like amusical, A pain in the yes,
coming fats in such a pooty ole. Now I'm all in parrot, turning
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red like a Rubi's cube. I'mjust so sorry. Bit's Google says,
bread and get suss much you wouldlighten me, teach me how to come.
Once you came, you could comeon time. I'm just saying,
I'm gonna bum you out. Mamasaid, bum you at. I'm gonna
bum you Asma said, welcome backinto the stand rary revieward. I'm speechless.
(16:12):
Usually here I am crude, rude, out of control like a Ninja
Turtle porn star. Thank you forbooking that guest. I see why you
left me speechless there. You leftme totally speechless. I did not know
what to say. I didn't knowwhat to do. I'm proud of you.
I'm proud of you. You putyourself out there. It was like
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being a part of the match.Came back in the day and I was
the host, high on troomps likeI did not know if what I was
watching was well. Let me tellyou this much, dude. Right after
that interview, we decided to havea little family feud. And let's just
put it this way, she swallowedmy children. So I don't really know
how else to say that, butit's absolutely amazing. I would recommend it
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for anybody. And Tiffany I meantwhen I said, baby, what,
we'll be together soon. So she'sa swallower, not a spitter. She's
beautiful, that's all I know.You know what I want. I think
you're a liar. That shit's notshe's she would say that shit that this
motherfucker next to me in the studiopeople out there, is not fucking real.
Right now, this is not real. I'll tell you. What is
real is that she's got me thinkingabout music. My heart is so happy
(17:19):
right now because Janie is a fatfucking bitch behind a glass fucking thing.
Fuck you, Janie, you getover a girl for one second, and
look at you? Look at you? Did I get over her? I
got under her, Jacob. Itwas amazing, It was absolutely amazing.
I just fucking loved it. Shestuck a finger in my ass. I
didn't even complain. Oh what finger? What finger did you? Don't know?
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That's very important, don't know.Do you feel that whatever digit digit
they use is is how much theylike you? Look? Man? I
just know that if she's down,I'm down. I know. But let's
rank the fingers real quick, okay, like because we know the ones that
you use on a woman. Butlike a girl's a girl's gonna finger you
in the butt, right, Apinky is a I'm not really into this
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and I don't really care, right, it's about as useful as a pinky
promise, fucking stupid. The ringfinger, I don't even know what to
say about that finger. How wouldyou rank that finger? That's like the
awkward The ring finger has to beused with the middle finger, like it's
like fuck marriage, right, soyou got to sit there and just do
it. Yeah. See, Ithink the ring fingers like the left hand
version of the of the the middlefinger, like it's the one you're not
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good with, like you're not amidexterrous, right, Like you can't have as
much coordination with it if you're alreadymiddle fingers pro pro move pro move,
pointer fingers for you want a littlemore control, like you want to be
able to do a lot more withit. And a thumb is a fuck
you. A thumb is a Idon't like. Ironically, that's the same
as when I pick my nose,Like the pinky is for detail, like
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I have to go in and Ihave to reach. The ring fingers not
really ever used. The middle fingeris nice, but it's kind of thick,
and then the pointer finger is fordetail. I've never used multiple fingers
to pick my nose, I useone with a pinky. No, I
use one finger. This finger,the fucking pointer finger. The only finger
needs you ever, Like when you'repicking a bogger and you're pulling it out,
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but you feel like the string ofsnot coming in through like your nasal
cavities, like in the back ofyour throat, and you just keep pulling
it and it just like tickles onthe way out. No, most amazing
feeling. What is wrong with yournose? What is wrong with you?
All right? What's what's a betterfeeling? And I heard this from girls
at work before. The the hairin the butt crack that you pull while
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you're in the shower and it pullsup and it gives you that little wiggle
across the back on your on yourbuttthole, or the snot thing you just
described, because I know both havehappened. I think I'll take the snot
thing any day of the week.The only other finger I use, I'll
say, is the thumb for likethis kind Oh, yeah, you're just
trying to you're just trying to flickthe top or you're trying to like,
yeah, trying to flick the topup. But no, it's always points
you finger all the way up inthere too. I go as deep,
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I go like a COVID test.When I picked my nose, I ram
it in as far as possible.You're trying to distract me from the point.
And and Jake, I am inlove. I am in love with
Tiffany Gome And uh, here's here'swhat I have to say. She she
made me think of a sawt andI want to throw it out easy.
But I need you to guess thecelebrity that sings the song. Are you
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ready? Wait? Are these likeactual celebrities like Mark Wahlberg or something,
or is it like like Shakira likemy singers, I'm gonna I'm gonna throw
your bone on the first one.Okay, who sings this song? Mmm
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mm hmm some love blast amid girlcrazy, John Travolta, Greece. Tell
me more, right, kill memore, tell me more? Yeah,
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I know that. Don't tell meany more about timmany Go. That's summer
nights, Okay, summer nights.So I'm gonna throw you another bone.
Okay. Texas has a horror housein it, Tim Curry Texas hack horror
picture shot, though it kills mewith disgust. He's excuse the filty doctor
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and carnal loves dancing going on andsided. Don't just say they've gone one
wild. You've never watched the BestLittle Whorehouse in Texas. No, you've
never watched the Best Little Whorehouse inTexas. That is Dom Deelawise singing Texas
(21:49):
a whorehouse in it. You don'tknow who Dom Delaise is. Did you
ever see Cannonball Run? No?What's that? Oh? My hello,
wee god. Oh that's the guywho plays an American tale. Okay,
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he's the cat. Okay, he'sTiger. I know him, obviously you
don't. Okay, I like that. You know him from real stuff and
I'm over here cartoon time. Allright, Yeah, that's that's Tiger the
cat. You didn't know. No, I didn't know that. But I'm
gonna serve you up another one.This is from a popular movie, one
of your favorites. No, lessyou ready for this. She's not gonna
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win. He isn't one of myfavorites too much. She runs to night
next to me. This is oneof those moments I don't know what the
hell's going on? Light Allie burnedme with the sun. She's taking my
(23:11):
heart. She doesn't know what she'sdone. No, Patrick Swayze, she's
like the wind from uh from DirtyDancing. He sings in that, he
doesn't sing in it. He's onthe contrary, he's on the soundtrack.
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I didn't know that. I don'tlike Dirty Dancing. I don't remember that
song it was. It was ait was a dramatic moment and Jennifer Gray's
but was so all right final one. You ready, I'm losing, dude,
I lose it every game on.This isn't a Jana's game, so
we're not keeping the score. Ilike that. You eighties the best horse
(24:14):
made eighties? Yes, we wordthese are hard? What is this?
(24:44):
What is this ship? That's EddieMurphy party all the time with fucking Rick
James, bitch from what that's EddieMurphy party all the time. Like Eddie
Murphy had an album. Oh butthat's not a movie. He's just a
movie stars singing a song that madethe charts. Oh, I didn't know
he made an album. He madea fucking album, bro comedy album.
(25:07):
No, well yeah he did thattoo. Yeah, but that's all I
know. I don't know I didn'tknow Hened. I didn't need him.
I've learned that you lack pop cultureeducation and I don't know how to film.
No, I knew Don Delaise waswas Tiger in the American Tale,
and you didn't. He's also Itchyfrom All Dogs Go to Heaven? Do
(25:29):
you know that? Okay? Iremember All Dogs Go to Heaven? But
American Tale fucking five came out whenI was like four, so I haven't
seen it since then. An amazingmovie. I fucking hate five O,
I hate sucks. No, shutup, shut up because Debbie does whatever?
What movie? Best? Little Roadhousefucking and Tell with Dolly Pardon and
(25:51):
Reynolds. It was probably like whatyear four? So you weren't even you
weren't even alive. It's you wereswallowed by Tiffany Gomes and with that we'll
be right back your moving. It'sa babe, babe with the power power
power voodoo you do mimy is thebaby a coupling baby? Well? I
(26:25):
saw my baby crying, Horner's babycry. What could I do? My
baby's love head gone there? Mybaby? By no than what kind of
manage spelled to use? Slide masnails, my buppy love fails, and
(26:55):
baby said pathmetic. Welcome back tothe stain Rover. I have learned that
my co host back sorely lacks popculture knowledge and it really disappoints me.
Not welcome back, but you,sir, have a segment on this show
(27:18):
every month. I want to quit, and we're going to talk about that
when we could talk about you quitting. That's fine. I already got my
nuts drained. We're we're totally good. What's do you not? You have
not said the time yet. We'regonna be fired anyways. What time is
it? Fourteen thirty four and sixdegrees celsius? Military? Now all of
a sudden, your brain, yourbrains get drained and you're all military.
(27:40):
Yes, yes, yes, Soyou have a segment, sir? What
is your segment? Not proud ofit. I'm not proud of it.
But it's over the line, theline, the world gone, cram I
(28:00):
the only one run here wrong.I keep prefacing, I'm not proud of
it. The word because you everhave those moments where you might or might
not have a boner due to somethingand you're not proud of it, Like
you're not proud of your boner,not because of size, but like why
you got the boner? And likeshould you get the boner? And are
(28:22):
you allowed to be attracted to it? So I mean, are you getting
what I'm sort of putting down rightnow? You have a boner for your
mother? No? Wow? No, that is creepy, that is weird.
You ever had a boner for yourown mom? No, but you
have? You have a boner foryour brother. No. Transsexual boobs are
(28:45):
over the line. And why thatis because they're made great, they're made
They're fake, right, they're madegreat, they're fake. They could look
nice. And when I see,like we've said, if we want to
look at boobies, right, welike boobs, we like boobies and soubies
this show. But I recently sawa pair of tranny knockers and I was
(29:06):
like yeah, and then everything elsehappened in the little video and I was
like, oh no. But Iwas like it was one of those remember
the scene in Grandma's Boy when he'scoming on tomb Raider and he's yelling,
oh no, oh no, comingon the guy's mom. I was going,
oh no, oh no, ohno, Well, looking at it,
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that's terrible and I think they're overthe line how nice they are.
They're so good. Now, they'reso good. Let me let me explain,
let me let me elaborate on thisa little bit, because back several
months ago, okay, we're talkinglike, you know, beginning of the
year ish area, maybe beginning ofthe summer, I don't remember. Sometime
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in that sometime in the first halfof the year, there was a whole
bunch of news articles that Joe Bidenand the White House were celebrating Pride Month
at the White House. And dude, there was a set of knockers,
Jesus Christ, Jacob, there wasa set of knockers that were amazing.
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They were amazing, they were sowell done. And then I found out
that they're attached to a dude.Yeah, and I felt, so he's
already but shim. But here's thething. Okay, there's a lot of
women, well no, there's alot of women that are out there that
are envious of the incredible boob jobthat this sir had. And I think,
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by all means that's fantastic. Ifthis person wants to have boobs,
they should have the absolute best boobsthat are out there. So I don't
think it's over the line. Ithink your attraction to dudes is over the
line. And I said it wasn'tattracted to dudes. I'm not attracted to
dudes. I like the titties though, Like it's like it's like listening to
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Bill Clinton say he didn't inhale right, like I came, but I didn't
come. I did not come onthose fakes tranny titties. Those were not
the titties for me. I don'treally know how to respond to that.
So I guess we're just gonna goto another bridge. Vote vote blue,
motherfucker, get us more tranny tetes, big ol' titties on my friend Dan,
(31:26):
I've never seen a sea cup lookso good a man and at swimmer
boom putting on some suntellotion, greasingup those bad boys in a round about
(31:51):
motion. You know, Dan,he could win them when teacher contest ariels
like salami sausage nice swing to welcomeback in the stane rumor. So,
(32:14):
yeah, that was the over theline segment. I am I'm mad at
good tranny boobs. I'm mad atthem. I'm very mad. I just
I needed to continue part of thattopic because the word it hurts me.
It hurts me on the inside.It hurts me in the inner cockles,
deep down, lower cockles. Isyour Marianna trench? Totally? Just like
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like feeling left out right now?What's my Marianna trench? I don't know
if that's the right word. Butit's like the deepest part of the ocean.
Yeah, I know that, butwow, what is it on me?
Your vagina? I don't have avagina because you have Marianna trench.
But that doesn't make any sense.It does to me. Well, that's
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stupid, because here's the dumbest thingyou ever said the show. This is
the dumbest thing you ever said onthe show, the stoutest thing. How's
your your Marianna church? What's that? It's the deep star the ocean?
Yeah, I know? What isit? All be of a judd?
I don't have one. I knowthat's why you have a Marianna trick because
you're a good, good guy,because God gave you such a good old
dock. He'd give you like theworld's deepest china. And I feel like
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that. I would be in inIndian culture, I would be known as
Long Hallway. I would be knownas as deep TP. That's I would
be because in Indian culture, I'mknown as hot Dog. Why are you
known as hot Dog? Because I'mlooking for allway I thought it was gonna
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be I in Indian culture, you'recaught in candy bag. Bro Okay,
little arrow, What the fuck justhappened here? Oh my god? Back
to Mariana Trench? All right?What alright? What do you thinks down
in the Mariana Trench? Like?What do you think is down there?
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I don't know, man, there'ssome weird looking to said my emotional tears.
There's there's some fucking some some rtarted fish down there, I'll tell
you that much. They got likeover bites and ship they got little little
little fucking lights that hang off theirhead. Do you think do you think
other animals like in places like likeif they were aliens down there, they're
like doing boob jobs on fish andship, like just fucking with this ecosystem
(34:30):
down there. I don't know.They probably have like one dude who's got
a podcasts beating off the tranny tits. Though, Hey, at least it
wasn't big Knicks Cities. Then Iwould have really regretted my life. I
don't know Big Nick's got a greatrack. Dude, No, no,
no, you can't do that.I like you. You're over the line,
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Jacob. And with that, I'mgoing to introduce my discharge of the
month, dony line. It unfun here's our motherfucking discharge of the month.
(35:15):
Leave it to be where to bringback the seriousness, Because there was
an issue that happened this week.It was funny, and I was pissed.
I was all screaming at the topof my lungs. I sounded like
Jake the Hater, but I personallyhad titties. I was sound like any
version training version version of Jake theHamer. I got so mad because Monday
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morning, before eight o'clock, misterPresident decided that he needed to go to
the airport from his vacation residence inLake Tahoe and disrupt the entire flow of
traffic in my small little community tothe point that when I had to travel
four miles miles four miles, Jacob, it took me forty five minutes to
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travel two miles, and on topof that, turning around it lasted even
longer. It took over an hourfor me to go four miles. Not
only did it take over an hour, it took an hour and forty minutes
to get to the appointment that Iwas an hour and a half late to.
It was ridiculous. And so here'swhy to come while on cocaine.
(36:30):
I've never done that. But here'smy complaint. My complaint is is that
a man who has never had areal job in his goddamn life decided to
disrupt a small community of people sohe can go have burnt Hawaiian pizza in
a place that doesn't deserve him,and it pissed me off. I okay,
(36:50):
I'm just gonna be he is thedischarge of the month. But I
love the phone call I got fromyou because I was walking and put you
on speaker phone and could not stoplaughing, and my wife even heard,
and after you got off phone wentis he trying to mimic you? Because
you were doing a very good jobof being a hater? But I agree
with you, piece of shit,and I think, don't discharge. I
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don't really have a bigger elaboration onthat, but my hatred stems deep for
him, very deep that I thinkif I had a conversation with him.
He would be lost in it andthen think we were friends. In the
end, he would delve into yourMariana trench. Fuck you, Biden.
You are the discharge of the month, and that is our discharge of the
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month. Welcome back into the finalpart, final final part of the Stane
Roover. Thank you everybody who wasstuck around because it's fifteen clock and two
degrees. I don't fucking care.Uh fuck you, Jannis, fire me.
This whole studio sucks. B wordsin love. He had a woman
swallow his kids. I looked atTranny's and Biden can suck our dicks?
(38:13):
Bword. I I thought it wasa good episode. I I'm very unproud
of myself after this whole episode.Do you just generally when you beat off
to porn after you come do youthink do you look at the porn screen
and you be like you dirty slut, like you're just this fucking terrible individual?
Or do you do you just fillyourself with regret? No? Neither.
(38:37):
I just come on the floor andwalk off, like what are you?
Are you supposed to have feelings afterthat? I don't know, like
do you have feelings? No?I just turn off the iPad, right,
So so why what what what happenedto you tonight? What happened to
you? I have a marry ona trench. You want to talk about
crying after masturbating? Like, No, I found her, No, I
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found her. Oh, I knowwhat you're doing. I know what he's
doing. Fans, He's trying tomake him see himself seem self right,
It's like, you know, II feel bad for the girl in the
video, like she had a harddad life. I can fix you.
Oh my god, shut off.I can No, you can't. Can't,
No, you can't. I can'tknow you can You know what I'm
(39:20):
gonna do. You know what I'mgonna do. I'm gonna go on that
elevator. I don't wanna fuck her, and then you can deal with her
Mary on a trench latter. Thereyou go. Good luck being a hot
dog again, boy, go downthe hallway. There you go. Yeah,
welcome, welcome around to motherfucker.And that's all for the standing Rover
this month. Baby b A BA B A B. Yeah, that's
all. Folks. Piss off.
You're listening to? What am Ilistening to? The stain Remover. It's
not a stan, it's a racingstripe on Salty Hippo Radio Caso. B
Word and Jaure, welcome into thestan Rover. This is B word as
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usual here with my degenerative a cohost, Jake the hater O. You
will always sound so enthused when weintroduce you in the stain Remover. Look
at this studio. Why would Ibe enthused? Well, like, what
is there? What is there tobe enthused about? Can I just ask
you? Look, man, Irealized that the paycheck is peanuts. But
(01:08):
right, but it's enough to geta monster every day. Monster. I
like monsters. I was gonna say, is it pc to say peanuts?
Jade? Checks are with peanuts nowbecause all the allergies. Like I just
got a letter from my kids schoolfor next year that she's the snackless class.
Wow, because they got the redheadGinger My name is Ginger whatever else?
(01:30):
It is Siamese twin that can't eata fucking peanut without an EPI,
without a special pen that you can'twrite with. That's fantastic. Shit,
that's fantastic. You know, it'salmost. It's almost like the down syndrome
stripper. If she's down, I'mdown. You never go for retourn do
you okay? Do you like itwhen she climbs up the poole or slides
down the pole. To be honestwith you, I like it when she
(01:52):
looks at me in the face andjust smiles because it makes me feel all
warm and fuzzy. Oh dude,they're like I heard I heard a stand
up joke the other day, maybelaugh that cats are autistic people and dogs
are retards or down syndrome people.Autistic cats and down syndrome dogs well like
like autistic people are like cats,and down syndrome people are like dogs.
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You know, I could see thatthough, because down syndrome people typically,
like I took a class on this, so I'm certified in this. But
down syndrome people typically try to likepush boundaries, and sometimes in the workplace
they get a little too frisky.And when you look at dogs, where's
the first place they sniff? Rightin the ass. So I can totally
I can totally see that. Nowcats being autistic, I think that cats
(02:35):
are just fucking demonic, fucking hatecats. Well, he was saying like
like they'll just walk in the room. They don't like loud noises, they'll
be skittish, they'll run from you, they don't want to looking in the
eye. They'll knock shit off thetable. He goes, But like he
goes, like down, syndrome peopleare like dogs because like ever ask one
to go for a walk, they'llalways be like yeah, yeah, yeah's
and then right when you come home, let me tell you about my day.
(02:57):
Let me tell you I had ablue crayon. I had a blue
crowd. It was so great.He goes, That's how it is.
It's like it's like they're just sohappy to see you. They want to
tell you about everything in their life. There's nothing ever wrong, and if
it is, they just have thatsouth like sad face, like down like
he'll make it better. I knowhe'll make it better for me. That's
so that's funny, and you knowit's true where it's demented, because I
think people would much rather beat downsyndrome people than beat a dog. What
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the fuck? No, I wouldrather be a dog. No, no,
no, not be beat abuse.Oh why would you go there?
Just saying why would you go there? I'm just saying I think that we
live. Let's say it slap fight. Then they would see like you slaping
(03:42):
a dog. You mean to tellme it's okay. Here, here's here's
how I here's how I get youonto every subject that I want. If
you're going to the casino and thecasino is taking bets for me beating my
dog, or the casino is takingbets for down versus down syndrome, person
B, what is the more excitingbet for you? No? No,
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no, no, I'm the MichaelVick driving the shorts. You are to
be mother are dude? Oh that'sso. But that's where if I could
bet on it though I'm in.I know you are. I know you
are. You would totally bet onlike the underwear Olympics. You would,
(04:29):
you would bet dude. I betwith my daughter the other day. This
is a sad moment. My myfive year old. She's sick now.
The we were watching Mane of thePoo and it's the episode Pooh Sticks,
my favorite one, and I said, I bet you I know what stick
finishes first, and so I bether pieces of candy and I kept winning
and she goes, Dad, howdo you know all the things I just
(04:50):
thinking, Oh, I'm just sogood, and then then at the end
like she found you've seen this before. That's funny. I should I should
have taken your money. Actually,was it last Thanksgiving when you were betting
on or you were watching the yearbefore Cowboys game? Should have taken your
money on? That about it?Yeah? Absolutely, well with that,
dude. We have a pretty goodrundown today. The standard Moover's coming in
(05:11):
hot and heavy. We've got somegood subjects. We've got a great interview,
by the way, probably speak heavy. Hottest interview we may have had,
I think so the sex robot Avery, the AI sex root might have
her be just for suction, butother than that, yet, my my
crotch reason feels hot. I'm gonnatell you, those motherfuckers are real.
Okay, those those motherfuckers are real. That's all I'm gonna say. So.
(05:35):
We we also have another good coupleof subjects here, So Jake,
let's go ahead and take a breakand we'll be right back. Fuck you,
Janis, Jimmy him m Jimmy,Yay, gimme your muscalla can take
(05:56):
it away. Bomb bumble yawn.Yeah. From the Hall of the Dodge,
at Brooking squad. Well, thankyou, hob. He's not a
small rain any potastics gon dork.If you didn't even touch my skill,
you're gonna have the one killer andhe ain't killa killed now ls shot kills
(06:18):
all the whim you was get hotflix Im into the ground radio seeing ninety
fifty sixty caseycho killer no man basedmy producers them. My club was like
fan too for stage and then Idid jimmy the lad I have to be
(06:44):
quick. Where are you? Areyou pooping again? Yeah? All right,
so mistake you what I know thehot guests? Now hot guess is
here. I went into the women'sbathroom again, and I totally regret coming
in here and blowing it up.Are you pinching? Because she was in
the stall and she looked at myshoes and I know she pays attention to
(07:08):
people, so she's gonna I ifshe sees my shoes. If she sees
my shoes, I fucked the word. Are you wearing that green hoodie again
today too? Yeah? Holy fuckdude, we're gonna be called out for
this. I did not, goddam, why don't you use the fucking male
bathroom? Because the females is nicerit it has a bigger handicap one because
(07:29):
it's got the little kid thing inthere. Well, my Michael Vick driving
the short bus well taking the cosbythe well fucking shit. All right,
man, Well hurry up and wipeand we'll see you here soon. All
right, boy, y'all lucky.I wouldn't wrap it in the eighties because
I would have been in that motherfuckerlife. I met a girl let the
boss. She was talking to meabout all the flat things that she wanted
(07:51):
to be so well listen, Iwas sitting, I was looking for kids
and one, two three, numberone. Because you got so much juice.
I would love if I could rideit around in yo cub boots and
your man he you suck. Icould go all night if you want to.
Yah Ya, you went out afighting number soon. See what you're
trying to do with your sexy littlebuddy. And you added sudo the fellas
Ryan Lett and send them brayers tothat heaven just to get one chance to
(08:13):
have it. Shoot with number three. You just say you're coming home with
me. Don't worrybody, cab youcan roll for free. Were locking it
forever like broke police. So listento the rhythm of my poets. Try
I said, up bing bang bangalybing boo bing bengally bang bang bee.
Welcome back to the stand, Ruver. I have to be honest. I
am a doubly big old fan ofthis next guest. First and foremost,
(08:37):
she is absolutely hot. She's gotsome great boobies and soubies, and she's
crazy, which is right up myalley. I love the crazy ones.
You're good. Shoeless Joe is here? What happened to your shoes? I
took them off. I lost themthere I never had. I came to
work with it wearing Mitch mismatch socks. No, nope, I didn't have
(09:01):
shoes all day. Didn't have shoesall day. I just decided it was
a good idea to not wear shoes. Okay, yeah, but you don't
have shoes on right now, butyou're wearing the socks that you look like
you bought from the inner idiot thathas the little grips on the bottom.
Erban needs a pair of grip rippers. Bro, why are we still stuck
on me not wearing shoes. Let'smove on. Okay, So our guest
is this wonderful, beautiful, absolutelynot crazy, but totally my type and
(09:26):
down my alley. Young woman fromthe DFW area. Her name is Tiffany
Goms, better known as that motherfuckeris not real, lady hot lizard man.
Yes, Tiffany, I have tobe honest. I have expelled many
children on your behalf, and Icertainly appreciate the fact that you have given
(09:48):
me material, and I have alsoappreciate the Internet for helping me with some
of that material. But how doesthat make you feel? B word?
The fact that you were willing todrain your children on my behalf makes me
horny. I I too have expelleda lot of children to you, welcome
and if I'm snipped, does itcount as expelling children? Vieword? I
(10:09):
think you just got rid of thedown syndrome ones. Oh just the targe
all right, the late ones?Okay, So a question for you,
Oh where do I start? Doesthe the pubes match the drapes? Jake
the hater? I love to keepmy kitty bald looking at B word,
I think I want to show himmy kitty. So Tiffany, uh,
(10:31):
You're I have to be honest here. I feel very uncomfortable doing this interview
with you, mainly because your titswon't stop staring at my eyes? Can
you can you help me with that? Oh? I can help you with
whatever you want. B Word,Well, I want help. I wish.
I wish she looked like Beetlejuice fromHoward Stern, where one eyes looking
(10:52):
one way and the other eyes lookingthe other way. But okay, all
right, back, serious, back, seriousness. You may what a big
stir on the internet with your videoon a plane, and I know you've
talked about that too much. Whichtype of mode of transportation are you gonna
stick with for the rest of yourlife? I'd like to ride B Word's
face like a saddle, well thatis, until I come Normally, I'm
(11:16):
the one who keeps professional here,but I've got to be honest. I
am, I am. I wentfrom six to midnight. I am standing
straight up. I just need toknow. Have you ever joined the thirty
thousand feet club? Isn't the milehigh club? Oh? I guess that's
well, that would be five thousand, two hundred and forty eight feet,
So I don't know why thirty thousandis a thing. I don't. I'll
like you how much HIG are youto take You're like Creed right now?
(11:37):
Care do you take me? Hi? Do you like Creed? Oh?
I love Creed? They are myfavorite band and B Word. I would
let you do dirty things to meat thirty thousand feet with arms wide open.
Of course, I also like Creed. I feel like we have so
much in common. I definitely wantto get to know you. Fuck first,
(12:00):
Janis, Now this, would yoube interested in a threesome with B
word? Let's just get it outof the way. Maybe. I mean
I'd let B word hit for sure, but not with that Janis. Bitch.
Look, I would have a threesomewith you, Tiffany totally, but
with Janie involved. Fuck you likedid Janice can hold the boom or the
(12:20):
fucking video camera? But fuck Janis. I want nothing to do with this,
but I'll fuck you in the assfor sure. I love it when
you talk dirty to me. Whatcolored was the lizard man? He was
a white male with squinty eyes.He was wearing a green hoodie. That
motherfucker is not real. What coloris your underwear? Right now? I
(12:43):
knew I was gonna be on thispodcast with you B word, so I
chose not to wear any underwear justfor you, my god be or leave
for bee. So you saw success, I don't know would you call it
success from the whole thing that happened. When does your only fans start?
And how can I sign up?And how much is it gonna be?
(13:05):
I'm not sure the exact date thatmy premium content will be available. It
all depends on if I can filmscenes with this big old teddy bear or
not. I love me some Bword. If I'm able to write him
on camera. The cost for everyoneto see will start at twenty dollars per
month. I feel I feel likethis interview has has has veered to a
corner of the land of bword.I'm gonna I'm gonna defer to that.
(13:31):
If you could dip your nipples inany type of Chick fil A sauce for
him to lick it off, whichflavor you choose? Definitely the original Chick
fil a sauce mixed with honey mustard. This is a match made in heaven.
That is my favorite Chick fil asauce. Thank you so much for
fuck's sake. I was not expectedso so Tiffany or or you know,
(13:52):
future missus B word as I'd liketo call you talk to me a little
bit about our first fight. Arewe having makeup sex? Oh? B
word, we don't have to fightto have sex. You just tell me
when you want to fuck me.What's your favorite sandwich to make after sex?
I like to make a toasted peanutbutter and jelly sandwich with creamy peanut
butter and grape jelly. Oh,and I cut the crust off just for
(14:16):
my handsome. B word. God, you know me so well. I
feel like you were made in afuck. This is amazing. This is
amazing. Hey, hey, Janisyou see what it's like to fucking talk
to a real woman, you bitch? That's what I thought. So,
Tiffany, I think I think weneed to to probably ask one or two
more questions because I feel like youand I have to do a separate interview.
(14:39):
I mean, who needs more questions? Right, I'm trying. You
see, I'm the sex symbol,and we have a sex symbol in the
studio, and I'm just I'm noton my a game here because he's looking
I mean, look at him,look at him. He's winning, he's
doing it. Hey, I justwant to let you know that when I
unzip my pants. I want youto yell out that motherfucker is real.
Oh god, I'm so fucking wet. That motherfucker is so beautiful and so
(15:05):
hard and so small, but veryvery real. And when you're done looking
at b words, one eyed snake, the reptilian thing that never grows down
there. If that tail fell off, it ain't growing back, Umi,
call me. And the best partabout my one eyed snake that I'll teach
you here in a minute is thatthere's no hoodie. We don't have to
(15:28):
worry about a hoodie. It iscompletely cut off. And on that Tiffany,
We'll be right back. Don't besurprised if I come fast. I
just really like you. Excited thatyou might bind my thigh makes me come
too soon. I just came inmy pants inside when we held half man.
When we did, I came two. You're just so beautiful, You're
beautiful comanches and then singing like amusical, A pain in the yes,
coming fats in such a pooty ole. Now I'm all in parrot, turning
(15:52):
red like a Rubi's cube. I'mjust so sorry. Bit's Google says,
bread and get suss much you wouldlighten me, teach me how to come.
Once you came, you could comeon time. I'm just saying,
I'm gonna bum you out. Mamasaid, bum you at. I'm gonna
bum you Asma said, welcome backinto the stand rary revieward. I'm speechless.
(16:12):
Usually here I am crude, rude, out of control like a Ninja
Turtle porn star. Thank you forbooking that guest. I see why you
left me speechless there. You leftme totally speechless. I did not know
what to say. I didn't knowwhat to do. I'm proud of you.
I'm proud of you. You putyourself out there. It was like
(16:36):
being a part of the match.Came back in the day and I was
the host, high on troomps likeI did not know if what I was
watching was well. Let me tellyou this much, dude. Right after
that interview, we decided to havea little family feud. And let's just
put it this way, she swallowedmy children. So I don't really know
how else to say that, butit's absolutely amazing. I would recommend it
(16:56):
for anybody. And Tiffany I meantwhen I said, baby, what,
we'll be together soon. So she'sa swallower, not a spitter. She's
beautiful, that's all I know.You know what I want. I think
you're a liar. That shit's notshe's she would say that shit that this
motherfucker next to me in the studiopeople out there, is not fucking real.
Right now, this is not real. I'll tell you. What is
real is that she's got me thinkingabout music. My heart is so happy
(17:19):
right now because Janie is a fatfucking bitch behind a glass fucking thing.
Fuck you, Janie, you getover a girl for one second, and
look at you? Look at you? Did I get over her? I
got under her, Jacob. Itwas amazing, It was absolutely amazing.
I just fucking loved it. Shestuck a finger in my ass. I
didn't even complain. Oh what finger? What finger did you? Don't know?
(17:41):
That's very important, don't know.Do you feel that whatever digit digit
they use is is how much theylike you? Look? Man? I
just know that if she's down,I'm down. I know. But let's
rank the fingers real quick, okay, like because we know the ones that
you use on a woman. Butlike a girl's a girl's gonna finger you
in the butt, right, Apinky is a I'm not really into this
(18:02):
and I don't really care, right, it's about as useful as a pinky
promise, fucking stupid. The ringfinger, I don't even know what to
say about that finger. How wouldyou rank that finger? That's like the
awkward The ring finger has to beused with the middle finger, like it's
like fuck marriage, right, soyou got to sit there and just do
it. Yeah. See, Ithink the ring fingers like the left hand
version of the of the the middlefinger, like it's the one you're not
(18:23):
good with, like you're not amidexterrous, right, Like you can't have as
much coordination with it if you're alreadymiddle fingers pro pro move pro move,
pointer fingers for you want a littlemore control, like you want to be
able to do a lot more withit. And a thumb is a fuck
you. A thumb is a Idon't like. Ironically, that's the same
as when I pick my nose,Like the pinky is for detail, like
(18:47):
I have to go in and Ihave to reach. The ring fingers not
really ever used. The middle fingeris nice, but it's kind of thick,
and then the pointer finger is fordetail. I've never used multiple fingers
to pick my nose, I useone with a pinky. No, I
use one finger. This finger,the fucking pointer finger. The only finger
needs you ever, Like when you'repicking a bogger and you're pulling it out,
(19:11):
but you feel like the string ofsnot coming in through like your nasal
cavities, like in the back ofyour throat, and you just keep pulling
it and it just like tickles onthe way out. No, most amazing
feeling. What is wrong with yournose? What is wrong with you?
All right? What's what's a betterfeeling? And I heard this from girls
at work before. The the hairin the butt crack that you pull while
(19:33):
you're in the shower and it pullsup and it gives you that little wiggle
across the back on your on yourbuttthole, or the snot thing you just
described, because I know both havehappened. I think I'll take the snot
thing any day of the week.The only other finger I use, I'll
say, is the thumb for likethis kind Oh, yeah, you're just
trying to you're just trying to flickthe top or you're trying to like,
yeah, trying to flick the topup. But no, it's always points
you finger all the way up inthere too. I go as deep,
(19:56):
I go like a COVID test.When I picked my nose, I ram
it in as far as possible.You're trying to distract me from the point.
And and Jake, I am inlove. I am in love with
Tiffany Gome And uh, here's here'swhat I have to say. She she
made me think of a sawt andI want to throw it out easy.
But I need you to guess thecelebrity that sings the song. Are you
(20:19):
ready? Wait? Are these likeactual celebrities like Mark Wahlberg or something,
or is it like like Shakira likemy singers, I'm gonna I'm gonna throw
your bone on the first one.Okay, who sings this song? Mmm
(20:41):
mm hmm some love blast amid girlcrazy, John Travolta, Greece. Tell
me more, right, kill memore, tell me more? Yeah,
(21:02):
I know that. Don't tell meany more about timmany Go. That's summer
nights, Okay, summer nights.So I'm gonna throw you another bone.
Okay. Texas has a horror housein it, Tim Curry Texas hack horror
picture shot, though it kills mewith disgust. He's excuse the filty doctor
(21:27):
and carnal loves dancing going on andsided. Don't just say they've gone one
wild. You've never watched the BestLittle Whorehouse in Texas. No, you've
never watched the Best Little Whorehouse inTexas. That is Dom Deelawise singing Texas
(21:49):
a whorehouse in it. You don'tknow who Dom Delaise is. Did you
ever see Cannonball Run? No?What's that? Oh? My hello,
wee god. Oh that's the guywho plays an American tale. Okay,
(22:10):
he's the cat. Okay, he'sTiger. I know him, obviously you
don't. Okay, I like that. You know him from real stuff and
I'm over here cartoon time. Allright, Yeah, that's that's Tiger the
cat. You didn't know. No, I didn't know that. But I'm
gonna serve you up another one.This is from a popular movie, one
of your favorites. No, lessyou ready for this. She's not gonna
(22:48):
win. He isn't one of myfavorites too much. She runs to night
next to me. This is oneof those moments I don't know what the
hell's going on? Light Allie burnedme with the sun. She's taking my
(23:11):
heart. She doesn't know what she'sdone. No, Patrick Swayze, she's
like the wind from uh from DirtyDancing. He sings in that, he
doesn't sing in it. He's onthe contrary, he's on the soundtrack.
(23:33):
I didn't know that. I don'tlike Dirty Dancing. I don't remember that
song it was. It was ait was a dramatic moment and Jennifer Gray's
but was so all right final one. You ready, I'm losing, dude,
I lose it every game on.This isn't a Jana's game, so
we're not keeping the score. Ilike that. You eighties the best horse
(24:14):
made eighties? Yes, we wordthese are hard? What is this?
(24:44):
What is this ship? That's EddieMurphy party all the time with fucking Rick
James, bitch from what that's EddieMurphy party all the time. Like Eddie
Murphy had an album. Oh butthat's not a movie. He's just a
movie stars singing a song that madethe charts. Oh, I didn't know
he made an album. He madea fucking album, bro comedy album.
(25:07):
No, well yeah he did thattoo. Yeah, but that's all I
know. I don't know I didn'tknow Hened. I didn't need him.
I've learned that you lack pop cultureeducation and I don't know how to film.
No, I knew Don Delaise waswas Tiger in the American Tale,
and you didn't. He's also Itchyfrom All Dogs Go to Heaven? Do
(25:29):
you know that? Okay? Iremember All Dogs Go to Heaven? But
American Tale fucking five came out whenI was like four, so I haven't
seen it since then. An amazingmovie. I fucking hate five O,
I hate sucks. No, shutup, shut up because Debbie does whatever?
What movie? Best? Little Roadhousefucking and Tell with Dolly Pardon and
(25:51):
Reynolds. It was probably like whatyear four? So you weren't even you
weren't even alive. It's you wereswallowed by Tiffany Gomes and with that we'll
be right back your moving. It'sa babe, babe with the power power
power voodoo you do mimy is thebaby a coupling baby? Well? I
(26:25):
saw my baby crying, Horner's babycry. What could I do? My
baby's love head gone there? Mybaby? By no than what kind of
manage spelled to use? Slide masnails, my buppy love fails, and
(26:55):
baby said pathmetic. Welcome back tothe stain Rover. I have learned that
my co host back sorely lacks popculture knowledge and it really disappoints me.
Not welcome back, but you,sir, have a segment on this show
(27:18):
every month. I want to quit, and we're going to talk about that
when we could talk about you quitting. That's fine. I already got my
nuts drained. We're we're totally good. What's do you not? You have
not said the time yet. We'regonna be fired anyways. What time is
it? Fourteen thirty four and sixdegrees celsius? Military? Now all of
a sudden, your brain, yourbrains get drained and you're all military.
(27:40):
Yes, yes, yes, Soyou have a segment, sir? What
is your segment? Not proud ofit. I'm not proud of it.
But it's over the line, theline, the world gone, cram I
(28:00):
the only one run here wrong.I keep prefacing, I'm not proud of
it. The word because you everhave those moments where you might or might
not have a boner due to somethingand you're not proud of it, Like
you're not proud of your boner,not because of size, but like why
you got the boner? And likeshould you get the boner? And are
(28:22):
you allowed to be attracted to it? So I mean, are you getting
what I'm sort of putting down rightnow? You have a boner for your
mother? No? Wow? No, that is creepy, that is weird.
You ever had a boner for yourown mom? No, but you
have? You have a boner foryour brother. No. Transsexual boobs are
(28:45):
over the line. And why thatis because they're made great, they're made
They're fake, right, they're madegreat, they're fake. They could look
nice. And when I see,like we've said, if we want to
look at boobies, right, welike boobs, we like boobies and soubies
this show. But I recently sawa pair of tranny knockers and I was
(29:06):
like yeah, and then everything elsehappened in the little video and I was
like, oh no. But Iwas like it was one of those remember
the scene in Grandma's Boy when he'scoming on tomb Raider and he's yelling,
oh no, oh no, comingon the guy's mom. I was going,
oh no, oh no, ohno, Well, looking at it,
(29:26):
that's terrible and I think they're overthe line how nice they are.
They're so good. Now, they'reso good. Let me let me explain,
let me let me elaborate on thisa little bit, because back several
months ago, okay, we're talkinglike, you know, beginning of the
year ish area, maybe beginning ofthe summer, I don't remember. Sometime
(29:47):
in that sometime in the first halfof the year, there was a whole
bunch of news articles that Joe Bidenand the White House were celebrating Pride Month
at the White House. And dude, there was a set of knockers,
Jesus Christ, Jacob, there wasa set of knockers that were amazing.
(30:07):
They were amazing, they were sowell done. And then I found out
that they're attached to a dude.Yeah, and I felt, so he's
already but shim. But here's thething. Okay, there's a lot of
women, well no, there's alot of women that are out there that
are envious of the incredible boob jobthat this sir had. And I think,
(30:29):
by all means that's fantastic. Ifthis person wants to have boobs,
they should have the absolute best boobsthat are out there. So I don't
think it's over the line. Ithink your attraction to dudes is over the
line. And I said it wasn'tattracted to dudes. I'm not attracted to
dudes. I like the titties though, Like it's like it's like listening to
(30:52):
Bill Clinton say he didn't inhale right, like I came, but I didn't
come. I did not come onthose fakes tranny titties. Those were not
the titties for me. I don'treally know how to respond to that.
So I guess we're just gonna goto another bridge. Vote vote blue,
motherfucker, get us more tranny tetes, big ol' titties on my friend Dan,
(31:26):
I've never seen a sea cup lookso good a man and at swimmer
boom putting on some suntellotion, greasingup those bad boys in a round about
(31:51):
motion. You know, Dan,he could win them when teacher contest ariels
like salami sausage nice swing to welcomeback in the stane rumor. So,
(32:14):
yeah, that was the over theline segment. I am I'm mad at
good tranny boobs. I'm mad atthem. I'm very mad. I just
I needed to continue part of thattopic because the word it hurts me.
It hurts me on the inside.It hurts me in the inner cockles,
deep down, lower cockles. Isyour Marianna trench? Totally? Just like
(32:38):
like feeling left out right now?What's my Marianna trench? I don't know
if that's the right word. Butit's like the deepest part of the ocean.
Yeah, I know that, butwow, what is it on me?
Your vagina? I don't have avagina because you have Marianna trench.
But that doesn't make any sense.It does to me. Well, that's
(33:00):
stupid, because here's the dumbest thingyou ever said the show. This is
the dumbest thing you ever said onthe show, the stoutest thing. How's
your your Marianna church? What's that? It's the deep star the ocean?
Yeah, I know? What isit? All be of a judd?
I don't have one. I knowthat's why you have a Marianna trick because
you're a good, good guy,because God gave you such a good old
dock. He'd give you like theworld's deepest china. And I feel like
(33:22):
that. I would be in inIndian culture, I would be known as
Long Hallway. I would be knownas as deep TP. That's I would
be because in Indian culture, I'mknown as hot Dog. Why are you
known as hot Dog? Because I'mlooking for allway I thought it was gonna
(33:45):
be I in Indian culture, you'recaught in candy bag. Bro Okay,
little arrow, What the fuck justhappened here? Oh my god? Back
to Mariana Trench? All right?What alright? What do you thinks down
in the Mariana Trench? Like?What do you think is down there?
(34:07):
I don't know, man, there'ssome weird looking to said my emotional tears.
There's there's some fucking some some rtarted fish down there, I'll tell
you that much. They got likeover bites and ship they got little little
little fucking lights that hang off theirhead. Do you think do you think
other animals like in places like likeif they were aliens down there, they're
like doing boob jobs on fish andship, like just fucking with this ecosystem
(34:30):
down there. I don't know.They probably have like one dude who's got
a podcasts beating off the tranny tits. Though, Hey, at least it
wasn't big Knicks Cities. Then Iwould have really regretted my life. I
don't know Big Nick's got a greatrack. Dude, No, no,
no, you can't do that.I like you. You're over the line,
(34:53):
Jacob. And with that, I'mgoing to introduce my discharge of the
month, dony line. It unfun here's our motherfucking discharge of the month.
(35:15):
Leave it to be where to bringback the seriousness, Because there was
an issue that happened this week.It was funny, and I was pissed.
I was all screaming at the topof my lungs. I sounded like
Jake the Hater, but I personallyhad titties. I was sound like any
version training version version of Jake theHamer. I got so mad because Monday
(35:42):
morning, before eight o'clock, misterPresident decided that he needed to go to
the airport from his vacation residence inLake Tahoe and disrupt the entire flow of
traffic in my small little community tothe point that when I had to travel
four miles miles four miles, Jacob, it took me forty five minutes to
(36:07):
travel two miles, and on topof that, turning around it lasted even
longer. It took over an hourfor me to go four miles. Not
only did it take over an hour, it took an hour and forty minutes
to get to the appointment that Iwas an hour and a half late to.
It was ridiculous. And so here'swhy to come while on cocaine.
(36:30):
I've never done that. But here'smy complaint. My complaint is is that
a man who has never had areal job in his goddamn life decided to
disrupt a small community of people sohe can go have burnt Hawaiian pizza in
a place that doesn't deserve him,and it pissed me off. I okay,
(36:50):
I'm just gonna be he is thedischarge of the month. But I
love the phone call I got fromyou because I was walking and put you
on speaker phone and could not stoplaughing, and my wife even heard,
and after you got off phone wentis he trying to mimic you? Because
you were doing a very good jobof being a hater? But I agree
with you, piece of shit,and I think, don't discharge. I
(37:15):
don't really have a bigger elaboration onthat, but my hatred stems deep for
him, very deep that I thinkif I had a conversation with him.
He would be lost in it andthen think we were friends. In the
end, he would delve into yourMariana trench. Fuck you, Biden.
You are the discharge of the month, and that is our discharge of the
(37:52):
month. Welcome back into the finalpart, final final part of the Stane
Roover. Thank you everybody who wasstuck around because it's fifteen clock and two
degrees. I don't fucking care.Uh fuck you, Jannis, fire me.
This whole studio sucks. B wordsin love. He had a woman
swallow his kids. I looked atTranny's and Biden can suck our dicks?
(38:13):
Bword. I I thought it wasa good episode. I I'm very unproud
of myself after this whole episode.Do you just generally when you beat off
to porn after you come do youthink do you look at the porn screen
and you be like you dirty slut, like you're just this fucking terrible individual?
Or do you do you just fillyourself with regret? No? Neither.
(38:37):
I just come on the floor andwalk off, like what are you?
Are you supposed to have feelings afterthat? I don't know, like
do you have feelings? No?I just turn off the iPad, right,
So so why what what what happenedto you tonight? What happened to
you? I have a marry ona trench. You want to talk about
crying after masturbating? Like, No, I found her, No, I
(38:58):
found her. Oh, I knowwhat you're doing. I know what he's
doing. Fans, He's trying tomake him see himself seem self right,
It's like, you know, II feel bad for the girl in the
video, like she had a harddad life. I can fix you.
Oh my god, shut off.I can No, you can't. Can't,
No, you can't. I can'tknow you can You know what I'm
(39:20):
gonna do. You know what I'mgonna do. I'm gonna go on that
elevator. I don't wanna fuck her, and then you can deal with her
Mary on a trench latter. Thereyou go. Good luck being a hot
dog again, boy, go downthe hallway. There you go. Yeah,
welcome, welcome around to motherfucker.And that's all for the standing Rover
this month. Baby b A BA B A B. Yeah, that's
all. Folks. Piss off.
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