S16E3: Amen to Aliens, Churchy S2 trailer and Alien Earth episode 1 & 2 Breakdown

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There it is.

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Sold.
Hey, second in command.
Let's get this thing going.
Let's rock.
Hi.
What's going on?
What's happening?
Not much.
I'm having a.
Whatever it is you'redrinking, I think I want it.
It's enough to keep my nerves settled.
The girl.
The girl's been a little bit.
A little bit down bad.
A little bit down bad this morning.
It's good.

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It's.
It's.
I'm all right.
I'm all right.
No, I'm all right.
I am all right.
I am all right.
Okay.
Yeah, look, so look, there's.
Look, I have to check on my crew.
Like, my crew checks on me.
We check on each other.
Hell, had to make some grownup decisions today.
And.
Oh, yeah, they forgot to tellus about grown up decisions when

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we were children.
They just said, oh, you'regonna regret it.
I'm like, well, tell us how tostop it.
Just.
Just.
Just know that there are some emergency.
Emergency.
What is it?
Parachutes that are out thereand, you know, sometimes you got
to pull them.
That is what it is.
Mayhem.

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The chaos demon.
Also.
Also the producer of the show.
What's happening, my guy?
Yeah, getting to this backlight.
Boy.
I flipped mine on.
Wait, wait.
You got a new camera, too?
What's going on?
You look a little smooth.
Smoother.

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Little deaf over the weekend.
Rejuvenation.
I don't like that.
Isn't it great when you getsick, you lose like two or three
pounds.
You just.
Everything, man.
I lost it all in cheekbones.
Look at that.
It's giving Angela.
Yeah, it's giving Angela Okay.

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Oh, my God.
Our very own Shepherd Book ofthe crew.
Maybe Martel's in the book.
Oh, hey, y'.
All.
Sorry, sorry.
I'm getting an argument with somebody.
Listen, we gonna get the shirtwhen it's time, okay?
Go back to your room.
Don't, don't.
Oh, no, we're not gonna bringLady Mandalore to this.
She's wearing the proper attire.
And you.

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You mad because she got ashirt and you.
Did I buy my own clothes?
I don't know what you talkingabout, sir.
I don't even understand.
I don't listen to him no more.
You know, I can see madbecause I took him off the microphone.
So, you know, I guess I'mputting you right back where you
belong, sir.
Well, I mean nearby, so.
I mean, why not?
I am fine.
Sometimes you gotta add alittle comedy to it.

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What's going on, you sexy beast?
Ah, not much, man.
It's.
It's Tuesday.
It's Tuesday.
And.
And like, like Lady Mandalosaand grown up stuff.
We are four days from AtlanticComic Con.
So, yeah, shout out to Duronflood over there for Atlanta Comic
Con.
He's.
He looks like he's putting onan amazing con this year.

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He's got Grits and Eggspodcast coming through, which I.
When I found out, I was like, God.
God, I wanted to be there.
That.
That is one I definitely wanted.
I'm.
I've been hit.
The Grits and Eggs podcast.
Shout out to Deontay Cow.
They are doing some great workover there.
I just listened to a showtoday where he did with Kev on stage,

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which I'm at work cracking up.
So.
We got cosplay royalty comingthis year.
We've got intellectuals, we'vegot black creators.
It's gonna be phenomenal.
And showcase gonna be with me.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Right.
Our very own show, Qualls inthe building.
Hey, Lizzie, what's going on?

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Our very.
Our Tony chopper of the crew.
She, as, as many say, theBeast, bow to knee to her.
Her.
Her impromptu Airbnb will beready for her arrival on Friday.
There's impromptu bnb?
I'm not an Airbnb.
Mine is an impromptu bnb.
So.
Okay, that's the safe house,if you.

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Will, because the way thingshave been.
Going lately in this country.
Underground railroad station.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Need to rise.
I'm telling you, I don't knowwhat the hell's going on in Texas,
but they need to get it together.
Get together.

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But.
But they.
They're.
They.
I will shout out to The.
The.
All the democratic entitiesthat are handling their business
and standing their ground.
Fight Gavin Newsom.
Fight.
Be petty.
Just be petty.
I'm.
I'm here for the petty.
Be petty.
Especially the Congress ladywho said, I'm not signing permission.
Snip.
I'm staying right here,blanket and pillow, and I'm taking

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a nap.
But tell you what, Texas, y'.
All.
Y' all keep pissing off the queens.
It's.
It's not gonna work out for y'.
All.
I just.
I just need.
I need them people in Texas toactually storm the castle at this
point, because this is insane.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's the wildest thing I'veever seen.

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In other news, a rumor hasbeen sparking up again over in the
DC Universe.
You know, Peacemaker premieresnext week.
Yeah, next week.
Next week.
Yeah, next.
Next year.
21St, I want to say.
21st.
Yeah, 21st.
And one of the news.

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One of the rumors which I'mactually okay with is about Booster
Gold.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I don't want to hear it.
No, it's the rumor.
No, it's the rumor of whomthey have, and I'm just like, wow,

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I kind of love it.
I kind of like it.
Okay.
I am un la la la.
Because I want to know.
So Kamal Nujani is.
Is rumored.
It's rumored.
It could be a rumor.
Let me know when the.
Let me know when y' all aredone saying what you saying.

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Just give me.
Give me two fingers.
And he's.
He's been in close talks withBig Jim Gunn lately, and he could
very much be our next Loose Gold.
Rumored.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
And considering the fact that how.
We've seen him in otherprojects that he's been in, it's

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kind of a good fit.
I.
Okay, I'm.
I'm interested.
I'm interested.
Same.
Same.
I mean, he strikes me as thekind of opportunity.
Look, if you've seen.
If you've seen Obi Wan, wherehe was.
He played like he was a Jedi.
I'm like, this is givingBooster Gold.

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It's giving Booster.
Can we take her.
Can we take her out of theisolation booth right now?
Because she is doing them.
Oh, she's in.
She's in the Hollow room.
She's fine.
She listening to K Pop right now.
That's why.
All right.
Yeah.
By the way, K Pop Demon Hunters.
Great watch.
Phenomenal theaters this weekend.

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Great watch.
Going back to the theateruntil Demon Slayer Infinity Castle
comes to the theater.
And that's next month.
Let's Go.
I don't know why.
Lizzy.
This.
This phrase.
I just basked her.
Your finest.

(12:37):
This phrase has been runningrampant within the past two months
on my timelines.
Yes.
I'll take it because for somereason it makes me laugh just as
much as I hear the word labubu.
It just.
And you.
You kind of have to say, I begyour finest pardon.
You gotta have a little.

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Huh?
It happens in the mostinopportune places.
What is your finest spell movement?
Yes, I hear it in Dr. Umar's voice.
Pardon me.
You gotta.
You gotta close in on thecamera when he does.
Right.

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I beg your finest pardon.
You're right.
Show quote.
The boo boos are stupid at this.
Oh, they were insane in SanDiego, let me tell you.
I heard more screaming comingfrom that end of the convention center
than anything else on theother side.
They.
They made Funko look quiet.

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Oh my God.
So as I mentioned earlier, I was.
I was listening to Grits andEggs podcast and Kevin Stage was
the guest and he just.
He also has season two ofChurchy premiering this month.
This month?
Next.
I think that's next week, ifI'm not mistaken.

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Yeah, I'll be busy.
Yeah, yeah, I believe.
I believe.
I believe this.
Everything's on the 21st.
We're going to check out thisseason two trailer for Churchy right
now.
Pastor, we have a few questions.
What is this?

(14:28):
How long have you and yourfiance been in a polyamorous relationship?
Polyamorous relationship?
What?
Is it true that you stalltense from Lubbock's homeless for
use of the church's 50th anniversary?
What are you talking about?
This is clearly just anorganized smear campaign against
a good man.
Good man.
A black man.
Black man.
Pastor Corey Carr, Bethlehem Temple.

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We are celebrating 50 years asa church.
What better place to findunion than.
In the house of God?
Lord, give me the shadowstrength not to rip this man's head
over his body.
Forgive me, Father 5s boy, ifyou don't leave me alone.

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Now.
Why did y' all go and put.
That lace front on that boy?
It is my understanding thatyour church.
Is at risk of being demolishedfirst thing tomorrow morning.
We need ideas to increase the membership.
Why don't I become acontestant on the Price is Right?

(15:38):
Sounds like a job.
But a reverend rescuer and a sidekick?
Minister of mayhem?
Okay, you're not a minister at all.
These politicians aren't gonnacome to this church and save us on
prayers alone.
Y' all heard it first right here.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He leaves than a Jezebel's heels.
Lord have mercy.

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Stop.
Amen to that.
Stop.
I need.
I need Carl Jones to make anappearance somehow.
Just a little.
Just for like five seconds.
Just.
Just to.
Just to throw a little stankon it.

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Oh.
With some thugnificent.
Just like a little.
A little bit.
A little bit.
I'm sorry.
Lace fronts around, I guess everybody.
You're muted.
Oh, my.
Nicole, say here we are complete.
Oh, man.
I'm sorry, but just watchinghim in a lace front that's crooked,
no less.
Supposed to be.
I want to be perfect.

(16:41):
It's gotta have that tiltbecause, you know, they don't always
do it right.
Like it's a fitted.
That was absolutely preposterous.
It's almost like the unit onand then put Beijing in the unit.
Like, it looked.

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Beijing.
Like all of it was just like.
I'm like, it's too much.
The finest.
Pardon.
That was the finest of partsthat needed.
Put your whole oodles andnoodles pack.
In and don't break them up.

(17:23):
They look like they juststretch them out and just.
Like soy sauce pasta.
Dark soy.
Dark soy.
Gotta soak it in dark soy soit looks real.
And I'm like, no.

(17:47):
Oh, my God.
That is on my watch list.
I'm sorry, but that's justgonna be on my watch list for that.
Let's put the headline alone.
Girl.
Girl.
No.
Why was that oxtail?
She said why?
You said, why was it walking?

(18:07):
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God.
No.
That looks.
If you've seen the firstseason of Church, it's hilarious.
It's definitely something Ineed to give it a re the last two
episodes rewatch.
A lot of our favorites was in.
In that last season.
Roxy Hayes was one of them,trying out for the choir with her
ukulele skills.

(18:30):
So shout out to Roxy Hayes.
I hope she's doing well and.
But yeah, he's.
He got the old thing.
Just.
Just real quick.
She got a she.
Because I just remember she'sgot a gofundme to help her with her.
Yeah, it's a thyroid.
Thyroid surgery.

(18:50):
Please help that girl.
If.
If y' all can go to gofundmelook for Roxy Hayes.
If you can donate, please do.
A little bit is a lot becausea dollar is better than.
Than nothing at this point.
So you'd be something.
But she need more.
Yeah.
Let's face it.
Let's face it.
These days and times when you need.

(19:12):
Each other the most, if youcan't contribute, share it and just,
just give it the traction thatit needs.
Because some of y' all got the platform.
Yes, so do that.
So it's definitely,definitely, definitely giving.
Here we go.
Here we See if I can get thatup there.
All right.

(19:33):
Look at you on it.
Look.
Hey, easy.
This is what happens when yougive him the good lighting in the
camera.
And now he wants to do stuff.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me get that link up there.
And here we go.
There we go.
So there, there's the RoxyHayes GoFundMe right there.

(19:54):
If you can go check it out.
I'll put that in the chat.
It's when the.
The special chat as well.
Because, you know, the people.
The people, of course, peopleneed to know.
So here it is.
But, yeah, go, go help out ifyou can.
You know, she's.
She's one of us.
She's one of us, you know, andwe like what she puts out there.
And she's a wild card, but a sweetheart.

(20:16):
Absolutely sweetheart.
Yeah.
Absolute sweetheart.
So we, you know, as you know,we are talking about predator or
not predator balance, but weare talking about predator balance,
but Alien Earth, whichpremiered their first two episodes
last Tuesday on Hulu and fx.
But you can't talk about alienwithout talking about predator.

(20:41):
And I can't imagine a worldwhere you are living with cyborgs
since humanoids.
Hybrids.
Hybrids.
Hybrids and predators thatlike to show up from time to time.
And alien species.
That is a lot going on.

(21:02):
However, that's the world welive in now.
What are you talking.
Probably.
It's probably better than whatwe're dealing with right now.
So that's the world we live in now.
Just question.
Where you going?
I'm going to work.
And I am coming home.
You're a synthetic, aren't you?
Come here.
Oh, Lord.
No other way to go.

(21:23):
But yeah, we're gonna.
Here's Predator Badlands.
We're gonna check that out.
That comes out in the placefirst fall, I want to say.
So here's that.
Oh, no, wait.
Oh, wait.
Why the hell is this out the.

(21:48):
So this is your first hunt and.
You'Ve come to the mostdangerous planet in the universe.

(22:21):
You're after a creature thatcan't be killed.
The definitive apex predators.
I could help you.
Well, good luck with your journey.

(22:48):
Here.
You're not predator.
You're the prey.

(23:19):
We might not be alone in this hunt.
Yeah, that's got my money, too.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Never thought I would see apredator in a simp.
In a team up.

(23:41):
That's a different dynamic.
I'm with it.
And a smart ass sent to that.
Got a personality on that one.
She's got a mouth on her.
I think Safari said it right.
Go go Gadget blonde savior.
Well, you see, he had her bythe collar and just like.
Yeah.
You ain't hit one.

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Dropped her right, right down there.
So y.
Yeah.
Not good luck with your journey.
As if it's going to be a dandyone, right?
It's gonna be.
Yeah.
Definitely.
Definitely.
Most Predator series are.

(24:24):
They've gotten like much, muchbetter really since Prey, which was
surprising.
That was a great run.
But movie, by the way, thatthey did not know unless you watched
it was a Predator film onceyou get into it.

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Oh, this was pleasant.
I could use more of this.
Oh, my goodness.
This is pleasant.
I could use more of this.
This is nice.
You know, Tafari is unleashedtonight, y'.
All.
What the goose stereo.
What the hell?
No, he's serious.
Like, he's serious.
Shout out to Michael Yuandefrom 9B Collective who was the artist

(25:09):
on the latest Predator, theanimated series that's on Hulu right
now.
And there were killer of killers.
Yeah.
And it.
There were two extra.
There was an extra scene addedjust recently at the end.
So answer some questions aboutsome past people.

(25:31):
Definitely something to look at.
Definitely.
So I liked it.
So we're gonna take a quick break.
We're gonna come back.
We're gonna talk about Alien Earth.
The first two episodes ofAlien Earth.
It's a lot to break down.
It's a lot to break down.

(25:51):
And it's not so much questions.
This is like.
He's fun.
Yeah.
So I. I'm.
I am way past the word interested.
So.
We'll be right back.
Talk about Alien Earth.
Stay tuned.

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(28:06):
All right.
No.
Give us the singing.
The intro to this.
Sing your song, girl.
Sing your song.
It's shout out to the paradox.
Yes.
Alien Earth episode one, whichis called Neverland.
Yes.

(28:26):
The fan episode one was called Neverland.
And you find out there arethree different species you know
of cybernetics, hybrids and synthesis.
We're.
We're always.
We've been familiar with sincefor quite a while in the Alien franchise.

(28:50):
But now we are getting.
Unless you're reading like alot of the comics or something like
that or any other.
Other media that they have.
We are now getting introducedto cyborgs and humanoids or hybrids.
Hybrids.
And there's a lot to.
There's a lot to digest therebecause the.

(29:10):
The main.
One of the main characters who.
Who is sick.
She's what, like 12?
Sick and dying.
Yeah, she's like about 12.
Yeah.
Somewhere in that preteenish age.
And she has a.
Apparently an aggressive formof cancer.
And she's dying.
And the Whelan is ran.

(29:34):
Is that wheeling?
Yeah.
No, no, that's Prodigy.
That's Prodigy.
Yeah.
Prodigy, which is ran by.
Boy Cavalier.
Yeah, Boy Cavalier.
That's what you got a Boy Cavalier.
A teenaged billionaire, by theway, like y'.
All.
I know y' all put so much intothe production.

(29:56):
That name, though.
He probably gave it to himselfbecause he's the youngest trillionaire
in this universe.
Yeah.
But they managed to take herconsciousness and put it inside of
us.
Like a synth body type grown.
A grown adult type body.

(30:18):
But still having the mindsetthat she had before.
Still cling to.
To her past.
Still secretly watching overher brother who her brother thinks
she's passed on or was toldshe was passed on.
And just her.
It's kind of like her growinginto herself, I guess you could say,

(30:41):
and actually going beyondexpectations because they think she
shouldn't have a mo.
By design.
She shouldn't have emotionsand certain things like that.
However, she's proving alittle bit different.
I wouldn't say they stupid.
First of all.
Let's start there.

(31:02):
On what planet do you think ahuman mind is still not going to
learn based off of experience?
You don't necessarily.
Have you seen narcissists?
Have you not seen a narcissist?
They.
They are very much detachedfrom human emotion and still learn
how to manipulate people andtheir environment around them.

(31:24):
You just made in ImmortalNarcissist is what you did.
Congratulations.
Isn't it how it always works?
Go ahead, ma'.
Am.
I really wanted to start withBoy Cavalier because as Kira already

(31:46):
said, what a name.
Because he had to give it to himself.
Right?
Because there's.
There's a zero percent chancethat you grew life inside your body.
Nine plus months and the bestyou came up with was boy.

(32:06):
Like that's if.
If he's a genius.
He didn't get none from his parents.
It came from anothergeneration because boy is a white
racist word and crazy.
God.

(32:27):
Okay, my.
My thoughts on the name isprobably that, you know, he's in
his I'm smarter than theaverage bear type of bag where he's
trying to be like, I'm just aboy and I'm so smart.
So I'm going to name myselfBoy Cavalier.
I'm assuming, because I'm not.
I'm 100 sure a parent didn'tgive it to him.
Oh, he.

(32:48):
He definitely like, likeMayhem, said he.
I feel like he gave that to himself.
There's no way adults called him.
We shall call him Boy Cavalier.
No.
Also definitely knows severalmartial arts.
Like I just did.
0% chance he didn't get hisbutt whooped every day.

(33:08):
Being called Boy Cavalier.
That is prime bully territory.
Like, he showed up and theywas just like, you.
You already know what it is.
Just walk into the fist, son.
Like we don't.
Know your name is Thud.
Okay.
That's how it sounds.
No.
No questions asked.
No questions asked.

(33:29):
Now that I think about it, youknow, we do live in a world where
people will name theirdaughter Kaylee with six Y's, an
H and E and I G. Notnecessarily all in that order, you
know.
Also Apple.
Let's not forget Apple.
Yeah, whatever.
Barcode.
Not.
Not everyone has the presenceof mind to name their kid a cool

(33:50):
name.
Like Nicholas Cage named hiskid Kalao.
But okay, I don't know.
I'll accept it because it'sbetter than naming your kid.
Should have called him BarryAllen Cage.
There you go.
So, yeah, that clown does it.

(34:20):
See?
Exactly.
What said Mayhem?
What you just said private chat.
The one I don't have access.
I was just saying Elon's son'sname is like ampersand, exclamation
point, question mark.
QX36.
Seven.

(34:44):
The third.
I don't know.
But.
What.
Sorry, Boy Cavalier is.
Is.
He's a freak.
Because the second.
The second Peter Pan is a partof your aesthetic mystique thought
processes.

(35:04):
You are off.
Something is wrong with youwatch list.
Because Peter Pan is.
Is.
I don't.
I can't.
I can't vibe with it.
So this being calledNeverland, the girl choosing to call
herself Wendy, they watching the.
The Disney Channel on the.
The giant thing before theytransfer consciousness.

(35:25):
I was like, nah, nah, nah, nah.
This nigga's evil assinfulness upon us.
Wow.
I mean, him.
He.
It's a.
Is a.
There's a Peter Pan complex.
There's a boy who doesn't wantto grow up.
And in the sense, why all.

(35:47):
While all these.
These humanoids or hybrids arerunning about, they Essentially can't
grow.
Despite them being in adult bodies.
Their mindset will be children.
I don't the thing.
Will they even progress mind wise?

(36:08):
That's the question.
Very.
I think the possibilities for.
Go ahead.
The possibilities for them tolike mentally age.
But.
And that's such a. I don'tknow even Wendy.
Even with Wendy.
Go ahead.

(36:29):
They're.
They're computers.
They're still computers.
You take in information, youprocess it and then.
And you adapt accordingly.
So you just have that.
But hopefully with the abilityto improvise on the fly like children
that have no filter do.

(36:52):
And, and you, you still growfrom that.
You still gain experience, youstill learn from your mistakes and
you process it.
These kids have not gottencaught up in any real yet except
for.
Oh girl, Wendy.
She's.
She's been testing the systemand seeing what her limits are.
You see her out on themountain, just climbing up on.

(37:14):
And just like girl, you just gonna.
You just gonna.
This whole brand new body.
You jumping off of that clifflike that with no problem.
She has done.
She's tested that.
She's seen how far she can go.
She feels comfortable enoughto do that.
So a thousand percent.
It's.
It's learning.
And she, she takes on thatWendy Persona as if you raise your

(37:37):
hand if you've never seenPeter Pan.
But Wendy was.
Wendy and Peter tend to be theoldest of the group, but Peter just
act younger.
But Wendy was the mother figure.
Yes, she was a mother figure.
So when she asked the othersick children or disabled children
before they get their newbodies, she has that whole not even

(37:58):
so much a motherly figure, butlike a big sister type of figure
to kind of work with them andhelp them.
She's like, I, I'm going to beguiding you.
So it's like big sister motherfigure type of vibe.
And like they.
And she's.
Even now she still is thatfigure because of what happens later

(38:20):
on in like an episode too.
But she has that confidence level.
She's like, I've done things,I know what I can do.
Plus some stuff they don'tknow that I can do.
And so like.
And she's like learning onlike doing things like they knew
she was watching her brother.

(38:40):
Another, another point to allthis is the timeline she's at.
It's been at least 10, 15years since all of this started because
the flashbacks with the brother.
What's up, Trey?
According to.
What up bro?
What's up sir?
What up?
No, she basically was with him.

(39:04):
They were similar in age.
I want to say maybe two orthree years apart when you see her
flashbacks.
Yeah, he's a, he's a grown assman in the military.
So he's at minimum, what, inhis 20s because he's trying to get
out.
So that's what.
At least if we're stickingwith the same world scenario, it's
at least four.

(39:25):
Four years maybe in the military.
Yeah, if you're, if you're nottrying to do a long term.
Yeah, so he's what, 22ish inthat range.
So.
Yeah, they've been apart forat least.
Yeah, I was gonna say wellover a decade.
Yeah, definitely well over a decade.

(39:45):
So she's been in this bodytesting for a decade, watching him,
learning from him and whathe's probably been doing for a decade.
She's.
Yeah, they gotta, they got a problem.
Yeah, problem for, for facts.
There are issues.

(40:06):
Yeah.
What do you, what do you think?
Maybe.
It'S like watching a train wreck.
You know, you want to seewhere it goes.
The big word for me in thiswhole thing is evolution.
And I want to see where it goes.
I can point out and pick ifthis one's going to do this, this

(40:28):
one.
I said, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's see where this ridetakes us.
And I think from there, asthat story progresses and we start
seeing them become more intowho they are, we're going to see
a whole new flower bloom andit's gonna be fun.
Here's, here's another thing.
Timothy Oliphant, who's sortof like their field leader, I guess.

(40:53):
I.
It's not until you realizewhere he, like later in episode two
you realize, oh, he's in hybrid.
You don't.
Because there's no, no shown.
Nothing showing.
No, no mention of it.
You're just thinking he'sbattle tested and just.
There's no.

(41:15):
I'm just, I'm having an epiphany.
How old is he?
Huh?
He's a straight sense.
He's a straight sense.
But he had to have his body,it put in.
Wait, a synth or a hybrid?
He's not a hybrid.
Yeah, he's a synth.
See, and there's.
But there was no, there was nomention of it.

(41:36):
I don't recall.
Not up until a certain point.
Because all, all, you know, itwas, there were scenes where he was
talking to Wendy and talkingto the.
I, I guess you can call her,she was a therapist or whatever and
just that was it.
And he was always like this,that was his pose.

(41:57):
Every, every single time youseen him, hands crossed at his side,
whatever, stoic,straightforward, to the point, mission
objective only.
That was it.
Yeah.
You know nothing of what, evenby what whoopty standards, nothing
synth related.
Because you kind of pick out,over the years of watching various

(42:19):
alien properties, you can.
You kind of figure out, okay,which one's the scent.
It's.
There's always a synth involved.
You just got to find out which one.
It also seems high key.
Resentful of the hybrids.
Yes.
He does not like them.
He doesn't care for organics.

(42:39):
He feels that the scent is the future.
He's like all these people.
Yeah.
Completely composed.
Yes.
So Wendy's brother, who is amedic and like Lady Mandalasaur is.
Is said is definitely tryingto get out of service.

(43:03):
You could tell the camp he'swith, he hasn't been with them long.
However, he knows what he'sdoing when it comes down to it.
But as far as, like, hisfellow soldiers, like, never had
a weapon, or at least you'venever seen him hold a weapon.
He's not holding the weaponcurrently, but they.

(43:26):
They're giving him a hard time.
It's like he just gottransferred there.
They're giving him a hard time.
You know, these are.
These are people that's beenin battle, they seen some stuff,
they handle business, they'vebeen in missions.
And then you got this one guy,we got to protect this club, this
clutch, you know, like, well,if you gotta do a search and rescue,

(43:46):
because for a hot second.
And I hate that they did thisbecause there are two black men in
this show that due to theirwhole makeup, I thought it was the
same damn guy.
No, Christopher.
No, seriously, Mr. Christopher Fury.
No, no, I'm dead serious.

(44:08):
I was just.
I was distracted.
That's why I was just like,hold on.
But it wasn't until.
Because the way they wererunning their timelines, and I was
like, wait a minute.
Because I didn't watch thefirst episode in its entirety.
The first round.
Call out, bro.
Not the entire birth certificate.
Call out my.

(44:29):
Because that's what.
I watched the first half on myphone, watching the rest of it on
television.
That's why.
So it wasn't until.
Yeah, it wasn't until Iactually sat down and watched it
undisturbed.
I'm like, oh, no, that's notthe same guy.
Because they're calling oneSmee now.
The one that's on the ship.
That bastard was cold hearted.

(44:55):
He's on mission.
He's on mission.
I'm not gonna take that from him.
He's on task.
You can't say he ain't gettingthe job done.
He's here to do one job.
Bring the big chicken home.
That's all he said.
He.
He said.
What did he say?
He said, crew is dead.
He said the crew is dead.

(45:15):
Several of the species arestill intact, but one is loose.
The one you don't want loose.
None of them bamas.
None of them.
You don't want none of them loose.
But the one that's.
You don't want none of themout, but the one that's out is the
one you really don't want out.

(45:41):
I'm like, I don't know.
Because I don't know if I wantthe space leech.
Yo.
That's that.
If anything in the Alienfranchise made me uncomfortable,
homie be handcuffed, unable tomove, and that thing just sort of.

(46:05):
Look, all you could do was just.
No, but why he was on.
Why the ship was getting ready.
It was.
It was on its way for impact.
It was headed early.
It was crashing that.
He wasn't even trying to avoid it.
He was just like, I'm just gonna.
I don't care where this thingcrashed as long as everything else

(46:26):
is intact.
I'm not worried about the onethat's loose right now.
I worry about it.
When we get the ground.
That'Ll be your problem.
Y' all can clean it up.
That's not my problem.
Once I get it, I brought it to you.
It's on your doorstep.
If it gets away, hey, youshould open.

(46:47):
And.
And that was.
I sat there and I said, of allthe species, because we at that time,
we didn't see what the otherspecies were.
We just figured, okay, you gotyour regular alien, Then you got
the face hugger.
We don't know what else.
Because they kept saying itwas five different species.
So we didn't know what theother three were.
And the one that is loose isthe main alien.

(47:09):
And you're just like.
Yeah.
I'm getting there in skate pod too.
Just scooch.
Which seat is mine?
Which sees my.
Oh, the only seat is mine.
Okay.
Because he didn't waste time.
He didn't waste time.
He was like, the bay doorswere closed.

(47:30):
He contacted his superiors.
He said, impacted.
The was saying the impact imminent.
It was counting down.
He was like, all right, let meget snuggled into the.
Where the black box is at.
So he left Shorty in the.
In the hallway.
He's like, oh, no, save you.

(47:52):
No, no, You've seen theseother movies.
That's not how it works.
That's not how this works.
And crash lands not in the field.
Because even Tavare said, whydidn't they crash in the field?
Like he didn't care about that.
A field?
No, he's trying to get back to base.
You got a job to do.
And they crashed into a wholeapartment complex.

(48:14):
Oh, what fun.
Oh, what fun.
You took a problem and made it worse.
That's what you did.
Expand on this square thatwe're all in.
Let's do that.
So that leads us to episodetwo, which is called Mr. October.

(48:36):
Wait, can we go back toepisode one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
With I forgot what heroriginal name is.
But the little girl, when shewas in her real body, Marcy.
There you go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wendy was Marcy.
Yeah.
Yes.

(48:57):
When they're at the terrariumwith the scorpion in the bull.
Sets up the whole series for me.
The whole series?
I mean, from Predator, FromAlien, movie.
1 All the Way up until now.
Sets up the whole series.
What you want to do with thatscorpion baby?

(49:17):
What you want me to do?
What you let me know what.
What kind of program you're on.
So I know long term.
How you gonna feel about thiswhole thing?
This is.
This show.
It's crazy.
I.
So here's the thing.
The last.
I want to say what?
Two alien projects have beenreally good.

(49:44):
Really, really good.
I don't scare easy, and Idon't get jump scares easy.
But that last movie, I said,yo, whoa, wait.
Did I get spooked?
It wasn't so much a spook, itwas just a complete.
Because it's a space where,you know what this.
You know, it's going to besome kind of jump out.

(50:06):
But there was a.
There was like at least twomoments where you're just like, yo,
hold on.
Like, when all the facehuggers got loose.
Right?
Oh, y' all roll credits.
Thank you for coming.
God, blessing.
Good night.
They jumped on the Asian girl,and I was just like, she gone.

(50:30):
They jumped on that girl and.
And got to doing this thing,and I'm like, it's a rap.
All I can say.
You in danger, girl.
Sorrows, Sorrows.
It was nothing else to talk about.

(50:51):
Oh, my.
It's like, we gotta help her.
I'm.
No, she done.
She's done.
I do like the fact that thehybrids were named after the Lost
Boys.
Yes.
Which in itself isforeshadowing, too, because.
They named the brother Smee.
Why did they have to name thebrother Smee?

(51:14):
Is Smee was a pirate who was Abit dopey.
And he served under hook, sothat should give you foreshadowing,
too.
Just.
Just more creepiness.
Oh, wait, I'm thinking of theLost Boys.
The vampire movie.
Never mind.
Oh, my gosh.
Under underrated film, by the way.
But the cult class.
Oh, my God.

(51:35):
Oh, no.
Open that back up.
Open it back up.
Just.
Just accept this.
I. I apologize.
Please don't stone me.
I'm very sorry if I'm still marshmallows.
And thud.
I'm at you.
He's like, what are you doing?
No.
So.
So we see.
We see in the second episode.

(51:55):
It's become a search andrescue mission.
And this is where Wendy'sbrother, or Marcy's brother, Marcy.
Wendy, Joe can really.
Like.
He.
Like I said, he knows whathe's doing.
He knows his job.
Like, he doesn't flinch.
Like, build the building.
Buildings are crashed into.

(52:17):
People are hurt or dead or dying.
He goes right into action.
He knows exactly what he's doing.
He's.
He doesn't shy away from.
There's debris falling, stuff going.
He's not freaked out by noneof it.
No, he.
He knows his job.
And I'm like, all right,there's one thing you can say.
This kid knows what he's doing.
Why.

(52:37):
Why his.
Why his soldiers and all hisbrothers in arms.
Excuse me.
Are giving him problems?
Are they giving him problems?
They were in.
They were giving them a hardtime in the beginning, before they
got there.
Before.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, they were givingthem a hard time before they got.
I feel like that's justregular old joshing amongst the fellas.

(52:59):
He's not a joshing fella.
He's just like, I don't wantto do this.
This is.
This is not my thing.
Like, I've seen in so manymilitary movies.
That's.
Son, I'm not the least bit impressed.
So why.
Everybody else is, like,trying to figure stuff out.
He's just like, get thisperson over here.
He's calling people in.
He's telling them what to do.

(53:20):
He's doing the job.
He's been there.
What does it.
Get the white tape out.
Get the white.
Yeah, get the white.
He's like.
He doesn't flinch in the slightest.
Okay, now what?
And this is where.
Now here's the thing.
The ship belongs to Wayland, right?
The buildings belong to Prodigy.

(53:41):
The whole city belongs.
Yeah, the whole city belongsto Prodigy, and Prodigy is who sends
their search and rescue in.
And what does Boy Cavalier want?
You know, he's talking to theCEO over at Whelan.
And she's like, that's gonnapiss her off.
Right?
Let's.
Let's go.
Let's go hook up some.

(54:02):
Let's go get some parts of.
Oh, that's a whaling ship.
Let's see what's over there.
He is the youngest trillionaire.
He's gonna.
He's gonna push.
He's gonna use that power.
Yeah, I really want that cargoon that ship.
That.
That's very good, sir.
Look, the way he said that, it.
Me and my wife both was like,yeah, he.

(54:23):
He gonna change his mindreally quick.
If I just chip off the butler part.
Killed me.
He's like, very, very wise ofyou, sir.
I'm like, are you a companyman to the end, huh?
That's how butlers are.
I feel like this, this, thiswhole series is going to be.
The theme is going to bewhatever happened to Prodigy?

(54:46):
Exactly.
Because I was like, probably.
I was like, who's Prodigy?
Like.
Years.
The funny part about Prodigy,the only time I ever heard them mentioned
was on the first Alien movie.
The only time I've ever hearda mention.
See, now I'm.
I'm tempted to go back just tofind out what year that one took

(55:07):
place.
This one, I think the originalfilm, like in.
In Universe is set two yearsafter the events of this show.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Because like you said, like Isaid, we don't know who.
We've never heard this CompanyBoy, Cavalier, none of this stuff

(55:33):
like, we're throwing.
Right in the middle of something.
So now we have to figure outbased on what little we know and
hope we can just keep up.
I thought that was weird.
They actually had to go backand go watch, like, Prodigy.
This is the first time I'veheard that and realized.
Went back to the first one.
Like, oh, it was a little blipon the radar screen where it said
minor companies.

(55:54):
Yeah.
So that's saying a lot.
So.
So when you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
Oh, my God.
Because see, now they're.
They're the one that send intheir search and rescue.
And the search and rescue isdoing their job.
However, Wendy and her creware going in and because she's been

(56:15):
on several more than likelysearch and rescue missions, or just
various missions before, isleading the charge.
And.
Of course, there's a xenomorphloose off the ship that in the word.
In the words of jaw too.
You're gonna need a biggergun, baby.

(56:37):
Baby.
My God.
Oh, God damn.
Cyborg homie had the.
The lightning gun with the TheSpider man web shooters on it.
He was about, was calm aboutit too.

(56:59):
Like he was calm, like.
No, he was a dick.
He sat there, he said, so manyfolks up.
This is only gonna hurt for alittle bit.
Wait, what do you mean wait?
Why does it have to hurt at all?
Sir, can we think about this?
Can we talk about this?
Let me think.
And just smooth.
He is on task, he's on mission.

(57:20):
Just like just a give up moment.
Where, where he got, where hewas being, where he had the way he
snatched the one xenomorph.
And I'm like, where did youget this Spider Man Gorilla glue
like bag.
And yet this, and yet thisthing can pull it.
And you're sitting there.
I mean first and foremost I'mlike, yeah, you're a sideboard.
Because ain't no way you'repulling what looked to be a 400,
500 pound alien with one arm.

(57:41):
I'm like dragged that thinglike it was a sack of laundry country.
Yeah.
Please be something for real.
Here's how I know he was a dick.
Because the moment they hadthe guns drawn on him, he's like,
you really need to let me go.
Otherwise we're run.
Otherwise it's gonna.
He was, he was ready to go.
To battle with him.
He was being very direct and straightforward.

(58:05):
It's not me you want to beworried about.
This is.
That's a fat part.
The least of your problems.
I've been like, bruh, just putyour hands up.
And he put his hands in.
Look, he's a cyborg.
And I'm like, that is the lastthing you need to be worried about
right now.
That was, that was not directenough for my tastes.
If I'm one of them gentlemenjust trying to do my job.

(58:30):
Thank you.
He says, what the.
He means he's not going togive you any other instructions.
You are about to die.
How did he say he has a littleknife coming out?
Of course.
He was like, I'm the least ofyour problems.
He hears the xenomorph and hewas just like.

(58:52):
And then I'm mad.
No, no, I'm mad that he sidestepped.
Exit stage left.
Because y' all want to be extra.
I told you what to do.
If.
I'm sitting there and I'mlike, first and foremost, you're

(59:14):
not a threat to a xenomorph.
A xenomor look at thesideboard and goes, eh, keeps going.
You're not worth it.
But of course he'd be fine.
He's the Safest person on the ship.
Look, let's talk about thescene where apparently the people
that live in this building aresome kind of rich because there was
some kind of party going onand they were dressed like.

(59:38):
They were dressed in the nines.
People on the Upper west side of.
Manhattan with powdered wigsand everything.
The building.
Wow.
The building was separated by class.
So where the.
The ship crashed, that's whereall the Brokies lived.
They was upside.

(01:00:00):
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, gosh.
That's why when.
When they showed up, theydidn't even realize anything had
happened because they're sohigh up.
They were so oblivious.
He was like, what do you meanthere's a problem?
My friend, he was.
He's part of.
He's in the club.
We were in the same club.
He would have let me know.
And I'm like, are you.

(01:00:21):
So we're not going to talkabout the powder on the nose too,
right?
It was.
They was wearing.
It had to match the aesthetic.
Powdered wigs, powderedmakeup, powder on the nose.
I had.
I had to pause and go backlike, okay, so we.
We just did the full reenactment.
All you was missing.
All you was missing was the.
Was the powdered way.
A powdered bag and powdered wig.

(01:00:41):
Okay, so far, I said it.
We're having to have anBridgerton part here in the future.
That it was wild to me.
And meanwhile, Marcy Sl.
Wendy, she.
She's like, oh, wait, mybrother's here.
I'm going to go find him.
Me.
Excuse me.

(01:01:01):
Excuse me.
Hi.
Kira.
Just the whole.
The whole switch off, like, Imust go find him.
I'm like, I. I'll do me.
I'll do mission, but I'm gonnafind my brother.
I can handle it.
I can handle it.
It's my only condition.
And she kept that.
She kept it quiet.
She didn't say anything.
She just kept quiet.

(01:01:22):
And.
And the brother, dude, youwere lucky the first two times.
And all I said was, thereain't gonna be a third.
I.
Hell, it ain't gonna be a third.

(01:01:42):
Because he.
He didn't get.
He missed getting hit by thegoddamn ship coming out of space
on top of everything else.
So he.
He's got about three or fourluck shot.
Well, plus his sister being again.
Goku plot armor.
Yeah, five times over, as I said.
Because Will said, he's like,he's got Goku plot armor.
The thickest, most durableplot armor in history.

(01:02:07):
I have.
Outside of Ripley, I neverseen somebody have so many close
calls with a.
Xenomorph ever, Especiallywith the body on top of them.
I'm like, sir, this is where this.
This is the road.
This is gonna be the rollcredits for you.
Because I'm like, okay, bodyon top of you, xenomorph.

(01:02:28):
And we're gonna go tosomething else.
And he said it.
He told him.
He said, there's something.
Like.
It's something else in here.
Like 6 to 8ft tall.
I don't know what it is.
Oh, there's nothing in there,you son of a.
Add.
Because he was about to track.
And then he looked up andsaid, oh, George Washington.

(01:02:53):
I was like, I never seen axenomorph have add.
It was like, you.
So you go for the farthestbrain instead of the closest prayer.
You must be new.
Just kept going.
Indoctrination.
You violated rule number one.
And like.
Like, like mayhem saidearlier, the other two soldiers getting
locked up with space leeches.

(01:03:13):
I thought it was just one.
Oh, I didn't know it was two.
It was the moment I would haveheard this.
There's something down myback, bro.
You just have to die.
You gonna have to die.
Die fast.
Please.
I don't want to hear you screaming.
I don't want to know how it'skilling you.
I didn't understand why his.

(01:03:34):
His fight or flight responsewas not what I. I'm like, you trying
to.
I'm like, you can't squash it.
Like, slam if you feel it onyour back.
You're not trying to slam yourback against the wall or something.
I'm sure about the fact bro'slike, bro, stand up.
You are handcuffed to a pole.
What in the Houdini style doyou think you can stand up from a

(01:03:56):
pro position while something'son your neck?
And it's like the worstencouragement speech ever.
Bro, just stand up.
On what?
And it.
It went straight to thejugular, right?
Oh, it knew.
It knew what?
And I'm like, damn, it.
Took all that blood and you're gone.

(01:04:18):
I can't.
I can't say nothing because Iremember I was watching that, and
I saw somebody's comment go,if only you had a can of offspring
before onboarding.
I was like, really?
No.
And then.
And then.
And then the hybrids, whilethey're standing there, they're looking
at freaking Audrey 2 hangingfrom the building.

(01:04:39):
And.
I'm sorry, what?
I'm sorry, what?
Did you.
What?
Audrey too?
Yeah.
Suddenly see.
And they're just.
They just intently watching it.
Like, I'm sorry.

(01:05:02):
Them having Child minds is theonly way that.
That was like, per.
Getting past at all.
Because I was like, why wouldyou get closer to it?
Why.
Why are you not running?
Oh, my God.
Like, I just.
Here's what my wife said.
This.
This boy don't talk.
Like, he don't talk.

(01:05:23):
He.
This thing doesn't sprouted.
I don't know what.
And it's watching him.
How.
Don't know, don't care.
And you aren't alertinganybody else.
This is how you know his geneshave been altered because black people's
senses would have been alreadyout the door.
Baby, you ain't never seen a roach.
I know you from the bottom.
Don't talk to me.

(01:05:44):
I know you've seen some odd.
They let it get to his face.
And I'm like, yo, that.
That's too close, my guy.
Way too close.
I'm sorry.
The first time I would havesaw the cat.
Oh, look at the pow, pow.
What did you do?
Did you not see that king's eye?
That cat was not normal.
I'm sorry.

(01:06:05):
The whole bottom half of thecat and half his face was gone.
I'm sorry.
And Smee was the one.
I'm like, y' all white girlsain't no use.
This man had to use a foodgrade bin to keep it trapped with
the microscope on top.
I don't know what that wasgoing to do.

(01:06:26):
But that man was holding on for.
Yeah, I've never seen someonelike this holding on for dear life.
Like, what are you doing?
Well, we.
We caught it.
Well, let me see it.
Nah.
Nah, we good over here.
I need you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

(01:06:47):
Oh, no, no, no, no.
It's not until Timothy.
Timothy Olan's charactercoming in.
He's like, what's.
What's that?
And they're trying to.
Three of them.
All three of them are telling.
Yeah, this eyeball thing,whatever, and it's under here.
Well, let me see it.
No, no, it's like, you understand.

(01:07:10):
You understand what we had togo through to catch this thing.
And you want to play crocodile hunter?
Sir, take a look, peruse thesurroundings and come back to me.
There is a pool of blood by the.
By the examination table.
Do you not see the half deadcat sitting there?
The meme that comes to mind isa gentleman who's about to be dropped

(01:07:30):
off of the ledge in a chairand then getting ready to do this
canyon swing.
All you hear is going, let metell you something.
Let me tell you something.
That's what I'm thinking.
And that's what goes to my.
Let me see it.
No, no, Let me show you something.
I would have been like, whereare you going?
I'm going to get the flamethrower.
I said.

(01:07:50):
I said, look, I'm not gonnasit there and look.
You look.
That was a cat.
Do you understand?
What else could be on thisfreaking ship if you didn't want
to fight?
E clip.
I don't want to see what'sbehind door number three.
I'm just.
It went from all to yeah, brother.
What's that?
It's like, sorry if they looked.

(01:08:17):
It looked.
I'm like, look, I understand.
Did you still have yourchildlike minds?
But there comes a time andSmee, I'm looking at you.
Like you have a weapon.
Use it accordingly.
He's like, let me see.
He said, I'm not getting offof this thing.

(01:08:38):
I don't know what's gonna holdit in place.
Oh, he was.
He was.
He was shell shocked, but yetI'm still surprised he was still
on the ship.
I'm like, yo, Black, yo, sixcents did not tell you to run.
Xenomorphs can do it.
Oh, you've seen what the other little.
Girl was sitting on.
She's sitting over there,crouched down in the corner with
the knife.
She ain't moved since.
He trapped it.
Like, it got loose and shedidn't move since then.

(01:09:00):
She stayed in that exact.
That's what I'm saying.
They have.
They.
They are able to gainknowledge from world experiences.
They are learning very on thefly, on the job.
They.
They got it.
This is not giving Roger rightnow, like my guy, that.

(01:09:23):
That's how you know.
That's how you know horror.
That's how you know.
Fright Night was not a part oftheir learning education because
Roger could have saved some lives.
It was too much going on withthat damn eyeball.
That's.
I'm just.
Sorry.
I'm just.
The cat sticks with me like.
Huh, Whoopty.
You're muted.

(01:09:44):
Baby.
Baby girl.
Species that were beingintroduced to that eyeball one gives
me the absolute williesbecause it.
It advanced so quickly.
It went from one eyeball toomany, and on its surface, and I'm

(01:10:07):
like, whoa, wait, hold on.
It's doing too much too fast.
I don't have.
There's no processing timeright now, except for I need to get
the out of it.
The moment you.
The moment that thing satthere and grew tentacles and legs,
I'm like, Nope.
Some.
Someone sat there and said,you want to see some nightmares?
I'll show you some nightmares.

(01:10:28):
How about we put eyeballs andworms together to form one thing?
I'm begging you, please, please.
I'm sorry.
The other side of the otherside of anime.
Whenever I see tentacles, I'mlike, oh, no.
Oh no.
It's.
It's.
It's so much.
It's so much happening with it.
And I don't.

(01:10:50):
I can't really understand whyI don't.
Why who.
I.
What.
What?
Acid.
I just need to know whatstrain of shrooms to come up with
that.
That.
Because that was a bad trip.
I just want to know.
To stay the.
Away from that.
Ain't nobody needs that in therunning around in their skull.

(01:11:14):
I'm gonna be honest with youon that one, Lady Mando.
That.
That wouldn't be shrooms.
That was good old angel dust.
Somebody.
Somebody took a ride.
Somebody took a ride on the unicorn.
That's all I'm saying.
Hello, unicorn.
The director's name is NoahHolly, I believe the director.
He said.
I was listening to that, thatpost show podcast.

(01:11:37):
He said it's alien, duh.
You have to have the alien.
But we've seen the chestversion that.
We've seen the face hugger.
We seen the Xenomorph.
What else do I get to put intothe universe to get people like,
oh, I haven't seen that before.
And he said he was just in thelab until, you know, until the trip

(01:11:57):
stop.
Eyeball Octopus.
Until the trip stop.
Yeah.
All right.
Just to find the same drugsthe fancy people were on in that
party, right?
It was on the AlexanderHamilton look.
There's no one animal I don'tthink we've seen yet.
So we had, We've seen, we'veseen the Xenomorph, we've seen the

(01:12:20):
space slugs, we've seen Audrey2, whatever the heck that is.
We've seen the eyeball Octopus.
That's.
That's four and it flies.
That's all I gotta say.
Oh, well, there's, there's,there is one mover forget.
Let's not forget the.
The broken cylinder in the middle.
We don't know what came out of that.

(01:12:42):
We don't know what came out of that.
Broken.
That, that one.
There's glass cracking.
It's like what the crap was in that.
All I know is it's got to beworse than.
It's got to be worse than cat eyeball.
It has to be worse.
It's.
That is too Much to process.
What do you mean there's a 6foot 8?
What do you mean there's aspace level?

(01:13:03):
What do you mean?
Everybody shut up.
What is go.
We need to leave.
Why are we conversating about this?
The last thing you want to seeis a xenomorph of wings.
Oh God.
The one that's running aroundthere is a problem, right?

(01:13:23):
Why is it so fast?
Why is it so fast?
Because I wouldn't.
Okay.
The scene where they.
They go to the.
The ultra rich people partyand they see that.
You see that sculpture?
I'm not thinking about thesculpture at all.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
I said don't.

(01:13:44):
You better run.
It's behind you.
I did the black girl in themovie theater.
It's right there.
It's not until.
It's not until I looked awayand my wife said it was blended in
with the sculpture.
I said, what camouflage.
That thing had camo.
Because it.
Next thing you know and youdidn't hear it or anything.

(01:14:07):
And I'm just like, jesus, why not.
Supposed to hear it.
Let's go.
Here's that.
That's how you know that.
That's.
That xenomorph is a little bitof an.
It's like, why do I gotta make noise?
Let me just sneak right up on.
You and say hi.
And it has a thing for Wendy'sbrother to.
He was like, hold on, I'll beright back for you.
And then this is every single time.

(01:14:27):
I'm like, I know.
He was just like, I got awayonce, I got away twice.
I thought when that's.
I thought as he more crashedthe window and he's sitting there
with the gun in the hand.
And then you dropped it.
Completely threw him off, sir.
That warning was a little too kind.
He was like, you need to move.

(01:14:48):
Not.
Hey, there's a giant like 10foot tall like demon with like a.
An evil second mouth insidecoming to get you.
He was just like, look.
Like that was.
Wait, it was giving.
It was giving.
Black dude in the quarry like.
Like you.
Like they tell me there'ssomething evil behind me.
Don't just.
You should move.

(01:15:09):
Look the way that's even moresat in front of that soul got in
front of that soldier's face.
And the first thing I said islike, you're dead.
Like, that was the bestwarning you could get.
Like that was the best one Icould get before this happened.
Also, I got a gun on my hand.
You're not just gonna walk me down.
Because when it.
When it's Bearing teeth.
And the second set hasn't come out.
I'm like, oh, you.

(01:15:30):
That.
That's.
It's.
Isn't that kind ofdisrespectful, though, if you think
about it?
Like, you ain't even good forthe second.
You ain't even good for thesecond round.
Just.
You know.
And then he went to smack onElon and friends in the other room,
like, right.
Which I didn't care.
I was just like, ah.
But at the same time, if Igotta eat the rich, I have a fully

(01:15:51):
loaded gun.
You're not about to just walkme down and then flex your whole
grill like Paul Wall in amusic video and just not fire a single
shot.
Like.
Like every.
Like every shot.
The Xenomorph was just like,we get it.
You got there.
I don't know where you.
I think that's a dude in asuit too.
And if they are, he's makingvery good use of it.

(01:16:12):
Oh, there's always.
There's always a guy in the suit.
Oh, well, I know they've beenvery CGI heavy the last couple alien
things.
So whoever is running around,you're doing your thing.
Because the sec.
Second I saw the extension onthe statue, I'm like, he's definitely
hiding back there.
It makes you wonder, as acostume desire, does it freak you
out when you come in early inthe mornings and you turn on the
return on the light and thesuit room and immediately scream?
Immediately scare yourself?

(01:16:33):
I'm sure it's happened.
I mean, in the dark.
Yeah.
Or it's not in the positionthat you left it in.
Yeah, No, I was like, oh, youknow, that prank is.
I need.
I need the tail tied up at all times.
If I come back and it's cutloose, I'm just not clocking in that
day.
Because I'm sorry.
I'm sorry if that was me andI'm coming in, I'm like, I know.

(01:16:55):
Good in hell.
Well, what you got, man?
Say.
I feel like you gottaintentionally leave it in a silly
position to, like, break thetension when you come in the next
day.
Like, put a.
Put a fun hat on it or something.
Yeah, with the top hat, withthe cane.
Like Spaceballs.

(01:17:16):
No.
And then when he finally hadit locked up, all the other soldiers.
What is that?
We'll find out.
Now.
I'm not gonna sit here.
Like, why did you sit here andlet it break out before?
And then what personal demonsis the Xenomorph fighting?
Because, like, they usuallyjust outside of kidnapping for face
Suckers.
What is the purpose of themjust killing everything that moves?

(01:17:37):
Have they.
Have they ever, like,explained that?
No, that's what they do.
But I'm saying, like, up untilnow, it's been the.
The bite through the face, okay?
You have no threat.
Sustenance.
This dude was tearing peoplein half and doing, like, Mortal Kombat
kills.
The.
Well, if you go by.
If you go by three, the theorywas in three, that they always saw.

(01:17:58):
They were.
They were seen as harvesters.
All they did was use people,use animals and species of food sources.
No other alien movie has everexplained why xenomorphs do what
they do.
But the one guy in threeactually explained it.
And it was like, well, it's a.
Working theory, which is whythey're great catalysts for predators
to hunt.
Because they're like, great hunter.

(01:18:22):
Ultimate prey.
Ultimate prey.
It just kind of.
That's my goal.
That was my.
I'm like, we've never, like.
They've always just gonestraight for the kill.
Like, take you out, be donewith it.
This dude was.
Was chopping limbs and doingmulti stabs, like scorpion.
And tearing people in half.
And I'm like, I know you did more.
It was more than just yourteeth and your tail that did all

(01:18:43):
this.
Is it really bad that if.
You know, we might.
Somebody's up.
Oh, yeah, yeah, somebody's upfrom their nap.
Where.
Where is your parents?
I just put Zuri and Obi downfor bedtime.
That's all looking right.
Wait, don't talk.
My kids.
But no, no, I was gonna sitthere and say, what if it's so bad
that you actually get axenomorph that takes the sign even

(01:19:06):
maybe.
Because remember in Romulushow he tried to, like, shock therapy?
The one that did that, he waslike, all right, you're getting stabbed
in the eye when I wake up.
Maybe it was like that.
Maybe his cage, he was justgetting, like, pricked the entire
ride.
And he was like, you know,when I break out this.
It's up for everybody listen.
I was gonna say, hey, you torture.
What'd you say?
Bodies, bodies, bodies.

(01:19:27):
They made his cage.
The Darth Vader suit.
He feels pain at all times.
No.
And so they finally managed to.
I. I want to say, that guy isMr. October.
That's that cyborg.
And after giving them awarning and them not heeding said
warning, he's like, great, Igotta go catch this thing again.

(01:19:50):
But he's not.
He's not, like, disturbed by it.
He's just like, this job Istaking longer than.
It's a nuisance.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I was like.
I was like, did you used to bea person?
Because you have very, like,suppressed emotions.
Like, even when the xenomorphwalked up on him, it's like he's
trying to feel fear, but hecan't remember how.
And then I can tell thexenomorphs, like, you're not a real

(01:20:12):
person.
I'm bored with this.
He ain't gonna like him nowbecause he shocked me.
Like, you had the nerve toshock me and wet me up.
Oh, it's on for you too.
I.
Let me get about this nap.
Let me get out this nap first.
And here you come out ofnowhere, so you.
You.
You gotta pass.
See, I just want to see.

(01:20:33):
I just want to see as he morelook at him and just have that little
mild confusion.
Like, could take you out, butthen I can't get what I want.
He's like, where's the fun inthat, right?
This.
Yeah.
Confused.
You know, it's all album.
He's like this.
However, including those UltraWish, folks.
Oh, that was hilariously fun.
I love that.

(01:20:53):
You know, I had room.
I had lots of room foractivities and everything.
So it's that type of actionthat's going on.
I.
Well, bring, bring on, bringon the xenomorphic wings waiting
for Batman.
So.
So Marcy catches up with herbrother, and she actually ends up

(01:21:18):
convincing him.
And it's not much convinced.
He, you know, he runs throughthe gamut.
Like, well, if I say this andthen Wendy answers.
Marcy, Wendy, whatever youwant to call her, she answers it
accordingly.
He's like, oh, my God.
Just.
They told me you were dead.
You know, and they go throughthe whole thing, and finally, brother
and sister reunited.
I said, you know what?

(01:21:39):
I'm actually glad they gotthat out the way.
I'm glad they didn't drag that out.
They just needed it done.
But is this gonna remove theplot armor, though?
So reunited.
I'm so glad we're back together.
Hey, the friend that spoiledthe surprise or, like, blew her cover.

(01:22:03):
She need to slap the bejesusout of him.
Expedition.
Yeah, because he was just,like, completely oblivious.
Don't say nothing.
Hey, you know this is yoursister, right?
Right.
This is not how I planned thiswhole thing.
And here you go.
You aren't even supposed to bewith me right now.

(01:22:25):
Like, it's not how I wouldenvision this.
This reunited moment.
You just want to be in the.
Room, and then for them to bein that room where the eggs were
at.
And the minute I seen themmove, I'm like, y' all need to leave.
Right?
Like, now.
Y' all need to leave.
And then they started moving.
I said, well, never mind.
And no one had a grenade.

(01:22:46):
I'm like, y' all are the most ill.
Weapon wise.
I'm disappointed.
Move or use them heavy roboticfoots and just start stepping on
stuff.
Like, right.
That's all I kept thinkingabout was aliens, where the space
marines had flamethrowers.
It's like, oh, we're gonnadie, man.
But shut up.
And just like, these things on fire.
I don't want to hear talkingright now.

(01:23:08):
Like, nobody.
Game over, man.
Game over, man.
I'm like, no flamethrowers, nosmart gun.
I'm like, we're gonna die.
I'm just disappointed in the weaponry.
Just this.
Y' all just came in with afork and a spoon and just hoping.

(01:23:29):
So in.
In Prodigy's defense, it was asearch and rescue, and they were
just curious what was onWhelan's ship.
I don't think, other thanWendy having her sword, which that's
probably from like, I'm goingto carry a weapon.
That's it.
And that's how she rolls.

(01:23:49):
But the rest of them, they'rejust, like.
Oblivious.
Other than running your mouth,you know.
Sounds about right.
We're going on a mission.
Ten minutes later, we're allgonna die.
We're going on a trip on awhaling rocket ship.

(01:24:12):
Jesus.
Through the skies.
A lot of people die.
I'm just saying they're gonna watch.
It's gonna be like a flashforward at the end of the show, talking
about never forget.
Oh, man.
And that's when Lady Mandalorepops up.
All I know is there is way too much.

(01:24:36):
I know that right now, Wendyis like, okay, I seen something smash
my brother.
I seen these eggs hatching.
Me is over there.
It's like, look, I goteyeballs on top of eyeballs on top.
I don't know what's going on.
And the other brother who'splaying with Audrey, too, he ain't
said nothing to nobody about nothing.
I know they've seen it.
I'm like, do you not know?

(01:24:59):
Like, Timothy only fan plugsinto the ship's computer.
And it's like, oh, they got that.
Oh, that's what that is.
Oh, aren't you going to say something?
Aren't you, like, field leader?
Not a God dang thing he gonna say.
Just, oh, well, go check down.
Go check on.
Go check on the product on thebottom floor.
Go meet.

(01:25:19):
Meet Wendy here.
I'll send her to you.
Huh?
You're the head scientist.
I am.
Oh, okay.
Not one question got asked.
Not just.
Just.
We're just gonna blindlyfollow this man has.
Has.
Has movies and futuristicswhere there's a blonde.
Blonde or platinum white mantelling you to go somewhere does
not equal death.

(01:25:41):
It always equals death.
So.
All right, so this is probablythe first.
This is the first.
This is the first for thisfranchise to be released in an episodic
form.
Do you think it's doing a goodjob so far?
Yes, absolutely.

(01:26:04):
Because like I said, I'm like,oh, I didn't think I would.
I don't even know how manyepisodes it's supposed to be.
No, no, I'm wrong.
No, wrong, wrong, wrong,wrong, wrong.
We covered this last week.
I think it's 10, right.
Tafari.
I thought it was eight, butI'm about to check.
Right.
Because they've been doing allthese release schedules.

(01:26:26):
I want to say it might be 10episodes across eight weeks.
I'm not 100%, because.
Okay, eight episodes.
Okay, there you go.
Yeah.
The last one's gonna beSeptember 23rd.
23Rd.
Yeah.
Getting these shows in and outof here.
Oh, yeah, that will be.
Oh, yeah, because you saidSeptember 23rd.

(01:26:47):
Then they have October becausePredator Badlands is the beginning
of November.
Yeah.
So they got a month to runthat through.
Yeah.
Wow.
So they go, fx, FX out thereand said, oh, we'll do the Alien
franchise.
We'll show you how to do it properly.
It's a fix.
I'm surprised that it was on fx.
This is a level of like, justa production.

(01:27:10):
I would have aspect of HBO orShowtime, a Cinemax, one of the premium
cable channels that they wouldhave made you pay extra for.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
HBO with a Game of Thrones, it.
FX is just Fox.
Oh.
And then it would have tooktoo long to release the following
season, if there's ever goingto be one.
Pretty much FX is Fox withoutthe O. Gotcha.

(01:27:31):
Yep.
They.
They had to.
They had to test the waters byrunning 15 season of always Sunny
in Philadelphia.
If they can get away withthat, they can get away with anything,
I must say.
Not to mention the Strain, theShield, everyone.
Dave Atlanta.
Yeah.
All those shows were.
All them shows were pushingthe envelope.

(01:27:53):
They were pushing him.
Like, how far can we go atthis point in time, in this point
in the game?
Because we're not like regular television.
But you can watch it becauseit's prime time.
So what can you get away with?
Look what Adult Swim does withthe jokes, you know, and those are
tame now compared to what we had.

(01:28:14):
You said.
I said, apparently you can getaway with one episode.
Because I heard it once.
Yeah, Yeah.
I had to think about.
I'm like, yeah, wait.
Okay.
Oh, you get.
You can get away with a lot.
Hulu's doing it.
Hulu's doing it.
Watch.
Watch King of the latest Kingof the Hill season.

(01:28:36):
Some of the stuff they got away.
I was like, oh, wow.
They got away with saying that.
Okay.
They.
They really got away with that.
Especially the.
The charcoal episode.
They pushed it on that one.
The way he says black smallbusiness takes me out every time
up.
That whole joke.

(01:29:01):
The fact that grandpa is stillhaunting them from the grave.
Your granddad machine done my grandfather.
He was one of the fitty men.
Yeah.
As a.
As a white guy.
That.
That is an episode on its own.

(01:29:23):
That was so funny.
Oh, Joseph's fully assimilated now.
Mayhem.
He's.
He's a.
When Bobby said, just let him.
Let him finish.
Let him finish.
Which means at some point, hefigured it out and was just like,
it's not my business to telleither, right?

(01:29:43):
No, but they sprinkled alittle Disney magic in the beginning
of the show.
Just to remind everybody whoowns this.
Yeah.
So as far as.
As far as Alien Earth, whatare you.
What are we giving a rating?
I think from.
From.
Are we good?
Are we doing.
You want to do five star orone to 10?
I mean, good.
Either way, you go five star.

(01:30:06):
Do five stars, Lady Mandalorerocking the Blur station logo.
T shirt.
Based.
I really don't want to ratethis series yet.
I don't want to rate it yet.
Okay, so rate.
Don't rate the series.
Just rate episodes.

(01:30:27):
Rate it.
Thus far.
They.
They cooking with gas on these episodes.
Well, they need to use it tolight them damn eggs on fire.
I tell you that damn much.
We need.
I need y' all to watch episode three.
We've been watching your facethis whole episode, right?

(01:30:49):
You watching episode three.
So we already.
Things have changed.
The thing you thought was athreat is.
Is we get it.
Get into it.
Things have changed.
The episode is calledMetamorphosis, so.

(01:31:09):
Oh, damn.
That means something has evolved.
We have a.
Not just a major problem, amultitude of major problems.
Also is Murphy's Law.
That's what it is.
I got it.
The xenomorph has developedwhite privilege.

(01:31:32):
She doesn't seem opposed to it.
So that's.
Yeah.
She's not arguing the point.
So the xenomorph have assimilated.
It's a very protected species.
I will say that the xenomorphhas assimilated.
Oh, hell.
A xenomorph in a cardigan.
Oh, my God, man.
What do you.
What do you rate this?

(01:31:53):
The first two episodes so far?
4.4.5.
Because there's all.
I'm in a West Indian household.
There's always room forperfection to be made.
What about you?
Bam.
Yeah, I go with a 4.5 dark soy sauces.

(01:32:14):
Out of 5.
Dark soy.
You missed so much.
You missed so much.
There's light soy sauce.
I didn't realize it.
Kira has found de.
Gentrified soy sauce.
Like.

(01:32:36):
Time out.
What is.
Look, I need.
I need y' all to elect thatguy and just have him fix everything.
Gentrified soy sauce.
She's gonna show it to you.
Oh, my God.
Dark.
Dark soy sauce.
Dark.
So what have we been gettingthis whole time, right?

(01:33:03):
Idris Elba, soy sauce.
She found.
I'm about to go down.
She found xenomorph.
She found xenomorph coveredsoy sauce.
Apparently.
You about to have me.
You about to have me go downto my local Chinese restaurant.
Now I see.
Now I see.
See, Kev on stage is with thelace front.
No, because then.
Then if you go down to yourlocal place.

(01:33:23):
You go down to your local place.
If you go to your local place,they'll do you like Bobby in the
charcoal.
No, wait.
What do you mean, no?
You should have thought ofthat before you went.
Not to Japanese Ms. Chin, Ms.Chan, yo sesame.
And your general styles on point.
But what's the soy sauce?
You've been.
You've been.
You've been shucking us those.
That's for the.
She said that's for the locals.
Just like the.

(01:33:43):
Ready for that.
Just like the black dude inKing of the Hill.
It's for the locals only.
Yeah, she will sound angrywhen you talk to her.
Enough for your only.
You eat what I give you inthat bottom lane.
Jesus.
What your.
What's your rating on firsttwo episodes?
I'm sorry.
Navy just sounded exactly likethe person about sh.

(01:34:04):
At.
We have assimilated people.
75 with.
With egg roll.
All you gotta do.
All you gotta do is speed it up.
You have my Chinese restaurant.
Anyway, I. I give it four stars.

(01:34:24):
I give it four.
I give it four stars so far.
They got.
They got the shock factor down.
And I like the fact they areblending different things from across
all of the movies.
Yeah.
And hopefully his plot armorholds up.
So.
Yeah, I'll give four stars.
Thank you.

(01:34:46):
I'm not saying who your pokerface dropped.
You have a terrible poker face.
Hopefully.
And it's.
It was a surprise to me.
It'll be a surprise to you, I promise.
Watch it.
It.
Brought to you by Panda Express.
Oh, my God.

(01:35:09):
Chicken.
What do you got, Wolfy?
Five, four, seven.
Five.
That's how much.
That's how much five wings andfries cost.
Where I really like so far.
I'm seeing episode three right now.
Re watching episode threeright now.

(01:35:32):
I want.
I want more.
I want more.
They got something on theirhands, maybe.
So far, I would give it a 4.82.
Make it 5 with some oxtail.
You got to go to the Caribbeanfor that.
That's fine.
I have got to try this oxtail.
I have seen it.

(01:35:53):
I never tried it.
Anyway, that's a different story.
You discovered black Scottish.
People had this conversation before.
He has never had oxtail to.
We've had this conversation before.
Yeah.
Call your local Caribbeanrepresentative and let them know
of this transgression.

(01:36:13):
Let them know.
Let them know.
Let know.
Thank you, Reverend, for remembering.
I did not forget that becausewe all said the same thing.
What?
Why?
That's not something that'sworth remembering.
That is at your son's football game.
There is one Caribbean parent somewhere.
They're usually.
Usually is Jamaicans in Nashville.

(01:36:33):
I refuse.
There's got to be one of hisson's football game.
There's always a Caribbeanparent trying to assimilate their
child.
There is one singular WestIndian in goddamn.
Just.
Just go to the game and just.
And just politely, like,whisper out, man.
I just got.
You can tell he's the one thatis judging begrudgingly.

(01:36:56):
Don't want to be there, justlike you do.
I promise you, if you just sitin the bleachers and just say out
loud, man, I discovered blackScottish people before oxtail.
You'll just hear.
Like.
You'll hear a te.
You'll hear a tea suck and all.
You mean the video I showed y'?

(01:37:17):
All?
No, that's like.
That's like a spot of pepperand a thing of mayo, and I'm the
pepper.
Okay, well, Lady Mandalore isthe HR Department.
She's Holly in the office.
I'm currently looking uprestaurants in Nashville, Tennessee.
We have island vibes.

(01:37:37):
We have rhythm and spice.
Capital N, apostrophe spice.
In Memphis, you can findlittle Jamaica.
You got.
Are they owned by the peoplewho name it though?
I was gonna sit there and say.
Because Rhythm and Spice isnot what you think.

(01:38:00):
Popular choice for ox.
I'm.
I'm.
It's not.
It's not us.
I'm gonna put this way.
It's not us.
Oh, so it's.
It's like those otherrestaurants in King of the Hill.
I've been to an Asian placeowned by a black guy.
I know exactly.
We're talking about Kira.
It's not us.
Kira's looking on the Internetfor it.

(01:38:21):
He's there.
I'm gonna listen to him.
It's like the dude in King ofthe Hill was saying.
I've been to an Asian placeowned by a black guy.
I've been to a soul food placeowned by Asian people.
I've been to a Mexicanrestaurant owned by Italians.
And I've been to Pandemic.
Are you.
Are you near Hickory Hill?
That's like six different areas.

(01:38:41):
You gotta be a little bit more specific.
I. I can't help you.
I. I don't know.
It's not like it's not builtlike Riverdale Road.
Does that help?
There's 10 of them in Nashville.
Good Lord.
Yeah.
It's not.
That's the one with the picture.
Look.
Is Tennessee like Atlanta?
Where there's like a PeachTree Lane, Peachtree Hill, Peachtree

(01:39:04):
Avenue, Peach Street.
Atlanta.
Atlanta's.
Atlanta's road work will beless complicated than Nationals right
now.
All right.
It's.
It's near Burlington 10.
Does that help?
No.
All right.
Let's not put his.
Let's not play Where's Waldowith his life.
Spartan.
I do all.

(01:39:25):
I do all this to say thatthere's a place for you.
All right?
We're gonna figure this out.
We?
I can't let you live like this anymore.
I'm a vouchal Spartan becauseI used to live in.
I used to live in Memphis.
Let me tell you, what youthink is a common.
Ain't common.
And trust me, getting to it is hell.
So I feel that.
I feel that that's not my concern.

(01:39:47):
I need you to eat some oxy.
That's my goal.
I didn't say it was gonna be easy.
But you.
It's closer than New York and Brooklyn.
So we.
I need you to make a treksomeplace during your time off.
Sir.
Just.
Just once or twice is.
Just pick it up.
You don't even have to tellnobody where you going?

(01:40:07):
Just sit in the car and enjoy.
That's it.
That's it.
I beg the general's pardon.
I don't know about that.
Do it on a day when you go dogo Blackout Theater.
My kids.
My kids can.
My kids are bloodhounds.
Not in the driveway.
I'm talking about at the spot.
I'm not talking about at your house.

(01:40:33):
I did not do that today.
Obi literally was downstairs.
I opened right beside me likea freaking ninja.
Well, mayhem is going yo.
And he tried to have the mostinnocent look on his face.
You lie and look at you.
Right?
This is what happens when we.

(01:40:55):
He does his job and we're goodon time.
We.
We're down Safari.
What.
What's your ready for AlienEarth first two episodes.
I'll give it like three and athree quarter stars.
Just because I found myself re watching.
Like, I don't know if I justcouldn't get into it.
Wait, now hold on.
This is from the same personwho hasn't seen True Lies, so let's
hear him out.
Yeah, I saw him.

(01:41:15):
She forced me to watch it theother day.
Oh, there we were.
Not.
That was not.
My whole thing is.
My whole thing with thatDisney promo.
It's just like everyone wentto True Lies versus Trading Places
where they were just out.
And that was my confusion.
Like, I was just.
I was shocked we didn't go forEddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyer.
But the.

(01:41:36):
Yeah, just because like Ifound myself re watching like the
early bits with the kids andthe synthetics a lot.
I couldn't.
I. I didn't get it the firsttime and it just.
I couldn't follow it as well.
The way they set the timeline though.
Yeah.
Because it, it does once.

(01:41:57):
It's a lot of back and forthfor a hot minute, but then it kind
of.
It merges.
That's.
It threw me off because it waslike, okay.
Because then I didn't realize.
Oh, weird.
One company landing in anothercompany's territory.
Like, it took me like a.
My second watch, it allfinally clicked.
So I wish that aspect had beena little bit more.

(01:42:20):
Not less complicated, but alittle bit more upfront.
But once we got to the.
Once we got to the xenomorphin the chop suey, I was like, all
right.
Yep.
Thank you for that.
I think what it is.
I think what it is, if you.
Were watching it at 3am whileyou were trying to splice together
all your videos, you mighthave been able to watch them a little
bit.
I said, I said I did a second watch.
First watches with.

(01:42:41):
First watches with stuff inthe background.
Second watch is usually when Ican pay attention.
But then I was just like, whyAre we?
Because you got adhd, the restof us was able to sit down and watch
it together.
Well, not together, but in all.
I love.
I. I say this with love.
Take your meds.

(01:43:01):
Oh, my God.
I'm with you.
I'm.
I'm with you.
I'm so sorry.
How about that?
Let it be known New York ismean to the neurodivergent.
That's the thing.
Now.
I just want everyone to.
I just want that to the.

(01:43:22):
The words and things of LadyMandalore are not reflected by the
company she's wearing, by the way.
I just want to put that out there.
It's always been like that forme with shows.
Like, once you get into thewhole technical.
This level team, like, diagramor something like, hey, we're this
company over here.

(01:43:43):
Because, like, I thought hewas talking to the same people who
came to, like, do the searchand rescue.
I didn't pick up that.
Because they set it up in thebeginning that we're split between
these three companies, but wedon't really delineate when we're
dealing with each one in thefirst episode.
And that kind of threw me fora second.
No, I get what you're saying.
I get what you're saying.
At first.
At first, I'm like, wait a minute.
You're seeing a lot of Wendy,Mr. October, so, you know, that's

(01:44:09):
current and what Wendy's doingwith current and then her whole time
of acclimating to her new bodyand everything else, it was.
Easy for me to figure out,okay, you just want to see your brother
versus.
Oh, y' all are syntheticsfrom, like, different companies.
And that's why we're havingthis whole.
But, yeah, like, the show'snot bad.

(01:44:29):
It's just there's a lot ofstuff they've opened up, and I'm
just hoping to see how theystick the landing or close the gap.
I mean, they took a lot ofexposition from most entities, and
most.
In most entities where theyhave a lot of exposition and it's
not very well explained.
I think they did a pretty good job.
I think they did a pretty goodjob outside of, like, who is these.

(01:44:53):
Who are the other companies?
Like, who is Prodigy?
You know, and.
And then they kind of getsucked up into that because up until,
what, like, maybe three years ago?
Well, yeah, three years ago, Ithink they said Blade Runner is part
of the same universe.
Is that why.
Is that why Demetrius issaying, I need to watch Blade Runner?

(01:45:15):
Yes.
Yes.
Although.
Although, you know, Decor is a replicant.
Yeah.
This man There's a lot going on.
And you, Predator, Alien andBlade Runner are all one.
All in the same.
All in the same universe.

(01:45:35):
But the.
Well, but the wild part isthey never interacted.
Even though the companies arewildly similar.
It's just like the Flintstonesand the Jetsons.
That's true.
Yeah.
That they operate in the same universe.
Same Earth.
It's the same Earth, justdifferent time periods.
We never see them go above acertain level.
Except for that Christmasepisode, which is still very unexplainable

(01:45:55):
break in time.
Yeah, it's like it's Christmas.
You're celebrating Christmasabout Jesus.
Prehistoric times make it make sense.
Ain't no different thandecorating to a xenomorph.
They said, look, we just needFred Flintstone to sell these cigarettes
and these Cocoa Pebbles.

(01:46:17):
I miss Cocoa Pebbles.
I miss.
I miss.
Oh, you don't.
Trust me, you don't.
Not.
Not have it.
Not having.
Not realizing that everythingyou used to love has sugar in it
and you can't have it anymore.
And you start thinking aboutall the things that you used to love.
It's like, damn.
Oh, man.
Well, Pebbles, we are at that.

(01:46:39):
That moment of docking.
Wrap up protocol initiated, Captain.
Let's get this party rolling, lady.
Mandalore.
Talk to people.
Tell them where they can findyou next.
Hi.
Hello, all my lovely peoplethat are out there in the Internet

(01:47:00):
world.
You guys are amazeballs and junk.
Yeah, you can find me and thislovely, totally tubular dude beneath
me, Mr. Navy Montal at like7:00pm Eastern Standard Time on like
YouTube and Twitch.
Like, for sure.
You can also find me liketotally hitting the.

(01:47:21):
The knobs and junk on my Xbox.
Have you been watching a lotof Ninja Turtles and Paulie Shore?
No, it's been totally Spieswith Alex Salmon Piper.
Yeah.
So yeah, I'd like to mentionthis is also one of the shows you
put on like a D rank, by theway, but Go off my wine.
Is just from California.
I'm just trying.
Did you get off on the tag?

(01:47:44):
A little bit of a tag.
What else?
So I do my streaming for myvideo gameplay on Fridays at like
7 and it's absolutely amazing.
It's my first time doing anRPG for realsies.
I'm playing X Expedition 33.
And then when I get tired ofthat because I suck sometimes, I
then go into Lego Star warswhere I have a good time.

(01:48:07):
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, bye.
Shout out to them coming upwith the Lego Batman Legacy game
now.
Jesus Christ.
Took them forever, but itlooks great though.
Ah, man.
Whoopty freaking dude, talk tothe people.
You can find me here, as usualon Tick Tock.

(01:48:31):
And I'm having a brain fart.
Yes.
Got it out.
And you can also find me forany nail type needs.
You can find it on Fresh Pressby Z on Instagram.
And now Tick Tock.

(01:48:54):
Right.
Mayhem website coming soon.
You can find me Mayhem Media everywhere.
That's M A Y E H E m Media.
I talk movies and comics andTV shows and collectibles like this

(01:49:18):
from the Green Hornets.
Nice.
That one just come out?
No, I just found itsecondhand, because Bruce Lee is
my homeboy.
Just like Jesus, I talk aboutall those things, but my most important
thing I talk about is mental health.
So please, please, please,always remember to take your meds,

(01:49:41):
take your pto, take a deepbreath, let that shit go.
Right, Navy Montale.
What's going on, dudes?
I just want to kind of sort ofplay off of this here, this lovely
lady's energy over here.
So you want to know what I'mup to?
And all this totally tubular stuff.
Just come where it says Navy Montel.

(01:50:02):
No, period.
Also, I'm totally gonna be.
Oh, let me stop that, becausethat just messes up my throat.
Anyway, if you.
If you want to know what elseis going on with me, I will be across
social media doing mypositivity thing on Instagram and
on Tick Tock and also on YouTube.
Currently working on editingmy recap of San Diego Comic Con,

(01:50:24):
because some of y' all need tobe educated, and some of y' all may
not like me after this video,but trust me, there's a lesson behind
it.
I will be at Atlantic ComicCon this weekend with the fantastically
dope show Quo, as we areexperiencing everything there.
So we're gonna probably dosome interviews and do some stuff
there.
And then the following week,this Sunday, I get to be with this

(01:50:48):
incredible lady right here onthe show of shows, Roll for Birds.
And we're going to continue totalk about all the amazing things
as far as comic creators,things like that.
Plus, I will be traveling onTuesday to Atlanta for Dragon Con,
and I am excited.
I am doing my first moderatorpanel, and I'm on five others, so

(01:51:11):
I have a total of six panelsforce for Dragon Con.
First time ever.
Scared as hell, but I'm gonnabe looking forward to it.
So I will say this really quick.
Continue to stay nerdy, staygeeky, and stay sexy, because the
Ops are out there, and theydon't want you to have any of that.
Mayhem.
I'll see you in the Officeafter the show.

(01:51:33):
Oh Lord.
You can't be.
You can't be.
After this show, y' all arejust gonna have to talk to corporate
like at this point like.
Like they.
They not even like Holly orMichael Scott.
David Wallace has to come downfrom New York and just.
Yeah, wow.
The whole building.
But also like their show, theyhave five more people and they hit
500.
So that part.

(01:51:54):
Yeah.
How many more?
Yeah.
Watching us and only 2 likes.
Y' all come on now.
Show that you had 25 or 26last I checked.
Yeah, 26.
26.
26.
Talk about me like I owe you money.
But like in a good way somehow.
Get on there.
Pay her like you owe her, elseyou gotta answer to me now.

(01:52:18):
Normally it's her you have toanswer to, but now I don't want none
of that.
What do you need?
Yeah, 26.
Yeah, 26 more.
I was gonna say.
What more do you want from me?
She'll perfect her parents.
Spartan, talk to the peopleand tell them what you can be doing

(01:52:38):
to help this God forsaken countries.
Damn it.
Will.
Hey Will.
Hey Will.
Hey Will.
Oh my God.
Choke on it.
Okay.

(01:53:00):
Chaos demon Jesus to come back.
Is it safe?
Yeah.
Reverend Black underscore.
Spartan 615 on the socials.
Yes, we are covering thecraziness that is going on in this
freaking country.
On how the fact we got hereevery Wednesday at 8:30ish.
We are also covering GamesCon,myself, Safari and Joe.

(01:53:22):
Because a lot of stuff cameout for night one.
A lot of things to be actuallyexcited about.
But we will cover that on getbit this Friday 8:30 ish.
Still.
Actually still streaming WuChang, Fallen Feathers.
It is a souls game.
Yes, I get frustrated.
Yes, I make comments commentary.
Yes, I do cuss.
Yes, I do this at midnight forall these reasons.

(01:53:43):
So hopefully kids are notwatching it.
But definitely follow me there.
Outside of that we always sayrespect the cosplayer at all times.
Cosplay is not consent.
Please.
She be like human beings.
Be nice and be kind about it.
Wash your ass because well youneed to and teeth and Axe body spray
is not deodorant and neitheris natural.

(01:54:04):
So again actually get thingsthat actually work at the same time.
Be nice, be kind, talk, shareand discuss your fandoms.
Don't be a dick and we'll allbe cool.
Right Safari?
Yeah, y', all, please.
I know somebody.
This is one comment I wantedto bring up that somebody left us

(01:54:27):
the other day.
We're.
We're alive.
We didn't.
We just went on break.
We didn't die, but we're gladthat we're concerned.
Somebody said damn y' all back.
Thought y' all broke up likean old 60s band.
What?
Wow.
Yeah, yeah.
Still enjoy watching all yourindividual podcasts, though.
Had to throw that out there.
Good thing we could take some jokes.

(01:54:48):
Yeah, yeah.
We didn't die.
We.
There's no Yoko Ono's in thegroup so far.
That's what I got.
That's why I got Lady MandalorWhoopty for it.
We just had to engage these people.
Before.
We had a one piece three D2Y adventure.
That's all.
So please.
Especially because we did areaction today if y' all want to

(01:55:09):
go check out our firstinterview with Kevin Stage and to
the stage crew who's probablywatching this later on and post hello
Dana Bear.
The people we've all Navy andWhoopty Talked to @MomoCon who are
doing some cool stuff,cosplayers, projects.
Nolan north, who voicesDeadpool in cartoons, and it's Nathan
Drake from the Unchartedseries, Ms. Zainabear, who is a sweetheart.

(01:55:31):
The Boondocks cast YamaraTaylor, Gary Anthony Williams, Rodney
Barnes and Cedric Yarboroughwas actually really cool to be a
part of.
So please, if you get a chanceto go check those out, if you go
to a room full of Blurs,there's other stuff you can go see
Meg in that chaotic cosplay contest.
Amongst other things.

(01:55:52):
Yeah, on my own page, postposting stuff regularly, trying to
get things out either in longor short form.
Materials burned through theentire Nettie game last week.
Didn't expect that.
And y' all be eating that up.
So going through my catalogand see what else I can clear because
I'm almost done with Zelda.
So looking, takingsuggestions, right?

(01:56:16):
Well, it is your man on thewall, Captain of the ship of Blur's
Eye View.
You can catch us live Tuesdaysand Thursdays at 8pm Eastern.
You can also catch us on APR TV.
That's always press record onyour Roku devices because if you
watch it on YouTube and youget ads, guess what?
You can go over to AlwaysPress record and get it undisturbed.
So go check us out there as well.
Show your support.
Hit that like Share subscribe,tell a friend to tell a friend to

(01:56:38):
tell a friend and then tellyour mama to tell her friends.
And then after that tell somemore friends.
Show your love.
Show your support like andshare subscribe.
Go over to Blur station, dothe same thing.
We got them.
They're coming.
We're locked in.
We get some news coming.
Really?
So we got some really goodnews coming really soon.

(01:56:59):
The way I'm hearing things.
I hear rumblings.
Mutant power activated.
Thursday, 8pm Talking to aguest, hopefully.
And covering some more nerd stuff.
I want to go over some comicstuff really soon too.
Yeah, like this new CaptainAmerica and all that type of stuff.

(01:57:20):
When is the.
When does the static andBatman drop?
Not until I'm.
Not till the end of the year.
Thank you.
I was gonna say, I know it's later.
I know it's this year and still.
Out here with more promo thanWonder Man.
Damn.
Well, yeah, that's true.
Black problem.

(01:57:41):
But once again, thank you tothe crew.
Thank you to you.
We're shutting it down.
We're docking.
Remember to educate yourselfand others.
Entertain yourself and others.
And most of all, encourageyourself and others.
Thank you, everybody.
See you soon.
Take care of yourselves.
Don't be a dick.
Take care of your peoples.
They in trouble.
Punk rock is the new thing.

(01:58:02):
You know what that means?
We'll see you later.
Snake, Are you okay?
Snake.
Snake.

(01:58:39):
Sam.

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