The Blerds vs. Doctor Doom: A Courtroom Showdown

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These vocals are so crazy.
I probably should kick somedope raps or something.
Yeah.
Real talk this was sayingprizes sound like seeing All I got
is it's been a long time coming.

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Check it young man with a oldsoul kicking that kakarot Super Saiyan
gold flow.
Just picture cooler andfreezer inside a cooler and freeze
them at zero degrees.
That means that I'm king cold.
Yeah.
Huge dragon balls over here, bruh.
I grant your wish, bruise yourpride then the tears come, your backbone
non existent when the fearscome then you don't deserve the attention

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when the ears come.
I want two things Fans andexpansion and hands that the show's
getting thrown like jazz offthe mansion I'm so fresh so prince
and none of y' all can handle me.
I'm seeing no prince rock araspberry beret when I heard the
game Making bloods and cripscry together Call that purple rain.

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Since you niggas can't see me,there's a letter for it the beast
said be metaphor because I'mbetter for it and you better know
it.
Cause when I drop these boyswon't be able to get a gig so you
better store it.
Read my lips I'm tellingbetter stories so you make it shake.
I'm a F5 category I will nevergive up, homie Cause that'll bore

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me.
Talent is privilege and beingbetter is mandatory rhyme pattering
from Saturn and I'm a veteranwith lettering you matter then get
better than you never will manI got more skill than your whole
team has, bro.
Don't make me sink yourfucking battleship.
They say practice makesperfect at the top, man Couple years
ago I rode the bench with ahot shame Warming up, took a couple

(01:52):
shots before I caught flameBlaming on my father he's the reason
why he got game Find out whoyou really are Coming from the gutters
first see I'm a differentbreed Must be from another earth
Haters wonder what is worsefor what it's worth Jesus put my
blessings in the spaceship Ijust want my shuttles worth.
Excuse the Ray Allen referenceHaven't had a balanced breakfast

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and night at this dinner timeI'm acting reckless it young and
restless Victor Newman quitassuming I'm human.
Cause you can't predict themovement of more men Space age flow
vote for Pedro, you niggaswon't beat this that throw a steak
in your face float crazy ain'tthe great ho Sick of this Spanish
flu and worth every peso andI'm Puerto Rican above the border

(02:37):
heathen remember that beefthat you wanted?
Should have ordered vegan andI ain't playing no games, homie,
you know the reason.
Long as you niggas isbreathing, it's open season.
Good evening.
What are you?

(02:58):
I am the hope of the universe.
I am the answer to all living.
Things that cry out for peace.
I am protector of the innocent.
I am the light in the darkness.
I am truth.
Allied to good nightmare to you.

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I'm back.
I'm back.
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fade and I just pulled a trapthird rate rappers with a fourth
rate catalog Destined for theshadow realm Y' all should never
act hard flow is so insidiousthat I need an apprentice master
we the forest Peep the contextin my sentence like the sentence

(04:30):
just don't ask me what my penis like they know that I'm the meanest
who you kidding?
I'm Danish, cold tested youcan never twist my metal like the
jury I ain't never mad when Ipush it to the max I got Chris riding
with me about to turn this tofury road since animated I'm the
one that congratulated winnersWhooper VI protective cover like

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it's laminated Damn I madethis 16 like a guillotine it's fascinating
if you think that you're aheadyou get decapitated all that aside,
I ain't merely here to rapwords I'm here to tell you who representing
for the black nerds and toremind you neither one of these are
bad words Biggest livingmirrors they just choose to see it
backwards who be the leadersof discussion when the topic trends

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type that you can miss it fromthe start and make you feel like
an expert on this subject bythe time check the stat Louis viewership
is mad nice all these othershows don't seem to cut it that's
the bad stacks off the bookswith unscripted jewels you can't
write no vampires but theseinterviews on and right yeah, this

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besco Starting a war withthese stars you won't get far this
is the way you play a game oflife A death star so far removed
from the drama we don't knowthis but won't hesitate to shed a
light like a potential WithMisha managed troubles at a disadvantage
must be something in the waterDip your toe because you know it's

(05:54):
warm where can you findanother show with such a fine cast?
And if you try to box them inthey playing Minecraft and basically
the sum made up like youdefine now this crew's the best and
it figures like a line graphI'm Nervan like the words I do I
know headed you don't have tohave absurd IQ they know you can't
relate because they're nerdslike you they help you see the world

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You are now tuned in to Blur View.
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Yeah.

(06:41):
Hey, everybody.
Back again.
Another episode, Blur's eye view.
Look at that.
Shine off my eyes.
There we go.
How are you doing, everybody?
Thank you for tuning in foranother episode of Blurs Up.
You.
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(07:22):
There's that spiel.
Now let's get this party started.
Second in command, permissionto come aboard.
You know you came.
Ready to roll.
Hello.
Hello, everybody.
How's everybody doing outthere in there?

(07:45):
Oh, don't worry.
You're fine.
I'm sitting here.
Oh.
Oh.
Are you.
Are you.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I'm completely fine.
Great.
We're all doing great.
We're all doing great.
This.
This is me at work.
I'm there, but I'm not there.
Like, I'm complete.
I'm fine.

(08:05):
Thank you.
Let's start it out real quick.
What's going on now?
Now showing his love to the family.
Look at you, Mal.
Just spreading the wealth.
You got my money, Christy.
Hello, Christy.
Christy showing her love as well.
What's going on, Christy?
So we already getting thisparty started.

(08:26):
So my man, my brother, Navy Martel.
What's going on, Y' all seewhy you call me out like that, bro?
I mean, really.
I gave him a short introbecause, brother, you've been globetrotting,
man.
You've been doing things.

(08:48):
Watercolor combos is back onthe air.
Yes, yes.
And I'm mad excited, of course.
I had this extremelyillustrious return guest over here,
the.
The captain of the illustriousroom full of bloodship herself, Lady
Mandalore.
She does.
She does her.

(09:09):
She does a great job.
If you're not watching theroom full of blurs on Sunday, 7pm,
you're missing out for real.
She has some really dope blackindie guests that come through and
she.
The conversations.
These are interviews.
The conversations that arebeing had.

(09:30):
There you go.
Need to be.
And I. I know, I know my.
I know my.
I know my executive officerwell enough to know, like, she has
things written down, but italways goes somewhere else where
she needs it.
That is a fair statement.

(09:53):
I do.
I do be planning.
However, it's kind of like,ah, it's.
Me on there somehow.
I'm just.
I'm just a comedic buffer, you know.
It'S like.
I'm gonna listen, look there.
There are days where I don'tknow what the to say and that conversation
gonna be dry.

(10:16):
But you've managed to find away to circumvent because.
Because of the people youbrought on and the guests that you
had on that really.
They really are being held toa standard.
You know, they have great.
They have these have.
They have some amazing.
Work.
Spectacular.

(10:36):
You realize you have created asafe space for black comic creators
and black literature creatorsas well.
So do not sit here.
Don't you give me.
Nah, nah.
You create that space.
You create that.
So the usual crew was here andon our usual guests.

(10:59):
Well, the family are in the chat.
So that means we're allheathens because the rapture didn't
take us.
I mean, I knew I wasn't going.
I forgot my backpacks.
That's why I got left.
The way I look at it is, hey,I'm down here because I got a job
to do.
He ain't ready for me to comehome yet.

(11:19):
So that part.
That part you talk about us.
How are you doing, Captain?
My brother, how are you?
You always asking about us.
I took a 20 minute n, likemaybe 40 minutes before the show.
Of health, sir.

(11:40):
No, it's not an indication,though, because I was.
I've been busy for the pasttwo days dealing with work, but I'm
okay.
We call it the long link.
That's what we do.
Yeah, exactly.
Pretty well, I call it thelong link.
Stepfather had his, hiscelebrated his 70th birthday Saturday

(12:02):
and so all the family came through.
Him and him and my sister,they share the same birthday, so
celebrated with family downthere, had had a great time.
And yeah, sleep does happen.
That's part, yeah, sleep does happen.
But yeah, it, I mean, we'vebeen good.
Work is work.

(12:23):
Yeah, I just work here.
That's what it is.
I'll just work here.
So I, I generally try to askeveryone how their weekend was, so,
you know, at that special occasion.
What about the, the captain ofthe other vessel, the executive officer
of this one?
How was your weekend?

(12:45):
No, you.
Oh, me.
You.
I.
Sorry, I, I, I think it was fine.
It was fine.
It was good.
It was good.
It's the time.
It's the time.
You know what happened?
You know why I accidentallydon't do drugs.

(13:10):
I accidentally thought that Iwas, I was, and it turns out that
I was not.
And 12 hours later, I left.
The first Saturday.
The time is, let me tell you,I was listening to Rockville's radio
with Roxanne Shantay earlier today.

(13:33):
Classic.
And she says, and she says,how do you know when it's time to
put up your summer clothes andbring out the fall clothes?
And I said, well, I weargraphic tees year round, so that
don't change.
And you know, so I said, howdo I know fall is here?
The time change.

(13:53):
The time change if, if the sunis setting and it's not and it's
before 8 o'.
Clock.
Because normally it setsaround 8:30, 9 o' clock during the
summer.
So when it starts, when itstarts creeping on back in before
the weatherman decides to say,oh, roll your clocks.

(14:13):
I'm like, man, my clock wasrolled back weeks prior to you telling
it's already started.
The worst thing that they everdid was make.
What is it?
The, the roll your clock backeven later.
That should be me up for it.
I still.
Why is it gonna be midnightbefore I turn the goddamn clock?

(14:36):
Like just October is two.
What is it?
October?
Yeah, yeah, it used to beSeptember, right?
But yeah, no use me September.
It actually stopped around 1979.
That's when they stoppedmaking it.
October, September.
And pushes to October, right.
Well, Mr.

(14:58):
Ready the ship.
Ship.
Right.
On the other cruise here,Black Spark, what's going on?
Hey, the man, he makes engineslook light.
Ladies and gentlemen, there he is.
I know we're all talking aboutthe Rapture.
Last time they said a whiteman was talking Coming to take us.
Slavery happened.
This is true.

(15:20):
It wasn't me that said it, butevery time the rapture gets brought
up, I just love to repeat thatold man's words.
Are you waking up?
It's nothing.
There is nothing more joyousthan watching sheep just fall and
just scatter themselves.
And I'm just like, oh, the.
Oh, this is.
This is comedy for me right now.

(15:41):
I'm like, well, what abouteverybody else that's gonna be sticking
around?
It's gonna be a hell of a party.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, the way theytreating it and.
And.
And Daylight savings time is dying.

(16:01):
Fall back is coming back.
That Mother Nature finallydecided to come off the oven.
I'm good.
The Tylenol is being outlawed,I guess.
I don't know.
It's a thing a certain person in.
A certain area in a certainaddress can't say.
A certain 14 letter word.
You shouldn't be talking.
The first was, if you can'tpronounce it, why are you speaking

(16:25):
on it?
The pork.
The porky pig of pronunciations.
He gets stuck on a singularword, and he repeats it 15 times
within three sentences.
You don't know how to do dryruns before the camera comes on.
The answer, that, man, is adry run.

(16:48):
What are you talking about?
I was kind of waiting for theMitch McConnell system reboot.
I kind of.
I want him to stop.
Oh, my God.
That was absolutely hilarious.
You know, we've all watchedsitcoms coming up, say, by the Bell
with Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
This.

(17:08):
You ever notice how they do that?
Even now?
Abbott elementary.
You ever notice when they lookat the camera, that third person
look at the camera and they'rejust, like, looking at the audience.
Every day he's on the screen,I'm doing, like, did this actually

(17:29):
happen?
And it's getting crazier now.
Now, y', all, y' all heard thenews about Tick Tock, right?
Finally being America.
One shall fall and anothershall rise.
Oh, my gosh.
When they said Oracle, I said Oracle.

(17:49):
Yep.
Are you them and undecl.
Undisclosed amount.
So you know it starts with aB. Yeah, Yeah.
I need to get.
I need to get my.
My Optimus prime speech out.
One shall fall.
But amongst raptures andTylenol being the.

(18:12):
The bane of man's existence,we did get some good news.
We just got a new trailer fromour favorite father and son duo.
Yeah, it's Lady Mandalore.
Really confused.

(18:35):
For a second.
That was priceless.
Wait, no, hold on now, holdon, hold on.
Before I salute you.
That was beautiful.
I have been watching for days.
He just totally just bottomed out.
But for those who haven't seenit, for those who have not seen it,

(18:57):
I know we've seen it.
But for those that have notseen it, this is the new Mandalorian
and Grogu trailer that'scoming out in.
Is it May next year or March?
I think it's March.
Oh, yes, Perfect.
Yes, it is.
So here's a new trailer.
Let's check it out.

(20:08):
Yes.
Impressive.

(20:45):
Good shot, baby.
Look, you know, Lady Mandalore knows.
I've been waiting for this.
I swear.
I.
You have been waiting.
You've been waiting.
Go ahead.

(21:08):
For years, since that littleshowed up on the screen for the first
time.
I wait.
Oh, I can't wait.
Saying I have been waiting forthis because as obviously they said
that this would be these.

(21:28):
The movie.
Are they.
I can't remember if they saidthey're going back to do another
series to kind of close it allout, but this might be it.
I don't know.
This is it.
This is this as.
As per the heads of whatthings that are.
That are Grogu and Mandalorian.
It's supposed to be the last.
However, I don't think it'llbe the last time we see them.

(21:50):
Oh, no.
Oh, God, no.
Oh, God, no.
I know that.
That's.
That's a definite.
Are you kidding?
Interesting.
You have.
You have certain Easter eggsin there.
Yep.
Individual.
I bet.
Are they trying to wrap up?
Are they trying to revive BobaFett in this one?
No.
No.
I mean, no, Say it that way,but it was just like, oh, that was

(22:13):
such.
Not a great performance.
And then the second half ofthat series became always Mandalorian.
What was it between.
Yeah, 2A.
Yeah.
1.5.
And then.
And finish that like.
And I hated that it went thatroute, but it seems like it seems

(22:37):
like you could got a coupleloose ends you need to tie up at
least anyway with some of thecharacters you introduced on that
series.
But.
Yeah, I. Yeah, this is gonnabe amazing.
This is going to be absolutely amazing.
It really is.
Yeah.
Because right.
Right now, the mouse needs alot of plus wins right now.

(23:03):
One of us was gonna say it.
That's all I want to spoilright now.
They need $4 billion worth ofhelp now after.
After that debacle.
Listen, look, after.
After the price increase theyput out, I just got my email from
Hulu.
I was like, oh, yeah, y' all just.

(23:26):
So you're.
You want to take losses.
Is that what you're trying totell me.
Okay.
To continue with.
Continue with the quality ofprogramming you're receiving from
Disney.
Hulu plus, we must now do aprice increase.
See, y' all gave me a price increase.
I just wanna.
I just wanna reply back with apirate flag.
Was it worth it?

(23:48):
That's.
Was it worth it?
All I gotta say I'm sorry ifread the room was a thing.
If you corporations out theredon't understand what's going on

(24:10):
now.
The people who speak.
Y' all feel it in your pockets.
This is.
This ain't no now.
Y'.
All.
Y' all with things that peoplesettle in at the end of the day.
They like watching, you know,Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers and
all those late nighttelevision is a tradition.
That's one of the few thatstill exists.

(24:30):
Yeah, y' all take.
Y' all touch that.
I'm telling you, they justsaid it quit with us.
When they said.
When they said, oh, we'regonna air the memorial in place of
it.
And it was.
I bet the not.
Oh, they said it just.
It like we.
Like we've been saying.
They.

(24:50):
When Num.
Numbers.
Numbers hit numbers hit checkbooks.
All of a sudden things change.
Now you have their attention.
This just show proof in thepudding right there.
Yeah.
But if.
But if it is airing tonight.
But Sinclair, which owns about40 different stations, refuses to

(25:14):
air it.
So there's going to be a lotof markets out there that will not
be able to see it tonight.
Yeah.
In other words, they're.
They're throwing a fit.
They're back there.
No, it is what it is.
Yeah.
Sinclair Media is the onethrowing a fit.
Can I imitate Lady Manilow fora second?

(25:35):
You don't understand that y'all around with the wrong.
You sons of.
That's.
You know, it's fine.
It's fine.
Less is better bought than told.
And guess what?
Y' all ain't been told yet.
But when you go put that car.
And it says decline.
Yeah.

(25:55):
I'm just saying.
So who will Pedro be a dad tonext now that he's done with this
and last of us, Franklin Richards.
Yeah.
Correct.
That man don't do nothing isget a goddamn check.
He's been his father in justabout everything he's done.

(26:15):
Yes.
Since Game of Thrones, he'sbeen a father in every but.
Yeah, but Disney, I'm sorry.
After what happened with Huluand WWE and then you decided to do
Kimmel and then this.
I. I don't know.
I don't know.
Who's in Yalls room that's onthat white girl.
But you might want to, youknow, send them on sabbatical.

(26:38):
Meanwhile, Netflix said, we'llgo ahead and take Sesame Street.
Yes, chiefly.
They got it.
Their deal with.
Their deal with Sesame street make.
I was like, y' all got it.
Netflix slid in like theuncle, like, come over here.
You know, your mom and your mom.
And dad are fighting.
Come over and live with youruncle Tio for a little while.

(26:58):
Basically.
That uncle metaphor may not.
May also be true in thenegative context.
You might want to be careful.
I'm just saying.
Because don't get me, don'tget me wrong, Sesame Street, I'm
glad it found a home becausethat and other.
Other PBS programming.
Yes.

(27:23):
I just want to grow the galaxy.
I don't know what y' all doingover there.
Like, look, I am trying tosave Star Wars.
What are y' all doing?
I don't know about them.
Them over there, but we coolover here.
Don't put me in with them.
I got.
I got plans to remake theForce Awakens.
Y' all are with this.

(27:44):
I tried.
I got plans and y' all messingme up.
I'm like, I got a good thing.
Going over here now.
I got Samuel Jackson ready tocome back as Mace Windu.
But no.
It'S so crazy if you try.
And the streaming serviceshave gotten so intermingled and intertwined,

(28:04):
you end up canceling one, youend up having to cancel many others
because you have now made thema part of your daily viewing.
And that is ridiculous.
You know what?
You know what?
You right now, Pedro Pascal isthe modern day media's baby daddy.
Favorite father right now.

(28:24):
I was gonna say Navy.
You know what would be reallyevil right now about cable?
They did a Thanos likecommercial where he has the in game.
He has the in game scene wherehe's like, all of you went to subscriptions
and now you fail.
What does that bring you rightback to me?
Just.
Just sitting right.
What's going on?
Geek by hearts.

(28:45):
There she is.
Catch your breath.
As a.
Catch your breath.
Let's see it in your eyes.
So real quick, we just airedthe Mandalorian Grogu trailer and
I know you've seen it.
So I mean.

(29:07):
I mean, yeah, for me, I. I wasjust saying this to Jay because we,
we just did our recording.
I would have liked to havejust it been a season four.
That's just me personally.
I don't.
I'm not that crazy about itbeing a movie.
And it's gonna be.
It's gonna be definitely amake or break for Star wars because
you're putting it in a primemovie slot of May 2026.

(29:32):
So you're talking about that.
It's going to be supposedlythe kickoff to the summer and you.
It's.
It's the kickoff to the summer.
It's celebrating Star Wars Day.
It's.
It's.
Don't get me wrong, it's gonna pull.
It's going to pull.
I.
That I am not worried about.
It's going to pull.
However, there are haterswithin the mists already.

(29:56):
Do y' all just like to be disappointed?
Do you like.
Do you like the drama?
Apparently.
So, like, what is wrong?
What is wrong with it?
I wish I had that thing withthe preacher.
What's wrong with y'?
All?
I'll say it once and I'll sayit again.
There is just some Star warsfans that like being toxic, that
will not be pleased withwhatever is put out there.

(30:18):
They will always find something.
I've never understood theconcept of and we'll do this real
quick before I go to break butI've never understood the concept
of being in love with a fandom.
Right.
But then piss on everythingthat's involved.
If you don't like it, thenjust that's fine.

(30:41):
When I say you don't have tolike everything, you know, but everything.
Oh, I don't like this.
This is a.
It did not mean you out grown it.
And that.
That's fine too.
Right.
It's not for you.
Right.
It's.
It's not going to be what youwant it to be.

(31:01):
Great lady.
My lord off.
I love never.
It's never all.
All a real Star wars fan wantis great storytelling.
Yeah.
And.
And it's.
And it that that galaxy has itin troves.

(31:26):
If you look at the prequels,those three films was a great storytelling.
The CGI wasn't that great, butit was also the beginning of using
a lot of cgi.
I was about to say it was goodfor that era because I remember us
all being really blown awaywhen it came out.

(31:46):
Exactly.
Now visually, does it the.
Does the CGI hold up now?
No, not really.
But the story is still reallystrong there.
The fight scenes alone.
Good.
Some of the best in the whole series.
Yes.
And also visions literallywhere we.

(32:09):
They give animation studiosand other studios a shot and how
many and you've seen what nowtwo new seasons to where different
studios have had shots attelling stories.
And again we find ourselvessound like broken records.
Give these other studios a chance.
There are plenty other storiesin the Star wars universe that can
be told, and it doesn't alwayshave to involve a Jedi.

(32:29):
Now that, that when yourealize that you can tell a story
outside of the Jedi andoutside of the sit and just kind
of tell the story, it.
It.
You're really starting to get blown.
Skeleton crew.
I just.
From the trailer alone, Isaid, this is going to be Goonies
in space.

(32:51):
I'm for this.
And then to watch it andrealize it don't.
It doesn't have to tie in tothe whole Skywalker saga or anything
else.
You just know it exists.
Correct.
He's beautiful.
And.
And here you have a greatstoryteller, the acolyte.
It was a great story.

(33:11):
Just bad pace.
But the fight scenes, though,you had.
You had.
Dude, you had to do with noJedi powers.
Fighting somebody with Jedipowers and just making them look
all the way bad.
Yeah.
I changed your pacing.
Keep the story.
Because where it was.
Where it was going, I was hooked.
That's it.
I want to know.

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I. I need to know which.
Once again, that was like aultimate prequel.
Yeah.
Because you were gonna see thefoundation of things.
They weren't just, like,holding on to the Skywalker trilogy
and all that saga.
And I, I really wanted to seemore of that.

(33:54):
Yeah.
So it.
I, I, you know, so justgetting some of these side stories
that don't involve some of themainstream great.
Like you said, Spartan Visionsis fantastic.
The.
The Sith storylines are great.
Everything I've seen from Starwars is just a good ride because

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you really don't know wherethe story is.
Not like with comics where youkind of get an understanding, you
know, you kind of know whereit's coming from or where it's going
or where it could go.
Star wars is a little different.
And then with Starfightercoming out.
I'm just saying.
I need this.
I need to see something.

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But I'm saying.
But I'm very much open.
I'm like, okay.
Looks concerned.
It's the Ryan Gosling in there.
That's what it is.
Oh, she's not concerned.
She's swoon.
Never mind.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You're good.
I miss.
I mistook your poker face for concern.
Wow.
Oh, no, it is.
Oh, no.
I am not with the shits.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,no, no.
I'm not.
I'm not sold in.
No, I need more.
But once again, it's just starting.
I'm not going to trash it.
I'm not going to turn it down.
I'm just like, hey, I'm.
I'm glad to be in an area inan age where I still get something
I grew up with, like,literally grew up with.

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Start.
This stuff came out before Iwas born.
So I get to grow up and.
Still get these stories.
And I'm like, this is, thisis, this is going to go on.
Like, this is not.
This is the thing that's notgoing to die.
I'm just gonna say.
I'm gonna say enjoy it becauseas a Star Trek fan, all we got left
is Starfleet Academy.
Yeah, that's all we got leftbecause Strange New Worlds Discovery

(35:43):
has wrapped up.
Yeah.
They're gonna remove it in thenext five minutes.
You know that.
Here's the, here's the thing, though.
You can only go so far.
Like they revisited the old.
They revisited pre Kirk StarTrek so many times that all you can
do is either go forward or tryto go in between Picard or Janeway
or Cisco.

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I really wish Cisco got alonger run.
He actually got the longestrun out of everybody.
Shorter Picard.
But again, like I said from a.
Star Trek fan situation, andprobably one of my.
In my second favorite Captaintoo, because Jesus.
I mean that.
I mean in that universe, not in.
In fandom or around, but inthat universe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So again, to.

(36:25):
To reiterate or just piggybackoff what you're saying, enjoy that.
You're getting Star Wars.
You're getting more Star warscontent because you could be like
us and be like, hey, we'retrying to enjoy this last Friday.
Strange New Worlds before.
This is it.
And then we have the Orville,which, God dog it, please give me.

(36:46):
Give me the season.
Dude, it's really good.
Laney's face, just so good.
Yes.
Yes.
And I love it so much.
I just gave it another rewatchand I'm like, I.
Please.

(37:08):
What about 2nd Farland?
But he can.
He can create a show.
Yeah.
And he's.
And he's a Star Trek.
He's a huge Star Trek fan.
The Orville for that too.
So.
So we're gonna take a quick break.
Guess what we're doing tonight.
First court trials.
Chilling.

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First Dr. Doom, we're going tobe talking about.
We have our.
We have our defense, we haveour prosecution, we have our bailiff,
we have our jury.
Let's see how this turns out.
This is going to be fun.
This is going to be so much fun.
And until then, we will beright back for our first blurred

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court trials.
The trial of Dr. Doom.
We'll be right back, girl.

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Let's reach out one time.

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Let'S reach out one let'sreach out one foreign.

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Who are present as we come tothe court of Dr. Doom.
We will have our plaintiff andour defense.
The prosecutor and the defenseattorney, please rise.

(41:02):
All right, here we go.
This is gonna be fun.
You caught me off guard doing that.
Could have been better.
I know, but you work on the fly.
Damn fly.
We have the defense for Dr.Doom, Attorney Lady Manilore.
Oh, and we have the prosecution.

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Oh, for Dr. Doom.
Oh, excuse me, can I, can Iask the defense attorney to see me
after court?
Because you know, we have the jury.
Of course we have to talk about.
A few things, you know, offrecord, so.
Yeah, I apologize, sir.
I, I, I'm booked.
Endless.

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Oh, my goodness.
All right, so we have beforeyou the trial of Dr. Doom.
We will start with the prosecution.
Why do you feel like he needsto be locked up?
Oh, I'll start with me first.
All right, cool.
Dang.
I was gonna, I was gonna knowthe rules.
Yes, I was.
I was.

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I, I had a prepared statement,but I was gonna go in a southern
accent, but I was gonna soundtoo much like Colonel Sanders.
So, ladies and gentlemen ofthe court of the jury and those watching
the trial, how else can weexplain Victor Von Doom misunderstood
genius?
A man who came from nothingand left with something from rags

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to riches.
And then, or simply put, anegomaniac that simply got in his
own way?
What?
I will explain in very shortsentences because I am long winded
and this show is only two hours.
So let's get to the point of it.
This man is only in it for himself.
I'll give three simple examples.

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For example, power has alwaysbeen his main thing.
And he never got enough of it.
He literally used it toconquer Latveria.
Although you couldn't complainbecause half the time his citizens
are taken care of.
One would say he's benevolent.
I'd say he's a dictator.
Why?
Ask Silver Surfer, who in hisearliest points managed to steal

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the power cosmic from theSilver Surfer, becoming one of the
most powerful beings on Earth,having a reign of terror across the
entire cosmos.
And yet how many people did ittake to finally take him down?
That's just one.
And it's like, oh, he can't bethat bad.

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Let's go.
More recently, the most BloodHunt storyline where Strange had
no choice but to go to Doom tofight the vampire invasion led by
Dracula, which again turnedout to be an ultra older, older vampire
spirit.
Doom had only one request.
Dr.
Strange.
Allow me to be Sorcerersupreme and I can defeat him.

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Which he did in mere moments.
And then instead ofrelinquishing the title, what does
Doom do?
Decides that he needs to bethe point in the sphere to protect
all dimensions from Earth asSorcerer Supreme.
Not giving up his role, prettymuch leaving Steve in astral form

(44:15):
and again deciding that heknows best.
But oh no, we.
We can.
I mean, we can leave thatthere, but we can also go with the
fact going back to power, he'snever satisfied with the power that
he has.
Even with his Doombots, evenwith his intellect, even with the
fact that time and time againhe has shown Richard Re.

(44:36):
He has shown Reed Richardsthat he is smarter than him at every
turn.
But it's never enough.
You want to know his level ofpetty that the Human Torch in one
storyline had to go to him for help.
And what does Doom do?
Do makes an undisclosed deal.
What was that deal that Reedand Susan's daughter, he named her

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Valeria.
Just to tell just give onefinal big fu to read.
So I'm just gonna leave it inthree points for simple fact of the
matter.
Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Doom.
If anything is a man out for himself.
Admittedly it militia isadmittedly to his own hubris.
He has said this that withoutDoom, there is no perfection.

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I am perfection.
I am Doom.
His exact words, Judge, is,was it not?
I'd have to agree.
According to the files thatare going to be brought to me at
the desk, let's see what theattorney Mandalore has to say.
Attorney Mandalore.
Well, well, good evening,ladies and gentlemen of the court.
I would like to I beseech youto take a moment and allow Sir Spartan

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a brief moment to catch hisbreath, as the wind was quite long
with that opening statement.
Ladies and gentlemen, I willkeep this as brief as possible as
my counterpart has seen fit tolist nearly all of the reasons why

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the benevolent God EmperorDoom deserves and needs your allegiance,
compliance and love.
Dr. Doom is absolutely aflawed man, but he's seen fit to

(46:31):
fix that to the point where hehad to become a God.
And what would an angry God doto those that have Turned against
him oh, so many times.
Would he bring togetherfragmented universes and multiverses
and bring them together inorder to have.

(46:53):
Pardon me.
In order to have all of these people.
I broke.
I broke.
Would he bring together all these.
Or take a moment to bringtogether all of these fragmented

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multiverses in order to createone unified planet?
Where instead of going throughall of this red tape, you would just
fight amongst each other insingular combat if necessary, in
order to prove who is right.
Once that battle is done,that's it.

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There's no waiting for someoneto sentence you to prison.
There's no injustice for the victim.
It is mano a mano.
And that is, ladies andgentlemen, just One point that Dr.
Doom has created with hisgodlike powers.
Let us not forget that heactually has a stable nation in.

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Not Valeria.
Oh, why'd you put that name inmy head?
Anyway, he.
He does have a stable countryin Latveria.
Yes, some might say that herules with a strong hand.
However, those that come tohim willingly and are law abiding

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citizens under his order seeno famine, no poor health care, no
orange demons swooping in withilliteracy and.
And.
And uppity ness, if you will.
No, this is an educated man.

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He is a man for the people.
And with that, ladies andgentlemen, I yield my time.
Thank you so much.
So, I'm so sorry, I tried tokeep things.
Because I'm looking the.
The jury has a lot to say.
So, Attorney Spartan, now youmentioned that Dr.

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Strange has come to Doom tohelp with the vampire problem, and
he willingly gave up the cloakof Agamotta, correct?
Correct.
And it seems from AttorneyMandalore's state that a lot of people
have come to him voluntarilyand he's helped.

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So is it wrong that they.
That he's taking advantage of it?
I don't agree with it.
But they did volunteer.
Is this correct?
Volunteer?
Volunteer is one thing out ofdesperation because it's easy to
sit there and say, oh well,they can come to him because every
other option has been exhausted.

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Like I said before, the Torchonly went to him because there was
no other option.
Even though Reed had sat thereand said, there's no way I would
work with this man.
At the same time, Dr.
Strange, who again wassorcerer supreme at the time, could
not stop the vampire invasion.

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So what was left?
Of course, out of desperation,they would go to doom.
Does this mean that doom is the.
Does this mean that doom is the.
The nuclear weapon?
The nuclear button?
No, he's basically.
If you had to choose betweendevils better the devil, you know.
But at the same time, are theystupid for trusting Doom?

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Yes, because Doom at the end is.
Is always going to do what isbest for Doom.
It's easy to sit there and sayoh well he.
He has a stable country.
Most dictators do have astable country because most of citizens
are not going to complain witha guy that can have you disappear
in the night.
Don't believe me?
Ask Doom's former fiance.
You know, the one that hesacrificed to demons to basically

(50:58):
get power.
Or the fiance that he got out.
The fiance that he kicked outa lot barrier because well, her and
Human Torch had a night beforethe wedding.
Well, in that case, wouldn'tyou say that he was a.
An significant other that was slighted.
Would you not act in the same fashion?
He was.
He was a jolt.

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Yes.
Jilted lover.
Absol freaking lutely.
But at the same time, in theend, Doom always does what he does
for himself.
He is not benevolent.
He is self serving.
And the thing that you know as.
As much as the defense wouldlove to sit there and say that God
Emperor Doom is.
Is through him is perfection.

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It's easy to.
It's easy disguise perfectionbecause it's basically an iron fist
wrapped in a velvet glove.
Attorney Mandalore, let me askyou with my client.
I apologize.
I understand.
Is it to my understanding thatwhat attorney Spartan says is true?

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That he does rule with a bitof a strong will, but as you stated
earlier, it's what the strongwill does to maintain his country.
Absolutely, your honor.
What?
Under what circumstances doyou not elect strong leaders?
Even easy when they're notmaybe the highest of collegiate standards.

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They do.
They all.
They all have that one thingin common.
They do exude strength.
They do exude confidence.
A sense of fallacy is notsomething that you would like to
see in your life leaders.
Is that not true, Mr. Spartan?
I just.

(52:55):
I'm.
These are.
I apologize.
This is not a moment for questions.
But let me bring up some more points.
You, Mr. Spartan brought upthat these people came to Dr. Doom.
Pardon me.
I'm so sorry.
God.
And Per.
Doom came to him out of desperation.

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Where were your heroes, sir?
Why could they not step up tothe platform?
Why was Doom the last option?
I will tell you why.
Dr. Doom is a genius.
Dr. Doom is a chess masteramong chess masters.
Doom plans for all thingsexcept for that one time where he

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got his face blew it up.
But that's here nor there.
That's Mr. What's his face's fault.
Over there.
But outside of that, he alsoshows that he can grow from his mistakes.
He learns from his mistakes.
So much so that he has evengone out of his way to correct some
of his mistakes, atone for his actions.

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That is something that youmost definitely want to see in your
leadership.
I would like to also point out.
Just.
Just.
I apologize, Your honor.
There was an instance a fewyears back, one of the times where

(54:21):
Iron man had died and weneeded to have something to take
up his mantle.
And who was there?
I rest.
I rest for a moment.
For a mere moment.
Honor.
I'm sure there are more thingsthat you would like to.
I do have a question from the.

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I opened the floor.
I apologize.
So.
So I do have, from the filesthat were given to me that you mentioned
the explosion that caused himto end up wearing his armor.
And he blamed Reed for that.
However, isn't it true thatReed warned him of the calculations
that Doom himself were makingwas making that would lead to said

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explosion?
And Victor at the time, choseto ignore him?
It was that due to his hubrisor his sheer not wanting to recognize
that one of his peers was justtrying to help him.
Now, while this is absolutelytrue, and it is so tragic at such

(55:26):
a young age to have thosescars foisted upon you just because
you were seeking knowledge.
It's just.
If he had tried just a littlebit harder to get me to get him to
stop, I don't think we wouldbe having this conversation today.

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But also, why would you listento someone who has time and time
again shown that he has flawsin his theories as well?
There's nothing you can do.
There's nothing that you can do.
Sometimes you just have.
You have to learn through action.
And unfortunately, was God andfor Doom.

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Sacrifice these points today.
Okay, Spartan, do you want to.
Mr. Spartan, want to address that?
Wait a minute.

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He just saw it and understood.
Only thing missing is thewhite leather jacket.
The white coat.
Really?
That's all that's missing?
The white outfit with the white.
The white jumpsuit.
And I was like, no, I gottamatch the gray with everything.
And the purple.
I gotta get the gray.
So I was gonna say A and E,hit it best.

(56:58):
He said, not deliver your post.
But I said, if she comes out.
With a white hat, I'm gonnalose it.
She comes out with a white hat.
No, no.
Stay away from your closet.
Stay away from your.
Stay.
Right.
I read that.
I was like, oh.
Train of thought got broken.
Oh, okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, this iswhat we call the fourth wall.

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That's been busted.
Okay, just so you know, I, I apologize.
I apologize.
I. I say this in rebuttalbecause to quote x men 97, most other
nations don't allow aterrorist to be their leader.
Yet so many allow theirleaders to be terrorists.

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When it comes to, when itcomes to Victor von Doom, we can
keep on saying he's the last,he's the last resort, because again,
better the devil you know.
But in the end, do the, do the means?
Do the ends justify the means?
How many times will heroeslearn not to trust this man?
Well, we could also sit thereand say that heroes also have a fault.

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Reed always wanted to see thegood in Doom, even though Doom has
shown him time and time againthat he cannot be trusted.
The Avengers tried to trustdude, thinking they can control him.
And what happened?
The same thing that always happens.
Doom is nothing more than a scorpion.
And yet the heroes are the fraud.
And every time they trust ascorpion, they get stung.

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And what is Doom?
And what does Doom always say?
I am doomed.
I'm not going to change.
In the same sense, Doom didn't change.
When he sent Richard Reeds tohell, he said Richard Reeds to hell.
He took over Sue Storm andturned the entire Fantastic Four

(58:47):
against each other.
Not to mention because, youknow, he's such a great emperor.
He's such a great emperor, butyet his problem is his hubris.
Because someone called hissuit stupid and he destroyed a universe
because of it.
If that is not a level ofpetty from an omnipotent, from it.

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From a godlike being with avery petty demeanor, of course you
can sit there and say thathe's done great, but at the end,
do the ends justify the means?
Yes, the problem is taken care of.
But we always have to admitthat Doom is a problem.

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And it's unfortunately aproblem that won't be solved.
Because the person that willalways save him is Reed.
So if you really want to behonest, Doom always has an out.
Because Reed Richards willnever admit that he is truly the
greater evil.
Okay.
Also, with the files that werebrought in front of me, it's to my

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understanding that the X Menhad went to that barrier expecting
a battle.
And yet Doom opened his doorsto them not only just in.
In solidarity, but alsotreated them to their native dishes.
This includes Queen GoddessStorm as well, on a separate occasion.

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Is it quite possible thatthere was some miscommunication.
At that point?
I would say Doom is doing whatevery Doom was doing what every guest
does best.
You are allowed thehospitality of my Home until you
are deemed a threat.
Hence why the Doom bots werein the same dining area as well as

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the X Men.
So you had hospitality in onehand, a sword in the other.
Depends on how you acted.
It's depend on how you leave.
You could leave in peace oryou could leave in pieces.
He said so as he served Storm,her favorite pot of gumbo.
All right.

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I'll give you.
I'll let you give your last answer.
We'll go to the jury.
So first of all, at least Dr.Doom doesn't invade minds without
their permission.
At least he doesn't invade the mock.

(01:01:19):
Dr. Doom has to do.
Has to.
There are several steps thatGod Emperor do must take prior to
entering anybody's mind brain.
Whatever you want to call it.
Whatever Skull Rock.

(01:01:44):
However, you have your socalled heroes amongst the X Men who
consistently invade the mindsof others innocence as well as.
As those as.
As those that you perceive as guilty.
Yet where is the pomp andcircumstance for them?
Where's the dragon for the professor?

(01:02:10):
For one Jean Grey who hascountless times ruined universes
ruined.
Where's the.
Where's the Scarlet Witch?
I would like to know.
Oh, I'm trying to.
Also.
We all know how the X Men getdown when they be out.

(01:02:36):
However, I have to hold you attorney.
The X Men are not on trial.
Oh no, please.
I'm.
I'm simply giving evidence asto why God and Perdum must take the
actions that he does wheneverthey come to visit.

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To put it simply, they don'tknow how to act outside of their
home.
Security is necessary wheneverthe X Men are around.
We have children that do notquite have a firm grasp on their
powers.
We have omega level mutantsthat just on a whim if the wind blows.

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Whether that's permit thestorm or that's Jean Gray the hag.
We just don't seem tounderstand or know when that is going
to happen.
So we need in Latveriasecurity in place to protect not
only our God Emperor.
Even though he could smitethem with the blink of an eye.

(01:03:43):
It is.
It is the.
The ability of God EmperorDoom to not smite them where they
stand.
That shows his benevolence.
That shows his restraint.
That shows his dire necessityto bring all of us together.
Humans and mutants alike.

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All right.
So we are going to the jury now.
We have our bay with us actingas jury as well we have Missouri.
But wait.
Go ahead.
Your honor, I. I just.
Can I allow one.
One minor statement or closingI should say.
Because I. I have to Say thisbecause I. I feel that there needs

(01:04:30):
to be a clarification on Dr.Doom and not invading the minds of
others.
And I can't help but wonder,does the name Malice not ring a bell?
Singular.
But yes.
And for altruistic reasons.
Altruistic reasons.
You say that again.
The whole idea of Malice wasto basically turn Susan against the

(01:04:53):
Fantastic Four against her will.
The same type.
It brought them together.
It made them stronger together.
Your honor.
But there it is again.
The ends justify the means.
Is that yes.
I'm so glad you agree with me, Spartan.
Yes.

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Dr. Doom is justified.
Hold on.
I have to close because whatthe defense is arguing we.
She argues that Bear the devil.
You know, he's an optioneverybody goes to.
Then it was oh, he's such abenevolent leader.
And then it's like he doesn'tinvade without permission mission.

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It's like we have to keepgiving these levels of.
Of acceptance for the overallfact that this man will do whatever
he wants to do.
Susan with Susan Storm was notthe first mod.
He invaded Zarako.
The Tomorrow man was one.
Norman MacArthur was another one.
Daredevil was another one.

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And that's just off the top ofmy head.
And these were all mindtransfers that he did on a whim.
Why?
Self service.
I say this because as much thedefense wants to sit there and say
that that Dr. Doom isliterally above reproach.
He is nothing more than a selfserving egomaniac that will simply

(01:06:21):
do what is best for him.
The fact that Liberia is justhis home country is just a bonus.
But again, he's a dick.
And I close.
We have to strike that thatfrom the record for the second.
So geek by heart.
I will ask you to keep tallyof the fours and against as I put
them up on the screen from the.
From the jury in the audience.

(01:06:42):
Taco Noir says Doom goes underthe jail dictatorship on trial.
Or was the word world betteror not?
If he's the wild card.
So we'll put him as.
I guess you're an alternate, sir.
Get right back.
Get right back in the back room.

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Bama says that Negro is guilty.
I got the Infinity callingright here.
Been on fire this whole time, man.
Now says you can leave with apiece of foot in your ass or a piece
of chicken in your mouth or both.
Piece of chicken.

(01:07:30):
Oh, oh, wait.
Can I, can I add one, onefinal piece, please?
I promise it will.
Less than two seconds.
Time's up.
But did you die?
But did you die?
What is your decision?

(01:07:50):
For or against?
He says, dude, he Says dude,ain't you?
Oh, you're asking me?
Yes.
And then we'll go to Lanny forthe final tally.
While I feel that theprosecution was quite passionate.

(01:08:14):
I'm sorry.
The defense was quitepassionate in the pursuit of defending
the.
The.
Illustrious and somewhat crazyDr. Doom.
I'm gonna say he's guilty.
Okay, Laney, what is yourfinal verdict and what's the tally?

(01:08:34):
While I understand understandboth standpoints, I find it very
hard that when you aredefending someone, you're defending
your someone by talking aboutother people's actions and not defending
your own.
That's a problem.
So I also think that he is guilty.
I'm sorry, bruh.

(01:08:55):
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I did say what he did.
First of all, I thought hesaved the whole universe.
He saved the whole ass universe.
Multiverse.
Multiverses at that.
I said that you needed me.
You need to do.
When Iron man was gone.
An almost unanimous decision.
This kangaroo court, this ain't.

(01:09:18):
We got your names.
We got.
We got all your.
Everybody down there.
I know.
Order.
Order somewhat.
And we have now that Doom isin defense of.
You got some more storms combo.
Let's go.
Oh, my God.

(01:09:42):
By order of the jury of hispeers has been listed as Doom has
been listed as guilty.
I'm sorry.
Honestly, I was going for amistrial myself.
Oh, my God, we are so unserious.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

(01:10:03):
Mistrial.
What you missing?
What you missing?
What you want?
Telling you two for a dollar.
What you looking for?
Wow.
Wow.
All nurse says he'd take Doomover Lex.
But we aren't arguing overwhich smells best, are we?

(01:10:27):
Your cellmate, Mr. Daystar iswaiting for you.
Don't mouth off.
Rock Nation will come see you.
Wow.
Wow, right?
Oh, my God, we are so unserious.
Oh, nerd.
I don't know why you callingme out.
All I get to say is here's ajudge, court is a jury.
That's all I got.
Oh, my God.

(01:10:49):
Christy says did the lawyerjust threaten the entire jury?
And what of it?
She is.
She is Doom's lawyer.
Oh, my God.
That makes my face hurt justhearing this.
Because we're.
We got to do this againThursday because.
Because I have two somethingsomething she said earlier.

(01:11:12):
Okay, so we're moving on on toour next trial, the trial of Lex
Luthor.
She just.
She just closed.
No doubt.

(01:11:37):
The love practice has justbeen shuttered.
Okay, she is following.
See.
Oh, my God.
Said Frank Cass was waitingoutside for the work as we speak.
Waiting on the birth that he Is.
Oh, my God.
We are so in serious.
Okay.

(01:11:59):
I love y'.
All.
Okay.
We are, dear, the jury andjudges here to.
For the case of Lex Luthor, ishe protecting humanity or is it.
Is his ego in the way?

(01:12:21):
All right, we'll start withthe defense for Lex Luthor.
You asked to be.
You might get someone for this.

(01:12:42):
James takes note.
Yeah, so here's the thing with Lex.
Yo.
I'm sorry.
You at least tried to havesome cor.
Well, damn.
I'm just saying, you know, Ican only defend.
I.

(01:13:02):
Look, my soul can't defendwith so many white men in one night.
I'm gonna let you know rightnow he's getting Bell Reeves type
of law justice tonight.
I'm gonna let you know right now.
No matter which way we go, I guess.

(01:13:22):
I don't know.
But we'll go with the defense first.
I'mma try.
Try.
All right, so you got yourman's Lou.
You got your man Lexi.
Right?
The contracts, the catch.
You know, he'd be loud with him.

(01:13:43):
You know, he.
He.
He be loud and right most ofthe time.
But on some real, you know,this dude from out of nowhere comes
down and just up the wholevibe for my guy.
You know, we talking aboutaliens invading the planet and, you
know, they taking all the.
All the good jobs and.
And junk.

(01:14:04):
So that didn't land.
God damn.
I was trying to be funny anyway.
Water in my mouth.
I could not trying to land something.
But yeah, no, you.
You got Lex, your boy here,you know, military prowess and strategic
technological genius.

(01:14:25):
You know, he looks.
But outside of that, you know, he.
He's got everybody's bestinterest at heart, you know?
And then this.
This.
This.
This bright corn fed sunshine,Rainbow man comes down out the sky.
And now all of a sudden, Lexain't, you know, he gets no praise.

(01:14:47):
He been helping all y', all,you know, like genetically modifying
all your food and junk and.
Yeah, you know, that's it.
Yeah.
Right.
Okay, prosecution.
It'S like the open shut case, right?
He's like, wait, you gottaembody Judge o'.

(01:15:09):
Brown.
Okay.
Okay.
So, ladies and gentlemen ofthe jury, you.
You've heard the prosecution,and I will say it best, because this
is also from Lex Luthor.
I cannot trust a man with allthat power and wants nothing.

(01:15:29):
Is he literally talking aboutSuperman or is he talking about a
hole in his own psyche hecan't fill?
This is Lex Luthor we'retalking about.
About a man.
Multi billionaire has LexCorp. Luther Corp.
Depending on what universeyou're in has everything he could
want, but yet looks at analien and immediately doesn't trust

(01:15:53):
him.
Now why is that?
A man that has everything andalso that to what my associate Tafara
also.
But again, it comes back tothis whole thing of why does Luthor
have hate?
This man is hate personified.
I thought, I thought playerhaters, ball head haters.

(01:16:16):
He would take the trophy everydoggone year because of his obsession
with Superman.
Why?
He simply does not trust him.
And that trust has led to manymistakes, atrocities even to the
point to where he almostemployed the Joker to take on Superman.

(01:16:39):
If you employed a clown thatBatman could barely contain and you
want to unleash him onSuperman, that's some freaking hate.
When you want to useSuperman's DNA to create a clone
of himself with your DNA tomake a better Superman, that's hate.

(01:16:59):
So what else can we say inthis opening statement about Lex
Luthor?
He's simply a man who isgenius level intellect but would
rather let his hate be the endof him.
And the sad part is he admitsit wholeheartedly.
Well, Mr. Spartan, you raise agood point.

(01:17:20):
As some of your associates, asBama does.
This man was a thief at anearly age.
He has provided suitableliving, affordable living for some
less than communities.

(01:17:41):
However, those saidcommunities had nuclear reactors
under them anyway.
Okay, your honor, Your honor.
Bias.
Okay, all right.
Like I know that I'm like 50cents an hour or some, but you know,
maybe he was just trying tokeep them warm.
I will, I'll accept that.

(01:18:05):
On nuclear react.
Yeah, okay.
It's not a false fuel.
Okay, okay.
So the fates.
Do you have any, any recordsof his well doings that does not
involve Superman directly?

(01:18:25):
1, 1 sec, 1, 1 second.
Think about it, huh?
Am enjoying the, the proceedings.
Oh, hold on.
Oh, wait till you wait till Thursday.
Oh Lord.

(01:18:46):
He, well, I mean he, he hassaid he, he's just the protector
of the planet, you know, he'snot really a villain.
And he's got, he's, he's gotthe, the tech behind it.
I mean he has been, he hasbeen approached by higher government
entities to help and protect me.

(01:19:08):
That's what I have from thefiles that you provided for me.
That he has been released fromhis holdings several times to help.
He does, he does do that andhe's a man of his word.
He gets out.
That is correct.
Which is also why I'm not tooworried about these proceedings here.

(01:19:36):
So, so.
Yeah, I, I, I, I will say, youknow, to quote Mr. Luther Luthor,
that A man with a plan can bea better leader than a God.

(01:19:59):
You know what I mean?
And you know, I mean theblasphemy or nothing in here, but
you know, you, y' all be, y'all be praying to that, that, that
corn fed up in the sky veryoften and you know, sometimes, you
know, when them buildings becrumbling down around you, who you
looking for?

(01:20:19):
Superman?
Don't put them back together.
You need Lex Corp, right?
To, to rebuild them buildingsfor you, right?
Provided numerous jobs andopportunities for those who have.
Look at the economy.
Look at the economy.
Look, look.
Boom.
That's your guy.
I mean, what you, what yougonna do without him?
You need.
He is a pillar amongst the community.

(01:20:40):
You know, especially afterSuperman knocks a couple pillars
down.
Prosecution.
Okay, I, I, I love that she,he tried.
And I'll give you thatbecause, because, you know, it's
amazing that, you know, Luthoris such a humanitarian.
A humanitarian that killed his parents.

(01:21:02):
He wanted to be back.
No, it's the thing about it, he.
Was that not a, was thatsuicide or something?
He admitted, he admits thefact that he killed his parents.
Why?
But you know, only prosecutionbeing cross examined by that.
Why am I being.
I was gonna ask that same question.

(01:21:32):
Like I can't get, I can't even.
Get through my examination.
Yes, he killed, yes, he killedhis parents.
He created Metallo anddestroyed half of Metropolis to do
it.
You know, the same Metropolisyou talked about to where he basically
rebuilt it.
And Craig Metallo, he decidedto take out half Metropolis just
to get Superman.

(01:21:53):
Now, wait, wait.
And, and from what Iunderstand, Mrs. Spartan, he himself
didn't do that.
Metallo did.
And did he not create Metalloto help him?
He created Metallo as analternative to Superman.
Into which Metallo, because ofhis AI intelligence only came up
with one practical answer.

(01:22:14):
The one thing that every AIfigures out.
When they got enough, enoughhumans and realize they're gonna
destroy the Earth, you mustcontrol them.
And so Lex thought he couldout program Metallo and Metallo said
you thought.
Well, we can't put that, wecan't put that.
We can't put that on Mr. Lucas Luthor.

(01:22:35):
That would go towards.
But I will argue.
I like you, sir, I like you.
Argue that we can becauseagain, without Luthor, there would
be no Metallo.
Without Metallo, there wouldbe no worldwide destruction.
It's fruit of the poisonoustree, your honor.
Oh, interesting.
Also, at the same time, let'snot forget the Superman.

(01:22:58):
You know, the fighting forcehe created, he created to where he
convinced Argus that this is what.
This is what their answer wasagainst Superman.
Does no one remember that whenhe first busted out the suit, the
suit that'll probably be seenin Mana tomorrow, which James Gunn.
Happy you finished the script,by the way.
I'm just pointing.
I'm only pointing these things out.
And let's not Forget he drove900 miles.

(01:23:22):
This is his level of hate,ladies and gentlemen.
He drove 900 miles tobasically ruin one person's life.
Do you know how much.
You know how much hate yougotta have to drive for almost the
equivalent of going halfwaythrough Texas just to get one person.

(01:23:44):
One.
I mean, I'm.
I've ridden on a.
On a train at 3am in themorning in order to get my revenge.
You know, I fully understand that.
But the point I'm making is as I.
As I get to.
As I get to my end, heliterally and figuratively looked
at Superman and others.
And he is a man.

(01:24:05):
He is considered the mostdangerous human because why he will
go to any means necessary toachieve his goal.
He has been.
He has been even.
Dark side.
Dark side.
A.
A literal being thatacknowledged Luthor and said, had

(01:24:26):
it not been for your nature, Iwould acknowledge you as an equal.
But your destruction will bethe end of you.
Which Luthor said, I know.
So pushing.
So you're saying all this tosay you don't respect dedication.
I understand.

(01:24:47):
You know, it's not for everybody.
Everybody can't see the vision.
But also, I don't really thinkthat, you know, Mr. Luthor should
be taking compliments forsomebody that's tickling Superman's
balls every other month.
You know what I mean?
It's.

(01:25:07):
I. I don't think.
I don't know how much, how.
How much respect I would beputting on, dude.
And sir, I find the amount ofrespect that you put on Doomsday's
name really questionable.
Al Soups.
You mean dark side.

(01:25:28):
Because.
On dark side's name like that.
Sir, it sounds like you mightbe the ops.
You can come join my team.
So, defense, we're going to goto the closing arguments.
Yes.
So.
I would like a steak dinner.

(01:25:52):
A nice Rioja and.
Oh, I gotta watch my carbs.
No.
Potato, broccoli and carrots.
Oh, no.
Garlic.
Brussels sprouts.
Garlic and.
Yeah, my man, you know, is innocent.

(01:26:13):
Attorney Spartan, what is your argument?
Oh man, I. I was ready for that.
She gave a whole steak dinneras her close party.
Oh, and chocolate for dessert.
What.
What can be said?
Like we said, like I saidbefore, Lex Luthor self made man,
highly intelligent, haseverything handed to him, but yet

(01:26:37):
can't help saying 1A.
Whenever it comes to the redand blue.
He is literally a xenophoberacist toward anybody that isn't
human.
And he believes that he is.
He.
He believes that he can onlysolve the Superman problem only because
of session.
I am sorry to say that becauseof all these things, that is the

(01:26:59):
only reason why Lex Luthorliterally and figuratively should
be guilty.
Because he serves no otherpurpose than destruction.
All right, so we are going tothe jury dig by heart once again.
Keep tally.
I'll give up some of.
Some of those things.
Chrissy D. Says he had a hole.

(01:27:21):
She was just hot for paper boy.
Jimmy put on the table lawsuit.
All nerd entertainment said he's.
He's fired a lot more thanhe's hired.
That was as he's blown upmercy in congress only.
But it was only in Batman vsSuperman, which everybody tries not

(01:27:43):
to mention.
We'll strike that one from the record.
He married Lois in the silver age.
Yep.
And the golden age.
Okay, I'll take.
So she stepped up is whatyou're saying.
All right.
All Nerd says guilty.
Guilty.
Guilty.
All right.
I don't know what's on yourconscience, all nerd, but you know,

(01:28:05):
you go to church.
Okay, maybe.
What is your verdict?
Guilty.
Again.
While I admire the defenseattorney for her tacit defense in
honor of this ball headsycophantic virgin, this man has

(01:28:26):
not touched vag since he hasknown Superman.
We're not talking about hissexual prowess or lack thereof.
Because of this, he has.
He has overcompensated for thelack of touching operations by being

(01:28:46):
a total jerk.
As a result of his actions, heis guilty in my eyes.
You give the tally in yourfinal verdict.
I am the eighth person tounequivocally, unilaterally, say
that this man is guilty.

(01:29:07):
I mean, I know he's guilty.
Y' all ain't taking that from me.
But you.
What.
What did you want a prize?
What?
You at least tried with doom.
Came in with the.
The.
The Jennifer Walters leveldefense for doom and then came in
as the state attorney.
State appointed.

(01:29:35):
You went from ace attorney topublic defendant.
It wasn't even like public defenders.
Like, I don't give a. I don't.
Give a.
Oh, my God.
So that was our first everblurred court trial.

(01:29:57):
I think I want to do thisagain Thursday between two lifelong
friends.
Wait, what?
I had a whole five days toprepare for this one.
What you mean?
I'm just trying to Figure outa sweet.
It might not even be them two.
It might just be something.

(01:30:17):
She did have five days.
Five whole days.
Figure yourself out.
We'll probably do it next week.
I'm kind of.
I'm kind of petty.
I was like, I. I did have some.
I had prep time.
I had prep time.
You've had years of prep time, sir.
That's a fact.
Oh my God.
Oh, my God.

(01:30:37):
Everybody's gonna be honest.
She was giving it all she could.
I give the defense a kid for doom.
For sure.
For likes you didn't.
You was on your own.
You was on your own with doom.
Yes.
Hey, yo.
No, Doom.
Doom gave me a plot of landover in LA area looking.
Overlooking a river.
So, you know.
Yeah.

(01:30:59):
Oh my God.
Look, I'm not gonna lie.
I was just like.
Probably be a mistrial.
Probably mistrial.
Like, because it'll.
Somewhere it's gonna not break even.
It's like somebody's gonna be off.
And I'm like.
I needed one more to say.
Yeah, but that's all I neededwas like, yeah, but damn.

(01:31:21):
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,wait, wait.
I might give you Mistral.
I might give you Mistral.
Hold on, hold on, hold on,hold on.
Wait.
Okay, wait.
What are you doing?
Hold on.
Wait.
It's not the right one.
Hold on.

(01:31:43):
He went to hell to save his mama.
He did.
He did.
That's.
That's corner store for your mama.
Some of y' all out there.
Wasn't that also.
Wasn't that also self servingbecause assertion.
And not anything about himdoing something against the law or

(01:32:03):
for the law.
That's so sor.
He went to the devil.
Himself.
No, I'm not saying as.
I'm not saying that that's not good.
All I am saying is that'sstill not a defense for his actions.
The ends don't justify the means.
I'm saying that.

(01:32:24):
But he's redeemable, your honor.
He's clearly trying to.
I just.
I. I would have.
I would have ended it andcalled it an even if.
If he just said, I'll pay.
Luke Cage's 200.
Calling him.
That is acid by prosecution.
That man.
That man owes somebody to $200.

(01:32:47):
How you a leader of a nation,but yet you're 200 short to a black
man.
Oh my God.
This is fun.
Exchange rate.
I mean, you gotta.
You got a kid that dressedbetter than most pimps in Mississippi,
but you ain't got 200 bucks.
Oh, damn, y'.
All.
You out of.
You out of line, sir.

(01:33:12):
Oh, my God.
So for this to be our firstever blurred court trials.
What do you guys.
How did you guys think?
What did you guys think?
I loved it.
This was fun.
Too, right?
Oh, my God.
Bama was going off in the comic.
He was like, lock him up.

(01:33:36):
Right here.
Right?
Oh, this was fun.
But, you know, we gotta.
If there's one thing I. I gotta.
I gotta rotate.
I'm calling bailiff on thenext one, because we gotta have a.
We gotta have a newprosecution defense every time.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was gonna say I was like,can I flip them?
And then I was like, no,because nobody really rocks with
Charles like that.
So what.

(01:33:59):
What was the next one you'regonna do?
I was thinking Magneto andXavier and then.
And then.
And then like, probably lateron down the line, Wanda and Gene.
Yep.
Oh, I got.
I'll be.
Be up on next one.
Someone can do Charles.

(01:34:19):
That's too juicy.
I don't want to know.
Somebody.
Somebody.
Bailiff.
I want to see Navy and Safari.
Go at.
Rev is like, why am.
I. I would like to see it.

(01:34:45):
He's like, I want to.
When he said, I want to seeNavy and Japari.
Go ahead.
He's like, what I do?
Maybe Davy's like, why am Icatching strays?

(01:35:07):
Oh, my God.
I open doors, tell people toshut up.
So, you know, hey, you know, I can.
I can moonlight.
I can moonlight.
I think I want to do that.
I want to do a Charles and Magneto.
I want to do a Wanda and a Gene.
Hell, why are we in my newCaptain Tony, too?

(01:35:29):
Why not revisit that?
That.
That one?
Oh, that would be fierce.
Revisit.
We could do Black Panther and Killmonger.
Yeah, that's another one, too.
That's.
That's six trials right there.
I like that one.
Wait, if we're gonna do.
If we're gonna do BlackPanther, I need.
I need.
I need a team.
I need the auntie.

(01:35:52):
If it's gonna be Black Pantherand Killmonger, Chris has to take
Black Panther because that'shis area.
Somebody has to take Killmonger.
Oh, my gosh.
I can only do prosecutiondefense so many times.
Again, we're not talking aboutthe comic.

(01:36:12):
We just talk about the movies.
So you can do both.
I mean, we.
I would allow both.
I would allow both.
That way we could.
It.
It.
It can even out, I guess, because.
I. I just want to.
I do kind of want to see Navy,and so far, I go at it as Charles
and Magneto.
I think that would be interesting.
I I'm not gonna lie that it's.
Kind of growing on me.

(01:36:33):
And.
And.
And.
And to who mentioned it?
Oh, honored.
He said it.
And honored.
I want to get all nerd on.
You should have special guestlawyers and all.
And we the jurors.
That'd be perfect.
I would love that.
Oh, Omni man would be good forthis, too.

(01:36:55):
Oh.
Good for this, too.
Yes.
I like that idea.
Gross.
We have Cap.
You started a series.
You started a series.
Wolverine, Saber 2, Bobby man,and Homelander.

(01:37:15):
O Homelander.
That's.
I like that.
Oh, that will go so much.
As bad as Lex.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

(01:37:36):
Peter Parker.
And what's this man's name?
Oh, my gosh.
Yes.
Osborne.
Are you talking Norman Osborne?
Are you talking Venom?
Oh, no, no, no.
Osborne and Parker.

(01:37:57):
Can you beat my ass, though?
Try, but can you beat my ass?
You're right, Christy King.
That would sound like it'scoming out of Omni man, but can you
beat my ass?
Oh, yeah.
King lion would be a.
He would be an interestingprosecution defense, for one.

(01:38:18):
Yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
He lay it at the waist.
I would love to see that.
All right.
Yes, yes, yes.
Now that we know when theswitch happened.
Oh, God, this is gonna be fun.
This is gonna.
Y' all just gave me a wholeseries a.
You're welcome.

(01:38:38):
So, yeah.
All nerd.
Yeah.
You'll be hearing from me.
He's already impressed.
Team.
Anyway, so.
So, yeah, we'll.
We'll get some dates figured out.
I'll give you more than enough time.
Whoever I have on.
I'll give them all enough timeto do the research.
Probably, like, maybe.
Well, it all depends.
We have a guest.
We.
They'll probably have moretime, but.

(01:38:59):
Yeah, but for us, we.
We.
We'll have plenty of time tokind of work through everything,
and we.
We already got the ideasanyway, so it works.
I'm calling John Wick.

(01:39:20):
Daddy.
Oh, yeah.
Love that one.
Mario King Cooper.
I can see that.
Yes.
Why we can go outside the comics.
Why not?
I was gonna say Scorpion Sub Zero.
Just from Mortal Kombatstandpoint, because I.
Say Charlie Brown and Lucy.

(01:39:44):
Can always.
Lucy can catch a football to the.
Head on that one.
I'm sorry, but that would be assault.
We can't do that.
We can't assault.
We can't.
So you can't assault, but you can.
You can write, you can draw,and it's legal.
Oh, my God.
No, this was fun.
This was definitely for.
My face hurts.

(01:40:07):
My face hurts.
Okay.
I would like for us to do Teams.
I would like for us to do teams.
Okay.
Provided.
Provided.
The entertainment in comicbook world doesn't drop any crazy
news like Marvin Cardone IIIgetting the role of Tombstone, whom

(01:40:30):
he's already voiced anyway.
Yep.
And Spider man into the spider verse.
I just want.
I just need those one linersto show up.
If it isn't this, I swear to.
God, if he say somedisrespectful like Chuck Chocolate.
Chocolate covered Incredibles,I will lose it.
It needs to happen.

(01:40:50):
I think it'll be free and perfect.
Batman.
Wait, so.
But we're doing defense andprosecution but one Rorschach.
See, as a Batman fan, I wouldhave to take Batman, but Rorschach
is my second.
Oh, my soul.
Oh, my soul.
Just.

(01:41:12):
Oh, God.
I would say the Watchman andthe Justice League.
We could definitely go teams.
Yeah.
Watchman versus Justice League.
All that joint.
I'm learning French.

(01:41:34):
Lord.
No, definitely a lot of fun.
We definitely will berevisiting more Blair Kirk court
trials.
And we will be having someguests to join in on it.
We might even do one with.
With future guests.
Who knows?

(01:41:55):
Nice.
Who knows?
Who knows?
Just have some fun with it.
But yeah, that was.
That was definitely fun.
That I'm still tripping off ofDavey's face.
Yeah, maybe Navy into Friday, huh?
The lookup is what got me.
I said that halfly because hewas looking down his phone.

(01:42:18):
It was just a look up.
Like, what did I freaking do?
I see.
I was called out, ladies and gentlemen.
That's fine.
That's perfectly fine, Tafari.
If you are game, sir, we canstep to the plate and we can go through
our discussions.
See, I see.
I'd be afraid to go up againstNavy because his comic book knowledge
is far exceeding mine.

(01:42:39):
And I'll be like, nah, I'mgonna have to.
I might have to skip Jim acouple of times to hit the books
on that one.
Like, you are not going.
You are not gonna outshine me.
And it sounds like a wild carfor walking.
That's only because I had nofriends and all I had was comics.
Maybe.

(01:43:00):
I think I want to do.
I want to do Blur court trials.
And I want to do verses aswell, like Ash versus Jason or because
we're.
We're.
We're heading into the spookyseason, too, so.
Oh, Lord, here we go.

(01:43:21):
Laney just lady just exploded.
Versus 28 days later.
Scream.
Ghost face versus.
I know what you did lastsummer, guy.
Defense prosecution for.
Oh, yeah, whatever his name is.

(01:43:44):
You could literally do Alienversus Predator.
Literally Oh, I know.
That's gonna do numbers.
That's a draw fight to me.
I don't know.
Waitani versus Prodigy.
There.
Right there.
The case of the conjuring.

(01:44:05):
Yeah.
And then did we ever.
Hold on.
We giving away too manygoddamn ideas.
Hold on, on.
Hold on, hold on.
Shush.
Yeah, I'm trying to think.
Not.
Not for a vers or a Blur trial.
But I'm.
I'm trying to think if I ever did.
I did final.
I did final.
Girls, did I do final?
Boys?

(01:44:25):
I think we did because Imentioned Roger.
We mentioned Roger a lot.
I don't think we did final.
We said black people that survived.
We didn't do final.
Yeah.
Really?
I guess.
So.
I just came through the woodto come home, and it feels like I
was in the wrong turn.

(01:44:46):
Oh, you.
You found that spot where allyou hear is nothing but a banjo,
Yo.
I know where she lives.
Where?
My mother is from West Virginia.
My mother in law is from West Virginia.
And where they stayed up whereit was her.
It was my mother in law, mywife's cousins and uncles that stayed

(01:45:08):
like in another house, but itwas in the same area that.
Literally walking, like,literally, you can see their house.
And they stay near somerailroad tracks.
Well, once you get down to therailroad, it's dark.
Oh, no.
Pitch black.
Pitch black.
And.
And they were wanting somestuff from the gas station or something.

(01:45:28):
Chris, you want to go down there?
No, I'm from the city.
I'm sorry.
You know, and it's funny that.
It's funny that you seementioned that and it was like, yeah,
I just seen.
Raw, tiring.
One of them did say it tookplace in West Virginia.
I ain't got time to play.
I don't do that.

(01:45:49):
Like I said, it's all fun andgames to hear a banjo.
Yep.
That's only if they let youhit it.
Go ahead.
Naruto versus Sasuke.
Oh, that's a good one too.
No.
That'S a nice one.
Oh, yeah, I can see Akira'sKira might take the Sasuke route.

(01:46:13):
Yeah, I'm taking Sasuke.
Oh, I. I know.
I.
You.
You.
You give off Uchiha.
You give Uchia vibes.
I mean, you're not wrong.
That's like a good idea too.
Defend one movie, the othergets metaphorically banished.
Yeah.
See, we could also throw animein there too.
Anime characters as well.
Like.

(01:46:35):
One might have been NorthCarolina, but I know one of them.
One of those wrong turn movieswas they literally mentioned West
Virginia.
Yeah, definitely.
The first one was definitelyWest Virginia.
And that's what my.
When I seen that, I looked atmy wife.
She was like, not a word.
And I said.
I mean, because the second one was.
Was directly a sequel to thefirst one, and then the third one

(01:46:57):
and all the other ones waskind of stupid.
There's a traveling lantern onthe railroad in my hometown.
Nope.
Said, speaking of North Carolina.
There is a traveling lanternon the railroad in my hometown.
She did not say it wasattached to anything.
She said, a traveling lantern.

(01:47:17):
I'm good.
I'm good.
Hell no.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Thank you for coming.
God, blessing.
Good night.
Right.
Where is my soul?
Nope.
Speaking of which, did I saythat to you, lady?
Did I.
When I went to conjuring, Ikept yelling out, the Winchesters
would never.

(01:47:40):
I literally can't say I likethe Winchesters would never.
That we watch not literallylay that away.
Where's the salt?
No, no, I don't.
Like I said, I don't do woods.
I don't do areas.
Call me.
Call me civilized if you want to.

(01:48:00):
That's why I don't go camping.
Yeah.
So there.
There's definitely.
Yeah.
Coming into the spooky season,we got the blur trials.
Several blur trials.
So we got a lot of verses and.
And trials coming up.
A lot of dope guests is coming through.
So.
Yeah.
Oh, no.

(01:48:20):
She said, it's the ghost ofthe railroad man got hit by a train.
It's not attack.
You must see it.
Not only just Spartan say it,but he wrote it.

(01:48:45):
I'm sorry.
That.
Look, if Citrus has taught youanything, keep your ass out the woods.
If you hear a sound, don'tstand there.
And don't take a piss in thewoods neither.
Gonna have to deal with it.
That's right.

(01:49:06):
Have an in house.
You had to go to the outhouse.
That.
That's right.
That's where it is.
Right there.
Zero giving.
I'm sorry.
No left.
Let's go.
No left.
Let's go.
It's why every time my wifesays, oh, we're having a family reunion
Mississippi.
And I think I'm busy.
Yeah.
No, they.
They live in the woods.

(01:49:26):
Woods.
I'm like, no.
Because if I can't get carryMr. Blue with me, I'm not going to
no woods.
The way that they're acting nowadays.
Nacho.
Nope.
He said, and you.
And you're clustering us alltogether in Miss.
No, I'm sorry.
No.
Not in Mississippi.
Not.
Not.
Not too.
Not to where all the hoods gather.

(01:49:47):
Because if the hoods gatherthen me and misses me and Mr. Smith
and Wesson.
Gonna have to regulate.
Yeah.
Go.
Come on, Obi.
No, Come on, let's go.
That'd be the first time.
It'd be the first time you.
What you doing, boy?
Just me and my 15 friends.

(01:50:09):
Oh, boy.
This was a great one.
We're wrapping it up real quick.
Healing for Tom Holland, whogot injured filming Spider Man.
Brand new day.
As we were talking about it,we realized I'm like, oh, they filming,
filming.
Because the stunt team thatthey're using is Jackie Chan's stunting.

(01:50:32):
Oh, boy.
And again.
And the director is DanielDustin Creighton, who's.
Who did Shangchi.
So.
Hey.
Hey.
They going in with all.
I was gonna say Spider mangonna look like what?

(01:50:52):
What Iron Fist should look like.
His head must be.
You know what?
Shut up, Kira.
No, say, Kara.
He's always been doing it.
The majority of the majorityof the stunts that Tom Holland does,
he's been doing a lot of stuffbecause he was, you know, already
training a lot of this stuff,doing gymnastics and everything else,

(01:51:15):
so.
Deal, though.
When you got the Jackie Chanfights Jackie Tan stunt team, that
is a.
Okay, we do this.
Oh, he's fine.
He's gonna be fine.
He's gonna be fine.
We do that all the time.
No, that's a white boy, though.
That's white boy.
No offense, Jackie.
You.
You fell off the side of abuilding, and you made it look easy.

(01:51:37):
Sir, we.
We need him for at least threemore moves.
That part, man.
Rumble in the Bronx.
I still remember those.
Those.
Goodness.
Take a salt tablet, get backon that set.
Oh, yeah.
James Gunn has finished thescript for Man Superman, man of Tomorrow.

(01:51:58):
That man is working.
And gun we drugs.
He is working.
Good Lord.
Let me Thursday can't get herequick enough.
27.
Look, he.
He finished the script, whichmeans he has more than enough time
to make revisions.
Yeah, yeah, because that's not until.
That's two years from now.

(01:52:18):
It's 2027.
He said that's movie Join the Drop.
He has time.
So if it's a revision, heneeds to make it.
Only he knows what needs to be changed.
And Superman is available towatch on HBO Max.
For all those that werewaiting to see it or you just want
to see the bowl cut again?
Supergirl is next year.
Clayface yet.

(01:52:39):
They are.
Did they rap shooting yet?
Nope, still in production.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, but it.
That's coming out beforeSuperman does.
Yes, that's gonna come outbefore man.
Of Tomorrow because Supergirlis done now.
Like they're done.
Yeah.
Whatever they doing now isjust reachings because that's next
year year.
Clay Blades is still shooting,so they'll probably be done before

(01:53:00):
the end of the year.
And then you Got the Batman 2.
Up on deck after that.
Yeah.
Man is working, working.
Again.
As a dc, as a DC fan.
It does my heart well.
Finally, finally that man is working.
I mean, but he said, he told Secrets.
He said, hey, one thing that Idid notice that Marvel is like a

(01:53:26):
lot of times the scriptsweren't completely finished.
Oh.
He'S.
But that's the thing.
He said it wasn't just Marvel.
It's a lot of people that do that.
He's a completist.
He also believes in telling a complete.
Story and he does so.

(01:53:47):
Lady Mandalore.
Hi, Olivia.
Jesus.
Hi.
Hello everybody.
Well, welcome to my segment.
No, I'm kidding.
I have a show that I do onSundays at 7:00pm Eastern Standard
Time.
We talk about black indie comics.
And if you know me, you knowthat I like my comics like I like

(01:54:10):
my coffee.
Black, organic andindependently grown.
Please join me this, thiscoming Sunday where we have special
guest, the CEO of Battle.
Battle.
Battle.
Shy Battle.
Oh my sweet left Eyed Jesus.

(01:54:31):
Battle.
Battle Key.
Battle Key.
I can't say it the rightfreaking way.
Comics.
It's not Chi.
It's not Chi.
It's.
Have a lovely guest on, on Sunday.
And it is not that.

(01:54:51):
And I can't say it forwhatever reason.
Godspeed.
He will be on.
I'll have it together by Sunday.
And yeah, me Navy.
This, this gentleman rightover here, we'll be talking to him
about his new comic, um, whois also a, a wonderful part of Blair
Station now.
Yeah, I don't know if I'mgonna stream on Friday.

(01:55:15):
I'd be tired and I hate my job.
So it depends on who wins out.
But you might see on Friday at8:00pm Eastern Standard Time.
If not, then I am.
I'm available on Saturdays at10am with new blurred Order.
I'm tired.
What's up?

(01:55:35):
But you make it look effortless.
I, I, yeah, sure, okay.
Take the compliment, Kira.
I am.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I take.
Yeah, look, I'm exhausted, butgo ahead.
Ladies.
What's up, y'?
All?
This is Lane from Geek by Heart.
Me and my husband run keep our heart.

(01:55:56):
You can find us on Twitch,especially YouTube, IG tick tock
and Facebook.
We do trailer reactions andmovie reviews and also gaming.
I am actually after thisstream, head over to Geek by heart
by 10:30.
I will be live again becauseI'm off tomorrow to stream Breath

(01:56:19):
of the Wild.
I'm so excited because then onFriday, probably around 7 on Geek
by Heart, we will start SoundHill F. I cannot do it on Thursday,
so I'm gonna do it on Friday.
And I will be streaming forthe entire weekend because my birthday
on Monday and I got off on Monday.

(01:56:39):
So y' all go.
Hey, let's go.
Black Spartan.
Yes it is I.
Black Spartan Black and scoreSpartan 615 on all the socials.
Things are still going on, guys.

(01:57:00):
We are covering all thecraziness and yes, I do mean craziness
of the.
Of the world and politics.
Things that nature on how thefact got here every Wednesday at
7pm especially with the factthat now the president is now not
smarter than the fifth grader.
Literally.
Figuratively.
Myself, Safari and Joe will becovering news.
President, huh?
We got a president.

(01:57:20):
We got an idiot.
But anyway, we got an idiot inthe White House.
Third grader.
That's a. I can't.
I can't say what I really wantto say.
But yeah, we got somebody.
But yes, myself, Safari andJoe are covering Tokyo game show
that is currently going onright now.
So we're gonna cover that onget bit this Friday, 8:30ish.

(01:57:42):
I am actually scre.
I'm still streaming HollowKnight Silk song.
Guys, I know it's live on thelate side, but thank everybody that
was kind of up with me andstill playing Yes, I Die a lot because
it is one of those games thattakes a little bit of getting used
to, but I love playing it.
So definitely follow me onBlack Underscore Spartan on Twitch
and Tick Tock also at the same time.

(01:58:02):
Guys, the rules still do apply.
Cosplay is not consent.
Please treat it like human beings.
Treat people like human beings.
It is not that effing hard.
Number two, wash your ass.
This also goes for people inthe gym.
Perfume and cologne is not a replacement.
For soap and butt sweat is a mother.

(01:58:23):
I can't.
I cannot stress this enough.
This guy that comes into ablack tank top every time I'm in
the gym that smells like hejust dipped in Bed, Bath and Beyond
and yet forgot to do so.
Sir, you are going to sweatyour ass off.
The funk will stay here whenyou leave.
That is unsanitary.
Please wash your ass andactually use soap.
The same rule that I have formyself as everybody else.

(01:58:43):
Be nice, be kind, talk andshare your fandoms.
Don't be a dick and we'll allbe cool, right?
Maybe.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys andgirls, blurs of all ages, good evening,
good morning, good afternoon.
It is I, Navy Montel, your frosted.
Bear to blow Blurtacorn here.
If you want to know what I'mdoing, come check me out on Instagram,

(01:59:04):
on YouTube.
The blurticorn combos are back.
7pm on Friday.
My guest is going to be Ms.Story Time, Ms. Ashley Page.
She is coming back.
We're going to chat with herabout Namikasi but talk about her
transition into her, her nextlevel of media.
And we're going to just have agood old time and celebrate and continue

(01:59:26):
to do this.
I will be reaching out topeople to have them on.
We're going to have the same,the same people and some of the,
some new people.
But otherwise, yes, I get tohang out with that lady over there.
Over there, that, thatprosecutor over there.
Sunday nights at 7pm as wetalk about all things black independent
comic creating like and blah, blah.

(01:59:48):
And I'm looking forward to.
The guests are gonna have awonderful conversation and I will
be getting.
Huh.
Isaac Edwards is the guest.
Isaac Edwards.
Isaku.
It was okay.
Good.
Yes.
Yeah.
Now that we know.
See what happens when you play games?

(02:00:08):
Isaac Edwards, Stop playingwith me.
I am just getting back into my groove.
I'll be starting to streamagain on Sundays right after room
full of blurds.
And.
I won't be doing anyconvention stuff until I think late
November.
I'll be at Pax unplugged.

(02:00:29):
Hopefully I will not be going alone.
And I am looking forward tothose shenanigans again.
And I will tell you what I wastelling everybody before I actually
did a video today.
Don't worry about keeping upwith other people.
Your pace is your pace.
Your journey is your journey.
Stop worrying about how farahead someone is.
That's not you.

(02:00:49):
That is not yours.
What's in front of you and howyou walk is yours.
Because when you cross thatfinish line and you have succeeded,
you know you did it yourself.
You didn't rely on anyone else.
You had your allies and youhad your guardians.
Stop worrying about theJoneses because they already broke
take care of you.
All right?

(02:01:10):
I am your man on the wall,Captain of the ship, Chris Fury.
We are at the Brondo theMutilator thirst stage of America.
It's got, it's got.
We'll play.
It's craz.
Yeah.
It's got electrolytes.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, my goodness.
Yes.
Apparently we're heathensbecause we survived the rapture.

(02:01:34):
Read your Bibles, read your Bibbles.
You jackasses.
Stay tuned.
Tuesdays and Thursdays watch Blur.
I view live YouTube and Twitch.
Also you can catch pastepisodes on Always Press Record television
through your Roku and AmazonFire devices.
Thank you to Trey Lawson.
Thanks to.
This team did a great job forthe first ever Blur court trials.

(02:01:55):
We will be having more plussome verses.
Plus we got a lot of spookythings coming up because it's spooky
season and we got a lot ofdope guests coming through.
So without further ado,remember to educate yourself and
others.
Entertain yourself and others.
Most of all, encourageyourself and others.
I'm Chris Fury.
This is my amazing team partof it.

(02:02:16):
And remember, don't drink itjust because they tell you they had
electrolytes in it and whatever.
Take your Tylenol.
If you got a fever.
Take your Tylenol.
It's okay.
You can't.
You can't.
Everything you take in excessis bad for you.
So takes things in moderation.
It's fine.

(02:02:37):
Except for illegal drugs likethe white stuff anyway.
But until then we will catchyou guys later.
We will see you Thursday withmore blurred topics and crazy entertainment
news that we have.
And don't guess probably.
So until then, we will see youguys soon.
Take care.

(02:02:57):
And by the way, I am playingHogwarts Legacy and I'm fighting
Renrook.
I gotta figure out his pattern.
I'm figuring it out.
Yeah, I'm figuring out his pattern.
It's the second stage of it.
I'm figuring out.
Nice.
Yeah, I'm just like.

(02:03:21):
Until then we will see youguys Thursday.
Stay tuned.
Tell a friend to.
Tell a friend to check us out.
Hit that like share, share and subscribe.
Hit that notification bell.
We will see you guys soon.
Have fun.
Stay nerdy.
Stay blurry.
Stay awesome.

(02:03:45):
Are you okay?
Snake.
Snake.

(02:04:12):
Sa.

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