Blocked Podcast

Zeke unpacks his Edinburgh + Glasgow adventures, from dreamy lounges to a magician who left him questioning reality. Kimara drags European tourists for crashing her work event and subway entitlement. Together they spiral into a hilarious debate on which movie inventions they’d make real: Spy Kids microwaves, Smart House clean-ups, Teletubby pancakes, and Matilda’s chocolate cake. Plus, the TikTok “wig” conspiracy refuses to die, Ze...

This week on BlockedPod, Zeke and Kimara spiral from New York subway stories to Japanese game shows where everyday objects might secretly be candy. They gush over Renee Rapp and Marren Morris, dive into The Gilded Age’s messy characters, and debate who deserves public shaming in 2025. In “Block or Gawk,” nothing is safe—from black coffee to surprise juggling at parties. Zeke vents about shared kitchen slobs, while Kimara calls out ...

In this episode of BLOCKED, Zeke and Kimara dive into Terry Jo cosplay, the Lion’s Gate manifestation, and their ultimate dream businesses—Kimara’s luxury nail salon empire and Zeke’s creative production hub. They rant about small-town steakhouse service, plot trips to Edinburgh and Glasgow, and fantasize about mandatory month-long vacations. BLOCKED topics include the crushing post-overseas blues, people asking for directions with...

Zeke and Kimara spiral over Billy Porter’s Cabaret ads, break down Fantastic Four, and uncover the secrets behind Devil Wears Prada 2 filming in NYC. They go off about fake bodegas, popcorn buckets, and Pedro Pascal’s shrinking Avengers role. In “What’s Blocking Us,” Zeke opens up about suffocating debt, while Kimara confesses her lifelong grudge-holding. BLOCKED topics include couples who sit on the same side of the booth and all-...

It’s the big 3-0! This week, Kimara relives the spiritual, sweaty glory of seeing Beyoncé live—and her chaotic post-show blackout thanks to one too many Cutwaters. Zeke dives into his Chicago weekend full of brunch, nonprofit work, and an emotionally divisive Superman screening. They get honest about what’s really blocking them: from social anxiety to a longing for meaningful connection. Plus, they finally debut their long-awaited ...

In Episode 29 of BLOCKED, Kimara returns from a dreamy lake house trip full of smoked meats, fireworks, and pistachio brownies, while Zeke shares a wild NYC Pride night with his pal, complete with rooftop chaos. They unpack Marvel tears over Endgame, brainstorm Cowboy Carter outfits, and dream of Beyoncé’s Act III as a full-on witchy cumbia spectacle. BLOCKED topics include nap hangovers and people with no empathy. In BLOCKED or GA...

Episode 28 of BLOCKED is a chaotic travel-meets-movie spiral. Kimara preps for a seafood-filled New Hampshire weekend and Zeke gets ready for a Chicago gala, and Edinburgh Fringe hostel life. They unpack Jurassic World: Rebirth, praise Pixar’s Elio, and roast the Wattpad vibes of Materialist. BLOCKED topics include watermelon and B.O. offenders during a heatwave. In BLOCKED or GAWKED, they tackle n*pple piercings, PDA, raves, and t...

Chaos from the jump—Zeke gets BLOCKED banned from TikTok Live, and Kimara walks in just in time to witness the downfall. They recap ThriftCon finds, Sleepy Hollow adventures, and a coffee shop with a dog am-BASSET-dor. Zeke spirals over his new parasocial obsession with online couple Albie & Louis, while Kimara thirsts after cosplaying Anakin boys. BLOCKED topics include paper-thin shirts and subway delays, with a chilling MTA ...

Zeke and Kimara recount a wild night at Purgatory, from Mocha Lite’s drag king takeover as Vanilla Heavy to unhinged clown artistry and looping lip syncs that had them crying. Afterward, it was on to ThriftCon NYC, where they scored dreamy jewelry and cursed overpriced vintage. Kimara blocks shady resellers, while Zeke blocks anyone who can’t get to the point. In BLOCKED or GAWKED, they debate hot bars, orthopedic inserts, and shir...

This week on BLOCKED, Zeke and Kimara spiral through pop culture nostalgia—from Lilo & Stitch’s live-action remake to Marvel and X-Men. They BLOCK humidity and Uber drivers who refuse to run the AC, and in BLOCKED or GAWKED, they judge teacup pets, food critics, and military gays. From sweaty Ubers to mutant metaphors, it’s hot takes, hotter weather, and an even hotter episode. Tune in, iPad babies.

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In this episode of BLOCKED, Kimara shares a dream where Zeke helps her reconnect with a memory-lost husband, and the two spiral into Magic Mike fandom—specifically Marcus, the icon. They go full rage mode on NYC tourists blocking sidewalks and throw stylish shade at the sneaker-with-suit epidemic. Zeke raves about The Boop Musical and celebrates a gay hockey romance book-turned-series, and they both GAWK over the beautifully faithf...

A full Zoom-era catch-up! Zeke and Kamara recap a failed movie screening, encountering Benson Boone in the wild, and dive deep into the sensual chaos of On Swift Horses. They talk food lore—from chocolate tres leches to shrimp bubus and Taco Bell hacks—plus mukbang fantasies and the ethics of gentrified street food. Zeke blocks all bugs, Kimara blocks rude customers. In BLOCKED or GAWKED, they battle over Magic Mike, Jolly Ranchers...

In this Pride-filled episode of BLOCKED, Zeke and Kimara kick things off with plans for drag brunches, parties, and wigs that slay. Things get spicy as they unpack the chaos of “Goon University,” and Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater soap. Kimara reveals her luxurious bob (and the Velcro roller life), and chats about oyster tours and caviar dreams. They chat influencer absurdities, the death of WTF with Marc Maron, and the controversial H...

Zeke recounts a terrifying gym trip and the two spiral into Costco food chaos (pizza crisps! dried mango! sausage sushi?), get deep about a controversial statue in Times Square, and rage over Disney’s overpriced $70 key experience. From allergy-induced breakdowns to mascots in bundles, it’s an episode full of symptoms, sass, and slow-burn laughs.

Plus, rapid-fire BLOCKED or GAWK is back with opinions on slam poetry, Mr. Pib, and pe...

In a special 20th episode twist, Zeke and Kimara ditch the BLOCKS and go full GAWK mode! From Star Wars (yes, even the Lego versions) to the perfect no-show socks, it’s a celebration of everything we love—plus a few random detours. We cover fat punani syndrome, rogue Trump outfits on the train, dirty soda horror stories, and the childhood foods that shaped us. We even squeeze in a chaotic round of BLOCKED or GAWK (room-temp butter ...

Zeke and Kimara dive deep into steamy books, frustrating bureaucracy, and vintage skirts. We chat Marvel’s new “Thunderbolts,” Florence Pugh’s acting, and an emotionally tortured villain. Meanwhile, Kimara’s plotting her path to Beyoncé while battling Real ID. They reflect on how getting older changes your outlook—on style, on help, on what turns you on. Zeke bans self-help books and Kimara defends fashion outcasts from TikTok trol...

This week we’re asking the real questions—like why do people flirt by meowing? And who decided literally ANYONE could give Met Gala commentary?

We unpack Cinco de Mayo appropriation, boy band delusions, Blank Street’s quiet bias, and Wendy’s saucy drama. Kimara blocks luxury shopping centers, Zeke blocks people who flirt by barking.

It’s chaotic, petty, unfiltered, and somehow still sweet. Just like you ;)

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Zeke and Kimara are back and BLOCKED by bad service. Zeke recounts a family visit tainted by a raw burger and service so slow it inspired a soft revolt. Kimara celebrates new car life (hello CarPlay!) and warns of dealership scams. They both spiral into rants on reality TV being trapped on islands and why VTubers feel... cursed. They tackle oat milk, seafoam, exit row seats, and day drinking as a jobless sport. From Burlington beef...

This week on BLOCKED, Zeke and Kimara are back with horror stories, hot takes, and hilarious theories. Zeke recounts his vomit-filled gym class and Chicago adventures, while Kimara dives into the dystopia of rich folks in space (Katy Perry, we’re looking at you). They get into the fake tuna at Subway, the trauma of white chocolate, TikTok drama over Disney fits, and the chaotic economics of a $500 Day at Universal Orlando. Whether ...