August 9, 2024 • 67 mins
Ever wondered how a simple photo booth could captivate 245 people at a Havana-themed night? Tune in as we recount the exhilarating details of our latest event, Havana Night! From the modest cover charge to the real-time photo booth projections that had everyone buzzing, we break it all down. Plus, we're spilling the beans on our upcoming dance classes for both newbies and seasoned movers. And, we've got a mouth-watering new venture in the works that you'll definitely want to hear about.
Retail theft is on the rise, and we're diving into the nitty-gritty of what it's like to work in customer service during these challenging times. Frustration with shoplifters? We've got stories to share. But it's not all gloom and doom—get excited for our future plans, including a Raider celebration at Eagle Mountain Casino and a killer Odd Future Night at Off the Rails. Rich and I will be spinning the tracks, and trust us, the setlist is going to be fire with artists like Tyler the Creator and Mac Miller. Off the Rails is becoming the go-to spot for music and craft beer lovers, and we're thrilled to be part of it!
Bad drivers during a frantic shoe shopping spree for Olivia's birthday? You bet we have some rants and near-accident stories to share! Our Jeep even had a collision but came out like a champ, thanks to an honest other driver. And let's not forget our earthquake experience—while we rode it out calmly in bed, social media was ablaze with overreactions. We chat about how staying calm and rational is key. This episode is packed with laughs, real talk, and updates you won't want to miss!
Thank you for tuning in to this episode of Blue Slide Serenade: Tales from Two Hearts. We hope you enjoyed the journey as much as we did sharing it with you. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review our podcast on your favorite platform. Stay connected with us on social media for updates, behind-the-scenes content, and more. Until next time, keep the adventure alive and let your heart be serenaded.
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Speaker 3 (00:21):
what's up y'all?
Gordy b marion gordon marion,gordy b, queen b g m.
It's the podcast night.
It's been a little while yeahblue slide serenade.
The tale of two hearts.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I think they're both mine.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
No.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Well, mine's big enough.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
And they're both yours.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
They probably, I think, my heart's bigger what
I'm physically bigger than you,so my heart is physically gonna
be bigger as well.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Uh-uh, mine's bigger.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Cause you got got boobs, does the?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
heart go into the no, it doesn't is there a heart in
the left boob no it doesn't letme feel.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Let me see if I can feel a heartbeat.
Well, nobody can see until youjust said babe, hey man you said
let me feel well nobody knowsit, we're even in the same room.
You could be somewhere elsetalking and then you're going to
rat me out for grabbing yourtitty.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You said let me feel.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, that doesn't mean this.
Seconds, that doesn't mean it.
I just say I want to feel atsome point and test it out.
I want to see if I feel aheartbeat in your titty.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You could probably feel a heartbeat.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I'm going to have to test it out Y'all.
Let me know too if you can feelheartbeats and titties.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well, it's been a while, so we have an awful lot
to talk about.
We'll probably start with ourbig one Havana Night.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Havana Night was a great turnout.
Yet again, another greatsuccess.
Yet again we did move the cover, we did implement a cover.
It's a cheap, little ten dollarcover and that's just to cover
our, our expenses.
Basically, yeah, our time andeffort and equipment and
everything else decor yeah,decor, um, you know things of
(02:24):
that nature did.
Well, we've been advertising onFacebook and Instagram, social
media, paying for a little boosthere and there, and we ended up
with at least 245 by the countof the wristbands.
Now, if somebody else slippedin here or there, or we actually
(02:44):
let people come in aftermidnight, I think for free, like
we're done, we wrapped up.
It was like enough's enough.
We're tired of watching thisdoor.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Well, that was you and Steph.
You and Steph were at the doorthe whole time.
Yeah, or you.
With.
Steph off dancing quite a bit.
Steph likes to dance.
That's her shit, shit, yeah.
And then you guys were tradingback and forth, going and
getting drinks for each other,getting each other tipsy edibles
(03:18):
, what huh, huh, what.
You're adding too much, babe.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you're adding too much.
Some people eat edibles.
It's completely legal.
There's nothing wrong with thatyeah, it's legal, nothing wrong
with that.
Yeah, it's legal.
There's nothing wrong with that.
People have a drink of alcohol,people drink coffee, people
masturbate.
Everybody does somethingdoesn't make it okay or wrong or
right man shit okay whatever,if you gotta rub one out real
(03:41):
quick babe, what, whatever thisreal shit that's what this
podcast is for for real people.
If you got to rub one out realquick, babe, what?
Calm down Whatever, it's realshit.
That's what this podcast is forFor real people.
Talking about real shit, youshit on yourself and you
masturbate.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Damn.
I don't know about all that,it's a bit much so.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
anyway, savannah was great 245 roughly.
Great event, great turnout.
The photo booths were, uh,displaying people's pictures in
real time up on the projectorson the yeah, that was really
cool to watch a seeing peoplesee themselves on there and it
was kind of funny because it wasalso driving the amount of
(04:22):
photo booth activity yeah,because people, Cause if people
would see that somebody else'spicture on there, they would see
theirs and be like shit, Igotta go take another one.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, let me get that one off of there.
I want to be on the big screentoo.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I want to be a celebrity.
I'm on the big screen, baby.
Um, decor was nice, balloonswere amazing, as always.
Um, just a great, great turnoutand great turnout, great event.
Yeah, we had a couplephotographers out there.
Um, the next event I thinkwe're doing two dance classes,
one at seven and one at eight oh, okay, that's one for more
(04:58):
beginners and then one for, like, novices or something
intermediate.
You know a couple differentclasses but, by the time we
pulled back up into 1933, it wasfull.
The parking lot was full oh yeahthe parking lot was full and
that was just for the intro forthe uh dance intro class yeah
(05:18):
the free class from seven toeight or eight to nine.
Um, we got another one thissaturday, august 24th.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Coming back up again.
It'll be big again.
Um, always is always a success,always hard work, great people.
Um, yeah, it's been fun.
I enjoy that event.
I enjoy that event.
You know, blessed to have metSteph and Carlos and do what
we're doing and everything elseit was uh, it was nice.
(05:47):
I liked it.
I enjoyed it.
So we also have a new venturewe're starting yeah it's gonna
be really fun, really cool.
Yeah, I we're not gonna say muchabout it, you know, because we
don't want any of youmotherfuckers stealing our idea.
(06:07):
Yeah no um, but we'll beworking on it.
Very soon.
I would say within the nextthree weeks, we'll have an
initial product.
Yeah, uh, so we'll be reachingout to people to test that
product yes um, and that'sprobably all we're going to say
about it.
It is a product that you will betasting, testing yeah, I think
(06:35):
I just told on myself a littlebit Shit, yeah.
So it's a product that you'llbe tasting and that doesn't tell
you everything.
It won't even tell you enoughto steal our idea.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
No, it won't.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I mean, we've been pretty careful with this idea.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Make sure Google doesn't hear us.
Make sure Amazon and Alexa andSiri doesn't hear us.
Right, somebody's going to bestealing that fucking idea in no
time.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I know, I know.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
But you know, people do it already.
It's just, it's going to be ourown brand and it's going to be
our own location and everythingelse, not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Just something fun to do.
Another adventure, Moreopportunity.
You know something to do.
What do you think about?
It.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I'm excited.
I am excited about it and Ithink it's going to be big.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I think anybody who knows us knows we do things
right.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
We go all out, we do things right, we use the best of
whatever we can possibly get ahold of, and the equipment or
product or ingredients orwhatever else will not be our
downfall.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
No.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
It's not going to be because of equipment.
We are going to have the best.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
So the product should be the best.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
It will be.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It'll be fun, and it'll be fun and I think it's
going to be big.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, it will be, and if it is great, if it's not
great, I really don't care.
Again, it's one of those thingsthat nothing I do, do I do to
get rich quick.
No it has nothing to do withthat.
If I make money on it, great.
If I don't, great.
I believe if I deliver anamazing product, an amazing
experience, it sells itself.
(08:24):
Yeah, an amazing product, anamazing experience.
It sells itself.
Yeah, and I can look at myselfin the mirror and know that I
gave it my all and dideverything.
I could to make it successful ordelicious.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Deliciousness.
Yeah, we'll see, but yeah,it'll be fun.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, it'll be fun.
We got branding starting.
Fun we, uh, we got brandingstarting we got logos,
developing, um, everything,getting getting ready, getting
going.
Yeah, uh, website for calientertainment group will be up
in a couple months.
It looks like yeah um, new coldsparks, new low fog.
(09:03):
We got quite a few weddingscoming up.
We have, I want to say, fiveweddings at least in the next
two months.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
If not more, I'm sure there's going to be more.
There's going to be moreparties.
We have reunions, we haveHalloween parties, we have
Christmas parties.
We have.
We have a busy next few months.
Yeah, christmas parties we have.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
We have a busy next few months, which is great
because we also have five girlsgoing back to school.
Yeah, can we start?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
a GoFundMe.
Yeah, you know what I wasthinking about that you know,
like you know what you know,keep that, keep that thought on
the GoFundMe, on the girls right.
There have been so many peopledown and out, so many people
that have been losing people, somany people that uh, need
medical care, need this and that, and there's, there's gofundmes
(09:54):
and there's everything outthere and it's a crazy thing
that, as much as I work, as muchas we work, as many jobs and
hustles and everything else wehave, it's almost like I still
don't have the money to helppeople the way I want to be able
to help them.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
And it's like I can tell at this point that, yeah,
there's something going on withour economy.
Obviously, you know prices onthings and things of that nature
, and I wouldn't put it towardsa political party or anything
like that.
It's just, hey, at this pointin time our economy is not the
greatest and I can't help peopleas much as I want to help them,
(10:36):
which is unfortunate.
It bothers me, it upsets me alittle bit, but we do a lot of
giving, we do a lot of givingback.
We do a lot of giving.
We do a lot of giving back, wedo a lot of donating.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
We help as much as we can, we do.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
So hopefully some of these other ventures will allow
us to do more.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
And hopefully the economy gets a little bit better
and that allows us to do more,and so on and so forth.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah.
So the GoFundMe thing, yeah,like like man, five girls going
back to school yeah, jesuschrist, I mean, that's me, you
know when?
Look, when I was a kid, we, wegrew up poor as hell yeah we
went to.
Uh, what was that shoe store?
Payless pay, oh my god, paylessMervins.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, Mervins.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Payless Mervins, probably Kmart back in the days,
I have no idea.
Yeah, you got one pair of shoesand you had to make them last
all year.
That's what my parents used totell me.
Hey, here's your pair of shoes.
Make them last all year.
I was like man, so you weretaking care of them, being
careful, because that was youronly pair of shoes yeah, we just
(11:46):
bought some shoes for the girlsbut nowadays it's like they all
have to have two pairs of shoes, a piece at least.
Right, they have to have clothes.
They're all growing likefucking weeds, you know, um.
And then here's.
The other thing is, our girlsare kind of spoiled.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
They're bougie.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
They're a little goddamn bougie and the shit that
they want is not cheap.
We're not going to pay less inMervyn's anymore.
We're going to fucking Jordanand Gucci, apparently, for real.
Jesus Christ, these girls andlook, I won't even say that it's
a girl thing you know, I'vealways been told, you know, from
a very young age, girls aremore expensive than boys.
(12:27):
Raising them, right, I don'tknow if it's because of the
feminine hygiene and thefeminine products to take care
of their face and their hair andtheir makeup, and the clothes
and the outfits and all thecutie stuff and boys are, you
know, jeans and T-shirts orsomething, I don't know, yeah,
but I would even go so far assaying that this day and age,
(12:47):
boys are probably bougie as helltoo.
Now, yeah, I don't know thatthey're.
Look, yeah, they're not asexpensive.
When it comes to makeup, youknow, most boys don't wear
makeup.
Um, uh, hair product well,maybe some gel or something, I
don't know.
But do they need flat irons andcurling irons and and rollers
(13:08):
and this and that and that andthis and the other?
And now, boys don't have allthis.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I think boys do spend more money, like on haircuts.
They, they want to have ahaircut what At least every two
weeks.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah, you almost, as a boy, you almost have to.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, and if you go a month, you're looking pretty
ragged.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I mean, that's upkeep right.
And girls don't have to cuttheir hair every two weeks.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah, but we do like to get our nails done.
It's probably just as much asgetting their hair cut, yeah, so
that's a trade-off, yeah.
So I still think girls areprobably still Because you need
to have the matching shoes andthe matching hair bow and the oh
, my God.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yeah, so you do need these three pairs of shoes.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
But guess what?
What?
They have daddy wrapped rightaround their fingers.
What are you?
Talking about Uh-huh.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
What we spoil them too much.
Who does you?
You make me me.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I feel like I don't make you do nothing um no
indirectly, inadvertentlysomething.
Yeah, you probably do no Iprobably get some like latina
attitude on the backside hereand there.
No, I don't get no love in it.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
You get attitude when you say yes, what what?
True or not true?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Yeah, yeah, you give it to me sometimes when I give
in.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah, you do give in what.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
You know, whatever it's not going.
Hey look, listen, listen,listen.
This shit is not going with uswhen we die.
It's not and I do not know myexpiration date, so I'm spending
it.
I work for it.
I'm going to spend it.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
You don't know when you're going to die.
I'm spending that shit, fuck it.
And I'm going to try to makeother people happy doing it.
Yeah, it, yeah, I know most ofthe money I spend is not even on
me or for me.
No, it's all you guys.
Why, why, why I'm just thatmakes no sense.
(15:23):
All right, so we also havegreat news.
Somebody started a new careerthis week.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Oh yeah, who was that ?
I don't know.
Maybe me, maybe you, maybe me.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Maybe you Miss.
Marion started her new careerthis week.
Pays more.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Better hours and just a brighter future.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
there's more opportunity after this one.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, not so laborious not so laborious, not
so, no, no, crazy ass schedulesand double backs and work until
midnight, then going back in at7 am and all this ridiculous
shit.
You know dealing with dealingwith people, you know in retail
customer service, especiallynowadays, where these
motherfuckers can just go in andstack nine hundred and ninety
(16:13):
nine dollars worth of shit intheir cart and walk out, uh huh,
and you know it's not grandtheft or anything.
And you know you can't touchthem.
Security can't touch them.
Touch them, nobody can doanything.
You just watch them walk outand it's they know.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
They know how much they can.
Oh yeah, steal yeah yeah, theyknow.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
They know if they get under a certain amount that
they're in the clear.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yeah but it's better to just they have insurance,
they have insurance, so it'sjust better to let them.
You don't want to mess withthem in this crazy day and age.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
These, these motherfuckers are all diseased
and drugged up and probably haveneedles and knives and all
kinds of shit on.
Do you really want to get pokedfor a $20 raw shirt?
Nope, no, what the hell no haveto go get tested for, get your
blood test and everything elsebecause yeah no, that's
ridiculous, are you?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
trying to scrap with one of these crackheads and they
don't pay you enough.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
So I mean, but I guess now bakersfield has that
new task force or whatever forretail theft and stuff and they
they've been posting that,they've been catching a whole
lot of people, but there's stillonly so much they can do.
Bakersfield, as small asbakersfield is, or as big as
Bakersfield is, you can onlycover so much, yeah.
(17:28):
And we actually have realcrimes that need to be addressed
.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Before retail so, you know it is what it is.
I don't know that there's afucking win or not this weekend.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
This weekend.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Saturday we're going to head up to Eagle Mountain
Casino.
We're going to go up there DJwith Rich.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
And Georgianne Go hang out.
It's the Black Hole the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
It's a big Raider celebration at the Eagle
Mountain.
So you know your boy isprobably going to pull out his
Max Crosby jersey that he boughton the day of the draft before
all of these other dudes andpeople came in and started
becoming fans of him.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I actually have the jersey and a picture of me in
the jersey when he got drafted.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Oh nice.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
So yeah, I ain't no fair weather fan.
I've liked Crosby forever.
You know, obviously, you knowit's luck.
You know, you get players, youget them out of the draft and
you hope for the best and youwish the best and then they
become busts.
Or Henry Ruggs kills somebodyin Vegas, driving 140 miles an
(18:45):
hour or something, and goes toprison.
So there goes a wide receiverand some other knucklehead I
think it was Arnett or something.
Yeah, Tried to gangbang orsomething and act tough and shit
.
And I'm like man, you guys arefucking idiots.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
So let me ask you this what.
Are you wearing your new hat?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, you know what I'll wearing your new hat?
Yeah, you know what I'llprobably wear the new, the new
Raider hat With the LED light init.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I think that'll be cool, cause you know it's the
casino.
And all the lights and stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
I'll have to let.
I'll have to tell Rich To letme get in a set real quick.
Let me spin a couple songs.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
He probably will.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Nah, he will, he don't care he needs a break
anyways and let him go take apiss.
Shake it more than twice.
You're playing with it he needsa drink yeah, so we have, uh,
eagle mountain for the raiderbooster kind of thing, the
there's going to be some quite abit of raider fans and shit out
there, but guess who's going tohave the best seats in the
(19:42):
house.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
We are.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
The entertainment DJ Richie Rich.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
And then what we?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
have to rush back.
I wouldn't say rush back, butwe have to be back to off the
rails.
Yeah, in time for Odd FutureNight.
Some people don't know who oddfuture is.
Um, odd future is a.
It was a group, might still bea collaboration between, like
(20:17):
tyler the creator, frank ocean,whole bunch of these other guys
and they all, they all did theirthing together, um, but I'm
going to include some otherstuff.
you know, I'm going to put someaction Bronson in there.
Uh, I'm going to put some, uh,anderson pack, some Mac Miller.
Um, I got a lot that, uh, I'mgoing to try to integrate into
(20:38):
that into that thing I got a lotof music.
Thing I got a lot of music.
I'm going to throw in someThundercat, some Black, some
Joey Badass, snow, allegraMasego, alchemist, larry, june,
sir, quite a bit.
We're going to play some goodmusic, some music that not
(21:07):
everybody knows, but just goodvibe, good chill, good good
music, you know, some fun, somefunk some of that funk in there
I like I like the newer funkstuff because I really like old
funk.
But I like the newer funk, kindof coming back and have that
groovy bass and everything else.
I I enjoy it I enjoy it and youknow obviously she, they have
some nice craft beer and yeah,beck, um man, she gets all kinds
(21:32):
of craft beer over there prettycrazy with craft beer and they
have a lot of events coming up.
They've really uh pushed awhole lot of events.
Events, I mean, I see everybodygoing over there.
I think uh, cheeto, I think uhj wifey yeah, wifey myth um flex
(21:53):
, um a whole lot.
They got a whole lot.
They got bands, they gotkaraoke, they got all kinds of
stuff going on over at off theRails Beck's really developing a
good community over there.
I feel like.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah, we talked about Rich and Georgianne briefly for
Eagle Mountain but, touching onthat, rich lost his dad last
week.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Rich lost his dad last week.
He was in bad health for awhile and, just like every human
being you know, he lived life.
He did stupid stuff, did goodstuff, you know.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Never met the guy.
Don't know the guy, but Rich isa decent guy so I got to assume
Pops was.
No matter what Pops did he.
He still of kept them on thenarrow, you know.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
So, yeah, they're going to have services for his
Pops in a week or two down in LAsomewhere there, but I've been
checking on him almost on adaily basis.
That's good.
You know, I lost my Pops in 05.
I was 25, so I was pretty young.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
And I'm 44 now, so it's almost been 20 years since
I lost my pops, so I know whathe's going through.
Yeah, that's hard so you know,I just check on him, let's see,
let's see.
Everything seems to be fallingin place for us.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Everything seems to be coming together, kind of
working in our favor, if youwill.
Universe is being kind to us.
Yeah, it's a funny thingbecause, as much as we work
again and we don't have a ton ofbills, we have paid off
vehicles, we don't have a ton ofbills, still don't have a lot
(23:48):
of money, and some days we don'thave any money.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Feels like huh.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
You know, someday it's kind of weird Our life will
go from eating steak one nightto eating ramen the next, or
sandwich, you know, yeah, andit's just the ebbs and flows,
the ups and downs, um things,things that come up, things that
happen, you know surgery, umdental issues, um girls going
(24:20):
back to school uh, girls needingcheer shoes, girls needing
hoodies, girls needing ipads,girls needing nails nails, just
anything and everything.
Um, I mean, it's never ending.
It is never ending, but we'reblessed because we've been
(24:44):
getting by and we've been takingcare of everything and we've
still been able to do everything.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
So it's not a huge deal.
I don't mind.
I grew up poor as hell.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
But you know we're super happy at home.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
You know, that's I man.
We live modestly.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I would say we live humbly.
We don't have a huge, hugehouse, we don't have expensive
ass cars, we don't have a wholelot, but we're happy.
Unfortunately for a lot ofpeople yeah, a lot of people you
(25:26):
know they're in that rat raceand they're trying to compete
with that other girl on socialmedia that just got her Gucci
purse and Gucci handbag andCadillac SUV and five bedroom,
four bathroom house and you knowall the stuff that they're
(25:46):
posting and everything else andnot knowing the reality that
they're damn near bankrupt yeahthey're living check to check
their house, poor their car,poor their, you know, whatever
it may be, and I just don't wantthat.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I don't need it no, we don't I'm, I'm good I'm good
with playing golfy.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Yeah, you know what we have?
Uh, we have our things.
Yeah, we have our things.
We podcast, we work, uh, weplay a lot of music, DJ a lot,
whether it's at home or whereverUm watch movies watch movies.
Oh you know what?
Oh my God, this girl is ongray's anatomy again.
(26:34):
Jesus christ, from thebeginning, from the very
beginning, and I swear to god, Ithink there's like 23 fucking
seasons of this show and we'rein three or something.
Man, you cannot binge watchthat shit.
It's impossible.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah, but, but are you loving it?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Look, I like Grey's Anatomy.
All right, it starts to wear onme with all the drama.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Every time you turn around, this motherfucker is mad
at this person, this person'sfucking this person.
Some devastation's happening,somebody's in the hospital with
some fucking rare disease andeverybody's figuring it out and
like everything else and it it.
(27:24):
For me it's a love story,there's a hate story, there's
some sex, there's issues in theoperating room, or it's the same
episode Every episode.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
It just they switch everything up constantly.
Meredith is fucking this person.
This person is fucking thisperson.
This person hates this person,because this person fucked this
person and that person, and Imean Jesus Christ it's a lot
yeah it's entertaining well,look, your version of
entertaining and my version ofentertaining are completely
(27:58):
different for me.
for me personally, I'm very umsensitive, uh, emotionally I
think, and that stuff affects me.
It has a negative effect on me,right?
It's like if I put you in aroom and made you listen to
heavy metal for an hour.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
You'd probably come out with a fucking headache.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Right, those vibrations, those sounds, those
things, they have effects onyour body.
Well, so does drama, so doescomedy.
So does you know everythingelse?
I just so happen to enjoycomedies yeah right, I like
comedies.
I've had enough bad shit happenin my life and been through
enough that I don't need anydrama or bad things, or you know
(28:45):
yeah, but yeah.
But yeah, Grey's is a good show.
It is a good show, it just Ihave to take it in doses.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
I can, what do you mean?
I can get through four or fiveepisodes at a time.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Like three.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Okay, well, that's fair.
I mean, you know, normal peoplewatch one a week.
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
That was hard Okay, when I had to only watch one a
week.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
And you had to wait for a week till the next one.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Or when the season finished on a cliffhanger and
you had to wait till the nextseason.
Oh yeah, oh, it's worse.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
And then you're reading speculation on the
internet and like hey, what'sgoing to happen to-.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
No, I don't do that.
To Mc happened to no, I don'tdo that to mcsteamy, I don't do
speaking of mcsteamy mcdreamy.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Is it mcdreamy, mcsteamy mcsteamy?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
yes, it is mcsteamy.
Why did you say dreamy?
Because he's dreamy too.
You don't like mcdreamy no, Ithink he's.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
He's okay, but you like mcsteamy mcsteamy.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I do like mcsteamy, but I don't because he's a he's
he's a hoe, yeah, he's a.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
He's a playboy.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah, I don't like that.
I don't like dudes like thatthat are he's honest about it
though.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Like he's not hiding it, he's not lying to people,
he's single and he's going tomingle.
Yeah, right I can respect thatout of him that out of him.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, but you know, but I do love this love story
that he has with um.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Are you about to spoil something?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
You've already seen it.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
What.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
When he's with Lexi.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Lexi.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Meredith's sister when she comes on to the show,
then why?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
aren't we watching it from that point?
Why did we start over again?
Because you had to watch itfrom the beginning no I didn't I
knew all of these episodesalready well, we just had to
start it over all right,whatever we started it um, let's
talk about this one.
(30:45):
Which one shit fucking driversoh gosh oh, my fucking, I don't
know what it is in bakersfield.
I don't know what it is, but abunch of you motherfuckers don't
know how to drive.
No, like jesus christ, you'reterrible.
(31:06):
Who's handing out licenses atthis point?
Is this just an automatic thing?
Like hey, here's your socialsecurity card, oh, and here's
your driver's license?
Like who's testing these people?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Nobody.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
We literally for Olivia's birthday, right?
Olivia's birthday last weekend,right.
Was it last week on her?
Birthday.
Yeah, yeah, last weekend, orwas it, was it last?
Week her birthday yeah, yeah,last birth, last weekend or the
weekend before whatever.
Whatever we went to go take hershoe shopping, there was a pair
of shoes that she really,really wanted um and she said
(31:41):
they're only like 80 bucks, butthe other ones that I wanted
like 110.
I'm like I don't care 80 110.
I mean, what's the fuckingdifference at that point right
what's the difference.
We're not talking about $500.
Jordan, you know concretes orsomething.
So we're trying to take heraround.
We go to where do we go toDick's?
Yeah, we go to what's that shoestore over there on California
(32:07):
by VIP.
They just moved over there.
Oh man, they were in the malloriginally, I think, but anyways
, they deal in jordans.
Yeezys, I think you know theydidn't have the shoes that she
wanted because they weren'tjordans.
So, whatever, we left there andthen we went to the mall.
I believe Now, in the course ofgoing to these three places, we
(32:30):
must have been almost hit, orsomething, five or six times.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
And not due to us.
We're just chilling following.
You know minding our business.
You know driving correctly.
Whatever these people I'm about, to say something that will get
me in trouble.
People are bad drivers they arelike a really bad.
Yeah, and you know it's one ofthe things I enjoy about having
a large, large jeep, because,motherfucker, your little car
(33:03):
isn't gonna worry worry me, it'snot going to worry me.
I'll hit you.
It won't do any damage to myvehicle.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
No.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
I can run my tire up on top of your vehicle, it's
been tested?
Yeah, we've tested it.
We've driven on top of cars atfour-wheel parts.
You know we can drive over you,motherfucker, Don't fuck with
us.
I tested it not too long ago.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Oh my god, this girl.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Anyways, we're not going to talk about that?
No, then why did you bring itup?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
But it's been tested.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
It's been tested and nothing has happened to the Jeep
.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Nope, no airbags, no nothing.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
It was perfect.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Just got a little little scratch.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
I don't even think a scratch.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
It was probably already there.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Well, I think it rubbed the powder coat on the
bumper a little bit, yeah, butno dents, no dings, no scratches
.
Their vehicle, on the otherhand, crumbled like a goddamn
tin can.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Yeah, oh, but he was the sweetest man.
Yeah, he was a nice dude, hewas just so sweet.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
And it was a truck, listen everybody, it was a truck
.
She hit his tailgate.
So, and it was a truck, listeneverybody, it was a truck.
Uh, she hit his uh tailgate andthat was it yeah, yeah and and
we've already taken care of itinsurance, all that good stuff.
And the guy was super cool.
He was like hey, I'm not gonnatell people my back or my neck
hurts or anything like that,just let's get the truck fixed.
And that was it so somebody thatwas so somebody that was honest
(34:25):
for once, right like everybodyout here trying to get a free
fucking check and and you know,sue happy and everything else,
and this dude did it how it wassupposed to be done yeah, and
that was appreciated.
We've even called him a coupletimes since yeah, yeah he's,
he's a really nice man yeah, itwas nice um earthquake oh yeah,
(34:49):
it was fun I'm gonna let youexplain exactly what our
reaction was.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Go ahead we were in bed all right and we didn't know
what it was at first and wejust kind of sat here and let it
shake let it shake we can giveshake.
We didn't give a shit, we rodethe wave.
I mean, what are you going?
To do.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Yeah, what are you going to do?
Are you going to go outside andgrab the ground and stop it
from moving?
What?
Speaker 2 (35:15):
are you going to?
Speaker 3 (35:15):
fucking do man it's shaking.
Wait till it's done, assess anykind of fucking damage and move
on.
There's nothing that can do andnothing happened.
Nothing happened to fuckinganybody, man.
Jesus christ, these people areso goddamn dramatic.
They're, I mean, a thousandpeople.
Did you feel that?
(35:36):
Did you feel that?
No, motherfucker, you're theonly one that felt it.
Nobody in the in the fuckingworld felt it besides yourself.
Nobody felt the fucking 5.0earthquake but you.
So there's a thousand people onsocial media.
Did you feel it?
Did you feel it?
Did you feel it?
Oh my god, I was so scared, Ididn't know what I was gonna do
it, was fun though it was, itwas nothing.
(35:57):
You know what man I can fartharder than that man?
Jesus christ man.
What is wrong with these people, man?
At first I really thought itwas the train going by you know,
and, and we could bedesensitized to that, because
the train does shake a littlebit yeah this was a little bit
more than a little bit, yeah,but it was still minor, like and
yeah, okay, we have aftershocks.
(36:18):
Oh, did you feel that one?
Hey, did you feel that one manfeel these nuts?
Speaker 2 (36:26):
let me see, see.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
No, hey, oh, remember , let me feel your heartbeat
real quick Let me feel yourheartbeat.
Yeah, so the earthquakewhatever, If a big one hits, you
know a big one hits, what areyou going to do?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Be somewhat prepared.
Right, know, a big one hits.
What are you going to do?
You know, be somewhat prepared,Right.
Have a solar charger.
Put a solar charger in a bag inthe back of your vehicle,
somewhere.
Right.
Put a couple gallons of water,some rations, some food here and
there, whatever the necessitiesRight.
Food here and there, whateverthe necessities right, but a
(37:09):
solar block to charge yourdevices, right.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Get a little solar block.
It lays out and it'll chargeyour phone, stuff like that, you
know.
Keep everybody in contact.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Oh, we had a power outage too.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
But we have solar generator and batteries, we have
power.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
So we were able to sleep comfortable with our fan
going.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Yeah, we had power, we're ready.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
We were not miserable .
Speaker 3 (37:36):
No, it was actually kind of nice.
Yeah, let's see the Olympics,the Olympics.
The.
(37:57):
Olympics.
We're're gonna go there.
Hey, you know what shortly.
Okay, just for a minute.
Everybody is so hell-bent onfinding something to be offended
by.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
And something that my grandparents used to tell me,
something that my uncles and momand everybody else used to tell
me old saying if you look forsomething hard enough and long
enough, you'll find it.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
So if you look for something to be fucking offended
by, you're going to be fuckingoffended.
You're setting yourself up.
Yeah, you're creating that onyour up.
Yeah, you're creating that onyour own.
You're creating it on your own.
It's fucking ridiculous, manpeople and half the people that
were offended by it yeah it'salso the crowd that tells
(38:41):
everybody else not to beoffended or don't be snowflakes,
so your sensitive ass is upsetabout some shit that you're not
even accurate about.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Had nothing to do with Jesus.
No had nothing to do withChristianity.
It was a display of Dionysus,dionysus a God, yeah, that
predates Jesus, and quoteunquote God for the Olympics,
(39:18):
which predates Jesus and God.
And just so happens that Jesusand Dionysus, along with a
couple other Greek gods andancient gods, all have a whole
lot in common.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
They were all born to a virgin.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
They turned water into wine.
So there was.
There's quite a fewsimilarities between these
people, Right, but anyways, itdidn't have anything to do with
it.
And then everybody else is madabout a trans quote unquote a
trans boxer in women's boxing.
(39:49):
Well, A the girl isn't trans.
B the girl has girl parts.
And C she just so happens tohave a genetic or chromosomal
anomaly or something defect,whatever you want to call it
that makes her produce moretestosterone than a normal
(40:10):
female.
That's it, that's it.
So people are all up in arms,upset about this shit.
Meanwhile, there's a rapistplaying volleyball, a child
rapist playing volleyball.
Nobody says shit about yeah soit's like look man, you guys,
you get your shit straight.
You guys, at this point, you'rejust looking for something to
(40:31):
be upset about.
You're looking for something to.
You're looking, you're reallygrasping, you're grasping,
you're just reaching.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
It is a reach, yeah I think the olympics thing was
just it was.
It was meant to be fun.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
It was meant to honor the original Olympics.
That's what it was.
So these Olympics have beengoing on for hundreds and
hundreds and thousands of years,right, mm-hmm?
And yeah, there's a historybefore Jesus.
There's a history before XYZ.
There's a history before thisperson and that person.
(41:08):
Yeah, there's a history beforejesus.
There's a history before xyz.
There's a history before thisperson and that person yeah
there's a history.
Whether they were right or not,I don't know.
I don't care everybody you know.
You can worship whoever youwant to worship, and that's the
other thing.
We're not a christian country,we are a free country yeah where
you are welcome to practicewhatever religion you want to
(41:29):
practice.
We're not a Christian country,we're a free country.
But anyway, I'm not going toget into all that shit anymore.
The other thing is I'm jumpingoff of social media a little bit
.
I'm not going to be on it asmuch.
I'm not going to be interactingwith as much.
I'm not going to be interactingwith very many posts or content
(41:51):
or anything else like that.
My plan is is to, uh, keep itsimple, log in long enough to
post things about the family,about the businesses, um, and
that's about it.
Return messages, things likethat, but that's about it.
I'm not going to mess withsocial media too much anymore.
(42:14):
I'm kind of I got more things Ineed to get done.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
More things to focus on.
To focus on and just losingfaith in humans and humanity and
intelligence, or lack thereof,of what seems to be a majority.
It just seems like the majorityof our population is just
fucking ignorant and it'sexhausting.
(42:43):
Let's talk about restaurants,bakersfield restaurants.
So we went out to dinnercelebratory dinner for marion
for her new career and we wantedto try the new spot at the mall
yeah amipa.
Is it amipa?
Yeah, amipa, amipa, mm-hmm.
(43:04):
Is it Amipa?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Yeah, amipa.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Amipa, see, I said it like a white boy.
Is it all my pa?
Speaker 2 (43:12):
No, amipa, amipa, amipa Ay.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
So, hey look, We've been to Zama, we've been to El
Puesto, we've been toama, we'vebeen to El.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Puesto We've been to.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Buena Vida.
We've been to Ritmo when it wasRitmo, we've been into Nuestro
La Costa all these places right,we've been everywhere and these
newer places, man, they'respending a whole lot of time,
effort and money on the ambiance, the appearance, and I don't
(43:57):
feel like they're spending thesame amount of effort and time
and money on their food.
So when the very first time wewent to Zama, I thought it was
amazing.
I thought it was delicious.
It was amazing when they openeda couple of years ago or
(44:21):
something I don't know.
We've been there since a coupleof times and not real great.
No, you know great ambiance too, but I don't know that their
food was remarkable.
And then I had a lot of hopefor this Aimipa.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Aimipa.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Went in there, beautiful, but the food again
was not.
It wasn't there.
No, I don't really feel like itwas very flavorful.
I don't feel like it wasseasoned.
I don't.
It was kind of just, I don'tknow, I wasn't real like it was
seasoned, I don't know, it waskind of just, I don't know.
I wasn't real impressed with it, wasn't real happy with it.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
And the amount of money we spent.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Yeah, some of these places are crazy, expensive,
ridiculous.
Buena Vida was amazing, though.
I will give them that BuenaVida was amazing.
They had great atmosphere, theyhad great food.
They had great food, they hadgreat drinks, they had great
dessert.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah, they had great everything.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
But so did Zama when they first opened.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Right.
So let's see.
Hopefully they continue thatRight.
Hopefully they don't startcutting back on their menu and
ordering cheaper qualityingredients or firing chefs,
getting rid of chefs, losingchefs, you know, that's, that's
a key thing.
Your chef is a.
That's a deal breaker.
(45:34):
Yeah, you're a restaurant,first and foremost.
You're not.
You're not an experience,you're not an ambiance, you're
not a visitor's attraction.
You're not.
You're a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
So, first and foremost, make sure your fucking
food's on point yeah, andcustomer service oh man, jesus
man, these cut this customerservice stuff too.
Yeah, not impressed, notimpressed.
However, um, we love socialhouse.
Yeah, I wouldn't say that theyhave the most ambiance or
(46:10):
anything right, it's just aplace, I don't know, it's not a
whole lot of ambiance, but thefood, everything there is
amazing.
It seems like, yeah, and everytime we go, whether it's brunch,
whether it's dinner, whetherit's brunch, whether it's dinner
, whether it's last year,whether it's this year,
everything's been great Everytime we've been, and customer
(46:31):
service is always great ohcustomer service is great.
I love my dude over there.
I don't remember his name, butgood dude man, Awesome guy.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
Yeah, the owner of a horse in the alley Speaking of
another restaurant.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Well, not just the owner, for horse in the alley
speaking of another restaurant.
Well, not just the owner, buttheir food their food is amazing
yeah, and it's on point everytime that we've been there.
Um, I don't know if there's awhole lot of hope for a whole
bunch of other places no I don't, you know, and I'm not even a
picky person.
But if I'm going to pay, youknow, $100, $200 for dinner.
(47:08):
Hey, that shit better bedelectable.
I mean, it better be butter.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
It better be butter, because I'm not paying to look
at the leaves on your wall.
No, I'm not paying to look atyour neon signs, I'm not paying
to look at anything.
So they need to get their shittogether, these places, man.
And then there's another newplace that opened up of all
things, called memento mori,where who has a tattoo that says
(47:40):
memento mori?
Yeah, where did I get it from?
Mac miller mac miller mementomori.
Well, apparently the place overuh by the old airport on union
uh-huh um, it's memento mori nowand it looks like a real, it
looks like um buena vida, itlooks like zama, it looks I
(48:05):
guess it looks kind of likeplaces.
And I was talking to one of myclients today and he said, uh,
he went over there for the softopening Cause I think they know
the owner's sister or somebody.
They got invited to the softopening.
He said he liked it, said itwas good.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
I'll have to try it.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
Yeah, but that's where um Kenny and his dad and
everybody owned that yeah that'swhat I was gonna ask yeah what
was that place called with kennyand his dad?
Speaker 2 (48:28):
I have no.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
Ace was over there djing for a while but it was.
It was southern food right ohyeah, it was so food.
What was that place called?
I don't remember, but anywaysit's called memento mori now,
which is very ironic, because Ihave a tattoo that says memento
mori.
Yeah on my mac millard leg soit's kind of kind of interesting
, I suppose, yeah, it saysMemento Mori, yeah On my Mac.
Miller leg Mm-hmm.
So it's kind of interesting, Isuppose.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
Yeah, great ambiance and no food.
Like, hey, we're not going fora view, we're not going to the
Bluffs to take a picture.
Hey, we're eating man.
You know, we're not in SanFrancisco to take pictures,
we're not taking a picture.
Hey, we're eating man.
You know we're not.
We're not in san francisco totake pictures.
We're not, we're not taking apicture of the ocean, we, you
put a bunch of greenery on thewalls and you know fake trees
(49:17):
and fake limbs and all thisother shit and everything else.
And then your food sucks andit's like, hey, man yeah service
sucked, food sucked again.
I'm easy, I'm not picky.
I eat McDonald's.
I eat Burger King.
I love Burger King.
Just so everybody has a fuckingclue on who I am and how
(49:37):
unsophisticated my taste budsare, I'll take a Burger King
Whopper over most burgers inthis world.
Burgers in this world yeah, itjust tastes better.
I don't know.
Yeah, is it popular?
No, it's not.
Burger King is unpopular.
They've been unpopular for along time.
Yeah, uh, they may be going outof business at some point or
another.
Hopefully they don't.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Um well, we only have like two or three, two or three
left.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
Yeah, I get happy anytime I see a.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
Burger.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
King.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Speaking of burgers, we tried that new.
It's not new, but we finallytried that shaken buns.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Oh, shaken buns over by the house.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
Over around the corner over there.
I was impressed with them.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
I know that was good.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
I thought it was decent.
I was like man, this wouldrival like In-N-Out or somebody
else.
Again, it's not a Whopper.
No, this, this would rival likein and out or somebody else.
Again, it's not a whopper.
No, however, um, I would put itup there with you know, in and
out.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
I would put it up there with habit no, I would put
it higher higher, like eureka Idon't want to talk about eureka
either well, no, I know, butI'm saying like, if it's like a
fast food gourmet burger it was.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
It was delicious and the fries were good too yeah, oh
, I love those zigzag fries andand and, just to give everybody
a uh an insight into eureka.
I don't like going to eurekaanymore because these
motherfuckers put horseradish inmy bloody mary and I never had
that and I don't likehorseradish.
(51:10):
Who the fuck does?
Speaker 2 (51:11):
I don't know.
I don't know why somebody wouldput that in there listen,
horseradish is right there withblue cheese.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
There's a very select few people that enjoy that shit
yeah I do not enjoy it.
Don't put horseradish in myfucking Bloody Mary.
No, jesus Christ, man that wasnasty oh man Gag inducing.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
What else do we got?
What else do we got?
I don't know if we have muchelse.
I think that's about it.
We got a lot going on A lot ofweddings, a lot of parties, much
else.
I think that's about it.
We're, uh, we got a lot goingon a lot of weddings, a lot of
parties, a lot of events.
Um yeah, work, work, work, work.
(52:01):
Daughters, daughters, daughters, daughters.
G's body works going strong.
Still, you know, 30, 40, 50people a month, not, uh, I'm not
gonna lie and inflate mynumbers.
There's some certain peoplearound town that like to lie and
inflate their numbers and makeit look like they're doing
(52:22):
something and it's like yourfucking math doesn't add up.
Your math does not add up atall.
You work.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
You're not mathing right.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
Your math ain't mathing.
Yep I calculated it out andapparently this person worked
400 days a year or somethinglike I don't, I don't care.
Look, if I see one, if I seeone client, if I see 50 clients,
you know it is what it is.
And but I don't need to lie tomyself, it's not going to do
(52:58):
anything.
I'm not going to make extramoney by acting like I did more.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
No.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
And I don't, you know , I don't know.
Everybody does that shit onsocial media, inflates
everything, says things, partialtruths.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:15):
Huge lies with partial truths.
Just, I don't know.
Again, it's the rat race, it'sthe insecurity, it's people
trying to keep up with otherpeople on social media.
You know I, you know G's BodyWorks is G's Body Works.
I help who I can work on, who Ican enjoy, my clients.
Tons of repeat clients.
(53:39):
I don't really have a lot ofnew clients right now, but I got
a very, very solid core ofclients that I'm constantly
seeing on a weekly basis.
Cali Entertainment Group goingstrong yeah, a lot of stuff
going on with that.
Working with Stacey Henzo onthe website, she'll be doing the
(54:04):
website.
She's doing most of our socialstuff, most of our graphics,
most of that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
DJ Gordy B.
He's doing all right.
He's not a bad DJ.
No, he's not a mix.
He's not a bad DJ.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
No.
Speaker 3 (54:25):
He's not a mix, he's not a big scratcher, not a big
cutter, not a big whatever.
But I can knock out sometransitions, I can read my
crowds and pack some floors andenjoy it.
Have a good time, fuck up hereand and there, put the wrong
song on the wrong dick, kill thewrong song, play the wrong song
(54:48):
all kinds of fun shit happens.
But your boy's playing a wholelot of Spanish music lately yeah
salsa merengue, bachata cumbias.
Yeah, corridos, ton ton ton tonyeah Salsa merengue bachata,
cumbias, yeah, corridos, ton,ton, ton ton.
It's fun.
(55:11):
Yeah, I mean, I play anything.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:14):
Give me some house, give me some tech, give me some.
You know what I really want toplay.
I want to do an EDM one.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
Do you yeah?
Speaker 3 (55:22):
I think an EDM night would be cool, but we got to
figure out a couple more themenights.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (55:29):
Havana's down.
We got Havana down and it'spretty well oiled at this point.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:34):
We're bringing in guest dancers, guest singers,
guest.
We have a lot of stuff going onwith.
Havana night we do.
Oh, clyde, we're going to bedoing the comedy show at the end
of the month.
We're going to help out Clydeand DJ that for him.
We got a lot of stuff going on.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Yeah, we do.
Speaker 3 (56:02):
Thinking about buying a truck and a trailer yeah I've
really been thinking aboutbuying a truck and a trailer.
I want to uh my job's remoteyeah so I would like to, you
know, drive out to the beachpark there for a week or
something work.
Hang out in the evenings, youknow.
Hang out early in work.
Hang out in the evenings, youknow.
(56:23):
Hang out early in the morning,hang out in the evening after
work.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (56:27):
And then come back.
And then, you know, come backon the weekends or whatnot.
Yeah, I want to travel a littlebit.
You know, there's no reason whyI can't be on the coast, be up
in the northern coast, be inOregon, be in Washington, be,
(56:48):
you know, just pull the trailerup, park.
You know, we have cell internet, we have everything, and I
think it would be nice.
I mean, who's going to complainabout opening the door and
opening it to the ocean?
Speaker 2 (57:01):
I know who's going gonna complain about that.
Speaker 3 (57:03):
No one like hey, you can have your six bedroom, five
bathroom house here in good oldbaker's zoo, california if you
want.
Um, I don't really care about ahouse per se yeah you know, to
a certain extent you know I wantmy girls to have something
stable and everything else likethat but it doesn't need to be
huge or anything like that, andplus I want to travel yeah they
(57:27):
say traveling is the besteducation, but I think they mean
outside of america right, yeahgoing and experiencing different
countries and cultures andthings like that.
You, you just learn so much.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:41):
So I'm looking forward to that too.
We got uh Jamaica that we'replanning.
Speaker 2 (57:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:47):
Ireland, that we're planning Ohio, you know go see,
mom, Mom just got a new uh patioa new patio.
She got a new uh what, what isthat shit called?
Um, what is that called A patio?
No, like the rooftop thing.
She got An awning.
No, an awning comes off theside of a building.
(58:09):
It's not a gazebo, but whatever.
She got a slab poured down inthe backyard and she got shade.
Now she got a big old woodenstructure that they get to hang
out under.
Speaker 2 (58:23):
And I think it is a gazebo.
Speaker 3 (58:25):
A gazebo, and I think it's called something else, but
close enough yeah.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (58:30):
So we're looking forward to going back out there.
We miss mom.
We love hanging out with mom.
Speaker 2 (58:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (58:35):
There's something about going to my mom's house
that kind of makes us kids and Ifeel like makes mom and tony
younger.
Yeah, I feel like when we'rethere, mom and tony are young,
yeah like we're all hanging outtogether, we're talking shit
together, we're doing whatevertogether um, having fun joking
(58:58):
around, going out to eat, youknow, taking the girls to the
comic book store, whatever,right.
And typically I think mom andTony kind of just hang out at
the crib.
Speaker 2 (59:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (59:11):
They just hang out at the house.
You know they're retired, theydo their thing.
Mom does the yard every week orsomething and you know they
both play World of Warcraft andhang out.
And you know mom's world ofwarcraft and hang out and you
know mom's cooking all the timeyeah but when we get there, yeah
, they become kids.
We're playing games at thetable.
We're playing yahtzee, playinguno, playing whatever, hanging
(59:35):
out, smoking, meat cooking, meatcooking things taking care of
mom, making sure she's notmowing the lawn oh yeah, you
know, trying to help her outwith stuff doing things that she
can't do well, she probably can, but I want to take the strain
off of her a little bit yeah butshe is totally against me
(59:57):
hiring her a gardener I know ohmy god.
So I want to hire her agardener to take care of the
lawn for her, but she is very,very, very particular about her
yard.
Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Yeah, I think it keeps her active too, baby.
Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
I think it is.
I think that's the excuse,right, don't listen to this mom,
but I think that's the excuse.
I think it's more of.
Mom likes to stay active doingthat stuff and she probably
enjoys the outdoors and stufflike that, right, because that's
especially the era that shegrew up in.
They played outside all thetime.
They were always outside.
(01:00:36):
Nobody was inside, no, so shelikes to be outside.
And I think it reminds her offamily and grandma and grandpa
and everybody else and you know,because my grandma and grandpa
took great care of their yardsand stuff like that too.
But interesting enough is momdoesn't care if I mow the yard.
Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
No, she doesn't.
I think she enjoys watching youdo it.
Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Well, I've been mowing a yard ever since I could
fucking walk.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
She probably brings her back.
Yeah, ever since I could walk,I was mowing a yard ever since I
could fucking walk.
Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
She probably brings her back.
Yeah, ever since I could walk,I was mowing three quarters of
an acre.
Yeah, yeah, for years.
So probably mom has alreadyingrained in me or taught me how
she likes the yard.
Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
I know how to do it the way she likes it, and I just
do it automatically, right,yeah, yeah.
I can't to do it the way shelikes it and I just do it
automatically, right, yeah, yeah, I can't wait to go back out
there.
Yeah, do you want to talk aboutour mom's driving?
Oh, jesus Christ, I mean, sincewe did talk about driving, yeah
, why not?
Our moms can't drive, forfucking shit.
(01:01:39):
Holy fuck, you want to.
You want to die anytime soon?
Uh, hey, just jump in the carwith mom and you know, if you
think heaven is such a greatplace and you're confident that
it's there hey, go jump in thecar with one of our moms and now
you'll get there quick.
Oh man, the last time we went toohio, my mom almost killed us
(01:02:02):
three times within five minutes.
I think.
Holy shit, man.
I have never been so scared ofsomebody else's driving in my
life.
Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
And your mom's driving.
Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
My mom likes to stop at an exit on a freeway.
Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
To assess whether she really needs to get off on that
on a freeway.
Your mom will stop on a freewayexit to assess whether she
really needs to get off on thatoff ramp or not.
She'll stop in the middle ofthe freeway.
She'll do 45 miles an hour inthe fast lane.
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
She's bad.
Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
But she doesn't know, she's bad.
No she thinks she's a gooddriver.
Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
I guess, oh no.
She's not.
No, I told you, she was bad.
Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
She's very bad and she tries to say I'm bad.
You all try to say I'm bad andwe know who the last one to get
in an accident was.
It was.
I'll give you a clue.
I'll give everybody a hint.
It wasn't me.
So look, do I driveaggressively?
(01:03:05):
Fuck, yes, I do.
Do I drive quick, not quick?
Do I drive fast?
I get to a top speed?
Yeah, yeah, but that's notdangerous driving like in
comparison to your mom and mymom.
Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Oh, I know.
Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
I'll take my driving and your driving every fucking
day.
Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
You guys got to let us know if your moms are the
same oh man Like would you getin the car with your mom.
Is it a fucking?
Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
age thing it might be , am I going to be a shit driver
when I'm 60?
Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Yeah, oh, I don't know, oh man, oh man.
So yeah, that's something totalk about, but I mean your mom
isn't as old as my mom my mom'sbad, she's just bad.
Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
I know.
So I mean, can we really sayit's an age thing?
Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
no, I don't know.
I don't know how your mom andmy mom are still driving.
Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
I don't know.
I don't know how your mom andmy mom are still driving.
I don't know.
How are they still driving?
How do they still have licenses?
I don't know how has a cop notcaught them yet?
I?
Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Oh, and the third time my mom tried to kill us,
there was a cop behind us.
Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
They didn't do nothing.
They didn't do shit.
Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
I don't think they were fucking paying attention.
They were probably running aplate or something.
Man, it's like, hey, where areyou at when?
I need you man come save mylife.
My mom's trying to kill me, Iknow I know it's so bad it's
terrible man, these, these moms,cannot drive.
Speaking of that, we have to togo back to Mexico in a couple
weeks.
Got to get some more teethtaken care of.
(01:04:44):
That's been a slow uphillbattle, but again doing the best
we can with what we got andtaking care of the girls.
There's just other priorities.
As long as I'm not in crazypain, I'm alright.
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Yeah, but we do need to take care of it.
Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Before I'm in pain again.
Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Yeah, because dental pain is terrible.
I swear to God Dental pain.
I think that the nerves in yourmouth and your teeth are so
close to your brain that thatpain signal.
It's unbearable.
I mean it just there's no delay.
Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
No, there's no break.
Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
There's no break from it.
No, I don't know.
Probably, not Probably.
All pain reaches the centralnervous system at the same time.
Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Pinky pain or dental pain.
Toe pinky or dental, it'sprobably the same.
Just dental pain is just.
Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Almost excruciating.
I don't know what the hell itis with dental pain that's so
bad yeah awkward silence I know,are we done?
yeah, yeah, I think we're done.
We're at about an hour and fiveminutes.
Uh, it's been a little whilesince we've been able to jump on
(01:06:05):
the podcast and talk to y'alland update y'all on our life.
We're trying to get it doneevery week or two, but again,
life happens and you know noexcuses.
We've.
We've had plenty ofopportunities here and there and
we've just kind of fell off alittle bit.
But we'll get back on it andtry to be consistent.
(01:06:25):
I think that's the main thingwith anything in this world is
consistency.
Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Yeah, but overall life is great.
Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Yeah, life is great yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Life is great.
The girls are happy, we'rehappy, life is good.
Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
Yeah, all right y'all .
Well, thank you for joining,thank you for listening.
Hope you enjoyed all the shittalking and laughs and my my
takes on certain things that arenot very uh popular to talk
about that.
I really don't give a shit,whether you like it or not right
but uh, thanks, guys, gordy bgordon queen b marion and, uh,
(01:07:04):
we'll catch y'all on the nextone.
what's up y'all?
Gordy b marion gordon marion,gordy b, queen b g m.
It's the podcast night.
It's been a little while yeahblue slide serenade.
The tale of two hearts.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I think they're both mine.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
No.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Well, mine's big enough.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
And they're both yours.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
They probably, I think, my heart's bigger what
I'm physically bigger than you,so my heart is physically gonna
be bigger as well.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Uh-uh, mine's bigger.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Cause you got got boobs, does the?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
heart go into the no, it doesn't is there a heart in
the left boob no it doesn't letme feel.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Let me see if I can feel a heartbeat.
Well, nobody can see until youjust said babe, hey man you said
let me feel well nobody knowsit, we're even in the same room.
You could be somewhere elsetalking and then you're going to
rat me out for grabbing yourtitty.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You said let me feel.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, that doesn't mean this.
Seconds, that doesn't mean it.
I just say I want to feel atsome point and test it out.
I want to see if I feel aheartbeat in your titty.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You could probably feel a heartbeat.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I'm going to have to test it out Y'all.
Let me know too if you can feelheartbeats and titties.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well, it's been a while, so we have an awful lot
to talk about.
We'll probably start with ourbig one Havana Night.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Havana Night was a great turnout.
Yet again, another greatsuccess.
Yet again we did move the cover, we did implement a cover.
It's a cheap, little ten dollarcover and that's just to cover
our, our expenses.
Basically, yeah, our time andeffort and equipment and
everything else decor yeah,decor, um, you know things of
(02:24):
that nature did.
Well, we've been advertising onFacebook and Instagram, social
media, paying for a little boosthere and there, and we ended up
with at least 245 by the countof the wristbands.
Now, if somebody else slippedin here or there, or we actually
(02:44):
let people come in aftermidnight, I think for free, like
we're done, we wrapped up.
It was like enough's enough.
We're tired of watching thisdoor.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Well, that was you and Steph.
You and Steph were at the doorthe whole time.
Yeah, or you.
With.
Steph off dancing quite a bit.
Steph likes to dance.
That's her shit, shit, yeah.
And then you guys were tradingback and forth, going and
getting drinks for each other,getting each other tipsy edibles
(03:18):
, what huh, huh, what.
You're adding too much, babe.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you're adding too much.
Some people eat edibles.
It's completely legal.
There's nothing wrong with thatyeah, it's legal, nothing wrong
with that.
Yeah, it's legal.
There's nothing wrong with that.
People have a drink of alcohol,people drink coffee, people
masturbate.
Everybody does somethingdoesn't make it okay or wrong or
right man shit okay whatever,if you gotta rub one out real
(03:41):
quick babe, what, whatever thisreal shit that's what this
podcast is for for real people.
If you got to rub one out realquick, babe, what?
Calm down Whatever, it's realshit.
That's what this podcast is forFor real people.
Talking about real shit, youshit on yourself and you
masturbate.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Damn.
I don't know about all that,it's a bit much so.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
anyway, savannah was great 245 roughly.
Great event, great turnout.
The photo booths were, uh,displaying people's pictures in
real time up on the projectorson the yeah, that was really
cool to watch a seeing peoplesee themselves on there and it
was kind of funny because it wasalso driving the amount of
(04:22):
photo booth activity yeah,because people, Cause if people
would see that somebody else'spicture on there, they would see
theirs and be like shit, Igotta go take another one.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, let me get that one off of there.
I want to be on the big screentoo.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I want to be a celebrity.
I'm on the big screen, baby.
Um, decor was nice, balloonswere amazing, as always.
Um, just a great, great turnoutand great turnout, great event.
Yeah, we had a couplephotographers out there.
Um, the next event I thinkwe're doing two dance classes,
one at seven and one at eight oh, okay, that's one for more
(04:58):
beginners and then one for, like, novices or something
intermediate.
You know a couple differentclasses but, by the time we
pulled back up into 1933, it wasfull.
The parking lot was full oh yeahthe parking lot was full and
that was just for the intro forthe uh dance intro class yeah
(05:18):
the free class from seven toeight or eight to nine.
Um, we got another one thissaturday, august 24th.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Coming back up again.
It'll be big again.
Um, always is always a success,always hard work, great people.
Um, yeah, it's been fun.
I enjoy that event.
I enjoy that event.
You know, blessed to have metSteph and Carlos and do what
we're doing and everything elseit was uh, it was nice.
(05:47):
I liked it.
I enjoyed it.
So we also have a new venturewe're starting yeah it's gonna
be really fun, really cool.
Yeah, I we're not gonna say muchabout it, you know, because we
don't want any of youmotherfuckers stealing our idea.
(06:07):
Yeah no um, but we'll beworking on it.
Very soon.
I would say within the nextthree weeks, we'll have an
initial product.
Yeah, uh, so we'll be reachingout to people to test that
product yes um, and that'sprobably all we're going to say
about it.
It is a product that you will betasting, testing yeah, I think
(06:35):
I just told on myself a littlebit Shit, yeah.
So it's a product that you'llbe tasting and that doesn't tell
you everything.
It won't even tell you enoughto steal our idea.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
No, it won't.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I mean, we've been pretty careful with this idea.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Make sure Google doesn't hear us.
Make sure Amazon and Alexa andSiri doesn't hear us.
Right, somebody's going to bestealing that fucking idea in no
time.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I know, I know.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
But you know, people do it already.
It's just, it's going to be ourown brand and it's going to be
our own location and everythingelse, not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Just something fun to do.
Another adventure, Moreopportunity.
You know something to do.
What do you think about?
It.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I'm excited.
I am excited about it and Ithink it's going to be big.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I think anybody who knows us knows we do things
right.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
We go all out, we do things right, we use the best of
whatever we can possibly get ahold of, and the equipment or
product or ingredients orwhatever else will not be our
downfall.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
No.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
It's not going to be because of equipment.
We are going to have the best.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
So the product should be the best.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
It will be.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It'll be fun, and it'll be fun and I think it's
going to be big.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, it will be, and if it is great, if it's not
great, I really don't care.
Again, it's one of those thingsthat nothing I do, do I do to
get rich quick.
No it has nothing to do withthat.
If I make money on it, great.
If I don't, great.
I believe if I deliver anamazing product, an amazing
experience, it sells itself.
(08:24):
Yeah, an amazing product, anamazing experience.
It sells itself.
Yeah, and I can look at myselfin the mirror and know that I
gave it my all and dideverything.
I could to make it successful ordelicious.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Deliciousness.
Yeah, we'll see, but yeah,it'll be fun.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, it'll be fun.
We got branding starting.
Fun we, uh, we got brandingstarting we got logos,
developing, um, everything,getting getting ready, getting
going.
Yeah, uh, website for calientertainment group will be up
in a couple months.
It looks like yeah um, new coldsparks, new low fog.
(09:03):
We got quite a few weddingscoming up.
We have, I want to say, fiveweddings at least in the next
two months.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
If not more, I'm sure there's going to be more.
There's going to be moreparties.
We have reunions, we haveHalloween parties, we have
Christmas parties.
We have.
We have a busy next few months.
Yeah, christmas parties we have.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
We have a busy next few months, which is great
because we also have five girlsgoing back to school.
Yeah, can we start?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
a GoFundMe.
Yeah, you know what I wasthinking about that you know,
like you know what you know,keep that, keep that thought on
the GoFundMe, on the girls right.
There have been so many peopledown and out, so many people
that have been losing people, somany people that uh, need
medical care, need this and that, and there's, there's gofundmes
(09:54):
and there's everything outthere and it's a crazy thing
that, as much as I work, as muchas we work, as many jobs and
hustles and everything else wehave, it's almost like I still
don't have the money to helppeople the way I want to be able
to help them.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
And it's like I can tell at this point that, yeah,
there's something going on withour economy.
Obviously, you know prices onthings and things of that nature
, and I wouldn't put it towardsa political party or anything
like that.
It's just, hey, at this pointin time our economy is not the
greatest and I can't help peopleas much as I want to help them,
(10:36):
which is unfortunate.
It bothers me, it upsets me alittle bit, but we do a lot of
giving, we do a lot of givingback.
We do a lot of giving.
We do a lot of giving back, wedo a lot of donating.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
We help as much as we can, we do.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
So hopefully some of these other ventures will allow
us to do more.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
And hopefully the economy gets a little bit better
and that allows us to do more,and so on and so forth.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah.
So the GoFundMe thing, yeah,like like man, five girls going
back to school yeah, jesuschrist, I mean, that's me, you
know when?
Look, when I was a kid, we, wegrew up poor as hell yeah we
went to.
Uh, what was that shoe store?
Payless pay, oh my god, paylessMervins.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, Mervins.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Payless Mervins, probably Kmart back in the days,
I have no idea.
Yeah, you got one pair of shoesand you had to make them last
all year.
That's what my parents used totell me.
Hey, here's your pair of shoes.
Make them last all year.
I was like man, so you weretaking care of them, being
careful, because that was youronly pair of shoes yeah, we just
(11:46):
bought some shoes for the girlsbut nowadays it's like they all
have to have two pairs of shoes, a piece at least.
Right, they have to have clothes.
They're all growing likefucking weeds, you know, um.
And then here's.
The other thing is, our girlsare kind of spoiled.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
They're bougie.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
They're a little goddamn bougie and the shit that
they want is not cheap.
We're not going to pay less inMervyn's anymore.
We're going to fucking Jordanand Gucci, apparently, for real.
Jesus Christ, these girls andlook, I won't even say that it's
a girl thing you know, I'vealways been told, you know, from
a very young age, girls aremore expensive than boys.
(12:27):
Raising them, right, I don'tknow if it's because of the
feminine hygiene and thefeminine products to take care
of their face and their hair andtheir makeup, and the clothes
and the outfits and all thecutie stuff and boys are, you
know, jeans and T-shirts orsomething, I don't know, yeah,
but I would even go so far assaying that this day and age,
(12:47):
boys are probably bougie as helltoo.
Now, yeah, I don't know thatthey're.
Look, yeah, they're not asexpensive.
When it comes to makeup, youknow, most boys don't wear
makeup.
Um, uh, hair product well,maybe some gel or something, I
don't know.
But do they need flat irons andcurling irons and and rollers
(13:08):
and this and that and that andthis and the other?
And now, boys don't have allthis.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I think boys do spend more money, like on haircuts.
They, they want to have ahaircut what At least every two
weeks.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah, you almost, as a boy, you almost have to.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, and if you go a month, you're looking pretty
ragged.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I mean, that's upkeep right.
And girls don't have to cuttheir hair every two weeks.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah, but we do like to get our nails done.
It's probably just as much asgetting their hair cut, yeah, so
that's a trade-off, yeah.
So I still think girls areprobably still Because you need
to have the matching shoes andthe matching hair bow and the oh
, my God.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yeah, so you do need these three pairs of shoes.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
But guess what?
What?
They have daddy wrapped rightaround their fingers.
What are you?
Talking about Uh-huh.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
What we spoil them too much.
Who does you?
You make me me.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I feel like I don't make you do nothing um no
indirectly, inadvertentlysomething.
Yeah, you probably do no Iprobably get some like latina
attitude on the backside hereand there.
No, I don't get no love in it.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
You get attitude when you say yes, what what?
True or not true?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Yeah, yeah, you give it to me sometimes when I give
in.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah, you do give in what.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
You know, whatever it's not going.
Hey look, listen, listen,listen.
This shit is not going with uswhen we die.
It's not and I do not know myexpiration date, so I'm spending
it.
I work for it.
I'm going to spend it.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
You don't know when you're going to die.
I'm spending that shit, fuck it.
And I'm going to try to makeother people happy doing it.
Yeah, it, yeah, I know most ofthe money I spend is not even on
me or for me.
No, it's all you guys.
Why, why, why I'm just thatmakes no sense.
(15:23):
All right, so we also havegreat news.
Somebody started a new careerthis week.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Oh yeah, who was that ?
I don't know.
Maybe me, maybe you, maybe me.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Maybe you Miss.
Marion started her new careerthis week.
Pays more.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Better hours and just a brighter future.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
there's more opportunity after this one.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, not so laborious not so laborious, not
so, no, no, crazy ass schedulesand double backs and work until
midnight, then going back in at7 am and all this ridiculous
shit.
You know dealing with dealingwith people, you know in retail
customer service, especiallynowadays, where these
motherfuckers can just go in andstack nine hundred and ninety
(16:13):
nine dollars worth of shit intheir cart and walk out, uh huh,
and you know it's not grandtheft or anything.
And you know you can't touchthem.
Security can't touch them.
Touch them, nobody can doanything.
You just watch them walk outand it's they know.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
They know how much they can.
Oh yeah, steal yeah yeah, theyknow.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
They know if they get under a certain amount that
they're in the clear.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yeah but it's better to just they have insurance,
they have insurance, so it'sjust better to let them.
You don't want to mess withthem in this crazy day and age.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
These, these motherfuckers are all diseased
and drugged up and probably haveneedles and knives and all
kinds of shit on.
Do you really want to get pokedfor a $20 raw shirt?
Nope, no, what the hell no haveto go get tested for, get your
blood test and everything elsebecause yeah no, that's
ridiculous, are you?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
trying to scrap with one of these crackheads and they
don't pay you enough.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
So I mean, but I guess now bakersfield has that
new task force or whatever forretail theft and stuff and they
they've been posting that,they've been catching a whole
lot of people, but there's stillonly so much they can do.
Bakersfield, as small asbakersfield is, or as big as
Bakersfield is, you can onlycover so much, yeah.
(17:28):
And we actually have realcrimes that need to be addressed
.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Before retail so, you know it is what it is.
I don't know that there's afucking win or not this weekend.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
This weekend.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Saturday we're going to head up to Eagle Mountain
Casino.
We're going to go up there DJwith Rich.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
And Georgianne Go hang out.
It's the Black Hole the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
It's a big Raider celebration at the Eagle
Mountain.
So you know your boy isprobably going to pull out his
Max Crosby jersey that he boughton the day of the draft before
all of these other dudes andpeople came in and started
becoming fans of him.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I actually have the jersey and a picture of me in
the jersey when he got drafted.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Oh nice.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
So yeah, I ain't no fair weather fan.
I've liked Crosby forever.
You know, obviously, you knowit's luck.
You know, you get players, youget them out of the draft and
you hope for the best and youwish the best and then they
become busts.
Or Henry Ruggs kills somebodyin Vegas, driving 140 miles an
(18:45):
hour or something, and goes toprison.
So there goes a wide receiverand some other knucklehead I
think it was Arnett or something.
Yeah, Tried to gangbang orsomething and act tough and shit
.
And I'm like man, you guys arefucking idiots.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
So let me ask you this what.
Are you wearing your new hat?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, you know what I'll wearing your new hat?
Yeah, you know what I'llprobably wear the new, the new
Raider hat With the LED light init.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I think that'll be cool, cause you know it's the
casino.
And all the lights and stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
I'll have to let.
I'll have to tell Rich To letme get in a set real quick.
Let me spin a couple songs.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
He probably will.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Nah, he will, he don't care he needs a break
anyways and let him go take apiss.
Shake it more than twice.
You're playing with it he needsa drink yeah, so we have, uh,
eagle mountain for the raiderbooster kind of thing, the
there's going to be some quite abit of raider fans and shit out
there, but guess who's going tohave the best seats in the
(19:42):
house.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
We are.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
The entertainment DJ Richie Rich.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
And then what we?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
have to rush back.
I wouldn't say rush back, butwe have to be back to off the
rails.
Yeah, in time for Odd FutureNight.
Some people don't know who oddfuture is.
Um, odd future is a.
It was a group, might still bea collaboration between, like
(20:17):
tyler the creator, frank ocean,whole bunch of these other guys
and they all, they all did theirthing together, um, but I'm
going to include some otherstuff.
you know, I'm going to put someaction Bronson in there.
Uh, I'm going to put some, uh,anderson pack, some Mac Miller.
Um, I got a lot that, uh, I'mgoing to try to integrate into
(20:38):
that into that thing I got a lotof music.
Thing I got a lot of music.
I'm going to throw in someThundercat, some Black, some
Joey Badass, snow, allegraMasego, alchemist, larry, june,
sir, quite a bit.
We're going to play some goodmusic, some music that not
(21:07):
everybody knows, but just goodvibe, good chill, good good
music, you know, some fun, somefunk some of that funk in there
I like I like the newer funkstuff because I really like old
funk.
But I like the newer funk, kindof coming back and have that
groovy bass and everything else.
I I enjoy it I enjoy it and youknow obviously she, they have
some nice craft beer and yeah,beck, um man, she gets all kinds
(21:32):
of craft beer over there prettycrazy with craft beer and they
have a lot of events coming up.
They've really uh pushed awhole lot of events.
Events, I mean, I see everybodygoing over there.
I think uh, cheeto, I think uhj wifey yeah, wifey myth um flex
(21:53):
, um a whole lot.
They got a whole lot.
They got bands, they gotkaraoke, they got all kinds of
stuff going on over at off theRails Beck's really developing a
good community over there.
I feel like.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah, we talked about Rich and Georgianne briefly for
Eagle Mountain but, touching onthat, rich lost his dad last
week.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Rich lost his dad last week.
He was in bad health for awhile and, just like every human
being you know, he lived life.
He did stupid stuff, did goodstuff, you know.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Never met the guy.
Don't know the guy, but Rich isa decent guy so I got to assume
Pops was.
No matter what Pops did he.
He still of kept them on thenarrow, you know.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
So, yeah, they're going to have services for his
Pops in a week or two down in LAsomewhere there, but I've been
checking on him almost on adaily basis.
That's good.
You know, I lost my Pops in 05.
I was 25, so I was pretty young.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
And I'm 44 now, so it's almost been 20 years since
I lost my pops, so I know whathe's going through.
Yeah, that's hard so you know,I just check on him, let's see,
let's see.
Everything seems to be fallingin place for us.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Everything seems to be coming together, kind of
working in our favor, if youwill.
Universe is being kind to us.
Yeah, it's a funny thingbecause, as much as we work
again and we don't have a ton ofbills, we have paid off
vehicles, we don't have a ton ofbills, still don't have a lot
(23:48):
of money, and some days we don'thave any money.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Feels like huh.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
You know, someday it's kind of weird Our life will
go from eating steak one nightto eating ramen the next, or
sandwich, you know, yeah, andit's just the ebbs and flows,
the ups and downs, um things,things that come up, things that
happen, you know surgery, umdental issues, um girls going
(24:20):
back to school uh, girls needingcheer shoes, girls needing
hoodies, girls needing ipads,girls needing nails nails, just
anything and everything.
Um, I mean, it's never ending.
It is never ending, but we'reblessed because we've been
(24:44):
getting by and we've been takingcare of everything and we've
still been able to do everything.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
So it's not a huge deal.
I don't mind.
I grew up poor as hell.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
But you know we're super happy at home.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
You know, that's I man.
We live modestly.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I would say we live humbly.
We don't have a huge, hugehouse, we don't have expensive
ass cars, we don't have a wholelot, but we're happy.
Unfortunately for a lot ofpeople yeah, a lot of people you
(25:26):
know they're in that rat raceand they're trying to compete
with that other girl on socialmedia that just got her Gucci
purse and Gucci handbag andCadillac SUV and five bedroom,
four bathroom house and you knowall the stuff that they're
(25:46):
posting and everything else andnot knowing the reality that
they're damn near bankrupt yeahthey're living check to check
their house, poor their car,poor their, you know, whatever
it may be, and I just don't wantthat.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I don't need it no, we don't I'm, I'm good I'm good
with playing golfy.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Yeah, you know what we have?
Uh, we have our things.
Yeah, we have our things.
We podcast, we work, uh, weplay a lot of music, DJ a lot,
whether it's at home or whereverUm watch movies watch movies.
Oh you know what?
Oh my God, this girl is ongray's anatomy again.
(26:34):
Jesus christ, from thebeginning, from the very
beginning, and I swear to god, Ithink there's like 23 fucking
seasons of this show and we'rein three or something.
Man, you cannot binge watchthat shit.
It's impossible.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah, but, but are you loving it?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Look, I like Grey's Anatomy.
All right, it starts to wear onme with all the drama.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Every time you turn around, this motherfucker is mad
at this person, this person'sfucking this person.
Some devastation's happening,somebody's in the hospital with
some fucking rare disease andeverybody's figuring it out and
like everything else and it it.
(27:24):
For me it's a love story,there's a hate story, there's
some sex, there's issues in theoperating room, or it's the same
episode Every episode.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
It just they switch everything up constantly.
Meredith is fucking this person.
This person is fucking thisperson.
This person hates this person,because this person fucked this
person and that person, and Imean Jesus Christ it's a lot
yeah it's entertaining well,look, your version of
entertaining and my version ofentertaining are completely
(27:58):
different for me.
for me personally, I'm very umsensitive, uh, emotionally I
think, and that stuff affects me.
It has a negative effect on me,right?
It's like if I put you in aroom and made you listen to
heavy metal for an hour.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
You'd probably come out with a fucking headache.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Right, those vibrations, those sounds, those
things, they have effects onyour body.
Well, so does drama, so doescomedy.
So does you know everythingelse?
I just so happen to enjoycomedies yeah right, I like
comedies.
I've had enough bad shit happenin my life and been through
enough that I don't need anydrama or bad things, or you know
(28:45):
yeah, but yeah.
But yeah, Grey's is a good show.
It is a good show, it just Ihave to take it in doses.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
I can, what do you mean?
I can get through four or fiveepisodes at a time.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Like three.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Okay, well, that's fair.
I mean, you know, normal peoplewatch one a week.
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
That was hard Okay, when I had to only watch one a
week.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
And you had to wait for a week till the next one.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Or when the season finished on a cliffhanger and
you had to wait till the nextseason.
Oh yeah, oh, it's worse.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
And then you're reading speculation on the
internet and like hey, what'sgoing to happen to-.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
No, I don't do that.
To Mc happened to no, I don'tdo that to mcsteamy, I don't do
speaking of mcsteamy mcdreamy.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Is it mcdreamy, mcsteamy mcsteamy?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
yes, it is mcsteamy.
Why did you say dreamy?
Because he's dreamy too.
You don't like mcdreamy no, Ithink he's.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
He's okay, but you like mcsteamy mcsteamy.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I do like mcsteamy, but I don't because he's a he's
he's a hoe, yeah, he's a.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
He's a playboy.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah, I don't like that.
I don't like dudes like thatthat are he's honest about it
though.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Like he's not hiding it, he's not lying to people,
he's single and he's going tomingle.
Yeah, right I can respect thatout of him that out of him.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, but you know, but I do love this love story
that he has with um.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Are you about to spoil something?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
You've already seen it.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
What.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
When he's with Lexi.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Lexi.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Meredith's sister when she comes on to the show,
then why?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
aren't we watching it from that point?
Why did we start over again?
Because you had to watch itfrom the beginning no I didn't I
knew all of these episodesalready well, we just had to
start it over all right,whatever we started it um, let's
talk about this one.
(30:45):
Which one shit fucking driversoh gosh oh, my fucking, I don't
know what it is in bakersfield.
I don't know what it is, but abunch of you motherfuckers don't
know how to drive.
No, like jesus christ, you'reterrible.
(31:06):
Who's handing out licenses atthis point?
Is this just an automatic thing?
Like hey, here's your socialsecurity card, oh, and here's
your driver's license?
Like who's testing these people?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Nobody.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
We literally for Olivia's birthday, right?
Olivia's birthday last weekend,right.
Was it last week on her?
Birthday.
Yeah, yeah, last weekend, orwas it, was it last?
Week her birthday yeah, yeah,last birth, last weekend or the
weekend before whatever.
Whatever we went to go take hershoe shopping, there was a pair
of shoes that she really,really wanted um and she said
(31:41):
they're only like 80 bucks, butthe other ones that I wanted
like 110.
I'm like I don't care 80 110.
I mean, what's the fuckingdifference at that point right
what's the difference.
We're not talking about $500.
Jordan, you know concretes orsomething.
So we're trying to take heraround.
We go to where do we go toDick's?
Yeah, we go to what's that shoestore over there on California
(32:07):
by VIP.
They just moved over there.
Oh man, they were in the malloriginally, I think, but anyways
, they deal in jordans.
Yeezys, I think you know theydidn't have the shoes that she
wanted because they weren'tjordans.
So, whatever, we left there andthen we went to the mall.
I believe Now, in the course ofgoing to these three places, we
(32:30):
must have been almost hit, orsomething, five or six times.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
And not due to us.
We're just chilling following.
You know minding our business.
You know driving correctly.
Whatever these people I'm about, to say something that will get
me in trouble.
People are bad drivers they arelike a really bad.
Yeah, and you know it's one ofthe things I enjoy about having
a large, large jeep, because,motherfucker, your little car
(33:03):
isn't gonna worry worry me, it'snot going to worry me.
I'll hit you.
It won't do any damage to myvehicle.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
No.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
I can run my tire up on top of your vehicle, it's
been tested?
Yeah, we've tested it.
We've driven on top of cars atfour-wheel parts.
You know we can drive over you,motherfucker, Don't fuck with
us.
I tested it not too long ago.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Oh my god, this girl.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Anyways, we're not going to talk about that?
No, then why did you bring itup?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
But it's been tested.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
It's been tested and nothing has happened to the Jeep
.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Nope, no airbags, no nothing.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
It was perfect.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Just got a little little scratch.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
I don't even think a scratch.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
It was probably already there.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Well, I think it rubbed the powder coat on the
bumper a little bit, yeah, butno dents, no dings, no scratches
.
Their vehicle, on the otherhand, crumbled like a goddamn
tin can.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Yeah, oh, but he was the sweetest man.
Yeah, he was a nice dude, hewas just so sweet.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
And it was a truck, listen everybody, it was a truck
.
She hit his tailgate.
So, and it was a truck, listeneverybody, it was a truck.
Uh, she hit his uh tailgate andthat was it yeah, yeah and and
we've already taken care of itinsurance, all that good stuff.
And the guy was super cool.
He was like hey, I'm not gonnatell people my back or my neck
hurts or anything like that,just let's get the truck fixed.
And that was it so somebody thatwas so somebody that was honest
(34:25):
for once, right like everybodyout here trying to get a free
fucking check and and you know,sue happy and everything else,
and this dude did it how it wassupposed to be done yeah, and
that was appreciated.
We've even called him a coupletimes since yeah, yeah he's,
he's a really nice man yeah, itwas nice um earthquake oh yeah,
(34:49):
it was fun I'm gonna let youexplain exactly what our
reaction was.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Go ahead we were in bed all right and we didn't know
what it was at first and wejust kind of sat here and let it
shake let it shake we can giveshake.
We didn't give a shit, we rodethe wave.
I mean, what are you going?
To do.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Yeah, what are you going to do?
Are you going to go outside andgrab the ground and stop it
from moving?
What?
Speaker 2 (35:15):
are you going to?
Speaker 3 (35:15):
fucking do man it's shaking.
Wait till it's done, assess anykind of fucking damage and move
on.
There's nothing that can do andnothing happened.
Nothing happened to fuckinganybody, man.
Jesus christ, these people areso goddamn dramatic.
They're, I mean, a thousandpeople.
Did you feel that?
(35:36):
Did you feel that?
No, motherfucker, you're theonly one that felt it.
Nobody in the in the fuckingworld felt it besides yourself.
Nobody felt the fucking 5.0earthquake but you.
So there's a thousand people onsocial media.
Did you feel it?
Did you feel it?
Did you feel it?
Oh my god, I was so scared, Ididn't know what I was gonna do
it, was fun though it was, itwas nothing.
(35:57):
You know what man I can fartharder than that man?
Jesus christ man.
What is wrong with these people, man?
At first I really thought itwas the train going by you know,
and, and we could bedesensitized to that, because
the train does shake a littlebit yeah this was a little bit
more than a little bit, yeah,but it was still minor, like and
yeah, okay, we have aftershocks.
(36:18):
Oh, did you feel that one?
Hey, did you feel that one manfeel these nuts?
Speaker 2 (36:26):
let me see, see.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
No, hey, oh, remember , let me feel your heartbeat
real quick Let me feel yourheartbeat.
Yeah, so the earthquakewhatever, If a big one hits, you
know a big one hits, what areyou going to do?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Be somewhat prepared.
Right, know, a big one hits.
What are you going to do?
You know, be somewhat prepared,Right.
Have a solar charger.
Put a solar charger in a bag inthe back of your vehicle,
somewhere.
Right.
Put a couple gallons of water,some rations, some food here and
there, whatever the necessitiesRight.
Food here and there, whateverthe necessities right, but a
(37:09):
solar block to charge yourdevices, right.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Get a little solar block.
It lays out and it'll chargeyour phone, stuff like that, you
know.
Keep everybody in contact.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Oh, we had a power outage too.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
But we have solar generator and batteries, we have
power.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
So we were able to sleep comfortable with our fan
going.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Yeah, we had power, we're ready.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
We were not miserable .
Speaker 3 (37:36):
No, it was actually kind of nice.
Yeah, let's see the Olympics,the Olympics.
The.
(37:57):
Olympics.
We're're gonna go there.
Hey, you know what shortly.
Okay, just for a minute.
Everybody is so hell-bent onfinding something to be offended
by.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
And something that my grandparents used to tell me,
something that my uncles and momand everybody else used to tell
me old saying if you look forsomething hard enough and long
enough, you'll find it.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
So if you look for something to be fucking offended
by, you're going to be fuckingoffended.
You're setting yourself up.
Yeah, you're creating that onyour up.
Yeah, you're creating that onyour own.
You're creating it on your own.
It's fucking ridiculous, manpeople and half the people that
were offended by it yeah it'salso the crowd that tells
(38:41):
everybody else not to beoffended or don't be snowflakes,
so your sensitive ass is upsetabout some shit that you're not
even accurate about.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Had nothing to do with Jesus.
No had nothing to do withChristianity.
It was a display of Dionysus,dionysus a God, yeah, that
predates Jesus, and quoteunquote God for the Olympics,
(39:18):
which predates Jesus and God.
And just so happens that Jesusand Dionysus, along with a
couple other Greek gods andancient gods, all have a whole
lot in common.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
They were all born to a virgin.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
They turned water into wine.
So there was.
There's quite a fewsimilarities between these
people, Right, but anyways, itdidn't have anything to do with
it.
And then everybody else is madabout a trans quote unquote a
trans boxer in women's boxing.
(39:49):
Well, A the girl isn't trans.
B the girl has girl parts.
And C she just so happens tohave a genetic or chromosomal
anomaly or something defect,whatever you want to call it
that makes her produce moretestosterone than a normal
(40:10):
female.
That's it, that's it.
So people are all up in arms,upset about this shit.
Meanwhile, there's a rapistplaying volleyball, a child
rapist playing volleyball.
Nobody says shit about yeah soit's like look man, you guys,
you get your shit straight.
You guys, at this point, you'rejust looking for something to
(40:31):
be upset about.
You're looking for something to.
You're looking, you're reallygrasping, you're grasping,
you're just reaching.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
It is a reach, yeah I think the olympics thing was
just it was.
It was meant to be fun.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
It was meant to honor the original Olympics.
That's what it was.
So these Olympics have beengoing on for hundreds and
hundreds and thousands of years,right, mm-hmm?
And yeah, there's a historybefore Jesus.
There's a history before XYZ.
There's a history before thisperson and that person.
(41:08):
Yeah, there's a history beforejesus.
There's a history before xyz.
There's a history before thisperson and that person yeah
there's a history.
Whether they were right or not,I don't know.
I don't care everybody you know.
You can worship whoever youwant to worship, and that's the
other thing.
We're not a christian country,we are a free country yeah where
you are welcome to practicewhatever religion you want to
(41:29):
practice.
We're not a Christian country,we're a free country.
But anyway, I'm not going toget into all that shit anymore.
The other thing is I'm jumpingoff of social media a little bit
.
I'm not going to be on it asmuch.
I'm not going to be interactingwith as much.
I'm not going to be interactingwith very many posts or content
(41:51):
or anything else like that.
My plan is is to, uh, keep itsimple, log in long enough to
post things about the family,about the businesses, um, and
that's about it.
Return messages, things likethat, but that's about it.
I'm not going to mess withsocial media too much anymore.
(42:14):
I'm kind of I got more things Ineed to get done.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
More things to focus on.
To focus on and just losingfaith in humans and humanity and
intelligence, or lack thereof,of what seems to be a majority.
It just seems like the majorityof our population is just
fucking ignorant and it'sexhausting.
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Let's talk about restaurants,bakersfield restaurants.
So we went out to dinnercelebratory dinner for marion
for her new career and we wantedto try the new spot at the mall
yeah amipa.
Is it amipa?
Yeah, amipa, amipa, mm-hmm.
(43:04):
Is it Amipa?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Yeah, amipa.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Amipa, see, I said it like a white boy.
Is it all my pa?
Speaker 2 (43:12):
No, amipa, amipa, amipa Ay.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
So, hey look, We've been to Zama, we've been to El
Puesto, we've been toama, we'vebeen to El.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Puesto We've been to.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Buena Vida.
We've been to Ritmo when it wasRitmo, we've been into Nuestro
La Costa all these places right,we've been everywhere and these
newer places, man, they'respending a whole lot of time,
effort and money on the ambiance, the appearance, and I don't
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feel like they're spending thesame amount of effort and time
and money on their food.
So when the very first time wewent to Zama, I thought it was
amazing.
I thought it was delicious.
It was amazing when they openeda couple of years ago or
(44:21):
something I don't know.
We've been there since a coupleof times and not real great.
No, you know great ambiance too, but I don't know that their
food was remarkable.
And then I had a lot of hopefor this Aimipa.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Aimipa.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Went in there, beautiful, but the food again
was not.
It wasn't there.
No, I don't really feel like itwas very flavorful.
I don't feel like it wasseasoned.
I don't.
It was kind of just, I don'tknow, I wasn't real like it was
seasoned, I don't know, it waskind of just, I don't know.
I wasn't real impressed with it, wasn't real happy with it.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
And the amount of money we spent.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Yeah, some of these places are crazy, expensive,
ridiculous.
Buena Vida was amazing, though.
I will give them that BuenaVida was amazing.
They had great atmosphere, theyhad great food.
They had great food, they hadgreat drinks, they had great
dessert.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah, they had great everything.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
But so did Zama when they first opened.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Right.
So let's see.
Hopefully they continue thatRight.
Hopefully they don't startcutting back on their menu and
ordering cheaper qualityingredients or firing chefs,
getting rid of chefs, losingchefs, you know, that's, that's
a key thing.
Your chef is a.
That's a deal breaker.
(45:34):
Yeah, you're a restaurant,first and foremost.
You're not.
You're not an experience,you're not an ambiance, you're
not a visitor's attraction.
You're not.
You're a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
So, first and foremost, make sure your fucking
food's on point yeah, andcustomer service oh man, jesus
man, these cut this customerservice stuff too.
Yeah, not impressed, notimpressed.
However, um, we love socialhouse.
Yeah, I wouldn't say that theyhave the most ambiance or
(46:10):
anything right, it's just aplace, I don't know, it's not a
whole lot of ambiance, but thefood, everything there is
amazing.
It seems like, yeah, and everytime we go, whether it's brunch,
whether it's dinner, whetherit's brunch, whether it's dinner
, whether it's last year,whether it's this year,
everything's been great Everytime we've been, and customer
(46:31):
service is always great ohcustomer service is great.
I love my dude over there.
I don't remember his name, butgood dude man, Awesome guy.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
Yeah, the owner of a horse in the alley Speaking of
another restaurant.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Well, not just the owner, for horse in the alley
speaking of another restaurant.
Well, not just the owner, buttheir food their food is amazing
yeah, and it's on point everytime that we've been there.
Um, I don't know if there's awhole lot of hope for a whole
bunch of other places no I don't, you know, and I'm not even a
picky person.
But if I'm going to pay, youknow, $100, $200 for dinner.
(47:08):
Hey, that shit better bedelectable.
I mean, it better be butter.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
It better be butter, because I'm not paying to look
at the leaves on your wall.
No, I'm not paying to look atyour neon signs, I'm not paying
to look at anything.
So they need to get their shittogether, these places, man.
And then there's another newplace that opened up of all
things, called memento mori,where who has a tattoo that says
(47:40):
memento mori?
Yeah, where did I get it from?
Mac miller mac miller mementomori.
Well, apparently the place overuh by the old airport on union
uh-huh um, it's memento mori nowand it looks like a real, it
looks like um buena vida, itlooks like zama, it looks I
(48:05):
guess it looks kind of likeplaces.
And I was talking to one of myclients today and he said, uh,
he went over there for the softopening Cause I think they know
the owner's sister or somebody.
They got invited to the softopening.
He said he liked it, said itwas good.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
I'll have to try it.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
Yeah, but that's where um Kenny and his dad and
everybody owned that yeah that'swhat I was gonna ask yeah what
was that place called with kennyand his dad?
Speaker 2 (48:28):
I have no.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
Ace was over there djing for a while but it was.
It was southern food right ohyeah, it was so food.
What was that place called?
I don't remember, but anywaysit's called memento mori now,
which is very ironic, because Ihave a tattoo that says memento
mori.
Yeah on my mac millard leg soit's kind of kind of interesting
, I suppose, yeah, it saysMemento Mori, yeah On my Mac.
Miller leg Mm-hmm.
So it's kind of interesting, Isuppose.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
Yeah, great ambiance and no food.
Like, hey, we're not going fora view, we're not going to the
Bluffs to take a picture.
Hey, we're eating man.
You know, we're not in SanFrancisco to take pictures,
we're not taking a picture.
Hey, we're eating man.
You know we're not.
We're not in san francisco totake pictures.
We're not, we're not taking apicture of the ocean, we, you
put a bunch of greenery on thewalls and you know fake trees
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and fake limbs and all thisother shit and everything else.
And then your food sucks andit's like, hey, man yeah service
sucked, food sucked again.
I'm easy, I'm not picky.
I eat McDonald's.
I eat Burger King.
I love Burger King.
Just so everybody has a fuckingclue on who I am and how
(49:37):
unsophisticated my taste budsare, I'll take a Burger King
Whopper over most burgers inthis world.
Burgers in this world yeah, itjust tastes better.
I don't know.
Yeah, is it popular?
No, it's not.
Burger King is unpopular.
They've been unpopular for along time.
Yeah, uh, they may be going outof business at some point or
another.
Hopefully they don't.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Um well, we only have like two or three, two or three
left.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
Yeah, I get happy anytime I see a.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
Burger.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
King.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Speaking of burgers, we tried that new.
It's not new, but we finallytried that shaken buns.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Oh, shaken buns over by the house.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
Over around the corner over there.
I was impressed with them.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
I know that was good.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
I thought it was decent.
I was like man, this wouldrival like In-N-Out or somebody
else.
Again, it's not a Whopper.
No, this, this would rival likein and out or somebody else.
Again, it's not a whopper.
No, however, um, I would put itup there with you know, in and
out.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
I would put it up there with habit no, I would put
it higher higher, like eureka Idon't want to talk about eureka
either well, no, I know, butI'm saying like, if it's like a
fast food gourmet burger it was.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
It was delicious and the fries were good too yeah, oh
, I love those zigzag fries andand and, just to give everybody
a uh an insight into eureka.
I don't like going to eurekaanymore because these
motherfuckers put horseradish inmy bloody mary and I never had
that and I don't likehorseradish.
(51:10):
Who the fuck does?
Speaker 2 (51:11):
I don't know.
I don't know why somebody wouldput that in there listen,
horseradish is right there withblue cheese.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
There's a very select few people that enjoy that shit
yeah I do not enjoy it.
Don't put horseradish in myfucking Bloody Mary.
No, jesus Christ, man that wasnasty oh man Gag inducing.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
What else do we got?
What else do we got?
I don't know if we have muchelse.
I think that's about it.
We got a lot going on A lot ofweddings, a lot of parties, much
else.
I think that's about it.
We're, uh, we got a lot goingon a lot of weddings, a lot of
parties, a lot of events.
Um yeah, work, work, work, work.
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Daughters, daughters, daughters, daughters.
G's body works going strong.
Still, you know, 30, 40, 50people a month, not, uh, I'm not
gonna lie and inflate mynumbers.
There's some certain peoplearound town that like to lie and
inflate their numbers and makeit look like they're doing
(52:22):
something and it's like yourfucking math doesn't add up.
Your math does not add up atall.
You work.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
You're not mathing right.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
Your math ain't mathing.
Yep I calculated it out andapparently this person worked
400 days a year or somethinglike I don't, I don't care.
Look, if I see one, if I seeone client, if I see 50 clients,
you know it is what it is.
And but I don't need to lie tomyself, it's not going to do
(52:58):
anything.
I'm not going to make extramoney by acting like I did more.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
No.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
And I don't, you know , I don't know.
Everybody does that shit onsocial media, inflates
everything, says things, partialtruths.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:15):
Huge lies with partial truths.
Just, I don't know.
Again, it's the rat race, it'sthe insecurity, it's people
trying to keep up with otherpeople on social media.
You know I, you know G's BodyWorks is G's Body Works.
I help who I can work on, who Ican enjoy, my clients.
Tons of repeat clients.
(53:39):
I don't really have a lot ofnew clients right now, but I got
a very, very solid core ofclients that I'm constantly
seeing on a weekly basis.
Cali Entertainment Group goingstrong yeah, a lot of stuff
going on with that.
Working with Stacey Henzo onthe website, she'll be doing the
(54:04):
website.
She's doing most of our socialstuff, most of our graphics,
most of that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
DJ Gordy B.
He's doing all right.
He's not a bad DJ.
No, he's not a mix.
He's not a bad DJ.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
No.
Speaker 3 (54:25):
He's not a mix, he's not a big scratcher, not a big
cutter, not a big whatever.
But I can knock out sometransitions, I can read my
crowds and pack some floors andenjoy it.
Have a good time, fuck up hereand and there, put the wrong
song on the wrong dick, kill thewrong song, play the wrong song
(54:48):
all kinds of fun shit happens.
But your boy's playing a wholelot of Spanish music lately yeah
salsa merengue, bachata cumbias.
Yeah, corridos, ton ton ton tonyeah Salsa merengue bachata,
cumbias, yeah, corridos, ton,ton, ton ton.
It's fun.
(55:11):
Yeah, I mean, I play anything.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:14):
Give me some house, give me some tech, give me some.
You know what I really want toplay.
I want to do an EDM one.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
Do you yeah?
Speaker 3 (55:22):
I think an EDM night would be cool, but we got to
figure out a couple more themenights.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (55:29):
Havana's down.
We got Havana down and it'spretty well oiled at this point.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:34):
We're bringing in guest dancers, guest singers,
guest.
We have a lot of stuff going onwith.
Havana night we do.
Oh, clyde, we're going to bedoing the comedy show at the end
of the month.
We're going to help out Clydeand DJ that for him.
We got a lot of stuff going on.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Yeah, we do.
Speaker 3 (56:02):
Thinking about buying a truck and a trailer yeah I've
really been thinking aboutbuying a truck and a trailer.
I want to uh my job's remoteyeah so I would like to, you
know, drive out to the beachpark there for a week or
something work.
Hang out in the evenings, youknow.
Hang out early in work.
Hang out in the evenings, youknow.
(56:23):
Hang out early in the morning,hang out in the evening after
work.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (56:27):
And then come back.
And then, you know, come backon the weekends or whatnot.
Yeah, I want to travel a littlebit.
You know, there's no reason whyI can't be on the coast, be up
in the northern coast, be inOregon, be in Washington, be,
(56:48):
you know, just pull the trailerup, park.
You know, we have cell internet, we have everything, and I
think it would be nice.
I mean, who's going to complainabout opening the door and
opening it to the ocean?
Speaker 2 (57:01):
I know who's going gonna complain about that.
Speaker 3 (57:03):
No one like hey, you can have your six bedroom, five
bathroom house here in good oldbaker's zoo, california if you
want.
Um, I don't really care about ahouse per se yeah you know, to
a certain extent you know I wantmy girls to have something
stable and everything else likethat but it doesn't need to be
huge or anything like that, andplus I want to travel yeah they
(57:27):
say traveling is the besteducation, but I think they mean
outside of america right, yeahgoing and experiencing different
countries and cultures andthings like that.
You, you just learn so much.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:41):
So I'm looking forward to that too.
We got uh Jamaica that we'replanning.
Speaker 2 (57:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:47):
Ireland, that we're planning Ohio, you know go see,
mom, Mom just got a new uh patioa new patio.
She got a new uh what, what isthat shit called?
Um, what is that called A patio?
No, like the rooftop thing.
She got An awning.
No, an awning comes off theside of a building.
(58:09):
It's not a gazebo, but whatever.
She got a slab poured down inthe backyard and she got shade.
Now she got a big old woodenstructure that they get to hang
out under.
Speaker 2 (58:23):
And I think it is a gazebo.
Speaker 3 (58:25):
A gazebo, and I think it's called something else, but
close enough yeah.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (58:30):
So we're looking forward to going back out there.
We miss mom.
We love hanging out with mom.
Speaker 2 (58:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (58:35):
There's something about going to my mom's house
that kind of makes us kids and Ifeel like makes mom and tony
younger.
Yeah, I feel like when we'rethere, mom and tony are young,
yeah like we're all hanging outtogether, we're talking shit
together, we're doing whatevertogether um, having fun joking
(58:58):
around, going out to eat, youknow, taking the girls to the
comic book store, whatever,right.
And typically I think mom andTony kind of just hang out at
the crib.
Speaker 2 (59:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (59:11):
They just hang out at the house.
You know they're retired, theydo their thing.
Mom does the yard every week orsomething and you know they
both play World of Warcraft andhang out.
And you know mom's world ofwarcraft and hang out and you
know mom's cooking all the timeyeah but when we get there, yeah
, they become kids.
We're playing games at thetable.
We're playing yahtzee, playinguno, playing whatever, hanging
(59:35):
out, smoking, meat cooking, meatcooking things taking care of
mom, making sure she's notmowing the lawn oh yeah, you
know, trying to help her outwith stuff doing things that she
can't do well, she probably can, but I want to take the strain
off of her a little bit yeah butshe is totally against me
(59:57):
hiring her a gardener I know ohmy god.
So I want to hire her agardener to take care of the
lawn for her, but she is very,very, very particular about her
yard.
Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Yeah, I think it keeps her active too, baby.
Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
I think it is.
I think that's the excuse,right, don't listen to this mom,
but I think that's the excuse.
I think it's more of.
Mom likes to stay active doingthat stuff and she probably
enjoys the outdoors and stufflike that, right, because that's
especially the era that shegrew up in.
They played outside all thetime.
They were always outside.
(01:00:36):
Nobody was inside, no, so shelikes to be outside.
And I think it reminds her offamily and grandma and grandpa
and everybody else and you know,because my grandma and grandpa
took great care of their yardsand stuff like that too.
But interesting enough is momdoesn't care if I mow the yard.
Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
No, she doesn't.
I think she enjoys watching youdo it.
Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Well, I've been mowing a yard ever since I could
fucking walk.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
She probably brings her back.
Yeah, ever since I could walk,I was mowing a yard ever since I
could fucking walk.
Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
She probably brings her back.
Yeah, ever since I could walk,I was mowing three quarters of
an acre.
Yeah, yeah, for years.
So probably mom has alreadyingrained in me or taught me how
she likes the yard.
Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
I know how to do it the way she likes it, and I just
do it automatically, right,yeah, yeah.
I can't to do it the way shelikes it and I just do it
automatically, right, yeah, yeah, I can't wait to go back out
there.
Yeah, do you want to talk aboutour mom's driving?
Oh, jesus Christ, I mean, sincewe did talk about driving, yeah
, why not?
Our moms can't drive, forfucking shit.
(01:01:39):
Holy fuck, you want to.
You want to die anytime soon?
Uh, hey, just jump in the carwith mom and you know, if you
think heaven is such a greatplace and you're confident that
it's there hey, go jump in thecar with one of our moms and now
you'll get there quick.
Oh man, the last time we went toohio, my mom almost killed us
(01:02:02):
three times within five minutes.
I think.
Holy shit, man.
I have never been so scared ofsomebody else's driving in my
life.
Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
And your mom's driving.
Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
My mom likes to stop at an exit on a freeway.
Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
To assess whether she really needs to get off on that
on a freeway.
Your mom will stop on a freewayexit to assess whether she
really needs to get off on thatoff ramp or not.
She'll stop in the middle ofthe freeway.
She'll do 45 miles an hour inthe fast lane.
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
She's bad.
Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
But she doesn't know, she's bad.
No she thinks she's a gooddriver.
Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
I guess, oh no.
She's not.
No, I told you, she was bad.
Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
She's very bad and she tries to say I'm bad.
You all try to say I'm bad andwe know who the last one to get
in an accident was.
It was.
I'll give you a clue.
I'll give everybody a hint.
It wasn't me.
So look, do I driveaggressively?
(01:03:05):
Fuck, yes, I do.
Do I drive quick, not quick?
Do I drive fast?
I get to a top speed?
Yeah, yeah, but that's notdangerous driving like in
comparison to your mom and mymom.
Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Oh, I know.
Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
I'll take my driving and your driving every fucking
day.
Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
You guys got to let us know if your moms are the
same oh man Like would you getin the car with your mom.
Is it a fucking?
Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
age thing it might be , am I going to be a shit driver
when I'm 60?
Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Yeah, oh, I don't know, oh man, oh man.
So yeah, that's something totalk about, but I mean your mom
isn't as old as my mom my mom'sbad, she's just bad.
Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
I know.
So I mean, can we really sayit's an age thing?
Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
no, I don't know.
I don't know how your mom andmy mom are still driving.
Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
I don't know.
I don't know how your mom andmy mom are still driving.
I don't know.
How are they still driving?
How do they still have licenses?
I don't know how has a cop notcaught them yet?
I?
Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Oh, and the third time my mom tried to kill us,
there was a cop behind us.
Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
They didn't do nothing.
They didn't do shit.
Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
I don't think they were fucking paying attention.
They were probably running aplate or something.
Man, it's like, hey, where areyou at when?
I need you man come save mylife.
My mom's trying to kill me, Iknow I know it's so bad it's
terrible man, these, these moms,cannot drive.
Speaking of that, we have to togo back to Mexico in a couple
weeks.
Got to get some more teethtaken care of.
(01:04:44):
That's been a slow uphillbattle, but again doing the best
we can with what we got andtaking care of the girls.
There's just other priorities.
As long as I'm not in crazypain, I'm alright.
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Yeah, but we do need to take care of it.
Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Before I'm in pain again.
Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Yeah, because dental pain is terrible.
I swear to God Dental pain.
I think that the nerves in yourmouth and your teeth are so
close to your brain that thatpain signal.
It's unbearable.
I mean it just there's no delay.
Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
No, there's no break.
Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
There's no break from it.
No, I don't know.
Probably, not Probably.
All pain reaches the centralnervous system at the same time.
Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Pinky pain or dental pain.
Toe pinky or dental, it'sprobably the same.
Just dental pain is just.
Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Almost excruciating.
I don't know what the hell itis with dental pain that's so
bad yeah awkward silence I know,are we done?
yeah, yeah, I think we're done.
We're at about an hour and fiveminutes.
Uh, it's been a little whilesince we've been able to jump on
(01:06:05):
the podcast and talk to y'alland update y'all on our life.
We're trying to get it doneevery week or two, but again,
life happens and you know noexcuses.
We've.
We've had plenty ofopportunities here and there and
we've just kind of fell off alittle bit.
But we'll get back on it andtry to be consistent.
(01:06:25):
I think that's the main thingwith anything in this world is
consistency.
Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Yeah, but overall life is great.
Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Yeah, life is great yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Life is great.
The girls are happy, we'rehappy, life is good.
Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
Yeah, all right y'all .
Well, thank you for joining,thank you for listening.
Hope you enjoyed all the shittalking and laughs and my my
takes on certain things that arenot very uh popular to talk
about that.
I really don't give a shit,whether you like it or not right
but uh, thanks, guys, gordy bgordon queen b marion and, uh,
(01:07:04):
we'll catch y'all on the nextone.
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