November 13, 2024 • 58 mins
Ever wondered why honesty about being lazy feels so liberating? We did too, and it inspired us to kick off our latest episode with some candid reflections on procrastination, inspired by Olivia's refreshing openness. Join us as we share quirky tales about family nicknames, our recent leap into homeownership, and the tech wonders that have transformed our cozy new abode, featuring adventures with the Govee lighting system. You'll laugh with us through the trials and triumphs of buying a new washer and dryer, and stick around for heartwarming stories of our lively family gatherings that feel just like old-school kickbacks.
Life has been a whirlwind, with events ranging from photo booths to themed nights, and Marion's experiences at a pediatric office. We're dedicating a chapter to the unsung hero of our home improvement journey: Rick the handyman. His craftsmanship has sparked a newfound appreciation for quality services. Amidst it all, we’ve successfully hosted Havana nights and navigated the intricate dance of family dynamics, with Omar stepping up in the studio to learn responsibility. Our episode is a tapestry of laughter, community bonds, and the ever-evolving joy of shared experiences.
As we wade into holiday territory, expect some spirited debates on Thanksgiving culinary essentials—mashed potatoes versus mac and cheese anyone? And the timeless battle of turkey versus ham! We’ll also serve up our all-time favorite holiday movies, from classics like "The Grinch" to eyebrow-raising picks like "Die Hard." We close with a nod to how these traditions bring comfort and connection during the festive season, along with a sneak peek at future episodes, collaborations, and the delightful chaos that’s sure to come. Peace, love, and laughter await!
Thank you for tuning in to this episode of Blue Slide Serenade: Tales from Two Hearts. We hope you enjoyed the journey as much as we did sharing it with you. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review our podcast on your favorite platform. Stay connected with us on social media for updates, behind-the-scenes content, and more. Until next time, keep the adventure alive and let your heart be serenaded.
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
groovy well, well, well, it has been a uh, a little
too long.
Yeah, um, I could make excuses,but you know, 30 minutes, 45
(00:27):
minutes a night to knock out apodcast once a week.
I'm I'm sure we can make time,but things have been really busy
like olivia says I'm too lazy,yeah, at least she's honest
about it.
She's so brutally honest likewe can ask her a question and
and she'll answer.
Because I'm too lazy yeah and Ican't fault her for that no like
(00:51):
I can ask if I, if I asksomebody else a question and
they can't answer me or won'ttell me the truth, right, and
just tell me, hey, straight up,because I'm fucking lazy, right,
that shit will irritate me,it'll upset me, right?
I'm like, hey man, why yougotta, why you gotta, don't lie,
just just be honest.
You were, you were lazy, youdidn't want to.
(01:12):
It's okay.
You don't have to do what youdon't want to do.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
She's our honest one.
I'm too lazy.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, hey, welcome back.
Podcast Blue Slide Park theTale of Two Hearts.
I don't know what episode we'reon.
This might be number four orfive, but it's been a very long
time, so welcome back.
Hope everybody's still here.
(01:40):
This is your boy, g Gordy BGordon.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
And Marion, marion.
Yeah, you ain't got nonicknames.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
No, are you sure you don't?
Yes, I'm sure I know of somenicknames yeah, we don't say
that out loud what, hey?
Why do you have to go to such aweird place with it?
You have other nicknames tooweird that's very strange to
just like hey, I don't want youto tell my nickname, we don't
talk about that.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I know where you were going.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
You don't know where I'm going.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I do call all of my ladies in my life booty.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yes, you do, booty I don't know why I don.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yes, you do Booty.
I don't know why.
I don't know what it is.
It's probably strange to a lotof people to hear me yell out a
booty, come here Right now.
Like the people like, hey,that's weird man.
But for me it's just a term ofendearment.
And I do it so much with mydaughters and with you, I don't
even realize it.
And I do it so much with mydaughters and with you, I don't
even realize it and I'll yellout hey, booty.
(02:46):
And then three of you willanswer huh.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Sometimes I have to be like are you talking to me?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Which booty?
Which booty are you talking to?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I'm like, well, I'm talking to you on this
particular instance.
I mean maybe I should just Lookit's too much to to you on this
particular instance.
I mean maybe I should just look.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It's too much to label you guys booty one through
six.
Booty one Booty two.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Come here, booty two.
Nobody would know who booty twowas, right.
No, so booty two is Summer.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, because she's the oldest girl.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Booty three is Avery, booty four is Livvy, booty four
is Livvy, booty five is Sophieand booty six is Kai, and you're
booty one.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Booty one.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
The main booty.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
That's weird babe.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It is right.
But it's only weird if youthink about it in a very
negative or sexual or pervertedfashion.
For me, it's just weird if youthink about it in a very
negative or sexual or pervertedfashion.
Right, for me it's just anickname.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I don't know Whatever .
Anyways, yeah, it's been a verylong time.
We've moved.
Yes, we have our own home now.
We moved in about five weeksago.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Five or six, I don't know.
It might be going on six, but Ithink it's more four to five
right now.
Yeah, so we've basically beenhere for a month.
We have torn this place insideand out.
Yeah, everything, I meaneverything.
We've spent a whole lot ofmoney this home ownership, this
(04:33):
living, this.
It's an expensive little thing.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It is.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
It's expensive to be alive.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
But it's ours.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, it's ours, and you know it's home and it's cozy
and comfy and warm and inviting, and you know we have all of
our technological features.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
All of our home automation, all of our Google
commands and verbals andeverything else and automations,
pretty fancy, pretty fancy.
You know, we got TVs in all therooms finally.
That took a while, we.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I don't know if that took a while.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
It took longer than I wanted it to take.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
We got the little Govee.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
We got the Govee on the back of the main TV in the
living room and the thing ispretty impressive.
You know, it's LEDs that wrapall the way around the back of
the main TV in the living roomand the thing is pretty
impressive.
You know, it's LEDs that wrapall the way around the back of
your TV and it's a.
It almost looks like a webcamor something that sits on the
top of your TV and it analyzesthe picture, the color, and I
believe it also has a soundfeature.
(05:40):
We don't have it turned onbecause the sound feature was a
bit much, but basically it givesyou kind of an immersive
experience, if you will.
It's whatever color is on theTV emits from around the back
and the sides of the TV.
It's really nice.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, it's nice.
We did that.
We went and got a washer anddryer and that was a bit of a
adventure, if you will.
Yeah, ultimately the companytook care of us, but there were
some hiccups along the way.
That wasn't very fun.
(06:21):
You know, we had to go to thelaundromat a few times, first
world problems.
Yeah, I know people don't wantto.
Had to go to the laundromat afew times, first world problems.
Yeah, I know people don't wantto hear it, but the laundromat
sucks.
It's cool for the fact thatthey have huge facilities right
the washers, the dryers.
They're huge.
You can get huge ones.
You can knock all your laundryout in like an hour and a half.
(06:41):
Yeah, washed, dried, folded,folded, put away everything.
You're done.
However, with that comes I'mgonna say this.
I don't, I don't really care.
It comes walmart people.
You know you go to walmart andyou can feel like you're a great
(07:04):
success in life and agenetically gifted and
everything else.
There's a lot of.
There's a lot at Walmart andthere is a lot at the.
There is a lot at thelaundromat, so we got all that.
(07:26):
Um, we got, uh, string lightslaid out all over the back patio
in the backyard.
Uh, we got flooring done in theback studio.
Omar's moved in now.
Uh, we still got a couplethings on the rear studio that
we're doing yeah um, we got allthe can lights.
I guess these are technicallynot can lights, they're just
(07:48):
similar.
They're LED pucks or something,I think they call them.
Can lights were really hugelittle things that went up into
your ceiling, and these littleLED lights are really nice
Little fan LEDs.
Everything's controlled byGoogle.
Why did we have to controlled?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
by google.
Why did we have to get those?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
why did we have to get what these lights?
There was?
No, there was no lights in thisfront room.
No, like this house was builtin 1950 and back then,
apparently, there was no need tohave lights in your front room.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I wonder why.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I'm going to assume that it was a lamp and a torch
light kind of scenario back inthe days.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Oh.
It's just an older house, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
You know, it's just older.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
But we got so much stuff in this house fixed,
corrected, upgraded,everything's super, super nice.
So things are finally startingto settle down.
And you know, I have my officein the middle room in there and
and that's the office foreverything.
For me, it's it's my workoffice during the day, uh, it's
(09:06):
my body work studio in theafternoon, evening, and it's uh
my little dj studio where we cango in there and just crank out
some music on the turntables.
That's uh, it's a nice thing.
We uh we had a house warming.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
How was the housewarming?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
It was nice.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
What did you think about it?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
It was good it was good, Very informative.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Everybody on the podcast will know exactly what
our housewarming was about, howit went, who came, who attended,
how long it lasted everythingthat happened.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
We did have a couple people come.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
A couple people.
It was nice couple people wehad.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
It was a small turnout like 15 maybe, but it
was so fun, like it wasliterally like back in the day
when you want to have yourfriends over and have a little
kickback yeah, because we hadchicken.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
we had vegetable trays, fruit trays, fried fried
chicken, chicken wings, whatelse?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Pastries.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Pastries, pastries.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh, like cheesecakes and stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
All right.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I don't know Desserts .
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
We still have beer, if anybody wants to come and get
some beer.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Rick is supposed to come get that beer, but he's
going to come knock out thatrear door.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
This front LED, this panel right here and a couple
other things.
He's going to be back sometimethis week, I think.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
And that's another thing.
Hey, if anybody needs somebodythat can do everything inside
and outside of a house, rick isyour guy.
Yeah, I'm not going to saycheap, because he's not cheap.
You get what you pay for, butyou do get what you pay for,
(10:55):
right?
So we got exactly what wewanted.
We knew what the price wasgoing to be and we paid the man
and it was quality work quality.
Yes, it's not janky and it's nothalf-ass or anything like that
it's.
It's something you can be proudof.
It's your home is.
You know you want it to lastfor the next 40 years, or
however long it may be but Ithink he was reasonable super
(11:17):
reasonable, especially comparedto uh other quotes that we had
received that were like two tothree times the price.
In like either labor or parts,whatever it may be.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
It was.
It was pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
It was pretty bad.
Um, how about all the stuffthat we didn't have when we
moved in here?
Yeah, I'll name one thing thatwe still don't have in here.
Yeah, I'll name one thing thatwe still don't have a fly
swatter.
Yeah, jesus christ man, oh mygod, you'd be mad hitting
yourself, you'd be beating theliving shit out of yourself, and
(11:54):
then you'd be giving yourpartner permission.
A if it lands on my face, goahead and punch me, because the
amount of pain that I'm gonna toendure for the moment that I
get hit is going to be minor tothe annoyance that this little
fly is causing me.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
But it's funny how you just miss the little things,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Oh, we missed everything.
We didn't have glasses, wedidn't have silverware, we
didn't have toilet paper.
I mean, we didn't have anything.
No, it was like we were kidsmoving into your first apartment
or first house again, startingall over again?
Now, look, yeah, we had astudio that had a little bit of
(12:38):
stuff in it bedroom and maybe acouch and a TV but we did not
have anything.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
No, nothing.
We had to buy beds for thegirls.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Oh man, we had to yeah.
We got a triple bunk bed.
It has two twins on the bottomand a fool on the top, yeah
Right.
And then we got another foolthat has a trundle twin, all
right so for the people thatdon't know, we have five
(13:13):
daughters and a son and a sonthe son's in our rear studio.
We have a studio on our property.
It has a kitchen, it has ashower, has a bathroom,
everything it's.
It's a.
It's a studio, um, but yeah,the girls have their two rooms.
(13:33):
Now I'm sure they all wouldlike to have their own
individual rooms, but last timeI checked, sixroom houses were
not cheap.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
But not only that.
I mean we have to think tooright, like we want to be.
We love this house right, wantto be here for a long time.
Our girls are going to grow uphave their own families and you
know.
Yeah, yeah, and Omar's notgoing to be in that studio
forever, and so one of the girlsmay move into it eventually.
Yeah, like for omar, we're justhelping him get a head start.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Well, it's helping him experience life on his own.
You know bills, responsibility,stuff like that which he
already is.
He's already a responsible kid,he's already.
He has a job.
He.
He rides a bicycle I don't knowknow how many miles to work and
back.
He works a night shift.
He has to ride this bike overto the courthouse from Panama at
(14:32):
one point in time, all the waydowntown to go to jury duty.
So the kid, he's a good kid,he's responsible.
We just got to get him on tracka little bit more financially
and and societal wise, I guess,and, you know, hopefully get him
a house and stuff soon yeah,we'll get there yeah, um, what
(14:56):
else do we got we have?
uh, man, we probably have a tonto talk about and not a ton of
time to get it done, so we'llprobably just keep it kind of
somewhat short and sweet.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
But we've had a lot of events, lots of events.
We've had photo booth afterphoto booth after photo booth,
wedding after wedding afterwedding, comedy show after
comedy show, havana night.
After Havana night, marion gota new job.
She got a job over at apediatric office.
(15:35):
Yeah, so that's going on.
We got Havana night coming upnext Saturday again.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Our last Havana night was an outdoor event at the
1933 gardens and, uh, it was aHalloween muertos style kind of
themed event and it was a niceturnout.
It was a nice event, yeah, alot of work, a lot of costumes,
a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, it was.
It was so much fun.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, it was uh, and the weather was perfect.
Right now it's getting a littlechilly, but the weather that
evening was was perfect.
It was a perfect night to beout under the stars and, uh,
fresh air.
Yeah, so it was welcome.
But now we're uh, we're headedback inside, yeah because, it is
gonna get too cold.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah, but there comes more events.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah, we just wrapped up two comedy shows with.
Clyde Wrapped those up.
This last one was his wife'sbirthday, his queen's birthday,
so he had a whole cast out thereand we had an after party.
There was an R&B singer, therewas comedians, there was the
(16:47):
after party.
I feel like we lit it up forthe after party.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
It was awesome.
It was such a great vibe it was, it was perfect.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, it was nice.
It was nice.
The weddings have been reallygood as well lately.
Where do we?
We had one over at Leaning Oak,yeah yeah, I had one over at
leaning oak, then we had oneover at nirvana yeah, two two at
nirvana, and we have anotherone at nirvana in a couple more
(17:18):
weeks yeah that one's gonna becold.
I'm not, uh, you know, if, ifyou're my, if you're my, uh, if
you're my bride and groom, I'mgonna apologize right now, but
I'm not looking forward to thatone For the coldness, for the
coldness, yeah, for the party,for your wedding, for your
special day, for everything else.
(17:39):
Hey, I'm looking forward to it.
I'm going to do everything Ican for you guys to make it the
best evening possible, but, yeah, it's going to be cold, so I'm
probably going to have to.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Rain or shine.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Bundle up, make sure I got some warm socks on my feet
.
Always go frozen for somereason.
I wear them thin socks.
That's why them little thininklet socks, because I don't
like socks very much.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
No.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
But I'm going to have to get some ones that go
straight up the leg like OGCholo style.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I'm going to show my socks.
I'm pretty sure you're going toend up taking them off.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Taking my socks off and go barefoot in the freezing.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I don't know, you just don't like.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I do enjoy being barefoot.
I love being barefoot.
But, yeah, I don't like socksand I catch a lot of shit.
Well, I used to catch a lot ofshit on it when I used to wear,
uh, the very, very low sockswith, like dress, shoes and
everything no, but I didn't careyeah, I think.
I think dress socks are bad foryou, to be honest with you,
(18:45):
because every time my pops usedto pull them off, I see other
people pull them off.
Their legs are all indented.
It's like motherfucker, youknow you're cutting circulation
off down there somehow.
It's not healthy.
Yeah, them socks are too tight.
Uh, maybe you're too fat or thesocks are just too tight yeah
(19:07):
whatever, um business updates.
Let's see, we got into um arches.
We actually built our first twowooden backdrop arches.
They're both, uh, modular,foldable um built-in stands,
(19:29):
hinges, everything else, and itreally wasn't that bad of a uh
of a project.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It wasn't, and the turnout looked awesome.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, the turnout looked.
It looked perfect.
You know we were given apicture of something that they
wanted to have recreated, or uh,something to look like.
And then you know look, I knowit's me and I know I'm going to
talk ourselves up, ourselves up,and I'm gonna talk my wife up,
but I think, arguably her shitlooked better than the original
picture if you guys want to seeit, you can go to busy bee
(20:01):
creations or kelly entertainmentthis girl dropping, just name
dropping over here dang it's acar theme yeah, follow us at at
kelly entertainment group.
Follow us at busy bee creations.
Follow us at dj gordy b.
Follow us at angel face.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah.
Number, number, number, numbermakes no sense.
(20:23):
Follow us at gordon baldridgehey, let's talk about that about
what?
My username is angel face yeah,I don't know who lied to you I
created it.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I created it when I was like what I don't know,
maybe 16 you've been oninstagram since you were 16,
remember?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
that's a goddamn lie.
It can't be.
Huh yeah, you're lying.
If I google when instagram wasfounded and I find out it wasn't
founded until you were afucking adult and you named
yourself Angel Face.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Hey, my daddy calls me Angel Face.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Well, I call you Devil Horns.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
No, you do not.
You do not.
You call me Booty.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Hey, I I'm just gonna say one thing about this
lucifer was also an angel Ithink you're.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
You got the wrong person what was lucifer?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
not an angel, a fallen angel like duke, got
kicked out, pissed his pops off,whatever.
That's why I said you got thewrong person?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I don't know, I don't , whatever.
That's why I said you got thewrong person I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
I don't know.
That's what they said in thebible that somebody's gonna come
deceive you, and I think itmight be you they're not funny
no, no, I don't even know if itsays that oh man, the holidays
(21:56):
are here around the corner.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
We got Thanksgiving in a week.
In a week, two weeks, I think.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Two weeks, two weeks Thanksgiving.
Huh, you know what?
Let's do this.
Top three, top three.
You go to grandma's house,mom's house, whoever your
favorite thanksgiving house was,and you get a plate and you're
told that you can only put threeitems on your plate.
(22:25):
Which three items you picking?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I'm picking.
Oh man, that's hard.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
No, mine's easy.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I'm going to pick mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
That's a questionable pick.
No, you have to have that Overall of the other things.
You picked mashed potatoes.
You can have those any otherday of the year.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
You can have anything any other day.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
No, not really.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Well, I have to have stuffing.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I'm with you on stuffing.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Stuffing.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Okay, so your number one pick is mashed potatoes and
gravy.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Okay, we'll erase mashed potatoes and gravy.
Oh no, Because you said we canhave that any time.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Okay, so I'm going to do green bean casserole and
stuffing.
All right, green bean casserole, ugh and stuffing, alright.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
And what's your third Turkey?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Ugh, that's Thanksgiving.
You can't knock up turkey forThanksgiving.
I'll tell you what Thanksgivingis.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Thanksgiving is ham.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
No.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
They didn't have ham at the.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yes, they did.
You don't think they had pigs.
You don't think pilgrims atepigs?
I'm sure they did, but theydidn't have that.
They ate wild boars and pigsand all kinds of game.
They had it.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
All right.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I'll tell you what.
They didn't have Mashedpotatoes.
That shit didn't exist backthen.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yes, I'm sure they did have papas.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
No, I think they ate them like apples.
No, they ate potatoes likeapples.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
That's nasty.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
That dirty taste, that dirt, grimy taste.
Hey, I used to like rawpotatoes.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
But who picked that out of the ground and said let's
cook this shit.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I'm gonna eat.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna take a bite out of this.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Well, look, I mean, a lot of things come out of the
ground Carrots and celery andall kinds of shit, right?
But arguably, yeah, potatoesare deep under the ground, they
don't grow on top of the ground,they're dirt, right, yeah.
But anyways, back to my choices.
Ham, don't interrupt me anymore, ham Stuff.
(24:33):
Ham, don't interrupt me anymore.
Ham stuffing, mac and cheese.
Ugh, Ugh, what Mac and cheese?
Hey, those are the three numberones.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
You can have that any time of the year.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Anybody's going to pick that?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
You can have mac and cheese any time of the year.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
The majority of America and whoever else listens
to this just awesome podcast isgoing to agree with g.
But look, I'll give you onething on the turkey if they cook
the turkey correctly yeah ifit's, if it's deep pitted, if
it's fried, if it's juicy ashell, cool.
(25:08):
But if it's your mom's or mymom's or anybody else's turkey,
that's dry as hell.
I don't want that shit.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
No.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
And plus, if it has that tripitin in it or whatever,
make you go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
That's the best part.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
No.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
It's like nice little nap.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Now here I'm going to ask you something.
Ask me, baby, something, ask mebaby, do any of your family
members go on the quote-unquotethanksgiving walk before they
come back to the house and eat?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
no, I've never heard of that you don't know the
thanksgiving walk like we usedto go for a run no, you go,
smoke weed oh no, I've neverheard of that yeah, because you
get the munchies right.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
So you so you leave, you go smoke and then you come
back and you destroy the table.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
No, I've never heard of that.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I'm trying it this year.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I don't know, we're not a drug family.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
What, what the fuck?
Just because I'm going to tryit this year means I came from a
drug family.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
No, I'm just saying what am I in the cartels now
Fucking Guero Coleros?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
No, I like I said like De Sinaloa Guero Colero de
Sinaloa.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Babe, you don't even know what that is.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, it's the white asshole from Sinaloa, is it not?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Okay, baby, let's move on.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Well, tell me what it is.
Enlighten me, educate me, don'tbelittle me.
Educate me I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
It's translated correctly.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
yes, oh, so I did translate, so I do know what the
fuck I'm saying in Spanish.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
It's translated correctly, but that's not really
what it means.
I don't care, that's fuck.
I'm saying in Spanish.
It's translated correctly, butthat's not really what it means,
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
That's what I want it to mean, and that's what it
means.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Culelo means like you're a pussy.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Culelo is an asshole.
It's a culo.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
I know, but it's translated like a pussy.
No, it's not translated.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Spanish is a very, very, very Next to English.
I Next to English.
I mean English is probably thenumber one bastardized language
in the world.
That makes no fucking sense.
Spanish is number two and I'mgoing to tell you I think we've
already talked about this onthis podcast it's the fact that
(27:29):
you guys talk about somethingand then describe it afterwards
words like if I'm gonna file apolice report and I'm gonna say
that a car hit me, I am going totell the police officer it was
a red car.
Now, caro rojo the fuck itdoesn't sound.
I'm not gonna go to the policeand say, hey, a car red hit me.
(27:50):
That that doesn't make no sense.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
It's Spanish.
It doesn't make sense inSpanish If you say rojo carro.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Yeah, it does.
No, it doesn't.
That's correct.
I'm bringing it.
I'm bringing it.
No, I am going to get on some.
The English language is thehardest language.
I'm going to get on me someRosetta Stones or something.
I'm going to start speakingSpanish the correct way and
everybody can laugh.
I'm tired of all these.
(28:22):
Well, it could be this, itcould be that.
Well, it means this.
If you do it like this, itmeans this.
If you do it like that.
No, that's too much.
Look, motherfucker, the car isred.
Okay, it was a red car.
Un carro ro that?
No, that's too much.
Look, motherfucker, the car'sred.
Okay, it was a red car.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Un carro rojo.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
No, rojo carro.
No, it doesn't make sense.
Bendejo, alright, hey, howabout this?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
What.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Um, holiday?
Um, I always struggle with thisword, remembering it for some
reason.
Yeah, uh, it's when you andyour family do something every
year.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Tradition Tradition.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Tradition, traditions .
What family traditions do youhave for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Um, everybody cooking together.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Everybody cooks.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Everybody cooks Like everybody does something right
thanksgiving um, everybodycooking together.
Everybody cooks.
Everybody cooks like.
Everybody does something rightlike, and we're all at mom's
house who's the worst cook inthe family?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
there isn't one no, does jesse suck?
Okay, it would be just see,then how did I know that and why
did I have to ask twice?
Hey j Jesse, your food sucks mydude.
No, it doesn't.
You don't know that?
You can't cook, for shit,apparently.
And I am not eating a singleone of your fucking Thanksgiving
sides that you're bringing tothe.
(29:44):
You're not invited to thecookout, homie.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I'm sure he knows how to do some good stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
What like bring potato chips.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
But I wouldn't trust him to cook the turkey.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Would you trust him to cook stuffing?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
No.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Okay, well, I mean that shit comes in a fucking box
.
If you fuck that up, youretarded.
Okay, oh yeah, and I read.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Who's the best cook in your family?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
The best cook.
It's me.
Stop it.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Shit read who's the best cook in your family.
The best cook it's me, stop it,shit.
I think it's grandma.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
It's mom.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Your mom.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Better than your grandma?
No, it was my grandma.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
But grandma's not around anymore, so now it's mom
I know, but and then guess whoit's going to be.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
We're talking about who it's gonna be me, me, me
cook a steak better than me.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Then we'll talk you do cook delicious, I'll stick to
my sides and you can cook thesteak all day.
That's a deal.
I'm getting hungry right now.
You know what I'm gonna ordertonight what baby I'm gonna
order that um chicken curry udonagain.
How are you?
Do you want some, or do youwant something else?
Speaker 1 (30:50):
um, um, I don't know, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Chicken curry udon Real quick.
I was introduced to chickencurry udon in Stockton,
california, on March Lane,across from the March Clinic,
with Dr Leon Leon Leon Um dude's, 90 years old.
I was training him.
(31:14):
He's a doctor up there and hewas seeing 10, 15 patients a day
.
Still he went into his officeon his lunch, put his sneakers
on, walked around the facilityaround the block.
He stayed young, he stayedyoung.
But anyways, he took me over to.
I think it was technically asushi place and I'm not huge on
(31:37):
sushi.
So I was looking around at whatelse they had and they had some
soups or whatever, and chickencurry sounded good to me, kind
of hearty, kind of warm, kind oflittle flavor, little spice,
little, everything right.
And every time I went toStockton afterwards I got
chicken curry udon.
Well, we were sitting here theother night and I was like man,
I really wish Bakersfield had achicken curry udon.
(32:00):
So my fat lazy ass gets on UberEats as usual, throwing all my
money away, and I type inchicken curry udon and a spot
pops up.
I ordered it and it was bangingwas good, it was banging do you
remember what it was called?
(32:20):
chicken curry?
Udon, no, the place yeah, Iknow what chicken curry udon is
called.
What's wrong with you?
I just talked about it no well,don't they have some order,
history or something on they?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
should.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
order.
Yeah, I ordered it.
I don't know where the orderhistory is on account.
Maybe I don't know.
Account Set up.
I don't know where it's at.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Type in Chicken Udon hey, slow your roll.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Oh, it's called.
It's from a shop called TenguRamen, t-e-n-g-u Tengu Ramen and
they are over.
Oh, we got to talk about Roxytoo, but they are over.
Let me find out where they'reat for you guys.
They're on coffee.
They're over on Coffee Road.
It's a Japanese ramen sushispot and it's called Tengu Ramen
(33:14):
and Chicken Curry Udon.
Order it, you'll love it.
I won't give you money if youdon't love it, but you will love
it, so order it.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
You have to like curry.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
I'm not going to give people money if they don't like
it, because then that's whatthey're exactly going to do.
They're going to go over there,they're going to order.
That's what they're exactlythey're gonna do.
They're gonna go over there,they're gonna order it, or
they're gonna claim they orderedit, tasted it, ate it.
They're gonna tell me theydidn't like it and then they're
gonna want like 15 bucks for meto like reimburse them for their
, their troubles, when I knowtheir shady asses loved it and
they're just they need gas moneyor something if only, if only.
(33:49):
It costs 15 dollars yeah, it waslike 19 bucks or something.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, it's pretty expensive.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Hey, but it's good.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
But it was yummy.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
I'm ordering it.
Hey, we got a new dog.
We got another new dog After Iwas told that we will never get
another dog again after we tookin a dog that kind of tore our
place apart while we were goneone day.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
He was a homeless dog .
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Well, yeah, he was homeless so he wasn't used to
being in a confined in a roomright Indoors, so that was
partly our fault.
Probably Should have kept himoutdoors or acclimated him
better or whatnot.
But yeah, he tore up our wholehouse.
Shit everywhere Ran around inthe shit, put shit up all on the
walls with the paws andeverything chewed up, door frame
(34:37):
, all kinds of shit.
So he had to go and we had areal bad experience.
Yeah, but one of marion'sco-workers had rottweiler
puppies.
Well, her dog had rottweilerpuppies.
What's your name, alessandra?
lissandra yeah lissandra yeah,hey lissandra, I'm sorry girl,
(34:58):
I'm not accusing you of havingrottweiler puppies.
I know your babies had puppies,so lissandra yeah, she's so
sweet.
Um, yeah, that's pretty cool sowe went over there, picked her
up.
We didn't know what we weregoing to name her.
We went straight oh, we gotsome raw stories too.
I don't know if we can tellthem, uh, but anyways.
(35:20):
Um, we went straight over toross picked up stuff, for the
puppy came home.
Don't look at me like I'm crazy, like you don't know what I'm
talking about girl, you said rawstories.
I was like okay ross, what'swrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
you don't hear you don't cleanthem ears for somebody that gets
(35:42):
q-tips after every shower andhas little eargasms with her
q-tips.
You need to listen better well,anyways, she's a sweetheart
yeah, so she's, uh, eight weeksold now.
(36:03):
Uh, she's a little girl, she'sa little one.
She's our only female dog sofar.
We have male dogs.
Our big roddy max has alreadytaken to her and you know he's
nice to her, nice enough.
She bothers him and he doesn'tknow that that's going to be the
love of his life one day.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
No, he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
He doesn't know it now, but currently it's just an
annoyance for him.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
That's why we had to get her.
We had to get her for Max.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Well, that motherfucker's acting up too.
I've about had it with thisshit.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
But we still love him , yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I still love you too.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
I don't act up.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Oh, my God.
You act up, you're the actiestof all actor uppers Híjole.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Yeah, if you wouldn't do bad things, then I wouldn't
act up.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
I don't do anything wrong, mm-hmm, all right.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
So Christmas is coming up.
You're my favorite person inthe whole world.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
I'm lucky.
Yeah, you're lucky.
You found somebody like me,woman Shit.
I'm full of myself.
I know what I brings to thetable.
Christmas is coming up.
I don't think it's going to bea huge Christmas, but we now
have a very big window in thefront of our house that we will
(37:17):
have a very grand tree in frontof.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Oh yeah, I've already looked on Amazon.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
I know you have.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, I'm probably going to spend a couple hundred.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Oh, it's okay for you to spend money.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
It's Christmas, babe.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Oh, yeah, yeah, Okay.
So is it okay for me to spendmoney too?
Then no, it's.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Christmas babe, If it's for the tree.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
No, it's for us, it's for the house, it's for our
kids, it's for me, it's for you.
It's stuff that we need.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
We need.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
We don't need nothing Like the Mickey Mouse from Home
Depot no.
If anybody listens in on this.
I need a Mickey Mouse from HomeDepot.
He is four feet tall, he isanimatronic electronic.
He has a little button.
He says all the crazy.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Hi, that's.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Mickey, all the all the Mickey Mouse antidotes.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
He's adorable.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah, so we need to pick him up, but he's 200 bucks
and he's been sold outrepeatedly.
And then when we go over there,we're on Echale ourselves,
we're on empty.
We ain't got no money.
We're getting something to fixthe damn house or something, and
of course it was in stock whenwe didn't have any money.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
We had money, but it was like ugh.
It's alright.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
It's alright.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
It's alright, it's like do you eat or do we buy the
Mickey Mouse?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Hey, ramen, beans, rice, you know, we can make it
by for a little while.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
We're good, we're always good.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Something always comes up and we're good.
Well, I'm sure we are missingstuff.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
We're good, we're always good.
We can make it for a while.
Something always comes up andwe're good.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Well, I'm sure we are missing stuff.
We are right at 40 minutes andwe're probably going to keep it
to about 40, 45.
All right, so we'll probablycall this podcast shortly, but
we got about five more minutesto think of some things that we
want to go over and talk about.
Anything come to mind.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Anything funny we've been dealing with.
Our neighbors are no longeridiots.
Oh yeah, when we first moved inthey tried to be a little
disrespectful, a little stuffhere and there, but we went over
(39:47):
there and we put a stop to itreally quick.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
I know one.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
You know one what.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
What we could talk about.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
What do you want to talk about, since we're still?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
talking about kind of holidays and stuff.
What is everybody's favoriteholiday movie?
Like must watch.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Oh, you know what?
Yeah, we talked about that theother day and some people's
little, their little list for mepersonally was way out of line.
It was not in any kind of greatorder.
So I'll ask you for your topthree christmas movies.
(40:24):
I already know one of them mytop three.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Okay, so the grinch all right the grinch.
I have to watch the Grinch.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
I'm with you, jim Carrey the Grinch, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Home Alone.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Absolutely Either one or two, because both are great.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yes, they are great.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Not all.
Not all.
That's not called a rerun.
What the hell is it Remake orwhat is it?
When.
What's the second movie called?
Speaker 1 (40:55):
I don't know Sequel yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Not all sequels are bad.
Most of them are, but HomeAlone sequel is bomb, yeah, okay
, so you got the Grinch and HomeAlone.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
The Grinch Home Alone .
And then there's well, I love-.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Pick one last one.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
I love one Christmas movie, but it's not really an
authentic Christmas movie.
I'm going to say I like theSanta Claus movies.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Okay, I got to say that I am very, very, very
surprised by your answers.
Very surprised because there isno heaven sent in there.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
I love that movie, Like I love it, but it's not
really authentic.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
What do you mean?
It's not authentic.
That's Christmas written allover it.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
It's not something that I watched when I was a
little girl.
I watch this now that I'm grown.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
So I'm right in line with you.
Grinch and Home Alone, thoseare two tops.
The third one for me it's areal old one.
A lot of people may not agree,but it's A Wonderful Life.
It's a black old one.
A lot of people may not agree,but it's a wonderful life.
It's a black and white.
I think they have some color init.
I think it's half black andwhite, half color.
I don't remember.
It's an oldie.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
It's an old, old, old movie, but it's a great story.
It's a great movie.
Okay, now I'm gonna ask you forthree movies that are
quote-unquote christmas moviesbut are not quote-unquote
christmas movies.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I'll start okay, go ahead, so you can give me kind
of okay, die hard okay die hardis a christmas movie.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
It happens during christmas in nakatomi plaza,
with christmas trees andpresents and all kinds of shit,
all right.
So die hard is a christmasmovie.
You know what another christmasmovie is that people don't
realize?
Gremlins, uh-huh, gremlins is achristmas movie.
That that mugwai or whateverthe thing's called grim, what's
(42:56):
he called?
I don't know what's that littlegremlin called, what?
Speaker 1 (43:01):
did they name?
Speaker 2 (43:02):
him.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Furry, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Oh my God.
No, we're going to have to lookup gremlins.
What was his name?
Gremlins?
Gremlins, it's a mogwai, butwhat is the mogwai's name?
(43:28):
Oh Gizmo.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Oh, Gizmo.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Gizmo, gizmo, gizmo.
So that is a Christmas movie.
Third one, I don't know, know,but those two for sure I like
those during christmas for somereason.
How about you?
Speaker 1 (43:47):
I don't know, I don't know any of them baby like that
, like I don't know movies thatwere like oh, they were just
movies that had christmas partsin them.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
I think you are you.
I think you have to put in likenational lampoons um, you might
even have to put harold andkumar oh yeah, that's a good one
, that's a good christmas movieum elf yeah um, uh, what's the
santa claus or santa claus.
You have all the s Claus movies.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
I like all the Santa Claus ones.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
And then, oh, Bad Santa.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Bad Santa.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
I don't care what you say.
Bad Santa is a Christmas movie.
It's the one with Billy BobThornton and the little black
midget.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Oh, I think I know yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
And he has a little fat kid that he uses his house
and treats like shit, he's adrunk, he's belligerent, they're
smoking everything.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
It is funny, it's a hilarious movie.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Yeah, highly inappropriate, but very
hilarious.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
I wasn't too big of a fan of Violent Christmas.
Remember that one.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
That's too gory for me.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah, that's ridiculous.
How about what's that othermovie?
Uh, krampus, the scarychristmas movie with the little
demon, or whatever?
Krampus, no, never seen that.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Or uh, adam sandler, eight crazy nights, or something
you know what movie I'm not abig fan of and I'm probably
going to get a lot of hate forthis movie.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yes, I already know you're going to get hate.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
A lot of hate for this I'm going to give you hate
for it.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (45:24):
The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Oh, animation.
How about the Night Before?
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
I like that one Anthony Mackie and Seth Rogan.
And what is it?
Gordon love hewitt or something?
No, I don't know.
Yeah, that's a great one.
That's a black saxophone well,what about?
Speaker 1 (45:46):
okay, let's go.
Let's go to animation now.
What is your favorite cartoonymovie?
Speaker 2 (45:54):
for christmas.
Yeah, oh man.
Um, it's hard for me.
I go peanuts uh-huh garfielduh-huh uh, kind of those the
ones.
But uh, I don't know ifeverybody knows this or has
recognized this or has seen thison social media over the years
or whatnot, but charlie brownwas a racist ass cartoon.
It was.
(46:14):
Oh jesus christ, if you googlecharlie brown thanksgiving and
you just look at the pictures ongoogle, they're having a
thanksgiving feast, right, allof the kids are on one side of
the table.
There's a black kid on theother side of the table I never
noticed that yeah, it's, it'ssad that is so sad but it's like
(46:35):
the you know, the times, righttimes have changed.
But at that point in time, youknow, I guess it was
semi-innocent or something atthat point in time.
But yeah, I don't, I have ahard time with it.
You know, that's because we, askids, we don't um see that, we
don't see that, we don't evenrecognize.
I didn't notice that until Iwas a 40-year-old man and I seen
(46:58):
it on Instagram or Facebook andpeople talked about hey, has
anybody ever noticed that theblack kid is sitting by himself
on the other side of the table?
Speaker 1 (47:07):
That's so sad.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Yeah, and we don't know that while we're growing up
we don't see that.
I don't know if it's.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Yeah, let's see I like the mickey mouse ones and
mickey christmas oh the mickeychristmases yeah, I know I'm
probably missing christmas uh,animations and then the other
one scrooge how about the oldclaymation ones with the santa
(47:39):
claus and the reindeer and theabominable snowman and like all
the goofy claymation?
Yeah, yeah uh the cob pipe, youknow, mr uh frosty the snowman
yes with the cob pipe frosty wassmoking.
Back in the days this dude wasice, he was snow and he was
(47:59):
smoking a pipe.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
And you don't even know what was in the pipe yeah a
lot of things we don't see andrecognize and realize that we're
watching when we're, when we'reyoung kid like even now, like
if you watch like the Simpsons,like how much like adult content
(48:22):
it had, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
My mom did not want me to watch the Simpsons for
quite a while because shethought it would be a bad, like
a bad influence on me or give meideas, or maybe she thought I
was gonna be, uh, bart simpsonhimself, you know, I mean the
bad one which I was, I guess youwere bad.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
I don't think you were bad baby it got there.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
I think by the time I was in sixth grade it started
going downhill yeah yeah butthere you know like there's a
whole bunch going on in life atthe time.
Nothing I'm going to blame on,you know yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
What else do we got?
Do we have anything else?
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Just holidays like holiday parties.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
We were talking about traditions with Christmas.
A lot of people get Chinesefood on Christmas and I believe
it was a Jewish tradition.
I believe it was originally aJewish tradition.
I could be incorrect.
I apologize if I am, but a lotof people will go out and eat
Chinese food on Christmas Eve.
I believe it's a traditionalthing.
(49:39):
I'm all about traditions,though.
I like to build those with youand with the family and with our
girls and even friends andeverything else.
Traditions for me.
I want to say the moretraditions that you have, the
easier it is to keep going whenthings get hard yeah you have
(49:59):
something to look forward to.
For me, that's very important ohyeah especially you know people
who struggle with mental healthand everything else, and you
know my dad's birthday justpassed and you know it's a
holiday season.
This shit kind of sucks a littlebit right yeah um yeah, mom's
bar yeah, and I feel like themore traditions you have, it
(50:22):
keeps you busy.
It keeps you with something tolook forward to, something to do
, some hope right when all elseyou know everything else is shit
in your life.
Thanksgiving comes up or atradition comes up and you get
to.
You know, go be with family andfeel love and things that we
(50:44):
need, especially when we'restruggling.
Yeah, I like that Traditions,especially when you're
struggling.
I think that's about it.
For this little podcast todayWe've went about 50 minutes.
It's been a very long timesince we've got to talk to you
(51:05):
guys, post, do anything likethat.
Um, we are back on track.
We do have some time now.
Things are finally settlingdown.
Wedding season is going to cometo an end here in another month
or two.
Yeah, we're going to haveChristmas parties and stuff like
that.
They're going to be coming upand, yeah, those are going to be
miserably cold if they'reoutside.
(51:27):
But you know, get the partygoing, get people dancing and
warm up.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
You have a nice heated jacket.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Yeah, you know when I had to go to wisconsin last
year, last year, this year, oh,last year.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
It's been almost a year now during this time
wisconsin's freezing.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
It's a different kind of cold, colder than I've ever
been in beckersfield period.
So, yeah, you bought me thatjacket with that battery pack
that has like coils all in itand warms up, heats up.
That thing gets super hot,though you got to put it on low
or you got to actually be reallyfreezing to want to have it on
super hot all the time.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
But you can turn it off and when you feel cold turn
it back on.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Yeah, and it's insulated, so the heat stays in
there for the most part.
You probably want to keep acouple of them battery packs
charged, because it does gothrough them.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
Yeah, especially if you have it on high.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
What else we got?
We got the fart blaster.
So I didn't know anything aboutthis thing and I'm minding my
business, I'm working, I'mworking on the house, I'm doing
whatever you know we both are.
But Marion comes home and sheshows me this video of this
little gun that shoots out thispuff of air.
It looks like a circle, itlooks like somebody's blowing a
(52:44):
circle of air, and they havedifferent liquids that you can
put in a gun.
Speaker 1 (52:51):
And one of them smells like shit.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
And it's a?
What is it A Minions thing?
Yes, it came from the MinionsDespicable.
Me it's a.
What is it a minions thing?
Yes, it came from the minionsdespicable me it's a fart
blaster um so fun.
Yeah, it's funny.
It's funny to see the littlering of smoke come out of it and
shoot towards somebody and itstink and reactions and faces.
We also got a real life hangman.
(53:14):
The real life hangman's reallycool.
It hangs literally by his headand it's all magnetized.
You have a magnetized head,magnetized torso, magnetized
arms and legs, and the very lastleg it has a little bit of
extra weight to it.
So it, once you attach it, yeah, your hangman collapses and you
(53:39):
lose.
But we have a whole bunch ofgames.
We we got like 3d, tetris anddominoes, all kinds of who knows
, and we like our games.
We we just bought the newlotteria game from costco.
We haven't even opened it upyet, but it looks fancy as shit
I know and it was super cheap itwas.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
It was like 10 bucks, I think.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Yeah, super cheap at Costco.
Oh yeah, we got a Costcomembership because, hey, we have
to have a Costco membership.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
Oh, we have to have exclusive Executive.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Listen, listen if anybody knows me which you do
anything, we do, we do, we docorrectly, yeah, we come
correctly, we dive in full on.
So, yeah, we got the bestmembership we can get but you
know what?
Speaker 1 (54:26):
we've been there quite a bit of times.
I don't know if you noticed onthe app, we're already getting
money back are we yeah, it'sgonna pay for our next year's
membership.
It says, or something like thatI don't know, but we already
accumulated like 40 bucks well,because you spend a lot of money
there we both do no, I don't,no, I do not, I absolutely do
not.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
I don't think I've bought a single thing from
costco hey, do you not eat thefood?
Speaker 1 (54:52):
sure but I can buy that same food at the dollar
store.
I had to get these ornaments.
They were just a must have.
We love Christmas.
We really do love Christmas.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
Oh, and they have a nice like bronzed fire pit there
that we're wanting to pick up.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
I know.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
It's like one of those arrow.
What's the other one?
The arrow stove, or something.
The's like one of those arrow.
What's the other one?
The arrow stove, or something?
The smokeless one, but it's abig bronzed one with indents all
over it.
Speaker 1 (55:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
Yeah, really nice.
We got a whole bunch of patiofurniture.
Uh-huh, got a bunch of patiofurniture.
We got the yard getting workedon in the back.
You know we pulled out 300bricks from the ground in the
yard that we did not know werethere.
That at some point or anotherwas probably a pad for you know
some old people to sit on, orsomething yeah dug all those out
(55:48):
, practically gave them away.
I'm glad she came and pickedthem up robin, thank you,
appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
Thank you um started.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (55:54):
Appreciate you, Thank you Started rototilling, we got
a billion Ryobi tools andluckily we do because we have
been doing a lot of DIY stuffand building a lot and fixing a
lot and just making this placereal homely.
And with that we're 56 minutesin.
I'm starving.
I want my chicken curry udon.
(56:16):
Everybody go to what is itTingo?
Speaker 1 (56:19):
Tingo.
Speaker 2 (56:20):
Tingo.
Speaker 1 (56:21):
It's not Tingo, that's Spanish.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
I didn't say Tango, it's not Tango.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
There's a word in Spanish called Tingo.
Speaker 2 (56:28):
Of course there is, and you probably go Tingo Rojo,
so, like fucking man, it's allbackwards.
Anyway, I have red, I have red,what?
That's what you said.
I have red, see, red, I have.
That's what I said.
With rojo, tango red, I haveall right, all right, y'all
(56:49):
appreciate you guys.
I hope you listen in, I hope youenjoy it.
Uh, you know, just a randombunch of random stuff that's
going on with our life and ourbusinesses and things of that
nature, and it's just somethingfun for us to get on and talk
shit and hang out and hopefullyget some interaction with you
guys.
You know we like the comments,we like when you leave feedback,
(57:09):
we like little text messageshere and there.
You know, laughing at snippetsand whatever it may be.
But we are going to put a closeto this podcast and we will be
back next week along with theBlue Slide Park podcast.
The Most Dope podcast will alsobe back next week, probably
most likely with guests Ilflowand Dos Muchos.
(57:33):
Yeah muchos, yeah, and thenwe're going to be expanding that
and bringing in as many otherpeople that we can from the dj
entertainment, wedding planning,coordinating, just anything
that has to do with photo boostin our entertainment business
and djing yeah so, uh, with thatI'm out.
Peace, love you.
Treat each other right yes.
groovy well, well, well, it has been a uh, a little
too long.
Yeah, um, I could make excuses,but you know, 30 minutes, 45
(00:27):
minutes a night to knock out apodcast once a week.
I'm I'm sure we can make time,but things have been really busy
like olivia says I'm too lazy,yeah, at least she's honest
about it.
She's so brutally honest likewe can ask her a question and
and she'll answer.
Because I'm too lazy yeah and Ican't fault her for that no like
(00:51):
I can ask if I, if I asksomebody else a question and
they can't answer me or won'ttell me the truth, right, and
just tell me, hey, straight up,because I'm fucking lazy, right,
that shit will irritate me,it'll upset me, right?
I'm like, hey man, why yougotta, why you gotta, don't lie,
just just be honest.
You were, you were lazy, youdidn't want to.
(01:12):
It's okay.
You don't have to do what youdon't want to do.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
She's our honest one.
I'm too lazy.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, hey, welcome back.
Podcast Blue Slide Park theTale of Two Hearts.
I don't know what episode we'reon.
This might be number four orfive, but it's been a very long
time, so welcome back.
Hope everybody's still here.
(01:40):
This is your boy, g Gordy BGordon.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
And Marion, marion.
Yeah, you ain't got nonicknames.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
No, are you sure you don't?
Yes, I'm sure I know of somenicknames yeah, we don't say
that out loud what, hey?
Why do you have to go to such aweird place with it?
You have other nicknames tooweird that's very strange to
just like hey, I don't want youto tell my nickname, we don't
talk about that.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I know where you were going.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
You don't know where I'm going.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I do call all of my ladies in my life booty.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yes, you do, booty I don't know why I don.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yes, you do Booty.
I don't know why.
I don't know what it is.
It's probably strange to a lotof people to hear me yell out a
booty, come here Right now.
Like the people like, hey,that's weird man.
But for me it's just a term ofendearment.
And I do it so much with mydaughters and with you, I don't
even realize it.
And I do it so much with mydaughters and with you, I don't
even realize it and I'll yellout hey, booty.
(02:46):
And then three of you willanswer huh.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Sometimes I have to be like are you talking to me?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Which booty?
Which booty are you talking to?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I'm like, well, I'm talking to you on this
particular instance.
I mean maybe I should just Lookit's too much to to you on this
particular instance.
I mean maybe I should just look.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It's too much to label you guys booty one through
six.
Booty one Booty two.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Come here, booty two.
Nobody would know who booty twowas, right.
No, so booty two is Summer.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, because she's the oldest girl.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Booty three is Avery, booty four is Livvy, booty four
is Livvy, booty five is Sophieand booty six is Kai, and you're
booty one.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Booty one.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
The main booty.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
That's weird babe.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It is right.
But it's only weird if youthink about it in a very
negative or sexual or pervertedfashion.
For me, it's just weird if youthink about it in a very
negative or sexual or pervertedfashion.
Right, for me it's just anickname.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I don't know Whatever .
Anyways, yeah, it's been a verylong time.
We've moved.
Yes, we have our own home now.
We moved in about five weeksago.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Five or six, I don't know.
It might be going on six, but Ithink it's more four to five
right now.
Yeah, so we've basically beenhere for a month.
We have torn this place insideand out.
Yeah, everything, I meaneverything.
We've spent a whole lot ofmoney this home ownership, this
(04:33):
living, this.
It's an expensive little thing.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It is.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
It's expensive to be alive.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
But it's ours.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, it's ours, and you know it's home and it's cozy
and comfy and warm and inviting, and you know we have all of
our technological features.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
All of our home automation, all of our Google
commands and verbals andeverything else and automations,
pretty fancy, pretty fancy.
You know, we got TVs in all therooms finally.
That took a while, we.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I don't know if that took a while.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
It took longer than I wanted it to take.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
We got the little Govee.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
We got the Govee on the back of the main TV in the
living room and the thing ispretty impressive.
You know, it's LEDs that wrapall the way around the back of
the main TV in the living roomand the thing is pretty
impressive.
You know, it's LEDs that wrapall the way around the back of
your TV and it's a.
It almost looks like a webcamor something that sits on the
top of your TV and it analyzesthe picture, the color, and I
believe it also has a soundfeature.
(05:40):
We don't have it turned onbecause the sound feature was a
bit much, but basically it givesyou kind of an immersive
experience, if you will.
It's whatever color is on theTV emits from around the back
and the sides of the TV.
It's really nice.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, it's nice.
We did that.
We went and got a washer anddryer and that was a bit of a
adventure, if you will.
Yeah, ultimately the companytook care of us, but there were
some hiccups along the way.
That wasn't very fun.
(06:21):
You know, we had to go to thelaundromat a few times, first
world problems.
Yeah, I know people don't wantto.
Had to go to the laundromat afew times, first world problems.
Yeah, I know people don't wantto hear it, but the laundromat
sucks.
It's cool for the fact thatthey have huge facilities right
the washers, the dryers.
They're huge.
You can get huge ones.
You can knock all your laundryout in like an hour and a half.
(06:41):
Yeah, washed, dried, folded,folded, put away everything.
You're done.
However, with that comes I'mgonna say this.
I don't, I don't really care.
It comes walmart people.
You know you go to walmart andyou can feel like you're a great
(07:04):
success in life and agenetically gifted and
everything else.
There's a lot of.
There's a lot at Walmart andthere is a lot at the.
There is a lot at thelaundromat, so we got all that.
(07:26):
Um, we got, uh, string lightslaid out all over the back patio
in the backyard.
Uh, we got flooring done in theback studio.
Omar's moved in now.
Uh, we still got a couplethings on the rear studio that
we're doing yeah um, we got allthe can lights.
I guess these are technicallynot can lights, they're just
(07:48):
similar.
They're LED pucks or something,I think they call them.
Can lights were really hugelittle things that went up into
your ceiling, and these littleLED lights are really nice
Little fan LEDs.
Everything's controlled byGoogle.
Why did we have to controlled?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
by google.
Why did we have to get those?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
why did we have to get what these lights?
There was?
No, there was no lights in thisfront room.
No, like this house was builtin 1950 and back then,
apparently, there was no need tohave lights in your front room.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I wonder why.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I'm going to assume that it was a lamp and a torch
light kind of scenario back inthe days.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Oh.
It's just an older house, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
You know, it's just older.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
But we got so much stuff in this house fixed,
corrected, upgraded,everything's super, super nice.
So things are finally startingto settle down.
And you know, I have my officein the middle room in there and
and that's the office foreverything.
For me, it's it's my workoffice during the day, uh, it's
(09:06):
my body work studio in theafternoon, evening, and it's uh
my little dj studio where we cango in there and just crank out
some music on the turntables.
That's uh, it's a nice thing.
We uh we had a house warming.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
How was the housewarming?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
It was nice.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
What did you think about it?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
It was good it was good, Very informative.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Everybody on the podcast will know exactly what
our housewarming was about, howit went, who came, who attended,
how long it lasted everythingthat happened.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
We did have a couple people come.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
A couple people.
It was nice couple people wehad.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
It was a small turnout like 15 maybe, but it
was so fun, like it wasliterally like back in the day
when you want to have yourfriends over and have a little
kickback yeah, because we hadchicken.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
we had vegetable trays, fruit trays, fried fried
chicken, chicken wings, whatelse?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Pastries.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Pastries, pastries.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh, like cheesecakes and stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
All right.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I don't know Desserts .
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
We still have beer, if anybody wants to come and get
some beer.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Rick is supposed to come get that beer, but he's
going to come knock out thatrear door.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
This front LED, this panel right here and a couple
other things.
He's going to be back sometimethis week, I think.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
And that's another thing.
Hey, if anybody needs somebodythat can do everything inside
and outside of a house, rick isyour guy.
Yeah, I'm not going to saycheap, because he's not cheap.
You get what you pay for, butyou do get what you pay for,
(10:55):
right?
So we got exactly what wewanted.
We knew what the price wasgoing to be and we paid the man
and it was quality work quality.
Yes, it's not janky and it's nothalf-ass or anything like that
it's.
It's something you can be proudof.
It's your home is.
You know you want it to lastfor the next 40 years, or
however long it may be but Ithink he was reasonable super
(11:17):
reasonable, especially comparedto uh other quotes that we had
received that were like two tothree times the price.
In like either labor or parts,whatever it may be.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
It was.
It was pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
It was pretty bad.
Um, how about all the stuffthat we didn't have when we
moved in here?
Yeah, I'll name one thing thatwe still don't have in here.
Yeah, I'll name one thing thatwe still don't have a fly
swatter.
Yeah, jesus christ man, oh mygod, you'd be mad hitting
yourself, you'd be beating theliving shit out of yourself, and
(11:54):
then you'd be giving yourpartner permission.
A if it lands on my face, goahead and punch me, because the
amount of pain that I'm gonna toendure for the moment that I
get hit is going to be minor tothe annoyance that this little
fly is causing me.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
But it's funny how you just miss the little things,
I guess.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Oh, we missed everything.
We didn't have glasses, wedidn't have silverware, we
didn't have toilet paper.
I mean, we didn't have anything.
No, it was like we were kidsmoving into your first apartment
or first house again, startingall over again?
Now, look, yeah, we had astudio that had a little bit of
(12:38):
stuff in it bedroom and maybe acouch and a TV but we did not
have anything.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
No, nothing.
We had to buy beds for thegirls.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Oh man, we had to yeah.
We got a triple bunk bed.
It has two twins on the bottomand a fool on the top, yeah
Right.
And then we got another foolthat has a trundle twin, all
right so for the people thatdon't know, we have five
(13:13):
daughters and a son and a sonthe son's in our rear studio.
We have a studio on our property.
It has a kitchen, it has ashower, has a bathroom,
everything it's.
It's a.
It's a studio, um, but yeah,the girls have their two rooms.
(13:33):
Now I'm sure they all wouldlike to have their own
individual rooms, but last timeI checked, sixroom houses were
not cheap.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
But not only that.
I mean we have to think tooright, like we want to be.
We love this house right, wantto be here for a long time.
Our girls are going to grow uphave their own families and you
know.
Yeah, yeah, and Omar's notgoing to be in that studio
forever, and so one of the girlsmay move into it eventually.
Yeah, like for omar, we're justhelping him get a head start.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Well, it's helping him experience life on his own.
You know bills, responsibility,stuff like that which he
already is.
He's already a responsible kid,he's already.
He has a job.
He.
He rides a bicycle I don't knowknow how many miles to work and
back.
He works a night shift.
He has to ride this bike overto the courthouse from Panama at
(14:32):
one point in time, all the waydowntown to go to jury duty.
So the kid, he's a good kid,he's responsible.
We just got to get him on tracka little bit more financially
and and societal wise, I guess,and, you know, hopefully get him
a house and stuff soon yeah,we'll get there yeah, um, what
(14:56):
else do we got we have?
uh, man, we probably have a tonto talk about and not a ton of
time to get it done, so we'llprobably just keep it kind of
somewhat short and sweet.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
But we've had a lot of events, lots of events.
We've had photo booth afterphoto booth after photo booth,
wedding after wedding afterwedding, comedy show after
comedy show, havana night.
After Havana night, marion gota new job.
She got a job over at apediatric office.
(15:35):
Yeah, so that's going on.
We got Havana night coming upnext Saturday again.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Our last Havana night was an outdoor event at the
1933 gardens and, uh, it was aHalloween muertos style kind of
themed event and it was a niceturnout.
It was a nice event, yeah, alot of work, a lot of costumes,
a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, it was.
It was so much fun.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, it was uh, and the weather was perfect.
Right now it's getting a littlechilly, but the weather that
evening was was perfect.
It was a perfect night to beout under the stars and, uh,
fresh air.
Yeah, so it was welcome.
But now we're uh, we're headedback inside, yeah because, it is
gonna get too cold.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah, but there comes more events.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah, we just wrapped up two comedy shows with.
Clyde Wrapped those up.
This last one was his wife'sbirthday, his queen's birthday,
so he had a whole cast out thereand we had an after party.
There was an R&B singer, therewas comedians, there was the
(16:47):
after party.
I feel like we lit it up forthe after party.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
It was awesome.
It was such a great vibe it was, it was perfect.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, it was nice.
It was nice.
The weddings have been reallygood as well lately.
Where do we?
We had one over at Leaning Oak,yeah yeah, I had one over at
leaning oak, then we had oneover at nirvana yeah, two two at
nirvana, and we have anotherone at nirvana in a couple more
(17:18):
weeks yeah that one's gonna becold.
I'm not, uh, you know, if, ifyou're my, if you're my, uh, if
you're my bride and groom, I'mgonna apologize right now, but
I'm not looking forward to thatone For the coldness, for the
coldness, yeah, for the party,for your wedding, for your
special day, for everything else.
(17:39):
Hey, I'm looking forward to it.
I'm going to do everything Ican for you guys to make it the
best evening possible, but, yeah, it's going to be cold, so I'm
probably going to have to.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Rain or shine.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Bundle up, make sure I got some warm socks on my feet
.
Always go frozen for somereason.
I wear them thin socks.
That's why them little thininklet socks, because I don't
like socks very much.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
No.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
But I'm going to have to get some ones that go
straight up the leg like OGCholo style.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I'm going to show my socks.
I'm pretty sure you're going toend up taking them off.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Taking my socks off and go barefoot in the freezing.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I don't know, you just don't like.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I do enjoy being barefoot.
I love being barefoot.
But, yeah, I don't like socksand I catch a lot of shit.
Well, I used to catch a lot ofshit on it when I used to wear,
uh, the very, very low sockswith, like dress, shoes and
everything no, but I didn't careyeah, I think.
I think dress socks are bad foryou, to be honest with you,
(18:45):
because every time my pops usedto pull them off, I see other
people pull them off.
Their legs are all indented.
It's like motherfucker, youknow you're cutting circulation
off down there somehow.
It's not healthy.
Yeah, them socks are too tight.
Uh, maybe you're too fat or thesocks are just too tight yeah
(19:07):
whatever, um business updates.
Let's see, we got into um arches.
We actually built our first twowooden backdrop arches.
They're both, uh, modular,foldable um built-in stands,
(19:29):
hinges, everything else, and itreally wasn't that bad of a uh
of a project.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It wasn't, and the turnout looked awesome.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, the turnout looked.
It looked perfect.
You know we were given apicture of something that they
wanted to have recreated, or uh,something to look like.
And then you know look, I knowit's me and I know I'm going to
talk ourselves up, ourselves up,and I'm gonna talk my wife up,
but I think, arguably her shitlooked better than the original
picture if you guys want to seeit, you can go to busy bee
(20:01):
creations or kelly entertainmentthis girl dropping, just name
dropping over here dang it's acar theme yeah, follow us at at
kelly entertainment group.
Follow us at busy bee creations.
Follow us at dj gordy b.
Follow us at angel face.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah.
Number, number, number, numbermakes no sense.
(20:23):
Follow us at gordon baldridgehey, let's talk about that about
what?
My username is angel face yeah,I don't know who lied to you I
created it.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I created it when I was like what I don't know,
maybe 16 you've been oninstagram since you were 16,
remember?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
that's a goddamn lie.
It can't be.
Huh yeah, you're lying.
If I google when instagram wasfounded and I find out it wasn't
founded until you were afucking adult and you named
yourself Angel Face.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Hey, my daddy calls me Angel Face.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Well, I call you Devil Horns.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
No, you do not.
You do not.
You call me Booty.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Hey, I I'm just gonna say one thing about this
lucifer was also an angel Ithink you're.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
You got the wrong person what was lucifer?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
not an angel, a fallen angel like duke, got
kicked out, pissed his pops off,whatever.
That's why I said you got thewrong person?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I don't know, I don't , whatever.
That's why I said you got thewrong person I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
I don't know.
That's what they said in thebible that somebody's gonna come
deceive you, and I think itmight be you they're not funny
no, no, I don't even know if itsays that oh man, the holidays
(21:56):
are here around the corner.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
We got Thanksgiving in a week.
In a week, two weeks, I think.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Two weeks, two weeks Thanksgiving.
Huh, you know what?
Let's do this.
Top three, top three.
You go to grandma's house,mom's house, whoever your
favorite thanksgiving house was,and you get a plate and you're
told that you can only put threeitems on your plate.
(22:25):
Which three items you picking?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I'm picking.
Oh man, that's hard.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
No, mine's easy.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I'm going to pick mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
That's a questionable pick.
No, you have to have that Overall of the other things.
You picked mashed potatoes.
You can have those any otherday of the year.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
You can have anything any other day.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
No, not really.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Well, I have to have stuffing.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I'm with you on stuffing.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Stuffing.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Okay, so your number one pick is mashed potatoes and
gravy.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Okay, we'll erase mashed potatoes and gravy.
Oh no, Because you said we canhave that any time.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Okay, so I'm going to do green bean casserole and
stuffing.
All right, green bean casserole, ugh and stuffing, alright.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
And what's your third Turkey?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Ugh, that's Thanksgiving.
You can't knock up turkey forThanksgiving.
I'll tell you what Thanksgivingis.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Thanksgiving is ham.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
No.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
They didn't have ham at the.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yes, they did.
You don't think they had pigs.
You don't think pilgrims atepigs?
I'm sure they did, but theydidn't have that.
They ate wild boars and pigsand all kinds of game.
They had it.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
All right.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I'll tell you what.
They didn't have Mashedpotatoes.
That shit didn't exist backthen.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yes, I'm sure they did have papas.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
No, I think they ate them like apples.
No, they ate potatoes likeapples.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
That's nasty.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
That dirty taste, that dirt, grimy taste.
Hey, I used to like rawpotatoes.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
But who picked that out of the ground and said let's
cook this shit.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I'm gonna eat.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna take a bite out of this.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Well, look, I mean, a lot of things come out of the
ground Carrots and celery andall kinds of shit, right?
But arguably, yeah, potatoesare deep under the ground, they
don't grow on top of the ground,they're dirt, right, yeah.
But anyways, back to my choices.
Ham, don't interrupt me anymore, ham Stuff.
(24:33):
Ham, don't interrupt me anymore.
Ham stuffing, mac and cheese.
Ugh, Ugh, what Mac and cheese?
Hey, those are the three numberones.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
You can have that any time of the year.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Anybody's going to pick that?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
You can have mac and cheese any time of the year.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
The majority of America and whoever else listens
to this just awesome podcast isgoing to agree with g.
But look, I'll give you onething on the turkey if they cook
the turkey correctly yeah ifit's, if it's deep pitted, if
it's fried, if it's juicy ashell, cool.
(25:08):
But if it's your mom's or mymom's or anybody else's turkey,
that's dry as hell.
I don't want that shit.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
No.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
And plus, if it has that tripitin in it or whatever,
make you go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
That's the best part.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
No.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
It's like nice little nap.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Now here I'm going to ask you something.
Ask me, baby, something, ask mebaby, do any of your family
members go on the quote-unquotethanksgiving walk before they
come back to the house and eat?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
no, I've never heard of that you don't know the
thanksgiving walk like we usedto go for a run no, you go,
smoke weed oh no, I've neverheard of that yeah, because you
get the munchies right.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
So you so you leave, you go smoke and then you come
back and you destroy the table.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
No, I've never heard of that.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I'm trying it this year.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I don't know, we're not a drug family.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
What, what the fuck?
Just because I'm going to tryit this year means I came from a
drug family.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
No, I'm just saying what am I in the cartels now
Fucking Guero Coleros?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
No, I like I said like De Sinaloa Guero Colero de
Sinaloa.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Babe, you don't even know what that is.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, it's the white asshole from Sinaloa, is it not?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Okay, baby, let's move on.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Well, tell me what it is.
Enlighten me, educate me, don'tbelittle me.
Educate me I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
It's translated correctly.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
yes, oh, so I did translate, so I do know what the
fuck I'm saying in Spanish.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
It's translated correctly, but that's not really
what it means.
I don't care, that's fuck.
I'm saying in Spanish.
It's translated correctly, butthat's not really what it means,
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
That's what I want it to mean, and that's what it
means.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Culelo means like you're a pussy.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Culelo is an asshole.
It's a culo.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
I know, but it's translated like a pussy.
No, it's not translated.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Spanish is a very, very, very Next to English.
I Next to English.
I mean English is probably thenumber one bastardized language
in the world.
That makes no fucking sense.
Spanish is number two and I'mgoing to tell you I think we've
already talked about this onthis podcast it's the fact that
(27:29):
you guys talk about somethingand then describe it afterwards
words like if I'm gonna file apolice report and I'm gonna say
that a car hit me, I am going totell the police officer it was
a red car.
Now, caro rojo the fuck itdoesn't sound.
I'm not gonna go to the policeand say, hey, a car red hit me.
(27:50):
That that doesn't make no sense.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
It's Spanish.
It doesn't make sense inSpanish If you say rojo carro.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Yeah, it does.
No, it doesn't.
That's correct.
I'm bringing it.
I'm bringing it.
No, I am going to get on some.
The English language is thehardest language.
I'm going to get on me someRosetta Stones or something.
I'm going to start speakingSpanish the correct way and
everybody can laugh.
I'm tired of all these.
(28:22):
Well, it could be this, itcould be that.
Well, it means this.
If you do it like this, itmeans this.
If you do it like that.
No, that's too much.
Look, motherfucker, the car isred.
Okay, it was a red car.
Un carro ro that?
No, that's too much.
Look, motherfucker, the car'sred.
Okay, it was a red car.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Un carro rojo.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
No, rojo carro.
No, it doesn't make sense.
Bendejo, alright, hey, howabout this?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
What.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Um, holiday?
Um, I always struggle with thisword, remembering it for some
reason.
Yeah, uh, it's when you andyour family do something every
year.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Tradition Tradition.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Tradition, traditions .
What family traditions do youhave for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Um, everybody cooking together.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Everybody cooks.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Everybody cooks Like everybody does something right
thanksgiving um, everybodycooking together.
Everybody cooks.
Everybody cooks like.
Everybody does something rightlike, and we're all at mom's
house who's the worst cook inthe family?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
there isn't one no, does jesse suck?
Okay, it would be just see,then how did I know that and why
did I have to ask twice?
Hey j Jesse, your food sucks mydude.
No, it doesn't.
You don't know that?
You can't cook, for shit,apparently.
And I am not eating a singleone of your fucking Thanksgiving
sides that you're bringing tothe.
(29:44):
You're not invited to thecookout, homie.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I'm sure he knows how to do some good stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
What like bring potato chips.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
But I wouldn't trust him to cook the turkey.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Would you trust him to cook stuffing?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
No.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Okay, well, I mean that shit comes in a fucking box
.
If you fuck that up, youretarded.
Okay, oh yeah, and I read.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Who's the best cook in your family?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
The best cook.
It's me.
Stop it.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Shit read who's the best cook in your family.
The best cook it's me, stop it,shit.
I think it's grandma.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
It's mom.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Your mom.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Better than your grandma?
No, it was my grandma.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
But grandma's not around anymore, so now it's mom
I know, but and then guess whoit's going to be.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
We're talking about who it's gonna be me, me, me
cook a steak better than me.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Then we'll talk you do cook delicious, I'll stick to
my sides and you can cook thesteak all day.
That's a deal.
I'm getting hungry right now.
You know what I'm gonna ordertonight what baby I'm gonna
order that um chicken curry udonagain.
How are you?
Do you want some, or do youwant something else?
Speaker 1 (30:50):
um, um, I don't know, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Chicken curry udon Real quick.
I was introduced to chickencurry udon in Stockton,
california, on March Lane,across from the March Clinic,
with Dr Leon Leon Leon Um dude's, 90 years old.
I was training him.
(31:14):
He's a doctor up there and hewas seeing 10, 15 patients a day
.
Still he went into his officeon his lunch, put his sneakers
on, walked around the facilityaround the block.
He stayed young, he stayedyoung.
But anyways, he took me over to.
I think it was technically asushi place and I'm not huge on
(31:37):
sushi.
So I was looking around at whatelse they had and they had some
soups or whatever, and chickencurry sounded good to me, kind
of hearty, kind of warm, kind oflittle flavor, little spice,
little, everything right.
And every time I went toStockton afterwards I got
chicken curry udon.
Well, we were sitting here theother night and I was like man,
I really wish Bakersfield had achicken curry udon.
(32:00):
So my fat lazy ass gets on UberEats as usual, throwing all my
money away, and I type inchicken curry udon and a spot
pops up.
I ordered it and it was bangingwas good, it was banging do you
remember what it was called?
(32:20):
chicken curry?
Udon, no, the place yeah, Iknow what chicken curry udon is
called.
What's wrong with you?
I just talked about it no well,don't they have some order,
history or something on they?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
should.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
order.
Yeah, I ordered it.
I don't know where the orderhistory is on account.
Maybe I don't know.
Account Set up.
I don't know where it's at.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Type in Chicken Udon hey, slow your roll.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Oh, it's called.
It's from a shop called TenguRamen, t-e-n-g-u Tengu Ramen and
they are over.
Oh, we got to talk about Roxytoo, but they are over.
Let me find out where they'reat for you guys.
They're on coffee.
They're over on Coffee Road.
It's a Japanese ramen sushispot and it's called Tengu Ramen
(33:14):
and Chicken Curry Udon.
Order it, you'll love it.
I won't give you money if youdon't love it, but you will love
it, so order it.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
You have to like curry.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
I'm not going to give people money if they don't like
it, because then that's whatthey're exactly going to do.
They're going to go over there,they're going to order.
That's what they're exactlythey're gonna do.
They're gonna go over there,they're gonna order it, or
they're gonna claim they orderedit, tasted it, ate it.
They're gonna tell me theydidn't like it and then they're
gonna want like 15 bucks for meto like reimburse them for their
, their troubles, when I knowtheir shady asses loved it and
they're just they need gas moneyor something if only, if only.
(33:49):
It costs 15 dollars yeah, it waslike 19 bucks or something.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, it's pretty expensive.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Hey, but it's good.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
But it was yummy.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
I'm ordering it.
Hey, we got a new dog.
We got another new dog After Iwas told that we will never get
another dog again after we tookin a dog that kind of tore our
place apart while we were goneone day.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
He was a homeless dog .
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Well, yeah, he was homeless so he wasn't used to
being in a confined in a roomright Indoors, so that was
partly our fault.
Probably Should have kept himoutdoors or acclimated him
better or whatnot.
But yeah, he tore up our wholehouse.
Shit everywhere Ran around inthe shit, put shit up all on the
walls with the paws andeverything chewed up, door frame
(34:37):
, all kinds of shit.
So he had to go and we had areal bad experience.
Yeah, but one of marion'sco-workers had rottweiler
puppies.
Well, her dog had rottweilerpuppies.
What's your name, alessandra?
lissandra yeah lissandra yeah,hey lissandra, I'm sorry girl,
(34:58):
I'm not accusing you of havingrottweiler puppies.
I know your babies had puppies,so lissandra yeah, she's so
sweet.
Um, yeah, that's pretty cool sowe went over there, picked her
up.
We didn't know what we weregoing to name her.
We went straight oh, we gotsome raw stories too.
I don't know if we can tellthem, uh, but anyways.
(35:20):
Um, we went straight over toross picked up stuff, for the
puppy came home.
Don't look at me like I'm crazy, like you don't know what I'm
talking about girl, you said rawstories.
I was like okay ross, what'swrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
you don't hear you don't cleanthem ears for somebody that gets
(35:42):
q-tips after every shower andhas little eargasms with her
q-tips.
You need to listen better well,anyways, she's a sweetheart
yeah, so she's, uh, eight weeksold now.
(36:03):
Uh, she's a little girl, she'sa little one.
She's our only female dog sofar.
We have male dogs.
Our big roddy max has alreadytaken to her and you know he's
nice to her, nice enough.
She bothers him and he doesn'tknow that that's going to be the
love of his life one day.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
No, he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
He doesn't know it now, but currently it's just an
annoyance for him.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
That's why we had to get her.
We had to get her for Max.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Well, that motherfucker's acting up too.
I've about had it with thisshit.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
But we still love him , yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I still love you too.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
I don't act up.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Oh, my God.
You act up, you're the actiestof all actor uppers Híjole.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Yeah, if you wouldn't do bad things, then I wouldn't
act up.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
I don't do anything wrong, mm-hmm, all right.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
So Christmas is coming up.
You're my favorite person inthe whole world.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
I'm lucky.
Yeah, you're lucky.
You found somebody like me,woman Shit.
I'm full of myself.
I know what I brings to thetable.
Christmas is coming up.
I don't think it's going to bea huge Christmas, but we now
have a very big window in thefront of our house that we will
(37:17):
have a very grand tree in frontof.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Oh yeah, I've already looked on Amazon.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
I know you have.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, I'm probably going to spend a couple hundred.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Oh, it's okay for you to spend money.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
It's Christmas, babe.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Oh, yeah, yeah, Okay.
So is it okay for me to spendmoney too?
Then no, it's.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Christmas babe, If it's for the tree.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
No, it's for us, it's for the house, it's for our
kids, it's for me, it's for you.
It's stuff that we need.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
We need.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
We don't need nothing Like the Mickey Mouse from Home
Depot no.
If anybody listens in on this.
I need a Mickey Mouse from HomeDepot.
He is four feet tall, he isanimatronic electronic.
He has a little button.
He says all the crazy.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Hi, that's.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Mickey, all the all the Mickey Mouse antidotes.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
He's adorable.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah, so we need to pick him up, but he's 200 bucks
and he's been sold outrepeatedly.
And then when we go over there,we're on Echale ourselves,
we're on empty.
We ain't got no money.
We're getting something to fixthe damn house or something, and
of course it was in stock whenwe didn't have any money.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
We had money, but it was like ugh.
It's alright.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
It's alright.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
It's alright, it's like do you eat or do we buy the
Mickey Mouse?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Hey, ramen, beans, rice, you know, we can make it
by for a little while.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
We're good, we're always good.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Something always comes up and we're good.
Well, I'm sure we are missingstuff.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
We're good, we're always good.
We can make it for a while.
Something always comes up andwe're good.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Well, I'm sure we are missing stuff.
We are right at 40 minutes andwe're probably going to keep it
to about 40, 45.
All right, so we'll probablycall this podcast shortly, but
we got about five more minutesto think of some things that we
want to go over and talk about.
Anything come to mind.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Anything funny we've been dealing with.
Our neighbors are no longeridiots.
Oh yeah, when we first moved inthey tried to be a little
disrespectful, a little stuffhere and there, but we went over
(39:47):
there and we put a stop to itreally quick.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
I know one.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
You know one what.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
What we could talk about.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
What do you want to talk about, since we're still?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
talking about kind of holidays and stuff.
What is everybody's favoriteholiday movie?
Like must watch.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Oh, you know what?
Yeah, we talked about that theother day and some people's
little, their little list for mepersonally was way out of line.
It was not in any kind of greatorder.
So I'll ask you for your topthree christmas movies.
(40:24):
I already know one of them mytop three.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Okay, so the grinch all right the grinch.
I have to watch the Grinch.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
I'm with you, jim Carrey the Grinch, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Home Alone.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Absolutely Either one or two, because both are great.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yes, they are great.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Not all.
Not all.
That's not called a rerun.
What the hell is it Remake orwhat is it?
When.
What's the second movie called?
Speaker 1 (40:55):
I don't know Sequel yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Not all sequels are bad.
Most of them are, but HomeAlone sequel is bomb, yeah, okay
, so you got the Grinch and HomeAlone.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
The Grinch Home Alone .
And then there's well, I love-.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Pick one last one.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
I love one Christmas movie, but it's not really an
authentic Christmas movie.
I'm going to say I like theSanta Claus movies.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Okay, I got to say that I am very, very, very
surprised by your answers.
Very surprised because there isno heaven sent in there.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
I love that movie, Like I love it, but it's not
really authentic.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
What do you mean?
It's not authentic.
That's Christmas written allover it.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
It's not something that I watched when I was a
little girl.
I watch this now that I'm grown.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
So I'm right in line with you.
Grinch and Home Alone, thoseare two tops.
The third one for me it's areal old one.
A lot of people may not agree,but it's A Wonderful Life.
It's a black old one.
A lot of people may not agree,but it's a wonderful life.
It's a black and white.
I think they have some color init.
I think it's half black andwhite, half color.
I don't remember.
It's an oldie.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
It's an old, old, old movie, but it's a great story.
It's a great movie.
Okay, now I'm gonna ask you forthree movies that are
quote-unquote christmas moviesbut are not quote-unquote
christmas movies.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I'll start okay, go ahead, so you can give me kind
of okay, die hard okay die hardis a christmas movie.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
It happens during christmas in nakatomi plaza,
with christmas trees andpresents and all kinds of shit,
all right.
So die hard is a christmasmovie.
You know what another christmasmovie is that people don't
realize?
Gremlins, uh-huh, gremlins is achristmas movie.
That that mugwai or whateverthe thing's called grim, what's
(42:56):
he called?
I don't know what's that littlegremlin called, what?
Speaker 1 (43:01):
did they name?
Speaker 2 (43:02):
him.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Furry, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Oh my God.
No, we're going to have to lookup gremlins.
What was his name?
Gremlins?
Gremlins, it's a mogwai, butwhat is the mogwai's name?
(43:28):
Oh Gizmo.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Oh, Gizmo.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Gizmo, gizmo, gizmo.
So that is a Christmas movie.
Third one, I don't know, know,but those two for sure I like
those during christmas for somereason.
How about you?
Speaker 1 (43:47):
I don't know, I don't know any of them baby like that
, like I don't know movies thatwere like oh, they were just
movies that had christmas partsin them.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
I think you are you.
I think you have to put in likenational lampoons um, you might
even have to put harold andkumar oh yeah, that's a good one
, that's a good christmas movieum elf yeah um, uh, what's the
santa claus or santa claus.
You have all the s Claus movies.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
I like all the Santa Claus ones.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
And then, oh, Bad Santa.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Bad Santa.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
I don't care what you say.
Bad Santa is a Christmas movie.
It's the one with Billy BobThornton and the little black
midget.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Oh, I think I know yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
And he has a little fat kid that he uses his house
and treats like shit, he's adrunk, he's belligerent, they're
smoking everything.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
It is funny, it's a hilarious movie.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Yeah, highly inappropriate, but very
hilarious.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
I wasn't too big of a fan of Violent Christmas.
Remember that one.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
That's too gory for me.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah, that's ridiculous.
How about what's that othermovie?
Uh, krampus, the scarychristmas movie with the little
demon, or whatever?
Krampus, no, never seen that.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Or uh, adam sandler, eight crazy nights, or something
you know what movie I'm not abig fan of and I'm probably
going to get a lot of hate forthis movie.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yes, I already know you're going to get hate.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
A lot of hate for this I'm going to give you hate
for it.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (45:24):
The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Oh, animation.
How about the Night Before?
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
I like that one Anthony Mackie and Seth Rogan.
And what is it?
Gordon love hewitt or something?
No, I don't know.
Yeah, that's a great one.
That's a black saxophone well,what about?
Speaker 1 (45:46):
okay, let's go.
Let's go to animation now.
What is your favorite cartoonymovie?
Speaker 2 (45:54):
for christmas.
Yeah, oh man.
Um, it's hard for me.
I go peanuts uh-huh garfielduh-huh uh, kind of those the
ones.
But uh, I don't know ifeverybody knows this or has
recognized this or has seen thison social media over the years
or whatnot, but charlie brownwas a racist ass cartoon.
It was.
(46:14):
Oh jesus christ, if you googlecharlie brown thanksgiving and
you just look at the pictures ongoogle, they're having a
thanksgiving feast, right, allof the kids are on one side of
the table.
There's a black kid on theother side of the table I never
noticed that yeah, it's, it'ssad that is so sad but it's like
(46:35):
the you know, the times, righttimes have changed.
But at that point in time, youknow, I guess it was
semi-innocent or something atthat point in time.
But yeah, I don't, I have ahard time with it.
You know, that's because we, askids, we don't um see that, we
don't see that, we don't evenrecognize.
I didn't notice that until Iwas a 40-year-old man and I seen
(46:58):
it on Instagram or Facebook andpeople talked about hey, has
anybody ever noticed that theblack kid is sitting by himself
on the other side of the table?
Speaker 1 (47:07):
That's so sad.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Yeah, and we don't know that while we're growing up
we don't see that.
I don't know if it's.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Yeah, let's see I like the mickey mouse ones and
mickey christmas oh the mickeychristmases yeah, I know I'm
probably missing christmas uh,animations and then the other
one scrooge how about the oldclaymation ones with the santa
(47:39):
claus and the reindeer and theabominable snowman and like all
the goofy claymation?
Yeah, yeah uh the cob pipe, youknow, mr uh frosty the snowman
yes with the cob pipe frosty wassmoking.
Back in the days this dude wasice, he was snow and he was
(47:59):
smoking a pipe.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
And you don't even know what was in the pipe yeah a
lot of things we don't see andrecognize and realize that we're
watching when we're, when we'reyoung kid like even now, like
if you watch like the Simpsons,like how much like adult content
(48:22):
it had, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
My mom did not want me to watch the Simpsons for
quite a while because shethought it would be a bad, like
a bad influence on me or give meideas, or maybe she thought I
was gonna be, uh, bart simpsonhimself, you know, I mean the
bad one which I was, I guess youwere bad.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
I don't think you were bad baby it got there.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
I think by the time I was in sixth grade it started
going downhill yeah yeah butthere you know like there's a
whole bunch going on in life atthe time.
Nothing I'm going to blame on,you know yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
What else do we got?
Do we have anything else?
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Just holidays like holiday parties.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
We were talking about traditions with Christmas.
A lot of people get Chinesefood on Christmas and I believe
it was a Jewish tradition.
I believe it was originally aJewish tradition.
I could be incorrect.
I apologize if I am, but a lotof people will go out and eat
Chinese food on Christmas Eve.
I believe it's a traditionalthing.
(49:39):
I'm all about traditions,though.
I like to build those with youand with the family and with our
girls and even friends andeverything else.
Traditions for me.
I want to say the moretraditions that you have, the
easier it is to keep going whenthings get hard yeah you have
(49:59):
something to look forward to.
For me, that's very important ohyeah especially you know people
who struggle with mental healthand everything else, and you
know my dad's birthday justpassed and you know it's a
holiday season.
This shit kind of sucks a littlebit right yeah um yeah, mom's
bar yeah, and I feel like themore traditions you have, it
(50:22):
keeps you busy.
It keeps you with something tolook forward to, something to do
, some hope right when all elseyou know everything else is shit
in your life.
Thanksgiving comes up or atradition comes up and you get
to.
You know, go be with family andfeel love and things that we
(50:44):
need, especially when we'restruggling.
Yeah, I like that Traditions,especially when you're
struggling.
I think that's about it.
For this little podcast todayWe've went about 50 minutes.
It's been a very long timesince we've got to talk to you
(51:05):
guys, post, do anything likethat.
Um, we are back on track.
We do have some time now.
Things are finally settlingdown.
Wedding season is going to cometo an end here in another month
or two.
Yeah, we're going to haveChristmas parties and stuff like
that.
They're going to be coming upand, yeah, those are going to be
miserably cold if they'reoutside.
(51:27):
But you know, get the partygoing, get people dancing and
warm up.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
You have a nice heated jacket.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Yeah, you know when I had to go to wisconsin last
year, last year, this year, oh,last year.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
It's been almost a year now during this time
wisconsin's freezing.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
It's a different kind of cold, colder than I've ever
been in beckersfield period.
So, yeah, you bought me thatjacket with that battery pack
that has like coils all in itand warms up, heats up.
That thing gets super hot,though you got to put it on low
or you got to actually be reallyfreezing to want to have it on
super hot all the time.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
But you can turn it off and when you feel cold turn
it back on.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Yeah, and it's insulated, so the heat stays in
there for the most part.
You probably want to keep acouple of them battery packs
charged, because it does gothrough them.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
Yeah, especially if you have it on high.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
What else we got?
We got the fart blaster.
So I didn't know anything aboutthis thing and I'm minding my
business, I'm working, I'mworking on the house, I'm doing
whatever you know we both are.
But Marion comes home and sheshows me this video of this
little gun that shoots out thispuff of air.
It looks like a circle, itlooks like somebody's blowing a
(52:44):
circle of air, and they havedifferent liquids that you can
put in a gun.
Speaker 1 (52:51):
And one of them smells like shit.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
And it's a?
What is it A Minions thing?
Yes, it came from the MinionsDespicable.
Me it's a.
What is it a minions thing?
Yes, it came from the minionsdespicable me it's a fart
blaster um so fun.
Yeah, it's funny.
It's funny to see the littlering of smoke come out of it and
shoot towards somebody and itstink and reactions and faces.
We also got a real life hangman.
(53:14):
The real life hangman's reallycool.
It hangs literally by his headand it's all magnetized.
You have a magnetized head,magnetized torso, magnetized
arms and legs, and the very lastleg it has a little bit of
extra weight to it.
So it, once you attach it, yeah, your hangman collapses and you
(53:39):
lose.
But we have a whole bunch ofgames.
We we got like 3d, tetris anddominoes, all kinds of who knows
, and we like our games.
We we just bought the newlotteria game from costco.
We haven't even opened it upyet, but it looks fancy as shit
I know and it was super cheap itwas.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
It was like 10 bucks, I think.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Yeah, super cheap at Costco.
Oh yeah, we got a Costcomembership because, hey, we have
to have a Costco membership.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
Oh, we have to have exclusive Executive.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Listen, listen if anybody knows me which you do
anything, we do, we do, we docorrectly, yeah, we come
correctly, we dive in full on.
So, yeah, we got the bestmembership we can get but you
know what?
Speaker 1 (54:26):
we've been there quite a bit of times.
I don't know if you noticed onthe app, we're already getting
money back are we yeah, it'sgonna pay for our next year's
membership.
It says, or something like thatI don't know, but we already
accumulated like 40 bucks well,because you spend a lot of money
there we both do no, I don't,no, I do not, I absolutely do
not.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
I don't think I've bought a single thing from
costco hey, do you not eat thefood?
Speaker 1 (54:52):
sure but I can buy that same food at the dollar
store.
I had to get these ornaments.
They were just a must have.
We love Christmas.
We really do love Christmas.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
Oh, and they have a nice like bronzed fire pit there
that we're wanting to pick up.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
I know.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
It's like one of those arrow.
What's the other one?
The arrow stove, or something.
The's like one of those arrow.
What's the other one?
The arrow stove, or something?
The smokeless one, but it's abig bronzed one with indents all
over it.
Speaker 1 (55:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
Yeah, really nice.
We got a whole bunch of patiofurniture.
Uh-huh, got a bunch of patiofurniture.
We got the yard getting workedon in the back.
You know we pulled out 300bricks from the ground in the
yard that we did not know werethere.
That at some point or anotherwas probably a pad for you know
some old people to sit on, orsomething yeah dug all those out
(55:48):
, practically gave them away.
I'm glad she came and pickedthem up robin, thank you,
appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
Thank you um started.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (55:54):
Appreciate you, Thank you Started rototilling, we got
a billion Ryobi tools andluckily we do because we have
been doing a lot of DIY stuffand building a lot and fixing a
lot and just making this placereal homely.
And with that we're 56 minutesin.
I'm starving.
I want my chicken curry udon.
(56:16):
Everybody go to what is itTingo?
Speaker 1 (56:19):
Tingo.
Speaker 2 (56:20):
Tingo.
Speaker 1 (56:21):
It's not Tingo, that's Spanish.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
I didn't say Tango, it's not Tango.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
There's a word in Spanish called Tingo.
Speaker 2 (56:28):
Of course there is, and you probably go Tingo Rojo,
so, like fucking man, it's allbackwards.
Anyway, I have red, I have red,what?
That's what you said.
I have red, see, red, I have.
That's what I said.
With rojo, tango red, I haveall right, all right, y'all
(56:49):
appreciate you guys.
I hope you listen in, I hope youenjoy it.
Uh, you know, just a randombunch of random stuff that's
going on with our life and ourbusinesses and things of that
nature, and it's just somethingfun for us to get on and talk
shit and hang out and hopefullyget some interaction with you
guys.
You know we like the comments,we like when you leave feedback,
(57:09):
we like little text messageshere and there.
You know, laughing at snippetsand whatever it may be.
But we are going to put a closeto this podcast and we will be
back next week along with theBlue Slide Park podcast.
The Most Dope podcast will alsobe back next week, probably
most likely with guests Ilflowand Dos Muchos.
(57:33):
Yeah muchos, yeah, and thenwe're going to be expanding that
and bringing in as many otherpeople that we can from the dj
entertainment, wedding planning,coordinating, just anything
that has to do with photo boostin our entertainment business
and djing yeah so, uh, with thatI'm out.
Peace, love you.
Treat each other right yes.
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