May 22, 2024 • 66 mins
Ever wondered what goes into the perfect bubble waffle or the secret behind a mouth-watering pineapple mango fresca? Join us as we gush over the culinary magic at the Sweet Shack, managed by the ever-impressive Savannah. We swap stories about Pop Pop's legendary pizza crust and the fierce debate over Fuego's tacos versus their fries. Spoiler alert: the fries win! As we navigate some mic troubles, we also let you in on our exciting Havana night plans, complete with LED lights and a pineapple-themed decor, and share a hilarious tangent about the potential mishaps of placing an upside-down pineapple in a shopping cart.
Prepping for a big event is no small feat, and we're laying it all out for you. From setting up LED and string lights to the logistics of balloon arrivals, we cover every detail of our upcoming Friday night bash at the 1933 Lounge. Laugh along with us as we recount the trials and tribulations of transforming the lounge into a dance floor, coordinating bartenders and security, and ensuring our guests get the immersive Havana experience we envision. We sprinkle in some anecdotes from a recent event at Monji Gardens, aiming to recreate that same magical atmosphere.
Finally, we take a nostalgic journey down memory lane with a fun twist—a Havana-themed Halloween bash inspired by the vibrant 1950s era. Imagine costume contests, fruit basket headpieces, and DJing tales that will have you in stitches. As we wrap up, we muse over the impact of media, share personal business updates, and indulge in lighthearted late-night banter. From admiring youthful ambition to dreaming about the future of our podcast, this episode is a celebration of friendship, fun, and a shared passion for creating memorable experiences.
Thank you for tuning in to this episode of Blue Slide Serenade: Tales from Two Hearts. We hope you enjoyed the journey as much as we did sharing it with you. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review our podcast on your favorite platform. Stay connected with us on social media for updates, behind-the-scenes content, and more. Until next time, keep the adventure alive and let your heart be serenaded.
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Gordy B (00:06):
Welcome to the Queen Bees Podcast and the Gordy Bees
Podcast.
Let's go, all right, we're live, we're live.
What are we going to talk about?
I don't know?
(00:26):
The Sweet Shack.
Let's talk about the SweetShack.
Savannah Savannah's running theSweet Shack.
Yeah, it was pretty good it was.
It was yummy.
She has a soft opening going on.
Yeah, a pre-soft opening.
Yes, yeah, it's not even a softopening yet, it's a pre-soft
(00:47):
opening.
What did we order?
Bubble waffle, yeah, fresca.
Yes, the pineapple mango.
It was so yummy and it had likelittle mango skin in it.
Yes, yes, it was so yummy.
Yeah.
And then we had Pop Pop's pizza.
Yes, great crust.
(01:09):
Yes, crust was great.
It was crunchy but soft on theinside.
It was yummy.
It was super light.
Yes, it wasn't heavy.
It wasn't a heavy crust.
There was a lot of air in thecrust.
I think, yeah, if I don't havea thin crust, I have to have
that type of crust, because Idon't like a lot of bread, you
don't.
(01:32):
And then we had a few tacos.
Yes, those were always good.
Fuego's tacos are always good.
Fuego's tacos versus Fuego'sfries oh, that's a hard one.
I love Fuego's fries.
I'm going to go with Fuegofries all the time.
(01:52):
See, I got to go with Fuegofries too, because I like
potatoes, right, I like fries,right.
I feel like I'm getting a lot offeedback on your mic.
Are you A lot of air?
I think it's from the fan.
Will you turn the fan off realquick?
Yeah, that cord might make it,I don't know.
(02:13):
Just don't yank anything offthe table.
Oh, yeah, I think it's thatfirst one.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, yeah, the first one Girl.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, thisfirst one.
Yeah, the first one Girl.
You hit the second one.
I told you the first.
You asked me for the second.
Can we turn that TV down too?
Oh, okay, let me see, let mejust go do that.
(02:36):
Oh, do you want me to go aheadand be assertive and say Look,
woman, go turn the motherfuckingTV down now?
Right, I asked, at least I wasnice.
Yeah, well, well, you werecloser, let's go, let's go.
So we're probably going to haveto do some adjustments on these
(03:00):
mics, on these mics.
I just have a lot of feedbackin my headphones here and I feel
like everybody listening to ourpodcast is going to hear all of
this ambient noise.
Yeah, I hear it too.
It's like a little, almost likea little coffee pot, like that
(03:25):
whistle, yeah, it's whistle,yeah, and it's only one in three
that are live right now.
Me and you and these ones don'tmatter.
That's your headphone volume,okay, so you can adjust number
three if you want to.
If it's too loud or, yeah, notloud enough, you can adjust it.
But but I do hear that, yeah,that kind of sucks.
(03:46):
We'll just have to figure that.
I seen that video, one of thevideos on YouTube, and the guy
was went into all these settingsin here and started changing
like attack and S, the letter S.
(04:10):
Apparently it creates a noiseor something, s, s and it chops
it off, like there's a settingin here to where the S won't
carry S.
It'll be more crisp, like theother letters, letters.
See what I'm talking about.
(04:31):
We got all these LED lights forour Havana night Friday.
That's going to be a lot of fun.
That'll look really pretty onall the tabletops.
Yeah, I think so.
Bring some color pops.
We'll do that.
(04:53):
We'll get some up lights andthen whatever lights 1933 has
working.
The color lights yeah.
Photo booth we got those string.
Pineapple light strings yeah,we got those too.
Pineapple light strings, Idon't know.
Yeah, open that one.
I don't know about these.
(05:15):
Why?
Because I already feel likethis whole salsa club is kind of
a swinger affair.
Stop, I'm telling you, hey,group dancing.
Salsa Club is kind of a swingeraffair.
Stop, I'm telling you, hey,group dancing.
How close is group dancing togroup fucking Babe?
Oh gosh what.
It's very classy, if you knowthat, I know I'm just fucking
(05:39):
with them.
But pineapples, you know, oh,that's just tropical have been
known.
We'll make sure we put none ofthem upside down To be outside
some swingers' houses, on someflags, on their little door, but
they have to be upside down Ontheir doormat.
(06:00):
But look, let me ask yousomething.
What?
Me and you go to Winco, yeah,minding our own business.
Sure, I decide I want a fuckingpineapple, I want some
pineapple, right, yeah?
So I go grab a pineapple out ofthe produce section.
I set it down in our cart,unbeknownst to me, upside down.
(06:24):
You can't put a pineapple upsidedown unless you do it on
purpose.
No, how come?
Because it leaves.
No, you can just toss it inthere, it'll sit upside down in
something.
It will not sit upside down,baby, it'll lay down.
If you have a bunch ofgroceries already in your cart
and you toss a pineapple into it, there's a strong likelihood
(06:49):
that it would at least be on itsside.
No, yes, no.
Pineapples don't just havebuoyancy like a buoy and they
just stand up.
They will fall over.
You know that, right, yeah,okay.
So now look, we're minding ourown business, me and you, okay,
shopping in Winco, doing ourthing, picking up food.
(07:12):
I decide I want a watermelon,shit A pineapple.
I decide I want a pineapple.
I toss it in the cart, notpaying attention, and it flops
over on its side, okay, and theneventually ends up upside down.
Sure, right, okay, whatever,what do you mean?
(07:34):
Whatever?
Listen, it could happen.
Okay, okay.
And then what?
And then somebody startsfollowing us around the grocery
store, okay, trying to figure usout, right, like, are these
motherfuckers swingers?
Okay, did they accidentally putthe pineapple in and it fell
over and went upside down, untilyou turn around and say look,
(07:54):
motherfucker, why are youfollowing us around?
I don't think anybody would bethat stupid to follow us around.
Okay, okay, okay, now don't getmad at me for this one, okay,
but what if it's like a bigtitty girl?
(08:15):
Titties all out, booty all out?
You know, just kind of kind of,you know, showing some skin,
right?
Am I going to turn around andtell that bitch, hey, what the
fuck Can I help you?
No, I guess that would be you.
I mean, if it was a dude I'd belike, hey, motherfucker, can I
(08:39):
help you?
Okay.
And then when you do ask thefemale or the male, can I help
you?
What the fuck's your problem?
Right, what are you doing?
And they say well, you know, Iseen you had a pineapple in your
cart.
I'm like so what?
Man Like I don't know, I knownothing about no pineapples.
Man Like, if you don't know the.
If you're innocent, right, yeah.
(09:01):
If you're innocent, right, yeah.
If you have no idea that upsidedown, pineapples mean swinger
lingo, right.
Then I wouldn't know what thefuck the guy was talking about
and I would get irritated, I'dget pissed off.
I went with it.
Why do you care how?
I have my fucking pineapple inmy cart?
Yeah, are the juices going tofucking go to the bottom or
something?
And like, no, nothing's goingto happen.
(09:22):
So you know, a lot of peopledon't know about the whole
swinger thing, right, yeah.
And then, how the fuck are wetalking about swingers?
I don't know, because you havepineapples in your hand.
Oh yeah, pineapple lights.
I don't have real pineapples, Ihave pineapple string lights,
(09:43):
leds.
These are going to be realbeautiful out.
Yeah, they are Out and about onthe railing at 1933.
And it'll set a vibe, you know,it'll set a, it'll be nice.
Yeah, I hope you know.
Hopefully a lot of people showup.
But do you know, not onlypineapples are in swinger
communities.
What now, babe?
(10:04):
Loofahs, loofahs, loofahs Iswear to God, loofahs.
And each colored loofah meanssomething else.
There's only one colored loofah.
What Don't you have loofahs inyour bathroom that you wash and
scrub with?
Oh, that kind of loofah Apurple one and a pink one and a
blue one and a pink one and ablue one and a green one and a
brown one.
(10:24):
They come in all kinds ofdifferent colors.
Well, apparently, okay, whatcolor, babe?
How do you know so much aboutswinging?
First of all, listen,motherfucker, I don't swing,
first and foremost.
You hope not.
So I know about swingingbecause I talk to a lot of
people, I have clients.
I talk to a lot of people, Ihave clients.
(10:45):
I talk to clients all the timeand talk about anything and
everything, and probably talkedabout pineapples at some point.
Right, and be like hey, did youknow this shit right?
Am I the only one that didn'tknow this?
Am I naive, right?
And one of my clients told meabout loofahs and each loofah.
(11:09):
Let's pull this shit up realquick.
What are we gonna?
Google search Loofah, loofah,swingers.
Yeah, hey, right.
The first fucking result.
It's called the Villages,florida's friendliest hometown.
(11:30):
It had to fucking come fromflorida.
You know all the crazy shithappens in florida.
Okay, all right.
So a white loofah is fornovices and beginners.
A purple loofah is a voyeur andpeople who like to watch.
(11:55):
I'm not lying, this shit'sright here.
I'm telling you.
A pink loofah is a soft swapPeople who like to do it with
others in the room.
That's like full-on swinger, Iguess.
Like, what's a soft swap?
I have no idea.
Like only, I will only allowyour wife to have sex with me,
(12:18):
but you can't, your husbandcan't, have sex with my wife,
right?
What is a soft swap, right?
I don't know enough about thisshit.
Blue, lowest level of full swapthose who can play well with
(12:39):
others.
Yellow that's a mid-level swapFor those who want to have fun,
but still nervous.
You know, intrepidation little.
I don't know if I want your mantouching my balls.
Um, black is a full swap.
(13:00):
Those who say what the hell,let it all go.
They say what the hell, let itall go.
They say what the hell, andthey do it.
That's a black, that's a fullswap.
Like we're all just fucking.
Let your balls touch my balls.
I don't care.
Like sword swapping and shitSwords crossing.
You know your sword, yeah,uh-uh.
(13:21):
No sword swaps or no swordcrossing.
Teal B those who want toincrease their dating chances.
So if you find yourself in thevillages, you will no doubt see
lufas attached to cars.
This is a friendly guide, soyou don't make the same mistake
(13:46):
I did.
So.
I don't know, I didn't click onthis, but I guess this person
probably has a uh, a story totell where they went to fucking
the villages in florida,wherever the hell that is, and
somebody probably seen a loofahon somebody's antenna or
(14:07):
something right, oh, and like,picked it up and took it to the
door of the house and say, hey,you left your loofah outside.
And like, hey, they probablyopened the door naked or
something right, like some somecrazy shit.
He probably just grabbed himand said come in here, baby, oh,
hell, no, we'd be likescreaming help, I'm getting
(14:33):
raped by a couple.
Oh, stupid man.
Oh man.
So we have Friday night, 9 pm,havana night with Stephanie and
(14:54):
Carlos.
Stephanie and Carlos do JustDance Thursdays.
That's their little gig.
It's Thursdays, that's liketheir little gig.
And they said they were goingto have a salsa singer join us.
Yeah, I saw that.
(15:15):
So Stephanie explained it.
As we are DJing and playingsome salsa, some bachata, some
merengue, some cumbias, the guyis going to sing along.
I guess he probably knows quitea bit of the music pretty well.
That'll add a little bit moreof an authenticity thing to it.
(15:38):
It'll feel real authenticbeyond everything that we're
already going to do.
As far as decorations and LEDsand string lights and all the
balloons that you have, when arethose coming?
The balloons will be heretomorrow, wednesday.
Uh-huh, all right, and I have amessage debris out to see if we
(16:00):
can show up early on Thursday.
Yeah, if not, we'll have toearly on Thursday.
Yeah, if not, we'll have to goearly Friday, which is fine.
I think that's enough time.
How long is it going to take youto knock out balloons?
Two hours, probably, a littlebit more than that, oh really,
yeah, all right.
Well, I'll sit there and drinkor something.
You're going to sit there andhelp me.
(16:20):
I'm not blowing up no balloons,girl.
We have a machine.
Stop it.
No, I'm not doing that either.
We have a machine.
I have dainty oh, sure you do.
I have dainty little.
I have dainty skin on my littlehands and fingers.
You have sausage fingers.
You can't tie the balloons.
I ain't got no fucking sausagefingers.
(16:42):
I ain't fat, what the fuck man.
I ain't got no fucking sausagefinger.
I ain't fat, what the fuck man.
I got your goddamn sausagefinger right here, girl.
So I wonder if I don't know thatwe're going to have a line of
people waiting to arrive to comein, right, but I do think we'll
(17:04):
have a constant flow of peoplecoming in post nine o'clock,
probably 9.30.
I think people will co-instituethan that.
Oh, really, yeah, just so theycan find a seat.
Well, if it's anything likelast month's or more or better
(17:25):
or increased, yeah, that wouldbe a wise idea.
They're going to have to come,sit down and get a seat if they
want to be able to sit.
Yeah, because there's only somuch room in the lounge and then
a lot of the tables from themiddle are going to get moved
out to create a quote-unquotedance floor there.
Yeah, I think we're going tohave two bartenders I talked to
(17:50):
Bree and Nate, and one of theother girls, katie or something,
I don't remember her name verywell.
She'll be there.
We won't need security, butobviously we'll have security
there.
They're there by default.
They're good to have.
We don't want some little kidssneaking in.
(18:14):
Yeah, I mean for that portion,right, but as far as the
demographic that's going to bethere Friday night, it's going
to be mature people.
It's going to be older, matureor it's going to be there friday
night.
It's going to be mature people.
Yeah, it's going to be older,mature or it's going to be
younger and mature and acombination.
But mature period, right,they're not going to be.
No goofing around, no horseplay, no bullshit.
(18:35):
No, no fighting.
No, no belligerent drunks andthings like that.
You know, all of these peopleare there to dance.
They're there to have a goodtime.
They're there to have a coupledrinks.
Let loose Some good fun.
Yeah, and hopefully we're ableto transform 1933 Lounge into
(19:02):
kind of like I don't know, Idon't really know how to say it,
but we were just at monjigardens doing the uh, the
wedding there last saturday.
Yeah, it was beautiful and itwas almost like you were
transported.
This a different place, right?
Yes, so hopefully that's theidea is, maybe not this time,
(19:27):
but as we grow and as we developthis, this Latin night, this
Havana night at 1933, hopefullywe'll we are able to transport
people into a different, adifferent place.
Yeah, make it feel like they'rein Havana.
Yeah, make it feel like they'rein Havana.
Yeah, make it feel like they'rein Cuba and and and you know,
(19:50):
um, and I, really I can't waitfor Halloween.
Like I know all these people,they dress up and they bring
their dancing shoes and they doall of those things you know.
Just, but I feel like Halloween.
I mean, we could really dressup Havana.
What era is Havana?
(20:12):
What time period is that?
Is that the 60s?
Is that the Cuban MissileCrisis?
What era is the Havana Nights?
I don't know, but it'd be cool.
Something like a Coco Bongo.
Well, that's all over Cancun,right with Jim Carrey in the
mask, and that's like a realpopular thing.
(20:34):
Yeah, so Havana Knights is setin 1958, during the period
leading up to the CubanRevolution.
Yeah, so we'll be looking at 50sattire.
You know, if we could get ahavana night halloween edition.
You know we could have a, acostume party, like a costume
(20:57):
contest.
Yeah, right, who, what couplelooks the most authentic?
You, who has the best fruitbasket on their head?
Hey, you think somebody willwear one, probably.
I don't see why not Like a realone?
I don't know about a real one.
Will it have an upside downpineapple on it?
I hope not.
It better stay the hell awayfrom us, hey, but they might
(21:21):
find somebody that likes thatkind of thing.
Right To each their own.
Yeah, I'm not one to judge, Idon't care.
Have fun, do your thing.
Saturday no wedding.
So we got a nice littleSaturday off, which, look, when
we do 1933, when we do clubs,when we do parties, when we do
weddings, we don't really getout of hand or anything.
(21:45):
You know, I'm not a heavydrinker.
I might have one drinkthroughout the entire night, and
usually not even that, andusually I won't even eat.
No, simply for the fact that Idon't want to have to go caca
while I'm DJing, like here.
Look one, I don't have anypre-recorded mixes.
(22:08):
Yeah, I don't do that.
Yeah, I probably should createone.
You know that's 30 minutes longor something, because you don't
know how long it's going to takein the bathroom.
You don't know what your gutsare going to do to you, that's
true.
You don't know, you could havesome explosive diarrhea.
Yeah, dumb and dumber, styleJeff Daniels shaking his legs on
(22:32):
the toilet.
That's pretty sad, oh man, hey.
But hey, jim Carrey poured allof that laxative in his drink.
He did.
He was jealous, he was madbecause he was dating that girl.
Yeah, that was his boy.
Yeah, and they still ended upfriends and loved each other and
they got this stupid scooter.
(22:54):
But what's the worst thing whenyou can't find a bathroom?
Shitting on yourself, yeah,what were you going to say?
Because that's not what youwere going to say.
Shitting on yourself is theworst thing.
The worst feeling is not havingthe urge to have to go to the
bathroom and you can't find abathroom.
Yeah, that's pretty terrible.
(23:14):
Or the bathroom is taken,somebody's in it and it's only
one stall, or something.
That's when you say, fuck it,I'm going to the women's
restroom, or you upper deck it.
What is that?
You don't know what an upperdeck is, I don't know.
Well, guys are able to urinatein sinks, right, tall guys.
(23:38):
I can't speak for these littleWilly Wonkas walking around,
these little, these little OompaLoompas, these little Oompa
Loompas, right, I can't speakfor them?
I'm 6'3".
I can pee in a sink if I had to, right, I'm tall enough that it
reaches, yeah.
So I imagine if push came toshove, worse came to worse, you
(23:59):
can get your ass up on the sinktoo, right?
No, but didn't that happen inBridesmaids, that movie
Bridesmaids?
Oh, I don't know, did it?
Yeah, they shit in the sink.
Well, because they all had badfood, remember.
She took them to a shittyrestaurant, come on.
Oh, they all got food poisoning, right, and they were all
rushing to the bathroom, yes,and then one said F it and went
(24:21):
in the sink, and the other onein the middle of the street Ugh,
ugh Nasty, baby, ugh, grossNasty.
(24:41):
What else do we got?
We got the podcast starting.
The guys will be over heretomorrow afternoon.
Yeah, we'll have the turntablesgoing and some food, some
drinks, smoke, drink.
Whatever you want to do, Idon't care.
No blunts in the house, though,man, that shit, we couldn't get
that fucking smell out.
(25:02):
No, man, and I smoke, but Idon't smoke blunts.
I guess, jesus Christ, thatshit was terrible.
So, if anybody listening, don'tlet people smoke blunts in your
house, that stank will stayaround for a long time.
What's the difference between ablunt and smoking weed?
(25:22):
A blunt has tobacco in it,right?
I don't know.
I don't know what a blunt has,but it was pretty heavy, yeah,
it wasn't great.
The next time he rolled, I gavehim some of that jet fuel, snow
fuel, uh-huh, and they rolledthat and used that and that
(25:45):
smelled fine, right?
Yeah, so I'm pretty surewhatever he had had fucking
tobacco in it or something, andI don't like that, I don't like
tobacco.
The only tobacco I like is whenI was a kid and my dad used to
smoke a cob pipe.
Yeah, and it's a funny thing howsensories work with memories.
(26:05):
Right, sensories tie intomemories.
They're very, very almost handin hand.
Yeah, like it's automatic,right For me.
I smell acetone and it remindsme of my mom's beauty shop,
right, I grew up in a beautyshop.
Yeah, and it reminds me of mymom's beauty shop.
(26:26):
I grew up in a beauty shop.
If I smell perm, chemical, Iknow those smells anytime I walk
by and every once in a while.
It doesn't happen very oftenanymore because obviously pipes
and tobacco are not superpopular or whatever it may be in
the sense of free tobacco andnot cigarettes and chemicals and
(26:47):
everything else, but I cansmell that, yeah, and that's why
I like to go to like ross orother places and go to their
candle section and they a lot oftimes they have these candles
called pipe tobacco and itsmells just like dad did.
Right, I can, I can smell it.
It's a memory thing.
And the same thing happens withall of your sensories.
(27:07):
With music, you hear a certainsong comes on and you were in
love in high school or something, and that reminds you of your
time in high school with whoeveryou were with.
Yeah, right, yeah, so the guyswill be here.
We'll podcast.
We have four of them set up.
I'm probably gonna have to takea look at these settings because
(27:29):
I I hear a lot of air in the inthe uh headphones for some
reason.
Um, but when we pause or westop the podcast, we can replay
it right now and we'll we'll seewhat it sounds like.
It could be perfect, perfect,yeah, because we didn't skimp on
these microphones and thisRodecaster Pro 2 and these
(27:53):
headphones and all of that.
We definitely did not skimp onit, yeah, so we'll roll with a
couple podcasts.
We'll do a Gordie B and a QueenB, just me and you.
Yeah.
And then we'll do one yeah, itwas the AC.
(28:14):
Yeah, I just turned it off, oh.
So yeah, we're just going tohave to leave that off because
that shit is way too loud andthis shit sounds super crisp now
, yeah, and imagine, once I dialin all of the microphone, gain
and attack and all those othersettings, this will be a real
nice show to listen to.
(28:34):
You know, if you want to listento it, if you don't, I don't
care.
You know it's kind of a diaryfor me.
You know it'll be a nice thing.
I don't really know that a lotof people think about.
Later Our daughters will havethese.
It's like an audible diary.
Our daughters will have thesefiles long after we pass and
(29:03):
they'll get to hear us and allof our crazy shit and how
demented we are or aren't, andthey'll get to hear that, which
is kind of nice.
That's a win, no matter what.
Right, like, if I get fivepeople that subscribe to our
podcast, whatever, yeah, end ofthe day, if and when I pass,
(29:28):
they'll have our voices.
They'll have all of these,which is kind of cool with the
audio guest books too, right,you know, when we take them to
parties and weddings, yeah, um,everybody has a guest book you
can all go up to and write a.
I wish you guys the best.
I hope blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah.
But when it's somebody's voiceand that person is gone, now
that's a wonderful thing.
You know, you can always goback and listen to their voice.
(29:49):
It's a little bit more thanjust a written.
But look now, oh shit, if Iwere to pass, would you go back
and listen?
Yeah, hell, yeah, yeah, all thetime, all the time.
I would too, all the time, eventhough if it made you shitty I
don't think it would make meshitty you being gone would be
(30:14):
the shitty.
Yeah, that's what would make meshitty me hearing your voice.
It would be like tears ofhappiness, right, it would be
like I miss this person.
I love this person.
Um, that person was my bestfriend, that person I did
everything with, I wenteverywhere with.
We were attached at the hip.
(30:34):
Um, not that we don't havefriends, but you're my best
friend.
So the majority of my time Iwant to spend with my best
friend.
Right, and again, you know,allie had that post the other
day talking about somebodylooking for a caterer, right,
(30:59):
and she's Allie's friend on, orhe.
I say she, whoever it may beshe was Allie's friend on social
media and they didn't even hither up first before posting that
or anything else.
Now in their defense, look, wecan pay for anybody.
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We want to pay for catering,wise, right.
It doesn't necessarily meanthat I was catering tacos.
If I'm catering barbecue, youknow, fuego's is probably not
the right place for me to askfor catering from, right.
But in the case that it wasjust generic catering, there was
no direction on kind of food,style of food, anything like
(31:43):
that.
Then, yeah, why didn't you hitme up?
I replied to her post orwhatnot, and I was thinking
about it.
We don't have friends in thesame sense that people used to
(32:03):
have friends, or we do, but weuh, we blur the line with social
media.
Yeah, so that friendship lineis kind of blurred and
especially like, if you openyour phone right now and go to
facebook and go to your personalpage, scroll down just slightly
to see the number of friendsthat you have or people that you
(32:25):
have are on social media withyou, it's clearly labeled
friends.
Yeah, now I have like 4,800 or4,300 or some ridiculous number,
right, and I think Facebookmaxes you out at 5,000.
Okay, um, I obviously don'thave 4 000 friends.
No, um, I couldn't name 4 000names.
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No, um, um, I couldn't tell youanything about half of the
people on social media, right?
Um, for me, just like thislittle podcast, right now,
social media is a diary.
Yeah, it's a place for me to beable to put down things that
are on my mind random things,silly things, business, most of
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its business, much of itsbusiness.
Much of it is.
If I didn't have business orfamily, I want't be on social
media.
Yeah, I just have no interestin it.
Um, which sounds funny comingfrom me, because I fucking post
all the fucking time.
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I post a lot, um, but again, thethings that I post are mostly
business and or endeavors orhobbies or interests or trying
to help somebody else out.
Yeah, like posting for Savannahand Allie and Jose today, for
Fuegos and for the, the sweetshack.
You know, yeah, I posted, yeah,and you know it doesn't do
(33:59):
anything for me, necessarily.
No, uh, savannah's a good girl,allie and Jose good people.
You know it doesn't do anythingfor me, necessarily.
No, savannah's a good girl,allie and Jose good people, you
know, they're working, they'rebusting their butts, they're
trying, they're making an effort.
You know, and I have no problemat all supporting any and
everybody.
I can, yeah, I always will, andyou know more than anybody else
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the additional things that we door that I do that we don't post
, we don't tell everybodyeverything that we do.
All the time I said, look at me, I did this good thing, this
good deed, that this, that andthe other.
Right, you know, was it a gooddeed?
Posting for Savannah today?
Absolutely, absolutely.
Does everybody know the two orthree other things that we did
(34:45):
today to help other people outthat we did not post about or
talk about or anything else?
No, and you know, we're notlooking for I'm missing the word
, it's a real good wordRecognition or something along
(35:11):
those lines.
Right, not looking for that?
Not at all.
Me, posting for Savannah doesn'tdo anything for me, nothing at
all.
I have no ties to her businessor anything, anything else.
You know, I don't supply herwaffle batter, I don't supply
her fruit and ice cream andeverything else I don't.
You know, I don't.
I don't supply any.
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I have no vested interest atall, um, but yeah, I like to.
I like to post about what'scurrently going on in G's life.
So mom can see it, family cansee it, no other reason.
(35:56):
Otherwise, again, I wouldn'tjump on social anymore.
But it's too good for business.
Yeah, it's too good of a of anadvertising platform.
Um, it's too good.
Yeah, right, it's today'snewspaper.
You know, you see, everythingrevolves around it right now.
(36:17):
You see these little memes andstuff.
You know people try torationalize or whatnot, and, oh,
everybody's heads are in theirphone all the time.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah.
And and then all you got to dois go back and look at, like
chicago and new york in the 40sand 50s, and what do you see?
(36:38):
Everybody in in a newspaper,everybody is holding a newspaper
, everybody is buying anewspaper from the.
What you can get on a, on aphone, on a device, yeah, and
(37:05):
through a device, through aphone, you can get different,
different stories, if you will,different perspectives, right,
uh, as opposed to only gettingthe New York Times that may say
Israel, israel, israel, right,versus going to Al Jazeera or
(37:28):
something that says, you know,palestine's doing this, israel's
doing this, this is what'sgoing on in the region and you
know things of that nature,where you actually have the
ability to make up your own mind, right, you're not fed
information and told what tothink or what to believe.
You can gather information fromall kinds of different sources
(37:52):
at this point, and then it's upto you, an intelligent human
being, to try to decipherthrough the bullshit and the
lies and the.
You know, everybody has a,everybody has a, a hidden agenda
, right, an alternate agenda.
(38:14):
Right, somebody's going to becheering for the raiders and
somebody's going to be cheeringfor the Niners?
Right, and everybody has anagenda as far as that goes,
because while I'm rooting forthe Raiders, I'm also rooting
for the Broncos and the Chargersand the Chiefs to all fucking
(38:34):
lose that week, because I havean agenda.
Right, I have a hidden agendathat I want the Raiders to be
first place in the division, youknow.
So it could be something assmall as that, simple as that,
all the way up to somethingthat's very, very, very
controversial.
Yeah, talking about israel andpalestine, talking about
religion, talking about politics, talking about all these things
(38:55):
that there's a whole lot ofpeople in the world that only
get fed information from onesource, one side whether that's
one of my old uncles listeningto Fox News, or a friend
listening to MSNBC or CNN orwhoever all these other outlets
(39:20):
are, or news that comes acrossyour Facebook feed or your
Instagram feed.
Right yeah, a little deep for aninitial podcast conversation.
Jesus Christ, I know baby.
Well, damn, going off ontangents and rants that might
have just lost us a bunch ofviewers.
(39:40):
No, I don't think so.
We didn't go too into detail.
You know why.
It didn't lose us any, becausewe don't have any.
I can say any of the fuckingthing I want to say right now.
I ain't got no viewers, I ain'tgot no listeners.
Let's see, you can only do asmuch as you can do.
(40:13):
We tried for everybodylistening.
That was a text message thatcame across and it's none of
y'all's fucking business.
We ain't telling youmotherfuckers everything, even
though it might seem like it,when we post on a daily.
(40:38):
So we're going to be making atrip down south this weekend.
We'll be back next week.
Passed my test for work, so Iofficially have a job.
You've had a job, I've had ajob.
But if I didn't pass that testwithin three attempts, I was
(40:59):
either going to be out of a jobor probably relocated or
something like put in anotherdepartment or something.
So now that your job is secured, does that mean I get to quit
mine?
Absolutely.
Well, now that my job is secure, right, and we have G's Body
Works, yeah, and we have CaliEntertainment Group, we have
(41:23):
Busy B, we have DJ Gordy B Well,I guess we can go into that now
.
Right, that's another segue.
We can start talking about thebusinesses.
We've been working with StacyHenzo.
She's been doing a lot of ourgraphics, our flyers, our logos,
things of that nature, andshe's also going to be doing a
(41:45):
website for us.
We got some CRM softwareHoneyBook that Nathan Antwine
and Courtney Antwine put us onto.
So we'll start going into thatand getting our contracts and
all of our information and ourpackages and our pricing and
things of that nature set up sothat when somebody hits us up we
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can put their information intoour system.
It will instantly email themthe contract and disclaimers.
And if it's a wedding or aparty, whatever it, what you
know, what music do you want?
What are your special songs?
Who are your people?
Where's the location?
You know everything.
Yeah, hopefully, take a littleerror out, not that I.
(42:31):
I feel like we've had any errorwe've done just fine uh,
managing without anything, crmand things like that've got to
go to the bank.
On Friday we're going to go getour business account set up for
our LLC.
That'll be set up.
(42:51):
It's going to change ourpersonal cards as well, so it's
going to upgrade our cards orsomething so we avoid, like,
fees or overdrafts or all kinds.
Was it Sapphire, was it ChaseSapphire?
Was it Chase Business,something like that.
And we're going to stick withChase.
(43:15):
We thought a lot about differentbanks, local banks, credit
unions, all of that, and I kindof just feel that Chase, with
the upgraded business accountand cards that avoid fees and
things of that nature, we'reable to wire money to locations
without a fee, instead ofChase's $50 fee, which the guy
(43:39):
over at Chase was real nice.
He's like, hey, I suggestWalmart, yeah, right For the
wiring.
Wiring, yeah, but it's fromperson to person, yes, kind of
like Western Union or something,I would suppose.
Uh-huh.
So, while that is nice, it's anice option to be able to try to
get some money down to somebodyin Mexico or across the world,
(44:00):
somewhere that has a Walmart.
That it's a nice option to beable to try to get some money
down to somebody you know inmexico or across the world,
somewhere that has a walmartthat they can walk into and
provide their id and stuff andgrab money.
But in our case, when we'redealing with businesses and
things of that nature, we'reyeah, we need to wire account to
account, which that's notwalmart's deal.
I guess that's still in thebanking realm.
(44:20):
So we'll get that taken care of.
We'll have the website upprobably in the next couple
months.
Got a party on Sunday, yeah, andthen we take off.
Yeah, just go, go go this nightAfter Sunday and then we'll be
back.
Who was it Wednesday, thursday,was it Alex Garcia, mobile
(44:44):
mechanic?
Oh, yeah, Came out, came out tothe house, put new brakes all
around the Jeep, uh-huh,recharged the AC on site here.
Yeah, somebody that we're goingto start using.
Yeah, we don't like to gonowhere.
Well, you know, look, it's notthat I don't mind going
(45:08):
somewhere, it's just that I feelBakersfield has a lot of subpar
mechanics, yeah, of subparmechanics.
Yeah, I feel like I've been letdown by quite a few, uh,
dealerships, mechanics, thingsof that nature.
And it's not the ignorant stuff, right, it's not like hey, I
went in to have my brakeschanged and now my
(45:30):
transmission's not working.
Well, that's, that's just acoincidence, right?
And I'm not trying to rakeyouake little shops over the
coals and say, oh, I'm trying toget a free transmission out of
this, because I just had it inthe shop and you touched my
brakes.
I'm like, come on, we knowbetter than that.
But when you go have somethingdone and it's not done right, or
you go have something done andthere's no communication,
(46:02):
there's no.
Hey, just want to let you knowthis is what's going on with it.
This is our eta, this is whatwe're thinking.
How long it's going to take,you know, no communication at
all.
Yeah, like, uh, I've dropped myjeep off, the little cherokee,
the 93 cherokee.
We dropped that off before wewent to mom's out in ohio, and
that was a fucking couple monthsago.
Yeah, now I've, as I've gottenolder I'm 43 now I've gotten a
little bit more patient, notsuper patient, but a lot more
(46:25):
than I used to be.
Um, it used to be where I wouldprobably call every other day
hey, what's going on?
What's going on?
What the fuck's the status?
Are you guys gonna let me know?
Like what the hell?
Right, yeah, but I didn't dothat.
So a month after we got back, Icontacted them.
I'm like, hey, well, you knowwhat's going on.
And we're like, oh, we found X,y and Z and it'll be this much,
(46:47):
this much, this much.
And I was say, hey, it's readyfor pickup.
Yeah, I'm like okay.
And I wasn't able to get backto them that day because, hey,
(47:07):
I'm busy sometimes.
Right, you know, you work threejobs, you work 18 hours a day,
whatever it may be.
Look, I just don't always havetime to respond to, to check, to
look, it's like man, I.
So the next day I also got atext message from them that said
your vehicle is ready.
And then, right after that, canyou please call us?
(47:29):
Yeah, I'm like.
I'm like, okay, yeah, noproblem, you know, they probably
want to know when I'm going topick it up, even though they
went a month withoutcommunicating with me anything.
Now that they've messaged me in, less than 24 hours later, they
want to hit me up again becausethey want to collect their
money and get my Jeep out oftheir shop.
So I call them back and they say, hey, your rear hub fell apart
(47:52):
when we drove the Jeep to thefront of the shop fell apart
when we drove the Jeep to thefront of the shop and I'm like,
oh okay, what's this one goingto cost me, right, what's next?
Yeah, yeah.
And they were like, oh well,it's just the rear one, it's
going to be this.
I was like, well, can you checkthe others?
Yeah, can you check thedriveline?
Can you check the transfer?
Can you check all the U-joints?
(48:14):
Can you check everything?
Right, just check everything,please.
Yeah.
And they said they did they,everything else looked fine and
they replaced the back.
So that's finally ready to pickup.
And when we do pick it up, whenwe get back, um, I'm still
gonna have alex work on it.
I think, yeah, until alex showsme something of concern right,
like he's not reliable,trustworthy, good work, things
(48:40):
like that I'm going to continuerolling with the guy.
I liked him yeah, I did too.
He was a decent dude and wewere hospitable.
Fed him, gave him something todrink, gave him a beer, gave him
a couple waters, gave him acouple Arizonas.
Yeah, good guy, what else do wegot going on Just working.
(49:08):
You hit the microphone, that'sextra noises.
It is unacceptable on thispodcast.
This is unacceptable on thispodcast.
This is a professional podcast.
Sure, what you better act likesomething, what else?
(49:30):
What else?
Mario Golf?
Yeah, I do love Mario Golf,mario Golf.
We're not quite sure how thistranspired or happened.
We have an idea, but we loveplaying Mario Golf.
Now I'm pretty sure whathappened is I have my shield on
the TV NVIDIA Shield, it's alittle Android box and I have
(49:54):
emulators on it and games on itlike thousands and thousands and
thousands of ROM games and Ithink I wanted to play golf for
some reason.
So I was looking throughNintendo, super Nintendo,
nintendo 64, and I think I founda golf on Nintendo 64 and it
was Mario Golf, and no shit.
(50:15):
This was just last year.
We were playing Mario Golf on aNintendo 64 and it was Mario
Golf, and no shit.
This was just last year.
We were playing Mario Golf on aNintendo 64 emulator.
The graphics were complete shit,complete garbage.
The gameplay was you knowwhatever, but it was fun.
It's a fun game.
Yeah, they have special shots,they have different modes and
things like that.
So we loved it so much and wewere playing it so much, I was
(50:37):
like you know what?
We need to buy a Switch for thehouse.
Yeah, you know a NintendoSwitch for the house so we can
play and so also the girls canhave something to play on when
we're all here, even when we'renot here.
So the girls, you know theyplay Mario Kart and they play
Minecraft, dungeons and whateverelse.
We just got them.
(50:58):
Just dance, oh, just dance waspretty huge.
Yeah, that was great.
Nintendo switch just danceultimate edition or something.
I think it's like 90 bucks, butI think it has a whole bunch of
uh, expansion packs built intoit.
You know, the original game'sprobably 40, then the just dance
expansion one, two, three andfour.
(51:19):
Another twenty dollars, tendollars a piece.
So I just bought the big one,right, I wanted all the music
and we love music here.
We all love music.
Um, and, yeah, no, sooner that,we got that game downloaded
onto the switch and booted up,the girls even you babe got on
(51:39):
it and we're having a ball,having a great time.
So when they get over here thisweekend, yeah, we can pick them
up Friday.
Yeah, when they get over herethis weekend, we're probably
going to be doing a lot of justdance, especially on Saturday,
since we don't really haveanything going on that.
We don't have anything going onon saturday.
(52:01):
Um, rich is having his event athis house out there by the kern
river.
Okay, for, uh, big fred, djfred.
Okay, months, abyss, yeah, Idon't, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
murder the last name montssibis,whatever it is right Fred.
Fred had an unfortunatediagnosis this year, so people
(52:23):
are kind of rallying around himand trying to help him and help
his family and do things of thatnature.
And Rich this weekend is goingto have a barbecue cook-off at
his place where I believeseveral entries, several people
are going to try to see who hasthe best barbecue, which sounds
good to me.
(52:44):
I can go around picking on somemeat and eating and just
hanging out.
So maybe we'll sneak over thereand try to support for a minute
, Maybe make a donation, maybeenter a raffle, whatever.
If we win, great.
If we don't, great.
And we've already donesomething for Fred a month or
two ago, for a week, allproceeds from G's Body Works
(53:07):
went to Fred and his family.
I don't know what's over by you.
I dropped my phone.
Don't be stepping on it,dragging it across the floor
with your foot.
Man Like hey, is it no Dick?
(53:28):
But guess what, you're my dick.
I don't need a dick.
Okay, I have one, I don't needan extra one.
Don't call me a dick, dick, Idon't need a dick.
Okay, I have one, I don't needan extra one.
And don't call me a dick, dick,pussy, guess what, guess what.
You're my pussy.
Yeah, I am Stupid.
And now, look, people are goingto be listening to this shit and
(53:49):
they're not going to understandthat here, this is what Marion
does.
This is what, what, okay, what?
Here, this is what Marion does.
This is what this is whatMarion does.
If I call her anything or I sayshe's a pain in the ass or
anything with a negativeconnotation to it, right, she'll
say but guess what, I'm yourpain in the ass and guess what.
(54:17):
You can't give me back.
I'm not trying to give you back, I'm all yours.
Baby, you gotta put up with myshit.
Let's see oh, savannah and thetaco shack fuego's taco shack
and grill Fuego's Taco Shack andGrill.
Savannah's Sweet Shack is up to21 posts for this, 21 likes for
(54:41):
this latest post.
To go tell people to go supporther, nice.
So I really hope people go outand support her.
That would be nice.
She's a sweet girl.
She's worked hard.
You know she's young.
I mean, how old is she?
I believe she's 18.
See, that's impressive, becauseat I mean, how old is she?
I heard her have her own truck.
I believe she's 18.
See, that's impressive, becauseat 18, I was irresponsible as
(55:02):
fuck.
Yeah, she's a good girl.
Well, I'm still probably 80%irresponsible, right, I just
have the means and the money Tobe irresponsible, to be
irresponsible and get away withit.
Right, that's probably what itis.
You know, us men, we probablynever grow up fully, right?
(55:24):
We, we, all we come into moneyand then we can do whatever the
fuck we want, right?
Yeah, it's like I want to buy apodcast.
I'm gonna do a podcast, then Iwant to start djing.
I'm gonna start djing.
Then I want to massage.
I'm gonna start massaging.
Then I want to barbecue.
I'm I'm going to start DJing,then I'm going to massage.
I'm going to start massaging,then I'm going to barbecue.
I'm going to start barbecuingthen.
No, we're not barbecuing.
I'm still thinking about it.
No, we're not doing that.
I think, look, listen, it'senough.
No, it's not up to you, it'senough.
(55:44):
I have a say.
Now listen to me.
This is my thinking, right?
Even 16 hour work day, I work 9hours for dignity, common
spirit, whatever I do, another 4hours body's work, g's body
works, cupping, scraping,massaging, adjusting, all that
(56:06):
good stuff.
And then you know this DJ stuffis work, right?
You don't just show up to aplace and go DJ.
There's a lot, a lot, lot, alot of hours and time behind the
scenes, collaborating withpeople like tomorrow we'll have
uh, patamime ilflow dos muchos,myself and who.
(56:28):
Who knows if anybody else willjust come to hang, right?
Yeah, uh, but I have dedicatedmy wednesday nights to this
little thing that we're creatingcalled a podcast.
What was I talking about?
Again, baby, we're talkingabout you know you're able to do
(56:49):
all these things.
No, we were talking aboutsomething else.
We said something else.
We were talking about Savannah,that she's young and she can do
all this stuff.
We got past that.
You said you could beirresponsible.
We got past that.
We talked about the podcast.
I don't think so.
I'm going to have to remindthis podcast to find out what
(57:11):
the hell I was talking about,because I forgot.
I don't think you can have apodcast if you don't have a good
memory.
Wait, wait.
What was I talking to y'allabout?
You did that the other day.
Hey, I did that.
Who were we?
Oh, with Tino.
Uh-huh, my old friend TinoGaitan.
(57:32):
Is it Gaitan, tino Gaitan, Ithink yeah.
He showed up over at 1933 withhis lovely little wife, hung out
with us and we were having aconversation while I was DJing
and I completely lost track ofwhat the hell we were talking
about.
I started answering somethingand I had to stop and say hey,
(57:52):
what was I talking about?
What were we talking about?
Again, that's bad, baby.
Hey, don't undo those.
We got to put them back in thebox and we got to transport them
over to 1933.
Like you're going to have toroll them all back up.
Like you create more problemsin work for yourself and me.
You know what was funny today?
What that somebody asked me ifmy mommy and daddy were home.
(58:16):
Okay, okay, look, I understandthat you're five foot two.
I understand that you'resmaller than my two biological
daughters.
I understand that.
But look, you in no way, shapeor form look like an adolescent
(58:43):
or a teenager, alright.
So for a weirdo dude to come upto you and say is your mommy
and daddy home?
Like dude man, you.
You smoked a few too many,daddy home.
Like dude man you.
Yeah, let me get you my daddy.
You smoked a few too many drugs.
My guy, like you're, it'spretty bad.
(59:04):
Here comes my daddy, though,with the gun.
I did have the gun.
Well, because you know, look,man, we live on Allen, all right
, we live on old Allen, allentechnically, which is a dead end
.
And after five o'clock, whenall the gardeners from penny go
(59:28):
home, when all the people fromthe back go home and the people
from next door laurel water,laurel ag or whatever they're
called, when they go home, thereis absolutely zero reason for
any single vehicle to come downour street.
Yeah, so if you come down ourstreet, I am automatically going
(59:50):
to assume bad intentions, rightlike there's no reason for you
to be here, there's no reasonfor you to be down the road,
there's nothing here for you,there's no businesses, there's
nothing.
Now, look, if you're my client,cool, which I.
I messed up.
I'm one of my clients once too.
(01:00:11):
Yeah, you did, poor guy.
He never came back.
Well, I mean, look, I've had myJeep broken into.
I've had an entire 2008 YamahaR1 motorcycle stolen from right
outside my front door.
And when I say right outside myfront door, I mean literally.
(01:00:35):
I backed my motorcycle up towhere the rear tire was
practically touching my fuckingdoor and I go outside the next
day and that motherfucker's gone.
So somebody pulled up with atruck, two individuals, but how
did you not hear it?
(01:00:56):
I can't hear it.
I don't fuck, I sleep Still.
I'm dead to the world when Isleep.
They're lucky I didn't hear it.
I'm lucky too, though, cause ifI would've shot Somebody and
killed them, I could've lost mylife as well.
Right Could be in prison.
I don't think you can just Openthe door and shoot and kill
somebody, cause they're grabbingyour motorcycle.
What do you do?
(01:01:17):
I don't know.
Property call the cops and liketussle with them, chase them,
like try to grab your bike.
I don't know, but in today'sday and age, you can't really do
shit.
And the same thing applies whensomebody breaks into your home.
No, somebody breaks into theirhome.
No, listen, no.
If somebody breaks into yourhome and their back is turned
(01:01:40):
towards you and you have scaredthem or startled them and
they're going to run back out ofyour house, that means that
they are no longer an imminentthreat or danger to you or your
life and you have no right todefend such.
So you can get in trouble forshooting somebody that was in
(01:02:03):
your house Now.
Now look.
I mean, you have split secondsto determine how dangerous this
individual is that's breakinginto your home.
Are they just a crackhead andthey're just trying to grab some
shit and leave and, you know,pawn it off and make some money,
or are they here to really harmyou?
(01:02:23):
Right, and and and?
At that point you're like, well, I'm gonna err on the side of
caution and I'm gonna fuckingshoot you in the face.
I'm gonna err on the side ofcaution and I'm going to kill
you.
But it's a.
It's a very, very.
You know, people get sued incalifornia all the time, you
know.
For you know, somebody willbreak into somebody's kitchen
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window and cut themselves with aknife and they can get sued for
it.
The homeowner, it's like man.
No, that's not cool.
Man, that's.
That's ridiculous, yeah, that'sridiculous.
At that point, you might aswell put a bullet in somebody's
leg, right, I'm gonna make sureit really hurts then, right, I'm
gonna make sure you're reallybleeding.
Yeah, we're gonna make surethat there's a possibility that
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you might bleed out and die.
If you're gonna break into myhouse, get cut with one of my
kitchen knives and sue me.
Motherfucker, what Hell?
No, not happening.
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So what are we going to talkabout next?
I don't know.
Huh, let's talk about next.
I don't know.
Huh, let's talk about.
What do you want to talk about,mario?
That's so weird.
It makes me want to prank, callpeople with this thing.
Yeah, that'd be fun Just totalk shit to somebody, because I
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think you can go into theseeffects right here and you can
make them slightly less, uh,obvious, right, so you could
probably just pitch up or downyour voice just a couple octaves
or a couple levels to where itstill sounds semi-human, maybe.
Yeah, and then talk shit tosomebody.
Yeah, get them all riled up,piss them off and then start
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laughing.
And, man, that adds salt to thewounds.
Yeah, who could we prank?
I don't know, but our podcastis on an hour and four minutes
already and we've been sittinghere talking.
That's a good little podcast.
So here's.
The other thing is we knownothing about podcasts.
Nope, nothing.
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So we are going to have tofigure out times.
Yeah, we're going to have tofigure out a flow.
Right, we're going to have tofigure out a flow.
We're going to have to stay onsubject on certain things.
Yeah, today was all over theplace, for sure.
Today's all over the place,just because we're testing these
mics and hanging out and wedon't know what the fuck we're
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doing.
Yeah, I don't care though,because, again, guess who gets
to hear this in 30 years?
Our girls, yeah, and guess what?
No, I'm talking to my bestfriend.
So, yeah, yeah, so it reallydoesn't matter.
It's like we're on the phone,it's like I'm telling you know,
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I tell people, look, you know,if the podcast blows up and
somehow comes famous as hell andall of a sudden we're on
YouTube, getting monetized andall kinds of shit, great, right,
yeah.
If not great, I don't care, Idon don't need it.
It's not a means to an end,it's, it's.
It's not, you know, delusionsof grandeur.
(01:05:44):
Where I think I'm, you know, Ijust have the sexiest voice on
the radio.
Yeah, did you say steak?
What was that Deuce Bigelow,was that big boy?
When he was fucking like 500pounds?
Yeah, jesus Christ, man, thatguy lost a lot of weight.
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That's good, though.
It prolonged his life 10 years,probably, hopefully.
That's the idea, all right,well, do you want to wrap up the
podcast for now?
Yeah, or is there anything elseyou want to talk about the idea
?
All right, well, do you want towrap up the podcast for now.
Yeah, or is there anything elseyou want to talk about?
No, all right.
Well, I'm going to go ahead andend it here, all right, goodbye
everybody.
As-salamu alaykum, my brothers.
Welcome to the Queen Bees Podcast and the Gordy Bees
Podcast.
Let's go, all right, we're live, we're live.
What are we going to talk about?
I don't know?
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The Sweet Shack.
Let's talk about the SweetShack.
Savannah Savannah's running theSweet Shack.
Yeah, it was pretty good it was.
It was yummy.
She has a soft opening going on.
Yeah, a pre-soft opening.
Yes, yeah, it's not even a softopening yet, it's a pre-soft
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opening.
What did we order?
Bubble waffle, yeah, fresca.
Yes, the pineapple mango.
It was so yummy and it had likelittle mango skin in it.
Yes, yes, it was so yummy.
Yeah.
And then we had Pop Pop's pizza.
Yes, great crust.
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Yes, crust was great.
It was crunchy but soft on theinside.
It was yummy.
It was super light.
Yes, it wasn't heavy.
It wasn't a heavy crust.
There was a lot of air in thecrust.
I think, yeah, if I don't havea thin crust, I have to have
that type of crust, because Idon't like a lot of bread, you
don't.
(01:32):
And then we had a few tacos.
Yes, those were always good.
Fuego's tacos are always good.
Fuego's tacos versus Fuego'sfries oh, that's a hard one.
I love Fuego's fries.
I'm going to go with Fuegofries all the time.
(01:52):
See, I got to go with Fuegofries too, because I like
potatoes, right, I like fries,right.
I feel like I'm getting a lot offeedback on your mic.
Are you A lot of air?
I think it's from the fan.
Will you turn the fan off realquick?
Yeah, that cord might make it,I don't know.
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Just don't yank anything offthe table.
Oh, yeah, I think it's thatfirst one.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, yeah, the first one Girl.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, thisfirst one.
Yeah, the first one Girl.
You hit the second one.
I told you the first.
You asked me for the second.
Can we turn that TV down too?
Oh, okay, let me see, let mejust go do that.
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Oh, do you want me to go aheadand be assertive and say Look,
woman, go turn the motherfuckingTV down now?
Right, I asked, at least I wasnice.
Yeah, well, well, you werecloser, let's go, let's go.
So we're probably going to haveto do some adjustments on these
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mics, on these mics.
I just have a lot of feedbackin my headphones here and I feel
like everybody listening to ourpodcast is going to hear all of
this ambient noise.
Yeah, I hear it too.
It's like a little, almost likea little coffee pot, like that
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whistle, yeah, it's whistle,yeah, and it's only one in three
that are live right now.
Me and you and these ones don'tmatter.
That's your headphone volume,okay, so you can adjust number
three if you want to.
If it's too loud or, yeah, notloud enough, you can adjust it.
But but I do hear that, yeah,that kind of sucks.
(03:46):
We'll just have to figure that.
I seen that video, one of thevideos on YouTube, and the guy
was went into all these settingsin here and started changing
like attack and S, the letter S.
(04:10):
Apparently it creates a noiseor something, s, s and it chops
it off, like there's a settingin here to where the S won't
carry S.
It'll be more crisp, like theother letters, letters.
See what I'm talking about.
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We got all these LED lights forour Havana night Friday.
That's going to be a lot of fun.
That'll look really pretty onall the tabletops.
Yeah, I think so.
Bring some color pops.
We'll do that.
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We'll get some up lights andthen whatever lights 1933 has
working.
The color lights yeah.
Photo booth we got those string.
Pineapple light strings yeah,we got those too.
Pineapple light strings, Idon't know.
Yeah, open that one.
I don't know about these.
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Why?
Because I already feel likethis whole salsa club is kind of
a swinger affair.
Stop, I'm telling you, hey,group dancing.
Salsa Club is kind of a swingeraffair.
Stop, I'm telling you, hey,group dancing.
How close is group dancing togroup fucking Babe?
Oh gosh what.
It's very classy, if you knowthat, I know I'm just fucking
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with them.
But pineapples, you know, oh,that's just tropical have been
known.
We'll make sure we put none ofthem upside down To be outside
some swingers' houses, on someflags, on their little door, but
they have to be upside down Ontheir doormat.
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But look, let me ask yousomething.
What?
Me and you go to Winco, yeah,minding our own business.
Sure, I decide I want a fuckingpineapple, I want some
pineapple, right, yeah?
So I go grab a pineapple out ofthe produce section.
I set it down in our cart,unbeknownst to me, upside down.
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You can't put a pineapple upsidedown unless you do it on
purpose.
No, how come?
Because it leaves.
No, you can just toss it inthere, it'll sit upside down in
something.
It will not sit upside down,baby, it'll lay down.
If you have a bunch ofgroceries already in your cart
and you toss a pineapple into it, there's a strong likelihood
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that it would at least be on itsside.
No, yes, no.
Pineapples don't just havebuoyancy like a buoy and they
just stand up.
They will fall over.
You know that, right, yeah,okay.
So now look, we're minding ourown business, me and you, okay,
shopping in Winco, doing ourthing, picking up food.
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I decide I want a watermelon,shit A pineapple.
I decide I want a pineapple.
I toss it in the cart, notpaying attention, and it flops
over on its side, okay, and theneventually ends up upside down.
Sure, right, okay, whatever,what do you mean?
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Whatever?
Listen, it could happen.
Okay, okay.
And then what?
And then somebody startsfollowing us around the grocery
store, okay, trying to figure usout, right, like, are these
motherfuckers swingers?
Okay, did they accidentally putthe pineapple in and it fell
over and went upside down, untilyou turn around and say look,
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motherfucker, why are youfollowing us around?
I don't think anybody would bethat stupid to follow us around.
Okay, okay, okay, now don't getmad at me for this one, okay,
but what if it's like a bigtitty girl?
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Titties all out, booty all out?
You know, just kind of kind of,you know, showing some skin,
right?
Am I going to turn around andtell that bitch, hey, what the
fuck Can I help you?
No, I guess that would be you.
I mean, if it was a dude I'd belike, hey, motherfucker, can I
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help you?
Okay.
And then when you do ask thefemale or the male, can I help
you?
What the fuck's your problem?
Right, what are you doing?
And they say well, you know, Iseen you had a pineapple in your
cart.
I'm like so what?
Man Like I don't know, I knownothing about no pineapples.
Man Like, if you don't know the.
If you're innocent, right, yeah.
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If you're innocent, right, yeah.
If you have no idea that upsidedown, pineapples mean swinger
lingo, right.
Then I wouldn't know what thefuck the guy was talking about
and I would get irritated, I'dget pissed off.
I went with it.
Why do you care how?
I have my fucking pineapple inmy cart?
Yeah, are the juices going tofucking go to the bottom or
something?
And like, no, nothing's goingto happen.
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So you know, a lot of peopledon't know about the whole
swinger thing, right, yeah.
And then, how the fuck are wetalking about swingers?
I don't know, because you havepineapples in your hand.
Oh yeah, pineapple lights.
I don't have real pineapples, Ihave pineapple string lights,
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leds.
These are going to be realbeautiful out.
Yeah, they are Out and about onthe railing at 1933.
And it'll set a vibe, you know,it'll set a, it'll be nice.
Yeah, I hope you know.
Hopefully a lot of people showup.
But do you know, not onlypineapples are in swinger
communities.
What now, babe?
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Loofahs, loofahs, loofahs Iswear to God, loofahs.
And each colored loofah meanssomething else.
There's only one colored loofah.
What Don't you have loofahs inyour bathroom that you wash and
scrub with?
Oh, that kind of loofah Apurple one and a pink one and a
blue one and a pink one and ablue one and a green one and a
brown one.
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They come in all kinds ofdifferent colors.
Well, apparently, okay, whatcolor, babe?
How do you know so much aboutswinging?
First of all, listen,motherfucker, I don't swing,
first and foremost.
You hope not.
So I know about swingingbecause I talk to a lot of
people, I have clients.
I talk to a lot of people, Ihave clients.
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I talk to clients all the timeand talk about anything and
everything, and probably talkedabout pineapples at some point.
Right, and be like hey, did youknow this shit right?
Am I the only one that didn'tknow this?
Am I naive, right?
And one of my clients told meabout loofahs and each loofah.
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Let's pull this shit up realquick.
What are we gonna?
Google search Loofah, loofah,swingers.
Yeah, hey, right.
The first fucking result.
It's called the Villages,florida's friendliest hometown.
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It had to fucking come fromflorida.
You know all the crazy shithappens in florida.
Okay, all right.
So a white loofah is fornovices and beginners.
A purple loofah is a voyeur andpeople who like to watch.
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I'm not lying, this shit'sright here.
I'm telling you.
A pink loofah is a soft swapPeople who like to do it with
others in the room.
That's like full-on swinger, Iguess.
Like, what's a soft swap?
I have no idea.
Like only, I will only allowyour wife to have sex with me,
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but you can't, your husbandcan't, have sex with my wife,
right?
What is a soft swap, right?
I don't know enough about thisshit.
Blue, lowest level of full swapthose who can play well with
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others.
Yellow that's a mid-level swapFor those who want to have fun,
but still nervous.
You know, intrepidation little.
I don't know if I want your mantouching my balls.
Um, black is a full swap.
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Those who say what the hell,let it all go.
They say what the hell, let itall go.
They say what the hell, andthey do it.
That's a black, that's a fullswap.
Like we're all just fucking.
Let your balls touch my balls.
I don't care.
Like sword swapping and shitSwords crossing.
You know your sword, yeah,uh-uh.
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No sword swaps or no swordcrossing.
Teal B those who want toincrease their dating chances.
So if you find yourself in thevillages, you will no doubt see
lufas attached to cars.
This is a friendly guide, soyou don't make the same mistake
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I did.
So.
I don't know, I didn't click onthis, but I guess this person
probably has a uh, a story totell where they went to fucking
the villages in florida,wherever the hell that is, and
somebody probably seen a loofahon somebody's antenna or
(14:07):
something right, oh, and like,picked it up and took it to the
door of the house and say, hey,you left your loofah outside.
And like, hey, they probablyopened the door naked or
something right, like some somecrazy shit.
He probably just grabbed himand said come in here, baby, oh,
hell, no, we'd be likescreaming help, I'm getting
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raped by a couple.
Oh, stupid man.
Oh man.
So we have Friday night, 9 pm,havana night with Stephanie and
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Carlos.
Stephanie and Carlos do JustDance Thursdays.
That's their little gig.
It's Thursdays, that's liketheir little gig.
And they said they were goingto have a salsa singer join us.
Yeah, I saw that.
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So Stephanie explained it.
As we are DJing and playingsome salsa, some bachata, some
merengue, some cumbias, the guyis going to sing along.
I guess he probably knows quitea bit of the music pretty well.
That'll add a little bit moreof an authenticity thing to it.
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It'll feel real authenticbeyond everything that we're
already going to do.
As far as decorations and LEDsand string lights and all the
balloons that you have, when arethose coming?
The balloons will be heretomorrow, wednesday.
Uh-huh, all right, and I have amessage debris out to see if we
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can show up early on Thursday.
Yeah, if not, we'll have toearly on Thursday.
Yeah, if not, we'll have to goearly Friday, which is fine.
I think that's enough time.
How long is it going to take youto knock out balloons?
Two hours, probably, a littlebit more than that, oh really,
yeah, all right.
Well, I'll sit there and drinkor something.
You're going to sit there andhelp me.
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I'm not blowing up no balloons,girl.
We have a machine.
Stop it.
No, I'm not doing that either.
We have a machine.
I have dainty oh, sure you do.
I have dainty little.
I have dainty skin on my littlehands and fingers.
You have sausage fingers.
You can't tie the balloons.
I ain't got no fucking sausagefingers.
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I ain't fat, what the fuck man.
I ain't got no fucking sausagefinger.
I ain't fat, what the fuck man.
I got your goddamn sausagefinger right here, girl.
So I wonder if I don't know thatwe're going to have a line of
people waiting to arrive to comein, right, but I do think we'll
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have a constant flow of peoplecoming in post nine o'clock,
probably 9.30.
I think people will co-instituethan that.
Oh, really, yeah, just so theycan find a seat.
Well, if it's anything likelast month's or more or better
(17:25):
or increased, yeah, that wouldbe a wise idea.
They're going to have to come,sit down and get a seat if they
want to be able to sit.
Yeah, because there's only somuch room in the lounge and then
a lot of the tables from themiddle are going to get moved
out to create a quote-unquotedance floor there.
Yeah, I think we're going tohave two bartenders I talked to
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Bree and Nate, and one of theother girls, katie or something,
I don't remember her name verywell.
She'll be there.
We won't need security, butobviously we'll have security
there.
They're there by default.
They're good to have.
We don't want some little kidssneaking in.
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Yeah, I mean for that portion,right, but as far as the
demographic that's going to bethere Friday night, it's going
to be mature people.
It's going to be older, matureor it's going to be there friday
night.
It's going to be mature people.
Yeah, it's going to be older,mature or it's going to be
younger and mature and acombination.
But mature period, right,they're not going to be.
No goofing around, no horseplay, no bullshit.
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No, no fighting.
No, no belligerent drunks andthings like that.
You know, all of these peopleare there to dance.
They're there to have a goodtime.
They're there to have a coupledrinks.
Let loose Some good fun.
Yeah, and hopefully we're ableto transform 1933 Lounge into
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kind of like I don't know, Idon't really know how to say it,
but we were just at monjigardens doing the uh, the
wedding there last saturday.
Yeah, it was beautiful and itwas almost like you were
transported.
This a different place, right?
Yes, so hopefully that's theidea is, maybe not this time,
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but as we grow and as we developthis, this Latin night, this
Havana night at 1933, hopefullywe'll we are able to transport
people into a different, adifferent place.
Yeah, make it feel like they'rein Havana.
Yeah, make it feel like they'rein Havana.
Yeah, make it feel like they'rein Cuba and and and you know,
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um, and I, really I can't waitfor Halloween.
Like I know all these people,they dress up and they bring
their dancing shoes and they doall of those things you know.
Just, but I feel like Halloween.
I mean, we could really dressup Havana.
What era is Havana?
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What time period is that?
Is that the 60s?
Is that the Cuban MissileCrisis?
What era is the Havana Nights?
I don't know, but it'd be cool.
Something like a Coco Bongo.
Well, that's all over Cancun,right with Jim Carrey in the
mask, and that's like a realpopular thing.
(20:34):
Yeah, so Havana Knights is setin 1958, during the period
leading up to the CubanRevolution.
Yeah, so we'll be looking at 50sattire.
You know, if we could get ahavana night halloween edition.
You know we could have a, acostume party, like a costume
(20:57):
contest.
Yeah, right, who, what couplelooks the most authentic?
You, who has the best fruitbasket on their head?
Hey, you think somebody willwear one, probably.
I don't see why not Like a realone?
I don't know about a real one.
Will it have an upside downpineapple on it?
I hope not.
It better stay the hell awayfrom us, hey, but they might
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find somebody that likes thatkind of thing.
Right To each their own.
Yeah, I'm not one to judge, Idon't care.
Have fun, do your thing.
Saturday no wedding.
So we got a nice littleSaturday off, which, look, when
we do 1933, when we do clubs,when we do parties, when we do
weddings, we don't really getout of hand or anything.
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You know, I'm not a heavydrinker.
I might have one drinkthroughout the entire night, and
usually not even that, andusually I won't even eat.
No, simply for the fact that Idon't want to have to go caca
while I'm DJing, like here.
Look one, I don't have anypre-recorded mixes.
(22:08):
Yeah, I don't do that.
Yeah, I probably should createone.
You know that's 30 minutes longor something, because you don't
know how long it's going to takein the bathroom.
You don't know what your gutsare going to do to you, that's
true.
You don't know, you could havesome explosive diarrhea.
Yeah, dumb and dumber, styleJeff Daniels shaking his legs on
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the toilet.
That's pretty sad, oh man, hey.
But hey, jim Carrey poured allof that laxative in his drink.
He did.
He was jealous, he was madbecause he was dating that girl.
Yeah, that was his boy.
Yeah, and they still ended upfriends and loved each other and
they got this stupid scooter.
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But what's the worst thing whenyou can't find a bathroom?
Shitting on yourself, yeah,what were you going to say?
Because that's not what youwere going to say.
Shitting on yourself is theworst thing.
The worst feeling is not havingthe urge to have to go to the
bathroom and you can't find abathroom.
Yeah, that's pretty terrible.
(23:14):
Or the bathroom is taken,somebody's in it and it's only
one stall, or something.
That's when you say, fuck it,I'm going to the women's
restroom, or you upper deck it.
What is that?
You don't know what an upperdeck is, I don't know.
Well, guys are able to urinatein sinks, right, tall guys.
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I can't speak for these littleWilly Wonkas walking around,
these little, these little OompaLoompas, these little Oompa
Loompas, right, I can't speakfor them?
I'm 6'3".
I can pee in a sink if I had to, right, I'm tall enough that it
reaches, yeah.
So I imagine if push came toshove, worse came to worse, you
(23:59):
can get your ass up on the sinktoo, right?
No, but didn't that happen inBridesmaids, that movie
Bridesmaids?
Oh, I don't know, did it?
Yeah, they shit in the sink.
Well, because they all had badfood, remember.
She took them to a shittyrestaurant, come on.
Oh, they all got food poisoning, right, and they were all
rushing to the bathroom, yes,and then one said F it and went
(24:21):
in the sink, and the other onein the middle of the street Ugh,
ugh Nasty, baby, ugh, grossNasty.
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What else do we got?
We got the podcast starting.
The guys will be over heretomorrow afternoon.
Yeah, we'll have the turntablesgoing and some food, some
drinks, smoke, drink.
Whatever you want to do, Idon't care.
No blunts in the house, though,man, that shit, we couldn't get
that fucking smell out.
(25:02):
No, man, and I smoke, but Idon't smoke blunts.
I guess, jesus Christ, thatshit was terrible.
So, if anybody listening, don'tlet people smoke blunts in your
house, that stank will stayaround for a long time.
What's the difference between ablunt and smoking weed?
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A blunt has tobacco in it,right?
I don't know.
I don't know what a blunt has,but it was pretty heavy, yeah,
it wasn't great.
The next time he rolled, I gavehim some of that jet fuel, snow
fuel, uh-huh, and they rolledthat and used that and that
(25:45):
smelled fine, right?
Yeah, so I'm pretty surewhatever he had had fucking
tobacco in it or something, andI don't like that, I don't like
tobacco.
The only tobacco I like is whenI was a kid and my dad used to
smoke a cob pipe.
Yeah, and it's a funny thing howsensories work with memories.
(26:05):
Right, sensories tie intomemories.
They're very, very almost handin hand.
Yeah, like it's automatic,right For me.
I smell acetone and it remindsme of my mom's beauty shop,
right, I grew up in a beautyshop.
Yeah, and it reminds me of mymom's beauty shop.
(26:26):
I grew up in a beauty shop.
If I smell perm, chemical, Iknow those smells anytime I walk
by and every once in a while.
It doesn't happen very oftenanymore because obviously pipes
and tobacco are not superpopular or whatever it may be in
the sense of free tobacco andnot cigarettes and chemicals and
(26:47):
everything else, but I cansmell that, yeah, and that's why
I like to go to like ross orother places and go to their
candle section and they a lot oftimes they have these candles
called pipe tobacco and itsmells just like dad did.
Right, I can, I can smell it.
It's a memory thing.
And the same thing happens withall of your sensories.
(27:07):
With music, you hear a certainsong comes on and you were in
love in high school or something, and that reminds you of your
time in high school with whoeveryou were with.
Yeah, right, yeah, so the guyswill be here.
We'll podcast.
We have four of them set up.
I'm probably gonna have to takea look at these settings because
(27:29):
I I hear a lot of air in the inthe uh headphones for some
reason.
Um, but when we pause or westop the podcast, we can replay
it right now and we'll we'll seewhat it sounds like.
It could be perfect, perfect,yeah, because we didn't skimp on
these microphones and thisRodecaster Pro 2 and these
(27:53):
headphones and all of that.
We definitely did not skimp onit, yeah, so we'll roll with a
couple podcasts.
We'll do a Gordie B and a QueenB, just me and you.
Yeah.
And then we'll do one yeah, itwas the AC.
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Yeah, I just turned it off, oh.
So yeah, we're just going tohave to leave that off because
that shit is way too loud andthis shit sounds super crisp now
, yeah, and imagine, once I dialin all of the microphone, gain
and attack and all those othersettings, this will be a real
nice show to listen to.
(28:34):
You know, if you want to listento it, if you don't, I don't
care.
You know it's kind of a diaryfor me.
You know it'll be a nice thing.
I don't really know that a lotof people think about.
Later Our daughters will havethese.
It's like an audible diary.
Our daughters will have thesefiles long after we pass and
(29:03):
they'll get to hear us and allof our crazy shit and how
demented we are or aren't, andthey'll get to hear that, which
is kind of nice.
That's a win, no matter what.
Right, like, if I get fivepeople that subscribe to our
podcast, whatever, yeah, end ofthe day, if and when I pass,
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they'll have our voices.
They'll have all of these,which is kind of cool with the
audio guest books too, right,you know, when we take them to
parties and weddings, yeah, um,everybody has a guest book you
can all go up to and write a.
I wish you guys the best.
I hope blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah.
But when it's somebody's voiceand that person is gone, now
that's a wonderful thing.
You know, you can always goback and listen to their voice.
(29:49):
It's a little bit more thanjust a written.
But look now, oh shit, if Iwere to pass, would you go back
and listen?
Yeah, hell, yeah, yeah, all thetime, all the time.
I would too, all the time, eventhough if it made you shitty I
don't think it would make meshitty you being gone would be
(30:14):
the shitty.
Yeah, that's what would make meshitty me hearing your voice.
It would be like tears ofhappiness, right, it would be
like I miss this person.
I love this person.
Um, that person was my bestfriend, that person I did
everything with, I wenteverywhere with.
We were attached at the hip.
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Um, not that we don't havefriends, but you're my best
friend.
So the majority of my time Iwant to spend with my best
friend.
Right, and again, you know,allie had that post the other
day talking about somebodylooking for a caterer, right,
(30:59):
and she's Allie's friend on, orhe.
I say she, whoever it may beshe was Allie's friend on social
media and they didn't even hither up first before posting that
or anything else.
Now in their defense, look, wecan pay for anybody.
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We want to pay for catering,wise, right.
It doesn't necessarily meanthat I was catering tacos.
If I'm catering barbecue, youknow, fuego's is probably not
the right place for me to askfor catering from, right.
But in the case that it wasjust generic catering, there was
no direction on kind of food,style of food, anything like
(31:43):
that.
Then, yeah, why didn't you hitme up?
I replied to her post orwhatnot, and I was thinking
about it.
We don't have friends in thesame sense that people used to
(32:03):
have friends, or we do, but weuh, we blur the line with social
media.
Yeah, so that friendship lineis kind of blurred and
especially like, if you openyour phone right now and go to
facebook and go to your personalpage, scroll down just slightly
to see the number of friendsthat you have or people that you
(32:25):
have are on social media withyou, it's clearly labeled
friends.
Yeah, now I have like 4,800 or4,300 or some ridiculous number,
right, and I think Facebookmaxes you out at 5,000.
Okay, um, I obviously don'thave 4 000 friends.
No, um, I couldn't name 4 000names.
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No, um, um, I couldn't tell youanything about half of the
people on social media, right?
Um, for me, just like thislittle podcast, right now,
social media is a diary.
Yeah, it's a place for me to beable to put down things that
are on my mind random things,silly things, business, most of
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its business, much of itsbusiness.
Much of it is.
If I didn't have business orfamily, I want't be on social
media.
Yeah, I just have no interestin it.
Um, which sounds funny comingfrom me, because I fucking post
all the fucking time.
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I post a lot, um, but again, thethings that I post are mostly
business and or endeavors orhobbies or interests or trying
to help somebody else out.
Yeah, like posting for Savannahand Allie and Jose today, for
Fuegos and for the, the sweetshack.
You know, yeah, I posted, yeah,and you know it doesn't do
(33:59):
anything for me, necessarily.
No, uh, savannah's a good girl,allie and Jose good people.
You know it doesn't do anythingfor me, necessarily.
No, savannah's a good girl,allie and Jose good people, you
know, they're working, they'rebusting their butts, they're
trying, they're making an effort.
You know, and I have no problemat all supporting any and
everybody.
I can, yeah, I always will, andyou know more than anybody else
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the additional things that we door that I do that we don't post
, we don't tell everybodyeverything that we do.
All the time I said, look at me, I did this good thing, this
good deed, that this, that andthe other.
Right, you know, was it a gooddeed?
Posting for Savannah today?
Absolutely, absolutely.
Does everybody know the two orthree other things that we did
(34:45):
today to help other people outthat we did not post about or
talk about or anything else?
No, and you know, we're notlooking for I'm missing the word
, it's a real good wordRecognition or something along
(35:11):
those lines.
Right, not looking for that?
Not at all.
Me, posting for Savannah doesn'tdo anything for me, nothing at
all.
I have no ties to her businessor anything, anything else.
You know, I don't supply herwaffle batter, I don't supply
her fruit and ice cream andeverything else I don't.
You know, I don't.
I don't supply any.
(35:31):
I have no vested interest atall, um, but yeah, I like to.
I like to post about what'scurrently going on in G's life.
So mom can see it, family cansee it, no other reason.
(35:56):
Otherwise, again, I wouldn'tjump on social anymore.
But it's too good for business.
Yeah, it's too good of a of anadvertising platform.
Um, it's too good.
Yeah, right, it's today'snewspaper.
You know, you see, everythingrevolves around it right now.
(36:17):
You see these little memes andstuff.
You know people try torationalize or whatnot, and, oh,
everybody's heads are in theirphone all the time.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah.
And and then all you got to dois go back and look at, like
chicago and new york in the 40sand 50s, and what do you see?
(36:38):
Everybody in in a newspaper,everybody is holding a newspaper
, everybody is buying anewspaper from the.
What you can get on a, on aphone, on a device, yeah, and
(37:05):
through a device, through aphone, you can get different,
different stories, if you will,different perspectives, right,
uh, as opposed to only gettingthe New York Times that may say
Israel, israel, israel, right,versus going to Al Jazeera or
(37:28):
something that says, you know,palestine's doing this, israel's
doing this, this is what'sgoing on in the region and you
know things of that nature,where you actually have the
ability to make up your own mind, right, you're not fed
information and told what tothink or what to believe.
You can gather information fromall kinds of different sources
(37:52):
at this point, and then it's upto you, an intelligent human
being, to try to decipherthrough the bullshit and the
lies and the.
You know, everybody has a,everybody has a, a hidden agenda
, right, an alternate agenda.
(38:14):
Right, somebody's going to becheering for the raiders and
somebody's going to be cheeringfor the Niners?
Right, and everybody has anagenda as far as that goes,
because while I'm rooting forthe Raiders, I'm also rooting
for the Broncos and the Chargersand the Chiefs to all fucking
(38:34):
lose that week, because I havean agenda.
Right, I have a hidden agendathat I want the Raiders to be
first place in the division, youknow.
So it could be something assmall as that, simple as that,
all the way up to somethingthat's very, very, very
controversial.
Yeah, talking about israel andpalestine, talking about
religion, talking about politics, talking about all these things
(38:55):
that there's a whole lot ofpeople in the world that only
get fed information from onesource, one side whether that's
one of my old uncles listeningto Fox News, or a friend
listening to MSNBC or CNN orwhoever all these other outlets
(39:20):
are, or news that comes acrossyour Facebook feed or your
Instagram feed.
Right yeah, a little deep for aninitial podcast conversation.
Jesus Christ, I know baby.
Well, damn, going off ontangents and rants that might
have just lost us a bunch ofviewers.
(39:40):
No, I don't think so.
We didn't go too into detail.
You know why.
It didn't lose us any, becausewe don't have any.
I can say any of the fuckingthing I want to say right now.
I ain't got no viewers, I ain'tgot no listeners.
Let's see, you can only do asmuch as you can do.
(40:13):
We tried for everybodylistening.
That was a text message thatcame across and it's none of
y'all's fucking business.
We ain't telling youmotherfuckers everything, even
though it might seem like it,when we post on a daily.
(40:38):
So we're going to be making atrip down south this weekend.
We'll be back next week.
Passed my test for work, so Iofficially have a job.
You've had a job, I've had ajob.
But if I didn't pass that testwithin three attempts, I was
(40:59):
either going to be out of a jobor probably relocated or
something like put in anotherdepartment or something.
So now that your job is secured, does that mean I get to quit
mine?
Absolutely.
Well, now that my job is secure, right, and we have G's Body
Works, yeah, and we have CaliEntertainment Group, we have
(41:23):
Busy B, we have DJ Gordy B Well,I guess we can go into that now
.
Right, that's another segue.
We can start talking about thebusinesses.
We've been working with StacyHenzo.
She's been doing a lot of ourgraphics, our flyers, our logos,
things of that nature, andshe's also going to be doing a
(41:45):
website for us.
We got some CRM softwareHoneyBook that Nathan Antwine
and Courtney Antwine put us onto.
So we'll start going into thatand getting our contracts and
all of our information and ourpackages and our pricing and
things of that nature set up sothat when somebody hits us up we
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can put their information intoour system.
It will instantly email themthe contract and disclaimers.
And if it's a wedding or aparty, whatever it, what you
know, what music do you want?
What are your special songs?
Who are your people?
Where's the location?
You know everything.
Yeah, hopefully, take a littleerror out, not that I.
(42:31):
I feel like we've had any errorwe've done just fine uh,
managing without anything, crmand things like that've got to
go to the bank.
On Friday we're going to go getour business account set up for
our LLC.
That'll be set up.
(42:51):
It's going to change ourpersonal cards as well, so it's
going to upgrade our cards orsomething so we avoid, like,
fees or overdrafts or all kinds.
Was it Sapphire, was it ChaseSapphire?
Was it Chase Business,something like that.
And we're going to stick withChase.
(43:15):
We thought a lot about differentbanks, local banks, credit
unions, all of that, and I kindof just feel that Chase, with
the upgraded business accountand cards that avoid fees and
things of that nature, we'reable to wire money to locations
without a fee, instead ofChase's $50 fee, which the guy
(43:39):
over at Chase was real nice.
He's like, hey, I suggestWalmart, yeah, right For the
wiring.
Wiring, yeah, but it's fromperson to person, yes, kind of
like Western Union or something,I would suppose.
Uh-huh.
So, while that is nice, it's anice option to be able to try to
get some money down to somebodyin Mexico or across the world,
(44:00):
somewhere that has a Walmart.
That it's a nice option to beable to try to get some money
down to somebody you know inmexico or across the world,
somewhere that has a walmartthat they can walk into and
provide their id and stuff andgrab money.
But in our case, when we'redealing with businesses and
things of that nature, we'reyeah, we need to wire account to
account, which that's notwalmart's deal.
I guess that's still in thebanking realm.
(44:20):
So we'll get that taken care of.
We'll have the website upprobably in the next couple
months.
Got a party on Sunday, yeah, andthen we take off.
Yeah, just go, go go this nightAfter Sunday and then we'll be
back.
Who was it Wednesday, thursday,was it Alex Garcia, mobile
(44:44):
mechanic?
Oh, yeah, Came out, came out tothe house, put new brakes all
around the Jeep, uh-huh,recharged the AC on site here.
Yeah, somebody that we're goingto start using.
Yeah, we don't like to gonowhere.
Well, you know, look, it's notthat I don't mind going
(45:08):
somewhere, it's just that I feelBakersfield has a lot of subpar
mechanics, yeah, of subparmechanics.
Yeah, I feel like I've been letdown by quite a few, uh,
dealerships, mechanics, thingsof that nature.
And it's not the ignorant stuff, right, it's not like hey, I
went in to have my brakeschanged and now my
(45:30):
transmission's not working.
Well, that's, that's just acoincidence, right?
And I'm not trying to rakeyouake little shops over the
coals and say, oh, I'm trying toget a free transmission out of
this, because I just had it inthe shop and you touched my
brakes.
I'm like, come on, we knowbetter than that.
But when you go have somethingdone and it's not done right, or
you go have something done andthere's no communication,
(46:02):
there's no.
Hey, just want to let you knowthis is what's going on with it.
This is our eta, this is whatwe're thinking.
How long it's going to take,you know, no communication at
all.
Yeah, like, uh, I've dropped myjeep off, the little cherokee,
the 93 cherokee.
We dropped that off before wewent to mom's out in ohio, and
that was a fucking couple monthsago.
Yeah, now I've, as I've gottenolder I'm 43 now I've gotten a
little bit more patient, notsuper patient, but a lot more
(46:25):
than I used to be.
Um, it used to be where I wouldprobably call every other day
hey, what's going on?
What's going on?
What the fuck's the status?
Are you guys gonna let me know?
Like what the hell?
Right, yeah, but I didn't dothat.
So a month after we got back, Icontacted them.
I'm like, hey, well, you knowwhat's going on.
And we're like, oh, we found X,y and Z and it'll be this much,
(46:47):
this much, this much.
And I was say, hey, it's readyfor pickup.
Yeah, I'm like okay.
And I wasn't able to get backto them that day because, hey,
(47:07):
I'm busy sometimes.
Right, you know, you work threejobs, you work 18 hours a day,
whatever it may be.
Look, I just don't always havetime to respond to, to check, to
look, it's like man, I.
So the next day I also got atext message from them that said
your vehicle is ready.
And then, right after that, canyou please call us?
(47:29):
Yeah, I'm like.
I'm like, okay, yeah, noproblem, you know, they probably
want to know when I'm going topick it up, even though they
went a month withoutcommunicating with me anything.
Now that they've messaged me in, less than 24 hours later, they
want to hit me up again becausethey want to collect their
money and get my Jeep out oftheir shop.
So I call them back and they say, hey, your rear hub fell apart
(47:52):
when we drove the Jeep to thefront of the shop fell apart
when we drove the Jeep to thefront of the shop and I'm like,
oh okay, what's this one goingto cost me, right, what's next?
Yeah, yeah.
And they were like, oh well,it's just the rear one, it's
going to be this.
I was like, well, can you checkthe others?
Yeah, can you check thedriveline?
Can you check the transfer?
Can you check all the U-joints?
(48:14):
Can you check everything?
Right, just check everything,please.
Yeah.
And they said they did they,everything else looked fine and
they replaced the back.
So that's finally ready to pickup.
And when we do pick it up, whenwe get back, um, I'm still
gonna have alex work on it.
I think, yeah, until alex showsme something of concern right,
like he's not reliable,trustworthy, good work, things
(48:40):
like that I'm going to continuerolling with the guy.
I liked him yeah, I did too.
He was a decent dude and wewere hospitable.
Fed him, gave him something todrink, gave him a beer, gave him
a couple waters, gave him acouple Arizonas.
Yeah, good guy, what else do wegot going on Just working.
(49:08):
You hit the microphone, that'sextra noises.
It is unacceptable on thispodcast.
This is unacceptable on thispodcast.
This is a professional podcast.
Sure, what you better act likesomething, what else?
(49:30):
What else?
Mario Golf?
Yeah, I do love Mario Golf,mario Golf.
We're not quite sure how thistranspired or happened.
We have an idea, but we loveplaying Mario Golf.
Now I'm pretty sure whathappened is I have my shield on
the TV NVIDIA Shield, it's alittle Android box and I have
(49:54):
emulators on it and games on itlike thousands and thousands and
thousands of ROM games and Ithink I wanted to play golf for
some reason.
So I was looking throughNintendo, super Nintendo,
nintendo 64, and I think I founda golf on Nintendo 64 and it
was Mario Golf, and no shit.
(50:15):
This was just last year.
We were playing Mario Golf on aNintendo 64 and it was Mario
Golf, and no shit.
This was just last year.
We were playing Mario Golf on aNintendo 64 emulator.
The graphics were complete shit,complete garbage.
The gameplay was you knowwhatever, but it was fun.
It's a fun game.
Yeah, they have special shots,they have different modes and
things like that.
So we loved it so much and wewere playing it so much, I was
(50:37):
like you know what?
We need to buy a Switch for thehouse.
Yeah, you know a NintendoSwitch for the house so we can
play and so also the girls canhave something to play on when
we're all here, even when we'renot here.
So the girls, you know theyplay Mario Kart and they play
Minecraft, dungeons and whateverelse.
We just got them.
(50:58):
Just dance, oh, just dance waspretty huge.
Yeah, that was great.
Nintendo switch just danceultimate edition or something.
I think it's like 90 bucks, butI think it has a whole bunch of
uh, expansion packs built intoit.
You know, the original game'sprobably 40, then the just dance
expansion one, two, three andfour.
(51:19):
Another twenty dollars, tendollars a piece.
So I just bought the big one,right, I wanted all the music
and we love music here.
We all love music.
Um, and, yeah, no, sooner that,we got that game downloaded
onto the switch and booted up,the girls even you babe got on
(51:39):
it and we're having a ball,having a great time.
So when they get over here thisweekend, yeah, we can pick them
up Friday.
Yeah, when they get over herethis weekend, we're probably
going to be doing a lot of justdance, especially on Saturday,
since we don't really haveanything going on that.
We don't have anything going onon saturday.
(52:01):
Um, rich is having his event athis house out there by the kern
river.
Okay, for, uh, big fred, djfred.
Okay, months, abyss, yeah, Idon't, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
murder the last name montssibis,whatever it is right Fred.
Fred had an unfortunatediagnosis this year, so people
(52:23):
are kind of rallying around himand trying to help him and help
his family and do things of thatnature.
And Rich this weekend is goingto have a barbecue cook-off at
his place where I believeseveral entries, several people
are going to try to see who hasthe best barbecue, which sounds
good to me.
(52:44):
I can go around picking on somemeat and eating and just
hanging out.
So maybe we'll sneak over thereand try to support for a minute
, Maybe make a donation, maybeenter a raffle, whatever.
If we win, great.
If we don't, great.
And we've already donesomething for Fred a month or
two ago, for a week, allproceeds from G's Body Works
(53:07):
went to Fred and his family.
I don't know what's over by you.
I dropped my phone.
Don't be stepping on it,dragging it across the floor
with your foot.
Man Like hey, is it no Dick?
(53:28):
But guess what, you're my dick.
I don't need a dick.
Okay, I have one, I don't needan extra one.
Don't call me a dick, dick, Idon't need a dick.
Okay, I have one, I don't needan extra one.
And don't call me a dick, dick,pussy, guess what, guess what.
You're my pussy.
Yeah, I am Stupid.
And now, look, people are goingto be listening to this shit and
(53:49):
they're not going to understandthat here, this is what Marion
does.
This is what, what, okay, what?
Here, this is what Marion does.
This is what this is whatMarion does.
If I call her anything or I sayshe's a pain in the ass or
anything with a negativeconnotation to it, right, she'll
say but guess what, I'm yourpain in the ass and guess what.
(54:17):
You can't give me back.
I'm not trying to give you back, I'm all yours.
Baby, you gotta put up with myshit.
Let's see oh, savannah and thetaco shack fuego's taco shack
and grill Fuego's Taco Shack andGrill.
Savannah's Sweet Shack is up to21 posts for this, 21 likes for
(54:41):
this latest post.
To go tell people to go supporther, nice.
So I really hope people go outand support her.
That would be nice.
She's a sweet girl.
She's worked hard.
You know she's young.
I mean, how old is she?
I believe she's 18.
See, that's impressive, becauseat I mean, how old is she?
I heard her have her own truck.
I believe she's 18.
See, that's impressive, becauseat 18, I was irresponsible as
(55:02):
fuck.
Yeah, she's a good girl.
Well, I'm still probably 80%irresponsible, right, I just
have the means and the money Tobe irresponsible, to be
irresponsible and get away withit.
Right, that's probably what itis.
You know, us men, we probablynever grow up fully, right?
(55:24):
We, we, all we come into moneyand then we can do whatever the
fuck we want, right?
Yeah, it's like I want to buy apodcast.
I'm gonna do a podcast, then Iwant to start djing.
I'm gonna start djing.
Then I want to massage.
I'm gonna start massaging.
Then I want to barbecue.
I'm I'm going to start DJing,then I'm going to massage.
I'm going to start massaging,then I'm going to barbecue.
I'm going to start barbecuingthen.
No, we're not barbecuing.
I'm still thinking about it.
No, we're not doing that.
I think, look, listen, it'senough.
No, it's not up to you, it'senough.
(55:44):
I have a say.
Now listen to me.
This is my thinking, right?
Even 16 hour work day, I work 9hours for dignity, common
spirit, whatever I do, another 4hours body's work, g's body
works, cupping, scraping,massaging, adjusting, all that
(56:06):
good stuff.
And then you know this DJ stuffis work, right?
You don't just show up to aplace and go DJ.
There's a lot, a lot, lot, alot of hours and time behind the
scenes, collaborating withpeople like tomorrow we'll have
uh, patamime ilflow dos muchos,myself and who.
(56:28):
Who knows if anybody else willjust come to hang, right?
Yeah, uh, but I have dedicatedmy wednesday nights to this
little thing that we're creatingcalled a podcast.
What was I talking about?
Again, baby, we're talkingabout you know you're able to do
(56:49):
all these things.
No, we were talking aboutsomething else.
We said something else.
We were talking about Savannah,that she's young and she can do
all this stuff.
We got past that.
You said you could beirresponsible.
We got past that.
We talked about the podcast.
I don't think so.
I'm going to have to remindthis podcast to find out what
(57:11):
the hell I was talking about,because I forgot.
I don't think you can have apodcast if you don't have a good
memory.
Wait, wait.
What was I talking to y'allabout?
You did that the other day.
Hey, I did that.
Who were we?
Oh, with Tino.
Uh-huh, my old friend TinoGaitan.
(57:32):
Is it Gaitan, tino Gaitan, Ithink yeah.
He showed up over at 1933 withhis lovely little wife, hung out
with us and we were having aconversation while I was DJing
and I completely lost track ofwhat the hell we were talking
about.
I started answering somethingand I had to stop and say hey,
(57:52):
what was I talking about?
What were we talking about?
Again, that's bad, baby.
Hey, don't undo those.
We got to put them back in thebox and we got to transport them
over to 1933.
Like you're going to have toroll them all back up.
Like you create more problemsin work for yourself and me.
You know what was funny today?
What that somebody asked me ifmy mommy and daddy were home.
(58:16):
Okay, okay, look, I understandthat you're five foot two.
I understand that you'resmaller than my two biological
daughters.
I understand that.
But look, you in no way, shapeor form look like an adolescent
(58:43):
or a teenager, alright.
So for a weirdo dude to come upto you and say is your mommy
and daddy home?
Like dude man, you.
You smoked a few too many,daddy home.
Like dude man you.
Yeah, let me get you my daddy.
You smoked a few too many drugs.
My guy, like you're, it'spretty bad.
(59:04):
Here comes my daddy, though,with the gun.
I did have the gun.
Well, because you know, look,man, we live on Allen, all right
, we live on old Allen, allentechnically, which is a dead end
.
And after five o'clock, whenall the gardeners from penny go
(59:28):
home, when all the people fromthe back go home and the people
from next door laurel water,laurel ag or whatever they're
called, when they go home, thereis absolutely zero reason for
any single vehicle to come downour street.
Yeah, so if you come down ourstreet, I am automatically going
(59:50):
to assume bad intentions, rightlike there's no reason for you
to be here, there's no reasonfor you to be down the road,
there's nothing here for you,there's no businesses, there's
nothing.
Now, look, if you're my client,cool, which I.
I messed up.
I'm one of my clients once too.
(01:00:11):
Yeah, you did, poor guy.
He never came back.
Well, I mean, look, I've had myJeep broken into.
I've had an entire 2008 YamahaR1 motorcycle stolen from right
outside my front door.
And when I say right outside myfront door, I mean literally.
(01:00:35):
I backed my motorcycle up towhere the rear tire was
practically touching my fuckingdoor and I go outside the next
day and that motherfucker's gone.
So somebody pulled up with atruck, two individuals, but how
did you not hear it?
(01:00:56):
I can't hear it.
I don't fuck, I sleep Still.
I'm dead to the world when Isleep.
They're lucky I didn't hear it.
I'm lucky too, though, cause ifI would've shot Somebody and
killed them, I could've lost mylife as well.
Right Could be in prison.
I don't think you can just Openthe door and shoot and kill
somebody, cause they're grabbingyour motorcycle.
What do you do?
(01:01:17):
I don't know.
Property call the cops and liketussle with them, chase them,
like try to grab your bike.
I don't know, but in today'sday and age, you can't really do
shit.
And the same thing applies whensomebody breaks into your home.
No, somebody breaks into theirhome.
No, listen, no.
If somebody breaks into yourhome and their back is turned
(01:01:40):
towards you and you have scaredthem or startled them and
they're going to run back out ofyour house, that means that
they are no longer an imminentthreat or danger to you or your
life and you have no right todefend such.
So you can get in trouble forshooting somebody that was in
(01:02:03):
your house Now.
Now look.
I mean, you have split secondsto determine how dangerous this
individual is that's breakinginto your home.
Are they just a crackhead andthey're just trying to grab some
shit and leave and, you know,pawn it off and make some money,
or are they here to really harmyou?
(01:02:23):
Right, and and and?
At that point you're like, well, I'm gonna err on the side of
caution and I'm gonna fuckingshoot you in the face.
I'm gonna err on the side ofcaution and I'm going to kill
you.
But it's a.
It's a very, very.
You know, people get sued incalifornia all the time, you
know.
For you know, somebody willbreak into somebody's kitchen
(01:02:47):
window and cut themselves with aknife and they can get sued for
it.
The homeowner, it's like man.
No, that's not cool.
Man, that's.
That's ridiculous, yeah, that'sridiculous.
At that point, you might aswell put a bullet in somebody's
leg, right, I'm gonna make sureit really hurts then, right, I'm
gonna make sure you're reallybleeding.
Yeah, we're gonna make surethat there's a possibility that
(01:03:10):
you might bleed out and die.
If you're gonna break into myhouse, get cut with one of my
kitchen knives and sue me.
Motherfucker, what Hell?
No, not happening.
(01:03:31):
So what are we going to talkabout next?
I don't know.
Huh, let's talk about next.
I don't know.
Huh, let's talk about.
What do you want to talk about,mario?
That's so weird.
It makes me want to prank, callpeople with this thing.
Yeah, that'd be fun Just totalk shit to somebody, because I
(01:03:55):
think you can go into theseeffects right here and you can
make them slightly less, uh,obvious, right, so you could
probably just pitch up or downyour voice just a couple octaves
or a couple levels to where itstill sounds semi-human, maybe.
Yeah, and then talk shit tosomebody.
Yeah, get them all riled up,piss them off and then start
(01:04:19):
laughing.
And, man, that adds salt to thewounds.
Yeah, who could we prank?
I don't know, but our podcastis on an hour and four minutes
already and we've been sittinghere talking.
That's a good little podcast.
So here's.
The other thing is we knownothing about podcasts.
Nope, nothing.
(01:04:40):
So we are going to have tofigure out times.
Yeah, we're going to have tofigure out a flow.
Right, we're going to have tofigure out a flow.
We're going to have to stay onsubject on certain things.
Yeah, today was all over theplace, for sure.
Today's all over the place,just because we're testing these
mics and hanging out and wedon't know what the fuck we're
(01:05:00):
doing.
Yeah, I don't care though,because, again, guess who gets
to hear this in 30 years?
Our girls, yeah, and guess what?
No, I'm talking to my bestfriend.
So, yeah, yeah, so it reallydoesn't matter.
It's like we're on the phone,it's like I'm telling you know,
(01:05:21):
I tell people, look, you know,if the podcast blows up and
somehow comes famous as hell andall of a sudden we're on
YouTube, getting monetized andall kinds of shit, great, right,
yeah.
If not great, I don't care, Idon don't need it.
It's not a means to an end,it's, it's.
It's not, you know, delusionsof grandeur.
(01:05:44):
Where I think I'm, you know, Ijust have the sexiest voice on
the radio.
Yeah, did you say steak?
What was that Deuce Bigelow,was that big boy?
When he was fucking like 500pounds?
Yeah, jesus Christ, man, thatguy lost a lot of weight.
(01:06:07):
That's good, though.
It prolonged his life 10 years,probably, hopefully.
That's the idea, all right,well, do you want to wrap up the
podcast for now?
Yeah, or is there anything elseyou want to talk about the idea
?
All right, well, do you want towrap up the podcast for now.
Yeah, or is there anything elseyou want to talk about?
No, all right.
Well, I'm going to go ahead andend it here, all right, goodbye
everybody.
As-salamu alaykum, my brothers.
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