[Bonus] "That Thing We Found" Part 5/5

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Wylie (00:01):
Hey friends, thanks for listening to our episodes so
far.
This is the final episode ofour one shot That Thing We
Found.
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(00:21):
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This is episode of 5 of ourmore than one shot.

Kipo (01:13):
Our five shot.
It's a five shot.

Wylie (01:16):
Five episodes, multiple weekends.
Hopefully, this will be thefinale.
All right.

Brad (01:23):
We got it.

Alan (01:24):
If we had any more jelly.

Wylie (01:26):
So our characters, you guys were in the research lab
last time.
Um, Java had revealed someinteresting discoveries for you.
The purple jelly is, in fact,some of the same biological
substance as the mushroomoctopus that you have found.
Um, you guys learned that thesemushroom octopus are capable of

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body snatching.
Poor GNar has been taken overby one of these weird creatures.
You were able to knock himunconscious and stick him out in
the snow.
But he probably will be wakingup soon, and the storm is the
storm is hitting right now.
Um, so you guys are in theresearch lab.

(02:07):
You had a meeting with Pyraabout um blowing up the other
base.

Mimir (02:12):
Oh, wow.

Wylie (02:13):
We're gonna hear the wind raging outside, the snow
pounding against the that's inour waking up.

Jared (02:21):
Oh my gosh! What's happening?
Acid it everywhere, myeyes! sorry.

Wylie (02:29):
Um, so you guys are gonna have to head to the kitchen
over the team meeting and figureout how you're gonna get back
to Istid Jokul and what you'regoing to do.
Um, it seems like you'vedetermined that you need to blow
up that base.

Mimir (02:41):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, we're pretty excited about that.
We're instructed.
Making, yeah, we're making anacid nuke, basically, is what
I've described to Pyra.
So we'll see what that whatthat actually turns out.
Um, but um basically themeeting is all gonna be jibble
jabble, um, but we want to makesure that no one else has been

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taken over.
That's the objective of themeeting.
Okay.
We're all I'm we have like asecret team meeting here in the
lab, and I'll be like, allright, everybody keep your eyes
locked in, locked on, andfocused up, okay?
So maybe make sure that ifanybody's acting weird, even one

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of us is acting weird.
I'm looking at uh a ram shieldas like I just awkwardly stare
at everybody in the room.

Jared (03:33):
Alright, I think we're pretty good in here.
Alright, um perfect.
Uh and then we have morejambalaya, so that's gonna be
good.
Um and so it's gumbo.

Pyra (03:43):
He's the one that was you're right, he said it was
gumbo.
He doesn't he should know this.

Gordon (03:50):
There is something wrong with him.

Pyra (03:54):
Uh, which is better, jumbo gumbo or jambalaya?

Gordon (03:59):
Um I would say my mother's recipe of gumbo is
better.

Wylie (04:04):
Than jambalaya.

Gordon (04:05):
Than jambalaya, but jambalaya is still good.

Pyra (04:08):
I like jambalaya, has the shrimps.

Gordon (04:11):
True, it can.

Jared (04:12):
Alright, guys, we got we got body snatchers here.

Wylie (04:15):
All right.
Um Java has been tuning outpart of this meeting because you
guys have been taught spendinga lot of time talking about soup
and rice.

Mimir (04:21):
Yes.

Wylie (04:22):
And um he um raises his hand.

Mimir (04:25):
Yes.

Wylie (04:26):
Um, he was the one who discovered last time that you
have this pitcher that allowedyou to um dump acid, the um
infinite gulp, the 7-Eleveninfinite gulp.
Um and so and that worked todestroy the tentacles, which is
the only thing you've seen,mostly you've seen them get
severed.
Yeah.
And then they kind of likeanimate on them on their own,

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and it seems to be creatingalmost more of a problem.
So he found out that acidworks.
So he's been studying thatresearch journal.
And you do remember that at theIstid Jokul base, they had dug
up a um a gelatinous cube.
Oh.
And um, so he points out,

Java Script (05:04):
uh, guys, this is just a little bit of a theory,
but we were discussing how toget this creature out of Gnar.
And I think there could be apossibility that we could use
the gelatinous cube because itdoes acid damage, but slowly.
And if he were encased in theacid temporarily, we might be

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able to separate the cells ofthis creature from Gnar.

Jared (05:30):
Yeah, and there was that ankle bone, right?
So did they already try that?
Uh I'll relay.
I'll be like, there were therewas an ankle bone in the thing,
and then I'm wondering ifthey've already tried that and
it worked, or I'm not totallysure.

They didn't say anything on the holo disc that
you retrieved.
So I don't know if they used itfor that.
But it might be that they justput the sub-wizard there, they
didn't quite get about in timeto save his foot.

Gordon (05:56):
But did you try side C?
Because there was side A, sideB.

I didn't even know.

Gordon (06:04):
Did it go all the way to Z?
Like what's not?

Well, maybe Dr.
Fizzard would know because heknew that we should flip it.
Dr.
Fizzard?
Huh?
Huh?
Dr.
Fizzard.
Yes.
Um, uh is there any more infoin this hollow disc?
You know, we had the one sidewith the video finding the cube,
and then we had the second sidewith the lady that said we
should blow up the the base.
Is there anything else?

Alan (06:27):
Not not unless any of this stuff has changed since the six
months I was gone, and Sandywas nagging at me, and I oh
gosh, I remember now.
I was just sitting at home.
I really

Jared (06:38):
Alright, Dr.
Fizzridge.
All right, thank you for thatinfo.
I think we've all lost our mindequally.

Dr.
Fizzard, I like your stories.

Alan (06:48):
You're a good kid.

I'm really glad you're back.

Jared (06:53):
All right.
Well, let's head to thekitchen.
All right, I mean keep an eyeout.

Um, so we notify everybody on the walkie-talkies
that we're having a meeting inthe kitchen.

Jared (07:02):
Yeah, usually, you know, it's they don't listen to the
they don't listen to me.
Um I'll be like, all right,we're having a meeting uh in the
kitchen.
Uh we got extra snacks thistime.

Gordon (07:14):
Actually, yeah, that's uh Gordon would just come on and
say, uh, I am serving dessertuh in the kitchen for our
meeting.

Wylie (07:21):
And actually the only team member that is not with you
is Bo Jangles.
Because um So we're all gonnastare at Bo Jangles and be like
Well, Pyra was away from youguys for a while.
Yeah.
Um and and um Java was awayfrom you guys for a while too.
Sure.
Um and so also what are yougonna do with Nar?

Jared (07:40):
I don't know.
Uh uh I'll tie him up and yeah,but then he turned to jelly
last time I we tied.
Oh no, that's because he died.
Not Nar, but the other dude.

Wylie (07:49):
The uh the dwarf attacked initially, he died, and you
tied him up in your office andhe was gone.
You don't know exactly whathappened to him because Mops,
your uh automated vacuum, hadcleaned up a lot of jelly.

Jared (08:01):
So um I will tie up Nar.
Okay.
Um uh extra well with ourhandcuffs and things.
Uh not handcuff myself to him.

Mimir (08:13):
Um that's the biggest uh thing.
Um and make sure his keys aretaken off his body.

Wylie (08:19):
Okay, so Nar has no keys, he's tied up.
Are you bringing him with youto the kitchen or are you
leaving him outside in the snow?

Jared (08:25):
I mean we'll we'll leave him in the research area because
he's gonna die and if he juststays out in the snow, right?

Gordon (08:35):
Oh, I mean with the storm.

Jared (08:37):
Yeah.

Gordon (08:38):
Yeah.

Jared (08:39):
Um, we could bring him to the kitchen.
Oh, just bring him up.
I'd bring him to the kitchen.
Okay.
Okay.
I can't wait to explain that toeverybody.
Hey, we have Nar tied upbecause he's an alien.

Gordon (08:49):
Also, might tell us of their reaction.
Yeah.

Jared (08:52):
Oh man, that's so bad.
Bop, bop, bop.
All right.

Wylie (08:56):
Okay.
Um, so you guys are gonna headto the kitchen from the research
lab.
And so um, you're not gonna beable to go outside because this,
I mean, you could go outside,but I don't think you want to go
through the storm.
So you guys are gonna have topass through the greenhouse
biosphere on your way to thekitchen.
So um Bo Jangles radioed backand he said, All right, I'll be
there real soon for somecookies.
He's ready for some dessert.

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Um, so you guys are gonna headthrough the biosphere.
So let's bring up the biospherebecause we haven't gotten even
to look at that map yet.
So this is the map of our supercool biosphere.
It's circular, uh, obviously,because it's a sphere.
And um, it's got big, reallythick glass windows around the

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whole thing to let in whateversunlight you can get up here in
the Arctic.
And it's very warm.
There's gardens all around theperimeter, there's paths that
work their way through, um, kindof circular, like sort of like
spokes on a tire that extendamongst the gardens with all of
their lights and hydroponicsystems.
And then in the very center isthe chicken coop.

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And Gordon has named thesechickens.

Gordon (10:07):
Yes, we have Betty Sue.
We have uh, I believe uh I justforgot their names, so no Betty
Sue.
They're they're all named BettySue.
This is Betty Sue 1, this isBetty Sue 2, Betty Sue three.
They're just a bunch of whitechickens, so they all have to.

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There's a Hank.
Hank the tank.
Hank is uh he is the rooster.
Uh sometimes we we have littlewe have little skirmishes.
He he can be a little rude.
Uh but but deep down, Hank.
I I like Hank.
Oh, he's still fun.

Wylie (10:44):
And um did didn't you have one named um Ohio?

Gordon (10:49):
There is uh Ohio, there is Skibbity.

Wylie (10:53):
Same as the dog, so it gets really confusing.

Gordon (10:55):
Yes, yes, it's it's very, very confusing.
Yes, and then there is uh therethere is toilet.
We we don't talk about toilet.
Toilet keeps to himself andyeah, we just don't talk about
him.

Wylie (11:12):
So as you guys um step on into the biosphere, um you
know, it looks beautiful like itnormally does and warm, but
standing.

Gordon (11:23):
No picture of a chicken just came up on the screen in
the certain memory at home.
A massive one now, too, yeah.

Wylie (11:32):
He's he's standing this is uh the camera angle is you
know down low on the ground, sohe's not a giant chicken.
He's not a giant chicken, butthere there's a normal large
white chicken, nor largechicken, you know, not like a
human-sized chicken.
There's a normal but largechicken standing in the center
of the path, staring at you.
And um, Gordon, you candefinitely see this is

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absolutely Hank.
Um, and so he's standingstaring at you in the center of
the trail in the biosphere asyour group as well as tied up
and unconscious gnar aredragging your way through the
biosphere.

Gordon (12:10):
Okay, everybody, be careful, Hank.
Uh sometimes he can be kind oftemperamental.
He does have spurs and he willspur you.
Uh just be careful.
Uh, I mean he can gouge prettydeeply, so protect your eyes.
Uh, although typically he'sprobably going for their ankles.

Jared (12:29):
So uh I got this.
Don't worry.
Excuse me, sir, put yourfeathers up.
And I pull out my crossbow.
This is not a drill.

Gordon (12:40):
No, no, no.
You you need to not look, donot look at it.

Jared (12:44):
Don't tell me, don't tell me how to do my job.
I'm gonna rush him.

Wylie (12:48):
Are you gonna give me an animal handling check or are you
gonna rush him?

Jared (12:51):
I'm gonna rush him.
I'm gonna attack Hank.

Wylie (12:53):
Okay, attack Hank.

Jared (12:58):
Not bad.
21 to hit Hank.

Wylie (13:02):
Um you hit Hank.

Jared (13:05):
A sweep.

Wylie (13:06):
How much damage do you do?

Gordon (13:08):
Oh, quite a bit.
What would you say the chickenis under the surprise condition?

Wylie (13:18):
Uh I wouldn't say he's surprised because you charged at
him while yelling.

Jared (13:23):
Yeah, no, okay.
I only do five slashing damage.
Um I'm on edge.
I'm like, this is the most onedge you've ever seen, Jerry.
Yeah, yeah.
Everything that stands in ourway is an enemy of the state.

Wylie (13:40):
Oh.
Um how much you just do what?

Jared (13:43):
I do five slashing damage.

Wylie (13:45):
Do five.
Okay.
Um so you do five slashingdamage.
The uh chicken flutters up intothe air, and you slash at him.
Um you take off a foot, andhe's fluttered up in the air,
and a tentacle extends.

Gordon (14:09):
Not Hank!

Mimir (14:10):
I love the idea that um Jared was actually just
expecting to fight a chicken.

Jared (14:16):
And so he's now panicking.
He's like, oh no, it's actuallya swim.

Wylie (14:21):
So let's roll for initiative.

Gordon (14:23):
Yeah.
Nat 20.

Mimir (14:29):
Whoa!

Jared (14:29):
11 for me.

Wylie (14:31):
Gordon is gonna be going first.

Alan (14:33):
18 for me.

Wylie (14:37):
Okay, so we've got Gordon first, and 18 for Alan.

Jared (14:45):
Okay.
And 11 for me.

Wylie (14:48):
Okay.
So we've got Gordon first, Alansecond, chicken thing, uh
third, and then Jared fourth.
Gordon, you're up.

Jared (15:00):
Put your chicken feathers up, you're under arrest,
mister.
I'm having flashbags of beinggrappled again.

Gordon (15:10):
Where are we?
Okay, where is uh Hank incomparison to where I'll put you
guys on the map.
Whoops.

Jared (15:18):
If they wanted to see this map, how would they be able
to see this map, DM?

Wylie (15:22):
These maps are gonna be available for you to see on our
Patreon when we make it.
They're very but at the time ofthis episode, if you're
listening to it, we should havethese available on our Patreon.
And after this one-shotcampaign, we are we have a whole
much longer campaign planned.
Um, and so if you subscribe,you will be able to see all of

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the cool graphics from thatcampaign, as well as our behind
the blunders episodes that we'llbe releasing on there as well.

Jared (15:50):
So much content coming out, so much fun coming out.

Wylie (15:54):
I know I'm really excited for that one too.
I'm gonna be sad to leave thesecharacters though, they're
pretty awesome.
But it'll be whole newcharacters, whole new adventure.
A lot of fun.
Okay, I'm just gonna put youthree, but technically, Java and
Pyra are with you guys too.

Brad (16:10):
Okay.

Wylie (16:11):
And I got to get little chicken out now.

Gordon (16:14):
Okay, so since we're in the biosphere, and you said it's
just uh what are the walls madeof?

Wylie (16:22):
Glass.

Gordon (16:22):
Glass.
Okay.

Wylie (16:25):
So I'm gonna say Jared is right up here.
Um who would be would Alan benext?
Yeah.

Gordon (16:32):
Yeah.
So I think what Gordon justnoticing, like the best way to
deal with these things is wheneverything is cold.
So Gordon is actually gonna runup to the wall and then just go
ham on it with his uh battleaxe.

Wylie (16:50):
So he's uh you're gonna take the chicken to the wall or
Oh, you're gonna go you smashthe wall.
You're gonna smash a hole inthe wall.

Gordon (16:58):
Unless is there are there any Wait, what?
Y

Jared (17:00):
You're gonna smash our bio dome?
Yeah.
So if there's uh Can I yell athim?

Wylie (17:05):
You can if you see him heading for it.

Jared (17:07):
Don't do that.
Stop that.
It's just a chicken, it's achicken squid.
Don't break our biodome.
This is so expensive.
This is more than anybody hasever been paid ever.

Gordon (17:22):
Okay, so um are or are there any windows?
Or I'd say like windows you canopen, or are they all just like
totally sealed?

Wylie (17:32):
Okay.
So Arcane Intelligence builtthis and they are not used to a
super cold environment.
So while they did make theglass really thick, they
probably would have consideredit advantageous to be able to
open the windows.
So I'm gonna roll a luck check.

Gordon (17:47):
So you can So 100% I don't think Gordon would check.
He would probably just run upand you wouldn't know if there
was windows.
That's true, that's true.

Wylie (17:57):
All right, because you this is this is like your zone.

Gordon (17:59):
I I enjoy this place, yeah.

Wylie (18:00):
So I'm gonna let you um you can pick odds or evens, and
I'm gonna roll a d20.
And if it's what you pick, thenthere will be a window, and you
don't have to actually breakthe dome because this is very
thick glass, so shattering itwill take time.

Gordon (18:13):
Okay.
All right.
Um let's go.
Odds.

Wylie (18:18):
Okay, odds.

Gordon (18:19):
Because it's an odd situation.

Wylie (18:22):
Three.

Gordon (18:23):
Let's go.

Wylie (18:25):
Arcane Intelligence thought you would want to open
windows to the negative 30degree weather that is
consistently that cold orcolder.

Gordon (18:32):
Yeah.

Jared (18:32):
That's why they're that's why it's the bosses.

Gordon (18:35):
So where where where would the uh where would the
window be?

Wylie (18:38):
I'd say the first row, because these are this is glass
windows that go all the way upacross the dome.
So the first row, the normal,accessible, so probably all the
way around you have windows thatcan open.

Gordon (18:47):
So then uh Gordon just kind of runs off to the left uh
out of line with everyone andjust goes and uh opens a window.
Okay.
Open a window.
I'm assuming that would just bemy action.

Wylie (18:59):
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
If you have any bonus actions,if you want a bonus action rage
or anything like that.

Gordon (19:05):
It's only one chicken.
It's only that we know of.
Well, there's more.
How much?
Nah, I'll I'll save it.

Alan (19:15):
How much does the chicken weigh?

Wylie (19:16):
How much does it weigh?
Uh how much does an averagechicken weigh?
Hang on.
I'll Google it.

Gordon (19:22):
Is it enough to break the ice?

Mimir (19:26):
I don't want to be here anymore.
This is my last uh time on thepodcast.
Uh I'm retiring.
My mirrors are just like, I'mout.
I'll play myself out.

Wylie (19:39):
Well, if there's any um chicken lovers in our fans,
they're probably gonna bedisappointed in me.
But it seems like they it canvary greatly between just like
1.4 pounds and like 8.6 pounds.

Alan (19:50):
Oh, well, that's just perfect.
So anyway.

Wylie (19:54):
What does Alan do?

Gordon (19:56):
Uh well we've all started blasting.

Wylie (19:58):
Oh, you're it's not your turn.
Yeah, hang on.
I'm losing track.
I'm getting so excited aboutthis chicken.
All right, we crashed a windowopen, and that's all you do,
right?

Gordon (20:07):
Yep.

Wylie (20:08):
Okay, then it is Alan.

Gordon (20:09):
I just opened a window.

Wylie (20:10):
You opened a window that can be closed again later.
Yes.

Alan (20:13):
Uh can you responsibly.
Tell me distances.
So I see myself in the middlethere.
How far is it to the wall wherethe window is, and how far away
is the chicken?

Wylie (20:21):
I'd say it looks like it's about I don't know.
It seems like it's fifteen feeteach way.

unknown (20:28):
Oh, perfect.
That's on you, DM.
That's on you.

Alan (20:34):
I cast mage hand.
Okay.
Pick up Hank by his good leg.

Wylie (20:40):
Okay, I think you're gonna have to do grapple.
Like a grapple check.
Yeah.

Gordon (20:45):
Five.

Jared (20:46):
It'd be ten.
Uh so it'd be just a flat roll,I think.

Gordon (20:49):
It was so close.

Wylie (20:51):
What did you get?

Gordon (20:52):
Um, let me see if I add anything.
Do I add strength to the Imean?

Wylie (20:57):
I think because it's a hand, we're going flat rolls.
Okay.
Yeah.
The chicken rolled a three.
Let's go!

Alan (21:05):
It wasn't, and it has a it was on 17, and then it went
right over to seven okay.
Well, out the window.

Wylie (21:14):
Okay, you grab the chicken, you thrust the chicken
out the window into the snow.

Alan (21:18):
Yep.

Wylie (21:18):
Um, and do you do anything like your mage hand is
out there in the snow?

Gordon (21:22):
Drops it.

Wylie (21:23):
Drops it.
Okay.
Anything else happened?

Gordon (21:25):
Real quick, how far out do you go?
As far as I can.
So that's if it's 15, the rangeis 30.
Okay.
So you went.

Wylie (21:35):
You went fifteen and then another 15.

Gordon (21:37):
15 and then but a 15 back to me and then 15 out and
then 15 again.
So it's if it's 30 feet awayfrom me, then that make that
checks out.

Wylie (21:46):
Oh, you're just saying, okay, okay, okay.

Gordon (21:48):
15 to pick him up, back to me, 15.
So once I'm in the middle, I'min the middle, and Hank is right
there.

Wylie (21:54):
Okay.

Gordon (21:54):
So it will say you can cast it at the like 60 feet away
from me.

Wylie (21:58):
You can cast it at the chicken.

Jared (21:59):
Yeah, yeah.

Wylie (22:00):
So does it say how much movement that hand has per
round?

Jared (22:04):
Yeah, I think it's oh, I don't know.
Let me let me look real quick.

Alan (22:10):
Uh you can move the hand up to 30 feet each time you use
it.
Oh, there you go.

Wylie (22:17):
Okay.
So if you casted the chicken,you can basically get the
chicken to the window.

Gordon (22:21):
To the window.

Wylie (22:21):
So the chicken is grasped in a mage hand at the window.
At the window.
Gordon is next to the window.
Um, and that's also right nextto Java, who's holding his
arcane pitcher.
And Pyra is right there aswell.
But I didn't put them in theinitiative.
Um, but we'll let them insertonce every round if you guys ask
them to do something.
Cool.
Um okay.
So much.

unknown (22:42):
Okay.

Alan (22:44):
Just have a floating chicken.

Wylie (22:45):
A floating chicken.
Upside down.
In front of the window.

Gordon (22:47):
In front of the window.

Wylie (22:48):
In front of the window, clearly on his way out.
Um, so it is now the chickenthing's turn.

Mimir (22:56):
Got higher initiative than me.

Wylie (22:59):
So the chicken over here.
Um, he is going to.
I think you can struggleagainst being grappled.
So let me check.
Okay.
So I think it just has toresist again.
So it'll be a roll off of justa straight roll.

Jared (23:13):
How are we going over there?

Wylie (23:15):
Chicken roll to 17.
Okay, the chicken hops out ofthe um hand, but that was its
action.
So it is sitting on the floornext to the window with
tentacles for legs.

Jared (23:28):
Cool.
I love to see that.

Wylie (23:31):
And it is now Jared's turn.

Jared (23:36):
Cool.
I will run up uh and grab theinfinite gulp.
Okay.
Um, and say acid into it anddump it onto the chicken.

Wylie (23:46):
Okay.
So you just dump acid straightonto the chicken.

Gordon (23:50):
Actually, just kivas comes out.

unknown (23:52):
No!

Brad (23:53):
Don't waste the cavass.
Oh no.

Jared (23:57):
I said acid, I said acid.

Wylie (24:01):
So fortunately, Java also had already had it set to acid
because he was using it for acidearlier.
So you just pour acid out ofthis cool arcane pitcher with
all these glowing runes on it.
Um, they glow green, as yousay, acid.
You pour it over the chicken.
Um, there's a whoosh of theacid, and all that's left is the
chicken skeleton standing therecharred.

(24:22):
And everything else has beenliquefied away.

unknown (24:26):
All right.

Gordon (24:26):
Oh, poor Hank.
Good job, guys.
And uh, we had our fights.
We had our fights, but we hadour good times.
So for Hank, I would just liketo say maybe just take a moment
of silence, please.
Uh he is he is uh now at onewith the chicken pin in the sky
and uh may he rest in peace.

Alan (24:48):
Alan's finicking with his radio and it's making all sorts
of like in the middle of thisdrum sentence.

Jared (24:56):
You've had it off this whole time.
Um I have an idea, DM.

Wylie (25:03):
Uh-huh.

Jared (25:04):
I want to go to the dog pen and grab Finn.
Okay.
Put Finn on a leash and bringhim Finn to the meeting.
Okay.

Brad (25:11):
That's a great idea.

Wylie (25:13):
All right.
So um you guys are currentlydragging Kolepsy with you.
So who's gonna go where?

Mimir (25:18):
Uh I'll go to Finn and go with Finn.
You have Nar since you're big.
Yeah.

Wylie (25:22):
Okay.

Gordon (25:23):
So with the other NPCs, I think.
Okay.

Wylie (25:28):
So Jared's going to the dog kennels.
Um, everyone else is continuingto the kitchen together, or is
anyone else gonna do any sidemissions on the way to the
kitchen?

Alan (25:38):
Hang on.
There's still a bunch ofchickens.

Wylie (25:41):
There's a lot of chickens.

Gordon (25:44):
I mean, I'll I'll keep walking through and check on
Betty Sue and P Sue one and twoand three and four and five and
six.

Wylie (25:55):
Um so um, do you give the acid back to Java or is someone
else gonna carry it?

Mimir (26:02):
Well, yeah.
I mean I'll give it back toJava.

Wylie (26:04):
Okay.

Mimir (26:05):
Um pretty slippery, so I can just yeah.

Wylie (26:08):
Yeah, so imagine when you hand it to Java, he goes, he
holds it, he's like, don'tworry, guys, I'll lead the way.
And he steps out in front ofthe group holding the acid
pitcher, just like ready to dumpit on any chicken.
All right, so he's gonna go dothat.
You guys are gonna head to thekitchen.

Mimir (26:27):
Right.

Wylie (26:27):
Um, while we're doing that, um can everybody give me a
constitution save and a D100.

Mimir (26:35):
Uh I will say, probably going alone is not a good idea.
So, because if I get trappedwith one of these individuals by
myself, so I'll take um Alanwith me.
I can take Alan or Pyra or donot take me.

Alan (26:54):
You can say you you tell me what to do.

Wylie (26:56):
Well, you guys are already separated off.
Oh, okay.
So you're I'll radio and I'llbe like, hey, can I get one more
person coming over helping outwith the dog pens?
Okay.
I think Bo Jangles beingalready separated off.
He would say, um, all right,sure thing, I'll meet you on
over there.
Perfect.
And I know I still need to getyou something, Brad.

(27:17):
Okay, so now we're gonna Okay,I'm trying to figure out which
map to bring up.
I think we can just go get thekitchen.

Mimir (27:32):
What hey, what are we giggling?
Hey, what are we giggling outof the way?
We'll find out.
Brad's dying.

Jared (27:42):
Brad's giggling.
That's uh nervous.

Wylie (27:44):
I think we have arcadium sickness in our own studio early
taking effect.
Um okay, so uh Bo Jangles comesto you in the dog kennel.
Um as you guys he meets youthere, you're there at the same
time, as you enter.
Um, Finn is not happy.

(28:05):
He starts growling, and he heseems really irritated.
The other dogs seem on edge.
Um, but Finn seems really alertand aggressive.
Do you continue in there to gethim, or what do you want to do?

Jared (28:20):
Uh is Bo Jingles in there with me?

Wylie (28:22):
Yeah, you both entered at the same time.

Jared (28:24):
Okay.
Um, let's see.
I will like you feeling okaythere, Joe Bo Jangles?
Uh I'll just talk to him realquick.

Wylie (28:34):
Okay.
Um he's like, all right, thenum, yeah, I've been working real
hard all day, so I'm prettytired, but um, I'm doing
alright.
There's some weird stuff goingon.

Jared (28:44):
Oh that doesn't seem great.

Alan (28:47):
Um, what's your name?

Mimir (28:54):
Let's see.

Jared (28:55):
Uh I'll be like, uh, one second, yeah.
Um and I'll be like, we're onour way with the dogs.
Or with the dog.
We'll meet you guys there soon.
Uh and then I will leavewithout the dogs.
I think that's probably thebest thing.

Wylie (29:10):
And just meet everybody back in the kitchen together.

Jared (29:12):
Uh-huh.

Wylie (29:13):
Okay.
Um, so you guys are heading.

Jared (29:17):
I got to mute this thing.

Wylie (29:19):
We're just trying to clarify stuff.

Jared (29:22):
Asking questions.

Wylie (29:23):
I can't send too confusing prompts.
All right.
So we go to the kitchen.
So everyone's gonna meet in thekitchen now.
Oh, good.
All the icons are there fromlast time.
Oh, here we go.
I was like, the chicken's notsupposed to be in the kitchen.

Mimir (29:38):
Not that we know of.

Wylie (29:40):
Don't worry.
You step into the kitchen andthere are chickens everywhere.
No, not really the.

Jared (29:47):
That's my worst night.

Wylie (29:48):
That would be so funny.

Brad (29:49):
Over chicken loaded.

Wylie (29:51):
Over chicken loaded.

Gordon (29:55):
All the chickens are playing overcooked.

Jared (29:58):
No, they took the switch.

Gordon (30:00):
There's a spell called on and off, and I think that
would be really funny to callthe instead of a switch, call it
an on and off.

Wylie (30:07):
An on and off.
I like that.
Well, maybe we'll get sponsoredby Nintendo.
Yeah.
Switchs is for everyone.

Jared (30:15):
Sponsor people, Nintendo.

Wylie (30:17):
Okay, so um Gnar.
Oh, I need to put Nar in here.
He's unconscious and on thefloor.

Gordon (30:23):
So something, if if you don't mind me saying for Gordon,
something that I think he woulddo at this moment and just
understanding the thing that'sbeen going on.
I think he is probably gonna goto the freezer and pull out um
ice cream for everyone.

Wylie (30:42):
Okay.

Gordon (30:43):
Um just uh because you know, this guy, I mean again,
food.
That's his thing.
So he pulls out ice cream toserve for everybody.

Wylie (30:54):
All right.
Um so he serves you you put itand do you like hand each person
a bowl?
Do you just put it out foreveryone to serve themselves?
What do you do?

Gordon (31:03):
Um he would probably serve it up and then hand it out
to people.

Wylie (31:07):
Okay.
All right, so you describe whoyou're passing it to when.

Gordon (31:12):
I wonder.
We'll see.
Um I would go ahead, I wouldprobably start with Pyra.
He's like, oh, here you go,here is your bowl of ice cream.
Because you know, I saiddesserts, so here you go.
Um and then he'd walk over toum Java.

(31:33):
Like, here you go.
I know you like uh more of thecoffee kind of thing, so here is
the Java chip.
Oh, if you like.
Uh also Pyra has a little bitof a spicy, you know, because
she likes explosives.
Uh Alan, I go to him, I givehim uh this is for you, Alan.
What is it?
Uh it's just plain vanilla,like you.

(31:54):
In a what?
In a bowl.
Okay.

Wylie (32:00):
Alan's rolling dice.

Alan (32:03):
Okay, yeah, he just takes it.
Okay.
Oh no.

Gordon (32:07):
Oh no.
But as Gordon's walking, hegoes, does anybody smell that?
There's something stinky.
I don't Alan fart.
Alan smells the ice cream.
I think I think Alan farted.
Okay, anyway.

Jared (32:25):
All right.
Thank you so much for the icecream.

Gordon (32:28):
Here you go, Jared.
This is your ice cream.
Awesome.
Uh it's just uh, you know, it'sgot a little hint, a little
flavor.
Um, but you know, just kind ofin the in the background.
Uh, and then uh here you go,Bo.
Uh you're a hardworking man, soI give you uh chocolate chip,

(32:48):
chocolate chip cookie dough.

Wylie (32:50):
Okay.
Bo Jingles takes it and um hegoes, Oh, thank you.
It's been a real long day.
And he takes a spoonful andputs his mouth, he goes, and he
makes a screwed-up face, and hegoes, brain freeze.
Thanks.
And he takes another bite.
The same thing happens.

Jared (33:13):
And he's like, You don't have to eat like a we're not
forcing you a gunpoint to eatice cream.

Wylie (33:20):
He's like, I have to get into bite, let it.
Um, sorry, I'm going gnar.
Java.

Beau Jangles (33:24):
Um, I'll think I'll need to let it warm up a
little bit first.
It might be a little bit toocold for me.
And he sets the bowl down andand says, All right, how about
this team meeting?
What are we here to talk about?

Jared (33:34):
I I uh set my bowl down and I go up to the whiteboard
and I'm like,

Gordon (33:38):
hello, some somebody keeps farting.
I don't know who it is.
I need to stop because I keepsmelling it, okay?
I I don't know.
Whoever whoever uh this if youdealt it, please claim it, okay?
Um for the sake of everyone.

Jared (33:53):
Well we've had a very uh interesting situation here.
Uh besides that, that we'll putthat on the very last.
Um and I want uh everybody, umwe are walking down the base,
um, and we want everybody to goto uh uh their designated areas,
and we're gonna come aroundwith a dog, um, and we're gonna

(34:17):
have a conversation, all right?
So everybody's gonna be intheir own areas with and we're
gonna come around uh by me.
Uh me and Bo Jangles will walkaround with the dog, and uh
we'll go around and we will uh Iyep, we'll be good.
We'll be over there and we'lldo things, all right?

Wylie (34:37):
Okay.
Uh Pyra does not like this planbecause she is ready to blow
things up.
And so she said she says,

Pyra (34:44):
We had a plan.
I've made this whole bomb, avery, very big one, used almost
all of my explosives.

Jared (34:50):
100%.
That's great.
But the storm is going on.
We can't go out during thestorm, Pyra.

Pyra (34:56):
Right, but when storm goes away, we'll talk about it.
Yeah, we'll talk about it.

Jared (35:00):
No, we'll put it on the whiteboard.
It's on the whiteboard.
Big boom.

Pyra (35:05):
Priority number one.

Jared (35:08):
Priority number one.

Pyra (35:10):
All right, so when we the storm is gone and we go to the
other base and we blow it up,right?
What um what are we going todo?

Jared (35:20):
That's about it.
I think I think we're we blowit up.
I think that's the thing.

Pyra (35:24):
Does everybody get to go to see the explosion?

Gordon (35:27):
We can't fit everybody.

Wylie (35:29):
We don't have enough dogs for everybody, Pyra.
Hmm.
She's like, maybe I'll work onthis.

Jared (35:34):
If it's a bigger explosion, you probably could
see it from here.

Pyra (35:38):
True, true, true.
Okay.

Jared (35:41):
All right.
So let's all uh get in our ownareas uh and we'll come around
and uh make sure thateverybody's okay, okay?

Gordon (35:50):
Oh come on, guy.
Someone please stop that.

Wylie (35:55):
The smell is so bad you think you see Nar's body twitch.
Oh no.

Brad (36:00):
Oh no.

Jared (36:01):
It's like Nar.

Wylie (36:03):
Nar's Arnar.

Jared (36:08):
Uh cool.
Um, so I'll be like, all right.
Um uh let me look at the maphere real quick.

Alan (36:14):
Oh Alan drops his bowl.
Oh, and and it just falls tothe ground.

Jared (36:21):
You're right there.
Doctor?
Dr.
Alan?
Uh uh Yeah, I'm fine.

Alan (36:27):
I think I'm fine.

Jared (36:28):
Okay.
All right.
Sweet.

Um Java says, um, oh, guys, I I have an idea
though.
Um it seems that it's better ifthings get cold.
And I know it's stormy outside,but it might be a good idea to
open up the windows and uh insome of the cold air.
That might also help us andhelp clear out some of this
arcadium sickness.

Jared (36:50):
Yeah.
Um Bo Jangles and I work onthat uh specifically.
Um I will need um that vasejust in case if anything
happens.
Um as we're coming around, uhanything happens.
I I wink at him.
Anything happens, all right?

Oh, okay.
You want me to come with you?

Jared (37:10):
No, I'll just take the vase.

But I'm really gonna operating the vase.

Jared (37:14):
I understand that.
Um for emergency situations,we'll need the vase.

Okay, but are you sure you know how to operate the
vase?
I used it earlier.
But I had it set to acidalready.
What if it gets set to uh BabaGanoush?

Brad (37:30):
Kavas.

Gordon (37:33):
Baba Ganoosh.
It is Kavas.
Okay, listen, I'm I'm justgonna go ahead and open up the
window.
Whoever, please, whoever cansomeone stop farting.
I I would appreciate it verymuch.
So uh Gordon goes and openslike a window or or the yeah, or
the door right there.

Wylie (37:53):
Okay.
Um when you open the window,you realize this storm isn't as
bad as you guys thought it wasgonna be.
It's like it's windy, but it'snot that bad.

Jared (38:02):
Gordon, I I don't think that's a good idea.
I went real Obama there.
That was true.
Dude, I don't think that's agood idea.
Um that's a good idea, sir.
Um uh and I'll I'll climb up andI'll I'll close the window.
I'll be like, you need to calmdown, all right?
We just gotta chill out here.

(38:23):
Um and do I have the vase yetor did I not grab it yet?

Wylie (38:27):
Um he was still holding it because he really wants to be
a part of this.
So he's he's still holding itcurrently.

Jared (38:34):
Remember, you're a hero, and I'll I'll grab the vase from
him.

Wylie (38:39):
He like lets you have it, but his face looks like so
disappointed and confused.
L

Like, but how could it be the hero without my
discovery?

Jared (38:47):
Cool.
Uh so I close the window, Itake the vase, um, and I'm gonna
be like, all right, everybodygo to your designated areas, and
we will be there in a minute,okay?
Alright, thank you guys somuch.
Meeting adjourned.

Pyra (39:02):
Um and Pyra says, where am I supposed to go?
Um The fuel shed is out in thestorm.

Jared (39:10):
Uh you can hang out in the dog Kennels

Pyra (39:12):
Alright, I'll go there.

Jared (39:14):
Great.
Uh and you guys also need toseparate uh Alan and uh Oh,
Java?
Yeah, Java.
Just so we have a clear uh scanof everything.
All right.
So you can you can wait in thebedroom, I think.
Oh the Sleeping Quarters

Alan (39:34):
We're gonna go and lay down.

Wylie (39:36):
Let's take some nap.

Alan (39:40):
Uh cool.
Alan practically runs, but he'snot running.
Uh huh.
Yeah.

Jared (39:44):
Uh cool.
Uh I will head uh and we'll goto uh Alan's first, me and Bo
Jangles.

Wylie (39:51):
Okay.
Um so Pyra on her way out heopens windows because we talked
about opening windows.
So she's opening some windowson her way to the dog kennel.
So she goes to the dog kennel.
Um, Alan, you're gonna go tothe sleeping quarters.
Gordon, you're gonna stay inthe kitchen.
Um Java's gonna go to theresearch lab. Gnar is still on

(40:12):
the floor.
So I guess I guess we shouldprobably deal with this before
you guys leave.
The body is warming up andstarting to twitch.
His unconscious body, he's notdead.

Mimir (40:21):
I totally forgot about it.

Wylie (40:22):
Yeah, so gnar starts twitching a little bit.

Mimir (40:24):
Um yeah, I left.
So I I think I just left Narwith him because I totally
forgot about Nar.

Gordon (40:31):
Gordon would probably go grab the body and just throw
him right outside the door.
Right.

Wylie (40:37):
In the snow.

Gordon (40:38):
In the snow.

Wylie (40:39):
In the snow.
Okay.
So we're gonna bring up thesleeping quarters.

Jared (40:44):
The sleeping quarters?

Wylie (40:47):
We haven't even visited the sleeping quarters yet in
this campaign.
Alright, these are the sleepingquarters.
Gonna put Alan in here.
And you can move Alan around.

Alan (41:01):
Yep.

Wylie (41:02):
And then we'll see.
Okay.
And then this is the door uphere.

Jared (41:09):
Cool.

Mimir (41:10):
And are you asleep already?

Alan (41:14):
Five minutes.

Jared (41:15):
Cool.
Sweet.

Wylie (41:18):
Okay, um, so what's Gordon doing at this time?

Gordon (41:22):
Um, Gordon uh is probably just keeping an eye on
Gnar with the door open.

unknown (41:30):
Yeah.

Gordon (41:31):
Okay.

Wylie (41:31):
What was the snow?
Outside.
Okay.

Gordon (41:33):
I'm probably watching the storm a little bit too.

Wylie (41:35):
Mm-hmm.
Okay.

Gordon (41:36):
Getting some fresh air.

Wylie (41:38):
And Alan's dead asleep.

Alan (41:40):
Um within five minutes of getting it.
What's up, men?

Jared (41:47):
How are you looking at me like that?

Mimir (41:48):
I'm just watching.
You're just rolling dice upthere.
Uh okay.
Do it.
Should I just say it out loudor um yeah.
Cool.
Um, so I walk into the room.
Um, you're sleeping.
Okay.
Um, what's your AC?

Alan (42:08):
13.

Mimir (42:09):
Okay.
I beat that.
Um, and since you're asleep,it's an auto crit.
Um I do 41 points of damage toyou as I walk in and I attack
you while you're sleeping.

Wylie (42:22):
Okay, so to clarify, yes, you don't do damage to him.

Mimir (42:26):
Yes, yes.

Wylie (42:27):
Um, but you would grapple him.

Mimir (42:29):
Okay, yes, I grapple him then.

Wylie (42:30):
Okay.
So I'm gonna say that you cansuccessfully grapple him because
he's unconscious.
Okay, yeah.
So you wake up with Jared'sarms around you.

Mimir (42:39):
Come here, buddy.
Yeah, come here, come be myfriend.

Jared (42:45):
I thought I got to do a whole buttload of sneak attack,
but okay.
So I have Yeah, I haven'tgrappled.

Wylie (42:52):
Okay.

Alan (42:52):
So Bo Jangles is not in the room?

Wylie (42:54):
Bo Jangles, he went out to close windows.
So Bo Jengles is not thereright now.

Alan (42:58):
Okay.
Alright.
Um sorry.

Mimir (43:06):
I rolled a natural one.
I'm sorry.
So the grappled?
Oh, on the concept.
I'm so sorry.
That's okay.
I'm so sorry.

Alan (43:19):
Um I'm grappled.
I'm grappled.

Wylie (43:22):
Which means you can cast spells.

Alan (43:23):
I know, yeah.
I gotta figure out what I cando here.

Jared (43:26):
That's why I closed the window.
Oh, no, you're gonna go.

Gordon (43:29):
That's why that's why I was like, okay, something's off.

Mimir (43:33):
And that's why I grabbed the vase.
I was like, this is the onlyweapon against us right now.
Oh no.

Gordon (43:40):
Can I be working on something?

Wylie (43:42):
In the kitchen?

Gordon (43:43):
Yes.

Wylie (43:44):
Yeah.

Jared (43:46):
What are you working on with that?
No, yeah.
You don't know, you know?
You don't know.

Mimir (43:50):
I'm excited.
Having the first person to bepossessed is a rogue, is a very
bad thing.

Wylie (44:00):
I really didn't want to let it happen.
But you were alone and yourolled a nat one.

Jared (44:05):
Yeah.
No, it makes sense.
Yeah.
And the percentile die was like88, I think, is what I rolled.
It was bad.

Wylie (44:12):
If you rolled a Nat1, it didn't matter.

Jared (44:14):
Yeah.
Yeah.

Gordon (44:15):
Okay.
I think I know the answer, butI'm gonna I need the DM to
confirm it.
So one second.

Jared (44:21):
There's a bunch of typing messages going on.

Mimir (44:23):
Everybody's typing something.

Jared (44:25):
I'm not.
I already did my typing.
I'm using my computer too, so Iit doesn't make any bings.

Mimir (44:33):
Kipo's out here trying to survive.
Um, I will send you over here.
Join us, Kipo.

Wylie (44:42):
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Absolutely.

Kipo (44:44):
That's what I do then.
Mm-hmm.

Wylie (44:45):
Okay, so describe what you do.

Kipo (44:47):
Um, so Alan's getting where are you how are you
grappling me?

Mimir (44:51):
Uh I have tentacles coming out of me, right?

Wylie (44:53):
Um I'd say at this point you're you're pretty much
revealing yourself.
You weren't really trying to bethat sneaky.
You assume to have a lot ofpeople.
Yeah.
So the tentacles have burst outof Jared as he's grappling on
to uh the laying down form ofDr.
Alan Fizzard as this creatureis hoping to take possession of

(45:15):
Alan as well.
So, and some tentacles are uhAlan wakes up wrapped in
tentacles with Jared's facestaring down at him, and he
feels tentacles touching hisface .

Kipo (45:27):
Alan wakes up and he looks and observes what's happening.
He's older, he's seeing a lotof stuff.
Right now, the first thoughtthat goes through his head is
like, why did I unretire?
Why am I here right now?

Alan (45:46):
So he sighs, and then before your eyes, I don't know
if you're conscious enough toknow what's happening, but um,
all that happens is I uh turninto gas.
My entire body turns into gas.

Wylie (46:03):
What color is this gas?

Alan (46:05):
Um his that's what the parts was earlier.
That's what it was.
It was Alan all along.

Wylie (46:12):
It was Alan.

Alan (46:13):
It wasn't Alan's.
It was not Alan.
Um what color is Alan's gas?
Okay, it's um question everyday.
I'd like to say like a blue,like a nice dark uh indigo.
Oh man.

Brad (46:30):
Cool.

Alan (46:31):
So puffs into this nice blue.
I mean, that's what I need topull up his um picture again.
Yeah, like just like his robethat he's wearing, that you can
see if you're on the Patreon.
Uh you can see his nice bluerobe.
That's exactly what he turnsinto.
Um so he had just cast gaseousform.

Wylie (46:51):
And how long does that last for?

Alan (46:52):
So that is going to be an hour, right?
One hour up to an hour withconcentration.
Yeah.
And so um spell ends if thecreature, me, uh, drops to zero
hit points.
Um you can't take any damageright now.
But I can't really, yeah.
While in form, target's onlymethod of movement is flying at

(47:12):
the speed of ten feet.
Uh target can enter and occupythe space of another creature.
The target has resistance tonon-magical damage and has
advantage on strength,dexterity, and constitution
saving throws.
Target can pass through smallholes, narrow openings, and even
mere cracks, though it treatsliquids as though they're solid

(47:34):
surfaces.
Target can can't fall andremains hovering in the air even
when stunned or otherwiseincapacitated.
Okay.
So you take half to.
So there you go.

Wylie (47:45):
So you turn into gas in his arms, and what do you do?
You can go under door frames.
Right.

Alan (47:53):
I guess he's gonna sleep just like go off the side of the
bed underneath that curtainthere.
I know you're gonna get anattack on it.
Take an attack.
Um won't be as it will not be40 damage because I it won't
even be sneaked to if you're No,yeah, you don't have you don't
have the same damage as a thing.
Uh so uh 21 to hit, but it'snot gonna do.

(48:14):
I have resistance.
What does that mean?
So you take half damage.
Oh, I take half damage.
So you only take two damage.
I I already have damage foryou.
Two damage.
But I still go.

Wylie (48:29):
You slip away under the curtain.
And you can just tell me whatdirection you're heading into.
You will head there slowly, butyou can kind of determine.

Mimir (48:37):
Question DM, how smart is this alien?
Um so Does it have myintelligence?

Wylie (48:44):
Um I would say it does not have your intelligence right
now because um it just took youover.
It's just kind of puppetingthis body.

Mimir (48:53):
Yeah.

Wylie (48:53):
Um, and it takes time for it to acclimate to all of your
thoughts and decisions.
So it was kind of going alongautopilot for a little bit.
Um, but you're not gonna beable to do everything that you
can normally do.

Mimir (49:04):
Cool, cool, cool.

Jared (49:05):
Um well, I was gonna do something with the radio, but
since I'm not super intelligent,um, like I am uh as my
character sheet says, um, I willum just run after the smoke.
Okay.
Um and I can't bonus actiondash or anything like that
because he's not used to mybody.
So I will just run.

(49:26):
Yeah.

Wylie (49:26):
Okay.
So you can probably keep upwith the smoke because it can
only go 10 feet per round,right?

Mimir (49:31):
Um yeah, and I I mean I'll take attacks on it when I
can, uh basically.
Until you can't reach me.
Yeah, until I can't reach you.

Wylie (49:38):
Yeah, if he goes up to the ceiling, yeah.
If he goes up to the ceiling,and you you you I mean it
depends on how much you're gonnareveal yourself now.
Because once you're out in thehallway, yeah.
Are you gonna you could spiderclimb on the walls, but that
would really reveal yourself.
So you can chase the gas or

Mimir (49:56):
I'm pretty worried about this, but um let's see if I can
oh, there's other people alone.

Wylie (50:05):
The alien also wouldn't necessarily he he might just
think that Alan disappeared.
So you could probably you canroll to see if the alien thinks
that he disappeared, thecreature.

Mimir (50:13):
Oh yeah, he rolled natural five.

Wylie (50:15):
Yeah, so he he doesn't really know.
He just thinks that Alan turnedinto gas and then he's gone.
He doesn't really realize thegas is Alan currently.

Mimir (50:22):
He was the guy that's fighting.
So uh I will go to the dogkennel and try the same maneuver
on Pyra, but I will try toknock her out.
Okay when when I get there.

Wylie (50:34):
Okay, so you're gonna head to the dog kennel.
Um is does Alan want to tell meprivately where Alan's going?
Is that what you want to do?
Yeah.
Okay.

Mimir (50:43):
I won't matter game if you totally fine.
Because I'm just gonna startgoing from place to place to
place.

Wylie (50:50):
That would be more uh in line with the strategy.
So we do need to take a breakhere.

Gordon (50:54):
No words.

Wylie (50:54):
Um so we'll take a break and maybe you guys can help me
figure out this mess I got usinto.

Jared (51:01):
You gave me the power of demons.

Wylie (51:04):
You were the worst one and to get changed.
And we'll figure it out.

Jared (51:11):
Oh man.
And we're back.

Wylie (51:14):
Starting now.
Alan is gas.

Alan (51:20):
Alan is gas.

Wylie (51:21):
He is in the hallway.
Uh Jared, in quotes, is takingoff for the dog kennels.
Uh-huh.
He's going to try to get Pyra.
You told Bo to go close thewindows.
Yep.
So Bo is has gone off and youdon't know exactly where he is,
but he's gone off to closewindows and um maybe do who else
knows what.
Alan, so you are headed adirection.

Alan (51:45):
Yep.
And um because I can see him,so I'll go the opposite
direction.
Okay.

Wylie (51:51):
So let me look up.

Alan (51:52):
As long as he's not chasing me, yeah.

Wylie (51:53):
Yeah, he we we had him roll and he failed to determine
that you were anything otherthan just a poof of smoke now.

Alan (51:59):
Oh, nice, that's right.
Okay.

Wylie (52:00):
So he does not know.

Alan (52:02):
Wonderful.

Wylie (52:03):
So I'm gonna bring up the map of our entire base so we
can kind of see who's goingwhere.

Mimir (52:10):
Just for the uh people at home, I was sent the stats and
the stat block for who I am now.
And let me tell you, it's badnews for these two gym.
Okay.

Alan (52:24):
All right.

Wylie (52:25):
So the sleeping quarters are very close to the dog
kennels.
So Jared exits to the mud roomand is crossing to the dog
kennels.
Um so Alan, you would beheading back the hall through
the hallway into the biosphere,and you can go from the
biosphere to any other location.
Gordon is in the kitchen.
Um, Java is in the researchlab.

(52:46):
Jared has the arcane um jug onhim that can produce acid.
So you know that he has thatresource, and we know that the
acid damages this creature.
It seems to be the main thingthat will like pretty much one
hit destroy this creature.
Pyra is in the dog kennels,because that's where she was

(53:09):
told to wait.
And so that's the directionshe's gone.
And we don't know where Bo isright now.
And Nar is sleeping inunconscious in the snow outside
the kitchen.
So these are the locations ofall of the players, Kurt and
PCs.
All separated?
Oh no.
Everyone is separated.
Um so where should we go first?

(53:30):
Kitchen or dog kennels?

Mimir (53:32):
Bring me to the dog kennels and see how that goes.

Wylie (53:35):
Uh if you're going to the kitchen.
If you want to go to kitchen?

Alan (53:38):
Because it logically looks very close.
Okay.
So I'm out.
Yeah.

Wylie (53:41):
Do you and um Gordon perhaps want to chit-chat while
it's scene unrolled.
Am I there?
Yeah, you we can say that youmade it there.
Oh, awesome.
And um if you guys want to dokind of a behind-the-scenes
coordination.
Okay.
So we're gonna go to the dogkennels and see what happens
there.

Mimir (54:00):
assuming, the dogs freak out when I walked in.

Wylie (54:04):
Yes.
So Pyra is standing over here,and you enter in the door down
here at the bottom of the map.
And um Finn was laying down inhis kennel, and as soon as you
enter, Finn sits up, ears perkup, and he kind of growls at you
a little bit.

Pyra (54:21):
And Pyra is standing over here working on something.
So she hears him growl, turnsaround, sees you come in, and
she goes, Ah, great.
Look at what I'm working on.
I've made a rocket propelledsled.
Whoa.
Look, see, I put someexplosives here.
This will get this through theother base much quicker, and we
can blow it up very fast.

Jared (54:43):
Yeah, sure.
Wait, show me how it show mehow it works here.
Um and I will like go up behindher.

Wylie (54:51):
Okay, so you're coming up.
Yeah as you get closer, Finngets up, growls more, and barks
at you.
And she does not fail to noticethis.
She sees that Finn doesn't likeyou right now.
And so she she looks at you andshe says, What's going on?

Jared (55:08):
We had an incident with Alan.
He's he's gone mad.

Pyra (55:14):
Dr.
Fizzard.
Yeah.
That's wrong.

Jared (55:17):
I don't know.
He's been acting reallystrange.
And so, um, yeah, you wanna youwanna show me more about this
rocket sled?

Pyra (55:24):
Should we go check on him?

Jared (55:26):
Um, I don't think so.
I think we should be uh we wewant to check in here and um um
and be good here.

Pyra (55:36):
She pulls out her walkie-talkie and she says, Dr.
Fizzard?
Dr.
Fizzard, are you there?

Kipo (55:43):
Um everything on my person turns is a good thing.

Wylie (55:48):
Yeah, you if you're still gas, you'd still be gas.
And you might still be gas.

Alan (55:51):
Oh, you know what?
I'm not.
Because if I was making myselfknown to him, then I would have
ended that spell.
So Okay.

Wylie (55:58):
Um you can you can answer or you can not answer, it's up
to you.
Because Dr.
Fizzard might not answer.

Mimir (56:04):
Doesn't even know.
Is there a radio on?
You should roll something.

Wylie (56:08):
Well, Ramshield has a radio too.
It's in the kitchen now.

Gordon (56:11):
And I would probably look at him and at least if if

Alan (56:18):
I can get to the radio.
Um be like, Yes.

Pyra (56:26):
Dr.
Fizzit, are you okay?

Alan (56:29):
No.
Jared has gone mad and heattacked me.
I will please be Okay, you'regonna Please be careful if you
see him.

Wylie (56:40):
Okay, roll for initiative.

Jared (56:42):
Cool.

Wylie (56:43):
She's not surprised because she was feeling sus.

Jared (56:46):
Yeah, no, I figured as much.
I'm not super smart in thisform, so uh nine.

Wylie (56:52):
She gets a 19.

Jared (56:54):
Yeah.
She only does fire damage,though.
I'm I should be good.

Wylie (56:58):
Okay.
Um, so she's been around forthe conversations.
She was around for theconversation about what's going
on.
So she charges towards you.
She grabs you.
So make a strength check to seeif you can resist being picked
up.

Mimir (57:14):
Oh my gosh, you're so lucky.

Jared (57:17):
I would keep unrolling so bad.
Mamir's curse is real.
Uh si uh six total.
I have two guys communicatingthrough uh electronics in front
of me, and they keep makingfaces.

Wylie (57:31):
Okay, she didn't roll out well, but she rolled to 10.
So she s grabs you, picks youup, the door to the outside is
right there.
So she opens the door, shovesyou out in the snow, and slams
the door shut.

Mimir (57:43):
Okay.

Wylie (57:44):
You are not out in the cold.

Gordon (57:46):
Cool.

Wylie (57:47):
Okay.

Gordon (57:48):
And so He just starts doing this.
Flailing all around.

Mimir (57:53):
Can I can I do something?

Jared (57:56):
I have the keys, both sets of keys on me.
Um now I don't know if thealien would be smart enough to
not go back in there, butactually go to the area where we
can do intelligence check.

Wylie (58:13):
Okay, cool.
With his stats, with the alienstats.

Jared (58:16):
Gosh.
What he get.
Oh, it's so bad all the time.
Uh, it's pretty smart though.
Uh 12.

Wylie (58:24):
Okay, 12.
I'm gonna say immediately atthis moment.

Jared (58:28):
I want to get back inside.

Wylie (58:29):
You want to get back inside.
You go you were shocked, kindof.
You didn't expect her to knowthat much about what was going
on.

Mimir (58:34):
Yeah.

Wylie (58:34):
Um, because the alien wasn't necessarily present.
Like he has kind of yourmemories, but as you remember,
it's kind of hard for them toaccess everything as quickly as
as you guys would.
So you can try to get back intothis door

Jared (58:46):
Okay.

Wylie (58:46):
Should we check back in in the kitchen or should we just
keep going?

Jared (58:51):
They're going, they're texting back and forth.

Wylie (58:53):
Okay.
So you guys do hear on theradio.
Oh, wait, I'm gonna take upthis.
I was looking at the chat.

Alan (58:59):
Your radio is going.
The chat's not working for somereason.

Wylie (59:01):
So you guys let me know if I'm not paying attention to
something I should pay attentionto.

unknown (59:06):
All right.

Wylie (59:08):
You've been shoved out into the snow.

Mimir (59:10):
Yeah.

Wylie (59:11):
And you hear um, you hear

Pyra (59:13):
Pyra on the walkie-talkie say, I've just pushed him
outside the door.
He was he attacked me in thekennels.
He's outside in the snow.
We should make sure all thedoors are locked.

Mimir (59:22):
Yeah, good luck with that.
No one listened to me when Itry to lock the door.
She carries a little moreweight.
Okay.

Wylie (59:33):
And then she follows up,

Pyra (59:35):
and if you don't do this, I will blow up your bed.

Jared (59:39):
That makes sense.
No, that makes sense.

And then you hear Java say, um, I bought right on
it.

Jared (59:46):
Uh I want to unlock the door in front of me.

Wylie (59:49):
Okay.
The alien does not actuallyknow which key.
Yes.
There's a lot of keys.

Jared (59:54):
Neither did that errand.
Neither did Jared.
So even if it had full accessin 24 Four hours with my body.

Wylie (01:00:01):
This is gonna be a disadvantaged check.

Jared (01:00:04):
And I'm probably gonna say like sleight of hand.

Wylie (01:00:08):
Intelligence.

Jared (01:00:09):
Okay.

Wylie (01:00:09):
Yeah.

Mimir (01:00:10):
Cool.

Wylie (01:00:11):
And so make sure you're using its stats.

Mimir (01:00:13):
The first roll was a natural 20, but it's with
disadvantage.
Okay.

Jared (01:00:19):
Fifte.

Wylie (01:00:20):
A 15.
I'm gonna say you've you have20 keys.

Jared (01:00:25):
Okay.

Wylie (01:00:26):
And so I'm gonna say that you've you're you've narrowed
it down to five.
To the last five.
Okay.

Jared (01:00:31):
Cool.
Um cool.
I will uh continue trying keys.
Can I make another intelligencecheck?

Wylie (01:00:39):
Yeah, hang on a second.
Yeah, you can go ahead and rollit.
Roll natural 20.
You build a natural 20intelligence check.
Okay.
Um as you fiddle with the lock,you realize that it's not just
locked, it's blocked from theinside now.

Mimir (01:00:54):
That's what I was expecting.

Wylie (01:00:55):
So that's what she was working on.

Jared (01:00:57):
Yeah.
Um so um I am gonna go becauseI know I have about two hours
ish in in the cold that likelike I'll be like stunned if I
but it is a storm.

Wylie (01:01:10):
Yeah, it's so it's cold, it's colder than it was before.

Mimir (01:01:13):
Yeah.
So there's a couple things Iwant to do.
Um I think what I want to do isgo around to the uh kitchen and
untie my ally.

Wylie (01:01:25):
Okay.
Nar who's outside in the snow.
Okay.
Um, so that's gonna take you alittle bit because it is now
nighttime.

Mimir (01:01:32):
Yeah.

Wylie (01:01:32):
So it's night, it's dark, it's windy, and it's snowy.
Um and the storm isn't as badas you guys thought, but you
can't see, so it's not completewhiteout.

Mimir (01:01:43):
Okay.

Wylie (01:01:43):
If it was total whiteout, you wouldn't be able to see
anything.
You're probably going to haveto put your hand against the
wall and follow it around.
And um you're gonna see the mapagain, the big map.
So the alien wouldn't know.
Oh the layout as well.
So um we're gonna let Jaredsort through that.

(01:02:03):
Um, and I'm gonna check back inwith our kitchen crew.

Jared (01:02:06):
Because I would just go to the nearest door then.
Because it if it's too cold, Ithink I would go to the start
feeling your way around thebuilding.

Wylie (01:02:13):
Start.
Okay.
Yeah, so I'll I'll consult themap and um let you know about
that in a second.
Should we visit?
He still has the pot?
He has the pot currently.

Jared (01:02:23):
I have the pot and I have the keys, both sets of keys.
And then I don't I don't thinkI have it.

Alan (01:02:31):
And then Bo is running around.

Jared (01:02:33):
And Bo's perfectly fine.
Everybody loves Bo Jam.

Mimir (01:02:38):
Isn't it time for like sickness to come in or something
like that?

Wylie (01:02:41):
So they've been opening windows.
So the arcanium sickness um,because he fixed the heater, but
there was still some of thearcanium in there, but it does
seem to be dissipating.
Okay, can you give meinvestigation?
Can you just roll a raw D20?

Jared (01:02:57):
Yep.

Wylie (01:02:58):
This is to see if Pyra beats you to the next door.
And she gets advantage becauseshe's inside and you are
outside.
Her highest roll is a 13.

Mimir (01:03:09):
I rolled another natural 20.
Mine old.
Yeah, no joke.
Okay.
And no joke.
That's really rare for me.
I'm the worst roller.
It's gonna come back to bite mewhen I go into combat, trust
me.

Wylie (01:03:20):
Okay, so you open the door and run into the mud room.
She was entering the mud roomfrom the dog kennels.
She sees that you're in there,so she runs back into the dog
kennels and she's barricadingthe dog kennel door that she
came through.
So you can't get to her rightnow.
Um unless you want to.
You can try to get that door.
So your option is to go intothe sleeping quarters, and then

(01:03:41):
you'll have to go up into thebiosphere.
Cool.
Then those are the onlydirections you can go if you
stay inside.
I do some.

Jared (01:03:46):
Okay.
Uh I've uh try to find bonejingles, I think, is what my
next mission is.

Wylie (01:03:50):
Okay.
So you're gonna head throughthe sleeping quarters, you're
gonna go up in the biosphere,and from the biosphere, you can
kind of decide to go anydirection.
Cool.
So we'll revisit that in asecond.

Jared (01:03:57):
Cool.

Wylie (01:03:58):
Okay, kitchen crew.

unknown (01:03:59):
Great.

Mimir (01:04:01):
Another idea.
Okay.
Um you you do you do you allmessage you.
You do these guys.

Wylie (01:04:06):
You do hear the radio say he's back inside the building.

Gordon (01:04:10):
He's bad.

Jared (01:04:12):
I'm coming to get you.

Alan (01:04:15):
I don't think um Java is turned.
I think he's fine.

Gordon (01:04:22):
Yeah, let's say he locked himself in originally.
I guess can we call on theradio for Java?

Wylie (01:04:31):
But you d so at this point, uh, do you call on him be
like while the kennel stuff ishappening, or do you call on him
after he's gotten back into thebuilding?

Alan (01:04:41):
Yeah, I guess we have some leniency there, because we
would have been chatting for awhile while all that's going on,
him trying to break back in.
Um before.
Well, I'd say before.
So I say I get back, uh, I makemyself not mist.
And uh that's right, we do thewhole walkie-talkie thing.
Pyro knows.

(01:05:02):
So now you know, Pyro knows,and I hope you believe me,
because at this point, well, yousaid all of you said all of
that on the on the radio.
I said, Hey, Java say what haveheard too.
Yeah, Java would have heard it.
Yeah.

Wylie (01:05:19):
So did did Java ever say anything to um so when she had
said to lock everything, sherespond he responded, because
she's like, I'm gonna blow upyour stuff if you don't.
Oh yeah.

Jared (01:05:31):
Okay.
Cool.
Yeah, he's safe.
Don't you worry.

Gordon (01:05:39):
Now I'm worried.
Okay.

Jared (01:05:42):
This is so fun, guys.

Gordon (01:05:44):
So weird.
Now I'm like, what do I do?

Wylie (01:05:46):
Okay, so you you came out to the chick to the kitchen,
and so you came out of yourgaseous form.
And so what happens when Alanenters the kitchen and comes out
of his gaseous form?

Alan (01:05:57):
Well, that's what happened was I was called on the radio
because my radio was then solid,and so we had that whole
conversation.
So after that happened, wherePyra said or did did the action
because I said uh careful Jaredattacked me.
Um That's where we're pickingit.

Wylie (01:06:15):
The walkie-talkies, yeah, would have gone quiet.
So Gordon is in the kitchen andyou see this cool royal blue
like smoke come in.
And so that comes into thekitchen.
Yeah.
And then Alan Fizzardmaterializes in front of you.

Gordon (01:06:30):
He probably would have had a moment where he was just
like, Wow, it looks like spiceis coming in the world.

Alan (01:06:38):
Oh my spice! Oh, Alan.

Gordon (01:06:42):
He's the spicy, he's the spice.

Wylie (01:06:45):
Um Alan would would tell you he just said like Jared's
bad news at this time.

Alan (01:06:52):
Jared's infected, I saw the tentacles, then he doesn't
really know what to do.
I mean, really.
Jared was the one with theplan.
Because we don't know who elseis infected at this point.
Um, but at least I have acid ofmy own.
So I know that does damage andhurts at least the um the

(01:07:14):
squids.
Um and with all of this goingon, should I reveal?
Should I hold on to what I'vebeen working on?

Wylie (01:07:22):
Um you can save that if you want.

Gordon (01:07:24):
I'll save it.
All right, save it.

Wylie (01:07:26):
Unless I mean, unless you feel like you want it, if you
feel like you would share thatwith Alan, or it's up to you.

Gordon (01:07:32):
I mean, I probably would share it if I'm like, okay.

Wylie (01:07:35):
I think that'll be fine.

Gordon (01:07:36):
Yeah.
All right.
So Gordon has been working onuh making something because he
realized that acid is what killsthem.
Yeah.
Right.
Of course, he's eaten the jellyand the idea of what Java said
of the acid being in yourstomach, right?
So uh he has come up with thiswhole pot made of very acidic

(01:07:59):
foods.
So it's got vinegar, it's gotpickle juice, it's got uh orange
and citrusy fruit, it's gotcoffee, it's got uh tomatoes,
it's got everything that can beacidic that's just been stewing
into this.
Very nice.
How do we get them to eat it?
I mean we just throw it onthem.

(01:08:19):
Oh, just throw it at them,yeah.
Oh, I like that.
And also uh for Gordon's sake,he'll probably put it on his
axe.
So when he cuts.
Oh that's so good.

Wylie (01:08:31):
Oh, the axe with acid.
Great.
So um, can you describe it inGordon's voice, kind of what
you've been doing?

Gordon (01:08:38):
Okay, Doctor.
So uh Dr.
Vizard.
Dr.
Vizard.
Uh so uh so what I have madehere, I've made this wonderful
concoction.
Uh it it is not great fortaste, but uh I have thought of
all of the acidic foods andthings that we have here, and so
I have made this very, veryacidic uh soup, if you will, uh

(01:09:02):
which you can put on to for me II will put onto my weapons.
Um so whenever I cut them, it'salmost like a very acidic
thing.

Alan (01:09:12):
Does it still taste good?

Gordon (01:09:14):
I mean you can try yet.
Actually, Gordon at that momentwould be like, all right,

Alan (01:09:24):
egg covered bread.

Brad (01:09:28):
He would probably actually feed you some just to make sure
you're not infected.
Yeah, perfect.
That's fine, it's fine.
Okay, just to see althoughyou're gonna be suspicious.
Everybody's suspicious now.
Oh no, now I'm afraid

Alan (01:09:40):
he likes it.
He likes it.

Mimir (01:09:42):
It's good.

Gordon (01:09:44):
That's hilarious.
He loves the acidic things, andmacrons are not acidic.
Wow, learning something newabout it.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.

Wylie (01:09:55):
So Alan Fizzard really likes sour patch kids.
It's his favorite dessert.

Gordon (01:10:03):
Okay, now I know what to make in the future.

Wylie (01:10:05):
Always keeping track of what everybody likes to eat.

Gordon (01:10:07):
Yeah.

Wylie (01:10:08):
Okay.

Gordon (01:10:10):
Um, and so yeah, I just shares that.

Alan (01:10:12):
Okay, well, what do what do you think we should do?

Gordon (01:10:15):
I don't know.
Uh, we should leave Narroutside and shut the door, like
Pyra said.
Um I thought of smashing openthe windows to make it cold, but
I also don't want them to beable to get inside through a
smash window, too.
So I am not sure.

Alan (01:10:36):
I think we should meet up with Pyra.

Gordon (01:10:39):
I think that is a good idea.
So we should probably well, weprobably can't radio, because if
we do, I would assume that thealien Jared can hear what what
we are saying.
Also, there is something aboutthis uh gelatinous cube that
that might be the way to saveour friends and get rid of the

(01:11:01):
aliens.
But I don't know how to goabout it.

Alan (01:11:05):
I don't know where where you can find a gelatinous cube
in our base.
I mean, do we have your lab?

Wylie (01:11:15):
You guys don't have a gelatinous uh gelatinous cubes
are not common.
Right.

Gordon (01:11:19):
So the only gelatinous cube I know of is at the other
base.

Wylie (01:11:29):
Um and you hear Pyra say on the radio, um

Pyra (01:11:33):
guys, I've made a rocket propelled sled so we can get to
other base much more quicklynow.
I have hidden it.
I have hidden it because thisJared guy is bad news now, but
he knows I made it, but hedoesn't know where I put it, so
it's hidden.

Alan (01:11:52):
I don't want to leave Java.

Gordon (01:11:54):
Right.

unknown (01:11:56):
He's dead.

Alan (01:12:00):
But how I mean, how locked up is the the lab?

Wylie (01:12:03):
Like Um, the lab has, you know, Java locked it
previously, and he's probablysecured himself in it now.
So he's probably pretty welllocked in because when Pyra
said, hey, make sure like hedefinitely locked it when you
guys left.
Yeah and then he locked it downwhen Pyra activated him just
now.
So um he's probably good.

Gordon (01:12:23):
I think we would need to find Pyra first.
Yeah.
Because if we did want to getJava, we would then need to go
probably with Pyra so he knowsthat we're not all infected.
Right.
How?
I mean

Alan (01:12:38):
I can get to Can you still go into your uh It it's a
little iffy because I'm notwe're not in battle, but I still
use spell slots and then wouldneed a rest to get them back.

Mimir (01:12:52):
Concentration for an hour.
So it's up to the DM if that islike if you're technically
still concentrating, and you cango back and forth between it.
Because that spell is alwayslike you know, it's always been
like pretty things.

Wylie (01:13:08):
So you're saying if you could go back into Gaseous form?

Alan (01:13:10):
Yeah, just to like get to Java.
But I'm thinking if I haveanything else that I can do as
well.

Mimir (01:13:18):
Should we go over what I'm doing?
Um just because I I I don'tthink they'll bet a game.

Wylie (01:13:26):
No, it's okay.

Alan (01:13:27):
Okay, go I mean we're gonna have to leave the kitchen.
Yeah.
So why don't you and I leavethe kitchen?
Okay.
Together.
Together.
And we go around and justsearch around for Pyra.

Gordon (01:13:40):
Uh-huh.
So where was the last placethat we knew she was?
Dog kennels.
Alright, then I say we have forthe kennels.
Just head that way.
We would just have for the dogkennels.
Okay.

Wylie (01:13:49):
You gotta go to through the biosphere to get there.
Yeah.
Which is probably so you guyshad to and the chickens.

Alan (01:13:56):
Don't forget about the chickens.

Gordon (01:13:57):
Well, yeah, it depends on is it all the chickens or was
it just Hank?
Just Hank.
Yeah.
It's probably all the chickens.

Wylie (01:14:03):
Um, so are you guys being sneaky or not when we get to
the channel?

Alan (01:14:07):
Probably be, I mean, as sneaky as he could be.

Gordon (01:14:10):
Probably not much.
Okay.

Wylie (01:14:11):
Well just give me both of you roll stealth checks, and
we'll just see how how loud youare headed to the biosphere.
Meanwhile, I'm gonna load thebiosphere.

Alan (01:14:20):
Oh, I rolled a natural one.
And you rolled a naturaltwenty.

unknown (01:14:26):
What is that sounds like

Wylie (01:14:35):
Alan sits on his special chair and starts rolling?

Mimir (01:14:37):
I love the idea of like down the hall, and you're like,
and then you just pick him upand carry him.

Wylie (01:14:45):
Okay, I'm gonna say that um That's tough.

Gordon (01:14:49):
That is tough.

Wylie (01:14:50):
Okay.

Jared (01:14:51):
They could re-roll, maybe.

Gordon (01:14:53):
Because that's that's we just swap the eye kit than that
one.

Wylie (01:14:57):
That's so crazy.
Okay.
So you guys are going to beentering the biosphere.
In the center of the biosphereis Jared.

unknown (01:15:08):
Cool.

Wylie (01:15:08):
So Alan, you see Alan comes in and you see him very
quickly.
Um, because you enter and he'sright there in the middle.

Mimir (01:15:17):
Sure.

Wylie (01:15:17):
Um, you only see Alan enter.
Cool.
You have no idea where Gordonis.

Jared (01:15:21):
I'm here.
Um I'm like grabbing thechickens, and I'm like,

Wylie (01:15:31):
so there are currently three chickens sitting very well
behaved near Jared.
Um, and then the rest of thechickens are freaking out and
are going all differentdirections.

Jared (01:15:43):
The second he enters and I see him, I go, whoosh, I look
at him and I make eye contactand I say, Doctor.

Alan (01:15:52):
Is there any initiative rolled yet?

Wylie (01:15:54):
Um, yeah, let's roll for initiative.

Alan (01:15:57):
Oh, oh, would you I was gonna cast something.

Wylie (01:15:59):
Okay, if if you would cast something right when you
spot him, yeah, then that'sfine.
Because you yeah, you saw himand he hasn't seen everybody,
anyone else yet.
So great.

Alan (01:16:07):
Invisibility on myself.

Wylie (01:16:08):
Oh, nice.
Okay.
Thank you.
So Alan is invisible.
So I'm gonna take you off themap.

Jared (01:16:16):
And will you honestly, if I don't see him anymore, I'm
just assuming that he went intothe thing and I'm gonna continue
with the chickens.
Okay.
Because I'm not super smart,right?

Wylie (01:16:24):
Okay, yeah.
You're you're not you you'renot with your normal Jared
mindset.
You have different prioritiesnow.
So now both Alan and Gordon arehidden within the biosphere.
Okay.

Jared (01:16:39):
Don't we want more chicken friends?

Gordon (01:16:44):
Um, I think we would probably just be or do we still
need to roll initiative?

Wylie (01:16:51):
Um, I think because you guys are invisible, no.
You you can just kind of let meknow if you want to just say
that you do something because hedoesn't see you.
With that not 20, you arehidden.

Alan (01:17:01):
Two versus one right now, kind of, with the chickens.
It might be arming them withcattles.

Wylie (01:17:09):
Each of the chickens has a tiny gatling gun.

Gordon (01:17:12):
Yeah, they all have guns.
But remember, what's uh whatare we trying to accomplish?
Right.
So I although yes, like

Mimir (01:17:19):
I do have keys on my belt, two sets of keys.
And you have the vase.
And I have the I forgot aboutthat.
That is a good point.

Wylie (01:17:30):
If you're able to restrain him, you could probably
get the vase back.

Gordon (01:17:34):
Alright.
If I s so what do you think ifuh if I snuck up on him and Oh
you can?
I mean, you're in stealth rightnow.
Yeah.

Alan (01:17:44):
But I wouldn't touch him.
Because he's got tentacles andstuff.

Gordon (01:17:50):
Okay, could I sneak up and then steal the vase?

Wylie (01:17:53):
You have to do a slight of hand check, but you could do
that.

Jared (01:17:55):
I don't know what my slight of hand is.
How's your uh is that decks?
Um should I roll to see if Iput down the base?
Because I am herding chickensright now.

Wylie (01:18:03):
True.
Yeah, you could roll to see ifyou think that it wouldn't be as
big a pro.

Alan (01:18:08):
How big is this Pitcher?

Jared (01:18:10):
I'm gonna say you just want high, because I'm cheering
for you guys.

Wylie (01:18:13):
Like big?
And small.
It's about this tall that I'dsay wider.
I'd say the size of a big gulp.

Jared (01:18:25):
Well, I still have it in my hand.

Wylie (01:18:26):
Okay.
So he he's got he's holding itby the big handle.
And at last known, it was stillactivated for acid.
So

Alan (01:18:37):
tip it.

Gordon (01:18:42):
My sleight of hand is only a plus two, so I have
really good sleight of hand.

Wylie (01:18:48):
Oh man.
And Alan is invisible.
And you're invisible.

Gordon (01:18:52):
And you are invisible.

Alan (01:18:54):
So I think I think I'll try to do that.

Wylie (01:18:57):
Okay.
Alan's gonna sneak up and tryto snatch the the infinite gulp.

Alan (01:19:01):
Yes.

Jared (01:19:03):
Come on.
Come here, Mr.
Chicken.
Ooh.
My friend, my army rises.

Mimir (01:19:13):
You get advantage, though, because you're
invisible, right?
And so I rolled a natural one.

Wylie (01:19:19):
But you have advantage because you're invisible.

Alan (01:19:25):
Sick.
That is a 23.
Should I roll?

Wylie (01:19:30):
Um, to see if you notice him?

Mimir (01:19:32):
Uh just to see if I'm holding on to it well or
anything like that, or does hejust take it from the case?

Wylie (01:19:36):
Yeah, for the 23, he gets away with it.
Um, you could you're gonnanotice that it's out of your
hand.

Gordon (01:19:41):
So, and I think it does turn invisible.
Yeah, it turns invisiblebecause it's now his.
Yeah.

Wylie (01:19:46):
So as far as you know, this thing you were holding just
boop gone.
Who does it?
Because yeah.

Mimir (01:19:51):
Is it I just think about your holding when you cast?
Uh well, I mean, if you want toget technical with you know me.
I'm a technical little guy.

Alan (01:19:58):
Um anything the target is wearing or carrying is invisible
as long as it's on the target'sperson.
So you does become visible.
Yeah.

Jared (01:20:06):
So I go, I go, shh, and I'm like.
Oh no.

Alan (01:20:12):
Maybe we got it back.

Jared (01:20:15):
Chicken army find it.
Find the doctor.
Um, that's my new order is andI'll all over the radio.
We need to find the doctor.

Gordon (01:20:33):
All right.
So do we want to do anythingelse or you just want to head to
now we can head straight to uhpyra in the dog kennels with
that?
Yeah.
Now we've got a weapon for youguys, and yeah.
He doesn't have it.

Jared (01:20:47):
What?
Don't worry about that.

Gordon (01:20:50):
Oh my gosh.
I mean, we'll see.
We'll see.
All right.
So yeah, let's just uh we'llstealthily head towards Pyra.
Yep.

Wylie (01:20:57):
Okay.
Um so you're heading towardsPyra in the dog kennels.
Do you tell anything to Java?

Alan (01:21:03):
No, because we don't want anyone to hear anything.
And he's locked in.
Like he's locked up.
That's fine.
Unless we were leaving the baitthe camp, I don't think we
would okay.

Wylie (01:21:14):
So you're just meeting up with Pyra at this point.
Right.
Okay.
Okay.
So you head towards the dogkennels and they are looking.
And let me see how manydifferent exits there are out of
this to help determine.
So um, Jared, are you lookingfor them?
Like you're trying to figureout.

Mimir (01:21:32):
Yeah, I think I'm gonna head to to Java because that's I
that's logically what thealiens like.
Oh, that's their smartest personthat they're gonna go to.
So that's where they're gonnamake a weapon.

Wylie (01:21:42):
You're heading to the research lab.
Okay, cool.
And they're heading to the dogkennels.
Okay, so you guys meet up, youguys do meet up with Pyra.
She was coming up the hallwaytowards the biosphere, but she
meets up with you guys.
So you can kind of behind thescenes to kind of determine, I
guess, what you guys do.

Gordon (01:21:58):
Honestly, I would because I would probably have a
pot of it.
Yeah, and I don't know.
Yeah, and I would say, uh, uhPyra, I needed you to take a
bite of this uh just just forour sake, uh just to know if we
are still good.

Pyra (01:22:11):
Okay, this is emergency.

Gordon (01:22:13):
Yes, this is emergency to take a bite of this.

Pyra (01:22:15):
This is emergency snack?

Gordon (01:22:16):
Yes.

Wylie (01:22:17):
Okay.
So she takes a bite.

Pyra (01:22:19):
And uh she kind of goes, this is not your best.

Gordon (01:22:24):
Okay.
That that that's

Alan (01:22:26):
not hurting her.
Right.
There's no pain.
Okay.

Wylie (01:22:30):
She's scrunches up her face, but she's like, you know,

Gordon (01:22:35):
she starts wiggling and like convulsing.

Wylie (01:22:39):
Yeah, so she seems fine.
She doesn't she's not impressedby it, but she seems fine.

Gordon (01:22:42):
Which is fine.
You don't have to be impressed.
Mega be good.
But everybody's kind ofenjoying this.
So now I'm getting afraid.
No.
No.
All right.

Wylie (01:22:53):
Okay.
Um, so we've got Jared headingto the research lab.
And so I assume that you wouldprobably My invisibility's off
now.
Mm-hmm.
Because it only lasts a minute.

Alan (01:23:03):
Yeah, it lasts up to an hour, but I don't want to keep
using my concentration for itbecause then I want her to see
me in the pot.
Okay.
So I hand the pot to her.
Yeah.
You you want it?
You want the pot.
Hold on.
You got two pots.
I think you should hold on tothe pot.
But I already have an acidmove.
So I'm not sure.

Gordon (01:23:20):
Oh, you're true.
You're true.
Uh like Pokemon.
Acid move.
Acid move.
So I would say uh yes, I'llI'll hold on to the pot.
Okay.

Wylie (01:23:32):
Okay.
Great.
All right.

Gordon (01:23:35):
Um So then I'll see you.
Yeah, I just I fill up the nowthe the acid, well, although
that might eat through the pot.
Yeah.
Never mind, never mind.

Wylie (01:23:47):
Um So I'm gonna say that you arrive outside the research
lab.
Cool.
The research lab door has avery sturdy window that it would
be very hard to break through.
But it has a window so thatpeople can see inside.
So if there's somethingsensitive going on inside, and
so Java's in there, like kind oflooking around, and he's
looking out the window.

Jared (01:24:06):
I make a creepy.
And I give him a really likeblank stare and I go, Don't you
wanna be a hero?
Let me in.
And I'm gonna start trying thekeys one at a time.
Slowly but surely, eventuallygonna break.

Wylie (01:24:23):
So as you're you're he could see you through the
window.
You're approaching.
Please roll a D20 for me.

Jared (01:24:27):
Okay.
19.
Wow.
Crazy rolls.
Crazy rolls over here.

Wylie (01:24:34):
That's a good roll.
Okay, so you approach the doorand you start trying the keys.

Jared (01:24:40):
Be a hero, Java

Wylie (01:24:42):
So I'm gonna say about every six seconds you can try
the keys.
Every turn.
And so, and I'm gonna say that.
So, how many keys?
20 keys.

Mimir (01:24:52):
Yeah, 20 keys.

Wylie (01:24:54):
So I'll have you roll for keys.
Um you can roll for your firstone right now.
Cool.
So um just roll a D20.

Jared (01:25:01):
Oh man.
Oh, I don't know what it lookslike.
Oh, and roll one nine.

Wylie (01:25:07):
Okay, you got a nine.
Cool.
Um, so you don't you didn't getthe key this time.

Gordon (01:25:12):
That's right.
And it goes down by one everytime.

Wylie (01:25:15):
Cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I'll I'll be complete youhave 20 keys and it gets easier
and easier every time that youroll.
Um so you've um eliminated acouple.
So yes, go ahead.
Um, you guys are approachingthe lab um with pyra and with
the acid.

Gordon (01:25:32):
With pyra, though, I would have wanted to ask before
we get to the research where theuh oh the sled.
The sled is at.

Pyra (01:25:40):
It's outside.

Gordon (01:25:42):
Where it outside.

Pyra (01:25:43):
Near the kennels.

Gordon (01:25:45):
Okay.
Sounds good.

Alan (01:25:49):
How many was on the sled?

Gordon (01:25:50):
It's only two people on the sled.
No, it was four originally, butshe made two per sled.

Wylie (01:25:57):
Oh, okay.
Yeah, so she didn't she madeshe's made one rocket sled, but
she made it pretty fast.
So um she's like, Do you wantme to make another one?
If you have two sleds, we canmake two rocket sleds.

Gordon (01:26:09):
So we have one rocket sled.

Wylie (01:26:11):
So far.

Gordon (01:26:12):
And it only fits two people.
Two people.

Pyra (01:26:14):
Maybe we could maybe do three.

Gordon (01:26:16):
I'll huddle it up.
Well, we've got it in size.

Pyra (01:26:23):
She's like, maybe I can extend a sled.
Because the limit was thestrength of the dogs, but this
is a rocket.

Gordon (01:26:30):
True.

Pyra (01:26:31):
Not so much the space.
So We could maybe fit three.
You're a bit bigger, so maybeextend sled.
Maybe you are skis behind.

Gordon (01:26:48):
Gordon is just like almost like water skiing, but
it's real ski.
It's just being pulled, youknow, like

Pyra (01:26:55):
how how good ski are you?

Gordon (01:26:57):
We'll see.
I would say Gordon probablygrew up.
I mean, he grew up in the inthe cold area, so.
Which yeah, I'm I'm I'm prettygood.

Pyra (01:27:04):
My Okay, this worked.
You go to skis, me and Mr.
Fizzard, we ride them the sled.

unknown (01:27:09):
Okay.

Pyra (01:27:10):
Maybe Java too.
He's small.

Gordon (01:27:12):
Alright.
Yeah.
Sounds good to me.

Pyra (01:27:14):
Not Jared.

Alan (01:27:16):
Not day.
So we are headed to theresearch lab.

Gordon (01:27:21):
That because that's our that's our thought.
Yeah.
Well because originally w

Alan (01:27:24):
We get Java at this point, because everybody else is doing
great.
Doing great.
Yep.
Yep.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, we had that way.

Jared (01:27:36):
Okay.
I don't think the chickens arewith me.
So my army is.

Mimir (01:27:39):
My idea's clucking around.
My idea if you stayed in thekitchen long enough is just to
bring a giant uh armada ofchickens to you guys.

Wylie (01:27:49):
So the difficulty is they are also somewhat limited.
Uh-huh.
Like by still chickens.
Yeah, they're still chickens.
So it's not.

Jared (01:27:56):
It's just funny the aliens like, oh, so many living
things.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.

Wylie (01:28:01):
Can you roll another D20 for me while you're talking
about natural 20?

Mimir (01:28:04):
Here we go.
Come on.
No way, just natural 20.
I'm not joking you.
Oh my goodness.
That's my third natural 20, andI called it before.

Wylie (01:28:13):
That's crazy.
Crazy.
Can you use different dice,please?
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
No, that's fine.
So that was not for keys.
That was a roll for wisdom'ssave because Java's trying to do
something.
So you did succeed.
You've succeeded twice now.
Okay.
Um so you can roll for keysnow.
Okay.
You can use the different mini.
You can use the same dice inthe right.

(01:28:34):
I'm just teasing.

Mimir (01:28:35):
Uh 11.
I'm trying to hit 20 other.
I think Kippo would have justflipped the tape.
I'm nailed.

Wylie (01:28:44):
All right.

Mimir (01:28:45):
That's crazy though.

Wylie (01:28:46):
Okay, the key DC is down to 17.
Cool.
Um, and so you guys areapproaching the lab.
So I'd say that um you guys seehim at the door facing the lab,
drawing keys.

Gordon (01:29:07):
Just key by key.

Wylie (01:29:09):
And you guys are in the hallway.
So if you want to sneak up, youneed to do a stealth roll.
And Pyra's with you guys,right?

Gordon (01:29:14):
Correct.

Wylie (01:29:15):
Okay.

Gordon (01:29:16):
Do we want to sneak up?
Well, it gives us a little bitof

Alan (01:29:18):
how far away are we?

Wylie (01:29:20):
Let me look at the map and see what the hallway looks
like.
It's a pretty short hallway tothe research lab.
So I'd say 30 feet.
Cool.
Once you leave the biosphere.
And there's um three chickens.

Mimir (01:29:36):
They're standing guard.
My Chicken army Needs a leader.

Alan (01:29:42):
So I see Jared.

Wylie (01:29:44):
With his back to you.
So roll stealth check to see ifhe hears you guys approaching.

Gordon (01:29:51):
Nat 20.

Wylie (01:29:53):
So silent.
Gordon can be so quiet when itmatters.
Oh, nice.
You do not hear themapproaching.

Mimir (01:30:00):
I love it.
It doesn't help that I'm ayelling so loud "JAVA"

Alan (01:30:06):
We could sneak up and just pour acid on him.
We could, yeah.
Might kill him though.
It's always worth it.
But I mean But also neutralize.
I guess what I was gonna do wasjust like cast acid splash
anyway, and just kind of likethrow him off.
But if we have the bucket, likeI'd rather just dump a bucket on

(01:30:28):
him.
Right.
Because I don't know what elseto do to restrain.
I mean, I have I could do that.
Um I'm gonna cast Hold person.

Wylie (01:30:40):
Okay.
So um Jared, you ha you have tojust roll a straight because
you don't get any pluses towisdom.

Mimir (01:30:47):
13

Alan (01:30:49):
My DC save is 14

Mimir (01:30:52):
Nice.
Okay.
But he's paralyzed.

Brad (01:30:54):
Okay.

Jared (01:31:00):
My chickens now activate.
\

Gordon (01:31:04):
Where are the chickens still on the biosphere?

Wylie (01:31:06):
Um the normal chickens are.
Um the possessed ones arewandering around in the hallway.

Mimir (01:31:13):
Yeah, they're like standing behind me, I'm
guessing.
Okay.

Alan (01:31:16):
So up to a minute.

Gordon (01:31:18):
Okay.
So uh Gordon would sneak up andprobably uh well first he would
whisper acid or acid.
Um and then would sneak up tothe chickens and just start
pouring acid on all of them.

Wylie (01:31:32):
Okay, okay, because you got that at 20 stealth, I think
you're gonna have no problem.
Nice, but we know with thecomposition of the chicken that
it completely disintegrates andthe um the the infinite gulp
cannot pour that, you know, toomuch flu fluid at one time, but
it's uh I think it's enough tocover all three chickens at this
point.
Yeah, because they're smallcreatures.

(01:31:54):
So um we have somedisintegrated chickens.

Gordon (01:31:57):
Perfect.

Wylie (01:31:57):
We have a frozen Jared.
How long is he paralyzed for?

Alan (01:32:00):
Up to one minute.

Wylie (01:32:01):
Up to one minute.
Okay.
Um so what are you guys gonnado in your one minute?
Quickly.

Gordon (01:32:05):
So from there we just need to Now you need to restrain
him.
Okay.
You need to grapple him or weget Java out and out.

Wylie (01:32:13):
Mm-hmm.

Gordon (01:32:14):
I think I think we get Java.
You get Java?
Um Yeah, yeah, that's what weshould do.
I I think at that point, Java,we would we would probably be
like, you know, stop beingstealthy.
Mm-hmm and then talk to Java.

Wylie (01:32:31):
Okay, okay.
So we can talk to Java realquick.
Yeah.
So Java would see you guys.

Gordon (01:32:34):
Specifically Pyra, because he had listened to her
to lock the door.

Wylie (01:32:37):
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
And so he would see that youguys stopped Jared and you
stopped the chicken.
So he would trust you guys andhe'd be like,

Java Script (01:32:44):
um, is it okay if I open the door now?

Gordon (01:32:47):
Yes.
Hurry.
Yes, hurry.

Let's get about with the cold immediately.

Gordon (01:32:53):
That was a good idea.
Yeah.

Wylie (01:32:55):
Okay.
So um can you you guys want totransport him out into the cold?
Yeah.
Okay.
Um, and do you do anything torestrain him?

Alan (01:33:02):
I mean, if we have rope,

Mimir (01:33:03):
I would love handcuffs on me.

Brad (01:33:05):
Oh, I have to do it.

Mimir (01:33:08):
I have literally everything you need.
I have keys, I have handcuffs,I have all the weapons.
Yeah.
Yep, yep.

Alan (01:33:15):
I mean, if that's it is hanging there.

Gordon (01:33:18):
Would definitely okay, would steal his keys.
Both sets.
There's two sets of keys.
Yes.
Both sets of keys and nice.
Uh we would uh handcuff it.
Put him in handcuffs.

Alan (01:33:28):
Yeah, I'd even, if we had I don't know how long that
takes.
I'm probably getting greedywith it then.
So we just handcuff him.

Wylie (01:33:34):
Handcuff him, and you got him out in the cold
immediately.
Stick him out there.
Um so if the um I I would saythat there's probably like uh so
we don't windows on all thedoors outside.
It's dark out.
Um, but maybe if somebody haslike a light cantrip or

(01:33:57):
something, um that way you couldkeep an eye on him.

Mimir (01:34:00):
I have a lantern on my belt too.
And um I literally haveeverything for emergency.
So that's my job.

Wylie (01:34:07):
And so you know Nar was outside for about an hour and he
did not transform or growtentacles or anything like that.
Um and so with thoseobservations, um,

Java concludes is uh I think that because it's so
cold outside, it's not able togrow the tentacles unless it's
been like severed ordismembered.
So I think it's gonna stayinside his body where the that
most warmth is.
Yeah, that it won't be able tocrawl around.

Gordon (01:34:40):
Okay.
So do we just want to get outof there now?
Leave him and go.
That's what I think.

Wylie (01:34:47):
Just leave them out in the cold.

Gordon (01:34:48):
Leave them in the cold, and then we go to the other
base.
Now we gotta deal with them,but yeah.

Wylie (01:34:54):
Okay, all right.

Gordon (01:34:56):
Okay.

Wylie (01:34:57):
Um, so Nar is out in the cold.

Gordon (01:35:00):
Yeah, I'm waiting for Bojangles to show up because
he's just freelance, justclosing windows up.
It's like Jared, this is a buffwindow.

Jared (01:35:09):
Oh, worry, yeah.
Every window.
Every window.

Wylie (01:35:16):
All right, so you guys, you, um, so Alan, Pyra, yeah,
and um Java load up on the sledand take off.
And you're behind on skis.

Gordon (01:35:28):
Hold on, what did you say?
Oh, you're behind on skis.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I'm like, what about uh Gordon?

Wylie (01:35:34):
So we're yeah.
We're we're jet boating it allthe way all the way back.

Mimir (01:35:41):
Uh Jangles, my secret character, is hiding in the
sleep.

Alan (01:35:46):
We still have a whole army of people at this base who were
just

Gordon (01:35:50):
Yes, but they they were actually very they were just
being weird.
Yeah, yeah.
Very chill.
We're just being weird.
Which we we know what we needto get.
Yeah.
Like literally get it and getout and let Pyro gonna get it
though.
I got I was out of there.

Alan (01:36:06):
Let's get there.

Wylie (01:36:07):
So you guys would have about an hour.
Um it's it's you know, it likewe said, it's stormy, but it's
not too bad.
Um and now and now you guyshave you have the jet the you
know, and um she was with yougoing to the base before.
So she's able to navigatepretty good.
So I'm gonna roll for her tosee how well she navigates.

(01:36:29):
Okay, good.
She rolled pretty good.
Um she got a 16 and then hit abow.

Mimir (01:36:37):
You have a jail in your your you have a screw in your in
your sled.

Wylie (01:36:44):
Yeah, she got a 16, and I'm gonna add survival to that,
which is just a plus three forher, but that's a total of 19.
You guys get to the base umreal fast.
Like 15 minutes, you guys arethere.

Alan (01:36:55):
Yeah, let's go.

Wylie (01:36:57):
So you're at the you are now outside Istid JoKul.

Alan (01:37:02):
Here we are again.

Pyra (01:37:03):
And she says, Don't worry, I also brought the explosives.

Gordon (01:37:06):
I see.
Oh, no way.
Okay.
So we need the gelatinous cube.
Fifteen minutes?

Wylie (01:37:14):
Mm-hmm.
That's how quick you guys gotthere.

Alan (01:37:16):
How long?
I mean, a short rest is like anhour, right?
30 minutes or an hour, yeah.
And we wait another 15.
I want to get some spell slotsback.
Yeah.

Wylie (01:37:29):
I mean, you could say it took a little bit of time.
You know, if Alan would havemaybe rested while you guys were
getting some stuff done, youknow.

Mimir (01:37:36):
You get that arcane recovery.
I'll take that.
You get one spell.
Do I have it?
Uh any wizard has arcanerecovery.

Alan (01:37:42):
Oh, I have it right here.
Spell slots plus three, shortrest.
Yeah.
Okay, well, there you go.
Perfect.
Cool.
Okay.
Um up to th third level.
Oh, we need to plan.
Thank you.
Yes.
That's all I have.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's in the middle.
We said we would be backanyways.
So here's what I say we do.

unknown (01:38:07):
Oh man.

Alan (01:38:08):
So someone can knock on the door and say, like, oh, we
have um Argo.
Arg Argo?
Agro.
Aggro.
We've got aggro's body.
Um, and it's just like a duffelbag wrapped up.
Like there's nothing in there.
It's the explosives.
But while that's happening.
Yeah, it's great.
Oh, that's really good.

(01:38:28):
It's the explosives.
And there's a timer on thestreet.
So, but before any of thathappens, somebody else snuck
around.
Because we went in through thekitchen first.
We did.
Mm-hmm.
And there's access doors out uhoutside of each room, correct?
And there's windows.

Wylie (01:38:45):
But there's windows, there's exterior access room.

Alan (01:38:49):
So someone on the outside could see inside the kitchen to
make sure no one's in there.

Gordon (01:38:55):
Real quick.
The way this looks like it'sset up.
Well, I guess there's uh theseare there wouldn't be any way to
like just literally enter intothe ice room.
Yeah, never mind.

Wylie (01:39:07):
Um yeah, the ice room in particular does not have a
strictly external door.

Mimir (01:39:16):
Um but it does have windows, right?

Wylie (01:39:18):
I thought each of each of the rooms had Yeah, each of the
room had windows.
Um each of the rooms does havewindows.
And you know that they didn'tlike the ice room, but um, they
also told you not to turn thethermostat to be warmer because
that would liquefythe gelatinous cube.
Um and so maybe I'm one thing.

Alan (01:39:39):
Oh, well the one the uh the one room's completely
destroyed.
Like the windows were crackedopen.
Where is it?

Wylie (01:39:47):
Um that was the the one research lab.
So the first room was theutility room, and then you went
up to the dog kennels.

Alan (01:39:55):
Yep.

Wylie (01:39:55):
Um the utility room was fairly cold, but mostly because
the heat was off.
The dog kennels had smashedwindows, the lab above it had
smashed windows.
So even though you guys got theheat back on, um, probably the
main rooms that they'd be ableto access is utility, the cavern
room, the sleeping quarters,the two rec rooms, and the

(01:40:17):
kitchen.
Or the the kind of study recroom, and then the game room.
Um so those would be the mainspaces that they would be able
to access.
So the acid lab, the ice roomlab, the uh jelly lab, the and
the dog kennels would all bepretty um cold still.

Gordon (01:40:36):
Is that the so just for me to clarify that's the type
top right room, the one belowit?

Wylie (01:40:43):
And the one below it?

Gordon (01:40:44):
Oh, and the dog kennels.
Those are all yeah.

Wylie (01:40:47):
These are all of them on the far right, except for the
bottom most one, because that'sthe utility room, and then
obviously the ice room.
So the dog kennels would havean exterior door, absolutely.
So the dogs don't have to goall the way through the labs and
stuff.
Right.
Um, so you could enter throughthe dog kennels, which would be
cold, and then you can't.

Alan (01:41:06):
I guess if they're still down in the cavern.
Yeah.
They wouldn't answer last time.
Because we knocked.

Jared (01:41:12):
Well, you did turn on the heat.

Gordon (01:41:14):
We did turn on the heat.
So any any of those roomsbefore, I would say that they
would be fine.
Do we want to stick with thedistraction option?
Honestly, I would say we justgo in through the cold rooms
that they're not gonna go into.
Yeah.
Alright.
So, wait.

Wylie (01:41:31):
Sorry, I'm just moving.

Gordon (01:41:32):
Oh, you're placing them.

Wylie (01:41:33):
I'm not exact this is not uh canon.
I'm just getting them out ofthe way.
Um That's what the DM says.

Gordon (01:41:41):
It's not canon.

Wylie (01:41:42):
Well, they'll only take time to cover it all, but um
this will probably work good.
Okay.

Gordon (01:41:47):
You also need to get Jared out of the way.

Wylie (01:41:49):
Jared's gone.
Sorry, Jared.
Um and then we just need.

Gordon (01:41:56):
I would just say we walk around to either dog kennels or
the other one to access the iceroom.
Or if it'd be worth it to uhshut off the heat.
Well, we're about to blow itup, so unless you don't want to
do that.

Alan (01:42:14):
No, I do, but not right away.
Because we still have to get inthere and get the ice.
Right, right.
I would say we get in, get theice, I get out and get the
gelatinous cube outside.
Right.
That's what I'm saying.

Gordon (01:42:27):
Do we know how much the cube weighs?

Wylie (01:42:29):
Let me see how big it is.

Mimir (01:42:33):
If it's a regular gelatinous cube, it's uh size
large.
But they can also be cut downinto smaller pieces.
So it just depends on what formthey have.

Wylie (01:42:43):
Um you guys took everything off of Jared,
including the fire knife.

Jared (01:42:48):
Yes.

Wylie (01:42:49):
And it appeared that the fire knife had been used to cut
the gelatinous cube Ice form.

Alan (01:42:56):
Okay

Wylie (01:42:57):
Yeah.
So based on this um I thinkprobably in discussing this with
Java, Java would share thisinformation.
Now he knows we're talkingabout a cube and we're going to
retrieve a cube.
Um so a trait of the cube isthat it is able to fill an
entire space and is transparent.
So if you even if you got asmall portion of the cube, it

(01:43:18):
could expand and um fill aspace.
Um so you don't necessarilyneed the entire thing.
Okay.
So um who's going where?
What are you guys doing?

Alan (01:43:29):
I've got invisibility, so I could sneak in and hold the
knife, which would still beinvisible.
Yeah.
So I could go get it while youguys want to maybe draw their
attention away.
If possible.
Like if we ru I'll go in andyou somebody goes in with me.

(01:43:50):
And that way if they see you,you can walk away from me, take
them away while I go in and getso I'm going in with you.
Maybe you, yeah.
Yeah, and then we could justhave Pyra just set up
explosives.

Wylie (01:44:05):
Mm-hmm.

Gordon (01:44:05):
That'd be possible.
Because she could probably justdo it from outside, right?

Wylie (01:44:08):
Mm-hmm.

Alan (01:44:08):
Yeah, she she so because if you blow up the buildings,
like the cold's gonna get um allthey could do is hide into the
cavern at that point.
And she said she's got enoughto even blow up down there.
She should blow up everythingbecause that's what I ordered.
That is what you ordered.
It's what I was a good guy.

Wylie (01:44:25):
So do you want her to plant um external charges as
well as like cavern charges?

Alan (01:44:31):
So we're not gonna knock.
We're just gonna

Gordon (01:44:33):
No, we're just gonna sneak in, okay, get the cube.

Wylie (01:44:36):
So everybody roll stealth.
And Pyra's gonna roll as well.

Mimir (01:44:40):
Do you want me to roll for somebody?

Gordon (01:44:42):
I got a 19.

Wylie (01:44:43):
Okay.

Alan (01:44:44):
I've got an eight, but I'm also invisible.

Wylie (01:44:47):
Y es, you have advantage.
You can roll again.
Twelve.
Okay, you pass.
It was ten because they're notin they're not in any of the
rooms that you guys areentering.
It's stormy.
So you made it.
Um and so Pyra is going aroundthe external, and so you guys
enter through the dog kennels.

Alan (01:45:05):
Um, can you get from the dog kennels to the ice room?
You can.
Then yes.
Then yes.
Yeah.

Wylie (01:45:09):
So you enter in dog kennels, you guys go into the
ice room, super stealthy.

unknown (01:45:14):
Yes.

Gordon (01:45:16):
Okay, everything.

Wylie (01:45:18):
Yeah, you guys see the cube there.
It's frozen.
The heat has not been turned onin this room.
They didn't enter it.
They didn't want the cube to bethawed out, so they've left it
alone.

Gordon (01:45:26):
Okay.
So you cutting off.

Alan (01:45:29):
I'll just get a like as big as a chunk as I can carry, I
guess.

Gordon (01:45:34):
Yeah.
And I'll do the same.
Okay.

Wylie (01:45:36):
Like like one that both of you can kind of carry.

Gordon (01:45:38):
Yeah, we could do one that was that both carry.
Right.
Or or you could do two separatecubes.

Wylie (01:45:44):
Yeah, you could even do two separate cubes, something
like that.

Gordon (01:45:48):
Yep.

Wylie (01:45:48):
Okay.

Gordon (01:45:51):
And then we walk out.

Wylie (01:45:53):
Okay.
Yeah.
You guys can sneak back out.
You got a really high stealthcheck, and Java's waiting with
the sled.

Gordon (01:45:58):
Love every self actually aren't checking.
Yeah.
Oh, that was easy.
I don't know.
I do this more often.
Yeah, our plan worked.
Interesting.

Wylie (01:46:11):
Um.

Gordon (01:46:12):
So we get back out to the sled.

Wylie (01:46:14):
Yes.
Get back out to the sled.
And um, can you tell me odds orevens?

Jared (01:46:20):
Uh evens.

Wylie (01:46:21):
Okay, evens.
Okay.
And call it again.
Odd.
Odd this time.

unknown (01:46:28):
Yeah.

Wylie (01:46:30):
Okay.
So that was luck checks to seeif Bojangles found you.
So I'm just letting you knowthat's what it was rolling for.
Okay, so you guys get to thesled.

Mimir (01:46:38):
You guys I just imagine the most that and it's acid, so
it's just like a greenhousesmoke.
Oh, that's it.

Wylie (01:46:50):
You guys get back to the sled all sneaky.
Um, you know, uh let's see.
Alan hops in.
He pulls his cozy little hatdown.

Alan (01:47:00):
He pulls the strings so that the hood gets real small in
the circle shape over his nose.

Wylie (01:47:04):
He's got mittens on.

Alan (01:47:05):
Yeah.

Wylie (01:47:06):
Um Java Java's hopped on the front.
Pyras standing on the back ofthe um where the driver normally
stands on the sled to directit.
And um, you know, you guysstart to pull away.
Gordon, Gordon's on skisbehind.
Yeah, amazing.
And and then um Dr.

Alan (01:47:22):
Fizzard says Oh yes, please.
Blow it.

Wylie (01:47:29):
We zoom in, and then Dr.
Fizzard says, he says, blow it.
You guys speed away, and themost epic explosion happens
behind you.

Alan (01:47:38):
I cast, I cast slow on the on the explosion.
Slow move.

Wylie (01:47:45):
Glowing green and purple smoke rises.
First flames, and then thisglowing green cloud almost looks
like its own aurora behind you,rising.
As you guys don't even lookback.
As you just power off throughthe snow all the way back to
your own base.

Alan (01:48:05):
That isn't tight.
That's tight.

Wylie (01:48:10):
Couldn't have gone better.
You arrive back at your ownbase.
Unfortunately, when we calledodds, it was even.
When we called even, it wasodds.

Alan (01:48:20):
So oh man, the luck is starting to turn.
That's okay.
I want to be a good guy.

Mimir (01:48:28):
I'm not the DM.
I'm not the DM.

Wylie (01:48:32):
So when you guys return to the base, um Bo Jengles has
been wandering around thehallway.

Alan (01:48:39):
Shutting windows.

Wylie (01:48:41):
Shutting any windows, doesn't know where anybody's
gone.
He's trying to find anyone.
He's trying to find anyone toturn and doesn't know what to
do.
So we might have some issuewith some more chickens.
Um, I guess I should roll forchickens.
Odds are evens.

Mimir (01:48:58):
Oh, evens.

Alan (01:48:59):
You know chickens are roll for chickens.

Wylie (01:49:02):
ODDS! He cannot catch a single chicken.
Yeah.
Those chickens are smart.
Yeah.

Mimir (01:49:07):
They cut on after the third one.
It was just like, but andthey're way faster.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wylie (01:49:12):
So with time on your side, you guys are able to take
the gelatinous cubes into theresearch lab.
Um, you're able to thaw themout, reassemble them.
Um, Java has some safetymeasures in place to prevent
this cube from getting out ofhand because it can suck you
into it.

Alan (01:49:29):
Right.

Wylie (01:49:30):
So um he worked out a setup, a temporary setup for it,
and he's like, uh, we're gonnahave to put this thing outside
immediately as soon as we'redead.
You've seen it.
So I'm gonna say he um you guysset up like kind of a like a
sled that it's on inside so thatyou can slide it in and out of
the lab without touching it.
I think you guys would sinceeveryone is kinda incapacitated

(01:49:53):
and you just avoid bojangles,you get on into the lab, you get
it all set up, and so what doyou do to uh first potentially?

Gordon (01:50:01):
I would actually probably go share Jared.
Yeah, yeah.
We probably want to grab firstto go Okay.
Yeah, do we throw him into thecube?
Is that what Java's?
I mean, what would you do?

Alan (01:50:10):
Well, he would want to know how the handbook says to
throw somebody in the street.
Well he would.

Gordon (01:50:16):
Okay, Java, do we just throw him into the cube?
What what do we do?

I mean, this is only a uh a hypothesis, so I
don't know.

Alan (01:50:23):
You're gonna stir the units a high does acid burn
rope.

Wylie (01:50:29):
Yeah, it would burn rope.

Jared (01:50:30):
Yeah, it burns everything.

Gordon (01:50:32):
Well technically though, I mean can you remind me what
Java's

uh the hypothesis is that um the this uh matter,
this foreign matter, um it willleave its host if its host is no
longer a compatible host.
So if the host is beingconsumed by acid, it's gonna
want to get out of thatenvironment.
So I think if we stick Jaredinto this cube, that this alien

(01:51:03):
material will then leave hisbody.
And then if we extract himbefore the acid kills him,
that's the thing is how do youextract him because that's what
and then pull him out.

Gordon (01:51:14):
So Okay.
So what about mage hand?
Can mage hand go through?
Ten pounds.
That's all I can do with magehand.
Right, but you need damage,also the mage hand.
But magic do not take damage.
I mean cut him out with theknife, the flame knife again.

(01:51:36):
I mean, there is that

Wylie (01:51:38):
so typically a um an individual that is within the
cube can make a DC twelvestrength check to get out.
So I would say if you guys arewilling to risk some acid damage
yourselves, you could put yourhands in.

Alan (01:51:53):
Oh, yeah.
And pull it up.
I will before we do that, Iwill cast uh mage armor on
myself.

Wylie (01:51:58):
Okay.
Mage armor.

Mimir (01:52:00):
Just in case this fails.

Wylie (01:52:03):
And you could use something a little sturdier, um,
like maybe some chains,handcuff, right?
Yeah.

Mimir (01:52:10):
Oh, I think the handcuffs will technically be uh like
arcane based because we're sothey're magical.

Wylie (01:52:17):
And I think it does not I think it doesn't do damage to
magic things.

Mimir (01:52:21):
Yep, it does not do uh damage to anything magical.
Okay.
But mine clothes are not doinggreat up.

Wylie (01:52:27):
Yeah.

Gordon (01:52:28):
Do you want to come out naked or alive?
Yeah.

Wylie (01:52:32):
So you can shove uh you could theoretically shove him in
with a handcuff, you know,fully putting the whole hand
inside and then hold on to theother handcuff and pull him out
without having toput yourself in.

Gordon (01:52:43):
And I'm assuming Okay.
And so yeah, since that's aacid thing, the the mushrooms
aren't gonna be able to get outof you.
Right.
Or it'll just fizzle out.
Oh, sorry, and a kill with itto you.
So let's do that.
Let's give him a little bitsauce him in there with the
hands.
Um I've got 16 armor class now.
Uh I'll I don't mind doing itjust because I have high HP

(01:53:06):
being the one to throw them inwith him handcuffed to me.
Okay.
That's awesome.
Okay.
Yep.

Jared (01:53:11):
Ah, buddy.

Wylie (01:53:15):
So you shove Jared into this giant cube, and for a
moment his body is just floatingin this transparent green
jelly.
And then the jelly startsmaking this fizzling sound, and
you see this the purple jellyjust coming out of his body from

(01:53:38):
every pore, uh, from his ears,just coming out of his body.
It almost like jelly beingmixed with jelly, it almost kind
of looks like a purple smoke,even as it's just exiting in any
way that it can.
Um, and it comes out of hisbody and immediately dissolves
within the green cube.
It is highly sensitive to thisacidic nature.

(01:53:59):
And um, Jared, you are going totake um, because you're in
there, you're gonna take threeD6 acid damage.
Okay.
Um, so let me get some D6 here.
I'll find my greatest lookingones.
Nice.
Okay.

Mimir (01:54:17):
This is technically an attack.

Wylie (01:54:19):
Okay, you take 12 acid damage.
Okay.
Um and at that point, you guysno longer see any more purple
coming out of his body.
You can pull him on out.
You have to mean DC twelve umstrength check.

Gordon (01:54:37):
DC twelve.
To pull him out.

Mimir (01:54:38):
Uh and then I'll bonus action help.
So you get advantage.

Gordon (01:54:41):
Oh, I got a 19.
19.
You pulled Jared's.

Wylie (01:54:47):
Jared, you can't remember anything that happened.
You just remember that you weregoing to the dog kennels to get
Finn to help you identify anypotential uh any potential, you
know, body snatched individual,and that's the last thing you
remember was going to thekennels.
So now you wake up in a cube ofacid handcuffed to Gordon.

Jared (01:55:14):
Oh well, uh what's up, guys?

Alan (01:55:20):
We need to go get the other guys.
We need to go get um Nar andBo.

Wylie (01:55:27):
Well, and you hear you hear boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom, and you see at the window,you see Bo Jangles' face, and
he's like, um, hey, what whatare you guys doing in there?

Jared (01:55:38):
Actually, that's a good point.
We have just the recipe foryou, Mr.
Jangles.

Alan (01:55:46):
I cast hold person on the nails.
There we go.

Wylie (01:55:50):
All right, he's gonna roll his wisdom save.

Alan (01:55:53):
Uh is it a wisdom?

Wylie (01:55:55):
I believe so.

Alan (01:55:57):
Yeah, it is a wisdom saving.

Wylie (01:55:59):
Not good.

Alan (01:56:00):
Perfect.
It is wisdom.

unknown (01:56:03):
Cool.

Wylie (01:56:03):
Yeah, he rolled a six, so I don't think he's very wise.
Grab him.
Yeah, you got him.

Alan (01:56:08):
Throw him in.
Yeah, we'll do the thing.

Gordon (01:56:11):
Okay, can't so then just send him through.

Wylie (01:56:15):
I assume just for good measure, you guys torch all the
rest of the chickens.
Oh, I mean, you could actuallythe chicken wouldn't survive.

Mimir (01:56:22):
What we'll do is we'll bring a dog around and get down
again.
Yeah, the original plan.
Exactly.
The original plan was that.

Gordon (01:56:30):
So Bo is good.
And so now we need to go getGnar.

Wylie (01:56:33):
Yep, and you can do the same thing with Gnar.
He was unconscious to start, soit works pretty quickly.
And you have saved your entirestaff.

Alan (01:56:40):
We didn't have to kill anybody.

unknown (01:56:42):
No, we did kill the other Base.

Mimir (01:56:45):
Let me tell you the we're getting double time.

Gordon (01:56:49):
But I will say they told us to do it.
They did tell us to do it.
They did tell us to do it.
Yeah, we're just followingorders.
Yeah.

Alan (01:56:57):
And aggro was not my fault.
Yeah.

Jared (01:57:00):
That's my fault.
I live with that killer.

Alan (01:57:03):
I never, I never missed on a whole person.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.

Wylie (01:57:08):
So you guys have saved your base.
You're you're pretty relieved.
You're pretty happy.
The sun starts to rise.
The storm has cleared.
The um ice crystals aresparkling.
It's so cold that the air, thelittle bit of moisture that's in

(01:57:28):
the air, is sparkling as well.
And it just feels like a wholefresh new day.

Jared (01:57:35):
I actually don't mind the cold anymore.

Gordon (01:57:39):
That's when uh Gordon just whispers at the cup and
goes, Kavas.
And then begins to sip Kavas.

Wylie (01:57:46):
Kavas from the infinite gulp.

Alan (01:57:50):
Alan retires.
Uh he's like Gretfire.

Jared (01:57:54):
Jared also retires.

Gordon (01:57:58):
Gordon actually just walks away because he thinks he
lives right down the road.
He just starts walking.
He's like, all right, I'm goingto head home, guys.
It was a fun time.

Jared (01:58:08):
What a hero.

Wylie (01:58:11):
So you guys do have to wait um almost two whole weeks
to be picked up by the.
But you guys get theinformation back.
You get some informationthrough about the other base, so
there isn't a but um, at leastas far as you know, there's no
war between the the NomishDwarven Alliance.

Jared (01:58:28):
That's crazy that they uh they glue up randomly.
Well about that, but thank youso much.

Mimir (01:58:37):
We appreciate it.
Thank you.
Yeah, you're awesome Wylie

Wylie (01:58:40):
Yeah.
This is really fun, guys.
I'm glad we landed that ship.

Kipo (01:58:44):
Yes, yes, worked out really well, actually.
And changed two of Mimir's cartires.

Wylie (01:58:51):
So if you want to hear our chit chat and debrief of
this fun, um, I thinkfive-episode mini-series, um,
check out our bonus episodesbehind the blunders that will be
available on our Patreon.
And we do have a major campaigncoming soon.
So if you liked this littlesample, we have a much longer

(01:59:13):
story planned.
Um, so please subscribe so youdon't miss anything.
That's it for now.
Thanks.

Gordon (01:59:19):
Thank you, everybody.
See ya!

Alan (01:59:36):
Oh, what?

Jared (01:59:38):
What just what just happened?
Hey! Dr.
Fizzard! What?
We just ended our our one oneone off series!

Gordon (01:59:46):
But are you falling asleep again?

Jared (01:59:49):
No, I I was awake the whole time! What?
You can't fall asleep, we haveso much more to go! We have a
full campaign coming! What doyou mean?
Yeah! Checking it out! And wehave behind the scenes things.
Like five if you pay fivedollars a month, you'll get
episode art and free episodes ofBehind the Blunders.

Well, to be clear, that would be on the Patreon.

Jared (02:00:11):
Oh, that's my bad.
I'm just a security guard.

Gordon (02:00:15):
If you want, you can just send Gordon the $5.
It uh he'd take care of you, hesend you food, you know, no
problem.
No problem.

Alan (02:00:23):
Oh, okay.
Well, I have to ask Sandy ifshe's got any any of my uh any
of my allowance for this month,but that that that sounds like a
pretty good deal.

Jared (02:00:33):
Alright, back to locking up all the doors.
We got an emergency 1843 comingon this way.

Gordon (02:00:39):
Where's my spice?

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