Tattoos, Hikes & Hot Takes: Bomba’to Podcast Unfiltered! 😂 | Ep. 13 - Bomba'to Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:27):
We'll be right back Landon's trip.
Oh Landon's trip, it fades.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Un triangulito, un triangulito, un corazoncito, un
corazoncito, un corazoncito, uncorazoncito, un corazoncito.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Un corazoncito, un corazoncito, un corazoncito, un
corazoncito, un corazoncito, uncorazoncito, un corazoncito.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Un corazoncito, un corazon, the top, you know right
.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Why does that?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I don't know, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying Just somepeople, Some people are like
they might hate it.
That shit is like an edge of mybook.
What would you do if you'redoing it with a girl?
What would you do if you'redoing it with a girl and she had
her ass cracked at it?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I wouldn't care.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I'm not going to lie to you, that shit will actually
get me more excited.
Hey, yo Ella, con tu puño porahí.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
You started recording ?
Yeah, I was going to start.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Alright, let's go Ahorita te grito Sweet, no, you
started recording.
Yeah, all right, let's go Allright.
Let's go All right, let's goAll right.
Let's go Sweet.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,no.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
No no no no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
No, no, this ass is yours.
I'm in for business, just do it.
I remember I was watching thisporn video and this girl
literally had her ass cracked atit.
It was like what did theyfucking say?
Like nasty whores or some?
Shit like that, like in acircle or some shit like that,

(02:20):
like her ass hole.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, like her Her ass.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Spread it For you to read the fucking oh no, un libro
, un libro, no, no, what thefuck.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, diablo, imagine the day she was getting that
tattoo.
Who's keeping it open Her?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Not even that Imagine the first shit.
Imagine the first shit Afteryou get that tattoo yeah that
shit might get infected.
The fuck, you got a fuckingwipe.
She got a wipe Like even if youuse up a day that shit spraying
all over the town, Would y'allget a Prince Albert?
No, oh that's a.
Hell no.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
That's a Prince.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Albert, they put some shit in it En la punta, un
areto en el.
I was thinking you were talkingabout that shit.
They put like In, like belowthe skin, like that rib, like
fucking.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh, like on the bottom of the sack, yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
No, no, no, like on the actual, like shaft.
They put like a fucking, theygrab your skin Underneath it.
They slide a fucking plasticLike it's like a.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
It's like a.
It's like a tongue.
They grab your skin underneathit, they slide a fucking plastic
, and papadio me hizo esto nafor two things.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
It's like a tongue piercing, but just for your
penis, this nasty bitch bro.
After she got tatted she gotfucked by that tattoo at Artists
.
Oh my God what a story.
Yo, oh my God, we really haveto start a Patreon.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
That's not what I was was telling Elvis a story about
this old guy at work, this oldCuban guy.
Bro, you know what?
What's up, bro?
Tell me, bro, this is what Imean.
I like the white one, the pinkone and the sweaty one To help
him with the heavy duty.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
That comes at me.
With that shit, bro, are wecreating a Patreon just for this
?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Bro.
No, but I'm cubing it, oldcubing it, I'm just talking like
this.
A heavy duty, eh.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Got a degreaser going on.
Would y'all hit after if theydidn't take a shower for a day?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Why are they not showering?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
for a day it's not hypothetical, I'm just throwing
it out too much.
I would do it.
I would do it after the gym,yeah after the gym yeah, that's
fine.
Yeah, that's fine I mean, youwould think what's worse when
this is my?
Yeah, so like after the gym,after sweating.
Okay, bro, you do that me, andosudando, I don't know, I gotta

(04:42):
be out.
All right, now we've beenstarted.
This is the episode.

Speaker 3 (04:43):

Speaker 2 (04:59):
This is the episode Everybody's shit.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Let's go, let's go, why?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
No, this has been what.
That's a new haircut.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Oh, no, I just like fucking Fuck it.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's it though.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, I'm getting ready for.
Yeah, fuck it, I don't give afuck.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I like it better.
It's less stress.
I feel more aerodynamic.
Yeah, I'm like.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
I don't bother the way to go man Bro.
I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Welcome back to Bombato, and today we're going
to be talking about some realbullshit.
Yep, we've been talking aboutsome bullshit.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, kind of.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yep Bueno, how was everybody's weekend?
Holiday weekend, that's good.
It was good.
We started off on a little hikeand how was that?
That shit was excellent after Isorted out the tequila from the
night before.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yo, not for nothing, but he was going to pass the
fuck out.
Bro, bro Yo.
Y lo grande es que la canciónque estaba tocando, camencita, y
yo adelante in front of him,bro in his face.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Ay man, you see he's about to pass out, bro, Yo no
estaba en eso Bro, but okay, Iwas like.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I thought it was good .

Speaker 2 (06:07):
No, I thought it was good.
I'm like yo, I'll be alright.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
I've done the hike before.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
No, y lo bonito Es que yo no me desayuné, because I
never, I never eat breakfastBefore a hike.
I usually just hike Bro.
After that, in Mount Tammany,the first initial.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's not even five minutes yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
It's literally as soon as you start.
Oh, but it's like steep, likethat shit.
If you do it too quickly, youget a sound rate.
No, but that dude, that fuckingAsian dude that went up and
down the same like four times.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
We're just going up and we just chilling and
everything is.
That's who we are Barrio Palau.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Bro, and there's some shorts that look like pants.
Yeah, some running shorts.
He's about that length, bro,he's about that length he's
definitely training for, like aSuperman or whatever the fuck
they're.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Iron man no, no, no, spartan Race.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Iron man, them shits.
That's like 100.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
That's a Chinese spy right there, bro.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
That's what I was going to say.
He's training, bro.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
He's looking at the terrain in the US.
What time are you on?

Speaker 2 (07:08):
What time are you on?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
He's looking at that New Jersey terrain he's trying
to get?
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
No, but my biggest, that's New Jersey.
Wow, my biggest thing was afterwe got back down, bro.
These fucking assholes decidedto park.
If you've ever been to MountTammany, you know that the
parking lot is only meant fortwo rows of cars.
They decided to do a whole newrow of cars in the middle,
blocking us out.
I don't know why another Wilson, or Wilson doesn't know why

(07:36):
another one.
We're not getting out.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
We would have just done the one across the river,
the hike.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Nah, I would have popped the tire, bro, that shit
you don't do that shit.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
I don't know about that.
That shiny motherfucker aboutto be jumping now, that's
probably his tires.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Nah, nah, he was there before.
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
He had a good parking spot.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
That glass with the lemon inside.
What was it?
You were drinking Margarita.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Oh, you're a fine guy With pineapple.
Good for a bird.
Yo, nothing, that's the bird'shand and it's pineapple I don't
know.
I think you were going to saytequila.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
And what are the margaritas?
They can be different things.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
But I think it's pure tequila, something like that I
don't like a mix.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
I think it's strange.
I had like 4 or 5.
It was just a party.
I had like 4 or 5.
I had like 4 or 5.
I had like 4 or 5.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
I had like 4 or 5.
I had like 4 or 5.
I had like 4 or 5.
I had like 4 or 5.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
I had like 4 or 5.
I had like 4 or 5.
I had like 4 or 5.
I had like 4 or 5.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
I had like 4 or 5, I I'll be honest.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
If it wasn't for the orange slices.
Like I have fruit, me and thegirls pack fruit or whatever,
but the orange slices.
That shit, picked me right backup.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
That shit's an IV for anybody going out there Like
after I swear, I stopped.
Right before I.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Comiste Dragon from la noche Es que todavía no
entienden.
No entienden ¿Por qué yo leestoy tratando de decir ¿Por qué
coño Tuviste una fiesta y nonos invitaste?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yo le, no, tú no mandaste nada, no tú no,
mandaste nada, okay, no venga ajustificar ¿Por ahí qué yo iba a
decir ¿Doblaste a Costa delEquino.

(09:39):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Okay, okay, okay Okay .

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay Okay.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay.
Yo, you invite me to anythingafter nine.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I'm like.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
I gotta think about it.
Yeah, no, I wasn't out late, itwas just the tequila.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Uh-oh, what did I make you do?
What did I tequila make you do?
It made me stop.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
It made you stop.
It made a reevaluating decisionFacts Never again, bro, I get
you.
Huh, not before Mount Tammany.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Mount Tammany was.
Is Mount Tammany the one thathas that pool before you go up
or no?

Speaker 2 (10:17):
No Pool before you go up it has a waterfall after you
come down, if you do the wholeway.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
How long did it take you?

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Honestly, we could have done it A lot quicker yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
It's really not that long.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
After my Initial like how long did?

Speaker 1 (10:29):
it take.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
That Chinese guy.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Oh, he was up, he was actually.
It took him 20 minutes, I kidyou not.
Yeah, 15-20 minutes.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
I swear to God.
Yeah, no, but we had to stop alot Because his my brother's
girl passed out like three timesshe really passed yo first time
.
I was like I thought they werefucking around.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
No, I thought this was a bit of a fuck that shit.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
No, because it was.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
I was handling this guy and then up ahead she was
passing out.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Literally not 20 feet above us.
We had some motivation Laprimera vez que I went hiking
with y'all.
Where was it that we went to?

Speaker 1 (11:22):
I think it was South Mountain.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
The one by Turtleback .
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro, that wasan easy one, I'm like.
I'm like yo, we going down hereI'm like muchacho de regreso de
uphill Estaba yo muriéndome.
That's literally what I mean, Ihad on a long sleeve shirt but
I quité, I was it off.
I was like this looked like aTaliban.
The water was Bro.
I came with a long sleeve, witha hood on it.

(11:52):
It was a shirt, though, Likethe dry fishers Bro, it was cold
Since I started going up.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
I started going up in tequila.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
I said well, I'm going to have to go.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Long sleeve to go to the hickies.
God damn it, long sleep.
He's on your arms.
Yeah, that's crazy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no no, no,no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nono.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
He's got his arms no don't tryto fool him.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Don't try to fool him .
Don't try to fool him.
He's a biolo.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
He's a biolo.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Ah yes, You're talking about his arms and his
belly down.
What is this?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Ah shit.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Nah but, yeah, I definitely gotta go next time.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yo, what's the hardest one?
That one's, tough, that one'stough, isn't it the?
Stairway to Heaven.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
That one's not that bad, that one is short, it's
just very steep, isn't it theStairway to Heaven?
I think?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Stairway to Heaven.
Yo, just very steep, isn't it,the stairway to?
Heaven, I think stairway toheaven is the worst.
Yo fucking A how we doing.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Stairway to heaven is only hard the way we did it,
because it was long.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Because you guys took the long way.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
It was the longest way, but it's not hard at all.
Mount Tammany, bro, that shit.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
I don't think Mount Tamm, because no, no, no, no but
no.
But then there's like A littlestretch of like Flat For you to
like Catch your breath, calmback down, and then it's up
again, and then you know, nigga,that's a tease for me.
I can't do that, no.
It's straight up.
It was nice.
It's straight up All the way tothe top and then it goes down.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
The.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
No, but it's steep too.
It's steep too.
All your weight is on your toes.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah and rocky and rocky, I'm not carrying that
equipment Carrying all that?
Equipment.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Oh, we could get the little mics True, true, true.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Oh damn, you should have got the mic.
Now we're recording on theiPhones.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Nah, we should live stream that shit.
Oh it up going up that I'mabout that one.
I'm so sick Yo.
That was good.
That was a good hike.
Though that was a good hike.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
That wouldn't be a bad hike to do An episode up
there.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Bro, I'm not carrying all this shit.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
No, but the problem about the up there is it gets
crowded.
Yeah, it gets crowded.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
There's a lot of people that end up going up
there.
That is true, Like when we gotHe'd take that shit up there.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, he might Leave it up there for us.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yo, grab this, grab this, take this up there.
Just leave it up there, leaveit in a tree branch.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Leave it in a fucking tree branch.
You'll find it Now.
When we got up there it wasn'ta lot of people, but literally
as soon as we sat down, peoplejust started trickling.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
The later in the day you go, the more people up there
.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, that's a fact, Like I tell you.
I say you know, up there atfive El Diablo, I'm down.
So you have to get up at like12 to get there.
No Diablo, I don't know.
But how far is it?
It's like an hour.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
It's an hour At 12.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Diablo Yo soy una maldita tortuga.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Not me, yo me tiro de la cama Si ustedes me dijeron
tú tienes que estar listo a las6 de la mañana, yo a las 5 y 45,
because I'm going to spend 15minutes in the bathroom.
You want to know my routine?
Suelta In the morning, sueltala cama.
Yo me levanto, me siento en lacama, aunque sea de 5 a 10
minutos.
¿usted sienta de you sleep withsocks on?
Yeah, no, no bro.

(16:00):
I hate that shit bro.
I feel constricted.
I can't sleep with socks on bro.
That shit makes me hot.
I don't like sleeping withsocks or a blanket on top of me,
for some odd reason I can't doit.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
I like sleeping with a blanket.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
I like the blanket from the waist down Ninguna, or
from the chest down.
I'll start with it on and then,little by little, I start
taking it off.
I can't I do one foot in, onefoot out?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yo sudo demasiado.
One foot in, one foot out.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
That I'm like a furnace bro.
Nah, I'll be getting hot.
I'll be getting hot, perodespués no lo sabemos Definitely
.
Este montazo no daba más Yseguía ahí Y ahí Y después no,
ustedes son pasados, but yo¿Cómo que pasados, bro, that
shit need to be at the lowestsetting.
And yeah, esto parece temblando.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Esto muchacho.
Nah bro, yo bajo esto what it's70, and I'm fucking Shivering
here, shivering.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
The lowest setting, I'm assuming the lowest fucking
64, 65 In some hotels.
That was cold.
Yo, you actually see my room.
I got my AC at 61.

(17:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
De los pies.
I haven't even seen what AC ElDiablo.
I haven't even seen what AC ohnow you bugging I got to have
the fan on.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
I got to have that fan rotating.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
bro, I don't wake up with your throat sore and shit.
No, why your throat sore, easyI gotta have that fan rotating.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Bro, your throat what you do from the air, no.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Unit you never had a fan.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
I don't know, I want to sleep.
You got to pause.
You never had a fan all nightlong.
Are you Like?
When they don't talk, they havetheir mouth.
Why is your mouth open?

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Because they can't breathe through their nose.
What else?
Eso no se puede en esta vida.
Estoy tratando de dormircongelado ahí.
Te hablo, Manuel Bájale, algothat was dumb cold.

(18:24):
You turned on the heat.
You turned on the hot waterjust to get the steam.
You had the AC on right and yougo to the bathroom and you put
your ass on the heat.
He turned on the hot water, hetries to get the steam.
You have the AC on right andyou go to the bathroom and you
put your ass on the fucking coldass toilet.
Remember what do you mean?
You know what the fuck?
Wait, wait.
Let me break it down.
Let me break it down.
What the fuck?
The air is hot right, the houseis cold, so it's mad cold.

(18:46):
Okay, y tú te vas a sentar y tequeda una cagadita Y está más
frío que el diablo.
Una cagadita heavy Y está másfrío que el diablo, y espera, ¿a
ti, qué es esto?
Whoa, whoa, ¿y qué es esto?
Tengo que abrir la ventana.
Se te mete para arriba.
Oh my God, wow, la vida esbuena.

(19:08):
Oh my God, wow, this weekend Iwas in full dad mode, bro.
I was barricading on Friday,how you, because nobody wanted
to do it.
I got home on Friday.
The grill wasn't even on OnFriday, yeah, because they had a
little barbecue.
You would have known if youwould have went.
Your mom went what was?

Speaker 3 (19:30):
you doing on Friday?
Who the hell said he was eatinga barbecue?
What were you doing on Friday?
They?

Speaker 2 (19:34):
told me at 7 o'clock.
They told me at the same time.
It was originally not supposedto be like a big barbecue,
because we normally go to wenormally go to Millie's cousin's
house, but he didn't do it thisyear.
So we was like, all right,let's just go to Millie's
cousin's house.
But he didn't do it this year.
So we was like, alright, let'sjust go to Tia's house, we buy
some burgers, some hot dogs.
It wasn't, but we get there.

(19:56):
There's Roberto, there'sFederico, tony, and I'm like Bro
, what the fuck?
And then your mom and your momcame.
I'm like bro, what the fuck, oh, that shit was.
And then your mom and your momcame yeah, that shit was.
I was like, all right, fuck itwho showed up, not us, obviously

(20:17):
.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
I just told you who showed up.
That was them.
Yeah, I mean, who did this?

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Oh, and then Chris Malley came too.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
I mean the usual crew .

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, good, uh-huh, and then nobody's on the grill,
so I'm like, fuck it, I'll do it.
So you just put burgers and hotdogs on the grill.
Nah, they had like chicken andother stuff.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
At least they got the meat bro, nah yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
And then, after the fact I'm on the grill, I'm like
yo, I need a drink.
I go to Tony.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
I'm like yo, tony, put it down the drinks.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
I was like, give me some drinks.
I was like yo, I'm going todrink.
Give me a glass of rum withCoca-Cola.
I'm like, all right, he comeswith a full glass.
Just alcohol, like a man man.
What a Coca-Cola of the devil.
And you're drinking Margarita.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
And what are you drinking?
No, a juice, that's what you'redrinking.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
You see the fucking Dunkin' Donuts video With the
people that order the extra shitWith like 20 sugars and shit.
5 ounces of passion fruit juiceAzúcar.
1 ounce of mango base.
1 vanilla syrup fruit juice.
One ounce of mango base Onevanilla syrup.
But I can't believe there wasice and oat milk.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
to the top you gotta be like this how many stuff did
you add to it?
A whole bunch, bro.
It does not come like that.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
It comes like that no it, don't?

Speaker 3 (21:48):
You selected that shit.
I need that.
I need that.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
You custom made that shit Like that you customize,
you get it for me.
And the best part of theweekend I went to Costco.
We, we bought those big-asswagons to push it in.
Bro, that shit is lit Bro them.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
shits is hard, what are we pushing?

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Huh, what are you pushing?
Nah, like it's one of those bigwagons to like, push shit, like
if you're going to the beach.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Ah, put shit in yeah, yeah, yeah, ah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Bro, that shit is dope.
But pulling that shit on thebeach, bro, that shit is dope.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
I was going to say the sand.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Nope, that's what they're supposed to be, because
they're rugged, bro.
That shit is the worst, bro.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Yo, we're doing a video.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
That shit was the worst, bro, and um, but then,
but then we.
Oh, nah, I heard that shit, Ijust had that shit today.
I heard I'm a, I'm a.
That shit was rock.
Hablando de eso, el tipo estabaen Norrondra.
Did you go?

Speaker 1 (22:58):
No, I went to.
I went when he was in Somerset.
I went when he was in.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Somerset, oh shit, I went there.
We got to have him on the onthe episode to bring us some.
I had the mofongo, I had hisempanadas.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
And I had his Chicharron con toto.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
I had his mofongo Chicharron con toto.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
The yarrow de maduro.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
The steak fries and the chimichurri.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Chef Deluxe.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Chef.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Deluxe, chef Deluxe.
I was lazy to go there.
I wanted to go yesterday.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
He was in North Rosie .
That line was longest, nah, buthe cooks really good, bro he
does.
It's worth it too.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
You had his.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
C cereza juice.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Don't he do like that shit I try cereza.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
I try chinola morisonando.
I'm gonna put it on the top.
I'm gonna put it on the top.
I have piña too.
Don't he do like private eventsand shit?
Yeah, he do we should have him,bro, his chicharrones.
I think they're raving thatshit.
Chains son.
I think he's in Newark today.

(24:13):
Yeah, he is.
I just fucking FYI, though ifyou order through the online
ordering, it's more expensivethan if you use the order out of
the truck.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
FYI, just so you know .
But it's probably faster thoughyou get it to.
Oh, yeah, you know, I just go Y.
Was it just Dominicans or wasit like everybody?

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Oh, you're talking about the chefs, or like no, the
people that were there, oh,everybody, when I went to pick
it up.
When was it Wednesday?
Yeah, he was in Somersault yeahit was like todo el mundo, Like
white people.
Oh no, I went when there was nopeople, but yeah his lines.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
like white people, I went when there was no people.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
His lines usually have everybody.
Bro, do y'all be gettingexcited now to buy just random
shit, more adult-based shit Likewhat I'm top-down?

Speaker 1 (25:02):
When I got a new router, bro.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
When I went to buy the wagon I bought two new
coolers.
They're like the real smallones, mm-hmm, like the time once
.
Yeah, shiz is dope, bro, theygot people is a.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
What do you feel like ?

Speaker 2 (25:36):
what's a nice in meeting?
Did you hold?
Did you smack and hold on to it, or you just like I was shaking
, you hold it from the handle.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Just to make sure it got a good handle to it.
It got handles on the side andthen it got a strap that you
could, oh shit, so you werestrapped up.
So you go strap or no strap.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
I'm seeing strap Raw dogging.
So you're it strapped up, soyou go strap or no strap.
I'm saying strap Raw dogging,so you're having both handles
though the dog.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Ahí, yo le metí soda.
So when you open it, thoughit's pretty wide, it's big, es
profundo, it's deep, it's deep,oh damn Yo le metí soda Panecito
El diablo, Pero cuando tú metit's deep, I put soda honey
jamón.
When you put your hand in, itcomes here, it comes there, damn
, and then I bought.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
It has the lining shit in it.
It's like the soft shell one.
Which one do you like the most?
The hard shell one.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
What color did you get it?
Green, the two, and why notblack, because it's not obvious?
The hard show.
What color did you get it?
Green, green.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
No, but no light shit .
That shit they're dope.
I'm gonna bring them when we goTo over there.
But nah, outside of that, bro,this week I don't know, it's
been a weird week this weekkicked my ass bro.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
It has.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Like coming back from a Like a holiday weekend,
especially like a On a Friday.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
No no, no, no, no, no , no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
No, I don't know when is Elvis.
He's not there.
I'm going to start, I'm goingto change vehicles now.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
He's on my way.
He's on my way.
I'm going to change vehicles.
I'm going to switch vehicles.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
No, I have three vehicles now.
Good, yours, yours, yours, thejeep.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
The car, the two cars .

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Yeah, exactly no, and there's another one.
No, no, you know, are you thepassenger princess or are you

(28:41):
the driver?
You don't be passenger princess, you got?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
it what.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
It was right there.
Dog Told you you get a place,we'll get you home.
Dog, he's still not here.
He's not here, he's in secondbase.
Oh my God, oh my God.
But dog, he's still not here,he's in second base.
Oh my God, oh my God.
But no, let's continue.
No, let's get into our topic.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
He just cut you off like that.
He just cut you off.
I'm going to cut you off.
He's the host.
He's the host no that'sunbrained, Jeffrey Epstein
that's dirty Now.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Jeffrey Epstein?
Allegedly no.
Entonces dije que ahora.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Dije que no saben por qué estaba preso, que no hizo
nada.
Oye, oye, oye, ¿Y cómo?

(30:33):
Oye?
Dije que no Dije que otra vez.
Oye, oye, oye, Oye, sabade,Desahógate, desahógate ¡Loco¿.
Y la lista ¡Loco.
Dije que ahora no es lista.
Yeah, it was going on.

(30:55):
Let me add this Buenasucia, esoes, eso es Porque da un pique
loco.
Wow¿ Cómo tú vas a decir que alo primero dije que sí, vamos a
aceptar todos los nombres, y quefui, que fue, y que esto está
buena.
Y de ahora él no hizo nada Parasoltar esos nombres, all the
names, and that it was, and thatit was, and that it was, and
now he didn't do anything to letgo of his name.
That's not, that's not of greatimportance.

(31:16):
Well, my great theory is thatthe man of the boss has to be in
that list.
No, he's in that list and he'sin the list.
It's more that he fuckseverything.
The guy, oh, el tipo eratrabajaba con la CIA o con
Israel y la vaina, una vainarara con Israel ahí.
Entonces Israel se veríaperjudicada.
Entonces, allegedly pa' que nome maten, wow, allegedly pa' que

(31:37):
no me maten, allegedly,allegedly.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Allegedly Es más joda toda esa vaina Israel del TH.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Dije que estaba en ese ring of pedophilia.
Allegedly the reason they did a180 is like like he was a
Mossad agent and they're tryingto protect Israel as one of our
allies.
Oh my God, Much of theconspiracy theory shit.
They're not releasing it.
They're not releasing it toprotect how.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Because that would look like.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yeah, You're like yo.
Your government was okay withallowing all this shit to happen
.
It's not a bullshit.
That happens, though, yeah,but're like yo, like your
government was okay with havingallowing all this shit to happen
.
It's a lot of bullshit thathappens, though, yeah, but I
like I don't know, and this hasbeen Manny's conspiracy
Conspiracy hour.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Third eye Manny.
Third eye Manny.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
You know, but um it was fucked up, it was just
fucked up, but like as a country.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
How the fuck does that affect us as a nation?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
What?
Because there's a lot, thewhole story.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Why is the story such a big story?
Because supposedly there's alot of famous people on the list
.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
What are we going to do about it, bro?
And there's a lot of famouspeople on the list, and what are
we going to do?

Speaker 1 (33:10):
about it, bro, and there's a lot of trafficking
circles that were involved inthat.
Don't get me wrong, it's theworst shit in the world.
That shit should not behappening.
But us as a nation, as people,as regular people what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (33:22):
are we going to do about it?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
You know why they're making such a big deal about it?
Because when they werecampaigning, they kept talking
about it.
Oh yeah, so we're going torelease all that shit.
We're going to fuck that.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Jfk, jfk, jeffrey Epstein.
It's a lie now.
It's a lie now.
Gotcha, gotcha bitch.
Yeah, exactly, gotcha bitch.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
And now they're in it like oh, oh shit, we can't
release this, but it's one ofthose things, bro.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Like every politician does the same shit every time
it comes up for voting.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah, but here's the thing.
The thing is that peopleactually believe this politician
People actually believe itevery election year bro, no, no
no no, not necessarily.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
I'm going to create jobs.
I'm going to fix the economy.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
All the broke people are going to be getting money.
You, this politicianspecifically.
It was a lot more people thatbelieved them.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Than usual.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
You know what I'm saying the first time.
It's just not a good look.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
The first time I'm going to build a wall, I'm going
to blah, blah, blah.
No, that shit's still there,brother, it's not there.
They make all these promisesEvery time they're about to get
elected.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
It's a lot of lobbying.
It's politics, it's geopolitics.
You lobbying, it's politics,it's geopolitics.
You have to.
You know you want to dosomething, but at the end of the
day, tú tienes que dar algopara hacer algo.
There's other people like thefirst term, his first term when
he first was president he wasn'tDiablo, diablo, diablo.
Diablo, diablo, diablo.

(35:05):
The reason was, like on hisfirst term he didn't have the
full Congress behind him, butthe majority, so like when he
was trying to do something, it'slike taking one step forward
and two steps back.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
That's the thing, especially with this country, I
guess, and like free countries,I guess.
I don't know what the fuck.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Well, wash your words .

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Democratic, country Democratic country, it's like
it's really hard to get shitdone in four years, Max eight.
That Democratic country is likeit's really hard to get shit
done in four years, max eight.
That's why you got to respectPuin in a way, because look at
what he said.
Whatever he feels like thatshit's going and there's nobody.
That's a different situation,but that's the thing with Trump
right.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
That is a different situation, that's all.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
But like Trump, oh you're going to say it?

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Who's going to tell him no?

Speaker 1 (35:52):
There's a whole checks and balances.
Well, the checks and balanceskind of went out the window with
this term that he's in, becausethis shit is off the rails
right now.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
There's no checks and balances right now.
They're trying.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
There's only so much he can do in four years, because
by the time he's out, the nextperson is going to reverse
everything, not necessarilythey're.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Time he's out, the next person is going to reverse
everything.
Well, no, that's what I'msaying, not necessarily he's
coming back.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
He's going to reverse everything, bro.
He's going to reverseeverything.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Not necessarily.
A Republican could get electedand be his little.
It all depends how the thingsare passed.
Like the big beautiful billthat was passed by that until a
year after he leaves.
No, no, yeah, but I'm justsaying like the big beautiful
bill that was passed by both theSenate and the House, so that

(36:35):
was technically passed byCongress, so that's law.
So you have to like go throughthe same whole process of voting
.
You know he has control of bothhouses right now.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
No, yeah, yeah, but still there were some
Republicans that were not forthat bill.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
He still lobbied enough and they flipped back.
That's why they were able topass it.
But, my thing is I have aquestion.
So that bill was passed rightand he signed it, whatever.
Whatever, it doesn't takeeffect until he's out of office,
correct?
It takes effect.
It's supposed to be a year,like right before he leaves
office.
Yeah, okay, can that bill?

(37:10):
No, not allegedly, because Can?
it be what Can that Like?
Can a new incoming presidentmake another bill that'll take
effect immediately and scratchthat bill?
Yeah, but it'll take.
It'll take some time for themto get it.
No, no, he can't.
He can't.
There's like executive orders,but he can't Sign an executive

(37:32):
order to revert that bill.
He had to do the same process.
He had to do another bill Tokind of bring back those things.
That's what I'm saying.
Is it possible for them tobring a new bill, Pass it
whatever?
It'll be hard Right now thestate of this country.
It's going to be very hard foranother Democrat to win the

(37:53):
presidency.
That's if Elon Musk gets hisAmerican party.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
That's it, that's it.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
I mean, I would be too.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
That's nobody else's fault but the Democrats, bro,
because they don't know how tofucking advertise themselves in
a good way.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Nah, bro, they talk a lot of bullshit that doesn't
connect with people out there.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah, it's like they're.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
What was he doing?
They're saying blackmail.
No, what was he rich for?
How did he get rich?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
I think like finances , like Wall Street type shit.
They had the documentary onNetflix and they were talking
about what he did.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Did they take it down ?
No, it's still up there.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
It's called Filthy Rich or some shit like that.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
I don't want to say, yeah, but it's good.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
He was kind of like a con man.
He worked himself up there.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Jeffrey Epstein Got rich through a mix of secretive
Business dealings, connectionsto powerful people, blackmail.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
So what he was doing.
I feel like we work too hard.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
But he was doing like People would go to this island
that he had and they would dotheir nasty work there.
He will record them and then weuse those tapes as blackmail
and they will give them likethere was some dude that gave
him like $50 million.
I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Where was this island ?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
I don't know where it's at, somewhere in the
Caribbean?
Yeah, somewhere in theCaribbean.
Bueno, vamos a cambiar de temaporque la?
Well, let's change the subject,because politics for us is not.
Let's go to the subject.
I want to ask you a question.
Ask it what are some thingsthat you think are normal to you
, but maybe weird to otherpeople?

(39:42):
Weird to other people?
Yeah Well, you with your pillow, you win.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
When you wake up in the morning, how many times do
you brush your teeth Once?
Like you get out of bed and youbrush your teeth immediately,
or do you eat breakfast and thenwhat?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
I brush it twice.
I get up out of bed, brush myteeth eat what I gotta do, and
before I leave the door door, Ibrush my teeth again.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Why you gotta clean.
It's because he said, to getthe food smell out.
Nah well, coffee bread, doobiefucking crazy.
I don't drink coffee, I do.
I do Well for me.
I'm going to say a couple ofthings.
Unhook yourself.
Unhook yourself, and how.
And this Don't look the otherway.

(40:48):
Have you ever had crackers withlike mayo?
What the fuck hey how that'ssome, that's a struggle meal
right there.
No, homie, that's not even astruggle meal.
No con leche de café, no wayCon café With mayo, though With
butter.
Butter, yeah, butter.
Hasta con eso también.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Butter, I can see With mayo.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
I would say butter before mayo.
No, what kind of crackers,though, like the saltine
crackers.
What the fuck you would likedip it in the mayo thing.
Nah.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
If you had like the herb ones, I'd try it with mayo.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Nah.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Nah With mayo.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Nah, that's crazy work, right there, crazy work.
Yeah, palo Jodo, for me.
I put some cheese on the bun,then I put a cheese on the
ketchup with mayonnaise.
I don't like mayo, nah.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
No, I don't like mayo .
I don't really fucking likemayo like that.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
I never tried the cheese, but I'll do it with mayo
and ketchup.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
But y'all never had like a chili cheese dog.
No, I never had it.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
No, we don't put mayo on it.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
I don't like mayo.
It's not crazy.
That is raro.
I like old-fashioned donutswith orange juice Old-fashioned.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
What is an old-fashioned donut?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
It's like a fried the cake donuts that have no icing.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
It's like a cake donut.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
They fry it.
That's it, it's plain.
It, that's it, it's like somemore sweet, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
No, no, no.
Un plain donut, un picochitocon jugo.
Eso es lo que está, picochitocon jugo, lo que hay que.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
I don't eat it, but Tú eres viejo.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
No, yo no soy viejo.
No, we talking about food Oneof the things that Te duelen los

(42:39):
dientes.
I guess it's weird for somepeople.
I don't like that shit.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
I like that.
I like it all together too.
I like it all together.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
I hit people.
I want a sandwich?
Yeah, nah, fuck that shit.
Mixed action.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Mixed action Nah, I don't mind doing it that way,
nah, but some people like nahthat my shit can't touch my mom.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
My mom gives me shit for that.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Do you eat it with a fork or a spoon?

Speaker 3 (43:27):
I never use, I'll use forks.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Yeah, yeah, usually a fork.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
That's a fork.
I never use a fork.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Y'all use forks, yeah , for what Para la comida?

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yeah, weird, deme una cuchara.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Deme una cuchara.
It depends, it depends, itdepends.
It depends, it depends itdepends, it depends, it depends,
it depends, it depends, itdepends, it depends.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
I'm not going to be going like this trying to
fucking fish the fucking ricegreens.
75% of my plate is meat.
I'm using a fork.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
He said 75% of my plate is meat.
I'm using a fork.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
He said 75% meat.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
A kuchara for me.
Is crazy how the fuck, esperate, esperate, como diablo Tu te
comes.
Una pechuga Dice con unakuchara so like, if you.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
If you go to a restaurant and order a chicken
parm, you're eating with a spoon, no with a fork.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Ah, so no, I'm talking about Dominican food A
rice, beans and meat.
A spoon.
Give me a spoon.
A fried pig, A spoon, oh my.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
God.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
A spoon.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
I'm not as fine as you are.
No, I'm not fine.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
You have a spoon reggae.
I'm doing a show with my hands.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Yeah.
Oh yeah that too, I just haveice.
I like a cuchara.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
So what no, una cuchara Imagínate.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
No, ya, si es una De sobre.
Yo uso el tenedor para comermelos fideos.
Oh no, I like to break up thenoodles.
I do, nah, I do, yeah, I crushthem shit up.
Oh, you just do it whole yeah,yeah, yeah, you slurp it.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
No, how, do you eat noodles?
Yo lo envuelvo, oh, but no.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
That's what you see eating it with a freaking spoon.
No, para eso yo uso el tenedor.
Tú ves que tú eres raro, esverdad?
Bueno, dame algo tuyo.
Entonces, mr Normal, no Que yoQue yo estoy así Raro, a mí no
me gustan las longan.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
That's not weird.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
That's a preference, that's not weird though it's the
weird part, body part.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Longaniza, what do you mean?
It's a weird body.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Anybody like that part of the meat?
It's a mixture of meat?

Speaker 2 (46:05):
What the fuck.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
It's grounded up meat with spices.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
It was very bloody, it tasted like a lot of no, you
didn't have it at a good spot.
You're talking about moresausage.
Is that what you're talkingabout?
Blood sausage?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
That shit said longanisa, it didn't say
morcilla, nowhere.
Okay then, yeah, you definitelygot a fucked up.
Bloody hell, it should not bebloody at all.
That shit, that shit, that shit, that shit, that shit, that
shit, that shit, that shit, thatshit, that shit.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
That shit, that shit, that shit, that shit, that shit
, that shit that shit, that shit.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
That shit, that shit.
I woke up at five in themorning every day.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
No, I just, I'm like automatically.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
It's not weird, no, I'm just used to it.
That shit is weird.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
I wake up at five.
I wake up at five.
I mean I don't know.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
But I don't know, I don't know, he just wants to
throw that shit in her face, andthen when school's like I'm
busy with school, this kid, it'sso frustrating I gotta be at my
bed by eight.

(47:14):
I need eight hours.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
This event got me crazy.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Can you guys come?
It's $5 per ticket, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
That's my thong girl, that's my thong.
Can you guys come?
It's $5 per ticket.
Emma, Emma, call her, call her,call her.
This has been Elvis' lastepisode.
He's about to make a separatepodcast, just talking shit about
it.
Esto es desgraciado.
Las orejas las tiene rojasahora mismo, y como es Eso es lo
que te pasa por no venir Y porno invitarnos a la fiesta.

(48:16):
Oh my God, jesus, what's weird.
No, what's normal to you, butweird to us.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
That's weird, that's hard to say To me everything is
normal, yeah, but somebody hascome to you and been like yo.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
That's yeah, no, no, Never.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
I'm sure she'll love me now.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
I'm sure Deja un comentario, tu que estas mirando
Te amo, baby Que tu quieres,que tu quieres.
How about this, how about this?

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Do you guys shower at night or in the morning?
Both?

Speaker 2 (48:59):
It depends.
It depends Sometimes at night,sometimes in the morning,
usually when I'm going to Likework and shit or have an event
in the morning night, sometimesin the morning, Usually when I'm
going to work and shit or havean event in the morning, I'll
shower in the morning If it's alater event then I'll shower
twice.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
No, I just do it at night, even if you have an event
in the morning.
Yeah, oh no.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
I'm always going to be like what the fuck.
You don't even swear.
I mean, I like y'all because Ican talk.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Do you guys shower?
Like my mother says, you haveto shower multiple times
throughout the day and you comehome and have to change.
I'm not showering 20 times, bro.
No, I have to shower, at leastIf I'm doing multiple things and
I got to come home and change,I got to shower.
Well, I'm not going home tochange.
That's the thing.
No, but I'm saying, like, ifit's certain things.

(49:46):
So, for instance, if you'regoing out, if you're doing like
a day activity, like you go tothe baseball game, Okay, you got
like a dinner party or whatever.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
No, I got Bro.
I have to agree.
I agree, it's how I know my dad.
I go bro.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
No, not taking a shower and changing into a
different pair of clothes.
I can see how that can be.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
I got to take a shower.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Yeah, I got to take a shower.
In that case, I don't stinkthough.
It's not that I don't stink,it's just that I feel dirty,
Putting on like not even that.
It's just I don't feelcomfortable putting on.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
I don't feel you came here yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
I got a.
I don't know if you guys do itnow, but when you were a kid,
when you ate cereal, did you eatit with milk or no milk?

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Both ways I did it with no milk.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Growing up, I did it with no milk.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Wait, did y'all ever eat it with orange juice?

Speaker 3 (51:02):
What the fuck?
You're weird bro.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
I tried that because it was one of the what the fuck?
You're weird bro.
I tried that.
It's not bad bro.
One of the shows I used towatch when I was little did that
shit.
I was like, let me try it.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
It's not bad, bro.
I'll never forget when, I thinkwe lived there At Howard he
would have his cereal and juiceunder his bed and then he would
literally eat the cereal withthe juice.
Who, who, tony.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
What the fuck?
That's some mother shit rightthere.
Nah, but it's not bad, bro.
You know, it was one time thatI was.
I saw this shit.
I was trying to be fancy andshit, yo que sabia, and I cooked
some scrambled eggs.
Y le eche, what did I put?
I put wine in that motherfucker.
The egg came out fucking purpledog, el diablo, purple, purple,

(51:42):
fucking scrambled eggs.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
How the hell were you putting wine in Yo, inventando
wine Yo que?

Speaker 2 (51:46):
sabía La diarrea que a ti te dio.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Después Pregunta para ustedes Cómo lo comí Estaba
bueno El arroz¿ Le echan cachú.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Hell, no Hell, no no Hell no.
El que le echa cachú Rossi.
I'm looking at you.
El no, no, no, fuck that shit.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
No, no, no, no.
Tell us how you feel, tell ushow you feel no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Tell us how you feel, cacho.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
I can't even eat rice alone.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
I gotta have beans or something I can't have it by
myself.
Nah, I can't even eat ricealone, I gotta have beans or
something.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
I can't have it by myself.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Chinese white rice it feels weird.
Chinese white rice is weird.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
I don't mind it I like pork fried rice better.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
I don't mind it.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
They fry an egg into it.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
I need a documentary about you, bro.
No, to fry you have to put anegg in it.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
No, but some places you have to ask them to put the
egg in it.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Oh, I didn't know you had to ask.
That's not a reputable Chineseplace.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
They don't put an egg in it, no you have to ask.
That they may be allergic.
No, but the fried rice?
You have to ask no porque hayalguna gente that they may be
allergic.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
No, but the fried rice.
You have to put an egg to fryit.
You put an egg in it, in therice, In chocolate.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Scrambled it up.
Yeah, how do you fry it Are youjust going to fry it?

Speaker 3 (53:12):
throw it in there?
Yeah, they throw regular whiterice.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
No, it's going to burn.
You put the egg.
It comes with eggs.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Little bits.
You have to put an egg in it tofry it.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
It makes it up.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
It's a video, it's true.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
It's true, it's true, it's true, it's true, it's true
, it's true, it's true, it'strue, it's true, it's true, it's
true, it's true.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
It's true, it's true.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Hablando de la pasta, es Colonel, la va buena.
Shit was good.
It had meat, though.
What's wrong with that?
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 2 (53:48):
What kind of pasta Was it, though?
It was like Like a carbonaraCacho Pepe.
It was some green shit, but itwas good.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
It was green, the color was green.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
It was zucchini Zucchini pasta.
It was probably like acarbonara Spanish pasta.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
No, it was probably like a carbonara Spanish pasta.
No, but it was green or a pestoPesto, I think it was pesto.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Oh Diablo, it was pretty good.
Yo Angel's funny as fuck whenit comes to food.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Bueno, vamos a jugar el jueguito que yo quiero hacer.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Oh, a game.
What kind of game.
Es un juego A ti.
Te gustan los juegos, claro.
A All right, it's gonna be hot,take roulette Hot take roulette
.
You guys are gonna throw outhot takes, unpopular opinions.
I'm ready, so vamos a empezar.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Empieza Elvi, I'm going to start how y'all want me
to start DR, or like this Loque sea.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Tira uno and then we talk about it Suelta uno.
Most people don't actually needcoffee, it's just a socially
accepted addiction.
Socially accepted, why not?
I don't drink coffee because itgives me the runs.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Yeah, I hear some people be like oh, I need my
coffee, bro, that shit, don't donothing, that's all Bro el café
, lo único que me hace.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
that shit gives me jitters and makes me have to
take a mean shit.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Oye, yo bebo café, por costumbre.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Por addiction.
No, no, no, no, no, porque yome bebo mi café por la mañana
for the rest of the day.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Yeah, that's what I do.
I only drink it in the morning.
You don't need to drink it inthe morning.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
You're a fucking liar .
You came in here with anepisode where the fucking
Starbucks comes out.
Oh yeah, agresivo, I only drinkit in the morning.
Mentiroso viejo.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
It was the fucking morning.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
It was the morning, mama huevazo.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Que huev.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Starbucks.
It was the morning episode,because that was the one where
we did the brunch episode.
No, it wasn't that one.
He came here in the afternoonWith a fucking Starbucks cup.
Coño, oh coño, oh coño, oh coño.
That wasn't that one.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
That wasn't that one, that wasn't I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Yeah, you came in with a Starbucks cup.
You said this is black coffee.
We were like that's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
No, black coffee.
No, that was in the morningthough.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
No, no no, and I brought your fucking.
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
No, you can't bring that Two different times.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
You're confusing it Because I remember I asked, I
remember that one.
There was a time where I askedno, it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Because I went to Dunkin.
No, but he was late.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
No, it wasn't he was late.
He came with a Starbucks cup.
It was in the afternoon, it wasin the afternoon.
Yes, the morning episode.
We were all here on time theafternoon.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Anyway, you're right, people do drink coffee, Just
for the.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Oh, look at me, I have my little cup of coffee.
Nasty ass, dirty ass.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Black water, I might.
This is coming from a guy whodon't drink coffee and doesn't
like it.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
I don't like that shit, you don't drink coffee at
all.
I only drink coffee like if Ihave a long night ahead of me,
like a long afternoon, whatever,I'll drink a little bit of
espresso.
Hablando de mi, por mi estadoFaiso yo me huevo un rebel.
Nah, I don't like that shit.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
That shit is my go-to bro, I don't like that shit.
That's just my, that's just mygo-to.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Popular opinion or hot thing?

Speaker 1 (58:38):
That's not what I know, I have me.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
I shouldn't feel bad for not tipping at a restaurant.
It's American culture when yousay restaurant like a fast food
restaurant or Anywhere anywhere.
You know what I think better.
Yet I shouldn't tip you if I'mgoing in there to pick up my
food.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
There, yeah, even in a sit-down restaurant, I
shouldn't feel obligated to tipyou.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
It's part of our culture, bro.
The people literally don't getpaid enough, because but that's
not my fault Because it'ssupposed to be the consumer who
is making up for the deficit-that's not my fault, whereas if
you go into other countries likeEurope, any country in Europe.
Tipping is not custom you don'ttip.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Tipping is a scam.
That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
They literally pay them a livable wage so that
their consumers don't have totip.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Yeah, this is a scam, to be honest.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Don't get me wrong.
¿cuánto do you have of propina?

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Now, hey, when they have it.
The lowest is 15.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
What 15?
Oh, and that's just includedalready before you even sit down
.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
That's even worse.
No, but that's like I preferthem to just put the tip in it.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
You want them to grab it andthen put it in, or how are you
going to put the tip in?

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Hold up, hold right, you're like the 50% tip, or like
the 30%, or you put it all theway you do 100%.
You do 100% tip.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
The mush.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Do they got the?
As I was saying, I prefer themto add.
Do they add it with both handsor just?

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
one hand.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Both hands.
Do they cover it?
Do they cover it Nah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
two hands is crazy Surprise.
Nigga, what type of tip is itthat you need two hands Exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
You don't know, it might be right in with the left
hand and then ended up with theright hand.
You never know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
No, but in all seriousness, it shouldn't be my
job to pay your employee.
Yeah, it's hand, you never know.
But in all seriousness, itshouldn't be my job to pay your
employee.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Yeah, it's true.
It's true, You're 100% right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
That's an argument you gotta take with American
society.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
And also as an employee, don't expect for the
consumer to pay your salary.
That's the owner's job, that'swho you're working for, it's
true.
Don't come at me saying, oh,you're cheap and blah, blah,
blah.
What the fuck I'm eating duringmy time?

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
I don't mind providing the Cuidado Cuidado.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
I don't mind giving Coño, any way that you say it.
Say gratuity, yes, gratuity, Idon't mind giving.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
I don't mind giving a server gratuity Wow.
But I don't expect them to bepushy about it.
Like, if I'm going out to eatand you provide great service,
I'm going to give you a greatgratuity.
Bro, fuck it.
I'm going to give you a greatgratuity, bro, fuck it.

(01:01:45):
I'm going to give you a greattip.
Oh, dude, right, and I don'tmind doing it because you're
providing good service andyou're providing, you're adding
to the ambience.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Yeah, no, the place that you're going to, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Pero hay alguna gente que ellos piensan, because they
work in that environment, thatyou gotta give them a tip.
Bro, if you give me horribleservice, guess what?
You're not getting shit.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Nah, there's people, there's servers that I've had,
that like.
The food's not even out yet andI'm definitely giving you
gratuity, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Dilo.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
I'm giving you a good tip.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
What do they do?
No, it's just a.
They make the shit.
What is considered a good?

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
service.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Let's break that shit down.
What is considered a good?

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
service.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
If you feel good about being there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Man, I'm already feeling good because I'm hungry.
Bring me my food.
Not my food.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Hay gente que cuando tú vas a un restaurante, ellos
they greet you with a smile,they take your order correctly,
that's what it is.
They check in on you, make sureyour drink is good, you don't
even have to ask them like yo,can I get a refill?
They'll come and they're doingtheir job correctly.

(01:03:00):
No, no, no, there's someservers, bro.
When you go to these fuckingrestaurants, bro, horrible,
horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Don't fuck up your order, they give you attitude.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
You're not wrong, you're not wrong there.
They're like they hate theirjob and at that point I'm like I
don't fucking come here.
I'll call the manager, get themeal for free.
El Diablo, el Diablo, no, notamales.
That ain't bad, bro.
Yo estoy pagando mi cuarto y túme vienes a cruzar y me mides
la cara Sucio, oh yeah, lo tuyo,porque te pelaste el caco.

(01:03:32):
Tú estás crecido, yo man.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Yo tengo cerebro frío , bro Yo tengo cerebro frío Yo
tengo cere, you have no fucks.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Hey, light it, light it, let's have a little money.
They're going to say I'm goingto free all that, let's have a
little money Light it Cold andcalculated.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
No fucks Zero fucks, All right.
Angel, manny, manny, I don'thave shit, I'm normal.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Yo, exactly, I'm like I said it.
Don't expect me.
Why am I?

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
tipping you.
You know where I tip when Ihire somebody for a service.
For example, the other day Ihad to get my windshield
replaced.
He charged me like I think itwas 180 or whatever.
I gave him like 220.
I'm like yo take that shit.
That shit was doneprofessionally.
He had a good conversation withhim, he was cool, shit like

(01:04:28):
that, like a mechanic orwhatever.
I'll tip you Because you'recoming Out of your way now and
you're trying To fix my problem.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
You got one.
They're doing their job.
Yeah, that's what they'retrying.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
But what he's saying but what he's saying Is that
they go above and beyond Toprovide you A good service.
Listen, it's easy.
The guy that changed yourwindshield, he could easily come
in.
Don't talk to me, just goinside, sneak.
I love that.
Yeah, yeah, I want to talk toyou, let me know when you talk,
yo tuve un tipo que I had to get, pero te llegó Que tú qué

(01:05:00):
Cállate ya.
Que tenía un tipo que le dite, Ihad a guy come out to my house,
pero él te puso el tipo Allthis hip action, no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
The weirdest thing is how I sleep.
I don't sleep.
My feet are dangling out of thebed.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Oh, I thought you was about to say that you sleep
with your butt sticking up orsomething.
Bro, imagine that.
Ah, you're sleeping, yeah,you're sleeping.
What?
Oye, oye, oye, oye, you'relaughing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Oye, oye, you want to go first.
Nah, I got a couple.
Obviously, yo venimospreparados.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Yo tengo una lista All right ready.
El talento de nosotros aquí.
This one I think we could allagree with on this one College
didn't prepare most of us foractual adulting.
That's a fact.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Oh, I mean, it's not supposed to.
I think, no, it's supposed to.
No, it's supposed to.
You go there for class.
Bro el dinero que yo pague paraesa banda, ellos me tienen que
enseñar a hacer de todo.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
A lot of times, college don't even prepare you
for your job.
You learn on the job For real.
They teach you the theory,unless you go to grad school to
get higher education, that'swhen you learn.
No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Because there you're actually more specific to
whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
I guess it depends on what you're going for.
It definitely depends on themajor.
Yeah, you want my unpopularopinion.
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Drake is overrated.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Over fucking rated.
Last great album was Views.
After that, all trash, don'tget me wrong All fucking trash,
don't get me wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
What is this?
Jamaican Drake, I'm trying tothink.
Overrated means from thebeginning.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
You can't say he's overrated, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Let me rephrase it Ever since Views Drake has been
trash.
We're Scorpion in there Trash.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
You're bugging, bro.
Where's Scorpion?

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Scorpion is before or after Views After I would say
from Scorpion on.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
He's been trash.
I like the one with the emoji.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Bro.
He don't talk about nothing,Nothing.
All his songs are the same shit.
Who's?

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
your favorite artist.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
I don't have a favorite artist.
The fucking album just came outClips oh, their new one, yeah,
it's Pusha T and Malicious, yeah, malice Hiss.
There were his Pusha T andMalicious yeah, malice,
malicious, yeah, he's going byMalice.
Oh, okay, he went to God.
Yeah, he went to God now.

(01:07:56):
He went to God, his brotherMalice.
So they came out with an album,bro, that first song, bro Hiss,
that's art, bro, that's fuckingart man.
But why do you guys think thatIn your views you said that you
like Drake.
What about him Makes him goodto you?
Because to me, like I said, Ilike Drake from After I like

(01:08:21):
Drake, from views and down.
I like Take Care, classic album, I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
I can see your argument because every artist
when they first start off that'stheir best.
When they get late into theircareer, when they start to fall
off, I can see that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
I don't even think it starts to fall off.
I think they try to experimentwith things and sometimes they
don't come out.
I don't like his music.
It all sounds the same, bro,and he oversaturates this shit.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
All the music now sounds all the same.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Nah bro, there's some artists out there that they're
creative as fuck when theyrelease their shit and, bro,
it's worth it.
His music is just like you wantme to be honest with you.
You want to know when was thelast time I downloaded a Drake
album?
Downloaded the fucking.

(01:09:12):
Aol bro, dial-up internet toyou.
You want to know when was the?
Last time I downloaded a drakealbum.
Downloaded the, uh, the, thethe, the, the.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
What the hell, bro, dial up internet download music.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
You're on frostriders .

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
lime wire, bro, lime wire.
Yeah, I remember the lime wire,limewire, yo I remember the
LimeWire days, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Those days it's so Lo lindo, I can do what I want
when I can sing a LimeWire,thinking it was that, Until you
press play, it was some otherbullshit, bro.
That shit used to kill me andit used to last forever to
download You're like fuck yeah,let's go, let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Let's go.
I'm not going to lie.
Drake is one of those things.
He became an artist withsinging and rap.
I'm tired of the singing.
I need the rap back.
Stick to the rapping.
Everybody already knows you'rethe singing rapper, you don't
have to prove anything.
I agree.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
I just feel that he's .

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
I feel the other way though.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
I'm tired of his rapping.
I feel like he's rapping.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
He doesn't rap the whole Kendrick.
I feel the other way, though.
I'm tired of his rapping.
I feel like he's rapping, hedoesn't rap, he doesn't rap,
he's like I'm just the wholeKendrick Beef.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
Yeah, he did rap, though In 21 he didn't rap with
Kendrick Beef.
He was fucking singing.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Nah, he was rapping, nah, he was rapping, he was
rapping, he was trying to.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
He was trying to rap.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
There was one song where he he was trying to write
I don't know I just feel likewith him.
Now.
He's too famous to the pointwhere he has enough money, to
the point where he's just likeI'm going to just release
whatever and I don't really givea fuck, because he knows that
people are going to listen tohis shit, go to his concerts,

(01:10:46):
and there's going to be peoplethat are going to be dick riding
his music or dick riding himBecause they're, you know, like
Die hard.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Drake fans.
The person that People are dickriding Is Kendrick.
People are dick riding Kendrickfor 100%, but with him, like, I
think, with Kendrick.
I can't stand Kendrick bro.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
It's.
One of those things Is eitheryou love him or you don't,
because his music is not foreverybody.
I've never been to Kendricklike that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Like his music, you gotta listen to that shit three
times.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
He's very artistic when it comes to his music.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Just like you with Drake, like you like the older
Drake music.
I like the older Kendrick musicbecause he's actually spinning
shit.
Now it's just like Like thisfucking voice, shit is like yo
just spin your shit, you Spityour shit.
You gotta listen to everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
I fuck with Kendrick a lot more than with Drake.
I'll be very honest with you.
I like when artists are true tothemselves and they release
their art.
You see how Kendrick?
He doesn't release an albumevery year.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
He'll release an album, like every three years.
That's the same thing with JCole.
J Cole doesn't release everyyear.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
But J Cole sucks.
What, oh he sucks.
But J, you don't like him, ohhe sucks what.
That's his unpopular opinion hesucks.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
He sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
That's for people who like their fucking shit.
Hey, spread it over.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
As soon as.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
I'm back out in the party.
I'm like, nah, this dude iscool.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
No, no, no, no, no.
That was yeah, he's a bitch forthat.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
But then even the music I'm like.
Bro, what are we talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
Like no, let's not Nah nah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
I'm not going to listen to your music and then he
goes.

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
I'm at the beach with my sandals and my high socks
and thinking Get the fuck out ofhere.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
He's trying to protect Unpopular opinion Not
mine, actually.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
I don't know, it's yours.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Taylor Swift is better than Beyonce.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
I agree.
One of my shows is Beyonce'strash.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
I don't listen to Taylor Swift.
I think they're both trash.
I don't listen to Taylor.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Swift or Beyonce.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
They're both trash.
I'll sit this one out.
Trash is a strong word theirmusic is Not for me.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
I'm sorry, I'll sit this one out.
Trash is a strong word.
I'll sit this one out Trash isstrong.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Their music is not for me Amiguto no, yeah, not for
me.
They got some, you know.
Like I don't Amiguto, no songLike you can't tell me, oh yo,
Beyonce dropped some hot shit,Taylor Swift dropped some hot
shit.
I could give two flings B-Hiveand Swifties Listen Would you
fuck to a Beyonce song or aSwifties song Neither.
If you have to choose, though,come on, play along here.

(01:13:14):
If I had to drive six hours andhave to listen to either Taylor
Swift or Beyonce, I'll drivesilent.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
See, now you're like Elvis, now he's like Elvis.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Answer the question.
Bro, Answer the question.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
What was the question ?
What was the question?
What was the question On?

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
a long car ride.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
That wasn't the question.
Wow, what was your question?
I remember.
Would you rather fuck to TaylorSwift's song or Beyonce's song?
Nigga, I would be off rhythmwith both, I'll be honest with
you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
He still ain't answer the question.
He still ain't answer thequestion.
Now, Rosie, put me on Taylorbro.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
If I had to choose, Fuck, I hate both of them.
Damn you like really hate it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
I don't like their music.
I don't like their music.
It's trash.
I don't like her.
It is crazy.
For me it's just indifference.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
Wait, wait, wait.
Listen, I don't really care aspeople.
They could be amazing people,but their music Well, they could
be amazing people, but theirmusic well, yeah, you never know
, but their music is just notfor me.
I'm sorry, I don't likeRihanna's music.
I don't like Beyonce's music Idon't like.
Taylor Swift's music.
It's not that I don't hatefemale music, because I like

(01:14:42):
Cardi B's music.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
I like Nicki Minaj's music.
He like that hurrah shit bro,it's good music to me.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
It's good music to me .

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
You like that, you like that music that makes you
Makes you wanna punch a baby,right?
Nicki Minaj.
Yeah, that shit makes you golike.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Remind me never to play music Like that Yo, but no,
honestly like that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
That Drake part Like 2015, like, if you're reading,
this is too.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Since you like Cardi, you like the tingling in the
back of your throat, type, shit,that song.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
The tingling in the back of your throat.
What is that?

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
That song, that he had that wop, that wop.
It's a good concept, like bro.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
You be saying it word for word, no.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
I don't you be singing that shit.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
No, I do not.
I'm going to go, I'm going togo, I'm going to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
No, I don't know.
I don't know the lyrics.
I swear to God you just knowthe tingly part about the throat
part, huh.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Because you like Cardi.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
B.
Yes, you did no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
I said that I would prefer her music over those
three, nicki Minaj or Cardi B.
I prefer Cardi.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
Oh you nuts, bro, I can't stand.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Nicki Minaj's hit her flow with the that's the way I
feel about Kendrick.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Kendrick does the same shit.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
I don't know.
That's what I go, I guess likea preference style.
But Cardi B, not even the samelevel as Nicki Minaj.
My opinion that could be wrong.
This is going to be a debate ElProdigio or Banda Real, who's
better?
I'm going to turn this shitaround.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Banda Real, el Prodigio, el Prodigio, el
Prodigio, ese tipo en vivo, esuna bestia.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Yeah El Prodigio.
Hay que dárselo a El ProdigioEsa banda?
I don't know, bro, Banda reales dope, pero El Prodigio es El
Prodigio.
I don't know, bro, what youthink.
Aventura or Romeo, aventura,what the fuck, yo have you.
Even I will die on that hill.
Whoever the fuck Tells me thatRomeo is better than Aventura, I

(01:16:50):
will die.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
Metelemano Wilson Aventura ain't shit Without
Romeo bro.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Y Romeo no es mierda Sin Aventura.
Nah, bro, you said Wait, wait,wait.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
You said.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Aventura Ain't shit without Romeo.
Yep, romeo didn't fucking exist.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Why you?

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
yelling bro, nah, because, nah, nah, nah, nah, yo
beso, wow, yo, ¿qué es usted Forreal, bro?
¿qué es usted¿?
Qué es usted, qué es usted, quées usted, qué es usted, qué es
usted, qué es usted, qué esusted, qué es usted, qué es
usted, qué es usted, qué esusted, ¿qué es usted, ¿qué es
usted, ¿qué?

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
es usted.
Qué Aventura?
You wouldn't even realize it.
Wilson, mi corazón, you won'trealize it, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
Listen, bro, romeo would not exist if there was no
Aventura.
There would be no Romeo withoutAventura.
If there's no Max or Lenny, theflow is not there.
If there's no Henry, a lot ofthe songs would not exist.
You can't even tell Henry's inthe song bro, but you know a lot

(01:17:53):
of the songs would not exist.
You can't even tell Henry's inthe song, bro, but you know a
lot of them In all of theAventuras albums, every song
that Henry songs, you feel badfor the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Espérate Every album that Aventura released, the one
song that Henry did, classics no¿Cómo que no, no, no¿, cómo que
no?

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
we did Classics, no Como que no.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
No Como que no, the last one that just dropped Trash
.
Yeah, yeah, that one was trash.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
That was trash, that was a single.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
I respect your musical opinion, bro, but I will
like, that's not no.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
You cannot have.
What's your argument?

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
My argument is Aventura is ten times better
than Romeo.
Without Aventura, there is noRomeo.
You cannot argue that Romeo isbetter than Aventura when the
way he got started was becauseof Aventura.
You can't, you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
I get you because you're talking about the
collaboration and creating themusic.
No, no.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Okay, okay, right, ellos se fueron solitos.
The group got the solve right.
Uh-huh, ¿quién ha seguidopopular in the other Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
eso siempre pasa.
Eso siempre pasa cuando hay ungrupo.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
No, no, no, you're saying Romero's better.
No, no, If what you're sayingis true, they should be able to
Take Romero out, put a new guyin and keep going.
No, no, no, esperate, esperate,esperate.
But that's what you're saying,though.
No, no, no, esperate, esperate,esperate.
The thing with Romero was thathe was the we got this shit.

(01:19:19):
You're not stopping.
You're not stopping.
We'll take you home, thoughalways going to be a standout
artist.
Absolutely, he was the standoutartist, but without Aventura,
you can't tell me that Romerowould be in the same position

(01:19:39):
that he's in now.
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Tell me he wouldn't.
At that point you're justtrying to go back into the
future and change the outcome ofit.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
What was that thing called during the pandemic
Versus?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do aversus next episode, not now.
Let's do a versus rightAventura song to Romeo song.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
But you can't do that because, yes, the fuck, we can.
No, you can't Because Romeo'ssolo artist is, after the fact,
he's not going to create thesame sound of Aventura as a solo
artist.
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
We're putting them head to head to see which one's
better.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Because you can pay.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
We're arguing which one's better right.
Was that not the initial?

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
thing.
No, because what you're goingto do is take Aventura's song
and be like Romy doesn't soundlike Aventura.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
No.
I'm not going to do that?
I don't think he's trying tosound like Aventura on purpose
no-transcript.

(01:20:39):
Bro.
So Aventura's better than Romeo.
That's all I have to say.
You're not wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
I'm not saying you're wrong, but saying that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Romeo, ain't shit with Aventura through, if
Aventura wasn't a thing.
I don't believe that, dude.
You have to believe thatBecause Listen.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
He's too talented To not become his own.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
He could have become his own, but he wouldn't have
been as big as he was, as he is.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
I disagree, he would not be as big as he is.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
I highly disagree with that.
To be honest with you, I wouldthink that if he was a solo
artist From the jump no, Ihaven't done it.
From the jump no, I haven'tdone it he would be an average
bachatero.
Thank you.
Thank you, an average bachatero.
I agree wholeheartedly for acouple reasons.
One Romero as a solo artist hasnot done anything outside of
the box.
Let's be for real.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
Let's be for real.

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Let's be for real that I would disagree with you
on the only thing.
To Yanal fucking mad life.
No, okay, first Bachatero.
To Yanal fucking mad life.
He did it by himself.
Oh my, he did it by himself.
All he said was Romeo.
On the fucking thing, all hesaid was Romeo, did he do it by
himself?
Every fucking song on thatalbum has a bachatero from DR.

(01:21:49):
But that was the purpose of thealbum.
But that's the thing, romeo asa solo artist.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
That's the only thing .

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
That's the only album where it's outside the box.
I will say that he with Romeo.
That part I disagree with youon.
With Romeo.
With his solo projects he hasbeen very revolutionary.
With Bachata he's taken it to alevel where not a lot of
Bachateros would have did.
He got great to sing in Spanish.

(01:22:19):
I believe that that comes fromhis beginnings.
It's just that I feel that if itwasn't for Aventura you like
that?
If it wasn't for Aventura no,Wilson was the only one that
caught.
It wasn't for Aventura.
Do you like that?
You like that If it wasn't forAventura no, Wilson was the only
one that caught it.
Bro la canción.
If it wasn't for them, if itwasn't for them, if it wasn't,

(01:22:50):
if it wasn't for them, I thinkRomeo would've just been A
normal bachatero.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
I think he would've just been he would've been.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
He would've been a great, he would've been a good
bachatero, but he wouldn't be Atthe level that he is I don't
think he would've Even landedthat, that album, that Utopia
album, nah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
He's too talented.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
Nah, bro, he's too talented.
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
You're saying he's going to be another Prince Royce
.

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
No, no, no, I think he'd be better than Prince Royce
.
I'll give it to him PrinceRoyce, I know after he started
venturing into the American popmusic, and that's another
discussion.
I think he would be better thanPrince Royce, but I don't think
he would be like.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
But I don't think he would be, he would not be Romeo,
you know what I'm saying.
He wouldn't be the megastarthat he is, bro, you can't tell,
after the classic bachateroartists Right, raulín fucking
Zacarías Ferreira, echaval, whoafter them has been up there?

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Aventura.
But that's a group, doesn'tmatter, they're up there.
Aventura, who did I?
A group, doesn't matter,they're up there, they're
bachata, aventura who did I puton my top five.
It wasn't Romeo Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
Who did you put on your top five?
It wasn't Romeo.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
If it wasn't for Aventura, bachata wouldn't be
where it is now.
I'll be very honest with you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
That's a fact.
That's a fact Again.
Again, I'm not taking away fromAventura.
I fucking love Aventura.
I know I love their music, butto say that Romeo Wouldn't be
shit without them, I didn't sayit wouldn't be shit.
That's what you said.
It wouldn't be at the levelthat he's at.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
No, no, he's still talented enough To be a good
artist, but I I literally justsaid he's talented and you guys
said no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I just want to be right.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
No no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
No, no, no.
If Aventura wouldn't have donewhat they did, pro Mel's music
now would not be fuckingaccepted, because Aventura
switched what Bachata was.
But that's what I said earlierabout that.
That's actually a point that Ididn't consider, and you might
be 100% right.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
But that's what I said about us trying to change
reality now.
Now we're trying to say that ifAventura wasn't a bit, Lo mismo
Wilson Bro bachata.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
bachata was what you said, it was.

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
It was Anthony Santo.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
Esperate, esperate, esperate.
Pero ¿Qué hombre que tú tienesmuchacho, qué haces?
Yo, what up?
Hey, hombre que tú tienesmuchacho, ¿qué haces?
Put a nut in there, man.
Yo, what up?
Hey yo, are they regular?

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
nuts.
Are they regular nuts?
What kind of nuts are they?
Sweet and spicy.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
No, but to my point, bachata didn't start changing
after Aventura, because youstarted getting all these new
groups you started gettingextreme.
You started getting bachataheights, you started getting
theseata Heights.
You started getting these newwave Bachateros.
If it wasn't for Aventura,bachata would not be as popular
as it is now.
But If it was just Romeo byhimself, it would not have

(01:25:38):
changed.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
I strongly believe that Romeo would have Changed
that shit himself.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
No, I strongly believe.
I do not.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
I strongly believe Because Like I said I, it was a
group effort.
Don't get me wrong, it was, butthe head of the group was Romeo
.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
I will say he was the face of the group.

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
He was the head of the group.
He was the face of the group.
No, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
They got into a fight because they asked him.
I remember years ago when theywere together.
They asked him.
They got into a fight becausehe said in an interview I'm the
one that works the most, I'm theone that does the most on the
group and if I want to privilegeit for myself, I'm going to get
a privilege for myself.
If I want to be in a differenthotel than you guys, I'm going

(01:26:23):
to be in a different hotelbecause I do the most on the
group.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
And at that point, if you're the head of the group,
bro, you can grab any musicianand you can have him play
whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
Like I said, I think he is the face of the group.
I wouldn't say he's the head ofthe group, because you don't
have Aventura without Max andLenny, you don't have Aventura
without Henry and you don't haveAventura without Anthony.
There's no Aventura if any oneof those pieces is missing.
Like, let's be honest.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
Yeah, you're not wrong, you're not wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Every one of those little groups that I just
mentioned played an integralrole into the group.
Romero was the face, la cara,el bonito, right, like in your
words, the head of the group,the charismatic Pero no era the
head of the group.
It's, you know, the face of thegroup, not at the head of the
group.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
You know the face of the group.
Right, he was ahead of thetable, he was.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
He was the lead singer, the brother.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
The brother was sitting On the Iron Throne, the.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
The vibes.
You wouldn't have the vibesWithout Max and Lenny.
And every the way they playthat guitar, you not having
those vibes Without.
Max and Lenny Not even that Notplaying the guitars, but just
coordinating the sound, theinstruments, instruments.
How everything was played, ycomo yo era los niños.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
Michael Jackson didn't play an instrument for
his life, bro, and he would justno, he didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
With his family.
He did.
He was Jackson 5.
Jackson 5.
He played instruments.
Yeah, Jackson 5.
Look him up, they were.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
Alright, but then as he got older and everything he
didn't play instruments, hewould literally mimic shit with
his mouth and have instrumentyeah because he's a lead singer.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
He has a band playing for him, but what's?

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
the difference.
Romero could have done the sameshit.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
No, no, no, no, no, no, because you knew.
As soon as you heard the song,you knew it was Aventura.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Yeah, it was Aventura .

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
And Romeo.
Now you knew it was Aventura.
Yeah, it was Aventura and Romeo.
Now you know it's Romeo becauseof his voice, not because of
the band no, no, no, no, no, no.
Como que no, no.
If you're a Romeo Chato, youknow it's Romeo, bro, Because of
his voice.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
No, without him talking Him as a solo artist,
he's not gonna make an Aventura2.0.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Of course he's not, he's gonna, but that's the thing
Of course, of course.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
When you hear Romeo's song, you're gonna know it's
Romeo.
When you hear Aventura's song,you know it's gonna be Aventura.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
Pero lo que yo estoy diciendo Es que con Aventura
they changed the way Bachata wasplayed At that point, because
if not, we're not disagreeingwith you there.
Move on.
Next point.
Pero what are we stuck on?
What's the fork in the road?

(01:28:54):
What was the original question?
Is Aventura better than Romeo?

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
Yes.
Next question yes, Aventura isbetter than Romeo.

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
So what was this argument for?

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
The argument was trashing Romeo saying that he
wouldn't be shit withoutAventura.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
I never said wouldn't be shit.
My words were he wouldn't be asbig as he is now.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
I think he was going to be big.

Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
That's what we're talking about.
He wouldn't be as big.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
You had nuts in your mouth, don't worry, you had a
little busy, all right, vamosDale Me toque.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Pa' donde tu vas.
I already told you.
No, you didn't tell me anything.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
You didn't tell me anything.
What a bad secret, Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
I thought you were the secretive one.
I'm meeting up with one of myco-workers that runs the club
with me.
If y'all need to know and we'regoing to where our president,
ex-president, works Necesitassaber más coñazo, dame, más.
Qué va Espérate cómo así?

(01:29:59):
Qué es lo que tú vas a comer?
Qué es lo que?

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
tú vas a beber.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
That was crazy.
That was crazy what was heabout then?

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
What did you say, dame?
Ma I don't even know Dame ma.

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
You say you want me to give you more and I said,
dame, ma oh, he's just leaninginto it.
He's leaning into it.
Wow, tell us more.
Yeah, tell us more.
Why?
Last one was is it a guy?
We'll stay on the music topic.
I said omega deserves morecredit for putting merengue on

(01:30:35):
the map.
He does.
I feel like he doesn't getenough credit, especially after
his.
His arrest stint yeah, in jail.
I I'll say this he had a anamazing run.
He brought that new wave in.
I agree His music now is crazy.
Nah, his music now is not thesame.

Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
It don't hit the same when you're wearing a thong.
As a guy, he'd be wearing somewild shit.
I'm not going to lie.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
While I was at the barbershop today, they were
playing the interview of him Idon't know if it's a new one
from alofoke, where he's talkingabout, like his uh, one of his
daughters oh yeah, that's newyeah yeah, that the daughter was
saying that he never supportedher and all this other shit, and
just listening to it I'm like,bro, this guy used to be like

(01:31:26):
the biggest thing at one point.
Bro, I remember when he firstgot here to the States and your
mom that on I don't know howmany camera crews to the airport
and like him coming out of theout of the thing at JFK, it was
a whole bunch of camerasflashing and everything on him.
Omega, omega.
¿y cómo se siente Tú quieresver mi historia Cuando casi me

(01:31:49):
dieron con una botella Una de lafiesta de ¿Cómo Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
so Story time.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
Why are you always?

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
Bro, I've experienced shit, my guy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
You've been, You've been bullshit.
I always want You've been somebullshit dog.
Bro.
That's why I don't go out, nomore.
I've experienced everything.
I went to one of his partieswhere rumor not rumor, 35, 35,
the club was over there.
Mind you, I was like 19 or so.
I went with a group of friendsand shit, we were there.

(01:32:17):
It was a battle between him andanother artist, another
merenguero.
So he gets on.
Party's going good.
I don't have a little overthere, mind you, I'm just, I'm
lit, I'm having fun.
Lo único que llevo es unabotella.

(01:32:38):
Wow, and all I feel is my shirt.
Somebody grabbing me like this,and it was one of the people I
was with.
He was like let's go, bro.
That bottle was like this closeto my face.
All I see is it was like aHenny bottle that just flew by,
bro.
That party ended, I think itwas like by like 10.30 Cause

(01:32:58):
after that, damn.

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
He just he did like.

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
I would've been pissed.
He did like two songs.
I would've been pissed, but youdidn't get any Nothing.
I'm not giving you Sevenstories.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
I said I'm pissed, pero ni te partieron, ni nada,
nada no puyentos, sietehistorias.

Speaker 2 (01:33:12):
Yo dije que casi me dieron con una botella Somebody
at least yeah, it hit somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
It wasn't me I was going to say it hit somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
Yo, I've seen some fights, though at three corners.
Oh God, bro, the security guy.
I don't know where the fuckthey got that shit.
I don't know what it was.
It looked like one of the metalframes to the barra.

(01:33:40):
Oh my God Bro, el securityguard.
Bro, I was just standing there.
That was the last time I wentthere.
They went through so manydifferent name changes.
I remember when it was calledSomething Azul or some shit like
that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:57):
Azul Bro, yeah, good time, good time, good time.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Have fun, dele no.

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
You got any more?

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
Yeah, alright, so have y'all seen the shit about
the Kenyamazo?
Oh no, kenyanyama, what?
Is that the AI basketballplayer, the Dominican basketball
player, kenyamota, kenyamota.
Eso mismo es.
Get it right, bro, get it right, pero tú no me corrigiste, tú

(01:34:33):
me dejaste hablar como un no,but bro, no, you know who's
Hercules' brother Herculito?
You know Hercules' brother Elculo, el culito?
Nah, but bro that we ain'tgetting no views of this one,

(01:34:56):
bro, nah, we.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
What's so good about this AI?

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
I thought we were leaving for the next episode,
but yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:01):
Okay, the AI shit.
Yeah, the what's so good aboutthis AI?

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
Bro, that shit look crazy nowadays Like the shit
with the the anaconda.

Speaker 3 (01:35:08):
Yeah, look crazy nowadays, like the shit with the
the anaconda.
Yeah, you don't know if thatshit is real Anaconda, anaconda
is the river In, like the AmazonRiver?

Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
I didn't believe that .

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
They're getting legit with the.
It looks real, though, like youknow, obviously you wouldn't
believe it because, like you'relike all right, no, there's been
you.
They're doing the news reportand then the people are walking.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
And they fall into like a hole.
Oh nah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
I was gonna say the ones when they're doing the
interviews and they're talkingcrazy oh yeah, that too.
That too.
Hooray, una viejita Hablando deque Y de pues.
The shit with With fuckingMarco Rubio that just happened.
With that, they use An AI voicegenerator To Use his voice to
reach out to foreign countries.

Speaker 1 (01:35:49):
We're going to get scammed when we get older.

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
We are going to get scammed.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
Back in the day when the phone first came out and all
the grandpas.
Now all get scammed with aphone call Now with us and the
AI shit, and when we get olderwe're going to get fucking
scammed with that shit.

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
At least we're young and more savvy.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
If it gets good, if it keeps evolving.
It's getting too good, yeah,but also, people don't do their
research.

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
People just look at them and oh, it's real and
that's it.
Like look it up and see if it'sreal.

Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
We're saying like you know, for bad shit to do.

Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
If you know that the internet is not real, you're
good.
I don't know the internet no no, it's not real life, everything
is real El primero.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
Internet will never lie.
Like Chachi BT Never.

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
The same way the Chinos didn't let you down when
we did the Somewhere somewherein the internet is true
Somewhere, Somewhere.
There's a bit of truthsomewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
Somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
Somewhere En una quinita, I don't know.
I don't know where that quinitais, but when you find it let me
know.

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
I guess social media isn't real.

Speaker 2 (01:36:48):
Yeah, it's a lot of fiction there, because there's
people like how we were talkingback in the day when we were
saying that people live throughsocial media and they only show
what they want to show you.
They show you the good, but notthe bad.
It's not real life.
Yeah, top five bachata intros.

Speaker 3 (01:37:10):
Bro Bachata intros.
I don't know Top five bachataintros.
Intro, intro.

Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
As soon as you hear, as soon as you hear that shit,
you're like oh shit, it'stelling me bachata or any song.
That's hard.
You should Next time you gottagive, we'll leave it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
We'll leave it.
We'll leave it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
Fuck that shit, we'll leave it in the comments For
you guys, top, that was one.
That's a good one, nah, but Igotta be prepared.

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
Yeah, I gotta, I gotta listen to him, I gotta
listen to him.

Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
Off the dome.

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
See, we got Esta gente no tan preparada.
No, I gotta prepare.
Oye, oye, oye, oye, wow, ohyeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, wow.
He was savoring them nuts Sweetand spicy nuts in his mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:38:02):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
Last thing have y'all seen the shit with the Rush
Hour movie, the first one wherethey got?

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
to put a disclaimer For Jen.
First of all, if the shit withthe Rush Hour movie, the first
one when they gotta put adisclaimer.
First of all, if you haven'tseen Rush Hour, take yourself a
ditch and live in it, cause ifyou haven't seen Rush Hour by
now, I don't know what planetyou're living on.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
It's just like bro.
That's why a lot of the timesthey're like oh, we wanna make
remakes Of like old classicmovies, like especially comedies
, like now they're making aremake of Naked Gun with Liam,
liam, whatever People that takehim yeah, yeah, nielsen.
And I'm just like bro, no va apegar.

(01:38:42):
Es que yo le voy a decir laverdad a mis hijos Esta
generación es bien soft Paramuchas cosas, totally.
Y ellos son bien inteligentespara muchas cosas.
The generation is very soft Formany things, totally, and they
are very intelligent for manythings, but like the jokes from
back in the day will get them tocry, go cry home and like sit
in their room locked up.
That's the shit that I hate.
Like bro, comedy is comedy.
It's supposed to be offensive.

(01:39:02):
It's supposed to mean it'sgoing to, they're going to
attack different groups becausethat's comedy.
You know, you're talking aboutshit, like some comedians, like
Dave Chappelle, he's beenostracized because he talks
about transgenders, he talksabout gays, he talks about
everybody.
Pero the thing is, it's comedy,it's supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
And, honestly, if you don't have the intelligence to
understand that back then was adifferent time, yeah, and now
you want to take what was saidback then and put it for today
and be like that was bad, likethat was that time, that was
acceptable.
At that time you could havesaid a bunch of stuff you can't
say now.

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
You could have said it back then and you were fine.
I was going to say, yeah,nowadays is just not the norm,
but now that you want, to livetoday and be like oh shit,
fulano said something in the 90sthey should understand.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:39:52):
Bro, it was different back then.

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
Who's better, Cat Williams or Dave Chappelle?

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
I don't follow both of them like that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
I don't follow Cat Williams like that.
I've seen Dave Chappelle.
I like both of them equally.
I think that they both got somegood shit.
Yeah, cat Williams, he is funnyas shit and so is Dave
Chappelle, specifically aroundthe time when he was doing the
Chappelle show, bro, he wasuntouchable.
At that time he was CatWilliams.
He's His last special.
That he did was okay, I'll putit this way Dave Chappelle had

(01:40:26):
his own show.
Well, yeah, because DaveChappelle, that's what I'm
saying, but Cat Williams isfunny as shit Cat Williams is
funny as fuck, but.
I think, I haven't been intothat shit in a long time.
You can doubt that Money Mikewas fucking hilarious, bro.
Yeah, money Mike, pimp down,pimp down.

(01:40:48):
There was a movie that he didthat was like one of those low
budget hood movies.
It's called Repos.
Bro, if you ever watched thatmovie, it was him, michael
Blackston and a few othercomedians.
Bro, if you watched that movie,you will not stop laughing.
It was like really low budget,but that shit was fucking
hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
You know what, sean?
I wish they would bring backthe boondocks.

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
No, hell, no, that shit would get canceled in the
first fucking minute of theepisode as soon as the N-word
gets said they just wouldn't, itwouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:41:22):
They bring that shit back.

Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
That was one of the funniest shows on the docks.
Yeah it wouldn't.
It wouldn't, no, bring the shit, okay.
Shows on adults yeah, itwouldn't, no, bring the shit,
okay.
Bueno, mi gente, ¿qué pasó?

Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
Yeah, how long have we been doing this?
An hour and 44 minutes, no, butwe were talking for like 15
before we started.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
No, we were only talking for like four.

Speaker 3 (01:41:40):
It's about we restarted it's been about like
two hours.

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
Yeah, with the.

Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
No, because we restarted the recording.

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
We did we hit record again?

Speaker 3 (01:41:50):
He was recording up there.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
Bueno, manny, take us away, why me?

Speaker 1 (01:41:55):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
This has been the episode of Bomba Talk.

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
Please subscribe.
I don't like how you're doingit.

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
I don't like how you're doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:06):
You're always with your shit, bro.
Can we do some other disease?

Speaker 2 (01:42:11):
Other disease Let me think about it.
Let me think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
Bueno, bueno, bueno, bueno Estamos pegados como el
Ebola.

Speaker 2 (01:42:18):
Estamos pegados como el.
Zika.

Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
El diablo.

Speaker 2 (01:42:20):
Espérate Anyways this has been Mombato.
If you like the content, pleaselike, share, subscribe.
Deja abajo lo que tú quierasque decimos.
No, no, no, we're not going toread it, but anyways, leave it
down.
No, I'll read it.
You read it from time to time.
If you like what you saw,please like, share, subscribe.
Leave it down.
Whatever you want, whatever Idon't know, this has been

(01:42:42):
Bombato.
What was that?
What were you expecting?
I came with oh, what the fuck,what the fuck?
What the fuck, what the fuck,what the fuck, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck, what the fuck,what the fuck, what the fuck,
what the fuck, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck, what the fuck,what the fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
What the fuck.

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