January 15, 2024 • 46 mins
Ever found yourself entangled in the nostalgia of past parties and the friends who came with them? Brooke and I take you on a trip through our own history, starting with the serendipitous moment our lives first intertwined at a neighbor's wild bash. We peel back the layers of our social sphere, revealing the sticky drama of mutual acquaintances, the transformative power of a 'Bratz doll' transformation under the influence, and the surprising intellectual depths behind a party-hard exterior. Join us as we dissect the nuances of friendship dynamics, the grip of substance abuse on our circles, and the unspoken value of showing your true self from the get-go.
Strap in for our wildest party narratives that had us questioning our self-worth within the whirl of social gatherings. A mirror message from a mysterious John, tech recruiting crossed with personal escapades, and the downward spiral of a friend trapped in a violent cycle—these tales have it all. Brooke and I don't shy away from the heavier discussions, delving into the challenging journey of self-love amidst the chaos of open-door parties and the ripple effects of destructive behaviors.
To round off, we zoom in on the complexity of seeking balance in our personal lives. From the desire for attention to cherishing those hushed moments with loved ones, we navigate through the highs and lows of relationships and my personal trek towards sobriety. And, for a dash of flavor, we stir up a hearty debate over the merits of Italian eateries, from the contentious Olive Garden to the authentic local gems waiting to be discovered. Prepare for a banquet of experiences—both savory and not—as Brooke and I lay out our candid thoughts on life, love, and the eternal quest for the perfect plate of pasta.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's up, boners?
So I have.
Finally, we figured out ourlives enough.
Um no, I have a friend from Iguess we won't use first names,
but I mean, you can use my name,okay.
Um, yeah, brookie, we'll callyou brookie, yeah, but anyways
(00:25):
no, so you have to walk methrough it, because now I'm I
forget.
Um, like, when did we meet,okay, officially the first time?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
so it's really funny because I don't ever think I met
you with Esther.
I think I actually only met you.
I feel like it was at thatparty at my neighbors oh, the
night I came with Andrew.
Yeah, I think that's the firsttime we actually even met each
(00:58):
other, but then again I was inthe height of my partying career
, so I was too.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I know, I was too.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I was really bad yeah , the person we will be
discussing would talk about youa lot and I'm sure vice versa,
but I know she didn't say verynice things about me so I don't
really know if we were ever putinto the same social situation
oh, melted brat's doll oh herher.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I don't remember, I don't remember her saying
anything really about you that Ican remember that's good.
Yeah, I mean honestly, that isthe best of all worlds.
I will take that cuz you don'twant to be on her radar no at
all at all at all.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
It's pretty impressive.
Anyone can be considering sheonly thinks about herself, but
well, honestly, she'll fuckingruin your life yeah, I'm really
interested to hear what allhappened with you guys.
I will say she did tell me Iwas like so like you and you and
Chris like what's going on withthat?
(02:13):
Before that one time that wesent that text message and she
probably had a panic.
It's like she did read we knowshe read it and in fact did not
respond, so we'll just let hersit with that.
But shit, we got me distracted.
What was they saying?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
that we don't talk about her?
Are that she didn't talk aboutyou?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
oh, yeah, yeah and she told me that you guys just
had a really bad falling out andthat was that.
And I was like, oh why, andshe's like I don't know, she's
like just like drifted apart.
Oh yeah, that happens cocainewill do that, kids okay, don't
do drugs don't do drugs, kidsbecause drugs will make you into
a brat's doll and everyone willhate you yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
So about the brat's doll man?
Those are some days.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I just remember being like let me for it, when, when
she and I first started hangingout, she was like so fun, like
life of the party, you know, andlike total, like just she, she
just like has a really goodfront oh yeah and then like, and
(03:33):
great time, she's smart, whichwas pretty surprising, like
she's very witty, and I thoughtthat was really interesting
because, like she does not comeoff that way and you have to be
pretty smart to have a reallygood sense of humor, which I
think she does, and I like blowsmy mind because, well, it's
pseudo right, like it's not realit's not real.
(03:55):
That's true, but like at thestart, you know, it's just
everything was no, she's justclever that way it was great so
did you meet Kara?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
cuz I met when I met I don't know if I'm trying to
remember now so that we had notmet up until that party night.
I'm pretty sure that can't bethe case, no.
I'm serious but you recognizeme right away, mm-hmm, huh.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I'm good with phases you are cuz.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That was a random night, so Brooke II lived in an
apartment across the way from aparty I was going to with.
If you guys are familiar withseason one, husband number two.
I think that one was called wasit your?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
yeah, my husband number one, so that's funny.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, andrew and I go to thisparty, though, and you just were
you over there, or did you justhave your door open?
I?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
feel like I know you.
We had like an open door policykind of where, like parties
would just go from one side tothe other.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, and then I don't know, I don't know where
it was, just like Chris Bond,yeah.
And then I was like oh my God,and then we spent like it felt
like 30 minutes catching up, andthen I remember writing on a
bathroom mirror something.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
What'd it be right.
I remember seeing you and thenlike other than that, like like
Andrew was, like I rememberseeing him constantly and like a
few other faces like that's.
It was such a blur.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I think I wrote someone's name, but I don't
remember who now, but I was likehe won't go down on you or
something like that, and I don'tknow why I wrote that.
But I feel like there was agirl complaining to me about
this guy who doesn't go down ongirls and I was like really,
what's his name?
(06:03):
And she told me and so I waslike I'll just write John,
doesn't go down on you, weprobably thought that was like
the best thing ever.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I know I kind of do.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Like the dumbest thing ever, but I thought it was
the funniest and I probablydragged you into it because I
don't know where I would havegot lipstick.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I mean always knew it out.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
But that was like a really long night too.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
And you went to bed earlier than I like, than I left
.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Did I.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I thought you did that's unlike me.
Well, unless you went out,Shinsa were doing drugs.
So you were married to husbandnumber one, your first husband.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
At that point we were not yet married.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
But, and we weren't even engaged yet.
We were dating, but we livedtogether.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
How long have you been together before?
How long have you been togetherwhen I came to that party?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Like probably three years.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
No shit.
What did he do?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
To get a divorce or in life.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
We'll start with his job.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Okay, that's a good starting point.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
We'll start there, like what did he do?
The easy question, the easyquestion.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
He works in tech.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
So he made like a decent living, I guess.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh yeah, well he, we went to college together.
That's where we met and hegraduated.
You know all honors and summacum laude and all that stuff
right, very smart, brilliant guy.
Then he, I guess, long storyshort, he got into tech after
(07:45):
realizing a math degree isn'tgoing to get you anywhere
financially.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
No.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
So so he went to tech around and he does basically
what you and, like Andrew, andbasically every one of my other
exes does.
Oh, she like techie boys Iapparently do, and the best part
about that is my sister's atech recruiter and unfortunately
just figured this out becausewe could have probably had a
business honestly.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
You could have just been running through tech guys.
That is what I'm saying Gettingthem employed, yeah.
The whole family wins, youcould have got kickbacks.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
That's what I'm saying.
It's like, it's like it soundsa little bit illegal, but I mean
I'm okay with that Prostitutionkickbacks In the tech world,
what yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Legal, legal, tech, recruiting, prostitution.
When someone asked you what youdo, you're like I'm a recruiter
and prostitution for the techworld.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I managed the prostitution.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I acquired the new talent.
I'm a talent scout and I get250 for each one.
They get tired.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh my God, love yourself, get more.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Literally love yourself, love yourself.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
We can just end there , all right, bye.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I know that was it.
It makes you come when kids.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
We mentioned the brat , that's all, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
So I've been asked about the brat's doll forever
now and I just I don't feel liketalking about her, but we're
going to for an hour.
But we're going to no.
I so one of the mini laststraws for me, because there was
several I was died.
I mean, there was like the timethat, you know, she pissed off
(09:44):
some guy that she was sleepingwith and he beat the shit out of
her.
He did.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Oh, my God Wait.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, wow, but he dead ass beat the shit out of
her face and I remember that.
Yeah, so I get there and youknow he went for the.
You know again the face, likethe lip area, and I was just
like there's going to be lipfiller everywhere.
Like how do we clean up allthis juvenile?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
There's a video of me going off on him.
Actually he was there thatnight.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
We guys live in the same apartment building.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
No, but it was in the central West End and I know he
was living at the very niceplace and we were out front of
there.
Meet myself Crazy K, who I metthe Bratz doll through.
That's what we're going to callher crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
K, it's just totally because she's fitting and she
doesn't matter.
She doesn't matter.
You guys just love yourself andthat's the one thing you take
away from this.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
And she called and she was like I feel like she
called him, was going off, andthen I took the phone and I made
him come outside and we all gotinto it.
If you were there you wouldhave remembered, so I guess that
was not you.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I mean, I've been there for plenty of the other
ones, though, so this one whenthe Juvederm explosion happened.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Go on, I'm sorry I cut you off.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Oh no, I mean, I was just like man.
This is some shit, because it'slike.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
What else are you going to?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
say I was just like it is 3 AM on a Tuesday and I'm
over here cleaning up lip filleroff the walls.
So anyways, no one was arrested.
I don't even think like we justpretended it didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
That's how their whole relationship worked.
I know.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
And then he did eventually go away again until
the night.
But I mean, I don't know, butthis man like appears and
disappears, like he's.
He's made an appearance in mylife now, like I don't know,
three or four different times,but like their relationship was
(12:15):
very volatile, you know really.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Because it sounds like super healthy and there's a
lot of love in that house.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
There was a lot of love Bless, so anyways, there
was that episode, or you know,there's like the time that she
like drove her car through aStarbucks.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah, she kept telling me that she was doing
crazy things while on Ambien.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Is that what that was ?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Um well, she was doing the crazy shit before All
this oh, Okay this was likeprobably a mix of the cocaine
and the Ambien and the propranol, like like Anxiety medicines.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I mean you name them.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I mean pills.
I know she got into those afterthe boot job.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, pain killers I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
My god.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
So yeah, I mean you can't just say ambient, but
there's like eight other drugsthat play a part in this right,
and maybe you wouldn't need theambient if you I don't know
Didn't do so much fuckingcocaine.
I know I.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Mean.
I mean, I'm pretty, I'm not adoctor, that was that was an
expensive habit.
She would.
How much was she spending?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Well, I don't know, but it would be like four
contact cases in one evening.
Yeah, I remember not to mentionlike how many more hidden ones
she had, but I always saw atleast Two or four.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, that was the little trick I showed her.
I'm glad she really took thatthrough.
That probably has lasted longerthan our friendship.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
You mentored her.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I'm so proud.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Man.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I'm such a good person.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
He taught her life skills.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Geez guys contact cases.
Case you wanna travel.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Just put it in with the Gucci, no one will ask
questions.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
No one will ask questions, but she see, it's
really interesting cuz like myhabit was so bad, it was like it
was like over a grand a week onit.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
That's expensive.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, and like I Mean , at the end of the day, if
you're not gonna rely on sugardaddy's your whole life and you
don't want to die, you're gonnastop.
True and you want to like, keepgood relationships with people,
or else you're gonna have anentire podcast episode dedicated
to your bullshit.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I know.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Not even sorry about it.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
No, I mean I'm not either.
After the hell she put methrough.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, I gotta get more details.
I'll shut up.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
No, no, you're fine.
So I mean, that was like, thatwas where I was just Indifferent
and I was losing, like caringabout the whole situation.
So I'm trying to think of Likewhat time.
(15:18):
So then, ultimately, what shedoes in is she's like texting
Ritesh and and she's saying allthese crazy things, and I mean
it's like pages of texts Likeyou know, like you're fucking
scrolling when you're flickingthe screen and you know, waiting
for the end, wow, yeah, so shesends a bunch of messages to him
(15:41):
.
That was fun.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
What did she even say ?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Oh, that I cheated on a hand, that I had a boyfriend
on the side, I think.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Mention that kind of stuff to me.
I feel about me.
Yeah, I'm like, yeah, like youdidn't care about Anything and
oh yeah, she says that all thetime.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
She's like oh, you're super selfish.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
It was just funny, that is.
That is the funniest if that'scoming out of her mouth.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I know.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I can't even.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I know.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
You're selfish.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
So you can.
Then what are you exactly?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Oh, I know cuz shit you're making me look good.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Seriously, she, I just Okay.
What was like the final, finalstraw.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I mean those text messages, and then also to I
Thought I was done with her,like gone, like you know, like I
staged your ass out.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
There's not enough, I know.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I was like be gone bad.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Those things are.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Their heart is a rock stew Like.
I don't think your touch shouldbe that hard, but Like the mean
girls mom.
Oh, it's so uncomfortable likeyou could never lay on your
stomach again.
Oh, it's like glade on two ofthose like yoga breaks if you
want a bad.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I can tell you where to go, not on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Oh, he's in that doctor's in st Louis, isn't he?
Yeah, that's why I'm not goingto I forget his name, but it
didn't sound right the like gohome care instructions.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
If you just take a look at him and his wife.
Oh, I've seen the wife yeahthat's a good example of what
you're gonna get.
Why would I want that?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah, the wife looks like a Las Vegas show.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Brats, brats dolls go to Vegas this one could.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
He looked kind of gross, though too he was
definitely really slimy slimy,yeah, it's a yeah cringy, for
sure.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I'm just I'm trying to honestly picture how do you
nap comfortably?
Pain pills and.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Ambien and what else we say ambient and Xanax a naps
are great.
Oh shit, I was going to sayyeah, I mean, if you guys need
(18:38):
sleeping advice, just take anambient with some oxy cotton and
yeah, I mean, you're set.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I mean, and the way in which you take it, that's
totally a deal.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah, I mean you want to snort it.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
DIY however you want.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Crush it with a Pepsi can Get really cosy with it.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Break out the rolling bin, guys, you know you're not
baking.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Get out that like science kit you had as a child.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
You know that it's still rotting up in your attic
Right.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Pretend that you're in Breaking Bad and just make a
little something To help yousleep.
I don't think Matt is going todo that for you, pour some Mike.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Will in there, not a doctor.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
No, Mike Will in Benadryl.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
That'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
That will always do the trick.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I mean Benadryl even makes me feel fucked up,
Benadryl right.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
You take a Benadryl Xanax.
Holy shit, you're not waking upfor two days, do you want?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
to forget your name and why you're here.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Take a Benadryl with a Xanax.
I'm telling you It'll ruin yourlife.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
It'll ruin your life and you may or may not drive
your car to Starbucks.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, and then you have to get picked up.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Holy shit, okay, yeah , so you had to pick her up from
the fucking Starbucks wreckage.
Did she get arrested for that?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
No, no one even came.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
What.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah, I mean it was like in the middle of the night,
like right before they weregoing to open, so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
It was like on the news, though, that they got
right, like they got likewrecked that someone had driven
into their Well, I think sheleft.
Right.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, and I picked her up out blank on the curb In
Gucci.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I'm sorry, but she is one of the few people that can
make the most expensive clothinglook absolutely trash.
I can't.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I'm sorry if I saw a Gucci girl out there in front of
a broken Starbucks, I'm goingto be like I don't ever want to
wear that Ever.
That's a no for me.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Well, I mean, she fits in an LA.
I guess Maybe she should gothere Maybe I wish she, I wish I
can't talk.
I said I wish a bitch would.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Literally she could go and botched.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
She could.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
That would actually.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Maybe they could bounce out the lips what like,
deflate them and the titties.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
The titties need to go.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I know.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
She looked so good before.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I know Kills me.
It's terrible.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
I'm so sad you can't be blessed with a body like that
and then go ahead and fuck withit.
Why would you do that?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
She's going to be like the next FX American crime,
oh my.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
God, I thought you were going to say American
Horror Story, or that, and I waslike oh my God, yes definitely
they could do one on her.
She would be the she is it.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
She is the Horror Story Um Social light that
terrorizes people.
Burners Like right People arelike what the fuck goes on in
that city, like there's a sociallight that ruins lives.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Like what is going on here.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
She really does fucking ruin lives though.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I mean, I just feel like there's so much I don't
know, I don't know everything.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Well, she died like once.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
OK, this is where I got.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I think at her apartment or something, I don't
know.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Like how does one OD on cocaine seriously?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Well, I don't know either, but it might have been
that sleep aid that she wastaking, which I don't.
You guys don't take ambientwith oxycotton.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Or maybe just don't take ambient.
I think there's other solutionsto your problem.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Ambience so bad.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Your last resort.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Ambience the worst.
I don't know who thinksambience A good idea.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
People start eating at like 2 am in their sleep.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, I did that.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Driving I drove to.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah but I would go to Quick Trip and get those
chicken logs.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I'm sorry, I gotta go .
Speaker 1 (23:09):
No, I'm talking about .
You know, there was.
There were so good when youwere drunk.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
No, nothing called a chicken log.
What the hell You're my thingthey were.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
It was like a chicken and a hot dog, like a chicken
hot dog.
I girl, I was on ambient.
I was eating them in my sleep.
I'm nasty.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I don't think they're real.
I'm nasty.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
I know that's like go to Jack in the box.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
It is Jack in the box food Literally.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
It was disgusting.
Oh my God, that's what ambientdoes to you guys.
I'm so upset Eating gas stationchicken logs.
This fucking diet of sleepdeprivation.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I rather do that than eat a chicken log and shit.
Well, so I know that.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Well, so I knew that it was a problem.
When I was waking up with themin bed, I was like, oh no, what
is?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
your partner at the time.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Girl, I was single.
Okay, that is a single thing todo because I I didn't need no
man, that's right.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
We never need a man.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Well, a bitch was depressed.
No, I that was when I wassingle and I didn't really care
about because I didn't sleepwith anyone, so it wasn't.
There was no one ever likethere.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I was here disabled, just completely free ball for
life for a while.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
I needed to yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I think everyone does .
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Didn't you, after your divorce or G date right
away?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Well, this is an interesting story.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Let's hear about it.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Okay, so, and I just want to practice with I'm not
proud of this and I have grownfrom this and it is nothing.
I will repeat.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Oh, this sounds like a sex story.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Oh, it is, it is Okay .
So, as my marriage was likecompletely crumbling which, by
the way, it shouldn't evenhappen anyway I was in straight
up party mode.
He was in, he was ready tosettle down mode, and how was he
.
So he is Like three years olderthan me.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Oh, so it's not that.
How old are you?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I'm 30.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Okay, so it's like 33 now.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Now he'd be 34 actually, so I guess he's like
four years old no, not at all.
And like, as far as, like,where we were in life like for a
while it lined up because wehad, you know, we went to the
same college and all that.
But you know, I think it waseven when I was living across
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from the people that we oh yeah,whatever yeah.
You know, that's when I think myeyes started wandering and
because I wasn't getting.
I guess at the time I didn'tknow what it was that I wasn't
getting, but I wasn't getting itat that.
From from him I actually know Iwas getting a lot of that.
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It was the I wasn't, he wasn'tfun anymore.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
You want a new fun day.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I wanted a new fun day.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Like the thing is, though Tizdick is so fucking big
.
Oh.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Puerto Rican.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Well, okay, so we need his Instagram and we need
he's intact.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
You guys don't need inside, he's intact, do?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
you have the nudes.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Do I have of him?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, I need more.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Girl, I'm going to give you a visual and you can
explain it Okay.
Wait, let me.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
There's no way.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
From my belly button to here.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Could not fit my hand around with.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
And he was uncut or cut.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Uncut.
Damn A bitch had it going onOkay.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
So why did you leave this magic dick?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Because it was attached to the most miserable
man.
Like when he started gettingmore into the magic dick,
getting more into the tech worldand all of that.
He just it's like something inhis brain like clicked and like
any artsy, like creativity.
He had going on with me, causeI'm very tight, you know he's
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very type A and type B and hetotally went 100% type A and I
was like yo, like we don't, wedon't have anything to talk
about anymore, like we don'tbond on anything.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Except sex.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Except sex.
And then at that point it wasjust like I don't even, we're
not going to.
So what I'm going to, we'regoing to hang out, have sex and
you're going to go play yourvideo games and I'm going to
twiddle my thumbs.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Honestly get a life cause.
That sounds like magic.
Let's take a good marriage.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I did not like that.
I need way more attention.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Really?
Yes, see, I don't needattention.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I need attention more than any dick.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
It's a weird life, I know.
But, I really don't.
I mean, I don't mind attentionbut I'm going to like the time
like you and.
I are here sitting right now.
I want to be able to do thiswith my partner too.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I'm trying to think of retouch, and I do this very
often.
I guess we do, but it's usuallyunplanned, you know it just
happens.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
And like that's awesome and I think the natural
progression from hanging outhaving a great conversation and
then it leads to the bedroom.
Excuse me, that is like thebest for me.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I think that's before that magic dick sex.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I like the whole lead up to it.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
She could.
You had that on your mind thewhole time You're trying to
carry.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
I know that you're trying to carry a conversation
about Dardanias and I know I'msecuring the bag at the end Like
I know what I am getting.
So yeah, he was not.
So so there was eventually.
The sex life just kind of wentaway.
I was like so fucking bored.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Oh, yeah, bored the sex too.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I just was bored with him.
We didn't do anything fun.
He was like Try sex outside.
Not actually.
You know what he's not intolike almost getting caught and
all that shit, which is anotherthing that I love that.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I don't know if it's the thought of getting caught,
but it's just fun to have sexoutside.
It is, and it's reallyenjoyable.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
We are in our natural environment.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
I don't know why but yeah, I know a lot of people
think it's like attractivereturn on to get almost caught.
Yeah, I just think it's fun tohave sex outside.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
And you know what I'm here for both, Honestly the air
feels nice on your body, it'sdifferent yeah it's definitely
different and like he just, hewas just, we didn't hang out
anymore, we're boring Like sothen.
So we got married.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
I had three kids.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
I had five children.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Where they now with the father.
Because you lost custody.
I heard it wasn't because ofthe cocaine or anything.
They saw your ass driving.
Go get those kids.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, I love to really Five and I'm still here
she lies about her so bright.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
She's like on Duolingo she just restores her
streak.
You'll have a drink, you'lllike a vendor on the weekend,
and then you'll just like.
Repair your streak with buyingsome gems.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, we're gonna ignore that.
We're still on the streak,we're good.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
But you are.
How long you've been sober.
Now go through.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I've been sober for I Mean from everything that's
been like to almost two yearsCollectively.
So like I stopped doing blowand then I stopped drinking and
then probably good aboutquitting cold turkey, I'm sure.
(31:18):
I well, I quit Coke cold turkey.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Is that safe?
No, oh, I wouldn't think it wasabsolutely not.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
However, my alcoholism was not the kind
where I ran the risk of havingseizures and like all that shit.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
So Bratz doll, she, she didn't drink when she was
high.
I Mean she would have like adrink, but it's like the same
drink, like most of the night.
Yeah, did you drink?
Drink though.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
When I was on blow I didn't really care yeah about
drinking as much.
When I stopped doing blow, thatwas my 100%, that was my vice.
I just smoke pot like I lovepot.
That's my thing.
I think.
If I have to say I have a vice,that would be it.
So one day I'd like to probablytry not smoke, but until then
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Living my life.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
But one thing at a time.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yes, seriously.
Yeah, I cut the coke out andthen the alcohol, but yeah, I'm
coke.
You just don't really have thatsame desire and also you don't
have an appetite, which affectsmy that would affect my, like,
ability to drink a lot.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yeah, true.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
It has like.
I just remember that from thosedays.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Good old days, great days, expensive Days we are wait
.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
So we were talking about how she died and then we
got sidetracked.
Oh, they brought her back, andthen how?
Speaker 1 (32:53):
who found her.
I Think they called 911.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Oh, the Bratz doll did.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Well, I don't know if she did someone did, she was
probably I know who she washanging out with around yeah
those times.
But no, um, so after that shestopped.
Well, that's my understandinganyways.
(33:20):
I mean, who knows now was that?
It's been a year now, okay,okay, look at this time last
year, I think all that happened,well, actually probably a
little before so.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
I'd already start walking into her.
Yeah, I think everyone kind ofdid.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah, she like wrote my dad an insane letter.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
See, that's what she does, right?
She ruins lives.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
One letter at a time it was.
It was insane.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I'm sure it was the text messages that she was
sending.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
She wants to find her way.
It was the text messages thatshe was sending.
She wants to fuck my father.
Can we just oh?
Speaker 2 (33:56):
yeah, and and can I just tell you that my mother, my
father and I read they read theletter together and laughed
because it's so Fucking pathetic.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
So she wrote it to you, or wrote to your father, to
my, dad did.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
They see, my dad advised her on some stuff.
He's a divorce attorney andwell you know she.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Oh yeah, you can get.
Look cuz she had a couple ofdivorces, a couple.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Like I only know about the one surprised someone
else would marry her again.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
She's getting maintenance on one of them.
Oh like the third one oh.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Well, he's like criminal yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I thought they all were.
To be honest, I don't reallyknow okay there because there
was time where she was just gone.
That's true, I was just likeokay.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah, oh, that this is probably chain of subjects
that I remember what we're justsaying.
But I did remember telling meone time when we were at her
apartment in Dogtown Okay, we'rein our apartment in dogtown and
we're doing blow and likedrinking God knows what, and she
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was like inviting these guysover about some rappers or some
shit.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Where they though.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
It's st Louis who isn't a rapper.
You know, like your gardener,100% a rapper on the weekends.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah, or DJ, or both, or both.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Oh my god or drug dealer.
Talent.
Well, that's a given, becausenone of these things are making
you act.
Pseudo rapper full-time drugdealer, hard time professional
he's on ambient.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yeah, he somehow managed to make Ampion worse.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
And then he makes it.
I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Like not only now you like sleepwalk and buy food on
Ampion, you'll also have likeexplosive diarrhea and you're a
rapper and you're a rapper.
You have sudden dreams tobecome a rapper.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Like, and that's how the St Lunatics were born.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
It's serious.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
You know what?
Rip the St Lunatics.
That was a good time in life.
Now they're all crazy.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
So funny story, though there's this friend of
ours that lived in the buildingover here and he was talking
about Bratz doll one time and Ihad to say something.
I think I actually said Bratzdoll, and then he was like, oh
yeah, I know her, and he wastalking about how she was one
night like fucked up on theAmpion.
(36:44):
He's pretty sure, because whenhe opened the elevator door she
was standing in there.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
She totally showed me the videoof that the people took, of her
in her building, of her in theelevator taking down.
You know when, like you, haveconstruction in the elevator.
Oh, yeah, and there's thisthings up like the soft padding.
Yeah, she was taking that shitdown.
(37:14):
She said take that shit down,and then she did.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Well, they said that she was like zombie sleeping in
the elevator.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah, I was like what she was having, a few things
like that.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
And then he was saying that like she just was
fucked up on the Ampion and liketrying to talk to him and he
goes.
She was like on him and I waslike, did you get a bruise from
like the titties or resting onyour arm?
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Oh, my like it's just so scary, like so many things
could happen to that girl.
She has no control.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
No, it's true, it's really sad.
In fact she's still alive.
I'm going to say if she's stillalive, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
I'm pretty sure, considering she did read the
message, remember.
But that was a while ago.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Sometimes I Google her.
Oh, my God Stop for some obits.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Gotta check the obit.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Maybe she didn't make it.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
It's like your daily morning routine.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Let me see your breakfast Wake up Check obits.
Oh, she's not dead, okay.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Continue with the day Mamosas.
This is right RIP.
Jesus Christ.
My therapist today asked me, ifI, how would I feel if it hurt
her feelings?
Oh, let me do this Okay.
So I sat there and I was like,how would I feel?
And then I was like, well,considering she doesn't have
(38:43):
feelings, I think that kind of.
You know, we're not on the hookfor that anymore.
What?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
would you?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Seriously like.
I think she's like a narcissist.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Oh no, completely, because they only care about
themselves, and I mean she'smaster manipulator.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Has she always been like this her whole life?
How long have you known?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
her.
No, I mean, she kind of grew upwith her.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
She was a sweet girl what?
Happened.
I have no idea, she got hot.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
She fell on Dick and literally, literally, and I
cannot get up that dick had aplatinum M X express and she Is
that the first?
I don't know if that's how ithappened.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Okay, and it sounds ideal, like that's that tracks
for sure, and her dad.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Oh, I can't even go there.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
So creepy.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
He's just.
I look at him like you'recreepy.
No one that he just.
There's something not rightabout that man.
Let's look at his family.
Look how his kid ended up.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
I know and his marriage.
I know, oh God, it's terrible.
It's fucking terrible.
Look at me trying to run.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
I looked at you and I died.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Trying.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Bring it back.
So yeah, I mean I just I'm sointerested in her because I've
never met that person.
I've never met somebody sofucking awful besides my sister
in law.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Well, there's a lot there that could be that.
Yeah, that's interesting forsure.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
It's just too so you, I didn't even know.
You've known her like when shewas a normal person.
Yeah, when she was like I couldsee her being the best, like,
like a great friend, if she justhad her shit together, but she
has no real girlfriends, becausesomething always ends up
happening.
She's so insecure.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
I know that's the yeah that that's awful Cause
that was the other thing is likeI was tired of lying about
stuff that didn't happen.
To make her like to prove herpoint.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Like what.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Just random shit, like like if she was fighting
with a boyfriend, it would belike oh, chris heard that too,
and I'd be like, girl, fuck, Ididn't hear that.
It's like didn't you hear that?
And I'm like, uh-huh, sure did.
No, I hated that.
That was the worst.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
That's so.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Cause I'm like gaslighting these men now.
Yeah, with her help, or I'mhelping her, but it's sick.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
That's like that's not okay.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
That's total gaslighting though.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
She's a master.
Well she and the thing thatreally scares me about her is is
really that is like her abilityto quite literally lie in your
face and you know what'shappening, but you still feel a
little crazy.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Yeah, cause she's really good.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
It's really scary.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Bitch is good.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Oh, my God, red flag.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
If she don't blink when lying and you know she's
lying.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
And now you're questioning your sanity Get out.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Right, you're wondering if you just took an
ambient.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Literally.
Yeah, I mean wait, does thatreally actually happen?
Yeah and she.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Also, too, if people are telling you a story and it's
making you feel uncomfortable,they're gaslighting you.
I'm just convinced, now A lot.
Give me an example of this.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
I don't know it's so great you feel the real you're
being gaslighted, gaslighted,gaslighted.
Walk out.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Gaslit, gaslit, get out.
Your gaslit went off fiveminutes ago.
Get out, get out immediately.
No, like you know, when let'sjust say you're having a
conversation and turns into anargument, and then they start
talking to you in a way to likerefute Was that right?
(43:11):
Like what you just said?
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
And then they rebuttal those like twisting
what you said, and then nowyou're feeling like
uncomfortable and you'resweating and yes, I know exactly
what you mean, I'm like whatthe fuck's going on?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Yeah, they backed you into a corner.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
I hate that.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
It's bullshit.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
I hate that.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
All right, yeah, I'm with you.
I don't there's one thing.
Tell me, you need me to liewith you or for you?
Just tell me beforehand.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
It's like If it's gonna get the fight over quicker
.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Right, we're all gonna win.
That's fine.
But don't just bring me inrandomly, because that causes
more issues later on.
You know, later on down theroad.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Does.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
You got Like, if you called me one day and you were
like this is what's about tohappen.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Oh yeah, well, those are fun.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
He's gonna call you and you're gonna say this I'll
be like, but yeah.
No question, but if we'resitting together and you're
getting questioned in front ofme and then you want me to jump
in like I'm sorry, I'm going toabandon Shep, no, I completely
agree with that you can't do it,I'll also.
I'm just here.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
I can't add lip, no Like.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Uh, uh, uh uh.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah, then we went to .
Speaker 2 (44:22):
What did we do?
Yeah, that's what we did.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, cast our guard up, Show me our Olive Garden.
We were at Olive Garden thewhole night.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Andrew asked me how I feel if he took me on a date to
Olive Garden.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
I would love a date at Olive Garden.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
I said I would absolutely love that.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
I would too.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
I've only eaten there one time in my entire life.
It was horrible.
Oh 10-10.
I would do it again.
You thought it was terrible, itwas awful.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
I love Olive Garden.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
I got actual pasta, which I think was a bad move.
I think I should just stickwith breadsticks.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
I love Olive Garden.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Why.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
It's just good Wow.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Do you remember Matt Rooney Grill?
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yeah, that was good too.
That was so good.
The Maggiano's isn't bad.
You don't like that one either.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
I mean again, you just shook your head at me.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Strike it out here there are really good Italian
places, though, like on the hillwe have amazing Italian here
for sure.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
A chair is definitely my favorite, though.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
So you can't fuck with Olive Garden when you have
places like that around here.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Well, are we wrapping it up?
Is there anything else youwanna talk about?
I have to pee, okay.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
I think we're done here.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Well, kids, it's been real.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Did we clear up everything?
Speaker 1 (45:51):
You know what?
I still have questions.
What questions do you have?
Speaker 2 (45:54):
I mean, I just I wanna get into some specifics,
okay well then, we're gonna doan episode part two on this.
Yes.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Be good kids.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Don't do the end again.
What's up, boners?
So I have.
Finally, we figured out ourlives enough.
Um no, I have a friend from Iguess we won't use first names,
but I mean, you can use my name,okay.
Um, yeah, brookie, we'll callyou brookie, yeah, but anyways
(00:25):
no, so you have to walk methrough it, because now I'm I
forget.
Um, like, when did we meet,okay, officially the first time?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
so it's really funny because I don't ever think I met
you with Esther.
I think I actually only met you.
I feel like it was at thatparty at my neighbors oh, the
night I came with Andrew.
Yeah, I think that's the firsttime we actually even met each
(00:58):
other, but then again I was inthe height of my partying career
, so I was too.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I know, I was too.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I was really bad yeah , the person we will be
discussing would talk about youa lot and I'm sure vice versa,
but I know she didn't say verynice things about me so I don't
really know if we were ever putinto the same social situation
oh, melted brat's doll oh herher.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I don't remember, I don't remember her saying
anything really about you that Ican remember that's good.
Yeah, I mean honestly, that isthe best of all worlds.
I will take that cuz you don'twant to be on her radar no at
all at all at all.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
It's pretty impressive.
Anyone can be considering sheonly thinks about herself, but
well, honestly, she'll fuckingruin your life yeah, I'm really
interested to hear what allhappened with you guys.
I will say she did tell me Iwas like so like you and you and
Chris like what's going on withthat?
(02:13):
Before that one time that wesent that text message and she
probably had a panic.
It's like she did read we knowshe read it and in fact did not
respond, so we'll just let hersit with that.
But shit, we got me distracted.
What was they saying?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
that we don't talk about her?
Are that she didn't talk aboutyou?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
oh, yeah, yeah and she told me that you guys just
had a really bad falling out andthat was that.
And I was like, oh why, andshe's like I don't know, she's
like just like drifted apart.
Oh yeah, that happens cocainewill do that, kids okay, don't
do drugs don't do drugs, kidsbecause drugs will make you into
a brat's doll and everyone willhate you yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
So about the brat's doll man?
Those are some days.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I just remember being like let me for it, when, when
she and I first started hangingout, she was like so fun, like
life of the party, you know, andlike total, like just she, she
just like has a really goodfront oh yeah and then like, and
(03:33):
great time, she's smart, whichwas pretty surprising, like
she's very witty, and I thoughtthat was really interesting
because, like she does not comeoff that way and you have to be
pretty smart to have a reallygood sense of humor, which I
think she does, and I like blowsmy mind because, well, it's
pseudo right, like it's not realit's not real.
(03:55):
That's true, but like at thestart, you know, it's just
everything was no, she's justclever that way it was great so
did you meet Kara?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
cuz I met when I met I don't know if I'm trying to
remember now so that we had notmet up until that party night.
I'm pretty sure that can't bethe case, no.
I'm serious but you recognizeme right away, mm-hmm, huh.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I'm good with phases you are cuz.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That was a random night, so Brooke II lived in an
apartment across the way from aparty I was going to with.
If you guys are familiar withseason one, husband number two.
I think that one was called wasit your?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
yeah, my husband number one, so that's funny.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, andrew and I go to thisparty, though, and you just were
you over there, or did you justhave your door open?
I?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
feel like I know you.
We had like an open door policykind of where, like parties
would just go from one side tothe other.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, and then I don't know, I don't know where
it was, just like Chris Bond,yeah.
And then I was like oh my God,and then we spent like it felt
like 30 minutes catching up, andthen I remember writing on a
bathroom mirror something.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
What'd it be right.
I remember seeing you and thenlike other than that, like like
Andrew was, like I rememberseeing him constantly and like a
few other faces like that's.
It was such a blur.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I think I wrote someone's name, but I don't
remember who now, but I was likehe won't go down on you or
something like that, and I don'tknow why I wrote that.
But I feel like there was agirl complaining to me about
this guy who doesn't go down ongirls and I was like really,
what's his name?
(06:03):
And she told me and so I waslike I'll just write John,
doesn't go down on you, weprobably thought that was like
the best thing ever.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I know I kind of do.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Like the dumbest thing ever, but I thought it was
the funniest and I probablydragged you into it because I
don't know where I would havegot lipstick.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I mean always knew it out.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
But that was like a really long night too.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
And you went to bed earlier than I like, than I left
.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Did I.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I thought you did that's unlike me.
Well, unless you went out,Shinsa were doing drugs.
So you were married to husbandnumber one, your first husband.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
At that point we were not yet married.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
But, and we weren't even engaged yet.
We were dating, but we livedtogether.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
How long have you been together before?
How long have you been togetherwhen I came to that party?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Like probably three years.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
No shit.
What did he do?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
To get a divorce or in life.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
We'll start with his job.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Okay, that's a good starting point.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
We'll start there, like what did he do?
The easy question, the easyquestion.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
He works in tech.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
So he made like a decent living, I guess.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh yeah, well he, we went to college together.
That's where we met and hegraduated.
You know all honors and summacum laude and all that stuff
right, very smart, brilliant guy.
Then he, I guess, long storyshort, he got into tech after
(07:45):
realizing a math degree isn'tgoing to get you anywhere
financially.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
No.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
So so he went to tech around and he does basically
what you and, like Andrew, andbasically every one of my other
exes does.
Oh, she like techie boys Iapparently do, and the best part
about that is my sister's atech recruiter and unfortunately
just figured this out becausewe could have probably had a
business honestly.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
You could have just been running through tech guys.
That is what I'm saying Gettingthem employed, yeah.
The whole family wins, youcould have got kickbacks.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
That's what I'm saying.
It's like, it's like it soundsa little bit illegal, but I mean
I'm okay with that Prostitutionkickbacks In the tech world,
what yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Legal, legal, tech, recruiting, prostitution.
When someone asked you what youdo, you're like I'm a recruiter
and prostitution for the techworld.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I managed the prostitution.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I acquired the new talent.
I'm a talent scout and I get250 for each one.
They get tired.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh my God, love yourself, get more.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Literally love yourself, love yourself.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
We can just end there , all right, bye.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I know that was it.
It makes you come when kids.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
We mentioned the brat , that's all, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
So I've been asked about the brat's doll forever
now and I just I don't feel liketalking about her, but we're
going to for an hour.
But we're going to no.
I so one of the mini laststraws for me, because there was
several I was died.
I mean, there was like the timethat, you know, she pissed off
(09:44):
some guy that she was sleepingwith and he beat the shit out of
her.
He did.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Oh, my God Wait.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, wow, but he dead ass beat the shit out of
her face and I remember that.
Yeah, so I get there and youknow he went for the.
You know again the face, likethe lip area, and I was just
like there's going to be lipfiller everywhere.
Like how do we clean up allthis juvenile?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
There's a video of me going off on him.
Actually he was there thatnight.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
We guys live in the same apartment building.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
No, but it was in the central West End and I know he
was living at the very niceplace and we were out front of
there.
Meet myself Crazy K, who I metthe Bratz doll through.
That's what we're going to callher crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
K, it's just totally because she's fitting and she
doesn't matter.
She doesn't matter.
You guys just love yourself andthat's the one thing you take
away from this.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
And she called and she was like I feel like she
called him, was going off, andthen I took the phone and I made
him come outside and we all gotinto it.
If you were there you wouldhave remembered, so I guess that
was not you.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I mean, I've been there for plenty of the other
ones, though, so this one whenthe Juvederm explosion happened.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Go on, I'm sorry I cut you off.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Oh no, I mean, I was just like man.
This is some shit, because it'slike.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
What else are you going to?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
say I was just like it is 3 AM on a Tuesday and I'm
over here cleaning up lip filleroff the walls.
So anyways, no one was arrested.
I don't even think like we justpretended it didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
That's how their whole relationship worked.
I know.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
And then he did eventually go away again until
the night.
But I mean, I don't know, butthis man like appears and
disappears, like he's.
He's made an appearance in mylife now, like I don't know,
three or four different times,but like their relationship was
(12:15):
very volatile, you know really.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Because it sounds like super healthy and there's a
lot of love in that house.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
There was a lot of love Bless, so anyways, there
was that episode, or you know,there's like the time that she
like drove her car through aStarbucks.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah, she kept telling me that she was doing
crazy things while on Ambien.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Is that what that was ?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Um well, she was doing the crazy shit before All
this oh, Okay this was likeprobably a mix of the cocaine
and the Ambien and the propranol, like like Anxiety medicines.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I mean you name them.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I mean pills.
I know she got into those afterthe boot job.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, pain killers I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
My god.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
So yeah, I mean you can't just say ambient, but
there's like eight other drugsthat play a part in this right,
and maybe you wouldn't need theambient if you I don't know
Didn't do so much fuckingcocaine.
I know I.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Mean.
I mean, I'm pretty, I'm not adoctor, that was that was an
expensive habit.
She would.
How much was she spending?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Well, I don't know, but it would be like four
contact cases in one evening.
Yeah, I remember not to mentionlike how many more hidden ones
she had, but I always saw atleast Two or four.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, that was the little trick I showed her.
I'm glad she really took thatthrough.
That probably has lasted longerthan our friendship.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
You mentored her.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I'm so proud.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Man.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I'm such a good person.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
He taught her life skills.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Geez guys contact cases.
Case you wanna travel.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Just put it in with the Gucci, no one will ask
questions.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
No one will ask questions, but she see, it's
really interesting cuz like myhabit was so bad, it was like it
was like over a grand a week onit.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
That's expensive.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, and like I Mean , at the end of the day, if
you're not gonna rely on sugardaddy's your whole life and you
don't want to die, you're gonnastop.
True and you want to like, keepgood relationships with people,
or else you're gonna have anentire podcast episode dedicated
to your bullshit.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I know.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Not even sorry about it.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
No, I mean I'm not either.
After the hell she put methrough.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, I gotta get more details.
I'll shut up.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
No, no, you're fine.
So I mean, that was like, thatwas where I was just Indifferent
and I was losing, like caringabout the whole situation.
So I'm trying to think of Likewhat time.
(15:18):
So then, ultimately, what shedoes in is she's like texting
Ritesh and and she's saying allthese crazy things, and I mean
it's like pages of texts Likeyou know, like you're fucking
scrolling when you're flickingthe screen and you know, waiting
for the end, wow, yeah, so shesends a bunch of messages to him
(15:41):
.
That was fun.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
What did she even say ?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Oh, that I cheated on a hand, that I had a boyfriend
on the side, I think.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Mention that kind of stuff to me.
I feel about me.
Yeah, I'm like, yeah, like youdidn't care about Anything and
oh yeah, she says that all thetime.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
She's like oh, you're super selfish.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
It was just funny, that is.
That is the funniest if that'scoming out of her mouth.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I know.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I can't even.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I know.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
You're selfish.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
So you can.
Then what are you exactly?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Oh, I know cuz shit you're making me look good.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Seriously, she, I just Okay.
What was like the final, finalstraw.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I mean those text messages, and then also to I
Thought I was done with her,like gone, like you know, like I
staged your ass out.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
There's not enough, I know.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I was like be gone bad.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Those things are.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Their heart is a rock stew Like.
I don't think your touch shouldbe that hard, but Like the mean
girls mom.
Oh, it's so uncomfortable likeyou could never lay on your
stomach again.
Oh, it's like glade on two ofthose like yoga breaks if you
want a bad.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I can tell you where to go, not on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Oh, he's in that doctor's in st Louis, isn't he?
Yeah, that's why I'm not goingto I forget his name, but it
didn't sound right the like gohome care instructions.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
If you just take a look at him and his wife.
Oh, I've seen the wife yeahthat's a good example of what
you're gonna get.
Why would I want that?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah, the wife looks like a Las Vegas show.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Brats, brats dolls go to Vegas this one could.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
He looked kind of gross, though too he was
definitely really slimy slimy,yeah, it's a yeah cringy, for
sure.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I'm just I'm trying to honestly picture how do you
nap comfortably?
Pain pills and.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Ambien and what else we say ambient and Xanax a naps
are great.
Oh shit, I was going to sayyeah, I mean, if you guys need
(18:38):
sleeping advice, just take anambient with some oxy cotton and
yeah, I mean, you're set.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I mean, and the way in which you take it, that's
totally a deal.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah, I mean you want to snort it.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
DIY however you want.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Crush it with a Pepsi can Get really cosy with it.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Break out the rolling bin, guys, you know you're not
baking.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Get out that like science kit you had as a child.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
You know that it's still rotting up in your attic
Right.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Pretend that you're in Breaking Bad and just make a
little something To help yousleep.
I don't think Matt is going todo that for you, pour some Mike.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Will in there, not a doctor.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
No, Mike Will in Benadryl.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
That'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
That will always do the trick.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I mean Benadryl even makes me feel fucked up,
Benadryl right.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
You take a Benadryl Xanax.
Holy shit, you're not waking upfor two days, do you want?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
to forget your name and why you're here.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Take a Benadryl with a Xanax.
I'm telling you It'll ruin yourlife.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
It'll ruin your life and you may or may not drive
your car to Starbucks.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, and then you have to get picked up.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Holy shit, okay, yeah , so you had to pick her up from
the fucking Starbucks wreckage.
Did she get arrested for that?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
No, no one even came.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
What.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah, I mean it was like in the middle of the night,
like right before they weregoing to open, so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
It was like on the news, though, that they got
right, like they got likewrecked that someone had driven
into their Well, I think sheleft.
Right.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, and I picked her up out blank on the curb In
Gucci.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I'm sorry, but she is one of the few people that can
make the most expensive clothinglook absolutely trash.
I can't.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I'm sorry if I saw a Gucci girl out there in front of
a broken Starbucks, I'm goingto be like I don't ever want to
wear that Ever.
That's a no for me.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Well, I mean, she fits in an LA.
I guess Maybe she should gothere Maybe I wish she, I wish I
can't talk.
I said I wish a bitch would.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Literally she could go and botched.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
She could.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
That would actually.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Maybe they could bounce out the lips what like,
deflate them and the titties.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
The titties need to go.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I know.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
She looked so good before.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I know Kills me.
It's terrible.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
I'm so sad you can't be blessed with a body like that
and then go ahead and fuck withit.
Why would you do that?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
She's going to be like the next FX American crime,
oh my.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
God, I thought you were going to say American
Horror Story, or that, and I waslike oh my God, yes definitely
they could do one on her.
She would be the she is it.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
She is the Horror Story Um Social light that
terrorizes people.
Burners Like right People arelike what the fuck goes on in
that city, like there's a sociallight that ruins lives.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Like what is going on here.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
She really does fucking ruin lives though.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I mean, I just feel like there's so much I don't
know, I don't know everything.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Well, she died like once.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
OK, this is where I got.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I think at her apartment or something, I don't
know.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Like how does one OD on cocaine seriously?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Well, I don't know either, but it might have been
that sleep aid that she wastaking, which I don't.
You guys don't take ambientwith oxycotton.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Or maybe just don't take ambient.
I think there's other solutionsto your problem.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Ambience so bad.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Your last resort.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Ambience the worst.
I don't know who thinksambience A good idea.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
People start eating at like 2 am in their sleep.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, I did that.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Driving I drove to.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah but I would go to Quick Trip and get those
chicken logs.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I'm sorry, I gotta go .
Speaker 1 (23:09):
No, I'm talking about .
You know, there was.
There were so good when youwere drunk.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
No, nothing called a chicken log.
What the hell You're my thingthey were.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
It was like a chicken and a hot dog, like a chicken
hot dog.
I girl, I was on ambient.
I was eating them in my sleep.
I'm nasty.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I don't think they're real.
I'm nasty.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
I know that's like go to Jack in the box.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
It is Jack in the box food Literally.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
It was disgusting.
Oh my God, that's what ambientdoes to you guys.
I'm so upset Eating gas stationchicken logs.
This fucking diet of sleepdeprivation.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I rather do that than eat a chicken log and shit.
Well, so I know that.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Well, so I knew that it was a problem.
When I was waking up with themin bed, I was like, oh no, what
is?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
your partner at the time.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Girl, I was single.
Okay, that is a single thing todo because I I didn't need no
man, that's right.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
We never need a man.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Well, a bitch was depressed.
No, I that was when I wassingle and I didn't really care
about because I didn't sleepwith anyone, so it wasn't.
There was no one ever likethere.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I was here disabled, just completely free ball for
life for a while.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
I needed to yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I think everyone does .
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Didn't you, after your divorce or G date right
away?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Well, this is an interesting story.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Let's hear about it.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Okay, so, and I just want to practice with I'm not
proud of this and I have grownfrom this and it is nothing.
I will repeat.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Oh, this sounds like a sex story.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Oh, it is, it is Okay .
So, as my marriage was likecompletely crumbling which, by
the way, it shouldn't evenhappen anyway I was in straight
up party mode.
He was in, he was ready tosettle down mode, and how was he
.
So he is Like three years olderthan me.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Oh, so it's not that.
How old are you?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I'm 30.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Okay, so it's like 33 now.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Now he'd be 34 actually, so I guess he's like
four years old no, not at all.
And like, as far as, like,where we were in life like for a
while it lined up because wehad, you know, we went to the
same college and all that.
But you know, I think it waseven when I was living across
(25:46):
from the people that we oh yeah,whatever yeah.
You know, that's when I think myeyes started wandering and
because I wasn't getting.
I guess at the time I didn'tknow what it was that I wasn't
getting, but I wasn't getting itat that.
From from him I actually know Iwas getting a lot of that.
(26:08):
It was the I wasn't, he wasn'tfun anymore.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
You want a new fun day.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I wanted a new fun day.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Like the thing is, though Tizdick is so fucking big
.
Oh.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Puerto Rican.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Well, okay, so we need his Instagram and we need
he's intact.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
You guys don't need inside, he's intact, do?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
you have the nudes.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Do I have of him?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, I need more.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Girl, I'm going to give you a visual and you can
explain it Okay.
Wait, let me.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
There's no way.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
From my belly button to here.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Could not fit my hand around with.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
And he was uncut or cut.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Uncut.
Damn A bitch had it going onOkay.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
So why did you leave this magic dick?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Because it was attached to the most miserable
man.
Like when he started gettingmore into the magic dick,
getting more into the tech worldand all of that.
He just it's like something inhis brain like clicked and like
any artsy, like creativity.
He had going on with me, causeI'm very tight, you know he's
(27:19):
very type A and type B and hetotally went 100% type A and I
was like yo, like we don't, wedon't have anything to talk
about anymore, like we don'tbond on anything.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Except sex.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Except sex.
And then at that point it wasjust like I don't even, we're
not going to.
So what I'm going to, we'regoing to hang out, have sex and
you're going to go play yourvideo games and I'm going to
twiddle my thumbs.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Honestly get a life cause.
That sounds like magic.
Let's take a good marriage.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I did not like that.
I need way more attention.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Really?
Yes, see, I don't needattention.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I need attention more than any dick.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
It's a weird life, I know.
But, I really don't.
I mean, I don't mind attentionbut I'm going to like the time
like you and.
I are here sitting right now.
I want to be able to do thiswith my partner too.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I'm trying to think of retouch, and I do this very
often.
I guess we do, but it's usuallyunplanned, you know it just
happens.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
And like that's awesome and I think the natural
progression from hanging outhaving a great conversation and
then it leads to the bedroom.
Excuse me, that is like thebest for me.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I think that's before that magic dick sex.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I like the whole lead up to it.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
She could.
You had that on your mind thewhole time You're trying to
carry.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
I know that you're trying to carry a conversation
about Dardanias and I know I'msecuring the bag at the end Like
I know what I am getting.
So yeah, he was not.
So so there was eventually.
The sex life just kind of wentaway.
I was like so fucking bored.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Oh, yeah, bored the sex too.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I just was bored with him.
We didn't do anything fun.
He was like Try sex outside.
Not actually.
You know what he's not intolike almost getting caught and
all that shit, which is anotherthing that I love that.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I don't know if it's the thought of getting caught,
but it's just fun to have sexoutside.
It is, and it's reallyenjoyable.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
We are in our natural environment.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
I don't know why but yeah, I know a lot of people
think it's like attractivereturn on to get almost caught.
Yeah, I just think it's fun tohave sex outside.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
And you know what I'm here for both, Honestly the air
feels nice on your body, it'sdifferent yeah it's definitely
different and like he just, hewas just, we didn't hang out
anymore, we're boring Like sothen.
So we got married.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
I had three kids.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
I had five children.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Where they now with the father.
Because you lost custody.
I heard it wasn't because ofthe cocaine or anything.
They saw your ass driving.
Go get those kids.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, I love to really Five and I'm still here
she lies about her so bright.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
She's like on Duolingo she just restores her
streak.
You'll have a drink, you'lllike a vendor on the weekend,
and then you'll just like.
Repair your streak with buyingsome gems.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, we're gonna ignore that.
We're still on the streak,we're good.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
But you are.
How long you've been sober.
Now go through.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I've been sober for I Mean from everything that's
been like to almost two yearsCollectively.
So like I stopped doing blowand then I stopped drinking and
then probably good aboutquitting cold turkey, I'm sure.
(31:18):
I well, I quit Coke cold turkey.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Is that safe?
No, oh, I wouldn't think it wasabsolutely not.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
However, my alcoholism was not the kind
where I ran the risk of havingseizures and like all that shit.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
So Bratz doll, she, she didn't drink when she was
high.
I Mean she would have like adrink, but it's like the same
drink, like most of the night.
Yeah, did you drink?
Drink though.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
When I was on blow I didn't really care yeah about
drinking as much.
When I stopped doing blow, thatwas my 100%, that was my vice.
I just smoke pot like I lovepot.
That's my thing.
I think.
If I have to say I have a vice,that would be it.
So one day I'd like to probablytry not smoke, but until then
(32:11):
Living my life.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
But one thing at a time.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yes, seriously.
Yeah, I cut the coke out andthen the alcohol, but yeah, I'm
coke.
You just don't really have thatsame desire and also you don't
have an appetite, which affectsmy that would affect my, like,
ability to drink a lot.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yeah, true.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
It has like.
I just remember that from thosedays.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Good old days, great days, expensive Days we are wait
.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
So we were talking about how she died and then we
got sidetracked.
Oh, they brought her back, andthen how?
Speaker 1 (32:53):
who found her.
I Think they called 911.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Oh, the Bratz doll did.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Well, I don't know if she did someone did, she was
probably I know who she washanging out with around yeah
those times.
But no, um, so after that shestopped.
Well, that's my understandinganyways.
(33:20):
I mean, who knows now was that?
It's been a year now, okay,okay, look at this time last
year, I think all that happened,well, actually probably a
little before so.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
I'd already start walking into her.
Yeah, I think everyone kind ofdid.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah, she like wrote my dad an insane letter.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
See, that's what she does, right?
She ruins lives.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
One letter at a time it was.
It was insane.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I'm sure it was the text messages that she was
sending.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
She wants to find her way.
It was the text messages thatshe was sending.
She wants to fuck my father.
Can we just oh?
Speaker 2 (33:56):
yeah, and and can I just tell you that my mother, my
father and I read they read theletter together and laughed
because it's so Fucking pathetic.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
So she wrote it to you, or wrote to your father, to
my, dad did.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
They see, my dad advised her on some stuff.
He's a divorce attorney andwell you know she.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Oh yeah, you can get.
Look cuz she had a couple ofdivorces, a couple.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Like I only know about the one surprised someone
else would marry her again.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
She's getting maintenance on one of them.
Oh like the third one oh.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Well, he's like criminal yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I thought they all were.
To be honest, I don't reallyknow okay there because there
was time where she was just gone.
That's true, I was just likeokay.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah, oh, that this is probably chain of subjects
that I remember what we're justsaying.
But I did remember telling meone time when we were at her
apartment in Dogtown Okay, we'rein our apartment in dogtown and
we're doing blow and likedrinking God knows what, and she
(35:09):
was like inviting these guysover about some rappers or some
shit.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Where they though.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
It's st Louis who isn't a rapper.
You know, like your gardener,100% a rapper on the weekends.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah, or DJ, or both, or both.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Oh my god or drug dealer.
Talent.
Well, that's a given, becausenone of these things are making
you act.
Pseudo rapper full-time drugdealer, hard time professional
he's on ambient.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yeah, he somehow managed to make Ampion worse.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
And then he makes it.
I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Like not only now you like sleepwalk and buy food on
Ampion, you'll also have likeexplosive diarrhea and you're a
rapper and you're a rapper.
You have sudden dreams tobecome a rapper.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Like, and that's how the St Lunatics were born.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
It's serious.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
You know what?
Rip the St Lunatics.
That was a good time in life.
Now they're all crazy.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
So funny story, though there's this friend of
ours that lived in the buildingover here and he was talking
about Bratz doll one time and Ihad to say something.
I think I actually said Bratzdoll, and then he was like, oh
yeah, I know her, and he wastalking about how she was one
night like fucked up on theAmpion.
(36:44):
He's pretty sure, because whenhe opened the elevator door she
was standing in there.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
She totally showed me the videoof that the people took, of her
in her building, of her in theelevator taking down.
You know when, like you, haveconstruction in the elevator.
Oh, yeah, and there's thisthings up like the soft padding.
Yeah, she was taking that shitdown.
(37:14):
She said take that shit down,and then she did.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Well, they said that she was like zombie sleeping in
the elevator.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah, I was like what she was having, a few things
like that.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
And then he was saying that like she just was
fucked up on the Ampion and liketrying to talk to him and he
goes.
She was like on him and I waslike, did you get a bruise from
like the titties or resting onyour arm?
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Oh, my like it's just so scary, like so many things
could happen to that girl.
She has no control.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
No, it's true, it's really sad.
In fact she's still alive.
I'm going to say if she's stillalive, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
I'm pretty sure, considering she did read the
message, remember.
But that was a while ago.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Sometimes I Google her.
Oh, my God Stop for some obits.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Gotta check the obit.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Maybe she didn't make it.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
It's like your daily morning routine.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Let me see your breakfast Wake up Check obits.
Oh, she's not dead, okay.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Continue with the day Mamosas.
This is right RIP.
Jesus Christ.
My therapist today asked me, ifI, how would I feel if it hurt
her feelings?
Oh, let me do this Okay.
So I sat there and I was like,how would I feel?
And then I was like, well,considering she doesn't have
(38:43):
feelings, I think that kind of.
You know, we're not on the hookfor that anymore.
What?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
would you?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Seriously like.
I think she's like a narcissist.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Oh no, completely, because they only care about
themselves, and I mean she'smaster manipulator.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Has she always been like this her whole life?
How long have you known?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
her.
No, I mean, she kind of grew upwith her.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
She was a sweet girl what?
Happened.
I have no idea, she got hot.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
She fell on Dick and literally, literally, and I
cannot get up that dick had aplatinum M X express and she Is
that the first?
I don't know if that's how ithappened.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Okay, and it sounds ideal, like that's that tracks
for sure, and her dad.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Oh, I can't even go there.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
So creepy.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
He's just.
I look at him like you'recreepy.
No one that he just.
There's something not rightabout that man.
Let's look at his family.
Look how his kid ended up.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
I know and his marriage.
I know, oh God, it's terrible.
It's fucking terrible.
Look at me trying to run.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
I looked at you and I died.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Trying.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Bring it back.
So yeah, I mean I just I'm sointerested in her because I've
never met that person.
I've never met somebody sofucking awful besides my sister
in law.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Well, there's a lot there that could be that.
Yeah, that's interesting forsure.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
It's just too so you, I didn't even know.
You've known her like when shewas a normal person.
Yeah, when she was like I couldsee her being the best, like,
like a great friend, if she justhad her shit together, but she
has no real girlfriends, becausesomething always ends up
happening.
She's so insecure.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
I know that's the yeah that that's awful Cause
that was the other thing is likeI was tired of lying about
stuff that didn't happen.
To make her like to prove herpoint.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Like what.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Just random shit, like like if she was fighting
with a boyfriend, it would belike oh, chris heard that too,
and I'd be like, girl, fuck, Ididn't hear that.
It's like didn't you hear that?
And I'm like, uh-huh, sure did.
No, I hated that.
That was the worst.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
That's so.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Cause I'm like gaslighting these men now.
Yeah, with her help, or I'mhelping her, but it's sick.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
That's like that's not okay.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
That's total gaslighting though.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
She's a master.
Well she and the thing thatreally scares me about her is is
really that is like her abilityto quite literally lie in your
face and you know what'shappening, but you still feel a
little crazy.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Yeah, cause she's really good.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
It's really scary.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Bitch is good.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Oh, my God, red flag.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
If she don't blink when lying and you know she's
lying.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
And now you're questioning your sanity Get out.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Right, you're wondering if you just took an
ambient.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Literally.
Yeah, I mean wait, does thatreally actually happen?
Yeah and she.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Also, too, if people are telling you a story and it's
making you feel uncomfortable,they're gaslighting you.
I'm just convinced, now A lot.
Give me an example of this.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
I don't know it's so great you feel the real you're
being gaslighted, gaslighted,gaslighted.
Walk out.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Gaslit, gaslit, get out.
Your gaslit went off fiveminutes ago.
Get out, get out immediately.
No, like you know, when let'sjust say you're having a
conversation and turns into anargument, and then they start
talking to you in a way to likerefute Was that right?
(43:11):
Like what you just said?
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
And then they rebuttal those like twisting
what you said, and then nowyou're feeling like
uncomfortable and you'resweating and yes, I know exactly
what you mean, I'm like whatthe fuck's going on?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Yeah, they backed you into a corner.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
I hate that.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
It's bullshit.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
I hate that.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
All right, yeah, I'm with you.
I don't there's one thing.
Tell me, you need me to liewith you or for you?
Just tell me beforehand.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
It's like If it's gonna get the fight over quicker
.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Right, we're all gonna win.
That's fine.
But don't just bring me inrandomly, because that causes
more issues later on.
You know, later on down theroad.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Does.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
You got Like, if you called me one day and you were
like this is what's about tohappen.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Oh yeah, well, those are fun.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
He's gonna call you and you're gonna say this I'll
be like, but yeah.
No question, but if we'resitting together and you're
getting questioned in front ofme and then you want me to jump
in like I'm sorry, I'm going toabandon Shep, no, I completely
agree with that you can't do it,I'll also.
I'm just here.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
I can't add lip, no Like.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Uh, uh, uh uh.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah, then we went to .
Speaker 2 (44:22):
What did we do?
Yeah, that's what we did.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, cast our guard up, Show me our Olive Garden.
We were at Olive Garden thewhole night.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Andrew asked me how I feel if he took me on a date to
Olive Garden.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
I would love a date at Olive Garden.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
I said I would absolutely love that.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
I would too.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
I've only eaten there one time in my entire life.
It was horrible.
Oh 10-10.
I would do it again.
You thought it was terrible, itwas awful.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
I love Olive Garden.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
I got actual pasta, which I think was a bad move.
I think I should just stickwith breadsticks.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
I love Olive Garden.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Why.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
It's just good Wow.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Do you remember Matt Rooney Grill?
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yeah, that was good too.
That was so good.
The Maggiano's isn't bad.
You don't like that one either.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
I mean again, you just shook your head at me.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Strike it out here there are really good Italian
places, though, like on the hillwe have amazing Italian here
for sure.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
A chair is definitely my favorite, though.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
So you can't fuck with Olive Garden when you have
places like that around here.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Well, are we wrapping it up?
Is there anything else youwanna talk about?
I have to pee, okay.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
I think we're done here.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Well, kids, it's been real.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Did we clear up everything?
Speaker 1 (45:51):
You know what?
I still have questions.
What questions do you have?
Speaker 2 (45:54):
I mean, I just I wanna get into some specifics,
okay well then, we're gonna doan episode part two on this.
Yes.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Be good kids.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Don't do the end again.
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