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Botch Job Society
Episode 6 - Cinematic Trainwreck: Watching "Fateful Findings"
Hold on to your popcorn, folks; our latest episode is a whirlwind tour through Neil Breen's cinematic enigma "Fateful Findings." Imagine watching a film so perplexing, it makes "Birdemic" feel like a Hitchcock thriller – that's the kind of bizarre ride we're talking about. Picture this: a hospital scene that defies logic, intimate moments that are anything but, and a hacking subplot that's hilariously far-fetched. You'll want to join us as we share our bewilderment, and maybe you'll even find yourself agreeing that Breen's brazen attempt at filmmaking is a genre all its own.
Opening [0:00]
Introduction [1:20]
Movie Begins [2:53]
Neil Gets Hit By Car [6:49]
"Where Are My Pills?" [13:32]
Backyard Barbecue Scene [20:55]
Neil Tells All [28:08]
Closing Remarks [31:21]
Botch Job Society
Episode 6 - Cinematic Trainwreck: Watching "Fateful Findings"
Hold on to your popcorn, folks; our latest episode is a whirlwind tour through Neil Breen's cinematic enigma "Fateful Findings." Imagine watching a film so perplexing, it makes "Birdemic" feel like a Hitchcock thriller – that's the kind of bizarre ride we're talking about. Picture this: a hospital scene that defies logic, intimate moments that are anything but, and a hacking subplot that's hilariously far-fetched. You'll want to join us as we share our bewilderment, and maybe you'll even find yourself agreeing that Breen's brazen attempt at filmmaking is a genre all its own.
Opening [0:00]
Introduction [1:20]
Movie Begins [2:53]
Neil Gets Hit By Car [6:49]
"Where Are My Pills?" [13:32]
Backyard Barbecue Scene [20:55]
Neil Tells All [28:08]
Closing Remarks [31:21]
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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So I've got a real doozy foryou today.
This is one that I have seenalready, but it's been a while,
so it'd be nice to reevaluatewith a new lens.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
You have to watch me suffer through it.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Oh, trust me, this one, this is one of the ones
where you're it's, but it's likeyou like it.
Okay, this one here.
Let me tell you what he's aphilly can you see how?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
maybe it would have been a failure.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So today we're watching Fateful Findings.
This is from 2013.
It's by a guy named Neil Breen,who directed, wrote and did a
lot of the production workhimself, which will be very
obvious when you watch it.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, just like the last one, yeah, okay got it.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
So the budget is sort of.
It's not been disclosed so wedon't know how much money he
actually spent, but it isundeniably low budget.
It was mostly shot in Las Vegas, which is where I think he
lives, have you ever been toVegas?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, yeah, a lot of strippers, I'm kidding.
Family friendly here, no, I'vebeen to Vegas.
I just went, actually inJanuary.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay, I've never been so I.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Let's go to Vegas.
I'd like to go at least justonce.
Man on the Street live podcastin Vegas.
What could possibly go wrongRight Before we get to it?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
though yes.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
You know what the people have to do.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh yeah, they need to go follow us on every social
media platform, every socialmedia platform, every last one.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
We got Facebook.
We got Instagram.
We got Twitter.
I'll be doggone if I ever callit X.
We got TikTok.
What's Tom's little fakeTwitter?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh, threads, threads.
You mean Mark, mark, tom.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Same.
Thing.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Tom was MySpace.
You're right, you're right.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
We're coming to MySpace here pretty soon.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Look out for it if you want to be in our top five
Breakthrough on MySpace.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, so, right off the bat, very obvious stock
footage and stock music.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah, because this looks too good.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
This looks too good to be low budget.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Compared to the rest of the shots you'll be like this
makes no sense.
I can really see the cinematicparallels.
You know the shining fatefulfindings.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I get it.
It's like a direct correlation.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Oh, yeah, okay, somebody's sprinkling glitter.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
That is literally somebody off camera?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
just Stop, don't camera, just Stop, don't push me
Stop.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I don't think these children have ever run in their
lives.
They don't look like it.
Looks like it was the firsttime running.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Something about walking and running on camera
freaks people out and they don'tjust do it how they would
normally do it.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
It's like it doesn't make any sense.
How did a cow end up out?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
there.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It is a scary movie.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh nah, if you know me, I don't mess with them scary
movies.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Man Look Leah A mushroom.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Look at his hands.
It's magic.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Whoa what Look what.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I found A treasure.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
You didn't find it you guys were both sitting there
and she's just like that's goodfor you.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's a magical day.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You can't leave the box empty.
It's bad luck.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
He drops a turd in the box.
Jesus.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
What's wrong with you ?
Haven't you seen Indiana Joneskid?
You gotta put something ofequal weight and size.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
What are those?
They look like candy.
It's a magical day, there's noway.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
There's no way.
She wrote that.
No, no, no, she didn't write it, but it's a magical day.
There's no way.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
There's no way she wrote that this.
No, no, no, not, she didn'twrite it, but it's also.
It was such a magical day shehad to write.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
It's a magical day so where'd you just pull that
notebook from dear diary?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
ah, back into a mushroom mushroom.
I hope they explain thisbecause mushrooms are bad okay.
Hurry up, we're gonna be late,we're gonna miss the plane,
don't worry.
The plane's not gonna leavewithout us.
Oh yes, it will.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Oh yes, it will.
Have you ever been left beforein an airport?
Yeah, it's terrifying.
Where's Dylan?
Um, chris, we're waiting on you.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
You're like oh, my God.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Oh, that was cute.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
That's how people say goodbye.
Yeah, see ya.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Get in the car.
Yeah, get in here.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
And buckle your seatbelt Sitter.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Your mom used to make you feel like it was illegal to
like move in the back seat.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Or like turn the little light on.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Why.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I never heard from her or saw her again.
Oh.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
My life sucks oh.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Life's been hard on him since he left.
He did not age.
Well, what was that 40 yearsago, man?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Apparently, my phone isn't making any sound to
indicate that it's ringing, butI'll pick it up anyway.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Hi yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Are you on your way home?
Yeah, okay, he didn't evenrespond.
Yeah, just had to show thatit's him she's talking to.
Is he going to get hit by a car?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Don't know, guess we'll see no shot.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
He's about to get hit by a car.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Where did all those people come from?
Where did those shoes come from?
And then, they're gone.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Oh, he's going to get hit.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, dylan, oh, he's going to get hit.
Yeah, that was like some meangirls getting hit by a bus kind
of effects Shoot, did I hitsomebody?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
She's in the back seat.
Why are you even getting out?
You're in the back seat.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Why does it matter?
The driver's also not caring,he's just sitting there like
whoop.
I hit somebody oh my.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
God.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Okay, the thing is if you just hit somebody, why are
you getting out doing the sexywalk?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Oh, this is so hot, you just totally killed him.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Another one Add to the tally.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Is he dead?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
No, no, he's okay.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
It's the Rolls Royce that hit him.
I saw it, I'm a witness.
I saw it, I'm a witness.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I saw it.
Yeah, you're all right thereyou didn't need to see it.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
The Rolls Royce is right there dripping with blood,
Like obviously it was the RollsRoyce.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
That lucky secret dice is going to keep him alive,
is he?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
okay, oh, the little black cube.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Fateful finding.
Ah, I solved the movie.
It's over.
He's reaching for the phone.
Look, yeah, I'm here, honey.
What were you saying?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Sorry, I just have a bit of a head injury.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
He's got a slight migraine.
Grab the cube, you noob.
There you go.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh, there's the ghost fart.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Now he's restored.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
The mask is over the bandage.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
That's doing nothing it's because of global warming
those birds he's in criticalcondition unconscious and it
does not look good, tell me moredoctor.
What's even funnier is he justsat there looking down on him
yeah, and then he's in criticalcondition, unconscious.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
It's not looking good this fake crying no tears if
you needed to cry on a second.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
You cry like if if you needed to cry on a set can
you cry Like if you needed tocry for a scene.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh, you mean like my cue?
Yeah, I probably couldn't.
I could probably fake it withlike Channel it man.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I know I can cry right now.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Do it.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
I don't feel like sitting here like this, for the
next yeah.
Excuse me oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
So we're going to take his pulse, even though he's
hooked up to something thatcould exactly tell us his pulse.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
He is very weak Semi-comatose.
Thank you, he just said he wasunconscious.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I said I thought he was fully, fully, unconscious,
not comatose.
Thank you, he just said he wasunconscious.
I said I thought he was fullyunconscious, not comatose.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Also, hold on Walk with me, he needs plenty of rest
and quiet.
I think he's got plenty ofquiet.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I was going to say he's comatose.
That's not funny.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Oh yeah kiss the bandage lady, not my cheek,
that's actually exposed, butokay, so the girl moves right.
I never saw her again and she'sliterally local.
Yeah, so if you guys are suchgood friends, you never kept in
touch and she's clearly here,yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Oh, you think that's her's.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
She has the bracelet on oh, I didn't even notice see,
didn't even notice he ain'twatching the movie.
He ain't watching, got thedetails.
Man, open your eye.
Open your eye.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
You won't the timing of that was too perfect.
Uh, that's not that, that's notin him at all.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
The cube is coursing through my veins.
Release me.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, it's just taped , there's no needle or anything,
and the nose thing too, it'sjust.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
It's literally taped onto it that just looks like a
pamper, to be honest with you itdoes, it does, it does.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I'm just.
Did he not realize that that'snot?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
how those things work , they have to Exactly Go in
your nose bud.
Exactly, exactly, go in yournose bud.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Exactly.
I really hope that that gownstays closed here Show.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Show me that butt.
Is that a carpeted?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, hospitals do not have carpet.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
He wouldn't put his clothes back on.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Is that him?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
It's him.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Hmm.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
What.
You know, it's like the meme.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Who's in my shower intruder?
She's awfully calm about it.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah, hearing the shower going, oh my god, how
much is your head, holy crap whyis he still bleeding, is my
question.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Why are there chunks coming?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
off?
Why are like you're tappingyour toes in it?
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
What are you doing home?
You're supposed to be in ahospital.
I let myself out.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Please tell me, there's not more.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Help me, help me.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Help me.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Looks like a low budget version of Batman.
Hush, how many laptops, holycrap laptops.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah Well, he seems to be fine, so we're just going
to go with it.
It hurts.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone, akira, akira,akira.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
He's knocking over every laptop he owns oh, my head
I need to knock stuff over.
Where are my pills?
Surely they're in your breastpocket.
You know where you normallykeep them.
I'll get them for you nobody sofar, except for maybe the
doctor, none of the women inthis film so far, except for
maybe the doctor, none of thewomen in this film so far have
(13:48):
had on a bra.
This guy, neil, is a freak yeahhe wants to shoot a different
type of low budget film but, hedidn't have the courage to see
it through.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
I don't need these now why did you ask for them?
Where are my?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
pills.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I don't need them don , then why did you ask for them?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Where are my pills?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, I don't need them.
Don't do that Give them to me,didn't you just put them in your
pocket anyway?
What's he pouring out?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
No, Please don't tell me she's going to dig them out
of the toilet.
Look at that, like the stainson the side of the toilet there.
Could have at least scrubbed itRight.
If gonna be a camera.
Oh, she is gonna stick her handin there.
Oh, aren't those meant to be?
Lady, this thing controls hislife.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Wake up.
I'm calling to you.
We're in the trash bag, realmwhat are we?
Doing, neil?
What are we doing?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I'm the plot is.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
It really doesn't make any sense dr david s lee
psychotherapist, everypsychotherapist has a conference
room.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
It really doesn't make any sense.
Dr David S Lee, psychotherapist.
Every psychotherapist has aconference room, yeah with empty
chairs.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Who are those for the ?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
other personalities.
That was good that was good.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
I'm feeling less stable.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I'm mentally ill, Okay bye See, ya, I need bye.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
See ya, I need that part clipped.
I'm feeling less stable andjust walks out.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I need that.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Oh, all over the paperwork, all over the laptop
in your face, the hot coffee inyour face, on the side of your
face, that was injured.
So this is the alcoholiccharacter.
So we need to show that he's analcoholic by putting empty
bottles surrounding him.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
You care more about that car than yeah, Sarah,
because you never bang me.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
You would rather be drunk in here than with me.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
At least my car doesn't talk back Right now.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I still can't believe you're up and around so fast.
That is amazing.
It's brain damage.
It's brain damage Comatose.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Comatose.
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I'm hungry.
I can't wait for dinner.
I'm going to say that next timeI'm having a party or something
I'm hungry.
I can't wait for dinner.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I'm going to continue hacking into these government
systems to see what I can findout.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Who are you talking to, Neil?
Who are you talking to?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
He's suddenly hacking into government systems.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, it hasn't.
Is he a novelist or is hehacking?
Nice, oh, you finally got someNice side boob.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
It's quality side boob.
I mean Good job, neil, youfreak.
Is he going to cry?
This is just like Hold on, Ineed to show you this is me.
This is exactly what he feelslike, dr.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
David S Lee, psychotherapist, we're gonna do
that every time it's gonna shockthe world.
I've hacked into just about allthe information I need.
They have no idea it's gonnachange the world.
It's going to change the world,he's just saying this to
anybody.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
It's not even a secret.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
They have no idea.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I don't think they have any idea.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
You need to picture the guy in the corner.
They don't know that I'mhacking into the systems.
We all know he's hacking.
He won't shut up about it.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I'm done talking.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Really Like oh, just throw the laptop.
Screw these laptops, let's havesex, Forget all the paper.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Take your top off, forget the files, forget the
books, forget the hacking.
At least commit to it you knowthey're not committed.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Well, probably because she's like not into it.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
He should have just Hulkamania.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Ow.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I got a paper cut Stop Ow ow, you can tell she's
really like, like, trying to beinto it, but she's repulsed by
this dude.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
The next woman I date .
If we get into an argument, Ifully expect you to just start
trying to physically tear myshirt open.
Forget about the argument,let's just rip our clothes off.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Oh man, look at that kiss.
That's not a kiss between ahusband and wife, that's like a
kiss between cousins.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
That's how cousins kiss.
This is sponsored by Alabama,oh.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
So beautiful.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I can taste the pills on your lips.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
What if you went to therapy?
And this is what it was like.
Would you ever go back?
I'm gonna cancel my card.
What if you went to therapy?
And this is what it was like.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Would you ever go back?
It's in the wind.
I'm going to cancel my card.
Be careful.
This will be the last time wespeak.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Thank you for your time.
All my money is going to betransferred.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
She's got pills too.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Everybody's popping pills, everybody's popping pills
.
He's a drunk, she's poppingpills.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I just laid down, bro , what's up, I let you down.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
This is terrible Also can you imagine?
After an argument you sit downto apologize and she goes.
You didn't let me down, I'msorry.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Let's try and start over we both got problems look
at me, I'm about to take a shot,I think I think I'm beyond that
now is this her like trying tobe like high, or is this just
how she?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
acts I'm gonna get some fresh air.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
And another fifth of bourbon.
Fine, you go.
He's going to come back in andbe like you're always walking
around with your toes out andyour boobs.
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
It was hot at first, but I can't handle it anymore.
Stop it, I can only handle somuch.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
You're tempting me with something I can't have.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Again, just Every time.
Oh my god, now you're gonnacome back.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
I'm back.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Where's those pills?
Speaker 3 (20:44):
That's all she wants.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
That's all she's trying to do.
Give me the pills.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
She doesn't.
She's not really in love withhim, she's just wanting the
pills.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
You don't love me.
You want my oxy.
That grill's not even turned on.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
No, I'd like you to meet my fiancee, tim.
It's the doctor at the hospitalyeah, she's just carrying.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
It've been carrying for good luck.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
It's her and I like how she has aged maybe 12 years.
He's aged about 40.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
It's terrible.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Right in front of his wife and right in front of Tim
Poor Tim.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
I can't believe it's you.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
The cube is making me hack the government.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Oh, oh, oh.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Here comes Tim.
Well, well we're looking veryspecial today.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Get away from me, jim , you're drunk.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
You're drunk.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Oh, come on, Jim.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
It's like one of those infomercial like are you
tired of doing this?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
And then it's like knocking stuff over.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Oh yes, that's literally what he did.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
She's under 18.
Put this towel back on.
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
You can't do this, it's wrong.
That's what he's going to say.
Please stop, you can't do this.
Pretty much, pretty much.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Now, instead of just walking out when she looks into
the camera he won't allow it,stay from through the drink on.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah come on, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
I'm gonna shoot this damn car up full of holes.
Oh, she's gonna shoot the car,no, no.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Oh there he goes.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Wait, jim Jim.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
You killed him.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
I can't believe you committed suicide.
I cannot believe you committedsuicide.
How could you have done this?
How could you have committedsuicide?
Give him the cube, the cube.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Stop wiping your face .
That's so gross.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Goodbye friend Goodbye.
I drove him to suicide.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
I wouldn't sleep with him.
I couldn't have done anythingabout it.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
It was out of my hands, it was completely
helpless.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
I pushed him at the barbecue Over the edge, over the
edge.
He wasn't a bad person.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
He was just horny.
It's all my fault.
That's how I like to beremembered.
No, he wasn't a bad person.
He was just horny, I'm kiddingFamily friendly.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
No more, damn books no more books.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
It's laptop abuse.
I can't handle it.
Boop, I'm taking my hand.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
And that was the most awkward.
Like what, what?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
So are they doing it in the trash bag realm?
Is that what's happening?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Doing it in the cube A Neil Breen film.
Dr David S Lee, psychotherapist, doing it in the cube A Neil
Breen film.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Dr David S Lee, psychotherapist.
She's at home like oh, with hershirt, like that.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Let me just take half my shirt off and it'll make you
know I need you to really feelhow strung out I am.
Oh, they went back to the park.
Are they going to find themushroom?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
It's a magical day A mushroom.
Yeah, that's how I'm feelingabout this movie right now.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
At least Birdemic kept me captivated.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, this one's getting a little boring.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
It had two sides of two random storylines, but you
knew exactly like like I knowwhere we're at with it.
It doesn't make sense, but Iget where we're going.
Yeah, oh wait, no, I don't.
New plot this one is also solid.
Yeah, this is just likethrowing stuff at a dartboard oh
, oh I I am dead, his wife'sdead, and he's already moved on.
(26:02):
He's going to go home and belike, oh well.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It's what I wanted.
I wanted to leave you anyway.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
She's over there like oh no.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
See, they're kissing like cousins too.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Because none of them want to be touched by him.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
He's kissing them all .
Speaker 3 (26:18):
You imagine that poor like 18, 19-year year?
Old had to pretend like she waslike how you doing.
In her head she's like Takeyour top off.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Let's do it in front of the mushroom, pull them
titties out in the woods andshe's like you, pull your
titties out in the woods.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Now we both got our titties out in the woods.
Now we both got our titties outin the woods.
Emily, emily, I was justbanging in the woods.
No, my wife, emily, now he'sgonna call Amy she killed
herself.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Wake up.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Wake up, she's dead come on, wake up, shake it off
you got this all this time Ihaven't, and there he goes I've
hacked into the most secretgovernment and corporate nobody,
nobody knows, nobody Don't tellanyone.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
The last one I told died.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
So tread lightly, so watch out.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
This is the longest movie ever because it doesn't
make sense.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
These shots are just boring.
What are we doing?
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Anybody that can explain to me what this movie is
about and make it make sense,I'll give you $1,000 cash.
Yes, hello, secret governments.
It's time I'm here to exposeyour secrets and no one knows
that it's me, Dylan.
Dr Andrea is no longer here.
Yes, she is.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Looks like she is, oh , she's gonna.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
I want to be honest with all of you.
I've been hacking intogovernment and corporate systems
all over the country.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
The Neobreen press conference.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
All over the world, all over the world, and nobody
knows.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
So don't tell anyone.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
What I have found will shock you.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Hacking has never seen a hacker like me.
He's got the cube.
He's about to blow up thiswhite house.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Ah yes, let's see what he has to say.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
He has to say.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
He's hacked us.
Yes, here are the files andsupporting documents.
You're a liar.
No, it's the cube.
And supporting truths thefactual documents.
I'm afraid of going to prison.
They now know my crimes.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Here he goes.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Here he goes.
Oh, my God oh.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
I am resigning today as your senator Out of the
country.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
How's he going to off himself?
Many of fellow incompetentsenators must resign, now also
yes.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Kill yourselves, all of you, by release.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
How's he going to kill himself?
Goodbye, goodbye, in front ofall of you to kill himself.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Goodbye in front of all of you.
Today I am submitting myresignation as congresswoman.
Come on, brother insurancecompanies are about to be
indicted for crimes we'vecommitted.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Why are you talking like that?
You're making us look bad, youjust want to take a nap.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Let's just go to bed.
It's like you just found, oh myGod.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
You just found a way to draw this out in the longest
possible way.
I know?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Well, probably because he's like oh, this movie
is only about 60 minutes.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Let's flesh this out.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
You now have all the truths, the real truth.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
That's how I'm feeling On your own.
It's our only hope for thefuture, and they lived happily
ever after.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Come on, man Take your top off.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
I wish I could make a shirt with that quote on it,
because that is the best.
Ah, yes, my work is done.
They're just going to go livein the woods for the rest of
their lives, see ya.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Bye, but wait, there's more.
There's still 20 minutes offootage left.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Imagine Well, it's probably going to be a shot that
lasts forever, maybe not?
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Oh, thank God.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
This was a terrible movie.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
This made Birdemic actually look decent Like an.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Oscar winning film.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Like Birdemic was terrible because, well, the
acting was bad and the dirtyfeet and the poorly used
graphics.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
But at least like first half of the movie flowed
and made sense.
It was goofy but it made sense.
Yeah, threw in the plot twist.
The second half made sense.
They just didn't connect at allyeah not a single thing in this
made sense I don't nope a carhit.
If you go back to when he gothit by the car, chick comes out
(32:00):
stilettos, toes out tiny skirtlegs, all buttered up unbothered
big boobs, no bra.
It just comes out of the carlike oops, and then everybody
stands around.
It was, it was her she hit him,then he's in the hospital
looking like a freak or like,and then he's fine and his
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wife's addicted to Whatever.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Any of the above listed companies in the credits
with an N or a B in their nameare fictitious.
This work was actually donepersonally by Neil Breen.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
What were we doing naked in the latex box room?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
None of it is explained.
And I think what was the bookbook, I think.
In interviews with uh, withneil, when they ask him, like
you know so, what was themeaning of this, what was the
meaning of this, his answer foreverything is always well, I
leave it up to the viewer tointerpret their own meaning.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Like that just means you don't have an answer, neil
you just put some stuff on itpretty much I didn't think we
could get much lower.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
No, that's a pretty lur A pretty lur the bar is
pretty lur.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
The bar is so lur.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
We're done, I'm out.
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So I've got a real doozy foryou today.
This is one that I have seenalready, but it's been a while,
so it'd be nice to reevaluatewith a new lens.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
You have to watch me suffer through it.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Oh, trust me, this one, this is one of the ones
where you're it's, but it's likeyou like it.
Okay, this one here.
Let me tell you what he's aphilly can you see how?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
maybe it would have been a failure.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So today we're watching Fateful Findings.
This is from 2013.
It's by a guy named Neil Breen,who directed, wrote and did a
lot of the production workhimself, which will be very
obvious when you watch it.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, just like the last one, yeah, okay got it.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
So the budget is sort of.
It's not been disclosed so wedon't know how much money he
actually spent, but it isundeniably low budget.
It was mostly shot in Las Vegas, which is where I think he
lives, have you ever been toVegas?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, yeah, a lot of strippers, I'm kidding.
Family friendly here, no, I'vebeen to Vegas.
I just went, actually inJanuary.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay, I've never been so I.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Let's go to Vegas.
I'd like to go at least justonce.
Man on the Street live podcastin Vegas.
What could possibly go wrongRight Before we get to it?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
though yes.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
You know what the people have to do.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh yeah, they need to go follow us on every social
media platform, every socialmedia platform, every last one.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
We got Facebook.
We got Instagram.
We got Twitter.
I'll be doggone if I ever callit X.
We got TikTok.
What's Tom's little fakeTwitter?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh, threads, threads.
You mean Mark, mark, tom.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Same.
Thing.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Tom was MySpace.
You're right, you're right.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
We're coming to MySpace here pretty soon.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Look out for it if you want to be in our top five
Breakthrough on MySpace.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, so, right off the bat, very obvious stock
footage and stock music.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah, because this looks too good.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
This looks too good to be low budget.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Compared to the rest of the shots you'll be like this
makes no sense.
I can really see the cinematicparallels.
You know the shining fatefulfindings.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I get it.
It's like a direct correlation.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Oh, yeah, okay, somebody's sprinkling glitter.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
That is literally somebody off camera?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
just Stop, don't camera, just Stop, don't push me
Stop.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I don't think these children have ever run in their
lives.
They don't look like it.
Looks like it was the firsttime running.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Something about walking and running on camera
freaks people out and they don'tjust do it how they would
normally do it.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
It's like it doesn't make any sense.
How did a cow end up out?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
there.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It is a scary movie.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh nah, if you know me, I don't mess with them scary
movies.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Man Look Leah A mushroom.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Look at his hands.
It's magic.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Whoa what Look what.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I found A treasure.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
You didn't find it you guys were both sitting there
and she's just like that's goodfor you.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's a magical day.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You can't leave the box empty.
It's bad luck.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
He drops a turd in the box.
Jesus.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
What's wrong with you ?
Haven't you seen Indiana Joneskid?
You gotta put something ofequal weight and size.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
What are those?
They look like candy.
It's a magical day, there's noway.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
There's no way.
She wrote that.
No, no, no, she didn't write it, but it's a magical day.
There's no way.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
There's no way she wrote that this.
No, no, no, not, she didn'twrite it, but it's also.
It was such a magical day shehad to write.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
It's a magical day so where'd you just pull that
notebook from dear diary?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
ah, back into a mushroom mushroom.
I hope they explain thisbecause mushrooms are bad okay.
Hurry up, we're gonna be late,we're gonna miss the plane,
don't worry.
The plane's not gonna leavewithout us.
Oh yes, it will.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Oh yes, it will.
Have you ever been left beforein an airport?
Yeah, it's terrifying.
Where's Dylan?
Um, chris, we're waiting on you.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
You're like oh, my God.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Oh, that was cute.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
That's how people say goodbye.
Yeah, see ya.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Get in the car.
Yeah, get in here.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
And buckle your seatbelt Sitter.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Your mom used to make you feel like it was illegal to
like move in the back seat.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Or like turn the little light on.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Why.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I never heard from her or saw her again.
Oh.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
My life sucks oh.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Life's been hard on him since he left.
He did not age.
Well, what was that 40 yearsago, man?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Apparently, my phone isn't making any sound to
indicate that it's ringing, butI'll pick it up anyway.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Hi yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Are you on your way home?
Yeah, okay, he didn't evenrespond.
Yeah, just had to show thatit's him she's talking to.
Is he going to get hit by a car?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Don't know, guess we'll see no shot.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
He's about to get hit by a car.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Where did all those people come from?
Where did those shoes come from?
And then, they're gone.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Oh, he's going to get hit.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, dylan, oh, he's going to get hit.
Yeah, that was like some meangirls getting hit by a bus kind
of effects Shoot, did I hitsomebody?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
She's in the back seat.
Why are you even getting out?
You're in the back seat.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Why does it matter?
The driver's also not caring,he's just sitting there like
whoop.
I hit somebody oh my.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
God.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Okay, the thing is if you just hit somebody, why are
you getting out doing the sexywalk?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Oh, this is so hot, you just totally killed him.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Another one Add to the tally.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Is he dead?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
No, no, he's okay.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
It's the Rolls Royce that hit him.
I saw it, I'm a witness.
I saw it, I'm a witness.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I saw it.
Yeah, you're all right thereyou didn't need to see it.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
The Rolls Royce is right there dripping with blood,
Like obviously it was the RollsRoyce.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
That lucky secret dice is going to keep him alive,
is he?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
okay, oh, the little black cube.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Fateful finding.
Ah, I solved the movie.
It's over.
He's reaching for the phone.
Look, yeah, I'm here, honey.
What were you saying?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Sorry, I just have a bit of a head injury.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
He's got a slight migraine.
Grab the cube, you noob.
There you go.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh, there's the ghost fart.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Now he's restored.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
The mask is over the bandage.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
That's doing nothing it's because of global warming
those birds he's in criticalcondition unconscious and it
does not look good, tell me moredoctor.
What's even funnier is he justsat there looking down on him
yeah, and then he's in criticalcondition, unconscious.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
It's not looking good this fake crying no tears if
you needed to cry on a second.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
You cry like if if you needed to cry on a set can
you cry Like if you needed tocry for a scene.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh, you mean like my cue?
Yeah, I probably couldn't.
I could probably fake it withlike Channel it man.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I know I can cry right now.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Do it.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
I don't feel like sitting here like this, for the
next yeah.
Excuse me oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
So we're going to take his pulse, even though he's
hooked up to something thatcould exactly tell us his pulse.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
He is very weak Semi-comatose.
Thank you, he just said he wasunconscious.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I said I thought he was fully, fully, unconscious,
not comatose.
Thank you, he just said he wasunconscious.
I said I thought he was fullyunconscious, not comatose.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Also, hold on Walk with me, he needs plenty of rest
and quiet.
I think he's got plenty ofquiet.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I was going to say he's comatose.
That's not funny.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Oh yeah kiss the bandage lady, not my cheek,
that's actually exposed, butokay, so the girl moves right.
I never saw her again and she'sliterally local.
Yeah, so if you guys are suchgood friends, you never kept in
touch and she's clearly here,yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Oh, you think that's her's.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
She has the bracelet on oh, I didn't even notice see,
didn't even notice he ain'twatching the movie.
He ain't watching, got thedetails.
Man, open your eye.
Open your eye.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
You won't the timing of that was too perfect.
Uh, that's not that, that's notin him at all.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
The cube is coursing through my veins.
Release me.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, it's just taped , there's no needle or anything,
and the nose thing too, it'sjust.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
It's literally taped onto it that just looks like a
pamper, to be honest with you itdoes, it does, it does.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I'm just.
Did he not realize that that'snot?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
how those things work , they have to Exactly Go in
your nose bud.
Exactly, exactly, go in yournose bud.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Exactly.
I really hope that that gownstays closed here Show.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Show me that butt.
Is that a carpeted?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, hospitals do not have carpet.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
He wouldn't put his clothes back on.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Is that him?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
It's him.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Hmm.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
What.
You know, it's like the meme.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Who's in my shower intruder?
She's awfully calm about it.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah, hearing the shower going, oh my god, how
much is your head, holy crap whyis he still bleeding, is my
question.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Why are there chunks coming?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
off?
Why are like you're tappingyour toes in it?
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
What are you doing home?
You're supposed to be in ahospital.
I let myself out.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Please tell me, there's not more.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Help me, help me.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Help me.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Looks like a low budget version of Batman.
Hush, how many laptops, holycrap laptops.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah Well, he seems to be fine, so we're just going
to go with it.
It hurts.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone, akira, akira,akira.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
He's knocking over every laptop he owns oh, my head
I need to knock stuff over.
Where are my pills?
Surely they're in your breastpocket.
You know where you normallykeep them.
I'll get them for you nobody sofar, except for maybe the
doctor, none of the women inthis film so far, except for
maybe the doctor, none of thewomen in this film so far have
(13:48):
had on a bra.
This guy, neil, is a freak yeahhe wants to shoot a different
type of low budget film but, hedidn't have the courage to see
it through.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
I don't need these now why did you ask for them?
Where are my?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
pills.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I don't need them don , then why did you ask for them?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Where are my pills?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, I don't need them.
Don't do that Give them to me,didn't you just put them in your
pocket anyway?
What's he pouring out?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
No, Please don't tell me she's going to dig them out
of the toilet.
Look at that, like the stainson the side of the toilet there.
Could have at least scrubbed itRight.
If gonna be a camera.
Oh, she is gonna stick her handin there.
Oh, aren't those meant to be?
Lady, this thing controls hislife.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Wake up.
I'm calling to you.
We're in the trash bag, realmwhat are we?
Doing, neil?
What are we doing?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I'm the plot is.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
It really doesn't make any sense dr david s lee
psychotherapist, everypsychotherapist has a conference
room.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
It really doesn't make any sense.
Dr David S Lee, psychotherapist.
Every psychotherapist has aconference room, yeah with empty
chairs.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Who are those for the ?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
other personalities.
That was good that was good.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
I'm feeling less stable.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I'm mentally ill, Okay bye See, ya, I need bye.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
See ya, I need that part clipped.
I'm feeling less stable andjust walks out.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I need that.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Oh, all over the paperwork, all over the laptop
in your face, the hot coffee inyour face, on the side of your
face, that was injured.
So this is the alcoholiccharacter.
So we need to show that he's analcoholic by putting empty
bottles surrounding him.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
You care more about that car than yeah, Sarah,
because you never bang me.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
You would rather be drunk in here than with me.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
At least my car doesn't talk back Right now.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I still can't believe you're up and around so fast.
That is amazing.
It's brain damage.
It's brain damage Comatose.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Comatose.
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I'm hungry.
I can't wait for dinner.
I'm going to say that next timeI'm having a party or something
I'm hungry.
I can't wait for dinner.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I'm going to continue hacking into these government
systems to see what I can findout.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Who are you talking to, Neil?
Who are you talking to?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
He's suddenly hacking into government systems.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, it hasn't.
Is he a novelist or is hehacking?
Nice, oh, you finally got someNice side boob.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
It's quality side boob.
I mean Good job, neil, youfreak.
Is he going to cry?
This is just like Hold on, Ineed to show you this is me.
This is exactly what he feelslike, dr.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
David S Lee, psychotherapist, we're gonna do
that every time it's gonna shockthe world.
I've hacked into just about allthe information I need.
They have no idea it's gonnachange the world.
It's going to change the world,he's just saying this to
anybody.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
It's not even a secret.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
They have no idea.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I don't think they have any idea.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
You need to picture the guy in the corner.
They don't know that I'mhacking into the systems.
We all know he's hacking.
He won't shut up about it.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I'm done talking.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Really Like oh, just throw the laptop.
Screw these laptops, let's havesex, Forget all the paper.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Take your top off, forget the files, forget the
books, forget the hacking.
At least commit to it you knowthey're not committed.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Well, probably because she's like not into it.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
He should have just Hulkamania.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Ow.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I got a paper cut Stop Ow ow, you can tell she's
really like, like, trying to beinto it, but she's repulsed by
this dude.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
The next woman I date .
If we get into an argument, Ifully expect you to just start
trying to physically tear myshirt open.
Forget about the argument,let's just rip our clothes off.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Oh man, look at that kiss.
That's not a kiss between ahusband and wife, that's like a
kiss between cousins.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
That's how cousins kiss.
This is sponsored by Alabama,oh.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
So beautiful.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I can taste the pills on your lips.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
What if you went to therapy?
And this is what it was like.
Would you ever go back?
I'm gonna cancel my card.
What if you went to therapy?
And this is what it was like.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Would you ever go back?
It's in the wind.
I'm going to cancel my card.
Be careful.
This will be the last time wespeak.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Thank you for your time.
All my money is going to betransferred.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
She's got pills too.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Everybody's popping pills, everybody's popping pills
.
He's a drunk, she's poppingpills.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I just laid down, bro , what's up, I let you down.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
This is terrible Also can you imagine?
After an argument you sit downto apologize and she goes.
You didn't let me down, I'msorry.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Let's try and start over we both got problems look
at me, I'm about to take a shot,I think I think I'm beyond that
now is this her like trying tobe like high, or is this just
how she?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
acts I'm gonna get some fresh air.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
And another fifth of bourbon.
Fine, you go.
He's going to come back in andbe like you're always walking
around with your toes out andyour boobs.
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
It was hot at first, but I can't handle it anymore.
Stop it, I can only handle somuch.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
You're tempting me with something I can't have.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Again, just Every time.
Oh my god, now you're gonnacome back.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
I'm back.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Where's those pills?
Speaker 3 (20:44):
That's all she wants.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
That's all she's trying to do.
Give me the pills.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
She doesn't.
She's not really in love withhim, she's just wanting the
pills.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
You don't love me.
You want my oxy.
That grill's not even turned on.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
No, I'd like you to meet my fiancee, tim.
It's the doctor at the hospitalyeah, she's just carrying.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
It've been carrying for good luck.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
It's her and I like how she has aged maybe 12 years.
He's aged about 40.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
It's terrible.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Right in front of his wife and right in front of Tim
Poor Tim.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
I can't believe it's you.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
The cube is making me hack the government.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Oh, oh, oh.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Here comes Tim.
Well, well we're looking veryspecial today.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Get away from me, jim , you're drunk.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
You're drunk.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Oh, come on, Jim.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
It's like one of those infomercial like are you
tired of doing this?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
And then it's like knocking stuff over.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Oh yes, that's literally what he did.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
She's under 18.
Put this towel back on.
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
You can't do this, it's wrong.
That's what he's going to say.
Please stop, you can't do this.
Pretty much, pretty much.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Now, instead of just walking out when she looks into
the camera he won't allow it,stay from through the drink on.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah come on, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
I'm gonna shoot this damn car up full of holes.
Oh, she's gonna shoot the car,no, no.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Oh there he goes.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Wait, jim Jim.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
You killed him.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
I can't believe you committed suicide.
I cannot believe you committedsuicide.
How could you have done this?
How could you have committedsuicide?
Give him the cube, the cube.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Stop wiping your face .
That's so gross.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Goodbye friend Goodbye.
I drove him to suicide.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
I wouldn't sleep with him.
I couldn't have done anythingabout it.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
It was out of my hands, it was completely
helpless.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
I pushed him at the barbecue Over the edge, over the
edge.
He wasn't a bad person.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
He was just horny.
It's all my fault.
That's how I like to beremembered.
No, he wasn't a bad person.
He was just horny, I'm kiddingFamily friendly.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
No more, damn books no more books.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
It's laptop abuse.
I can't handle it.
Boop, I'm taking my hand.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
And that was the most awkward.
Like what, what?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
So are they doing it in the trash bag realm?
Is that what's happening?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Doing it in the cube A Neil Breen film.
Dr David S Lee, psychotherapist, doing it in the cube A Neil
Breen film.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Dr David S Lee, psychotherapist.
She's at home like oh, with hershirt, like that.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Let me just take half my shirt off and it'll make you
know I need you to really feelhow strung out I am.
Oh, they went back to the park.
Are they going to find themushroom?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
It's a magical day A mushroom.
Yeah, that's how I'm feelingabout this movie right now.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
At least Birdemic kept me captivated.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, this one's getting a little boring.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
It had two sides of two random storylines, but you
knew exactly like like I knowwhere we're at with it.
It doesn't make sense, but Iget where we're going.
Yeah, oh wait, no, I don't.
New plot this one is also solid.
Yeah, this is just likethrowing stuff at a dartboard oh
, oh I I am dead, his wife'sdead, and he's already moved on.
(26:02):
He's going to go home and belike, oh well.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It's what I wanted.
I wanted to leave you anyway.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
She's over there like oh no.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
See, they're kissing like cousins too.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Because none of them want to be touched by him.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
He's kissing them all .
Speaker 3 (26:18):
You imagine that poor like 18, 19-year year?
Old had to pretend like she waslike how you doing.
In her head she's like Takeyour top off.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Let's do it in front of the mushroom, pull them
titties out in the woods andshe's like you, pull your
titties out in the woods.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Now we both got our titties out in the woods.
Now we both got our titties outin the woods.
Emily, emily, I was justbanging in the woods.
No, my wife, emily, now he'sgonna call Amy she killed
herself.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Wake up.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Wake up, she's dead come on, wake up, shake it off
you got this all this time Ihaven't, and there he goes I've
hacked into the most secretgovernment and corporate nobody,
nobody knows, nobody Don't tellanyone.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
The last one I told died.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
So tread lightly, so watch out.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
This is the longest movie ever because it doesn't
make sense.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
These shots are just boring.
What are we doing?
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Anybody that can explain to me what this movie is
about and make it make sense,I'll give you $1,000 cash.
Yes, hello, secret governments.
It's time I'm here to exposeyour secrets and no one knows
that it's me, Dylan.
Dr Andrea is no longer here.
Yes, she is.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Looks like she is, oh , she's gonna.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
I want to be honest with all of you.
I've been hacking intogovernment and corporate systems
all over the country.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
The Neobreen press conference.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
All over the world, all over the world, and nobody
knows.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
So don't tell anyone.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
What I have found will shock you.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Hacking has never seen a hacker like me.
He's got the cube.
He's about to blow up thiswhite house.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Ah yes, let's see what he has to say.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
He has to say.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
He's hacked us.
Yes, here are the files andsupporting documents.
You're a liar.
No, it's the cube.
And supporting truths thefactual documents.
I'm afraid of going to prison.
They now know my crimes.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Here he goes.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Here he goes.
Oh, my God oh.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
I am resigning today as your senator Out of the
country.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
How's he going to off himself?
Many of fellow incompetentsenators must resign, now also
yes.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Kill yourselves, all of you, by release.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
How's he going to kill himself?
Goodbye, goodbye, in front ofall of you to kill himself.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Goodbye in front of all of you.
Today I am submitting myresignation as congresswoman.
Come on, brother insurancecompanies are about to be
indicted for crimes we'vecommitted.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Why are you talking like that?
You're making us look bad, youjust want to take a nap.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Let's just go to bed.
It's like you just found, oh myGod.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
You just found a way to draw this out in the longest
possible way.
I know?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Well, probably because he's like oh, this movie
is only about 60 minutes.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Let's flesh this out.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
You now have all the truths, the real truth.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
That's how I'm feeling On your own.
It's our only hope for thefuture, and they lived happily
ever after.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Come on, man Take your top off.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
I wish I could make a shirt with that quote on it,
because that is the best.
Ah, yes, my work is done.
They're just going to go livein the woods for the rest of
their lives, see ya.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Bye, but wait, there's more.
There's still 20 minutes offootage left.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Imagine Well, it's probably going to be a shot that
lasts forever, maybe not?
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Oh, thank God.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
This was a terrible movie.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
This made Birdemic actually look decent Like an.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Oscar winning film.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Like Birdemic was terrible because, well, the
acting was bad and the dirtyfeet and the poorly used
graphics.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
But at least like first half of the movie flowed
and made sense.
It was goofy but it made sense.
Yeah, threw in the plot twist.
The second half made sense.
They just didn't connect at allyeah not a single thing in this
made sense I don't nope a carhit.
If you go back to when he gothit by the car, chick comes out
(32:00):
stilettos, toes out tiny skirtlegs, all buttered up unbothered
big boobs, no bra.
It just comes out of the carlike oops, and then everybody
stands around.
It was, it was her she hit him,then he's in the hospital
looking like a freak or like,and then he's fine and his
(32:21):
wife's addicted to Whatever.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Any of the above listed companies in the credits
with an N or a B in their nameare fictitious.
This work was actually donepersonally by Neil Breen.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
What were we doing naked in the latex box room?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
None of it is explained.
And I think what was the bookbook, I think.
In interviews with uh, withneil, when they ask him, like
you know so, what was themeaning of this, what was the
meaning of this, his answer foreverything is always well, I
leave it up to the viewer tointerpret their own meaning.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Like that just means you don't have an answer, neil
you just put some stuff on itpretty much I didn't think we
could get much lower.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
No, that's a pretty lur A pretty lur the bar is
pretty lur.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
The bar is so lur.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
We're done, I'm out.
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