May 24, 2024 • 36 mins
05/24/2024
Botch Job Society
Episode 9: Purple Pain: Watching "The Amazing Bulk"
Ever found yourself inexplicably drawn to a movie so bad, it's good? Well, buckle up, because we're about to take you on a rollercoaster ride through the wonderfully wacky world of "The Amazing Bulk." Our latest podcast episode peels back the curtain on this low-budget spectacle that's a blatant spoof of Marvel's Hulk. From the bewildering CGI to the perplexing plot, join us as we navigate through a mugging on a CGI subway, a couch doubling as a crime scene, and a Neil Breen-esque moment that'll leave you scratching your head in delight.
[0:00] - Intro
[0:18] - Opening
[0:53] - Movie Introduction
[3:32] - Movie Begins
[5:40] - The Bulk Appears
[12:42] - Two Weirdos Enter
[14:22] - WTF
[18:36] - The Bulk is Born
[21:20] - Hank is Questioned
[24:02] - Best Part of the Movie!
[25:51] - Hank is Captured
[28:00] - WTF Pt. 2
[29:54] - 😳
[35:23] - Movie Finally Over
[36:12] - Closing
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Bodge Top Society is produced by Rock Opera Studios.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Love it.
Oh yeah, that's a good slate.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
You know that's going to be the intro now.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
This one here.
Let me tell you what he's afailure, can you see?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
how maybe it would have been a failure.
We're back at it with the badmovies.
We just can't get enough.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It's just so much fun .
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, it's like.
You know how they say it's likea car crash, because you can't
look away.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's kind of what these are.
The film I have for you todayis called the Amazing Bulk.
Okay, so this is not one thatI've seen, so this will
definitely be going incompletely blind and not having
any idea.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So this was from 2012 .
Directed by this guy namedLouis Schoenbrun.
I don't know how to pronounceit.
Sorry, louis, but maybe not.
I'm sorry because your movie isprobably terrible.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Or not.
You're bad, get good.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Plus ratio.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
So in this film, based on the title, you could
probably guess what it'ssupposed to be ripping off the
Amazing Bulk.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Synonyms for amazing maybe include incredible Bulk
being Hulk.
I just want to know why bulk?
Because of the mind, I mean.
I guess if you're bulky you'relike you know.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, it's a little weird, that's all you can get.
So the movie follows ascientist named Dr Henry Hank
Howard.
He creates a serum intended toincrease muscle mass and
strength, and after he tests iton himself, he transforms into
the creature um that they callthe bulk.
Now that sounds rather familiar.
Um no surprise, though, but ithas gained a cult following,
(02:20):
obviously among the bad cinemauh crowd.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
So do you think we're a part of that crowd officially
?
Yet I don't know yet.
How do we get to the top of thetotem pole of bad cinema fan
club?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
probably watch all of them, although we haven't seen
the room, which is like the umgateway drug for bad movies.
But there's okay.
I don't know if I'm gonna putthis in the episode, but there's
a reason why.
Make sure to subscribe, youknow, please.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Maybe watching the thumbs up and the bell, so you
get notified and then subscribewe've got you know what over 100
something instagram followersand only 20 subscribers.
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Really want to give me support.
Watch the video and then, ifyou're going to watch it, have
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It takes so long to edit these.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Just click the little .
You know what I mean.
Like subscribe button Easy,like my type sounds.
So what's even funnier aboutthis is that Universal had the
distribution rights for Hulk foryears.
Which one?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh, you mean just in general.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, like the property itself, Right, whose
title card usually looks justlike this For years which one,
oh, you mean just in general.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, like the property itself.
Ah right, whose?
Title card usually looks justlike this yeah, I don't know.
I would say that looks terrible.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, just right off the bat, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Okay, I have a theory now that this person knows what
they're doing.
Yeah, and that they are doingthis on purpose, which is going
to make it not as much fun forme.
I feel like Right.
We'll see.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
The first one I might have given you, but this one it
was intentional and it even hadthe slight drum roll at the
beginning, and then you changedit.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Oh my gosh, Okay, yeah this is intentional.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
He got us.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's so, I don't know .
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Okay, but what movie has ever been brought to you by
Universal Fox Studios?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
and Paramount, all three, yeah, doesn't make any
sense.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
What else is left, mgm?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Label Productions Lewis Shunberg, also in Comic
Sans.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Right, the most serious font of Comic Sans.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Right, the most serious font of them all.
This is going to be so just.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
This looks like the old 90s Spider-Man cartoon like
yeah, just waiting for him toswing by.
Go ahead and edit Spider-Manswinging through the city, right
there.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Spider-Man.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
She blends in with the green screen well, though.
Well, she looks eight feet tallin some shots, but you know,
she's about as tall as thatwindow.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Ah, I'm gonna walk down three different streets in
three different shots.
What, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Whoa, no way.
It's like running away like atoddler.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Mommy, I threw up.
Why are you so?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
thick.
I thought the bulk was gonnasave her away.
Like a toddler, mommy, I threwup why are you so thick?
I thought the bulk was going tosave her, nah.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
See, in this version he's just useless.
He just watches crimes hedoesn't prevent them.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Oh, no Time to go.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Hmm, hmm, seems to be a dead hooker.
Hey Lisa, take a look at this.
What do you make of it?
But it's purple.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I never saw purple blood before.
Yeah well, this whole crimescene is one big mystery, now,
ain't it?
Did the examiners find anyother possessions?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Just this, it was lying next to the suspected
mugger.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
That's definitely the real guy's ID, and they're just
covering up his name.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
You don't want to give away anything.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, who the hell is this?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It's me, but I bet we're gonna find out soon enough
.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Oh, I thought she said it's me when he said who
the hell?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
is this.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I thought she said it's me but no, she said it
beats me Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
One day earlier.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
All right, let's see how this whole thing started.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You can't even do a real classroom, bro.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
No, what is that face he's making?
Look like this, me, me.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Every time Look like that fish from Spiderman.
No CGI rat.
Maybe the bulk is the rat.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I hope so Way more interesting Ew.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Fingers are gross, not as bad as that girl's feet
in bird box or whatever it wasbirdemic sim is a 235 before him
wow, there's a site for soreeyes.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Hi sam, they just let anybody into the lab.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, huh.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
With who he's just in the room just laughing with
himself.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
His little notepad.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
They're just sitting in two folding chairs.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I know, literally.
I remember the last time youwent on a date running in the
park.
He could touch you right now.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I caught you.
I don't know fake laughing.
Let's do do your best.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
fake laugh, it's pretty convincing stupid
remember when we spoke of havingchildren, of course, when we're
married right when we'remarried that's the way to do it.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Good job, man.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah, respectable young man.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I'm not pregnant.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
She's ready for the amazing bowl.
That clearly tells me that youaren't pregnant.
No, no, that's not it at all.
It was just, oh, you bet.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It was right there.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, it's too easy.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
And she brought up having children again.
What did you say this time?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Well, I told her the truth.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I'm sterile.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I shoot blanks.
Huh, it ain't going to happen.
Sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Greetings Billy number 237.
Lucky 237.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Greetings Billy number 237.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Lucky 237.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
So have 236 other rats just disappeared Pretty
much.
At what point did you say maybethis isn't working.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
What is this montage?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Put some bacon soda in it.
I want to see something fizz up.
Maybe it'll work, I don't know.
Only one way to find out 237.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Bye, don't, don't Count backwards from ten.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
No more failures.
I'm a real actor.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
You know who would have killed this role?
Who?
Hayden Christensen?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
It's not fair.
It's not just the men.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
The rats keep disappearing, master.
I just don't understand why thewhole movie has.
I wish I had somebody thatexcited to see me.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
He barely got to say hello.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Come here Are these for me?
Look at these little tinyflowers.
Oh, they're so cute.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I hate dust.
I don't want it building up inmy home.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Who are you talking to, dude?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
The PTSD is really gonna hi daddy, you let dust
build up and before you know it,you've got an army of dust
bunnies plotting to take overbeautiful flowers.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Where did you get those from our garden?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
no, daddy hank brought them you know what's
even more annoying, what generaldarwin is supposed to be.
You know that isaddeus Ross.
Yeah yeah, Literally mustacheand everything like.
He's just.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, what is this Just funny.
They're just walking in place,they're not moving.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Does Henry live in a castle?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Who is this?
Why is there a dog?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
This just pissed me off.
Man Wrap it up Ha.
Oh spooky Phil, that's the bulk.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I get so lonely waiting for you Bah.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
What have you been warned of?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Oh, that's right, I forgot what is this.
I'm like, I'm not even likeamused, I'm just baffled.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I'm confused.
Why does he have guards in thecastle?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, so you're going to choose a dog?
War over me, sir.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Is the black guy going?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
to get it.
It's always got to be us.
There he goes.
Oh, now he's a skeleton.
Okay, that's why they have thespears and the shields, because
the skeleton asset had it.
So he's like oh, we got to, wehave to be consistent.
So stupid.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Would you like something big?
Yes, would you like somethingbig?
Yes, would you like somethinghard?
Yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Disgusted.
Why is there a monkey?
Why is there a monkey?
Why is there a?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
monkey.
Why is there a monkey?
Why is there a?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
monkey with a spaceship.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Then why don't you push the?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
button my leapson.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I don't know if I can , I want to.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I want to, but it's such a big button.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I don't know if I can .
I'm such a tainty little woman.
I hate these people.
I hate these people.
I hate these people.
I hate this movie already.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
We're only like 20 minutes in.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I know we're done.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
This is so stupid.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah, Okay.
So we were led to believe thatthey were going to be doing it,
but now she really just wasgetting off to blowing people up
, which, honestly, I'm relieved.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I'd rather watch her getting off by blowing stuff up
than have to even touch thesubject of them being intimate.
Agreed.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Oh, there they go again.
Who did they blow up this time,you think?
I hope it's us.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Russia I hope it's us , russia, I hope it's us.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Oh no, the missile is coming and I bet you this has
no like this is gonna, oh whatwhat st louis it's coming for us
Drop the nuke please.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Oh no, where'd he come from?
Oh is it the same guy from thebeginning, I just Do you have to
(16:40):
be like Nut to butt with yourchin on my shoulder?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
to rob me, bro, you can have this money.
I promise you Just get off me,but like you don't have to
sexually assault me.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
We really can just go through one crime at a time.
Yeah, that makes it even worse.
He's not even that close to him.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I know His body is back, but he.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah, yes, my nose.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Again, he has a car.
Why were they on the subway?
If he had just taken the car,he would have been mugged.
Problem solved Movie over.
I solved it.
I solved everything.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Oh, he's going fast oh my god hank is ready to get
her home, all right get out andget out of my god I've had
enough.
I'm just gonna say this now foryou and for the people yeah, if
I'm on a date and I get muggedwhile on that date, the way in
which that woman will never seeme again, like I feel like
(17:40):
that's the ultimate ick.
Yeah, you just gotta standthere like straight face and be
like nah, you can't have it.
And then the robber's justgonna be like I gotta respect it
Say less.
Getting robbed in front of awoman.
Come on, man.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Stand up for yourself , couldn't?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
be me, couldn't be me , couldn't be me.
Oh, that plant's about to gostupid, watch, watch, you're
wrong.
Nope, nope, nope, not so fast,what, what?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
What God it worked.
I really hate this sound effecttransition the sizzle.
Yeah, there he goes.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
To go from putting it in a plant to shooting it like
heroin is kind of crazy.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
I'm not going to lie to you.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
It's very crazy.
He didn't even tap the vein ortie it off.
Not that I know anything abouttaking drugs, I promise.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
But I'm just saying, if you're gonna, inject yourself
.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
maybe make sure you catch the vein Right.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Or also, whatever you're injecting into yourself
isn't gonna kill you.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I am now debulked.
He's dead.
And purple, yet debulked, yetYet, oh my gosh.
Or it's a tornado when you turninto the book.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Why is the table moving like that?
Oh there he is, there he isNice old sausage fingers Love it
.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
He's walking down the same streets as the hooker.
I know Verbatim, so he wasalready in that alley waiting
and then bulked out, and thenbulked out, frame for frame.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
They're doing the exact same thing, I know Well.
Because they have no otherassets, they're like oh, we're
just gonna reuse them.
You couldn't use it in adifferent order?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
No, of course not.
You like Suck on this.
Instead, look at no stop.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Leave her alone.
Come on, don't act like you'venever done it before and then
his gun changes to a revolver Iknow and it.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I want to see what the bulk did to him.
Oh, no, oh the bulk got tats.
Wait a second.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
He ran away before, but now he's like back to normal
and naked.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Whistle rain, you bastard.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
He sold that.
He's not going to still havethat.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
He sold that oh did he bulk back out and then run?
Oh, we must be.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Seriously, he looks like running, like a little
child.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
It looks like you're running, like there's no toilet
paper in the bathroom and you'rerunning to the linen closet to
grab something, or that littlescurry you're trying to do like
you're butt naked and you needto get in the shower but you
forgot something You're like ohexcuse me, I hope nobody looks
outside.
That's how it ties in.
You stole my engagement ring.
(21:00):
Sold it to these shysty guys.
They tried to take it to CountFat Dracula, and now we have an
issue.
Right, that was a wild dream,wasn't a dream?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Hank.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Your rent's overdue pal.
We're going to evict you.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I seriously can't get over this face that he's
constantly making.
Why did we need that shot inthere?
Sorry, a little crotch shot.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Yeah.
Trying to see the amazing bulk.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
When were you born?
He's just getting around Greatjoke.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
October 20th, 19.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I thank you for delivering this Thought.
I'd never see it again.
Where'd you find it?
A better question is How'd youlose?
It.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I got robbed.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah.
Why are they so suspicious?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
I see, yeah, I was with my girlfriend and we were
at the amusement park.
Then we caught the subway and aguy popped out of nowhere and
robbed us at gunpoint, I see.
So where'd you find it?
There was a double homicide.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
I'm so bored, this is boring.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I feel like it would be better if they didn't have
98% CGI backgrounds.
Agreed It'd be a little easierfor me to be like okay, I care,
Every single shot is a personpasted over a microsoft paint
background yeah and that'sthat's the issue here well it's.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
It's like when they do this kind of thing, it's
funny.
The first time you see ityou're like, oh my gosh,
everything's a cgi backgroundbut then you're like after the
first five minutes, like allright, I'm over it.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, something ain't right about that guy.
That's a couch.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I just noticed that that literally looks like a
couch.
Spit it out, will, ya.
I didn't get this from thepeanut butter and jelly sandwich
I had for lunch today.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Oh no, Where'd you get it?
I'll call for backup.
I'll call for backup.
I'll call for backup.
10-4, we got a.
We got the incredible I meanthe amazing bulk in our sights.
He's at the crime scene rightnow, Walking around in pajama
pants and a white beard at thecrime scene.
Seems real suspicious.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Also, why did he go back, Whoa?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
whoa wait, it's not what it looks like, like I said,
they always come back to theseat of the crime I caught him.
I don't think that'd be a goodidea.
You don't want to do that.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I would have shot him three times already I know,
dude, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Are you okay?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Oh brother, this is dog water.
Hey, he looks like me when Iget out of the shower.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
I love the face that the Bok makes where he's like.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Stop, don't shoot me.
Don't shoot me, stop.
Wait, no, stop, don't shoot me,stop.
Wait no Stop.
I love the guards explodingBoom.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Like they weigh nothing.
It's the little like prissy run.
I know he's run back and forththat same alley three different
times, in three differentdirections.
Yeah, excuse me, minivan, howthe hell do you get out of this
city, all the streets look thesame.
Kill her, kill her.
(24:57):
Do it bulk, do it Kill her.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yes, listen, kill her , kill her, do it bulk do it.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yes, I love that.
Her reaction was just like likeyou know how people do voguing
she just like pin drops intodying, just oh fabulous serve
what.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
That's just the bald guy.
That's literally it.
It's just the bald guy.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
My tummy hurts, freeze.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
You, son of a bitch.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
He was gonna shoot him point blank I just got
lightheaded.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
What the hell?
Oh, this is crazy, man.
I still can't get over thepurple bald guy out of nowhere.
Ha, give me that.
Give me that, darwin.
What are you doing here?
What's?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
up Doc.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha what?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
What's going?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
on.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I'm laughing, but it's pain on the inside.
This is pain.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
He's about ten feet tall.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
This isn't the porn I ordered.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
I'm a monster.
I can't conform to societyBecause I know what it's like.
I know what triggers the beastinside of me.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I killed them, I killed them all, I slaughtered
them like animals.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
And not just the men, but the women.
The children too.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Master you know what to do, right?
Yeah, I'm all set.
Good luck, hey, thanks, okay,get ready to drop.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Oh, right, right, right yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
He didn't even bulk out.
He just no, no superherolanding anything In the spooky
forest with all the bats.
I'll be there in no time.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah, what oh my man?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
So you walk through a stormy forest, Across a golf
course.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Okay, it's time to get angry.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
I almost soiled myself.
Poop my pants.
Hey, can one of you guys saysomething really mean?
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
That's gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I love that.
It's his like professionalLinkedIn headshot.
That guy's a school principalor something like that.
I hate my father-in-law To bethat kinda hurts.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
I hate my father-in-law to be that kind of
hurts.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
All right, let me tell you something.
Let me tell you Hold on, comehere.
Let me tell you something hey,where you going.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
That is exactly the no come here.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
What the heck?
Nah, I'm behind the roller whogonna get you Me?
Or the rock?
Let me tell you something.
Who gonna get you?
Oh, gotcha, let me tell yousomething.
Oh, excuse me, wait one moment,hold on, come here.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Oh my gosh, not the book.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Hold on, come here.
Oh my gosh, not the book.
Hold on, come here, nephew.
Let me tell you something.
Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo,
yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo,yahoo, yahoo Yahoo.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yahoo, yahoo, you about to get this incredible
bunk.
Baby girl, is that you?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
baby.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
That's where you've been spending your free time.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
At the gym.
I know you lied, I was justplaying.
You've grown since the lasttime we played.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Oh my gosh, this is historic.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Get your hands off the bulk.
I mean this one, you alreadytouched it.
I know Might as well.
Just you know, Come on, It'llmake me transform what.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
What is this?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Yeah, you touch it next, punk, you're next.
Spare my life.
I'm a terrorist, please.
Yeah, it's done.
Can I marry your daughter now?
Oh, they're about to bomb.
I knew it.
I got distracted by us about tosay something about the way
(30:54):
they say the name.
I was just going to say no,they're going to nuke him.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
What are you doing?
Why are you trying to bomb me?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I did what you said, dude.
I was lying.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
You know what, though ?
I'm almost convinced that thisguy is the one who took it the
most seriously.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
You know, I mean he's in character.
Yeah, he's probably a jerk.
For all three days it took themto film this.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
It's like that one kid when you did a like a group
project and everyone's goofingoff.
And then there's that one kid.
That's like you guys, didn'tyou take this more seriously?
This is our grade come on, guys, yeah I care about my grade,
and it's not individual gradestoo.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
We're being graded as a group I love the moments in
our episode where we just startsaying things that we know
aren't gonna be in the video.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
What is going on?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
oh, come here, I'm gonna get you.
You can't stop me in this tank,I'm gonna flip it over.
His steps are on beat, I know.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
I'm just gonna say this f*** this movie.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
It's so stupid, y'all got pirates shooting at him too
.
See, this is the director?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
The director's just buying all of these stock things
and like how can I string thesetogether into a story?
Oh, now Zeus is after him.
What is going on?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
God himself can't stop me from going to Rowdy's.
Yeah, like how much longer canwe?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
A full 10 minutes of this.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Okay, now, mind you, whether we want to put this in
the final or not.
We had a quick break and therewas 26 minutes left.
We've just watched at least 5minutes of CGI footage, with no
real.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
It's felt like 45.
I'm a gecko, I am a gecko.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
I am a gecko.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
I am a gecko.
Nope, never mind, let me redoit, I am a gecko.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I'm sorry if I'm not being funny in this episode, but
I'm genuinely I'm just beingfunny in this episode, but I'm
just being honest with you itain't s*** funny.
I'm genuinely angry about thismovie.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
We got him what's wrong?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
How did you get in here?
His dad's a dick Like hey,what's wrong sweetheart, did I
ruin your life?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
I'm so stressed.
I broke into your house, but Ihad to see you, hank.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Hank, you're alive.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
At least they have convincing kisses yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Not like Neil Breen.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
They might actually date in real life yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I wouldn't be surprised if they were.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Whereas Neil Breen Look at them on these little
dumbass green chairs.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
You.
It can't be.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
You're dead Not me in my polo.
Let's fight outside under thestrobe lights.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Daddy, get off of him .
How old is she?
Get your hand off my lights.
Daddy get off of him.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
How old is she?
Get your hand off my neck,daddy.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
He about to bulk out.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Not that I think, oh no, he's dead.
They're both dead.
You have no idea what I'd giveto to your face shut up, bitch
you know what, though?
Literally she was right beforehe died.
She was like how dare youaccuse my father, yeah, and then
(34:42):
he immediately choked me yeahokay, I forgot about this guy.
Serves you, right?
You?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
son of a bitch, yep.
Well, drink this.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
The amazing bulk ain't taking no mess.
He gonna snatch that littlepita wacker right off.
Yup, come here.
Come here what you say.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Man, hell no.
Thanks for joining us, guys.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
I hope I don't ever watch anything like that,
because that was garbage.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
You know full disclosure for those at home.
I had slight input on what weshould watch and if I knew then
what I know now, you never wouldwatch this episode.
I'm just going to be honest.
So for those at home Iapologize, and to my live studio
audience, I'm sorry.
Outro Music.
Bodge Top Society is produced by Rock Opera Studios.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Love it.
Oh yeah, that's a good slate.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
You know that's going to be the intro now.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
This one here.
Let me tell you what he's afailure, can you see?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
how maybe it would have been a failure.
We're back at it with the badmovies.
We just can't get enough.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It's just so much fun .
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, it's like.
You know how they say it's likea car crash, because you can't
look away.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's kind of what these are.
The film I have for you todayis called the Amazing Bulk.
Okay, so this is not one thatI've seen, so this will
definitely be going incompletely blind and not having
any idea.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So this was from 2012 .
Directed by this guy namedLouis Schoenbrun.
I don't know how to pronounceit.
Sorry, louis, but maybe not.
I'm sorry because your movie isprobably terrible.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Or not.
You're bad, get good.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Plus ratio.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
So in this film, based on the title, you could
probably guess what it'ssupposed to be ripping off the
Amazing Bulk.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Synonyms for amazing maybe include incredible Bulk
being Hulk.
I just want to know why bulk?
Because of the mind, I mean.
I guess if you're bulky you'relike you know.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, it's a little weird, that's all you can get.
So the movie follows ascientist named Dr Henry Hank
Howard.
He creates a serum intended toincrease muscle mass and
strength, and after he tests iton himself, he transforms into
the creature um that they callthe bulk.
Now that sounds rather familiar.
Um no surprise, though, but ithas gained a cult following,
(02:20):
obviously among the bad cinemauh crowd.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
So do you think we're a part of that crowd officially
?
Yet I don't know yet.
How do we get to the top of thetotem pole of bad cinema fan
club?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
probably watch all of them, although we haven't seen
the room, which is like the umgateway drug for bad movies.
But there's okay.
I don't know if I'm gonna putthis in the episode, but there's
a reason why.
Make sure to subscribe, youknow, please.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Maybe watching the thumbs up and the bell, so you
get notified and then subscribewe've got you know what over 100
something instagram followersand only 20 subscribers.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
If, if you're not subscribed, you should be.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Come on, it doesn't hurt you at all.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
It's free.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And if you're following us and not watching
the YouTube, you're kind of aweirdo, because for what If you?
Really want to give me support.
Watch the video and then, ifyou're going to watch it, have
the decency to like it.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Please.
It takes so long to edit these.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Just click the little .
You know what I mean.
Like subscribe button Easy,like my type sounds.
So what's even funnier aboutthis is that Universal had the
distribution rights for Hulk foryears.
Which one?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh, you mean just in general.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, like the property itself, Right, whose
title card usually looks justlike this For years which one,
oh, you mean just in general.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, like the property itself.
Ah right, whose?
Title card usually looks justlike this yeah, I don't know.
I would say that looks terrible.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, just right off the bat, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Okay, I have a theory now that this person knows what
they're doing.
Yeah, and that they are doingthis on purpose, which is going
to make it not as much fun forme.
I feel like Right.
We'll see.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
The first one I might have given you, but this one it
was intentional and it even hadthe slight drum roll at the
beginning, and then you changedit.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Oh my gosh, Okay, yeah this is intentional.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
He got us.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's so, I don't know .
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Okay, but what movie has ever been brought to you by
Universal Fox Studios?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
and Paramount, all three, yeah, doesn't make any
sense.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
What else is left, mgm?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Label Productions Lewis Shunberg, also in Comic
Sans.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Right, the most serious font of Comic Sans.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Right, the most serious font of them all.
This is going to be so just.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
This looks like the old 90s Spider-Man cartoon like
yeah, just waiting for him toswing by.
Go ahead and edit Spider-Manswinging through the city, right
there.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Spider-Man.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
She blends in with the green screen well, though.
Well, she looks eight feet tallin some shots, but you know,
she's about as tall as thatwindow.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Ah, I'm gonna walk down three different streets in
three different shots.
What, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Whoa, no way.
It's like running away like atoddler.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Mommy, I threw up.
Why are you so?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
thick.
I thought the bulk was gonnasave her away.
Like a toddler, mommy, I threwup why are you so thick?
I thought the bulk was going tosave her, nah.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
See, in this version he's just useless.
He just watches crimes hedoesn't prevent them.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Oh, no Time to go.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Hmm, hmm, seems to be a dead hooker.
Hey Lisa, take a look at this.
What do you make of it?
But it's purple.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I never saw purple blood before.
Yeah well, this whole crimescene is one big mystery, now,
ain't it?
Did the examiners find anyother possessions?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Just this, it was lying next to the suspected
mugger.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
That's definitely the real guy's ID, and they're just
covering up his name.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
You don't want to give away anything.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, who the hell is this?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It's me, but I bet we're gonna find out soon enough
.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Oh, I thought she said it's me when he said who
the hell?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
is this.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I thought she said it's me but no, she said it
beats me Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
One day earlier.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
All right, let's see how this whole thing started.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You can't even do a real classroom, bro.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
No, what is that face he's making?
Look like this, me, me.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Every time Look like that fish from Spiderman.
No CGI rat.
Maybe the bulk is the rat.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I hope so Way more interesting Ew.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Fingers are gross, not as bad as that girl's feet
in bird box or whatever it wasbirdemic sim is a 235 before him
wow, there's a site for soreeyes.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Hi sam, they just let anybody into the lab.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, huh.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
With who he's just in the room just laughing with
himself.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
His little notepad.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
They're just sitting in two folding chairs.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I know, literally.
I remember the last time youwent on a date running in the
park.
He could touch you right now.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I caught you.
I don't know fake laughing.
Let's do do your best.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
fake laugh, it's pretty convincing stupid
remember when we spoke of havingchildren, of course, when we're
married right when we'remarried that's the way to do it.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Good job, man.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah, respectable young man.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I'm not pregnant.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
She's ready for the amazing bowl.
That clearly tells me that youaren't pregnant.
No, no, that's not it at all.
It was just, oh, you bet.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It was right there.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, it's too easy.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
And she brought up having children again.
What did you say this time?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Well, I told her the truth.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I'm sterile.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I shoot blanks.
Huh, it ain't going to happen.
Sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Greetings Billy number 237.
Lucky 237.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Greetings Billy number 237.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Lucky 237.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
So have 236 other rats just disappeared Pretty
much.
At what point did you say maybethis isn't working.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
What is this montage?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Put some bacon soda in it.
I want to see something fizz up.
Maybe it'll work, I don't know.
Only one way to find out 237.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Bye, don't, don't Count backwards from ten.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
No more failures.
I'm a real actor.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
You know who would have killed this role?
Who?
Hayden Christensen?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
It's not fair.
It's not just the men.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
The rats keep disappearing, master.
I just don't understand why thewhole movie has.
I wish I had somebody thatexcited to see me.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
He barely got to say hello.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Come here Are these for me?
Look at these little tinyflowers.
Oh, they're so cute.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I hate dust.
I don't want it building up inmy home.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Who are you talking to, dude?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
The PTSD is really gonna hi daddy, you let dust
build up and before you know it,you've got an army of dust
bunnies plotting to take overbeautiful flowers.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Where did you get those from our garden?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
no, daddy hank brought them you know what's
even more annoying, what generaldarwin is supposed to be.
You know that isaddeus Ross.
Yeah yeah, Literally mustacheand everything like.
He's just.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, what is this Just funny.
They're just walking in place,they're not moving.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Does Henry live in a castle?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Who is this?
Why is there a dog?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
This just pissed me off.
Man Wrap it up Ha.
Oh spooky Phil, that's the bulk.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I get so lonely waiting for you Bah.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
What have you been warned of?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Oh, that's right, I forgot what is this.
I'm like, I'm not even likeamused, I'm just baffled.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I'm confused.
Why does he have guards in thecastle?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, so you're going to choose a dog?
War over me, sir.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Is the black guy going?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
to get it.
It's always got to be us.
There he goes.
Oh, now he's a skeleton.
Okay, that's why they have thespears and the shields, because
the skeleton asset had it.
So he's like oh, we got to, wehave to be consistent.
So stupid.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Would you like something big?
Yes, would you like somethingbig?
Yes, would you like somethinghard?
Yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Disgusted.
Why is there a monkey?
Why is there a monkey?
Why is there a?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
monkey.
Why is there a monkey?
Why is there a?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
monkey with a spaceship.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Then why don't you push the?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
button my leapson.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I don't know if I can , I want to.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I want to, but it's such a big button.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I don't know if I can .
I'm such a tainty little woman.
I hate these people.
I hate these people.
I hate these people.
I hate this movie already.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
We're only like 20 minutes in.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I know we're done.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
This is so stupid.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah, Okay.
So we were led to believe thatthey were going to be doing it,
but now she really just wasgetting off to blowing people up
, which, honestly, I'm relieved.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I'd rather watch her getting off by blowing stuff up
than have to even touch thesubject of them being intimate.
Agreed.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Oh, there they go again.
Who did they blow up this time,you think?
I hope it's us.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Russia I hope it's us , russia, I hope it's us.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Oh no, the missile is coming and I bet you this has
no like this is gonna, oh whatwhat st louis it's coming for us
Drop the nuke please.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Oh no, where'd he come from?
Oh is it the same guy from thebeginning, I just Do you have to
(16:40):
be like Nut to butt with yourchin on my shoulder?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
to rob me, bro, you can have this money.
I promise you Just get off me,but like you don't have to
sexually assault me.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
We really can just go through one crime at a time.
Yeah, that makes it even worse.
He's not even that close to him.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I know His body is back, but he.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah, yes, my nose.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Again, he has a car.
Why were they on the subway?
If he had just taken the car,he would have been mugged.
Problem solved Movie over.
I solved it.
I solved everything.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Oh, he's going fast oh my god hank is ready to get
her home, all right get out andget out of my god I've had
enough.
I'm just gonna say this now foryou and for the people yeah, if
I'm on a date and I get muggedwhile on that date, the way in
which that woman will never seeme again, like I feel like
(17:40):
that's the ultimate ick.
Yeah, you just gotta standthere like straight face and be
like nah, you can't have it.
And then the robber's justgonna be like I gotta respect it
Say less.
Getting robbed in front of awoman.
Come on, man.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Stand up for yourself , couldn't?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
be me, couldn't be me , couldn't be me.
Oh, that plant's about to gostupid, watch, watch, you're
wrong.
Nope, nope, nope, not so fast,what, what?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
What God it worked.
I really hate this sound effecttransition the sizzle.
Yeah, there he goes.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
To go from putting it in a plant to shooting it like
heroin is kind of crazy.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
I'm not going to lie to you.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
It's very crazy.
He didn't even tap the vein ortie it off.
Not that I know anything abouttaking drugs, I promise.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
But I'm just saying, if you're gonna, inject yourself
.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
maybe make sure you catch the vein Right.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Or also, whatever you're injecting into yourself
isn't gonna kill you.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I am now debulked.
He's dead.
And purple, yet debulked, yetYet, oh my gosh.
Or it's a tornado when you turninto the book.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Why is the table moving like that?
Oh there he is, there he isNice old sausage fingers Love it
.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
He's walking down the same streets as the hooker.
I know Verbatim, so he wasalready in that alley waiting
and then bulked out, and thenbulked out, frame for frame.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
They're doing the exact same thing, I know Well.
Because they have no otherassets, they're like oh, we're
just gonna reuse them.
You couldn't use it in adifferent order?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
No, of course not.
You like Suck on this.
Instead, look at no stop.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Leave her alone.
Come on, don't act like you'venever done it before and then
his gun changes to a revolver Iknow and it.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I want to see what the bulk did to him.
Oh, no, oh the bulk got tats.
Wait a second.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
He ran away before, but now he's like back to normal
and naked.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Whistle rain, you bastard.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
He sold that.
He's not going to still havethat.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
He sold that oh did he bulk back out and then run?
Oh, we must be.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Seriously, he looks like running, like a little
child.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
It looks like you're running, like there's no toilet
paper in the bathroom and you'rerunning to the linen closet to
grab something, or that littlescurry you're trying to do like
you're butt naked and you needto get in the shower but you
forgot something You're like ohexcuse me, I hope nobody looks
outside.
That's how it ties in.
You stole my engagement ring.
(21:00):
Sold it to these shysty guys.
They tried to take it to CountFat Dracula, and now we have an
issue.
Right, that was a wild dream,wasn't a dream?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Hank.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Your rent's overdue pal.
We're going to evict you.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I seriously can't get over this face that he's
constantly making.
Why did we need that shot inthere?
Sorry, a little crotch shot.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Yeah.
Trying to see the amazing bulk.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
When were you born?
He's just getting around Greatjoke.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
October 20th, 19.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I thank you for delivering this Thought.
I'd never see it again.
Where'd you find it?
A better question is How'd youlose?
It.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I got robbed.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah.
Why are they so suspicious?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
I see, yeah, I was with my girlfriend and we were
at the amusement park.
Then we caught the subway and aguy popped out of nowhere and
robbed us at gunpoint, I see.
So where'd you find it?
There was a double homicide.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
I'm so bored, this is boring.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I feel like it would be better if they didn't have
98% CGI backgrounds.
Agreed It'd be a little easierfor me to be like okay, I care,
Every single shot is a personpasted over a microsoft paint
background yeah and that'sthat's the issue here well it's.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
It's like when they do this kind of thing, it's
funny.
The first time you see ityou're like, oh my gosh,
everything's a cgi backgroundbut then you're like after the
first five minutes, like allright, I'm over it.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, something ain't right about that guy.
That's a couch.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I just noticed that that literally looks like a
couch.
Spit it out, will, ya.
I didn't get this from thepeanut butter and jelly sandwich
I had for lunch today.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Oh no, Where'd you get it?
I'll call for backup.
I'll call for backup.
I'll call for backup.
10-4, we got a.
We got the incredible I meanthe amazing bulk in our sights.
He's at the crime scene rightnow, Walking around in pajama
pants and a white beard at thecrime scene.
Seems real suspicious.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Also, why did he go back, Whoa?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
whoa wait, it's not what it looks like, like I said,
they always come back to theseat of the crime I caught him.
I don't think that'd be a goodidea.
You don't want to do that.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I would have shot him three times already I know,
dude, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Are you okay?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Oh brother, this is dog water.
Hey, he looks like me when Iget out of the shower.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
I love the face that the Bok makes where he's like.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Stop, don't shoot me.
Don't shoot me, stop.
Wait, no, stop, don't shoot me,stop.
Wait no Stop.
I love the guards explodingBoom.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Like they weigh nothing.
It's the little like prissy run.
I know he's run back and forththat same alley three different
times, in three differentdirections.
Yeah, excuse me, minivan, howthe hell do you get out of this
city, all the streets look thesame.
Kill her, kill her.
(24:57):
Do it bulk, do it Kill her.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yes, listen, kill her , kill her, do it bulk do it.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yes, I love that.
Her reaction was just like likeyou know how people do voguing
she just like pin drops intodying, just oh fabulous serve
what.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
That's just the bald guy.
That's literally it.
It's just the bald guy.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
My tummy hurts, freeze.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
You, son of a bitch.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
He was gonna shoot him point blank I just got
lightheaded.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
What the hell?
Oh, this is crazy, man.
I still can't get over thepurple bald guy out of nowhere.
Ha, give me that.
Give me that, darwin.
What are you doing here?
What's?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
up Doc.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha what?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
What's going?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
on.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I'm laughing, but it's pain on the inside.
This is pain.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
He's about ten feet tall.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
This isn't the porn I ordered.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
I'm a monster.
I can't conform to societyBecause I know what it's like.
I know what triggers the beastinside of me.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I killed them, I killed them all, I slaughtered
them like animals.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
And not just the men, but the women.
The children too.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Master you know what to do, right?
Yeah, I'm all set.
Good luck, hey, thanks, okay,get ready to drop.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Oh, right, right, right yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
He didn't even bulk out.
He just no, no superherolanding anything In the spooky
forest with all the bats.
I'll be there in no time.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah, what oh my man?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
So you walk through a stormy forest, Across a golf
course.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Okay, it's time to get angry.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
I almost soiled myself.
Poop my pants.
Hey, can one of you guys saysomething really mean?
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
That's gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I love that.
It's his like professionalLinkedIn headshot.
That guy's a school principalor something like that.
I hate my father-in-law To bethat kinda hurts.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
I hate my father-in-law to be that kind of
hurts.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
All right, let me tell you something.
Let me tell you Hold on, comehere.
Let me tell you something hey,where you going.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
That is exactly the no come here.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
What the heck?
Nah, I'm behind the roller whogonna get you Me?
Or the rock?
Let me tell you something.
Who gonna get you?
Oh, gotcha, let me tell yousomething.
Oh, excuse me, wait one moment,hold on, come here.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Oh my gosh, not the book.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Hold on, come here.
Oh my gosh, not the book.
Hold on, come here, nephew.
Let me tell you something.
Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo,
yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo,yahoo, yahoo Yahoo.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yahoo, yahoo, you about to get this incredible
bunk.
Baby girl, is that you?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
baby.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
That's where you've been spending your free time.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
At the gym.
I know you lied, I was justplaying.
You've grown since the lasttime we played.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Oh my gosh, this is historic.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Get your hands off the bulk.
I mean this one, you alreadytouched it.
I know Might as well.
Just you know, Come on, It'llmake me transform what.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
What is this?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Yeah, you touch it next, punk, you're next.
Spare my life.
I'm a terrorist, please.
Yeah, it's done.
Can I marry your daughter now?
Oh, they're about to bomb.
I knew it.
I got distracted by us about tosay something about the way
(30:54):
they say the name.
I was just going to say no,they're going to nuke him.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
What are you doing?
Why are you trying to bomb me?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I did what you said, dude.
I was lying.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
You know what, though ?
I'm almost convinced that thisguy is the one who took it the
most seriously.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
You know, I mean he's in character.
Yeah, he's probably a jerk.
For all three days it took themto film this.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
It's like that one kid when you did a like a group
project and everyone's goofingoff.
And then there's that one kid.
That's like you guys, didn'tyou take this more seriously?
This is our grade come on, guys, yeah I care about my grade,
and it's not individual gradestoo.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
We're being graded as a group I love the moments in
our episode where we just startsaying things that we know
aren't gonna be in the video.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
What is going on?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
oh, come here, I'm gonna get you.
You can't stop me in this tank,I'm gonna flip it over.
His steps are on beat, I know.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
I'm just gonna say this f*** this movie.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
It's so stupid, y'all got pirates shooting at him too
.
See, this is the director?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
The director's just buying all of these stock things
and like how can I string thesetogether into a story?
Oh, now Zeus is after him.
What is going on?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
God himself can't stop me from going to Rowdy's.
Yeah, like how much longer canwe?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
A full 10 minutes of this.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Okay, now, mind you, whether we want to put this in
the final or not.
We had a quick break and therewas 26 minutes left.
We've just watched at least 5minutes of CGI footage, with no
real.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
It's felt like 45.
I'm a gecko, I am a gecko.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
I am a gecko.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
I am a gecko.
Nope, never mind, let me redoit, I am a gecko.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I'm sorry if I'm not being funny in this episode, but
I'm genuinely I'm just beingfunny in this episode, but I'm
just being honest with you itain't s*** funny.
I'm genuinely angry about thismovie.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
We got him what's wrong?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
How did you get in here?
His dad's a dick Like hey,what's wrong sweetheart, did I
ruin your life?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
I'm so stressed.
I broke into your house, but Ihad to see you, hank.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Hank, you're alive.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
At least they have convincing kisses yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Not like Neil Breen.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
They might actually date in real life yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I wouldn't be surprised if they were.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Whereas Neil Breen Look at them on these little
dumbass green chairs.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
You.
It can't be.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
You're dead Not me in my polo.
Let's fight outside under thestrobe lights.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Daddy, get off of him .
How old is she?
Get your hand off my lights.
Daddy get off of him.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
How old is she?
Get your hand off my neck,daddy.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
He about to bulk out.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Not that I think, oh no, he's dead.
They're both dead.
You have no idea what I'd giveto to your face shut up, bitch
you know what, though?
Literally she was right beforehe died.
She was like how dare youaccuse my father, yeah, and then
(34:42):
he immediately choked me yeahokay, I forgot about this guy.
Serves you, right?
You?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
son of a bitch, yep.
Well, drink this.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
The amazing bulk ain't taking no mess.
He gonna snatch that littlepita wacker right off.
Yup, come here.
Come here what you say.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Man, hell no.
Thanks for joining us, guys.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
I hope I don't ever watch anything like that,
because that was garbage.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
You know full disclosure for those at home.
I had slight input on what weshould watch and if I knew then
what I know now, you never wouldwatch this episode.
I'm just going to be honest.
So for those at home Iapologize, and to my live studio
audience, I'm sorry.
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