A Melting Pot of Reality TV Drama

Dive into the latest gossip with Brandi and James! From juicy Vanderpump Rules drama to their candid thoughts on diversity in reality TV, they spill all. Don't miss out on the fun, tune in for an unfiltered chat that's sure to keep you entertained! 

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Straw Hut Media. There are blondebullies, not me personally from straw Hut
Media. This is Brandy Glandville onthe film. Okay, guys, today

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we're gonna be discussing. It's likea stew of Like we're putting all of
these different things together in a biggiant pot. So you're gonna get a
lot of nothing and you're gonna likeit. So today James and I forgot
to take our add medication. Sowe were jumping all over the place like
a frog on a hot surface.We trash people's outfits. We talked about

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baby rainde band a pump fruls,a band of pump Villa and what else?
Did we chat about? Half Randy'sfirst outing re Emergency Society for Beverly
Hills. Oh, we talked aboutyou will not want to miss how much
we have going on, not goingon, we can't even remember, or

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don't fuck with us. But youcan say enjoy the episode. Well,
you have no choice but to enjoythe episode, because if you, like
me, didn't take your medication,you're going to get it. It's a
Tuesday and my hair's wet and Idon't care. I don't care, but

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wet hair, don't care. Ithink it looks good though. It's a
good color. Well, I didput some purple shampoo in it in the
shower because I like, you know, I like to funk with things to
get it perfect and then just fuckwith it. You should have been a
beautician in your like a you know, like that does all the treatments in
your past life because you would havebeen so into it, like I don't
want to do it for other peopleon yourself kind of. Yeah. I

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actually bought a amethyst bed like it'sso it heats up and it's just crystals
and it takes the toxins out ofyour body. You know what? Is
it under the mattress or I putit on top of the mattress because it's
not like a giant bed. It'slike enough for me. But listen to
this. So I was laying onit. I felt asleep for three hours,

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the best sleep I've had in forages. Because I go to this
spat in the valley which I'm obsessedwith. No the in Yeah, it's
the same shot. It's not calledthe foot spot inside out rejuvenation Center.
It's all about your innards. Gross. But what color is the water coming
out at the moment you want itto be a copperish color. Right now,

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I have some other colors happening,not my favorite, but I'm getting
there. I'm getting there. I'mgetting there. But so they have this
amethyst. BADU lay on this likesuper expensive one, which I cannot yet.
So I went to Amazon and Igot one for like three hundred and
forty five dollars and I was layingon it, best sleep ever. Then

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little buddy my Chiuoa goes over andhe's on it. I have to wash
the cover because you can't like WinCE. You're soaked in sweat. You have
to wash the cover. He's layingthere for about an hour. Homeboy gets
up and he's got a zest forlife that I haven't seen. No word.

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He stole ladies like lady steals.All of his little stuffed animals,
stole it back, was playing,growling like jumping around. He was a
new dog. I love that amethyst. I've never heard of an ammethet.
It's a biobed Oh my god,I'm obsessed with it. I didn't lay
on it last night because the dogsare kind of freaking out because on the
other side of the bed because youdo have to plug it in, and

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I didn't like the plugs on thatside, so they're like, bitch,
what are you doing? This isour side? Hate cool he yeah,
and you can adjust the heat,but it's just so amazing. Minerals do
everything, you know what. Iwant one of those water filters that have
volcanic rocks in it so they kindof magnetize and put the minerals back in
the water instead of having a regularfilter that just takes everything out. It

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magnetizes the bad molecules and puts inthe good minerals. They're very expensive though.
Yeah, there's a lot of shitI want. But also I could
just go to the in Nuts Spabecause they love me there and then mass
friends with all of them, Shalahand Rachel and Bonita. I want to
do the foot spa one where allof that and lots of athletes go in
there. I can't say names thatI know their names, so you know,

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it's like good because they're like intop they find more condition. Yes,
they get it for sure. Howwas your weekend? It was good.
It was pretty chill. Actually whenyou got a cat. I got
a little bit of sun which wasnice. Yeah, funny. Oh,
it's been so nice, although I'mnot used to it. It's so fucking
hot, even at seventy two degrees. I'm like, ugh. So it's

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like twenty minutes and done. Yes, And I got a cat, very
cute little cat. I'm still onthe fence, like, I love animals,
but I'm not a fan of likecats. I'm sorry, but you're
on the front. You already tookit. You can't know. But my
dog, Movemo loves cats. Listen. I'm not going to hurt the thing.
And I love like, I lovepatting it when it lefts me.
But it just seems a little stuckup. What cats are? Their assholes?

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But like in the best fossil way, I love cats. I love
dogs. I used to have catsbecause I couldn't have a dog where lived,
and then they're just very complex creatures. I like the simple creatures that
are the dog. Yes, yeah, and you can kind of read dogs.
You're like, oh, they're happyall the time, whereas cats,
I'm like, do I pat youdo I not? They have will let

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you know. When it turned totoucher, Yeah, a girl or a
boy, it's a girl at line. Oh, Is that her real name?
Yeah, that was from before me. The other dog the dogs is
Marelda an Adeline. I mean theyboth have old lady animal names. It's
Morelda and old Adeline. They mighthave been levers in the past. No,

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they're I mean, well, it'sa insided love relationship. My little
lesbian dog Murmur, she loves.I know she's a lesbian because she's got
a wide gate. I don't thinkshe's a lesbian because she met lady who's
at the peak of her She wasnot trying to get any You're right,
she might be asexual like me.But the kittie litter thing I don't love
either, because they just sit therescratching away at it and kicking all the

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little crumbs out. They have newones for the modern day where they go
and you don't ever even have tosee it like I want to. I'm
going to get it the robot.Okay, it I have purged. I

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have an announcement to make. Aftereight years and a lot of love,
I have let go of my housekeeper. All love, love her a lot,
but she had bad knees and wehave stairs in the house, and
I just you know, it wasjust sometimes it's just time for a change.
And it was like that seven eightyear itch. And you know,

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I know that if I need her, she'll still like pomp up if I
need her to too. Have yougot anyone else in mind that's gonna join
the fa Yeah? Okay, Soit was the cutest thing. So my
neighbor, who I love, Elaine, we're having wine later tonight. She's
like eighty five, and I texther because she and I text because we're

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friends, and she gave me agreat lady's name. The lady came over,
so I called my mother in lawbecause her first language is Spanish,
and I still call her my motherin law. Doesn't matter what Eddie says.
They like me better than Eddie.Okay. So she came over at
eight in the morning to help mespeak Spanish to the even though like when

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I got there, I was seekingSpanish to the girl and there were she
was her tends was saying, Brandy'sno Spanish. She can speak Spanish,
and then I had just forgotten becauseI hadn't been around it in so long.
But once they were both speaking,I'm like, you can do it,
of course, see, and apparentlyI can speak a little Russian.

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Also, can you say something forus now? See cake? Yes?
Yes, what do you want?Oh wow, it's true. I love
that. I wish I could speakanother language. It's what does that mean?
I'm a small Dante dunk. Thatmeans I'm hot. Yeah, it's
a compliment. Oh really, Ohno, it wasn't. It wasn't.

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Oh my god, movie or yourDante God. We don't get on use
phones on the podcast. Okay,so did you watch Ben? Oh wait,
do you want to do what?We can do whatever we want.
It's a giant conversation. Now haveyou seen the Britney Spears stuff lately about
a lot of people saying that shemay need to be back in a conservative
ship because they're just now realizing Iknow, Oh my god, I'm so

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glad we agree on that because alot of there's a lot of Britney stands
out there that do you know,I feel like all of our stands are
finally seeing that she needs to beunder some sort of care, but not
her fucking dad, who's like whoknows? Like I felt like it was
the wrong person. Yeah, andthat I felt like Sam just used her
to get famous. Yes, Andthen he was like there's no doubt she

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gets used and abused every which wayyou see it, Like every boyfriend she's
ever had, every husband, everyfamily member. I mean, she's just
been used up. So I getwhere she is and it's a sad story.
But her mom's ever done. Momsand daughters are different, and she
seems to like the mom. Yeah, although she does treasure every now and
that all. Well, I thinkthat she because she had that relationship with
her dad. The dad was puttingnegative ideas in her brain about her mom

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because they had a sumultuous divorce.I think her mom is probably the right
person. But again, you shouldn'thave a family member. And I think
when you're in this business, nomatter like from the smallest of the biggest
stars, we all get used andwe all get leeches, and you just
have to have your eyes open andlike figure out who. Like when you're

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drowning, you have to save yourself. You can't save try to help other
people get across the lake. Well, at this point, it's a mental
issue, right because like you cansee, I mean it's not she's drowning.
Yeah, she needs help, butbecause didn't they like set her free.
I don't think that anyone can reallystep in and say anything scary.

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It definitely needs a conservatiship. Again, then she's going or just like a
so like I don't don't they havelike sober like you're but you have to
choose that so like it would forit to be caught mandated would probably be
a conservative ship. Without that,they have to go and choose that and
be like, I want to checkmyself in some way, and then I
want to have a sober because Idon't like, I mean, I don't
know if it's drugs or anything likethat. I think she probably has a

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lot of mental illness because I waswatching Did you watch this? It was
quiet on set. I didn't watchit. Oh my god, it's so
I'm my children, even though Jaketo be an actor and he's seventeen now
so he could do what he wants, but never having my kid, Like,
do you any parents who have theirkids as child actors you're abusive?

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Yeah, well a lot of them. A lot of the parents are a
little bit like stop pushy stop parentsthat I like, living vicariously through their
children. Guess who was one ofthe main people that this, I mean,
all of the treatment was horrible.But this guy Dan Schneider who I
used to watch on Head of theClass. Did you ever see that show?

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I was like, why do Irecognize him? And then he was
on Head of the Class and thenhe became this giant, like huge kids
producer for kids TV Nickelodeon, andhe discovered Amanda Bynes and we all know
that ony. Yeah, he waslike with these people and there's like,

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not from this particular person, butfrom people that worked under him. There
was pedophilia happening, sexual abuse happeningto some of these kids that it's like
ruined their lives. It's fucked up. I mean, they spend the rest
of their lives trying to undo allof that, and they're disasters. I
mean, look at Amanda, likeI'm not I mean, I mean I

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think this's just come up because ofthe Britney thing. But Britney was a
child star. Yeah, you knowof a certain time too. It's like
all of them have ultimately come tothe same demise, which is like,
I mean, it's understanding. Imean, some people come out of it,
like Lindsay Lohan, thank god shehas Oh my god, she looks
so good at the moment she's literallyback to her old self and she had
a momentary spiral and then she bythe way, we all have a breakdown

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at some point. Like this,you're also watching people transition from being really
young to really old. And alsoeverything's heightened because they're one that you add
money and success and things like that. Like it's just played out in front
of people that version of it.But really, I mean it's like growing
and changing and moving through. ButI don't think it's to that level where
you have adults like puppeteering YouTube.I almost like likened it to this Dan

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Schneider guy had his favorites, likeof the Nickelodeon stars and he would be
he definitely had favorites and all thesethings. I likened it to the Andy
Cohen of the Housewives, right,And that was me personally. I'm not
saying you have to agree with that, but for me, it was almost
kind of watching something similar and Iwas just like, at least we're grown
ass adults that can like make aproblem. There is an element of that

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because it's like who's in the leaderboardat the moment. You want to move
up in the leaderboard or you wantto get oh, you're going to get
pushed down a couple of pigs orlike freaking mind because you know, you
know, right, But yeah,No, it's a definite must watch.
But it's kind of a downer,not that it why wouldn't it not be
a downer, But it's so interesting. Just don't watch it on like a

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Friday night when you're trying to behappy. Yeah, because I wanted to,
Like, I know parents that havetheir kids in acting. Yeah,
In fact, I saved a kidchild actor's life on Ryan's movie set.
No way, why do you tellthe story. It's true. We were
making a short film and this kidhad an allergic reaction to something. I

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don't remember what happened. Oh,so you literally save them? Yeah,
of course. And then she waslike, somehow did you run home to
get it? Kind of car Somy son has EpiPens and steroids because he's
got insides, he's got a lotof allergies, and this kid's face was
blowing up and they needed him there. I think the mom was was the
mom was there? The mom wasthere yet? Yeah, And so she

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just lived far away. I livedin Enzino where we were filming. Ran
home or was it in my car, I can't remember. I remember either.
Yeah, but one of the two, it was like five minutes,
right, and I got the steroidsay the day Anti Brandy and and the
kid wanted to keep working and like, yeah, because he was going to
get grounded. If you're not kidding, maybe no, you just I mean

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at a point when they're so young, you wonder her if they're doing it
for their parents. Yeah, becauseI don't know. I didn't know what
I wanted to do when I wasyounger. Speaking of intense stories, have

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you watched Baby Reindeer? Yes?And so did you see the girl that
is the crazy one? Allegedly thecrazy one? She I think you can
say she's crazy because she has beenarrested and stuff like that. But now
she's on Facebook and she is likeshe's outed herself. And yesterday Adam sent

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it to me yesterday, Oh mygod, you should see the way she's
she's posting every two minutes and she'swriting, was like, I feel could
be copycat. She's in jail.I mean, she's come out anyway and
said that it is her and thathe's fucked and he wants like the way
that she's talking about him. Yeah, someone could copycat it, but I
just love that. I love lovedit, Like just getting back to the

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actual show of it, Like,what an interesting man to put all of
that out there and create this showone. He was amazing and acting it.
I mean, now I kind ofget it because it is his story.
It wasn't him. Yeah, yeah, the guy that is the lead
character in it, because he's beenin a lot of things. He's an
actor. I've never seen him before, but maybe he has. And so

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that was about him because I rememberhim coming out the other day saying,
stop trying to guess who the charactersare. That's not the point of this
show. And by the way,like I didn't know it was him,
it would have been. It's agood story no matter what. And what
about the trans girl on it?She was so good the girlfriend, she's
amazing. Yeah, she was likethe whole Well, we don't want to
give it away for y'all, butif you want to see a real fun,

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really disturbing actually there was parts ofit that were so fun and that
I relate with. Yes, Ithink I've stopped not stop people, but
like, but even he's inner turmoiland how like we all can be a
little like, you know, evenlike to the point I don't want to
give away stuff. It's just likebecause it's number one, it's really like

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heady, like it is in likeall of us to have things that we
think are taboo or we don't wantto disclose with other people. It was
like being in someone's therapy session andbeing like he made humor out of tragedy.
Yeah, well, and the partsof it were like I was like,
this is horrible, Like it's makingme get funny. Yeah, I'm
so real, Like I think,like what you said, everyone can find

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a piece of that to relate toand be like, oh, through shared
experience like that, we go,oh, we're not so weird after all,
because people think a lot of thingsare weird when they're not. Really,
it's just that no one talks likethey candidly with each other. Yeah.
When I first I thought it wasgoing to be a Christmas movie baby.
I turned it on once and Iwas like, oh, this isn't
for me. Turned it off,and then I saw it all over Instagram

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and it was a lot of gaysposting it. I was like, okay,
fine, and I have a lookat this. And then I sat
there the whole weekend, just like, please never end. I love this
show. Oh yeah, it's aserious movie, is a series, but
it's on It's number one on Netflix, and I wish I hadn't watched it
all, but I couldn't turn away. I had to know. I had
to watch and the after the girlthat played the crazy not crazy because I've

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I mean I fake pregnancy sometimes apregnancy when I was in high school.
Also had a pregnancy in high school, but oh you did. Yeah,
I've had abortions, one that didn'ttake and then I had to do it
over again. So it was horribleactually, especially since I didn't tell my

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mom and then she found out becauseI woke up in a pull of blood.
But that was just like, youknow, my love of my life,
my five year relationship guy I wasseventeen. So do you ever see
him like on let's say, doyou have a Facebook? I do you
have a Facebook? I don't needto see him on Facebook because he comes

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to visit me. Oh really,Oh I go they remind him of all
the emotional abuse he put me through, Just like make sure he knows and
then he's recovering from that. Imake him pay no he No, we're
friends. Like he he ended upgetting a divice. So the girl he
kind of cheated on me with isthe girl that he got married to.

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Oh and she cheated on him,right, So we were kind of just
bonded and like, you pick thewrong girl, just joking because they have
like four gorgeous kids and all thestuff. But it's just, you know,
we always kind of stay friends aftera blow and he's still fucking so

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hot. Oh but we would stillhave the same What if you and all
you have the same problems? Okay, because I would love to see a
story like that eventuating too. Therewe are, like, all these years
later, we've come back together andnow we know that we don't need to
go looking anywhere else. No,no, no, no, I read
about him in my book. Hegot a little mad, but oh,
you know it was true, ButI thought, like, we're good friends.
Hi, Joey, did you seethis post yesterday? Melissa McCarthy had

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posted her on a red carpet somewhereand by Bras Streisand because I follow comments
by celebs right and underneath it Barbrastreisand comments on Melissa Carthy's Instagram, going,
oh god, I got this screenshotof it. Okay, she goes
it was so good. She wrote, oh where is it? Oh my
god? Oh yeah, she wrotegive him my because she was with Adam

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Shankman right, and she posted aphoto of them together and then wrote give
him my regards. Did you takeozempic? And she wrote it like it
was a d M but on hermain thing, and everyone was giving a
shit, going, oh, Babs, get off the iPad, honey.
I mean, let's a Kathy helpmove. I've done that before, like
when you know how Twitter changed,you don't know what conversation you're in,

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and then like go fuck yourself,and that person's like, I'm on your
site. Here checked your conversation.But there's nothing wrong with those epic We
all should take it if you needit. No, it was more the
funniness of like how she's like,Okay, Nana, you know this is
not a d M. Are yousure it real? Yeah? It's real?
And then it got blew up onthe news. See I was checking

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this morning. I did see someinteresting things about Drake and what's the guy's
name? Who this other famous rapper? Oh my god, what's his name?
Malmore Maclamore? Oh, really thewhite guy, right, No,
that's what I thought. Wait,no, no, wait, we need

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to look at because can you lookup? Because I thought it, But
let's have Drake. I got Maclamoreconfused with this guy, right, but
they went on. They were aftereach other. Just put Drake TMZ,
it's okay, okay. So Ithought Kendrick Lahmar was Macklamore and I thought

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like I was just like, Ihad the audio on and it says,
you know, Kendrick Lamar lays intoDrake six minute dish, you're not really
black? And I just thought,Wow, it's weird for a white guy,
Drake, not Mark. But thenI was like, oh, and
then I'm like, who's the whiteI am thinking of? And now you've

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kept I mean, Mackimore, KendrickMacklimore. They sound similar anyway, That
was my takeaway from that. Idon't want to get involved in their dish
because we haven't seen each other.What do you think of Rebecca Minkoff being
on Housewives of New York? Well, I talked about this on the Red
Carpet extensively. Why why yeah?Why would you like it's you're going to

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blow up the church or blow upyour life. She has nothing to win
from it, like scientology. They'regoing to either have her killed or her
family will owner for being on Housewivesand why I mean, okay, so
do you think that there's going tobe some sort of angle where Jenna lions
in her like a little bit competitivea like, what is it? I've
never seen her speak regectaus. Butif someone leave New York Housewives. So

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Jenna Lyons was reportedly leaving, butshe didn't. Oh she didn't. She's
back on. She got signed on. Uh huh. Yeah, yeah,
so Jennal definitely needed Jemma that quirkiness. Yeah, they like to pit women
against each other. So maybe they'rebringing one designer on to, you know,
deal with I don't know, honestly, Like I just think if you're

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that rich and that involved in scientology, maybe not the best move for you.
I don't know. I feel likea scientologists scared the shit out of
me. Well, a friend ofmine was a scientologist for a while,
and I went to the Celebrity Centeronce when she was staying there, and
she was really she enjoys a lotof their practices, but does not love
the point where they asked to washyour money and stuff like that. Oh

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yeah, that was I might havegot on Thursday night at my big away.
So he wrote something about scientologists.Yeah, and they have been trolling
him. He had to like shutdown his account and everything. I was
scared for him. I'm like,you need to be out there and be

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proud and just double down on whatyou're saying because if anything happens to you,
I guess I'll tell the police.I think initially a lot of the
therapy that they have invented was likegood, but then it's, you know,
like any organized religion, in theend, it becomes about the people
individuals. Yeah, exactly. Sothat's where it gets sucked up. And
she's like almost died in the saunaa bunch of times too, because they

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hate you so much to make youmy friend. She was in scientology and
they would do these like cleansing things, and then yesterday and they make you
like sit in there without a shot. What's on? Were we in my
in my spa, in and outinside out? I loved it because I'm
just trying to detox. But afterthirty minutes, you you start to I

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had water with me, but Ilike the infrared, so ons. That's
what it was. Oh, okay, good, they are really good,
but you can die. It kindof feels like you're cooking from the inside
because like they use those waves togo they were using in scientology. There's
someone today we should talk about.My big night out on Thursday. How

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was it? You looked great?I saw, Oh, thank you.
Tommy came over to do my makeup. I was stressing out. So my
face is slowing up going down becauseI haven't left. I've been here in
this pod and that is it,you know what I mean, Like calabasis
does not count because you don't seeanyone, and so I haven't tried to
get ready and go out. Sotell me, kept not going. You're

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not swelling, You're not as mywhole face is swelling. And I didn't
look in the mirror. And thenit went down. These girls, these
really sweet girls that had done myextensions, came over, offered just to
do my hair, and they didit, and like they were just the
sweetest and apparently when they were speakingRussian to each other, I understood it
and do you speak Russia? AndI said no, oh, and did

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you catch anything? But they'd sayoh, they said that well, I
mean, I think it sounds thesame in everything off the first time I've
heard that word lately. So thenwe're in the car going and Tommy and
I are just talking and I couldjust fill my face like swelling and then

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not swelling. So he goes,don't look, don't look, and I'm
like, oh my god. Andso we go around the building and Adrian's
like, get out. You're letting, like, fuck my life, and
so I just got out, andthe second I got out, it was
still a little swollen and under myeyes were thinking in But after I did

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the first interview, which was itwas like hooked on phone ex for Brandy,
I was like, I don't really, no, I didn't know.
I was scared, yeah, andI'm never scared, but like I thought,
I only had to do one,and when it turned into seventy five,
well you didn't. You haven't beenout for a while in that capacity,
right, Yeah, so that wouldhave been nerve wracking. But you
looked great. I watched a cliptoo, you look sounded great. I

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mean, it all worked out,but I'm sure it would have been any
of the click clips at all.And then we locked ourselves in a little
room because I was getting a treatmentdone. I locked myself in with Tommy
and this really sweet guy and Vadra, and it was weird that we're in
like a glassroom and people were takeme from the outside, and it was

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just like, I'm like, you, guys, I feel like we're going
to get like human traffic, youknow how, like people walk in and
they decide if they want you.Yeah, right, Like, because we
were kind of doing all that,and then did you get picked by this
guy that you flippering? No?No, no, But I had lots
of interesting conversations that I haven't watchedback because I'm not ready. But everyone's

(28:06):
like, where'd you get your dress? And like Mark Mia randomly sent it
to me because he was having adepressed moment and was like, here,
I want you to have this.I don't think I'll ever be able to
wear it, as Mia, Iam on so many steroids that I don't
fit anything. Well, it wasreally just a loose piece of dress,

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but I yeah, it worked out. Yeah, everything came together exactly as
you wanted to, I mean asit should have anyways. So that was
my first for Ray. Yeah,Well, I mean I think you looked
great and I love. I lovethat they're opening an air one next to
that. Actually, the guy thatwas on the other day just told me

(28:51):
that's what's going in next door isreally get your botox. Your groceries desperately
need on the plus, because literallyeveryone's biggest scripe with everyone is is no
one wants to go into that fuckingstore because there's so many people in the
really yes, and they're all takingpictures and they're getting fancy smoothies and yeah,
the one there's one in Calabasses thatis I'm still trying to learn to

(29:14):
talk with, don't work happening,and Calabasses that is fancy. You cannot
go on without seeing kardash No,It's like, I love everyone. It's
my guilty little pleasure because here itis really good. Yeah. Everything.
You can't pick one bad thing,even if you were to eat like mung
beans, It's like, wow,these are the most delicious mounk beans I've
ever had. And I don't evenlike munk beans. They're among me.

(29:36):
I don't know, I just pickedsomething that would sound like you know,
I usually get actually get hated beaverskin smoothie because I really like the taste.
Yeah, the skin smoothie. It'sreally yummy. Yeah, okay,
a skin smoothie. Yeah, it'sfor your skin because it has like a
lot of colligen and stuff in it. Yeah. Okay, there's like a
line for smoothies out. Oh it'sso hard. You got a pre order

(29:56):
on the jam app. I don'tknow how do any of that. But
the good news is Ryan, thegood news for you is I've cleaned out
my pantry and my refrigerator. I'mI made a pack. I'm no longer
buying for five people because I endup throwing so much stuff away. I
hate that. And I don't havegood news for me because like, because

(30:19):
she's throwing it at you, becausethe snacks will be you'll be able to
get to your snacks. Man,Oh I do like snacks. Yeah.
I hate throwing stuff away, andthat's what I do. I literally buy
the food, put it in thefood to throw it away. Buy the
food, put it in the food. It Ultimately, if you could just
get what you need for the day, yeah, that would be ideal.
But then you'd go to the grocerystore every day or do door dash every

(30:41):
day. Well that's the thing,And it's like as soon as you buy
groceries. Then all of a sudden, someone calls you when you're going out
to dinner, and then you're likeAnd then in the morning you're like,
oh, I don't want to eatthat oatmeal. I need to get my
oh I love it mail. Butthen Jake comes home and he's like,
we don't have any food anyway.Sorry to go off on it, but
my Ryan, you still haven't cometo my fucking house. Ryan, it

(31:04):
will be coming soon. Well,yeah, hopefully I can turn on the
haptop for you. And that ismy favorite. Yeah. Did you know
I was reading this thing the otherday about Farmer Wants a Wife. All

(31:26):
sixteen couples on Farmer Wants a Wifeare still together. I don't even know
who what that is. Farmer Wantsa Wife is a reality show where like
women go out and try and date. It's like The Bachelor, but it's
a farmer seen of them. Yeah, sixteen seasons, so there's sixteen couples
and they're all still together. There'sgot to be something in this that farmers,
for some reason and women that wantfarmers end up staying together. There's

(31:47):
something about fertilizer. Plus they're inthe middle of nowhere? Who else you
going to be with? Would youdo it? Farmer? Yeah? And
then move to a ranch though,like where there's no one, Okay,
So I think that's because he needsI would live like Ultimately, I would
like to be like, have myboyfriend live in New York and then we

(32:08):
can meet in the middle. Yes, and then I could come back to
my house and then I don't carewho he fucks when he's in New York
and blah blah. It sounds likeHelena Vontom Carter and had houses next to
each other with like a tunnel.She's like, I don't want to hear
his snoring. I don't want tosee him. I only want to visit.
And that's that. Yeah, Idon't they still got divorced. You

(32:30):
can't, don't you. Did youhear that Dolly Parton as a tunnel under
her house to her husband? Soundsthat's see. I'm telling you there's something
in it. I mean, eventhough Helena Bottom Carter and Tim got divorced,
they were together for a really longtime. So I'm just saying,
if I get married again, separatehouses they can be near each other,

(32:52):
because you need your time to belike on cute and like to get ready.
I mean some guys perv on watchingme put on makeup, which I'm
not into that. Oh they wantto watch you book makeup on? Yes,
and I will rate your dick onOnlyFans, but not with my top
off. It's not happening, especiallynot one hundred dollars. That's what my
cameos are for. So look atmore like seven fifty eight hundred top one

(33:16):
and then send you dick on cameo. No, do not like. If
I'm going to rate your dick,I'm not doing it with my top off.
Sorry, Okay? Is that thething? It needs to be?
Top off? Yeah, I meanI mean that scene sounds like two things.
Yeah, that's what we want topay me on cameo. You're getting
the same thing with everything on,and I won't rate your dick anyway.

(33:38):
Back to uncorn things, Vanda pumpVilla, did you watch I can't tried.
Okay, say, Lisa is aprop. I agree with you.
Literally, someone said the other dayshe's a prop at this point she's actually
it was Jack's Taylor said that she'sa prop at top point. Yeah,
I'm shocked that Lisa hates Jackson.Kristen more than any Kristen's specifically more than

(34:00):
anything in the world. I'm shockedthat she's producing a show that they're on.
And why does she hte Kristin somuch? Do you know she's just
always Kristin. I think yuse Christianwas the first one to tell her to
off right interesting. Yeah, Ijust that's another one I'm having a hard
time watching. Oh, I haven't. I haven't even watched it since we
were here last honestly because I justdon't want to watch people living in an

(34:21):
apartment in the valley. Although Ithink it's gotten more interesting from like the
random previews I see every now Live. We have somebody coming from Vandon pump
Villa to say that is Ryan's friend. What's her name? Pre pre Oh
yeah, the only one I like. Oh she got Oh I don't want
to spoiler alert it for you,but something happened. Okay, so she

(34:43):
left this week because Hannah, thatfucking bitch. No, Hannah is a
fucking nightmare, horrible troll, andso is Telly. But Telly's basically following
Telly. He was just acting,like bad acting and mean acting. Yeah,
but it seems like there's a portionof truth to it, you know
how. She's also like, sothat Marciano guy that she came to the
house with, So she's like,I'm not insecure. I'm not insecure.

(35:05):
Did you say it was insecuring theladies, Like I didn't say anything at
the dinner that they were at lastweek. And she's just a very insecure
girl that goes around trying to makeYeah, if you have to say,
you're not insecure, right, yeahexactly. We're all insecure in a way.
So when you're sitting there like,I'm not insecuring, yeah, yeah
exactly. But the way that theymade her feel, like so Ryan's friend

(35:27):
Prex was sitting on the lounge withMarciano and she's just sitting like this on
her phone. Yeah yeaha like samelampslow, and then Hannah walks in and
goes, oh my god, lookat you. You got your legs open
in front of you. And she'slike, ago, I know, but
I'm just saying in general, likeit started there, and it's like this
girl she like found get and wentafter her for the show's say, she
was jealous a little bit of herlike just like easy breezy, Yeah,

(35:51):
and also she enjoys the fact thatshe does go from a zero to a
ten and then scares everyone into notand she's like, why isn't anyone want
to talk about it? Bitch,don't tell Lisa just something. She's like,
that's why I can't watch it.It's ninety percent because of her.
Yeah, and then half the otherpart is because of the militant guy that
is the manager. Oh the manager. Did you see what came out about

(36:12):
him? He allegedly beat up hisex girlfriend and she so there's pictures of
it and everything. And the girlfriendcame out and showed the pictures of her
black eyes and stuff, and theywere together for a long time, so
I'm pretty sure. I mean,I don't know, but that's what I
was reported as. And she wasfiling a restraining order against him, and
she had restrained because I was like, oh, watch this exit on the

(36:35):
show, and I was trying towatch this free she left, and then
they brought in this other hottie thatis kind of her. Yeah, girl,
well you okay, we're team prehere. Oh yeah, no,
no, we are. We aretotally prey. But I also team ruined
Hannah's life and this girl is goingto ruin Hannah's life because she's hotter and
taller. I believe you even likedthe show. Well, I just hate

(36:57):
Hannah so much now that I needto is a stronger, I know,
but do you know what she reallyjust she hit a bone in me where
I'm like, she's such a bullyand so horrible that she's just trying way
too hard. It's like, didyou see that Crystal mink Off was fired?
Yes, I mean that's not asurprise to me. She was so
boring. Really yeah, she wasreally I didn't mind her, but like

(37:21):
she had nothing. She was findingher own. Her biggest storyline was my
brother. I love my brother andhe should be here with me. It
was an uncomfortable life. It wasa little bit I like that story,
okay, but he's Yeah. Iwas very intrigued by her husband, who
you know is the Lion King producerguy. I thought I think that there

(37:42):
was more. She was coming intoher own and that she was always talking
about how young and great. Shewas also very woke and very like everyone
needs to respect, like the waythat she weaponized her therapy sessions against everyone
in the room, being like thisis my feeling. That's why I like
her. I mean, I likedher for the show. She annoyed me
for the past two years, butI feel like she finally is finding She

(38:06):
was starting to speak up. Shedefinitely was by but by that point it
was like, well, what doyou really like? You're sad because your
brother wants to go back to realChina. Yeah, I hope it's China
because we just said that. Idon't know, I don't see Korean,
I don't remember. And then sohe wants to go back. So she's

(38:27):
sad and did I ruin my brother'slife? I'm like, oh, kind
of, but wait, so soto dream now. I was having this
conversation with a friend of mine,Liam mix Sweeney. I think that they
should have their first ever trans housewife. They should, yeah, And I

(38:49):
think that they should have someone whois Middle Eastern because of everything that's like,
you know, going on right now. Not because of that that would
be bad, but like maybe havesomeone from Dubai. Yes they've not done
that before. Well they have thereal house fives of Dubai. Yeah,
but I'm saying in Beverly Hills it'sa melting pot. There's a lot of

(39:12):
rich people here, and half ofthe flats are owned by the person,
yes, flash by Iranian. Howeveryou want to. Some of my friends
say persons, some of them sayIroni, and so it's whatever works for
you. But they got some money. They do, they totally do.
But to fire Crystal and somewhere else. Yes, Well, there was a

(39:35):
rooma going around the other day thatChelsea Handler was going on a bit far
fetched, maybe trying to recruit someother people to think that. It's like,
but yeah, I'm not. Idon't like her. We're not friends.
It's okay, it's fine, ButI do think they should have Denise
back on, only to watch herfacial expression. I don't know, like,

(40:00):
what are they going to do?Who should they have come on?
I think they should bring who knowswhat common Lecture's personalities like. But I
feel like she's been so nice.I feel like she's been buzzing around to
get on the show. I wouldn'tbe surprised if I saw her join,
but they would never allow that becauseshe's too hot, which is all the
more reason because then she would wellthere's no husband's left, so who cares?

(40:22):
Yeah, exactly. At this point, it's the single lady. It's
the first Wives Club. I usedto have like t shirts that said starter
wife nim Hapstag number one. Imade it. But yeah, I guess
so, wait, according like Marisa'sgone, right, p K's gone correct?

(40:43):
Wait? Oh yeah, PK isnot gone yet, not officially right.
I don't know I'm breeding all thesethings. Yeah, I think they're
still together. I felt I justfelt like to re should just like get
them out of there. Yeah,she could find it, I know she
doesn't. She looks kind of likethe light has gone for her eyes.
She's just like dolling it down sothat she doesn't get like burglarised and almost

(41:07):
killed again? Right? Or didyou see that Mauricio's no Paris hilled?
Who was it that got burglarized fora million dollars? Oh? It was
Kyle Richards's daughter got home invaded theother day and they stole a million dollars
worth of stuff. Who has amillion dollars worth of stuff in their house?
Number one? And that's it's likepaintings and brooking bags. I don't

(41:29):
know. I guess that's a milliondollars. Yeah? Wow, Yeah,
which one? Not fairer? Ithad to be fair she's got the most
money. Well, that's horrible.That's why I live in Calabasas. Behind
the gate, which is yeah,it's a daughter. Let's see it's opening

(41:51):
GMC now Okay, so far yep, farah a million bucks worth of stuff.
Fair has been on the podcast WeLove Fair both in her own right,
like does really well with real estateand has a beautiful home. So
she's y around. One of theteenagers had land dollars. But that's so

(42:13):
fucked. Yeah. Hello, everyonein my neighborhood has doorbell cameras. Exactly.
You get the most random ship onthose doorbell cameras. You're not catching
any actual book. I had amillion dollars with the ship in my house.
I would have cameras every I wouldhave those lasers that detective. Someone
walks through them, Okay, youget them. Yeah, you can't see

(42:35):
the cameras. Yes, they arelasers. Do you need lasers? Just
have a camera. I think that'sfor like motion detection, well detect if
someone my camera, Like I havea camera in the studio and it's motion
detection, ship, we can't breakhim. There's going to take some trinkets.
That's going to take some trinkets,lots of trinkets, lots of trinkets.

(42:59):
Yeahs are lost reality show that I'llgo through with you, BPR.
So you didn't give your two toso common Electra and she's too nice?
But going who else would be good? They got rid of a Mari And
is Kathy Griffin too old? You'renever too old, Kathy. I'm sorry

(43:20):
Amory and Crystal, which Emory isAfrican American and Crystal's Chinese, And so
I feel like might not have beenthe best look for optics if you're trying
to be Yeah, they've gotten ridof them. Yeah, well rid of
them, but like they fired them. I know that Amory went through some
really crappy things I liked. Ididn't love her for the show, but

(43:43):
now that I'm hearing about what shewas going through, I am like,
poor thing. Can she come on? Probably know that she's fired? Yay,
Okay, Ryan wrote that down EmoryWiley, So yeah, I mean
I think right now, I thinkthat it's just going to be common.
I mean they have to have theyhave to to get rid of those two
people. They have to have anidea of what they're doing. They can't

(44:07):
just ran too nice Karen. I'vemet her over the years. She's so
nice. She's too nice. Okay, Oh you know who we should get.
You know, the girl from Sopranosthat recently was on a nightline for
joining only fans because she's saucy andsae. She would not she would smack

(44:27):
those bitches. Yes, that's gonnabe great about this. And I think
she does live in the area.She does, she and I saw that.
Yeah, I mean I didn't watchthe live but I saw on the
nightline. Yeah. Really, Yeah, it's just a picture that flashed up.
It's gonna be something who Alex alexaidonly fans the executive it's gonna be

(44:54):
It's gonna be something epic. Ilove the dre materio at all. That
she be good for the show,not really, but I love her and
I just feel like this all ofthis night beneath her. I told you
don't have specifics. I think thatthey should have the first ever trans housewife.
They should have gg gorgeous Christine Quinnand gors Yes, perfect, Oh

(45:17):
my god, I love it.So we just added a bunch of more
blonde people. I know, butyou know what it's because it's Beverly Hills
and though she can hold her ownlike I think Christine she and Christine Quinn.
Yeah, and a trans lady.I don't know that many. What
about liver and cock, but shewouldn't she actually does Yeah, and she

(45:38):
does act. Yeah, I knowthat's something. Would she do it now?
But you know what she does theE Ray cop but a lot too.
And that's like, you know,it's like she does things that aren't
scripted. So yeah, she coulddo this. She would take them all
the church. Yeah, they wouldnot be able to hang like it.

(45:59):
Yeah, I'm so those are ourideas people, And if you don't listen
to that, you're stupid. Andwhat about Manda fount Rules did you watch?
I feel like they've all turned intobox like their box. Okay,

(46:22):
so what about Shana writing a fuckingsong after all of this stuff? Now
she's doing a song and she's like, so you could say that, you
know, exploiting the situation or cashingin. It's like, yes, you
did, not only did you makethe merchant all that stuff. She's like,
by the way, I wrote asong about it. It's like,
you can't compare my favor with EddieCibrian to your affair. Yes you fucking

(46:42):
can. Yes you can't. Justbecause I wasn't friends with you, Shena,
doesn't mean that it's I'm not ahuman that has feelings. Sorry,
it wasn't in your friend group atthe time, but you can't compare.
I would say it was much worsebecause the children. Yeah yeah, sorry,
Like you're on a reality show andyou've all made out with each other.

(47:05):
You fucked over your friend, madeout with Katie, like every it's
all just bullshit. Now what doyou think about that whole Katie and Schwartz
going for the same girl. That'stwo stage to be real, right?
Or is it Katie just wanting toget a little She does seem a bit
happier in the last episode. Iwill say, you know, how much
of a grudge am against Katie allthe time? She seems to be getting
a little bit of mojo back.Plus in the coming attractions, I think

(47:25):
that he's flirting with her and stufflike that. Maybe this is kickstarting there
engines again. I don't think thatthey're right for each other, and plus
I'm not really into them as acouple anyway. I'd rather watch paint dry
but he was into Joe, andJoe gives me mad lives vibes, but
in a good way, because Ilove lesbians, and Katie gives me mild

(47:46):
lesbian vibes, and Ariani gives memild lesbian vibes. So like, I
don't know what my point was,but it's all going to be one incestuous
orgy within the group and it doesn'tmatter whether you're a girl or a guy,
which is probably good for the show. I don't like how Katie was
calling a spooky Joe and stuff likethat, what's that spooky Joe? Like?

(48:07):
Just saying that she looked like crack. Yeah, they were being mean.
It was like any well, samevibes's Hannah on that bed show was
what they did. People? Thatgirl was making out with her ex husband.
And I don't read my books becauseI mean said all the girls making
out with my ex. Yeah,I was real mean that one. Hate

(48:28):
that one, Hate that one.I'm like this her sympathy. See you
in tea in country. Yeah youare a very quick retort. Yeah yeah,
sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad. So did you guys know I'm
just all a d D today becauseI haven't spoken, well, oh gosh,

(48:49):
I have to take Christien's son ordaughter. They both have soccer games
at the same time tonight. Allof Josh's family is out of town.
All of Kristen's family lives in ConnecticIt so I offered, thinking that she
was going to say no, butshe doesn't have any other recours, and
Kingsley, her daughter, likes methe best. I hate it when yes

(49:09):
that because I really meant it,because she was freaking out. And Kristen's
and my friend for twenty five years. We're going to Austin, Texas.
Austin is the best. It's sofun. Yeah, we're going to do
like We're going to go day earlyand make a girl's trip. Love it,
going to go to the spot we'regoing to go to because Beverly Hills

(49:29):
Regrivenation Centers opening there, so we'regoing to go get pretty all day and
then go and party all night.Love it. There's so much to do
there party wise, there really isn'tthe springs this lovely like natural springs to
swim in. I don't know Ihave time for naturalness. But my Extilate's
instructor, who's also one of myfavorite humans, on the planet lived there,

(49:52):
So I'm going to hit her upand see if he wants to see
us. I love it. Ispent like six months in Austin living in
Connie Britta's house and it so funny. Why do I know who that?
Oh Dirty John and American Harro story. Are you guys still friends? No?
Yeah, I was gonna say youprobably weren't that. No, we
were just renting her house to dothis show. Yeah, you were never

(50:15):
actually friend? Got it? Sheneed? It was just so cute though,
because like she had the sign thatwas like because she was on what
was that high school one where sheplays the Friday night Lights and it was
like her teacher named missus blah blahblah, and then she left all stuff
in. I would think that shewould have enough money not to have to
airbnb. No, she does.She rented it out before us to like

(50:36):
Nicole Coleman or something like that.She just it's like they just do for
people, not just publicly, butit was like people that are working with
a movie or a show. Yeahexactly. It's like I'll take Conny's house,
Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah,Yeah, I love her brother.
She's got a master I'm getting awater No, okay, I knew if
I tried to stand up for andwe get it now. The AFI Awards,

(50:58):
I have a feeling we're going torate some fashion and Jennifer Garner is
don't love it. I feel likeit's given whoa Garner she's giving me like
she forgot the white, like thestars and stripe, she's giving me all
America. Yeah, I don't loveit. It looks kind of weird,

(51:19):
like it's superimposed the bottom half inthe top half. But I love her.
She's on Alias go on. Yeah, I love it. The Empire
Killer so much. I love that. I would fully worth And she's a
gay icon. So her wearing arainbow dress like that, it's totally rainbow.
That's like it's ombre from Green BlueTongers. It's rainbow. Oh,

(51:44):
I love her. Stella Maxwell,Who's still interesting. I do really love
the love the hair. I loveto make angry, but I like it.
Oh she's I maan, you canshe a model? I don't know
her either. I don't I'm nothere for the shoes with that though.

(52:07):
Oh yeah, they look like flatstoo. Maybe she's told because she's a
mother like kitten Hills. I don'tknow, I don't know her. Oh,
I take it. I love it. She looks like LVP put her
in pussy bow, like a pussytrench coat. I am not loving this.

(52:28):
I am not. It looks likeAmerican horror story as it's a statement.
I think that the makeup, thehair, everything is choice to be.
I like it in a weird way. Who is this? Yeah,
I don't know that a diaper anda tampon jumped together and had a been
dripped. Your god, you're sofast. I don't know if shoes,

(52:52):
but I would wear that all day. Sexy slips and the hair simple and
I don't see your shore. Ilove not seeing a shoe. Yeah,
we like you. I love you, dog cat. I'm cold you no
wrong. I'm not into her attitude. But I love the coat. I
love that she has an accessory thatis kind of falling out and said what

(53:15):
I said, Christian, that's great. I like gloves, very stunning.
I love those little swirly things.What are they? Well, I think
they're like pussy willows. Pussy willows. I mean she loves willows. Oh
my god, I realized that Ihad pussy willows. In my house that

(53:37):
we're too noisy to take them out. Mullins, pussy Willers would never not
be funny. I feel like she'sgoing to a picnic and she is.
Yeah, the table she wrapped aroundand she got up too quickly from the
table. Oh, I've known herfor a long time. We used to
model. Kristen and her are friends, frenemies ish her friends, and then

(54:00):
she married this guy, Scott stupid. She got up from my ex boyfriend.
No, I agree with you thatshe got up from a picnic table
and it was like stapled to whatevershe has on underneath accidentally, and Mini
matters like She's like, let's realdo this Okay, she looks pretty though
Rachel's so pophead a little there issomething going on with some work done.

(54:22):
You can tell you it needs tocalm down a little bit before she can
jump on her room. And I'mnot like, as such a celebrity stylist,
I'm definitely not here for that dress. I think. I think if
like she sensed the waist and tighterand gave herself more of a cup at
the boob, like just a mold, it would be pretty. It's like

(54:44):
for an older woman, I don'tlove it either. I like the material
in the color of it. LikeHelena makurt or whatever her name is.
Yeah, someone crazy and needs towear that. She's my building and she
was not nice to me. Whathappened to all of the other people like
Nicole Kivian and stuff? That wasit? That's all you get. Oh
were we even at the right award? That's just trash? Do you not

(55:09):
know who? Changes? Could havehappened last year? Could Oh? Here's
the girls? That was the DailyFront Roll awards. We were talking about
the a f This is a differentawards. Okay, this is great.
Then I love it. Those areyour daughters, I love it. Yeah,
they're gorgeous for kids. The kidsare cute. They're stunning. All

(55:31):
right, So there we have it. Yay, that was fun. And
I always love this pink lighting.I know I wouldn't take it home with
me and I might. All right, make good choices when you walk on
to a red carpet wearing a straightor just make choices that get you noticed
and that'll do you do. You'regood true? All right bye. Thanks

(55:52):
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