April 12, 2024 • 46 mins
Join Brandi and James as they dive into a lively discussion about the latest episode of Vanderpump Villa. From the drama between the cast members to the contrived nature of the show, they leave no stone unturned. They also touch on dating tip, personal health issues, and even share some behind-the-scenes insights. Don't miss out on this candid and entertaining episode filled with humor, opinions, and a touch of reality TV gossip. Tune in now to get the inside scoop on all things Vanderpump Villa and more!
This episode is sponsored by to you by:
This episode is sponsored by to you by:
- BetterHelp
- Factor
- OneSkin
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
(00:01):
Straw Hut Media. Let's talk aboutme. Let's talk about sex, baby,
Let's talk about you and me.Let's talk about all the good things
and the bad things that could be. Let's talk about from straw Hut Media,
(00:21):
this is Brandy Glanville on the film. So have you been here?
Did you want to high five?Just now? I wait? Wait,
your mouth looks different. My mouthlooks like you can see hi. So
(00:41):
my jaws completely like as we know, I have TMJ but because they pulled
to peethe well right, just walkingfor anyway, I mean, because I
have to like keep massaging it everyday until I get my implants, fucking
boring implants that cost more than fuckingthese implants. But I have to get
(01:06):
it massage and torqued every day.I just get about how good you looked
today. I cannot stop. Youliterally look like a different person. I
am a different person, and Ididn't I was years ago. But so
here's the thing. I had tohave two teeth pulled in the back.
And in order to get the implants, you have to let them hell for
(01:30):
a year and now it's in ayear. But that's why my jaw when
I clinched my teeth, it goescrooked because I have nothing to clinch back
your you know what I mean.So in my sleep I figured this out.
So I became my own practitioner.W no I made it was making
(01:51):
a mouthguard for myself. And thenI took some wax and I put some
wax in the back of the mouthguardfrom my back to teeth that I don't
have. And then so I slept, and when I slept, I could
smile. Oh my gosh, SoI mean obviously, so yeah, yeah.
But it was also the dentist yesterday, and I still have some work
(02:15):
to do, but it's gonna costmy fortune, but I'm gonna do it.
Well. I mean, I lovemy dentist, but my cosmetic dentist
I love. Were like bodies.But this hat is really cute too.
You want to know who gave methis hot Kim Richard's a cute I mean,
(02:38):
we used that chemo. It scaredme cancer. I don't know what
the fuck it is like it waslike one day she has a jewelry line,
the next day she has a hatline. And now I'm trying to
get used to talking straight, whichis difficult as well. I can't talk
straight. Really, I I wason vacation. Sorry, guys, that
(03:01):
was Floria. I tell everyone onthe video episode it was amazing. If
you I mean, if you're listeningto the audio right now, trust me,
go to YouTube and look is mystrength. Oh god, she looks
gorgeous. She's like a Bobby Joel, but a Malibu Bobby Dol. I'm
sorry, I was in a dream. Oh she's like a chia pet.
(03:23):
You just like give her a littlebit, a little bit to just keep
growing. Right, let's mad?And yeah, okay, so what just
happened to me? This is whyI am late, well fifteen minutes considered
on time in La. But Ryan, there is a fucking person in my
parking spot. Again. They're gonnaslash your ties if you ask them.
Movie, I'm not going to I'mnot showing anyone ever. Again. That
(03:45):
was Ryan, not me. Iwould never do that. But yeah,
I'm gonna do it right now,are you? Oh no, you shouldn't
move. I want that, karMan. But they did cost me like
two days without a car, andI mean it was like, yeah,
oh my god, I just I'mparked over there. But that's not the
end of my story. Okay,so I have nails on for you.
I got her nails on for Thursday. We have a big date on Thursdays
(04:10):
ahead of another network. We won'tsay, but I'm just okay, yeah,
I'm not the one. Yeah.But I put my credit card in,
yeah, and I couldn't get itout, and you're getting more heavy
for Thursday and everything. Oh mygod, you're like my favorite Bobby Doll
right now. Okay, so Icouldn't get my card out because how do
you do with nails? I waslike, oh, and so there's a
(04:31):
really cute girl on a bike goingfor a real make exercise and I said
stop, because that's what I wascalling you. Do you think you guys
really sorry? Do you think mycredit card stuck? She was, oh,
that happy to me, it's hardto get out. I'm like,
no, it's because of my nails. And she was like a granola beautiful
and she had no fake anything,and so she just went and I was
(04:55):
like, do you mind to putit back in and pull it back out
because I actually have to pay forthe parking And then she did that for
me too, And then this reallynice couple told me my portal to my
electric charge thing was open you eyss, So I got from it that you
were a messot. I would havenever had to take out my credit cards.
(05:16):
This is a lot of stuff.So you basically had the best time
in Florida. And the people that, yeah, we did, we can
we walked, we drank, Idrank, he can't drink. And then
the family we're with, I wantto be adopted, the warrants. Hi,
guys, I love you. Ifeel like Sharon's my big sister at
(05:38):
this point, that's the mom ofthe Okay, she's the mom maybe actually
my sister. She is, butlike, well she's not. But I
mean because I'm not rich, butshe's way richer than rich. Is like,
yeah, that's why she's bigger thanme because she's rich, because she's
actually smaller and tinier than me,but she's bigger. And like, well,
(06:00):
okay, so what have you broughtto Well, okay, so I
didn't go to Florida. What elsehave I been doing. I've been sun
tanning a little bit. I've beenworking on my no I was sick for
a week week. A lovely friend, an old flame of mine, stopped
in last night from Australia. Didyou get your broken No, okay,
(06:21):
so I'll tell you what happened.We used to do it, Okay,
he broke my He he's a reallybig, well known actor in Australia,
so I won't say names, buthe's here right now. No which year,
Russell Jackman, it's not Hugh Jackman. Stop gazing. Yeah, well
(06:46):
anyway, no more on that.But anyway, so he broke my heart
once because like we met in youknow, number eight the club long story.
I don't have any short stories anyway, And it was like a world
and romance. We were like togetherNonStop for like two whole weeks, just
doing it and having fun and like. And then he came and followed me
back to La and then I realizedhe has a wondering eye and he likes
(07:11):
whatever, wandering, wondering and wanderinganyway, so he's in a bit of
a messy situation at the moment.He calls me freaking out last night.
Then he comes over and he's sodreamy and nice. He's so lovely.
Anyway, did you cry to himlike you like to cry? Were you?
(07:33):
But I felt so in power.Actually it was such a nice moment
because I was like, welcome,to my lovely place, and I'm so
now and blah blah blah blah,like so many things. And I wasn't
falling him for him like I usedto would have been. And he tried
to kiss me on the way out, but it went I went for the
cheek and he went for the middle, and he was trying to stay over,
but I got him a hotel nextto my house. That wow,
(07:54):
fresh, Well, why why didyou not fuck him? Because it does
things to me? And then Ibecome assessed with him. And he is
great and fun. But guess what, he's always traveling, he's always like,
he's just loving, like literally spreadsthe love makes it more attractive because
he just doesn't get attached to anything. So anyway, but no, but
(08:16):
nothing happened. No, but he'shere for the next three weeks and he's
coming over this afternoon. So again, unless I say it will, then
it will. I want to showyou him. He's so cute. Take
some pop star. Oh yeah,right, you better do it now.
I don't do it now, doit? No? No, no,
no, no, okay, Sogo to Google images here if you If
(08:39):
we can't show everyone, which oneis he? Here? Is it that
No, that was an old boyfriendof his. Well, show me which
one it is. Oh, youdon't think he's cute. I think he's
cute. Yeah, he's he's dashing. Yeah. Anyway, Sorry, guys,
back to this. That could havebeen learn our own time, not
(09:01):
on these poor people. Did yousee the eclipse the other day? No?
Because I didn't want to go blind, I stayed directly into the sun.
It hurts so much. I canstill see it. Actually when I
close my eyelids. When I closemy eyelids, I see the little half
because remember I already burned my retinasor my whatever they were, so I
gotta be careful. Kind of romantic. How come they can fit into each
(09:22):
other like that, Like they're thesame size, the sun and the moon,
and they just like, well,who made them the exact same size?
And then they can just cover eachother like that? Well, it's
the distance. It's the distance.It's like a country is very far and
the moon is really close. Youknow that they're not the same size.
No, they're just far apart,but they happen to cross far apart,
(09:45):
do you know what I mean?And then, oh my god, for
a second, they were together andthey look like the same size. Well
they are both around. It's likeI was about to say his name,
like the guy I just spoke ofan eye sometimes, but then this I'm
not talking to that I didn't careabout. It's just like geography. So
I was thinking the other day,you know who used to make fun of
me of for not knowing geography?Do you know where things are on a
(10:07):
map? Like do you mean Idon't know? Ask my question, like
where is like if you do youknow that Guatemala? Or like what is
that near? What other countries isthat near? It's Sner Columbia. Okay,
See, I don't know where anythingis on a map, Like I
know, I don't even know ifit's Sner Columbia. They just I just
well, I wouldn't know. Butwhy do people care so much that you
(10:30):
can pick things out on a map, like I'm not driving the plane.
I don't understand white people care aboutgeography so much. Like they were like,
oh, I feel bad for you, We need to get you a
math, honey. I'm like,why, I know other countries exist,
I know what's even in those countries. I don't need to know where exactly
their place or we don't want toknow about war people. And I'm not
driving there, I mean literally,Well enough, okay, we have some
(10:50):
other things to do, he said, do you just ranting? You're a
rancher today? Guess what I'm doingafter this? Going to lunch with Phaeder
and VICKI. Wow, that's killyou. Like all you're doing is talking.
(11:16):
I'm already been getting to talk,and then you just want to hear
it. I just had to getit because I knew you ruined my punchline.
Let's not fine, Well, thenlet me talk sometimes. Okay,
tell me who you going to lunchwith me. I'm not going to tell
you now. Okay, I'll beand Vicki and I we're gonna go to
this Beverly Hills Rejuvenation Center and getrejuvenated. And then we're gonna go and
(11:41):
we're gonna have no wine because thosebitches do not really drink and I can't
drink either because I want to detox. Yes, you've got your new amazing
doctor and there's a lot that isgoing to detox. I liked that foot
spot thing that you did the otherday. World that Donk came in.
I can't even look down when it'sdone, but it is crazy, but
(12:01):
you do feel like lighter when youleave. And that spa is incredible because
they only focus on like your yourbody. Like everyone in there's very fancy.
I actually have some tea on that. A very famous guy was in
doing a foot bath and he referredhis you know, someone to come in
(12:26):
and they were saying it because theydidn't know he was samous, and I'm
like, is it so and sodoes he do this? And they're like,
oh yeah. I'm like, I'mgoing to take a bet that the
girl that comes in is real prettyand young, and so I stayed to
see and she was pretty and youngand is someone that's stating someone that no
one knows about. Maybe ooh,I love that. But maybe it was
his daughter. We don't know.But then she knew me. She's like,
(12:52):
Brandy, I met you at haNance party. I'm like, oh,
Nance Potty Nan my friend. Okay. I thought I thought maybe that
was the No's a girl, avery pretty girl. Okay. So right
now James Man is being a babyand we're going to take some questions from
Instagram, and I think we shouldjust answer all of them, even if
(13:13):
we don't like them. Yes,unless there's a lawyer situation that we can't
get involved in. Okay, Ryan, tell us what we're answering, Uh,
sure, and who it's from?Maybe? Sure, I can do
that. This is from Peky ATBHello, Brandy, have you and Mauricio
fucked your lost darling? Oh?Wow, James, have you fucked Mauricio?
(13:41):
I would lie to I mean,honestly, we haven't fucked. Stay
tuned, Okay, the tattoo princess. Is it better to be a stripper
in La or San Diego? Whichis the best club to make the most
money? Ooh? I can probably. I mean, like I can give
you an idea. I would say, get on that Burbank flight to Vegas
(14:03):
and head over to It's like anhour go to Vegas. I mean I
would think that LA has the mosttourists. People come in, they throw
their money around, like if youcan you turk or not? That's a
problem too. What do you think? I don't know because I don't really
go to strip clubs. Maybe SanDiego. You're like, maybe why?
(14:26):
Because I just feel like there wouldbe more into strip clubs there. I
mean La, everyone's like on thestreets. You don't need to go into
a club. Yeah, sure,you can find us on Instagram here.
Yeah. No, But like there'slike legitimate strippers that make a lot of
money that I love when they smelllike roses and honey. And but I
(14:46):
think you know the Vegas ones.Yeah, they probably because people go there
with Vegas. But saying like,if you can, if you have a
choice, live in La, jumpon the flight to Vegas from Burbank.
I'm always on a striper flight.That actually makes sense, right, get
your money for two nights, yes, come back home and do nothing for
the rest of the month. Yes, because people are saving to go to
(15:07):
Vegas, so you don't necessarily haveto be rich. But they spend money
and they're also winning. Yeah,and you win, you make it rain.
So basically we're saying Las Vegas,not either Sanyo or La. But
I do know some strippers here thatmake quite a ton of money. Okay,
this is from bays One. Firstof all, they say they love
(15:28):
you, oh yeah yeah. Secondof all, will the girls trip air?
I've not heard of that. What'syour next move? Well, James
is my manager. I can't tellyou whether girls trip will air or not
because I'm clearly not in charge ofthat. And there are many many lawsuits
happening at the moment, so Ifeel like maybe once they get resolved,
(15:50):
it will air. But again,not in charge of that. He is
in charge of our next move.What is my next move? We can't
say right now because everyone well,because then it would be the cut out
of the bag before it's ready.And there have been signs, yes,
there have been signs. You know, if you read between the lines or
(16:11):
a bubber heads, you'll see thatis the next move. You guys will
hear about that one of many Yes. When people say you can't talk about
it right now, it feels likethey don't have anything to action. No,
it's literally because you can't. Imean, it all relies on doing
it all at the right time andhaving the release come out. And also,
yeah, if you could just starttalking about it, it would lose
all of the momentum when it actuallycomes out. Like we've heard you're talking
(16:33):
about this physical Well there is.There are two shows in the works,
but we can't say exactly what theyare because then you'll still leave idea and
you'll give it to a different blondeLamson and that would suck. If we
have to give. You can't letout all the attention before the shows.
Okay, the shows need the attentionat the time. It all comes out
at once, but also sometimes youshoot the shows. Not that this has
happened to me, but it's well, it did happen once a pilot for
(16:59):
a show and then and it doesn'tcome out like the one I did.
Jay Hernandez, your boyfriend Rodriguez,Oh my god, you know what,
they did a show together once.They were like Jay versus Jay an asshole
Jay Rodriguez. We did a pilotfor a game show, really smart,
(17:19):
and it didn't come out, andit should have because we were funny.
But so we don't know, likewe know what we're doing. And hopefully,
you know, the blogs will shutthe fuck up about me. And
and by the way, I'm goingto sue three hundred over three hundred blogs.
I want to do them three hundredblogs. I hate lawyers. This
(17:42):
is Polo forty five sixty five.Oh no, sorry, well I will
read there. This is just likethey're sorry, Bravo, fucked you over
love the podcast? What are yourwork plans? We already answered that,
Yeah, so I stole the TV. How do you manage your touristitial cystitis?
(18:02):
Any tips for us? Sure,that's a medical question about my bladder.
But yeah, don't have any acid, don't have tomatoes, don't have
anything with you know, any saladdressings, don't have any vinegar, no
alcohol, and then you can getpills like oh Myron, you're like you're
(18:22):
a said k is actually really greatand then paridean. But to be honest,
when you're stressed, it's so muchworse. It's like an ulcer in
your bladder. So if you cando things not to stress, which I
hate when people say that to me, it will be better, if that
makes sense, So good luck withthat. It sucks, you'll have it
(18:44):
forever. And then they had anotherthing, any regrets regarding how you handle
things with your Beverly Hills co starsin the past at each other. I
think the only actual regret that Ihave is the Adrian maloof thing, like,
really, don't give two fox aboutanyone else? Yeah that sounds about
(19:07):
right. Yeah, there's not Canwe do reenactment for a second. I
get to call you a slut pigand you say, at least started do
a crystal meth in the bathroo.Okay I cry and okay, okay,
I was crying. You're a slutpig at least than the bathroom all my
long, bitch. And see,yeah, I was way better when it
was like just natural and that camenaturally, which is kind of fucked up
(19:33):
A pleasure was lovely. Oh mygod, a part of history. Thank
you. Next question, Danny Pavillawants to know your thoughts on vander punt
Villa. So who need to stickaround for the end of this show,
right, yeah, well, twe're going to talk about that at the
end of the show. We're goingto talk about that dumpster fire, okay,
which James likes. Rachel says,hey, Brandy, did you ever
(19:59):
find your cute chica? Made mecry? Seeing that? Well, I
can't even talk about it because I'mlike an emotional mess because I just got
my home runs yesterday. I don'tknow about gone. Okay, you didn't
watch tis not like every move Imean, honestly, like smart move.
(20:21):
Honestly, it's turned into how canwe ruin your life? You know what
I mean? It's just not funanymore for me. Although on the commercial
for Bravo, there's these two gayguys and they go, oh my god,
it's our favorite thing to watch womenand cocktail dress. It's just argue.
It's the best part of my day. You know. I saw this
one thing was like, wait,so women, you should just get together
(20:41):
and fight for free okay, jwx VP. What's your favorite recipes to
cook nowadays? Oh? Speaking ofrecipes, I have one of them.
Recipe for disaster is James and Iin the kitchen. So stay tuned.
(21:02):
Like Jesus's big fat mouth is open. It's not bad. It's a little
bit salty because I went out todinner last night with a man. Oh
you guys went to dinner, yes, and then you got in my hotel
and you didn't have sex because Ineed to go to bed because I wanted
to look good to say. Butthen I didn't sleep anyway because at six
thirty it was ten o'clock. Itwas so mad. John Hernberg won two
(21:33):
five. Talk about your thoughts onTrader season two. So Trader season two,
did you watch it? No?No, okay, I think Patri
was the real MVP. Well,Phaedri was the MVP. Didn't love it
because they gave away too much becauselike after the like all of the things.
They would go in and talk toeach contestant and say, why do
(21:55):
you think that happened? So therewas no like mystery around it. It
was just like, well, hedid this because of that, and he
did that because of this, AndI felt like it was too informative.
I wanted to have like it justlike season one and maybe like not so
many annoying people like Peter. Who'sPeter? Was it Peter from Baby?
(22:17):
Oh? Okay The Bachelor? Youonly know about Bravo? You're so gay?
And I reluctantly watch band punp rollsthese days because it fucking sucks.
It really sucks. And you knowwhat, I watch Naked and Afraid now
and I am afraid and it hasnothing to do with being naked. But
is there a version you can watchof Naked and Afraid where they don't blow
the penises? No, I don'tthink so. I'll be friends with someone
(22:38):
in a high place for that version. You won't want to. But I'm
learning that I would die very easily, like very quickly. Well, yeah,
because you get a million bugs inyour vatina and I wouldn't make I
would get a banana leaf and makea gee string a lot, and then
you can make sure you can getleaf. We think. But here's the
(22:59):
thing, got like an infestation fromsome weird bug, and she's partly paralleled
to this day. They cannot theyneed to put some sticky tape on the
vagina or something like that. It'sjust like I think it was in her
vagina. Okay, sorry, Iwas just we chatted about this the other
day, that a lot of thingscan go up there. Yeah, I
mean a lot of things count atthis point, so like there's a lot
(23:22):
of things you can put. Itmight not honestly be on that show if
I was circumcised, because then you'renot protected, like I can get the
little sweater like that whole ship becausewe don't have the sweaters. So I
mean, I would just go andput a bunch of tampons on my vagina.
I would just never sit down,Like you'd have to stand the day
you watch it, because you're gonnadie. What do you say this?
(23:45):
Crabs everywhere crabs, but like thedifferent places, there's elephants, there's snakes
everywhere. They starve to death.It is so scary. I wondered if
anyone ever fell in love on thatshow is trying to google it and I
don't know. I wonder if theytry to have sex. But it's like
two day. Did you have ananswer about Traders too? Oh? Yeah
I did. Thanks. I likeit's too informative too much, like you
(24:10):
just didn't listen, Ryan whatever?Whatever? Okay, okay, f change
vv Please get Tricia Piatus on yourpodcast and go on hers. You'll talk
for f do you all talk aftera celebrity big brother? So I'm the
worst at keeping in touch. Welove Triscia. We all know, haven't
we? Yeah? Have we?I mean we've been doing this for ten
(24:32):
years before every fucking random person inthe fucking fucking world had a podcast.
We were here first. We're betterthan you. Please quit. But Trisha's
fun and she found a way tomake money. I saw you shaking when
you're that you're excited and caffeinated.That like by eating on her bed with
(24:52):
the video camera. She made millions. So is that way she started?
Because I've had in there and Isee some of those memes on Instagram.
But I didn't really know about herwhole YouTube start. She had a YouTube
channel and she was like a webcamand she sat on her bed and ate
food. It was so interesting aboutthat. I loved it. She made
(25:15):
have pink like gea wagon or something. I think, okay, I'm going
to start doing that because I loveeating. I don't think money. I
think everyone copied her, and nowthere's a weird thing about food, but
just a whole bunch of YouTube channelswhere people just sit there eating. No.
I think it's because she's a prettygirl and she's like, she's got
such a personality. But she didjust sit there and eat and tell people
(25:37):
I'm gonna watch these videos now.I am. Actually it's interested. But
that said, I don't want tosee anyone else doing it. She was
the first, she was a last. I'm good. Can we get Trisha
paytas on? Everybody start dming notdm at in her or whatever you do
to get to her, get gether or I could just text her,
Oh yeah, that would be nicetoo. She has a baby now,
(25:59):
so she might be rubbed. Shecan bring your baby. Cute. But
you know that you can't use foodon onlyfounds. You can't use food,
Well, people will probably trying tofuck it. Well that's that's what I'm
trying to say. They just likeleave food out of it, like I
mean, I mean there's a lotof the other things they do on there,
like they will get a pillow,some rath and stuff. No,
(26:19):
but there's a whole subculture people thatwant to see just one person doing things.
But I'm saying you can't have sex, but you can't have sex with
food. I feel like that's alittle bit like it's really weird racist.
Well because some people don't have food, so them wasting. Maybe you don't
have food. That's four more.Have you ever tried sculpture? What are
(26:45):
your thoughts? I probably have,and I would probably say don't do it.
My health issues these days. Whatis it? It's a filler,
but I don't know. I thinkwhat it is. Yes, sculpture is
like something that you but I heardlike it makes you have lumps. I
think that. When I was inHousewives, a doctor put it in my
(27:06):
hands, which are super wrinkly.But I wouldn't do it, Okay,
James Ford, what what are yourdating tips for gays when it comes to
monogamy? Because what's mine is mine, right, so that's very interesting.
My dating tips for gays when itcomes to monogamy is find someone when you're
(27:29):
sixty because you're I mean, Idon't really believe in monogamy anyway, And
in Los Angeles, every gay guyis hot and perfect, and I just
don't think it's sustainable. And evenin straight hetero marriages these days, I
feel like there's just too many options. Instagram, all of these apps.
You can get pussy or dick whereveryou are at any time. And I
(27:53):
think that if you want to bemonogamous, you should move just like San
Diego, but also that you canjust be super choosy and find someone that
is going to be monogamous. Nowit is ninety percent of people aren't these
days, especially in the gay world. But if you want to wait it
out and find someone, wait itout. I mean, that's the weight
part he doesn't want. But thatsaid, a lot of people start out
(28:14):
monogamous and then they get bored withtheir partner, but they still love them
and they want to have an openrelationship, and then it goes sideways.
I'm with him, though, what'smine is mine. Just cheat it and
don't tell me about it. Iwant to know. I want to be
loading the false sense of security,and you better be good at trying to
make me think that you're not cheating, because if I suspect, I am
leaving, but I do not wantto see I want it monogamous, or
(28:37):
at least you want to like youwant the dream in your head and like
ignorance is bless for you. Icouldn't do that. But even if I
know about it, I'm just sayingI mean I know, but like,
let's say you have an open relationship. You don't want to know details of
like where are you going? Whatare you doing? That would drive me
nuts. Just be like, Okay, we have open relationship and we all
have Saturdays off. No, Idon't want to track the MiG, but
(28:59):
like, yes, Saturdays, andthat's it. I mean, it would
suck if one person could find someoneto fuck and the other person couldn't.
But then you but then you useyour whole week to set up your Saturday,
which kind of steals away from yourmarriage attention or your partner's, like
the attention you have for your person, the time to go around fucking everyone.
If you have a job and you'realso in a relationship and you're okay,
(29:21):
I mean I have time to doit. I just am not doing
it. I mean, okay,uh tan, oh man, Brandy,
don't you think you're a Cindy Craftforddouble? Have you ever met her?
I love you channel man like.I feel like that's probably my mom doesn't
know how to use miss. Yes. No, I have met Cindy.
She's fucking stunning. She's gorgeous.I we've had conversations. She was friends
(29:47):
with my ex boyfriend Mike. Iwish I looked like her, but she
did give me one really good point. We were at an event and I
had a really cute perse and thislady came up and talking to her and
and yeah, we were hanging togetherat the event and she's like, oh,
your purse is so cute. AndI'm like, oh, thanks.
She got to hear it, andI was like giving this giant explanation about
(30:11):
my purse, and Cindy's like,sometimes you just say thank you. Oh.
I was like, yeah, that'sactually true. That's like the more
elegant way to be, like I'mrich and I'm not going to tell you
that this purse is not rich orrich, but it gets just saying it's
elegant. That's yeah. I mether once that this. It was Kelly
(30:32):
Slated's like launch of his clothing lineout in Malibu, and the daughter was
there too, and the husband cutest. Yeah, we're watching Paul Royol.
Are you guys watching? Oh god, it's so good. I guess who
is an actress in it? Who? Yeah? If I can? I
mean she's so gorgeous. I meanshe's literally the spitting of bitch of a
(30:53):
mother. She really can't act.Yeah, because I really was like,
ah, this girl me see.I think she's amazing, but I think
she's possible for sure. She's reallyreally good with considering the part they gave
her. It's not like they gaveher all of this giant but she's very
young, she can learn, She'sshe's great. She's doing a great job.
Kaya we love you. Come tothe pod final Final one from Hellgey
(31:17):
Mullen. That's tough. I don'tknow. I don't know how to pronounce
it. Have people apologized to youafter Lisa Shannon's statement in court? I
have not received an apology from anyoneanyway. So I had to. I
had to watch the show what's itcalled, Band of Pumphila. I'm very
(31:40):
excited to chat about it because it'smy favorite show on television. Joking Number
one. It is so good.I mean, the people are so obnoxious
on it. I love it.It is literally a dumpster fire. Okay,
why you complete your guys? Okay, First, I have a theory
that it's not out she shot inFrance. Oh, conspiracy theory. Only
(32:05):
two people that are French are thechefs, and she shipped everyone else in
from probably Instagram and her other establishments, and they could be anywhere. Even
the guests that come in are notFrench. No, wouldn't they have that
somewhere where exactly they filmed it?And then I don't know, I guess
they could get away with it.Do you think, I mean, yeah,
(32:27):
hello, I don't. It's like, honestly, it's like they're on
below Deck and Love Island and somethingelse that's stupid, and I just feel
like they're being stupid for being stupid, Like they were brought on. They
think they're doing reality TV. Andthen Lisa comes in and it's like,
(32:51):
oh, darling, we have thisis a what is her favorite word on
that show? I don't love heron the show because she's way too stale
and like it's kind of like justpresenting it. But the characters in it,
like the Eric the manager. He'shorrible. He loves himself. And
so also, did you see theepisode where so there was that girl having
their Trains coming out party, rightand he was smacking her on the bum,
(33:15):
picking her up, drinking shot likethat. I'm saying literally, like
I was, like, I loveit. It's just in this climate now,
you're not allowed to do these thingsbecause like some people get punished for
it and others don't. But hewas smacking her on the bum, picking
up, taking his clothes off,right down to his underwear. He's the
manager of the entire we're talking aboutthe villa. Yeah, I there's someone
(33:37):
on that show who Her name's PriscillaPre. I don't know she's she's from
Brazil. Yeah, okay, Maggie'sbrother dated her for like six seven years.
I think I like her because Ihaven't written anything mean about her.
So she's the only normal one thatisn't like playing reality person and she's just
(34:00):
like these people are crazy. Isa chef No, I don't know,
I haven't seen it. Waitress.You don't like brunettes, you're not gonna
like her Resilian, I know,but she doesn't even have an accent though.
I hate. I'm the same personI hate the name Villa Roosevella.
First of all, it's like,isn't it Roosevelt, isn't rob Yeah,
(34:22):
Rose President of the United States?Right, Roosevelt? Roose Bel Roosevelt.
I do not like it. Itsounds like a cough that you get.
I like, if you get rooseBel and you need an injection for it,
like Roosevelt vaccine, Roosevelt rheumatic fever. Yeah. And then okay,
(34:52):
so the manage is horrible. Ohgod, okay, wait, wait,
wait, we're not just going togo off your notes and you're just where
you're going to have an actual conversationabout this. So the show itself is
on Hulu. It's not a Bravoproduction. It is definitely at least a
vander Pump production. And I justfeel like it's so incredibly staged, not
(35:16):
like in a good way, incrediblystaged in that they they go and they
probably cast who's going to come into their quote unquote events. So is
it like a like an event space. See, you've got a girl and
a guy that used to date thathe cheated on her, right, Hannah,
the blonde girl with the lips andher voice. I like, that's
(35:37):
great because she actually still wants tobe with him. A lot of question
because I'm going to question some ofyour statements. Do you really think they're
broken up? Yes? Okay,No, I think she really wants to
be with him, and she's pretendingshe doesn't he cheated on her. No,
well, she says we're not goingto be together, We're going to
(35:59):
be they went on. He goesand makes up with someone else on the
show, and she's like, oh, like even when someone was sitting right
next to him, and she's like, you've got your legs open next to
him right now, and she wasn't. She was just, well, they're
still together. Like he's a betteractor than she is because she can't pretend
they're broken up and he's clearly actinglike they're broken up, which they're not.
(36:21):
And it's so obvious to me,and I just want to touch them
both, like not really, butlike on the TV, you really think
they're together? Yeah? No,no, broken up? I mean,
yeah, yeah, they're not.Okay, then what do you think of
I want to know what you thinknext? Okay, So I think that
the manager is really aggressive, Yeah, very aggressive and very unprofessional and I
(36:43):
don't really love that. I meanit's good TV, though, I mean
is it good TV? Yeah,because they're kind of they're going against everything
that like a regular set. Imean, if they weren't drinking behind the
bar and partying with the guests,we would just be watching people serving people
at a restaurant and it wouldn't reallyI'm not saying they shouldn't be doing totally.
I'm just thinking it is kind ofa cheap buff of vander Pumper rules
(37:05):
without actual patrons and just people theycast to bring in in a place that's
not Actually, it's been so muchdrama already. That's why I like it.
He seats well, there's been somuch drama already. There has been
this been the girl is the nameTully or she tell me what they look
like? Okay, so she's theyoung girl behind the bar. That's she's
(37:29):
black and she is she was crying. She's one of the party, like
the ones that puts the she's awaitress. Yeah, she cried that.
That was the second time she's criedbecause of the manager and she just wants
to be like so there was thatdrama between her and the manager that they
keep sogoynists. That definitely who HughJackman gave birth to, don't you think,
(37:52):
right? Yeah, he's hot,he's hot. He's over performing for
television, you know. I likethat as well. Is the one of
the cleaners, Like she's like ahousekeeping one and she's really little and she
got makeup put on for the firsttime and she cried. Yeah, it
was so sweet because this little girl, she just was like I never usually
put She's from like a small townsomewhere. She's actually not producing herself,
(38:16):
Like she's not doing what everyone elseis doing, which is way too much.
What did you see at the endof this episode she yelled at the
manager and she was saying, youare a piece of ship for being mean
about the chef. At their likegroups, the guests for me get a
little bit too involved barely even onit. No, the guests have been
(38:37):
like speaking up. Didn't you see? There was this week when they were
having a bachelor party and the guythat was friends with the bachelorette that was
there, he kept trying to bringup a fight that they'd had to try
and get that though he's not onthe show. No, No, that's
a gay guy. The fiance wasthe one that doesn't look so cute.
Oh yeah, and he showed upthere to the bachelor party, and then
(39:00):
he brought it up again. Thatwas one valid point, you mate,
really quickly. The Baucherette party,the way they talked about it before they
got there, they felt like theywere going to be going buck wild with
these girls and hooking up with them. But they weren't that fun. Nobody
like that. You can't do that. I know they're not Red Voice,
You're not literally red voice, reallyno, but oh my god, the
(39:22):
word curated. If I hear theword create, curated one more time,
Lisa keeps saying it. They keepsaying it. Everything. We're curating the
shit out of this. Everything's curated. We're going to curate everything, curate,
curate your ratings because they're gonna fuckingsuck bit. Okay, but curating
is just another word for drinking,like you know, we're gonna drew.
(39:42):
No, I mean for them,it is, because they're like, did
they take a shot and go yep, we're going to curate this. This
doesn't make any sense. And becausethen Lisa, look, she says it
a lot, but one hand Lisawill tell them like to profession, and
then she goes, you did sogood having those shots and you have I
don't care what you do made inthe scenes as long as the guests are
happening, like, well, whichone is it? Bit, just suck
(40:05):
the guests if you want to.I mean, it actually helped. You
got a big a tip, Imean. And then yeah, I just
it reminds me very much of ashow she did where she had like a
it was a brief like it wason for a minute where she's had like
people over her house for a curatedevent and it was like a beautiful thing
and she was supposed to interview themall, and she made it about herself
(40:27):
and flowers, and it was justlike, I just look like every part
of this event is curated. Wehave macaroons. We have macaroons. I'm
like, okay, you have macaroonsand some Teni's records. That is not
curating. I mean it was yeah, And then I feel like they shot
this all in a week, allof the episodes. Only. The only
thing that I will say is shewas a little rude about that pink croucheted
(40:47):
beret that she got from the transOh what do you say trans yeah,
trans woman like made her a pinklike a thing for her head, and
she's like, I im miss that. Missed that well, I was taking
notes. What about Marciano? Didyou see the cliffhanger this week? And
made out? He kissed? It'sgood he kissed one of the guests.
(41:12):
How is that not good? Theymade her and her like him and his
girlfriend, which they are a couple. They signed a thing saying okay,
you're allowed to do this one time, and you should throw that there.
And I'm gonna get jealous here.And it is a fucking joke. It
is a joke of a reality showand it should be put on fire.
I'd like a dump pole of who'swatching and who's not and who thinks it's
(41:36):
way better than the Valley? Forone, and also it is it goes.
I will say the Valley is betterthan vander punt Rules, Then the
Valley I will say it goes vanderrupt Brules, which is kind of turning.
Look at my blue nails, becausemy geens he just goes off to
another subject. So vanderbt Brules wouldbe my favorite out of the three.
(41:59):
The Valley is not great, butit's way better than whatever is happening not
in France, Like it's just notin France. And if it's in France,
it's in like the west of France, or they even have the West
of France. I know that theSouth of France will try and enjoy,
but we're not good at geography.You never mind. But I'm saying it's
like in a field somewhere where everyeverything's brought in they often live together.
(42:23):
I just feel like it's just toocontrived. Oh that's the word contrived,
and you love it, you lovecontrived. I honestly, I wish they
had actors in there doing it,like when actors pretend they're own reality show,
like Emma Stone and that guy thatshe I forget the guy's Namebody's in
a lot of movies. Like theydid this fake reality show and it was
(42:46):
she knew that hilarious and it isactually how reality shows are. I think
we should do that more. Okay, did anyone watch it? No?
We will see. What did youthink of band upon Rules? What was
that happened? I mean I justsawt it on the other day, like
nothing really happened at all. Honestly, do you think Mariana is going to
(43:08):
leave vander Punt Rules. You know, she got that hosting gig just recently,
so she's hosting F Boy Island nowinstead? Oh? Really? Yeah?
Nicki Glazier. Yeah, Nicki glazeris doing Lovers and Liars Now.
Did Nikki replace her with Oriana?No, Ariana has replaced No. I'm
saying I think Nicki wrote double checkRyan is Ariana Maddox hosting F Boy Island
(43:30):
now or F Girl Island? No, because nickis doing F Girl Island.
I think she's doing so she probablybecause Nicki wrote these, So she probably
brought Ariana in to like start out, because she did. She did a
cameo, like a guest segment onYeah, and then now she's hosting.
So what I'm thinking is I thinkit's too soon for her to leave Vanda
Punt Rules because like, don't well, she's not going to leave because she's
(43:52):
getting sued and when you get sued, you need all the income that you
can have. Ariana's getting sued.Yeah, Oh says she's expanding her portfolio
by hosting Love Island USA. Yeah, she's hosted for island. Oh sorry,
everything's an island because she was Iwas going to say she was on.
(44:12):
She came on as a guest ersand she was actually better than the
host, and so I thought sheshe's replacing Sarah Highland. I love Sarah,
I love you. I love Sarah. Scripted shows, Yeah, scripted.
She's a great actress. She doesn'tneed to do that, she rev.
Yeah, go back to your greatestreality, crapscum of the earth.
(44:34):
Right. That's why I feel thatwe're out of like we just don't matter
where dismissible. But yeah, no, I don't think she's gonna leave just
yet. I think that she's she'sgoing to have to make some cash.
I mean, obviously she's making cash. I mean good for her though,
that now she gets to host ashow, because like, honestly, yeah,
that's what I wanted to do.But that's fine. I also had
this thing where I put my photoon people guys rate me and there was
(44:58):
some funny comments, including a aboutmy eyebrows. But I don't want to
talk about it. We talk aboutit in the morning on our Morning Mini
because I got I have to go. You're just you were so excited like
a hyper child when you came inthat you like you exploded, like your
head exploded and you weren't making anysense and you were all over the place.
So I just had to reel youin because it's my podcast, and
(45:19):
now I would like to talk aboutyour ratings of your looks tomorrow on our
Morning Mini Okay, tune into MorningMinis. Don't forget to rate the show.
Park was saying, we should geteveryone to rate the show. Go
and rate the show. It's reallygood for it rate. How do you
rate it? You just say everyway you listen to it. If you're
listening to the audio, go inand do the five stars or whatever stars.
(45:42):
You just rate it and then rideit. Yeah, well, listen,
we want to Any rating is goodeven listen. If you just want
to hate it on us, wewill answer your hate questions and we will
be better than your motherfuckers. Butwe want a good rating. But we
want a good rating, and ifyou give us a good rating, we're
(46:02):
really going to talk to you andwe're going to read your handle. If
you're mean, We're just going toanswer the question is yell at you and
not say your handle, So besmart. Yeah, bye, guys,
Hie, Happy birthday, Thanks forlistening to Brandy Glanville. Unfiltered, download
new episodes every week and if youhaven't already, subscribed and be sure to
leave us a rating and review.And while you're at it, check out
(46:24):
some of the other great shows availableon straw Hut Media
Straw Hut Media. Let's talk aboutme. Let's talk about sex, baby,
Let's talk about you and me.Let's talk about all the good things
and the bad things that could be. Let's talk about from straw Hut Media,
(00:21):
this is Brandy Glanville on the film. So have you been here?
Did you want to high five?Just now? I wait? Wait,
your mouth looks different. My mouthlooks like you can see hi. So
(00:41):
my jaws completely like as we know, I have TMJ but because they pulled
to peethe well right, just walkingfor anyway, I mean, because I
have to like keep massaging it everyday until I get my implants, fucking
boring implants that cost more than fuckingthese implants. But I have to get
(01:06):
it massage and torqued every day.I just get about how good you looked
today. I cannot stop. Youliterally look like a different person. I
am a different person, and Ididn't I was years ago. But so
here's the thing. I had tohave two teeth pulled in the back.
And in order to get the implants, you have to let them hell for
(01:30):
a year and now it's in ayear. But that's why my jaw when
I clinched my teeth, it goescrooked because I have nothing to clinch back
your you know what I mean.So in my sleep I figured this out.
So I became my own practitioner.W no I made it was making
(01:51):
a mouthguard for myself. And thenI took some wax and I put some
wax in the back of the mouthguardfrom my back to teeth that I don't
have. And then so I slept, and when I slept, I could
smile. Oh my gosh, SoI mean obviously, so yeah, yeah.
But it was also the dentist yesterday, and I still have some work
(02:15):
to do, but it's gonna costmy fortune, but I'm gonna do it.
Well. I mean, I lovemy dentist, but my cosmetic dentist
I love. Were like bodies.But this hat is really cute too.
You want to know who gave methis hot Kim Richard's a cute I mean,
(02:38):
we used that chemo. It scaredme cancer. I don't know what
the fuck it is like it waslike one day she has a jewelry line,
the next day she has a hatline. And now I'm trying to
get used to talking straight, whichis difficult as well. I can't talk
straight. Really, I I wason vacation. Sorry, guys, that
(03:01):
was Floria. I tell everyone onthe video episode it was amazing. If
you I mean, if you're listeningto the audio right now, trust me,
go to YouTube and look is mystrength. Oh god, she looks
gorgeous. She's like a Bobby Joel, but a Malibu Bobby Dol. I'm
sorry, I was in a dream. Oh she's like a chia pet.
(03:23):
You just like give her a littlebit, a little bit to just keep
growing. Right, let's mad?And yeah, okay, so what just
happened to me? This is whyI am late, well fifteen minutes considered
on time in La. But Ryan, there is a fucking person in my
parking spot. Again. They're gonnaslash your ties if you ask them.
Movie, I'm not going to I'mnot showing anyone ever. Again. That
(03:45):
was Ryan, not me. Iwould never do that. But yeah,
I'm gonna do it right now,are you? Oh no, you shouldn't
move. I want that, karMan. But they did cost me like
two days without a car, andI mean it was like, yeah,
oh my god, I just I'mparked over there. But that's not the
end of my story. Okay,so I have nails on for you.
I got her nails on for Thursday. We have a big date on Thursdays
(04:10):
ahead of another network. We won'tsay, but I'm just okay, yeah,
I'm not the one. Yeah.But I put my credit card in,
yeah, and I couldn't get itout, and you're getting more heavy
for Thursday and everything. Oh mygod, you're like my favorite Bobby Doll
right now. Okay, so Icouldn't get my card out because how do
you do with nails? I waslike, oh, and so there's a
(04:31):
really cute girl on a bike goingfor a real make exercise and I said
stop, because that's what I wascalling you. Do you think you guys
really sorry? Do you think mycredit card stuck? She was, oh,
that happy to me, it's hardto get out. I'm like,
no, it's because of my nails. And she was like a granola beautiful
and she had no fake anything,and so she just went and I was
(04:55):
like, do you mind to putit back in and pull it back out
because I actually have to pay forthe parking And then she did that for
me too, And then this reallynice couple told me my portal to my
electric charge thing was open you eyss, So I got from it that you
were a messot. I would havenever had to take out my credit cards.
(05:16):
This is a lot of stuff.So you basically had the best time
in Florida. And the people that, yeah, we did, we can
we walked, we drank, Idrank, he can't drink. And then
the family we're with, I wantto be adopted, the warrants. Hi,
guys, I love you. Ifeel like Sharon's my big sister at
(05:38):
this point, that's the mom ofthe Okay, she's the mom maybe actually
my sister. She is, butlike, well she's not. But I
mean because I'm not rich, butshe's way richer than rich. Is like,
yeah, that's why she's bigger thanme because she's rich, because she's
actually smaller and tinier than me,but she's bigger. And like, well,
(06:00):
okay, so what have you broughtto Well, okay, so I
didn't go to Florida. What elsehave I been doing. I've been sun
tanning a little bit. I've beenworking on my no I was sick for
a week week. A lovely friend, an old flame of mine, stopped
in last night from Australia. Didyou get your broken No, okay,
(06:21):
so I'll tell you what happened.We used to do it, Okay,
he broke my He he's a reallybig, well known actor in Australia,
so I won't say names, buthe's here right now. No which year,
Russell Jackman, it's not Hugh Jackman. Stop gazing. Yeah, well
(06:46):
anyway, no more on that.But anyway, so he broke my heart
once because like we met in youknow, number eight the club long story.
I don't have any short stories anyway, And it was like a world
and romance. We were like togetherNonStop for like two whole weeks, just
doing it and having fun and like. And then he came and followed me
back to La and then I realizedhe has a wondering eye and he likes
(07:11):
whatever, wandering, wondering and wanderinganyway, so he's in a bit of
a messy situation at the moment.He calls me freaking out last night.
Then he comes over and he's sodreamy and nice. He's so lovely.
Anyway, did you cry to himlike you like to cry? Were you?
(07:33):
But I felt so in power.Actually it was such a nice moment
because I was like, welcome,to my lovely place, and I'm so
now and blah blah blah blah,like so many things. And I wasn't
falling him for him like I usedto would have been. And he tried
to kiss me on the way out, but it went I went for the
cheek and he went for the middle, and he was trying to stay over,
but I got him a hotel nextto my house. That wow,
(07:54):
fresh, Well, why why didyou not fuck him? Because it does
things to me? And then Ibecome assessed with him. And he is
great and fun. But guess what, he's always traveling, he's always like,
he's just loving, like literally spreadsthe love makes it more attractive because
he just doesn't get attached to anything. So anyway, but no, but
(08:16):
nothing happened. No, but he'shere for the next three weeks and he's
coming over this afternoon. So again, unless I say it will, then
it will. I want to showyou him. He's so cute. Take
some pop star. Oh yeah,right, you better do it now.
I don't do it now, doit? No? No, no,
no, no, okay, Sogo to Google images here if you If
(08:39):
we can't show everyone, which oneis he? Here? Is it that
No, that was an old boyfriendof his. Well, show me which
one it is. Oh, youdon't think he's cute. I think he's
cute. Yeah, he's he's dashing. Yeah. Anyway, Sorry, guys,
back to this. That could havebeen learn our own time, not
(09:01):
on these poor people. Did yousee the eclipse the other day? No?
Because I didn't want to go blind, I stayed directly into the sun.
It hurts so much. I canstill see it. Actually when I
close my eyelids. When I closemy eyelids, I see the little half
because remember I already burned my retinasor my whatever they were, so I
gotta be careful. Kind of romantic. How come they can fit into each
(09:22):
other like that, Like they're thesame size, the sun and the moon,
and they just like, well,who made them the exact same size?
And then they can just cover eachother like that? Well, it's
the distance. It's the distance.It's like a country is very far and
the moon is really close. Youknow that they're not the same size.
No, they're just far apart,but they happen to cross far apart,
(09:45):
do you know what I mean?And then, oh my god, for
a second, they were together andthey look like the same size. Well
they are both around. It's likeI was about to say his name,
like the guy I just spoke ofan eye sometimes, but then this I'm
not talking to that I didn't careabout. It's just like geography. So
I was thinking the other day,you know who used to make fun of
me of for not knowing geography?Do you know where things are on a
(10:07):
map? Like do you mean Idon't know? Ask my question, like
where is like if you do youknow that Guatemala? Or like what is
that near? What other countries isthat near? It's Sner Columbia. Okay,
See, I don't know where anythingis on a map, Like I
know, I don't even know ifit's Sner Columbia. They just I just
well, I wouldn't know. Butwhy do people care so much that you
(10:30):
can pick things out on a map, like I'm not driving the plane.
I don't understand white people care aboutgeography so much. Like they were like,
oh, I feel bad for you, We need to get you a
math, honey. I'm like,why, I know other countries exist,
I know what's even in those countries. I don't need to know where exactly
their place or we don't want toknow about war people. And I'm not
driving there, I mean literally,Well enough, okay, we have some
(10:50):
other things to do, he said, do you just ranting? You're a
rancher today? Guess what I'm doingafter this? Going to lunch with Phaeder
and VICKI. Wow, that's killyou. Like all you're doing is talking.
(11:16):
I'm already been getting to talk,and then you just want to hear
it. I just had to getit because I knew you ruined my punchline.
Let's not fine, Well, thenlet me talk sometimes. Okay,
tell me who you going to lunchwith me. I'm not going to tell
you now. Okay, I'll beand Vicki and I we're gonna go to
this Beverly Hills Rejuvenation Center and getrejuvenated. And then we're gonna go and
(11:41):
we're gonna have no wine because thosebitches do not really drink and I can't
drink either because I want to detox. Yes, you've got your new amazing
doctor and there's a lot that isgoing to detox. I liked that foot
spot thing that you did the otherday. World that Donk came in.
I can't even look down when it'sdone, but it is crazy, but
(12:01):
you do feel like lighter when youleave. And that spa is incredible because
they only focus on like your yourbody. Like everyone in there's very fancy.
I actually have some tea on that. A very famous guy was in
doing a foot bath and he referredhis you know, someone to come in
(12:26):
and they were saying it because theydidn't know he was samous, and I'm
like, is it so and sodoes he do this? And they're like,
oh yeah. I'm like, I'mgoing to take a bet that the
girl that comes in is real prettyand young, and so I stayed to
see and she was pretty and youngand is someone that's stating someone that no
one knows about. Maybe ooh,I love that. But maybe it was
his daughter. We don't know.But then she knew me. She's like,
(12:52):
Brandy, I met you at haNance party. I'm like, oh,
Nance Potty Nan my friend. Okay. I thought I thought maybe that
was the No's a girl, avery pretty girl. Okay. So right
now James Man is being a babyand we're going to take some questions from
Instagram, and I think we shouldjust answer all of them, even if
(13:13):
we don't like them. Yes,unless there's a lawyer situation that we can't
get involved in. Okay, Ryan, tell us what we're answering, Uh,
sure, and who it's from?Maybe? Sure, I can do
that. This is from Peky ATBHello, Brandy, have you and Mauricio
fucked your lost darling? Oh?Wow, James, have you fucked Mauricio?
(13:41):
I would lie to I mean,honestly, we haven't fucked. Stay
tuned, Okay, the tattoo princess. Is it better to be a stripper
in La or San Diego? Whichis the best club to make the most
money? Ooh? I can probably. I mean, like I can give
you an idea. I would say, get on that Burbank flight to Vegas
(14:03):
and head over to It's like anhour go to Vegas. I mean I
would think that LA has the mosttourists. People come in, they throw
their money around, like if youcan you turk or not? That's a
problem too. What do you think? I don't know because I don't really
go to strip clubs. Maybe SanDiego. You're like, maybe why?
(14:26):
Because I just feel like there wouldbe more into strip clubs there. I
mean La, everyone's like on thestreets. You don't need to go into
a club. Yeah, sure,you can find us on Instagram here.
Yeah. No, But like there'slike legitimate strippers that make a lot of
money that I love when they smelllike roses and honey. And but I
(14:46):
think you know the Vegas ones.Yeah, they probably because people go there
with Vegas. But saying like,if you can, if you have a
choice, live in La, jumpon the flight to Vegas from Burbank.
I'm always on a striper flight.That actually makes sense, right, get
your money for two nights, yes, come back home and do nothing for
the rest of the month. Yes, because people are saving to go to
(15:07):
Vegas, so you don't necessarily haveto be rich. But they spend money
and they're also winning. Yeah,and you win, you make it rain.
So basically we're saying Las Vegas,not either Sanyo or La. But
I do know some strippers here thatmake quite a ton of money. Okay,
this is from bays One. Firstof all, they say they love
(15:28):
you, oh yeah yeah. Secondof all, will the girls trip air?
I've not heard of that. What'syour next move? Well, James
is my manager. I can't tellyou whether girls trip will air or not
because I'm clearly not in charge ofthat. And there are many many lawsuits
happening at the moment, so Ifeel like maybe once they get resolved,
(15:50):
it will air. But again,not in charge of that. He is
in charge of our next move.What is my next move? We can't
say right now because everyone well,because then it would be the cut out
of the bag before it's ready.And there have been signs, yes,
there have been signs. You know, if you read between the lines or
(16:11):
a bubber heads, you'll see thatis the next move. You guys will
hear about that one of many Yes. When people say you can't talk about
it right now, it feels likethey don't have anything to action. No,
it's literally because you can't. Imean, it all relies on doing
it all at the right time andhaving the release come out. And also,
yeah, if you could just starttalking about it, it would lose
all of the momentum when it actuallycomes out. Like we've heard you're talking
(16:33):
about this physical Well there is.There are two shows in the works,
but we can't say exactly what theyare because then you'll still leave idea and
you'll give it to a different blondeLamson and that would suck. If we
have to give. You can't letout all the attention before the shows.
Okay, the shows need the attentionat the time. It all comes out
at once, but also sometimes youshoot the shows. Not that this has
happened to me, but it's well, it did happen once a pilot for
(16:59):
a show and then and it doesn'tcome out like the one I did.
Jay Hernandez, your boyfriend Rodriguez,Oh my god, you know what,
they did a show together once.They were like Jay versus Jay an asshole
Jay Rodriguez. We did a pilotfor a game show, really smart,
(17:19):
and it didn't come out, andit should have because we were funny.
But so we don't know, likewe know what we're doing. And hopefully,
you know, the blogs will shutthe fuck up about me. And
and by the way, I'm goingto sue three hundred over three hundred blogs.
I want to do them three hundredblogs. I hate lawyers. This
(17:42):
is Polo forty five sixty five.Oh no, sorry, well I will
read there. This is just likethey're sorry, Bravo, fucked you over
love the podcast? What are yourwork plans? We already answered that,
Yeah, so I stole the TV. How do you manage your touristitial cystitis?
(18:02):
Any tips for us? Sure,that's a medical question about my bladder.
But yeah, don't have any acid, don't have tomatoes, don't have
anything with you know, any saladdressings, don't have any vinegar, no
alcohol, and then you can getpills like oh Myron, you're like you're
(18:22):
a said k is actually really greatand then paridean. But to be honest,
when you're stressed, it's so muchworse. It's like an ulcer in
your bladder. So if you cando things not to stress, which I
hate when people say that to me, it will be better, if that
makes sense, So good luck withthat. It sucks, you'll have it
(18:44):
forever. And then they had anotherthing, any regrets regarding how you handle
things with your Beverly Hills co starsin the past at each other. I
think the only actual regret that Ihave is the Adrian maloof thing, like,
really, don't give two fox aboutanyone else? Yeah that sounds about
(19:07):
right. Yeah, there's not Canwe do reenactment for a second. I
get to call you a slut pigand you say, at least started do
a crystal meth in the bathroo.Okay I cry and okay, okay,
I was crying. You're a slutpig at least than the bathroom all my
long, bitch. And see,yeah, I was way better when it
was like just natural and that camenaturally, which is kind of fucked up
(19:33):
A pleasure was lovely. Oh mygod, a part of history. Thank
you. Next question, Danny Pavillawants to know your thoughts on vander punt
Villa. So who need to stickaround for the end of this show,
right, yeah, well, twe're going to talk about that at the
end of the show. We're goingto talk about that dumpster fire, okay,
which James likes. Rachel says,hey, Brandy, did you ever
(19:59):
find your cute chica? Made mecry? Seeing that? Well, I
can't even talk about it because I'mlike an emotional mess because I just got
my home runs yesterday. I don'tknow about gone. Okay, you didn't
watch tis not like every move Imean, honestly, like smart move.
(20:21):
Honestly, it's turned into how canwe ruin your life? You know what
I mean? It's just not funanymore for me. Although on the commercial
for Bravo, there's these two gayguys and they go, oh my god,
it's our favorite thing to watch womenand cocktail dress. It's just argue.
It's the best part of my day. You know. I saw this
one thing was like, wait,so women, you should just get together
(20:41):
and fight for free okay, jwx VP. What's your favorite recipes to
cook nowadays? Oh? Speaking ofrecipes, I have one of them.
Recipe for disaster is James and Iin the kitchen. So stay tuned.
(21:02):
Like Jesus's big fat mouth is open. It's not bad. It's a little
bit salty because I went out todinner last night with a man. Oh
you guys went to dinner, yes, and then you got in my hotel
and you didn't have sex because Ineed to go to bed because I wanted
to look good to say. Butthen I didn't sleep anyway because at six
thirty it was ten o'clock. Itwas so mad. John Hernberg won two
(21:33):
five. Talk about your thoughts onTrader season two. So Trader season two,
did you watch it? No?No, okay, I think Patri
was the real MVP. Well,Phaedri was the MVP. Didn't love it
because they gave away too much becauselike after the like all of the things.
They would go in and talk toeach contestant and say, why do
(21:55):
you think that happened? So therewas no like mystery around it. It
was just like, well, hedid this because of that, and he
did that because of this, AndI felt like it was too informative.
I wanted to have like it justlike season one and maybe like not so
many annoying people like Peter. Who'sPeter? Was it Peter from Baby?
(22:17):
Oh? Okay The Bachelor? Youonly know about Bravo? You're so gay?
And I reluctantly watch band punp rollsthese days because it fucking sucks.
It really sucks. And you knowwhat, I watch Naked and Afraid now
and I am afraid and it hasnothing to do with being naked. But
is there a version you can watchof Naked and Afraid where they don't blow
the penises? No, I don'tthink so. I'll be friends with someone
(22:38):
in a high place for that version. You won't want to. But I'm
learning that I would die very easily, like very quickly. Well, yeah,
because you get a million bugs inyour vatina and I wouldn't make I
would get a banana leaf and makea gee string a lot, and then
you can make sure you can getleaf. We think. But here's the
(22:59):
thing, got like an infestation fromsome weird bug, and she's partly paralleled
to this day. They cannot theyneed to put some sticky tape on the
vagina or something like that. It'sjust like I think it was in her
vagina. Okay, sorry, Iwas just we chatted about this the other
day, that a lot of thingscan go up there. Yeah, I
mean a lot of things count atthis point, so like there's a lot
(23:22):
of things you can put. Itmight not honestly be on that show if
I was circumcised, because then you'renot protected, like I can get the
little sweater like that whole ship becausewe don't have the sweaters. So I
mean, I would just go andput a bunch of tampons on my vagina.
I would just never sit down,Like you'd have to stand the day
you watch it, because you're gonnadie. What do you say this?
(23:45):
Crabs everywhere crabs, but like thedifferent places, there's elephants, there's snakes
everywhere. They starve to death.It is so scary. I wondered if
anyone ever fell in love on thatshow is trying to google it and I
don't know. I wonder if theytry to have sex. But it's like
two day. Did you have ananswer about Traders too? Oh? Yeah
I did. Thanks. I likeit's too informative too much, like you
(24:10):
just didn't listen, Ryan whatever?Whatever? Okay, okay, f change
vv Please get Tricia Piatus on yourpodcast and go on hers. You'll talk
for f do you all talk aftera celebrity big brother? So I'm the
worst at keeping in touch. Welove Triscia. We all know, haven't
we? Yeah? Have we?I mean we've been doing this for ten
(24:32):
years before every fucking random person inthe fucking fucking world had a podcast.
We were here first. We're betterthan you. Please quit. But Trisha's
fun and she found a way tomake money. I saw you shaking when
you're that you're excited and caffeinated.That like by eating on her bed with
(24:52):
the video camera. She made millions. So is that way she started?
Because I've had in there and Isee some of those memes on Instagram.
But I didn't really know about herwhole YouTube start. She had a YouTube
channel and she was like a webcamand she sat on her bed and ate
food. It was so interesting aboutthat. I loved it. She made
(25:15):
have pink like gea wagon or something. I think, okay, I'm going
to start doing that because I loveeating. I don't think money. I
think everyone copied her, and nowthere's a weird thing about food, but
just a whole bunch of YouTube channelswhere people just sit there eating. No.
I think it's because she's a prettygirl and she's like, she's got
such a personality. But she didjust sit there and eat and tell people
(25:37):
I'm gonna watch these videos now.I am. Actually it's interested. But
that said, I don't want tosee anyone else doing it. She was
the first, she was a last. I'm good. Can we get Trisha
paytas on? Everybody start dming notdm at in her or whatever you do
to get to her, get gether or I could just text her,
Oh yeah, that would be nicetoo. She has a baby now,
(25:59):
so she might be rubbed. Shecan bring your baby. Cute. But
you know that you can't use foodon onlyfounds. You can't use food,
Well, people will probably trying tofuck it. Well that's that's what I'm
trying to say. They just likeleave food out of it, like I
mean, I mean there's a lotof the other things they do on there,
like they will get a pillow,some rath and stuff. No,
(26:19):
but there's a whole subculture people thatwant to see just one person doing things.
But I'm saying you can't have sex, but you can't have sex with
food. I feel like that's alittle bit like it's really weird racist.
Well because some people don't have food, so them wasting. Maybe you don't
have food. That's four more.Have you ever tried sculpture? What are
(26:45):
your thoughts? I probably have,and I would probably say don't do it.
My health issues these days. Whatis it? It's a filler,
but I don't know. I thinkwhat it is. Yes, sculpture is
like something that you but I heardlike it makes you have lumps. I
think that. When I was inHousewives, a doctor put it in my
(27:06):
hands, which are super wrinkly.But I wouldn't do it, Okay,
James Ford, what what are yourdating tips for gays when it comes to
monogamy? Because what's mine is mine, right, so that's very interesting.
My dating tips for gays when itcomes to monogamy is find someone when you're
(27:29):
sixty because you're I mean, Idon't really believe in monogamy anyway, And
in Los Angeles, every gay guyis hot and perfect, and I just
don't think it's sustainable. And evenin straight hetero marriages these days, I
feel like there's just too many options. Instagram, all of these apps.
You can get pussy or dick whereveryou are at any time. And I
(27:53):
think that if you want to bemonogamous, you should move just like San
Diego, but also that you canjust be super choosy and find someone that
is going to be monogamous. Nowit is ninety percent of people aren't these
days, especially in the gay world. But if you want to wait it
out and find someone, wait itout. I mean, that's the weight
part he doesn't want. But thatsaid, a lot of people start out
(28:14):
monogamous and then they get bored withtheir partner, but they still love them
and they want to have an openrelationship, and then it goes sideways.
I'm with him, though, what'smine is mine. Just cheat it and
don't tell me about it. Iwant to know. I want to be
loading the false sense of security,and you better be good at trying to
make me think that you're not cheating, because if I suspect, I am
leaving, but I do not wantto see I want it monogamous, or
(28:37):
at least you want to like youwant the dream in your head and like
ignorance is bless for you. Icouldn't do that. But even if I
know about it, I'm just sayingI mean I know, but like,
let's say you have an open relationship. You don't want to know details of
like where are you going? Whatare you doing? That would drive me
nuts. Just be like, Okay, we have open relationship and we all
have Saturdays off. No, Idon't want to track the MiG, but
(28:59):
like, yes, Saturdays, andthat's it. I mean, it would
suck if one person could find someoneto fuck and the other person couldn't.
But then you but then you useyour whole week to set up your Saturday,
which kind of steals away from yourmarriage attention or your partner's, like
the attention you have for your person, the time to go around fucking everyone.
If you have a job and you'realso in a relationship and you're okay,
(29:21):
I mean I have time to doit. I just am not doing
it. I mean, okay,uh tan, oh man, Brandy,
don't you think you're a Cindy Craftforddouble? Have you ever met her?
I love you channel man like.I feel like that's probably my mom doesn't
know how to use miss. Yes. No, I have met Cindy.
She's fucking stunning. She's gorgeous.I we've had conversations. She was friends
(29:47):
with my ex boyfriend Mike. Iwish I looked like her, but she
did give me one really good point. We were at an event and I
had a really cute perse and thislady came up and talking to her and
and yeah, we were hanging togetherat the event and she's like, oh,
your purse is so cute. AndI'm like, oh, thanks.
She got to hear it, andI was like giving this giant explanation about
(30:11):
my purse, and Cindy's like,sometimes you just say thank you. Oh.
I was like, yeah, that'sactually true. That's like the more
elegant way to be, like I'mrich and I'm not going to tell you
that this purse is not rich orrich, but it gets just saying it's
elegant. That's yeah. I mether once that this. It was Kelly
(30:32):
Slated's like launch of his clothing lineout in Malibu, and the daughter was
there too, and the husband cutest. Yeah, we're watching Paul Royol.
Are you guys watching? Oh god, it's so good. I guess who
is an actress in it? Who? Yeah? If I can? I
mean she's so gorgeous. I meanshe's literally the spitting of bitch of a
(30:53):
mother. She really can't act.Yeah, because I really was like,
ah, this girl me see.I think she's amazing, but I think
she's possible for sure. She's reallyreally good with considering the part they gave
her. It's not like they gaveher all of this giant but she's very
young, she can learn, She'sshe's great. She's doing a great job.
Kaya we love you. Come tothe pod final Final one from Hellgey
(31:17):
Mullen. That's tough. I don'tknow. I don't know how to pronounce
it. Have people apologized to youafter Lisa Shannon's statement in court? I
have not received an apology from anyoneanyway. So I had to. I
had to watch the show what's itcalled, Band of Pumphila. I'm very
(31:40):
excited to chat about it because it'smy favorite show on television. Joking Number
one. It is so good.I mean, the people are so obnoxious
on it. I love it.It is literally a dumpster fire. Okay,
why you complete your guys? Okay, First, I have a theory
that it's not out she shot inFrance. Oh, conspiracy theory. Only
(32:05):
two people that are French are thechefs, and she shipped everyone else in
from probably Instagram and her other establishments, and they could be anywhere. Even
the guests that come in are notFrench. No, wouldn't they have that
somewhere where exactly they filmed it?And then I don't know, I guess
they could get away with it.Do you think, I mean, yeah,
(32:27):
hello, I don't. It's like, honestly, it's like they're on
below Deck and Love Island and somethingelse that's stupid, and I just feel
like they're being stupid for being stupid, Like they were brought on. They
think they're doing reality TV. Andthen Lisa comes in and it's like,
(32:51):
oh, darling, we have thisis a what is her favorite word on
that show? I don't love heron the show because she's way too stale
and like it's kind of like justpresenting it. But the characters in it,
like the Eric the manager. He'shorrible. He loves himself. And
so also, did you see theepisode where so there was that girl having
their Trains coming out party, rightand he was smacking her on the bum,
(33:15):
picking her up, drinking shot likethat. I'm saying literally, like
I was, like, I loveit. It's just in this climate now,
you're not allowed to do these thingsbecause like some people get punished for
it and others don't. But hewas smacking her on the bum, picking
up, taking his clothes off,right down to his underwear. He's the
manager of the entire we're talking aboutthe villa. Yeah, I there's someone
(33:37):
on that show who Her name's PriscillaPre. I don't know she's she's from
Brazil. Yeah, okay, Maggie'sbrother dated her for like six seven years.
I think I like her because Ihaven't written anything mean about her.
So she's the only normal one thatisn't like playing reality person and she's just
(34:00):
like these people are crazy. Isa chef No, I don't know,
I haven't seen it. Waitress.You don't like brunettes, you're not gonna
like her Resilian, I know,but she doesn't even have an accent though.
I hate. I'm the same personI hate the name Villa Roosevella.
First of all, it's like,isn't it Roosevelt, isn't rob Yeah,
(34:22):
Rose President of the United States?Right, Roosevelt? Roose Bel Roosevelt.
I do not like it. Itsounds like a cough that you get.
I like, if you get rooseBel and you need an injection for it,
like Roosevelt vaccine, Roosevelt rheumatic fever. Yeah. And then okay,
(34:52):
so the manage is horrible. Ohgod, okay, wait, wait,
wait, we're not just going togo off your notes and you're just where
you're going to have an actual conversationabout this. So the show itself is
on Hulu. It's not a Bravoproduction. It is definitely at least a
vander Pump production. And I justfeel like it's so incredibly staged, not
(35:16):
like in a good way, incrediblystaged in that they they go and they
probably cast who's going to come into their quote unquote events. So is
it like a like an event space. See, you've got a girl and
a guy that used to date thathe cheated on her, right, Hannah,
the blonde girl with the lips andher voice. I like, that's
(35:37):
great because she actually still wants tobe with him. A lot of question
because I'm going to question some ofyour statements. Do you really think they're
broken up? Yes? Okay,No, I think she really wants to
be with him, and she's pretendingshe doesn't he cheated on her. No,
well, she says we're not goingto be together, We're going to
(35:59):
be they went on. He goesand makes up with someone else on the
show, and she's like, oh, like even when someone was sitting right
next to him, and she's like, you've got your legs open next to
him right now, and she wasn't. She was just, well, they're
still together. Like he's a betteractor than she is because she can't pretend
they're broken up and he's clearly actinglike they're broken up, which they're not.
(36:21):
And it's so obvious to me,and I just want to touch them
both, like not really, butlike on the TV, you really think
they're together? Yeah? No,no, broken up? I mean,
yeah, yeah, they're not.Okay, then what do you think of
I want to know what you thinknext? Okay, So I think that
the manager is really aggressive, Yeah, very aggressive and very unprofessional and I
(36:43):
don't really love that. I meanit's good TV, though, I mean
is it good TV? Yeah,because they're kind of they're going against everything
that like a regular set. Imean, if they weren't drinking behind the
bar and partying with the guests,we would just be watching people serving people
at a restaurant and it wouldn't reallyI'm not saying they shouldn't be doing totally.
I'm just thinking it is kind ofa cheap buff of vander Pumper rules
(37:05):
without actual patrons and just people theycast to bring in in a place that's
not Actually, it's been so muchdrama already. That's why I like it.
He seats well, there's been somuch drama already. There has been
this been the girl is the nameTully or she tell me what they look
like? Okay, so she's theyoung girl behind the bar. That's she's
(37:29):
black and she is she was crying. She's one of the party, like
the ones that puts the she's awaitress. Yeah, she cried that.
That was the second time she's criedbecause of the manager and she just wants
to be like so there was thatdrama between her and the manager that they
keep sogoynists. That definitely who HughJackman gave birth to, don't you think,
(37:52):
right? Yeah, he's hot,he's hot. He's over performing for
television, you know. I likethat as well. Is the one of
the cleaners, Like she's like ahousekeeping one and she's really little and she
got makeup put on for the firsttime and she cried. Yeah, it
was so sweet because this little girl, she just was like I never usually
put She's from like a small townsomewhere. She's actually not producing herself,
(38:16):
Like she's not doing what everyone elseis doing, which is way too much.
What did you see at the endof this episode she yelled at the
manager and she was saying, youare a piece of ship for being mean
about the chef. At their likegroups, the guests for me get a
little bit too involved barely even onit. No, the guests have been
(38:37):
like speaking up. Didn't you see? There was this week when they were
having a bachelor party and the guythat was friends with the bachelorette that was
there, he kept trying to bringup a fight that they'd had to try
and get that though he's not onthe show. No, No, that's
a gay guy. The fiance wasthe one that doesn't look so cute.
Oh yeah, and he showed upthere to the bachelor party, and then
(39:00):
he brought it up again. Thatwas one valid point, you mate,
really quickly. The Baucherette party,the way they talked about it before they
got there, they felt like theywere going to be going buck wild with
these girls and hooking up with them. But they weren't that fun. Nobody
like that. You can't do that. I know they're not Red Voice,
You're not literally red voice, reallyno, but oh my god, the
(39:22):
word curated. If I hear theword create, curated one more time,
Lisa keeps saying it. They keepsaying it. Everything. We're curating the
shit out of this. Everything's curated. We're going to curate everything, curate,
curate your ratings because they're gonna fuckingsuck bit. Okay, but curating
is just another word for drinking,like you know, we're gonna drew.
(39:42):
No, I mean for them,it is, because they're like, did
they take a shot and go yep, we're going to curate this. This
doesn't make any sense. And becausethen Lisa, look, she says it
a lot, but one hand Lisawill tell them like to profession, and
then she goes, you did sogood having those shots and you have I
don't care what you do made inthe scenes as long as the guests are
happening, like, well, whichone is it? Bit, just suck
(40:05):
the guests if you want to.I mean, it actually helped. You
got a big a tip, Imean. And then yeah, I just
it reminds me very much of ashow she did where she had like a
it was a brief like it wason for a minute where she's had like
people over her house for a curatedevent and it was like a beautiful thing
and she was supposed to interview themall, and she made it about herself
(40:27):
and flowers, and it was justlike, I just look like every part
of this event is curated. Wehave macaroons. We have macaroons. I'm
like, okay, you have macaroonsand some Teni's records. That is not
curating. I mean it was yeah, And then I feel like they shot
this all in a week, allof the episodes. Only. The only
thing that I will say is shewas a little rude about that pink croucheted
(40:47):
beret that she got from the transOh what do you say trans yeah,
trans woman like made her a pinklike a thing for her head, and
she's like, I im miss that. Missed that well, I was taking
notes. What about Marciano? Didyou see the cliffhanger this week? And
made out? He kissed? It'sgood he kissed one of the guests.
(41:12):
How is that not good? Theymade her and her like him and his
girlfriend, which they are a couple. They signed a thing saying okay,
you're allowed to do this one time, and you should throw that there.
And I'm gonna get jealous here.And it is a fucking joke. It
is a joke of a reality showand it should be put on fire.
I'd like a dump pole of who'swatching and who's not and who thinks it's
(41:36):
way better than the Valley? Forone, and also it is it goes.
I will say the Valley is betterthan vander punt Rules, Then the
Valley I will say it goes vanderrupt Brules, which is kind of turning.
Look at my blue nails, becausemy geens he just goes off to
another subject. So vanderbt Brules wouldbe my favorite out of the three.
(41:59):
The Valley is not great, butit's way better than whatever is happening not
in France, Like it's just notin France. And if it's in France,
it's in like the west of France, or they even have the West
of France. I know that theSouth of France will try and enjoy,
but we're not good at geography.You never mind. But I'm saying it's
like in a field somewhere where everyeverything's brought in they often live together.
(42:23):
I just feel like it's just toocontrived. Oh that's the word contrived,
and you love it, you lovecontrived. I honestly, I wish they
had actors in there doing it,like when actors pretend they're own reality show,
like Emma Stone and that guy thatshe I forget the guy's Namebody's in
a lot of movies. Like theydid this fake reality show and it was
(42:46):
she knew that hilarious and it isactually how reality shows are. I think
we should do that more. Okay, did anyone watch it? No?
We will see. What did youthink of band upon Rules? What was
that happened? I mean I justsawt it on the other day, like
nothing really happened at all. Honestly, do you think Mariana is going to
(43:08):
leave vander Punt Rules. You know, she got that hosting gig just recently,
so she's hosting F Boy Island nowinstead? Oh? Really? Yeah?
Nicki Glazier. Yeah, Nicki glazeris doing Lovers and Liars Now.
Did Nikki replace her with Oriana?No, Ariana has replaced No. I'm
saying I think Nicki wrote double checkRyan is Ariana Maddox hosting F Boy Island
(43:30):
now or F Girl Island? No, because nickis doing F Girl Island.
I think she's doing so she probablybecause Nicki wrote these, So she probably
brought Ariana in to like start out, because she did. She did a
cameo, like a guest segment onYeah, and then now she's hosting.
So what I'm thinking is I thinkit's too soon for her to leave Vanda
Punt Rules because like, don't well, she's not going to leave because she's
(43:52):
getting sued and when you get sued, you need all the income that you
can have. Ariana's getting sued.Yeah, Oh says she's expanding her portfolio
by hosting Love Island USA. Yeah, she's hosted for island. Oh sorry,
everything's an island because she was Iwas going to say she was on.
(44:12):
She came on as a guest ersand she was actually better than the
host, and so I thought sheshe's replacing Sarah Highland. I love Sarah,
I love you. I love Sarah. Scripted shows, Yeah, scripted.
She's a great actress. She doesn'tneed to do that, she rev.
Yeah, go back to your greatestreality, crapscum of the earth.
(44:34):
Right. That's why I feel thatwe're out of like we just don't matter
where dismissible. But yeah, no, I don't think she's gonna leave just
yet. I think that she's she'sgoing to have to make some cash.
I mean, obviously she's making cash. I mean good for her though,
that now she gets to host ashow, because like, honestly, yeah,
that's what I wanted to do.But that's fine. I also had
this thing where I put my photoon people guys rate me and there was
(44:58):
some funny comments, including a aboutmy eyebrows. But I don't want to
talk about it. We talk aboutit in the morning on our Morning Mini
because I got I have to go. You're just you were so excited like
a hyper child when you came inthat you like you exploded, like your
head exploded and you weren't making anysense and you were all over the place.
So I just had to reel youin because it's my podcast, and
(45:19):
now I would like to talk aboutyour ratings of your looks tomorrow on our
Morning Mini Okay, tune into MorningMinis. Don't forget to rate the show.
Park was saying, we should geteveryone to rate the show. Go
and rate the show. It's reallygood for it rate. How do you
rate it? You just say everyway you listen to it. If you're
listening to the audio, go inand do the five stars or whatever stars.
(45:42):
You just rate it and then rideit. Yeah, well, listen,
we want to Any rating is goodeven listen. If you just want
to hate it on us, wewill answer your hate questions and we will
be better than your motherfuckers. Butwe want a good rating. But we
want a good rating, and ifyou give us a good rating, we're
(46:02):
really going to talk to you andwe're going to read your handle. If
you're mean, We're just going toanswer the question is yell at you and
not say your handle, So besmart. Yeah, bye, guys,
Hie, Happy birthday, Thanks forlistening to Brandy Glanville. Unfiltered, download
new episodes every week and if youhaven't already, subscribed and be sure to
leave us a rating and review.And while you're at it, check out
(46:24):
some of the other great shows availableon straw Hut Media
Popular Podcasts
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
Ding dong! Join your culture consultants, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, on an unforgettable journey into the beating heart of CULTURE. Alongside sizzling special guests, they GET INTO the hottest pop-culture moments of the day and the formative cultural experiences that turned them into Culturistas. Produced by the Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio.
The Joe Rogan Experience
The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.