September 11, 2025 • 36 mins
Brandi Glanville and James Maas are back and messier than ever. From Brandi’s chaotic Tesla troubles and moving drama to pool parties in Palm Springs with Heather McDonald and Aubrey O’Day, it’s a wild ride you don’t want to miss. They spill on celebrity encounters, OnlyFans stories, aura readings, and even a few secrets about Cardi B and Crumbl Cookies. Plus, James opens up about family, TikTok thirst traps, and why his brother won’t invite him to the hills.
But that’s just the beginning—because with Brandi and James, every tangent turns into another laugh-out-loud moment.
But that’s just the beginning—because with Brandi and James, every tangent turns into another laugh-out-loud moment.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Straw Hut Media.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Wow from straw Hut Media. This is Brandy Glanville on
the film.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I'm passing the phone to someone who always starts getting
ready when I get there.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
I'm passing the phone to someone who always talks over
me and is hypers fuck and even when you're telling
you bad news, that is not a goode.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I'm passing the phone too. We will but now the
video has start. We'll do this after.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Yeah, I didn't get to do my hair.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Okay, So what was the peak and the pit of
the night? The best part and then the worst part?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Oh, I mean the peak was the drive. Well, actually,
my car fucking sucks. I like, I'm telling you guys,
I thought I hated my last car. I hate this
car and I don't know if I'm going to make
it home. On the mile, it's like I have rain
every five seconds. No, because it says like it said,
I had three hundred and fifty four miles to get
(01:07):
to Palm Springs and back and I'm on fifty miles
and that's there's just it's that's not it. But I think,
like Tesla's, they stay on after you get out, which
stresses me out. And like when the fuck is she
going to turn off? So, like I try to, I
don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I can't believe you're still driving it, to be honest,
because even driving to you to Palm Springs that time,
it was very just very confusing. I don't get those
teslas that have a million different features.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
We didn't take the tesla. We took my monkey.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
We did.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah, that's what trouble. Well, I think it was just
we didn't know where we are going. I don't know
I was drunk. I'm kidding, because I wouldn't drive drunk,
not since two thousand and nine.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Do you have the mum job from that? No?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
No, I've never seen it. I don't want to see
it if.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Anyone can find it. No.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Okay, So you know it was the most really fun
like a group of girls and you could get piercings
and tattoos, and they had like little bootes for cotton candy,
which I kept on trying to get over to it.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Well, you know what I realized is I wasn't there,
and guess who else was? Other men? Okay, last week
on the pot, if you'll remember, Brandy said, oh, I
would love to invite you but it's not not for men.
Men can't go.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
It was supposed to be a prenup girls only party,
and they were girls and pek bikinis, like like passing
out drinks. But I guess the girls and Palm Springs are.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
The girls there. But well, because the population is gay, man,
how do you find I did.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Find a couple of eyes for you?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
What they did? You give them?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
My no? No, but they like they were Instagram friends now,
so I'll show you. And there's one that looks we
look at them now.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
What were the names?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
No, because I don't remember their names.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I see how horny I am.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Yeah, right, so we can go again. I got live there.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Do they have houses? Do they have money? Did you
see a text return?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
No? They were all wearing pink And I didn't meet
that guy from the valley, the gay guy with the
like the hair like.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
All of the yeah away from the valley.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
That showed the valley.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
They even watched the valley to be honest.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, well, I'm just remember his hair and he's got
He was really.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Sweet, a gay on the valley. Maybe I should be
with him.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Well, but first of all, it was a pink party,
so we all had to wear pink. And I'm standing
there and heathern McDonald rolls up and I love her.
I love your Heather and a bright blue dress with
her kids with like a boom and like a video camera.
I know it's always like, you fucking bitch. Of course
(03:39):
you have to wear blue to a pink party. How
much attention do you need? And she was like, oh, Brandy,
I didn't know it was pink party.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I'm like, really, she the vibes of someone that shows
up to someone's wedding wearing like a watch sequence in
like embellishments.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
And then she was she was interviewed, like going to
around interviewing the whole the whole party, and and also
like doing it.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
But I love that hustle.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
She's always working. I did not sign, and I did
not sign the right ye, but I will. But I'm
just saying like she was like Aubrey and I were having.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Aubrey get something good at exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
She did get some good stuff. She won't say most
of it. Aubrey O day. So she came to sing
and you know, Aubrey and I we go way back.
We're sister sisters. And I saw her, I'm like Aubrey.
She's like, oh my god, girl, I've been defend defending
your ask people or thinking you're on meth and ship.
(04:41):
I'm like yeah. She's like, you know, Brandy Brayley, like
the XANX, this her thing. If she can't you know,
like that's the only thing she takes. And she was
just like people are haters, and she's like, I have
to perform and I've never seen Aubrey and so honestly,
she like I would like in my old two years
(05:02):
ago me, I could do anything I could not I
could sing like her. But I thought she was gonna
live sync like everyone does, because everyone does. And bitch
had everyone like like dancing and moving and she was singing,
really singing, yeah, and she sounded amazing. And then she
got in the pool part way in her jeans and
(05:23):
she's like, everyone get in the pool, and no one
did for a second, and then I'm like, you guys,
get in, and then I didn't, and some people did. Yeah,
a bunch of people jumped in the pool.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
And then she like a woman that can work a crowd.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
She worked the fucking crowd. She knows what she's doing.
And then we were sitting kicking, like having like a
you know, heart to hurt because we haven't talked in
like a couple of months because of everything that's going on.
And she's like, well, why didn't you reach out? I
wasn't talking to anyone, you know, like she lives like
fifteen minutes from me. And then she's like, you know,
she's like she should bring her dogs over. I think
(05:58):
I told you, but her dog's past away, So I
was sad. We were having a really personal conversation and
Heather comes and sits next to us, and she's like,
you know she is. She puts a microphone and obviously
like no, girl just cuts it. And then this guy
comes over with a video camera and she's like stop filming,
(06:19):
Like she's she's a bad bitch. She's like, I'm not
getting paid for that. I don't know where that's going
to go. Stop filming. And she also likes to be
in charge and edit her own stuff and do all that.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
So I think she also turned that anything into the
I podcast that she was doing, like the.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah I have yeah, I have tea on that but yeah,
So I just wish her, like she's been fucked over
so many times. I think that's why she's a little
scared of meeting new people. But she knows me. Now
we've had a shower scene on OnlyFans.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Did you get any touching?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Oh yeah, we made out?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Oh my god, fun having fun?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
I kiss I have ever read one? Yeah, you know
I'm gonna kiss her. Well I was, and even like
there was Yeah, it was a good one. I wonder
if it's still on there. Uh, I don't know anyway,
So Aubury came and sang and I was just super
(07:22):
impressed and we were talking and she was just shutting
people down left and right, and she was like nope,
I'm like, you know what, I used to be that
a girl like you know. And I was like, there
was like three cameras there.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I was not paid to be there. I came as
a favor. As a favor, I mean it matter twice,
so I don't really know where. And it was cute
to get some like you know, TikTok stuff, which my
phone is fucked. I had all the just get a
new phone. Yeah, I got about it.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
It's not that old either, and honestly, it drops calls
right in the middle of it. And it's just like
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I just kind doesn't take your calls.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, it's gonna moo. I know that means that you've
put me on do not, but.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
You know you'll fix it. I'm going to I'm sure
going Mac tonight because everyone's oh Mac tonight, isn't that What.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Are you going to do this weekend? It's a long weekend.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I'm not done with my story. So then she stuck
her microphone and our faces and we said no. And
then later, so.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
You did finish your story? Ah okay, So okay.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Later I went and got my aura read Oh I.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Want to see it? Was it dark?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I get back. You can see within them, but you
can't have them. This is mine.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Okay, we can do it on bailing. What's bag?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I don't know yet? Yeah right, okay, so this is
my aura. Can you see this exaber? Okay? Look how
beautiful that is? Beauty beauty beautiful? And I thought, because
my past two years, it was not going to be great.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Okay, So this is how you read it? Okay. So
basically it says color's appearing above the eye level? What
is on your mind? Okay? So above the high level.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
I'll tell you. She already told me. So the left
side of my face, my mind is my masculine side.
And she's like, you definitely have a masculine side. I said, yeah.
She said, the right side is your is your fun
loving side. She's like, the pink and orange means you're fun,
down for anything and happy and loving. And then she said,
(09:19):
I have four angels watching me. Oh and then this
just means it brings it all together.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I like, all of the orange, what does that mean?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
The orange? Well, there it was. I don't know, can
you read I can't read that.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
You know me left side, right side doesn't have colors though,
Oh here colors orange? Okay, that's her sacral chakra, adventurous, craves, newness, risk,
take a childlike sense of playfulness. This is totally you, fun, loving, friendly,
well friendly. So he's so true. Sensual, sensual and raw creativity.
(09:58):
That does describe you. Well, you've got a lot of that.
What's that green bit in the middle. I don't know
about that. Loving and compassionate. These are all good.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Yeah, and then everyone's else, everyone else's they had out
they had like no one had one like that exists
bright with orange and red.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I mean, they're all kind of nice pink. Okay, there
is no pink is the middle pink Okay, pink heart
shark or romantic loving state gentle, I want to see mine,
I can see you, or now if I just crossed
my eyes a little bit, yeah, also looks pink.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
But she said, well I hadn't. I had it like
a really big superstar dm me. But I'm not going
to say who. You don't say who.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
It's a movie star that's a lot of movies and
she's a babe, a total hearty.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Okay, stop, that's enough offering to help, like, like because
she's into like chakras and stuff, and I did a
couple of those things and they're like, you're broken.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I'm like, well, duh, they said that, how rude.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Well no, that's their job. Like Mark had a good
reading and then I had like a bad reading. But
covering my stomach, Yeah, I know you're wearing white.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I know when I decided to wear this fucking tank top.
It's so annoying to have to try and hold my
stomach into this song.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Where are you going in forty five minutes? Because you
just tried to get me to go to the beach
with you?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Okay, So I have a confession to make. It's just
a haircut, but then I have something right after, so
I really didn't want to move the appointment. I have
bad hair Wait, we would go straight after that. I
was going to take you to my haircut and then
we could do a call on the way to the beach. No,
sometimes you love going to haircuts with me. Okay, that
sounds classic. You going along with me to my haircut
classic you everyone knows I don't care, okay.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Okay, And then that was that was yeah, we got
We were with doctor Nicola, like that plastic surgeon who's
very cool and like like one of the best, and
he brought one of his machines I did with him before,
that cell sound machine, and I couldn't do it, like
the my invectious to sease. Doctor said, you can't do
(12:09):
anything nothing, and I'm like, okay, but I have to
do my ivy.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
How much longer? Sorry, how much longer? Do you have
that in for a long time? Oh? Really?
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Six weeks?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Six weeks?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
How many say?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Okay, so another three weeks after this? Three weeks? Has
it been three weeks yet?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
No, it's been like a week and a half.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Okay, Wow, and you're already seen such improvement from that.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah, I mean I'm yesterday, like two days ago, it
was way good. And then yeah, I have good days
and bad days, but I find myself not doing all
of the exercises that I was normally doing. So if
I feel like I got to get back to doing
like the like the lymphatic things, and it would be good.
So what was the highlight of your week, I mean
your Thursday, of.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
My Thursday, Oh, yesterday, nothing was the highlight of my Thursday.
I've been feeling burnt out as a mother oker, and
I am excited for this weekend, to be honest, because
I need to just do something that revolves around no
phone and just like looking at my dog Momo and
taking you have no phone, no phone, no fun, no fun,
annoying me. But I think that what I'll do is
(13:17):
I'll just go to the beach a lot, which is
for a second phone. I want to do that too,
because there's also a lot of content in my phone.
I'm such a hoarder. I don't want to like delete
anything but as well my phone. No, it's more just
like I am a hoarder, like in case there's something
cute that I want to look back on because we
don't have real photos anymore. Remember how I used to
(13:37):
have albums to My whole.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Living room has all of my family, like family, wedding kids.
I'm like, what do I keep? What do I throw away?
Because I'm moving and I don't I'm moving to a
smaller place.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
And did you find one?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
You no, but I know it's going to be smaller. Yeah,
so no, it's fine. But I'm just getting I through
my high school year worked away. He's about time.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
They're just like they don't throw them away? Why do
you need to throw them away?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Though? I really I have so much stuff, and like
I have a large house, so it's like I need
to get rid of as much stuff as I can
to make the move as easy, as passable and as
inexpensive as possible.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Well, my little brother's in town. That was actually quite
fun to see him. Yeah, he came back from Miami.
He's actually bought he's went and got this rent of
this beautiful house up in the hills with his friends.
And he won't invite me.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
What.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah, Well he just said to me before. He's like,
he can come over, but you have to bring like
some hot girl that I know. I'm like, oh, that
is so rude. I'm not coming. But it does look
really fun and it's a long weekend, so I was like, I'm.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Doing you go, We'll go onside.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Yeah, it's really nice. It's just upping the bird streets
with like a nice infinity pool looking out over the city.
I was like, excuse me, I'm already pissed. Didn't even
get me a room, Like he needs.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
To get me himself.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah, is he rid? But he's twenty four. It's really annoying.
We'll hate that.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
That's okay.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
The kids to know how to make money on internet now,
I know on yet the Internet, the Facebook.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Adrian's like us, this guy, can you have something that TikTok?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
The TikTok is you know that?
Speaker 4 (15:11):
You know that most of people on I thought there
are our kids for a while. There's a lot of
adults on TikTok.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Oh, yeah, that adults do well on TikTok because they
just be themselves. Because anything kind of goes on TikTok.
You can put anything on there, whereas Instagram is so
curated and people will want to make it look a
certain way. But you can just go on and on
on TikTok, and there's such an instant gratification thing because
the algorithm is so good. Like it does really, if
you're good, it doesn't matter if you have one follow
or two, one follow or two hopefully have more, but
(15:39):
like you can pop off on TikTok with one video.
I will remember when you were doing the dancing ones
on yours and it was.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
I don't know, but when I got on my TikTok,
you come up so I can't find.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
My I'm embarrassing once you saw my sexy photos. I
was going to post on my secret TikTok. That's literally
so hoy, it's so holy, and TikTok is me in
my underwear.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Oh oh boy, time to go. Oh someone's trying to
get some following.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I'm not. That's like my little I deleted every now
and then and then reactivate it because I'm like, oh
my god, if anyone finds this, Oh wait, why am
I saying this on the fucking oh God? Anyway, Okay,
moving right along. Did you see the Crumble Cookie Guy
in the news this week? That Crumble Cookie Guy, the
founder of Crumble Cookies, is Republican, but he someone was
reading him on TikTok for like his Instagram looking super
(16:25):
like gay faced and stuff and being like this guy
is not straight like and he did a whole video.
It went viral like this other gay guy, I can.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Call him gay face. You can't just say he's gay
face to the way.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Well, he ended up apologizing though, because he was like,
he added him anyway, So oh wait, hod on, I've
just given away the punchline. But basically, there's a guy.
He made a video a gay guy saying there is
nothing straight about this Republican guy that founded went not
buying it and was like going through all his pictures
going this, there's no reason to be dressed like this
and this, this is gay anyway. Then the guy comes
out the next day and says, okay, yeah, I am gay,
(16:56):
And then he was like, oh my god, I'm so
sorry for adding you. I guess the pressure, but the
fact that he's like Republican means anyway nothing.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
There's a lot of gay Republicans if they're.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Rich, well send him my way. Honey, these legs are
wide open with my saloon doors.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
What are you doing with your legs right open?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Well, no one's going in there anyway, dusty old dust
park that.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Is right over here.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Maybe you can run about dusties together and we'll spark
some flames. Well.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
In other fun news, when my crowns came off in
the back when it was so now I'm there's seventies teeth, so.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I think maybe we'll even it out then if it's
from the bottom rope, because then ended.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Oh yeah, no, I'm just gonna make me like a
fake retainer with faked teeth right on top of I
can't do.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Any like cats can do that, but I can't do any.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Like drilling or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
But he could make you like one of those things
that you clip in, like if it needs to so
cold doctor Kazz from Modern Smiles my other dentist paying
for those teeth, not him. Oh great, okay, fine, I.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Just I'm saying that's not who I went to. Someone.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Have you seen any of the CARDI be in court
footage or you've been kind of you know, I.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Heard like I heard on the radio. I mean, she
says herself at all times.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
She is so good.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
I would be pissed if someone you're not even supposed
to like have cell phones in their doctor's rooms.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Please remind you of ariolas.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Yeah, when you're doing that.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Video episode the Pillows that Ryan has, he chose Ariola
as the theme and so easily sidetracked. Okay, So back
to Cardi, So she is very much herself. She's like,
what did she say the other day? I was laughing
at she was like, they go, did you call her fat?
She has no. I called her a bitch, called her.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
A fat bitch, not against the lat or.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Call someone because do you think that she's did you
say she was heavy? Then she's like, well, look she
could take what did she say she could take down
the building? Like something like that.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
I mean that's not ill like that is an invasion
of your privacy, especially when you're pregnant. It is. And
in a doctor's office they always have a thing, no
cell phones, m and that's and also like having an
altercation with someone when they're pregnant is dangerous. So that
I'm on Cardi's side on this one. What did Cardily
(19:32):
do to her? Nothing?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Cartie did nothing to her, And I don't even care
if she did scratch her. It was within her rights
as Carti.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
B Yeah, I mean hello, those nails are so long
you can't control where they go.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I'm doing something potentially KDDI b soon. I'll tell you
about it after this pod.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Oh okay, whatever we got yellows.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
She gets so jealous, she gets so jealous. Oh my god,
that's going to go in the game when we do it.
After this, I'm passing the phone to someone who gets
so jealous.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Oh I do I get jealous.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
And then you would say.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I'm really sick of the lies, James.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
I phone to someone who always lies and says that. Yeah, see,
now you get how the game works.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
I get it, but I'm just not as mean as
you know.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
It's fun you are. People say that all the time.
You always mean. It's me.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
People say it all the time.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
They say, you're so mean to me. I am because
you're mean to me. She's mean to me. That's why
we give it to each other. It's funny. Hello to you.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
I just don't always agree with you, and friends are
allowed to.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Sorry. Yeah, that's why real friends can. Oh you know
what is a great saying? True friends stab you in
the front.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
That is that's good stabbing part.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
They just like punch, like a little slap, like hey,
wake up.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
A slap and a tickle a compliment and then something
made events.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Just cut a hole in their favorite perogy like something.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
So anyway, there's this guy called Xavier that we love
that runs this podcast right now, and he's going to
start taking us out to do really fun weekend trips
and he's going to film everything.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
He's Savior, right, Oh yeah, is it Xavier or egg Xavier?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
It? Yeah, but sometimes if you say it past Savior
like generally, although I won't try and rewrite your name okay, sorry, okay,
I'll emphasize the exit.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
I'm not going to try and rename you here like okay,
it's just just Exavior. Okay, that's another thing.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
X gone give it to you, wait for you to
get it on your own, X gone deliver it to you,
and he will be delivering the best videos of this part.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Yes, because I have gained seven pounds yay.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
I love that for you, though it's.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Been the bad way.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
I don't comment on people's weight anymore, even when they're skinny, Like,
I'm just happy that you're happy, because I know you're
worried for a minute that you were skinny.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Well, okay, I can't teaste my food, so I was
just eating for calories.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
And I was just like, I'm not being able to
taste food.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
It was I can't talk about it.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah yeah, do you know what would be good though?
If you were giving someone and you couldn't taste any
of that, that would have been the perfect time.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
I'm a salt person.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Oh gross, you like it is classic you liking that.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
I'm just not a fish person.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Okay, but have you been thinking about sex lately? I
know we have something coming up where you're going to
start dating in but like, tell me just sometimes you
like I want to do it? Like I was like
that last week. I was really like on one I
was like, wow, it's been two years. I need to
do something.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
It's say two years for you. Also, I don't believe you.
You're just trying to like jump on my coattails.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
You're always like that is so not a fla.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
And then I use my vibrator Okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah. Some of the best sex I've ever had is
with myself.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
I mean, I'm not gonna lie. My favorite dream is, look,
I was a guy and a girl was writing me.
I was the guy.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Though, you do you have that kind of fantasy where
you're pegging a girl or girl like peggings when you
put the stramp on them.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
I mean, I've done it. Realized, Well you did it too. Oh,
let me just make the list out.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Did you get any more prison letters this week?
Speaker 4 (22:57):
No? But I did get a fucking crazy for call.
I'm telling you guys, something crazy happens to me every
fucking day that I mean, it's all good to go
in the book. Who knows when the book's coming out?
Because I need to have long nails to type, and
none of my we have four computers in my house,
one two through five, and none of them work. So
(23:18):
I made an appointment at the Maxter and I canceled
it because I yay.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
I didn't just make them and cancel them. Make them
and cancer.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
So they just text you if you want to cancel
post one.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
So it's not like it's like do you know what
we should have that we should have that for our friends?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
You know, when you make like coffee.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Tapes like something, and then you don't need to tell
each other to make up an excuses, just like all
someone press the button please, it is such a great app.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Yeah, we're going to new app.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
We don't tell them here, Okay, we can tell them.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Because we just made it's we made it like five
minutes ago, it's two minutes make it app Now you
know that I used to have I had an app
in the work works for two and a half years.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Do you know that by the time this comes out,
there will be a new app that you can get
advice on from Brandy called news. It's really great. Okay, sorry,
I didn't want to drop something there, but like if
you want styling advice, like the interior design advice, styling advice,
and like general like if someone has a dating prosoble
that they want her to look at and be like,
oh I would change that caption or I can do
that photo. Yeah, uh huh not for women, not for women.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Yeah, so yeah, I can help men women know what
they're doing. For the most part, for me, yeah, unless
they're gay. Friend. When I like when I first met in,
it's super cute, attractive, nice car, billionaire, great, go to
his house. I spent the night obviously, and I walked
(24:56):
away this closet and I was like there there's I'm alarmed.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
What happened.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
It's like everything had like ed hardy and like you know,
the listing all the brands across it and like the
Wait and True religion like, and I was like, I, honestly,
it sounds actually break up with you if you don't
let me change your wardrobe completely, and he did. I
(25:24):
took him to John Barbados and now he's all dressing
great and then we broke up. I fixed him and
then he cheated on me.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Because he was so good by the time.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
You were like physically cheat. But he was shocking on
Instagram girls and I think that's the same thing. And
he was making a date with this girl.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
It's not cheating yet, but when he was.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Making a plan to see a girl, and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
So, don't let it go to all that way.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
It's embarrassing for me when we're going on carpet like
that is embarrassing. I mean, thank god, the girls are
dming me. Do you know that your boyfriend message?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
I'm like, guys are so stupid. Why would they think
like unless it's done, unless it's like an athlete that
they're like. Some hoes will be like, oh, I just
want to be with him, but like girls for the
most part, would be messaging you do. This guy's a
dish and ed hardy must have given it away though,
for sure, what do you mean ed hard of it all?
Because he had all those gross clothest You can get
(26:24):
him new clothes, but the thing is he got those
clothes to begin with, so that's his true personality.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Yeah, I think, well, I think he wanted like maybe
those are that's the group that he was hanging with.
I'm on a different level. I can't be seen with
anyone with stitches on their jeans. And he said this
for like ten years, like a deal break up from me.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
You won't even hang out with me if I have
a logo on my shirt.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
I have no choice. You always have a logo owner
shirt and you still hang out with me. I have
no choice. But I would like to get you some
property shirts that don't have lego.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
What about what I'm wearing today? My bus are out.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
That's a wife beater hot Now it's called a tank top. No,
it's called like an a shirt, an a shirt, but
it usould be called the wife beater. That is a
really bad name for that shirt. But I there was
a lot of people go to jail.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Conjoining wife feeding. I'm just saying that like that was.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Like, you know, if you're.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Watching there a little bit of alcoholic. They're out on
their front porch somewhere and their wife give them and
they have to.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
And then it's all dirty. They are always wearing this
and that's all they had.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yeah, but that's not funny, and we don't it's not.
But this is what they were wearing.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
But I do like, I like, I like, well when
you when it got.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Overways, it's kind of well, I'm going to get roasted again.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Oh god, stop, you're so all about you.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Who else is going to be it's not you?
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Apparently you're so busy on your phone you just need
a break.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Wait, So, well this was funky, kidding.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
I didn't even tell you I did. I got a
call another call from someone completely different about something that
I was involved in years ago. I don't know yet,
I can't. I just feel like I don't want to
be I have enough on my plate to go backwards
(28:28):
in time because to be vindicated.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
But we've already been municated.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yeah, this is something else, So I'm like, I just
I don't want to open that box. But this person
had a lot. I can't even why why why? Like
why do I I don't know what you're talking about?
I know because I didn't tell you because I don't
trust you not to talk about it here, but I
(28:57):
trust you in general. I mean, like seventy percent. That's
pretty good.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
That's a pretty good ratio.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
I know it was like a like a three point
seven on Uber.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Yeah, I would like a four because you kicked off
the ass.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Of course you would like a four. But you're not
gonna get.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
I'm gonna eat an area biscuit while you keep pink.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Okay, I have a bag of candy I've brought. Yeah,
let's open the bag and don't be a don't let's
so this is We got this from the Hello Prenut Club.
It's the Prenut party yesterday and everything was so pink
at the party. This is the color of my dress.
What is this a face soft whatever sweattowel? Ooh this
(29:39):
is good. I love this color. This definitely needs a
color catcher in the washer. I'll just tell you that
right now, otherwise everything's going to be pink tip of
the day. Let's see you can open this and tell
me about this.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Is mmm, hot girl sauce, have an earra hot girl chili.
Oh my god, fun refrigerate and shake well. So basically,
it looks so cool, hot girl sauce shake.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Well, I mean I like spicy. I don't know if
I like harbonnaro spicy, So give it to you like
hot hot herbanaro spae. He's good, he's good.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
What else is in here?
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Edita? Thanks, Edka, you gave us a box with you
gave us a box?
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Is this earrings? I think it's a necklace, a beautiful necklaces,
eighteen carried gold plated. Although it has a cute snake
on it. That is a snake.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
There's more than one snake.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
That is fucking cute. It's not cute, no way. Oh
I thought this was food, damn it. Okay, sorry, it's
not as exciting. It's a vacation classic whip that sunscreen
that you whip. But I thought it was whippream to
be in with. Did you see how excited I got?
Speaker 4 (31:00):
I was like, oh, this isn't hard feelings.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
While we're here, I might like to try this. I've
always wanted to try it.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Okay, let me let me put it on you. Oh
my god, that's so.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Perfect, it's so nice looking. It's too much that I
hate this, Although I know.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
You're now.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
I have to go to it.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Col I'm not. I can't have this shirt on me.
Oh ship, but I'm taking my life.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
I mean it does look cool though.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Like, yeah, it's like I like that.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
I wish my Actually it lands right in Okay, great
vacations on screen. I see why they're doing so well.
This is what I might give you.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
One look at what you've got?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
A little bracelet made out of cream.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Yeah, it's staying there because I don't want this show.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Do you know what you can do? You can copy
your boobs and your coach with it and then take pictures. Yeah, okay,
I also have some other things.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
I'm still thinking about things that I don't like about you.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Okay. Cool. Oh he's another necklace, so I could potentially
have one, No, you can't. Potentially Okay, potentially it's.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
For I have two sons with girlfriends. Oh what does
this say? Roses rose water is my favorite?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I need that. I need that. Actually, you know you've
got to give.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
It to you that that's actually it's mine. You can
have the perform what is a hard feelings?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Oh? Uncommon, James, I love it. Okay, great, it's Christian
Cavalry's perfume. Oh no, where is it? Though? I can't
see it, I'm serious. Where is Oh it's over there
on the couch, the clump of whipped cream sunscreen. She
thought it was on a hair. It just fell onto
the couch. You got to watch this video really easily.
I thought that was going to be a really boring segment.
But you know you, you know you, I know me.
(32:50):
All right, Well that was fun, guys, because I've got
to go and we're still gotta do the video.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
I thought we were going to do.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Yeah, but that's not on the pot it is. Okay,
let's do it. I have to sit through this, sorry, guys.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Uncommon jan Yes.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Thank you. Kristin Cavalary, Okay, she can't give it to you.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
I did.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
I'm passing the phone to someone who always starts getting
ready at the moment I get there.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
I'm passing the phone to someone who always is vaking.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
I'm passing the phone to someone who always talks over
me and never lets me get away.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
I'm passing the phone to someone that always cuts me
off and always has something to say that never really
really is true.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
I'm passing the phone to someone who doesn't let me
eat dessert. Even though she doesn't want to eat the dessert.
She'll order it and then be like, you're not allowed
to eat it because you've eaten too much. And then
I like want to eat the dessert, but she won't
let me eat it.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Oh, I'm passing the phone to a liar because he
ordered his own cheesecake ate it, and then when I
ordered mine, I wanted to eat it solely and he
started eating it. So he's just a fatty.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
I'm passing the phone to someone who says that she's
catching my fatty issues because I'm always saying She's like,
I don't want your fatty issues.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
I'm passing the phone to someone who's obsessed with his
dog so much so that he would like do anything,
skip anything, and all he says is a move o day,
and it gets really fucking annoying.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
I'm passing the phone to someone who.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
I don't see you.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
I'm perfect, not true. I'm passing the phone to someone
who hates this game.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
I don't hate this game. I'm getting a lot off
my chest. I'm passing the phone to someone who needs
a new wardrobe.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
I'm passing the phone to someone who thinks they have
a nice wardrobe, but they don't.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
I never said it I had a nice I'm selling
it on eBay, so I'm just saying it's better than yours.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
I'm passing the phone. Think that we've done that.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Now we're passive to you. Guys. Bye.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
That was fun. Some of them were fine. I could
cut it together to even see what I mean about that. Oh,
it's still on the podcast.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Thanks guys.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Have a great day, and don't forget to.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Still I do film the tea.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
What tea I had? Tea? Well, you're gonna have to
put that tea on ice over the weekend. Bye, guys,
and have a great day. On the James you cannot
James James.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
Okay, all right, So James is leaving Brandy is whisp.
He might be gone for a while, taking a hiatus.
Bye bye.
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Speaker 3 (00:16):
I'm passing the phone to someone who always starts getting
ready when I get there.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
I'm passing the phone to someone who always talks over
me and is hypers fuck and even when you're telling
you bad news, that is not a goode.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I'm passing the phone too. We will but now the
video has start. We'll do this after.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Yeah, I didn't get to do my hair.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Okay, So what was the peak and the pit of
the night? The best part and then the worst part?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Oh, I mean the peak was the drive. Well, actually,
my car fucking sucks. I like, I'm telling you guys,
I thought I hated my last car. I hate this
car and I don't know if I'm going to make
it home. On the mile, it's like I have rain
every five seconds. No, because it says like it said,
I had three hundred and fifty four miles to get
(01:07):
to Palm Springs and back and I'm on fifty miles
and that's there's just it's that's not it. But I think,
like Tesla's, they stay on after you get out, which
stresses me out. And like when the fuck is she
going to turn off? So, like I try to, I
don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I can't believe you're still driving it, to be honest,
because even driving to you to Palm Springs that time,
it was very just very confusing. I don't get those
teslas that have a million different features.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
We didn't take the tesla. We took my monkey.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
We did.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah, that's what trouble. Well, I think it was just
we didn't know where we are going. I don't know
I was drunk. I'm kidding, because I wouldn't drive drunk,
not since two thousand and nine.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Do you have the mum job from that? No?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
No, I've never seen it. I don't want to see
it if.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Anyone can find it. No.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Okay, So you know it was the most really fun
like a group of girls and you could get piercings
and tattoos, and they had like little bootes for cotton candy,
which I kept on trying to get over to it.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Well, you know what I realized is I wasn't there,
and guess who else was? Other men? Okay, last week
on the pot, if you'll remember, Brandy said, oh, I
would love to invite you but it's not not for men.
Men can't go.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
It was supposed to be a prenup girls only party,
and they were girls and pek bikinis, like like passing
out drinks. But I guess the girls and Palm Springs are.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
The girls there. But well, because the population is gay, man,
how do you find I did.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Find a couple of eyes for you?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
What they did? You give them?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
My no? No, but they like they were Instagram friends now,
so I'll show you. And there's one that looks we
look at them now.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
What were the names?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
No, because I don't remember their names.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I see how horny I am.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Yeah, right, so we can go again. I got live there.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Do they have houses? Do they have money? Did you
see a text return?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
No? They were all wearing pink And I didn't meet
that guy from the valley, the gay guy with the
like the hair like.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
All of the yeah away from the valley.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
That showed the valley.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
They even watched the valley to be honest.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, well, I'm just remember his hair and he's got
He was really.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Sweet, a gay on the valley. Maybe I should be
with him.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Well, but first of all, it was a pink party,
so we all had to wear pink. And I'm standing
there and heathern McDonald rolls up and I love her.
I love your Heather and a bright blue dress with
her kids with like a boom and like a video camera.
I know it's always like, you fucking bitch. Of course
(03:39):
you have to wear blue to a pink party. How
much attention do you need? And she was like, oh, Brandy,
I didn't know it was pink party.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I'm like, really, she the vibes of someone that shows
up to someone's wedding wearing like a watch sequence in
like embellishments.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
And then she was she was interviewed, like going to
around interviewing the whole the whole party, and and also
like doing it.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
But I love that hustle.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
She's always working. I did not sign, and I did
not sign the right ye, but I will. But I'm
just saying like she was like Aubrey and I were having.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Aubrey get something good at exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
She did get some good stuff. She won't say most
of it. Aubrey O day. So she came to sing
and you know, Aubrey and I we go way back.
We're sister sisters. And I saw her, I'm like Aubrey.
She's like, oh my god, girl, I've been defend defending
your ask people or thinking you're on meth and ship.
(04:41):
I'm like yeah. She's like, you know, Brandy Brayley, like
the XANX, this her thing. If she can't you know,
like that's the only thing she takes. And she was
just like people are haters, and she's like, I have
to perform and I've never seen Aubrey and so honestly,
she like I would like in my old two years
(05:02):
ago me, I could do anything I could not I
could sing like her. But I thought she was gonna
live sync like everyone does, because everyone does. And bitch
had everyone like like dancing and moving and she was singing,
really singing, yeah, and she sounded amazing. And then she
got in the pool part way in her jeans and
(05:23):
she's like, everyone get in the pool, and no one
did for a second, and then I'm like, you guys,
get in, and then I didn't, and some people did. Yeah,
a bunch of people jumped in the pool.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
And then she like a woman that can work a crowd.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
She worked the fucking crowd. She knows what she's doing.
And then we were sitting kicking, like having like a
you know, heart to hurt because we haven't talked in
like a couple of months because of everything that's going on.
And she's like, well, why didn't you reach out? I
wasn't talking to anyone, you know, like she lives like
fifteen minutes from me. And then she's like, you know,
she's like she should bring her dogs over. I think
(05:58):
I told you, but her dog's past away, So I
was sad. We were having a really personal conversation and
Heather comes and sits next to us, and she's like,
you know she is. She puts a microphone and obviously
like no, girl just cuts it. And then this guy
comes over with a video camera and she's like stop filming,
(06:19):
Like she's she's a bad bitch. She's like, I'm not
getting paid for that. I don't know where that's going
to go. Stop filming. And she also likes to be
in charge and edit her own stuff and do all that.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
So I think she also turned that anything into the
I podcast that she was doing, like the.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah I have yeah, I have tea on that but yeah,
So I just wish her, like she's been fucked over
so many times. I think that's why she's a little
scared of meeting new people. But she knows me. Now
we've had a shower scene on OnlyFans.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Did you get any touching?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Oh yeah, we made out?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Oh my god, fun having fun?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
I kiss I have ever read one? Yeah, you know
I'm gonna kiss her. Well I was, and even like
there was Yeah, it was a good one. I wonder
if it's still on there. Uh, I don't know anyway,
So Aubury came and sang and I was just super
(07:22):
impressed and we were talking and she was just shutting
people down left and right, and she was like nope,
I'm like, you know what, I used to be that
a girl like you know. And I was like, there
was like three cameras there.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I was not paid to be there. I came as
a favor. As a favor, I mean it matter twice,
so I don't really know where. And it was cute
to get some like you know, TikTok stuff, which my
phone is fucked. I had all the just get a
new phone. Yeah, I got about it.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
It's not that old either, and honestly, it drops calls
right in the middle of it. And it's just like
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I just kind doesn't take your calls.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, it's gonna moo. I know that means that you've
put me on do not, but.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
You know you'll fix it. I'm going to I'm sure
going Mac tonight because everyone's oh Mac tonight, isn't that What.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Are you going to do this weekend? It's a long weekend.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I'm not done with my story. So then she stuck
her microphone and our faces and we said no. And
then later, so.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
You did finish your story? Ah okay, So okay.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Later I went and got my aura read Oh I.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Want to see it? Was it dark?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I get back. You can see within them, but you
can't have them. This is mine.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Okay, we can do it on bailing. What's bag?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I don't know yet? Yeah right, okay, so this is
my aura. Can you see this exaber? Okay? Look how
beautiful that is? Beauty beauty beautiful? And I thought, because
my past two years, it was not going to be great.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Okay, So this is how you read it? Okay. So
basically it says color's appearing above the eye level? What
is on your mind? Okay? So above the high level.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
I'll tell you. She already told me. So the left
side of my face, my mind is my masculine side.
And she's like, you definitely have a masculine side. I said, yeah.
She said, the right side is your is your fun
loving side. She's like, the pink and orange means you're fun,
down for anything and happy and loving. And then she said,
(09:19):
I have four angels watching me. Oh and then this
just means it brings it all together.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I like, all of the orange, what does that mean?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
The orange? Well, there it was. I don't know, can
you read I can't read that.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
You know me left side, right side doesn't have colors though,
Oh here colors orange? Okay, that's her sacral chakra, adventurous, craves, newness, risk,
take a childlike sense of playfulness. This is totally you, fun, loving, friendly,
well friendly. So he's so true. Sensual, sensual and raw creativity.
(09:58):
That does describe you. Well, you've got a lot of that.
What's that green bit in the middle. I don't know
about that. Loving and compassionate. These are all good.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Yeah, and then everyone's else, everyone else's they had out
they had like no one had one like that exists
bright with orange and red.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I mean, they're all kind of nice pink. Okay, there
is no pink is the middle pink Okay, pink heart
shark or romantic loving state gentle, I want to see mine,
I can see you, or now if I just crossed
my eyes a little bit, yeah, also looks pink.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
But she said, well I hadn't. I had it like
a really big superstar dm me. But I'm not going
to say who. You don't say who.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
It's a movie star that's a lot of movies and
she's a babe, a total hearty.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Okay, stop, that's enough offering to help, like, like because
she's into like chakras and stuff, and I did a
couple of those things and they're like, you're broken.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I'm like, well, duh, they said that, how rude.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Well no, that's their job. Like Mark had a good
reading and then I had like a bad reading. But
covering my stomach, Yeah, I know you're wearing white.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I know when I decided to wear this fucking tank top.
It's so annoying to have to try and hold my
stomach into this song.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Where are you going in forty five minutes? Because you
just tried to get me to go to the beach
with you?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Okay, So I have a confession to make. It's just
a haircut, but then I have something right after, so
I really didn't want to move the appointment. I have
bad hair Wait, we would go straight after that. I
was going to take you to my haircut and then
we could do a call on the way to the beach. No,
sometimes you love going to haircuts with me. Okay, that
sounds classic. You going along with me to my haircut
classic you everyone knows I don't care, okay.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Okay, And then that was that was yeah, we got
We were with doctor Nicola, like that plastic surgeon who's
very cool and like like one of the best, and
he brought one of his machines I did with him before,
that cell sound machine, and I couldn't do it, like
the my invectious to sease. Doctor said, you can't do
(12:09):
anything nothing, and I'm like, okay, but I have to
do my ivy.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
How much longer? Sorry, how much longer? Do you have
that in for a long time? Oh? Really?
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Six weeks?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Six weeks?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
How many say?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Okay, so another three weeks after this? Three weeks? Has
it been three weeks yet?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
No, it's been like a week and a half.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Okay, Wow, and you're already seen such improvement from that.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah, I mean I'm yesterday, like two days ago, it
was way good. And then yeah, I have good days
and bad days, but I find myself not doing all
of the exercises that I was normally doing. So if
I feel like I got to get back to doing
like the like the lymphatic things, and it would be good.
So what was the highlight of your week, I mean
your Thursday, of.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
My Thursday, Oh, yesterday, nothing was the highlight of my Thursday.
I've been feeling burnt out as a mother oker, and
I am excited for this weekend, to be honest, because
I need to just do something that revolves around no
phone and just like looking at my dog Momo and
taking you have no phone, no phone, no fun, no fun,
annoying me. But I think that what I'll do is
(13:17):
I'll just go to the beach a lot, which is
for a second phone. I want to do that too,
because there's also a lot of content in my phone.
I'm such a hoarder. I don't want to like delete
anything but as well my phone. No, it's more just
like I am a hoarder, like in case there's something
cute that I want to look back on because we
don't have real photos anymore. Remember how I used to
(13:37):
have albums to My whole.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Living room has all of my family, like family, wedding kids.
I'm like, what do I keep? What do I throw away?
Because I'm moving and I don't I'm moving to a
smaller place.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
And did you find one?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
You no, but I know it's going to be smaller. Yeah,
so no, it's fine. But I'm just getting I through
my high school year worked away. He's about time.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
They're just like they don't throw them away? Why do
you need to throw them away?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Though? I really I have so much stuff, and like
I have a large house, so it's like I need
to get rid of as much stuff as I can
to make the move as easy, as passable and as
inexpensive as possible.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Well, my little brother's in town. That was actually quite
fun to see him. Yeah, he came back from Miami.
He's actually bought he's went and got this rent of
this beautiful house up in the hills with his friends.
And he won't invite me.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
What.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah, Well he just said to me before. He's like,
he can come over, but you have to bring like
some hot girl that I know. I'm like, oh, that
is so rude. I'm not coming. But it does look
really fun and it's a long weekend, so I was like, I'm.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Doing you go, We'll go onside.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Yeah, it's really nice. It's just upping the bird streets
with like a nice infinity pool looking out over the city.
I was like, excuse me, I'm already pissed. Didn't even
get me a room, Like he needs.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
To get me himself.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah, is he rid? But he's twenty four. It's really annoying.
We'll hate that.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
That's okay.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
The kids to know how to make money on internet now,
I know on yet the Internet, the Facebook.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Adrian's like us, this guy, can you have something that TikTok?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
The TikTok is you know that?
Speaker 4 (15:11):
You know that most of people on I thought there
are our kids for a while. There's a lot of
adults on TikTok.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Oh, yeah, that adults do well on TikTok because they
just be themselves. Because anything kind of goes on TikTok.
You can put anything on there, whereas Instagram is so
curated and people will want to make it look a
certain way. But you can just go on and on
on TikTok, and there's such an instant gratification thing because
the algorithm is so good. Like it does really, if
you're good, it doesn't matter if you have one follow
or two, one follow or two hopefully have more, but
(15:39):
like you can pop off on TikTok with one video.
I will remember when you were doing the dancing ones
on yours and it was.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
I don't know, but when I got on my TikTok,
you come up so I can't find.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
My I'm embarrassing once you saw my sexy photos. I
was going to post on my secret TikTok. That's literally
so hoy, it's so holy, and TikTok is me in
my underwear.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Oh oh boy, time to go. Oh someone's trying to
get some following.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I'm not. That's like my little I deleted every now
and then and then reactivate it because I'm like, oh
my god, if anyone finds this, Oh wait, why am
I saying this on the fucking oh God? Anyway, Okay,
moving right along. Did you see the Crumble Cookie Guy
in the news this week? That Crumble Cookie Guy, the
founder of Crumble Cookies, is Republican, but he someone was
reading him on TikTok for like his Instagram looking super
(16:25):
like gay faced and stuff and being like this guy
is not straight like and he did a whole video.
It went viral like this other gay guy, I can.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Call him gay face. You can't just say he's gay
face to the way.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Well, he ended up apologizing though, because he was like,
he added him anyway, So oh wait, hod on, I've
just given away the punchline. But basically, there's a guy.
He made a video a gay guy saying there is
nothing straight about this Republican guy that founded went not
buying it and was like going through all his pictures
going this, there's no reason to be dressed like this
and this, this is gay anyway. Then the guy comes
out the next day and says, okay, yeah, I am gay,
(16:56):
And then he was like, oh my god, I'm so
sorry for adding you. I guess the pressure, but the
fact that he's like Republican means anyway nothing.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
There's a lot of gay Republicans if they're.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Rich, well send him my way. Honey, these legs are
wide open with my saloon doors.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
What are you doing with your legs right open?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Well, no one's going in there anyway, dusty old dust
park that.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Is right over here.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Maybe you can run about dusties together and we'll spark
some flames. Well.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
In other fun news, when my crowns came off in
the back when it was so now I'm there's seventies teeth, so.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I think maybe we'll even it out then if it's
from the bottom rope, because then ended.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Oh yeah, no, I'm just gonna make me like a
fake retainer with faked teeth right on top of I
can't do.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Any like cats can do that, but I can't do any.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Like drilling or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
But he could make you like one of those things
that you clip in, like if it needs to so
cold doctor Kazz from Modern Smiles my other dentist paying
for those teeth, not him. Oh great, okay, fine, I.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Just I'm saying that's not who I went to. Someone.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Have you seen any of the CARDI be in court
footage or you've been kind of you know, I.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Heard like I heard on the radio. I mean, she
says herself at all times.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
She is so good.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
I would be pissed if someone you're not even supposed
to like have cell phones in their doctor's rooms.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Please remind you of ariolas.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Yeah, when you're doing that.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Video episode the Pillows that Ryan has, he chose Ariola
as the theme and so easily sidetracked. Okay, So back
to Cardi, So she is very much herself. She's like,
what did she say the other day? I was laughing
at she was like, they go, did you call her fat?
She has no. I called her a bitch, called her.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
A fat bitch, not against the lat or.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Call someone because do you think that she's did you
say she was heavy? Then she's like, well, look she
could take what did she say she could take down
the building? Like something like that.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
I mean that's not ill like that is an invasion
of your privacy, especially when you're pregnant. It is. And
in a doctor's office they always have a thing, no
cell phones, m and that's and also like having an
altercation with someone when they're pregnant is dangerous. So that
I'm on Cardi's side on this one. What did Cardily
(19:32):
do to her? Nothing?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Cartie did nothing to her, And I don't even care
if she did scratch her. It was within her rights
as Carti.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
B Yeah, I mean hello, those nails are so long
you can't control where they go.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I'm doing something potentially KDDI b soon. I'll tell you
about it after this pod.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Oh okay, whatever we got yellows.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
She gets so jealous, she gets so jealous. Oh my god,
that's going to go in the game when we do it.
After this, I'm passing the phone to someone who gets
so jealous.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Oh I do I get jealous.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
And then you would say.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I'm really sick of the lies, James.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
I phone to someone who always lies and says that. Yeah, see,
now you get how the game works.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
I get it, but I'm just not as mean as
you know.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
It's fun you are. People say that all the time.
You always mean. It's me.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
People say it all the time.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
They say, you're so mean to me. I am because
you're mean to me. She's mean to me. That's why
we give it to each other. It's funny. Hello to you.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
I just don't always agree with you, and friends are
allowed to.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Sorry. Yeah, that's why real friends can. Oh you know
what is a great saying? True friends stab you in
the front.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
That is that's good stabbing part.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
They just like punch, like a little slap, like hey,
wake up.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
A slap and a tickle a compliment and then something
made events.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Just cut a hole in their favorite perogy like something.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
So anyway, there's this guy called Xavier that we love
that runs this podcast right now, and he's going to
start taking us out to do really fun weekend trips
and he's going to film everything.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
He's Savior, right, Oh yeah, is it Xavier or egg Xavier?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
It? Yeah, but sometimes if you say it past Savior
like generally, although I won't try and rewrite your name okay, sorry, okay,
I'll emphasize the exit.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
I'm not going to try and rename you here like okay,
it's just just Exavior. Okay, that's another thing.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
X gone give it to you, wait for you to
get it on your own, X gone deliver it to you,
and he will be delivering the best videos of this part.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Yes, because I have gained seven pounds yay.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
I love that for you, though it's.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Been the bad way.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
I don't comment on people's weight anymore, even when they're skinny, Like,
I'm just happy that you're happy, because I know you're
worried for a minute that you were skinny.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Well, okay, I can't teaste my food, so I was
just eating for calories.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
And I was just like, I'm not being able to
taste food.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
It was I can't talk about it.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah yeah, do you know what would be good though?
If you were giving someone and you couldn't taste any
of that, that would have been the perfect time.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
I'm a salt person.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Oh gross, you like it is classic you liking that.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
I'm just not a fish person.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Okay, but have you been thinking about sex lately? I
know we have something coming up where you're going to
start dating in but like, tell me just sometimes you
like I want to do it? Like I was like
that last week. I was really like on one I
was like, wow, it's been two years. I need to
do something.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
It's say two years for you. Also, I don't believe you.
You're just trying to like jump on my coattails.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
You're always like that is so not a fla.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
And then I use my vibrator Okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah. Some of the best sex I've ever had is
with myself.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
I mean, I'm not gonna lie. My favorite dream is, look,
I was a guy and a girl was writing me.
I was the guy.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Though, you do you have that kind of fantasy where
you're pegging a girl or girl like peggings when you
put the stramp on them.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
I mean, I've done it. Realized, Well you did it too. Oh,
let me just make the list out.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Did you get any more prison letters this week?
Speaker 4 (22:57):
No? But I did get a fucking crazy for call.
I'm telling you guys, something crazy happens to me every
fucking day that I mean, it's all good to go
in the book. Who knows when the book's coming out?
Because I need to have long nails to type, and
none of my we have four computers in my house,
one two through five, and none of them work. So
(23:18):
I made an appointment at the Maxter and I canceled
it because I yay.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
I didn't just make them and cancel them. Make them
and cancer.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
So they just text you if you want to cancel
post one.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
So it's not like it's like do you know what
we should have that we should have that for our friends?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
You know, when you make like coffee.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Tapes like something, and then you don't need to tell
each other to make up an excuses, just like all
someone press the button please, it is such a great app.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Yeah, we're going to new app.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
We don't tell them here, Okay, we can tell them.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Because we just made it's we made it like five
minutes ago, it's two minutes make it app Now you
know that I used to have I had an app
in the work works for two and a half years.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Do you know that by the time this comes out,
there will be a new app that you can get
advice on from Brandy called news. It's really great. Okay, sorry,
I didn't want to drop something there, but like if
you want styling advice, like the interior design advice, styling advice,
and like general like if someone has a dating prosoble
that they want her to look at and be like,
oh I would change that caption or I can do
that photo. Yeah, uh huh not for women, not for women.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Yeah, so yeah, I can help men women know what
they're doing. For the most part, for me, yeah, unless
they're gay. Friend. When I like when I first met in,
it's super cute, attractive, nice car, billionaire, great, go to
his house. I spent the night obviously, and I walked
(24:56):
away this closet and I was like there there's I'm alarmed.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
What happened.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
It's like everything had like ed hardy and like you know,
the listing all the brands across it and like the
Wait and True religion like, and I was like, I, honestly,
it sounds actually break up with you if you don't
let me change your wardrobe completely, and he did. I
(25:24):
took him to John Barbados and now he's all dressing
great and then we broke up. I fixed him and
then he cheated on me.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Because he was so good by the time.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
You were like physically cheat. But he was shocking on
Instagram girls and I think that's the same thing. And
he was making a date with this girl.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
It's not cheating yet, but when he was.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Making a plan to see a girl, and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
So, don't let it go to all that way.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
It's embarrassing for me when we're going on carpet like
that is embarrassing. I mean, thank god, the girls are
dming me. Do you know that your boyfriend message?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
I'm like, guys are so stupid. Why would they think
like unless it's done, unless it's like an athlete that
they're like. Some hoes will be like, oh, I just
want to be with him, but like girls for the
most part, would be messaging you do. This guy's a
dish and ed hardy must have given it away though,
for sure, what do you mean ed hard of it all?
Because he had all those gross clothest You can get
(26:24):
him new clothes, but the thing is he got those
clothes to begin with, so that's his true personality.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Yeah, I think, well, I think he wanted like maybe
those are that's the group that he was hanging with.
I'm on a different level. I can't be seen with
anyone with stitches on their jeans. And he said this
for like ten years, like a deal break up from me.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
You won't even hang out with me if I have
a logo on my shirt.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
I have no choice. You always have a logo owner
shirt and you still hang out with me. I have
no choice. But I would like to get you some
property shirts that don't have lego.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
What about what I'm wearing today? My bus are out.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
That's a wife beater hot Now it's called a tank top. No,
it's called like an a shirt, an a shirt, but
it usould be called the wife beater. That is a
really bad name for that shirt. But I there was
a lot of people go to jail.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Conjoining wife feeding. I'm just saying that like that was.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Like, you know, if you're.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Watching there a little bit of alcoholic. They're out on
their front porch somewhere and their wife give them and
they have to.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
And then it's all dirty. They are always wearing this
and that's all they had.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yeah, but that's not funny, and we don't it's not.
But this is what they were wearing.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
But I do like, I like, I like, well when
you when it got.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Overways, it's kind of well, I'm going to get roasted again.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Oh god, stop, you're so all about you.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Who else is going to be it's not you?
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Apparently you're so busy on your phone you just need
a break.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Wait, So, well this was funky, kidding.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
I didn't even tell you I did. I got a
call another call from someone completely different about something that
I was involved in years ago. I don't know yet,
I can't. I just feel like I don't want to
be I have enough on my plate to go backwards
(28:28):
in time because to be vindicated.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
But we've already been municated.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yeah, this is something else, So I'm like, I just
I don't want to open that box. But this person
had a lot. I can't even why why why? Like
why do I I don't know what you're talking about?
I know because I didn't tell you because I don't
trust you not to talk about it here, but I
(28:57):
trust you in general. I mean, like seventy percent. That's
pretty good.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
That's a pretty good ratio.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
I know it was like a like a three point
seven on Uber.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Yeah, I would like a four because you kicked off
the ass.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Of course you would like a four. But you're not
gonna get.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
I'm gonna eat an area biscuit while you keep pink.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Okay, I have a bag of candy I've brought. Yeah,
let's open the bag and don't be a don't let's
so this is We got this from the Hello Prenut Club.
It's the Prenut party yesterday and everything was so pink
at the party. This is the color of my dress.
What is this a face soft whatever sweattowel? Ooh this
(29:39):
is good. I love this color. This definitely needs a
color catcher in the washer. I'll just tell you that
right now, otherwise everything's going to be pink tip of
the day. Let's see you can open this and tell
me about this.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Is mmm, hot girl sauce, have an earra hot girl chili.
Oh my god, fun refrigerate and shake well. So basically,
it looks so cool, hot girl sauce shake.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Well, I mean I like spicy. I don't know if
I like harbonnaro spicy, So give it to you like
hot hot herbanaro spae. He's good, he's good.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
What else is in here?
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Edita? Thanks, Edka, you gave us a box with you
gave us a box?
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Is this earrings? I think it's a necklace, a beautiful necklaces,
eighteen carried gold plated. Although it has a cute snake
on it. That is a snake.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
There's more than one snake.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
That is fucking cute. It's not cute, no way. Oh
I thought this was food, damn it. Okay, sorry, it's
not as exciting. It's a vacation classic whip that sunscreen
that you whip. But I thought it was whippream to
be in with. Did you see how excited I got?
Speaker 4 (31:00):
I was like, oh, this isn't hard feelings.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
While we're here, I might like to try this. I've
always wanted to try it.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Okay, let me let me put it on you. Oh
my god, that's so.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Perfect, it's so nice looking. It's too much that I
hate this, Although I know.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
You're now.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
I have to go to it.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Col I'm not. I can't have this shirt on me.
Oh ship, but I'm taking my life.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
I mean it does look cool though.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Like, yeah, it's like I like that.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
I wish my Actually it lands right in Okay, great
vacations on screen. I see why they're doing so well.
This is what I might give you.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
One look at what you've got?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
A little bracelet made out of cream.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Yeah, it's staying there because I don't want this show.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Do you know what you can do? You can copy
your boobs and your coach with it and then take pictures. Yeah, okay,
I also have some other things.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
I'm still thinking about things that I don't like about you.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Okay. Cool. Oh he's another necklace, so I could potentially
have one, No, you can't. Potentially Okay, potentially it's.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
For I have two sons with girlfriends. Oh what does
this say? Roses rose water is my favorite?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I need that. I need that. Actually, you know you've
got to give.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
It to you that that's actually it's mine. You can
have the perform what is a hard feelings?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Oh? Uncommon, James, I love it. Okay, great, it's Christian
Cavalry's perfume. Oh no, where is it? Though? I can't
see it, I'm serious. Where is Oh it's over there
on the couch, the clump of whipped cream sunscreen. She
thought it was on a hair. It just fell onto
the couch. You got to watch this video really easily.
I thought that was going to be a really boring segment.
But you know you, you know you, I know me.
(32:50):
All right, Well that was fun, guys, because I've got
to go and we're still gotta do the video.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
I thought we were going to do.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Yeah, but that's not on the pot it is. Okay,
let's do it. I have to sit through this, sorry, guys.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Uncommon jan Yes.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Thank you. Kristin Cavalary, Okay, she can't give it to you.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
I did.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
I'm passing the phone to someone who always starts getting
ready at the moment I get there.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
I'm passing the phone to someone who always is vaking.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
I'm passing the phone to someone who always talks over
me and never lets me get away.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
I'm passing the phone to someone that always cuts me
off and always has something to say that never really
really is true.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
I'm passing the phone to someone who doesn't let me
eat dessert. Even though she doesn't want to eat the dessert.
She'll order it and then be like, you're not allowed
to eat it because you've eaten too much. And then
I like want to eat the dessert, but she won't
let me eat it.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Oh, I'm passing the phone to a liar because he
ordered his own cheesecake ate it, and then when I
ordered mine, I wanted to eat it solely and he
started eating it. So he's just a fatty.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
I'm passing the phone to someone who says that she's
catching my fatty issues because I'm always saying She's like,
I don't want your fatty issues.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
I'm passing the phone to someone who's obsessed with his
dog so much so that he would like do anything,
skip anything, and all he says is a move o day,
and it gets really fucking annoying.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
I'm passing the phone to someone who.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
I don't see you.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
I'm perfect, not true. I'm passing the phone to someone
who hates this game.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
I don't hate this game. I'm getting a lot off
my chest. I'm passing the phone to someone who needs
a new wardrobe.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
I'm passing the phone to someone who thinks they have
a nice wardrobe, but they don't.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
I never said it I had a nice I'm selling
it on eBay, so I'm just saying it's better than yours.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
I'm passing the phone. Think that we've done that.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Now we're passive to you. Guys. Bye.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
That was fun. Some of them were fine. I could
cut it together to even see what I mean about that. Oh,
it's still on the podcast.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Thanks guys.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Have a great day, and don't forget to.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Still I do film the tea.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
What tea I had? Tea? Well, you're gonna have to
put that tea on ice over the weekend. Bye, guys,
and have a great day. On the James you cannot
James James.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
Okay, all right, So James is leaving Brandy is whisp.
He might be gone for a while, taking a hiatus.
Bye bye.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
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