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Straw Hut Media. Wow from straw Hut Media. This is
Brandy Glanville on the film. Oh guys, Merry Christmas. It's
a Brandy land Glandelle. Hold on, I'm taking a drink
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of iced tea. That's not good iced tea. Yeah, I'm here.
I just wanted to say Merry Christmas to everyone. I've
been looking at Instagram a lot more than I normally do,
and I noticed a lot of questions and I just
wanted to give you guys some answers. My tongue is
raw right now, so don't ask for I've been sucking
on pumpkins seas with salt all day. It's like this
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parasite diet thing, which no, I don't know if I
have a parasite yet. And I know a lot of
you that are rooting for me, and I really appreciate it.
We're wondering if I met with mister Terry Debrow, and
I want you to know that I did. He's a
lovely man. I know he has a new showing up
about you know, celebrities getting botched and plastic surgery, and
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so it's going to be on Peacock. So there you go.
Shout out but I think for me, I want a doctor.
How do I say this, I just mean he was lovely.
We sat in the room and talked for an hour.
But I want to run tests and I want to
get another NMRI and another cat scan and do all
the things I want to get to the bottom of
this that I just don't want to guess at what
it is. So yeah, we had a great chat, and
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he said if I ever need anything, that he would
be there for me, and I appreciate that very much.
But I do need things. I need to know what's
wrong with me. For sure. I need test run you know,
because I have like four different great he said, I
have great doctors, and I have four different opinions from
these four different great doctors of what it could possibly be.
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So if they're perplexed, I'm perplexed. And there is no
answer right now. You know, that's it, And there is
no ticking time bomb. I might look like a butterface,
but my face is it's fucked, but it is what
it is. I had fifty good years. That's what I
keep telling myself. You know, we're still working on it, obviously,
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and uh, it's a work in progress. Terry told me
that he thinks that in five years I should be
totally fine. Yeah, so five years is way too long
for me to wait, and I have shit to do.
I have places to go, people to make out with.
I have not had sex since last October. I haven't kissed,
made out with anyone. I haven't socialized really. I went
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to Texas once. That was it because things are going
kind of whacky with me. But as soon as I
shared it, I felt this giant pressure off of me
to not hide anymore. I was hiding and isolating and
fucking misery, not wanting to share what was going on
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with anyone and not wanting to see anyone for sure.
I mean, Kristen would come over and my close friends
would see me, you know, devid. I say, it looks
a little better, and I appreciate that, but like we
all know, when it's us, we're the hardest on ourselves.
And I don't feel better. And I still see this
thing in my face jumping around and it could just
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be fluid. It could be a deviated septum where some
biofilm got into my teeth. I have like a five
crowns and a bridge and all of the things, and
may have togotiate a biological dentist. We don't know, but
I do think the dentists that it's helping me with
my teeth. I love her. She's the best I have
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true great dentists. She's here and my other ones in
New York, so I love them both. I have no favorite.
I don't pick favorites. I don't know. That's it. That's
that on that. It's so weird to sit here and
talk to myself because I normally have someone to bounce
off of, and I just feel like I'm going insane
sitting here talking to myself. Like my friend sent me
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a podcast by Bethany and she seems to have my
back a little bit. But you guys need you guys
actually need to hear this podcast. It was probably like
two weeks ago, a week and a half ago. My
friend's like, you're mentioned in here, and so I listened
to Bethany's podcast. And I try not to do anyone's
podcast with my own or listen. That is, I don't
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even listen to my own. That's what I'm saying. And yes,
I have a list because I have a retainer in
that is holding the right side of my face up yeah,
it's really attractive over here. So talking to myself. Yes,
and now I can see my reflection in my TV.
That's off. I do feel a little bit crazy right now,
but Bethany has it all the time. She just talks
and it's so natural and easy. So I figured I
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might as well catch you guys up on everything that's
going on by myself, rather than wait for someone to
drive out to Calibastard or for Kristen to get back
from Aspling, because she's so fancy. Kidding, but she is
very fancy, and I just i'd pull a Bethany and
talk to myself. So you guys need to listen to
this podcast. When she's talking about the what is it called? See,
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I have no one looking at my dog right now.
I have no one to tell me what it's called. Oh,
the reality reckoning. Apparently you know we're employees now, or
there was a judge that passed that we should be employees. Yeah,
damn right, we should. We're treated like shit and left
hung out to dry. I mean, why don't why don't
we get residuals? Why don't why do we get treated
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the worst? I mean, I think there's a lot of
people out there that think reality TV is easy, and
it could be easy for a lot of people that
have a lot of money, but putting yourself out there
for public scrutiny is really fucking hard. I somehow just
feel like, fuck it, fuck everyone, until they turned me
into something that I would never be and cancel my life.
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So yeah, there's goods and bads to it. But oh my,
I've lost train of thought. Okay, so that's Anny's podcast.
She said, well, Grandy's kind of a mess, but blah blah,
blah blah, and she was talking about now we're employees
and it's you know, she was speaking about Andy. What Basically,
she said, I have all of Andy's text messages between
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the two of us, Like she dropped a bomb, like receipts. Hello,
Leah could call her in her lawsuit and be like, Okay,
show me all of your texts with Andy, because I
know that Andy and Bethany definitely hung out personally like
a lot of housewives. She doesn't hang out with these,
never hung out with me, but they definitely had a
social life together. So there's a lot of receipts there.
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I don't know. I don't know how I got missed
how no one's picking it up. I got to take
this retainer out. Oh my god, Jesus fucking Christ. Now
I'm whistling at faceball. So yeah, she's just she just
kind of was like dropped a bomb that she has
all the text between her and Andy and she knows
how it really goes because at the time they were tight, tight, tight,
tight like a tiger. So yeah, with the AEO anyway,
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I feel like that was a big deal and I'm
glad she's doing this. I don't know why she's not
in the lawsuit herself, because regardless of how rich you
are or how much you don't need it, I feel like,
if you're going to champion it, you should, you should.
You know, definitely, she was taking advantage of just as
everyone else was. She just had an inside track on
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how it was all going because of a friendship with
the producer Andy Qrilin. All Right, I'm going to a
new subject now, but I'm glad she started it. And
next subject, I wish someone would just be here to
talk to me. Okay, well, I mean my friend Scott
is around. He's detailing my car. That way, you didn't
have to auber to the gym. All right. So that said,
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that brings me to Christmas. I have a lot of
texts about the picture. Well, I didn't post the picture
number one, Let's be clear. It was posted before I
posted it. I went over there to my ex's house
because of my kids. I mean, you guys don't understand
the love I have for these children, Like it goes,
I would take a bullet for them. What was I
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going to do stay over here in my house be
lonely during Christmas? Or go with me with like my
the love children and my in laws who I'm obsessed
with the love. And yes, a lot of the people
there did at one time cyber bullying me. But I
put my kids first and that's all. I don't know
how I do it anyway. I actually wrote some notes
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because I was like, how do I do it? This
is how I do it? And then I said what
are my notes saying? Oh yeah, somebody said where's your
self respect? And honestly, I have the utmost self respect
for myself. Oh my gosh, this is the worst podcast.
I hate talking to myself. No, I have the most
respect for myself, and you know what, on like certain
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times I actually pat myself on the back and like,
oh my girl, you're doing this for your fucking boys. Like, remember,
I have to remind myself do it for the kids.
It sounds ridiculou And I don't know that it would
be done if it were the other way around, if
I had cheated and married and invited him over. I
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don't I don't know, but I can only speak that
having two separate holidays fox kids up. Guys, it fucks
them up. Two birthdays fucks them up. My friend is
going through a divorce right now. This is her first
Christmas without her kids. She's fucked up, and the kids
are fucked up. It's fucked up. I don't know how
to explain that anymore. But you know, when you're in it,
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you're fighting and you're dividing. You know, what's that Bible
story where that you know, the dad is like I said,
I'm going to rip the cloth apart or something, and
one person said no, we want the cloth to stay together,
and the other person said rip it, tear it, and
then it just meant that the person that was keeping
the cloth together was the good person. So I'm keeping
the cloth together like the Bible guy, if that makes
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any sense. To anyone, and trust me, let's be fucking
clear about something. I will never forget ever. Every I mean,
any little tiny thing that was done to me. I
will always remember, like a million little fucking paper cuts.
Thank you, Taylor Swift. I will remember every single thing.
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It's made me stronger. And I can step in there
with a fucked up face and not give a fuck
as long as everyone's happy and everyone's in one place
and the kids are happy and we're having a good time,
and the food is good and it was you know,
it's lovely, and I don't have to fucking host everyone
at my house, which I couldn't afford you right now anyway,
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So I am grateful for that. Here's the thing. So
I took my friend Scott was staying with me at
the moment. Who's Eddie's best friend. I told you guys
that before, from high school. So I took him over
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for Christmas that Eddie and could kind of re night
because they'd been not talking for a long time. No fight,
it was just, you know, they just had separate lives.
And then they invited another high school friend over, Tyler
and his husband Nick, all very attractive kids, guys, And
then a really cute kid staying it was I always
said that, right, Jesus, No, it was like I got
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the band back together. You're welcome. I feel like Eddie
probably had the best Christmas he had a really long time.
It was just nice to see them all row down,
and it was nice to see Eddie doing something other
than picking up the fucking tissue paper and wrapping paper
the second hits the floor like it's honestly like one
of the most annoying things he does. He used to
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do that, like let there be a mess for a minute,
like settle in the mess and the wrapping and the joy.
We just don't wrapped it like I think I probably
threw some gift cards away because he was so eager
to get my wrapping out of my hands. But yeah,
I did it for the kids, and I guess you know.
I told you I will never ever ever forget. Oh.
The thing that does annoy me is that when he
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goes to show off is twenty thousand cars. That reminds
me I need to text him that I'm going I'm
leaving T mobile and I'm going to cricket wireless, and
he needs to put Mason on his phone now. Because
I'm not doing it anymore. Can't. I can't afford it. Sorry, guys, Yeah,
cricket here, I come, let's see mom one second. Hold on,
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I'm just updating him on his family plan. I mean, honestly,
they could put me on their family plan and they
wouldn't even cost him one dollar. So you know, we
split everything down the middle. I feel like I'm having
like a therapy session with myself. I'm losing my mind.
So and i's phones okay, got it? So yeah, I
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lost track. Oh yeah. When he goes and shows my
other cars and stuff, it's like, we get it. And
I would have rather had the picture before it was
posted so I could fix my face up a little bit.
But at the end of the day, truly not giving
a fuck at this couple. Not I give a fuck
about them in the way that I'm so happy that
we're in a good place and they're raising my children
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at the time. But I don't care anymore because what
they do doesn't get to me, Like Eddie's not my
guy anymore, Like he's not the man I married. Once
you realize that you're completely one hundred percent over it,
I mean, how you never get over it? Like my
life with Eddie will always be that was me. That
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was my life, like I can't explain it, like great
and wonderful and nostalgic, that's the word for me. And
it was like, yes, the end was tragedy, but that
was my growing up part and that's you know, I
try to take away the good. This is a disaster
of a podcast. So yeah, you know, let's see what
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I wrote. You know, I realize if you are kind
to the people who are around your kids half the time,
then it's more likely that they don't put your kids
in awkward positions and talk poorly about you. That's another thing.
That's what I wrote for myself because I feel like
I've grown and I don't want there to be arguments
back and forth. I don't want them saying bad things
in front of the children. Even they're grown men now,
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they still get very uncomfortable. I would not want that.
And let's too clear. It had to be me or
it was never going to happen. Yeah. I had to
make the birthdays and holidays happen together for the sake
of my kids, and that's what mamas do. Honestly. I
was watching this really cool show on Apple and it's
called The Secret Lives of Animals, and there's one about
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I think it's a cougar, and it basically explains my life.
So if you want to know about me, you know
I like to be by myself. It's not really true,
but like most of it is true. I like a man,
I owe flirt, I got my kids, and then get out. Man,
that's exactly what happened to me. I don't know if
it was just innate for me like it is for
the cougar, but that's what happened anyway. So yeah, I
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have the little high school reunion at the holidays, and
I just want to do everything that I can do
on my part to make my kids comfortable. And the
only way you can do that is to realize that
the man that you married and who he is now
is not the man that I was with for thirteen years.
He's a completely different person. It's not the man that
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I was in love with. Like we evolve and change
as people, he's someone else and I'm someone else. And
until that happens, until it clicks that you don't like, yes,
do I cuss them out on occasion when I come
home and they have all this giant mansion and all
this stuff and I don't have it. I'm like, I'm struggling,
and look at the hell they're living. But then I'm like,
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am I struggling? Am I homeless? No? But no, I
mean I have loved ones, I have friends. I don't
have my health right now, but you know what, it
could be way worse. I could have cancer, like my
best friend. So I just try to remind myself that
it could always get worse and just appreciate what you
have when you have it, because you never know when
the things that you have are going to leave. And
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you if I say, if I could just have my
fat face back again, I would never complain about it
and never touch it nothing. But that's not the cake.
And things are just things, money, more money, more problems really.
But they do have a lot of good little machines
that their wante to use, like hyperbaric oxygen chamber. I
want in. So yeah, that was it. Like, Okay, I
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read about Halloween. This is how the holidays kind of
first started for me, Like giving up that hold on
making sure the kids were in the best place that
they could be in for them. Like, hello, I was
moving around a Ton. When I was on Housewives, I
moved every year and the kids, you know, live in
a gated community, very fancy one, and on Halloween they
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want to go with their friends, so the haunted houses
at the rich people's house, and I wanted that for them.
I didn't want to drag them to a different house
each Halloween where they couldn't There was no other kids
that they knew because we were all the way in
bel Air and you know, in Calabasas where they go
to school. So I decided a long time ago that
they would spend Halloween where they wanted to spend Halloween,
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so it was with their dad. I would not make
a fuss. I'm not invited to Halloween, but I get it.
I think I went once, maybe with Mark, but there
the kids are not there at the house. They go
out and go trick or treating, So why would I
need to be there at the house. And they're not
kids anymore, even though there'll always be my babies. Let
me see, did I answer all the questions that you
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all had. I did get a really great present from
my roommate and got he's not my We're not romantically
involved at all. We would murder each other. Actually we
don't we live well together if we're with a little
bit nuts. And he's like, the good thing about you,
Brandy is you always know where you fucking stand. I'm like, well,
Iday to have it. I'm like, you're annoying me, leave
me alone. I'm watching the show. Yeah, And he says
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the same thing, and he's allowed to. But he does
do too much laundry. Uh anyway, so happy holidays. And
I have a lot more tips and tricks than all
of these things that I use to make it through
to the other side. But trust and believe, I have
breakdowns all the time and wonder what my life would
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have been like if I had my kids all of
the time their whole entire lives. Would they turn out differently?
Would they? I don't know about what I do know,
And what always makes me feel good about what I
do in this co parenting situation I don't always feel
good about what I do is that everyone always tells
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me how good my boys are, like they turned out
so great with all like it's kind of a dig
on me and Eddie, like with all the drama, the
kids are not great, Like, yeah, you're welcome, but yeah,
I've participated in the drama for sure. I'm a fighter
and a lover. But it took a decade, people, and
then I just dropped it. And Leanne offered me her
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machines to use, and that's why I was thankful to her.
Wanted to help me with my face and stuff. But
she I reached out today and she's leaving town for
the week or wherever to go fancy places, and so
I'm not using them, but they were offered to me.
That is why I thanked her. I want to say
thank you so much to Yolanda. I don't know where'd
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be right now if she didn't help me figure out
what was kind of going on, who to talk to,
and all of those things. Love you, yo, yo, I
really do. I really mean it can't fucking wait for
the fucking new year. That's it. I'm done with this
year and I'm going to be better in way more
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than five years. Oh wait, Beverly Hill is like okay,
so really quick, poor Durie. Sorry. The producers are just
like she's going to get fired, you guys. This is
like she's on an island, Kyle's on Watch What Happens Live.
She somehow has her graphs her claws into Garcell. Don't
know how that happened, But next season she'll be trying
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to take Garcel down. But right now she has her
clause in Garcel. Let's figure out how that happened. Because
Garcel's riding hard for her and it doesn't feel it
feels like she's not one hundred percent being herself, Like
she's kind of fighting Kyle's battles for her. And I
think Jerik's just being crazy because the producers are telling
her to and trying to keep her job. But little
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does she know she's going to be left with no
friends on an island when she acts like this and
they're going to fire her. That's exactly what's going to happen.
They're firing her. How does she not see it? Okay?
That is it? Brandy Glanville fucking Unfiltered. Bye y'all, Happy birthday, Ryan?
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